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    8 KB Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)02:26 No.14784073  
    Your sex life in three magic cards.
    >Lay Bare
    >Growth Spasm
    >Gratuitous Violence
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)02:28 No.14784097
    >>14784073
    >Unnatural Predation
    >Tangle Sap
    >Sleep
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)02:30 No.14784118
    >Lure of Prey
    >Doubling Season
    >Endless Scream
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)02:32 No.14784138
    >Drag Down
    >Cancel
    >Path to Exile
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)02:32 No.14784147
    >Morbid Plunder
    >Giant Growth
    >Ichor Explosion
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)02:33 No.14784149
    >Plated Slagwurm
    >Giant's Growth
    >Titanic Ultimatum
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)02:33 No.14784153
    >Altar of Shadows
    >Swamp
    >Swamp
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)02:33 No.14784154
    >Diabolic Tutor
    >Aggravated Assault
    >Impulsive Maneuvers
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)02:34 No.14784160
    >Terror
    >Terror
    >Terror
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)02:34 No.14784163
    mandatory forever alone

    >Denying Wind
    >Journey to Nowhere
    >Silence
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)02:34 No.14784167
    >>14784160
    I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)02:35 No.14784169
    >Lay Bare
    >Traumatic Visions
    >Induce Despair
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)02:35 No.14784174
    >Browse
    >Unearth
    >White Sun's Zenith
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)02:35 No.14784176
    >mana burn
    >serra angel
    >stasis
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)02:36 No.14784178
    Dreamborn muse
    Mesmeric Orb
    Gaea's Blessing
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)02:36 No.14784182
    >Dark Ritual
    >Blazing Archon
    >Tranquility
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)02:37 No.14784192
    >Alluring siren
    >Booby trap
    >Traumatize
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)02:38 No.14784193
    >Explosive Revelation
    >Disaster Radius
    >Near-Death Experience
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)03:02 No.14784234
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    >Anthem of Rakdos
    >Anthem of Rakdos
    >Anthem of Rakdos
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)03:57 No.14784592
    Strip Bare
    Tunnel Ignus
    Gush
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)04:02 No.14784634
    >Binding Grasp
    >Hammer of Ruin
    >Leave No Trace
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)10:48 No.14787107
    >Predatory Nightstalker
    >Elephant Ambush
    >Stifle
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:00 No.14787176
    >Twiddle
    >Empty the Warrens
    >Wipe Clean
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:01 No.14787178
    >Innocent Blood
    >Shock
    >Painful Memories
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:05 No.14787212
    >Earthbind
    >Force of Nature
    >Gratuitous Violence
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:09 No.14787228
    >Giant Growth
    >Giant Growth
    >Day of Judgment
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:10 No.14787238
    >> Reclusive Wight
    >> Solitary Confinement
    >> Sleep

    I'm asexual
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:11 No.14787243
    >Giant Growth
    >Rakdos Ickspitter
    Rakdos the Defiler
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:12 No.14787246
    >Child of Alara
    >Harmless Assault
    >Prison Term
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:13 No.14787251
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    >>14787176
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:13 No.14787253
    >Chastity
    >Chastity
    >Chastity
    >> souseiseki !LLUxQinvso 05/02/11(Mon)11:14 No.14787258
    >force of will
    >stroke of genius
    >mox pearl
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:15 No.14787261
    >>14787253
    That's not a card, try again.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:16 No.14787269
    >>Deranged Hermit
    >>Sheep (token card)
    >>Bond of Agony
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:18 No.14787282
    >Dazzling Beauty
    >Serra's Embrace
    >Deep-Slumber Titan

    Not funny, I just love my girlfriend. (The slumbering Titan is me...)
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:18 No.14787286
    >Nest Invader
    >Rapacious One
    >Corpsehatch
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:19 No.14787292
    >Protective Bubble
    >Bursting Beebles
    >Cradle of Vitality
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:20 No.14787299
    >>14784192
    a/s/l?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:21 No.14787306
    >Ivory Tower
    >Thrashing Wumpus
    >Obliterate
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:25 No.14787329
    I <3 you /tg/...

    you make me smile
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:25 No.14787330
    Unglued
    > City of Ass
    > Eyes of the Watcher
    > Rod of Spanking

    Legit
    > Safe Passage
    > Mudhole
    > Horror of Horrors
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:27 No.14787342
    >Solitary Confinement
    >Quiet Disrepair
    >Rusted Relic
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:27 No.14787345
    >>14787282
    You two are so good for one another!

    A 9/9 flier vigilance with its main disadvantage mostly dealt with? Not bad at all.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:28 No.14787349
    Congrats, /tg/, this is the best thread on 4chan right now.

    Also, my three:
    >coercion
    >giant growth
    >raging goblin
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:29 No.14787360
    >Island
    >Island
    >Counterspell
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:30 No.14787362
    >One with nothing
    >Ivory Tower
    >Terror
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:31 No.14787367
    >Shatterstorm.

    :(
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:32 No.14787378
    >mana flare
    >infernal spawn of evil
    >chaos confetti
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:34 No.14787387
    >Cull the weak
    >Domination
    >Volcanic Geyser
    bdsm 4 life
    Also, haven't played magic since forever. choise of cards might give that away i suppose
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:35 No.14787390
    >>14787360

    Thats almost poetic... :(
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 05/02/11(Mon)11:36 No.14787400
    I'm reading this thread in the gaming club at my college.

