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  • File : 1310916590.jpg-(571 KB, 1000x625, WHOTHEHELLDOYOUTHINKWEARE.jpg)
    571 KB Abaddon Quest: With A Vengeance OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)11:29 No.15612380  
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15590031/
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15593949/
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15596109/
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15601954/

    You are Ezekyle Abaddon. The Despoiler, the Warmaster of Chaos, Son of Horus and leader of the Black Legion. You are also one seriously badass motherfucker.

    Recently you rallied together many of the champions of Chaos (Kharn, Doomrider, Typhus, Lucius, Ahriman) and have launched the 14th Black Crusade.

    This crusade is different however, as for this one you have gone back in time. To kill the Emperor as a child.

    However, something seems to have gone wrong. Upon arrival to ancient Terra you were attacked by the Eldar. After making planetfall you soon discovered you arrived a bit *too* far back in time. You find out that ancient Terra has no sentient life on it and the Eldar use it as a hunting reserve. On the bright side, you managed to tame a vicious lizard-beast and capture a female Eldar warrior who you plan to make your bride.

    At your dispose you have your Crusading armada and allied champions, as well as many Black Legion servants/marines and a handful of Jokaero. Along with your signature weapons you have two bionic arms, one of which is possessed by Sindri's daemonic essence and has been modified by the Jokaero to act like a power fist. Your codpiece is also possessed by Araghast. You have recently gained a great mount; a one-eyed carnosaur.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)11:30 No.15612383
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    You currently stand in the middle of a jungle. By your side are Kharn, ten World Eaters, the Master of Hounds/Lash of the Black Legion (the Iron Warrior who built your arms), Lucius, a squad of his men and a passive carnosaur.

    Having tamed such a powerful steed, you get the idea to have the Jokaero outfit it with a fearsome array of weaponry. You tune into the vox channel to try and contact the Vengeful Spirit, but as you do a voice comes in.

    “Abaddon, is that you? Where in the warp are you?” Ahriman says, an annoyed tone to his voice

    (rolls are 1d100 with higher being better, and any rolls of 66, 77, 88, or 99 will result in that action being chosen above all and "enhanced", as it has clearly been blessed by the Dark Gods)
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)11:32 No.15612395
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>15612383
    yell at Ahriman for fucking up the time travel and that there's fucking dinosaurs and eldar all over.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)11:33 No.15612402
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>15612395

    Tell him you have the best mount ever. EVER!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)11:34 No.15612410
    rolled 68 = 68

    Bitch smack with sidnri followed by asking what the fuck is going on.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)11:35 No.15612415
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>15612383

    Use Sindri to slap Ahriman with mindslap over the vox.

    then do >>15612395
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)11:36 No.15612419
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>15612415
    >>15612383

    THE DARK GODS HAVE SPOKEN
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)11:36 No.15612420
    rolled 64 = 64

    "Ahriman shut the fuck up and send all our flamer squads down here. We've got a forest to burn."
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)11:42 No.15612455
    >>15612395
    >>15612415
    Angered, you swing Sindri in a smacking motion. A psychic wave is formed which mentally pimpslaps Ahriman.

    "OW! What the hell was that for?!"

    You then proceed the scream at Ahriman, telling him that you've been sent to the wrong time and that there are saurian beasts and Eldar warriors on Terra.

    "Hm....yes, it seems my concerns about the warp bending were accurate ones." he says cryptically
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)11:44 No.15612465
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>15612455
    Sindri smack him again for being unnecessarily cryptic.

    Also smack Lucius for being pussy and running from the t-rex.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)11:45 No.15612471
    rolled 49 = 49

    >>15612465
    "WHAT FUCKING CONCERNS?"
    Make him tell you what the fuck's going on
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)11:47 No.15612480
    rolled 98 = 98

    Have Ahriman elaborate.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)11:47 No.15612486
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    >>15612465
    This, motherfucker needs to be clear with us!

    also, have we gotton our eldar waifu back to the ship yet?
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)11:49 No.15612503
    >>15612486
    hueg nose is hueg. monkeyface
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)11:56 No.15612557
    >>15612486
    (She's still with you although unconscious. A thunderhawk was called in to pick her up though.)

    >>15612480
    You demand that Ahriman explain what he means. "Very well." he says "My concern with the warp bending required for time travel was that, as the Chaos Gods were not yet born when the Emperor was, it would be incredibly difficult to get a precise time. See, the warp is different and it is not as easy to control warp bending without the powers of Chaos in full blossom."

    "So yeah. We might have been sent back in time a *few* years too earlier. My bad."
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)11:59 No.15612584
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>15612557
    Smack Ahriman for being incompetent.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:00 No.15612591
    I have an idea! Let's bugger off Ancient Terra and go DESTROY THE ELDAR!

    Sure it won't be as awesome as defeating the emperor, but hey. It'll be awesome.

