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  • File : 1296539817.jpg-(11 KB, 198x255, orksam.jpg)
    11 KB 40k what if: orkchan Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)00:56 No.13738212  
    What happen if Orks created 4chan within the 41st millennium?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)00:57 No.13738218
    It'd be just as it is now.

    Heueuheuehu.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)00:59 No.13738241
    >>13738218
    You'ze not being orky enouf.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:00 No.13738248
    >>13738241

    I'm telling you this thread sucks.

    Or Orks are Bra-zillions, I'm unsure.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:01 No.13738253
    iz woud be off da BR? I reprt yeu HUEHUEHUEHUE variety.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:01 No.13738263
    >>13738212
    In the grimdarkness of the forty-first millennium, there is only trolls.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:06 No.13738318
    >>13738248

    That another question I would like answered.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:06 No.13738323
    da/k/ka
    grea/tg/itz
    /ko/mmandoz
    /m/ekboyz
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:07 No.13738326
    /adv/
    >So therez this new shoota I'z tryin ta get, but I'z no good at teknikal whatsits. What'a I do?
    >Jus' get more teef, that always works.
    >ForeverMuckinAbout.jpg

    /ck/
    >Post tha best way of cookin a Eatin Squig.
    >Use yer burna on it 'till it'z good and charred an use Squig Sauce.

    /x/
    >How does I talk ta Gork an Mork? If any of you gitz say ya can't I'll crump ya.
    >> Shas'o R'myr !!J5+vjygjQuK 02/01/11(Tue)01:10 No.13738350
    /sp/
    >Da Orkland Raidaz made it to da playoffs again!
    >WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:11 No.13738366
    >>13738326
    Not him, but...
    /m/
    >Mekboy here. I'z got a pretty dead stompy gargant, How'z I make it even stompier
    /mu/
    >DA WARD ORKZ SHOULD BE USED MORE DEN WAAAAGH
    >OI YA GET I'LL KILL YA FER DAT
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:15 No.13738403
    >foreverhumie.jpeg
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:16 No.13738413
    >>13738326
    /int/
    >Warboss Spinecrusha wood beat Warboss Metalbitz!
    >WARBOSS METALBITZ WOOD BEAT ANY WARBOSS!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:18 No.13738425
    >/soc/

    >365/B/Lorn IV

    >Luhkin for a right an propa WAAAGH!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:19 No.13738430
    /int/
    >Orks
    >Green
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:21 No.13738440
    >>13738430
    >/int/
    >Snakebites cannot Waaagh into Space.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:21 No.13738442
    /k/
    >No gitz on /k/ eva been on a WAAAGH! before.
    >Get more choppy for yer snazzgun.

    /int/
    >Dem Sneaky-Zoggin boyz (don't call 'em Blood Axes, they ain't) iz a disgrace ta everthin Orky.
    >You'z just mad cuz we win more an' got tha best stuff.
    >Look at tha stoopid Sneaky-Zoggin Boy, tha Bad Moons got more teef than you, tha Evil Sunz go fasta, and tha Goffs WAAAGH more.

    /v/
    >What'z betta, choppy or shooty?
    >Shooty got no killy bitz haha.
    >THERE'Z NO DAKKA ON /v/
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:24 No.13738457
    >>13738440
    I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:25 No.13738467
    /a/
    >Konichiwaaagh ^_____^

    /tg/
    >Orks playing Warhammer.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:27 No.13738479
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    /vp/
    >Show off ya flashy squigs
    >Iz got da most squigs den any of ya gits
    >Squiggy....I-Iz love ya~
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:27 No.13738480
    /fa/
    >What kinda 'Eavy Armor would make me tha killiest?

    /o/
    >I'z needin a new trukk, wot Mekboy should I get it from?

    /jp/
    >What kind ov incense do I burn ta make da Machine Spirit in my shoota happy?
    >Praiz da Emperor
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:30 No.13738501
    >>13738480
    >What kind ov incense do I burn ta make da Machine Spirit in my shoota happy?

    Is this supposed to be a reference to those portal threadsÉ
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:30 No.13738506
    bestthreadontg.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:31 No.13738511
    >>13738501

    Brilliant.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:31 No.13738514
    >>13738501
    No, it's supposed to be Orks following Imperial culture. The Admech think burning incense makes their machines happy.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:38 No.13738567
    Oi, we'ze outta arkive dis
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:42 No.13738595
    >>13738467 Orks playing warhammer...

