1:get guns
2:???
3:RAMPAGE!

Is the boss female?

I search my desk.

Jump out the window.
End this shitty quest thread.

light boss on fire

>>9268326
The boss is very female
>>9268323
You think there is a staple gun in the supply closet somewhere.

She talks louder. Your migraine increases in intensity.

Migraine level: 23

Suicide.

>>9268356
I meant real guns.

rolled 13 = 13

>>9268356
Rape her then staple her to a wall.

RAPE BOSS

>>9268334
You find a fistful of biros, there lids are scattered throughout the bottom of the drawer. None of them seem to work. There is a paperweight on a pile of paper thicker then the thickest of novels.
>>9268349
You seriously contemplate suicide. Realize you're on the third floor.
>>9268351
With what?
>>9268356
Migraine Level : 33
She continues to speak about your lack of team spirit

>>9268397
THEN FUCKING JUMP
THIRD FLOOR IS ENOUGH
HEAD FIRST

I just put my fingers in my mouth and vomit in front of her.

>>9268412
FUCK THAT
RAPE BOSS THEN BUTCHER HER

Concentrate on the migraine. Pain unlocks potential. Feel the minds of the lesser men around you, take them into your hands and squeeze.

Quit your job and become a crazy hobo.

Tell boss about migraine. Note that continued exposure to stress may constitute assault. Seek medical attention.

Go to lunch break, take pills, throw up and take a nap.


Works for me

>>9268379
You have one at home. The 3 hour drive home.
>>9268358
You don't have the balls.
>>9268385
You excuse yourself to get the staple gun.
You return briefly and thrust yourself upon her falling to the ground. Your rolls of fat muffle her screams and you push her hands down. You rape her as she claws at your face and tears stream down hers. She asks you why you are doing this? You hear a startled scream behind you. The secretary is running to get help. You staple gun her clothes to the ground and get up your cock dripping with semen and blood from zipper cuts and rug burns. Your boss quietly sobs into the carpet. Your migraine goes down
Migraine level:5
Equipment:
Staple Gin

Window.
Jump.

>>9268463
Eye-socket + Penis = PROFIT!!!

>>9268463
Tackle the secretary and rape her too

Wearily lift head, stand up, walk up to boss in the ensuing surprised silence.

Stare at her for a moment, then kiss her.

Kill Self.
End shitty thread.

>>9268463
What kind of asstarded commute is that!?

>>9268463
>>9268435
>>9268437
>>9268444
The full extent of what you have done hits you, your migraine goes through the roof. Your hands quiver, your heart is thumping out of control and your head is turning an unsettling purple. Things appear to become slow motion. You run to escape the consequence. Possible deal with these emotions homeless for a decade or two. As you leave the door the secretary returns with the underpaid security guard. What do you do.
Migraine Level : 89
Adrenaline: 42
Fat man sweat: 12

>>9268521
JUMP OUT THE WINDOW HEAD FIRST

>>9268521
Staple matrix!

>>9268521
Grab the closest weildable blunt object and kill those fucks.

>>9268521
Tear their thoughts with your mind, staple their eyes shut.

>>9268521
This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GA1KhsWvRI
This time as gun vs staple.

>>9268493
You gently kiss the sobbing boss. She does not notice.
>>9268496
Realizing the monster you have become you bring the staple gun to your temple. You bury half inch staple after half inch staple into your skull. It does nothing. You get tackled by the security guard. You land on the immobile boss. Your breath has been knocked out of you. You think of the fucked up conscious decisions that lead up to this point. Everything is unreal and seems far off.
Migraine Level : 99
Adrenaline: 78
Fat man sweat: 23
Health: 90
Morality: ???

>>9268463

>>You dont have the balls

RAAAAILROOOAAAAD

Shit in pants.

>>9268579
FUCKFUCKFUCK
Flail around, attempt to throw off the guard and claw at his eyes

>>9268579
Get security guard to kill me, go to hell, take it over, return to earth to wreak terrible vengeance on all mankind.

Wake up as this was all a dream.
Then jump out of window.

How the fuck did I get here? I'm a sexy female night elf druid, not some flabby human...

