I do something.

Also I go north.

Um... I'M A COLLEGE STUDENT WHO HAS TO GET HIS ASS OUT OF BED TO GET TO CLASS!

-Pick up rock

-Eat it.

NORTH WE GO THEN

TO COLLEGE

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE I LIVE SOUTH OF CAMPUS

GET OUT OF HERE STALKERS

I start a quest thread on /tg/.

>>9309959

What a coincidence.

>>9309954
UNFORTUNATELY, THERE WAS A WALL TO YOUR NORTH. YOU DO NOT PROGRESS VERY FAR.
BUT I APPLAUD YOU FOR YOUR IMMEDIATE ACTION.

>>9309959
YOU ARE A COLLEGE STUDENT. YOU ARE CURRENTLY FACE TO FACE WITH A WALL TO YOUR NORTH, AFTER HAVING GOTTEN OUT OF BED AND WALKING INTO A WALL.

>>9309964
THE ROCK WAS DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIONAL. YOU ARE NOW A GORON UNIVERSITY STUDENT.

Panic and set my roommate that has to get up for class right about now on fire

I search for an axe that will tell me which way is east and which way is west.

>>9309967
OBVIOUSLY IF YOU ARE SOUTH OF CAMPUS, GOING NORTH IS A GOOD IDEA. BUT THERE IS A WALL IN YOUR WAY.
>>9309968
NOTICING THAT STARING AT A WALL IS GETTING YOU NOWHERE, PROCRASTINATING SEEMS LIKE A SUPERIOR OPTION.
YOU LOG ONTO THE INTERNET AND MAKE A QUEST THREAD.

YOU ARE NOW A GORON COLLEGE STUDENT WHO TROLLS /tg/.
WHAT DO?

Im in a massive hurry shit, i leap through the window and check my pockets

I go to another board for a change.

>>9309994
Um... COMPLAIN ABOUT 4E!
AND EAT A ROCK!
And hope we didn't have a test today!

I am a women trapped in a mans body.
Suddenly i want hot dickings.
I have a collar does anyone have a leash?

>>9309994
I go to the bathroom to see what I shit because I have always wondered what Gorons shit.

>>9309987
YOUR ROOMMATE, BEING A GORON, IS QUITE RESISTANT TO FIRE. YOU DO NOT SUCCEED IN KILLING HIM. HOWEVER, HE HAS WOKEN UP.

"Dude, why are you ... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I'm late for class again, we gotta get moving"
"Oh fuck I walked into a wall"
"Maan I'm never gonna get to class at this rate."

>>9309988
YOU SEARCH FOR AN AXE. NONE ARE IMMEDIATELY NEARBY.
DO YOU WISH TO SEARCH NORTH OR SOU...
WAIT NEVER MIND. FUCK IT. YOU DON'T FIND AN AXE.

>>9310011
but you have a leash

I am disappointed in /tg/ for all these shitty quest threads.

>>9310020

if this is an emergency we better act QUICKLY in EMERGENCY QUEST.

I LEAP THROUGH THE WINDOW WHILE CHECKING MY POCKETS, FASTER FUCKING DAMNIT

I do not accept the obstruction before me:

Mr. Goron Trollege Student, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!

>>9310031
DON'T FORGET YOUR BAG!

>YOU SEARCH FOR AN AXE. NONE ARE IMMEDIATELY NEARBY.
>DO YOU WISH TO SEARCH NORTH OR SOU...
>WAIT NEVER MIND. FUCK IT. YOU DON'T FIND AN AXE.
This is turning into the best quest thread ever

>>9310020
If I don't find an axe, can I at least find my trusty red crowbar?

>>9309871
>>9309936
Samefag, report and move on.

>>9310037
OR YOUR BALLSACK

>>9310040

>crowbar

BECOME GORON FREEMAN!

>>9310021

No just a collar it has a lock on it though!!

>>9310000
LEAPING THROUGH A WINDOW IS ALWAYS A GOOD OPTION. YOU JUMP-
WAIT YOU ARE A GORON. YOU CANNOT DO THAT.
SHIT. YOU'RE REALLY SUCKING AT GETTING TO CLASS.

>>9310003
YOU OPT TO TROLL ANOTHER BOARD. WHICH BOARD DO YOU OPT TO TROLL?

>>9310009
YOU EAT ANOTHER ROCK. IT WAS DELICIOUS.
YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT 4E. FUCKING WOW EDITION.
YOU ATTEMPT TO DISBELIEVE YOUR TEST. ROLL 1d100 TO SEE IF YOU ARE SUCCESSFUL, AND WHETHER YOU INVOKE THE PERILS OF THE WARP.

>>9310011
YOU ATTEMPT TO BECOME GENDER CONFUSED. UNFORTUNATELY YOU TROLL /tg/, NOT /a/, AND YOU ONLY SUCCEED IN BECOMING AN ORK IN A GORON'S BODY IN NEED OF A GOOD FIGHT.

>>9310012
YOU SHIT BRICKS.

>>9310027
YOU NOTE THAT THE CURRENT QUEST THREADS LACK CHOPPY AND LACK DAKKA. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR AN ORKGORON SUCH AS YOURSELF.

>>9310036
DOORS ARE MUCKIN' ABOUT. YOU TEAR THROUGH A WALL. YOUR ROOMATE NOTES:
"Fuck yeah, that wall has gotten in my way for the LAST time!"
HE BROFISTS YOU. YOU HAVE GAINED 1 BROFIST.

>>9310037
YOU GRAB YOUR BAG.

>>9310040
YOU GRAB YOUR CROWBAR.

>>9310068

But i was not trolling :(

Anyhoo i stick Dakka up my ass and start shooting. I will make my own hot dickings.

>>9310091
YOU CURRENTLY HAVE NO DAKKA.
YOU ARE ALSO AWARE THAT HOT DICKINGS ARE UNORKY.

>>9309936
I start eating stuff and get even fatter.

>>9310090
>GAINED 1 BROFIST
YES. I equip it immediately and head towards campus through the newly breached wall, raising it above my head to inspire all who come within 12" of me.

>>9310097

Then i head down the street looking for dakka and shit to blow the fuck up.

