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    345 KB In the Lair of the Immortal Beats King K-RYPT MASTAH B-1 04/30/10(Fri)13:42 No.9528649  
    I'M A STONE COLD KILLA
    THA MASTA THRILLA
    THA LOOT SPILLA

    YOU THINK YOUR FLAVA CAN COMPARE?
    SO DO YOU DARE?
    TO HEAR THE GLORY OF YOUR NAME
    MIXED WITH RICHES AND FAME?

    MY RHYMES ARE DIVINE
    AND YOUR LIFE'S ON THE LINE
    SO DON'T GO AND WHINE
    OR YOU SOUL WILL BE MINE
    LOCKED IN MY MIC FOR ALL TIME

    SO GO ON 'N' CHECK IT
    BEFORE YOU WRECK IT
    A LAST CHANCE
    YOU BETTER TAKE IT
    OR STEP UP STEP UP
    AND THEN YOU MAKE THE RACKET

    GO
    >> MC Divine Justice 04/30/10(Fri)14:00 No.9528899
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    Yo, play me in.

    So there's a new Lich in town? Yo, you know I'm on it, put down this undead sucka with some supernatural spit, I match wits, son, and don't you think that you can ever step to me, Detect Evil and I roll in to kick some evil ass truly, unruly, when I step into the mothafuckin room, Pelor bout to light it up and show ya to your doom, I step with the power of a fuckin monsoon, your bitches swoon soon as I tune up and step right up to the mic, to make it fair I'll sheath my sword and stick with Unarmed Strike, now you think you're epic level, I see you poppin champagne, but I'm sorry to inform you your ass is better suited for a low-level campaign, your rhymes is tame and your flow is a shame, I got smitin' on my brain so why don't you stop playin games? Justice, what.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)14:10 No.9529035
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    >> Ooze 04/30/10(Fri)14:12 No.9529066
    I'mma Ooze, I don't know how to loze.

    I must admit, I don't know how to quit.

    I blame my lack of schooling, but still I be ruling.

    ......

    Food plz?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)14:17 No.9529129
    >>9528649
    WHAT SHIT YOU BE TALKIN' 'BOUT BOY?
    I'VE SEEN GELATINOUS CUBES DROP HARDER RHYMES THAN YOU.

    ALRIGHT. YOU WANNA DROP SOME BEATS?
    CHECK IT.

    I WAS JUST A LITTLE BOY,
    GOT A THOUSAND DREAMS,
    GOT A THOUSAND BEAMS,
    OF SUNSHINE IN MY HEART.

    LAWFUL GOOD WAS MY MIDDLE NAME.
    PALADIN OR CLERIC WAS MY FUTURE FAME.
    HAILED GODS EVERYDAY,
    MY PARENTS WOULD SAY,
    THAT WORSHIPPING AND PIOUSNESS WAS MY GAME.

    BUT LOOK AT HERE,
    YOU SACK OF BONES,
    I GOT KNIVES,
    I GOT STYLE,
    I GOT FUCK GOOD CLOTHES.

    I GAVE UP GOD,
    FOUND THE TRUTH IN THE WORLD,
    ALL, BECAUSE, I FOUND MY LITTLE GIRL,
    AND SHE DIED,
    NO REASON OR RHYME,
    SHE DIED,
    WAY BEFORE HER TIME,
    SHE DIED,
    THERE WAS NO OTHER WAY,

    NEUTRAL CHAOTIC.
    I'M HERE TO STAY.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)14:21 No.9529173
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    >>9528899
    >now you think you're epic level, I see you poppin champagne, but I'm sorry to inform you your ass is better suited for a low-level campaign

    OOOHHHHH SHHHIIIIIITTT
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)14:22 No.9529180
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    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)14:24 No.9529226
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    >scroll down /tg/
    >see rap thread

    pic related
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)14:26 No.9529254
    This better not be copy-pastes from the archived rap thread.

    If it is, I'll be very sad.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)14:26 No.9529260
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    >> This Thread.
    >> Anonymous Prime 04/30/10(Fri)14:33 No.9529364
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    I got 99 problems but the lich aint one
    >> Sword n' Board 04/30/10(Fri)14:33 No.9529365
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    15 minutes for me to drive down to the department and deliver some final grades.

    When I get back it's on.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)14:37 No.9529413
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    Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)14:39 No.9529441
    >>9529254
    fuck that shit boy, but i didn't even know there was already an archived thread.

    c-c-check me out,
    white skull.
    You think you're better than me?
    I'm blacker than drizzt,
    Spin better shit than Lolth,
    you gotta watch your back or you gonna face my wrath.

    Seen a thousand guys try to drop their beats,
    there was even a bard with rhyming feats.
    Do you really think you're a stone cold killer?
    you can't even compare to the Gorgon's filler.

    God damn, boy, i've seen rhymes more divine,
    in this little black finger of mine.
    trust, i won't whine, and you won't shine,
    why the fuck, do i want your soul to be mine?

    I don't want your shitty mike,
    your phylactery,
    i've seen better loot,
    in a level 0 party.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)14:42 No.9529506
    >>9529365
    oh fuck shit is going to go down
    >> Waaaaaghmillionaire 04/30/10(Fri)14:49 No.9529592
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    BASS DRONIN
    BIKE SHINEY
    DAKKA SQUADRON
    MOST MIGHTY

    YOUZ CANT HAVE A RAP BATTLE WIFFOUT DA BOSS

    OI, CHECKS IT

    evrry day is 'Ard Boyz, a fight to da end
    when it comes to da rhymes, bein a lich is da trend
    but we is fight ghosties an banditz, devilz an fiendz
    even psycho robots from dem sparkly space mahreenz
    da orkz wuz made to fight an win
    our dakka gives pelor a toofy grin
    when you sling choppas an dakka like thugs 4 life
    da gods pay attention, an so does ur wife
    bonds of matrimony shatter like ur jaw
    when shes moanin "GO FASTER" an takes a power klaw
    DA BOYZ IZ BACK AN WE IS BACK FER GOOD
    TAKE UR 5 SYLLABUL RHYMES AN MAKE EM ORKY, OR BE FOOD
    >> Eyah !M62ELChaos 04/30/10(Fri)14:50 No.9529610
    >>9529592
    THIS
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)14:54 No.9529666
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    This is awesome. You should all feel proud.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)14:55 No.9529684
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    >> Anonymous Prime 04/30/10(Fri)14:56 No.9529692
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    Yo punk ass better listen
    When Im dissin'
    I'm da masta of dis sound
    Smoking Liches in one round
    I'm a fasta with dese hands than ol' Raistlin!

    I'm a spell for hire
    A casta most dire
    I'll be blowin yo brain
    With my skills so insane
    Throwin some sweet, sweet balls of fire

    Dont ya disrespect my age
    Cause I'm wise like a sage
    Dont be hating on my beard
    Cause things might go weird

    No I aint afraid
    Dont fear no undead raid
    Got nothin' to lose
    And I'll be chillin with booze
    Before this night is through
    I'll be smokin' YOU!

    You ain't no lich
    You just my bitch
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)14:56 No.9529693
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    >>9529506
    Do you know what I am saying?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)14:58 No.9529733
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    >>9529365
    OH FUCK, SWORD N' BOARD!
    THIS SHIT IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!
    >> Waaaaaghmillionaire 04/30/10(Fri)15:01 No.9529772
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    da bass is da home of evrry git on da floor
    emm cees an deejays know da bass iz da core
    when uz master da bass youz is on ur way
    to payin ur billz by rhymez and all comers, flay
    liches got flow, got all der reagents in a bowl
    but da bass aint in da old bones, its in da soul
    orkz was made from fungus but we iz got da heart
    we has all we needz to take ya apart
    youz got fancy mechanics in ur roll playan gaems
    but da bling-bling minis work best wif da dames
    so when ur squadron is dong city and ur wonderin why
    check ur sexual pref...pref...IZ WUT U LIKES A GUY?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:02 No.9529779
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    ohgodohgodohgod
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:03 No.9529787
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    >>You ain't no lich
    >>You just my bitch

    >>My face
    >> Eyah !M62ELChaos 04/30/10(Fri)15:03 No.9529793
    /r/ Chaos rap. I'm a dumb, and someone needs to rep Slaanesh or Papa Nurgle. Khorne would just be screaming SKULLS repeatedly, and Tzeench would probably just repeat "Just as planned, I'm the man."
    >> Alpharius 04/30/10(Fri)15:03 No.9529801
    >>9528899
    Detect Evil? Your INT must be Zero
    If you can't see that we're no Hero
    I'm carved from nightmare
    I'm a sight to scare
    So maybe
    you can see
    that there might be something evil in me

    My mic is a bone wand of raise dead (8)
    I'm powered by nothing but undying hate
    I have a fist carved of dragon bone
    So hold the phone
    Coz it's time that I own
    So you can be sewn
    Back together
    Forever
    and ever

    Pelor ain't got shit on me
    Spine stolen from a dead god
    I'm a shifting the immovable rod
    When K-rypt give the nod
    I'll send you to meet your maker
    Then we'll start to make ya
    Anew
    Soul trapped, coz we're crafty like Vimes
    Mind eaten, to power my rhymes
    Body raised, to help bring the end times
    >> Anonymous Prime 04/30/10(Fri)15:04 No.9529811
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    >>9529772

    Bravo.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 04/30/10(Fri)15:05 No.9529822
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    GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEE
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:06 No.9529831
    >>9529822
    Holy SHIT Doomrider rap?

    FUND THAT SHIT
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:11 No.9529907
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    Yo what up my mothafuckas I'm a fuckin' STORM MAGE
    Filled with a thousand volts o' lightnin' and unending death RAGE
    I hear you talkin' like it be cool to be bad
    Well it ain't cuz you see when you fuck with the earth the sky gonna bite back
    Gonna rip you in half strike you down take you out with these bolts from above
    Yo-- You hear that sound?
    It's me comin' down to put you back in the ground!

    You fuckin' with the wrong kind of magic you damn bony fool
    Cuz when you play with fire, you gonna get burnt
    Well you just been playin' with thunder', now reap the whirlwind.
    >> Waaaaaghmillionaire 04/30/10(Fri)15:12 No.9529913
    >>9529692

    dey told us da squats wuz just a legend
    but herez prroof not all bets arr worth hedgin
    here comez a dwarfy wavin a campfire
    got heats an beats but not fit ta be me squire
    cuz what da dwarves never figurred out in forevah
    wuz dat a great orky waaagh haz no equal, no more clevauh
    Skull Pass iz me home, won in a charge quite clutch
    cause when its d6s to roll, da millionaire got da touch
    so head out on ur ram, dis battle iz ur doom
    whoda thought a dwarfy beard would make such a good broom?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:13 No.9529939
    >>9529365
    Oh shit! Shit is goin' down!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:15 No.9529959
    Scrolling down /tg/ listening to Captain Dan, suddenly THIS THREAD FUCK YEAH
    >> Leman Russ 04/30/10(Fri)15:16 No.9529985
    A rap thread again?
    I'll try out my luck
    cause ya'll heretics know I'm last stop for the buck
    I'm hailin' from Fenris, my rhymes be ice cold
    so sit back and enjoy less you wanna be told
    cause to rap against me is sure death, like my world
    my words flowin' free like the Kraken unfurled
    its tentacles to grab ya, like they grabbed at me
    but you could be rapper, Kraken, I care not what you be
    cause you rhyme 'gainst the best, boy
    you're rhyming 'gainst me.
    >> MC Chainchin 04/30/10(Fri)15:16 No.9529989
    IM BRINGIN THIS SHIT DOWN
    ON TOP OF YA ZONE
    IM GONNA WRECK ALL YA FAGGOT SKULL-BONES
    IM GONNA GRIND YA BLOOD AND
    CRUSH YA FUCKIN FACE AND NOSE
    LIKE A CAVE-IN OF YA FUCKING RETARD FLESHJ
    FOR KHORNE

    YOURE IN FO A FUCKING BLEEDIN WALLOPIN
    THE WORLD HAS NEVAH SEEN BEFORE

    BOB-WAH!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:17 No.9530000
    >>9529907
    Now some people might be sayin'
    What's a bitch doin' in this game?
    No I ain't no bitch I ain't no lich I'm a propa fuckin' lady
    An' if you disagree you've earned a bolt up the ass

    Now MC DJ you're a pretty fly boy and you been on the scene way longer then me
    But some times you gotta step down
    Pallies ain't shit compared to the power of storm
    I don't even care if you got the blessin' of Torm

    The elements pick me for a very special task
    I gotta travel the earth with my hand on my gat
    got lightning in my hand and thunder in my mind ain't nobody stoppin' me from doin' this deed
    not no lich not no pally not no scrub orc MC

    Peace with the elements, yo.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:17 No.9530002
    This thread is awesome and you should feel awesome.
    >> Sword n' Board 04/30/10(Fri)15:18 No.9530015
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    Homey's comin' out swinging, he's capslock cruisin'
    combination lyrics that be straight-up abusing,
    K-Rypt Mastah throwin' down, its more than amusing,
    but against Divine Justice you don't just go accusing,
    and don't get complacent lest ya get caught snoozin',
    Justice ain't gonna be excusing yo' chaotic display,
    prayin' ain't gonna save you once you're his prey,
    cuz DJ rolls balls-deep in lawful good vajay-jay,
    and into this foray I do now make an injunction,
    oh my bad, almost forgot my introduction:

    Sword n' Board motherfucker, S to the B,
    veteran lyricist and traditional games emcee
    who ventured into hell and crossed swords with Phylactery.
    I'm the marquee of rhythm, I'm iller than Kim Jong
    and like Donkey Kong I'm throwin' down barrels and kegs,
    I'm sippin the finest wine; you slurpin' nothing but dregs,
    and it begs the question: how hard you wanna get beat?
    My flow's like water, but harder than concrete,
    so step up to the mic if you wanna compete,
    just be aware of yo' impending, inevitable defeat.
    >> Crusader-in-Training Narl Haxtes 04/30/10(Fri)15:18 No.9530021
    Oh shit, it's going down!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:19 No.9530038
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    I'M SO PROUD OF YOU /tg/
    >> MC Necromaster 04/30/10(Fri)15:21 No.9530066
    >>9529692
    Oh you is the master?
    Think you're a real caster
    I'm gonna mothafucking blast ya
    Coz the reaper is faster

    You think your fire is deadly
    I got myself a medley
    of epic spells that I'm steadily
    casting like cantrips
    lemme give you some tips
    From a real age
    Born in another age
    When the world was new
    And punks like you
    Weren't yet a gleam in my youthful eye
    You can try
    but you can't defy
    your end is nigh
    And it looks like me

    I might be white
    I'll give you a fright
    With my eternal night
    and my DJ Death Knight
    The only light
    You see
    Will be me
    At the end of the tunnel
    As your spirit I funnel
    into my box
    Made from skulls of warlocks
    You hear them knocks
    It's spirits deceased
    I keep them leashed
    to give me the beats
    to make me move mah feets
    Untill the end of days
    Which might seem far away
    But is coming today

    Your end is a little more near
    you'll lose more then your life
    Death might not cause you fear
    But you don't get no afterlife
    As your body kills who you hold dear
    Your soul to power my tunes
    Your mind to make fell runes

    You'll be a weight
    My new undead mate
    And you won't know better
    then to heed my command
    Right down to the letter
    Backing up my band
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:21 No.9530070
    >>9530015
    >I'm iller than Kim Jong

    oh my god, I've never made that connection before.
    >> Waaaaaghmillionaire 04/30/10(Fri)15:21 No.9530073
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    >>9529801

    oh boy, a beakie! dis oughtta be fun
    oh wait, wuts dat? spork maroons nevuh run?
    well u says dat now, but itz only turn one
    Snikrot an da kommandos are ready ta have fun
    da shockk attack gun is primed an ready
    an Grotsnik's 'hurty syringe is filled wif AIDS a plenty
    but u is used to dat, da AIDS an medic tents
    cuz battle brothers like ta bone, and all beakies are gents
    not even slaanesh iz as durty as an ork
    chaos got no chance against da might o Gork an Mork
    pour blood on ur altars, skin urself and march to da game
    ull need everything, too bad its gonna end the same
    like when da doom of mala...mala...SPOOKY BRAIN killed da Eldar
    yous got ur heads in ur arse, ur choppas below par
    so handovuh ur cocaine, all ur bikes and defilers
    ur dakka is alright, but y'all are dressed like Beguilers
    >> Bad Lady L 04/30/10(Fri)15:23 No.9530088
    >>9530015
    Oh shit look who's showin' his face
    Old MC Sword and Board the king of the street
    But you better watch out where you throwin' them rhymes
    You wearing metal motherfucker best not commit any crime
    Cuz that steel conducts better than Cantelli ever did
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:23 No.9530093
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    I fucking LOVE this thread.
    >> Anonymous Prime 04/30/10(Fri)15:25 No.9530117
    >>9529913

    Dis playa may be small,
    But he can slay you all.
    With one wave of da hand,
    I'll be burnin' da land.
    Aye, da burn masta is in da hall!