    Me
    >Sinkhole
    >Plunge into Darkness
    >Befoul

    Geoff
    >Counterspell
    >Giant Growth
    >Isocron Septer
    Also Geoff
    >Little Girl (Apparently a real card)
    >Puncturing Light
    >Arrest

    Jacob
    >Solitary Confinement
    >Twiddle
    >Bone Flute

    Also Jacob
    >Peek
    >Baring Glory
    >Arrest

    Liekely more to come after the aftertoon rush of people comes in.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:36 No.14787401
    >Giant Growth
    >Empty the Catacombs
    >Wipe Away
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:37 No.14787403
    >Jace the Mind Sculptor
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:42 No.14787432
    >Wurmcoil
    >Endless Scream
    >Bayou
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:43 No.14787444
    >Shackless
    >Vampire's Bite
    >Tremor

    I like it rough.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:46 No.14787461
    >>14787400
    Haven't read all of the thread, but you guys are bringing the comedy and I like it...
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:49 No.14787482
    > An-Havva Inn
    > Sleeping Potion
    > Take Possession
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 05/02/11(Mon)11:50 No.14787494
    >>14787400

    Jacob is being anal about this
    >Barren Glory*
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:50 No.14787496
    >>14787461
    Read a bit more and... this thread is full of win.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:52 No.14787514
    >Basic Land
    >Basic Land
    >Basic Land

    >Boring and nothing special
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:54 No.14787528
    >Disentomb
    >Unholy Strength
    >Excommunicate
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:56 No.14787546
    >One With Nothing
    >Wurmcalling
    >Mana Leak
    >> Command Squad !8CHDJ3c6tQ 05/02/11(Mon)11:57 No.14787555
    >>14787400

    Jacob
    >Cover of Darkness
    >Sneak Attack
    >Go for the Throat
    Jacob is taking to these like fish to water.
    >Chance encounter
    >Garza Zol, Plague Queen
    >Blight Mamba

    Me
    >Tower Above
    >Cold Snap
    >Shrink
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)11:57 No.14787556
    >Liliana's caress
    >Garruk's Companion
    >Jace's Erasure
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)12:08 No.14787674
    >shock
    >morbid hunger
    >terror
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)12:27 No.14787847
    As my knowledge of individual Magic The Gathering cards is limited, I will replace my three magic cards with three elite skills from Guild Wars.

    >Primal Rage
    >Earth Shaker
    >"Victory Is Mine!"

    Alternatively replace "Victory Is Mine!" with "Coward!" and Earth Shaker with Triple Chop.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)12:27 No.14787848
    sex the first week usually
    >Head games
    >Might of oaks
    > Bust/boom

    last GF
    >blood celebrant
    >bloodlust
    >Gaea's embrace

    now
    >exile
    >bound in silence
    >Insidious Dreams
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)13:05 No.14788203
    Meddling Kids
    Force of Savagery
    Innocent Blood
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)13:16 No.14788321
    >Black Lotus
    >Channel
    >Fireball

    More appropriate than I'd have thought.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)13:18 No.14788344
    >Black Lotus
    >Channel
    >Fireball
    >> Espagnoll !/5aJFFL8RI 05/02/11(Mon)13:20 No.14788368
    >Hypnotic specter
    >Mind funeral
    >Haunting echoes.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)13:20 No.14788369
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    This thread is going places.

    >Confiscate
    >Stuffy Doll
    >The Cheese Stands Alone
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)13:21 No.14788379
    >>14788203
    there's a card called meddling kids? I don't know if that's awesome or lame.
    Does anyone have a picture of it?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)13:22 No.14788399
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    >>14788379
    When in doubt, it's probably unglued or unhinged.
    Also, check them up on Gatherer so you can do it yourself, bro.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)13:23 No.14788405
    >Musician
    >Ravaging Horde
    >Preferred Selection
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)13:23 No.14788409
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    First time (prostitute):
    Bloodlust
    Destructive Force
    Land Tax

    from there on:
    Charisma
    Knowledge Exploitation
    Peace of Mind
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)13:24 No.14788419
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    >>14787400
    >Little Girl (Apparently a real card)
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)13:26 No.14788441
    >Alluring Siren
    >Nemesis Trap
    >Evacuation

    also grey bordered cards are from the joke sets
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)13:27 No.14788447
    >Gitaxian Probe
    >Exclusion Ritual
    >Despise
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)13:28 No.14788457
    >Black Lotus
    >Channel
    >Fireball
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)13:31 No.14788506
    >post link on Cockatrice chat
    >told about rule 1 and mentioning /b/

    wat
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)13:35 No.14788532
    >Psychosis Crawler
    >Teferi's Puzzlebox
    >Terror

    Shit, why can't I ever find someone who isn't crazy?
    >> Yo Ho !wJrf1yPhW6 05/02/11(Mon)13:37 No.14788553
    >Uncle Ivan
    >Giant Growth
    >Terror
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)13:38 No.14788563
    >Twiddle
    >Acidic Slime
    >Terror
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)13:39 No.14788572
    Testing a theory. Three random cards from Gatherer:
    >Fork
    >Hill Giant
    >Incremental Blight

    Painful to think about ._.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/11(Mon)13:47 No.14788644
    >Quest for Ancient Secrets
    >Seize the Initiative
    >Swat



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