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    120 KB Anonymous 04/18/10(Sun)23:57 No.9283100  
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure anger.

    He did not tell me what it is that I could cut with it, and I have not discovered it.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/10(Sun)23:58 No.9283120
    You may slice rationality with it, tear apart reason itself in a tide of unending rage.
    >> Anonymous 04/18/10(Sun)23:59 No.9283155
    it was forged out of pure anger? How does that work?
    >> Anonymous 04/18/10(Sun)23:59 No.9283158
    You cut yourself, whenever you pick it up.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:00 No.9283176
    anger is far too volitile a substance to tolerate being confined to a solid form
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:01 No.9283188
    That sword will only cut its wielder and their loved ones. The true treasure is being able to cast it aside.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:01 No.9283193
    you could cut a dragon in half!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:02 No.9283201
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    Heretics.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:04 No.9283253
    The giant first tried to give me a sword made of truth.

    It faded away as he tried to hand it to me.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:06 No.9283274
    Too bad Khorne broke that sword out of pure rage (called the "Warmaker"). If you had the time and patience, you could probably reforge those pieces together. However any person angry enough to use that sword would not have any time or patience.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:06 No.9283277
    Next the giant made a sword out of virginity, he gave it to me, but then neither of us could find where it went.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:09 No.9283318
    >>9283158
    Behold, the Sword of Emo.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:12 No.9283368
    I received a sword from this giant, and it was made of age.

    He said I could cut through anything with it but his other swords.

    I think he lied, for the sword leaves no mark no matter how hard it is struck.

    Perhaps I lack the patience to see what it does?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:18 No.9283472
    The sword I received is said to be made of sound.

    I find that odd, for all I know is that it cuts fog and darkness as if tearing a sheet. I doubt that is all it can do.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/19/10(Mon)00:20 No.9283510
    I recieved from a giant a sword forged out of pure doubt.

    I took it to a nearby training dummy, and swung it with all my might. Nothing seemed to happen.

    Quite subtle...
    >> Anomymous. 04/19/10(Mon)00:21 No.9283527
    I received from a giant a sword that he claimed was made entirely out of swords.

    Looks kind of like a regular sword to me, but I suppose he wasn't technically lying.

    Stupid giant.
    >> Anomymous. 04/19/10(Mon)00:22 No.9283537
    >>9283510
    Maybe next he'll grant unto someone a sword so powerful that even dead people want it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:22 No.9283549
    Aww, you went into the siege tower too? How'd you get past the Abishai?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:24 No.9283583
    I received a sword from a giant, fucker stabbed me in the gut with it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:24 No.9283584
    >>9283537

    Hm, that does sound powerful
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:24 No.9283588
    I received from a giant a sword that he claimed was made entirely out of misery.

    I think its getting bigger over time..
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:24 No.9283590
    The giant tossed me a sword made of all that is unwanted.

    It tore apart people's desires, but I felt no reason to keep it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:27 No.9283668
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    >>9283590
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:31 No.9283751
    The giant gave me a knife made of humility.

    The edge is dull, yet I am content.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:31 No.9283764
    I was once given a sword that could rend ambition.

    What is more worthless than a warrior with no purpose?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:34 No.9283804
    A giant gave me a sword forged from responsibility, but I couldn't lift it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:34 No.9283814
    Every few days, the giant returns to give me the sword made out of loyalty.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:38 No.9283883
    A giant granted me a sword forged from regret.

    It is heavy, and cuts deeply.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:38 No.9283898
    The giant gave me a sword that he did not know what it was made out of, or he could not say.

    It cuts through books and signs, and anything adorned with letters with absolute ease.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:41 No.9283941
    I received a coat from the giant.

    He said I looked cold.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:41 No.9283951
    From the giant, I received a sword forged of sorrow.

    I cannot bring myself to wield it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:41 No.9283953
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure procrastination.

    He did not tell me what it is that I could cut with it, but pretty soon I'm going to try to figure it out.
    >> Anomymous. 04/19/10(Mon)00:42 No.9283956
    A giant once granted me a sword that was forged from sloth.

    It's still gathering dust on the mantle, but I just can't be bothered to clean it up.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:42 No.9283958
    The giant gave me a sword made out of gratitude.

