Blocking Conjuration
Flaying Deflection
Living Ball
Negate Ghosttouch
Purple Lance of Lifedraining

Think I might be alright

Illusion of Infamy
Abjuration of Transformation
Five Spells of Air
Hearer's Charm of Splendor
Spell of Seduce Disrupting Breakers


I think I'm playing a decently clever bard.

Calling of Power Deflection
Celestial Curse of Ice
Prismatic Hands of Fortification
The Cloak of Insects
The Fifty Elemental Ceremonies of Pits

I think I'm an Abjurer

Balls of Metal
Calling of Copper and Cruelty
Disrupting Rune of Wealth and Cowardice
Dwarven Glamour of Lava
The One Thousand Kingly Incatations of Copper

I'm a dwarf, That is all.

Deathly Sliperiness
Magma Shield
Sigil of Frost and Smiting
Span of Flame
Wind Transformation

Seems that i'm allright.

Barbarians' Arrows of Lava
Golden Chain of Sludge
Golem's Idol of Flame
Rains of Meteoric Ruby
The Two Hexes of Diamond Negation

That seems like a reasonable Evocator. The spell sound actually rather mighty.

Undead's Sigil of Hope and Honor
Spheres of Nothing
Become Finders
Beasts' Spell of Sound and Cleverness
Nothing Beam

I guess I'm some kind of Nihilomancer. I hope that isn't illegal.

>Charm of Dexterity Alteration
I guess that could be useful?

>Dungeon Transformation
Does it transform dungeons, or transform me INTO a dungeon?

>Incatation of Force and Precision
I can punch things with utmost force and precision.

>Just Insect's Exorcism of Ether
I don't even know. I guess I exorcise the ether in the area.

>The Candle of Snakes
Suddenly, fiery snakes everywhere.

I'd say I'm not entirely fucked. Just mostly.

Accursed Hail of Diamond
Ritual of Kill Dwarf
The Bone of Intoxication
The Past Illusion of the Deathly Hunter
The Wonderful Evocation of the Caring Beast

So I can instantly kill dwarves and summon the dragon from a Never Ending Story? I think things will go swimmingly.

Builders' Hex of Absorbtion
Exceptional Spell of Call Dragon
Imperial Ritual of Blending
Ogres' Arrow of Heat
The Ninety Conjurations of the Glowing Sword

I should be fine. I can even make pastries with these spells!

>>14251044
>Balls of Metal
You're a 40k Guardsman.

Fireball
Power Word: Orgasm

Charm of Striding Deflection
Greater Chant of Transform Magma
Hypnotise Clever Golems
Slayer's Divination of Closure
Sphere of Sacred Mud

An some kind of enchanter with affinity for all thing earth? Neat.

Disruption Deflection
Hole Tracking
The Chamber of Fertility
The Shield of Crystal
The Snare of Glibness

>Hole Tracking
>The Chamber of Fertility

I don't think I will travel around much if I'm just tracking down wimmenz and bringing them to my chamber of rape.

Cowardly Wizards' Witchery of Gender-reversal
Diamond Breaths
Exorcism of Brilliance Transformation
Light Alteration
The Three Conjurations of Energy Conjuration

-mfw

Assault of Water - I can work with this.
Creators' Storm of Ooze - I'm imagining a gray-goo scenario.
Ogres' Abjuration of Spikes and Greed - Lolwut.
The Infinite Evocations of Quester Calling - A spell that gives quests? Sounds useful.
Vestments of Lesser Worth - And I dress like a poor person.

Incatation of Slay Abyssimal Lord
Sadistic Wizards' Illusion of Voidness
Sorcery of Digging
Spiritual Chant of Time and Closure
The Staff of Disruption

It seems I can screw an Abyssimal Lord's shit up with my staff, freeze him in time, make him feel okay about it, dig a hole, make it look like a void, and then kill him.

>Become Demonic Haunt
Alright, agaisnt most opponents this works against me, turning them into something more fierce, and for an ally, well it might not be too bad if its reversible
>Glorious Curse of Flame and Agility
They catch on fire but become super agile, might work against enemies, or allies who have flame resistance. I dunno what the curse means, i guess we'll just have to find out.
>Gysers of Mystical Magic
... ok... i'm not going to touch any of those magic gysers. they'll probably end up mutating an armor or sucking your soul out. or tickle your bum, who knows.
>Haunt Hypnotism
... HOLY SHIT... combine this with become demonic haunt. holy shit, this is awesome, i can turn things into demonic ghost and them hypnotize them to do my bidding. THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME.
>The Divine Witchery of the Good Artist
helps for those craft skills

Not the greatest party member, but far from useless. I'm not fucked at all.

Control Royal Gnome
>I shall make the Gnome royalty my puppets!

Finders' Curse of Force and Necromancy
>I'll uh...forcefully become a necromancer after encountering a Gypsy!

Imperial Working of Mud and Viciousness
>I'll drown my enemies in vicious imperial mud!

Perfected Invocation of Call Dragon
>Fuck yeah

Seduce Accursed Vipers
>Bow chickawowow

Circle of Mystic Timelessness
Evocation of Hypnotise Charismatic Lord
Glamour of Become Unjust Healer
Gnomes' Conjuration of Flesh
Rune of Call Titans

I think I'm going to rule the world.

Curse of Negate Shielding
Dancers' Hunger
Goddess's Heroism
Ritual of Control Jump
Screaming Artists' Spell of Anger

I think i might be alright with this.

>Invocation of Call Arch-angel
>Fine Warning
>Deadly Lifedraining
>Sorcery of Earth and Blur
>Monstrous Ceremony of Become Writer

Oh great, I'm a Holy Prophet of some law god, with some elemental backup. I can dig this.

Zone of Ultimate Sliperiness
Evocation of Balance
Slime Hands
Travellers' Spans of Slime
Lordly Moon of Slime

WHAT IS THIS MADNESS

>Canine's Exorcism of Negation
I can... turn off negation? I don't even...
>Destroyers' Lava Lance
Hell yes.
>Earth Span
I can travel around the world? It's a teleportation spell?
>Kill Bears
Every bear? Just all at once? Or is it an on-target sort of thing?
>Pits of Light
I'm not sure about this.

I Got it really Good, Some kind of flesh crafting wizard.
Chant of Ooze
Flesh Negation
Illuminated Star of Flesh
Touches of Earth
Wondrous Conjuration of Summon Beater

>>14251184
Slime mage.

Archmagi Summoning
Casting of Hypnotise Traitor
Clouds of Energy
Cunning Caretakers' Rite of Lust
Damned Hex of Conjure Good
So , , , I can summon archmages, and brainwash them if they betray me. Sweeeet.

Immovable Hail
Master's Climbing
Saintly Witchery of Water and Invulnerability
Sly Demon's Hex of Mud
Studious Traveller's Invocation of Blur

I imagine the ability to~
*CLANG*
what the fuck was that?

I fucking love Seventh Sanctum.

Lawful Balls of Sludge
Perfect Casting of Sound and Dryness
Queen's Abjuration of Elimination
Shivs of Splendid Mana
The Perfected Charm of the Accursed Carver

FUCK YEAH LAWFUL BALLS OF SLUDGE!

>The One Hundred Evocations of the Massive Door
What's behind door number one?!

>Elemental Ceremony of Conjure Lava
LAVA THAT'S WHAT

What's behind door number two?
>Foul Spell of the Courageous Canines
>Rabies.

Door number three you say? Okay!
>The Blessed Ritual of the Sadistic Slayer
He gon' fuck you up.

>Invocation of Virtue
I don't think I'll use this spell. Unless I want to screw over a rapist-murderer or a petty thief to confess for lols or something. I dunno.

>Agile Canine's Sigil of Striding
Agi/Dex buff I guess. Neat.
>Aquatic Casting of Become Hunter
But I don't wanna be a hunter!
>Chant of Control Sly Fish
That'll learn those cunning fucking trout.
>Charm of Hypnotise Hateful Annihilators
BBEG negator
>Defending Negation
Shit

>Barbarian's Witchery of Platinum and Smiting
... It's barbaric, is somehow platinum, and smites. OK!

>Cunning Breakers' Sorcery of Terror
I guess it breaks people's minds from terror?

>Infernal Sound Wall
It makes a (somehow infernal) sound when people walk into it?

>The One Thousand Conjurations of Wizard Slaying
DO NOT FUCK WITH ME

>Witchery of Become Cruel Slayers
I'd like to think it would turn me into an amoral perfect soldier.

Eaters' Illusion of Force and Fertility
> What?
Innocent Insects' Rite of Inversion
> I can turn good bugs inside out.
The One Hundred Fortuitous Sigils of Silver
> 100 Lucky silver baubles,
The Seventy Hellish Conjurations of Serenity
> Bringing peace of heart, but evilly.
The Torch of Good
> A torch that radiates good. I guess it could fool Detect Evil?

>Detect Helms
THEBESTTHEBESTTHEBESTTHEBEST
>Divination of Transform Weapons
Kinda useful I guess
>Electrical Arrows
Fuck year
>Envenom Robes
Hug mage
>Exceptional Sigil of the Prismatic Ration
ALWAAAAAYS

Hex of Call Good Queens
Lances of Deadly Time
Barriers of Adamantine Ooze
The Glass of Health
Web of Infernal Ooze

Seems like a decent set of choices. Friendly transvestite hordes, some kind of healing drink-maker, and an interesting set of jello controls. Or just use lances made of time to vaporise the fuckers.

FEAR ME!

>Calling of Seduce Ghostly Gibberer
Sounds like my last girlfriend. Nagnagnagnagna...

>Eagle's Charm of Good and Distance
Distance is good, indeed.

>Imperial Ritual of Alter Gold
Shape it into something.

>Ladder of Hellish Law
Go down.

>Sorcery of Slay Ancestral Cat
wat

>Meteoric Rain
Cut and paste, snore
>Mystical Ritual of the Clear Hole
OR: Using your Ice Insert Fleshlight
>Shield of Sludge and Greed
Ew
>Silver Webs
Did somebody call for a web slinger?
>Storm of Sludge
EW, FUCK

>Call Cowardly Constructors

Pretty good, as long as its a safe spot, got me some builders. Whorehouses, whorehouses everywhere.

>Clean Maces

well, dirty maces just don't work as well as clean ones.

>Marvelous Sigil of Telepathy

can read minds, nice

>The Infernal Glamour of the Charismatic Angels

This sounds really badass

>Witchery of Slay Intelligent Speaker

sounds handy

>Embossed Lances of Cold
Must remember to bring mittens.
>Summon Ruthless Gnome
ALL GROINSHOTS ALL DAY
>The Eternal Ceremony of the Souls
Dat casting time
>The One Thousand Exorcisms of the Sturdy Torch
A torch that drives out ghosts. Could be fun.
>The Two Chants of Good Conjuration
Do they conjure good itself, or do they improve normal conjuration?

Kill Serpents
Lordly Ritual of Choking and Infamy
Platinum Transformation
Shackle Deflection
The Robe of Silver

Berserkers' Chains of Nothing
Candle Breaking
Souls' Rune of Springing and Infamy
Traitors' Thought Lances
Web of Cold and Divination

rolled 7 = 7

>>14251314
>Detect Helms

I am jealous.

>Endless Divination of the Serene Sinners
>Glamour of Kill Intelligent Annihilator
>Green Hand of Victory
>Incatation of Destroy Armors
>Infernal Divination of the Glammered Spear

I think... I'm an Evil Cleric made to fight against Paladin.

>Absorbs Health
Cool.

>Cat Seeking
A cat is fine too.

>Control Inversion
Inverse the inversion.

>Rune of Become Spirit
Female locker room voyeurism.

The Crown of Monsters
I have an army of monsters.

>The Eight Castings of Dwarf Killing
Off to a good start, fuck Mithral Hall
>The One Thousand Divinations of the Scintillating Mirrors
This must be really fucking tedious
>The Savage Working of the Compassionate Amazons
SNOO SNOO
>Venom Wall
Why isn't this a canon spell?
>Working of Nothing
Keep it up

Bows of Gold
Mystic Incatation of Become Assasin
Summon Eater
The Uncountable Exorcisms of the Animate Gauntlets
Undead Hypnotism

It seems I've got most situations pretty well in hand. Ballin.

>Calling of Seek Openers
>Executioners' Light Lances
>Ghosts' Compassion
>Rite of Summon Infamous Insect
>Seduce Arch-angel


I love every one of these spells

Animated Hail
- Holy shit, I can summon extra-super controllable natural forces? Awesome.
Carver's Shrine of Light
- Consecrated area where my abilities get a boost and "unholy" things get fucked? On top of illumination? Sure, I'll make one!
Hex of Construction
- How do...hm...so do I curse someone else's attempts at construction? Their constructs? Or is it some how a positive thing like "positive Juju of don't suck at modeling"? Either way I'm glad to have it.
Mystical Torch of Spirit
So...basically Light, but with a couple of extras to be determined later, like maybe a Will O' the Wisp effect? Cool. Can I direct it or is it one object only? Oh it doesn't matter!
-Wolf's Assault of Silver
Fuck your lycanthropy, here's a barrage of animated silver. Coincidentally in the form of miniature animated wolf statues/constructs.

