It was then that we learned that Player 2 has Mjolnir tattooed on his hand in clear UV responsive ink and a mini black light on his keychain. This is where it suddenly gets important that Player 1 is about 5'10" and 140 pounds and Player 2 is 6'2" and 240.
Player 2 shows him the Mjolnir using the blacklight and told us that why he doesn't actually believe Thor or any of the other AEsir are real he sticks with the religion's spirit and in respect to his Faroese ancestors. Player 1, apparently not able to see a quality ass kicking in his future, says "You're just gaying it up even further. Got any more imaginary friends?" Player 2 has clearly heard this before and just says "What happened in your childhood that makes you so angry about religion that you just have to spit on everyone's instead of just letting it go?" Player 1 then makes the absolute genius move of responding to the word "spit" by actually spitting on Player 2. He hocked up a good one and launched it strait on his face.

Sweet Jesus Player 2 beat the shit out of that guy. It was a home brewed, properly aged ass beating. He hit him twice and backed off and said something about losing his temper and that he was sorry for fighting in the DMs house when Player 1 decided to hit him with his chair. Player 2 whipped around like a bear that got poked by a stick and punched that guy into pudding. He had him on the ground in one hit, but he punched his head against the floor like a hammer on an anvil a few times and stomped on his chest until he felt better. That guy looked like the wrong end of a babboon when he was done.

Thor would have been proud.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

3.5 is broken.

>>9787763
True or not, this story makes me proud to be among the gamer race.

Guess I'll be seeing player 2 in Valhalla.

Fuck yeah Norse mythology.

Personally, I'm pretty fucking anti-religious, but what another person believes isn't any of my fucking business and I certainly don't care about religious elements in a fantasy game. Especially when it was actually justified in character.

Guy deserved the beating he got.

cool story bro

>>9787823

Cool. People who howl about religion tend to be self important, self declared intellectuals anyway.

Oh man, i totally would have picked a fight like that.


But at the same time, im a pretty hueg guy.

Sounds like player 1 is a faggot. Why is he in your group?

>>9787763
>>9787752
I'm glad I don't live in whatever shithole you have where people get upset over tattooing anything else than a religious symbol.
Damm, is that a serious issue or some such?

This is a fucking awesome story

>>9787809
and yeah, i hate religion, and anyone who would throw it in my face (atheist at a catholic school) but at the same time i hate anyone who would throw their anti religion shit around so hard. Atleast be funny about it. sheesh

>>9787840
He's generally a decent guy and had never pulled anything like this before. He's kind of rude at times but generally not an active douche bag like that.

>>9787846

I'm guessing Player 1 is just an extraordinarily whiny aspie faggot.

Nigga earned that assbeating.

>Apparently Player 1 was touched by someone with a religious tattoo because he wasn't giving it up...

Is this confirmed or just conjecture?

tl;dr Player 0 is a troll

Im ok with player 2's actions. Player 1 deserved it.

I've killed men for less.

>>9787910
>I've fucked men for less.
FTFY

Its not just that he was ripping on tattoos, religious tattoos, or Player 2. Its that he began doing so in the context of a fucking game of make believe. Faggot.

I approve of the arsewhupping. It is also appropriate that Player 1 got hit with Mjolnir.

I'm an agnostic athiest (Read: Don't know, don't care) but the preachy atheists are as bad as the preachy theists.

PLAYER 2 HAS EARNED THE BLESSINGS OF MIGHTY THOR.

MAY HIS MEAD-HORN EVER BE FULL AND HIS WENCHES BUXOM!

>>9787846
It's southern Indiana. We're in the Bible Belt and we've got plenty of "Sunday Christians" around here.

>>9787926
Agreeing with your religious choice even if posting this does graze the edges of my being a 'preachy atheist'.

My mantra has become, "I'm not arrogant enough to believe that I, a finite being, knows anything whatsoever about something so massive as the divine."

On second thought, yeah I'm a preachy fuckwad about religeon. My bad. Carry on.