    I returned it to him.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:43 No.9283989
    The giant left me a finest spear, forged from the quality left out of chinese trade goods.

    It is a VERY good spear.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:43 No.9283995
    >>9283958
    then he returned it to you, then you returned it to him, then he returned it to you, then you returned it to him, then...
    >> Anomymous. 04/19/10(Mon)00:45 No.9284025
    A giant once granted me a sword forged out of charity.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:45 No.9284027
    A spriggan gave me a boulder made out of the determination of the earth.

    It still stands where I placed it to this day.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:45 No.9284031
    A giant left mea sword forged from moe.

    I swore I would kill him with it. I-it's not as if I like him... or anything.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:46 No.9284046
    I got a sword made out of /tg/.

    I practice with it daily, but I doubt I'm improving.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:46 No.9284059
    A giantess gave me a belt made of chastity.

    Fucker never gave me the key.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:47 No.9284092
    >>9284059
    Your denser than a rock... aren't you?
    You gave up the chance to take away a giant's virginity and become a cock sleeve.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:48 No.9284100
    >>9284031
    >sword of moe
    >uses tsundere speech pattern
    rageface.jpg
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:48 No.9284113
    A giant gave me a greatsword, made from great power.

    I don't think I'm responsible enough to use it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:48 No.9284121
    The giant gave me a sword made of undue suffering.

    He parted with it easily, saying there was enough material to forge thousands of such blades.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:50 No.9284161
    A giant gave me a greatsword made from Orkz.
    ...
    Well, 2 greatswords.
    ...
    Okay, it's more like 4 greatswords glued together in a big ball.
    ...
    A whole row of big balls that roll endlessly in any given direction chopping everything they encounter into a fine paste, 100 swords per square meter, and ALL OF THEM HAVE RAPID FIRE CAPABILITY!
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
    >> Alpharius 04/19/10(Mon)00:51 No.9284163
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure hope.

    The only problem is that I'm a pacifist, and I hope that I never have to use it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:53 No.9284204
    My sword is made of AWESOME.

    It CLEAVES through BORING SHIT and turns ENEMIES into ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER.

    The GIANT said it DIDN'T MATTER, as long as I CUT.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:54 No.9284235
    The giant left me with a sword made from harmony.

    It opens eyes, destroys disguises, melts ice, holds back the tide, and I'm never ashamed of it.

    OH LOVE!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:56 No.9284276
    A giant gave me a sword made from recursion.
    it brought on memories of when I a giant gave me a sword made from recursion - good memories, that sword. like the time I got a sword made from recursion, not unlike the sword made f...
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:56 No.9284286
    The giant said he would give me a sword made of emptiness.

    I scolded him for getting my hopes up.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:56 No.9284292
    A giant gave me a sword made of recursion.
    There's a design on the side, and it looks like me looking at a sword.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)00:58 No.9284312
    >>9284276
    >>9284292
    Wow, the sword made of coincidence cuts pretty well!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:00 No.9284375
    The giant gave me a sword forged of solitude.

    I've been aching to try it out on somebody, but I can't seem to find anyone.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:01 No.9284401
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged of loss.

    I can't find the damn thing anywhere.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:03 No.9284429
    I received from a giant a sword of pure metal.

    It can cut most things.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:03 No.9284438
    I found a sword forged from pure obscenity.

    Last night, I used it to butt-rape a kitten till it was a mewling scratching fuzzy condom which I used to skullfuck a nun while I shat on her chest..
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:03 No.9284439
    The giant gave me a sword made entirely out of irony.

    It was a normal sword.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:04 No.9284453
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure farts.

    He did not tell me what that bad smell was, but I think was him farting and explaining it away as the sword. The blade is green and hazy, so he might have been telling the truth.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:04 No.9284454
    I received a giant from a sword and was all like what
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:05 No.9284467
    I found a sword made from honesty.

    I returned it to a giant.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:06 No.9284501
    I received a sword from a giant forged of pure girth.

    I couldn't ignore it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:06 No.9284504
    A giant gave me a sword of lust.

    I havn't been able to sit down in weeks.
    >> Ib Halfheart, Goblin Tactician 04/19/10(Mon)01:07 No.9284524
    /tg/ I love you.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:08 No.9284545
    A Native American gave me a sword but then later asked for it back.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:08 No.9284546
    A giant gave me a sword forged from dorfs.

