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  • File : 1310842555.png-(218 KB, 310x480, Abaddass.png)
    218 KB Abaddon Quest Reloaded OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)14:55 No.15601954  
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15590031/
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15593949/
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15596109/

    You are Ezekyle Abaddon. The Despoiler, the Warmaster of Chaos, Son of Horus and leader of the Black Legion. You are also one seriously badass motherfucker.

    You have recently rallied many of the champions of Chaos (Kharn, Doomrider, Typhus, Lucius, Ahriman, Araghast) and have launched the 14th Black Crusade.

    This crusade is different however, as for this one you have gone back to in time. To kill the Emperor as a child.

    At your dispose you have your Crusading armada and allied champions, as well as many Black Legion servants/marines and a handful of Jokaero. Along with your signature weapons you have two bionic arms, one of which is possessed by Sindri's daemonic essence and has been modified by the Jokaero to act like a power fist. Your codpiece is also possessed by Araghast.

    Currently your drop pods are descending upon ancient Terra. However, groups of Eldar fighters have been intercepting the planetfall. You are now freefalling through the skies of Terra with fighter craft and drop pods all around. The crewmen of the Vengeful Spirit inform you the Jokaero multilasers are massed and ready to fire.

    What now, glorious warmaster?

    (rolls are 1d100 with higher being better, and any rolls of 66, 77, 88, or 99 will result in that action being chosen above all and "enhanced", as it has clearly been blessed by the Dark Gods)
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)14:57 No.15601962
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    >mf
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)14:58 No.15601970
    rolled 59 = 59

    FIRE THE MULTILASERS
    DESTROY THE ELDAR
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)14:58 No.15601971
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>15601954

    "FIRE!"

    Whatever happened to MINDBULLETS out the side of the pod?
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)14:59 No.15601977
    rolled 28 = 28

    Make Sindri arm fire more MIND BULLETS
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:00 No.15601987
    rolled 98 = 98

    >>15601954
    Look after Eldar's leader. Can love bloom on battlefield?
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:00 No.15601990
    rolled 30 = 30

    Grab onto an eldar fighter and hijack it.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:00 No.15601993
    abaddon's first name is Easy Kyle?
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:01 No.15601995
    rolled 81 = 81

    >>15601987

    hoboyherewego.png
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:02 No.15602006
    rolled 15 = 15

    TACTICAL SIMULTANEOUS OFFENSIVE AND DEFENSIVE MULTILASER STRIKES
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:03 No.15602013
    rolled 59 = 59

    OST
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-oVhTOymeA
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:04 No.15602014
    rolled 35 = 35

    Fire more drop pods
    Crush the eldar planes with them
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/16/11(Sat)15:04 No.15602017
    rolled 79 = 79

    When we find the future Emperor, how about we corrupt him insted of killing him?
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:06 No.15602032
    >mfw when /tg/ can make Abbadon infinitely more competent.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:06 No.15602039
    rolled 34 = 34

    Command the Jokaero to shoot at the Eldar fags
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:07 No.15602050
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>15602017

    Nonsense! We'll have the Jokaero turn him into a banana with their sage like wisdom.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:07 No.15602053
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>15602017

    But that would mean that the Galaxy would just burn, not cease to exist.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)15:08 No.15602055
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    >>15601987
    You try to spot the leader of the Eldar attack force but you cannot tell the fighters apart from one another.

    Several more drop pods are shot with energy lances and are destroyed. A voice breaks over the vox. "My lord, the multilasers are prepped for firing. Just give us the command."
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:09 No.15602061
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>15602055

    DO IT.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:10 No.15602072
    rolled 82 = 82

    ALLOW FOR MULTIPLE SIMULATIONS AND DEVASTATING MULTILASER STRIKES
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:12 No.15602086
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>15602072

    THAT'S MULTIPLE SIMULTANEOUS AND DEVASTATING OFFENSIVE MULTILASER AUGMENTED DEEPSTRIKES, BROTHER.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:14 No.15602093
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>15602055

    FIRE MULTIPLE SIMULTANEOUS AND DEVASTATING OFFENSIVELY DEFENSIVE AUTOMATIC SYNCHRONIZED MULTILASER BEAMS AT THE ELDAR SHIPS!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:15 No.15602104
    rolled 49 = 49

    >>15602055
    RAMMING SPEED.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)15:17 No.15602122
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    >>15602072
    The massed multilasers fire.

    Thousands of lasbolts simultaneously rain down fron the Vengeful Spirit. Eldar fighters and clipped and pelleted by the multilasers, burning and scorching their hulls. The concentrated lasfire quickly brings down several Eldar craft, which either explode with a burst of energy or descend to Terra with a trial of purple-blue smoke.

    A few unlucky drop pods are also hit by the multilasers. The Eldar attack force breaks away from the pods.

    You now turn to Terra, and see the ground quickly rising towards you as your freefall quickens.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:18 No.15602129
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>15602122
    Use the arm.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:19 No.15602130
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>15602122

    BRACE OURSELVES!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:20 No.15602139
    rolled 77 = 77

    >>15602122
    SINDRIIII!!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:20 No.15602145
    rolled 43 = 43

    >15602122

    AIM FOR TURKEY, THAT'S WHERE THE EMPEROR WAS BORN!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:21 No.15602148
    rolled 9 = 9

    Break your fall with Sindri
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:22 No.15602153
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>15602148
    No.
    Break the GROUND with Sindri
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:24 No.15602165
    rolled 57 = 57

    Pray to the ruinous powers to lighten your fall.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:25 No.15602179
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    >>15602122
    BTW, OP I did picture for you yesterday, but my scanner was down. It is up today though.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:26 No.15602187
    rolled 26 = 26

    >>15602122

    SINDRIIIIIIII!!!!

    Jump from the Drop Pod before landing, grab the Drop Pod with Sindri, fling it around in mid air and throw it at an Eldar ship, then yell "THIS PARTY IS GETTING CRAZY!" as you continue your free fall
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH 07/16/11(Sat)15:27 No.15602197
    rolled 53 = 53

    Pray that the Ruinous Powers will accelerate you so you quicker will reach Terra!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:29 No.15602204
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>15602122
    It's high time, that the Ruinous Powers granted you wings.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:29 No.15602205
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>15602122

    Fuck, rolling for this! May the Ruinous Powers bless this dice!