>>9787937
A sarcastic amen from middle Indiana, greetings neighbor.

>>9787876
No, that was just me being a smartass.

>>9787925
I thought that made it all even better.

>>9787963
>My mantra has become, "I'm not arrogant enough to believe that I, a finite being, knows anything whatsoever about something so massive as the divine."

It's funny because in theory the Bible says the exact same thing and yet Christians the world around think that they or at least their priests know what an infinite and incomprehensible greater power wants.

ARCHIVED. LOL.

>>9787926
>agnostic athiest

You're a moron and you're just babbling shit. You'd have been far better off just saying the "don't know don't care" instead of trying to shove words onto it to sound fancier.

>>9787978
>>9787937

Howdy from a few dozen miles towards the northern part of Indianer.

>>9788012

>>9787993

Wow. If serious about the bible quotation/summary then neat-o. I came to that conclusion all by my lonesome way back when I was suffering through high school.

Is only surprising cuz I've never bothered to study ANY religion; at least not on purpose. They all seemed too... is cult-ish the word I'm looking for?

>>9787993
GOD HATES X

is probably the single silliest saying ever.

How do you know? Did you ask him?

At least the norse went
KILL ENEMIES FOR THOR
instead of
DENOUNCE PEOPLE IN OUR OWN FAMILIES FOR ALTERNATE LIFESTYLE PREFERENCES

>>9787978
Hello neighbor. I myself am real far south. An hour or so north of Evansville.

>>9787994
Thank you sir.


In somewhat related news, I think in my next game I'm going to use the Norse gods instead of the D&D pantheon.

>>9788032
>KILL ENEMIES FOR THOR

BLOOD AND THUNDER!

I don't know a nice way to say this, so I'll just say it: Please don't turn this into a religious argument thread. That's not at all what I wanted this to be about.

>>9787993
In many places the Bible does say almost exactly that. You can't quantify infinity, why bother trying.

Oddly enough... I'm a christian, but I still take issue with what most christians believe and how they get to those conclusions. I call them denotative literalists; the same people who think women shouldn't vote, god hates gay people and feel like any kind of sex before marriage is a direct path to hell.

So much for peace, love and acceptance...

>>9788058

These kind of threads eventually always turn into it. Embrace the storm.

>>9787931
I'm not real sure how I missed it, but that's a pretty bitchin' depiction of Mjolnir.

>>9788038
DO IT. the norse pantheon makes everything cool.

Whats that? Spears hammers and longswords?
Whats this? Hardly any give a fuck?
What? Most have the same alignments, making alignments for clerics either Robin Hood or Darth Vader?
Fuck year!

>>9788038
Middle Indiana here.

At first I thought it odd that I've also used the Norse pantheon for my D&D but then I remembered that we still use axes and hammers out here in the woods to survive the winter and I realized how much sense it made for rural gamers to feel a similar liking for Norse mythologies.

>>9788031
>I've never bothered to study ANY religion; at least not on purpose. They all seemed too... is cult-ish the word I'm looking for?

How can you have a worthwhile opinion on the subject, if you are willingly ignorant about it?

I took Intro to Religion at my local community college for a humanities credit if I remember correctly.

Otherwise, you got the entire internet at your disposal.

>>9788076
I don't think it will be a storm this late at night, but there already have been a few swells.

THIS PLEASES THOR

UV responsive ink?
Blacklight?
Back of hand?
Brb, getting a triforce tattoo on left hand in that shit.

raising my cup to player 2

>>9788052

Show me your honor

>>9788038
Lol, I might be pretty close to you too, Mt Carmel, IL.

>>9788076
I knew the chance of that happening was almost 100% but I'd like to avoid it as much as possible.

I'd much rather this be a friendly thread, but I know this usually turns into a really hot-button issue.

I'd like to think that the theme of the story being "don't be a dick about other people's religion" would help deter from the arguing. But, all said and done: This is 4chan and I know that.

