I just gotta say, OP, that this is fukken brilliant.

SPACEPIMP

>>14084160
As I stated before:
"One of these days, Veronica, one of these days!"

Put on the entire ensemble, and stride out. We are a walking arsenal, with more firepower and shielding than an entire squadron of their battleships on our person alone. Let's act like it.

Engage Pimply Swagger. Meet the FG with a steady gaze, googly camera lens to eye and say you are ready to paint Mars red.
Well alright. Just act like nothing is amiss and thank him for his hospitality and protection.

You asked for a suit of armor, preferably something flashy. You got a pimp suit, complete with cane (that fires bolts of destructive immateria). You groan. "Really Veronica? Really?" *If I have to pretend to be a dumb terminal you can handle doing a little pimping.* "Fine, we'll go with it, but you'd better give me a hat too" you begrudgingly reply. *Of course* A velvet hat complete with peacock feather joins the ensemble. *The hat incorporates a grav-thruster that will let you move in any direction regardless of local conditions. Now you're a FLYING pimp. Oh, and one more thing.* A pair of green tinted glasses with gold frames appears on top of the hat. *These glasses act as a warp transit beacon. As long as you're within two light years from the ship or any other compatible teleporter they'll let you preform short-range warp jumps. Now go see what their leader wants.*

We immediately look like a idiot when we think our Pimp Suite can do all that

so the pimp suit wasnt trolling? damn

well then, lets GTFO this void station and get to olympus

>>14084160
"I love what this outfit implies our relationship to be..."

>>14084191
OP please say you are a troll

Could we get any information besides why we choose the pimp suit?

>>14084199
Don't hate, brah.

>>14084216
Read the other threads, it's only common courtesy.

Time to show this barbarians how we rolled in the M19

>>14084225
Did, Goddamn it /tg/

Yeah, this went from awesome to retarded pretty fucking quickly.
Have Veronica start making dildos. Hundreds of thousand of dildos. An infinite number of dildos. Don't stop, Waifu, never stop making those dildos.

Before you exit the ship, do you take the STC with you? Remember, you've convinced the AdMech that the ship itself is the STC, or at least that it's built in. The real thing is a small machine in your bedroom.

Sigh and thank Veronica for the silly-looking but awesome gear, and then head out to join the Fabricator General.

>Golden Age Human
>Pinnacle of Humanity
>Walking into a meeting with the head of the AdMech wearing a pimp suit

Best quest ever or BEST QUEST EVER?

>>14084233
Veronica chose them for you. She's trolling you, and it's not like anyone from the 41st millennium would be put off by them. The average rogue trader dresses far more flamboyantly.

OP that equipment sound more Necron than Darkage, if you remove the Pimp part

>>14084233
Look, considering what we're asking Veronica to do, it's reasonable for her to do this.
And if everything works as advertised, and we pull this off, I'm willing to bet that the entire Mechanicum will be sporting canes, velvet hats, big green sunglasses, and other such accoutrements.
Think of it not as us getting trolled, but of taking part of a subtle plan to troll the entire Ad-Mech.

>>14084271
yes. take it with. just incase someone other than the mechanicum, gets a hold of your ship while youre gone.

dont want your "holy grail" to be stolen

>>14084271
Make a SMALLER STC to take with us.

Disguise it as a hilarious novelty belt buckle.

OP, you're approaching levels of WAY TO SILLY, you had best deliver in making up for it.

Off to Mars we go, then.

>>14084271
Just seal the ship and instruct Veronica to allow entrance to nobody while we are gone. We can teleport back into the ship directly, there's no need to take any more of our technology to these savages.

If AdMech guy asks us for anything, we can just quip "brb", teleport out and back in, and hand him whatever he's asking for.

>>14084271
Bring it with you. Apologize for deceiving them, but you did it for your own security.
In Character- Scientists today wouldn't kill you for giving them awesome new tech, there's no reason to think these guys would, they've already protected you.
OOC- AdMech are bros with guys who find tech.