>>9310098
YOU ARE CARRYING A CROWBAR. DO YOU WISH TO EAT THE CROWBAR, OR FIND SOMETHING ELSE? NOTE THAT EATING WHILE HOLDING A CROWBAR GRANTS A CONSIDERABLE PENALTY AS YOU ARE NOT PROFICIENT IN DOING SO.

>>9310103
YOU CELEBRATE BY RAISING A BROFIST AND YELLING A LOUD "WAAGH!". IT INSPIRES YOUR ROOMMATE TO FOLLOW YOU.

>>9310103
>>9310130
HOW THE FUCK DOES A BROFIST INSPIRE?

I invoke the ritual that will transform me into a 12 year old girl. Then I offer my womb to humanity.

>>9310123
WHAT STREET?
YOU ARE A GORON YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT STREETS IS.
HOWEVER YOU DO INDEED KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR DAKKA. A NEARBY GEYSER SEEMS TO OFFER DAKKA, BUT IT ONLY SHOOTS WATER DROPLETS.
WHAT DO?

Suddenly, you hear zombies everywhere. Whats that sound? I think it's a hunter..

>>9310137
YOU WHAT?
FUCK YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A STREET IS, YOU DO NOT KNOW ANY RITUALS LIKE THAT. ALL ABOARD THE RAILROAD CHOO CHOO.

>>9310136
IT IS A BROFIST BEING MADE BY AN ORK TRAPPED IN A GORON'S BODY WHO JUST BROKE THROUGH A FUCKING WALL AND IS NOW WIELDING A CROWBAR.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK. YOU MIGHTN'T KNOW HOW TO BECOME A LOLI BUT YOU SURE AS FUCK KNOW YOUR WAAGH.

>>9310130
How burly/strong is my roomate compared to me? Does he have any ranged weapon? Or any form of weaponry at all?

>>9310138

I attack the Geyser.

>>9310138
1. Apply crowbar to geyser.
2. Sit on top of geyser.
3. Launch self to class.
4. ???
5. Profit!

>>9310138
CONQUER THE WATER FOR THE FORCES OF GOOD!
AND YOU CAN AFFORD TO SKIP A DAY OF CLASS!

And what's in the bag?

fuck you, I demand to be the little girl. Transform me immediately !

>>9310150
RRH.
SUDDENLY ZOMBIE GORONS.
A HUNTER POUNCES AT YOU.
UNFORTUNATELY THE HUNTER IS A GORON. IT SUCCEEDS ONLY IN POUNCING ROUGHLY HALF A METER AS GORONS CANNOT JUMP.
YOU LAUGH AT THE HUNTER.

>>9310171

Holy fuck zombie gorons. Its like everybody is a tank and they are rolling after your ass.

>>9310185
*readies crowbar* Batter up!

>>9310185
Gortank used Rollout!

>>9310198

Well fuck... Game over.

>>9310169
Pedobear approves.

>>9310212
LITTLE GIRLS - FUCK THem....erm YEAH

>>9310169
YOU RETCON YOUR TROLLING ON /tg/ TO INCLUDE VARIOUS INSULTS SLUNG AT VARIOUS POSTERS.
THIS JUST IN: POSTER #9310196 IS A FAGGOT.
NOW BACK TO OUR REGULAR QUEST.

>>9310154
YOUR ROOMMATE IS LESS BURLY THAN YOU. HE FORGOT HIS RANGED WEAPON IN THE HURRY OUT THE HOLEDOOR.

>>9310156
WAAGH! YOU PUNCH THAT GEYSER. IT HISSES AT YOU.

>>9310160
YOU HIT THE GEYSER WITH YOUR CROWBAR. FUCK THAT IS ONE STRONG CROWBAR. YOU HAVE SWUNG IT HUNDREDS OF TIMES AND IT NEVER DENTS. YOU CHIP AWAY AT THE GEYSER.

>>9310160
>>9310162
YOU MAKE THE GEYSER POINT TOWARDS CLASS FOR THE SAKE OF THE GREATER GOOD.
LAUNCHING.
...
...
...
THE GEYSER PROPELS YOU AWAY FROM YOUR HOME AND TOWARDS YOUR CLASSROOM, BUT YOU ARE STILL ONLY 10% OF THE WAY THERE.

>>9310162
YOUR BAG CONTAINS A PEN.
...
YES THAT IS IT.
A PEN.
BUT IT IS A VERY LARGE PEN. GORON SIZED IN FACT.

>>9310185
>>9310194
>>9310198
>>9310208
FLYING THROUGH THE AIR ON A GEYSER, YOU LAND ON TOP OF A GORTANK.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.
YOUR SUPERIOR OBESITY FROM EATING ALL THE ROCKS SQUASHES IT FLAT.
CONGRATULATIONS YOU KILLED A GORTANK.

best quest thread in a while

>>9310212
>>9310222
YOU MAKE A MENTAL NOTE TO SEDUCE THE NEAREST LOLIGORON JUST AS SOON AS THIS WAVE OF ZOMBIES FINISHES.

A SMOKER SHOOTS ITS TONGUE AT YOU. BUT GORONS DO NOT HAVE TONGUES. THE SMOKER SIMPLY COUGHS INEFFECTIVELY.

>>9310230
FIND GORON SIZED PAPER

This sure reminds me of HURRY THE FUCK UP QUEST.

>>9310250
THE ENTIRE ROCKY GROUND IS YOUR GORON SIZED PAPER. AS A GORON YOU HAVE NO NEED TO CARRY PAPER.

>>9309936
reminds me of any other quest thread cancer, kindly GTFO

>>>9310156
>WAAGH! YOU PUNCH THAT GEYSER. IT HISSES AT YOU.

I decide it needs to shut up and i sit on it in an attempt to silence it.

>>9310238
JAWESOME

We shall fashion a goron-sized buckler from its rocky hide, to supplement our crowbar and brofist, and a hat-or-possibly-helm from its defunct head.

>>9310261
Can you say enema?

>>9310261
YOU DID THIS ONCE AND KILLED A GORTANK.
DO YOU WISH TO DO THIS AGAIN OR WAS ONCE SUFFICIENT?

>>9310263
YOU FASHION A GORON SIZED BUCKLER.
THIS GORON SIZED BUCKLER WAS MADE FROM A GORTANK'S HIDE.
UNFORTUNATELY, MAKING A HAT FROM ITS HELM DOES NOT WORK AS THE HAT CANNOT FIT ON YOUR HEAD. BUMMER.