    Your skin be as green as yo Rhymes.
    You better get with the times.
    I be small like ol' David,
    Y'all may be tall like Goliath,
    But ya haven' t yet tasted,
    The hot balls that I've fired!

    Aye, ya better watch ya back,
    Cause I'm on da attack.
    So you better stop muckin,'
    Cause I'll be fuckin,'
    Ya up like Ima Wartrack.

    Y'all may be green,
    But This dwarf be real mean!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:26 No.9530129
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    To all contributers, see pic.
    >> Waaaaaghmillionaire 04/30/10(Fri)15:28 No.9530155
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    >>9530015

    Choppa and Wedge, me old friend is back!
    Now dis heres a humie who can bring an attack
    Reminds me of Yarrick, back on Armageddon
    Cept dis time I can catch youz, and beat you bed ridden
    Youz bring da choppy style, youz got da beat I can tell
    but da boyz dont give up, der fury u cant quell
    Wez seized da initiative, all our dice turn 6s
    Da charge is comin and we gonna turn u ta biscuits
    serve you wif gravy at da great mess hall
    wes remember da only humie who had da gall
    to dink he was so ill he could bring da sickness
    good luck, an pray ta Gork u dont end up dickless
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:28 No.9530160
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    >>9530066
    Flawless victory.
    >> Bad Lady L 04/30/10(Fri)15:28 No.9530168
    >>9530117
    Oh shiiiit we got one of the men of the earth
    Hard as stone 'bout as thick as it too
    You call them rhymes they're as cold as a rock
    You got no flow, not even like magma,
    You better open them vents and let that shit go
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:32 No.9530214
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    i cant rhyme for shit
    my rhythm's outta whack
    were I competing, i'd be open to counter-attack
    though cut me some slack
    im just here to show appreciation
    for the man sword and board come to jam at his rightful station.
    this dedication is more or less just me saying hi
    then likely goodbye
    as i let those much more fly
    take the mic back, for theyre the ones who know how to act
    when faced with the pressure under which im sure I would crack
    but facing the facts, i've already overstayed my welcome's grace
    and now i go back and let the proper deejay's take their place
    just one more thing before my half ass rhyme is through
    sword n' board: if I were a girl, I'd marry you
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:33 No.9530225
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    Every now and then I cower and I need to find empowerment
    Empowerment is paramount to how I can begin to mount
    A horse that I can implement
    to make a dent on hinderance
    Instead of drunk belligerence
    and the dissidence of miscreants
    Especially in this instance
    with the never ending persistence
    to use the spells each as ordinance
    as if they were blunt instruments
    to beat a hole in the defense
    of this Big Bad and take vengeance
    which serves to just build resistance
    in spite of all my good intents.

    Well good gods damn and other such phrases
    I haven't heard a beat like this in Ages
    To miss such a beat would have been outrageous
    But when you DM skips a beat its ruthless and aimless

    She caught my attention with her bad threats
    Then she reeled me in expecting nothing more than missed checks and quick wrecks
    But that weren't the case with this evil mistress
    She's attracted my interests
    So I wanted to impress'.
    Upon her all the positive things
    That come from worshiping a just and loving King
    But that's something that's easier in theory than in practice
    Since role play lines are tactics
    To get prey and make progress
    And this actress
    Is practiced
    In shunning such theatrics
    When put upon daily by tactless hat tricks
    >> Waaaaaghmillionaire 04/30/10(Fri)15:36 No.9530270
    >>9530117

    hot balls wut u get fer sleepin wif Nurse Verity
    didnt da emprah teach u da meanin of heresy?
    he aint da boss but even wes orkz can tell
    when u bones a hyena, it leaves more dan a smell
    if deres one thing dat humies an orks can agree
    is dat furry loving heretics all get burned fo free
    u try ta bring da sickness but all u shootin are blanks
    ur fireballs are cold, bouncin off da hulls ov me tanks
    dis fight is ovuh, I got a shoota to ur chest
    I guess no one evuh told ya, GREEN IZ BEST
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:37 No.9530283
    >>9528649
    This is only like, the best thread ever
    >> MC Necromaster 04/30/10(Fri)15:37 No.9530285
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    >>9529907
    You ever heard of a weight called Razor
    Once was just like you, a walking Taser
    Didn't let me and my posse phase her
    Now she brings the rain and the pain
    All for my gain
    And it might seem shocking
    But it's her crypt I'm rocking
    All of the day
    When we're away
    And the living a walking
    Dreaming and talking
    We're having or fun
    But I could use a +1
    She wants a 3some
    with a bit more spark
    So come into the dark
    Or walk towards the light
    Coz tomorrow night
    You'll be riding one steed
    more tricky then Creed
    And you're looking right at him

    >>9530015
    Your rhymes are looser then your asshole
    We know how your type likes to roll
    Lawful Good?
    Like you could
    Do what I can do
    Let me show you

    Hold the phone
    For my beats on bone
    My rhymes are flowing
    Like the souls I'm owing
    But harder then death
    You must be on meth
    to think you can step with me
    THe finest MC
    That you'll ever see

    Career, spanning 3 ages
    I've rhymed with the sages
    Smoked blunts with the original mages
    Wrapped in ancient pages
    Of lore worth more
    then you people will ever hope to see.

    You think your skills with blade is something amazing
    Let me show you my power, with the dead I'm raising
    I'm beyond epic, I'm a pantheon in one
    Throw down with gods, you're out of your league son
    Cantrip a fireball to put shame to the sun
    Check the beats, Clear my seats, Motherfucker, I'm done.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:39 No.9530296
    >>9530225

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> O'Rappah 04/30/10(Fri)15:39 No.9530300
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    Check it.

    So it's my first time,
    Place is looking fine,
    Let's get a ryhme
    scheme goin down,
    Stop acting the clown,
    'coz shitz going down,
    turn that frown
    upside down,
    Let's go fight for the crown.

    So we're a pretty small race,
    Not big on the bass,
    but we've got some ace
    Tanks around the place,
    Won't get to first base,
    But jump into space,

    And you'll see what I mean,
    Our suit are pretty keen,
    Pulse guns are pretty mean,
    Got a nice clean sheen
    To 'em, you can see
    your face in 'em, kill spree
    with 'em, you prob'ly won't see
    'em until your head goes
    BOOOOOOM

    Come join the Greater Good,
    It's a pretty nice hood,
    If you knew you'd
    join straight away,
    come join today,
    and that's all I have to say.

    Peace, out.
    >> Chaplain DJ Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:39 No.9530303
    Those scum and fools,
    Heretics and Tools,
    A veritable Legion of Doom
    All with negative IQ,

    They all think they be blastin, mix-masterin'
    doin' worship with their sound craftin'
    and their dark gods laughin'

    But there's no better
    than the holy emperer,
    his grace divine,
    make our rhymes flow
    and on time

    Even nurgle be qualin',
    his bitch Isha be pailin'
    from khorne, he wails
    about the day he failed,

    and even slaanesh had to get on the telephone
    to tell the eldar that he wanted to come home

    even tzentch with his beat,
    infinite, sick and unique,
    gave up when he saw our flawless technique

    so with the smack down that
    you are about to receive
    there's no doubt that when I'm done
    you will fervently believe

    so get on your knees
    and pray for forgiveness
    for the righteous wrath
    that will no doubt deliver us
    >> Alpharius 04/30/10(Fri)15:40 No.9530323
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    >>9530285
    awwwwwww snap
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:41 No.9530327
    There came a song of wonder
    It rang like a bitter fight
    Like steel biting into wood
    Like explosions in the night

    Quietly the fiddler listened
    from his darkened cellar hall
    And knew this would be remembered
    Not by one, but all
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:41 No.9530332
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    Hey hey hey, it's OG Loc, homie,and I'm gonna kick it a little something like this... Hey yo', when I came through up in the place, You don't want me to call with a gun in your face...

    Yeah, yeah, yeah... This is me, OG Loc, in the house, baby... And I'm gonna... drop it down for all my real gangsta niggaz... All of my gangsta bitches...


    I'm the man in the place, Punch you in the face, A gun in my waist... It's Loc, baby! Yo' it's Loc Loc - it's Loc Loc...
    >> Anonymous Prime 04/30/10(Fri)15:42 No.9530336
    >>9530066

    Oh it's on you sack of bones,
    Ill be droppin' rhymes like stones,
    Like ma spells on yo smelly drones,
    So you listen to these impeccable tones.

    As the smoke will clear,
    You'll be cowering in fear,
    Like you never even done in life.
    This is the great revive,
    Of the legend, the lord,
    A commandin' magic word,
    Breaking through the icy mists,
    As yo body snaps and twists.

    This is a return to the livin'
    It's a given,
    That we be more lively,
    So this rivalry,
    Is already over and done,
    No one standin' but this one,
    The one true champion!
    >> Bad Lady L 04/30/10(Fri)15:42 No.9530343
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    >>9530225
    Well ain't that a lovely story 'bout your generic hero shit
    Inspirin' if not nothing with you overcomin' all adversity
    Makin' alignmental conversions from evil to good
    Well I got news for you bro alignment means shit in this hood
    'less you evil then you're smite'd elsewise ain't gonna mean shit
    Less you got the Book of Vile Darkness or the Book of 'Xalted Deeds
    But I tell you we up here got deeds like in Exalted
    Cuz there no talkin' walkin' shockin' that's gonna convert a lich
    You gotta blast him with lightnin' smite evil charge and cleave make him yo bitch
    >>9530214
    Yo don't feel bad you playin' yo role
    Givin props as right to the people who pro
    Rhymes a talent and a cross class skill
    So don't feel bad you need a level take a point put it in
    Then with practice maybe even you can be as good as me

    ...

    Zap, mothafucka.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!TZikiEEr0tg 04/30/10(Fri)15:42 No.9530345
    >>9530332

    Oh hey, Jeffrey!
    >> N.P.C. 04/30/10(Fri)15:42 No.9530348
    You had best be min-maxing when I step into the game, cause I ain't pullin punches; no retreat from the shame.

    YO, I'M AN EPIC LEVEL COMMONER AND I JUST BLEW THROUGH YOUR DOOR
    THAT AGELESS ASS IS MINE, IMMA GRIND THOSE LOVELY BONES INTO THE FLOOR
    I'VE GOT SIXTEEN ACRES OF FARMLAND BURNING BACK AT MY HOME
    YOU RUINED MY INVESTMENTS, SO SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR DOME
    YOU'VE MADE A POOR CHOICE OF ENEMIES IF I DO SAY MYSELF
    CAUSE I GOT A TORCH AND A PITCHFORK AND A COPY OF SUN TZU ON MY SHELF
    I DON'T REQUIRE DIVINITY TO ASSESS THAT YOU'RE IMPURE
    I AM DECIDED AND RESOLVED, REST ASSURED; MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS IS THE ONLY CURE
    THE UNDEAD ARE SO CONFIDENT WHEN SNUGGLED UP IN THEIR KEEP
    BUT I JUST BUSTED OUT THE DECK OF MANY THINGS; READ EM' AND WEEP
    I MAY NOT BE A LEGEND, NO I'M JUST NPC
    SO STOP CRYING WHEN YOU LOSE: NO SERIOUSLY, WIPE THOSE TEARS OFF YOUR CHARCTER SHEET
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:45 No.9530384
    >>9530225


    dan le sac? is that you?
    >> Sword n' Board 04/30/10(Fri)15:46 No.9530402
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    >>9530088

    My links don't conduct, you'd be incorrect to gauge,
    My armor's a personal faraday cage,
    As I channel my rage, I'm electrically grounded,
    so yo' theory's unfounded,

    >>9530155

    And can't say I'm astounded, look who just rebounded!
    The greenskin, back for more after last time pounded,
    struck dumbfounded, don't bother instigating,
    cuz I'll have you reduced to sword-fellating.
    And when the boyz ride out in their buckets of bolts,
    Every swing of my sword produces ten-thousand volts,
    best give a halt command, if you even know how,
    cuz throw your orky ranks I'm about to plow,
    but if you try to beat me in melee, you'd best dream on,
    cuz yo' six-sided dice don't give me nothin' to feed on,
    bitches don't know I'm throwin' dodecahedrons.
    >> Leman Russ 04/30/10(Fri)15:46 No.9530405
    >>9530225
    *golfclap*
    >> Alpharius 04/30/10(Fri)15:48 No.9530439
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    >>9530402
    >dodecahedrons
    >> Bad Lady L 04/30/10(Fri)15:49 No.9530452
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    >>9530285
    Man you talkin' to me? You a warlock you a lich what the fuck you know
    I don't need no rotten-ass bitch tryin to make me his ho
    You wan' make me yo steed you gotta catch me first
    An' no way I ever gonna date a man with a hearse

    Check it, I'm from the City of Wind
    High in the sky, Plane of Air, place with no shortage o' sin
    My daddy a god of thunder and my ma a djinn
    I flighty like the air and more shockin' than a Grasp
    You think you can catch me? Yo lightnin' rod is rotten, can't touch this storm.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:51 No.9530477
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    >bitches don't know I'm throwin' dodecahedrons.
    >dodecahedrons
    >> Waaaaaghmillionaire 04/30/10(Fri)15:51 No.9530486
    I see da emmcees is out in force
    dey dont know is da orkz fuck ur throat hoarse
    wes loot shinies, trinketz, ur food an ur torch
    u git leff behind like kiddies in a divorce
    gubbins and spinny bitz decked on me Porsche
    plus fifty big shootas, twin linked of course
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:52 No.9530501
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    >>9530348

    fuck yes
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:54 No.9530524
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    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:56 No.9530559
    I'm fapping harder to this thread than I have to any porn on the internet.

    God dammit, I love you /tg/. I love you so much.
    >> Da Blood Calls 04/30/10(Fri)15:57 No.9530567
    Hole up....what the fuck is this I'm seein
    A bag a bones, a pally and an ork tribe emceein
    well, lemme interject
    gotta get respect
    Khorne representin blood slingin skulls from spines seperatin
    Buildin my throne got brainpans interlacin
    I'll take ya bet but betta yet I'll ignore the vig
    But if ya misstep best believe imma split ya wig
    Ice in my veins. blood in my eyes
    Hate on my mind, ya skull is my prize
    Fuck divine vengeance this shit is chaotic
    not even phylactery's stop me i'm fuckin psychotic
    But ya might be too dry for my tastes lemme check my appetite
    Marrow works too looks like it's lich on the menu tonight
    with a side of sun roasted zealot
    fungus, naw forget it, I need blood to function
    beside's ya linguistics leave much to be desired, shoulda practiced conjunction junction
    Now I'm done servin it, get the fuck back in ya holes
    While i'm sittin satisfied on my throne of ya bones
    >> Anonymous Prime 04/30/10(Fri)15:57 No.9530569
    >>9530348

    Daaaamn, npcs in da house y'all.