    Mind blown.

    >I'z can't dezide... does we play da' green wonz? Or da red wonz?

    >Matt Waaaaaarghd is the squishiest brainboy eva'.

    >Personly oi uses da' Goff's kodecks... s'shame da Orks is da only faction with codexes by clan.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:45 No.13738610
    how would /d/,/s/ or /e/ work for Orks?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:45 No.13738615
    >>13738595

    >Matt Waaaaaarghd is only a grot who sucks up to the Bloodaxes. He even had them copying humie's tactiks.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:46 No.13738617
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    >>13738610
    It wouldn't, they're fungi
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:46 No.13738618
    >>13738567
    I already did ya git! Quit muckin about an' post more Orkchan!

    /sci/
    >Mekboy here, da Big Mek iz wantin new ideaz fer a Gargant, howz ya make da legz stompier?

    >Orkz waz NOT made by da Brainboyz, deyz made in tha image of Gork and Mork! There'z no konklucive evadence of da brainboyz so they'z still just a theory!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:46 No.13738621
    /a/
    >Choppyfags iz da cancer killin' da industry.
    >Ya git, iz da stompyshit wot muckin' up evryfink.
    >Kagami iz me WAAAAAAAGH-fu.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:49 No.13738634
    >/b/
    >YOU IZ A WEEDY DUBLE GIT DAT A WEEDY GROT CUD KRUMP WIFF 'IS EYEES CLOSED
    >YOU'Z ONE A DEM SQUISHY 'UMIES WOT WIFF ALL DA WORDZ
    >YOU ASKIN FER A FOIGHT?
    >OOOOH, WE GOTS AN INTANET 'ARD BOY
    >DAT'S IT
    >WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
    >WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:50 No.13738648
    >>13738615
    Ehh, I dunno, he did a good job on tha Deathskullz, even though he did make 'em fasta than tha Evil Suns.

    Don' get me started on hiz fluff writin though, what was 'e thinkin when Warboss Zorklar teamd up wit da shiny boyz?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:51 No.13738662
    >>13738610
    /d/ - Dakka
    /s/ - Shootas
    /e/ - Depictions of partially covered shootas.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:54 No.13738688
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    >/new/
    >Da Imperium of Oomies is da best, ya gitz is some kooumnist jackwads
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:56 No.13738699
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    /r9k/
    >Ya will neva be a boss.jpg
    >Why cantz I hav me a good choppa? ;_;
    >Anotha nob took all me teef todeh....
    >Foreva a grot.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:59 No.13738730
    /g/ - Gork
    /m/ - Mork
    oh how those boards hate eachother
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)01:59 No.13738734
    /co/
    > Oi! Any one of ya'z seen that new epizode of Gorkken Morkann last night?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)02:01 No.13738750
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    >>13738734
    pic here
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)02:07 No.13738797
    /c/ - Spiky boyz takktikz
    /e/ - Pointa earz takktikz
    /i/ - Humiez takktikz
    the takktikz are the same though (stompin' dem)
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)02:08 No.13738807
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    /emprah/ and /chaos/..... pic related
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)02:09 No.13738813
    /co/

    >Mah Runty Grot jen'er'al
    >Needz anudda Hereticstuck thread
    >ONE MO' SHOOTA ROOO'END WARP SPIDEY GIT GROTSAUDA JUS MAD CUZ CUZ 'IZ OWN SHOOTA DONE GOT BLOWN UP

    /tv/

    >DA SQUIQQSONS HAS BEEN DEAD 'ARD TO ME SINCE SEA-SUN EOIGHT
    >NU UH YOUZ STUPID, ANYONE STILL WATCH'N IT AFTA SIX IS A DAFT GROT
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)02:16 No.13738857
    /co/
    >My Little Squig: WAAAAAAGH is Magic
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)02:18 No.13738869
    >>13738688
    >Go back to to /emprah/ ya gitz!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)02:23 No.13738920
    /wg/
    >WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)02:25 No.13738930
    >/new/
    >Iz a Kaos conspriacu. Conscripacy. Conthricapicasyin. GORK DAMMIT IT KAOS IS MUCKING ABOUT.