Some sort of necro/enchanter? Well, I guess there's only one thing to say then.

"GIVE MY CREATIONS LIFE!"

Accursed Conjuration of Deflect Platinum
- Deflect's platinum i guess..
Control Wounding
- Stop's bleeding/heals
Divination of Call Agile Ladies
- Call's agile ladies, Hell yeah.
Serpent Control
- Control of serpents? or you get controlled by a serpent..
The Imperial Ceremony of the Evil Arch-angel
- Creates a imperial ceremony...

Animate Hand of Splendor
Golden Idols of Ooze
The Crystal of Platinum
The Uncountable Spells of the Burning Spears
Unknowable Hail of Fire

Last two are more than enough.
UNLEASH HELLFIRE

This vain catgirl has hooded, yellow eyes. She has long, wavy, blue hair worn in a complex style. Her skin is white, with blue fur on her ears and tail. She has a muscular figure. Her tufted ears are alert. Her fashion preferences are best described as "as little as possible."

What generator were we suppose to use again?

The Book of Lust
The Infinite Divine Evocations of Spears
The Ten Sorceries of the Metallic Dungeon
Tomes of Heat
Transform Jump

>Transform Jump
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux8ovlMeuXM

>Clever Beater's Invocation of Climbing
>Hellish Sigil of Mana
>The Incatations of Exceptional Fire
>The Sun of Compassion
>Unholy Abjuration of the Animate Spear

Spiderman that shoots flames with an unholy spear flying around impaling things?

I'm ok with this.

>Glibness Negation
NO MOTHERFUCKERS GONNA BE GLIB AT ME. GET TO THE POINT.

>Rune of Thawing
Useful if I ever find myself in an icy environment, or blocked by a wall of ice, or something.

>Snake Calling
Calling snakes sounds like a reasonable combat counter to low-level foes.

>The Exceptional Charm of Lava
I'm not sure if this allows me to charm lava, grants someone the apparently exceptional charming qualities of lava, or allows me to summon lava, or something else lava related. Whatever it is, I am afraid to find out.

>The Skull of Slayers
ALL ABOARD THE TRAIN OF DEATH.

Seems pretty good.

>>Abjuration of Blinding
Wall of Blinding Light? Not too bad of a spell to have.
>>Black Storms of Simplicity
Swirling inky darkness that turn things in their wake into their most simple forms. I like it!
>>Demonic Sorcery of the Drunken Sinners
Evil magic taught to me by sinning drunks or Magic that summons forth drunken sinners. Both are devilishly fine with me.
>>Rite of Force
Summoning ceremony of influencing ether. Needs a way to control it though.
>>The Dire Sigil of the Future Beasts
Beware the symbol that warns of that beasts to come! Or you may be subject to their horror!

Not that screwed at all imo.

>Cold Disks

Good for drinks. Or enemies, I guess, depending on how cold.

>Sea Serpent Summoning

This should go far.

>Sigil of Negate Earth

Well, either it makes holes or lets me fly. Earth elementals are probably fucked either way.

>Spectre's Cloaks of Light

It sounds cool! Maybe it's invisibility, maybe it's blinding, maybe it's something else!

>The Ladder of Intoxication

FUCK YES

>Fish Killing

Very useful spell. Party will never be hungry, plus FUCK YOU SHARK

>Giant Orb

Squishing enemies. Perfect.

>Lordly Shield of Slime

Useful for our fighter.

>Portable Beam of Sharpness

Again very useful, our blades will always be sharp

>Summon Barbarians

>mfw

>Archmagi's Honor
No, your other honor!

>Gnome's Drunkenness
Too bad I can't cast Dorf's Drunkenness until next level...

>Rune of Rulership Negation
Coup d'etat, here we come!

>The Grail of Flying
This sounds like something out of Ace Combat Zero

>The Shackle of Returning
A spell used by DMs to railroad their players back to following the plot?

Dwarf's Darkness Beams
- Nobody can see a damn thing.
Fire Rain
- Except the fire.
Goddess's Lineage
- Part-deity.
Silver Negation
- Best bros with the lycans.
Yellow Sphere
- Green Lanterns beware?

>Absorbs Barbs
Eh.

>Curse of Call Unholy Lords
When I curse people die. True story.

>Portable Gushes of Doom
Bwahahah, die cretins!

>Spell of Control Thought
Mind manipulation; cool beans.

>Witchery of Control Lightning
ZAP Muthafucka!

>Caster's Ritual of Entanglement
Don't know the fuck what it means.
>Force Negation
TANK!
>Glowing Shields of Platinum
TANK!
>Goblin Killing
Huh... goblin killer, I guess.
>Golden Assault
Boss killer.

Angel Control
>Fuck Year
Drake Killing
>FUCK YEAR
Illusion of Slay Ladies
>Better just be an illusion, I need those
Rite of Control Eternal Screamer
>MUAHAHAHA, I CAN ANNOY YOU FOREVER!!!
The Book of Sanity
>HELL TO THE FUCK YEAR

Blocking Transformation
>Not sure if this blocks me from being transformed or if it causes me to transform when I block an attack. Useful either way.
Distant Incantation of the Jagged Club
>Probably a ranged attack type spell.
Hellish Chant of the Dancing Star
>Summoning spell of some sort?
Ice Balls
>Straight forward offensive spell.
Sight Deflection
>Makes anyone that tries to see me just not see me I guess.


All in all, not a bad selection.

Dancing Gush of Flying
A powerful animated gush of water used as a form of transportation, the force working much like a hydrojet, propeling the user across the sky

Dust Conjuration
Summons a heavy cloud of dust to obscure vision

Miserly Saints' Ceremony of Water
Conjures a large amount of drinking water

The Hexes of Lesser Energy
Weakens the victim of the hex, making them tired and weak

Wolves' Swords of Gold
Summons a group of humanoid werewolves armed with golden swords to perform one task for you. At its completion the wolves disappear.

>The Armor of Agility
Gives me the ability to move perfectly, even in heavy armour.
>Rite of Deflection
I suppose this is some kind of energy shield to block attacks. Should be helpful.
>Ring of Time
The ability to stop time in a ring around myself. That's pretty awesome.
>The Gate of Crystal
Hopefully a teleportation spell. I don't really need it due to time control, but it'd make things easier.
>Time Negation
Fuck. Yes.

The BBEG is so fucked it's actually funny.

Chime Transmutation
Disk of Voidness
Incatation of Kill Minor Humanoid
Perfected Bone Gysers
Zones of Blood

I think I'm going to be just fine.

Hex of Transformation
> Turning people into toads and shit? Sounds cool.

Dragon's Hatefulness
> Summoning dragons to be hatin'? That works.

One Thousand Incantations of Wind
> So now I'm a fuckin' airbender. I guess it'll help me get around - maybe even fly?

Crazed Creator's Abjuration of Defending
> So now God goes all crazy and decides to allow me to give up my defense? I hope it comes with a crazy increase to attack.

The Five Conjurations of the Portable Doors
> So now I can summon porta-doors in five different ways? Not sure how that can be used.

>Archers' Assault of Magic
Magical volley summoned from nowhere? Excellent start
>Curse of Control Animals
A curse, eh? Perhaps it creates control animals, animals with control of you
>Ruler's Star or Air
/shrug
>Snares of Dust
Awesome, I can turn dust into traps
>Ultimate Hex of the White Chime
Sounds poetic and, uh.. Ulitmate.

>Adamantine Glove of Sapphire
It's Adamantine! It's Sapphire! It's gonna crush your skull!
>Circles of Gothic Cold
Because everyone knows that gothic cold is colder and edgier than regular cold.
>Generous Wolf's Chant of Kindness
Because nice wolves are better than angry wolves when you're alone in the woods.
>Gold Deflection
Useful in case some rich motherfucker tries to drown me in molten gold. Happens all the time.
>The Infinite Imperial Callings of Flame
Things are gonna be alright. For me, anyway.

Crazed Evoker's Chant of Earth
>And I need a wall over here.......
Kill Innocent Sea Serpent
>Poor sea serpent :(
The Armor of Etherealness
>Try hitting me NOW! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
The Gate of Cats
>Not sure how I feel about this :\
The Uncountable Conjurations of Kraken Slaying
>No Kraken....Fuck YOU!

rolled 15 = 15

Blessed Evocation of Good
>When in doubt, buff it out.
Divine Blades of Crystal
>Eat your heart out covenant.
Evocation of Bronze
>BAM. Never expected a spellcaster to be made of METAL did you?
Metallic Assault of Water
>It's like a Tsunami, but with METAL.
Mystic Witchery of Magic and Returning
>Remember Magic Missle? Well, now it's Magic BOOMERANG BITCH.

I'm good.

>>14251511
>Ring of Time
Nope, it's called a digit watch.

Elemental Span of Ice
Covers a single object in ice. If the spell is cast on an area (such as the earth), it instead covers as far as the caster can currently see.

Sound Control
What it says on the tin. Silence enemies, create illusionary voices, or harm your foes with sonic energy

Spell of Crystal
Traps another spell in the form of a crystal, pre-casting it. The crystal can be shattered to unleash the other spell.

The Chain of Force
A chain composed of pure energy binds one foe, rendering them unable to move.

The Infinite Ceremonies of Magma Conjuration
A powerful ritual which takes many days and nights to cast. When complete, a volcanoe rises from the land...and proceeds to errupt.

>>14251542
>The Gate of Cats

Spell of the year, all years.

>"I call forth a horde.....OF CATS!!!!"

Animated Span of Acid
I can create and animate a pool of acid. Awesome.

Deadly Invocation of the Black Arrows
Summon a rain of cursed arrows. Hell yeah.

White Weapon of Sapphire
I can summon an awesome weapon.

Summon Deathly Saints
I have an army of Death Knights.

Armor of Venom and Bronze.
Enchanted armor. Hell yeah.

I'm some kind of unholy mage/knight. I'll be fine.

>Acidic Arrow
A staple spell of many game settings. Excellent.

>Sacred Witchery of the Angry Breaker
A fancy name for the Rage spell? I'll take it.

>Conjuration of Absorbs Mud
...Okay? Well, uh, maybe it provides a type of DR. Yeah! Looking good.

>Sorcery of Become Past Knight
Not too sure about this one. It sounds a little blackguardy to me...

>Conjuration of Seduce Lesser Animals
Dude, really?

>Casting of Slay Insane Invokers
Instantly kills cultists of the elder gods.

>Curing Conjuration
Healing spell

>Divination of Lava
Use a pool of lava to foretell the future

>Greed Transformation
Turns the target - creature or object - into solid gold

>Sigil of Summon Corrupt Serpent
Summons a fiendish snake from the netherworld. Its strength lies not in its combat prowess, but in its skill as a lawyer. The serpent serves you for the duration of one legal trial, merchantile deal, or something of similar nature.

As its legal fee, the serpent claims half of the spoils, and a year from your life.

Bear's Glamour of Darkness
Ghostly Casting of Absorbtion
>Hole Defilement
Spell of Sound
>The Uncountable Chants of Ooze Control

fun times

>Control Courageous Assasin
How interesting... I've got a minion.
>Haunt's Divination of Infertility and Ruthlessness
Serial rapist and oversexual character in my party? Guess what, you're an angry barbarian now.
>Sigil of Summon Glorious Sea Serpents
More minions!
>Torch of Sacred Heroism
Paladins ain't got nothin, bro.
>Undertaker's Working of Excellence and Innocence
Zombie loli minions.

I think I'll do pretty good. Minions, minions everywhere.

Lover's Slyness
This spell has two targets: the one that benefits from it, and the one he shall try to seduce. Upon completing the spell, the first target becomes absolutely irresistable to the second, appearing like the perfect mate to it.

rolled 2 = 2

>Conjuration of Clean Stars
might have some potential combat and/or utlitarian effects
>Preservation Control
deffensive? most likely utility
>Sharp Aura of Thought
Oooo nice reactive spell to prying eye
>Transmute Torches
Hmmmmmm.... basic spell
>Wondrous Calling of the Sagely Joiner
potential summon of vast encyclopedic knowledge

get a fighter for a body guard and I'm set i think

Control Archmagi
Gothic Wall of Death
Net of Gold and Dust
The Spells of Lawful Cold
Vicious Snakes' Exorcism of Lightning

I think that I'll be doing just fine.

Gyser of Ooze
>well that's bound to be a crowd-pleaser
Ritual of Control Lightning
>not bad...
Ruthless Wyrm's Conjuration of Slime
>I'm starting to detect a theme here...
Wall of Ooze
>...
The Demonic Evocation of the Imperial Archmagi
>whoa, I have no idea what this would do but it's clearly my ultimate attack

Builder's Drunkenness
>Perpetual hangover.
Chant of Light and Necromancy
>...Self-defeating, no?
Golem's Exorcism of Air and Dexterity
>Uh...
Ice Clouds
>Hail?
Spell of Become Ladies
>SCORE

>Crystals of Infernal Dust
Summon the tortured remains of undead servants as a cloud of burning ash.