    Y'all farmers better stick to yo hoes,
    Cause in here you just be steppin' on toes.
    Leave the fights to the men,
    And the deaths to the bitches.
    That's right, you take ten.
    And we take the riches.
    It's an equation, clear as the day-a
    It's even in your name; you're just a non-playa.
    >> Waaaaaghmillionaire 04/30/10(Fri)15:58 No.9530579
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    >>9530402

    A d12 is right scary, u bet
    but ders somefin mr. humie, u forget
    u aint fightan a boy just dual wieldin gats
    but 10,000 boyz, each on da charge, 2 attacks
    an if ur faraday faggot armor can repel
    de mighty swings of da boyz, rage filled, muscles swell
    next up ta bat is da nobs, armed with pointy power klaws
    dey gonna ignore ur armor and give ur sword arm pause
    one against many is a battle unwinnable
    ur head on a stick iz gonna be me new symbol
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)15:59 No.9530607
    >>9530579
    Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

    I love this thread.
    >> O'Rappah 04/30/10(Fri)16:01 No.9530631
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    >>9530486

    Oh look, it's an Ork,
    All mouth, all talk,
    But can it walk the walk,
    Or will it balk
    At our unified strength,
    We'll keep him at arm's length,
    Wait till his mates tire,
    Then watch them expire,
    under a hail of pulse fire,
    I ain't no liar,
    Ain't had time to accuire,
    Got no time to retire.

    The Ork shouts and screams,
    But in his dreams,
    His brittle little schemes,
    Break up under extremes,
    The Vespid screams,
    Turn his mind inside out,
    He ain't got the clout,
    the pout,
    His head's full of doubt,
    Coz he;s in the middle of a drought
    of firepower,
    can't aim for shit,
    never score a hit,
    whilst our Pathfinders,
    send reminders,
    to him -say sit
    boy, you ain't got a clue,
    and soone the Tau Empire will be rid of you.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)16:03 No.9530662
    This thread makes me so happy.
    >> Sword n' Board 04/30/10(Fri)16:04 No.9530678
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    >>9530285

    AWW SHIT

    You throwin' down verse, trying to pin me an alignment,
    but I don't restrict myself to that sort of confinement,
    it's an assignment too tedious for the thickest of fools,
    My roleplay is based on rule of cool.

    They call you necromaster, cuz you like them easy
    but the types of chicks you go for would make most queasy.
    Even I'm uneasy, to think of fuckin' the dead,
    that kind of shit makes me want to put the axe to your head.
    Necromaster's the cancer that's killing this thread,
    so instead fight a foe closer to your own merit...

    >>9530348

    ...and you'll still lose because all you do is parrot,
    while EPIC LEVEL COMMONERS FARM EPIC LEVEL CARROTS
    >> N.P.C. 04/30/10(Fri)16:06 No.9530700
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    >>9528649
    Now all you boys and girls on the mike put the game on the run
    But since the first goddamn post, not a peep out of B-1
    It's ironic and endearing that this lich wants to step
    But in the chaos and confusion, the fucker already left
    Now y'all keep your guts and glory, I'm sure SnB has it covered
    And you can take your "Just as planned" Lady L's got it brothers
    The ork can vacate to a desert island, so he can surf while he WAAAGH's
    Maybe he can find a better hobby, like making friends with mike, lu, and og
    I'll make my point clear if you haven't got it yet
    OP packed up and left, he don't give a shit
    I just find it funny how you all F5 maternally, like a gray render
    But uh, pic related; it's my face when OP comes back as a kender
    >> Bad Lady L 04/30/10(Fri)16:08 No.9530731
    >>9530700
    Straight. Fuckin' busta-ass lich don't even got the balls to stay in his own thread.

    Lady L out. Stay cool and watch for thunder cuz I might be comin' back.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)16:09 No.9530748
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    >>9530678
    >> MC Necromaster 04/30/10(Fri)16:10 No.9530760
    >>9530160
    Cheers

    >>9530336
    You think I'm made of bones still
    Bitch I'm not even corporeal
    Your spells I'm dispelling
    Like your tones ain't selling

    Coz you can't compete
    With my kind of heat
    You think you know hot
    You aint seen half of what I got

    I'm the meaning of fear
    Your time's drawing near
    But death ain't got shit on me
    I don't stay dead see
    Like a certain lord from Teajy
    I'm the eternal MC

    You call that magic
    Your rhymes are just tragic
    I'm beyond any of you
    I'm unborn anew
    If you want to get smacked down
    Behind the runt is the queue

    You call that Ice
    I guess it'll suffice
    But I'm the master of cool
    As continue my rule
    I'll make you my tool

    You'll only return to life
    So I can get out my knife
    And give you some strife
    Torture eternal
    Find your flame Internal
    Twist it something infernal
    And use it as a lighter
    Coz your magic's on par with a fighter
    From the days of 3rd ed.
    You heard what I said
    Just rest down your head
    This grave is your bed
    Your thoughts turn to lead
    So quickly you bled
    Then you were dead
    Your soul I am fed
    Your mind I have read

    You're nothing to me
    You can't step to this
    It's not rivalry
    Your flow be weak like piss
    We'll both be a standing at the end you see
    Coz I'll be your liege, you'll pay me fealty
    It's the best part of necromantic lore
    Is that you'll just be another bitch begging me evermore
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)16:10 No.9530770
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    >>9530678
    >while EPIC LEVEL COMMONERS FARM EPIC LEVEL CARROTS
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)16:10 No.9530773
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    Red you the hottest
    Love the way you walk it
    Brain so good an' so full a' knowedge
    Minds can't deposit contents while on the topic
    Cause everybody knows I ain't lying- if you got it
    And you ain't never ever gotta go to the markets
    Long as I got bags of holding in my pockets
    5 6 ride with shoes and a saddle kit
    You ain't gotta downgrade you can get what I get
    My Hood can have what she want
    You go in any store steal any loot you want
    I notice you ain't ever had a Wolf like that
    To loot you anything your heart desires like that
    I want your body
    Need your body
    As long as you got me you don't need nobody
    You want it I got it
    Go get I'll loot it
    Tell them other broke humans be quiet
    >> Da Blood Calls 04/30/10(Fri)16:12 No.9530798
    >>9530773
    That wolf took a big ass bite offa that song too.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)16:14 No.9530842
    Please say this has been archived...
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)16:15 No.9530853
    >>9530804
    >And while I'm rapping to the bass, Slaanesh wants to stick his dick in my ass.

    >bass
    >ass
    >rapping to a fish
    >> Waaaaaghmillionaire 04/30/10(Fri)16:15 No.9530863
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    NPCS an PCs come scamperin out like a grot
    cept feces and weak knees is all dat any of em brought
    all dis arguing some call it high culture
    but da orks is unified, swoopin like a desert vulture
    pick ur bonez clean of all da bitz and pieces
    gobble you up like a cutie swimmin in Reeses
    da tau dink der clever, usin der dakka at range
    too bad der fappin arm is da only part wif any aim
    an when you meet a tau in person, deys all quiet and wif spouses
    cuz da greater fail took der fightan spirit, swapped it wif barbie dollz an houses
    so point ur devilyfish to da skies and tell Aun'el ur goin home
    cause da Kor'Vattra got no dakka an da fire warriors load just got blown
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)16:16 No.9530873
    Whoever was the OP had some shit lyrics.
    >> BALLAD OF THE CADIAN GATE (redux) C-Gate 04/30/10(Fri)16:17 No.9530878
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    >>9530853

    Life is pretty harsh in the 40k year,
    Lot of shit out there a nigga has to fear,
    I just try to keep my head down,
    While shit gets thrown around,
    But it's tough to escape,
    All of the flowin' hate.

    Khorne wants to flood,
    the planet with our blood,

    Tzeentch got his dreams,
    turn them into schemes,

    Nurgle a fat bitch,
    Gimmie a bad case of dick itch,

    And while I'm rapping with class,
    Slaanesh wants to stick his dick in my ass.

    Life's shit out here at the Cadian Gate,
    From the warp come lotta flowin' hate,
    Me an' my homies got the numbers with guns,
    And Commissars got our back - to make sure we don't run,

    But no matter how hard they try, we'll never fade:
    Abbaddon's had a failed 13th Crusade
    >> N.P.C. 04/30/10(Fri)16:17 No.9530885
    >>9530678
    When a guy like you insults me, it hurts a little on the inside
    But because it's you I'll let it go; I would not have the last of /tg/'s honor die with it's pride
    Maybe it's just my disposition, perhaps rappin's bad for my health, my singing might be bad enough to attract an angry swarm of dragon whelps
    I loath to sound like shitty anime cliches; but honestly, haters always gonna hate, it just can't be helped
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)16:17 No.9530894
    I love these threads.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)16:18 No.9530907
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    Now I'm going to fuck you all up
    and leave you to rod of wonder
    All you can do is blunder
    Or fail.
    I roll 20's and my crits are off the scale.
    2x, 3x, fuck no. I have a scythe multipler
    But i'm no fucking liar.
    When you see me fight you know I be dire.
    My bite attack makes you a snack
    You're just some loser that picked up a duck in a dungeon, cuz you heard it go quack.
    >> Anonymous Prime 04/30/10(Fri)16:18 No.9530917
    >>9530168

    You think you may be bad,
    But Im older than yo dad,
    Still as lively as a lad,
    I be shakin' up this thread,
    Like I do with the wenches in mah bed.

    You best not mess with me,
    Cause I can clearly see,
    That you're no lady,
    That's right, A lass is all I see,
    No, no class is left in thee.
    So don't you disrespect da P.
    >> Sword n' Board 04/30/10(Fri)16:19 No.9530919
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    >>9530579

    If you call that fair, you should at least understand
    It takes ten thousand of you to equal this one man,
    and should your grand offensive turn up shorthanded,
    they're coming back empty handed-
    -fuck that, disemboweled too, and de-brained,
    not one less to face me, and you'll be feeling the pain.
    And I'll salt the earth motherfucker, I'll wage total war,
    annihilate you down to the very last spore,
    and when my work is done, I'll wipe the blood from my sword,
    keep the WAAAAAGH coming, I'm always hungry for more.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)16:19 No.9530933
    iamanirongolem
    andiseemtohaveaproblem
    ihavetokillfastandgiantfiststooslow
    icantsingorspeakorcryitruinsmyshow
    mybreathismadeofacidandmyassismadeofsteel
    youcanhitmewithagalleybutthisbrothawontfeel
    rippinlegsfromasseswithoutneedtorest
    orpausetothinkorlookaroundcauseiamthebest
    ohshitapittrap
    whatnow
    maybesomeonewillfallin
    guesnot
    wishicouldfly
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)16:22 No.9530975
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    BLOOD AND SKULLS
    STEEL AND BONE
    KHORNE IN DA HOUSE
    SITTIN ON A BITCHIN THRONE
    BERSERKERS, BLOODTHIRSTERS- MAIM KILL BURN!
    I'LL MAKE FAILBADDON TO CADIA RETURN
    I SLAUGHTER WHOLE SECTORS
    I MAKE THE BLOOD RAIN
    I DRIVE ALL YA FUCKIN' NAVIGATORS INSANE

    WITH THE BOLT AND THE CHAIN
    MY HORDES FORWARD PUSH
    AND I PULL ALL THE STRINGS LIKE GEORGE W. BUSH

    I'LL SEND KHARN TO YOUR PLANET
    HE'S A FUCKING GREAT GUY
    WHO WILL RIP AND TEAR YOUR ARMIES
    KISS YOUR LIFE GOOD BYE

    I'M IN CONTROL OF GALACTIC SLAUGHTER AND RAGE
    INTRODUCING YOU TO THE NEW GRIMDARK AGE
    WITH MY GAUNTLET OF IRON
    AND HUGE DAEMONIC SWORD
    I WILL CRUSH THE EMPIRE
    AND BECOME YOUR OVERLORD!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)16:24 No.9531016
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    >>9530933
    omg I love it.
    >> Waaaaaghmillionaire 04/30/10(Fri)16:27 No.9531076
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    >>9530919

    da orks go ta war wif more than da boyz
    boyz are quite right, but I winz wif me toyz
    me battlewagons pimped out, subwoofers an wreckin balls
    drive by a mountain, make a landslide, name it Paladin Falls
    stick da grots in killa kans march em to the front line
    zookas and skorchas firin, der ballistic skill iz just fine
    deff dreads wif street threads gonna tear u up, no question
    you gonna need warforged parts to even hope for an erection
    >> MC Necromaster 04/30/10(Fri)16:28 No.9531085
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    >>9530678
    I've been unaligned like A Lich you all knew
    Hell, I learned my first spell-rhymes from DJ Drew
    But if you keep breaking the order of nature
    And keep ending worlds, the gods will just hate ya
    But haters gonna hate
    So me and my mate
    We'll chill and be late
    And give the finger to fate

    My bitches are fine, I won't have them rotting
    Lamian girls I won't be boycotting
    Just because they're a little my side of the grave
    My just hoes be coming with their own FNP save.
    Which is real good so they can take my manhood
    They might be screaming again, but it's from pleasure not pain

    You're resting on laurels
    Throwing chat 'bout my morals
    Sounding awful LG to this Master
    I'm the greatest rhyme caster

    If you want to keep stepping with me
    You'll end up like Foreman after Muhammad Ali
    You'll be lying flat out, as they count back from three
    But you won't be there infinitely
    Coz I got places commands for you to heed, posthumously
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)16:28 No.9531086
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    >>9530804
    Delicious.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)16:28 No.9531087
    >>9530933
    lol
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)16:29 No.9531105
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    I dont even like rap and I love this thread
    >> MC Necron 04/30/10(Fri)16:30 No.9531111
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    >> Waaaaaghmillionaire 04/30/10(Fri)16:34 No.9531174
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    >>9530975

    HEY! U LOT NOT PAYIN ATTENTION!

    I sent da last chaos loser back wif his bags packin
    Cuz his flow was right poor, face uglier than Straken
    but I guess Abaddon never got along wif no Kharns
    I 'sppose dats wat happens when u got no arms
    Chaos fights itself erry day, all da times
    makes ur crusades look muckkin, let alone ur sloppy rhymes
    huge guts we got, yous just wastin ur time
    to think u can krump an ork, tell ur gods goodbye
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)16:35 No.9531193
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    y'all don't know about my tight skills
    fuck plate mail, I got hardcore quills.
    when the wiz' fucked my biz' thought I might have to quit
    but I hack, and I slash, hedgehog quest is legit.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)16:35 No.9531205
    >>9531111

    I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)16:37 No.9531228
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    >>9530975
    Check it.

    HERESY IS ALL I HEAR FROM YOU PUTRID LIPS

    SMELLS WORSE THAN WHAT'S BETWEEN SLAANESH'S HIPS

    YOU'RE A DICKLESS WONDER

    "BLOOD AND THUNDER"

    IS JUST A DISTRACTION

    FROM YOUR NUMBA ONE BLUNDA:

    YOUR LYRICS ARE WEAK,

    WEAKER THAN A BITCH TAU

    TIME TO FOR YOU TO BOW

    TO THE EMPEROR'S THRONE

    AIN'T MADE OF NO PUSSY ASS BONES

    FOR THE GLORY OF IMPERIUM

    I'LL SEND YOU TO THE CREMATORIUM

    THIS PLANET GOT YOU ON IT?

