commit heresy!

>>14441655
BE APRIL FOOLS.

also press red button.

Whimper soflty

>>14441655
Search for walls, search for lightswitch on walls.

AM I IN A BOX?
I BETTER NOT BE IN A BOX.

>>14441680
>also press red button.
Ah, there we go.
Daisy can see now.

turn on lantern before the fucking grue gets us

I'M IN A FUCKING BOX. I KNEW IT.
Whelp, better press all those shiny buttans!

Try to look out those holes.
(assuming those are air holes?)

Push the blue button. Wait. If nothing happens, push the green one.

>>14441757
Actually, belay that. Look out the holes first.

NO. FUCK YOU WEAVER. DON'T APRIL FOOLS IT.

GOD DAMNIT WEAVER

Press the PURPLE button.

>>14441761
>>14441767
But what if...

Guys, listen

What if...

This is a REAL game, and the April Fools is that it's a fake game, like you'd expect it to be.

I CAST MAGIC MISSILE

>>14441760
>>14441753
Daisy scoots around and tries to look out the AIR HOLES, but there is a fine wire mesh over them. She can't see anything.
Fresh air blows quietly in through these holes.

Wait, was Daiy a dog? This is very important for the rampant fanart soon inbound

Cast Frotz on Grue

Dammit daisy, just poke the buttons.
The Blue, then the green then the purple.

>>14441865

This.

Just push buttons I mean we might just flood ourselves here.

YOU HAVE TO RUN THIS WHEN I'M LENTING FROM PLAYING GAMES

EVEN IF IT'S AN APRIL FOOL'S THING FUCK YOU WEAVER.

...carry on though, don't mind me.

>>14441900

>lenting

Welp, there's your problem right there.

>mfw more Metal Glen

Daisy presses the BLUE button.
Water begins to flood in from the air holes!

Pull that tab thingy. It looks way more promising than the buttons.

>>14441923
...
Well, now i feel bad.

QUICKLY. PRESS THE OTHER BUTTONS WHILST YOU CAN STILL BREATHE

>>14441886
>Just push buttons I mean we might just flood ourselves here.

Be careful what you wish for, my friend.

>>14441923
SONUVABITCH

Try to open that LATCH looking thing near the buttons

PRESS ANYTHING ELSE

>>14441923
Okay, now just press the red button, close your eyes, and go to sleep.

Crap, press the green button.

>>14441945
This. Try to use the LATCH.

QUICK DRINK ALL THE WATER

>>14441923
>water begins to flood in from the air holes
>air holes

DAMMIT, NOTCH

Daisy pulls the latch, and the top swings up to open air.

Press the blue button again and see if it turns off the water.

>>14441962
>>14441945
3rding this, also try pushing the BLUE BUTTON again.

I hope we're in the ocean. GET OUT OF THE BOX (maybe)

>>14441983
Escape box before you become a prime contestant for a Wet T-Shirt contest.

Also inspect exterior of box for possible source of water.

>>14441983
Quick, close the leaks somehow before the boat sinks!

Take off all your clothes and plug the holes.

>>14441923
PUSH BUTTONS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!

>>14441983
Get out of box. Look around What see?

Splash around in the water and have some fun

Awesome! Let's go up and out and see where we are. Also try pushing the other buttons to see if they stop the water. You don't want the thing flooding the room after you get out!

>>14442017

No effect!

>>14441983
Get out of the box. Investigate surroundings. Don't die.

Touch yourself, you're already wet.

I've seen this kind of scenario somewhere... can't remember where or when though.

how cold is the water? also where is my "turn on the damn lights"

Daisy emerges into the room.
This place is strange and unfamiliar.

Try to open the other cabinets.

>>14442116

VENTURE THROUGH YONDER PORTAL.

>>14442116
Weaver goddamnit don't be trolling.

Investigate the lockers.

Open all the lockers! Loot all the contents!

Use the top of your box as a sled.

>>14442116
OHSHITIREMEMBERTHIS.

>>14442116
Shit in the locker and cluck like a chicken

Call out for Ace, your lover.