    >/v/
    >Choppy boyz [spoila] haz no dakka [/spoila]
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)02:28 No.13738951
    /soc/
    >EVERY GIT: post ya shoota
    >MEKBOYZ: rate 'em.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)02:28 No.13738954
    >>13738930
    >Kaos is always mukkin about! Dey have a God faggot who mucks aboot all day!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)02:33 No.13738986
    >RAGE
    >PUNCH THROUGH TC/IP.
    >WAAAAAGH
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)02:36 No.13739000
    >/b/ - Muckin About

    >Lootin thread
    >Post yer choppa
    >333 tells me wot to name me squig
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)02:52 No.13739085
    bump
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)03:25 No.13739268
    /an/
    >Mai squig is lokin funny wut do?
    >kook em, an get anotha
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)03:54 No.13739397
    No /gif/.

    All images are always .gifs

    Also: A very lenient Captcha.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)03:58 No.13739419
    far too much dakka to continue
    >> Kha !M62ELChaos 02/01/11(Tue)04:01 No.13739430
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    >>13739397
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)04:02 No.13739431
    >>13738212
    I waaaagh on dis squig
    squig hissan at me shoota

    wat it liok to hold one of em pointey eard humies in ur klaw?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)04:12 No.13739475
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    >/a/
    >Oi Gitz new Blech is out
    >WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
    >WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
    >Da Hart
    >WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
    >Too much Choppa needs more dakka
    >In Blech no boy ever dies
    >Aizangh is da biggest and badest
    >NO ICHIWAAAAGH IS DA BIGGEST
    >WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
    >Freebooter Mango iz better ya stupid Gitz!
    >WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

    The subsector closed in fortnights
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)04:15 No.13739488
    >k

    >Boltah thread, Post ya loot. InB4 'Umieshit.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)04:18 No.13739506
    >/v/
    >hummie servitor boys have no WAAAAGH
    >he still uses waaaagh laughin_sisters_of_battle.png
    >inferior organic peasants, necron master race was here
    >Shiny boys are deaaaaaaaaaaaad
    >sage reported for no waaaaagh
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)04:19 No.13739514
    >>13739475
    >In Blech no boy ever dies
    Dat's so dey can have annuver go, see

    Sues iz nevah beaten in battle
    >> The Deceiver 02/01/11(Tue)04:23 No.13739528
    >>13739475

    >Shinigami=Boys
    >Hummies=Hummies
    >Hollows=Kaos Boys
    >Arrancar=Spiky Marines
    >Vizard=Space Marines
    >Soul King=Empra
    >Aizen=Gork
    >Ichigo=Mork
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)04:24 No.13739539
    I have to say... this sounds quite good.

    I propoze we keepz dis up as loong as posibl

    All hail da grea/tg/itz!!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)04:25 No.13739543
    >>13739528

    >OI! Everyboy knowz dat Aizen is Mork an' Ichigo iz Mor-


    >The Deceiver.


    >ZOGGIN' SHINY BOYZ.
    >> The Deceiver 02/01/11(Tue)04:32 No.13739585
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    >>13739543

    U SO MAD GIT

    NEVER A BOSS

    FOREVER A GROT.jpg.png.tiff.tga.nec
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)04:34 No.13739590
    >>13739585

    NOB AZ FUCK
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)04:37 No.13739609
    Sum boyz betta arkiv dis ere thred. Itz da mozt orkiest fing on /tg/
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)04:38 No.13739613
    >>13739475
    ... this whole thread's gone so far into the stupid zone, I don't even care anymore. It's too fun to ruin with the brain.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)04:39 No.13739624
    >>13739613

    >Brainz

    You Zog >implying you zaw a brainz boy? soundz to me like youz nothinf but a sneaky troll
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)04:43 No.13739650
    Hey Fucking Xenos

    My name is Inquisitor John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day shooting shit and shiting up Imperial space. You are everything bad in the Divine Emperors Galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever venerated the God Emperor at all? I mean, I guess it's fun being giant green idiots who fire loudly in the air and are scared of loud noises, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than chaos worshippers jerking it to Tau drawn pictures

    Don't be a heretic. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the fscrumball team, and starter on my chainsword dueling club. What sports do you play, other than "being a blight to the galaxy"? I also burn heretics and mutants all the time. I also have a banging hot Bolter (it just purged some filthy heretics; Shit was SO EMPRHA!).
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)04:49 No.13739691
    You are impling orks are not 4chan.... Why is up not down?
    I R CUFUZED!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)04:50 No.13739696
    >>13739650

    obivious grot iz obivious
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)04:54 No.13739726
    how do eet archive diz?