    >>15602187
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:29 No.15602206
    rolled 49 = 49

    TEAR GRAVITY ITSELF ASUNDER.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)15:31 No.15602217
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    >>15602139
    As the earth rises towards you, you curse Sidnri by shouting his name at the top of your lungs. A green patch comes into view and...

    You abruptly come to a stop. A pain lashes through your body at the sudden change. You look up slowly and see Sidnri grasping onto a large tree branch.

    You appear to be in a jungle. Or a forest. Whatever, same thing. You dangle many meters above the ground still.

    What now, warmaster?
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)15:33 No.15602224
    >>15602179
    Utter appalling heresy. Good job.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:33 No.15602225
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>15602217

    Set the jungle aflame.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:33 No.15602229
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>15602217
    IGNITE THE FOREST. WITH ARAGHAST CODPIECE.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:35 No.15602231
    rolled 84 = 84

    >>15602217

    BURN IT DOWN! THE EMPEROR CAN'T HIDE IN FIRE!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:35 No.15602237
    rolled 12 = 12

    Look for allied drop pods.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:37 No.15602242
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>15602225
    >>15602229
    >>15602231
    Firemind.
    Rolling for these.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:38 No.15602248
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>15602187

    SET THE JUNGLE ABLAZE! ACCURSED EMPEROR!
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)15:42 No.15602271
    >>15602242
    You decide to light the forest on fire, but you do not know how. You have no incendiary or flammable items on hand, only your bionic arms.

    You hear drop pods falling nearby and see some in the distance. You see your own crash several meters away from you.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:43 No.15602281
    rolled 68 = 68

    >>15602271
    Search our pod for flamers and shit.
    Failing that find a marine with a weapon capable of burning shit.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:44 No.15602288
    rolled 38 = 38

    >>15602271

    THE DROP POD HAS A THRUSTER AND ENGINE! USE THEM TO MAKE FIRE!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:44 No.15602291
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>15602271
    Jump down, ninja style, then walk to your pod shouting "WEEEE-HOOO? ANYONE NEAR? IT'S YOUR PRECIOUS LEADER SPEAKIN'!"
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:45 No.15602293
    rolled 75 = 75

    Regroup with fellow astartes. Burn forest together.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:48 No.15602313
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>15602271

    Eviscerate the binds that hold you by RAPIDLY PUNCHING THEM. Proceed to your pod.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:48 No.15602317
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>15602271

    We have a psyker in our fist, thus we tell Sindri to use his SICK WARP FIRES to wreath our fists in UNHOLY FUCKFIRE to BURN THIS SHITHOLE TO THE GROUND.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:49 No.15602324
    rolled 71 = 71

    >>15602271
    make the forest commit suicide by setting its self on fire because you are that fucking hardcore
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:50 No.15602325
    rolled 61 = 61

    Tell Sindri to burn the forest with warp fire.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)15:50 No.15602329
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    >>15602291
    You release your grip on the branch and fall to the ground below. You land upon your feet as you do.

    You begin striding over to your drop pod while announcing your presence to anyone who can here. Suddenly, a large bulky figure appears coming from the jungle brush. He's wearing the colours of the Iron Warriors and wields a meltagun.

    "Lord Abaddon!"
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:51 No.15602334
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>15602329

    FIST

    BUMP.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:52 No.15602341
    rolled 76 = 76

    "USE THAT MELTA ON TREES FUCKASS! BURN IT ALL DOWN!"
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:52 No.15602346
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>15602334

    SECONDED
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:54 No.15602354
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>15602329

    YOU THERE! SET THE JUNGLE ON FIRE!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:54 No.15602361
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>15602334
    >>15602346

    If anyone's wondering why, this is the marine who got us our FAITHFUL BIONIC ARMS.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:55 No.15602369
    rolled 47 = 47

    >>15602329
    you see that drop pod right there. i want you to make it into a warhound titan. now
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)15:58 No.15602389
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>15602329
    "WHERE ARE OUR METAL BOXES?!"
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)15:59 No.15602396
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    >>15602346
    You walk to the Iron Warrior and give him a brofist with Sindri fist. Sindri whimpers as he is hurt by mighty fist bump. "I see your bionic arms are you serving you well, my lord." the marine says proudly
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:00 No.15602402
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>15602396

    Promote him there on the spot to... Fucking something. Jesus this man deserves a medal.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:00 No.15602411
    rolled 76 = 76

    >>15602396
    tell him to make a land raider out of the drop pods. and make it a land raider redeemer
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:01 No.15602414
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>15602402
    Supreme Artificer of the Black Legion.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:01 No.15602417
    rolled 23 = 23

    >>15602396
    "Where is our Heavy Support, warsmith?"
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:01 No.15602419
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>15602396
    Compliment on a job well done, then order him to burn the jungle with multi-melta.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:01 No.15602421
    rolled 26 = 26

    >>15602396

    Promote him to great Hardcorus, bringer of metal arms, destroyer of jungles.

    Then command him to burn the jungle to the ground, also tell Sindri to call Eliphas with his sourcerous powers, you need to tell Eliphas he has been demoted.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:02 No.15602422
    rolled 31 = 31

    >>15602421
    >>15602402

    YES.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:03 No.15602428
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>15602396

    Tell him he's promoted, then tell him to burn the jungle.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:03 No.15602432
    rolled 81 = 81

    >>15602414
    Rolling for this.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:04 No.15602444
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>15602414

    Slaaneshi Artificer of the Black Legion, apparently.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:04 No.15602445
    rolled 88 = 88

    >>15602396

    Promote him to master of hounds, lash of the black legion.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:05 No.15602450
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>15602445

    >88

    FUCK YES KHORNE! Also Khorne is clearly displeased with Araghast.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)16:08 No.15602466
    >>15602445
    You inform the marine that his bionic arms have indeed served you well, and as such he is to be given the title Master of Hounds, and Lash of the Black Legion.

    The Iron Warrior is stunned for a moment."You..honour me my, lord."

    Araghast lets out a psychic shout. "But lord, that is MY title!"
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:10 No.15602476
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>15602466

    "Silence Araghast, or do you want to end up like Eliphas cleaning Jokaeroan shit back in the ship?"
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:10 No.15602481
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>15602466
    Punch codpiece
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:11 No.15602488
    rolled 46 = 46

    >>15602466

    In a deft movement, tear off the codpiece and mount it on your non-SINDRIII in a fashion akin to a stormbolter.