Equipment:
Crowbar
Pen (in backpack)
Buckler
Backpack
Body of a slightly obese goron
Mind of an ork

>>9310263
Shit, we're a Goron... equip shield, do a barrel roll!

Counts as a shield bash, yeah?

>>9310287
WHILE YOU WERE DOING THIS YOUR ROOMMATE HAS CAUGHT UP TO YOU AND IS WHINING ABOUT ZOMBIES.
WHAT DO?

>>9310266
IF IT'S WORTH DOING ONCE
IT'S WORTH DOING FOREVER

>>9310294
EXACTLY HOW MUCH ROLLING DO YOU WISH TO DO?

I am a women trapped in a mans body.
Suddenly i want hot dickings.
I have a collar does anyone have a leash?

>YOU ATTEMPT TO BECOME GENDER CONFUSED. UNFORTUNATELY YOU TROLL /tg/, NOT /a/, AND YOU ONLY SUCCEED IN BECOMING AN ORK IN A GORON'S BODY IN NEED OF A GOOD FIGHT.

But i was not trolling :(

Anyhoo i stick Dakka up my ass and start shooting. I will make my own hot dickings.

>YOU CURRENTLY HAVE NO DAKKA.
YOU ARE ALSO AWARE THAT HOT DICKINGS ARE UNORKY.

Then i head down the street looking for dakka and shit to blow the fuck up.

>WHAT STREET?
YOU ARE A GORON YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT STREETS IS.
HOWEVER YOU DO INDEED KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR DAKKA. A NEARBY GEYSER SEEMS TO OFFER DAKKA, BUT IT ONLY SHOOTS WATER DROPLETS.
WHAT DO?

I attack the Geyser.

>WAAGH! YOU PUNCH THAT GEYSER. IT HISSES AT YOU.

I decide it needs to shut up and i sit on it in an attempt to silence it.

>YOU DID THIS ONCE AND KILLED A GORTANK.
DO YOU WISH TO DO THIS AGAIN OR WAS ONCE SUFFICIENT?

I become confused by this response and remember when I was a simple tranny wanting someone to put a leash on her. I wonder out of the thread.

rolled 100 = 100

>>9310302
ROLLING TO SEE IF SOMETHING AWESOME HAPPENS

>>9310307
ALL OF IT.

>>9310316
>>9310318
OH SHIT NIGGER DID THE DM JUST ROLL 100 ON A d100 CHECK
I BELIEVE HE DID.
ARE YOU READY FOR AWESOME?

>>9310307
A lot of rolling....I'mma crush that stupid classroom... in fact... TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT.

>>9310316
>>9310318
>>9310330
OH SHIT IT'S FUCKING ON NOW, CHAPS

BRACE FOR SPACE-TIME BREAKING ROLLOUT

>>9310330
BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

inb4 thread belete

>>9310316
>rolled 100 = 100
>100

>>9310358

>>9310358

>>9310316
>>9310330

>>9310316
ALL RIGHT. HERE'S WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS.
YOU TURN TO YOUR GORON BRO. YOU SAY:
"Dude, stay right here, and get ready to Brofist."
FOR YOU HAVE A PLAN.

YOU GET RIGHT THE FUCK BACK TO THAT GEYSER.
YOU SIT ON THAT FUCKER.
ZOMBIES ARE COMING IN FROM EVERY ANGLE. PATIENTLY YOU SIT ON THAT FUCKER.
YOU SIT SO HARD, YOU BLOCK THE VERY EARTH ITSELF.
ZOMBIES ARE ABOUT TO START EATING YOU.
YOU ARE READY.

THE EARTH'S MAGMA CORE BLASTS YOU OUT OF THE GEYSER AND PROPELS YOU INTO THE AIR FOR MILES.
AFTER MINUTES OF FREEFALL, YOU LAND NEXT TO YOUR GORON BRO, WHO DELIVERS THE BIGGEST BROFIST HE POSSIBLY CAN TO YOU, JUST AS YOU LAND.
HIS BROFIST FORMS A LAUNCH RAMP, TURNING ALL YOUR VERTICAL MOMENTUM INTO HORIZONTAL ONES.

THE ENTIRE ZOMBIE HORDE IS BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR CAMPUS.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

...

Na! Nananananananana ORKY GORON DAMACY
Na! Nananananananana ORKY GORON DAMACY

YOU ROLL RIGHT THE FUCK INTO THOSE ZOMBIES AT OVER 3 TIMES THE SPEED OF SOUND. EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF THEM.
YOU DIG A SCAR IN THE EARTH WITH YOUR ROLLING.
WHEN THE DUST HAS CLEARED, THE ZOMBIE HORDE - ALL OF IT - LAYS SILENT.
AND THE GEYSER HAS BEEN PLUGGED.

YOU ARE NOW AT CAMPUS.
YOU HAVE GAINED 1 BROFIST.
YOU HAVE DEFEATED EVERY ZOMBIE.

>>9310358
>belete

>>9310353
nevermind any of this other shit, who dis?

>>9310381
NOTE THAT I DID NOT SAY YOU STOPPED ROLLING.
NOR DID I SAY YOU SLOWED DOWN.
WHAT DO?

>>9310353
sauce?

>>9310381
USE THE POWER OF THE GODS, AND MOVE OUT

>>9310381
FUCK YES!
How late are we?

>>9310396
>find a big red button.

>press it.

>>9310396
You shoot an invisible fart hadouken out your ass in the opposite direction and thus cooling the earth!

>>9310406
YOUR ROLL HAS APPARENTLY TURNED BACK TIME SOMEHOW AND YOU HAVE ARRIVED EARLY.
>>9310403
TO WHERE SHALL WE MOVE OUT?

>>9310396
I aim for class. Target the professor. I want to be sure they know I'm "Present"

I guess i'll be heading back to /b/ now.

rolled 79 = 79

>>9310417

Ninja roll into class

>>9310381
GOROOOOOOOON

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUNCH

>>9310411
YOU FIND A BIG RED BUTTON AND PRESS IT.
THE CORPSES OF THE ZOMBIES YOU JUST LAID SILENT ALL SELF DESTRUCT.
FUCK YEAH.