    TIME TO NUKE FROM ORBIT
    >> G. D. !!Y8HG2fUusNY 04/30/10(Fri)16:38 No.9531248
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    >>9530933
    >>9530975
    There is no image macro to express how fucking awesome that was.
    >> Anonymous Prime 04/30/10(Fri)16:39 No.9531264
    >>9530760

    If you think you're right cause your rhymes are long,
    Then let me enlighten you, you're DEAD wrong.
    Sorry Holmes, pun intended, it's part of this flow.
    If you've got trouble keeping up, it's cause you're too slow.
    Oh,
    That might be the spell I just cast on yo ass,
    Don't give me that shit about necromantic gass.
    Cause Im better than that,
    No,
    Even better than that.

    I've been battlin' old corpses before you were born,
    I've been rattlin' old bones before you were dead.
    You best not confuse me for some greenhorn,
    Rod Of Seven Parts coming in for yo head!
    Now how about you be a sport, sport?
    Just direct me to your hoard,
    So I can leave this nasty place via teleport,
    And live the rich life before I get bored.

    That's a rich life, not a lich life.
    Oh before I forget; I also boned your bony wife.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)16:45 No.9531352
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    Fuck yeah I'm short but I'm a tour de force
    Swordsdorf no remorse, so change ya' course!

    Those raps are more muddled than my source code
    Flowed uglier than a messy divorce load

    Yourself a better emulator your own flow's a traitor
    Like it was run twice through the babelfish translator

    See ya later! Imma dig deep, put your pet cat to sleep
    And eat his meat with a tasty side of cave wheat

    Take a seat or retreat before I delete your ass
    You'll have to cheat 'cus acid rain is the forecast

    Snap, wait, no time to react
    I've just implemented a blunt impact cracked

    Your spine with a rhyme and a hammer in fact
    It sublime the odds are stacked, get your bags packed

    Retract your whack rap crap and go back to class
    Before I reenact some Boatmurdered on your ass
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)16:46 No.9531378
    >>9531228
    YOUR CULT IS FALSE!
    YOUR GENESEED IS WEAK
    I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE BALLS
    AND CRUSH YOUR FUNNY BEAK

    YOUR WORLDS WILL FALL, ONE BY ONE
    BY THE END OF MILLENIUM IMPERIUM WILL BE GONE

    HIVE OR FORGE WORLDS
    I DO NOT FUCKING CARE
    I WILL DROWN 'EM IN BLOOD
    AND FUCK OLD EMPS WITH BOLTER!

    RUN FOR THE HILLS
    YOU ANGELS OF SHIT
    FOR BLOOD GOD IS A' COMIN
    SPACE GENOCIDE I WILL COMMIT
    >> Sword n' Board 04/30/10(Fri)16:49 No.9531436
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    >>9531085

    Necromaster's progressed so far rotten,
    the living skin of a woman he's all but forgotten,
    and his lamian wenches should be out picking cotton,
    and you're misbegotten, I won't be your undead slave,
    you don't even got what it takes to put me into a grave,
    cast your spells, throw 'em all, watch me make my save,
    while I swagger up right to 'ya and bust your face concave.
    Your logic's depraved, you are not my equal,
    You frontin' like you're DJ Phylactery: the sequel.
    Necromaster is cannon fodder, and when the realization dawns,
    I'll wipe the board clean of all your pawns;
    you're too far foregone, can't compete with my brawn...

    >>9531076

    ...and now here comes the ork with his weapons drawn.
    You're talkin' big, little ork, but you're expressing a dichotomy,
    there's just one of you and it'll take an army to stop me.
    Who are you to talk, do you speak for the nation?
    Or are ya' just one ork venting frustration?
    But this is just oration, my questions are rhetorical,
    I know that your WAAAGH ain't nothin' but metaphorical.
    >> Sword n' Board 04/30/10(Fri)16:51 No.9531471
    >>9531111

    Fuck. I got nothing.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)16:52 No.9531484
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    >>9531436

    >My face when I read that.
    >> MC Necromaster 04/30/10(Fri)16:53 No.9531509
    >>9531111
    Robo-skelly throw down a beat

    >>9530452
    I ain't rotting
    My blood's not even clotting
    I'm beyond just undead
    Don't need to be fed
    But I can eat a meal
    From a nice piece of veal
    To a soul won in a deal

    You think you know freedom flying in the air
    Try flying in the next lives, without a care
    Visit paradise, then come back from there
    Coz not even heaven has shit on my lair

    Forget lightning rods, If I want to catch you
    I'll break the earth, rend in clean in two
    Move the air, wind and the sky, down into the gap
    Close the world, with a finger snap
    It's a breeze if you know the tricks
    Just have to know how the world ticks
    I'd do it for a kick
    But I'm busy holding the mic
    So you run if you like
    But when I drop the mike
    I can have you any time I please
    You'll be down on your knees
    But I'm fine with my hoes
    Coz as everyone knows
    Persiphone is as good as it goes

    MC Necromaster running this joint.
    Keep it incorp-real
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)16:54 No.9531514
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    >>9531368

    dey humies is smart, dey use intelligents and reason
    but all I can tells is dat its fighter huntin season
    he makes me roight laugh, wonderin who is so special
    asking if a warboss speaks for da warhost, wut are u, heretical?

    ur right ta say dat we aint equal
    da difference is u aint gettin no prequel
    ur story's time is endin, ur contract is up
    not even Drizzt can beat us, or entertain wif his fluff
    so go back to wizzos and beg R.A. Salvatore
    you frontin like a badass but yous just me quarry
    >> Bad Lady L 04/30/10(Fri)16:54 No.9531524
    Watch out, kiddies. Storm's movin' back in.

    >>9531368
    Alright MC S-an-B still layin' down the pain
    Guess I was wrong when I thought you were plain
    Now when it comes to magic I'm the best there ever was and ever will be
    But I can't use a fuckin' magic sword even if I got it for free
    Now S&B I hear your fightin' prowess at least matches your lyrics
    Team with me, find a cleric, make a brand new posse
    Ain't no hatin' from me no more no way
    But Necromaster now we all agree is pretty fuckin' gay

    So let's stick around put him down back in his place
    Put his corpse back in its grave
    Take the phylactery down to fuckin' Blood Mountain
    Smash it up, burn it down, then all the record sales we'll be countin'.
    >> MC Necron 04/30/10(Fri)17:01 No.9531621
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    ... ...

    *CONNECTION LOST: PHASE OUT CONFIRMED*
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:03 No.9531650
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    Drow in this house, bitch. 2010! Remix! Let's Go!

    Yo, they hating one me because I got this sick beat
    My flow is so tight it's putting matrons in heat
    And ain't got time for all those surface haters
    Why should I worry about those pale masterbaters

    You won't see me comin', I'm a master of stealth
    How else did you think I got all this wealth
    And I'll give props where props are due
    Stop grinning, motherfucker. I ain't talking about you

    You see, my house is on fire. My house is for real
    Killing you punks is a rerun, like Ally Mcbeal
    And my kin are dead serious about this shit too
    As soon as the spell goes off, it'll be too late for you

    Haha!!

    I keep my bitches in line with my cool cool swagger
    Don't fuck with me, or I'll show you my +4 dagger
    I run the Underdark, I'm the drow in charge
    While you suck clit, I watch my money grow large

    You can't compare, I'm a true blue drow
    Don't bother asking, you'll never know
    What it means to be killing out in the streets
    Watching punk ass bitches die at your feet

    Cuz you're a poser of the highest order
    I'll fuck you up, and dump your ass on the border
    Of the city, and your matron won't come to save ya
    Cuz she'll be busy with me, the REAL DROW PLAYA!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:06 No.9531709
    Yo, check yourselves.

    You bitches can atest, I'm the best, a cut above the rest.
    With a punch and some kicks, i'll bloody you pricks.
    I'll make your wives into my hos, when I hit 'em with an open hand Stone Fist Flurry of Blows.
    No sword, no board, and no phylactery.
    It's only fist, feet, and cloth armor for me.
    >> Anonymous Prime 04/30/10(Fri)17:07 No.9531724
    Yo, dis is Prime,
    Had a good time,
    Hope you liked the way I rhyme.
    You are all the best,
    But now it's time for me to rest.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:11 No.9531797
    This thread is AMAZING. /tg/, you have made my day.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:13 No.9531819
    Is this archived?
    >> Sword n' Board 04/30/10(Fri)17:13 No.9531823
    >>9531524

    Ain't no clerics I know that are down with my flow,
    all preaching and hollerin', they all talk and no show.
    But if it's a healer you be looking to collect,
    MC Druid and Divine Justice got my respect,
    but I'd expect if we're to form an epic hip hop crew,
    there would only be one BBEG we could pursue:

    DJ Phylactery of course, the best of the beast,
    a foe not to be underestimated in the least.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:13 No.9531826
    This is harder than it looks
    Maybe i should go back to reading my books

    Er.. seriously this is hard
    >> Ghazkull ThRAPPA 04/30/10(Fri)17:14 No.9531838
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    Wot'z dis now, goin' on in dis tread,
    All you'z boyz bak up, I'ma break dis
    'umies 'ead,

    You'z don't know greenskinz, at all dis is troo,
    So da boss frum Gork n mork, is about tew
    edjucate you,

    We WAAAGH, an We Bash, An we break
    your Spess muhreenz, Da orkz is da best,
    an you kno wut dat meenz,

    All you'z 'umies ever do is look fur 'eretics,
    get up off your rumpz and WAAAAGH like
    DIS! We Gonna lite up da burnaz,
    take da Choppaz to ur 'ead, give ur sisters
    My power Klaw, yea, dat'z wut I sed,
    So after we pillage, we loot dat'z troo,
    Cuz the Deffskullz raped ur ass, bitchez
    know dat dat's troo.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:15 No.9531853
    Sword n' Board is the master of /tg/ related rap battles, I ain't even gonna TRY to compete.

    Seriously, you should put out an album, I'd buy it.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:15 No.9531861
    So how much of this is copypasta from the last rap-thread? Do we got some Sword'n'board up here?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:18 No.9531893
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    >>9531861
    none of it is copypasted.

    maybe you should... uh... read the thread
    >> Anonymous Prime 04/30/10(Fri)17:19 No.9531907
    >>9531819

    It is on sup/tg/

    >>9531861

    Nothing that I know of.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:19 No.9531908
    >>9531861
    I detect considerable amount of OC in this sector, cap'n.
    >> Shkotty 04/30/10(Fri)17:20 No.9531926
    >>9531908
    Cap'n! There's far tew much rape in this thread! Teh Shields aren't able ta compensate with the sheer ammount 'a rape!
    >> MC Necromaster 04/30/10(Fri)17:20 No.9531927
    >>9531436
    I don't be forgettin'
    I won't be regrettin'
    I be Omniscient
    Infinite Wisdome and Int.
    You think you can step
    Sure you have a sweet rep
    But you ain't nothing no more

    You think you get a save?
    In my lightning rave!?
    It's not save or die
    It's just drop like the bass
    Then you still you will lie
    Stretched out on your face

    But if you get close enough to roll hand to hand
    You'll see that you're easily out manned
    Coz my swordfighting
    Is deadly like lightning
    And thrice as fast
    Can't dodge in the past
    I won't need to cast
    To show you your last

    I'm on first name terms with the reaper
    She thinks I'm a keeper
    But you'll come apart, like a rack tortured leaper

    In a fight to the death, I'll win by attrition
    Death can't take me, by her own admission
    I don't have a body to slice, you'll find it a mission
    To slice a soul with your sword, while the pain I'm a dishin'

    >>9531264
    You cast a slow, I cast a time stop
    All the time I need to make your head drop

    You think you've been around a while, kid
    Ain't nothing with a lifespan that long
    I predate the worlds first song
    You've been aging and dying
    While I've been nature defyin'
    I'll send you home cryin'
    If you think for a moment your fit to rhyme with me

    Why have a hoard when I can summon riches at will
    Via alchemy or rap skills, my purse I perpetually fill
    I don't need magic items, I can artifice
    Use an at will power, to make a +10/+10 sword to suffice
    You can't teleport out of my lair
    This world is MINE - yes, everywhere
    >> Waaaaaghmillionaire 04/30/10(Fri)17:21 No.9531945
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    >>9531838

    OI YOU GIT! HAVENT YOUZ BEEN PAYIN ATTENSHUN?!

    dis battle alredy haz lots ov orky love
    da millionaire is warboss, mek, all of de above
    youz makin big mistake, ur rhymes me eyes glaze
    pickin foights wif humies wen ur dakka dont even blaze
    wen orks pick da leaduh, wes 'spposed ta foight it out
    so put ur mega armour on, an show me wut u got
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:23 No.9531978
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    /tg/ seriously does have the best posters in the world.

    Dear god, I love all of you.
    >> Sword n' Board 04/30/10(Fri)17:26 No.9532026
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    >>9531838

    More orks crawlin' in, I can't even visit the crapper,
    another brain-dead greenie flowing like Parappa,
    but I'm the sapper to your sentry, the wrong human you've crossed,
    I'll throw down with any ork and show 'em who's warboss.
    I'll toss you aside, I'll topple your stompas,
    tear apart your boyz like Luke flayin' wampas,
    Ghazkull gone wrecked, missing half his brain,
    his life ain't something that's long to sustain.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:26 No.9532029
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    I came in the place with a magical bag of holding and a dex of 20, who the fuck wanted?

    Check it.

    From Aerenal to Khorvaire, my status as corsair
    A brigand for sale, who is dirty like horse hair
    I backstabbed my best friends, took the loot and pawned it
    And I'm no stranger to scuffles, you want it, you got it
    Cos your whole party stinks like a half-orc who farted
    I'll throw thirty blows before you can say initiative
    and I'll pistol whip the biggest click if I get pissed a little bit
    I'm ducking's your rolls, dickin' your girl,
    Cos like a peg-legg hooker, I put a stick in the whore
    I never fail a stealth roll, go head and test me
    It's vexing to spot check me in a dark room, you next, G
    They call me rogue, level 20, the highest caliber
    Just look at me wrong get ya whole melon smashed like Gallagher
    I've got enchanted boots, a +10 to leap
    I think you realise now, you got yourself in too deep
    Cos we do it from behind and known to creep, sneak and cheat
    >> Ghazkull ThRAPPA 04/30/10(Fri)17:27 No.9532039
    >>9531945
    Oi! Lissen up Git,
    I'ma bout to tell youz,
    I'm da ONLY Warbozz,
    an you know dat's troo,

    My Klawz tew sharp,
    my Dakka's too explody,
    you don' even have a choppa,
    youz green skin phoney,

    You callz yer self an ork,
    You ain't green frum my view,
    you'z a disgrace ta Gork an Mork,
    I bet da 'umies made you.