    "SILENCE!"
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:13 No.15602500
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    rolled 27 = 27

    >>15602481
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:14 No.15602506
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>15602466
    have the warrior build a horse of metal. with a horn sticking out of the center of its head. and a mane of fire that it multicolored
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)16:15 No.15602518
    >>15602481
    You bring Sindri upon Araghast, smashing your codpiece with your hand. Both bound howl in agony.

    The Iron Warrior looks at you strangely. "Is.. everything alright, my lord?"
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:16 No.15602520
    Does this mean we no longer have the 'Lash of the Legion' on our crotch?

    I am disappoint.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:16 No.15602525
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>15602518

    "THE WARP HAS OVERTAKEN ME."

    "IT IS A GOOD FEELING."
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:17 No.15602530
    rolled 42 = 42

    >>15602518
    yes all is fine. now let us burn this forest in the name of the emperor
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:18 No.15602533
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>15602518
    "My codpiece was talking to me. Now then, burn the jungle with your melta and let us be on our way."
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:18 No.15602534
    >>15602518
    IT IS A GOOD PAIN,

    BURN THE TREES.

    ALL OF THEM.

    And for fucks sake find me the god emperor
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:18 No.15602536
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>15602534
    derp, rolling
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:21 No.15602551
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>15602518
    Let out the loudest shriek possible for the Head of the 14th Black Crusade, "BURN THE FOREST! FIND THE EMPRAH! BRING ME THAT SISSY ELIPHAS!"
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)16:23 No.15602558
    >>15602533
    The astartes looks at you a bit awkwardly. "Very well then, my lord..."

    He lowers the meltagun to his waist level and discharges. A jet of burning melta licks at the jungle, vaporizing and melting the the target brush and a portion of a large tree.

    Flames soon spread from the heated spot where the melta was fired, burning across the trees and plants near you.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:24 No.15602563
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>15602558
    Did i tell you to stop?

    KEEP FIRING
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:25 No.15602565
    rolled 88 = 88

    >>15602558
    "Now, point me to the rest of our troops, Master of Hounds."
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:26 No.15602570
    >>15602565
    KHOOOOOOORNEEEEEE!
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)16:32 No.15602612
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    The Master of Hounds shrugs. "Sorry, my lord, but your the only other astartes I've seen so far."

    You then hear movement coming from the brush. It is then followed by a easy recognized voice. "OH MAN LOOK AT ALL THOSE LITTLE FUZZY THINGS BURNING. IT'S LIKE A CATACHAN BARBECUE!"

    As if Khorne has blessed you, Kharn the Betrayer and a dozen of his World Eaters step into your view. "ABADDON, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME WE WERE GOING TO HAVE A BARBECUE? I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT MARSHMELLOWS."
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:35 No.15602633
    >>15602612
    "SURPRISE KHARN, WE MAKE MARSHMELLOWS FROM THE FALSE EMPRAH."
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:46 No.15602641
    rolled 74 = 74

    >>15602612
    everyone stop what you are doing. we have marshmellows to roast
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:46 No.15602645
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>15602633
    Hand me the dice, Steve. Thanks.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:46 No.15602649
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>15602612
    no kharne you are the marshmellows.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:47 No.15602660
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>15602612
    DUDE I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A PICNIC, WHAT'S A PICNIC WITHOUT FIRES?
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:48 No.15602662
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>15602612
    HAVE AHRIMAN SUMMON MARSHMALLOWS
    He can do that, right?
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:48 No.15602663
    rolled 52 = 52

    Tell him it was a surprise barbecue and ask if he's seen any other marines.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:48 No.15602667
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>15602612

    no kharne you are the marshmellows.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:48 No.15602671
    rolled 40 = 40

    >>15602612
    ask kharn if he knows where the fuck we are. and if he's seen any more of those fucking eldar.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:49 No.15602683
    rolled 33 = 33

    >>15602612

    KHAAAAAAAAAARN! I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MISSION FOR YOU! KILL EVERYTHING THAT'S NOT ON OUR SIDE! INCLUDING THE PLANTS!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:49 No.15602687
    rolled 26 = 26

    >>15602612
    Tell him that we must go on a journey to find sugar, so as that we may make marshmallows.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:52 No.15602704
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>15602612
    Ask if he DID bring anything that is delicious to eat and possibly grill and/or barbeque.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:54 No.15602721
    >>15602683
    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)16:55 No.15602726
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    "I GUESS THAT TRUE." Kharn says, shrugging.

    Suddenly you hear some more movement in the brush. An eldar comes out, armed with a rifle unlike the shuriken guns they usually wield.

    "Xenos bastards!" he shouts. Kharn and his berzerkers hear and turn to the eldar, revving their chainaxes. The Master of Hounds readies his meltagun.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:58 No.15602744
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>15602726

    DELIVER A MARTIAL ARTS FLYING KICK TO THE ELDAR SCUM'S FACE WHILE YELLING "YAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!"
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/16/11(Sat)16:58 No.15602750
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>15602726
    Break his limbs and interogate him.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:58 No.15602753
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>15602726
    "The fuck did you just call me?"

    Hit him with your codpiece.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:59 No.15602754
    rolled 88 = 88

    >>15602726
    Adeptus Astartes in guise of an Eldar! I must Investigate! Daemonical Duo into tha stalker's face!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:59 No.15602759
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    rolled 40 = 40

    >>15602744

    >96

    YES

    YES
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)16:59 No.15602761
    rolled 95 = 95

    punch to knock out the eldar and check if the eldar is a female if so keep her for later
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:00 No.15602769
    >>15602754
    KHORNE WILLS IT
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:00 No.15602775
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>15602726
    ready your non-sindri fist to deliver a punch with your love, hate and all of your sorrow. then drop kick that motherfucker in the face
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:01 No.15602780
    rolled 77 = 77

    >>15602754

    Rolling for this
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:01 No.15602785
    rolled 68 = 68

    >>15602780
    >>15602744

    >77 and 96 for flying kick

    THE CHAOS GODS DEMAND IT!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:01 No.15602786
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    >>15602754
    >>15602780
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:03 No.15602794
    >>15602754
    >>15602780
    Looks like Nurgle and Khorne want to tag team this BIATCH
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:04 No.15602808
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>15602785
    >>15602786
    >>15602794

    Damn it, actually i wanted to roll for this:

    >>15602744
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:04 No.15602812
    rolled 27 = 27

    >>15602754
    >>15602780
    RIP N TEAR
    RIP N TEAR YOUR GUTS
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)17:06 No.15602831
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    >>15602754
    Upon the words "xenos scum" you are reminded of the loyalist astartes. You decide it'd be best to try and interrogate this Eldar.

