Here is the sheet in high-gloss .pdf format, suitable for printing:

http://www.mediafire.com/?1qr9zlpzka71par

Bumpan to help

This was posted in the baleeted thread:

Background Trait:
>Lipstick on Your Collar
Learn the Lipstick of any of your crew mates at the cost of a temporary Score point, during a sweaty snugglefest.

I was thinking that you might already know the Lipstick of your own pit crew, so this might work better for your rivals instead.

Man, I'm loving this!

What tables do you need?

>>13990532
>What tables do you need?

Background Traits: These raise and/or lower your Hotness and/or Car, or give you other benefits.
>Ex:
>Hard, Hard Time
You spent 1d10 months in a Hot Offenders Prison while a simple bicurious teenager. You accrue either +1 Drift from lessons learned or +1 Trunk from working out.

Random Events: These are unforseen situations that crop up randomly in the game.
>Ex:
>Too Hot, Too Curious
Acquire a new pit girl, who is stalking you. -2 from all Hotness checks until you give her the brush-off.

Lipsticks: These are detrimental to you.
>Ex:
>Jersey Whore
You spend most of your time dolling yourself up and giving it up for anyone who walks by, but that doesn't leave much time for driving. Gain +2 Hotness and -4 Car

>Unbanned and ready to try this again!

Wait, what did you do to get banned the first time?

This is /tg/'s best idea in a long time.

>>13990426
>>13990426
Wait, he gets banned as he appeals a ban? What? I'm confused. People post pictures of the ban message all the time in other boards and get banned for it.

>>13990861
Flaunting ban evasion gets you permanently banned from 4chan.

>>13990882
Great. Well, there goes the best homebrew we've made since S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and Engine Heart.

>>13990861
It's a mod getting really, really butthurt about his ban being overturned.
>>13990882
He's not flaunting a ban evasion, though. He's humorously posting a screencap of his ban after being UNbanned. Two completely different things.

Polite sage for off-topic.

Much as it sucks that the guy (sorta) running the project was banned, we're just going to keep working on it anyway. We have the archived thread, and we have enough anons interested in the project. Let's keep posting and hammering out this system.

>>13991015
>complaining about 4chan (moderation)

brb, deleting my post bitching about mods.

But, my fetish is consensual sex in the missionary position between two loving adults who love each other very much of opposite gender!

>>13991070
And you will respectfully NOT bring your fetishes to our wholesome LESCAR game

>>13991117
Come on you guys, you'll hardly even notice!

>>13991152

LIKE HELL

GET OUT, PERVERT

Haha, what an idiot, it's not even a fetish thing, way more than half the last thread was just jokes and shit.

Bumping for LESCAR

>>13991163
It's called Car Lesbians, not Lescar. We agreed on this.

>>13991181
Oh, I just meant it as a shorter version, not as an alternate name.

Sorry.

Bouncing between banned, unbanned, banned again.
You could say he's...
rubber banned.

>>13991267
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH

And they say /tg/ doesn't get shit done!

(They're right, by the way. Not even 20 posts in and the thread is bitching about things unrelated to homebrewing).

Alright, now that we have a workable system in place and mechanics that work I think that it is time to organize all of the random lipsticks/car mods/backgrounds together for a pdf form. Maybe even add a few to it...

Carpetbagging
You have no problem navigating your way down south but we can't be gifted at everything +3 Score; -1 Drift; -1 Trunk

I don't know if this works; is it correct to think that "score" is how often you get lucky, "drift" is your aptitude for performing crazy shit, and "trunk" are your booty assets?. Also, google carpetbagger the puns are delicious.

>>13990426
This explains why XS hasn't been posting here in forever.

OP here (NOT the game creator, just the OP of this thread)

I'm not banned. I WAS banned, but then the mods realized it was cool.

Anyway, back to the game.

>>13991748
Mixed messages here. Who got banned up-thread then?
>>13990426

Oh god, I was banned a second time?!?!?!?!

>>13990426

What the fuck, I just saw that. Shit's crazy, yo. Well, I'm still on my same IP address and I'm not banned now, so...

I just had an idea for an optional game rule; tell me if it's terrible:

Revving.

You can opt to rev your engine at the start of a race. First roll a d10; this is how hard you rev it the first time (I'm looking at the character sheet and imagining a needle moving from 1 on the Car gauge).

Roll it a second time, and if your second rev is higher than the first, you get +1 Car for the first leg of the race. If you opt to roll a *third* time, you can, and if you roll even higher than the first two times, you get +2 Car for the same duration. In theory, this can keep piling up, BUT if you make a mistake that's it: If you fuck up your revving, you get -1 Car for the first leg.

>>13990426
wait, did he get banned again?

>>13992165
Yes, apparently I was banned a second time when I wasn't looking, but I'm not banned anymore, so I guess everything's OK.

>see thread
>read archive.
>viral.
>initiate stalking.


Ok.. so, a bit cheesy, but why the hell not?