    So I'ma be here, juzt bidin my time,
    I'ma kick ur 'umie butt, an den all
    will be fine.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:28 No.9532057
    Necromaster, I swear I'm going to find you and shaky your hand.
    >> Waaaaaghmillionaire 04/30/10(Fri)17:31 No.9532117
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    >>9532029

    another goofy humie wif a stoopid ass
    why be good at roleplayin when u can copy Pluto Nash?
    shiny knives an rings and cloaks are pretty neat
    but nothin gonna save you when u feel it in ur feet
    da rumble of nob bikers dat saw u from da high ground
    u can crit a hide check fifty times a round
    u can invoke plot armor and even go ta ground
    buts it all for nought you Altair wannabee
    cuz when ur choppas da biggest, dats all dat matters, u'll see
    >> Anonymous Prime 04/30/10(Fri)17:32 No.9532122
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    >>9531927

    Good sir, before I leave I must congratulate you.
    While I did my best to stay defiant, your evil rhymes bested mine.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:34 No.9532160
    >>9532029
    >Cos like a peg-legg hooker, I put a stick in the whore
    Okay, that was brilliant.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:35 No.9532181
    >>9532122
    >good sir

    Cut it out sergalfag I know it is you.
    >> K-RYPT MASTAH B-1 04/30/10(Fri)17:36 No.9532194
    ALL YOU OTHER EMCEES BETTER GENUFLECT SON
    GOT NINETY-NINE PROBLEMS AND A LICH AIN'T ONE?
    NOW THAT I'M BACK, YOU CAN'T DO AS YOU PLEASE
    Y'ALL IN MY CRYPT NOW, THE K-RIZZLE-DIZZLE
    Y'ALL THINK YOU'RE A STORM, BUT YOU'RE ONLY A DRIZZLE

    TRY AS YOU MIGHT, YOU'LL SOON LOSE THE FIGHT
    AS MY EARTH SHAKIN' WORDS BID YOU ALL "GOOD NIGHT"

    YOU CAN RHYME AND YOU CAN GLOWER
    BUT WITH EACH FRESH VERSE YOU JUST GIVE ME MORE POWER

    Y'ALLS PAWNS TO MY KING, MY PLAN 'KEIKAKU DOORI'
    IF YOU KEEP HALF STEPPIN' THEN YOU'LL SOON BE SORRY
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:37 No.9532218
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    >>9531927
    >You've been aging and dying
    >While I've been nature defyin'

    Necromaster confirmed for illest rhymesmith in the world.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:38 No.9532236
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    >> Waaaaaghmillionaire 04/30/10(Fri)17:38 No.9532239
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    >>9532039

    Yous spend all ur teefs on +5 choppas of crits
    but wut u really needed wuz a pain boy optometrist
    bowin ta u is silly, Id hafta smoke lots of trees
    silly like accepting Robby Gullimans as me spiritual liege
    big loud noises are roight proppa, no doubt
    but when u sound like runt, yous aint got no clout
    put all ur duckies in order before you step to da mic
    before I plow ur mum so hard she stops bein a dyke
    Dey said in da codex dat u win all da missions
    I guess dey meant in one'a dem older editions
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:38 No.9532246
    I'd buy a /tg/ rap battle album. As long as it stayed /tg/ related and doesnt slip into too much flaming other MCs/rappers/whatevers.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:38 No.9532249
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    I LOVE THIS THREAD
    >> MC Necromaster 04/30/10(Fri)17:42 No.9532326
    >>9532057
    Cheers mate. Queensland might be a touch far, so instead I'll just point you towards a project I'm working on which needs more people.
    http://arthropocalypse.forum-motion.com/general-f5/starter-thread-new-to-arthropocalypse-t17.htm

    I'm Quest Lord there and here also. But back to the rapping.

    >>9532029
    Stealth won't be no good vs Area of Effect: Global
    Coz I don't care about collateral damage, I make you look noble
    My crew might all be dead like yours
    But the difference is, that mine don't pause
    They're still rolling with me
    Like Death Knight Boney MC
    You say that you're a rouge that's hit 20
    But I'm past levels, you're behind by plenty
    Because you might need a dark room to hide
    But I cast Flawless Invisibility, on me and my ride
    I can do anything you can, but better
    Theft?
    Summon Object
    Assassination?
    A spell of defenestration.

    You are piss weak like your rhymes
    You're unsteady like your beat
    Get with the times
    Out of here, you're beat.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:43 No.9532336
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    Internet at its finest.
    >> Professor Ivan Nathanial Sane 04/30/10(Fri)17:44 No.9532359
    Bah.
    I'm so late.
    Contributin' up.
    (deleted last post. the end needed some clearing up)

    You think you guys rule,
    you ain't got nothing on me,
    I ain't got no swords, no magic, or phylactery,
    i've fought elder gods with nothing but a gun,
    a thick book, my brains and feet trained to run.

    Cthulu'd made you mad,
    force you all to take san check,
    take 1d5, fuck your head and infect,
    fuck. you rolled non-euclidian dice,
    your brain just exploded not once, but twice.

    No warrior can defeat him,
    he's squamous and rugose!
    Your gods won't help you,
    you'll be white like a ghost,
    when you see the abominations,
    no one can ignore 'em,
    you'll claw your eyes out,
    just to not see 'em.
    I survived cult meetings and asylums.
    you think your so high, with your powers and levels,
    Fuck. You ain't got nothing on me.
    try defeating gods with only your tenacity.

    Ph'nglui mglw'nafh, Cthulhu R'lyeh, wgah'nagl fhtagn,
    it'd be the last thing you hear,
    you just gotta fear the eldritch power of the octopus-dragon.
    >> MC Necromaster 04/30/10(Fri)17:44 No.9532362
    >>9532246
    I'd pay for that album. Even if it way just Phylactory and Sword'n'Board, or maybe Divine Justice.
    >> N.P.C. 04/30/10(Fri)17:45 No.9532380
    >>9532194
    Alright now I'm ticked, you've spit your last rap
    I've here to deliver vengeance on K-RYPT so I'm here to shut your trap
    I was just a simple man, nothing bound to my name
    Till one day a lich showed up and razed my home with his flames
    I'm not looking for the loot, you can keep the EXP
    But undead are all mine, leave their skulls to me
    You see this hate of mine has festered from years of abuse
    And when I finally caught my nemesis, his ass flew the coop
    But hark, what is this that mine eyes see
    It's the instigator of my pain, time for a murdering spree
    I was always down on luck, never had any fancy things
    But you undead took all I had, hope it was worth the doom I bring
    You assholes want a battle? I can make it happen
    MAXIMUM FUCK ENGAGED, FULL SPEED AHEAD, CAP'N
    >> Sword n' Board 04/30/10(Fri)17:46 No.9532384
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    >>9531927

    Necromaster's namesake, he just keeps coming back,
    now I'm targeting your phylactery with my attack,
    your flow's whack, but it's better than most,
    more than I'd expect to fly out of a ghost,
    but the host of your soul I will soon reclaim,
    you've fanned my rage into a roaring flame,
    and while you proclaim, to be evil's root;
    I've got a position for you, and it's UNDER MY BOOT
    My strikes are acute, being incorporeal won't save you,
    my ghost-touched sword will still find and slay you,
    I'll destroy you completely and the gods you pray to,
    death won't stop me, my spirit will still break through,
    I won't be subdued, and in the wake of my storm,
    my boy Kord will return me to my original form.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:46 No.9532385
    >>9532326
    I....I don't know what that is.

    And, Australia isn't that far. I can swim there from New York City, I think.
    >> Kalarel 04/30/10(Fri)17:46 No.9532389
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    The harbringer of doom, oh yes its Kalarel
    I'll murder you and send your soul to the Shadowfell
    Power of almighty Orcus, flowing like love so divine
    Frontin with a mage so sublime should be a felony crime

    When you start an edition war, you play into my hands
    I'll split the party and make you fight warforged warbands
    You'll fail your saving throw against my magical verse
    I'll send you to the Far Realm in Lovecraft's hearse

    I custom fit my wands with the skulls of the deceased
    The DM loves me so much my page is beyond creased
    I send dragonborn rogues back to school
    I make heroes take cues like chumps who play pool

    So when you need a tale, most badass and true
    Remember Kalarel, because I won't forget you.
    >> Lazy DM V !vONhvIg88o 04/30/10(Fri)17:47 No.9532396
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    Hittin' the beats like a beset Beowulf
    this here viking gonna teach ya tha' gulf
    'tween peasants' an' pissed pirates' asses
    heck we both, don' bother boring with classes

    Glidin' in with our ships to the shore, sure to beat
    any foofin fool who tries to remake our feat
    Hel herself wouldn't hear or have us
    We fight them 'til we die, then we get on that bus
    Valhalla's Valkyries gettin' us to be Odin's Vassals
    Hardcore defendin' 'gainst horrible hordes assaultin' Aesgard castles

    Driftin' by ya self at sea, sharks seeking to eat ya?
    should'a joined us, we killing jorm's an' jotuns easah
    Grendel's momma wish she made a meal outta our crew
    you ain't gonna need no backup when a Nordic viking's with you
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:47 No.9532401
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    >>9532384
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DAAAAAAMN
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:47 No.9532405
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    >You'll fail your saving throw against my magical verse
    >I'll send you to the Far Realm in Lovecraft's hear
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:48 No.9532423
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    So you say I ain't real
    Well here's the deal
    I'm a Squat, a space dwarf
    Ain't been eaten by any wanna be xenomorph
    GW, they try to keep me down
    But you can't treat me like no clown
    I'mma gonna come back
    Go on the attack
    Demiurg, respresentin' on our behalf?
    Bitch please, don't make me laugh
    They be hangin' with dem pussy blue skins
    We can't forgive those sins

    So before you be saying we don't exist
    Make sure a Squat ain't comin' at ya all pisse-
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:49 No.9532442
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    When they see me off in battle they say Horus on some other shit
    Send them pussy bitches runnin straight back to their flagship
    Me? I'm in the space Hulk
    That's right I work for Chaos
    Warmaster not a fraud
    Call that bitch my bodyguard!
    (call that bitch your bodyguard?)
    yeah Abaddon is my bodyguard
    Wear a lot of jewelry
    Despoiler on security
    What's whiter than a napkin
    Harder than carapace
    Luna Wolves Ceramite
    Bolts flying at you super straight
    Laid low by a stabbin so I'm worshippin' the points of eight
    These traitor legions love me this heresy's goin great
    Come hang out at the drop site, I'll use Fulgrim as some super Bait
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:49 No.9532448
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    >This thread
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:53 No.9532493
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    SWORD AND BOARD, YOUR WORDS ARE ABSURD
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:53 No.9532499
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    >>9532384
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:55 No.9532529
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    >>9532423
    OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
    >> D.O.R.F. Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:55 No.9532531
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    >>9532026

    Oh yeah, we're all shocked by your schlock
    Grippin' that sword like it's the GM's cock

    I bet this motherfuckin' sucker is frontin'
    The way he acts you'd think he was compensating for somethin'

    (speaking of which)

    While your were busy naval gazing at your washboard abs
    I was off adventuring in your girlfriend's ass

    Don't even try, I'll explode and blow you sky high
    You're plan is awry and the apocalypse is nigh

    I'm three feet high, hard as iron with an ample supply
    Of rhymes whereby I force a motherfucker to comply

    Dumb faggot, I can mine at light speed through agate
    Like a wood elf's balls, your weak flow is full of maggots

    Like a magma forge this Dorf is too hot to handle
    Soon enough SnB will be a doping scandle

    So if you want a quest, equip yourself a silly dress
    And save yourself princess; you don't posses the skills your profess
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:56 No.9532546
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    >>9532442

    Sit down son,
    Your war ain't won,
    And while you are putting out lyrics,
    My mind can bend even physics.
    I am the first, and the best,
    You and chaos won't stand up to the test.

    I am disappointed in you thats for sure,
    and while now you think you can take me,
    I will kick your ass down to the floor,
    And show you I regret making thee.

    Come to papa boy and you will see,
    The wrath of the Emperor in all its glory.
    You will be but a story.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:57 No.9532556
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    none of you are the least bit legit
    even i cant find any pleasure in it
    go back home with yo weak ass shit
    your rhymes are painful you must admit

    slaanesh in this bitch reppin and rapin the chickies
    you think youre a man jsut cuz you aint got titties
    i got news for your crews when youre bound and bruised
    my dicks so big itll go right through

    i got massive underground size and my nipples got eyes
    the foundations of reality my rhymes deny
    giv me your skin so i can get within
    admit it, you aint gonna win
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)17:58 No.9532568
    I... I need to draw this.
    >> Meepo 04/30/10(Fri)17:58 No.9532571
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    I'm the shortest thing in WoW
    that isn't gay or a sow
    I make Stormwind fear, doubt the crown
    knock you out with a shovel, in a river you'll drown
    can't level off of me past 2
    I'll kidnap your kids, feed 'em to a grue
    your crops ruined, your daughters pregnant
    I guess the Light never taught what rape meant
    I cause it all, make the Horde say "s'up"
    Hit me all you want, I always get up
    step off forever, my rhymes you can't handle
    bitch please for real, you no take candle
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:00 No.9532598
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    I feel like there's still loyal that owe me knecks
    I feel like there's daemonette's that owe me sex
    I killed the only bro in the world that know me best

    I got the legion and the fame, man that don't mean shit
    I got the Aquila on a chain man that don't mean shit
    Cause cleansing Xenos, can't bring me peace yo
    I need just at least a couple noise marines oooohhh

    Oh, I'm all heretical
    but Horus sure knows how to ball
    I know bros frontin like they knew he was low
    they damn Horus brother you don't know us no more

    You got that warmaster honoree
    and you just changed on me
    You can ask rowboaty how the top's so lonely
    ai-ai-ai- aiiiiiiieeeeeee
    >> MC Fiat !!RJUaTzOPBQF 04/30/10(Fri)18:01 No.9532616
    my my looks like ya'll simps think you got game. I am game. Check it.

    You think you got skrilla
    its time to get realla
    I own the world you live in
    You only have because I was given

    You think you have arcane might?
    To bad that I could smash it in a night.
    You think you think you can beat because your faith is strong
    I'm your gods god so I guess that makes you wrong

    I am the alpha and the omega
    I'm the boss I'm the head nigga
    You better offer me something you silly hos
    like some mountain dew, pepsi, and some cheetohs

    you want to one shot a boss?
    well thats your loss
    you wanna know why you can't beat it?
    NIGGA GM FIAT
    >> Bad Lady L 04/30/10(Fri)18:02 No.9532629
    Hey, just saying, this was fun stuff, but I'm about all-rapped out. My knowledge of /tg/-related topics is pretty much spent. Loving reading what everyone else is putting out though. Keep at it.

    Cheers everyone, stormbitch out.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:07 No.9532688
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    BEERBARIAN HERE
    WHILE YOU BITCH AND SQUEAL
    I FUCKED THROUGH THE ROOF
    CUZ SHIT JUST GOT REAL

    I RAPE AND I PILLAGE
    DESTROY EVERY VILLAGE
    UPPING MY KILLAGE
    FO THE SAKE OF XP

    ADAMANTIUM AXE
    SPLITTING YO THORAX
    HELPIN YOU REALIZE YO
    ERRA IN DISSIN ME

    CONDOMS FROM HEXTOR
    BITCHES CUNTS GET SORE
    SUFFERIN THE PUMMELIN
    WHILE SCREAMIN FO "MORE!"

    FROM HIGHLANDS TO SWAMPS
    I CUT THROUGH MA FOES
    BRINGING BLOODY CONCLUSIONS
    TO EACH OF MY DUNGEON ROMPS

    SKULLED MUTHA FUCKA,
    BEHIND YO CANTRIPS AND POTIONS
    YOU JUST ANOTHA BITCH
    HOPIN FO" LOTION
    TO EASE THE PAIN OF THAT ANAL SORE
    YOU GOT FROM DISSIN WITH FUCKING PELOR.