I look for a way to return to myself

>>9268532
Kicking the guard off you with both legs you tighten your grip on the staple gun. As the guard rights himself.
>>9268538
>>9268546
You jump matrix style to the left and intend to simultaneously staple the mans eyes shut. You miss getting him once in the nose and getting the secretary behind him square in the eyeball. You go crashing through the window. As your head goes though the window you try to lash out psychically with your mind. Your head throbs. Most likely more due to the glass being embedded in it.
You feel the crisp air of the world. You are not that athletic. You lay slumped in the window sill ass hanging in the office.

>>9268600
You shit yourself violently. You have no idea why. The guard has second thoughts of touching the purple headed sweating pant filled with shit man that previously just stapled him.
>>9268628
You silently contemplate what your WOW character would do.
>>9268601
You flail around wildly scared the guard is coming towards you. Your legs flinging liquid shit everywhere you gently fall out the window.
>>9268614
As you fall you yell for a merciful death at the hands of jeff. The security guard. You imagine his soft pudgy hands around your neck.
You hit something soft.

Kill boss. Eat his skin.

Invoke the name of the Blood God, kill everyone.

>>9268693

I'm convinced my WoW character is the real me, and that this is some form of bizarre game I'm playing.

I try to shift into animal form and sneak out of the building

>>9268711
The fall has caused a concussion. You think of warhammer fantasy. You think of it as a vivid reality. Bathed in the blood of the obese women that cushioned your fall but mostly your own your scream Khornes name.
>>9268708
You VOW TO EAT YOUR BOSSES SKIN.
You need a weapon to fulfill your deity's whim.
Adrenaline: 120
Migraine: A soothing calm overwhelms you like an ocean, an ocean of RAGE.
Head color: Distressingly red.

>>9268737
Wasn't there a gun store next to our office? Let's go check it out, covered in shit and blood and all that crap

>>9268723
You try to shift into your animal form Guenhwyvar.. the panther. It appears to not work. What sorcery is this?
You need a weapon!

Smear our own shit all over our body to dissuade would-be attackers.

>>9268755
You enter the gun store covered in shit and blood and stuff. Screaming a dark language you never knew before but now you full understand. An insignificant mortal behind the counter is yelling at you but all your hear is the throbbing of your heart and the screams of the damned. You realize it could be your screams but that is not so important.

>>9268769
As the man screams at you smear the shit on you in tribal patterns most pleasing to your god.

>>9268777
SANCTIFIED STAPLE SHALL BIND THAT MOTAL WALKING CORPSE TO THIS PLANE!!!
STAPLE IN THE NAME OF ELDER GODS!!!
Seek for more sanctified weapons after the massacre.

>>9268789
Beat the man senseless and grab shotgun. Don't forget fucking ammo

>>9268789
Khorne disapproves: -3
Nurgle approves: +2

Fuck yes, this is the best quest thread ever

>>9268804
This is a bad idea, all gun store employees pack heat at work.

Attempt to recruit the store owner to your cause. Extol the virtues of your Gods and promise him great riches.

>>9268804

No, not in a fucking gun store!

Try to be as reasonable as we can. Ask for a shotgun. With ammo.

Slap wallet on the counter. Rant off your card PINs if you haven't got cash. TAKE THE MONEY JUST TAKE IT YOURFUCKINGSELF

>>9268803
>>9268804
You run towards the man steam streaming of your bloody shit covered visage. You hear a bang but it is distant. You feel your arm get punched but it is insignificant. You drive the man against the wall with all your god embued strength and you hear something snap inside him. The next ten minutes are a bloody staple filled blur. When you come to the man is on the wall. Mostly on the wall. You find that you have stapled his face to your face.
You grab the foul weapon he used on you and plenty of ammo. You anoint it in blood.

Eat his heart, that you would gain his strength!

>>9268866
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Jesus christ, /tg/.

None of you fuckers ever get an office job.

>>9268885
YES. AND WEAR HIS FACE LIKE A MASK!

>>9268866
See? I told you guys it was a good idea

>>9268304
>You're a 43 year old dude named Harold.
>You have a mild migraine.
>named Harold, mild migraine.
Grow tree out of head.

>>9268832
You yell at the corpse for a few minutes. He is a disbeliever. You staple him some more.
>>9268885 You teaar his heart from his chest! Well more awkwardly eat something from his torso. You are not totally sure on anatomy but you think if your heart is in it should be fine. You end up eating his liver and thusly gained his ability to drink alcohol!!
>>9268888
Blood for the blood god!!!!!

>>9268918
I thought Herald was the name of the tree.