    It menaces with spikes of obsidian.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:09 No.9284556
    A giant gave me a sword forged from irritation.
    Swear the fucking thing gets heavier every single fucking day.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:09 No.9284562
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged of pure greed.

    I immediately sold it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:10 No.9284583
    I received a sword made of gullibility from a giant.
    ... I think. :S
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:11 No.9284599
    I picked up a Sword made of Stories from a giant the other day. Swear the sword gets taller every time I mention it!
    >> Nameless 04/19/10(Mon)01:11 No.9284607
    >>9284439
    That's not irony, that's IRON!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:12 No.9284616
    I received a sword of returning from a Giant yesterday.

    And the day before that.
    And the day before that.
    And every day for a month.
    Couldn't find the f*cking sword AGAIN this morning. Wonder if the Giant has it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:13 No.9284638
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged of pure science.

    Unfortunately, now I have to go back to the giant every day because he says there's something he has to fix.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:14 No.9284676
    A giant gave me a sword, forged from purest love.

    I had been looking for it all my life.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:14 No.9284678
    I received from the giant a sword that was made of purity.

    It quickly turned black.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:17 No.9284726
    >>9284676
    >A giant gave me a sword, forged from purest love.
    >It was hollowed out from the bottom, and had a warm, fleshy interior.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:17 No.9284730
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged of pure Dr. Pepper.

    Best. Sword. Ever.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:17 No.9284741
    That fucking giant gave me a sword made out of dick.

    I asked why the fuck would he give me a sword like that.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:17 No.9284753
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged of fashion.

    Too bad I can't find a scabbard to go with it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:18 No.9284771
    A giant left me a sword made from reality.

    I couldn't deal with it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:20 No.9284826
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged of pure philosophy.

    I can't figure out if it's really there.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:21 No.9284831
    A giant gave me a sword made from uncomfortable silences.

    I use it all the time.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:22 No.9284870
    A giant forged me a sword from envy.

    Then he took it back. Tonight, I will kill him for it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:23 No.9284894
    >>9284870
    here, take my sword of atonement.

    you'll be needing it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:25 No.9284952
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    I received from a giant a sword that was made of Katana.

    He did not tell me what it is that I could cut with it, but I suspect it can bisect a fully armored knight with a simple veritcal slash.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:26 No.9284967
    A giant I know forged a sword of hope.
    Maybe he'll give it to me.
    >> ixalite 04/19/10(Mon)01:27 No.9284992
    An angel gave me a flaming sword forged out of WAR! He said I looked cold. He looked kind of ashamed about it for some reason. His name was Aserophael
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:28 No.9285017
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged from ore gathered on the /tg/ front page.

    It just had "WH40K" scribbled all over it and it was the exact same sword he gave me the day before. I just put it back in the scabbard and figured I'd try again the next day...
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:28 No.9285029
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged of lies.

    Or did I?
    >> Nameless 04/19/10(Mon)01:31 No.9285121
    >>9284992
    And you have a girlfriend that's expecting already?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:40 No.9285319
    A giant gave me a thread made of win.

    You're looking at it right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:44 No.9285421
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged of faith.

    It doesn't look like much, but I feel better for having it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:45 No.9285446
    A giant gave me a sword made of swords.

    I can't pick the damn thing up without cutting my fingers. Asshole.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:47 No.9285470
    A giant gave me a sword forged from betrayal.

    ...Turns out it kills giants.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:49 No.9285521
    A giant gave me a sword forged from Pride.

    I really wanted to sell it for food, the gold and jewels on the handle would sell for a lot...

    ...But I just can't.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:50 No.9285537
    >>9284438

    >I found a sword forged of pure obscenity.

    CURSES!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:53 No.9285609
    A giant gave me a sword forged from win.

    ...Then I lost it in a poker game. Fucking poker.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:54 No.9285622
    A giant gave me a sword made out of a dwarf. It's blade is made of sharped dwarf beard and menaces with spikes of dwarf.