>>9310413
YOU SHOOT AN INVISIBLE HADOUKEN. DECIDING THIS WAS INSUFFICIENT DAKKA, YOU RAPIDFIRE INVISIBLE HADOUKENS.
THE SCAR YOU DUG IS NOW SAFE TO WALK ON.
YOU JUST INVENTED GORON ROADS.

>>9310381
Now let's PRESENT DAT ZOMBIE PLANET TO YOUR GORONDADDY. HE BE PROUD SON.

>>9310386
Denise from FTV (look in the picture corners)

Go to /s/, and a lot of times there is a guy with a trip dumping FTV pics. Ask him about it and he'll usually help you out.

... or you can look on /rs/

>>9310422
>>9310428
>>9310431
YOU ROLL RIGHT THE FUCK INTO CLASS AT MACH 3 AND SLAM INTO THE PROFESSOR.

THE PROFESSOR FLINCHES A LITTLE AND SMILES.

"That, class, concludes our lecture on how to Roll."

THE PROFESSOR REMOVES HIS SUNGLASSES AND GRANTS YOU A BROFIST.
YOU HAVE EARNT 3 BROFISTS.

>>9310440
I want an orz sidekick.

>>9310462
You now realize the proffesor is actually A BEAR

>>9310466
Zombies are *frumple*. Is it time for *playing* yet?

>>9310474
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

>>9310474
>>9310444
UNFORTUNATELY, YOUR FATHER IS NOT AROUND ANY MORE. HE APPARENTLY DECIDED KICKING ARSE AND TRAVELLING AROUND THE WORLD WAS MORE AWESOME THAN CHANGING GORON DIAPERS.
LOOKING BACK, YOU CANNOT SAY THAT YOU BLAME HIM. BUT IF YOU EVER MEET HIM, YOU WILL SHARE TALES OF THIS DAY.

UPON ARRIVING IN CLASS, YOU NOTICE YOUR PROFESSOR IS A BEAR. THE LAST CLASS HAS ENDED, AND YOUR CLASS IS NOW ABOUT TO START.
THIS WEEK'S LECTURE: HOW TO BE A BEAR.
NOTE: THERE WILL BE AN EXAM.
DO YOU ATTEND THIS CLASS Y/N?

i take a shit on the op's face
then i transform into a girl and masturbate

>>9310458
thank you sir. Slaanesh's blessings upon your house.

>>9310484
YOU MADE SURE TO CALL POSTER #9310484 A FAGGOT BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR CLASS AS WELL.

>>9310490

I scratch out "How to Be a Bear" on the board and scribble in "How to Bear Arms for the All Father!!" with a crude drawing of an axe.

>>9310497
YOU HAVE NOT DEFEATED EVERY ZOMBIE IN THE AREA, NOR HAVE YOU DUG A SCAR IN THE EARTH, NOR HAVE YOU GORON ROLLED TO MACH 3, NOR HAVE YOU EARNT ANY BROFIST.

YOUR OPINIONS, FEELINGS, AND EVERY OTHER PART OF YOU IS INVALID FOREVER. ALSO YOU ARE GAY.

>>9310507
THE PROFESSOR NOTES THAT BEING A BEAR GRANTS YOU BEAR ARMS AUTOMATICALLY.
YOU NOTICE THAT YOUR DRAWING OF AN AXE IS A BEAR.

rolled 90 = 90

Bend time to your will, and summon the two legend wolfs of old to eat the class

Fenrir and Garmr

>>9310530
Check my syllabus to see if I'm majoring in "STONEBEAR!!!"

With a minor in souffle chef.

>>9310533
WITH WHAT YOU JUST DID, YOU ARE AWESOME ENOUGH TO SUMMON NORSE GODS TO YOUR AID.
UNFORTUNATELY, YOUR PROFESSOR IS A BEAR, AND AS SUCH, EASILY DEFEATS THE NORSE GODS.
YOUR PROFESSOR PATS YOU GENTLY.

"Now, young goron. You should know that norse mythology cannot defeat bears."

YOU HAVE LOST YOUR EXTRA CREDIT. WAY TO GO FUCKNUGGET, YOU SHOULD HAVE SUMMONED BEARS.

>>9310542
Explain you summoned the wolves so the prof could fuckpunch them for the lecture?

>>9310537
YOU ARE MAJORING IN BEING A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER.
UPON FURTHER INSPECTION, YOU ARE ACTUALLY MAJORING IN A BEAR.
YOU NOTE THAT THE TWO ARE BASICALLY THE SAME THING.

YOUR MINOR IS, HOWEVER, NOT IN COOKING. YOUR MINOR IS A BEAR.

>>9310542
We learn from our misstake and summon BEARS THAT SHOOTS BEES FROM THEIR MOUTH AND THE BEES ARE NOT REALLY BEES BUT MINIATURE BEARS WEARING COSTUMES.

>>9310512


fuck you. as a girl , it's ok to like the cock
if i have to gay regardless it's still win

I shit on your face

>>9310552
THE PROFESSOR SIGHS AND SHAKES HIS HEAD.

"Defeating gods is a higher level of study and beyond this class's scope. Though if you gain honors in being a bear, I would be happy to instruct you. You see to be an honorable young man. Now please. I know you may be a Bear beyond the scope of this class, but the others still need to cover the basics of even being a bear. Can't make bears overnight. *chuckles*

>>9310554
Ursa Major AND Ursa Minor?

FUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAH!

>>9310573
Disprove! Go to BUILD A BEAR. Make a BEAR overnight!

>>9310557
LOL YOU SEEM ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING.

>>9310555
ROLL A DICE TO SEE IF YOU CAN STILL SUMMON AWESOME SHIT.

DAMN YOU
I DEMAND YOU MAKE ME INTO A GIRL IMMEDIATELY

rolled 98 = 98

>>9310584
YOU RESOLVE TO MAKE A BEAR. BUT IT IS CLASS TIME NOW.

YOU TAKE A SEAT.
ROLLING A DICE TO DETERMINE IF THE SEAT IS A BEAR.

>>9310604
OH SHIT NIGGER. THE SEAT IS NOT A BEAR.
IN FACT, THE SEAT IS AN ENTIRE DEN OF BEARS.
WHAT DO?

>>9310613
BROFIST THE BEARS.

rolled 5 = 5

>>9310594
ROLLAN

I slap the bears with my clitoris

rolled 5 = 5

>>9310616
Well that was a lackluster... 5 on a roll of 100...

