>>13438860

>>13438935
Thank you.

>>13438915
Oh, right, sorry about that, /fa/. I'll be back in just a bit, /x/. Make yourself feel right at home.

Show /x/ the plans for the store.

I repeat what I said in the dying embers of the previous thread: show off /fa/'s recommendation for the FLGS. After all, she is sure to love the goth theme.

P.S. Don't mention that we think she'll love the goth thing, because that might piss her off a little and we don't seem to be able to make the rolls to back our shit up.

>>13438915
work calls...
have fun, /x/, mingle.
... stay out of the basements for now...
kiss on cheek and go play with /fa/

rolled 6 = 6

"oh, right, duh, sorry /fa/. Hey /x/ wanna see what our furniture options are?"

We must determine our compatibility with /fa/.

1d100 higher is better.

OH DICE GOD HEAR US

compromise with /fa/, also with all these people in a place like this we should get an idea of what they play, break out our packet of notecards DMs always keep around, some of our mechanical pencils and let people write down their favs and put them in a jar/vase/shoeboxwhathaveyou, so we can see what the verdict is on purchasing more /tg/ related items

>>13438962
>>kiss on cheek

NO. In this game, /x/ is currently ambivalent about us. That would be a BAD MOVE.

rolled 69 = 69

>>13438970
Here you go.

>>13438962

This, this seems like the best thing to do.
Eventually meet up with /d/ and use our +20 to have her do something amazing.

>>13438979
...
just...
...

>>13438979

...

i can't stop laughing

>>13438979
this should be /fa/'s nat 20

>>13438979
oddly fitting

rolled 10 = 10

>>13438979
This is how we know that /tg/ dice are sentient and hate us.

>>13438979

Ilikewherethisisgoing.

So would /d/

Begin the bromancing.

Yo, Landlord. Can we get some rules on using our free 20? Would hate to see it get wasted because some dumbass felt like getting the right color for the drapes was SO IMPORTANT.

>>13438915
Whisper to /fa/ that he now owes us a MAKEOVER if/when we get a date with /x/ because he interrupted us when we were macking on her... Also, he gets to give us a MAKEOVER because we were making asses of ourselves.

We need his help desperately.

>>13438944
>>13438943
/x/ checks the map that came with the CONTRACT
(contract temporarly not on inventory)

>OKay, so what are you going to order for the store? Or do I need to show you the online stores again?

rolled 69 = 69

>>13439009
The dice god has spoken.

Who votes we hit on /fa/, possibly use our bonus 20? We can't use it on /x/ anyway.

Also, /x/ compatibility go.

>>13439025
To quote >>13438429

"elegant Gothic chair for each table Gamemasters privilege and a couple of statues and tapestries?

regular comfy chairs for the remainder don't want to break the bank

how's that /fa/?"

>>13439028
I think using it on /d/ is more beneficial and it seems the dice god already loves our /fa/ggotry.

>>13438971
That might piss /fa/ off royally. As much as /fa/ is a douche, he could be useful down the road. While expensive, his suggestions so far have been solid.

When we suggest the compromise, I think we should say that we will replace the ugly stuff later on, when we can afford. Alternatively, we could say the reason we are buying only a few/one gothic chair(s) is because we don't want to see such beautiful furniture get ruined by idiots, and would only reserve the good seats for ourselves and those we trust.

Besides, the average customer probably couldn't appreciate /fa/'s elegant style to begin with.

rolled 37 = 37

>>13439028
What the fuck

/x/ is now /fa/

...reroll

>>13439028
Good lord. This is fate.

>>13439012
We need the support of three posters to enforce the AUTOMATIC NAT20

>>13439048
Any rules to deduct support?

>>13439028

Dude...
What....

BROMANCE COMMENCING.

rolled 16 = 16

>>13439025

Show us the stores, man.

/fa/ d20 check. If nat 20, bromance.

>>13439028
looks like we are.....(puts sunglasses on) fond of 69.
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

rolled 4 = 4

well im interested about it...Shouldn't it be like Fate point instead (dont mind the roll just tsting)

Yes lets see the stores again

>>13439034

This.

>>13439028
>>13439073
>>13439063
>>13439048
Wait we just got "SIXTY NIIIINE DUUUUDEEES!" For /x/ how is that NOT an indicator we reverse course back to her?