>>14442116
Hey they fixed the floor. Or this is A PREQUAL.

Inspect the open wiring behind you.

>>14442116
INVESTIGATE the LOCKERS.

Daisy attempts to open the lockers which are in ordered number.
But there are no handles on the outside, and no visible means of opening them. They're sealed tight.

>>14442116
>whatthefuckisthatsybol.jpg


Check the cabinet full of WIRES that we presumably fell out of, try to collect some without electrocuting self.

>>14442182
Bash head against lockers in frustration

>>14442182
Examine the weird symbol on that pipe

>>14442182
Go back and experiment with the buttons in your box. First press the blue button. If it stops the water, press the green one.

GO LEFT!

Where'd the water come from? AS A PHYSICIST THIS CONCERNS ME

>>14442182
Oh shit. Investigate eldritch glyph.

How exactly did water flood into the box?

I mean, I know it got in through the air holes, but its still a strange, as there are no pipes leading into the sides of the box.

>>14442116
Look in the next room.

>F5 F5 F5 F5

I LOVE you Weaver but THE FUCKING MLG IS GOING LIVE ANY MINUTE WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING.

>>14442241
MLG?

you are eaten by a grue. continue yes/no

>>14442197
Wait... YEAH what the hell! where was that water coming from!

Daisy checks the next room.
A metal door slams shut behind her.

>>14442267
LOOK at the pulsing wall-vein. Don't touch it, though.

>>14442267
Inspect the door under the red cross symbol. Try to open it.

>>14442267
Lick fleshy growth.

>>14442267
Does Daisy remember anything before waking up in the locker? Anything at all?

I WARNED YOU ABOUT METAL GLEN BRO!!!

I TOLD YOU DOG!

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>>14442287
IT TASTES BAD

oh jesus blood vein wall
Sure are cutting to the chase...

Is there something stuck in it?

>>14442267
PRESS [I] FOR INVENTORY

>>14442267
What is that opening on the wall-vein? Is it an eye? A mouth? A lesion?

>>14442267
Oh Jesus. Can we go through the door closest to us avoiding that hungry flesh as much as possible?

Go into the door on the right.

Don't bother looking around. You'll just get involved in weird puzzle shit. Sit down and masturbate instead.

>>14442310
But there could be cameras watching

Daisy inspects the strange RED GROWTH on the pedestal. The strange plant almost appears to be growing a mouth, bearing something that resembles a row of uneven, narrow teeth.

The door with the red cross over it doesn't open. A scorched black mark is the only evidence a doorknob was ever there.

>>14442320
Climb ladder.

Let's go see if there's an ELEMENTAL PLANE OF TEETH beyond those double doors yet.

well, three other exits to try I guess.

Up to Daisy

PRESS [I] FOR INVENTORY

>>14442320

Investigate the square thing over the other door.

>>14442320
Wait, is that pedestal a computer?
Do we have anything to feed the RED GROWTH?

>>14442320

Look carefully down stairs.

>>14442320

That means it's time to go down the stairs.

That or stick Daisy's fist into the plant thing's mouth. I see nothing but good results coming from that.

>>14442320
Go back and open the door on the right.

awesome prank. i was so fucking pissed off for a second that this shit was back

>>14442320
Poke it in the eye.

Can you punch through the scortch mark and see into the red cross room?

Check the door on the right.

The RED GROWTH suddenly writhes and twitches, and makes a strange sound -- like a hoarse exhalation.

The 'mouth' twitches and the lips pull back, revealing the teeth further.
It's almost like it's in pain.

Say "Hi, I'm Daisy."

Freak out a little bit.

Then try the right hand door.

>>14442403
Make out with it.

>>14442403

It probably is in pain. Fetch some Aspirin from the Red Cross rom

oh god what if it's one of the other subjects?

How about you step away

>>14442440

This

>>14442403
In pain?
Okay, we need to understand this thing better, but I don't think we're going to do that by standing around and gawking at it.
See if you can KICK IN the RED CROSS DOOR. If you can't, CLIMB the LADDER.

examine what it is growing on

>>14442403
Wellthatwasverynicehowaboutwegolookattheotherexibits... NOW?