    You charge towards the warrior. Instead do suing it's gun it unleashes a powerful psychic blast. However, Khorne protects you from the xeno's foul sorcery and the psychic wave is render powerless as it hits your armour.

    You push your codpiece and Sindri forward, both bound appendages smashing into the Eldar's face and knocking him down. Your opponent lies on the floor, injured and bleed drenching his shattered helm.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:08 No.15602842
    >>15602122
    >as your freefall quickens.
    Um, what?
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)17:08 No.15602849
    >>15602842
    GRAVITY, BITCH!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:08 No.15602851
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>15602831
    Unmask the eldar using SINDRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:09 No.15602855
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>15602831

    skullfuck him, please Slanesh and Khorne at the same time proving your worth as Warmaster!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:10 No.15602869
    rolled 44 = 44

    >>15602831
    turn the eldar in to a basketball and make the game winnig dunk onto another eldar's face
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:11 No.15602875
    rolled 34 = 34

    >>15602831
    Unmask the xeno imposter!
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/16/11(Sat)17:12 No.15602888
    rolled 90 = 90

    >>15602831
    Use SINDRIIIIII's power to read the Eldar's mind, then splode it's head.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:13 No.15602893
    rolled 80 = 80

    >>15602831

    Unmask him.
    Then fuck his eye sockets with your titanic chaotic dick.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:13 No.15602898
    rolled 33 = 33

    >>15602831
    Unmask and interrogate.
    Eldars shouldn't be on Terra, try to learn more.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:16 No.15602916
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>15602831

    fuck it
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)17:19 No.15602940
    >>15602888
    You place your Sindri arm over the downed Eldar's head in an attempt to read the xeno's mind. However, as you attempt to create a psychic link the eldar repels you with it's mind. A mild warp burst scorches the palm of the Sindri arm, the bound sorcerer screams from the pain yet again.

    "Vile creature. How dare you have the gall to attack the eldar! Do you know who we are?!" the warrior shouts
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:20 No.15602952
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>15602940

    "I DON'T CARE!"

    Crush it's head with Sindri
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:20 No.15602953
    rolled 81 = 81

    >>15602940
    you do
    >>15602869
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:20 No.15602955
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>15602940
    Punch him and shout "Who the hell do you think WE are?!"
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/16/11(Sat)17:23 No.15602977
    rolled 98 = 98

    >>15602940
    >>15602955
    Seconding this action
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:26 No.15602997
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>15602940
    "Let's see how hard you'll be, when I'll crush your spirit stone!" Intimidate check "Tell me what's your business here longeared bitch!"
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:29 No.15603016
    >>15602997
    >spirit stone
    >before slaanesh even exist
    >eldar empire

    So wait how is the lack of slaanesh affecting all the slaaneshi followers?
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:30 No.15603020
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>15602940
    Headbutt him
    "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?"
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:31 No.15603027
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>15602940
    IM F*%KING ABADDON YOU LITTLE SHIT. Rip his head off with my fist, allow Sindri to feed warp energy from the dying Eldar.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)17:32 No.15603030
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    >>15602977
    You slam Sindri into the Eldar's face and demand to know who the hell he thinks you are.

    "I think you are intruding xenos, coming to cause havoc by attacking our hunting reserve!" he says, blood spitting from his mouth
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:33 No.15603039
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>15603030
    throw him into the sun
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:35 No.15603053
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>15603039

    This is good.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:37 No.15603066
    rolled 78 = 78

    >>15603030
    ASK HIM WHERE THE BIG GAME IS.

    THEN USE ARAGHAST TO CRUSH HIS SENSITIVE EARS
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:37 No.15603070
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>15603039
    do this.

    Inform him, while doing this, just what you did to his Great Great Great Great Grandson, and that his eople will give birth to a god in a massive squick orgy.


    then display a naked picture of his mother onto his heads up display
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:38 No.15603078
    rolled 97 = 97

    >>15603030
    "GENTLEMEN! WITH THIS HEAD I OPEN THE ELDAR SEASON! GOOD HUNTING!" rip off eldar's head and throw it to the world eaters.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/16/11(Sat)17:39 No.15603082
    rolled 78 = 78

    >>15603070
    do this thing
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:40 No.15603091
    rolled 9 = 9

    "So the Hunter becomes....the hunted" rip his head off and search his body.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:41 No.15603098
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>15603078
    seconding this
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:42 No.15603112
    rolled 71 = 71

    >>15603070
    >>15603078
    Combine these
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)17:48 No.15603145
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    >>15603078
    You grasp the Eldar's head with Sindri. You announce that to your marines that you'll be the ones do the hunting now, specifically hunting the Eldar.

    You then rip off the xeno's head and toss it to Kharn's berzerkers, who immediately start fighting over who gets to eat it.

    "NO!" a horrified voice shouts.

    You turn and see a squad of Eldar near the treeline. Some are carrying guns, other close combat weapons. At the scream of their squad leader they open fire upon you and your marines.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:50 No.15603162
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>15603145
    slap all of them across the face with you dick. all in one smooth motion
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:51 No.15603177
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>15603145

    GENTLEMEN! I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THERE IS NO LIMIT TO THE NUMBER OF ELVES WE CAN BAG!

    Use sindri to create annoying pop-up ads on their helmets and charge in, possibly doing a fastball special with Kharn
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:52 No.15603186
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>15603162
    yeah we've been neglecting Araghast
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:52 No.15603187
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>15603145
    They will never get bored with their origami star shurikans. Sigh. Slam daemonic duo together to send psychic shriek-o-blast in eldar direction.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/16/11(Sat)17:53 No.15603189
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>15603177
    Ohhh. Yes.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:53 No.15603195
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>15603177
    >create annoying pop-up ads on their helmets
    The Eldar's helmets or ours?
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)17:54 No.15603198
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>15603195
    Eldar's
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)18:05 No.15603298
    >>15603177
    You tell your astartes to kill as many of the Eldar as they please, which is met with cheers and shouts of enthusiasm.

    You attempt to use a sorcerous technique on the Eldar with Sindri, but the bound sorcerer is repelled and injured by the minds of the xeno warriors.