>>9310600
YOU ARE NOW A GIRL. TO BE MORE SPECIFIC, YOU ARE A LESBIAN.

THE QUEST'S PROTAGONIST IS STILL A FUCKAWESOME GORON WITH THE MIND OF AN ORK WHO IS NOW SITTING ON A DEN OF BEARS.

>>9310613
FUCK SEAT

>>9310613
WE LEAD THE BEAR ARMY AGAINST FURFAGS DEEP IN THE FOREST

>>9310624
Build a den for the den so you can bear while you bear!

>>9310615
>>9310616
YOU CANNOT SUMMON BEARS. DARN.

YOU ATTEMPT TO BROFIST THE BEARS. BUT BEARS DO NOT HAVE FISTS. IN RESPONSE TO YOUR ATTEMPTED BROFIST, THE BEARS BROPAW YOU. WELL ACTUALLY THEY JUST MAUL YOU A BIT.

LUCKY YOU HAVE THAT GORTANK HIDE SHIELD.
You: Unwounded
Bears: 23 Unwounded

>>9310635
YOU'RE A GORON WITH A BEAR ARMY. YOU ARE, I repeat are, A FURFAG.

rolled 32 = 32

>>9310635
>>9310641
YOU THINK THIS DEN IS MUKKIN' ABOUT AND NEEDS MORE DEN.

FIRST, YOU RESOLVE TO LEAD THE BEARS INTO THE WILDERNESS. ROLLING A d100 TO SEE IF YOU ARE ABLE TO INSPIRE AND LEAD THE BEARS.

>>9310648
SEND A COUPLE BEARS ON A BEER RUN

>>9310666
YOU ARE ABLE TO INSPIRE 0 BEARS.

You: Unwounded
Hostile bears: 23 Unwounded.

>>9310666
Well fuck that shit, summon some type of fish to get them bros with you.

rolled 79 = 79

>>9310679
Beacuse we previously failed to summon bears we now try to summon beer.
Everything works better while drunk so lets get smashed!

>>9310677
YES. BEER.
UNFORTUNATELY BEARS DO NOT HAVE THUMBS, AND CANNOT OPEN BOTTLES OF BEER. YOUR PLAN BACKFIRES.

THE BEARS ATTACK TOGETHER, BREAKING YOUR SHIELD.
YOU STILL HAVE YOUR CROWBAR, HOWEVER.

You: unwounded, but faced by BEARS
equipped: Trusty red crowbar
Hostile bears: 23 unwounded.

rolled 13 = 13

>>9310689
>>9310690
YOU ARE UNABLE TO SUMMON BEER. DANG.
ROLLING TO SEE IF YOU CAN SUMMON FISH.

>>9310677
B-Double-E-Double-R-U-N!

BEER RUN!

Pick up the Prof's fav. beer, too. Get beer for lesbian, make her go Bi for Bear. Videotape and profit!

rolled 79 = 79

>>9310700
>>9310702
YOU FAIL TO SUMMON FISH.
REALISING THAT EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH BEER, YOU START A BEER RUN.

BUT YOU CANNOT OUTRUN THE BEARS!
THE PROFESSOR REMARKS:
"... one of the downsides of becoming a bear is that you cannot hold guns. Nor can you hold swords. However, due to the power of bears, you would need more firepower or more chopping power than sensible in order to..."

You: Slightly damaged. Wielding Crowbar
Hostile bears: 23 uninjured.

>>9310694
THAT'S FUCKING RETARDED. COLLEGE STUDENTS CAN'T AFFORD BOTTLES. THEY'D HAVE CANS AND A BEAR COULD CLAW OPEN A CAN OR FUCKING BITE INTO IT.

OP must be underage or something...

rolled 92 = 92

>>9310733
You phone your friend, who is a beekeeper, and tell him to release the beeeeees


Seriously we have not nearly enough bees ITT

>>9310733
>"... one of the downsides of becoming a bear is that you cannot hold guns. Nor can you hold swords. However, due to the power of bears, you would need more firepower or more chopping power than sensible in order to..."
Prof is a fucktard. There are things such as duct tape.

>>9310733
FUCK SALMON
GET ME SOME YELLOWFIN TUNA

>>9310744
You rang?

>>9310744
OF COURSE! MODERN ELECTRONICS WOULD OBVIOUSLY HELP IN A TIME LIKE THIS.
YOU ROLL FOR THE EMERGENCY PHONE.
YOU REALISE THAT THE EMERGENCY PHONE IS A BEAR.
BEAR CLAWS CHIP AT YOUR HIDE, BREAKING OFF CHUNKS, AND REVEALING VEINS OF MAGMA. THE MAGMA WITHIN YOU SLOWLY STARTS DRIPPING. BUT YOU ARE STILL QUITE ALIVE.

Your status: Moderately wounded. Bleeding.
Bear status: 24 unwounded.

YOUR PROFESSOR REMARKS:
"... in fact, given a life or death situation with bears, you're pretty much fucked. The only thing that can cut Bears is another bear; The only thing that could possibly block Bears is also another bear. While there are... "

Pluck bombflower fruit. Since it's college, it's probably a "special" bomb. Get bears bombed.

Use the God damned honey!

A lot of it!

>>9310744
>>9310777
NONETHELESS, YOU ARE ABLE TO SHOUT INTO THE BEAR, AND ORDER THE RELEASE OF BEES.
THE BEAR OBLIGES.

You: Moderately wounded. Bleeding.
Hostile: 24 Bears
2nd Hostile party: 400 Bees.

>>9310777
SHOVE DICK IN BEAR'S ASSHOLE, ATTEMPT DIPLOMACY CHECK TO USE THAT BEAR AS A SHIELD AND IF HIGH ENOUGH ROLL, HAVE IT ATTACK OTHER BEARS.

>>9310801
>GORON
>ROCK HARD PENIS
COULD WORK

Fuck you guys, bears are RESISTANT to bees. >.<

Use the honey, use the mead, listen to the Prof and use a DIFFERENT bear.

>.> <.< CAREBEAR STARE, BITCHES!

>>9310778
YOU PLUCK A BOMBFLOWER FRUIT AND THROW IT.
YOU NOTICE TOO LATE THAT THE BOMBFLOWER FRUIT EXPLODES INTO A BEAR.
BUT WAIT.