>>9268937

Loot the gunstore! Everything we can carry!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Barricade the gunstore and draw pentagram with blood on floor.

>>9268937
Get back to the office and go on a killing spree. Make the news
Be famous

>>9268937
Make a cape out of his skin.
Proceed to the holy task: EATING BOSS' SKIN!!!

Fresh from the kill, we must relieve ourselves. Find a suitable wench ASAP.

>>9268904
Done and done,.
>>9268918
You walk outside and shove a tuft of grass in your head. You hope someday it will grow. You are surrounded by non believers. They scream. You realise you must be wearing the mans face inside out. You feel a bit silly. That sentence doesn't seem right for a second. You shoot a hobo. You feel better.

>>9268953
YES. PRAY TO KHORNE FOR STRENGTH SO THAT YOU MAY LAY WASTE TO THIS PIECE OF SHIT CITY.

ASK FOR GIANT PENIS WITH BLADE, SE7EN STYLE, RAPE PEOPLE TO DEATH

>>9268962
Mrs. Han D. Rightington?

FIND AXE
KHORNE DEMANDS SKULLS CUT WITH AN AXE!

>>9268985
Find the nearest hardware store

>>9268989
Alternatively look for one of those emergency fire axes.

>>9268953
You run into the gun store and pick up all the guns you can carry. They are all shoved awkwardly in your pants. One is tied to your tattered tie. A pentegram is drawn but you accidentally draw a star of david.
>>9268961
You almost forgot. You've been meaning to get a journal. The blood gods voice seems a bit quieter.
You make a cape out of the only intact skin there is. His ass skin. It is covered in hair and warms you.
>>9268961
Must eat his face! You run outside and into the doors of your old office.

>>9268974

THIS

NOW

WE NEED GUNS MORE GUNS

AIM THE GUN AT REALITY
SHOOT A HOLE IN IT
A HOLE TO THE WARP!

Goddammit. None of this is fixing the problem.

We need to fix this pathetic fucking body. Try to contact Slaanesh or Tzeentch to get mutated into a more fitting form!

>>9269008
Jerk off while shooting everything that moves.

>>9269008

OPEN FIRE

OPEN FIRE

DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

Then scream for everyone to get down and keep quiet while we do what we need to, and use the elevator.

>>9268985
>>9268985
Theres a fireaxe by the door. You punch your hand through the glass to grab it. Your hand is covered in glass. Acquired new weapons:
GLASS FIST
FIRE AXE

You have shotgun in left hand axe in right hand. You feel a bit tired.

Find that disgruntled, squirrelly guy in accounting and try to recruit him. Give him a weapon.

>>9269050
ADRENALINE
STIMMS

MORE KILLING

This quest reminds me of Garth Ennis.

>>9269028
>>9269041
Your hand is covered in glass. Dick injuries still concern you in your berserk fury.
>>9269025
You call to slaneesh.You get a boner. You also feel a bit better.

FIND FEMALE
RAPE

>>9269065
You smash open a Health kit and inject yourself in adreniline. You feel your heart surge and your vision go red.
>>9269062
You axe open the door to accounting room which just happens to be ground level. The squirrelly accountant which happens to be the only accountant immediately shits himself. You consider this good team spirit and illegibly yell at him for a few seconds and toss him a .22 caliber pistol. He is still cowering. You assume he will come round.

>>9269124

'TAKE IT OR I WILL SHOOT YOU WITH IT'

Then march on, roaring and singing the Battle Hymn of the Republic, up to the third floor.

>>9269124
Rape him in the ass, while shouting at him about your gods.

Harold Quest!
the recurring play by post quest of one man out to serve the dark gods and ascend to Daemon Princehood

>>9269131
He shakily picks up the gun and attempts to shoot you. It misses you by a good yard.
You shoot his arm with the shotgun as a disciplinary warning. He screams and screams and screams. You join in. You decided to go to the third floor and see how he feels later. You start singing you are pretty sure you never knew until now. You shoot someone who walks by. It's carol from human resources. You say hi.

status?

>>9269161
Splatter her against the wall

>>9269161
Boss is probably at hospital or police station. I guess hospital being interviewed by some police officers.

SO CLEAVE AND SMITE

>>9269161

'Oh hello carol, nice makeup today in the red range! GLORY GLORY HALLELUUUUJAH'

Continue back up. We need to eat the skin. Then we go straight up to the top floor of the building, and ask for Khorne to take us.