>>13439038
I agree with this, mostly. If we buy all good stuff it'll jusst get ruined when THAT GUY rubs his oily cheetos stained fingers all over them.

We should save the good furniture for some special back room that we'll rent out to favored customers.

>>13439092
Listen to the DM....business first, then pleasure

My Proposed Inventory.

-Elegant Gothic Chairs -200
-Nice Table with Engravings -130
-Tapestry -150
-Dryad Statue -500

I mean come on people we have 50 000 to spend

rolled 2 = 2

>>13439092
69 is a typically gay position where two dudes are sucking each others' cocks. please do the math.

:V

...Once we get this business with /fa/ done, I vote that we go figure out what's going on with That Guy.

He's been oddly quiet for a while...

>>13439092

No no, its the fates conspiring against us.
Do not fall for it.
Keep /x/ close, but do not make any moves that require the dice of fate.
We have rolled to keep /fa/ greatly in our favor.

rolled 18 = 18

>>13439075

It would of been funnier if you said:

"It looks like 69... *Puts on Sunglasses* Is the way We Roll."

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Also, Still suggesting checking back on /d/, don't like not seeing where she/he/it is.

>>13439034

>"OKay, let me confirm!"

4 wooden tables with non-euclidean engravings...520g
five comfy chairs * 4 tables... 1600g
4 GM elegant gothic chairs... 800g
2 dryad statues... 1000g
2 medieval tapestries... 300g
1 register machine... 100g

total... 3500g with shipping... it's that right?

>>13439126
*4500 I derped

>>13439126

Putting my vote in for this inventory

>>13439114
>>typically gay

You don't know what you're talking about, obviously.

>>13439061
Just three posts that supports using the NAT20 on a called roll.

>>13439133
Seems good to me. I vote for this.

Now let's go make sure that That Guy isn't about to go wreck something expensive.

rolled 3 = 3

>>13439126
Sure, /fa/. That sounds great! I trust you'll get the best designed stuff for this place possible.

I say we use the NAT20 to get rid of THAT GUY

>>13439150
cool lets save for a do or die moment, like the rescue of the store, /x/, or both. We need to live up to that white knight sterotype we have

>>13439171
THIS A THOUSAND TIMES TIMES THIS

>>13439171

Even better~!

rolled 2 = 2

Let's Observe the customers for potential that guys, then introduce them to our own...so that they'll for that group...AND UNLEASH THEM TO THE RIVAL JERK FLGS...let's talk to /k/ on how to "condition" them into the perfect weapon

>>13439189
>A THOUSAND TIMES TIMES

A THOUSAND TIMES^2

A MILLION TIMES

>>13439201
Fucking typo sorry
Form that Group

>>13439201
No, this is a terrible idea. Never plan to have That Guys do things in your favor. They exist just to do things that suck for everyone else.

That's why they're That Guys.

>>13439201

I say we use the NAT 20 to do this

dont listen to them landlord we need that natural 20 for dramatic purposes not because your a lazy fuckwit

>>13439154
>>13439137
>Oh I knew you had good taste! Ok I'll let you work, I'm sure you have a lot of things to do...
If you liked bromance option, roll for relationship upgrade, LOWEST of three count. And you can use your nat20. This roll is optional.


/k/ommando:
>Back! I think things are getting worse down there!

>>13439219
we have /d/ to.....take care of them if they want to wreck our shit

>>13439230
Train players with axe and shield, we must reclaim the magma chambers!

>>13439230
1d10 to roll for relationship upgrade?

If so, sounds like NAT 20 would be a really sweet deal...

Then again, I think we better use it on dealing with That Guy.

>>13439230
Also
[UPDATED MY JOURNAL]
You are deduced 4500g from your savings.
You have now 44400g.

>>13439232
BUT THEY'RE THAT GUYS.

THEY'RE INTO THAT.

rolled 3 = 3

Improving relationship roll....definitely not worth the nat 20 on

>>13439249
Indeed. Relatioonship rolls are 1d10 and you can use the NAT20 on them. Use it wisely.

>>13439260
Not if let /d/ do ANYTHING she wants to them

Did someone archive the first part?

>>13439260
So, charge them for it.