    That, or we can go wake up the Necrons, and point and laugh as THEY slaughter the Eldar.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:03 No.15612613
    rolled 59 = 59

    A "FEW" YEARS?!?!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:04 No.15612623
    rolled 80 = 80

    >>15612557
    First get our eldar waifu to the ship. Then wail on Ahriman for fucking up.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:06 No.15612640
    >>15612591
    Idiot, then they'll be the dominant form of life in the galaxy by the time the future comes, giving our gods an even greater threat to their will!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:07 No.15612644
    >eldar waifu
    Why does /tg/ insist on turning any thread into "alf slave wat do?"
    still, I guess this has potential :/
    >> Wolesz 07/17/11(Sun)12:10 No.15612663
    rolled 70 = 70

    Guys, since there are no humans around and there's nothing to stop us, maybe we'll DESTROY TERRA?
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:11 No.15612672
    rolled 74 = 74

    get into orbit, concoct plan to make eldar orgy slaanesh into existence a bit earlier
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)12:13 No.15612681
    >>15612623
    You desire to smack Ahriman across his mind once more, but first you realize you get your eldar captive to a cell aboard the Vengeful Spirit. After that you can smack Ahriman around some more.

    You tune into a different vox channel and demand that the dropship you called for hurries up. It about a minute or two, a thunderhawk with the colours of the Black Legion arrives. A squad of your legionaries come out of the ship and two of them pick up the Eldar warrior, bringing her inside.

    "It is a honour to serve you, lord Abaddon." the squad leader says while bowing. "Is there anything else you wish from us?"
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:13 No.15612688
    'Forgive' Ahirman for his incompetence, forcing him to accompany Kharn throughout the rest of the crusade as punishment. After decreeing so, let us think of our next move...

    "The Eldar should be but childsplay to destroy with our armies, but one must not forget that they run the galaxy with an empire far greater than even the Imperium. We can take this world from them, but the point would be mute-- we are not prepared to face an entire Empire in a war of attrition."
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:15 No.15612701
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>15612681
    Yes. Tell him to bring our t-rex to the battle barge so the monkeys can outfit it with lascannons and shit.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:15 No.15612704
    >>15612688
    *did not mean to put that in quotes*
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:17 No.15612714
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    >>15612701
    Or Multilasers.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:17 No.15612716
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>15612681
    Ask him for a blow job.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:21 No.15612741
    rolled 82 = 82

    get Mr. T (that is our dino's name from henceforth) armed and dangerous, and hook up with the other marines on the planet's surface
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)12:24 No.15612764
    >>15612716
    >>15612701
    You tell the squad leader you want his crew to bring the tamed carnosaur to the Vengeful Spirit, so that it may be outfitted with some deadly weaponry.

    He nods. "Very well, lord. Anything else you wish of me?"

    You lean forward and whisper something into his ear. He sighs. "Very well, my lord..."

    The two of you go behind the treeline and begin pleasing the unborn Slaanesh. Once you are done, the sergeant wipes his mouth and heads back to his thunderhawk, the carnosaur tied to it with powerful cables.

    What now, warmaster?
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH 07/17/11(Sun)12:24 No.15612767
    Wait a minute. How can Chaos empower Abaddon, if we are in a time where there are no Chaos?

    Or is this just like Wiley Coyote running out of a cliff and it takes a while before he realizes that he will fall down?
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:27 No.15612779
    rolled 90 = 90

    >>15612767
    DON'T YOU GO BRINGING YOUR LOGIC MUMBO-JUMBO INTO THIS
    ABADDON IS KAMINA, IT DOES NOT APPLY TO HIM
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:27 No.15612781
    >>15612764
    >get several good ideas of what to do next and move the thread forward
    >instead, pick the one with the blowjob
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:27 No.15612787
    >>15612779
    chaos - logic

    Pick one.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:29 No.15612807
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>15612741
    Send out a general order for all marines to return to space.

    Once aboard our vessel, gather all the champions for a war council.

    Brofist Kharn at least once
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:31 No.15612818
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>15612781
    Blow job AND getting a dinosaur guns!
    Stop being a faggot.

    Rolling for trying to find that fat fuck Typhus.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:34 No.15612833
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>15612764
    Travel around the jungle some more. Look for others.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:35 No.15612838
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>15612807
    Rolling for this.


    I also submit that OP should ignore stupid suggestions in the future, all in favor say "Aye"
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:35 No.15612841
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>15612807
    Rolling for this.
    We need to gtfo of here and form a proper strategy that doesn't involve droppodding into unknown territory.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:36 No.15612848
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>15612838
    find other marines, start hunting raptors
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:37 No.15612852
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>15612848
    In addition, say "clever girl" at least once
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:37 No.15612854
    rolled 65 = 65

    Name carnosaur Mr.Giggles.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:38 No.15612857
    rolled 73 = 73

    >>15612848
    SLAANESH WILLS IT
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:42 No.15612893
    >>15612848
    You decide that it would be best to try and rendezvous with some of the other marines dropped down. You also have a sudden desire the hunt and kill any tiny carnosaurs that you may find.