    GorkyMorky srehd
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)04:56 No.13739731
    >>13739650
    WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)05:00 No.13739749
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    >>13738986
    >PUNCH THROUGH TC/IP.
    >mfw I realise orks might actually be able to do that
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)05:05 No.13739765
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)05:08 No.13739785
    write the rules of Orkspeak please
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)05:13 No.13739806
    zer is rooles?
    >> I apologised on 4chan !!857o4GkKJgy 02/01/11(Tue)05:14 No.13739818
    >>13739806

    Only insomuch as Calvinball has rules.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)05:17 No.13739825
    >>13739650
    ahaha, excellent
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)05:28 No.13739868
    >>13739785
    Just write, you gitz. Orkz iz made to be rokkin.

    >captcha: afternoon witainge

    Wot iz witainge? Sum 'ummies? WAAAAAAAAGH!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)05:30 No.13739879
    /s/hootas

    > Dem's sum reel dakka shootaz, but me burna iz da orky-est!
    > GET DAT CHOPPA OFFA 'EAR DIS IZ FO SHOOTAZ
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)05:33 No.13739885
    >>13739879
    /s/hootas
    YOU WANT TO WAAAGH YOU LOSE
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)05:35 No.13739888
    /b/
    Nakit pictures of grots.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)05:39 No.13739900
    >>13739888
    weerdboi ditect'd
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)05:42 No.13739911
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    quick photoshop. Too lazy to shoop the text.
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)05:43 No.13739914
    >>13739911
    >implying orks wouldnt stick to the superior old style with frames
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)10:12 No.13741233
    >My post iz biggest, so I'z da boss!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)10:20 No.13741264
    Diz threed iz gonna die.

    >sadork.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)10:33 No.13741335
    >greentext iz best!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)10:36 No.13741351
    >youz will neva be da biggest an da strongest

    sadork.jpg
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 02/01/11(Tue)10:53 No.13741458
    /c/hoppas
    /t/orrents in 4chan - /loot/an in orkchan
    /cgl/ - DUZ DIZ SISTAH O BATTLE SUIT MAKE ME LOOK FAT
    /fit/ - I'm a grot, 'ow do I gro to an ork?
    /po/ in 4chan - /mo/ - metalcraft and metallurgy in orkchan
    /i/ - lookit wot I made wit humie blood
    /ic/ - MORK ZOGGIN GORK YOU'Z MUCKIN' ABOUT
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)11:01 No.13741498
    >Oi grea/tg/itz! We'z gunna be fightin' dem Tau boyz soon. 'Ere's dere boyz.

    >Leada Boyz
    >Shas'el - TL Missul Podz, Targettin' Array - 78

    >Nobz - 318
    >2 Krisis Sootz - TL Missul Podz, Targettin' Array - 106
    >2 Krisis Sootz - TL Missul Podz, Targettin' Array - 106
    >2 MORE Krisis Sootz - TL Missul Podz, Targettin' Array - 106

    >Boyz - 290
    >6 Fire Boyz - Devulfish, Disrupshun Pod - 145
    >6 Fire Boyz - Devulfish, Disrupshun Pod - 145

    >Big Shootas - 310
    >'Amma'ead - Railshooty, 2 Burst Kannins, Disrupshun Pod - 155
    >'Amma'ead - Railshooty, 2 Burst Kannins, Disrupshun Pod - 155

    >Dey's got room fer a few squadz of dem Kroot boyz, but I'z not sure 'ow many.

    >Kan youz grea/tg/itz fink of a gud army to krump 'em wif?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)11:03 No.13741507
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    I'm thinking of startin my own WAAAAGH.

    We all wear dis zoot suits and look like dah boss.

    Wat fink?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)11:05 No.13741525
    >>13741507
    Dat boy izn't green. Wot da Zog?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)12:40 No.13742164
    >>13741525
    Itz paint ya git!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)13:38 No.13742702
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    >>13739749
    Paging drawfag, lulz imminent
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)16:08 No.13744006
    >>13741498
    >Needs moar dakka! Anyone else worship the Onmissah here?
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)18:30 No.13745550
    >>13744006
    We' got a shiny metal git here! KRUMP HIM!
    >> Anonymous 02/01/11(Tue)18:38 No.13745632
    (UZER WOZ KRUMPED FER DAT POST)



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