    I took it adventuring once, but another dwarf berated me for 'using as nancy a weapon as a sword'.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:56 No.9285666
    So, amusement aside, what's this from?
    I need to know, before I use it and inevitably get called on it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:57 No.9285703
    I giant gave me a sword, forged from introspection.

    And I can't figure out why I have it...
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)01:58 No.9285710
    A giant gave me a dagger forged from Balance, Irony, and Motherhood.

    I got a wizard to teleport that shit into the sun.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:04 No.9285837
    A giant gave me a womb dagger.

    I gave up adventuring on the spot and have since found a much more fulfilling career as a farmer.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:05 No.9285853
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of procrastination.
    I'll wield it later.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:05 No.9285862
    A giant gave me a sword forged from the warmth of a welcoming hearth.

    As I touch it the weight of miles traveled falls from my shoulders, and I fill with rested vitality.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:06 No.9285888
    I won a sword in a poker game, that I had been told had been forged by a giant out of pure win.
    Dubious as the loser's claim was, it appears he was right. From then on, whenever a hand has been going against me, I simply unsheathe the sword. I haven't lost a game since.
    People don't seem to like to play against me as much as they once did, but that's probably because I'm so good now.
    >> Hammerknife !7ITukp3Pj2 04/19/10(Mon)02:07 No.9285890
    A giant gave me a sword made of concentrated apathy.

    I leave it at home because I can't be arsed to pick it up
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:08 No.9285933
    A giant gave me a sword forged from air.

    I still can't find the damn thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:11 No.9285991
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of determination.
    I will wield it no matter what!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:13 No.9286028
    A giant gave me a sword/axe/hammer/knife/lance/spear/flail/cestus/watering can/breastplate/arrow forged from indecision.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:16 No.9286092
    A giant gave me a sword forged from trust.

    It kills giants.
    >> Alpharius 04/19/10(Mon)02:16 No.9286095
    I received from a giant a drill.

    With it I shall kick aside the impossible and dig through what remains!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:17 No.9286118
    >>9286092
    Best
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:18 No.9286126
    >>9286028
    >http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SwissArmyWeapon

    On that note, I happened to acquire a sword made out of tvtropes.

    I always say I'm going to take it out for just a little bit, but no matter how hard I try I always seem to spend spend hours training with the damn thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:19 No.9286141
    A giant gave me a sword made of apathy.

    I set it down and went home.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:20 No.9286159
    A giant gave me a sword made of purity.

    I took it with gloves, because I didn't want it to get dirty.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:20 No.9286172
    A giant gave me a pistol forged from BLAM.

    It keeps going off whenever anyone says heres-BLAM
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:21 No.9286181
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged from the first fallen leaf of every autumn.

    It's rich red and gold beauty is striking, but marked with a faint melancholy.
    >> Alpharius 04/19/10(Mon)02:21 No.9286194
    I received from a giant a sword made out of confusion

    Or maybe he gave it to Omegon, I'm not sure.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:22 No.9286209
    A giant gave me a sword forged from caffeine.

    This is my third month awake in a row.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:22 No.9286219
    I received from a giant a sword forged from winter's bite.

    I am afraid that when spring comes it will fade away.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:23 No.9286236
    A giant gave me a axe forged of pure metal.

    Such brutality had never been seen before.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:23 No.9286242
    A giant gave me a sword forged from freedom.

    I threw it into the air, and it never came back down.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:24 No.9286264
    I recieved from a giant a sword made of tentacles.

    A japanese businessmen bought it from me and walked away. I never saw him again, nor do I care to.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:26 No.9286291
    A jiant gav mi a sord foorged ov mispelings.
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    I recieved from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure nostalgia.

    As I peered into it, I saw Tom slowly fading away, and I choked back a tear.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:26 No.9286309
    The giant gifted me with a sword of doubt.

    I'm probably not even skilled enough to use it though.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:27 No.9286313
    >>9286159
    I stole from a giant a sword of guilt.
    Maybe I should give it back.....
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:27 No.9286331
    I obtained a sword forged out of David Bowie's hair.

    When I stab women in the vagina, they become pregnant.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:29 No.9286359
    A giant gave me a sword forged from banality.

    I can't find it in my sword collection.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:29 No.9286363
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure sleep.