>>13439230
"Hey, /k/ommando. I'm not quite sure what's going on down there, but I do know that there's a suspected terrorist down there."

Give him a description of That Guy as the terrorist, and ask for /k/ to deal with it discreetly.

rolled 9 = 9

>>13439265
I am this anon, is it bad i got that result just from rolling a d20......here my d10 contribution

>>13439258

>>13439275
Stop underestimating That Guys. You do realize that a lot of them frequent /d/? A *lot* of them.

By "realationship ugrade", do you mean to improve our friendship or...

Because if ... then no. /tg/ loves /x/, and we wil be married on a mountain top.

>>13439243
>Sir, how much for the XXXenophile comics...
SHUT UP YOU PEASANT, TONIGHT YOU FIGHT FOR YOUR EFF EL GEE EES

>Sir, those are cardboard axes...

>>13439328
Also, feel free to name those nameless customers

>>13439328

Tell them it's a LARP - We've got possibly the best LARP setup in the world downstairs if they're interested.

>>13439328
Don't forget to charge them for the axes and the "interactive live event." $10 bucks a head seems fair.

>>13439291
>>13439291
>Don't worry, he'll die.... boss.

It's your trust in your /k/ommando worth it? The first roll on a 1d20 will show it.

Maybe we should consult /x/ on what may be going on in our basement?

rolled 20 = 20

>>13439328

I wish to be the misshapen one in the back with the neckbeard.

>Also encase you haven't noticed it's a store, stop scaring customers you worthless cunts

>>13439333
I SHALL ADOPT THE MUSTACHIOED GENTLEMAN!
HIS NAME SHALL BE GREG! AND HE WILL GROK THE GRUE!

adventure awaits!

>>13439363
NAT 20 TO BE RID OF THAT GUY

Sounds to me like it's time to form an adventuring party. /k/ can be our fighter, obviously we're the rogue, /x/ is our caster...the only question is what to do with /fa/.

>>13439363
Now, I'm pretty sure I uploaded the image

>>13439376
>>13439363
Shit nigga a that guy just got shot

rolled 8 = 8

I give the troops an inspirational speech, broadcast over the store intercom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84ZbXK1xY_4

>>13439392
He could be our Face?

>>13439392
bard?

>>13439364
>Well, I try not to talk to /d/... since that failed summoning, but I'm pretty sure the purple lights were there last time... Also, where did you got the robe?

>>13439354
Your first profit! You gain 60g!
You now have 44500g!


>>13439376
Oh well, your /k/ommando has a guaranteed headshot against That Guy.

So, ADVENTURE TIEM
/fa/ bard
/tg/ rogue
/k/ figther
/x/ mage
+6 noble hirelings

Is this right?

>>13439301
Oh my god Killing Floor.

I have to ask: Do British people actually say Dosh?

>>13439438
Has /k/ finished fixing up our replica longsword?

>>13439438
>/k/ ranger
>/tg/ fighter
fix'd

>>13439464
Yeah, he is done. First roll tells us how he rolled. You can use your NAT20.

>>13439502
I DECREE USE OF 20. FUCK FIGHTER, WE ARE THE WHITE KNIGHT OF JUSTICE AND GIRL GETTING. SMITE AND CLEAVE!

rolled 15 = 15

>>13439502
He gets rid of that shit and becomes a ranger with his gun. like >>13439478 suggest.

rolled 3 = 3

>>13439502
Lady Luck, shine bright!

rolled 1 = 1

>>13439502

rolled 4 = 4

shit i was late, can roll for relationship upgrade to /fa/ to finalize?

c'mon dice gods

rolled 13 = 13

>>13439529
Yeah, but we get the sword, duh.

>>13439547
That's why I rolled.

Before we enter the maw, we should take a moment to tell /x/ that no matter what happens we'll protect her.

rolled 12 = 12

>>13439563
Fair enough. And you definitely rolled better than my previous roll of 1.

>>13439438
>Well, I try not to talk to /d/... since that failed summoning, but I'm pretty sure the purple lights were there last time... Also, where did you got the robe?

I usually keep one around for emergency situations. Never know when you may need to put on your robe and wizard hat!

>>13439527
second
>johlegrim player
I shall be known as the Yulegrim

rolled 6 = 6

>>13439571
I'm okay with this.

Both with saying it, and with doing it.