Man, I never imagined office work could be so much fun.

>>9269147
You take mental note of possible man rape in your future as you slaughter your way through the second floor. Due to a strange layout fluke you have to go through the entire second floor to get to the third. >>9269162
Status:
Hole in left arm. Left arm appears to still be working.
Face on face. Realizing that since the face is facing inwards you are almost making out with a man sorta.
Heart racing due to adrenaline. Bruises all over. Erection subsiding. Shit smell overpowering. Blood coverage almost complete.

>>9269217

Hack at windows randomly. Shoot into offices and cubicles. And keep singing! More battle songs!

Shit on Debra's desk.

>>9269235
>Hack at widows randomly
FREE YOURSELF AND GET ONE OF THE CARTS FROM POSTAL AND RUN DOWN EVERYONE

PRAY FOR MORE STRENGTH
PRAY FOR CHANGE!

>>9269255

I think, if our left arm is still working with a hole in it, we're pretty blessed already...

Ask for change then! GREATER POEWR!

>>9269183
As you walk upstairs you wonder what skin tastes like. You chew your face mask a little.
>>9269181
You believe you got cleaving down but now thinking about it you have no idea what smiting implies.

You suddenly meet Francis.
He knows judo. He is also wielding an axe.

find CEO. SODOMIZE CEO with GLASS FIST.

>>9269272
Say hi.
With your shotgun.
Then your axe.
Then with his axe.
Then with your glass fist.
Then with your penis.

>>9269272
SHOOT HIM. THE BLOOD GOD DEMANDS SACRIFICE

>>9269272

Shotgun first! Then take his own axe, and hack his hands off with it.

Then throw his disembodied parts all around the place!

Ask Francis what he hates.

>>9269237
You need a few more hours before that liver works it's way through your system.
>>9269263
You raise your axe to the sky and demand power. Your veins throb, actually everything throbs. You wonder if it is godly powers or adrenaline. You assume it is a nice combination of both.

rolled 6 = 6

>>9269272
Show that fucking weabo the true meaning of rage. DECAPITATE HIM AND DRINK THE BLOOD FROM HIS SKULL

>>9269321

THIS
MAKE HIM SEE THE GIFT OF RAGE

Why is it called a fire axe when it isn't even on fire? We should assign the creation of a TRUE fire axe as a secondary objective.

>>9269299
He ducks under your shotgun blast. The gun puppetry may have been a mistake. He charges. You have a split second before his axe connects.

>>9269321

Ask only after shooting him! In the stomach to prevent instant death!

>>9269356
HEADBUTT

rolled 9 = 9

>>9269356
Punch in throat.
OR shoot shotgun again if there are any shots left.

>>9269360
You shoot him in the stomach.
>>9269362
Headbutt him.
>>9269341
You flex over his prone body yelling creative obscenties like shit crayola.
>>9269321
You slice of his hands and then ask him what he hates.
Between his bloody gasps he says you again and again.

Claim his axe as a trophy, fine a way to turn both axes into a single double-axe.

Leave Francis his axe and his life. Tell him you will see him again on Judgment Day.

>>9269411
Piss on his wounds, then continue your quest FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

>>9269345
This is a noble endeavor. .

>>9269428
You tie both axes together and bind the axe heads together. Both axe heads appear to be facing the same direction. You nod at your handiwork.
>>9269430
>>9269437
You do both these things simultaneously. You are peeing blood. You see this as favor of the blood god.

TAKE HIS SKULL AS HELMET
IT WON'T PROTECT MUCH
BUT IT WILL BE AWESOME

We should head to the roof, from there we can issue a war cry across the city and any others followers of the blood god can rally under our cause.

>>9269511
Wear his skull as a stylish cap, rather.
It's not big enough to be a helmet.

>>9269525
KHORNE SUMMONS HIS CHOSEN!!!!
THE TIME IS NOW!!

>>9269528
YOU KNOW NOT THE POWER OF THE DARK GODS!

>>9269511
You slice off his head in one swift beautiful lurching movement. You slice his skull in two. Scoop out his brain like ice cream. You raise the skull cap over your head. It hovers over you majestically. You lower the dripping skull helmet onto what turns out to be a very fat head.You tie it on with rope.

go check if the boss you raped is still there along with her secretary.

>>9269538
I don't remember ever picking up rope, clearly this is a sign that Khorne has blessed us, for he is supplying us with the materials needed to continue our slaughter!