    It swirls with patterns of black smoke, and then brief flashes of brilliant colors.
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!b+iFaavctAj 04/19/10(Mon)02:29 No.9286377
    I received from a giant a sword made of hungry.

    The sheath tasted alright after I boiled it for a while.
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!b+iFaavctAj 04/19/10(Mon)02:30 No.9286393
    >>9286377
    Fack. I meant hunger, not hungry.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:30 No.9286398
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of Blackness.

    It's rims sparkle, it's bass booms, and it smells of sweet chicken when it's close to my nose.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:30 No.9286403
    A giant gave me a sword forged from dreams.

    Every time I try to use it, I wake up before it hits.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:31 No.9286405
    I received from a giant a sword forged from duty.

    It's much too large to fit in any scabbard and so I carry it with me always on my shoulders.
    >> Sawyer !FRWjNqKRGE 04/19/10(Mon)02:32 No.9286421
    A giant once gave me a sword, but he did not explain why.
    Why would he burden a stranger with a gift meant only to destroy?
    Slowly, I grew to hate him.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:32 No.9286426
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure Ireland.

    The top half grew arms and punches itself, while the bottom half ignores it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:33 No.9286443
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    >>9286405

    Gutz?...
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:33 No.9286451
    I've got a sword made out of lack of imagination.
    I haven't got anything witty to add to this post.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:33 No.9286463
    A giant gave me a kitten forged from happiness.

    I gave it away, and found another when I came home.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:34 No.9286487
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure love.

    I treated it like my own, until one day realizing it's joy should be shared with all, I gave it to a stranger.

    I feel this circle has been unending, for I too have given what I loved as the giant has.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:35 No.9286496
    A fucking giant stole all my swords! What the fuck?!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:38 No.9286566
    A giant gave me a sword forged from pure potential.

    I haven't used it.

    I haven't even drawn it to see what it looks like.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:39 No.9286584
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of lust.

    The hilt smells a little like fish.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:40 No.9286600
    >>9286496
    A giant gave me a sword forged from forgiveness, it must be yours, please take it back.

    I'm sure he only had the best of intentions, please don't be mad at him.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:41 No.9286615
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged from patience.

    It parries well, but every time I have brought it upon a foe it could not cut them.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:41 No.9286620
    A giant gave me a sword forged from floods.

    I used it once, and it disappeared.

    I fear it returning.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:41 No.9286632
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure ambition.

    I do not understand why, I only wish to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:43 No.9286671
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure masculinity.

    How it's going to fit next to my first one, I'm not sure.
    >> Cr9 !PLAN9M8Wsc 04/19/10(Mon)02:43 No.9286677
    A giant granted to me a sword forged out of migraines.

    Trying to figure out what use it is gives me a headache.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:44 No.9286683
    A giant gave me a sword forged from /d/.

    ...It makes noises in the night, and the hilt is spongy and wet.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:45 No.9286701
    A giant gave me a sword forged from memes.

    I put it with all the others, and laughed.
    >> Sawyer !FRWjNqKRGE 04/19/10(Mon)02:48 No.9286763
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged from a story.
    I cannot see the blade when I wield it, but with each blow I can feel it slipping through my hands.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:48 No.9286768
    A giant gave me a sword forged from vampires.

    It used to sneak out and kill people at night, but now it just sparkles and I can't get rid of it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:49 No.9286794
    A giant gave me a sword forged from forgery.

    ...Hey, this is tinfoil!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:51 No.9286824
    A giant gave me 45,973 swords forged from spam.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)02:55 No.9286880
    A giant gave me a sword forged from expectations.

    ...It's actually a dagger with a really big hilt.
    >> monotreeme 04/19/10(Mon)03:01 No.9286983
    rolled 6 = 6

    I received from a giant a sword that was forged of the stygian darkness under the world.

    now I wander through the dark places hidden by darkness and armed with darkness.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:03 No.9287001
    I received from a giant a sword forged from faith.

    I know it will work when the time comes to use it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:03 No.9287009
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    A giant gave me a sword forged from pure madness.

    I pretend it's a Ken doll and feed it watermelon.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:05 No.9287052
    I obtained a sword from a giant made from pure feminism.