>Glorified Cold Ball
Just as it sounds. It's a ball of hellish cold enchanted to instill fear to whomever it's launched at.

>Great Maces of Bronze
Summon 1d4 Maces that attack anyone around you, with each mace occupying a space around you.

>Lesser Working of Crystal
Summon A crystal drone. Capable of following simple orders and can't attack.

>Wizard's Hail of Bone
Sacrificed a summoned undead in order to pelt an opponent with a barrage of bone shards.

As long as nobody sneaks up on me I'm semi fucked. In a group fight I'll hurt some people.

>Eternal Calling of Call Speaker
...What? Some sort of party face spell, at least. Acceptable.
>Fire Conjuration
FUCK YEAH, SUMMON FIRE
>Incantation of Summon Cruel Beater
...Who, exactly, will he be beating?
>The Seventy Sigils of Wind Deflection
Fuck you, the wind. Though needing seventy sigils for an effect that could be achieved with a good umbrella and jacket seems excessive. Could be useful against dragons though, if they do that "buffet you with their wings" thing.
>Vestments of Fortuitous Wind
What is up with these wind spells. Looks like armor or some sort of circumstantial bonus though, since I'm wearing magical wind. Mite be cool.

>>14251638

Clearly, a foul prophet of Juiblex.

Ration of Dwarven Darkness
> Once per day I can call upon the shadows of the Undermountain?
Great Gate of Slime
> I am good at runnign away and hiding.
Span of Copper
> And if need be, can turn the floor into copper.
Blood Fields
> Much-needed attack spell.
Villainous Motion
> And to top it off, I flip them the bird.

I'll be fine.

Axes of Frost
>Fuck yeah. more than 1 axe, and they're enchanted. I can use this.
Destroyer's Fertility
>That sounds... Unpleasant...
Rite of Intoxication
>Okay, sure. Magic boozes.
The Ghostly Ceremony of the Just Lizards
>Holy fuck, I am going to spam this one.
Undead's Charisma
>So... Like... 7?

Bear Control
Rugged Gloves of Venom
Slayers' Witchery of Metal
The Chain of Hunger
The Deadly Ceremony of the Crazed Monster

I only need one
>Bear Control

>>14251638
>Gyser of Ooze

This is actually human racial power and with some feats one can even do it several times it one encounter.

>Demons' Field of Ruby
Covers the ground in burning red embers

>Rains of Frost
Calls down a hail of ice on the opponent

>Rite of Voidness Absorbtion
Void-based magical fails to effect you

>The Shiv of Charisma
Enchant one knife. While you aim it at someone's throat you automatically succeed at all intimidate checks

>Working of Reflection Negation
Breaks wards that reflect spells

Ice Storms
Doomed Hex of the Electrical Bow
Shield of Marvelous Distance
The One Thousand Curses of Sea Serpent Control
Giant Assaults of Flesh

As I call forth a gale of frost I sink an arrow into my victim's flesh that both jolts their bodies and dulls their senses. Should they foolishly retaliate I will teleport reflexivly to a distant location and utter the forbiden string of consonants and vowels that summons the leviathans from the depths of the sea to bring the world to its knees. And should my enemy still remain - after weathering the combined forces of the elemental, mystical, emotional and mythical - my final "assault" will see them broken.

Animated Storms of Mud - Eat animated mud, fuckers
Lesser Sorcery of Dust - Uh...I can use dust in minor spells?
Kraken Seduction - Fuck yes, I get a hot kraken bitch to do what I want. All that water means there will be mud. To animate into storms.
Glamour of Slay Barbarian - I can get someone to kill barbarians for me, I guess?
Control Control - ....wut?

> Corruptors' Agility
What is this I don't even.

>Good Assaults
The BBEG gets overwhelmed by the assaults of goodness.

>Spheres of Instant Cold
I can instantly reduce the temperature of an area.

> The Fifty Conjurations of Fletcher Control
"Quickly! Make me more arrows!"

> Vipers' Helms of Crystal
Probably a magical helmet made out of crystal.

Courageous Beast's Exorcism of Cunning
>Alright. This Sounds like a spell that kicks spirit ass.

Cursed Invocation of Seduce Victor
>Assuming I survive the encounter, I'll have the best angry sex in my life.

Evil Incatation of the Sturdy Gloves
>Then I'll punch him out and take his money, trinkets and other valuables.

Hateful Soldier's Sigil of Caring
>Afterwards...feel sorry for him and return it all? I think this might be a backfire.

Hex of Control Demonic Screamer
>Oh wait. More angry sex...with a sexy demon bonus!

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>>14251769
That's some meta shit right there son. Control Control controls other spells that control things. You could even Control Control Control Control.

My adventure is to build my own fortress from which to rule over my domain, while in the process actually conquering that domain. I would be nice to my subjects but horrible to my enemies. I wouldn't try to conquer everyone, that's just overdoing it.

>Bone Transformation
Oh dear, all the horrible pain I could cause those who threaten me.

>Calling of Hypnotise Dwarven Constructors
I can hypnotise some dwarven constructors to help me build the fortress and a city around it. I may be powerful, I have no idea how I should build a city.

>Joiners' Charm of Alteration
I'm not exactly sure what this spell would alter. I shall have to test it on some peasants..

>Shrines of Sylvan Heroism
Elven shrines? Cool, I like elves.

>Wonderful Incatation of the Cruel Lover
..okay. So I can summon a wonderfully cruel lover. Or a cruelly wonderful lover. Should be fun, I guess?

Caring Haunters' Conjuration of Choking
Great Sigil of Venom and Striding
Haunts' Hatefulness
The Fifty Witcheries of Mud Negation
The Infinite Spells of the Thundering Gems

HA 5 spells I have infinite + 53 spells

> Circle of Demonic Fortification
Useful defensive spell. The enemy have to go through a magical, demon based defense to get to me.

> Divine Incatation of the Clever Gravediggers
They dig graves in convenient places, so that people fall into them when they don't expect it.

>Gate of Ghostly Bronze
A supernatural gate made of bronze, good for blocking choke points.

>Invocation of Good Control
I can... control people or creatures who are good-aligned? Fuck yes.

>Rune of Absorbs Diamond
I ABSORB THE DIAMONDS AND MAKE THEM A PART OF ME! I NOW HAVE DIAMOND ARMS!

Call Disrupting Elf
>one herp derp elf coming up
Deflect Cloaks
>all that dangerous clothing, no bad fashion for me
Doors of Blessed Bronze
>Big ol' metal doors!
Dragon's Ritual of Wounding and Generosity
>pelt your enemies with gold coins, piss of the nearest dragon whos hoard you're shrinking
Working of Hypnotise Arch-angel
>Hay Gabe! wanna take care of this for me? you're a peach...

rolled 29 = 29

>>14251849
Nah, it just controls pretty well.

This generator again? Ok I'll play, it's always a hoot.


Dire Helmet of Light
>A bit silly looking form of magical defense, but I'll take what I can get.

Ruthless Crusaders' Calling of Innocence
>Handy when I've accidentally pissed off the whole tribe or town and need to make them forget I had anything to do with that explosion.

The Twenty Spells of Slayer Seduction
>Just in case I am attacked by someone I'd rather get in the sack, I like to be very prepared.

Witchery of Muck
>Control over muck isn't glorious but surprisingly useful to bog down your enemies. Not so good at direct offense, but that's why I've learned...

Wizards' Arrows of Ooze
>Acid arrows are smalltime. This can bind them and keep them from escaping while they take damage. The can also be cast to only eat certain kinds of material, which can prove useful to set up TSoSS.


I'm some kind of Douche Wizard

Blast of Magic and Tunneling
>Straightforward magic blast. Except it also tunnels. Kind of useful?
Demonic Rite of Seduce Snake
>...This could work out. Any naga/lamia/etc in the setting? I'm golden.
Sigil of Inversion Control
>I control inverted things? Or maybe I can control things by inverting them.
The Divine Exorcism of the Crazed Specter
>Crazy ghost protection. Could be handy.
Wondrous Casting of Mana and Truth
>Dunno what this is, but it sounds like an awesome buff spell.

>The One Hundred Rituals of Darkness Control
The first step of the journey.

>Exceptional Incantation of Stone and Spikes
To impede your enemy's movement is to control the battlefield.

>Field of Ultimate Fire
Lay waste to your opposition.

>The Pit of Titans
The forbidden gates open with this ritual.

>Slay Dire Gods
You will become what you kill, and all of creation watches trembling.

>Conjure Divination
you know for when I want a Divination
>Lady's Heroism
initiate "fuck you" mode
>The Chain of Arch-angels
I imagination them holding hands
>The Evocations of Chaotic Silver
for when one silver bullet isn't over kill enough
>The Seventy Callings of Fish Hypnotism
Yesh this has the potential to be the most fun spell ever
near as I can tell I'm a mad hag living in a cave in the woods. possibly emerging to lay the smack down on bandits or the odd nasty that's got too big for his boots

Archmagi' Invocation of Gold and Lust- Every fat nerd's fantasy: Bitches and Bounty.

Blasphemous Exorcism of the Caring Bear- ....Demonic Care Bears

Ghostly Rune of Bronze and Desire- The Smaller version of the first spell. It just gives you a really nice tan.

Lawful Hex of Mud and Charisma- An Enchanted Mudmask that makes the caster irresistible to the opposite gender.

The One Thousand Evocations of Thought Alteration- Well now that I've spent time making myself awesome and wealthy, I erase my existence from the minds of everyone around me and live the life of Mysterious Traveler

Let's try this out again...

Abyssimal Ceremony of Absorbs Blood
Infernal Conjuration of Summon Demon
Runed Storms
Seduce Quester
The Glorious Illusion of Diamond

This is a pretty damn good skill set for a BBEG. Gain power from blood sacrifice, summon powerfu demons, create magical storms over the land, SEDUCE THE WOULD BE HEROES, and bribe others into opposing them using fake gems. Shit is so cash.

>>14250990
>>Compassionate Berserker's Abjuration of Generosity

When cast on self it makes strangers donate random items to me.

>>The Glove of Romance

Wenches and hoes....

>>The Mystical Sorcery of the Snake

Turns me into a large snake, able to spit poison and shed skin to regenerate.

>>The Two Callings of Copper Deflection

Summons a shimmering copper shield to protect me from incoming missiles and blows.

>>Transform Terror

Makes me immune to fear or terror, turning it into happy thoughts?

Looks like a good mix. Could do with more offense though.

>Assaults of Deathly Lightning
A heavy barrage of Necromantic Lightning. Heals Undead and Hurts anything with a pulse

>Chain of Damned Reflection
Wrench out a fiendish reflection of the target, it attacks the original, and transfers and damage from the caster to the original via a handheld, almost invisible chain.

>Conjuration of Control Bone
Just that. At higher levels the bones don't have removed from their owners to be controlled.

>Invocation of Terror Conjuration
Summon an image of the target's own death. Needless to say it's pretty disturbing and makes one hell of a distraction if nothing else.

>Shooting Spears of Wind
An ultra-long-distance spell that focuses the wind to a single point as an arrow.

So I'm a fallen angel? Instead of guiding souls to their paradise, I condemn them to a fate worse than death.

>>14252026
Dude, turning into a giant snake never helps.

Insane Haunt's Ceremony of Intoxication
Lances of Lightning
Negate Flame
Create Maces
Lizard Control


...Wow, I totally fuck dragons over something fierce.

Acidic Bolts of Lightning
Bodily Chambers of Muck
Dancing Barrier of Slime
Elven Platinum Spans
Invocation of Kill Bane

I'll survive, but i need a mop

>Blending Negation
Counterspell? Always nice.

>Exorcism of Seduce Endless Walkers
I get to exorcise evil spirits for the price of summoning horny eldritch abominations from outer planes who are after my ass? Well...I don't think I'll be using this often.

>Keepers' Anger
Probably a passive skill that increases my combat stats when people take my things. Well, fits my OCD.

>Perfect Curse of the Compassionate Arch-angel
Sounds like a retardedly powerful spell that will drain all my energy when I use it on the BBEG before fainting after an epic speech to my party.

>The Infinite Sorceries of Fire Transformation
And then I come to my senses stronger than ever and unleash this to obliterate the arch-evil with a fiery inferno. Fuck yeah.

>>14252130

Okay, so im secretly a basillisk, and tricks strangers into giving me their stuff and sleeping with me. Don't judge me!

Curse of Seduce lesser bear
Witchery of negate infertility

Mother. of. God.

>>14251925
>The Chain of Arch-Angels
Pic related.

Deadly Curse of Magma and Kindness
>So, I can force people to ooze lava if they're mean?
Ghostly Crystal Storm
>Sounds spooky, but I'm not sure how well it will go in a fight.
Haunted Thorns
>Haunted by my ghostly crystals, perhaps?
Rings of Metal
>Binding spell!
The Spectral Working of the Saintly Eagles
>What's with all the ghosts!?

>Calling of Summon Wyrm
Self-explanatory. Some minions never hurt.

>Curse of Control Gnomes
So...I can curse people into being able of controlling gnomes? Well, I can use it on my party members anytime.

>The Blessed Charm of the Hellish Undead
Turns targets into powerful undead beings who are constantly damaged by "blessed" part of the spell. Tricky.