>>13992115
>vroom vroom.
Some rules mention d6 pools, so in trying to stick with that format or form factor..

hmm..
pull d6s from your Car pool and roll. Target hit(Roar) is 1, 2 and 3. Miss(?) is 4, 5 and 6.

more hits then miss? Add 1 to car attribute.
more misses? lose half the gambled dice (rounded up to next whole d6 if uneven number)

Just an idea?

and for the tables..
um..

>Big Entrance, Sore Losers
Enter a with +5 Car/Hot (pick one).

Win- gain normal benefits and spend next 6 races at -1 Car. Also -2 Hotness to anyone you defeated.
>"Who does that bitch think she is?"


Lose- normal penalties and spend the next 3 races at -1 Car. Also +1 Hotness to anyone who came first.. err.. defeated you.
>"You've got.. hmm.. spirit, hun.. Hope to see you around here more often"


Maybe i am over thinking this.
"lite-weight" game design is not my strength*

*don't ask what my strength is supposed to be.

>>13991497
and a great sadness filled the hearts of many.

From what it looks like we can use the gain lengths idea for the actual racing with the track divided in to section. An average race could be like 50 sections, for example and there would be designated obstacle sections which players would be aware of as well as their corresponding difficulty.
To use your Hotness against another player, you would have to be in the same section, calling it a "Hook-Up" and you would roll: Hotness + XScoreD6 > Car +XDriftD6 to cause another player to become "seduced" and they lose their ability to hook-up with another player, or move in the next phase.
To utilize Hotness against opponent in front or behind a length you can use the same roll but based just on score. "Looks can Kill"
Obstacles are checked by rolling Car + XDriftD6 > Difficulty to succeed.
When you spend drift or score points to get more D6 for an action that many points are removed from your pool, to be replenished on the next lap.

rolled 2, 6, 4, 4, 4, 5, 3, 2, 1 = 31

>>13992991
ok..

So we are looking at opposed pools?

Car A (Alicia) and Car B (Betty)

Alicia is trying to pass Betty during her turn/round/time *initiative/pole position mechanic?*)

Alicia's A-Rod tuner is running at Car4, and Alicia herself is running solid 5.

Betty's Bra-Burner is a Car5 driven by a smokin' 6.

Alicia tries a little flash of her "aftermarket modifications" to distract Betty and leave her in the dust. First 4 d6 are Alicia, 5 through 9 are Betty's Bra-burner. Skipping other modifiers for the moment?

>4+ being a success, 6+ two successes, and each 1 is -1 success.

>>13993447
Alicia's Hotness rolled 2, 6, 4, 4 (4 success)
Betty's Car rolled 4, 5, 3, 2, 1 (2 success)

Car A pulls ahead while Car B's driver get such an eyeful she forgets to watch the road and ends up swerving and fighting for control?

pretty much

encounter: Speed Trap

The driver gets pulled over by a sexy police woman. But all is not as it appears. -1 hotness -1 car.


Captcha: yanina Mqblow

Indeed captcha.

I'm thinking this game should be played as a street race, not a track race. That would give more chances for cool encounters/random events. It would also randomize the courses. You can roll on a list for each new section of road you move out of the last on. You have to make your car roll to move on. Who ever moves on first gets to roll for the next section.

>>13995597
Why not have the rules cover both street race and track race, as the original thread alluded to.

we could have different areas. with a random list of road sections for each.
Such as:
Down Town.
The docks.
Beach highway
Shanty town rally
Rt 66.

With each set having custom streets and encounters to roll up.

>>13995611

Sure. I just don't see a track race being any fun.

Random event:

Nice Rim Job.
You use your oral skills to acquire a new set of custom wheels. +2 car.

Lipstick:

Bitch Slap Shifter.
Your short temper puts the ladies in reverse. -2 Hotness.

Random event:

Jail Bait Tail Gate:

Underage and riding your ass. -2 to hotness until you can shake them off.

random event:

Ho's with hose.
Stop for a quickie car wash. Bubbles and Bewbs! +2 hotness. +2 car

random event:

Hotpants Hitchhiker.
Thumbs up and ready to ride. +2 score

random event:

Speed Bumps.
Hang tight on it's gonna get bouncy. -1 car

random event:

Biker Dyke Gangbang
They leave you and your car work over, stripped down, and in the ditch. -2 hotness -3 car

>>13995597
>>13995611
>>13995633

We can define a "race" as simply a contest that has a certain number of legs. In an officially-sanctioned track race, each leg would probably be a lap (I'm assuming no one wants to play a twelve-hour game of the Lesby 500).

For any race, the Dykemaster can simply decide (or roll a die) how long the race is from start to finish, and treat each leg as its own mini-contest.

Let's say a sexy illegal street race crops up, and all the hottest racers are there. The Dykemaster decides that there are four legs of the race.

Leg 1: All competing parties roll their Car (and if we're using the optional Revving rule, any extra dice they get from revving) for the first leg. The DM rolls events for each racer, the events are dealt with, and whoever has the most successes at the end of that leg is currently in the lead!

This continues for each leg, and even if someone has been consistently lagging in the rear, they can still come from behind and win if their total successes for the entire race are more than anyone else at the end of the last leg.

Thoughts?

>>13992818
>Big Entrance

How about entrance skills as set of skills in its own right? More flashy entrances give more rewards for winning, but higher penalities for losing and vice versa.