We absolutely do not take the STC with us. Gotta keep ourselves useful after all.

>>14084271
No, keep the STC on the ship. Keep it in the bedroom, and have Veronica seal the ship while we're away.

>>14084309
Seconded.

>>14084293
The suit is made of carbon nanoweave so it's going to be damn near bulletproof. The shield is stupidly strong by Imperial standards, but your ship has twice that and it's a junky civilian thing. The hat works similarly to a jet-pack, only with gravity, and all the glasses do is act as a beacon, the actual teleporation is done by the ship's onboard teleporter. All perfectly legit for DAoT, the only problem might be power source, but just go with it.

Do NOT take it with us.

Have our AI keep the ship locked, sealed, void shielded, and safe from daemons while we go have lunch with the fabricator general.

No it's just regular pimp clothes. Riiiiiiiiiight

No reason to give away that we lied yet. Either make a small, subtle STC that we can hide on our person, or leave it behind. Thank the Fabricator for his patience.

>>14084296
my god

the entire ad-mech being trolled into wearing pimp-attire. It brings new meaning into anything Mars-Pattern..

This quest will only end in terrible railroaded misery and death.

Th Golden Age of Technology led to the Age of Strife for a reason.

The shameless pride and hubris of Mankind, and its trust in technology and A.I.´s.

>>14084329
>>14084296

Good lord. Hilariously gaudy, gold-plated las-deagles, designed to be fired sideways...

Bump

OP, are you actually going to continue our what?

>>14084309
After instructing Veronica to seal the ship against entry by anyone other than you, you exit the ship, suppressing the urge to swagger. The Fabricator General either doesn't notice your ridiculous getup or doesn't care. "If you have finished gathering your supplies Prophet, allow me escort you and your blessed vessel to Mars"

He beckons you enter his shuttle, and once inside you are suddenly aware of how claustrophobic the thing is. You can definitely tell that this design was originally meant for automated maintenance drones. "I apologize for my craft's lack of grace Prophet" the Fabricator says. "We have languished for ages without the Machine God's guiding light to guide us, I can only dream of what wonders your blessed revelations will allow."

As you start to fly towards the planet you hear Veronica's voice in your ear. *They've taken the ship into a gravitonic tractor field. I'm being pulled in the wake of the one you're in. It's not too strong though, if things go south I can get you back here and out of here in seconds.*

"Prophet" the Fabricator General's voice snaps you back to the situation at hand. "We have a few minutes before we make planetfall. Tell me of the Golden Age; what is it like to have the Machine God guiding your every movement? What sort of wonders have you in your lives?"

>>14084414
Give the man some time.
With how fractured this group of players is, it's hard to discern what the consensus is.

>>14084435
Be vague, but uplifting sounding. Report that your vessel is only a private civilian ship, and that the real state of the art military ships make it look like a puttering golfcart.

Tell him about the great university on Mars. He'll like that.

I imagine at some point during this, it's going to hit home that it's all gone.

>>14084435
>Tell me of the Golden Age; what is it like to have the Machine God guiding your every movement?
"It was...peaceful. Oh sure, we would bump heads against some backwater alien empire, or a bunch of secessionists would try to break away.
"But all in all, we had peace in our part of the galaxy."

>>14084435
hes probing us.


be careful.

Talk of the things they have only far bigger and far smaller yet always better.

The presence of Veronica should probably make this obvious but I'll say it anyway, you come from an era BEFORE the uprising of the Iron Men.

The More You Know.

>>14084435
>Tell him about the great university on Mars. He'll like that.

Seconding this.

Segue into mentioning that much of it would not have been possible without the development of advanced Artificial Intelligence systems, and that one of his subordinates had mentioned earlier there was some kind of an uprising? Humbly request from him all records they might have of what happened to your people, including the reasons behind their apparent fear of AIs.

>remember, our character has very little information about M41 still.

>>14084435
Look wistful.

"It was... home."