    I guess the giant was actually a giantess, but I couldn't tell the difference.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:06 No.9287061
    While travelling the world and the seven seas, I met a giant.
    He asked what I was looking for.
    "Nothing, really," I answered.
    He reached out his hands and I received from the giant a sword that was forged out of sweet dreams.
    "Everybody's looking for something," he said.

    Who am I to disagree?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:06 No.9287077
    >>9287061
    Took me a second, but you're pretty much the man.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:06 No.9287079
    >>9287061
    I see what you did there.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:07 No.9287089
    I received from a zombie a sword that was forged out of turtles.

    I like it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:09 No.9287110
    I received from a giant a sword made from distraction.

    Then I couldn't find my wallet.

    Might want to check your pockets, by the way.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:10 No.9287123
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure clumsiness.

    I dropped it on my foot.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:10 No.9287133
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    I received from a giant a sword made out of regret.

    I wish I had spent more time with the giant.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:12 No.9287153
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure paranoia.

    But why would he give me it? Is he setting me up for something?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:13 No.9287185
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged entirely out of fucking magnets.

    I haven't a clue how it works.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:14 No.9287202
    >>9287185
    Well, you see, you swing it, and
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:15 No.9287210
    >>9287079
    >>9287061
    I dont see what he did there.
    Help a brotha out?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:15 No.9287227
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure insanity.

    Or so he said.

    It seems to be a normal sword, then why would he say it was forged of insanity?

    There has to be something...why would he say it was forged of insanity? There has to be something...why would he say it was forged of insanity? There has to be something...why would he say it was forged of insanity? There has to be something...why would he say it was forged of insanity? There has to be something...why would he say it was forged of insanity? There has to be something...why would he say it was forged of insanity? There has to be something...why would he say it was forged of insanity? There has to be something...why would he say it was forged of insanity?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:15 No.9287229
    >>9287133
    :(
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:16 No.9287235
    I received from a giant a sword made of pure sexy.

    Turns out it was David Bowie wearing Harley Quinn's suit.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:16 No.9287236
    >>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg
    >9287210
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:16 No.9287245
    >>9287210
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:16 No.9287249
    >>9287210
    It's bits and pieces of lyrics from a song.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:16 No.9287251
    >>9287210
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:17 No.9287257
    >>9287210

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:17 No.9287263
    >>9287202
    Man i don't wanna talk to an illusionist.
    Yall fuckin' lyin, and getting me pissed.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:17 No.9287265
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    I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure lust.

    I'm fresh out of hookers, and I don't like the way those orcs are starting to look.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:18 No.9287267
    >>9287210
    Some of them want to abuse you.
    Some of them want to be abused by you.
    Some of them want to use you.
    Some of them want to be used by you.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:18 No.9287268
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    >>9287236
    >>9287245
    >>9287251
    >>9287257
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:18 No.9287276
    >>9287236
    >>9287245
    >>9287249
    >>9287251
    >>9287257
    God damn /tg/
    getting shit done.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:19 No.9287289
    >>9287265
    I received from a giant a sword made out of pure lust.
    Needless to say, my vagina in throes of both agony and orgasm.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:22 No.9287348
    >>9287257
    >>9287251
    >>9287245
    >>9287236

    Nothing beats dancing around cows with a cello.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:23 No.9287354
    I received from a dwarf a sword that was forged of Elephant Bone

    It menaces with spikes of Elephant Bone and has an engraving made of Elephant Bone. The engraving is of an Elephant and a Dwarf. The Elephant is making a plaintive gesture and the Dwarf is laughing.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:23 No.9287363
    A giant gave me a sword made from B^U.

    A week later, my girlfriend had a miscarriage.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:27 No.9287423
    I received from a giant a sword made out of invisibility.

    Where it is, I have no idea.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:27 No.9287426
    A giant gave me sword made of pure optimism.

    Someday, someday soon, I'll get to use it! I can't wait!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:27 No.9287439
    A giant gave me a sword forged from apathy.

    To be honest, I can't see the point.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:34 No.9287542
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of change.

    At least now i have enough quarters.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:35 No.9287552
    A giant gave me a sword forged from BEES.

    I'm, I'm...

    I'M COVERED IN BEEEEEESSSSSSS
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:35 No.9287556
    I received from a giant a sword that divided by zero.