I think I'll get to work a bit at the Hotness, Car and Awesome Random Events Tables.

Also, I think this game will get a lot more legitimacy and be less at risk of creating bans once we can get a pdf of the rules together.

Here's a mock-up of the cover page.

>>13996491
I for one am all for it.

>>13996808
The cover or the game itself?

Holy shit.
>see this thread yesterday
>don't think it will go anywhere
>see this thread today
>I love you guys
Also>>13990426
banned for posting a pic of a ban ticket? Wow, whoever's modding /tg/ is an ass.

>>13996945
It's OK, I was unbanned before I even noticed the ban.

And since Dykemaster hasn't returned, I've compiled all the crunch from the first thread into one text file. I'll post it now, but you can look at the whole thing here:

freetexthost(dot)com/nhayd6duqr

BEGINNING DUMP

Car Lesbians is an exciting new game from /tg/!

THE PREMISE: You have a car and you are a lesbian. You must make out with other girls while riding in your car and making your car awesome.

There are only two stats. These are Hotness and Car, and both are ranked 1-10 with normal people having a five in both (average looks / people carrier). Having a ten in each stat would make you smoking hot / give you a turbo-charged custom built bond car.

Its a dice pool system. You roll a d6 for every point you have with 4+ being a success, 6+ two successes, and each 1 is -1 success. If you get below 0 successes you have a critical failure.

BASE STATS:
Hotness: 1d6+3
Car: 1d6+3
Drift: 1d6
Score: Average of Hotness and Drift
Trunk: Average of Hotness and Car

Score and Drift points are used throughout the game to pay for certain traits and such. You start with a base amount, and can earn more via stunting and certain traits.

You can take up to 3 Background Traits and two Car Mods, or 3 Car, 2 Background - your choice.

If you take a Lipstick ("Flaw") you can take an additional Background or Car trait. There is a limit of one Lipstick per character.

The normal cap for Hotness and Car is 10, but those numbers can rise above 10 during certain limited-time circumstances that arise during the game.

Talking points from the first thread:

*RP/relational methods to spend Drift would be interesting. Recruiting a crew could provide you with different Drift options or special one use abilities? Would it be more appropriate to spend Drift or Score on replacing lost crew mates?

*I guess we need to work out some basic stuff for your pit crew? Limits, etc? What about your pit crew is limited by your base Score stat? That would make sense, right?

*Perhaps Trunk would be a derived stat, car + hotness + modifiers from background, representing how many points of Drift can be stockpiled?

*I had it originally intended as the limit for the number of Mods and upgrades your car could handle, plus the maximum number of points which could modify your rolls for various checks. The better the Trunk, the better the junk.

*It seems like:
-Score for Sexy Events/Stunts
-Drift for Driving Events/Stunts
-Both for Awesome Events/Stunts
Trunk determines how many car mods you can have.

>Out
When you get an Out, you have to spend a Score point within that race/scene or you lose one point from your Hotness, as you are slowly turned into an hetero. And that is worse than losing.

>slowly revealed as a hetero.
Idea behind that is that the character is hetero, but is hiding it to get into the lesbian car racing scene. Love the idea of calling them Outs though, and I like the idea of using Score to mitigate it too, perhaps that could be what's used to reduce the roll against accruing more Outs?

===========================
RANDOM EVENTS

>Sprung a Leak
Your Score total remains static this turn, and either Car or Hotness takes a one point hit, whichever is higher before the reduction.

>Not Street Legal
One of your crew turns out to be underage! You get +1 Hotness when she's riding with you, but your Car is reduced by 1 because of her lack of experience under the hood!

>Been Around the Track a Few Times
Reverse of Not Street Legal, for having a visibly older partner.

>Lez All Go To The Movies
Someone has secretly filmed some of your lustfilled escapades, and is threatening to send the tape to your unknowing, extremely conservative parents. You must stop her!

> Veiled threat
A lover dies under especially tragic circumstances (saving orphans, 2 days before retirement, etc.). You may designate a race for which you will devote all your time and energy, and win in her honour. For this race, gain +3 to Car, +1 to Hotness, and gain 3 temporary Drift points. You may not use any Score points until you have won the designated race. (If you fail the first time, you must wait until the next time this race is scheduled before you may use another Score point!)

>Death race
You have been invited to the most dangerous (and sexy) of races! If you accept and win, double your current Drift and Score points. If you lose the race, lose all your Drift and Score points.

>The Fast and the Bi-Curious
You get pulled over by a police-woman dressed in a revealing outfit. She handcuffs you, and then goes down-town. You are slowed down by Hotness x 2d6 minutes.

>Thunderbolt
Lightning strikes! From now on, when driving this car, mild electrical shocks hit you from beneath your seat. Suffer -1 to opposed Hotness tests due to the distraction.

>The Cannonball Run
You are hired to transport two very large breast implants to a local plastic surgery clinic. A rival clinic is known to want them, however, and word on the street has it that they have hired a number of very sexy drivers to recover it!

> Redline
You discover a way to keep your engine from overheating at top speeds by adding bodily fluids. For 1d3+2 days/month, gain +1 to Car.