    SHIT I CAN'T READ AND I KNOW THAT SHIT
    "DONT FUCK WIT PELOR, UNLESS U LEGIT"
    SPEAKIN OF WHICH, I GOTTA GO! LATER!
    TO RECLAIM MY THRONE AS:

    BEERBARIAN GODSLAYER!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:08 No.9532710
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    >>9532546

    They call you master
    but I'm faster
    Savior of mankind my ass yo'
    you lied to me
    and went into hiding
    Far away on Terra on your golden seat
    they say heresy
    but they can't compete
    I'M THE WARMASTER BITCH TAKE A KNEE
    Mars fights with me
    and it's plain to see
    of all mankind WHO'S YOUR DADDY??!?!?!?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:08 No.9532716
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:08 No.9532718
    >THORAX
    Them fucking trilobites, man them fucking trilobites...
    >> MC Necromaster 04/30/10(Fri)18:10 No.9532743
    >>9532384
    I'm no Litch,
    No phylactory's bitch
    Just a man who lost his mortality
    And made a new reality

    Did I make you mad?
    Or a little bit sad?
    Do your loved ones now serve me?
    Is that why you try to unnerve me?
    In your lyrical futility
    to undermine my ability
    I'm not evil's root, Evil's just a branch on my tree
    Alignment is just a part of what I see
    Just like I don't prey to no Deity
    In fact, a few of them worship me
    But you flow well for mortal of not even a century
    I'll keep you on as a rhyme spitting lackey

    But it's time for this Masta to bail
    Let sup/tg/ bards scribe this epic tale.

    MC Necromance out but not down
    Leaving this thread to the mortals yo.
    >> Niv-Mizzay 04/30/10(Fri)18:11 No.9532749
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    Yo yo yo

    Niv-Mizzay over here, overflowing with rhymes
    All you liches and bitches must prepare for demise
    Recognize, and you will bow down to the draconic kind
    Just look at me, and you'll burn within this fiery mind

    I'm a planeswalker, plain spoken, my excellence
    Is resplendent, fuckin' stupendous exceeding your intellects,
    You're not worthy of a footnote in my history,
    Just drop down on your knees and feel the Mizzary.

    Eldest being in the world, I be the number one
    You wanna tap me? Go ahead and try it, son
    From libraries to the graveyard, I keep dropping the beats
    Flyin' high above the cobblestones of the Ravnica streets
    So get out your notebooks and prepare to learn
    I'll school you so hard you'll die from old mana burn

    Yeah
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:14 No.9532797
    Knockin through the town
    ain't nothing hold me down
    headin straight for the castle
    kill the king, it's my crown

    I make the children cry
    ain't no one can deny
    eat their parents up fresh
    no need to cook or fry

    don't bother to ask how,
    the new law is whatever I allow,
    take at a look at my trail
    and let me take a bow

    ain't got no time for pain,
    no time to complain
    the way I walk the hall
    the way I rip the wall
    just watch the cities fall
    before my might.
    send everyone, screaming
    make you wish you were dreaming
    my carapace is gleaming
    in the sunlight

    I have
    100%, the wrath that you dread
    the claws that shred
    the teeth, the reason that you bled
    murder everyone for a sea of red
    leave a trail of carnage
    in my stead
    in my tread
    view of pure destruction in my head
    so take the word and spread
    I'll drink the tears you shed
    off the fear i've fed
    ain't nothing short of a miracle
    that can hold me dead
    so take whatever instead
    Tarrasque Mother Fuckers
    That's what she said
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:14 No.9532799
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    ...
    A thousand zeroes,
    no talent to see.
    Not even auspex can show clarity,
    no sense of rythm nor style with rhyme,
    a million fishies, wasted away in time.
    A dagger impaled upon plank of wood,
    several rattling bones,
    twopenny spells, fungus that smells,
    nothing that's really that good.
    >> Sword n' Board 04/30/10(Fri)18:15 No.9532805
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    >>9532531

    DEM DORFS MAN, DEM FUKKIN' DORFS

    You dorfs best stick to hiding in your fortress.
    Cuz you don't want none of this.

    When the dorfs rush the fight, I do nothin' but laugh,
    a simple sword swipe separates wheat from chaff.
    On behalf of taller races, I extend an invitation,
    you dorfs got the short end of the stick in terms of creation,
    and it don't break my concentration,
    your rhymes don't rattle my nerves,
    cuz the ugliest human bitch has sexier curves,
    than a dwarf woman, sportin' hair like a mandrill,
    now I know why all you dorfs would rather pound anvils.

    Your kind are amusing, my curiosity is never slaked,
    cuz, there ain't nothin funnier than dorfs mining up through a lake,
    And at least I'll never get killed by an earthquake,
    and while I'm still awake, I'll show you some courtesy,
    you can keep my girl, that's my idea of mercy.
    They're dime-a-dozen, so I don't really hold them dear,
    but its the finest pussy you'll ever come near.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:16 No.9532823
    >>9531650
    Straight outta Menzo! I tell you, drow, I don't play
    Wanna know what I do to a drow that lost his way
    I ain't got time for the drama, the lectures
    A wimp steps up to me and walks away with fractures

    I got a mace just for that purpose
    Any faggot who goes to the surface, he deserts us
    And there are a thousand posers playing like that
    But there'll be none left standing in the aftermath

    And if I meet that prancing Mary-Sue
    Motherfucker, I'll tell you what am gonna do
    Nine inches of steel, magically enchanted
    Killing him quickly, don't care if he fights two handed

    Cuz I'm not playing with a knife in my hand
    Ten seconds of his ass is all I can stand

    Fuck, fuck the Drizzt!
    Fuck him, fuck him
    Fuck the Drizzt! Yaaa

    We're expert killers, no one's a philosphizer
    When people see us coming, they be making fertilizer
    And Do'Urden will to, we gonna make it be seen
    That you don't run away from the Spider Queen

    We ain't the heros, but we be in charge
    Find where he is hiding, and in we barge
    And fire our crossbows, click click click
    And every bolt, into his body, they'll stick stick stick

    Haha!! We're hard like that
    Last thing Drizzt'll hear is us killing his cat
    Blasting away, as we ride by
    Grinning as we watch his punk ass die

    And we don't care who backs him up
    Just more people in who're gonna get fucked up
    But maybe we'll let him slide
    Just long enough to watch us all give his girl a ride.

    Fuck, fuck the Drizzt!
    Fuck him, fuck him
    Fuck, fuck the Drizzt!
    Fuck him, fuck him
    Fuck the Drizzt!!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:17 No.9532832
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    >>9532805
    YOUR RHYMES ARE STILL STINK LIKE ROTTEN CURD
    YOU TWO BIT NERD TURD
    >> Dazed and confuzed AND LOVING IT 04/30/10(Fri)18:17 No.9532833
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    I...
    Love...
    These...
    Rap...
    Battles...
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:17 No.9532841
    >>9532805
    You... you are a king among men. I need to make you an avatar...
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:19 No.9532861
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    >>9532710

    You fail me again, it should have been plain,
    That my reasons are my own,
    You are my son, and you have no room to complain,
    For one I made you Warmaster boy, take that,
    You are nothing compared to me brat.

    I was working on something amazing,
    I expected you to understand I was not lazing,
    Dreaming of being a God is not how I roll,
    And now for your treachery it is for you who the bell tolls.

    Listen to me Horus,
    There is no reason for disagreement among us,
    Listen to reason, listen to me,
    It is you who lied to me, you who betrayed me,
    I was working on mankind's destiny.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:20 No.9532877
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    >>9532710
    Horus, you whiny bitch
    Actin' hard? Man that's rich.
    You ain't got nothin' on me, bro
    You've reached a new low
    Being a puppet to some crazy shit
    Well I'll do my bit
    You're a primarch, a big fucker
    Yet you fall to these lies like a real sucker
    You got equipment supreme
    But you'll take over the Imperium only in dream
    You shit's going down
    You'll never wear the crown
    Because you ain't nothin' but a spoilt brat
    And your ass has to be knocked flat
    You think you can't be touched with that power divine?
    Well fuck you shit, I'm going to hold the line.
    >> Sword n' Board 04/30/10(Fri)18:21 No.9532885
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    >>9532832

    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:21 No.9532889
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    >>9532877

    YOU TELL THAT SONOVABITCH!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:23 No.9532915
    >>9532833

    then why you sage?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:24 No.9532921
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    >>9532877

    Pius,
    You are indeed righteous,

    While my lyrics are stale,
    In times to come your tale,
    Will never be lost,
    When you gave me time,
    To grind Horus to dust.
    >> RED_sniper 04/30/10(Fri)18:24 No.9532924
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    >>9532877
    hell ya!
    >> Sword n' Board 04/30/10(Fri)18:25 No.9532938
    >>9532877

    goddamn!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:26 No.9532959
    I love this thread
    so much

    there are no words
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:28 No.9532977
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    Now wait you all one damn minute
    you think I'm gonna sit back with my mouth on mute?

    WHATS - MY - NAME???
    you all better know this round these parts
    Or I'll have a little furry girl rip out your heart

    LE - MAN - RUSS
    and none of y'all go forgetting
    or that line on your palm says the clocks ticking

    I know you've all heard of a guy named Guilieman
    Spiritual Liege with the master plan
    Codex writer and battle fighter
    Trapped in stasis with his throat getting wider
    Says we all need to follow his rules
    but vegetable man needs to hold back his drool
    when it comes to chapter orgs. regs. and what
    I say the smurf can put it in his butt
    We've been a legion since before you can remember
    And who turned Prospero into a cinder?
    Who's off in the Eye findin them apples
    to make the Emperor some magic snapple
    13th company's got my back
    and all you heretics...can lick my sack
    I'm all hairy with some wicked fangs
    but guess how many bitches this furry bangs
    I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing
    who ain't in stasis molding
    and who'll be there for the wolf time bitch, strait rollin'

    howl at your boy!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:29 No.9532999
    >>9532959
    There are but two words:

    Nerd turd.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:37 No.9533146
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    >>9532877
    >>9532861

    Whoa whoa
    Just who do you think you're talking to?
    I'm WARMASTER motherfucker get a clue
    Emps I'll slap you like a bitch
    With this lightning claw here, got it as a gift
    But Pious I won't give you time of day
    Half-cocked midget whose supposed to be a saint
    Better climb aboard your safe secure ark
    The only power you got is you glow in the dark

    But as for the Emperor
    And these lies he calls truths
    As far as I'm concerned there's only room
    For one at the top of Humanity's list
    Don't believe me? Check with Sanguinious
    Oops my bad, he's my new rug
    So much for drinking all that blood
    But can we make this quick, can we hurry?
    I got a date with four friends, and immortality
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:40 No.9533215
    Bitch you best be scared
    you and me just got paired
    level 1 kobold
    run away, maybe i'll let yo ass be spared

    Ima gut yo selves on just your first adventure
    you'll find messin with me to be a risky venture
    i'll make your blood my personal thirst quencher
    i'll take your girl, sit your ass back on the bench, her
    and I got a date for tonight
    after this one-sided fight
    as her and I lower the light
    forget you as we get tight, together

    your legacy
    is gonna be
    short lived
    and no one gonna see
    what you could have been
    should have been
    in 20 levels the slayer of sin
    it's a shame, it's come to such a short end
    good bye friend
    roll up a new character, get your mistakes to mend
    this life's over buddy
    my rhymes extend
    I hope you comprehend
    This is how the last minutes of your life you'll spend
    don't need to pretend
    I mean to condescend
    you know just what I intend
    you're death does impend
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:44 No.9533286
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    >>9533146


    Talking pretty big for somoene who I grew from a spot on my back,
    I need to take you down a peg or two you freak,
    and make you see that compared to me, you are weak.
    There ain't no stopping the Big E,
    I have no time for those who turn their back on me.
    My flame sword will turn you aside,
    You see, I am supreme,
    Pious is on the number one team,
    You can't turn back my Imperial tide.
    Chaos is nothing but shit,
    To fall for them means you ain't legit,
    The only immortality that awaits you,
    Is that of tales of how I kicked your sorry ass.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:46 No.9533333
    >>9529254
    >>9531861

    idiots don't realize that there are SEVEN rap threads now archived.

    And every single one of them is original content. No copypasta in any of them.

    /tg/ I love you.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:47 No.9533334
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    >>9533286

    Here's a little something from a God to a slave,
    I never should of been let out the fucking microwave!
    We're on this planet and we're running a muck,
    I should give a shit but I don't give a fuck!
    Ever since I was a scumdog, I blew a cum-wad.
    I need a mother-fucking suckadickalickalog!
    Burning a mall or two, blowing the load I spew.
    You don't wanna fucking fuck me? I'll Fuck you!
    This is your ass, and I'm in it.
    My man Sexy will fuck you up in a minute.
    With an axe, sword, mace, pike your limbless.
    Then I'll fuck your ass till its rimless!

    Chorus:
    Oh! You humans always screaming!
    Oh! As you suckle on my semen!
    Oh! And the shit is always steamin'
    A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a womanizer.
    But you can call me the salaminizer
    I NEED MORE! I NEED MORE! I NEED MORE!
    Give unto give unto give unto give unto

    My life is a luxury, so filled with hate.
    I got fifty slaves heaping maggots on my plate.
    From my fortress in Antarctica I watch the world die
    On my Sony Trinitron that's switched to channel 5.
    Back on the road, its no lie....
    Stupid fucking humans pay money to die!
    Crushed in the pit, nailed to the stage
    I only suck the souls that are underage.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:48 No.9533358
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    >>9533333

    also check out those cincos.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:50 No.9533398
    >>9533334
    I love GWAR but why you quoting The Salaminizer in a OC rap thread?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:51 No.9533429
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    ALL YOU LITTLE PUNKS SEEM TO THINK YOU KNOW
    a THING OR THREE FOR RUNNING THE SHOW
    BUT IM A REAL ENTERTAINER
    NOT JUST A GREAT PRETENDER
    AND WHILE ILL BOP IT IN THE BACK
    YOU FAGS CAN LICK MY SACK
    'COS IVE BEEN TO THE TOP OF YOUR SILLY LITTLE GAME
    IVE SEEN ALL THERE IS AND YOU ALL LOOK PRETTY LAME
    SO PRACTICE YOUR RYHMES AND HANDLE YOUR LOOKS
    'COS THE MAN THAT TAKES MY TITTLE GOT TO BE A SUPER GOOD CROOK
    AND YOUR NOWHERE NEAR, NOWAY, NOHOW
    SO SLIP TO YOUR KNEES AND BOW BITCHES BOW
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:54 No.9533478
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    >>9533146
    You think I'll let you ruin humanity?
    You best stop with the insanity
    You want to get to big E?
    You'll have to go through me
    You think you're tough shit
    But what you won't admit
    While you have a body of a god
    You're still a clod
    You can't understand
    Why I make my stand
    While when you're a god and I'm a man
    This shit, it ain't going to plan
    I'll tell you why
    Even though I'll die
    I'll fight you, traitor
    You Imperium hater
    Well here, I'll give you some understanding
    I don't mind if I die standing
    Because so long as humanity keeps burning on
    I don't mind if I'm gone
    Because you'll fail, you'll lose
    And while this may confuse, this truth you may refuse
    Because even when my death is long foregone
    In the Imperium I save, I'll live on.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:56 No.9533515
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    Bitches acting like they tough
    Thinkin shitty swords and oak shields be enough
    But now the Mike I wields and my artillery on the fields
    You see gods I see bitches
    You burn I feel iches
    Angels and Demons screaming my name
    With my guns you better learn to play the game
    I'm advancing you think it's all the same
    I'm amazing
    You're so lame
    And so I proclaim
    Stop your god praising
    We're amazing
    Dimension Phasing
    Hell and Heaven Raising
    Ignoring hell hazing

    Yaweh kicked your ass now we're kickin his
    We're rolling tanks like the Masters of the Biz
    Didn't know Artillery Strike
    Gave you a pop Quiz

    Salvation War we're winning
    Motherfuckers this is only the beginning.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:56 No.9533520
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    Who's that? OH SHIT, EVERSOR!
    That's right, bitch!

    Closing in at the speed of sound
    Blood red eyes, fueled by rage unbound
    High on promethium, unstoppable force
    I will take your head, no matter the cost!