You: Moderately wounded, bloodied.
Hostile bears: 13 unwounded, 6 slightly wounded, 6 critically injured owing to an explosion of BEAR

THAT SEEMED TO WORK. BUT YOU'LL NEED MORE BEARS.

rolled 49 = 49

>>9310801
ROLLING TO SEE IF THIS IS EFFECTIVE.

>>9310858
Oh dear god, no. Way to go fucknut.

rolled 50 = 50

>>9310801
>>9310858
>>9310834
YOU ARE NOT HOMOSEXUAL ENOUGH TO SODOMISE A BEAR. DAMN.

BEAR JAWS BEAR DOWN ON YOU (LOL) AND YOU BLOCK THEM WITH YOUR TRUSTY CROWBAR.
HOWEVER, IT IS AT THIS TIME THAT YOU REALISE THAT YOUR CROWBAR
IS A BEAR.

You: Moderately wounded, bloodied. Equipped: A BEAR.
Bears: 13 unwounded, 6 slightly wounded, 6 critically injured
CROWBEAR: Unbreakable.

>>9310858
This will make us a Bear rapist! Bear rape is not badass unless the bear's on top. BAD PLAN.

>>9310858
Oh shit.
I hear bears don't like to be raped.

Find its selfdestruct button and kill it. Try again with another bear.

>>9310801
GOD NO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!

>>9310879
A BEAR'S ONLY SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON IS ANOTHER BEAR.
WHAT DO?

>>9310873
>implying all bears are male
EPICALLY MASSIVE FAIL

>>9310873
Summon THE RANGER. Either that or a picnic basket.

>>9310880
bear = burly male homosexual, usually very hairy

that would be why

>>9310891
HOWEVER, ALL BEARS ARE BEARS.
>>9310893
I'M NOT EVEN ROLLING THAT. IF YOU ARE SUCCESSFUL IN SUMMONING THE BEARS EAT WHATEVER YOU HAVE SUMMONED INSTANTLY. OTHERWISE IF YOU FAIL THEN THE BEARS SIMPLY CONTINUE SWARMING YOU.

>>9310908
and you're a Goron, so it would not make it homosexual

rolled 75 = 75

>>9310908
WELL FUCK YOUR DICE
I CAST MAGIC GAU-8 MACHINEGUN

>>9310887
Bear with me on this one.

The bear which you are about to bear so that the second bear will bear destruct are actually way to unbearable to be bearable.
Now instead take the equiped bear, make a bearswing against the other bears bear button to bear activate it.
If succesfull the bear will become friendly and you can have it use it's bear paws to bear your other bear enemies.

>>9310908
>HOWEVER, ALL BEARS ARE BEARS.
I see you do not bear basic logic skills.

>>9310908
Wield CROWBEAR.

..... Seriously, every freakin' thing becomes a bear? OP's out of imagination and awesome.

>>9310923
oh hey, 75% hit accuracy.

>>9310908
not arguing with the outcome, arguing with your reasoning

>>9310919
YOU ATTEMPT TO RULES LAWYER.
HOWEVER YOUR RULEBOOK IS BEARS.

BACKED INTO A CORNER - YOUR CROWBEAR IS TRULY A POWERFUL WEAPON, BUT EVEN A BEAR CANNOT BLOCK BEARS FOREVER.

You - Heavily wounded. Bloodied.
Bears - 13 unwounded. 6 slightly wounded. 6 dead owing to Bear bomb.

Oh my god.

I have altered copypasta for just such an occasion as this!

Well my first bear experience happened like this:
I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a bear standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized he had no pants (he is a bear after all) so I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight and not into bestiality but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a bear and I took notice. I figured maybe it was just looking for berries to eat, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing terrified screams. I realized he was mauling a camper.
Now, I'm not gay or into bestiality or guro but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. The camper didn't take any notice; he was too terrified to open his eyes. I came right up behind the bear standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of the terrified camper and I quickly finished them both off. I rolled them into the bushes and finished my walk. That was only my first of many such bear encounters.

>>9310927
You, sir, are the freakin' man. ....Bear. Manbearpig.

TURN INTO A BEAR!

rolled 23 = 23

>>9310927
orly?

>>9310941
I WIPE MY ASS WITH THE RULEBOOK. AS ANYBODY SHOULD AGAINST THE GM WHEN ACCUSED OF RULE LAWYERING WHEN IT ISN'T TRUE.

>>9310927
>succesfull
You forgot "bearccesful"

>>9310941
Pull a nuke out of your Goron ass and selfdestruct.

>>9310957
Screw this bitch fest of bears. Roll out and search for more awesome that is not a bear. Spend a healing surge or two.

Either that or bleed magma on the freakin' bears. Goddamn bears.

Maybe we should direct the bears to the rest of the zombies looming about.

>>9310981
>Spend a healing surge or two.

>>9310982
No! they will be BEAR ZOMBIES
No John, you ARE the BEAR ZOMBIES.

>>9310935
JUST BECAUSE OF THAT, ALL BEARS NOW HAVE JETPACKS.

>>9310927
YOU START SWINGING YOUR CROWBEAR LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GORK. DEIGNING TO ADD ADDITIONAL CHOPPY, YOU IN FACT START SWINGING NOT ONLY A CROWBEAR, BUT ALSO A BEAR.

THIS KEEPS THE BEARS AT BAY FOR A WHILE - YOUR SAVAGE ASSAULT WIELDING THE MIGHTY POWERS OF BEARS THEMSELVES.

You - Heavily wounded, wielding: 1 Unbreakable bear, 1 Bear corpse
Bears - 4 unwounded, 14 moderately wounded

IT SEEMS THAT WITH A BEARSTORM OF BEARS, YOU ARE BOUND TO BE THE VICTOR.
BUT THEN JETPACKS.
YOU ARE BACKED INTO A CORNER WITH BEARS COMING FROM ALL SIDES.

WHEN SUDDENLY ...

YOUR ROOMMATE BUSTS IN, CARRYING A 6-PACKS OF BEERS.
"Bro! Use the power of Beers!"
HE THROWS THE 6-PACK OF BEERS TO YOU. YOU CATCH IT IN BOTH HANDS.
...
DID I SAY 6-PACK OF BEERS?
I MADE A TYPO.