>The Uncountable Spells of Canine Slaying
Can come in handy when fighting well, canines.

>Witchery of Become Divine Healers
Cast on the party before the grand showdown to not worry about health anymore.

>>Cleric's Curse of Gender-reversal and Sadness
Turns people into the opposite sex and regret crossing me
>>Crazed Gibberer's Casting of Timelessness
A time stop or spell to stop aging?
>>Fine Charm of the Charismatic Queen
Automatic success on any social interaction.
>>The Fifty Villainous Illusions of Light
Evil mirror image, mixed with other tricks to confuse and bedazzle.
>>The Mask of Beaters
I put on the guise of a bruiser? I dont know...

Sounds like I'm a master illusionist with a mean streak.

> Assasins' Hex of Ice and Sadness
Freeze people and get them to feel bad about their life.
> Elemental Rite of the Generous Walker
What? A fundamentals class about being a mobile philanthropist?
> Fighter's Touches of Stone
Do they turn to stone, or does the fighter? Rock punches gotta hurt.
> Mystic Circles of Energy
What kind of energy?
> Weapons of Fire
Party buff!

>Invocation of Slay Corrupt Gnome
Could be... useful? Probably not.
>Krakens' Drunkenness
FUCK YES
>The Crystal of Force
No idea what it does, but with a name like that how can you go wrong?
>The Thirty Ancient Abjurations of Barbarism
Sounds reasonably badass.
>Wolves' Air Disk
An allusion to the moon. Useful for harvesting spell components that can only be acquired during a full moon or whatever? Or possibly to trigger lycanthropes unexpectedly.

This sounds pretty fun, actually!

Corruptors' Charisma - That kind of insidious evil who has everyone wrapped around their finger.
Feline's Illusion of Slime and Shocking - Not sure about the cat part, but make people think the floor is slippery and they're getting tazed.
Final Pacing - Not sure here.
The Door of Devouring - A door that eats people! DO WANT!
The Good Sigil of the Dwarves - Probably gets you drunk.

>Alter Defense
Defense debuff?

>Blessed Chant of the Angry Lords
Buff similar to rage?

>Hellish Incantation of the White Tiaras
Illusion of some sort?

>Splendid Glamer of Defense
Either a super defense buff, or an illusion of some kind of grand armor or something

>Zone of Thought and Warmth
A refreshing enchantment, replenishing my spells per day and leaving me feeling rested, it also protects from cold.


Feels like a cleric.

>Banes' Rune of Absorbtion
>Electrical Circle of Good
>Fortuitous Curse of Absorbs Magic
>Wyrm's Curse of Timelessness
sounds pretty cool

>Chant of Become Kraken
FUCKYES

Destroyers' Hex of Frost
>Kill everyone with cold.
Hypnotise Intelligent Lords
>Climbing the social ladder here.
Puncturing Deflection
>I deflect things... inside people's bodies? Boom.
The One Thousand Incatations of the Green Swords
>No idea who the Green Swords are, so that's not likely to help much.
Wolves' Glove of Acid
>My hands melt everything!

I think i ended up multi classing with slut

>Human Seduction
Self Explanatory
>Ooze Absorbtion
You have to clean up some how
>Rune of Seduce Kings
Kings are my bitches now
>The Eighty Castings of Elf Seduction
Massive elf orgies
>The One Hundred Ethereal Illusions of Drunkenness
Party time

-Arrows of Immovable Gold
*Shoots* *CLANG* What the fuck was that!?
-Bodily Lance
I charge people with my head?
-Darkness Lance
WTF do I need the other one for!?
-The Divine Ritual of the Fish
Jesus-style, food for the many from the few.
-The Gem of Purity
Lob it at the undead and watch them crumble.

>Bone of Illuminated Reflection
Turns a bone into a hollow mirror that shows everything lit up by a specific light source. Scrying spell.

>Curse of Slay Elves
A phrase that causes any elf that hears it to die in 66 seconds.

>The Vestment of Voidness
Creates a robe that's an inside-out portable hole; weapons that strike it wiff through harmlessly.

>Triton's Kindness
Underwater breathing and freedom of movement.

>Kill Breaker
Stops the caster from dying, but only once per cast.

Perfectly fine, as long as I'm going after aquatic elf treasure.

>>Casting of Call Artists
wtf is a call artist lol

>>Chant of Slay Barbarians
Fighter and Barbarian debuff?

>>Doomed Venom Assaults
sounds like a MM of some kind but with prolonged effects

>>Elves' Ceremony of Gender-reversal
I can haz vagina

>>Unholy Magma Span
Lava fire death thingy, handy i guess

>Goblets of Worldly Simplicity
Just a basic infinite drink thing.
>Invocation of Become Perfect Krakens
Krakens? As in, more than one kraken? I am become death, destroyer of worlds.
>The Good Conjuration of the Distant Wolves
I would like some wolves, but way over there.
>The Six Elemental Sorceries of Magic
A combo platter of elemental magic? Can't go wrong there.
>Timelessness Alteration
So, I can turn immortality on and off? Silly Liches, should've brought some glue.

> Barriers of Deathly Purity
> Divination of Transformation
> Evil Cold Webs
> Journeyman's Spell of Fire
> Orb of Foul Voidness
I'd say I'm decently well off.

Control Jump
> I can move around in the air after jumping, like a vidya.
Incantation of Misfortune and Benevolence
> Causes a string of bad luck that humbles the target?
Lance of Copper
> Avoid lightning spells.
Spell of Demon Seduction
> Gonna get freaky.
Strangulation Conjuration
> I find your lack of faith disturbing.

>Displacement Absorbtion
So, anything that hits me gives me energy equal to its kinetic energy? Damn. That sounds unreasonably strong.

>Divinities' Ring of Time
I stole a god's time travel ring?! Bitchin'!

>Ruler's Sound Webs
I...can tie people up with sound waves?

>The Infinite Spiritual Sigils of Swords
This sounds a lot like a tattoo that imbues me with ridiculous weapon skills.

>Wanderer's Rune of Deflection
Another tattoo. This one obviously makes me bulletproof. You know, in case that first spell fails.

I'm not gonna lie, guys. I sound like a pretty awesome supervillain.

>>14252341
pic related

>Acid Disk
Sounds like an allright fighting spell.

>Negate Frost
No ice damage. Nice.

>Spell of Blocking
Block physical attacks. Nice.

>Unjust Creators' Working of Serenity
Spread serenity on the battlefield (and prevent other people from casting spells). Nice. Quite imbalanced - the Creator is indeed Unjust.

>Wyrm Hypnotism
And I get a fearsome mount.

All in all, looks like I'm a bening philosopher-priest about to venture into the frozen Wyrm-infested ruins of the North, in search of enlightenment and answers. Do not bother me, and I shall not bother you.

Compassionate Humanoid's Sorcery of Lineage
Past Balance
Portable Torches of Air
Sludge Lances
Summon Dreamer

What is this I don't even
Sludge Lances could be useful.
Summon Dreamer I can put to good use.

Portable Torches of Air? Now that's out of my league.

Calling of Seek Sadistic Divinity
Gnomes' Sorcery of Alteration
The Gate of Enchantment
The Ninety Charms of the Scintillating Crystal
The Ultimate Divination of the Doomed Silencers

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Crazed Bear's Curse of Lava
Disk of Thought
Fletchers' Barbarism
Generous Wizard's Chant of Intoxication
Lost Arrow of Flesh

THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST ADVENTURE EVER

Elemental Darkness Beams
- Hell Yes

Insect's Beam of Cold
- Again, more evocation, with a bit of a Bug type theme

Rune of Slay Krakens
- Hi, >>14252526

Savage Casting of the Drunken Insect
- I dunno, when drunk, the power of my Insect's Beam of Cold rises, with the material component of a shot?

Abjurations of Perfect Magic
- An Exalted-style Perfect Defense.

Overall, a bit on the blasty side, but still decent.

Summon Dragons
Infinite Chants of Voidness
Uncountable Witcheries of Voidness
The Glorified Ceremony of the Ghostly Wyrms
Working of Kill Sea Serpent

Naw bro, I think I'll do just fine.

>>14250990

Icy Clouds
Monstrous Magma Shields
Sagely Lords' Exorcism of Sadness
Slay Defender
Splendid Incatation of the Charismatic Dragon

...Words cannot describe the hilarity that would be my adventure...

>Gibberers' Invocation of Ether and Benevolence
No idea what this does.
>Greater Invocation of the Cowardly Chameleons
So I've got a spell for hiding if things are looking ugly, or the need for stealth comes up. Useful.
>Invocation of Deflect Energy
Nice.
>Keen Zone
Sounds useful.
>Time Arrows
Hell yeah.

Earth Control - Useful. Not too shabby.

Hex of Seek Ghosts - Eeh, limited use.

Lesser Sorcery of Deflect Acid - Against most enemies I'm utterly fucked with this.

Rite of Call Quester - Cool, I can return to my quest giver/ send him easy messages.

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>Bolt of Holy Platinum
>Forbidden Casting of the Prismatic Portals
>Orb of Air and Ease
>Viper Seduction
>Yellow Hail

I'll be fine.

Fortuitous Illusion of Deflection
> You didn't hit me! *Bleeds*
Gender-reversal Control
> Did you know you hit like a girl! In fact, you are the little girl! *Bleeds more*
Hand of Energy and Warning
> Thanks for giving me that heads-up about being shot. *Bleeding still*
Hearer's Crowns of Time
> I can listen to myself having been shot. *Bleeds out*
Hex of History
> Oh great, I've got slow-motion replay of me being shot... *Dies*

Going again.

>Demonic Incatation of Dust
Dust. Dust EVERYWHERE. Useful against female opponents.

>Hunter's Compassion
It...skins and cooks something I killed so that nothing goes to waste?

>Lordly Muck Webs
Also useful against female opponents.

>The Forbidden Divination of the Generous Soldier
This appears to be nothing more than a spell that shows me which soldiers I can grift off of most easily. I suppose that's something.

>Webs of Darkness
And we end on a very "THEY'LL PAY! YOU'LL ALL PAY!" note...

So, I appear to be some kind of magical rapist who makes a living cheating soldiers out of their pay, supplies, and food. Once again, I sound more like the villain than the hero.

-Abyssimal Casting of the Howling Gems
Could sell for something I suppose, or be a nasty prank.

-Hex of Lava
Nice

-Infinite Sigils of Air
Would blow me away every time I use it

-Lordly Glamour of Fire and Haunting
Don't worry, you only -think- you're burning alive. Mind the ghosts

-Meteoric Maces of Good
I'm prepared for an anti-evil excursion too

I think i should be okay

>Spirit Absorbtion
Good start... Good start.
>Rite of Transformation
Even better!
>Jagged Assault of Striding
Don't know what it does but it sounds cool.
>Scintillating Zones
Wha'...
>Incatation of Fish Seduction
Oh god damn it!

Gauntlet of Blessed Sound
>Punching my enemies, WITH SOUND!
Prismatic Breaths of Splendor
>I can exhale in a variety of colors? with matching scents?! WANT!
Sigil of Deflection
>Cool
Voidness Storm
>Very Cool
Wanderer's Charisma
>and yep, I'm a bard...

Heh...so I can control drunken rangers, find evil clerics and have cool gloves. Oh, and summon ancient dragons.

Glove Alteration
Ritual of Hypnotise Drunken Hunter
Spell of Summon Eternal Wyrm
The Ethereal Calling of the Final Invokers
Witchery of Seek Unholy Healers

Abyssimal Calling of Transformation
>The universe itself it hellbent on transforming me,
Chant of Deflect Gender-reversal
>But at least I stay the proper gender.
Mana Transformation
>Even my damn magic is plotting against me.
Spears of Blasphemous Death
>Well, well, well, what have we here?
Zones of Sacred Mana
>Can I now afflict my mana's effects on others!?

Fancy Wizard esquire III, watch as I use my staggering wealth to destroy my opponents

Beam of Diamond
Breaths of Gold
Chains of Gold
Mystic Incantation of Alter Crystal
Sorcery of Transmute Crowns

>Calling of Summon Intelligent Eater
So I know what's good to eat.
>Crazed Wanderer's Invocation of Disruption
A madman wanders by and causes a disturbance.
>Disks of Muck
Ew.
>Embossed Shields of Inversion
That's high-quality embossing on those shields, but the colors are backwards.
>The One Hundred Runes of Acid Absorbtion
I get to bring Tums?

>>14252821
>>14252685
Alright, let's see if I can be heroic this time...

>Chimes of Blessed Strength
I have wind chimes. They make me into the Incredible Hulk.

>Conjure Sliperiness
Oh, this has potential for hilarity...

>Cruel Haunter's Ceremony of Time
Ok. Another time traveler. I think.

>Spell of Absorbs Voidness
I absorb...void? Well, that's not very useful unless I end up in space...at which point I'll become godlike.

>Trap Envenoming
Quick and efficient.

Well, either I'm the Elemental Master of Slapstick Comedy, or I'm a dark wizard building an impenetrable tower (due to all the poisoned traps and infinite slipperiness) to the heavens to absorb the vacuum of space and become God.

