>>9990029
Sounds like you should pretend to defend somewhere, let them capture it, then have the rest of your army pop up and siege them.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/9990029/

>>9990029
And their women are always angry.

All the time.

But, to return to seriousness,
Teach us why the lion clan is great, Matsu-sensei! How do we fight?

>>9990075
Yes. I would like to know how to beat fellow Lions for... um... reasons of purely theoretical interest. Honestly.

MASTER MATSU, I HAVE BEEN WONDERING, HOW DOES ONE PROPERLY CONDUCT A FULL-OUT FRONTAL CHARGE? IF IT'S ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY, FOR EXAMPLE IF THE ENEMY IS BETWEEN YOU AND SOME DELICIOUS HUGE BREASTS.
I ALWAYS SEEM TO LOSE FAR TOO MANY MEN, AND I DON'T LIKE LOSING MEN BECAUSE I OFTEN CONDUCT LONG CAMPAIGNS AND ANY KIND OF ATTRITION REALLY RUINS MY DAY BY LIMITING MY TOTAL REACH.

OR AM I JUST ASKING TOO MUCH? REPLENISHING MY FORCES ALWAYS TAKES TOO MUCH TIME.

IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO?

>>9990171

Find large breasts on your side of the battlefield, in the first place. War is about HONOR, not about your petty sex drive.

Come on, man.

>>9990171
Do you support your charging troops with archery and kitsu healers? Send your deathseekrs and gloryhounds in first, followed by the Matsu to tear a large enough breach for conventional troops.

One idea on how to beat the Lion is probably hitting their resources.

After all, tacticians can only work with what they've got. They may be smarter than you, but if you can force them to fight on your terms by reducing their food supplies, popular support and troops, their strategists will be wringing their hands trying to figure out how to work a miracle with nothing but moths in their coin purse. And it's not like every Akodo is a genius on par with Toturi.

>>9990235
That seems reasonable, then again, I'm just an archery grunt, so I'm not expected to be all that bright... Right now, anyway, what with no training.

>>9990207
I USUALLY PUT MY HEAVIEST TROOPS IN THE MIDDLE, KEEP CAVALRY IN THE FAR FLANKS AND ANY AND ALL SUPPORT AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE. SOMETIMES I FUCK MYSELF UP WITH NEEDLESSLY COMPLEX MANEUVERING BECAUSE I REALLY HATE FRIENDLY FIRE BECAUSE I ALWAYS FEEL IT'S ENTIRELY MY OWN PERSONAL FAULT.

SOMETIMES I FEEL I'M TOO OBSESSED WITH "BEAUTY" IN MY FORMATIONS. I'M ALSO VERY BAD AT EXPLOITING GAPS IN THE LINES.

>>9990262
Archery!? Ha ha ha!
What are you doing, studying under the Lion?
No offense, of course.

>>9990235
>>9990262
Don't for get what that other lion in the old thread said. Get them to go after more glory valuable targets instead of the necessary ones.

>>9990330
Another person being too loud. Forget it. I'm out.

>>9990353
I can never tell if you're being serious or not. If you are, get over yourself.

>>9990333

The Mantis didn't think I liked money enough.

No, not really.

Lion Clan lands are my homeland.

>>9990029

I SUPPOSE TO BEAT US, FIND A SPECIALTY YOU HAVE THAT WE CAN'T MATCH, AND FORCE US INTO SITUATIONS WHERE IT APPLIES. WE'RE SECOND BEST AT A LOT OF THINGS, LIKE CAVALRY AND ARCHERY, THOUGH, SO IT'S DIFFICULT.

>>9990395
Money no good? What about other "rare goods?"

>>9990420

Shh.... shh-Shut up...

The drums of war beat.
The thunder of marching troops
War consumes the land.

>>9990416

You know, it's strange... almost as if the clans are balanced so that no one can ever be better than the other!!

>>9990416
I'm certainly no strategic genius like a Lion, but we know a thing or two about beating enemies bigger and scarier than us, having been a minor clan before.

When outnumbered, you get him looking somewhere else with a distraction, such as a contingent of scouts or a naval skirmish, get the heck out of there, and find difficult terrain, so you fill 'em with arrows while they're trying to bring their full force to bear. Narrow passes with little room for larger, orderly groups of soldiers are a must have!

>>9990330
>NEEDLESSLY COMPLEX MANEUVERING
>I'M ALSO VERY BAD AT EXPLOITING GAPS IN THE LINES.
These need to change as soon as possible, Child of Matsu (I assume?). Stick with simple and flexible approaches and formations, the best plan is often the simplest.