>>9788058
>>9787752

Hey, you brought up fighting AND religion first pal. And on the internets even. You deserve this threadjack as much as I've ever seen anyone deserve anything.

>>9788112

Lol. Brookville, IN. I've driven past your house I bet.

Player one deserves the assbeating just for the spitting.

>>9788089
>we still use axes and hammers out here in the woods to survive the winter

I hadn't thought about that. That's a really good point. I used to live in Spurgeon Indiana and there was TONS of that going on.

>>9788103
WANT!

>Thor was proud.

Fix'd. Thor smiles on his most blessed of servants. Truly he shall have a choice seat in the mead-hall.

>>9788133
probably, i live by the edge of town on the way to Princeton.

>>9788096
>How can you have a worthwhile opinion on the subject, if you are willingly ignorant about it?

Do you know anything about the anatomy of a tellitubby? Then, you can't have an opinion on the validity of tellitubby medicine and its validity.

>>9788112
I've been through there a time or two.

>>9788126
The big theme of the story was "don't be a dick about your religion or other people's" so I don't know what you're so upset about.

>>9788012
A/Theism reflects one's faith, A/Gnosticism reflects one's practice. A person who calls himself a Catholic who doesn't practice, or a Catholic who does not attend Mass, would be an agnostic theist.

In the OP's story, Player 2 is a gnostic atheist. While he thinks Thor and co. is bullshit, he strives by their code.

>>9788173
There are only 4 of them. They are an endangered species kept on a preserve until they die out.

>>9788159
I've been through Princeton quite a bit. I live about 10 miles from Petersburg.

>>9788114
>>9788126
Thor is the God of storms and thunder.

That said, Don't be a dick can be said about anything.
Hell, if the character would have had a symbol of peace tattooed on him instead it could just as well have been about hippies Or a coin or a sign of wealth and capitalists.
And so on and so on.

>>9788173
i dont have an opinion of off topic teletubbie medicine.

Thor approves. Hang around the guy; for all we know he's a Scion of Thor.

On second thought, you might want to stay away.

>>9788190
Which isn't fast enough, it might require a little "Divine Intervention"(read: Barrett M82A3) to speed things along.

>>9788173
>>9788190
That exchange was worth an entire thread.

>>9788212
>On second thought, you might want to stay away.
Well, assuming the OP isn't a frost giant, he's probably okay

>>9787752
>>9787763
P1 deserved the holy smiting.
I make fun of religion and religious people but not in a way of ad hominem nor with curse words.
>>9788100
You forgot the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnT4VEaOALc

>>9788207
What opinion would you have towards somebody who claims to be a student of teletubby medicine?

>>9788212
He's a great guy to be friends with. He's a raging jackass to anyone he doesn't like, but if he likes you he'd give you the shirt he was wearing if you needed it.

>>9788231
I am most certainly not a frost giant and so I don't feel worried about it.

>>9788243
I would want to know what his favorite blankie material is, and whether or not he prefers breastmilk to formula.

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS

It didn't really matter what was said, anyone spitting on someone else risks an ass whipping.

>>9788259
What an ignorant and demeaning response. Clearly you need to research tellitubbie medicine before you're allowed to have an opinion toward him.

>>9788283
Im just implying that anyone interested that deeply in the anatomical details of a teletubby is most likely a toddler.

Player 1 commited the greatest act of idiocy imaginable.

When someone, clearly enraged, stops and wants to move on. Contrary to what professional wrestling may have you believe. Involving a chair in the matters is never a good idea.

You either wind up with someone whose back you just broke and is now sueing you to sustain their meager existence in a wheelchair.

Or if you fucked up you have just robbed the other guy of all reason.

It's a lose/lose as soon as you get into it.

>>9788231
The bigger risk is getting their legends intertwined.

>>9788190
Can Telletubbies even breed?

>>9788283
Of course. If you don't know the inner teachings at all, how can you be qualified to judge either the whole or its practitioners?