>>14084487
Oh, shit. I love this for some reason

>>14084505
The Manly Tears are either ruined, or made even more awesome by the fact that we are wearing a purple and leopard print pimp suit.

>>14084487
>"It was... home."
"And now...if what you say is true, if this truly is Homeworld...then it's gone...all gone. Gone! And now we're nothing but the backwards primitives that we used to think were so far behind us!"

>>14084435

The Golden Age? Beg your pardon but for me it was Tuesday. And it was...alright, I guess. We had our share of problems, sure. Navigators had the fundies and the paranoid up in arms, people were still dumb enough to fight over space on Earth, as if we hadn't solved that with terraforming and the Geller Field and just...

Look, I don't know who's been telling you what, but we had our problems. It wasn't an age of "Machine Gods" and "Holy Spirits" it was an age of people, using tools more advanced than any. But they were still tools, you understand.

>>14084550
Holy shit. Guys, we totally have to play Simon as the Doctor now.

I don't care which one, though 7 and 10 are my favorites.

>>14084570
>>14084550
this and this

>Tell him about the great university on Mars. He'll like that.
also this

So say these in the following order:
>>14084570
>Tell him about the great university on Mars. He'll like that.
>>14084487
>>14084550

Sound good?

>>14084618
Well, let's follow him in.

But, the text just sounds so...bland.

>>14084618
Feel a rush of sorrow and pity, and follow the Fabricator General.

Along the way, think. The Warp displacement that brought us here was an accident. We probably couldn't replicate it even if we were back home and had a whole planet's worth of AI doing the calculations for us. It'd be even harder to do it in reverse. Whatever happens, we're stuck here, so we ought to make the best of it...

And the best place to start is to help these people, not just to get their technology working, but to get their brains working right.

Ask to be taught all about the galaxy at large, and the Mechanicus in particular, so that we can figure out the best way to help.

OP keeps losing posts somehow.

And while we're discussing, ask more about the history that they know. When asked why, just say you've been hermiting.

>>14084654
Deleting them himself - but some dickless faggot will turn it into metafaggotry.

Quick question: What do we know about the nonhuman races? We were around when the Eldar were at their greatest. We obviously don't know what Tau are, and we have seen the precursors of the abhuman races. We know orks. Tyranids are a pretty recent development on a galactic scale, but we know a lot of extinct races.

>>14084710

We know Squats.

>>14084654
I keep realizing how much they suck moments AFTER I post them.

"..."Golden Age"? I called it Tuesday. I lived in a planet in the galactic east with my dog Ralph. My sister lived on Earth, I was on my way to visit her when I got lost in the warp and ended up here. My best friend Alex went to school on Mars; there was a university there. The best applied science and engineering school in the galaxy. They're all dead now. They probably don't even have ashes anymore. You seem to think my time was some sort of magical wonderland full of "machine spirits" and "omnisiahs", but really, it was just people. People living their lives, going to school, living in crappy apartments, synthesizing pizza on Friday because their friends are coming over. You say "the machine god guided our every movement", but I don't even know what the machine god IS.

All I ever wanted to do was go to my sister's birthday party but instead I get threatened, shot at, intimidated, and now I'm apparently Robo Jesus. Fabricator, if what little of the 41st millennium I've seen is indicative of the whole, we're the kind of backwards, warmongering primitives that we thought we'd put behind us. Everyone I've ever known is dead, it looks like everything we worked so hard for is gone, and all I've heard about since the moment I got here is a set of blueprints I got at Walmart for $8.99! You want me to tell you what the 19th millennium was like? Home. It was home.

>>14084635
Hence the deletion/repost.

rolled 11 = 11

>>14084730
"Now suck my dick."

>>14084730

Godamnit ot OP.

This is awesome, but every now and then you do this horribly jarrig thing And I get thrown right the fuck out of the quest

>Pimp Suit
>Flying Pimp Suit
>Flying fucking Teleporting Pimp Suit
>Wall Mart

Stop doing this shit

>>14084790

>>14084790
This. I realize 40k isn't meant to be that serious, but this is like what happened to TF2 (pimp hat and all). I'm not saying let's be serious, just... let's keep coherency with the setting.