What's the deal, man?

Disk of Deadly Fire
Lady's Incatation of Lava
Perfected Disks of Platinum
The Pit of Mana
The Shackle of Lava

I'm a (female?) fire/lava wizard who can summon pits of mana to recharge. And make disks of platinum to sell for tons of money.

I apparently have this under control.

>Cursed Ceremony of the Hateful Fish
Worst. Familiar. Ever.
>Evocation of Evocation and Intelligence
So I have a spell that causes an infinite feedback loop of INT bonuses. Awesome, as long as it doesn't make me go insane and/or cause my head to explode.
>The Goblet of Muck
...That's pretty much worthless.
>The Uncountable Workings of the Golden Blades
I have no idea how they work, but look, isn't this awesome? They slice AND dice!
>Walls of Abyssimal Darkness
It's either unlimited directional stealth, or an impenetrable barrier of nothingness. Neat, either way.

>Haunted Serpent's Casting of Devouring
Insane Vipers' Curse of Venom
Charm of Kill Barbaric Questers
The One Thousand Abjurations of the Animated Armors
Elven Rune of Rulership


Um, I think, just maybe that I am destined to become the BBEG here.

I'm not gonna lie, that's kind of awesome

>Blessed Rains of Metal

STEEL REHN

>Cowardly Ghost's Working of Cleverness

So clever, you didn't expect it. So cowardly, you'd never see it.

Ritual of Absorbtion

ITT become Gotenks / Vegito

>The One Hundred Rites of Lightning Conjuration

A shitstorm, but with lightning.

>Zones of Metal

Rocking the fuck out while pushing your face in.

Call Crusaders
Field of Good
Hateful Writers' Divination of Benevolence
Hex of Absorbs Nothing
Seek Perfect Demon

I am seemingly a Paladin... i just hope the Crusaders can take on this Perfect Demon.

>Accursed Venom Rain
Mwhahahahahaha!
>Ceremony of Measure
Wait, what?
>Glorious Flesh Web
Uh.. I'm not sure how -
>The Damned Hex of the Sly Humanoids
I - I suppose that -
>The Unspeakable Exorcism of the Aquatic Lovers
RUUUUTOOOOOO!

Okay.. So i'm a poison rain generating, flesh-fetishist of a tailor, with a distinct hatred of conmen and a vow to slaughter all Zora?

...Oy.. Well, i've got a lot of work to begin..

>Cat's Curse of Negation
Always handy to have a counterspell
>Savage Invocation of Control Nothing
Wahoo, completely useless. Hopefully I took a feat to swap that out.
>The Infinite Abyssimal Runes of Suns
Now we're talking! Runes that call upon the power of the Abyssimal Sun of the Underworld.
>Deathly Knives of Stone
>The Sword of Cunning
Class: Swordmage. Or knifemage. I think I'd prefer Knifemage. Next time I see a drawfag thread, I'm gonna request a Knifemage.

>Golem's Honor
I guess it makes the target serve you like a mindless golem?
>Purple Pit of Dust
Drops enemies into pits filled with choking dust. Not bad, and works aginst most things.
>Sigil of Become Archmagi
Gentlemen, I have the best spell.
>The Ninety Conjurations of the Embossed Maces
Conjure ninety maces? Hardcore if their all animated, good for equipping allies if not.
>Vestments of Accursed Preservation
Use it on enemies. There corpses stay fresh for animation.

>>14253107
Control Nothing?!?
MOONCHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD!!!!!!!!

>>14252948
One more. If it's not heroic, then I accept my status as the BBEG.

>Calling of Flame and Opening
Ok. It summons ribbons of flame that sear away any doors that block my path. That's not necessarily evil, just badass...

>Dire Conjuration of the Red Helmet
Ok, so this sounds like a spell to summon some scary-ass enchanted helmet, but it could easily just mean I'm a paladin who has to...defend...the evil helmet?

>Sorcery of Sludge Transformation
...I...can summon up half-formed abominations from industrial waste. I...I guess Splinter did something like this. Not necessarily evil, though it's pretty suggestive.

>Span of Crystal and Doom
Crystal missiles? What am I, Lex Luthor?

>The One Thousand Royal Evocations of Thought
My God...I AM Lex Luthor!

Ok. I accept it. I'm the villain in your story. Prepare to get some Diamond SCUDS to the face before my Evil Ninja Turtles tear you a new asshole.

Come to think of it, Shredder could GrimDarked into a pretty scary villain.

Blasphemous Exorcism of the Spined Temple
Control Rulership
The Forbidden Charm of the Blessed Insect
The Unholy Divination of the Villainous Archmagi
Ultimate Spell of Control Lava

i think i'll be ok

Crowns of Spiritual Lava
Distant Spell of Light
Icy Walls of Health
Sadistic Triton's Conjuration of Invulnerability
Sigil of Call Humanoids
Looks like I'm gonna be alright.

>Charismatic Traitor's Curse of Drunkenness
This seems like either a brilliant debuff or a daterape spell. Win-win!

>Compassionate Titan's Hex of Serenity
Hrm. Hex, eh? Must be a way to pacify people. Especially the large people. Works for me, big races are angry races!

>Earth Alteration
I AM MINECRAFT. I AM DWARF FORTRESS. I AM THE LEVEL EDITOR!

>Hex of Call Conjurer
Summon summoner. This can only get more ridiculous; love it.

>The One Hundred Exorcisms of the Thunderous Moons
EVERYBODY DIES. This sounds like a fucking planet-killing spell.

Yeah, I've got this shit handled.

>Abjuration of Control Ultimate Dwarf
Well... I'm pretty sure this allows me to control an epic level dwarf.

>Amazon's Generosity
Summon an amazonian woman to fight/sex you for 1 minute per level

>Charm of Deflection
A necklace that deflects damage.

>Nothing Beams
A ray of disintegration

>Ritual of Alteration
Allows casting above caster level for a while

Call Dwarves
Chant of Titan Control
Elf Slaying
Ritual of Invulnerability
Romance Negation

I would surmise I'm the evil guy.

>Calling of Create Shields
Well that's always a good start, creating a force field for protection
>Evocation of Annihilate Gauntlets
Awesome! I can summon magical gauntlets which raise my strength to unimaginable levels
>Gnome's Sigil of Opening
A spell to open things, could be very useful
>Viper's Wind Ball
Some kind of wind-attack spell, also very useful
>Wise Eater's Ceremony of Thieving
Uhh... I guess it lets me steal food or something? That'd probably be pretty good ot have.

>>14253355
>Invulnerable dwarf-leading elf-slayer

I believe you're the good guy.

MVP Spell: Detect Helms

>Curse of Call Crazed Goblins
Sweet.
>Innocent Barbarian's Rune of Mud
...Maybe if I want to start a mud slide?
>Serene Human's Witchery of Strangulation
Yessssss!
>Sorcery of Diamond and Dryness
Petrification that pays off!
>The Goblet of Deflection
Fuck missile attacks!

Cowardly Krakens' Spell of Blood
Create Clubs
Drunken Amazon's Ceremony of Sustenance
Gyser of Ancient Acid
Vestments of Lawful Construction

>Vestments
>clubs
>drunk amazon bitches
That sounds alright.

>Alter Nothing
...well fuck.

>Bear's Illusion of Good and Etherealness
Hello, fooled detect evil.

>Gibberer's Dreaming
IA! IA! THE BLACK GOAT OF THE WOODS WITH A THOUSAND YOUNG! SHE CALLS TO YOU!

>Ruby Lances
Yay stabbery. Finally, a plain old offensive spell.

>The Lantern of Magic
...I have no idea. A conjured lantern that does magic?

Chains of Savage Earth
Damned Sorcery of the Embossed Spears
Rune of Ooze and Blur
Ruthless Wolves' Invocation of Ice
Savage Webs of Gold

I appear to be some kind of druidy type nature wizard

Ah, dammit, fine.

Archmagi Summoning
>Sweet, always wanted one of those
Ceremony of Seek Past Divinity
>So... this would lead me to gaining a dead god's power, right?
Control Swimmer
>I'm Aquaman! Wait, shit. That sucks.
Copper Absorbtion
>I... what? I could... leach the copper from bronze, I guess?
Sly Fish's Conjuration of Compassion
>Baby, can't you love me?

>Deathly Evocation of Venom and Honor
Fuck year. A poison shockwave that damages enemies and heals/rallies allies.
>Evocation of Ooze
Shit so cash, it could be real. A sphere of sticky acid from a Cube/Ooze.
>Exceptional Hex of Deflect Muck
Anti-Poison Glyph. Nothing more to say.
>Joiner's Necromancy
COOL BEANS. A choir-cast necromancy spell.
>The Tiara of Golems
Magical wench-tiara that gives me mage control over constructs.

ALL IN ALL: I'm up for some support wizardin'.

Doom Negation
Evocation of Specter Calling
Foul Exorcism of the Courageous Gibberers
Ultimate Curse of the Immovable Blades
Working of Seduce Ruthless Lovers

Easymode. I'm a seductive super cleric.

>Abyssimal Abjuration of Summon Angel
I guess I won't ever have any problem with the good side...

>Exorcism of Conjuration
Or anyone really

>Ritual of Control
I feel like the bad guy now

>The Tome of Gnomes
What is this I don't even

>The Torch of Lovers
Seem kind of useless

>Exorcism of Resurrection
Instant kill, only works on people recently resurrected.

>Gnome Summoning
Summons GNOMES

>Prismatic Blast of Heat
LASERS

>The Accursed Spell of Sound
Makes any sound, but only when you don't want it to make that sound.

>Wonderful Sigil of Call Lizard
Inscribe a sigil into any surface. When touched, all lizards within a 1d6 miles radius will walk toward the sigil until either the sigil is no longer touched, or the arrive within 10 meters of the caster.

>Sadistic Nomad's Rune of Wind
>The Bone of Charisma
>The Eighty Marvelous Divinations of Moons
>The One Thousand Sigils of Metal Control
well this is pretty aweso-
>The Royal Incantation of Summon Giant Crabs
FUCK YOU ALL BWAHAHHA

>Gnomes' Reflection
>Monstrous Gloves of Crystal
>Power Deflection
>Shields of Mystical Craftsmanship

Well, apart from Gnomes' Reflection that doesn't sound too bad actually... but wait, what's the last one?

>Conjuration of Slay Benevolent Saints

Fuck yes.

>>14253557
>The Bone of Charisma
good lord

>Spell of Deflection

Sounds useful for defence.

>The Celestial Ritual of the Happy Specter

Soooo, a happy Specter will be my faithful companion...

>Casting of Hypnotise Undead

Useful, but very limited...

>Ceremony of Defile Staves

This one sounds kinda evil. When I fail as an adventurer I could start selling staves to evil magicians.

>Curse of Submission

Screw it, I will not go adventuring. I will open a brothel.

>Green Lances
Some sort of weapon enchantment/conjuration or mabey a druidic spell. I am ok either way.
>Howling Touches of Subtlety
Not sure about this one, its some sort of stealth spell obviously. Mabey it makes the user sneaky for a few minutes before emiting a howling noise?
>Mana Circle
Awsome, I can use my spells repeatedly
>The Forty Sorceries of Barbarian Summoning
sounds like I can summon 40 different barbarians, but only one at a time. Another good one
>The Hole of Killers
makes a hole thats full of murderous people? could be a good trap depending on how long it lasts

>Beaters' Rite of Crystal
I have crystals that beat people, or wife beaters are turned into crystal.

>Flesh Fields
I do enjoy terrorizing lowly farmers on occasion.

>The Eighty Charms of Light Negation
I have darkvision, do you?

>The Kingly Glamour of the Generous Insect
Once a month I can summon a kings ransom to me, carried on the wings of an insect swarm.

>The Uncountable Rituals of the Jagged Doors
Have fun getting through my door filled maze now bitches.

As an adventure I am rich and have the greatest mercenary army in the world. Destroying the enemies crops and bringing justice to mistreated house wives everywhere.

As a BBEG, I have a labyrinth with more treasure than you can dream of. Come get it!

Annihilate Shrines
Become Otherworldly Returner
Breaker's Ooze Disk
Sagely Wyrm's Ritual of Bone
The Deadly Rune of the Traitors

>Chaotic Evil
This looks like one hell of an adventure... It may take 3, even 4 warriors of light to take me down in the end.

>Burning Sphere of Sliperiness
I was sent from the mage society for one reason. One thing guides me in my journey, lights the path ahead. The long, ardous quest to find a use for this spell.

>Eternal Tome of Wind

Stand back! I have wind!

>Sinner's Auras of Blood

I don't know what that entails exactly, but with a name that badass it -has- to be good.

>The Elven Ceremony of the Unjust Animal

Behold, the very ferret that will steal the very amulet from your very neck and end this very fight before it's very beginning, verily!

>Unspeakable Hex of the Innocent Banes

Don't make me cast this! Every innocent thing withing a hundred miles of myself shall PERISH when I cast this spell! Just think of the children!

>Blasphemous Gauntlets of Energy
Well, I guess I won't have to worry about holy sword chopping my arms off.

