How would you describe the personality of conscious Jello?

>>13831467
They sorta can be...your wizard just has to become an Ochremancer

Just play Ooze Mage, same thing if not better.

>>13831482
You've never seen a jack black movie?

When TSR or Paizo does first

>>13831496
Oh ho!

What's stopping you? Just get with your GM and plan that shit.

cool picture OP.
And it might have something to do with being an ooze... How does one manage an inventory? How does one wear armor?

>>13831502
Bu-bu-bu-bu-but it's not in the rruuuuuuuurruuuuus!

If a limb (I guess a cube wouldn't really HAVE a limb) was severed, would it be able to be reattached?
Can the gelatinous cube reform itself like T-1000?

Also, I would think charisma would be non-existent

>>13831522

Rule 0, bub. The rruuuuurrrrs don't matter where we're going.

>>13831516
Well, I don't know how they work in 4e, but in AD&D gelatinous cubes just held items and equipment inside of them. As for wearing armor and using weapons, they're really sticky so you could just stick armor to it and it can regurgitate it as it sinks in.

>>13831534
Of course it would be excellent. Who DOESN'T want to form a party to save the world with a sentient cube of gelatin?

Cube characters get +5 (yes you read that right) to CHA.

>>13831534
Yes, they can reform. They also constantly bud new Gelatinous Cubes.

And the Gelatinous Cube don't need no Charisma, it paralyzes on touch. Thing's an oozing date-rape drug.

>>13831516
>>13831574
Anyone have that pic of the cube with "It says it wants to help us defeat the lich"?

The armor floating inside of it works. While you can cut/smash/pierce the cube, you can only do so until your weapon hits the armor. So it takes "wounds" on its peripheral bits, but is never being outright cleaved in half or smashed.

It gets hurt still, but that can be remedied later, so long as there's still a centralized bit of cube left that's not...well...a puddle by the end of an encounter.

>>13831552
I thought they took that out of 4e?

>>13831467
You know what I've never seen?

A ranger taking ooze as a favored enemy

Someone discuss this character concept IMMEDIATELY

The party would run out of food during an adventure and are forced to go Donner party on Mr. Cube.

mmmm, lime flavored

>>13831657
Acid lime flavored. Not sure how that would go down.

>>13831635
Aren't you lucky?

Still Spell and Silent Spell for Gelly Wizard

Gelatinous done RIGHT

I can see the party now. Half-starved and licking the cube for a buzz.

>>13831646
Favoured Enemy was retarded. Take FA: Abberation, and you can pinpoint the weak spot of gibbering mouthers, mindeflayers, rustmonsters, etc, even though they have are widely varied creatures.

But if you take FA: Humanoid (Elf), you can find the weakpoints of an Elf, but Orcs just baffle the hell out of you with their alien anatomy.

>>13831635
>>13831574
>>13831516
Wait, wait. I have a solution. The cube has specially commissioned, but easily made and repairable armor.

It is a metal box missing a side, that the cube wears on top of itself.

You allow gelatinous cubes and someone will be posting how they have a guy in their party wanting to play a female cube who dresses provocatively because she wants to turn men on to kill them since she's really a lesbian... then asking you to include rape scenes so she can "ROLEPLAY" het gelatinous man hatred.

>>13831699
I wonder if you could slip Favored Enemy: Matter past the GM

>>13831725
this sounds like the start of a soap


Its a gelatinous life

>>13831668
>>13831596
>swashbuckler cube
>fighter cube
...
...
...Guys, what if...there was an entire PARTY of cubes? They can't interact with NPCs other than creative pantomiming (with no limbs), but still somehow have to save the world with nothing but guts.
Gelatinous guts.

>>13831748
Only if they can have a wise-crackin' mimic team mate

>>13831748
well they could join bodies to create OMNICUBE the spellcasting swordswinging songwriting master of the universe

>>13831646
BILL COSBY

>>13831756
For that you have to talk to Rogue Cube. He's the black-sheep brother Fighter Cube.
Or are you talking about the charmingly sardonic Wizard Cube?