    Yelling WRYYYY as I slaughter my way through
    Can you hear the screams? I'm coming for you!
    I'll stab you with the neuro gauntlet right in your face
    Then I'll set off big nuke in the center of your base

    I'm assassin extraordiniare, without a doubt
    You've got a problem with the Imperium? I'll tear your guts out
    So beware all you heretics and renegade scum
    When the time comes, down your throat my sword I will jam
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:57 No.9533550
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    >>9533286

    For a supreme being you sure find it hard to rhyme
    Your vocabulary stunted away from the front line?
    You know it's okay to be afraid of me
    Yeah your number one son started the Heresy
    Would you rather it be Russ?
    Some heretical yiffin'?
    or maybe you'd want Roboute
    thinking he's big pimpin'
    You know what it doesn't matter
    you've had your turn
    You didn't cut it
    Now watch the Galaxy Burn
    I remember on Ullanor
    After the big Parade
    you said "you're warmaster Horus
    Now go and play"
    and play I did
    but now I'm back again
    to claim my right of Sovereign
    Mankind needs a leader that's stronger
    Not a baby-back bitch in golden armor!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)18:59 No.9533593
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    >>9533478
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)19:04 No.9533678
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    >>9533478
    HOLY FUCK
    GLORIOUS
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)19:05 No.9533686
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    >>9533550

    Shit, son,
    I can't believe how I won,
    Saving mankind and leading it to victory,
    Rather than making lyrical history,
    Pius beat your ass though,
    Can't deny,
    As a saint he will keep on being fly.

    (I tried being the Big E, and this is my first time rapping, I just had to get in on this /tg/, despite being an amateur. I just wanted to at least try for the Emperor)
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)19:10 No.9533779
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    >>9533478
    >>9533515

    Boys why we gotta fight
    Fuck yeah humanity lets unite
    Daemon bitches think they can fight
    Watch these barrels light up, ignite

    Navigators, Nephilim plot the course
    Swinging through the 'verse as one invincible force
    Knocking evil at the source
    Don't make us get coarse

    Guardsman meet the OG Marines
    We don't fuck around with genes
    All camo'd up in greens
    Busting up with the master machines

    Demons shut the fuck up
    Whining like a bunch of pups
    You see infernal castles
    I see highways
    Don't bitch, it's gonna go my way

    Yes we dare
    Lich bitch can't compare
    We'll kick your ass no matter who what and where
    Quit bitching like somehow we should care
    Human forces now a pair

    HUMANITY

    FUCK YEAR
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)19:15 No.9533858
    This thread has left me a drooling, burnt-out husk of a man.

    The awesome has burned the eyes from my head, and my brain is a sloshing pink liquid inside my skull.

    I love you so god damned much, /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)19:17 No.9533877
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    I got no rhymes
    but I'll keep drawin' these if I got the times.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)19:20 No.9533935
    >>9533877

    Cool, nice work man.
    >> Sword n' Board 04/30/10(Fri)19:21 No.9533948
    >>9533877

    Holy shit. Thank you so much, that's awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)19:23 No.9533962
    >>9533948
    Heh, no thank you for the entertainment. And thank whoever keeps posting that top pic, it's a sure fire way to grab my attention. I still feel like doing another DJ Phylactery someday.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)19:28 No.9534048
    Fuck, I wish I could come up with this stuff.
    >> Sword n' Board 04/30/10(Fri)19:29 No.9534068
    >>9533962

    I'm gonna avatarfag with your pic from now on. Time to retire the other one.

    Were you the anon that drew the original pic in op's post? If so, you're a fucking hero.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)19:30 No.9534092
    I now imagine the entire Horus confrontation in rap form.

    This is /tg/ canon now.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)19:32 No.9534128
    >>9534068
    Yep. This has been an entertaining series and if I can find the time and I see the threads, I'll try and get more avatars out there for people who bust out some really inspired stuff.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)19:36 No.9534175
    >>9533286

    Your a corpse on a throne, nice try
    But this a truth that you can no longer deny
    While you rot on your throne my master's out for a ride
    All you kiddo's best run and hide
    Cuz' he is ridin with the mothafuckin' doom rider
    In human skin that has never been tighter
    So you and your empire stay outta the way
    As me and my brotha's prepare for the day
    That Slaanesh busts in and takes your crown
    While we take terra for a night on the town
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)19:40 No.9534241
    Yoyoyo

    Check it dawgs, this open mic thread is done, and I think we need to crown a winner. So whatchall think the winner is?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)19:42 No.9534263
    >>9534241
    I vote for Necromaster
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)19:43 No.9534287
    >>9534241
    Seconded. Sn'B is a balla' for sure, but I think Necromizzle rocked this shizzle, my nizzle.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)19:44 No.9534291
    >>9534241
    Necromaster, Sword N' Board or the guy who wrote the Pius stuff.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)19:46 No.9534322
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    >>9534175

    "A night on the town" Don't make me sick
    When the imperium busts in you know you shit bricks
    When we'll be done you'll be food for the crows you Slaneeshi prick
    We know you only serve the tranny princess to make up for the micro sized dick
    He holds you close because he's the only one that lets your ugly ass lick
    Go the fuck home you now our prose is sick

    Don't cry don't whine
    You die we fly watch the navy fly
    You lost so hard we bet you didn't try
    Don't lie don't pretend you didn't die

    Unlike the emprah, humanities hero
    You're wallowing in the warp like the god damned Zero
    We know you are
    Hide away far
    We're going star to star
    *blam*
    Your brains Ajar

    So don't pretend
    You're gonna end
    You can't pretend
    We'll hit you with a virus bomb as a message to send
    We wanna know

    Will it blend?
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)19:49 No.9534358
    >>9534241
    /tg/ wins, nuff said
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)19:51 No.9534396
    >>9534358

    This.

    /tg/ wins whenever awesome original content is posted. Everyone who contributed wins for posting epic shit. Pat yourselves on the back, job well done.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)19:54 No.9534430
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    Having no lyrical or creative ability at all, this is really all I have to contribute to this thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)19:57 No.9534477
    >>9534322

    Don't be actin' like we're the ones hidin'
    Your the one on the throne, his time bidin'
    While you send out your guard boys
    Our followers make them our toys
    And your commissars are the greatest sham
    You only put them out to hear that (BLAM!)

    So I got a bone to pick with you and your crew
    That includes all your dickless spess mehreens too
    You all don't know how to have a good time
    So all we hear at the Eye is your constant whine
    of "heresy", well I say we had enough
    I got a challenge if you think your so tough
    come down to the eye and we'll have ourselves a dance
    Just pussy out now, you dont stand a chance
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)19:59 No.9534508
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    ...

    ...

    ...!

    ..., ...

    ..., ...!

    .............!

    >:|
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)20:07 No.9534622
    >>9534508

    Learn the words.
    >> Emcee Ohgee-Arehe 04/30/10(Fri)20:11 No.9534695
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    >>9533877

    What's that on your legs? Some fucking elves?
    I'll take a real woman, leave those dolls on the shelves.
    That's fucking pathetic, you think your rhymes are poetic?
    Nigga please, the women want someone who's more than energetic
    But a real man, with a giant fucking dick
    Not your tiny little baby floppy saggy puny prick.

    I'm the real deal, sucka, not some fighter or shit,
    I'm a fucking OGRE and fuck I can take a hit
    And never fall, motherfucker, never see me even falter
    As I hit you with my club and your face permanently alter.
    I'll grind your bones to make my bread,
    And I'll do it when you're screaming, bitch, you won't even be dead,
    Just a bloodied little torso lying bleeding on the floor,
    And when you're beggin' and you're screamin' for the pain to be no more,
    I'll just laugh with wicked glee, slam another tank of ale,
    And all your puny bitches will see just how bad you fail.
    What? You wanna go? Wanna take it up a notch?
    Come on, Sword and Board, come on and show me what you GOT!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)20:18 No.9534820
    >>9534477

    Bitch if you want the game get your own fighters
    There's a reason we got ALL the writers
    You got no soul you got no skill
    Stealing Marines like lyrics for shitty apeal
    We rap legends you rip it to a shitty speal
    So realise you're shit and over keel

    You think you're so great
    Writing over a blank slate
    We make marines you make Nothing
    So fucking acting
    Quit fucking angling
    Quit your plagarizing, your assimilation, your averting

    Making shit from shit thoughts
    Scraping the bottom of Space Marine barrels
    You know are rhymes are taut
    When we're singing the emperors carols
    Quit thinking the good shit can be bought

    It's made
    It's played
    It's Laid
    We've prayed
    We've paid
    Through your sit we'll wade
    Until finally

    You fade
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)20:19 No.9534831
    >>9534430
    Fuck yeah!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)20:26 No.9534952
    >>9534695
    Bitch you ain't got nothin on me
    I'll tear your limbs off and make you see
    Now the tarrasque's in town, bitch get on your knees
    you're puny muscle to me, it's like a flea

    I'll rip you in half, decimate your puny self
    I'll fuck your poor widow, put her back on the shelf
    Just as tasty to my stomach as a puny elf
    Ain't no one higher than myself

    CR20 better get me respect
    else you'll wind up gettin' wrecked
    I'm busting out my damage direct
    I'm here for my title as king to collect

    this is your last chance to run
    better haul ass son
    you'll see that you've been outdone
    be sorry for what you've begun
    >> Sword n' Board 04/30/10(Fri)20:30 No.9535015
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    >>9534695

    I ain't Tordek motherfucker, you ain't gonna punk me like that,
    I've cussed fire with dragons big enough to roll you flat,
    You've spat your last words, don't rely on yo' size mod,
    and a grapple won't topple me cuz' I'm rockin' a tripod.
    Who's your god, motherfucker? Tell 'em I send my regards,
    I've filled the hells with scores of your kind of retards,
    and the bards will all sing, of the ogres I've slain,
    and you ain't got the brain,
    I can see that you're fuming,
    with an int score so low it'd straight-up kill a human,
    and your bitches will be mine once I rend your ass asunder,
    they'll need to use magic device to stroke my rod of wonder.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)20:30 No.9535018
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    >>9534820

    What a charming notion, but you've been defeated
    Thinking your all that, this battle's gettin' heated
    Your hymns go unanswered, your prayers as well
    You'll soon serve Slaanesh at his home in hell
    As for what we make, you cant even fake
    the lie, we alter your boys to serve us in the Eye
    Playin' riffs on their guitars make your brain matter leak
    Our fighters are superior, yours be weak

    And dont even think the Big E
    Can take the time to hear or even see
    The asswhoopin I'm bringin' down on y'all
    The only move you can make is to stall
    Checkmate bitch, that goes for your empire too

    The Eye is here, and you all are through
    Takin over the joint, havin' a party with you know who
    Bringin' Horus and Kharn
    man what a great a guy
    We gonna have a party
    While the empire fries
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)20:32 No.9535062
    >>9535015
    awwww snap, dawg!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)20:33 No.9535074
    And then the Clerics of Funk declare a halfling acappella group the winners.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)20:34 No.9535102
    Water, fire, air and dirt.
    Fuckin' magnets, how do they work? And I don't want to talk to a scientist, y'all mothafuckers lyin', and getting me pissed!
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)20:38 No.9535162
    >>9535149
    Is too.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)20:38 No.9535170
    >>9535018

    Slaneesh ain't nothing but a fatass tranny
    Forces fighting so weak they wouldn't challange my granny
    Sucking so hard It's freaking uncanny
    All you got is perverts
    Lunging like they hot at anything with skirts
    When you roll in town we set off the amber alert
    All we worry about is you're putrid ass squirt

    Don't pretend you know the game
    This ain't no dungeon, no piture frame
    We ain't wearing leather like your ugly dame
    We'll show you how we rose to fame
    You motherfuckers are all the same

    We'll get ready, get set

    Take aim
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)20:41 No.9535218
    50 feet above the stage
    mind a full of rage
    rhymes so massive, can't be caged
    measure's off the gauge

    I'll fuck you still
    the way I rip the wheel
    the mental drill
    the vocal spill
    rip you with my grill
    teeth will kill
    overflow your will
    give you a thrill
    better go home and take your pill
    flowing still
    hold it still
    every fear in your mind fulfill
    keep your dollar bill
    i've put up with your shit until
    they call it God's will
    that I instill
    a new rhyme and spill

    in place of your low quality
    that's the part of me
    that part's gonna be
    to you, like a colonoscopy

    it's your move bitch
    hit me with your best stitch
    the thread's
    almost dead
    better make that hitch
    before the glitch
    so hit the ignition switch
    last chance to beat my rich
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)20:47 No.9535314
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    >>9535149
    >>9535162

    stop it. no. take that shit to /x/. not in this thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)20:48 No.9535332
    >>9535314
    That's /sci/, not /x/.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)20:49 No.9535359
    >>9535314
    Magnet's are /b/'s latest thing, take it there instead
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)20:50 No.9535373
    >>9535170

    As if your emperor is better, that stiff on a chair?
    Your ignorance astounds me, I can hardly bear
    your pitiful rhymes, like grox to the slaughter
    your losin' this fight, you're beat's startin' to faulter

    Callin' us pervs, you may be right, but arn't you forgettin' one point of this fight?
    Y'all have no fun, your empire is like the guy who bails and the possibility of scorin' some tail
    You need to relax and cut loose
    Your borin' lives are tying your noose

    In fact, my Lord sees some promise in a joint like yours
    with followers of trillions, just set the course
    for the eye of terror, you wont be ignored
    You can join us in our party, you wont be bored
    I can assure you, you'll be in the pleasure biz
    So ditch the Comatose dead weight that the big E is
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)21:02 No.9535559
    >>9535373

    You know to any other I'd say
    "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on"
    But you probably did that yesterday
    Yall acting like huge like you know how to slay
    Go back to the brothel and let the big boys play

    You're sad
    You Mad
    You lost
    The chance you had

    You're shit
    We're a hit
    You try to grab a saggy tit
    Our girls are fit

    The only thing stiff is your blue balls hat
    Oh sorry, did you not like that
    It's the sad truth, thats a fact
    It's all that you are so don't bulls shit

    You're just bunch of furry wet dreams
    Someting to make the neckbeards cream
    Go back to the internet where you belong
    Charging five a month to let virgins watch you ream
    You can BAAAW or prove we're wrong

    But you can't
    You won't
    So don't

    Go back and on a dick choke
    After finding out the chick's a bloke
    While the fires of the emprah get stoked
    His name we'll evoke
    When we gun you don't
    Thats how we go to town
    So don't frown
    When we catch you your pants are STILL brown
    You sorry ass clown
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)21:10 No.9535674
    >>9534508
    It was funny 2 hours ago.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)21:22 No.9535828
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    >>9535373
    Your tongues speak weakling lies
    like a serpent crushed who tries
    escaping its fate and denying its doom
    forget your words, you won't even have a tomb

    We will be heroes though others are not
    our stories still remember the times others forgot
    the chaos now is nothing to the chaos before
    when we conquered the galaxy, knees deep in gore

    If you think you can challenge our might
    then pick up your chainaxe and fight
    it might make an amusing tale
    though I expect little from one so frail

    As we live, there is no evil that will stand
    we will finish this by our own claw and hand
    You think you're strong though you are weak
    a pathetic, tiny, wretched little sheep
    your hands of steel shall be crushed by ours of bone
    By death alone for your cowardice you will atone

    If the Imperium is ever left dead without laws
    the will of one still breathes through our jaws
    you have no control, you have no hope
    after we've crushed you, you'll beg for the rope
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)21:32 No.9535954
    >>9535828
    >>9535559

    What is this? Some actual retaliation, something new for you guys
    I wonder how hard it was for you both to try
    to reach our level in the galaxy, you are a mote while on the other hand we
    span across the warp ruling it's domains
    now hurry fast and run away like Ciaphas Cain

    You have no power here, the warp will expand
    untill eventually you all have to make your final stand
    At the gates of Terra, this was inevitable, you all saw it
    The Empire's fall, the open conversion, shit
    boys, I don't need this talk from you poser's hissy fits
    I have no need to argue with you 2-bit
    insane modus operandi

    And now a word if I may
    you wont see the light of day
    Cuz' eventually your light will fall
    And that will be the date of slaanesh's ball
    So give up
    Give in
    You lose
    We win

    Word to your primarchs
    >> Sword n' Board 04/30/10(Fri)21:34 No.9535995
    I've been in and out for the last hour or so, but now it's time to hit the bar. I'm gonna go get drunk, peace /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)21:44 No.9536159
    >>9535995

    Enjoy the drinks man, you earned them.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)21:48 No.9536217
    >>9536159

    True that.