    They unleash streams of bullets, some las-like and others mental rounds. A berzerker's helm is pierced as raises his bolt pistol to fire. Another is shot through the torso by continues his charge.

    You rush towards the squad of warriors. Kharn rushes along your side and you grab the champion of Khorne.You lift him with Sindri, spin him around and hurl him towards an Eldar marksman, who's eyes expand as he screams.

    The Master of Hounds is struck by a mind bullet and cruses, before falling to the ground. The lead Eldar seems to be preparing to unleash a psychic attack of some sort.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:06 No.15603306
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    rolled 41 = 41

    It had to be done.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:07 No.15603319
    rolled 95 = 95

    >>15603145
    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
    ELDAR SKULLS FOT THE SKULL THRONE!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:07 No.15603320
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>15603298
    Charge to the leader and bitchslap bitch.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:07 No.15603323
    >>15603306

    God among men.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)18:08 No.15603332
    >>15603306
    I think I jizzed a little.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:08 No.15603334
    >>15603298
    Kick ass

    Take names

    ???

    Profit!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:09 No.15603338
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>15603334
    Forgot my roll
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:13 No.15603373
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>15603298
    use tactical genuise to spawn a titan over the eldar
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/16/11(Sat)18:13 No.15603381
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>15603320
    This, followed by a brutal and depraved interogation/execution after the area has been secured.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:14 No.15603386
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>15603298
    Beat him to a pulp with SINDRIIIIIIIII.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:14 No.15603389
    rolled 49 = 49

    >>15603298
    GUYS, YOU ARE MAKING THIS TOO COMPLICATED!

    GET IN THERE, SMASH SHIT, TAKE SKULLS, BROFIST KHARN
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:17 No.15603414
    rolled 98 = 98

    >>15603298
    AVENGE THE FALLEN. Throw a fallen Eldar to Kharne and tell him to beat them to death with it's body.

    Hope the eldar is still alive when you do so.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:22 No.15603453
    rolled 71 = 71

    >>15603298
    Do a barrelroll on Eldar troops, while summoning daemons of every god to make party HARD.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)18:29 No.15603519
    >>15603414
    You continue your charge towards the Eldar squad. A bolter round fired from one of the berzerkers hits an Eldar warrior in the arm, causing it to explode in a mess of gore. You run over to the wounded xeno and grab them. You then hurl hit at Kharn, who's having trouble pulling his axe from an Eldar's chest.

    You call to him and tell him to use the Eldar you threw. He grabs it and starts beating the other xenos to death with their friend.

    The Eldar squad leader fires a blast of eldritch lightning, completely vaporizing a World Eater.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:32 No.15603543
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>15603519
    Punch the Faggot with SSSSIIIINDRIIIII and posably araghast
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:33 No.15603554
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>15603519
    Summon daemons!
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/16/11(Sat)18:33 No.15603556
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>15603519
    Try using the combined power of both Sindri and Araghast to fuck them up, and figure out whats going on at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:34 No.15603562
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>15603519
    Grab that bitch and beat his ass
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:35 No.15603578
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>15603519
    your foot up his ass. congratulation you have a new boot
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)18:44 No.15603658
    >>15603562
    While Kharn and his warriors are handling the main squad you head off to fight the leader. The Eldar draws a blade as you approach and lunges towards you.

    To the xeno's surprise the blade does not pierce your armour (terminator armour bitches!) but drags along the side, leaving a nasty scratch. You then grab the arm of the Eldar and drag it towards you. You start punching and wailing on the warrior with Sindri.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:45 No.15603678
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>15603658
    Beat some more and then interrogate.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:47 No.15603693
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>15603658
    We push Sindri into eldarine ass and pull the intestines out. Then throw corpses on the rest of eldar to intimidate them.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:48 No.15603710
    rolled 34 = 34

    >>15603658
    punt that mother fucker toward the Vengful Spirit. have them lock on to that mother fucker and unleash space monkey laser hell
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:49 No.15603715
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>15603658

    Carve the Eldar's heart out and eat it to gain it's powers.

    Then eat his brain to gain his memories.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:49 No.15603720
    rolled 28 = 28

    RAPE IT
    Please the unborn Slaanesh.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:50 No.15603728
    rolled 2 = 2

    Slam it's poop box with Araghast.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:51 No.15603730
    rolled 67 = 67

    >>15603658
    Beat Eldar to near death, interrogate as to exactly where Abaddon and crew are at, give a present to the followers of Slannesh.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:52 No.15603744
    rolled 60 = 60

    Remove it's helmet and interrogate it.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:52 No.15603746
    rolled 11 = 11

    TEAR HER IN HALF!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:53 No.15603756
    rolled 80 = 80

    >>15603658
    Knock the bitch out.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:55 No.15603769
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>15603658
    INTERROGATE THE BITCH
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:55 No.15603772
    rolled 60 = 60

    Hump/beat it with Araghast.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:56 No.15603789
    rolled 38 = 38

    First question it
    Then knock it out
    After that it's raping time
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)18:58 No.15603817
    rolled 82 = 82

    we use Araghast
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:02 No.15603845
    rolled 45 = 45

    Get gifted some Kamina Shades from the Dark Gods
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)19:06 No.15603883
    >>15603817
    You decide that it's time to use Araghast and not just Sindri for once. You push the Eldar to the ground, getting the xeno on it's knees. You then get behind the alien and ready Araghast.

    "What's going on? What are you planning on doing?!" it yells

    You pull back your codpiece and slam it at the Eldar's rear. It lets out a howl of pain.

    "I AM THE LASH OF THE BLACK LEGION!" roars Araghast

    You continue slamming your codpiece at the Eldar, who screams constantly. Soon it passes out from the pain. Cracks now cover the xeno's rear plate.

    Meanwhile Kharn and his World Eaters have taken down the other Eldar. The Master of Hounds finishes off the last one as it charges at him with his meltagun, still lying on the ground from his wound.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:08 No.15603899
    rolled 98 = 98

    >>15603883
    Bring the Master of Hounds to the nearest Apothecary! We must not let him die!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:09 No.15603917
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>15603899
    We have no apothacary amongst us.

    "sides, he was killing just fine.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:09 No.15603921
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>15603883
    cook the eldar. have that barbeque you said you would have. feast like the king you are
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:10 No.15603931
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>15603883
    NOW.....WE PLAY THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME!

    start hunting Eldar, keep an eye out for human settlements, pray we didn't land in Australia
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH 07/16/11(Sat)19:12 No.15603950
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>15603921
    We have a winner.