    You rally your group and move deeper into the jungle. As you march forward, you hear movement in the distance. "There's something closing in." Lucius says
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)12:43 No.15612897
    >>15612893
    Derpa derp, forgot my tripcode.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:43 No.15612902
    >>15612893
    Get Ahriman to try and sense what it is or someshit
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:44 No.15612903
    >>15612893

    Slap his shit.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:45 No.15612912
    rolled 97 = 97

    Ready.

    Aim.

    DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:45 No.15612914
    rolled 37 = 37

    >>15612893
    spawn a titan by using only your will
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:47 No.15612928
    rolled 32 = 32

    Rolling to send Doomrider after it to find out what it is. With or without the dakka.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:48 No.15612935
    Order your men to construct a Titan out of your waifu.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:48 No.15612936
    rolled 19 = 19

    Tell Khan that Angron was a sissy.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)12:51 No.15612948
    >>15612912
    You order your warriors to ready their guns. As the movement gets closer and closer, a shadowy figure comes into view.

    You tell the marines to fire at will. A storm of bolter-fire is unleashed by the combined squad. Plants, vines and even rocks are tore to pieces as the explosive shells rip through the jungle. You hear howls of agony coming from the direction of the movement, and came almost make out some splashes of blood.

    After not even a minute, the jungle before you is utterly destroyed. Shards of earth and splintered tree remains scattered all around. A large stain of red lies in the distance.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:52 No.15612951
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>15612935
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:52 No.15612954
    rolled 17 = 17

    Get Sindri to unleash a torrent of UNHOLY FUCKFIRE on whatever it is that's closing in.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:54 No.15612961
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>15612948
    Send Lucius to investigate, backed with his Slanneshi squad.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)12:59 No.15612989
    >>15612961
    You give Lucius the order to move up and investigate. He and his Emperor's Children advances towards the red stain.

    He looks over the remains of the killed things and then shouts. "Abaddon! I think we nailed one of our own!"
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)12:59 No.15612990
    rolled 33 = 33

    >>15612948

    Investigate, what the fuck you just killed
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:00 No.15612992
    rolled 61 = 61

    >>15612989

    Ask if it still lives, if it lives, have the Jokaero build them robot bodies
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)13:01 No.15612999
    >>15612989
    >killed thing
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:01 No.15613006
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>15612989
    nothing a space monkey can't fix
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:03 No.15613012
    rolled 77 = 77

    >>15612989

    Command Lucius to stop fucking around and just say what the fuck we killed, if they're still alive bring them to the ship and throw them at the Jokaero, see what they can come up with.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:03 No.15613018
    rolled 64 = 64

    Blood for the Blood God! Keep moving!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:05 No.15613025
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>15613006
    >>15613012

    The Chaos Gods have spoken!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:05 No.15613030
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>15613025
    >>15613012
    >>15613006
    Indeed they have.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:06 No.15613033
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    rolled 61 = 61

    >>15613025

    >100
    >77
    >66

    >implying the warp isn't as strong as always in the past
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/17/11(Sun)13:10 No.15613066
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>15613033
    Time has no bearing on Chaos
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)13:17 No.15613110
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    >>15613012
    >>15613006
    (DOUBLE BLESSINGS)

    You ask Lucius what exactly they killed. "Judging by the armour pieces it was a terminator." he says

    You suddenly feel saddened. For such a honoured warrior to die in such a way, and to friendly fire...you wish that he could have lived on.

    Then an idea crosses your mind.You tell Lucius to bring the remains to the Vengeful Spirit, and give it to the Jokaero. They shall build him an immortal metal body, immune to change and undying.

    Lucius nods and tunes into the vox channel. However, as he calls for a thunderhawk you hear a lumbering noise nearby. A dreadnought steps into view, painted with the colours of Alpha Legion.

    "NO! BROTHER AGATHON!" it shouts, it's voice mechanical and harsh, as it sees the bloody remains. "YOU SCUM SHALL PAY FOR HIS DEATH!"

    You hear the hum of an assault cannon as the dreadnought turns towards your squad.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:19 No.15613119
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>15613110
    BBRPRRROOTTTHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:19 No.15613121
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>15613110
    >Alpha Legion
    Check if anyone in your squad is Alpharius. Then get to cover.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:21 No.15613134
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>15613110
    Tell him just who the hell you are and beat his ass with Sindri
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:23 No.15613152
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>15613110

    Call the Dreadnought a faggot with such intensity that the blessings of Slaanesh liquify it's insides.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:23 No.15613155
    rolled 74 = 74

    "No. We will not. Blast that heap to scrap! Let the tomb smolder and rust millenia from now!"