>I FEEL I'M TOO OBSESSED WITH "BEAUTY" IN MY FORMATIONS.

You feel correct, leave that to the crane, for the Ikoma don't have the kind of political power to cry to the emperor when we lose.

>>9990478
Eyes of the sparrow,
It seems, are not entirely,
Dull with failing sight.

>>9990496

BE QUIET, I DO NOT WISH TO HEAR FROM YOU ANYMORE!

Matsu-sensei already said, DO NOT SLEEP WITH OTHER CLAN WOMEN! Fuuuuuuuuuu-

NOW I REST, CARRY ON, STUDENTS, THIS THREAD SEEMS TO HAVE ATTRACTED MANY SKILLED TACTICIANS.

>>9990588

WHOOPS, DROPPED MY NAME FOR NAPTIME A MOMENT TOO SOON.

>>9990536
Night falls, the land sleeps
A knife in the twilight gloom
The Scorpion strikes

>>9990536

Gentle Doji girl
Wrapped in the blue of calm seas
Eyes that shine of peace

My apologies, I realize you're being catty to Suzume-dono, but the aesthetic is too good to avoid a haiku for.

>>9990620
A foot in a boot,
God Damn It You A Fucker,
Shut the hell up, poet.

>>9990542

IT'S FINE IF WE AREN'T AT WAR WITH THEM. ISAWA NUWA IS MARRYING MY NEPHEW, AND THEY ARE OF DIFFERENT CLANS, ARE THEY NOT?

THE POOR GIRL COPES BADLY WITH NOISE. TOO USED TO LIBRARIES, NOT BATTLEFIELDS, KUHAHAHA.

>>9990542
What did I say about women, haha? Just saying, we've got all kinds of strange goods that we found... lying around... in various places... and stuff.

>>9990648
The reason why the Matsu shouldn't be allowed to rule the Lion Clan.

>>9990648

But, Matsu-sensei, THEY'RE TRYING TO COERCE ME TO THE MANTIS WITH WOMEN.

... AND, IT MIGHT WORK. DAMN MY YOUTHFUL LIBIDO.

A reed flute sighing
As daylight slips far away
...and owls come awake.

>>9990679

... Nice boat...

>>9990648
With any luck we won't see another major war in our long, fruitful lifetimes. ...hah.

>>9990692
>>9990684

HAHAHA! SEDUCE HER INTO JOINING US INSTEAD, SHINJI-KUN. JUST VIEW IT AS ANOTHER KIND OF WAR.

>>9990713
Yeah, *that* sounds likely.

>>9990720
... but you've been telling us over and over not to sleep with women from other clans!

>>9990699
Hear cicadas cry
A soft touch, a gentle hand
Gasping in the night.

>>9990630
Calm seas are not found
With me. Wavebreak, thunderstrike.
There I make my home.

Someone remember to archive this too. Perhaps you, Shinji, as Matsu Shao-Teng-sama's apprentice?

>>9990720

YOSH, YOU'RE SO INSPIRING, MATSU-SENSEI... Wait, what.

>>9990751

I don't think I'm of high enough rank to be Matsu-sensei's apprentice.

Or blood... You know, those things that inspire weddings, and other political intrigue.

>>9990749

A Doji violent?
What a strange occurence, this
With blades, or with spells?

I'm Koganaga
Monkey-tamer and bushi
Born by the river

>>9990752

Clearly you need to throw a coin in front of her.

>>9990807
Haha, what are we, geishas? That's your field of expertise, isn't it Scorpion?

>>9990794

Son of Lion Clan,
Yoshihara Shinji will,
Come for you next.

>>9990752
Its not rape/gay if its a Crane. Elf rule applies.

>>9990794
Crane have soft feathers.
Lengthy, fragile legs and necks.
The beak remains sharp.

>>9990839

Neither of us are Cranes, though! We're both LION MEN!

AUGH, WHAT IS WITH THESE STEREOTYPES?!

>>9990831

Dancer in a mask,
Draws a hidden blade of steel,
The night is silent.

Rather than trying to hold the territory, surely Unicorn would rather try to prevent the enemy from reaching the territory in the first place.

>>9990929
They are very effective on the attack.

I roam with my friend
Saru-chan the yojimbo
Very small monkey.
But he wears a little mask
And wields a little yari

>>9990889

A blade swiftly drawn
From within its feathered sheath
Am I in danger?