    I'm now tumbling through oblivion.
    >> Anomymous. 04/19/10(Mon)03:40 No.9287630
    A giant gave me a sword that he claimed was forged out of peace.

    I was so excited about my new gift that I got all the way home before realizing that it was just an empty scabbard.

    For some reason, I was oddly fine with the discovery.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:41 No.9287643
    I received from a giant a sword made out of a robot.

    It often tells me to bite its shiny metal hilt.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:41 No.9287652
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    I received from a random loot table a sword.

    Ever since I found it, the sky has been described by the GM as, "Gray." "Drizzly." "It is very dark, and windy." "Dark." "A roiling sea of twisted, mocking clouds." "Overcast." A tempestual madness born from the loins of some dark, Plutonian nightmare drempt by men of old, before they had such comforts as fire, or steel to delude themselves into thinking they were safe." "It's raining." And so on...

    Every night, whoever stands guard, at the end of their shift, they have to roll 1d100 for something. So far, no one has rolled under 23, and nothing bad has happened.

    All of our supplies have rotted, and several party members have woken up screaming, because of their dreams. My character hasn't had any dreams yet, and the others refuse to talk about theirs.

    Also, my character has started hearing voices.

    And for the past few weeks, every time we go outside of a town, we get attacked by all sorts of weird shit. Like, a giant crow made up of crows, a grotesque, shambling thing made of rotting meat and mud, and a bat with no head, and a giant mouth on it's underside. It ate one of our horses (-10 horse points), before we drove it off with fire arrows.

    I think the sword might be bad, should I tell the rest of the party about it?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:41 No.9287655
    A giant forged me a sword made of enlightenment.

    Now I share it with you.
    >> Giant 04/19/10(Mon)03:42 No.9287666
    So I was cleaning out my cave and wondering what to do with all this junk when an adventurer comes up and says, "hey, what's that sword made out of?"
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:45 No.9287708
    I received from a giant a sword made from retribution.
    I will pay him back ten fold.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:48 No.9287750
    >>9287652
    >Ever since I found it, the sky has been described by the GM as, "Gray." "Drizzly." "It is very dark, and windy." "Dark." "A roiling sea of twisted, mocking clouds." "Overcast." A tempestual madness born from the loins of some dark, Plutonian nightmare drempt by men of old, before they had such comforts as fire, or steel to delude themselves into thinking they were safe." "It's raining." And so on...

    You can have me.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:53 No.9287820
    >>9287652
    I get the feeling I've heard this before....
    What are you alluding to, exactly?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:54 No.9287835
    Has this thread been archived? I'd like to think it's worthy.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:55 No.9287851
    >>9287794
    What?
    No. I just made all that shit up. I stole the "Plutonian" bit from Poe's The Raven, the giant crow made of crows - I got that from /tg/, about a week ago. The monster made up of rotting flesh and mud - Abhorsen. Giant bat thing... Winged vagina dentata.
    That's all I *realized* I ripped off.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:57 No.9287896
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of déjà vu.

    The first time holding it felt oddly familiar.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)03:58 No.9287905
    >>9287851
    It was awesome, and I want to have your babies.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)04:05 No.9288003
    >>9287851
    Ok. It was *really* good, and I just wanted to make sure it wasn't based on some other *really* good story and/or thread I may have missed.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)04:08 No.9288043
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged from metal, it's the heaviest sword there is...
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)04:13 No.9288101
    A giant gave me a sword forged purely of foresight.

    Self-obsolescence is a funny thing, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)04:23 No.9288249
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    >>9287905
    >>9288003
    >> Inquisitor Cale !!b+iFaavctAj 04/19/10(Mon)04:25 No.9288270
    >>9288249
    I'm not entirely sure, but is that ripped from Vinland Saga?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)04:27 No.9288300
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    >>9288270
    Yes.
    Yes it is.
    I make reaction images from manga I read.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)04:30 No.9288326
    >>9288101

    It's obsolete, it's got millions of uses.

    Just not as a sword.
    >> A Different Giant 04/19/10(Mon)04:54 No.9288514
    I'm forging a sword out of boredom.

    But as I get closer to completing it I get really caught up in it and run out of boredom and have to stop.

    Pretty soon there's plenty of boredom again and I get to try once more...