>Too Hot, Too Curious
Acquire a new pit girl, who is stalking you. -2 from all Hotness checks until you give her the brush-off.

> Fangirls
Your car is so hot... it is overheating! Pick up a spectator to blow air over your hot, sweaty body, or temporarily take -1 to Car. Your Hotness is increased by +1 for this check.

>Jackboot Jack-knife
Helga the East German lescar champion appears!

>Bunny Hop
A wealthy playgirl has moved into the city and is hosting a giant party, and all the biggest racers are attending.

>I Found Your Phone
You have been doxed on an image board by one of your enemies! The growing horde of basement dwellers can only be defeated by a successful Hotness [tits] or Car [gtfo] check.

>You've got female
You have been tasked with delivering a secret package to the local mafia-boss. The boss is not the only one after the package, and you have to "take care of" all those who wish to steal it. You gain -2 in Car, due to it needing bulletproof armoring.

>Red Light District
All the traffic lights are suddenly red, giving everything a sexy red glow. Gain +2 Hotness, but all Car checks are made at a -1 penalty.

>About to Explode
Someone has kidnapped one of your girlfriends, and only a highspeed drift down the volcano race track will be enough to win her back.

>"Oops, my shirt is all wet! Better take it off!"
Your team needs to raise money, by doing a sexy car wash. Money is earned through an equation using Hotness

==========================
BACKGROUND TRAITS:

>Scene Girl
After taking several pictures of you and other girls kissing you started liking it. A lot. However your provisional driver license hasn't prepared you good enough for the hazards of racing. Gain +3 to Hotness and -3 to Car.

>Lower Case A's
Your tight, compact torso allows you unfettered range of motion and quick reflexes, giving you a -1 Hotness but a +1 Car.

>Fire Crotch
You have flaming red hair, but sometimes you just neeed to be quenched. Gain +1 Hotness and -1 Car.

>Victoria's Other Secret
Your pit crew and you have a second line of income, racing as your choice of sexy lucha libres, sexy pirates, sexy ninjas or the like: you may take a second Car stat to represent this, using it if your primary car becomes inoperable.

> Love bug
Your car seems to drive itself, freeing up the driver to do more making out. Gain +1 to Hotness while on straightaways.

> Initial D-cup
You have abnormally large breasts. You gain +1 to your starting Hotness, but their size makes it difficult to reach the steering wheel, giving you -1 to Car when attempting to use them.

>J-Lo would be J-Lous
You gain double amounts of Trunk points whenever you successfully use your booty to score with a hot chick.

> Done in 60 seconds
You get overexcited in certain situations, causing you to finish a bit faster than the average lesbian. When things really heat up, you take +1 to Car and -1 to Hotness.

>The compound is FCu 2BITiCH
Having to be the nerdy girl in your Chemistry class in your younger years, you are able to create chemical compounds that can help out you and your car. You are able to take an additional car mod, along with it, you gain +3 car but -4 hotness.

>Large Lorry Reversing
You turned to lesbianism after your disgustingly large girth disqualified you from sleeping with only the least appealing men. Your car is suitably modified to carry your weight at great speed. -4 Hotness, +4 Car

>Eta Beta Pi
You were/are in a sorority, were you "experiment" with your sisters, but at the cost of missing valuable lessons. Lose 1d4 Car, gain 1d4 Hotness.

>Super Mom
Lesbian street racing is only half of your life. You're also married with several kids who likely know nothing of how mom pays the bills. Expect to be racing for the prize and to get to your kid's graduation ceremony on time.

Jesus Christ, there's a lot of crunch. OK, I'm not posting all this. Read the whole thing here:

freetexthost(dot)com/nhayd6duqr

I did not realize just how much stuff people had come up with.

Say, we got rules for motorcycles yet? Kinda like those chinese guys in Fast and Furious? They can be the "other" other gang.

And they will be called....

Dykecycles.

>>13990426 The mod is a faggot.
The mod is a faggot.
The mod is a faggot.
Really he is.

>>13997385

Enjoy your ban metafag.

>>13997379
>Say, we got rules for motorcycles yet?

The rules are identical when everyone in the race is on a bike.

Now, if you're on a bike and your opponent is in a car... +2 Hotness (dat raised ass) and -2 Car (because even though you're faster you're a lot more vulnerable)?

>>13997385
Rebanned-unbanned guy here.

Stop that, please.

I'll definitely contribute to the tables but (looking ahead), I suggest the first supplement be called 'Bike Dykes'

>>13997472

+1 for Dykecyclists!

>>13997489
+1 Motordykes!

>>13997537
>>13997489

Fuck both of you. I want my Unidykelers!

No love for Crotch Rockets?

>>13997544
Oh god I'm laughing so hard I'm coughing

Pot Hole
You smoke a lot... but not tobacco. As a scene starts, roll a d6. On a 1, you're stoned (mostly incoherent and fading in and out of consciousness) and take a -4 to CAR and HOTNESS. On a 2, you're buzzed and take a -2 to CAR while gaining +2 to HOTNESS but, at some point during the scene, you will need to eat. If you don't, take -2 to HOTNESS for the next scene until you eat.