Fighter protecting the mage, it's classic.


...oh dear god, it's so cute.

>>13439571
This. A thousand times this.
Also, seconding 20...having an epic weapon of holy awesome might help us against /d/'s eldritch horrors.

>>13439597
But did you have to roll so low when you seconded?

rolled 7 = 7

>>13439601
>>13439589
>>13439527
Looks like our 20 has been used.

[UPDATED MY JOURNAL]
You get a +1 sword and switch to figther
/k/ switches to ranger.

>>13439540
Realtionship with /fa/ goes up by 3.


Any last minute preparations before venturing in the Sub Sub Sub Basement? Remember that /x/ already studied the map.

rolled 3 = 3

>>13439611
Collaborate with /k/ and /x/ on our plan of attack.

Also, three requests for a Nat 20 were made, we have the hammer.

>>13439611
Before we go, say a prayer to Krom.

Equip /fa/ with ipod and speakers, so he can use his awesome dance skillz to bard.

>>13439635
>Krom
that's not how you spell Xom...

>>13439611
Who are we leaving to watch the counter while we confront the terrors of the deep?

>>13439601
>>13439597
>>13439571
>sonIamproud.jpg

rolled 8 = 8

>>13439648
IIRC, Krom was the name on a character sheet that a fa/tg/uy found when going through his deceased father's items.

/tg/ has made him a diety of some sort.

>>13439654
/s/ can probably handle simple math.

>>13439611
[UPDATED MY PICTURE]
Now you have a Holy d12 hammer, and /x/ donned her robe and wizard hat.

>>13439671

rolled 19 = 19

>>13439676
Picture is now fucking related.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH.

rolled 14 = 14

.>>13439676

>Initiative has been rolled

>>13439674
Also, /co/ and /ck/ are still hanging out, aren't they? /co/ can certainly stop any shoplifters. We should be alright on top.

rolled 2 = 2

>>13439681
...I don't get it.

>>13439676
Hey, check it out guys, we're a Commissar with a Daemonhammer. We're fucking sanctioned by the Inquisition now man!

>>13439695
was supposed to reply to
>>13439654

rolled 6 = 6

>>13439707
Oh. That makes a lot more sense.

>>13439676

>>13439674
Oh, have fun with your cosplay thing! But I'm charging you extra for this!

>>13439690
Good idea, /co/s supposed to be selling comics out of our store anyway so it works fine.

rolled 15 = 15

>>13439720

Damn it OP lets rush the basement, I want to see the eventual "Catplosion" joke you're going to make. As well as what /d/'s up to.

I need to go to bed sooner or later. Fuck.

>>13439720
She can draw people in, sure. But I still say /co/ should keep watch, /s/ will probably get bored, and there's no way she knows enough to give advice to people who may have questions about anything.

>>13439740
I've got to sleep too. How about we left this at a cliffhanger? Next friday is fine?

>>13439671
That was Kromgol

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/12591647/

>>13439765
We should have faith in /s/, she might surprise us. Besides, it isn't like there is any merchandise in the story anyway.

rolled 3 = 3

>>13439788
Works for me. I'll have to mark my calendar - I've been having a LOT of fun with this.

Probably because I'm such a whore for 4chan board-tans. Also, because it's been a fun quest.

>>13439779
Ah, that's right. And thanks for the link. Was the most touching thread I've ever read on /tg/.

Manly tears were wept.

>>13439796
>Besides, it isn't like there is any merchandise in the story anyway.
I think you misunderstand why they wanted /s/ behind the counter

>>13439779
K

Someone archive this.

Also, bonus points for the ones who find out from where is the background of the last image.

>>13439826
Black City, chaos city from Warhammer Online, right?

>chanart topic
a bit late to the party, sapient captcha

>>13439870
Keep participating.

rolled 7 = 7

>>13439870

Looks more like Dawn of War, but hell if I know.

>>13439884

You owe me a critical headshot, you best not forget.

Maybe Krom is supposed to be Crom. Though why you would want to pray to him is beyond me; getting the attention of Crom would ensure we never had a nat20 again.

Thread archived.

>>13439897
Nope. And f course I'll remember the headshot.

>>13439720
Anyone else thing /co/ looks a little peeved in this pic?

>>13439935
Well, his parents are deaaaaad