>>9990831

I speak only from experience and common sayings, Yoritomo-san.

Depiction of Matsu-sensei's harem related,

I wish I had it.

>>9990998

Since Matsu-sensei has left, I think that the other clansmen should be so kind as to enlighten us recruits. Don't you think so, Bayushi-san?

I will now share with you the haiku I wrote at the funeral pyre for my dead friend and companion. It is now written on the stand where his daisho rest in the halls of his ancestors.

Oh, such irony.
In that a traitor would die
For those he betrayed.

>>9991033

I am no general, I simply manage a small village for my lord, and solve occasional problems the hard way. Such grand tactics are assuredly and assumedly beyond me.

>>9991089
Never trust a Scorpion.

>>9990947
Y'know, our clans are kinda similar.
It's fortunate we don't occupy the same territory, otherwise we might come to blows. Not only are we pragmatic and often seen as "foreigners" in our own land, but we favor mobile warfare.

What we lack in numbers, we make up for in better defense compared to the Unicorn. Both of our militaries more effective on the offensive though, as the key advantage of cavalry is outflanking and attacking in unexpected locations, in the same way that an unexpected naval landing can accomplish the same sort of thing.

We don't really have the luxury of imperial favor or huge urban centers like the Lion. Defensive warfare is difficult for our clans. Of course, the Mantis deal with that fact by being hard to attack except by sea, and the Unicorn deal with that fact by not being there when the enemy decide to lay siege.

>>9991089

Damn, I suppose I'm just chatting you up now.

... .... ..... So, it sure is nice weather here in the capital.

AUGH, FUCK YOU, MANTIS. NOW MY HEAD IS FILLED WITH WOMEN IN SCANT GARMENTRY!

>>9990929

The main problem with heavy cavalry forces are- you guessed it- the horses. The fate of entire nations has risen and fallen based on the fates of their horses.

Consider the horse- a fragile animal. It breaks a leg, it is dead. Feed it wet hay, it is dead. Let it eat too much green grass in the spring, it colics, and might be dead- or it will flounder, and be lame and useful only as a pack animal forever more.

Heavy Cavalry is immensely powerful, but against a determined pike-wall, they break easily. However, pike formations are notoriously maneuverable- this is where your archers come in. Archers are easier to come by then are horse archers.

And remember this- once cavalry are engaged with other cavalry, their formation goes to hell. They must either continue to fight, fixing their location, or risk taking heavy casualties when they turn their backs to run, with the arrows and the lance-points of enemy cavalry close behind.

Use this wisely, and with a hundred mounted men you may fix in place three hundred enemy riders; and flank their position on foot. Thus did the legendary barbarian Alexander crush the horse clans of the far West, or so say the Unicorn scholars who still pass along such tales.

>>9991110

My friend, a Scorpion's trust is a powerful tool. Trusting is a mutual task

>>9991128
Hah hah har. Become a man of the sea!

>>9991115
Yeah, the Mantis and the Unicorn are quite similar. They undoubtably find a lot of common ground if they ever do get down to talking aesthetic or strategy.

>>9991110

We wear the masks to remind you of that, friend.

>>9991115

Additionally, both Mantis and Unicorn are dependent on goods from elsewhere, where the Lion are notoriously self-sufficient, having both many fields and many mines...this lack of dependence on their neighbours is one of the reasons for their aggressive nature.

>>9991133

>maneuverable

I mean to say, UN-manuverable.

>>9990998
>>9991033
Mantis, a clan i have been married into, is often portrayed as greedy, lazy and entirely unfitting to be samurai. That fact that is played up by many mantis to intimidate and attract potential customers. many mantis embody traits of bushido, like protecting the weak and helping friends in need. All of the clan stereotypes are somewhat undermining of the good qualities of all the clans.

>>9991142
A mutual mask, perhaps. Scorpion are more honest than many.

>>9991142
>>9991078

Isn't Reiji a woman's name?

>>9991173
It's also true that the Unicorn contribute a considerable number of horses to the empire, while the other clans rely heavily on the Mantis navy to keep waterways safe for trade. We contribute a lot to the empire's commerce, believe me.

>>9991208

Who can say?
I love playing to stereotypes after all, and proudly took this name on the day of my gempukku

>>9991165

Bah! I'd rather keep my feet on solid ground... And not get crushed by everyone else who isn't sitting on a boat throwing up!
>>9991142
Which is strange, considering that it's so hard to -be- friends with Scorpions... Unless I misunderstand, and I likely do.