>>9788189
Oh geez it seems that I have to explain this shiznit again.

Gnostic theist: Believes in god because he/she knows that he exists.
Agnostic theist: Believes in god because it's very likely that he exists.
Gnostic atheist: Doesn't believe in god because he/she knows that he doesn't exists.
Agnostic atheist: Doesn't believe in god because it's very unlikely that he exists.

The more you know.

>>9788282
>It didn't really matter what was said, anyone spitting on someone else deserves an ass whipping.
fix'd

Inb4 thread is ruined by hurtbutt athiestfags like Player 1. Why do you have to make us look bad?

>>9788231
>>9788253
Don't worry, I wasn't insulting anyone, just riffing off one of the Scion system's little peculiarities.

>>9788283
Actually I can have any opinion I want, noone can take that right away from me, but what I cannot do is spout off my opinion as fact, which I dont do.

>>9788335
Too late, this thread is now telletubbies.

>>9788329
this times a million.

is you spit on a dude, and you aren't both in like... a dune convention or something, that's an asskicking. no ifs, ands, or buts.

>>9788302
Why would a TODDLER be interested in anatomical details?
They just know they have TVs int heir tummies and shit rocks. They don;t care about the bio-electrical impulses of the Teletubbie brain-antennae that allow them to peer into the lives of small children.
Or why the Sun has the face of a Baby... or what makes that freaky vacuum thing go.

... I'm not a Teletiubbie scientist!

>>9788348

Alright /tg/, stat teletubbies in both 3.5 and 4th. Also, give a thorough description of their habits and biology. Bonus points if you can provide autopsy results.

>>9788357
I think the vacuum run on the tears of the damned. And the sun is a baby they lit on fire.

>>9788282
I couldn't believe he did it. Player 1 is about 5'10" and maybe 140 pounds. He wears thick black plastic framed glasses and I could easily imagine him wearing a "three wolf moon" shirt. Player 2, on the other hand, is around 6'2" and 240 pounds. He lifted weights a lot in high school, played football for something to do [remember, southern Indiana], and from there dresses like a typical metal head. He's usually in a band shirt, jeans, Matterhorn boots, and he's got elbow length gnarly blond hair.

Watching Player 1 pick a fight with Player 2 was like watching a little kid trying to get a pillow fight going with a bear.

Wow P1 sounds like a niggerfaggot. That has nothing to do with atheism or theism. It's pure bred douchebaggery.

>>9788335
>>9788348
And in order to participate, you must hold a doctorate in telletubby medicine.
To prevent these butthurt amedicals from shitting up the thread-- it is simply unheard of for anyone to question the sanity of a Doctor.
They just have no respect.

Among the other hypocritical ironies common to the loudest and most ignorant of the socially/spiritually conservative elements of culture, it's fun that the people most likely to scream arbitrarily about "freedom" and call anyone with authority who isn't exactly like them a nazi tyrant are the most likely to want to kill someone for threatening their belief in an omnipotent alien entity that controls every aspect of their daily lives.

I just got a call from Player 2. Someone gave him a bottle of bourbon and so he's on his way over to watch some Star Wars. I think I'll show him the thread and let him in on it.

>>9788378
I'll also make sure to print this out for the group.

>>9788428
Drinking Bourbon and watching Starwars? That how it go down there by you?

player 1 clearly had some issues. player 2 didnt even give him much of a verbal beatdown before he started spitting.

maybe he was abused by a priest or something and all the memories came back

>>9788399
Indeed. Anybody who non-apologetically denys tellebtubby medicine is just being a dick because their parents made them watch the telletubbies. Me? I'm not dick, and I'm not arrogant enough to have on opinion on the validity of the study of telletubbie medicine.

>>9788403
You mean socially liberal.*
Anti-authority angst and enforced 'respect' of other people's beliefs is quite a common flavor.
"You must be completely open minded to everything, and if you're not, you are evil."

>>9787763
>>9787752
Awesome.

>>9788403

Scientoligists?