    Blast the fuck out of it, is what I'm saying.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:26 No.15613172
    rolled 49 = 49

    >>15613110

    Insult the Dreadnought's honor, then rush towards it and slice it in twain with Drach'nyen
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)13:27 No.15613181
    >>15613134
    You charge towards the dreadnought, announcing your name and titles to it. Pulling back Sindri you swing the fist towards the sarcophagus as you close in.

    The dreadnought fires a few inaccurate bursts from it's assault cannon. As you bring Sindri to strike it catches the fist with it's own clawed hand.

    "Eh? First captain Abaddon? But you aren't crusading in this sector!" it says, a confused tone to it's voice
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:30 No.15613199
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>15613181
    Tip the fucker
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:30 No.15613203
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>15613181
    get this shit. we come from the future to help the emperor from shit that happens in the future. now take me to him so that we may help him. also we will fix our brother over there with our, now get this, space monkey engineers
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:31 No.15613209
    >>15613181

    WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AM I IN THIS FUCKING SECTOR? DID I CALL EVERY FUCKING CHAMPION OF THE 4 GODS TOGETHER? WHAT'S THAT? I DID? THEN I AM FUCKING CRUSADING IN THIS SECTOR!

    and tell me you aren't gong to insist on being called alpharius.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:31 No.15613213
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>15613181
    WAIT a second.

    WHERE ARE WE? why are you here, WHO SENT YOU
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:31 No.15613216
    rolled 84 = 84

    >>15613181
    scream obscenities at that big metal bitch until he falls in line with the rest of the squad.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:31 No.15613217
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>15613181

    Command the Dreadnought to tell you where the fuck you are, he appears more competent than Ahriman.
    >> ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH 07/17/11(Sun)13:31 No.15613219
    rolled 18 = 18

    >>15613181
    Yes! That is exactly what I am doing. Give me your report Dreadnought!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:32 No.15613226
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>15613181

    >"Eh? First captain Abaddon? But you aren't crusading in this sector!" it says, a confused tone to it's voice

    AHRIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:32 No.15613228
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>15613209
    forgot roll
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:33 No.15613230
    rolled 87 = 87

    Hold your assault, but keep your guard. These Alpha Legion folks are tricky, y'know. Inform him that you are Warmaster, for proof show him the Talon of Horus and command that he yields and explains himself.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)13:38 No.15613265
    >>15613213
    You then come to the realization that is no quite right about this. You being question the dreadnought before you.

    The sarcophagus releases it's grip on Sindri. "We're on yet to be named sector crusading the name of the the Emperor, of course! I'm here on the orders of your Warmaster and my Primarch." it says "Now where is Brother Agathon? I could have sworn he was here a minute ago."
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:39 No.15613277
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>15613265
    dont worry he will be back right... about...now
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:41 No.15613290
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    rolled 37 = 37

    >>15613265

    Rear your head back and scream at the heavens in rage
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:45 No.15613313
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>15613265
    ROBOT HOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:46 No.15613325
    rolled 76 = 76

    >>15613265

    Tell the Dreadnought to excuse you, then walk back to your group, once you're there, tell Sindri to contact Ahriman.

    Scream at Ahriman for 10 minutes.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:49 No.15613349
    rolled 30 = 30

    Examine the dreadnought
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:52 No.15613375
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>15613265
    Wait so we aren't even on Terra?
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:53 No.15613380
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>15613265

    God fucking damn it Ahriman.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)13:55 No.15613391
    >>15613277
    You inform the dreadnought that his battle brother will be back very soon. As you do, the rest of the squad move over to the bloody remains and stand over it, waiting for the thunderhawk to get here.

    After a few moments of awkward silence the dreanought speaks. "So...those Eldar, eh? They're sure fun to kill."
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:57 No.15613405
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>15613391
    Ask the dreadnought his name and ask if he's Alpharius.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:58 No.15613410
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>15613391

    "Yeah yeah they sure are... By the way, so uhh... What year is it?"
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)13:59 No.15613420
    rolled 71 = 71

    >>15613391
    oh ya. ya. how about them crusades, you for da empura and all that jive. might i ask were the rest of your squad is?
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)14:03 No.15613452
    >>15613420
    The dreadnought gave a shrug, or at least, the closing thing a shrug a mechanical walking tomb could give.

    "Don't know. Most of my group was scattered when when dropped down in our pods. A few were attacked by those little running-biting-thingees." it says "Do you know where the rest of your squad is?"
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:03 No.15613454
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>15613391
    Ask him if they have any recent news from the Emperor.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:05 No.15613463
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>15613452

    Yeah uh... I'm sure they're around some...

    Uh oh...

    EVERYBODY HOLD THE FUCK UP, where is Kharn?
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:06 No.15613472
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>15613452
    they are here some were but for know it is just me and those cool motherfuckas right over there.
    how far is terra from here we got lost. in a warp storm. a really big warp storm.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:06 No.15613473
    inb4 Abbadon starts the heresy.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:08 No.15613495
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>15613452
    Point to the dozen plus marines with you.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:11 No.15613521
    rolled 87 = 87

    "I do know where my squad is. There right fucking here!"
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)14:16 No.15613566
    >>15613521
    You inform the dreadnought that you're already with your squad, gesturing to the many marines with you.