>>9991173
They are very pretty masks, though.

Mm. Notice how I've gone silent in the face of all this? I don't feel like trying to discuss Unicorn tactics tonight, especially in such a public place. Let it just be said that the Lions have mines, fields, great warriors, honorable samurai, fine spearmen, and the honor of their glorious ancestors besides them.

We have the Shogun.

>>9991255
do not forget friend that the one time we allied we took on the entire of rokugan

>>9991235

Who could care? Is it not the man behind the name that matters?

>>9991231
Politics are a strange thing.

>>9991242

Have you ever spent time amongst them? Most of them can be quite friendly and cooperative.

>>9991191
You're too generous with those compliments!
I've heard us called pirates, criminals, extortionists and dishonorable peasants. But no one can call us lazy, since I'd like to see another clan come this far in such a short time.

The Mantis are a clan based on doing what's necessary, resourcefulness, hard work and guts.

>>9990889

Hmmm...


Do you dream of rain
To wash away the bloodstains
From your silver coat?

>>9991208
I'm *pretty* sure that's a man's name.

>>9991277
Well said indeed my friend.
If my travels tought me anything, it was these words you have spoken.

>>9991242

Oh no, it's very easy to be our friend. You see, friends are people who tell each other things, right? And friends are people who are willing to help each other out on occasion, when the need arises, correct? We're a very friendly Clan.

>>9990999
That Lion Clan honey is too delicious for words, but I should like to test the Crab Clan woman to know her hardiness...

>>9991280
No, admittedly this is my first place among any of the clans other than Lion, and even then, I am but simple village fodder who wished to join the army to honor my family, and myself.

>>9991293
Silly Mantis, don't you know that Hard Work Hardly Works?

It's why the story team basically doesn't give a shit about you guys anymore.

As I recall, it's just their samurai that are huge on horses, they still use relatively normal forces of ashigaru and such.

>>9991366
What's this nonsense about "story teams?"
Are you trying to extort me? You can't have my money.

>>9991303
I dream only of red coats.

>>9991346
At... at least I'm not the only one still dreaming of women? WHERE IS MY HONOR?

Oh, wait, it's somewhere with my mind, disowning me.

>>9991341
Correct. When I was young, Bayushi Aramoro assisted me in retrieving my father from the shadowlands. He sent one of his best pupils to travel with me. I repayed my debt in full kindness

>>9991392
You may as well marry into the Mantis. Weaken them, not us.

>>9991392
Sorry kid, I'm all out of pics. Gah hah hah

>>9991366

You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>9991401
I don't even have friends at home, let alone such powerful ones as you.

Then again, my attitude, ignorance, and overall wanton nature doesn't likely make me many friends... But, I am a Lion man!

... right?

So, did the pupil look like this?

>>9991392

No shame in dreaming, friend, so long as you unleash your impulses in a safe manner, with a safe woman, where it won't dishonor your Clan. For that, I proscribe geishas.

Pretty blossoms drift
Down the wide river of life
Waiting to be plucked

>>9991476

Everyone is young sometime. People like us should enjoy it while we can.

>>9991293
Don't feel too bad, we've been called gaijin, outsider, tainted, and worse.

>>9991476

Hahaha no no young one. Rensuke was male. I do not think such a delicate flower is suited for travel through the shadowlands. Kurumi-san has her duties in the court after all. He was more lithe, tall, and much more conservative.

I find it funny that all these so-caled badass Bushi are singing AH WISH THEY ALL COU-DUH BE MAH CLAN'S GIIIIIRLS~.

Because I'm a Sparrow. And we sparrows, we flit from court to court, all across Rokugan. And we've seen- and perhaps more then seen- pretty much every kind of beauty there is.

BAH-DUM-KISH

>>9991490

Isn't that dishonorable? Geishas are not women of the night save for the men they choose... Or, am I being a dreamer again?

Young man touch the hand,
A glance in the rising sun,
Woman leads the way.

>>9991551

As long as you are discreet.

True honor is in service, young one

>>9991539
You also have the biggest mouths
on the tiniest bodies.

>>9991538
What a tale that must be.

>>9991531
And, surely not a day passes where the Lion Clan isn't called Tyrants, lapdogs, bastards, and other such things. We all have no small amount of anger to lay on other's shoulders.

>>9991581
Ahahahaha, in war, court, and the bedroom, huh?