>Conjure Romance
I'd make a mean dating service. Or just use it and abuse it for what it is worth.

>Crazed Healer's Ritual of Submission
Great for those moments when people think I'm crazy and I need them in submission.

>The Uncountable Holy Illusions of Water
Well... Scare unholy away?

>The Uncountable Illusions of Humanoid Summoning
Bolster the unholy armies numbers?

I don't know what possible alignment would allow this.
I suspect this is the spell of the crazy healer witch that lives by her self.

Dwarves' Incantation of Digging
Inversion Absorbtion
Slime Control
The Demonic Evocation of the Corruptor
The Idol of Telepathy

Everyone is fucked.

Bitch, I only need one...
>Ceremony of Call Gods

>>14253924
>Dwarves' Incantation of Digging
HI HO, HI HO, IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO

Conjuration of Serenity - lol wut?
Future Sorcery of Doom - I think this needs a discription
Krakens' Sphere of Fire - sounds good
Screaming Circle - does It make me scream? lol
The Ancestral Working of the Wise Nomad - could be useful I guess?

I dont know, I think I might be screwed

>Invocation of Absorbtion
Awesome, I love defensive spells.
>Lizard's Invocation of Sludge
Sounds gross, but useful for the eventual sewer crawl.
>Necromancer's Compassion
A spell that helps the dead or dying by turning them undead, maybe? Got terminal gout? Enjoy your new life as a zombie.
>The Kingly Spell of the Crazed Amazons
A spell that causes violent insanity in a regal way? Or a spell of dominion over crazy women?
>The Two Witcheries of the Spined Dungeons
This one sounds like it'd do all sorts of insane shit. I'm in.

Captcha suggests:
>Outhc Temporal
For when I need to stop time mages AND I'm suffering from a curse of lisps.

Crafter's Charm of Ooze and Law
Dire Divination of the Vicious Archmagi
Divination of Control Eater
Sly Barbarian's Sorcery of Cold
The Two Spells of Seeker Seduction

>Eternal Sorcery of Call Builder
I shall have the greatest Evil Lair around!

>Deflect Good
Protected from nasty, meddling heroes by powerful magic!

>The Torc of Sadism
In which I shall have an artifact containing all my evil, for the corruption of captured heroes!

>Drakes' Ritual of Sound
Who shall be tormented by replaying the screams of those they tortured, while they had the torc on, after I take it off.

>Circles of Damned Gender-reversal
Wat.

I'm screwed.

>Deflect Building
Now I don't have to worry if someone throws a building at me.

>Good Rune of Transform Thought
Fuck yeah! Mind control! What?! I can only make then do good stuff? Lame.

>Shrink Blades
Turns long swords to short swords and daggers to knives!

>The Chain of Sea Serpents
WTF will I do with a chained up sea serpent? Sell it for sushi, I guess.

>The Kingly Invocation of the Barbaric Ghosts
I can summon ghosts with bad manners. Those nobles are so fucked.

Barriers of Red Ooze
>Gross but good.
Bone Spans
>Might let me avoid some difficult jump checks, ok, sure.
Sigil of Magic Transformation
>Well that sounds abusable, great
The Infinite Sorceries of Strangler Seeking
>infinite, yes, sorceries, great yes please ... strangler seeking. oh.
The Uncountable Ceremonies of Golem Seduction
>hahaohwow.jpg

>Cloak Purification
Yey, no more dirty cloaks.
>Romance Negation
Aw yeah, COCK-BLOCKED!
>Seventy Rituals of Ooze
I preform seventy different rituals, just to get fucking slime?
>Sorcery of Displacement
Yey, I can part water. Yes, you can call me Moses.
>The Coin of Screamers
A coin that screams when you touch it? Sounds great for those thieves with friendly fingers.

So, my cloak always looks good, I'm the only person getting pussy, my stash of money is protected by a screaming coin, and I can part oceans? Sounds more like I'm an evil overlord.

Or the main character of a JRPG...

Elves' Orbs of Spirit
Ethereal Rite of Puncturing
Illusion of Slay Miserly Amazons
Seduce Caster
Worth Deflection

Great, I bang old wrinkly bitches...

Charm of Hypnotise Hateful Quester
>Fuck yes. Can't grief me on THIS adventure, haters! Hypnotise your ass.

Sea Serpents' Air Webs
>I don't even know what this would be. I guess I can make air with it while I'm in the sea? Sticky air? Keeps the haters out?

The Nine Curses of Bear Killing
>FUCK YOU BEARS

The Worldly Calling of the Marvelous Cats
>FUCK YES CATS

Time Negation
>I win.

>>14254126
Easy way to exploit that: Spread it around you have "Elves' Orbs of Spirit" spell, elven casters come to learn from you, Seduce Caster, all good.

Ancient Casting of the Embossed Robes
Just Barbarian's Working of Absorbing
Perfect Rune of Kill Angel
The Fifty Endless Sigils of Bronze
The Six Divinations of Demon Summoning

I'm a FABULOUS Anti-Christ

>>14254144
Brilliant!

Barbarians' Influence
Casting of Become Insect
Fortuitous Rite of Control Bone
Ice Storm
Scintillating Touch

This is gonna be fun.

>Annihilators' Disks of Bronze
Fire bronze disks at enemies. Nice!

Ceremony of Muck and Shielding
>A protection spell that also summons lots of muck. Now I'll have to change clothes often.

Courageous Angel's Sorcery of Agility
>Fuck YES.

Evocation of Clairaudience Absorbtion
>I don't even know.

The Abyssimal Curse of the Miserly Slayer
>Time to get MESSY.

>>14254157
Well, not if you don't like elves. If you do, though, enjoy.

Ancient Spans of Time
>Excellent! Now I can grow old /even faster/ :D

Goblets of Muck
>MMM, nothing I love better than a nice cold goblet of muck on a warm day like this...

Ritual of Deflect Glasses
>Believe it or not, you have no idea how often you find fellows throwing glasses at you when your trying to quest, making this possibly the most useful defensive spell I have.

Shields of Magma
>Second best.

Witchery of Measure
>Huzzah, now I can play Warhammer without a tape-measure.

>Artists' Staves of Flame
Wielding a rod of pure fire? Hell yes.

>Grail Forging
Uh... okay, I suppose if I run into a group of fanatical crusaders, I can distract them for a bit.

>Immovable Clouds
Giant solid clouds of fog to trap my enemies. Pretty cool.

>The Mirror of Sea Serpents
I have no idea what this does. Sounds badass though.

>The Spear of Golems
A weapon made of magical constructs. FUCK YESSSSS.


I think I'll be fine.

Holy Bows of Silver
Incatation of Alter Displacement
Seduce Mystic Lovers
The Glove of Death
The Three Callings of Climber Seduction

>>14254189
>Ritual of Deflect Glasses

Unless you're up against Albert Wesker stand ins in your games, I don't see this coming up often/as a life saver.

>Amazon's Sapphire Circle
So is this protective or?
>Disk of Final Silver
Cha-ching?
>Lava Control
Hell yeah!
>Screaming Serpent's Illusion of Benevolence
Kind of a contradictory name, innit?
>Spell of Copper and Compassion
So I won't be poor and I can manipulate people, eh?

Very defensive/supporting. Could be quite useful in a politic-centric setting.

Goddess's Curse of Devouring and Generosity
>I guess if someone slights me, I passive-aggressively give them lots of food until they gorge themselves to death?

Knife Shrinking
>FUCK YOUR BACKSTAB SHIT ROGUE! YOUR DAGGER IS NOW TINY!

Mud Control
>I... guess this could be useful...

Seer's Exorcism of Fire and Romance
>Cool name, does this mean I cast out demons with fire and sex?

Working of Transform Diamond
>This sounds promising.

>Fine Witchery of Summon Cat
Yeah, OK. Not much use in a fight, but if I have to distract people? SORTED.

>Speaker's Caring
DIPLOMACY HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>The Infinite Callings of Force Deflection
Motherfucking forcefield. So when diplomacy fails, I'm safe.

>The Infinite Sigils of Diamond Control
Hmm. With enough diamonds and the right conditions, I could make a laser out of sunlight. That's offence covered.

>Wyrm Slaying
Nuff sed.

I'm decidedly not fucked.

>Curse of Barbarian Calling
Cool. Mongol horde. Cursed Mongol horde.
>Exalted Curse of Negation
A counterspell. I guess.
>Haunt's Divination of Motion
I can see all the moving ghosts? I guess?
>Sorcery of Falsehood Absorbtion
I WILL ABSORB YOUR LIES AND BECOME STRONGER. And more fictional I guess.
>Spheres of Exceptional Stability
Yeah that right. You keep those spheres stable.

So I guess I could get creative with some of these.

The first two are pretty boss.

Abyssimal Tome of Fire
>Sounds ok.
Exorcism of Darkness

>LET THERE BE LIGHT!
Illusion of Wealth
>I'm not poor, honest.

Invocation of Springing
>Hmmmm

The One Hundred Rites of Metal Transformation
>No really, i have loads of gold.

Invocation of Negation
Mystic Incantation of Fire and Wealth
The Chant of Timelessness
Dragon Transformation
Rune of Control Will

So, I can become a dragon who can counter spells, travel through time, control minds and bring down fiery death? Basically, I'm Nicol Bolas.

Fuck your adventure, I'm ruling this and every other plane.

>Animated Rains of Muteness
Seems like a sensory deprivation spell

>Charm of Ether
Ill never run out of mana!

>Charm of Kill Clever Bear
Well shit, I better get to fight Yogi or this'll be one useless spell

>Otherworldly Blades of Silver
Werewolves beware!

>Rugged Swords of Air
Hells bells, I'm some sort of blade mage

Adamantine Bolts - I conjure a number of adamantine slivers, which then seek out the foe, reaching higher velocity the farther they have to travel.
Arch-angels' Cunning - I gain a massive bonus to INT and a bonus on all skill checks
Crystal Deflection - Three crystals circle about me, blocking attacks and absorbing spells that hit them. If destroyed by might or magic, they must be replaced by recasting the spell.
Incantation of Slay Crusader - Summons a spectral paladin, who charges my enemies.
Vorpal Ring of Mystic Might - Grants a bonus to all spellcasting

I think I'm good.

Kill Damned Haunt - Finally I can kill those damn haunts!
Nothing Bolts - wowitsfuckingnothing.jpg
Ogre's Energy Lance - This totally does some sweet damage.
The Saintly Exorcism of the Cursed Eaters - I hope that most of my enemies are Cursed Eaters or whatever, cause I can totally exorcise them to the max.
Working of Opposition Transformation - Huh? Can I transform my opposition to something less threatening? Sweet.

Crazed Walker's Hex of Desire
Dissolve Tiaras
Spectral Charm of Sludge
The Goblet of Resistance
The Holy Ritual of the Cruel Traitor

Fuck. I GUESS I could sex some Princesses by threatening their Tiaras.

>Barbarian Summoning
YES. I CAN SUMMON MY OWN BRAIN-DEAD AXE-SWINGING MORON!

>Clerics' Trap of Sludge
Fuck, looks like I'm rolling a Cleric.

>Curse of Good Control
I guess I can use this on the BBEG and force him to stop being mean.

>Future Divination of Become Knight
Awesome. I can tell if someone's going to get Knighted or not.

>Saintly Casting of Conjure Frost
I CAN MAKE IT SNOW, BITCHES.

I think I am ok

>Berserkers' Lava Hand
Lava fist!
>Blade of Mystic Dust
Fairy dust blade hooooo
>Chain of Cursed Wealth
Trap right or greedy people with my cursed chain.
>Nine Sigils of Frost
Freeze shit with sigils, not bad
>Working of Conjure Fortune
A work in progress, sadly....

>Disrupting Field of Force
FUCK YEAR I can generate force fields! Possibilities = endless.

>Nine Divinations of Venom
Clearly a potent spell used to discern the deadliness of the targeted substance. Useful in creating new poisons and screening what I consume.

>Sigil of Summon Otherworldly Haunt
Anyone reading this strange, yellow symbol will soon find themselves haunted by a being from beyond this reality, compelled to acts of depravity and madness, a single name occupying their minds: "Hastur... Hastur..."

>The Great Sigil of the Cruel Spectres
This powerful symbol will be the main offensive spell in my arsenal, unleashing hordes of warrior ghosts upon my enemies.

>The Infinite Exorcisms of Good Negation
With this spell, even the greatest of otherworldly evils will be reduced to the smallest of threats.

How fucked am I? HA! I am master of my domain. Bring it.

Accursed Curse of Crystal
>Welcome to the Department of Redundancy Department. I imagine that rock candy from The Last Airbender.
Haunted Haunter's Charm of Acid
>I'm still in the DRD, aren't I? Ghost acid is questionably useful.
The One Thousand Incatations of the Electrical Candle
>Great, I'm Thomas Edison.
The Three Spells of the Adamantine Pits
>Are they spiky? I can see some usage is they're spiky.
Thundering Web of Time
>I can trap people within moments of time. And it's loud,

Ancient Sorcery of Fire
Illusion of Darkness Alteration
Incatation of Disruption Conjuration
Rune of Conjure Voidness
Spell of Fire and Shielding

>retrive singulari
Captcha provides the incantations

>Bodily Assaults of Stone
Rocks fall, enemy dies.
>Bone Chains
Kind of weak, but okay, in a pinch. Ever beat someone to death with vertebrae?
>Fletcher's Sorcery of Transformation
WONDER TWINS POWER, ACTIVATE
FORM OF
A WOODEN HORSE
>Spheres of Abyssimal Hope
I'VE GOT BIG BALLS
>The Infinite Evocations of Barbarian Seduction
When all else fails, bring a condom.