>>9788466
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXE6GZPPCOk

>>9788468
Listen here. Teletubby medicine *exists,* I practice it every day, saving the lives and health of countless telletubby souls.
By not holding an opinion on the matter, you claim that there is not sufficient evidence to convince you of the need for my discipline.
There is no higher arrogance.

>>9788555
Indeed. Indeed. The Doctors will be practicing medicine in and around the general public.
To prevent risk to our telletubby patients, the public must be at least moderately educated in the mysteries: how to maintain a sanitary area, and the Appointed Days of Operation.

>>9788555
Do teletubbies have souls?

Hey everyone. Glad you enjoyed what went down.

Also, check out this picture I found on this guy's computer.

>>9788588
It is merely a figure of speech; I was speaking of the whole of the telletubby, mind and body.

>>9788394
So, uh, describe Player 0 to us? Does he seem like the kind of person that would do this on purpose, or what?

I see that there is now a big controversy over telletubbie medicine. Can we just agree that those that believe in it or not are equally valid?

>>9788428
Player 2? It's wrong to condone violence in any form. HOWEVER. There comes a point where you got to put people aright when they're being raging cockmonglers. And oh boy have you put P1 right. If we're all lucky the next time he wants to be a fucking rude retard he'll remember the teeth he swallowed tonight and keep his mouth shut.

>>9788588
They have several.
They steal them from innocent children.

>>9788611
Oh god, will it eat the baby?!

>>9788614
Our discipline is a very real and factual one-- we would never mean to imply religious connotations.
Certainly not like those fools worshiping nature gods, there is only one accredited body of telletubby medicine.

>>9788618
Personally I think it pretty fucking unlikely that Player 0 was trolling for that purpose, and it sounds like a pretty solid way to always have a holy symbol at your disposal.

brb, getting UV-ink aquila

>>9788618
He's barely related to the story. He didn't know Player 2 here had the tattoo and didn't know that Player 1 was a whiny cunt. He's a nice guy and a pretty good player. We were making jokes about how he never plays anything but Monks or Clerics, so he multiclassed them together and came up with the holy symbol tattoo idea as part of it.

>>9788625
This faggotry again...

>>9788643
I'm not a man that likes to get mad, but if I do I don't feel too bad. There comes some situations you just can't let it be.

And for the record: I never intended to mess him up so bad. I've got somewhat of a temper issue and am not a big fan of getting spit on. I tried to reign it back, but once someone brings a weapon into a fight, especially one that was already over, they've offered themselves up to a world of hurt if they can't keep their end of the deal.

Oh shit, someone mentioned religion on the internet.

Thank God (oops!) I think I got here after the shitstorm!

>>9788656
>Certainly not like those fools worshiping nature gods
Excuse me but have you ever looked at sun?
There is definetly a face there.

>>9788704
He spat on you. They gives you free reign to hit him. It's basically the universal fight starter.
Then he swung a chair at you. You had every right to beat him senseless. I just hope you didn't break anything in the house.

>>9788625
Certainly not! That would put us at the same level as the uneducated!
The Doctors by their very understanding of the medicine are the only ones qualified to accompany the telletubbies into their Pastures.

While you might claim that a Doctor and an amedical are both humans, I *know* with a certainty that I have a greater connection to the functioning of the world, and indeed, care for and speak with the telletubbies regularly as only I can.

>>9788736
I worship the vacuum.

What a hilariously justified beatdown.

>>9788740
It was a pretty linear beating. Two hits had him down and then I used the floor like an anvil for his head. I don't think anything got broken other than that guys nose.

This thread is comedy gold.

Good job Player 2.

>>9788771
Good. Cuss if you're going to get so rough you start breaking stuff, go outside!

I am curious actually, what are the longer-lasting effects? Did the idiot (Player 1) make good afterward, run off and swear never to return, get kicked out of the game..?

>>9788752
Teletubbies need physical care but do they need psychological consulting?

>>9788810
No, they cause a need for psychological counseling.