Road Gash
You like 'it' WHILE driving - espcially once your adrenaline starts flowing. Once a race, chase or any other adrenaline pumping activity starts while you're driving, she gets to work and you take a -4 to your CAR trait until your passanger makes a successful HOTNESS check (and finishes you off). Make a successful CAR check to avoid needing to stop as the throes f passion overcome you but, if you pass, you're sudden relaxed state and clarity of vision gives you +2 to your CAR trait for 10 minutes.

Just for fun, here's a four-page preview .pdf, which includes the dramatic writefaggotry provided in the last thread!

http://www.mediafire.com/?8imcka51ktppmrr

Leave it to the fa/tg/uys to create an exploitative lesbian rpg.

>>13997749
>Leave it to the fa/tg/uys to create an fully-functional exploitative lesbian racecar rpg.

ftfy

And hey, six downloads on the .pdf already!

>>13997625
I like these.

Not sure what "it" is that you're talking about, though.

>>13997946
Lesbian shenanigans obviously.

Sex.

>>13998299
You lost me.

>>13998868
It is a depraved sexual act featuring two females having intercourse in the missionary position with the lights off, under the bed sheet for the purpose of procreation.

With a strap on with semen on it.

Preview .pdf just hit 30 downloads!

Here is the system so far, for people who can't find it in the thread:

http://freetexthost.com/nhayd6duqr

I just got home from work. I have an alternate idea about how races can be played. We'll make a random table (could be cards) each will describe a part of the race
ex: sharp turn, straightaway, ramp.
The player in the lead is the one who rolls on the chart thus determining what appears as the next leg of the race course.
So you have a poll of say, 10-20 race course items (cards), and as they are rolled up they lay out the race track.
ex.
Sharp turn
Tunnel
Bridge
sharp turn
bridge out/ramp
intersection
straightaway
etc.

You have to make a successful car roll to move onto the next part. But the type of card can modify your roll. such as Sharp turn- it's a tight one, make your roll at -2.
...or Wet Canal, it's slippery down here, make your roll at -3.
...or Straightaway-it's wide open, put the hammer down, make your roll at +2.

Hope that makes sense. Then we can make all sorts of fun track bits. Like cargo container ramp and hotel lobby.

capthcha: 1976 naturely
Ahhh yeah.

Bravo my fine sir, it looks like it could be a good game to run.

Now just to find people willing to play it.

>>14000238
these could also include adding rolls for other stats, to be able to pass on. Such as Road House- make a successful car roll and a successful hotness roll to pass or lose 1 hotness and pass automatically.

http://freetexthost.com/2i4vf5kpuw
I'm out of ideas.

Oh ye gods this is beautiful,
I mean seriously 80s campy racing game meets girl on girl.
I'm dying here.

>>14000279
/u/ recruitment drive!

>>14000303
Come on, give me some random hotness events! No crunch needed! Just a good name and short description.

"/u/-hoo, /tg/ here. Some brilliant, enterprising soul on /tg/ has created a most wonderful thing: a pen and paper game called - get this - Car Lesbians.


I KNOW RIGHT?

We were hoping for some input.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13982719/ <-- original thread
>>13990397 <-- current thread.

Mods: I'm not asking for content, I'm asking for assistance in another board."

Does this seem like a good first post in /u/?

I don't think linking to a thread in a different board is just a matter of numbers.

I think they're meant to look like
>>tg>129997716

or whatever.

>>14000554
I mean beyond that.

>>14000574
Yeah, it seems fine, and I think I demonstrated I have no idea how to actually link threads across boards.

>>14000586
Just copy paste the url

One more bump from me.

Drink driving?

>>14000445

give me one example and I'll give you ten.

>>14000616
Random encounter:
>Loose Lips -
A former member of your pit crew has returned, claiming you somehow got her blacklisted. Now you have to clear her name...and yours.

>Drag Race
A rival racer is giving free fake mustache rides. Slap on a stache and try to keep up.

>Fix It Flat
You find out your copilot is less than she seems, when you catch her stuffing her bra.

>Slip and Slide
You get so excited about your new custom leather interior you can barely stay seated.

This is the best thing, /tg/.
Of course, we all demand stories of play once somebody plays it.

Ha ha, this is totally not pandering and thinly veiled fetish questing.
Shine on, you crazy diamonds.

>>13996491
Sure is a feminine cover you got there.

>ctrl-f "cunning stunt"
>no matches

I feel like this has to be the name of something, but I'm not sure what.

Also, thinking about stunts is leading me to ideas of a CAR LESBIANS/VeloCITY crossover: PARKOUR LESBIANS!

>Tongue and Groove
Can you keep it between the lines when your partner plays your favorite song on the radio and gets down on it?

I thought we agreed to call it Lescar?

>>14000785
It's a feminine cover because it's a game about lesbians. What are you even talking about.

>>14000794
cunning stunt is brilliant.

>Hot Boxing
To many bong hits leaves you high and dry. Can you get back on the road before your title goes up in smoke?

>>14000820
>missedthepoint.jpg

>>14000812
We did quite the opposite.

>Camel Towing
Broke down and need a lift? Camel towing is ready with the snatch truck!