>>9991551
>>9991581

Make us all proud, Shinji-kun!

I wonder where that Doji went. It's a shame, I was enjoying our poetry conversation.

I taught my monkey
To play tunes on his biwa
And drink tea from cups

>>9991639

The empire loves its Doji women, but why covet such a flighty flower.?

I prefer a nice Matsu. I always know what im going to get! Hahahaha

*looks around court to make sure no Matsu heard what I said*

>>9991596

>You also have the biggest mouths on the tiniest bodies.

So despite having no strength, our voices are heard throughout the land. We are laughed out as jesters or welcomed as entertainment, but always ignored as clowns.

And so we infest every court in the land and every chamber-maids bed, and we hear all.

As for size- there is force, and there is positioning. A heavy axe with great force can cleave through armor, or a dagger can slip through the joints. Which is better? Most say the axe; for they enjoy the freedom of never needing to base plans around finding the joints.

But an axe is easy to see coming...

>>9991694

If only you could paint the smirk off my face.

>>9991698
A quiet dagger,
In the small hands of a child,
Is still so useless.

>>9991694

Peasant girls are nice for some things, but a girl I can talk to is a rarity, and one I can spar with even more pleasant. Besides, I was enjoying the conversation, nothing more.

I rather like the Sparrow, seeing as how I'm currently watching over a little village. Sure, there is a small garrison I am in charge of, but truthfully...this is relaxing. I am no courtier, I can manipulate nothing outside the reach of my sword, and until I'm called on to fight or take up yojimbo duties, I'm best serving as an overseer and occasional difficult problem-solver.

The taste of rice wine
On a gentle summer eve
While the paddies sleep.

whats going on here ?

>>9991664
A marvelous trick
perhaps your monkey can teach
a Crab etiquette

>>9991742

A proud boasting mouth
And virtues to go with it
Frightens predators

>>9991743

Is sake so nice,
When not shared between couples,
Or am I lonely?

Tainted attacking

You cunts get down here and help out

Fuck you I'm a Crab

>>9991743

Enjoy your station, Bayushi-san. There is nothing more enjoyable in this life than a life of peace. Defending the eta is one of a samurai's many noble tasks.

I am sure your hard work will reflect greatly on your lord and clan.

>>9991762

It takes more than that
To bring such things to those who
...stare over the Wall

>>9991743
Except Sparrow "peasants" might as well be courtiers. They make story-telling/conversation a fine art.

>>9991767
An arrow in flight,
Leaves only a message here,
Surely you know that.

>>9991798

Nobody expects it of the Scorpion, I honestly think they forget we have peasants too, sometimes. Still, I've been invited to the Shiba Festival, Shiba Yo is an old friend and he mentioned something about a cousin of his.

>>9991798
There's a difference between Peasants and Eta. Its about the same difference as the Emperor from a common Ronin (though I may be exagerrating).

Seriously. When they say untouchable, they MEAN untouchable.

>>9991742

Live a day in our lives, and see if you will call us a child.

We, who's Bushi worked stony fields with strong arms for so long that the weight of a blade feels as a feather. We whom carry within ourselves everything precious to us, because we never had the oppertunity to covet false wealth. We who are married to our weapons, for they are the only thing of beauty and grace we will ever own.

We, who have nothing to lose.

Do you know how to recognize a child? They boast incessantly of their toys.

>>9991838
As you so soundly did, in more flowery prose, I grant.

>>9991838

A Sparrow talking smack instead of singing a song?

>>9991838
A child is marked,
By poor discipline, weak will
Resists not, but flees.

>>9991811

What was it that the honorable Shiba said?

>>9991861
Haters gonna hate on Sparrow

>>9991876
Do not tear at him,

What he lacks in position, he holds in belief. I admire him.

>>9991861

Your strong arms and warrior spirit, on the other hand, are great and noble things.

Though I'll admit a fondness for your laconic style. My countrymen could stand to learn from it.

>>9991894
I admire no one who assumes they speak for others.

>>9991936
Even confused men,
Can still have honor in them,
See it with your eyes.

>>9991917
My arms are not so strong, and my spirit not so noble, you mistake me for a bushi, and I am not quite so. Simply a young recruit.

>>9991968
The target of my bow,
No squawking little sparrow.
Turn your eyes inward.

>>9991936

Easy enough for one Sparrow to speak for another; or for all- we've naught but each other. Every man must pull together for us to scratch out survival from our miserable land- peasant and Bushi alike were made one on the forge of hardship long ago.