>>9788736
Why would we contemplate what the world looks like? It isn't our cause to understand anything other than how to care for the telletubbies.
We are medical Doctors, while we may dabble in sun-face philosophy (and indeed are highly respected in any field,) it is not in our purview to delve deeply in matters other than healing.

>>9788800
He didn't say a whole lot afterward. Our DM just kind of called over the commotion that we'd finished the game for the night, and everyone just kind of meandered out. It was pretty awkward.

The OP says he talked to him on the phone a bit ago and he's pretty bruised up and pretty mad about. He said he knows he was out of line but thinks I took it too far. That's got "pussy" written all over it and I imagine we'll just kind of phase him out of this game. I plan to try to talk to him soon and work it out though.

>>9788810
The telletubby's mind and body are one; we care for both simultaneously.
It is a good question though, you may have the makings of a Doctor yet.

>>9788849
You're an all around good guy. Not many people would try to work it out after being SPAT ON.

Keep on being credit to friendship and games.

>>9788856
It just bothered me.
The fact that hundreds of images go through a monitor on your stomach must have some psychological effect on you.
Mental images could be pretty disturbing.

>>9788849
Hm. Pity. But he provoked it. One with the little 'I'm an athiest douche and I'll shove my attitude down your throat' bullshit that the pseudointellectuals like to pull. Not a really big provocation though. Two, spit in your face. That's an invitation for a beating right there. Three, after it's over he uses a chair? That's escalation, he should be happy you didn't find a weapon yourself.

>>9788849
>I plan to try to talk to him soon and work it out though.

Don't. Now is the time that he needs to get on, and not have any more contact with you or yours. He'll be no end of additional trouble for you. You said all you needed to with repeated applications of his head to the floor.

>>9788958
Disregard this dude.
Forgive him but not lightly. You seem like a smart man though. Do what you already have decided to.

>>9788958
It's not impossible that this be an eye opener for him. Some people run through this delusion that they're untouchable. The beating may not instill the respect that shit should have, but at the least it will instill the appropriate fear.

>>9788917
>>9788931

Each player involved in this game, aside from the Cleric, is an emotionally unstable tart.
The Cleric was going along with the flavor of the game--a world in which deities do exist and grant power to the Cleric.

P1 should have obviously realized this.
P2 should have said so, rather than making it personal.

I will note that I'm dubious as to whether this actually happened, or there was a bit of samefag storytelling here.
As a side note, religious tattoos in a world where deities do not have a material effect are somewhat silly:
Was something like "Be well in life." too hard to tattoo?

>>9788917
As much fun as it is to deliver an ass beating that sort of thing is a one and done and I'd rather keep our gaming group going. I've put up with more annoying people before anyway.

>>9788931
Fortunately enough for him I've got enough of a hold on my temper problems now to keep from punching his head in. I still feel like I let him off pretty easy with a busted nose and a purple face.

>>9788995
>P2 should have said so, rather than making it personal.

I should have said what? I told him pretty quick that his religious opinions had nothing to do with the game and it wasn't his character either. When he went off on a rant about anyone with a religious tattoo being gay I showed him mine and explained my religion. I tried to get him to calm down and he ended up spitting on me. I didn't hit him until he spit on me, and even then I tried to walk away from any further conflict.

I wanna hi-five you, bro.

>>9787752
An Odinist unable to seperate ingame drama from his daft fucking Death Metal "religion". What a tweest!!

>>9789086
Or a guy who tried to get one guy to shut up and get on with the game who didn't like getting spit on.

As for the "death metal religion" bit: I'm not into death metal. I like classic rock and early heavy metal. I've got a Led Zeppelin shirt on right now and a Judas Priest bumper sticker on my car.

>>9789086

>>9789066

You should have calmly explained that in the game world, the Cleric's deity exists and responds to religious symbols.
By using yourself as a personal example of ostensibly 'someone with a religious tattoo who is not gay,' you drew yourself in unnecessarily.