    It looks at your group. "Ah, I see." it says "So who are you?"
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:17 No.15613578
    rolled 92 = 92

    >>15613566

    "ABBA-MOTHERFUCKING-DON BIATCH!"
    Then yell for kharn
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:18 No.15613584
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>15613566

    "I just told you faggot, i am Abaddon! Great Warmas- I mean... I am Abaddon, first, uh, captain, now if you excuse me i gotta go back to my ship, i got a sor- i mean a psy- i mean... I got someone to discipline for his imcompetence"
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:20 No.15613607
    rolled 23 = 23

    >>15613566

    Level it with the guy. Tell him of the Emperor's gargantuan faggotry, how you're all from the future, how gods actually exist, how the Imperial truth is complete falsehood, how the Emperor actively doesn't give a fuck and is a terrible father...

    You get the idea. If we win, we get a dreadnought and kickstart some heresy. If we lose, well shit, we were probably going to gank the fucker anyway.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:20 No.15613612
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>15613584
    rolling for this
    >> dice+1d100 Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:21 No.15613623
    >>15613607

    Lets get some Chaos up in this sector.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:22 No.15613627
    rolled 71 = 71

    >>15613623

    Email field, bro.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:23 No.15613639
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>15613627

    Yep, I fail
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:23 No.15613640
    rolled 60 = 60

    >>15613566
    i am abbadon bad ass of the luna wolfs. i think that is what we are called right now. not that important because i have a fellow brother that needs a good ass kicking for fucking up majorly
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:24 No.15613651
    rolled 47 = 47

    Hold on
    >"NO! BROTHER AGATHON! YOU SCUM SHALL PAY FOR HIS DEATH!"
    >"Eh? First captain Abaddon?"

    >"Now where is Brother Agathon? I could have sworn he was here a minute ago."
    >"Do you know where the rest of your squad is?"
    >"So who are you?"
    SOMETHING ISN'T RIGHT HERE
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:26 No.15613671
    rolled 40 = 40

    >>15613651

    WELCOME TO 30 MINUTES AGO, NOW HELP US KICK THE SHIT OUT OF AHRIMAN
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:27 No.15613681
    >>15613671
    "Ah, you're first captain abaddon!"
    "Who are you anyway?"

    *ahem*
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:29 No.15613691
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>15613681

    POINT TAKEN, EVEN MORE REASON TO KICK THE SHIT OUT OF HIM
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)14:30 No.15613704
    >>15613578
    You lean in towards the dreadnought a scream your name as loud as possible. Once finished, you call for Kharn.

    "Ah, first captain Abaddon! It's a honour to meet you." the dreadnought says "Say, have you seen my squad anywhere? We dropped down in our pods but have been having trouble finding each other."

    Kharn walks over to you."WHAT DO YOU WANT, ABADDON?" he asks
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:31 No.15613716
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>15613607
    Second
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:32 No.15613722
    rolled 31 = 31

    Well, it seems like we're caught in a time warp. Only one thing for it.

    Punch the warp.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:33 No.15613733
    >>15613681
    Maybe he's got short term memory loss.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:35 No.15613756
    rolled 46 = 46

    >>15613733
    maybe?
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:36 No.15613760
    rolled 66 = 66

    Hang on...

    We have a broken terminator.
    We have a faggot loyalist dreadnaught.
    We have mechanical genius monkeys.

    Can we not combine the three? ;)
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:36 No.15613767
    >>15613760
    THIS
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:37 No.15613768
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>15613704

    Make a terminator dreadnaught!
    WITH LASERS N' SHIT!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:37 No.15613773
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>15613760

    >Suggests surgical/bionic three way combination
    > ;)
    > Gets 66

    Shit just got horrible connotations.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:37 No.15613774
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>15613760
    SLAANESH WILLS IT
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:39 No.15613791
    rolled 78 = 78

    Kharn, do you have any experience dealing with senile dreadnaughts?
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)14:45 No.15613821
    >>15613760
    You hear a noise, then look up and see that the thunderhawk Lucius called for has arrived. As you look upon the incomprehensible dreadnought and the terminator stain, a sickening idea crosses your mind.

    You order the ship's crew to move the dreadnought and terminator's remains into the thunderhawk. They comply, and you walk over to the crew leader, whispering what you want the Jokaero to do with the two once they are on the Vengeful Spirit. He nods "Yes, my lord!"

    As the thunderhawk takes off you hear "NO! BROTHER AGATHON! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU?!"

    What now, glorious warmaster?
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:49 No.15613858
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>15613821

    "Ahriman, be a dear and kindly tell me WHERE AND WHEN THE FLYING FUCK WE ARE, YOU COCKFALCON"
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:49 No.15613868
    rolled 68 = 68

    >>15613821

    "Those Eldar got him venerable brother! Worry not! We will fix him!"