So
Paladin Cube
Believes that Cubes can be redeemed and accepted as part of society and strives for that ideal

Barbarian Cube
grew up in the wild and is basically feral but follows the other cubes

Wizard Cube
A polymorphed mage who prefers the Cube form

Cleric Cube
Worships.. some kind of Gelly Deity

Swashbuckler Cube
Leader of the group is basically seeking adventure

>>13831748
Mustard Jellies were created when a wizard fucked up a polymorph spell, so add that to the party.

>>13831779
Where did Bard Cube go?

>>13831779
>Paladin Cube
Smite Rounded Object.

Alignment:
>Edged
>Pointed
>Smooth
>Bumpy
>Curved
>Circular

>>13831779
>Cleric Cube
>Worships.. some kind of Gelly Deity
...ALL HAIL SKELETON JELLY

>>13831785
He's off romancing the princess. She's enamored by his perfect form and physique.
...

A cube.

>>13831757
>they could join bodies to create OMNICUBE
That requires A LOT of party members in specific numbers.
Four, nine, sixteen, ad finitum.

>>13831809
and that his jelly gets in all the right places.

and ensures she is the cleanest royalty ever. And she doesn't even need to take the yearly bath!

>>13831496

Why do you have to say such mean things about the gelatinous cubes?

Druid Cube
>Wild Shape: Ball

Since Beholders are mostly round (eyestalks notwithstanding), are they the natural enemy of the Cube race?
Do Cube PCs come from some sort of hidden secret sentient cube village that's only accessible and comfortable to cube-shaped creatures?

>>13831825
>Eight, twenty-seven, sixty-four, ad infinitum

FTFY

>>13831846

That's Druid Cube he's a maverick, thinks outside the box.

>>13831492

Where the hell do I find this class?

>>13831785
He...
Split.
YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH.

>>13831854
WTF other creatures are mostly ball-shaped?
If Gelatinous Cubes are gelatinous and cuboidal...then their enemies would be...Solid Spheres?

>>13831825
4 seems like a good number to start

>>13831879

Ah yes the much hated Sphereoids...

>>13831854
BROTHERS, I CAN SEE IT NOW
THE RUMORED VILLAGE OF THE SQUARES
INHABITED BY GELATINOUS CUBES BIG AND SMALL, AND OF ALL THE COLORS AND HUES THAT THEY EYE CAN SEE, AND EVEN MORE THAT IT CANNOT
ALL DOORS ARE SQUARES IN THE SQUARE WALLS
BEDS ARE PERFECT SQUARE MEASUREMENTS
EVEN THE FOOD IS CUBED, MADE BY CUBE CHEFS WITH THEIR CUBIC COOKING TOOLS

>>13831785
He's right here with you. And he'll never leave you again.

>>13831879
"Gelatinous" is a colloid quality. I don't think solid is its direct opposite, since it has qualities of both solid and liquid.

I think plasma or ethereal spheres work better. They have the same qualities as something gelatinous, but are something that you cannot touch, and therefore something that cannot be hugged for its squishiness and be loved.

It only compounds with the fact that spheres already cannot know love.

Cube bard that can change into amusing shapes like pyramids and Mount Rushmore.

>>13831924
I want to meet Infrared Cube. Though, I don't want to meet with his cousin, Ultraviolet Cube.

I HEARD SOMEONE WAS MAKING A THREAD ABOUT JELLY PC'S.

>>13831748
They can communicate by moving around each other to spell pixelated letters.

CUBES CAN TAKE MANY SHAPES.

>>13831954
That's cool, I'm just going to play my cube fighter.

EVERY LAST ONE IS FUCKING DELICIOUS.

>>13831996
Can first level commoners read? Or are they all ingrained with a genetic ability to recognize party characters that stumble upon their village and just start telling the PCs of "quests" whenever they see them, whatever their race?

>>13831797
>sfuse mechanical
Yes captcha! Revive Skeleton Jelly as a mechanical jelly. Brilliant!

Okay, now I'm done.

(Seriously, don't make threads about gelatinous creatures and expect not to see this.)