You - Heavily wounded, Berserking, wielding 6 Bears
Enemy bears: 10 unwounded (6 wielded), 14 moderately wounded.

>>9310991
OP keeps describing us as "Bloodied" moron.

>>9311011
>I only know one system so it must be that one

>>9311010
We GET THE FUCK OUT. We go to the cafeteria for nachos.

>>9310966
YOU ATTEMPT TO WIPE YOUR ASS WITH BEARS.
BEARS INSTEAD WIPE THEIR ASS WITH YOU.

>>9310981
YOU ARE COATED IN MAGMA. VERSUS ALMOST ANY FOE, THIS WOULD RESULT IN INSTANT PAINFUL CRIPPLING DAMAGE TO ANY ATTACKING PART.
BUT THESE ARE BEARS.

>>9310991
A HEALING SURGE? GOOD IDEA. IF ONLY YOU'D THOUGHT TO BRING SOME. ALL YOU HAVE IS FUCKIN' BEARS.

>>9311010
Op, you are a funny guy
I can assure you that you will be last against the wall when the revolution comes.

>>9311027
THE CAFETERIA LIES PAST THE BEARS!
THIS REMINDS YOU OF THE TIME YOU WALKED INTO A WALL.

>>9311045
WALK THROUGH THE BEARS Y/N?

>>9311022
Fuck you and your wabbufet images

>>9311030
>A HEALING SURGE? GOOD IDEA. IF ONLY YOU'D THOUGHT TO BRING SOME. ALL YOU HAVE IS FUCKIN' BEARS.
+1 internets to you

>>9311045
Go get orks. And drugs. Mix well. Add Bears. Simmer and drain until obtain concentrated WAAAAUGH!

rolled 41 = 41

>>9311067
>Orkz
>Drugz
>Bearz
Rollin' to see how awesome this becomes.

>>9311061

>>9311045
Break the wall before Kool-aid man does it!

>>9311072
I DEMAND THE ONCE PER SESSION RE-ROLL!

>>9311074
the fourth wall that is

>>9311083
I have a feeling the fourth wall will be another bear.

>>9311073

Waitin' on the OP..... Bears in Mega Armor?

>>9311072
>>9311074
WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
YOU WALK THROUGH THE WALL, AND YOU DON'T FUCKING STOP.
PLUGGING THE WALL WITH YOUR CROWBEAR BUYS YOU PRECIOUS TIME TO REACH YOUR DESTINATION.
YOU ARE BADLY INJURED. IN TIMES WHEN YOU ARE INJURED, THERE IS ONLY ONE ORKY OPTION.

BEER AND NACHOS.

YOU MAKE A MAD ROLL FOR THE CAFETERIA, TRAILING MAGMA BEHIND YOU AS THE BEARS FLY IN FROM ALL ANGLES. SINCE YOUR EXIT HOLE WAS BLOCKED, BEARS HAD TO TUNNEL THEIR WAY TO YOU.
YOU ARE FACED WITH DIGGING, FLYING BEARS.

YOU DIVE BEHIND THE COUNTER AS A BEAR GRAZES YOUR SHOULDER, BEFORE REALISING THE COUNTER IS MADE OF BEARS.

"SHIT" YOU SAY TO YOURSELF.
BUT YOUR SALVATION IS AT HAND.
IN A MAGMA-FUELED HAZE, YOU ENTER A BERSERK FURY. TIME STANDS STILL AS YOU ENGORGE YOURSELF ON NACHOS AND BEER.
NACHOS AND BEER.
BEER IS FLAMMABLE.
NACHOS CAUSE GAS.
...
FLAME ON.

You: Currently an INFERNAL BALL OF HELLFIRE. Inebrieated. Bloodied. Heavily Injured. Wielding 6 Bears. These bears are on fire.
Bears: ALL bears are injured by this point. 24 of them are alive, of which 6 are on fire, and 6 are being wielded by you.

WHAT DO?

>>9311102
please, kindly

rolled 7 = 7

>>9311081
REROLLAN.

>>9311135
THIS IS WHY WE DON'T REROLLAN.

>>9311121
I take it that being on fire doesn't make a difference because we are fighting bears...

>>9311140
This could be funnier.

>>9311145
BEING ON FIRE CAUSES BEARS NEAR TO YOU TO BE ON FIRE, GREATLY INCREASING THEIR BEAR CAPACITY VERSUS ALL BEINGS THAT ARE NOT ON FIRE.

I am witnessing something for the ages

>>9311121
Turn into a fucking bear demon.
Then create yourselves an army made of bear fire.

>>9311158
So wouldn't the bears with jetpack be on fire from the awesome flame exhaust that BEAR LEVEL jetpacks would put out?

Suspect OP is a bear Furry. Bears burn like anything else. Feed them all to the ALL CONSUMING FLAMES!!

rolled 22 = 22

>>9311169
ROLL

I have to say that I haven't participated as much in a quest as this one.

>>9311131
do i haf' ta?

>>9311177
I think it's pretty much confirmed now.

rolled 23 = 23

>>9311177
JETPACKS DO NOT SET THEIR OWNER ON FIRE.
JETPACKS, HOWEVER, ARE FLAMMABLE.
...
YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY A FIELD OF FIRE, WHICH CONTAINS 24 BEARS. ALL BEARS ARE ON FIRE.
YOU ARE WIELDING 6 OF THESE BEARS.
YOU KNOW THAT THE ONLY THING MORE DEADLY TO BEARS THAN OTHER BEARS, IS BEARS THAT ARE ON FIRE.
LASHING OUT, YOU SEEK TO CARVE A PATH THROUGH THE BEARS WITH YOUR CHOPPY, BURNY BEARS.
FLAMES BURN THE BEAR'S EYES, MAKING IT HARD FOR THEM TO HIT YOU. BUT YOU ARE STILL BADLY DAMAGED.
LET US ROLL TO SEE HOW MANY BEARS ARE LEFT STANDING.

rolled 36 = 36

CARVE NUMBERS ALL OVER OURSELVES MAKING OURSELVES INTO A GORON-SIZED DIE

ROLLING FOR ROLLING

>>9311219
Do ignited bears have a chance to ignite other bears?

>>9311226
Goron D100. See? Now THAT'S more interesting than a fuckton of bears.