    Now, everyone into the thunderhawk, we're going back to the ship!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:50 No.15613869
    rolled 86 = 86

    need to find out where these loyalists came from, seems like we're not on earths past either, probably not even earth.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:50 No.15613874
    rolled 9 = 9

    >>15613821
    go to Ahriman
    slap his shit because he fucked up royal
    look for more alpha legion
    jump start this heresy
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:51 No.15613886
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>15613821

    We need to get back to the ship and regroup, also yell at Ahriman and make sure that Eliphas is cleaning the Jokaero shit.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:51 No.15613887
    rolled 72 = 72

    Kharn, would you kindly ask Ahriman WHAT THE FLYING FUCK HAPPENED?
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:52 No.15613901
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>15613821
    Try to figure out what the fuck is wrong with this terminator. He seems to be having memory skips.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:53 No.15613908
    rolled 48 = 48

    Get back to the ship, stupid Ahriman didn't get us back in time enough! The Emperor is at the peak of his power, we need to go back to when he was a baby!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:53 No.15613911
    rolled 99 = 99

    AHRIMAN WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE
    AHRIMAN WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE
    AHRIMAN WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:54 No.15613926
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>15613911
    TZEENTCH DEMANDS TO KNOW
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:58 No.15613956
    rolled 3 = 3

    Enter Thunderhawk, leave planet. Hide until Horus Heresy.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)14:59 No.15613969
    >>15613956

    Even the dice agree that this is boring.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)15:00 No.15613986
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    >>15613911
    You need to know what the hell is going on. You tune into Ahriman's vox channel. As soon as you hear the sorcerer's voice, you begin scolding him whist bombarding him with questions.

    "JUST HOLD THE FUCK ON ABADDON!" he shouts back "Now I completely assure you that we ARE on ancient Terra. Timewise we have gone back anywhere between 40,000 years and 40 million." he continues "Now why in the name of Tzeentch would you think otherwise?"
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:02 No.15613995
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>15613986
    MOTHERFUCKING DINOSAURES MOTHERFUCKER
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:03 No.15614007
    rolled 92 = 92

    >>15613986
    OH, SO ANCIENT TERRA WAS HOME TO LOYALIST APLHA LEGION? WHO TAUGHT YOU MAGIC, A RATLING?
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:03 No.15614008
    rolled 27 = 27

    >>15613995
    MOTHERFUCKER LOYALIST MOTHERFUCKER
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:04 No.15614021
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>15614007

    This, can't go wrong with this!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:05 No.15614026
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>15613986
    ALPHA LEGION
    ELDAR
    MOTHERFUCKIN DINOSAURS
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:05 No.15614027
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>15614008
    MOTHERFUCKER ELDAR MOTHERFUCKER
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)15:09 No.15614071
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    >>15614007
    "Don't you go insulting me, you incompetent shit!" Ahriman shouts back "Now what is this crap about "loyalist Alpha Legion"? Explain yourself."
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:10 No.15614080
    rolled 61 = 61

    >>15614071

    Bitchslap Ahriman
    Then tell him in explicit details about the dreadnaught
    then bitchslap him again
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:10 No.15614083
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>15614071
    FUCKIN' DREDNAUGHT FUCKIN' TERMINATOR FUCKIN'...

    Wait...how do we know if they were lying to us?
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:11 No.15614088
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>15614071

    PRE-HERESY. EMPEROR HALFWAY ACROSS THE GALAXY AND IN FULL POWER, GOLDEN AGE TECH.... Golden age tech... everywhere....

    We gotta get us some of this.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:12 No.15614102
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>15614071
    did i mother fucking stutter. i said MOTHER FUCKING LOYALIST ALPHA MOTHER FUCKING LEGION MOTHERFUCKER
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:13 No.15614114
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>15614071

    GOD DAMN IT STOP BITCHING ABOUT ME BITCHING GOD DAMN! WE'RE GOING BACK WITH LOYALIST ALPHA LEGION DREADNOUGHT AND TERMINATOR, WHEN WE GET THERE YOU AND ELIPHAS EXAMINE THEM! GOD DAMN SHIT FUCK
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:13 No.15614117
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>15614088
    Second.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:17 No.15614149
    rolled 36 = 36

    WHY ARE THERE NO CHERRIES ON MY SUNDAY?! SINDRIIIIIIII!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:19 No.15614169
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>15614071

    INCOMPETENT!?

    IN-COM-PE-TENT?!

    YOU'RE THE STUPID SACK OF SHIT THAT SENT US TO THE WRONG PLANET DURING THE GREAT CRUSADE INSTEAD OF TERRA WHEN THAT GOLD-HALOED SHITBAG HAD JUST DROPPED OUT HIS MOTHERS WITHERED CUNT! HOW I KNOW THIS? OH, I DON'T KNOW, HOW ABOUT TALKING TO AN ALPHA MARINE DREADNOUGHT WHO STILL CALLS ME CAPTAIN AND THINKS THAT HORUS IS CALLING THE SHOTS?!