    Then I ran out of boredom as I was about to finish again.

    Sitting around I got bored again and was able to -almost- finish another sword made out of boredom.

    Finally I just used the unfinished swords to forge a sword out of recursion and gave it to this poor sod who keeps staring at the side >>9284292
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)04:58 No.9288567
    I received from a giant a sword that cuts through confusion.

    You don't understand? Well, just stay very still for a moment.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 04/19/10(Mon)05:25 No.9288816
    A giant gave me a bow which shot arrows made of glares. It always pierces the enemy's eyes.

    I also happen to have a sword made of a woman's scorn, given to me by a succubus. It holds within it a fury that rages more than hell, and I fear company because of it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)05:27 No.9288830
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    I received a sword from a giant.
    It's a really awesome sword.
    But it was a real hassle to get.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)05:29 No.9288846
    >>9288830

    >implying Gorons are giants

    >implying the Biggoron sword is better than the Megaton Hammer Master Sword COMBO OF OWN
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)05:31 No.9288870
    >>9288846
    >Explicitly stating/suggesting I was implying anything other than that that fucker is huge, and could therefore be easily classified as "giant".
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)05:35 No.9288912
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    I received from an anger a giant forged out of pure sword.

    I am still very confused.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)05:37 No.9288933
    >>9288912
    You got a large sword golem forged by one of the furies.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)05:42 No.9288987
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    >>9288933

    Thank you for clarifying.
    >> Alpharius 04/19/10(Mon)05:43 No.9288999
    A Giant gave me a sword made of love.

    It can cut nothing, but with it, I conquered the world.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)05:44 No.9289008
    >>9287905
    >>9288003

    Purple prose makes girls wet? Huh. I never knew.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)05:45 No.9289017
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    GIVE THAT BACK TO ME OR I'LL RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING HEART!
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)05:45 No.9289025
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of pure love.

    Not realizing what it was, I asked him. He begged me not to hurt him, no more.

    That was pretty weird. I mean, why give me the sword in the first place if he knew I might hurt him?
    >> Pelonia the Chubby Gorgon 04/19/10(Mon)05:47 No.9289041
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    >>9289017
    T-T-T-T-There's no need to get mad. I-I-I sure if you ask him nicely, he'll just give it back to you.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)05:49 No.9289069
    >>9283100
    Lemme guess, yer armor colors turned into yellow and red?
    >> Alpharius 04/19/10(Mon)06:01 No.9289203
    I received from a giant a sword made of Skepticism.

    It can fell even the mightiest of gods, but against your everyday wolf, it is sadly useless.
    >> Nameless 04/19/10(Mon)06:16 No.9289358
    I received from a giant a sword made of criticism.

    It's alright, I suppose, but the balance could be better and the hilt could be thicker and the blade could be longer and the point could be sharper and it's got all these little nicks and scratches on it and....
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)06:38 No.9289553
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    >>9289008
    Now, if only they could overlook my unfortunately perma-rapeface, neuroticism, depression, obsession with grammar, procrastination, indecision, and psychological vulnerabilities.
    >> Nameless 04/19/10(Mon)06:52 No.9289686
    >>9289553
    A giant gave you a sword made from low self-esteem?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)07:08 No.9289855
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of secrets.

    Wait, where did it go?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)07:09 No.9289873
    >>9289855
    Did you look in the scabbard of invisibility?
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)07:11 No.9289892
    >>9289873

    But of course. It wasn't in the scabbard of chastity either.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)07:12 No.9289900
    >>9289855
    I know where it is, but I'm not telling.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)07:30 No.9290091
    >>9289900
    Dohohoho
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)07:54 No.9290352
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged for all time..

    I immediately archived the shit out of it.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)08:09 No.9290515
    I received from a giant a dagger that was forged out of creed.

    I'm still wondering where the sword came from.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)08:19 No.9290627
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of all that is good.

    The world is a bleak place, now.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)08:44 No.9290879
    I received from a giant a sword that was forged out of paradox.

    It was very dull. He said the only way to sharpen it was to cleanly cut into something.
    >> Anonymous 04/19/10(Mon)08:44 No.9290887
    A giant gifted me a sword made of Marneus Calgar

    I've come to accept it as my spiritual liege.



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