I think I'll be alright.

>Openers' Kindness
Like the spell Knock, but anyone who walks through the door is friendly towards me.

>Defenders' Gauntlet of Blood
FUCK YEAH BLOOD GUANTLETS!

>The Castings of Blasphemous Platinum
Hmm...platinum coins cause those who hold them to be affected as if they heard the spell Blasphemy.

>Kill Spectral Lizard
Pretty obvious and narrow.

>Witchery of Control Serene Caretakers
So, I can control those who look after others?

Yeah, I only see 3 of these being useful. I'm probably screwed.

Copper Rains
Ornate Span of Force
Returner's Ring of Stone
Ten Rituals of Gold
The Two Witcheries of Cold Deflection

Well, I'm never gonna be poor, and I'll be able to return things. And not be cold. Not bad.

>Casting of Flying Deflection
>Casting of Slay Forbidden Fish
>Clever Dragon's Calling of Drunkenness
>Gem of Otherworldly Copper
>Seek Divinity

I'm like the worst cleric ever. I have free money, but i need several castings to have a mug of brown frothy water. Then i can make it drinkable to dwarven standards by casting the CD'sCoD spell, so i'm shitfaced enough to seek my divinity and ask why it granted me powers that will be rather useless in my quest to slay accursed seekers of the bone working.

>Sigil of Become Lady
>The Forty Glamours of Arch-angel Calling
>The Uncountable Ceremonies of the Screaming Torches
>The Uncountable Exceptional Spells of Blades
>The Seventy Rites of Traveller Seduction

Chant of Negate Illness
>healing spell
Infinite Ceremonies of Frost
>spell that freezes an area of casters choice
Minor Illusion of Become Beater
>turns anything into a mace for me to use
The One Thousand Good Ceremonies of Voidness
>Causes item of my choice to disappear forever
The Shield of Sadism
>magic spell that protects me from anything with intent to harm me

yeah im going to do jut fine

>Amazon's Intoxication
Alright, guess I'm a bit of a drunkard, its all good...
>Divination of Summon Ruthless Ogres
...And when I'm drunk I become a villain, alright...
>Sylvan Charm of Flame and Serenity
But I feel really bad about it afterwards.
>The Ancestral Casting of Gold
The spell is probably why I can afford all this booze.
>The One Hundred Castings of Blood Conjuration
OH GOD HEMATOMANCY

>Barrier of Muck and Sustenance
Provide cover and food. Disgusting but when the DM haunts you with a Constitution loss, you will indulge on anything.

>Exceptional Mana Touch
Cool, i can touch the mana. FUCKING RAINBOWS.

>Immovable Assaults
Huh what

>Orb of Sludge
Like acid orb, just not acidic.

>Sturdy Clouds of Inversion
Another barrier. This might be rather useful - Whoever goes into this, gets its senses reversed... if they could get in it.

So, my method of fighting would be... drowning them in the barrier of muck, throw the sturdy clouds of inversion to prevent them from leaving it, hurl orbs of sludge and doing immovable assaults while they are stuck, then deathkneeling their magic with Exceptional Mana Touch? Gross but effective.

>Acid Walls
Hordes?
Psh.
EAT ACIIIIIIID

>Ancient Calling of the Cruel Triton
This one in particular is a wereshark.

>Evil Abjuration of the Fiery Candle
Because no one can holds a candle to me.

>The Marvelous Exorcism of the Serene Golems
Why i can't hold all these golems? I know! I can get rid of the sissies! My numbers will be smaller, but all of them will be 100% E-V-I-L.

>The Otherworldly Hex of the Unholy Demons
Because i need that candle. +1 for this spell.

Agile Speaker's Divination of Motion
-Okay, this'll be handy
Goblins' Evocation of Heat and Charisma
-'risma boost always good
Ladders of Wondrous Good
-Limited use
Rune of Slay Drunken Cat
-Very Limited, but funny
The One Thousand Rituals of Force Transformation
-Think I'll be Fine

>Chambers of Wind
Huhm. Probably a spell to fill an area with gusts.
>Incatation of Nondetection Negation
For destroying spells that hide the caster?
>Rings of Ancient Victory
I imagine this as a defense spell of some sort.
>Sigil of Magma
Like an exploding Sigil but with MAGMA.
>The Blessed Chant of Muck
This functions like a spell of grease but only outside in the mud.

Not too fucked, I think, if I play them right.

Bears' Barbarism
Evocation of Transmute Blades
Golden Walls of Fire
Incatation of Energy and Displacement
The Cloak of Time
>justasplanned.jpg

Barbaric Seers' Spell of Intoxication
Kill Speakers
Lizard Seduction
Perfect Ceremony of Negate Ooze
The One Hundred Distant Rituals of Spirit

So, I convince someone to talk & then kill him instantly, or do I seduce lizards?

>Good Blood Wall
A wall that has extra protection against evil ('cause it's "good"?)...but it's made of blood? That's just messed up.
>Auras of Bone
A force field of floating, glowing bones? Or it makes bones glow? What kind of spells am I getting here?
>Past Ritual of Flame and Wealth
Wealth is good, but flame? And how do you do a "Past Ritual"?
Maybe every time you use this spell, it retcons your past so that you receive an amount of wealth, but at the same time you suffer or trigger some kind of tragedy involving fire.
Fuck.
>Invulnerability Deflection
If this means I can undo a target's invulnerability, then maybe I can work with this. Or if it means I can become invulnerable and deflect stuff as well, just as good (maybe better).
>The Two Divinations of Carver Seeking
Well...fuck.

Armors of Lava
Compassionate Returners' Sigil of Lust
Intelligent Undead's Sorcery of Strength
Spectres' Chains of Darkness
Working of Alter Dust

i seem to be some sort of demon

>Crafters' Doors of Platinum
>Dancing Clubs of Crystal
>Goblins' Anger
>Illusion of Alteration
>The Ethereal Glamour of the Intelligent Evokers
Looks like I'm some kind of Illusionist/Transmuter. I think I can work with these.

>Conjure Gold
FUCK YEAH
>Exorcism of Hypnotise Serene Barbarians
Serene and Barbarians. Pick one.
>Glamour of Summon Angry Arch-angel
I can kill anyone with this.
>Holy Spell of Sounding
That's nice, I guess.
>Snakes' Bone Gysers
What does this even do?

With these, I'll be just fine.

>>Charm of Negation
I feel like this one is like a cosmic undo. Pretty useful.
>>Exalted Gem of Ruby
... I can make a really nice Ruby?
>>Incatation of Become Miserly Priests
This one is tricky. Do I become a miserly priest, or can I turn people into miserly priests? Either way, I figure this one and the ruby one will end up being some kind of combo.
>>The Hole of Lizards
Either badass, or the most horrifying thing ever.
>>The Moon of Rulership
Sounds pretty ace.

I feel pretty good about this adventure.

>Abyssimal Ceremony of the Sly Cat
This sounds.... uhh offensive?

>Corrupt Serpent's Illusion of Charisma
And now for a diplomacy based spell.

>Glamour of Good and Sneaking
STEALTH!

>Heat Negation
Something defensive.

>The Armor of Dexterity
Uhh whut?

So yeah I think I'm playing some sorta theif summoner con-man warlock type guy.

>Barbarian Summoning
Fuck. Yes.
>Courageous Kings' Witchery of Pacing
Hmm. Seems to be some kind of Celerity?
>Snare Alteration
Ok.
>The Three Callings of the Massive Torches
Lights are good.
>Witchery of Summon Lordly Priest
mite b cool

>>14259856
.....sounding is a very strange practice, and if you're unfortunate, sexual.

Fortuitous Exorcism of Gold and Thorns
Negate Blood
The Candle of Flesh
The Cloak of Falsehood
The Unholy Sorcery of the Destroyer

>Fortuitous Casting of Control
Awesome. Useful in just about any situation.
>Healing Conjuration
Good for obvious reasons
>Span of Magic and Law
Uh... am i fighting the Magic Mafia? Because if not...
>Villainous Chains of Dust
I'm assuming this makes functional chains out of dust, and not vice-versa. Useful either way.
>Working of Control Spirit
Can ghosts kill people in this setting?

>>14260024

>The Unholy Sorcery of the Destroyer

Holy shit that sounds ridiculous.

>>14260024

Commentary of what I got

Fortuitous Exorcism of Gold and Thorns

Bit literal but seems like I use gold to summon some sort of spiked ball? Have no idea what this does.

Negate Blood

Sounds necromantish, like making all the blood in living being harden/disappear. No effect on the undead of course.

The Candle of Flesh

Fire spell -- prolonged immolation of an enemy

The Cloak of Falsehood

Invisibility?

The Unholy Sorcery of the Destroyer

Clearing the room of pretty much every enemy at the cost of 60 percent of my health

So, necromancer?

Bear Control: Pretty awesome. Unlimited animal companions/mounts, as long as I can find em?

Create Weapons: Never unarmed, and I can sell shiny swords to people! . . . or make totally crazy impossible weapons.

Seduce Traveler: Umm . . well . . yeah. *Shifty eyes*

The Shackle of Thought: Either I turn off someone's ability to think, or use telekinesis to pin them?

Vorpal Beams: I SHOOT FRICKIN' LASERS OUT OF MY EYES THAT DECAPITATE PEOPLE! YEEEAAAAAAH!


I'm probably gonna survive . . . unless someone sneaks up on me. :(

>Divination of Flesh and Carnage
That right there is enough to win this adventure
>Evil Invocation of Conjure Ooze
well oozes are evil
>Forge Pits
I can make fake pits? wait regular pits? anywhere? awesome!
>Sadistic Kraken's Rite of Jump
ok so I get the sadistic Kraken's rite of blak part..but jump? some kind of curse where you die if you can't jump well enough?
>Unknowable Invocation of Cursing
Lovecraftian shit right here


I don't think i'm part of the adventure. I'm the main boss

Accursed Digging
Clever Dwarves' Exorcism of Caring
Constructors' Innocence
Glowing Beams
Vipers' Sanity

Looks like I'm all set to build my fortress of evil, built from ominously glowing I-beams and staffed by sentient vipers.

>Acidic Balls of Acid

Welcome to the Governmental Redundancy Department of Redundancy. Probably a useful spell though.

>Swords of Perfected Cold

Summons a blade that can freeze wounds, instantly causing frostbite. Pretty nice.

>The One Thousand Chants of the Meteoric Gems

This is what would happen if Meteor came from DBZ instead of Final Fantasy. So. Much. Fail.

>The Spiritual Exorcism of the Forbidden Animals

negates all forms of "summon Nature's Ally". not so great unless I'm fighting druids or some shit.

>Unspeakable Dreaming

"You. Coma. NOW!"

Assault of Bone and Sustenance
-Summons a hail of bones to strike the foe, draining their lifeforce and giving it to the caster.

Goblin Seeking
-The caster is aware of all goblins in 50 feet per caster level.

Just Titans' Ceremony of Ether
- This spell isn't for you. It's for Titans. If you are a titan, however, you get to tap into the ETHER. Eeeeether.

The Six Ceremonies of Metal Negation
- You may need to do six whole ceremonies to cast this, but you can make metal cease to be. "BBEG's tower is made of adamantite? NO PROBS. Just give me time for six ceremonies."

The Sword of Cursing
- Summons a sword. Maybe you wield it, maybe it floats around. I dunno. It curses people when it hits them.

>Archmagi' Mud Balls
i don't even but sounds mind shattering, my only question is are they salty?

>Curse of Deflect Gauntlets
ha try to hit or touch or steal from me now suckers

>Divination of Envenom Swords
all it takes is just one little cut and it is all over

>Questers' Family
LOL WAT? so do I have they as ransom or have I been screwing the adventurers wives back home and it really is my kid?

>Spans of Flame
watching the world burn

I feel like I got a good bunch of spells.

>Dancers' Motion

I imagine this would allow me to do all sorts of flips and tumbles like some sort of Kamen Rider.

>Illusion of Knowledge

I can make others think I am smart

>Mystical Hand of Sapphire

I imagine this is some sort of attack where my fist glows blue and I punch someone, like a reverse burning finger or something.

>Nomad's Air Circle

Some sort of magic compass

>The One Thousand Rituals of the Electrical Knives

I conjure up a bunch of electrical knives I guess.

>Calling of Frost
Fuck yeah Ice Mage!
>Negate Frost
FUCK YEAH ICE MAGE!
>Ritual of Mana and Health
Nice to have.
>Titans' Charm of Climbing
Walls are no obstacle
>Touch of Sludge
Ummm....ok?