>>13832016
Of course. It's the same psychic sense that informs them of the cave full of kobolds.

Post your most favourite character you've ever played.

Mine:

Ash Campbell
8th level Human Fighter
18/00 STR
18 CHA
15 WIS
14 INT
17 DEX
17 CON
Had High Weapon Masterization with the Bastard Sword
And got an extra plus for sword and shield combat proficiency
Always rolled crits
Never fucking died until the bloody fucking god of death (Nerul) Came down and killed me. Wanna know why? Cos I beat the shit out of 3 demons he sent to kill another member of the party. Scariest fucking fight ever.

>>13832075
Whut.

>>13831492
Ooze mage? Is this an actual prestige class, or just a mage specializing in oozes?

>>13832075
First off your in the wrong thread.
Second your favorite character was only 8th level?

>>13832131

I don't think this is an actual prestige class.

However, I think there was a "dominate ooze" spell in 3e. If anybody could find that for us, it'd be appreciated.

>>13832022
Wouldn't that just be machine parts inside a blob of gelatinous oil?

>>13832131
Pretty sure it was 3e not sure if someone made a 3.5 equivalent or beyond

>>13832075
>awesome cube thread
>barges in with "GUYS, LOOK AT MY CHARACTER AND MY BRAGS ABOUT HIM BEING AWESOME! SUCK MY COCK!"
You. You're not welcome here.

>>13831492
>>13832131
>>13832209
I believe the name was Ooze Lord... Sadly, after an extensive search of my folders, it seems I didn't save the image.

>>13832231
>>13832209
>>13832131

After looking stuff up, I found Oozemaster in 3.0e from the "Masters of the Wild" supplement, and "Thrall of Jubilex" in Book of Vile Darkness.

Oozemaster has a capstone which changes your type to ooze.

Cant find the dominate ooze spell though.

Pic related?

Meanwhile in Cube Village...

Something is wrong, something is very wrong, Scout Gelly have reported strange sightings, some claim that they are ghosts, a vaugue glimpses of smoke...

Some whisper its the spheres come back to take their cave, but that's impossible, they died long ago...

>>13832359
It was in some ranger or nature related splat.

>>13832400
OH GOD HE GOT DUBS
SPHERICAL DUBS

THE END TIMES ARE UPON CUBEKIND

The Council of 9 met within the Center Cube to decide what must be done...

Maybe /tg/ should do a CubeQuest?

>>13832469
I'd totally do Ooze quest

The Eldest among them who some called the First, vibrated in a slow thrum, his colors changing wildly, to an outsider this would be meaningless but to the Council and to the Cubes this was an impassioned speech...

>>13832469
Oh god yes. I'd play that so hard.

over 70 posts about cubes as a playable race and not a single mention of monks?

>>13832560
If you make a cube fiendish, you meet the intelligence requirement for becoming a monk.

>>13832560
hmm... how would one grapple a gelationous cube? (it's obvious how the cubes themselves would grapple, but how does one grab something without defined shape?)

>>13832560
That's because monks are a shitty class. There are easier ways of getting an unarmed attack without gimping yourself.

Gelatinous Cube Artificer.

>>13832644
Wat.

>>13832644
I like it. Making armor and artifacts out of acidic Jelly, maybe finding a way to harden them and such.

Truly, a formidable warrior, is the man who uses every part of his body to fight the enemy.

Especially when it is jelly, and eats through the enemy.

>>13832359
FINALLY, MY TIME HAS COME.

Please forgive the mature content of this image.

>>13833511
I like how the crosses over the boobs.

Gentlemen. There is an enemy out there, and he is a fearsome one.

We've heard rumors of their coming for generations, and dismissed them as such. Fools that we were. Now they trample our lands, rolling through our fields, absorbing our women and children!

They expected us to simply collapse into a puddle, rather than face them head on. But they were wrong! As I speak, our forces are meeting theirs on the planes in fierce combat!

Join me now, brothers! Help me take back this land from those accursed spheres! Join with me, for our homeland, for our lives, for our honor!

shardminds and water genesi has stats that I think a slime PC could easily counts-as with.