>>9269551
If they are we, should drag them to the rooftop.

>>9269525
You run to the roof. The third floor happens to be in the way. You bump into your boss. Well trip over your still stapled to the floor boss. Wow in the rush you almost forgot what you came here for. She is still a sobbing soul destroyed wreck and believes you are a demonized imagining. You idly kill the security guard.

>>9269562
onceo n the roof-top staple them together around a pole and use them as a make-shift altar

>>9269579
YES!

rape her mouth
eat her skin
shit in her eyes
show her the power of chaos

>>9269578
well she's not going anywhere, so we should find the secretary.

>>9269578
RAPE HER
RAPE HER HARD AND FIST HER WITH OUR GLASS FIST

RAPE FOR SLAANESH
BLOOD FOR KHORNE
OUR COCK WILL KILL HER FOR NURGLE
AND WE'LL CHANGE HER STATE OF LIFE FOR TZEENTCH

>>9269578
search around for the secretary, maybe shes in an office on the phone. if not, pull the boss off the floor and drag her to the roof

>>9269578
In her state she could be converted!
But is it worth it?

>>9269578

Well, EAT DELICIOUS SKIN!

Then, off to the roof and lay claim to all IN THE NAME OF THE BLOOD GOD

>>9269558
Harold is creative.. It's excess ass skin from his cape.
But due to the concussion....DARK GODS

>>9269605
mm, sit down on top of her and start talking at her. promise her everything will be super if she promises to follow the dark gods. see what her response is

>>9269627
THIS
SHE CAN BE OUR HAREM'S FIRST

>>9269627

Do that while eating her skin. WHERE WE'RE GOING, WE DON'T NEED SKIN TO COVER OUR BODIES.

And if she refuses, we can use her as our rooftop-altar.

>>9269627
Now you're thinking like a cultist!

>>9269612
You eat her face. She happens to be alive. Oh yes also glass hand rape. Balled up glass fist? Does not seem to fitting in. (CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED and remains of a utereu CENSORED tonguing CENSORED devour CENSORED eyes and then you dip your balls in her CENSORED CENSORED)
Oh yes and now the roof.

>>9269657
Oh well, guess we couldn't control ourselves this time. Find the secretary and convert her to chaos instead.

>>9269627
CRAp you should have said something sub conscious fracture bit of Harrods brain.

>>9269668
THIS
For our harem needs POPULACE.

>>9269668
>>9269657
NONSENSE! She can still be saved! drag what remains of her body along with us, we will search for suitable replacement body parts and internal organs on the way to the roof and, once there, we can begin the operation to revive our boss as a glorious follower of Khorne.

I KNOW
START LOUDLY SAYING THE GOSPEL OF THE DARK GODS
IF YOU GAIN FOLLOWERS THEN YOU KNOW THEY ARE TRUE BELIVERS
KILL EVERYONE ELSE

>>9269698
Sounds more like a Mechanicus or Tzeentch thing to me.

>>9269668
The secretary saw everything and happens to be covered in vomit. You tell her to join you. She sits there silently. Your realize you're talking with your mouth full of boss face. After swallowing you repeat yourself and she nods enthusiatically. You cover her in blood and pat her head. Now the roof.

>>9269668

This.
Tell her about the FREEDOM and the CLARITY that is brought by THE ETERNAL FORCES OF CHAOS. Tell her that she will never be ALONE again, that PAPA NURGLE LOVES HER UNCONDITIONALLY. Tell her that everything will be GOOD and FINE, because TZEENTCH will reward her AMBITION. Tell her that she will never be AFRAID again, because KHORNE will give her the STRENGTH to END ALL FEARS. And finally, tell her she can BE PERFECT and EXPERIENCE PERFECTION with but the smallest service to SLAANESH.

EVERYONE THAT RUNS IS A NON-BELIEVER, EVERYONE THAT STANDS STILL IS A WELL-DISCIPLINED NON-BELIEVER.

>>9269676
check what time it is and check for the secretary

>>9269708
NOT IF WE DO IT BADLY AND WITH EXCESS AMMOUNTS OF BRUTE FORCE, IT DOESN'T!

>>9269711
>>9269715

TELL HER ALL THESE THINGS ON THE WAY

>>9269711
get the secretary to drag the boss's remains along with her - a small test of her devotion

WE NEED GUIDANCE. ASK THE GODS FOR ADVICE.