    ROLLING FOR SAVING MASTER OF HOUNDS! MEDIC!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:12 No.15603957
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>15603883
    Rip Eldar armor and then mindread bitch head with daemonic duet. When we're finished, we help Iron Warrior Master of Hounds.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:14 No.15603966
    >>15603921
    >>15603957
    Natural 100 or Chaos God's blessing. Tough choice indeed.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:14 No.15603967
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>15603957
    SLAANESH'S BLESSINGS!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:14 No.15603968
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    rolled 94 = 94

    >>15603899
    >>15603921

    I lol'd.

    Anyway, an Apothecary is not needed, have Eliphas bring down a couple of Jokaero, we shall build the Master of Hounds, the Lash of the Black Legion... A ROBOT BODY
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)19:25 No.15604063
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    >>15603957
    As the Eldar leader lay downed on the jungle floor, Slaanesh speaks to you.The gods tells you to remove it's armour and reveal it's flesh.

    You reach down with Sindri and grab the xeno's head. You pull off it's helm and as you do a mess of long red hair comes to view.

    It seems the Eldar is a female.

    Tempted by Slaanesh, you continue to remove more pieces of armour. You then press Sindri and Araghast against the body of the xeno. Her psychic defenses down, your daemons read her mind without any trouble. You learn that this entire planet is used as hunting reserve by the Eldar and that there are no known sentient beings on it.

    Once finished you walk over to the Master of Hounds and help him get up. "Thank you, my lord." he says. He seems to be bleeding quite a bit, but no permanent damage can be seen.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:27 No.15604077
    rolled 98 = 98

    >>15604063

    Bring the xenos to your ship. She shall be Abaddon's waifu.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH 07/16/11(Sat)19:28 No.15604095
    rolled 47 = 47

    NO SENTIENT LIFE?! AHRIMAN! WHERE DID YOU LAND US!?
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:28 No.15604098
    rolled 81 = 81

    >>15604063
    Contact Ahriman through force of will.

    Confirm we landed during the right time.


    The way I see it, we Landed way too early, we should destroy Eldar empire and wait for Emps
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:29 No.15604108
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>15604063
    cook the eldar
    eat the eldar
    damnation and i got a natural 100 but then slaanesh show up
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:37 No.15604179
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>15604063
    >>15604077
    I second that. Abaddon finally made it with dead daemonette trio. Macha will finally make it with Abaddon.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:37 No.15604181
    rolled 23 = 23

    >>15604063
    >Slaanesh
    >no Sapient beings

    WHERE THE FUCK IS AHRIMAN

    WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE

    WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE

    SLAANESH SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST RIGHT NOW GOD DAMN IT.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:40 No.15604206
    >>15604077
    As you look upon the sprawled out, half-armoured eldar bitch a thought crosses your mind. A heretical one.

    You activate your vox, and tell the crew aboard the Vengeful Spirit to send down a small transport vessel. You tell them you want them to pick up the Eldar female and keep her safe in a cell as he plan to marry her.

    At your last statement the entire group turns to you and stares silently, dumbstruck. You can hear Kharn mutter "What the fuck..." under his breath.

    Suddenly a voice breaks over the vox "Hello?! Typhus! Doomrider! IS ANYONE OUT THERE?!"
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:40 No.15604211
    It dawns on me now that this thread is even more chaotic than Chaos ever was or will be.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:40 No.15604212
    rolled 77 = 77

    Rape the elder female, after we are done with her let the berserkers have her.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:40 No.15604214
    Abadon fucks an eldar, the emprah is. spoilerz
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)19:40 No.15604216
    >>15604206
    Derp forgot my tripcode.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:43 No.15604240
    rolled 31 = 31

    >>15604206
    YOUR MASTER IS FUCKING HERE! NOW WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? NAME AND RANK NOW BEFORE I HAVE YOU ON JOKAERO DUTY!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:43 No.15604241
    rolled 81 = 81

    >>15604206
    drop a funky ass beat on the vox to respond to the voices in your head
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:43 No.15604243
    rolled 71 = 71

    >>15604212
    Nurgle blessing on rape? That will be at least dirty. Ready your chocolate star, Macha.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:46 No.15604260
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>15604212
    >>15604243
    ....shiiiiit, we're gonna get eldar herpes from this.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:46 No.15604261
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>15604206

    DAMN RIGHT I'M HERE! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:46 No.15604268
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>15604206
    Respond with a "WHO IS THIS?"
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:47 No.15604272
    >>15604212
    >>15604212


    USE. THE ARM!!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:51 No.15604297
    Bumpforthedarklords
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)19:54 No.15604320
    >>15604241
    You proceed to start beatboxing over the vox channel. Slowly, the berzerkers bob their heads to the funky beat. And it is one helluva funky beat.

    A vox screams over the vox "I AM LUCIUS OF THE EMPEROR'S CHILDREN! WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?!"
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:56 No.15604343
    >>15604320
    Nurgle is displeased
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:57 No.15604350
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>15604320
    YOUR BOSS, DIPSHIT! WHERE ARE YOU, HOW MANY MARI-ER....MEN DO YOU HAVE WITH YOU, AND WHY DID YOU NOT ENJOY MY FUNKY JIVE?
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:58 No.15604361
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>15604320
    Hello, slaaneshi cunt. is your refrigerator running?
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:58 No.15604363
    >>15604212
    >>15604206

    I don't know how to deal with this.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)19:59 No.15604378
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>15604363
    don't
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)20:00 No.15604381
    rolled 40 = 40

    >>15604320
    I AM THE STRENGTH OF THE GODS INCARNATE. I AM KHORNE'S FURY AND MIGHT, THE TENACITY OF NURGLE, THE HOPE OF THE UNIVERSE IN TZEENTCH'S NAME AND THE GLORY OF PLEASURE BY THE YET BORN SLAANESH. I'M EZEKEIL ABADDON, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!

    Now get to my coordinates so we can regroup and plan a proper offense, for fucks sake.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)20:00 No.15604382
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>15604320
    this is the emperor speaking. what seems to be the problem
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)20:00 No.15604387
    rolled 49 = 49

    >>15604320
    Oh hey pre heresy EC, scream back with that I Abaddon lord of-WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM!!!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)20:04 No.15604421
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>15604320
    "It is I, the Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind. I have been watching you, Son of Fulgrim, and I must say I am quite dissapointed."
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)20:05 No.15604432
    >>15604387
    You scold Lucius over the vox and inform him that you are Abaddon. "Oh thank fuck! Where the fuck are you?! We need some fucking help FAST!"