    Slaaneshi rapper here to congratulate /tg/ for this thread, made the last couple of hours really enjoyable. This is why I love you /tg/, keep it up, I'm retiring from this thread
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)21:53 No.9536274
    >>9535954
    You can't even put out a light
    how'd you expect to put up a fight?
    stop talking like you're strong
    all you do is blow all day long

    Not surprising from someone who's head is the gutter
    I'll make it quick, you won't have time to fellate my cutter
    Admit it, you're Russ's bitch
    an ultramarine could defeat you without a hitch

    It might be hard for you to comprehend
    so I'll put it in simple words: bend
    backwards and try this out
    chainsword meet nurgle-infested spout

    Chaos gods are nothing who squirm
    making a weakling into a weaker worm
    You couldn't even best a baby Guilliman
    or put hair on the chest of a wild man

    Space Wolf out
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)21:54 No.9536284
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    Someone call for the best, from afar

    Faster than an Eldar
    Stronger than a Centaur
    Kicking your ass no matter where you are
    With my beats from the streets
    Putting butts in seats
    You know you can't keep up in your ceramite cleats

    With my Fallen Legion
    You're stallin
    Reaching for your nether regions
    Laying castles to seige
    I'm your new Leige

    So don't you wanna
    Kneel to Quain'tana
    Find battle nirvana
    Shit tighter than the sword of shannara
    In my cavern Cabana

    So don't whine
    Don't fear
    You swine
    Just wait til I kick your rear
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)21:55 No.9536293
    >>9536217
    Space Wolfer here. Aww. Well, I'm probably off soon myself. Peace! I enjoyed this.

    (also, darn, misspelling)
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)21:56 No.9536308
    >>9536217

    Imperium rapper here, leaving soon myself
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)21:57 No.9536332
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    >>9536284
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)22:05 No.9536437
    i'm out too gentlemen
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)22:52 No.9537054
    Archive this.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)22:55 No.9537113
    do we want to start a new round/new thread?
    I'd jump in.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)22:58 No.9537159
    i'm surprised this isn't on autosage yet
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)23:03 No.9537236
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    ITT: Sparrow Clan Politics.
    >> Anonymous 04/30/10(Fri)23:04 No.9537255
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    >>9536284
    Fake ass drow, you best be fronting
    You remind me of a centaur, but it is all your grunting
    Too busy Mary Sueing, not enough time rhymin'
    Should get a real male, to bust your hymene

    I'm from Menzoberranzan, a real drow
    Take a quick lesson from me on how to flow
    If you can keep up, pay attention
    I'll retire your ass and put you on a pention

    Reach for my nether regions? Not suprised
    You are desperate for a fucking, or so I've surmised
    Which is to be expected when I let loose
    Ain't a bitch in the Underdark that don't crave the juice

    So sit back, drink this all in
    Cuz, by now you know your weak game can't win
    Face the fact you just lost to a male
    You never stood a chance with rhymes so stale
    >> Anonymous 05/01/10(Sat)01:04 No.9539161
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    >> MC Powersword 05/01/10(Sat)03:33 No.9541336
    >>9535954
    The way I see it, we own the galaxy
    While you're holed up in the eye that don't see
    You think your lyrics can keep up with me
    But your flows are weak, like your devilry

    Expandin' the warp, how is that goin'
    Last I heard the 13th crusade was no success showin'
    Hell Armless failed, while cocks you were blowing
    Cadia stood, faith is the secret we knowing

    The big E knows your shit's wack
    You failed every last attack
    You're like Commander, Cobra
    You couldn't take us soba
    You're a 2 bit villain in a morning cartoon
    And your schemes as weak as yo' punkass tune

    Like you can get to Terra
    You can't pass the Cadain gate
    You think you're a terror
    But you're just something to hate

    Face it, chaos is old news,
    Heresy Failed Slow Blues
    You just can't let it go
    But keep screaming no
    It won't keep up with a hero like me y'know

    Coz I'm crafty like creed
    I'm strong like Gav
    Like a human indeed
    But plassteel balls I have

    I'm Iron like Straken
    I killed a Catachan Kracken
    Like your rhymes I'm a smackin'
    I'm a hero like Cain
    So come at me again
    If you like the pain
    I'll send you insane

    I'm plot armoured like Gaunt
    My life I do flaunt
    But the big E
    Is watchin' over me
    Won't let me die
    So I try
    To be the best I can be
    But you suckers can't hurt me
    I've still got a wound-count of 3
    And I'm a warrior eternal you see
    My faith is like a 1+ invulnerable shield
    I'll never die, and I'll never yeild
    And when the day comes that the Emperor's Demandin'
    Like Pious I know, I'll muthafucking die standin'
    >> Anonymous 05/01/10(Sat)04:07 No.9541757
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    KILL MAIM BURN!
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    KILL! MAIM! BURN!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/10(Sat)05:06 No.9542433
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    Someone do me!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/10(Sat)05:47 No.9542808
    YO YO YO, K-OSS TEAM UP IN THIS SHIT!

    NURGLE, GO!

    (Nurgle):
    SPREDIN' PLAGUE AND PESTILENCE FAR AND WIDE
    IN YOUR PUNY IMPERIUM YOU HAVE NOWHERE TO HIDE
    CONSTANT AND UNDYING I'M THE LORD OF DECAY
    ALL YOU DEATH FEARING MORTALS, COME TO ME AND PRAY
    I WILL LET YOU LIVE FOREVER SO EMBRACE THE DISEASE
    SO ABANDON YOUR EMPEROR, AND FALL TO YOUR KNEES!

    That's right, bitches, Khorne, your turn!

    (Khorne)
    SPLITTIN' SKULLS
    TAKIN' NAMES
    CRUSHIN' BALLS
    STARTIN' FLAMES
    GOD OF BLOOD, I WILL CONQUER ALL
    DROWN THE GALAXY IN BLOOD
    AT MY FEET YOU WILL CRAWL
    WE'RE THE UNSTOPPABLE FLOOD
    FACE THE TRUTH, YOU'LL LOSE THIS BRAWL
    AND YOU SO-CALLED GOD
    HE'S ABOUT TO FALL!

    Fucking right! Pervert, tell 'em!

    (Slaanesh)
    LUST, PLEASURE, FIRE AND COCAINE
    CORRUPTING EVEN NOBLE MINDS, I CANNOT BE SLAIN
    WHEN I TOUCH YOU WITH MY WARPDICK YOUR NEW PLEASURE IS PAIN
    SO I'M STARTING BRAND NEW 14'TH CHAOS CAMPAIGN
    FROM THE EYE OF TERROR, WHERE I WAS BORN AND RAISED
    DEMONS OF PERVERSION RIDE, BUT THAT'S ONLY FIRST PHASE
    NEXT ONE, MY TENTECLES REACH HOLY TERRA'S DOOR
    AS I DRINK YOUR BIG E'S SOUL HE WILL BE CRYING FOR MORE!

    Aw shit, man! Tzeentch, finish the fight!

    (Tzeentch):
    BETTER TACTICIAN THAN CREED
    ALWAYS 'JUST AS PLANNED'
    NO ONE CAN TELL WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN I'M IN COMMAND
    YOU WILL OBEY MY WILL, CAUSE I'M CHANGING YOUR WAYS
    NO MATTER IF YOU CRUSH MY ARMIES OR IF YOUR PLANETS ARE ABLAZE
    MY GREATER DAEMON IS A FUCKING SPACE BIRD
    HE WILL TWIST YOUR MIND INSANE AND TAKE OVER YOUR WORLD
    IF YOU THINK YOU'RE WINNING, BETTER THINK AGAIN
    I'VE GOT ALL THE ACES UP MY SLEEVE, ALL YOUR EFFORTS ARE IN VAIN!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/10(Sat)05:48 No.9542811
    I love you /tg/, I really do.
    >> Blackheart !!FYEhWpAirtN 05/01/10(Sat)05:56 No.9542849
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    This battle still be ragin'?!
    You the best at bitchin' /tg/!
    >> Malal 05/01/10(Sat)06:03 No.9542890
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    Look at you gods, you must be so lonely,
    Puffed up, looking tough? but so phoney...
    you and your boys, you don't know me
    you really wanna go me?
    SHOW ME
    homie
    >> Anonymous 05/01/10(Sat)06:10 No.9542930
    It's hilarious reading people who clearly don't listen to rap, try to rhyme.
    >> Champion of Malal 05/01/10(Sat)06:12 No.9542950
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    You demonic fiends better be right on edge
    you watch my flail swing around still it's splits open your head!
    Chaos is for weak, the insane and the mad,
    The true heretic hunts both the Chaos gods AND the emeperor of man,
    while the Xenos cringes in terror, those bitches are just waiting for their fate
    The last thing they'll be seeing's my brown-red hood and unveil my God's infernal face.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/10(Sat)06:12 No.9542951
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    >> Ode to the 4e half-races K.O.BOLD MOTHER FUCK UP THIS BITCH 05/01/10(Sat)06:24 No.9543045
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    HALF ELVES? MUTHER FUCKING HALF ORCS?

    Man, minions don't know what it's gonna be
    Fuckin with a PC like me, K to the BOLD to the X
    Last I heard, y'all niggaz was havin sex, with the SAME sex
    I show no love, to HALF RACE thugs
    Empty out, reloaded and throw more slugs
    How you gonna explain fuckin a man?
    Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand
    I don't buck with chumps, for those to been to jail
    Only know how to be ONE WAY, that's the dog
    I know how to get down, know how to BITE
    Bark very little, but I know HOW TO FIGHT
    I know how to chase a orc in the tree
    MAN, I GIVE Y'ALL NIGGAZ THE B'INESS FOR FUCKIN WIT ME, IS YOU CRAZY?!?
    >> MC Powersword 05/01/10(Sat)06:33 No.9543106
    >>9542808
    Oh shit, you want to throw down?

    They call you pappa nurgle,
    But your cultists merely gurgle,
    They think they're tough with their 3(4) and FNP
    But me and my powerfist show them who's boss again
    You think your death guard are something so hard?
    Well they're just lazy marines, with some oozing lard

    You can send yo diseases
    Whenever you pleases
    The faithful will persevere
    Show zealous hatred, not fear
    We're in a whole other tier
    Coz we're holy in here
    The big E on his chair
    Keeps us safe and cleans our air
    Lord of Decay?
    Fine, have it your way
    Your rhymes are rotten
    Your flows are weak
    You're tough like cotton
    So don't even speak

    Coz there's only one god for any righteous man
    His name is Emps, and my soul he can
    Keep forever by his side, I'll help him fight
    The scumbags like you, with righteous might

    Khorne, for a god of war, your rhymes are soft
    I didn't think anyone's flow was worse then what nurgle just coughed
    But only killing worth doing is in the Emperor's Name
    In his name I slaughter, bust rhymes, rise to fame
    Seriously there's only so many words that rhyme with blood
    You think you spit ill rhymes, but son, you're a dud
    >> MC Powersword 05/01/10(Sat)06:36 No.9543133
    >>9543106
    Little kid Slanny/ The deity tranny
    I told you once, I'll tell you again
    You're a class A dunce, coz you want everything turned up past 10
    But moderation is the key
    Everything in it's time
    A time to pray, a time to see
    A time to sit back and rock to my rhyme
    Time to slaughter heretics, Time to purge witches
    Time to give your daemons some stictches
    You can offer me riches
    Or pussy tight as my lyrics
    But I"ll stay Emperic
    I wont give in to greed
    Because I've got all I need
    To smack you punkass down
    Run you own of this town

    My lasgun, Pattern Tripplex, My guns that I do flex
    My mouth to spit ill beats, to laugh at your D-feats

    You think you're immortal, Coz if I kill you you'll portal
    Back to hell whence you came, Bitch, you be tame
    If you return to reality, to cause some fatality
    I'll show some originality
    And send you packing with the most righteous rhymes since S-dogg Thorr
    You're just a multidemensional whore
    And a 9th ass will be tore
    If you come knocking on my door

    You think you can mach wits with Creed?
    I got some tactical genius, just what I need
    To finish this battle, so I can get me some mead
    Coz you aint gonna be tricking any army I lead
    >> MC Powersword 05/01/10(Sat)06:37 No.9543141
    >>9543133

    >'JUST AS PLANNED'?
    Shit you got canned
    When you're in command
    It means I'm winning the land
    You take your last stand
    And then you say "I meant it to go down that way"
    planning crushing defeats is pretty stupid I'd say
    You think you're pulling the strings
    Until you see the smack down I brings
    Coz me and my crew of verbose kings
    Are fucking clipping your wings

    Your flow makes no sense
    Reality it just rents
    And time gets all bent
    But I'll fix it in a moment
    Coz rhymes like mine on this mike are so fine
    That faith will fix
    You and all yo tricks

    You got nothing on me
    Or my fellow man
    Let me introduce to you
    DJ Catachan

    We all over you four
    like a rattling begging for more
    You're fucked to the core
    We know you're sore
    Coz your one big mastastroke
    With horus got all broke
    Pious my brother made you choke
    And he was just one bloke

    By the throne and astronomicon
    You're washed up since armageddon
    Leave the rhyming and rapping
    For us skilled double tappin'
    Las in yo ass we be cappin'

    MC Powersowrd and DJ Catachan up in this crusade
    Big E is the only way, muthafucker!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/10(Sat)06:46 No.9543182
    >>9543106
    >>9543133
    >>9543141

    Curse you, loyalists, you win this battle, but we will return! Beware!
    >> Anonymous 05/01/10(Sat)06:50 No.9543202
    ITT 200 posts of calling each other gay in rhyme.

    Goddamn it /tg/, can't your minds conceive of any other kind of diss than "you're a homo"? Seriously?
    >> Anonymous 05/01/10(Sat)06:50 No.9543210
    >>9535018
    YES YES YES OH GOD YES
    >> Anonymous 05/01/10(Sat)06:52 No.9543228
    >>9543202
    No. And god damn, we're nearly up to 300 posts.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/10(Sat)06:55 No.9543254
    >>9543202
    Look man, this 4chan for crying out loud. The inability to insult is expected.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/10(Sat)06:57 No.9543263
    >>9543254

    >4chan

    >inability to insult

    What? Practically every post on every board on 4chan is an insult to someone.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/10(Sat)06:58 No.9543277
    >>9543263
    Screw you man, screw you.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/10(Sat)07:00 No.9543284
    >>9543263
    An insult should be something that makes you feel bad for even breathing.

    I just feel sad for the 4channer who still uses "U MAD," or a reaction image as a way of insulting.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/10(Sat)07:06 No.9543320
    So it's true about day and nighttime on this board.
    First people have fun and produe loads of OC, then fags come and bitch about how /tg/'s nigger music isn't nigger enough.
    >> Anonymous 05/01/10(Sat)07:39 No.9543520
    >>9543202
    Nofun.jpg
    >> Anonymous 05/01/10(Sat)12:48 No.9546342
    Hah, this is still around? I'm proud of you /tg/.



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