>Ceremony of Compassion
>Chant of Seek Demon
>Divination of Conjure Fortune
>Dwarf Control
>The Skull of Pacing


yep im pretty screwed

>Conjuration of Transformation
Your spell calls forth a random creature and issues forth a polite request to the aforementioned creature to change its shape. Requests can/may be denied.
>Exceptional Charm of Wind
This one blows. DURR geddit.
>Slay Opener
Alien chestburster?
>Voidness Lances
You are now impaled. ON NOTHING.
>Witchery of Seek Eternal Dreamers
Detect epic stoner?

>Doomed Curse of Time and Greed
I guess I make a guy lose all his money over time? Meh.
>Exceptional Curse of Jump
So, Icarian Flight from Morrowind. mite be cool
>Fortuitous Traps of Wind
Tornadoes at will? Immobilisation is handy
>Screaming Spans
i don't even
>The Forbidden Evocation of the Conjurer
I think I win games with this spell

Endless Exorcism of the Clever Serpents
Evil Armors of Mud
Kill Snakes
The Spectral Illusion of the Archer
Three Chants of Gold

Right, well, plus side: I am /never/ going to have to worry about snakes ever.

Down side: My only magical armor is both mud and evil. It's evil mud. Dammit.

...At least I get gold out of it, though! Fuck yeah!

OKAY BITCHES, IT'S ON
LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE HE

>Screaming Divinities' Glamour of Strangulation
REDEAD GOD GONNA FUCK YOU UP IN A BALLGOWN
>Spectre's Divination of Carnage
MY GHOST BUDDY TELLS ME YOU'RE GONNA GET FUCKED

>Strong Balls
OF STEEL. STEEL. STEEL.

>The Armor of Swimmers
FUCK YEAH I uh...wait, what the shit? What is this, synchronized swimmers taped to me?

>The Bow of Undead
Does this mean this bow is MADE of undead, that it makes people it shoots into undead, or that it summons a dead Bow, or what?

Abyssimal Excellence
Fortuitous Tactics
The Eternal Rune of the Agile Dwarf
The Foul Exorcism of the Heavenly Slayers
The One Hundred Incatations of the Immovable Pit

I think I can get by on this.

Magic gods, go!

Angry Gibberer's Curse of Invisibility
- Not too sure here, gibbering seems like it might give away the fact you're invisible.

Greater Calling of Deflect Platinum
- Just in case people ever shoot platinum plated arrows at me.

Gush of Past Venom
- A flow of venom that that is past where it is the most toxic.

Orb of Sound
- An orb. That makes sounds.

The Mystic Hex of the Dreamers
- You, go to sleep now!

I'm pretty much screwed.

Any:
>Chant of Slay Charismatic Fish
Mermen beware
>Ethereal Lance of Mana
So I use my mana to make a lance? At least the Paladin will be happy.
>Jagged Span of Trickery
Pass this and be confused
>Minor Casting of Summon Journeyman
At least I can summon a party member when there are no mermen around.
>The One Thousand Chants of Dust Negation
Practical in desters.

Simple to Complex:
>Humanoids' Infertility
They may defeat me, but in the end I'm still victorius!
>Mana Absorbtion
I can't make this funny.
>Shooting Barrier of Magma
Oh fuck yes!
>Snares of Bone
None may escape from my magma!
>The Blasphemous Conjuration of Muck
What?

>Circle of Diamond and Hope
>Control Killers
>Lizard's Mud Gush
>Snake Summoning
>The Four Glamours of Haunter Killing

Hell, all I need is Control Killers and Snake Summonining and I can take anything.

Not sure if I'll need to kill any pokemon though. Unless the BBEG is a Haunter, in which case I'm golden.

>Acid Alteration
I suppose I could use this. Dilute acid, alter it to strong.

>Conjuration of Lightning
I can bolt shit with lightning, sweet.

>Divination of Call Ancient Viper
Summon wizened snakes? I suppose I could find something to do with this.

>Duplicate Candles
Less useful. I suppose I could save a couple of pennies.

>The Glove of Hatefulness
I have a glove made of hate. Wonderful.

>Immovable circle of nothing

Evil Air Ball (It's EEEEEvil!)
Glorified Wall of Diamond( Ok it's nearly invulnerable)
Demonic Glamour of the Red Shackle (Kinky.)
Lordly Victory (Heh, I win.)
The Divinations of Hellish Nothing ( This 8-ball is broken.)
The Lawful Sorcery of the Foul Ghosts
Unknowable Haunting
Hmm so necromancy and win game spells, I think I got this one.

Ceremony of Seduce Damned Angel
Electrical Assault of Sapphire
Hail of Instant Thought
Hex of Intoxication
Webs of Glorious Silver

taking another shot at this and i'm still ok

>Angel's Projection
So I can visit Heaven in astral form? Should be good for resting.

>Haunters' Ceremony of Measure
Should I need to measure anything, I got Ghost Pokemon to help me out!

>Ritual of Control Ruby
I hope I can find some rubies then.

>Shield Enlargement
Now THIS I can have fun with. Need a bridge? A wall? A... really big shield?

>The Blade of Time
Okay, NOW we're talking. Gonna pull some Prince of Persia shit.

Barrier of Perfect Darkness
Heat Arrows
Shivs of Ether
Ten Glamours of Mud
Voidness Alteration

fucking Ether Shivs man

Absorbs Building
>I can absorb buildings!

Divination of Slay Creator
>I can divine who killed the Creator!

Illuminated Venom Shields
>Illuminated Venom Shields

Incatation of Kill Final Caster
>I can kill the wizard who is about to cast the last spell in the world. I hope that spell wasn't supposed to save the world from the doom that caused this wizard to be the last wizard...

Royal Abjuration of Negate Diamond
>No diamonds for anyone!

Dancers' Lightning Bolt
>Do I have to dance to cast it? That would be troublesome.
Good Charm of the Thunderous Ladder
>A very loud ladder.
Negate Muck
>With all the muck spells that have been showing up, I must be some sort of PC killer.
Sly Constructors' Ritual of Courage
>Buff spell.
The Forty Rites of Gold Transformation
>Do I transform things into gold? Can I transform gold into random shapes? Well, there's forty rites, they all may do something different.

Cold Storms
>Sounds liek a decent attack
Flame Storms
>Huh thats pretty cool I guess
Runed Skulls of Light
>saves me money on torches and would look pretty badass
The Crown of Knowledge
>And I'm smart as well? This is pretty cool
Wondrous Illusion of Conjure Acid
>Not sure when I need to create an illusion of conjuring acid but I guess I could work it in somewhere...

Deadly Stone Arrow
>a more barbaric magic missile?
Endless Sigil of Kill Annihilator
>Damn everything is fucked now.
Endless Storms of Cold
>So everything has been endless kill annihlated and is now endlessly cold
Glammered Web of Stone
>how does this even?
The Thirty Charms of Strangler Control
>Wat

>Bear Control
>Charm of Amazon Summoning
>The Mace of Time
>The Ninety Ceremonies of Ghost Seduction
>The Snare of Casters

i win /tg/.

countless ghost blowjobs, a magical harem of musclegirls, a bear mount, a weapon that will beat the time out of you until you are either an old man or a BABBY, and an anti-wizard defense.

>Ancestral Invocation of Deflect Platinum
Uh, how many people are gunna come at me with platinum weps?

>Ritual of Become Cunning Sinners
A spell that allows me to rape, kill, steal, etc. And become a badass. im okay with this.

>The Gem of Undead
So I can become undead or summon the dead? That's gunan be awesome

>Unspeakable Incatation of Revealing and Greed
Uh........

>Vicious Opener's Rite of Health
okay then....

Charm of Force and Control
Endless Thought Gysers
The Chamber of Romance
The Divinations of Haunted Acid
The Sun of Gnomes

I think I'm fucking alright, actually.

>>14260616
Fucking solid, dude!

Royal Exorcism of Displacement
Seek Humanoid
Speakers' Ice Bolts
The Spectral Ritual of the Mystical Leaders
Wonderful Wind Beams

Yeah. I think this is gonna work. Though I'm gonna manage to offend church, state and nature in the process.

Fiery Hail of Blood

I like my odds

>Nets of Muck
You can't move mother fucker

>Runed Spans of Disruption
dispel magic ?

>Shield of Greater Purity
Nice

>The Knife of Everburning
EVERBURING !!!

>Ultimate Slime Lances
Combo with muck nets , fuck year!


So your covered in a net , made of muck btw. a slime lace tied you to a tree , now i'm going to stab you repeatedly with a EVERBURING KINFE

>The Candle of Sand
- Probably Gives me the ability to turn to sand or control it or something.

>Queen's Infinite Sigil of Thorns
- Creates thorns and such, seems like a nice binding spell

>Death Negation
-Forever alive

>Time Deflection
-Forever young along with forever alive? That's nice.

>Summon Caring Arch-angel
-Forever alive with a caring angel. That's also nice.

It feels pretty eternal bros.

Divination of Seek Good Fish
Charm of Become Bear
The Hole of Barbarism
Exorcism of Control Distant Cat
Bear Slaying


FUCK!!!!

>>Sigil of Negate Earth

>>Well, either it makes holes or lets me fly. Earth >>elementals are probably fucked either way.

Dude, Helicopters come with this one standard.

>>Cleric's Curse of Gender-reversal and Sadness: Congrats you can turn people into emos

Now for mine.

>>Absorbs Sneaking.
Useful for stealing from a place as long as I time my efforts to coincide with a cat burgalar, admittedly they will be caught

>>Angel's Dexterity
Can I fly or can I do yoga?

>> Hail of Bone
Attack spell or minor inconvenience to the subjects but disastrous for cemetery care takers?

>>Jagged Bolts
Either I use lightning or I'm a fuckin walking ballista

>>Storm of Nothing
Weather Control? Illusion? Plot concept for Never Ending Story?

>>Wonderful Exorcism of Kill Dragon
>>Chant of Summon Creator
>>Ethereal Sigil of Conjure Time
>>Worldly Casting of Become Archmagi
>>Otherworldly Divination of Become Demon
I guess we're starting at epic levels.. right?

>Creators' Insanity
A sort of mindcrush?

>Fields of Energy
This will come in handy.

>Titans' Gush of Acid
Awesome.

>Rite of Chameleon Calling
Seems sort of useless, but I guess it's
>Chameleon Seduction
What?

>Agile Feline's Curse of Cold
My familiar is a cat and can curse people with cold

>eepin Minkowski
I'm a russian and my "class" is actually called eepin
>Alter Frost
as long as my cat's curse it's just the flu this is kinda awesome. ICE STATUES EVERYWHERE

>Ceremony of Absorbs Falsehood
Detect lies

>Sea Serpents' Honor
Shit... I read honor like oglaf means it... So I summon giant sea serpents wang....Or it's an artifact...

>Speaker's Touches of Water
Create water? And can curse it to cold? And can alter frost...

I'M THE BEST ICE MAGE EVER! that carries a serpents wang as a staff I guess

Ceremony of Insanity
Clean Staves
Insect Control
Mystic Chain of Light
The Torch of Bears

So, basically, everywhere I go shall become chaos, with plagues of insects and bears running through brightly lit streets filled with the criminally unstable.

But hey, at least my staves will be clean. ^,^
I'm going to call this a win.

>Hands of Killing
I FEAR NO EVIL FOR I AM FEAR INCARNATE

>>14260712 Fuck yes summon, then fuck chameleons

>>Eternal Wind Spheres
Sounds fun. Can I ride them? Throw them?
>>Health Conjuration
Okay, looks like I can heal which is neat I must be a cler
>>Infamous Beaters' Divination of Sneaking
I sneak into the girl's locker room and masturbate, don't I?
>>Jagged Cloud
Sounds horrible. Fuck you, I cut you.
>>The Blessed Hex of the Cruel Human
I am an asshole, too. Here's some more jagged cloud.

I should just blow girls dresses and skirts up with wind and sneak into locker rooms to beat off, and if I get caught I shower people with scraps of metal and glass and call them names.
If I get hurt I just heal and get ripped like Master Roshi.

>Charm of Gender-reversal
Who wishes to be the little girl?
>Cloud of Exceptional Lava
LAVA FROM THE SKY!
>Nets of Dire Enchantment
I hope they're enchanted against lava.
>The Gate of Demons
I don't have much faith that they'll be too willing to help me.
>The Robe of Diamond
That sounds uncomfortable.

Mix the little girl charm with the demon gate, infinite succubi!

Call Innocent Messiah
>Crystal Dragon Jesus, be a bro.
Hex of Become Berserkers
>RAGE.
The Infinite Charms of Metal Control
>Your swords are not pretzels.
The Wondrous Charm of Heat
>Burn, baby, burn.
Viper Control
>Suddenly snakes.

>Ceremony of Slay Haunted Sea Serpents
I can kill ghost sea serpents, fuck yeah!
>Divine Sorcery of Voidness
I can create black holes, fuck yeah!
>Glorious Illusion of Control Light
I can control light, fuck yeah!
>Ritual of Hypnotise Charismatic Sea Serpent
I can control sea serpents, fuck yeah!
>Time Negation
I can control time, fuck yeah!


Yeah, i think I can handle anything.