    FOR FUCK'S SAKE AHRIMAN, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)15:20 No.15614186
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    >>15614114
    You can hear Ahriman hiss over the vox. "Fine then. I shall waste my precious time to prove your baseless assumptions wrong." he says "Now until then PISS OFF AND DON'T CONTACT ME AGAIN!"

    Ahriman turns off his vox. You hear some noises off in the brush.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:21 No.15614200
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>15614186

    PUNCH IT WITH SINDRI. TWICE.

    Then say "SORRY BOUT THAT BRAH" when its inevitably Kharn or Lucius.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:22 No.15614209
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>15614186

    GOD DAMN BRUSHES.

    Fall back to the Thunderhawk and prepare to get back to the ship, we need to regroup and figure what the fuck is going on
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:22 No.15614211
    rolled 84 = 84

    >>15614186
    RUSH IN TO RAPE IT.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:22 No.15614212
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>15614186
    smack it with your dick
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:24 No.15614233
    rolled 55 = 55

    >>15614186
    ignore them, call for transport, leave
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)15:26 No.15614252
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    >>15614211
    You charge into the direction of the noise, eager to mutilate and break whatever lies in the brush.

    Suddenly a small carnosaur jumps out and leaps at you. You ram Araghast forward, smashing your codpiece into the creature's skull and spraying blood and bone everywhere.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:27 No.15614264
    rolled 91 = 91

    >>15614252
    Masturbate furiously. On the raptor.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/17/11(Sun)15:28 No.15614267
    rolled 8 = 8

    >>15614071
    On second thought, we should be thanking him, this fuckup has given us a an Eldar wafu, a T-rex to rid apon, and a soon to be Terminought
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:30 No.15614278
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>15614267
    that was the jokero bro.

    Also board thunderhawk and find out what the fuck is going on.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:33 No.15614298
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>15614278

    Then check up on our eldar and try (and fail) to be a good 1950's era husband.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:35 No.15614313
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>15614252
    i think you mean prototype dreadknight
    >>15614267
    cook it then eat it
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)15:39 No.15614346
    >>15614313
    Proud of this kill made by your codpiece, you decide to honor Slaanesh once more and feast upon this cock-slammed carnosaur.

    You order the Master of Hounds to spray it with his meltagun a little, but as he cooks the slain beast you hear more noises in the brush, along with movement.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:40 No.15614351
    rolled 94 = 94

    >>15614346
    slap it with your dick
    again
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:40 No.15614354
    rolled 72 = 72

    MARINES! FORM UP! MAKE A PERIMETER WHILE I FEAST! and if your good, you can have some too
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:41 No.15614358
    rolled 41 = 41

    >>15614346
    "WHO DARES TO DISTURB MY FEAST OF COCK-BEATEN MEAT?!"
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:41 No.15614359
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>15614346
    Investigate.
    If eldars, orally rape them.
    If allies, greet them.
    Anything else, open fire.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)15:46 No.15614406
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    >>15614351
    Once more you charge towards the noise with the intent of beating it with your cock. Another small carnosaur appears and snaps at you, but you slam it with Araghast and shatter it's jaw.

    However you see two other carnosaurs approaching you. You hear the distant noises and movement getting closer.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:48 No.15614420
    rolled 73 = 73

    >>15614406
    Stand ground, identify target and open fire if hostile. Rape if eldar.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/17/11(Sun)15:49 No.15614434
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>15614406
    brainwash them into a pair of loyal attack dogs
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:51 No.15614445
    rolled 23 = 23

    GRAB THEM BY THE TAILS AND USE THEM AS FLAILS
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:54 No.15614482
    rolled 37 = 37

    >>15614406
    drop kick everything that isn't friendly
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)15:55 No.15614488
    >>15614434
    You raise Sindri towards the lizards as they close in. The bound daemon releases a psychic wave similar to the one used on the larger beast, stopping them both in their tracks.

    Both the carnosaurs turn around and charge at the brush. Several more of the creatures come out from it, only to be attacked by the two.

    You hear the amount of movements increase and louden quickly.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:58 No.15614513
    >>15614488
    Wrestle them.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:58 No.15614520
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>15614488

    Why are you even asking.

    Name one person on this threat who does NOT want an army of these under our control?
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:58 No.15614523
    rolled 33 = 33

    >>15614513
    forgot the roll.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:59 No.15614529
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>15614488
    shoot laser out of your eyes toward the sound of giant footsteps
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)15:59 No.15614532
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>15614488
    Moar brainwashing
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:02 No.15614545
    rolled 66 = 66

    Scream "Helloooo boys!!!!" at the top of your voice and charge the spot the noise emenates from, fuck that shit up with Drach'nyen.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:02 No.15614557
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>15614545
    The gods will it.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:04 No.15614569
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    rolled 18 = 18

    I'M TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKING LIZARDS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING JUNGLE! NO MORE MOTHERFUCKER! NO MORE!

