That looks just like my girlfriend

100 Insanity Points.

>>14352827
Vorpal blade counts as power weapon or Daemon weapon

You know what a really scary thing about Alice is?

She heals sanity damage by KILLING PEOPLE and consuming their meta-essence. And she can generate weapons out of nothing by sheer willpower.

Those red and blue bars by the side of the screen? Those weren't health and mana, son. The red one is her sanity, and the blue one is willpower.

And you get both back by murdering the fuck out of everything that steps in your way.

Shit, Alice routinely summons DAEMONS TO DO HER BIDDING by tossing three dice on the ground.

>>14352951
Oh god, why does that only make me like her more?

Let's see.

After her Vorpal Blade, she has her playing cards.

These are actually homing weapons, so there should be a +10 or +20 to her BS when using them, and they each deal 1d10+3 Rending damage, but they also have the Tearing quality, and she can throw as many as three per round.

Or she can use them as a shotgun.

>>14352951
>Ihavethewierdestboner.jpg

>>14352971
>>14352988
Let's not forget she literally goes into Daemon Prince mode, during which she grows horns out of her head and spine, and has a ridiculous damage multiplier for a while.

As the Cheshire Cat puts it, "How fine you look when dressed in rage! Your enemies are fortunate that your condition is not permanent. And you're lucky too: red eyes suit so few."

Alpha Psyker. Her hallucinations = your reality.

Khorne = Queen of Hearts

>>14353008
>she literally goes into Daemon Prince mode, during which she grows horns out of her head and spine, and has a ridiculous damage multiplier for a while.

>>14352835
you are a lucky man

>>14352835
pics needed

>see amulet
>mfw I realize Alice's spiritual liege

>>14353078
She is rowboats leige

>>14353078
Holy. Shit.

I never realized.

>>14352951
Chosen of Khaine.

>>14353008
any videos?

>>14353065
Is there any way to un-solarise a picture?

>>14353078
her face when

>>14353078
Omegan

Twin brother of Alpharious

>>14353127
photoshop?

>>14353185
no, SHE IS ALPHARUS

>>14352951

"Every picture tells a story. Sometimes we don't like the ending. Sometimes we don't understand it."
Cheshire.

>>14353127
Just post her in solar form.

Also?

Alice has a Deadtime Watch that can stop time.

During that time, everything is frozen except her. And you can hit enemies all you want, and they won't appear damaged.

Except, when time restarts, ALL the damage they suffered while time was stopped is put together into one instant, typically causing an extremely messy explosion of blood as they're turned into a fine red mist.

"I want you to do just one more thing for me...
Would you die for me please...?"

>>14353277
Solar form?
not OP

>>14353277
I also can't find the cable that connects my phone to pc.
I searched my room and found a box of Khorne Berzerkers though.
I'm trying /tg/, I am!!

>>14353299
According to >>14352835 and >>14353127, an anon's girlfriend looks like Alice, but he only has solarised pictures of her.

>>14353351
oh, i thought it was from the game
Anywhere i can get the game without going into triple figures?

>>14353364
Play.com has the game for £25 pounds, which is about $40.

>>14352951
>PEOPLE
Those are figments of her imagination.

>>14353346
Can I have them? I love those heads and chainaxes. Great for IW conversions.

>>14353397 He means in general.
She was them as people... demented as they be.

>>14353402
If you live in the UK.
I'm not paying to ship something overseas.

Bump

>>14353461
I was joking, but it's a moot point. Chaos player?

Also, how'd you stat the Cat?

>>14353519
The Deceiver

>>14353551

>>14353615
Hate to admit it but the chap is right.

>>14353519
I was planning on playing chaos, never got past my Vindicator, Defiler and lone Obliterator.
Pic related is my gf at her least solarisey.
She looks more the OPs pic when her face doesn't look like it's been squashed into a sheet of plastic.

>>14353652
I suppose.

>>14353652
you're right

>>14353551
>Nowitallmakessense.jpg

>>14353696
Keep this thread bumped for 20 hours or so and I'll crush your doubt with a vertical, less solarised picture.
Like this one but less solarised hair everywhere
(don't rage, I'm not naive enough to actually think /tg/ will do this)

And now I have a hankering to play the game....
Too bad my discs are in storage at my folks place and last time I tried to use it, since It has no offical patches to be used with current (Xp/vista) OS it gets screwed over graphically.

Let me pull my archives...

>>14353390
£25? Far too much. It's a very old game and easily obtainable by other means. I highly recommend playing it; great atmosphere, unnerving music, wonderful level design and art direction for the most part.

>>14353890
>>14353824
I believe it's avilable for free.... just google the game's name, American McGee's Alice.

>>14353890
The sequel seems to take it to another level.
Cannot wait.

>>14353874
more...

You have insanity points? We all have insanity points here?

Well, the rank system doesn't really fit, so maybe wait until the rankless Black Crusade comes out.

>>14353926

>>14354041
Hmm who knows

bumperu

What is it about insanity that is so attractive to the popular culture?

>>14355054

morbid curiosity. you just can't help but stare.

Schmupp

An Alice thread?

What have you done?

The best picture.

I can imagine The Mad Hatter as a Iron Warrior or greater daemon they summon.

Never played it, myself.
Don't know how to go about getting my hands on a copy.

There is a lets play here: http://lparchive.org/American-McGees-Alice/

disturbing as all hell

Okay, wait. I think this could work. I am not all that deep into 40k, but I play a little Dark Heresy.

So we just use some ship who opened a rift to the Chaos, but miserably failed on the very moment the rift opened. By some shit (lolchaos) the rift spawns some creature of Chaos, a rabbit running through space, always too late.

Alice, a rich spoiled brat stuck in the transition between child and woman flies around the emptiness of space aimlessly and bored, playing a game of "Hide and Pinpoint location" with her friend when she first sees the rabbit.

You can do the rest, I'm at work and I don't want my boss to see this crazy shit.

bimp

Bump

>>14360034
what's this from?

last bemp from me.

Alice thread?
on MY /tg/?
don't mind if i do