    You hear some rapid movement coming from deeper in the jungle brush.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)20:06 No.15604441
    >>15604421
    >writes post
    >refreshes and checks thread for any higher rolls
    >none to be seen
    >posts
    >NEW POST
    FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)20:08 No.15604455
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>15604432
    March double time and tell everyone to prepare for giving whatever's attacking our champion of Slaanesh a brutal beatdown.

    Today, we fuck shit up.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)20:10 No.15604472
    rolled 80 = 80

    >>15604432
    look at the bush with so much hate that it sets its self on fire
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)20:10 No.15604474
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>15604432

    Shoot mind bullets at bushes, ask Lucius where his bitch ass is.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)20:11 No.15604477
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>15604432
    Siiiiindriiiii!!!! Ready a warp fireball
    >>15604441
    Just roll with it
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)20:11 No.15604479
    rolled 61 = 61

    >>15604432

    "FUCK FINE, I, THE LASH OF THE BLACK LEGION, and KHARN! Shall go and bail your bitch ass out"

    Command Sindri to tell you which way Lucius and his gang of homicidal rapist junkies are.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)20:12 No.15604493
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>15604472

    Then tell Lucius you, Kharn and the Lash of the Black Legion are on their way and to deal with it.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)20:16 No.15604529
    Need to have dinner right now. Going to be back in twenty minutes or so.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/16/11(Sat)20:23 No.15604601
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    rolled 40 = 40

    >>15604432
    find out what the movment is.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)20:38 No.15604746
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    Alright I'm back.

    >>15604472
    You stare at the brush where the sounds of movement came from. You gaze at it with utter hatred and anger in your eyes. Suddenly smoke appears from within jungle.

    You see a group of astartes run out of the brush. One at the back is firing a flamer into the jungle as he retreats. You recognize the marine at the head of the group as Lucius the Eternal.

    "ABADDON!" he shouts as he spots you and your group
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)20:42 No.15604786
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>15604746
    Smile and wave at him!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)20:42 No.15604799
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>15604746
    tell kharn to stay where he is/ not to attack lucius
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)20:47 No.15604836
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>15604799

    Then fistbump Lucius for burning this accursed vegetation.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)20:48 No.15604847
    rolled 93 = 93

    Run across the field with arms spread and embrace him.

    Also, who did the archive of this thread on sup/tg/? You forgot to have the Collective Games tag and wrote IV wrong faggot.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/16/11(Sat)20:52 No.15604881
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>15604847
    my bad, I'm a newfag

    >>15604746

    also, figure out what the hell went wrong with the time travel
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)20:56 No.15604917
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    >>15604799
    Remembering the rivalry between Slaanesh and Khorne you order Kharn to stay his ground so as the avoid attacking Lucius.

    "DON'T WORRY MAN, ME AND LUCIUS ARE BROS! WE FOUGHT AT ISTVAAN AND TERRA MAN! I WOULDN'T TRY AND KILL HIM, UNLIKE THE FAGGOT AHRIMAN." Kharn says to you

    Lucius and his squad run towards you at a rapid pace. As they do you see something large and terrible emerge from the jungle brush. The enormous two-legged creature sees you and lets out an thunderous roar. Lucius screams nearly as loud.

    "RUN! FUCKING RUN!"
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)20:57 No.15604925
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>15604746
    LUCIUS! HAVE YOU SEEN AHRIMAN? HE'S GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)20:58 No.15604937
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>15604917

    "Sindri... Araghast... We have a mount to tame"
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)20:59 No.15604951
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>15604917

    TAME THAT MOTHERFUCKER! ABADDASS NEEDS A MOUNT TO CARRY HIS GIGANTIC ASS! HELL WE'LL HAVE THE JOKAERO OUTFIT HIM WITH ARCANE WEAPONS!
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/16/11(Sat)21:00 No.15604964
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>15604917
    Kill the T-rex and make it's skull Your new pauldron, then bitchslap Arhiman for screwing up the time travel.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/16/11(Sat)21:02 No.15604982
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>15604951
    Screw my idea, I'm supporting this!!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:03 No.15604991
    rolled 58 = 58

    >>15604917
    JUMP ON THAT THING AND USE ARAGHAST TO POUND ITS SKULL INTO UNCONSCIOUSNESS, SO THAT WE MAY MAKE IT OUR STEED
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:04 No.15605000
    rolled 11 = 11

    WE HAVE NO TIME TO BE RUNNING FROM AN OVERGROWN LIZARD! WE NEED TO FIND AHRIMAN AND FIND OUT HOW HE FUCKED UP THIS TIME!

    Wait for creature to get closer then PUNCH HIM IN THE FUCKING JAW WHEN HE TRIES TO BITE US!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:04 No.15605009
    rolled 100 = 100

    CHARGE THAT FUCKER WITH KHARN AND HIS BOYS
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:06 No.15605028
    rolled 26 = 26

    >>15605009

    >100

    DAMN IT
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:07 No.15605040
    rolled 44 = 44

    >>15604951
    I say doubles takes precedence
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:10 No.15605071
    rolled 78 = 78

    .....THIS
    IS
    GLORIOUS!


    WE HAVE FOUND OURSELVES A PROPER MOUNT! TAME AND RIDE FOR GLORY!
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/16/11(Sat)21:11 No.15605087
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>15605009
    >>15605028
    Charging it isn't mutualy exclusive to future taming possiblities
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:12 No.15605094
    rolled 38 = 38

    >>15604951

    That 22 better be taking precedence over that 100
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)21:13 No.15605108
    >>15605009
    You turn to Kharn and tell him you want to charge the beast. He chuckles hardily. "A GOOD IDEA!" He and his berzerkers rev their chainaxes and surge forward.

    As your group moves towards the carnosaur Lucis' continues to flee. The flamer marine is caught by the jaws of the massive lizard, which bites down a few items before tossing the bloodied ceramite-shelled marine away.