The Fabricator General waits a moment to respond. "You are recovering from shock at the discovery of your genetic relatives dying and your lifestyle being forcibly altered. I will allow you to cope with this loss in peace." The rest of the ride is fairly uneventful, and eventually you feel a thump as the shuttle sets down. *We're inside an enormous facility built around the mountain. There's a blast door that's sealed us in* you hear as the hatch on the shuttle opens. "Welcome to Olympus" the Fabricator General tells you. "Follow me to my office so that we might begin organizing the salvation of the Mechanium." Outside the craft, you're in a very large, very dirty hanger. Your ship is behind the one your rode in, and red robed people of all shapes and sizes are either touching it reverently or kneeling and groveling before it.

You allow yourself to be led down a hallway as unapologetically mechanical as everything else you've seen from the people in red. *Was that just to shut him up?* Veronica asks you. You don't answer.

Eventually you make it to what looks like a conference room. Chairs circle a table emblazoned with a picture of a skull, half of which is really crudely mechanical. Magos Devinaro follows you, as do several Skitarii. A special chair sits at the head of the table, built to accommodate the FabGen's unique body shape. You choose a seat arbitrarily and sit down. Devinaro sits next to his master, and the Skitarii stand in a perimiter around the room. "So then Prophet" the Fabricator says to you. "The Search For Knowledge stands at the precipetece of completion, all that remains is for you to turn the STC over to us. We are, of course, infinite in our gratitude. The entire Mechanicum answers to me, and as a High Lord of Terra I can speak for the Imperium itself. So tell me Simon Tam, what repayment would you like in thanks for all you do for us?

>>14084828

you are a guy from the DAoT you have no coherency in WH40k except being ludicrously overpowered and able to do whatever the fuck you want.

flying pimp suit that teleports na has staship weapons ? DAoT!
Wall Mart STC? DAoT!

You /the GM can do whatever the you want

>>14084828
The pimp suit was meant to be a one-off joke. It's armor that allows you to fly and teleport short range. It also happens to look like a pimp suit. Shouldn't be that big of a deal.

>>14084854
Pimp suits and Walmart are unlikely to exist in 20,000 years, which is when the DAoT was.

What little evidence we have of the DAoT (such as the appearance of the Blade of Infinity or archeotech) suggests it was Raygun Gothic, by the way.

>>14084848

I REQUIRE A SHIP, GRACED WITH ALL THE WEAPONS AND DEFENSES OF MAY DAY. THE SUN SHALL BE ITS ENGINES, AND EARTH ITSELF SHALL BE ITS PROW. WE WILL RIDE OUT IN IMPERIUM CLASS STARSHIP "THE IMPERIUM" AND CONQUER THE COSMOS.


THE SHIP IS ALL.

THE SHIP MOVES.

>>14084861
Don't get me wrong, I'm enjoying this quest. I just hope it doesn't follow the lolrandumbxd trend that the pimp clothes would suggest.

>>14084848
"First, I would like to show you something." Create an large scale miniature suitcase style bomb. Then have our AI gal pal teleport us out of there.

>>14084848
"I just want to go back home. And if this means I have to help the Imperium, I would. Teach me of the history as you know it, and I'll tell you of history as I know it."

>>14084876
Yes...

Alright, I need to be wrapping this up. We'll have that "what do you want?" line be a holdover for the next game. I don't know when that will be, but almost certainly within the next couple of days. It's kind of annoying having this be half sized because of 2's half-and-half design, so don't feel the need to keep this alive. Next part will be its own thread so we can keep the parts self contained.

>>14084972

Warp Storm into Brighthammer.

Request to be put in touch with one Battle Brother Flavius, OOC knowledge be damned.

We're in touch with a High Lord and we have the SCIENCE, we can make this happen.

We should probably archive this...

My internet is being a bitch at the moment, can someone get on that?

Wait, why didn't we just use the void suit?