>>9991968

If a man has honor it will be reflected in every single thing he does.

>>9992008
My intelligence finds me without the answer to such a riddle.

Also, why'd we jump away from the militant learnings? How do the Sparrow fight, then?

>>9992045

>How do the Sparrow fight, then?

Nobody seems to know, since they fight little. But from a people used to going to bed hungry after a day of backbreaking labor; I would suppose it a mistake to underestimate the distance they could cover in a forced march; or what they could do with meager supplies.

>>9992045

Court isnt always the best place to talk of war... It can ruin the atmosphere.

Its a place to talk of upcoming friendships and alliances

They also have good archers, they probably excel at hard terrain, maneuverability, harassment and endurance.

>>9992103

I shall remember this when L5R quest continues later tonight.

>>9992095

I wasn't aware we were in court, I was assuming that we remained in Matsu-sensei's class.

>>9992127
All the same, as a minor clan they probably couldn't match dedicated troops. I just imagine they make good scout/ranger types.

>>9992137

I do not see Matsu san anywhere

>>9992157

So, we default to Court? I'm not suited for such places! Can't we be in a tea house instead? I like tea, you like tea, we all like tea!... Or, sake.

>>9992174

We Crane like to think of court as a gathering of many samurai that discuss various topics. The location is irrelevant

Hey guys, whats going on in this court?

>>9992222

Oh, I took you literally, that is my flaw.

Okay, so, exiting character for a moment.

If I wish to get into L5R, and such, where would I discover a nice interactive sheet, or form for character creation? I got ahold of the books already.

>>9992400
There's a sheet on the website but I don't believe it's interactive.

>>9992400

Just read the book its got a good CC section

>>9992514
I am, I just generally run online, so I have to have some form of something for someone if I ever garner a group.

>>9992549
Well, I'd be interested in playing.

>>9992549

Same here

>>9992549
>>9992698
>>9992893
I have attempted to set up an online L5R game a couple of times. The big stumbling block is the lack of a die rolling engine that can be set-up for the Roll and Keep system. The map tools that I have messed with could not do both exploding dice and rolled/kept dice at the same time.

>>9993413
makes sense

>>9991882

About his cousin? Suggested I meet her, I believe.

Bump for L5R

Bump for the honor of the Lion!

What Clan would Mulan be?

>>10001158
Well, she is deceitful whore so I want to say Scorpion...

But naw, she is Unicorn

Scorpion here, serving the Empire, saving all y'all asses

>>10001158
Dirty gaijin

>>10001176

What? Shan-Yu was clearly Unicorn, he rode a horse and wanted to kill the Emperor and was a filthy Gaijin.

L5R bamp

There will be a premade adventure released on Free RPG Day, using L5R 4th edition rules.

Free RPG day is June 19th. It obviously won't have everything, but it will be enough to whet the appetite.

>>10002426
Oh god that face. It just screams "RAPE ME ALREADY"

>>10002462
Do remind me to never be around you when I'm sad.

Phoenix clan here, saving you all from bloodmagic by doing it so you don't have to.

Taint? What? No, I've got all this black jade here. That stops corruption, no problems at all. IF it's green, then you've got a problem.

>>10002426

Why is there a leaf on her head?

>>10002462
>>10002494

Looks more like someone stole her meal/is ignoring her.

>>10002496
> scribble scribble
Black jade. Thank you, honoured Dragon!

>>10002550

He's not a dragon, he's a Phoenix.

Also, you mentioned I'm getting a copy, right? Right?

>>10002550
>>10002567

Also, I'm pretty sure jade isn't supposed to be black...

Stand Against The Waves

>>10002579

...Is that a fucking wolf?

>>10002567
I'm tired. It was loud earlier. I'm doing other things while I write. Choose two. Also, you know what you're getting.

>>10002587

Yeah. That's the symbol for ronin in L5R. Toturi the Black adopted it for his standard during the Clan War. Mostly dropped it when he became Emperor.

>>10002574
Jade absorbs taint. When it's completely tainted, it becomes black.

This thread is still alive? What the shit, I slept.

>>10005390
You snooze, you lose. Which is why the Seppun never sleep.

>>10005439

Saru-chan stays awake while I sleep, and takes naps while I am awake, that way we always have at least one eye open. If danger nears, he can chitter a warning or hurl fruit to awaken me. We make a good team.

>>10007247
You scorpions and your goddamn monkeys.