Yes there is really a tow truck called a snatch truck. They use it for repo.

/o/ fag here. I approve.

>Sleepover Surprise
You and the girls have a last minute sleepover.

Did you get the ones I posted this morning, near the top of this thread?

>Rum Runner
You had one to many drinks at the girls only road house and woke in a ladies room stall. Get back in the race.

>Monster Truck Sally
You meet a country girl with over sized assets. She keeps you bogged down in a mud hole.

im so glad this is back OP

I await the finished product of this glorious homebrew... will also be running a one-shot of it for my group =3

>Road Rash
You don't know how you got it, but you're going to need some cream for that.


Is that 10?

This thread is awesome.

It would cool if we could implement shootan and mafia into this. this would be so glorious

>>14001433
>>14001403
FUCK NO
You'll get someone banned again.

rolled 4 = 4

oh /tg/, never change.

>Cunning Stunt
Detail the stunt you wish to make and roll a difficult Car check. If you succeed you may roll on the table below. This can only be attempted once per race.
1- All opponents witnessing it lose -3 Hotness for a leg due to extreme shock.
2- You gain +2 Hotness because of the confidence you've gained.
3- Gain 1d6+1 minutes.
4- That seems to have cleared a problem with the engine, gain +2 Car!
5- The stunt gets you ready and roaring to go! Gain +1 to both Drift or Score.
6- You feel fortune smile on you! Pick one from the list.

God I hope this doesn't suck.

>>14001440

okay

>>14001557
That could be a difficult Drift roll as well.

>>14001557
I can dig it!

This

Is

AMAZING

Some one is collecting all this in the pdf, right?

>Big Kitty
Wanna wrestle? She says grinning.

>>14000279

What's the source on that pic?

>>13997262
Guys, how did you take such a rules-light concept like the original first post had and add so much junk to it? Seriously, tripling the number of numerical statistics? Shitloads of backgrounds and mods and stuff that add ridiculously high numbers to things (I mean, really, considering a scale from 1-10, anything above +/- 1 is going to be very swingy). I found the prospect of random tables a bit more interesting, but it would be nice if they were short, concise and maybe a bit more modal - multiple rolls of archtypes to develop an encounter or patron rather than just full fledged entries. Pic sort of related, I guess.

I'd like to think the only reason this happened was because some people had too many car/lesbian puns and needed something to do with them, but really, come on, this is starting to seem convoluted. I'll definitely be sticking to the original version of it with my Car Lesbians group.

>>14003038

Rules-light is not the only way a system can go, bropheus.

>>14003038

We're up to 4 whole pages now. Rules lite is a bit different than ruleless.

So where do we stand now? Someone compiling this shit?

>>14003143
I'm well aware it's not the only way it can go, but it was just the overwhelming amount of crunch and rules-heaviness that seemed to be discussed in the last thread. I mean, there's so much stuff people are refusing to repost it all. I just didn't notice much appreciation in the last thread for the rules-light version of the game, and found that kind of saddening. I know /tg/ does good work on homebrew games, but most of them that I see go the rules-heavy route and I was really hoping to see one stay rules-minimal.

Regardless of the weight of the rules, I still think a lot of those backgrounds and lipsticks and stuff that were being made deal with numbers at way too large a scale considering the actual stat range. And some of them that had a d6 roll in them can cause drastically different effects. Even a rules-heavy game can stand to be tightened up as a system.

>>14003305
OP here (not the creator OP, just a compiler)

Don't worry, I've got everything. Between easymodo and suptg everything is online, and I'm adding it to my text file as well.

And re: edition wars, I was under the impression that everything beyond the basic Hotness and Car were optional rules. I mean, practically everything is either a random event or something else that goes on the table, and I think having more options is a good idea. This game doesn't have to be tied down to a single edition, when players can pick and choose to create their own editions. My two cents.

The preview pdf has topped 50 downloads; here's the link again:

http://www.mediafire.com/?8imcka51ktppmrr

>>14003313

>/tg/ games
>rules-heavy

WAT

I>>14003313
Additionally, a lot of the current material is just different +/- Car -/+ Hot bonuses when you only really need a handful of those. The rest of the backgrounds or perks or whatever should ideally be situational modifiers, so the game can distinguish between someone with a lot of racing Car and a lot of mechanical Car for example. Or they should change the way the parts of the game interact, but since Hot and Car are the only really solid parts of the game it's hard to get very creative with them.

>>14004226
Also, I'd also like to propose right now that a CAR LESBIANS character be limited to basically the following attributes:

Hot and Car are obviously in, as the defining features of a car lesbian. Although the way I'm picturing it, Car is a representation of the CL's skill at driving and maintenance, and not of her actual, physical car.

That will be taken car of by backgrounds which describe your car, in the same way your car lesbian is fleshed out by backgrounds that describe her while Hot is mostly just a measurement of how well she achieves things through seduction, subterfuge, and being a lesbian.

Finally, I think an underlooked attribute/thing that every car lesbian ought to have is a pit crew/harem. Since we're trying to keep this light, instead of being an npc or something a member of your crew would basically just another background.