This is not to say that Player 1 is faultless-- he went on a rant without evidence at a somewhat inappropriate moment.
Stating something is "really fucking gay" does nothing to convince people of *why* he dislikes with it.

>>9789232
There was plenty of everyone telling him "it's just a game" before I showed him my tattoo. The OP's story glosses over the conversation with generalizations of everyone's statements. Me showing him my tattoo was after about 30 minutes of him bitching and refusing to drop the subject. My hopes was that seeing someone was at the table that had what he was complaining about would at least push common human decency on him well enough for him to just drop it and get on with the game.

>>9789122
"Spat" on, LRN 2 ENGLISH.
Your faith comes from fucking NOWHERE.
Even those descended of Norse blood would scoff.
You're a metal - sub genre irrlevant - fanboy, who covers up his fanaticism with a veneer of religiosity.
You'd be no better than someone tatooing themselves with the Matrix of Leafership and saying they believe in Primus.
Or a 40K fag getting a tattoo of the aquila and taking girlyman as their spiritual liege.
Worse, you got violent over your fanboy shit, unable to seperate your own ego from FANTASY.
Wow. Just fucking WOW.

>>9789324

>>9789324
You're going to have to try harder than that.

>>9789324
Player 1 is that you?

>>9789324

What's wrong with the Aquila?

>>9789300

I find it hard to believe that he was unwilling to accept the obvious game rules concerning 'Holy Symbols,' regardless of whether they are made out of metal or ink.

A DM statement should be rather clear: "Holy Symbols are symbols of holiness, whatever they're made out of."

As the DM, I likely would have said "You have a problem with this, but not that the Monk can punch dragons to death and pray for his skin to be steel-tough?"

>>9789324
Looks like someone didn't read the thread, or even as much as a full post.

>>9789359
Plenty of those things were said to him. He seems to just have a really specific stick up his ass over this subject.

>>9789339
Try harder than what?
Expressing truth?
Tell you what, how about telling me what's so deep and meaningful about your "faith". Explain it's validity to me. I'm genuinely intriuged.

Player 1 is an aspie faggot who deserves to be kicked out of your group.

Player 2, is the Mjolnir tattoo actually on your hand? If so, that's pretty hilarious considering the whole thing started with Player 1 bitching about a monk getting a holy symbol tattooed on his hand to sanctify his weapon.

>>9789381

Troll harder, man. Troll harder.

At first, I was happy to hear this story.

But as I continued to read, I'm starting to feel convinced I've been successfully trolled.

Player 1 is a humongous douchebag and deserved what he got. Player 2 sounds like me, therefore he is alright.

Brofist.

>>9789383
>is the Mjolnir tattoo actually on your hand?
It's a very small outline in between the knuckles on my middle finger done in clear UV ink. When it doesn't have a blacklight on it you can see a little bit of a scarring from the needle but that's it. Then it glows a light blue under a black light.

>>9789350
Not much. Very geeky, even within the fandom to get it inked. Outside the fandom, could be seen as a Nazi.
If you get it inked and then say you BELIEVE IN TEH EMPERLORD then you're a colossal faggot.

>>9789381
Tell you what, how about telling me what's so deep and meaningful about your "life". Explain it's validity to me. I'm genuinely intriuged.

>>9789375

Mmm. Then as a tip: If someone has a severe emotional disturbance regarding something, it is best not to make yourself a target of it-- in this case, it is likely that nothing you could have said would have calmed him.
Recognize that, and support the DM's decision, whose authority it is to quiet or eject unruly players.

Unless a game-breaking event would result, Player 1 had no real reason to be so upset.

>>9789441

Can't it be taken as a Roman, rather than a Nazi, symbol?

>>9787763
Player 1 was a faggot that deserved the kicking he got.

>>9789474
If people were calm, centered, logical beings, yeah.

But they're not. I think the "It may be mistaken for a nazi symbol" is a hypocritical cowardly excuse for not getting an Aquila tattoo, though.