We should probably stock up on syringes filled with adrenaline, should we spot another medical kit I suggest we loot it, perhaps offer the syringe to our new initiate.

>>9269715
>>9269711
Coming back from the roof staircase because you think you haven't hammered the point home you tell her the entire speech. She nods in a semi catatonic state and follows you. You drag the boss with you. She puts up a little resistance due to the staples and the fact she is kinda spread everywhere

>>9269761
Have our secretary fuck what is left of the boss
Then summon a Greater Daemon

>>9269761
use the double-axe if needs be, anything we cut off now can always be replaced with a blade or a hammer or something once we start operating.

>>9269761
on the stairs ask her if they should expect any more unbelievers other than the dead guard

>>9269754
Every floor happens to be have 2 medkits with 2 syringes. You have 5 to play around with. You give her a syringe directly to the neck. She shakes violently. How many should harold take?

We are chosen by all 4 of the dark gods, making us Chaos Undivided.
The Secetry is covered in vomit, she is clearly a follower of Nurgle.
Once we have reconstructed our boss she will have changed so much that it's obvious she'll be a follower of Tzeentch.
Francis could easily become a follower of Khorne, failing that there's always the squirrelly guy in accounting.
We need someone to reprisent Slaneesh.

>>9269824
Harold is wearing the ass skin of the shop owner you realize?

>>9269824
so, who else works in the building?

>>9269815
1 for now as a top-up, save the rest for potential initiates/whenever we require guidance from the dark gods.

make way to the roof and observe your surroundings, have a look below

>>9269837
You shoot the adrenaline into your scrotum giving you an erection of uncommon ferocity and also general ferocity.
>>9269835
It's a saturday so it turns out thats everybody.
>>9269824
Harolds rage is inhibiting his creativity. He has no idea what to create to appease the dark ones. His erection throbs uncomfortably.

Did we liberate a flare gun when we were at the gunshop? If so we should use it as a signal to all potential cultists that their champion has arrived, we shall do this by firing the flare downwards, into the busiest part of the city within range.

>>9269891
It has grown dark outside. A patina of red lights paint the sky. Sirens and helicopters are heard followed by explosions. Dragging a corpse, followed by one follower and double axe in hand you realize this might be your final battle. A smile spreads across your face. There will be blood.

>>9269921
Begin to summon daemons.
Any that you can think off, but try to keep it even, for all the dark gods must remain equal.

>>9269921
gather materials, doesn't matter what they are, start stapling them to the boss's corpse until we run out of staples, once done attach whatever we've made to a pole of some kind to display our handiwork.

>>9269921
Tell secretary to bend over!

>>9269957
Looks like we don't have time to gather the 4 followers, we'll have to make do with what we have.
Hand a weapon to our follower, then look inside for something flammable, if we are to survive this we must craft the legendary FLAMING DOUBLE-AXE.

>>9269930
You rummage in your pants and feel the flare gun you acquired earlier. You fire it in the street. Lighting the sky the color of blood.

cut self for some blood
draw khornate sigil with blood
offer some blood into the circle

ask the gods for their favor

>>9269921
Uncomfortable erection, well that's what we have the secretary for, time for her to prove her devotion to the dark gods.

Whatever happens, our secretary must survive, she is our legacy to the world.

>>9269957
final battle you say? got to have an altar! if theres nowhere to string up the boss bend her into a table shape in the middle of the roof

Leave the secretary on the roof, head down into the streets to prepare for our last fight.

The secretary must bear our daemon-child! Fuck her quickly before the final battle.

>>9270071
if he does this, check if the finance guy has changed his mind

>>9269965
You staple every piece of loose detritus you can find to the boss and mostly bits of other people. It is an unholy tower on the roof wrapped around the old radio tower.
>>9269987
In your search for altar material you find some turpentine and whiteout which you assume from their smell will be flammable. The axe is on fire truly living up to it's name. Your soul and erection are affected.
You roar and fuck the secretary senseless old dank blood dripping from your mask.

>>9269987

>>9269987

>>9270113
Oh yeah, good idea.

>>9270115
The secretary will sing songs of this night till the end of time itself.
No, we walk to meet fate itself, we have no need for these pathetic weapons so we should discard everything but the axe and the adrenaline, where we're going we'll need all 4 shots.

Kill everyone.