Trunk, I guess, can be a measure of the total amount of these attributes you can have, whether they're car mods, personal features, or crew. It has to be something, because the name is awesome.

I imagine Drift being something like shift in FATE games, or the Crucial Mechanic in Sorcerer that lets you carry over successes from previous, related rolls.

Finally, the one thing we're seriously missing is some sort of Bad Thing that can happen to a car lesbian, something like a condition track or hitpoints. Perhaps failures apply penalties to your Hot or Car (or maybe disable backgrounds) and you're out (crashed, psyched out, exhausted, seduced, etc..) when you reach 0 in on of your stats?

>>14004237
>Finally, the one thing we're seriously missing is some sort of Bad Thing that can happen to a car lesbian

Those are Lipsticks.

>>14004346
Also, while this is a RPG. It is played in a per race time frame. You can lose the race and/or not get sexed up. Either of which is bad for a car lesbian.

>>14004346
But the existing lipsticks are (a) closer to 'flaws' taken at character generation and (b) almost exclusively just penalties to Hot or Car anyway.

What I'm getting at is, say your arch-nemesis tries to run you off the road and rolls more successes on the Car v. Car contest. What does this do? Does it give you a temporary 'out of control' lipstick worth -2 car. And if so what happens when your Car reaches 0?

Not that I'm opposed to temporary lipsticks as damage. In fact, if the player gets to choose how they're lipstuck you can have situations where when you're at 1 Car and desperately trying to stay in the race, you have to take penalties to Hot since it's hard to remain sexy while trying not to crash your vehicle (or alternatively, at 1 Hot you're so distracted and bothered that it's affecting your driving).

>>14004237
I agree. I think trunk and score are a bit redundant. I do like the plethora of random events though.

>>14004470
But there needs to be ways to get ahead or put the competition behind, or else everyone is just rolling Car or Hot as appropriate until they achieve X successes.

You work it so that every sort of interaction simply gives a bonus to the winning party, but having a way to 'damage' the competition is also useful, which means Bad Stuff other than losing the overall competition.

>>14004480
It would depends on how you are playing the game. If you are using the random track legs style, you would get run off the road and have to get back in the race where you left off, now with your nemesis in the lead. I don't really understand how it could work with the other option.

>>14004548
Here's an example. You and your enemy are racing on a random course. You are in the lead. You roll for the next section of race course. You get "Gravel Strewn S-curve! Difficult driving. You both make you car roll even with the modifier. So you are still in the lead. you for the next bit of race track. You get "Back Alley barn storm, the straight and narrow, -1 to car. You fail your roll, but your enemy makes hers. She is now in the lead and rolls for the next bit of track... and so on.

>>14004639
All this happens while lipsticks and random events and powers are also effecting the game.

>>14004639

This is how I was envisioning the racing part to work.

>>14004639
>>14004652

Every lap the DM rolls on the random events table for you. What about the other stuff?

We're well on our way to making a clean, stripped-down and ready-for-action lesbian racing system.

>>14004639
And if your enemy wants to try some aggressive and/or seductive driving, it'd probably be an opposed Car and/or Hot roll where the loser gets a penalty to that stat on the next section of the course (or perhaps the rest of the race, depending on the sort of maneuver).

If you're Car is ever reduced to 0, you narrowly avoid crashing and make no progress on that section, although your Car is refreshed for the remaining ones (same thing for Hot, if things get too steamy your car lesbian might need to rest for a lick before she can continue racing).

Taking a pit stop reduces some of your accumulated successes but refreshes any lasting penalties to your Car and Hot, and might be required to sort out any random issues that have come up among your pit crew.

>>14004745
I would say that your Hotness and Car can never fall below 1, so you always have at least once chance at success (and hey, if you roll a 6, that counts as two successes; your rival might only roll one - or none!)

>>14004800

Or if your Car drops to 0 you are out of the race, period.

Hotness 0 might mean you've passed out, either from things getting too hot and heavy or for some other reason.

>>14004800
This would also work. Instead of being forced to take a pit stop the player could opt to do so to replenish their very much diminished stats, or stay in the race and hope they get lucky.

>>14004891
I think you should be able to choose between staying in the race or taking a pit stop to reset your stats and therefor automatically lose that leg of the race.

If your Car or Hotness hits 0, you're done, so you need to choose whether to stay in with a beat-up ride or take a breather.

>>14004930
I can get behind this. Also if you fail your car roll to move out of a certain section of track, you are stuck there till you do. Allowing you opponents to take a wide lead. Let's get some race track legs(cards) written up. If you have some good ones post'em.

>Road Work Ahead (difficult) Cones! Cones Everywhere! Make your car roll at -1.

>Straightaway- it's wide open take her home! Make your car roll at +2.

>>14004930
>If your Car or Hotness hits 0, you're done

Like, for the entire race? I feel like that is against the spirit of this sort of game. Although staying in but being totally unable to win barring extremely lucky rolls is only a little bit better, I suppose.

The severity of the consequences for dropping to 0 would also depend on how likely it is to ever happen, and on the length (in real time) of a race. If it's something that can occur reasonably frequently, and races take a while to play out, there should be as many mechanics as possible to ensure that a player feels like they're remaining relevant regardless of what happens.