    As you move forward Lucius passes by you, panting, and you see the carnosaur leaning towards you with it's jaws open as it approaches.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:13 No.15605109
    Wait a second... Dinosaurs...
    >Kharn: I SURE LOVE BURNING ALL THOSE >LITTLE FUZZY THINGS!
    AHRIMAN YOU IDIOT, you sent us too far back! WE'VE DESTROYED ALL THE MAMMALS, NOW EMPERASQUE WILL ACTUALLY EXIST, AND THE IMPERIAL GUARD WILL BE MADE OF DINOSAURS!

    FUUUUUUUUUUUU-
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:15 No.15605132
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>15605108
    PUNCH IT IN THE THROAT
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/16/11(Sat)21:16 No.15605143
    rolled 23 = 23

    >>15605108
    punch it on the nose, while it's distracted leap on it's back & try to use sindri & araghast to tame it as quickly as possible.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:17 No.15605146
    Guys, Kharn said he was butchering little fuzzy things. We are in the past.

    TL:DR, We're going to have to fight Dinosaur Emperor and his DINO MARINES when we return. FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:19 No.15605168
    rolled 93 = 93

    >>15605146
    not if a metior has anything to say about that
    >>15605108
    stab it in the eye
    then make friends with it
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:21 No.15605190
    >>15605094
    Only 66, 77, 88 and 99 are instant wins.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:23 No.15605204
    rolled 49 = 49

    Slam it in the nose with Araghast.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:24 No.15605211
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>15605108

    Use Sindri and Araghast to bash it around until it learns that you are his new master.

    >>15605109
    >>15605146

    Don't worry, we'll blow up Terra before leaving.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:24 No.15605218
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>15605108

    TAME THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/16/11(Sat)21:24 No.15605221
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>15605109
    >>15605146
    Then it would be called The Imperiumn of the Dinosaur
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:26 No.15605231
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>15605108
    PUNCH IT.
    IN THE DICK.
    TWICE.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:26 No.15605239
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    rolled 82 = 82

    >>15605146

    I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO BLOW UP TERRA BEFORE LEAVING WONT WE?
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:30 No.15605281
    rolled 52 = 52

    stop overreacting people. He only butchered a few of them, its not going to cause a mass extinction of mammals
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:32 No.15605300
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    rolled 87 = 87

    >>15605281

    No, but the destruction of Terra will
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/16/11(Sat)21:33 No.15605310
    rolled 34 = 34

    >>15605281
    it only takes one key ancestor, to unmake entire species
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:33 No.15605312
    MFW abaddon is the one who caused the extinction of the dinosaurs
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:37 No.15605366
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>15605312
    were doing tjhs man! were making it happan!
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)21:45 No.15605445
    >>15605168
    As the carnosaur's head come closer to you, you prepare to stab it in the ye. However you realize that you both your weapons were in your drop pod.

    As the beast's jaws close in you settle for punching once again. You swerve to the side and avoid the carnosaur's dagger-like teeth and slam Sindri into it's eye.

    The creature lifts it's head and roars in agony as fluid drips along the side of it's head. As it does so, you feel sorry. You extend your arm to the beast in a gesture of friendship.

    It stares down at you with it's one remaining eye and sends you flying back with a swing from it's tail.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:48 No.15605486
    >>15605445

    You're pissed now! Use your diabolical will power to fly back at the beast and land on it's back, command Sindri to use his sorcerous powers to tame the beast!
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:49 No.15605491
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>15605486

    Dur forgot my roll.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:49 No.15605493
    rolled 26 = 26

    >>15605445
    Grab its tail.
    Store it up its ass.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/16/11(Sat)21:49 No.15605496
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>15605445
    TAME IT WITH SINDRI'S PSYKER POWERS
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:50 No.15605509
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>15605445

    Use Sindri's magical mumbo jumbo to tame the beast
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)21:51 No.15605513
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    rolled 20 = 20

    >>15605509
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)21:59 No.15605612
    >>15605509
    The berzerkers attempt to rush the carnosaur but it knocks them aside with it's tail as it turns to face you. As you lie on the ground, the titanic lizard charges towards you, it's jaws eager for rending and it's feet thundering.

    As it closes it, you raise Sindri up towards the beast. As the carnosaur is about to strike a wave of psychic energy emits from the arm and the creature abruptly stops. The psychic energy ripples through it's mind and the monster becomes passive.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)22:01 No.15605633
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>15605612
    Ride our new mount
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)22:02 No.15605644
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>15605612

    MOUNT IT
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)22:03 No.15605656
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>15605612
    >rip out skull
    >use bones to make big ass fuck sword
    >look for more dinosaures
    >?????
    >chaos wins
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/16/11(Sat)22:04 No.15605672
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>15605612
    Have the Jokaero give him a LAZER EYE and other cool stuff
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)22:04 No.15605685
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>15605612
    get weapons from drop pod then mount it
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)22:04 No.15605689
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>15605612

    Mount it! About damn time Abaddass got a mount.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)22:05 No.15605694
    rolled 24 = 24

    Mountitmountitmountitmountitmountit
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)22:12 No.15605779
    >>15605685
    While the carnosaur is still passive you decide to fetch your weapons from the drop pod. After several minutes of retracing your steps you find the pod. You reach inside and draw your daemon sword and Talon from inside.

    You go back to where the lizard beast was. You find it still in place, the berzerkers near it arguing over how best to cook/eat the creature. You ignore them and climb the beast's leg. Soon, you sit atop the mighty one-eyed carnosaur.

    What now, badass warmaster?
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)22:16 No.15605827
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    rolled 26 = 26

    >>15605779
    have you space monkeys make you this
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/16/11(Sat)22:19 No.15605868
    rolled 33 = 33

    >>15605827
    supporting roll
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)22:27 No.15605950
    rolled 84 = 84

    >>15605827
    I approve of this. Greatly.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)22:29 No.15605970
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    rolled 88 = 88

    >>15605827
    This. Always.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)22:29 No.15605976
    We've hit 298 posts.

    Gonna make a new thread.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)22:29 No.15605977
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>15605827

    Rolling for this.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/16/11(Sat)22:34 No.15606028
    Actually, scratch that. New thread will be tomorrow. I've got to go to bed.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)22:36 No.15606061
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>15606028
    damnation
    alright tomorrow it is
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)22:46 No.15606202
    >>15605970
    >>15606028
    Please remember that Khorne supported the turning the T-rex into a cyborg death machine.
    >> Anonymous 07/16/11(Sat)23:07 No.15606490
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    >>15606202
    hope this counts



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