This comment is now a fucking bear.
Don't like it? You're a fucking bear.
Fuck shit piss cunt BEAR.

rolled 93 = 93

>>9311219
WHEN YOUR 6PACK OF BEARS FINALLY BURNS OUT, YOU ARE STANDING FACE TO FACE WITH 12 BEARS.

NONE OF THESE BEARS HAVE JETPACKS.
YOU ARE STANDING IN A FIELD OF FIRE, AND ARE UNARMED.
YOU ARE NO LONGER BLEEDING. WELL TECHNICALLY YOU ARE, BUT YOU ARE STANDING IN A FIELD OF MOLTEN ROCK THAT USED TO BE A CAFETERIA. BASICALLY YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY GORON BLOOD.
YOU ARE STILL INEBRIATED.
WHAT DO?

>>9311248
Stop following this good-turned-shit quest until OP gets over his bear fetish.

>>9311248
Unarmed? What happened to our trusty Crowbear?

>>9311248
Eat the cafeteria.

>>9311262
Yeah, we're the fuckin' GORON FREEMAN for cryin' out loud.

>>9311262
DROPPED IN FAVOR OF 6 BEARS.

>>9311259
YOU COULD CONSIDER ... KILLING THE BEARS.

I LIEK BEARS!

>>9311270
MAKE ANOTHER DIPLOMACY CHECK

>>9311267
...
YOU GROW IN SIZE AS YOU CONSUME THE CAFETERIA.
WELL NOT SO MUCH CONSUME AS ABSORB.
99 GLOWING RUNES APPEAR ALONG THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR BODY, AS THE BEARS HAMMER YOUR HIDE.
THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR BODY CHIPS AWAY, REVEALING A CORE OF MOLTEN ROCK. BUT YOU ARE NOT YET DEAD.

YOU ARE NOW A MOLTEN GORON d100.
YOU ARE FACED WITH 12 BEARS.
ROLL.

>>9311270
We collectively don't give a shit about the goddamn bears. Everything we did to the bears just made MORE fuckin' BEARS. Roll the bears up Katamari style and kick 'em into orbit. Make BEAR PLANET. Send OP there, hope he gets mauled while raping bear.

rolled 75 = 75

>>9311280
"WAAGH!"

>>9311272
you have the right idea, I cannot bear to see so few bear pics in this thread

>>9311292
THAT MEANT, STICK YOU DICK IN A FEMALE BEAR TO USE AS A SHIELD

Hey, guy who made the red crowbar here... why the shit did it turn into a freakin' bear? Take Goron Road we made earlier, go buy another red crowbar. Cool magma and make new skin while in the store.

THIS SHOULD BE ARCHIVED FOR THE SILLINESS FACTOR

>THE ROCK WAS DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIONAL. YOU ARE NOW A GORON UNIVERSITY STUDENT.

Best quest thread EVER. Sage for meta, though.

>>9311312
I cannot bear to see this bearosity archived...

Lure bears away from thread with a Belgian waffle.

post bear porn, end thread?

>>9311315
Our first act as a Goron Uni student should've been "get stoned"...

Fuck bear class. That ruined everything.

>>9311311
>>9311292
THE BEARS STARE AT EACH-OTHER, CONFUSED, AND TRY TO RUN.
BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THEY ARE ON FIRE.
THE BEARS SLOWLY SINK INTO THE GROUND BELOW THEM AS IT MELTS.
YOU HAVE DEFEATED BEARS.

...

GOING BACK TO CHECK ON YOUR TRUSTY RED CROWBEAR, YOU SEE THAT IT IS NOT A BEAR. DEFEATING THE HEAD BEAR MUST HAVE RETURNED IT BACK TO NORMAL OR SOMETHING.

Inventory: 1 Pen, 1 Crowbar.

YOUR PROFESSOR REMARKS: "Ah, come to join us for the test, have you?". HE MOTIONS TO YOUR SEAT/DEN.

>>9311339
THIS IS STILL AN OPTION. WHAT DO?

>>9311297
>>9311308
>>9311318
>>9311337
Great... Now we lost OP because he's probably fapping now.

>>9311347
WUT

>>9311340
Burn seat/den, and test. Explain it displays superiority of bear-fire. Get A!

>bears defeated
/bear porn dump

>>9311347
Nope.
>>9311344
GET STONED WHILE TAKING THE TEST

>>9311352
EXCELLENT PLAN. FIRE SOLVES EVERYTHING.

"... Partial credit."

YOU EARN THE GRADE: 'C'.

rolled 15 = 15

>>9311357
ROLLAN TO SEE HOW STONED I GET.

>>9311368
C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me!

>>9311372
YOU ARE NO MORE STONED THAN YOU ARE DRUNK. DANG.

Stats:
You are a large goron college student with 99 glowing runes etched into its hide.
You have the mind of an ork.
You are badly wounded.
You have a pen, a crowbar, and a backpack in which to kepe them.
You have earnt 3 brofists.
You have earnt a 'C' in being a bear, for your skills in creating bears, and defeating bears with bears. Unfortunately you do not have any skill in becoming a bear, only in the use of bears that already exist.

>>9311383
NOW we grab our SKS and go in the woods.

>>9311383
You have destroyed:
2 portion of walls
1 zombie horde
1 canyon-shaped section of rock
1 geyser
1 bear den
1 cafeteria
28 bears
200 bees

>>9311383
>Unfortunately you do not have any skill in becoming a bear, only in the use of bears that already exist.
We're okay with this.

>>9311383
1. Eat rocks.
2. Become bigger.
3. Become Warboss.
4. ????
5. WAAAAAUGH!!!

thread archived on suptg

>>9311381
If it weren't for the bears, you would have failed.

I WANT TO LIVE IN THE SEWERS WITH THE MUTANTS

Hopefully someone else can make a quest thread now, to keep all the "OMG A QUEST THREAD I MUST SAGE IT" fags occupied.

>>9311423
SO IS QUEST OVER???

>>9311423
Off to Metallurgy class now?

>>9311449
Well we've hit autosage so I guess it is.

>>9311441
Quest's closed due to bear aids.

>>9311458
Is that worse than dwarf aids?

Good thing, too, 'cause there are already 252 instances of the b-word in this thread. That is at least 250 too many.

>>9311527
Compare the height of a bear and a dwarf. It's that more dangerous.