I take it the players would all normally be on the same lesbian car racing team, so maybe they could move to a support role if they manage to be taken out of the competition?

>>14005038
>Live Lesbian Racers! The cameras are all on you for this stretch of the race, roll Hot and gain your successes as Drift!

>>14005126

These races are fast and furious. Drivers will be getting wrecked or out sexed at a rapid pace. You can always take a pit stop. We could just say if your reach zero in either stat you have to take a mandatory pit stop(car) or powered your nose(hotness) to reset your stats and then your back in the game. Maximum 3 pits per game?

>>14000238
I wonder if you could actually combine this with the table of random events... make a deck.

For a standard track race, remove the other random events and just use track sections and track events.

For a street race/cross country/marathon style race, add in the other events which create more variety.

The length of each race is determined by the number of obstacles dealt/rolled. This would allow a Dykemaster to set a game length and/or the specific conditions of the race by changing the events available and the number of that event occurrence. Of course, you could use a table instead and roll, but the tactile feel of a card deck is fun too.

>>14004930
I like the idea of Car = abstraction of character skill, nerves, physical condition of their car.
Likewise, Hot = abstraction of verve, confidence, passion, etc.
Neither are just physical set characteristics, they should go up and down over the course of a race, and running out of either is lights out. It also fits with the "speedometer" visual on the character sheet.

Instead of simply drawing an arrow, a really creative group could possibly cut out an arrow and loosely pin it to the sheet, shifting it up and down as play progresses.

It strikes me that influencing the random events roll is an unexplored part of the CAR LESBIANS design space. Roll twice and take your pick would be an interesting background, for example.

And if we tag the events, certain backgrounds could let you do things like reroll the first automotive mishap event of a race.

>>14004545
>>14005325

Possibly the ability to spend points of Hot to roll on Tables influencing Car or vice versa?

>>14005525
Or alternately, spending Score.

how about we make the race quite similar to Paris-Dakka? the race is from point A to point B, which are on different continents. so there are interesting places and people along the way. the dykes meet some local girls which might give benefit. there are many locale-specific events.

and of course, there will be Split/Second-styled Powerplay, dyke-themed!

>vc:overhead piono
what.

>>14005637
The LESCAR World Prix, spanning dozens of cities across six continents and eight weeks of intense, thrilling, titillating car lesbian action!

I imagine each race locale might take an entire session to play out, between the race and working the car lesbian scene.

Not to mention the qualifiers, and the inevitable breakdown in the middle of nowhere where you and your racing rival/ex-girlfriend are forced to work together to make it out of the oppressive heat of the Sahara desert and back to the race. Stripped down to as little clothing as possible, dripping with sweat, eyeing each other with a combination of lust and hatred, each eager to assert your dominance over the other...

..or, you know, whatever comes up in your campaign.

rolled 7 = 7

>>14005325
I'm going to make most everything random rolls when I start a game. Character generation, races, you name it.

Good morning, Car Lesbians!

I think if we used the card idea the game would be perfect. It's a quick and fun game, and if it's a card based system you can put it in your pocket. It will also make it easier for noobs to pick up. Cards also give us a way to bring lots of awesome and saucy visuals to our game. Which would be a huge plus as 50% of our game is about hot lesbians and the other 50% is about hot cars. we'll have no shortage of images.difa blegov

Another reason cards would be nice at least for the track generation is you can leave them out on the table to mark who is where and what type of terrain they are in. We can include a list of the cards and a random d100 table in the rule book for folks who don't want to print cards. It'll work the same, but require a little better book keeping.

I think you should be able to play through a single race in less than and hour, making a night of playing car lesbians a series of races. The dykemaster can weave a story to connect the multiple races or you can just play to win with beer and prezetels.

Example of a story to combine multiply races.

"Lowrider Jean, didn't want to race anymore, she had done her time in that dirty world. But her sister needed that operation and kidneys don't grow on trees. So she slid into her skin tight curve hugging racing suit on more time. Now all I have to do is win all three contender runs and then take the championship haul."

Or something like that... herp.

The preview pdf topped 80 downloads last night.

Here's the link again:

http://www.mediafire.com/?8imcka51ktppmrr

By the way, this pdf has the character sheet pdf too, so you don't have to download them both.

>>14005225
>We could just say if your reach zero in either stat you have to take a mandatory pit stop(car) or powered your nose(hotness) to reset your stats and then your back in the game. Maximum 3 pits per game?
I like this. It lets the pulse-pounding, butt-lic- I mean butt-kicking action to continue, but still keeps the threat of losing if you're handling your baby badly.

>>14005637
I, uh... I'll be right back.

And here's something I found googling for a picture to use in that last post (forgot the picture, derp)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sb6i9fU1ZE

It's not 100% LESCAR, but it's still somewhat in the spirit.

vroom vroom

Nothing all day?

Does the pdf DL have all the new content in it?

>>14012883
No, it has nothing but the character sheet and some fluff. I'm waiting until we hammer out all the back-and-forth before I put it all in a pdf.

Don't worry, this idea is too great to die before it's finished.

Just for the pun factor...

How about calling it "The Initial L"