Fuck the unwashed masses. It's time they let that shit go.

>>9789474
Certainly could, but people tend to think the worst.

> Norse fighting
NURP!

>>9789430
Due to your persistence that if we all just let him have his way and the DM rang his magic bell it all would have been washed away in a cold breeze I assume you are trolling and will ignore you from this post on.

>>9789439

Sweet irony.

>>9789441
>Aquila
>symbol used by Rome, Byzantium and half of Western Europe at any point in history
>"Nazi"

Sigh.

The thing I find hilarious about this is the fact he's trying to force his own militant atheist views not only onto other people, but onto fictional characters in a setting where the gods do actually exist and the symbol has genuine power.

It's these militant atheists, and unfortunately the site is full of them, that give the rest of us a bad name.

I'm an atheist but I don't try to force my views on others, don't mind if others are religious, and I don't think they're stupid for being religious either. Some of the most inteligent people I know are moderately fundamental Christians.

These atheists that go around calling others stupid for beleiving in a religion and trying to force their atheists beleifs on others are just as bad as the religious extremists who try to force their religious beleifs on others.

>>9789539
Thank you sir, you've given me my new computer desktop.

>>9789510
>it's time people forgot about the Nazis
>don't care if they think my Aquila is a Nazi Symbol
Yeah, uh, no.
Deciding against getting inked with something that could single you out as a supporter of Hitler, even if only to "the unwashed masses" (read, most people) is sensible. It's putting logic before being a fanboy.
You really want people to ignore WW2 so you can publically scar yourself as a GWFAG for life...?

>>9789550
>I'm a coward who won't express my opinion if it might annoy other people.

Incredible Hercules is a goldmine.

>>9789515

Fuckin' people, man.

>>9789540
A-are you talking to the guy who just agreed with you?

don't bring atheism into this you faggots

Player 2 clearly was just honoring his roots and shit and not going "THIS TABLE IS A GODLESS ABOMINATION! MIGHTY ODIN WILL JUDGE YOUR SINS IN THE AFTERLIFE AND DEEM YOUR WORTHINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Was this guy player no. 2?

He knows how to kick some ass!

>>9789550

Anti-theist, bro. They're usually still teenagers, and say things like, "Read some DAWKINS, Christfag."

>>9789581
Yep. And it's that sort of cowardice that keeps society running.

URK!

>>9789599
I tagged the wrong post. I was originally going to link the "place fist here for brofist" picture to the post I actually linked, but got distracted by bourbon and The Empire Strikes Back and lost track of what I was doing.

I meant to tag >>9789461

>>9789581
>I'm an antisocial derpwad

>>9789619
Enjoy having your life run by other people.
Other people who plan your life around something you can never see.

>>9789549
When deciding on something to wear publically forever, you take into account how people will percieves you.
The vast majority of people know shit about the Nazis.
The vast majority of people don't care about Roman symbology.
And if you piss someone off who thinks it's a Nazi symbol, they won't give you chance to explain it's historical relevance.

Tldr? People are stupid cunts, sigh away, but don't deny that.

>>9789660
I do, thank you.

>>9789660

>something you can never see

Ufos?

>>9789660
>I'm so cool and rebellious

>>9789627
> Hercules giving Odin a wedgie

I MUST OWN THIS

>>9789682
Reality is reality, whether you think he's being rebellious or not.

Sky-Cake or Sky-Pie

Either way Player 1 got what was coming.

Moral of the Story: Don't be a douche when your face is made of meat.

>>9789727

Dipshit in the op who happens to be an atheist aside, you people can't play both the 'ATHEISM IS ALL TALK' and 'ANTI THEIST NAZIS' cards you know.

>>9789731
I like the Patton Oswalt reference. He's one of the funniest men alive.

>>9789755

He would have also probably liked your tattoo.

>>9787752
So... in the end, does player 2 love dick?

>>9789727

But he's so cool.

>>9789768
The only dick I like is my own.