>>9270157

We? Going? NO! LET THEM COME TO US AS CATTLE IS BROUGHT TO THE SLAUGHTER! THE ROOF WILL BE OUR FORTRESS! OUR TEMPLE! WE SHALL STAND HERE, CLOSER TO THE GODS!

>>9270157
KHORNE APPROVES

we shall die singing the praises of the dark god, maybe we'll even get to become a daemon when we die!

Fortify the roof and prepare to meet your destiny, blood shall rain down upon the streets!

Move the secretary to somewhere where she won't get shot in the crossfire, then prepare to glorify the dark gods with your unholy might!

>>9270115
check the progress on the streets. are there enemies coming for you?

>>9270174
>>9270187
We are not a coward, we have no need for fortresses of wood and stone, our body is our fortress and zeal shall be our army.
BRING THE FIGHT TO THEM!

Find some way to flood the area with smoke so you can engage your enemies in glorious melee.

>>9270219
agreed, we don't want the cowards to snipe us, they have to come down into our stronghold.

>>9270219
Where there's smoke there's FIRE.

Roar a challenge to the cowards, we have already bested this office's mightiest warrior, Francis, none can match our unholy might!

>>9270071
>>9270113
You decide to end this. You are anointed in blood. The secretary holds your daemon spawn. The gods are pleased. As you go down you find the accountant is dead. You are saddened. You wanted him to bear witness. As you enter the door way you grab a fistful of all your remaining adrenaline syringes and inject them in your neck. You feel Khorne embody your soul. Time slows as you let out a bellowing roar. You see the armed swat team turn towards you. You charge. All you can hear is your heart beat pound. Their guns slowly raise as your axe does the flames on the blade licking your face shotgun in firing it's first round into the leg of a swat member. He barely tumbles before your axe sinks into the neck of another swat member sizzling as it makes contact with the blood. Your inertia sends you and the axe victim forward into the crowd of armed men knocking them off balance.As you fall you fire your shotgun again creating another blossom of blood. Your roll onto your feet and charge into the now firing group. You feel bullet after bullet punch into your body but you do not care for your axe makes connection after connection. Your vision starts to dull and redden but you let off one last bellowing laugh as a bullet connects with the armory of guns and ammo you have stored in your pants. You explode in a ball of bullets bloood and gore killing everyone for miles all around. Khorne would be pleased.

I hit it with my sword

>>9270203
leave the secretary, if the dark gods will it she will live

>>9270277

QUEST: SUCCESSFUL

>>9270277
GLORIOUS!

>>9270277
OUR CONTINUED MEMORY IS ASSURED

This can't be the end. Harold must live on, must feel the glory of battle for eternity.

Anxiously awaiting the sequel.

>>9270290
The secretary filled with the seed of harold slinks out of the fire escape. She will spawn his prodigy. She will spread the word of the dark ones. She will carry on where she fell.

>>9270277
I hope the secretary survived.

>>9270277
miles all around is exaggerating a bit much me thinks.

is there going to be an after-math/epilogue report?

>>9270319
GOOD END

>>9270319
WE MUST HAVE CLOSURE
DOES HAROLD BECOME A DAEMON?

>>9270333

/r/ HAROLD 2: SON OF HAROLD

>>9270333
agreed good end

i wonder did harold have a family at home?

>>9270338
harold 2: son of harold - kindergarden madness

>>9270354
Maybe if enough of his kin are sacrificed, he can be restored..

>>9270337
Daemon Prince of Chaos Undivided, clearly.

If setting the events into motion that will make a world fall to chaos isn't a good enough reason to ascend to daemonhood, I don't know what is!

OP, please report how this affects this world in full, because a man killing everyone in an office building in the name of Dark Gods would cause some effect on the world.

>>9270319
>>9270332
Can someone archive this so i can make a sequel if you guys want?

Harold singlehandedly brought Chaos and corruption to this world. Where he exploded, reality was thinned enough to 40000 years later break completely after cultists of Tzeentch performed a ritual summoning. The world was ravaged by daemons for 400 years, before being exterminatus'd by the Inquisition. Just as planned.

Put it into a txt file for you.

>>9270429
Everything that happened was broadcasted live from helicopters and journalist all around the scene. The altar was shown to millions. The fury seared the souls of the masses. Seeing a man become a living embodiment of a god shook mankind to the core.
The aftermath was blood. From that day the world was forever changed...

>>9270490
BLOOOOOOD