>>14442403

Not much we can do now, but... give it a soothing pat on the least dangerous looking area.

Then proceed to inspect the box(?) room, if accessible.

>>14442369

Wait for the crazy mouth to start screaming and biting at you: THEN decide what to do.

>>14442403
Bite it before it bite you.

Feed on it, we've been in that Box for long enough, we're hungry we're eating that Teeth Bastard before he grow leg and eat us.
Let's feast on him and help him with his suffering at the same time !

>>14442466
I wonder what our superpower is. Ruby had GIRLISH FIGURE and Tom had MANLY PHYSIQUE. Maybe Daisy has TEAR SHIT UP.

>>14442475
That or "FREAK OUT AT THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION"

>>14442419
>Make out with it.


U-...

U-...
Uguu~

>>14442516
Well Fuck.
I didn't expect that, our superpower is MATE WITH EVERYTHING.

Once we're done with the Teeth Fucker. We're fuck the door up.

Good job.

>>14442516
Wow

>>14442516
Weaver, you made my day.

This quest is now the best quest.

>>14442516
Live happily ever after.

>>14442526
We are a 17th level bard.

That...but...I don't...
WHAT WOULD STITCHES THINK?!
Don't betray his particulate love, Daisy!

At first I was "WEAVER OH WOW"
>>14442516
And then I was all "WEAVER WTF"

>>14442516
Snap out of your daydream fantasy and serious the fuck up.

>>14442516
DAISY and MOUTH THING will do great things to each other. I mean, with. With each other. It's to Daisy what Tom was to Ruby

Get out of biting range and attempt to examine the box.

>>14442539
>Live Happily Ever After

♥~Yatta~♥

EXAMINE the warning label on the PEDESTAL.

>>14442584
Well played.

>>14442584
BWAHAHHAHAAH

Happy April Fool's Day!

>students, ightstab
WAT

My face.

>>14442584
This was great, someone screencap all this shit.

Now, we just wait for a drawfag and the obligatory angrymarine version.

>>14442584
You know just how to touch us Weaver, you magnificent bastard.

>>14442665
Please touch us more.

For the next hour I'll be answering any questions you may still have about RubyQuest.

All right.
Well if no one has any questions I'll just leave the remainder of the story a mystery.

weaver no

>>14444264
>>14444911
wait wait I have a question

how did you escape the coal mine and lung cancer?

>>14444911
Goddamn it.

Oh well I didn't really have any questions anyway.

what did ruby and tom's babies look like?

GET BACK HERE YOU TIT NO FAIR SAGING THAT POST
I HAVE ALL OF THE QUESTIONS

Who drew that picture in your last post?
Did Ruby and Tom live happily ever after?
What was with that weird dream when ruby passed out and Red, like, opened reality with the round jade eye thingey. (fuck I can't remember what anything was called anymore)
Is Daisy quest ever gonna happen for realsies?
How about more Dungeon Denizens?
What's your sign?
How much does a ton of feathers weigh?
What would you say influenced Ruby Quest the most?
Who was your favorite character in Ruby Quest? Why?
Who was the most fun to write? To draw?
Any tips for anyone who wants to quest?

>iaters successful
I'll say, captcha.

Did they have threesomes?

>>14444990
Maybe.

>>14445128
Do you ever intend to do a serious quest for us again, or are you going to stay on tgchan?

>Queenie oncomp

Also was the Receptionist Queenie? Since some of the others are from Animal Crossing.

>>14445460
He did that thing with the monsters in the dungeon not to long ago here and said that it would happen again. That's not serious as in "no fun allowed" but it was serious in the sense that it was seriously an actual quest, which is probably the most you'll get out of Weaver.

Nook cried for his mother when Ace was coming for them at the end

Who is Nook's mother?

Whatever happened to NanQuest?

>>14445460

The receptionist was Bella

>>14445128
Nice.