    Get into the Thunderhawk with your loyal carnosaurs and allies and leave.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)16:08 No.15614607
    >>15614545
    You yell out a greeting at the oncoming noises and charge towards the source of them, drawing Drach'nyen as you do.

    "About damn time..." the daemon blade mutters

    You see a small carnosaur lunge at you. You dodge the beast's attack with the grace of a daemonette and bring Drach'nyen around the slay it in a single blow.

    Several more carnosaurs charge at you. You slash at them as they do, cutting and slicing them into pieces. Five carnosaurs lay dead at your feet, slain by the daemon sword, but you hear more coming.

    You see your brainwashed lizards pinned on the ground, being bitten and ripped at by their fellow creatures.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:10 No.15614619
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>15614607
    GET TO DA THUNDAHAWK!!!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:10 No.15614623
    rolled 17 = 17

    >>15614607
    shoot mind bullets at the fiends
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:12 No.15614638
    rolled 90 = 90

    Kill enemies, return to thunderhawk, assess situation.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:12 No.15614641
    rolled 94 = 94

    Get our marines together and hold the raptors off until the thunderhawk arrives.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:15 No.15614663
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    rolled 47 = 47

    >>15614638
    >>15614641
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:17 No.15614683
    rolled 71 = 71

    >>15614607
    Imbue the friendly raptors with the warp energies at your disposial so they can throw off their attackers and continue to assist us in the holdoff/escape
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)16:17 No.15614684
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    >>15614641
    You fall away from the approaching creatures and call your group together. The marines rally at your command, the squads together with movement all around.

    You see small carnosaurs emerge, dozens of them, all around you. They charge towards you group of marines.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:19 No.15614699
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>15614684
    Keep firing. Wait for the Thunderhawk to pick us up.
    From time to time release psychich waves using Sindri or our Codpiece.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:19 No.15614702
    rolled 10 = 10

    Rolling to do something eventful in the thread,
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:20 No.15614705
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>15614684
    Subjugate.
    Control.
    You are the Warmaster.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:20 No.15614710
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>15614684
    unleash elleven barrels of hell
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)16:30 No.15614793
    >>15614710
    You give the marines the order to fire. Bolters bark and shells fly in all directions, ripping carnosaurs apart as they hit.

    Soon the berzerkers rev their chainaxes and break formation, charging the beasts back. They begin ripping them to pieces with their arms and axes.

    Despite their loses the raptors keep coming at you. You soon see a thunderhawk coming down from the sky. It drops a few missiles into the jungle brush, which is met with flaming explosions and howls. The ship lands near your location.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:31 No.15614802
    rolled 46 = 46

    >>15614793
    Go, go, go! Board the damn thunderhawk.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:31 No.15614803
    rolled 68 = 68

    >>15614793
    GET INTO THE THUDNERHAWK
    GET THE FUCK OUT
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:31 No.15614805
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>15614793
    Get our troops inside and board the vessel.
    Then, order an orbital bombardment on Terra.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:33 No.15614821
    rolled 91 = 91

    >>15614805
    Rolling again for htis.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:33 No.15614826
    rolled 81 = 81

    >>15614793
    GET THE FUCK IN THERE AND THEN BOMB THE FUCKING RAPTORS FROM ORBIT
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:34 No.15614828
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>15614793
    get in the thunderhawk then fly low over the planet and look for more alpha legionnaires
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/17/11(Sun)16:35 No.15614835
    rolled 48 = 48

    >>15614793
    unleash a much larger brainwashing wave on the entire raptor pack, then imbune them with warp power
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)16:45 No.15614907
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    >>15614821
    You waste no time ordering the men to get inside the thunderhawk. Most of the group rushes towards the ship, although two berzerkers stay behind, too busy hacking away at carnosaurs to hear you.

    You run right into the thunderhawk, followed by the rest of your marines. One of Lucius' men is tackled and mauled by several carnosaurs as he attempts to reach the ship.

    With majority of the squad inside you have the thunderhawk's doors shut. The vessel takes off and you grab a nearby vox unit. You order the Vengeful Spirit to unleash an orbital strike your location.

    As the thunderhawk flies through he skies of Terra, you see a bright explosion of promethium emerge behind you.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:49 No.15614930
    rolled 33 = 33

    >>15614907
    FUCK YEAH

    ABADDON; RAPTOR NUKER

    NOW LETS GET TO THE FLAGSHIP AND SMACK AHRIMAN AROUND
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:49 No.15614935
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>15614907
    Another orbital strike on Terra.
    And another one.
    We'll ground the entire fucking planet if we can't kill the Emperor right now.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:50 No.15614945
    rolled 7 = 7

    >>15614907
    go to the simion bunker and see what they have done so far with the terminator and the dread
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:51 No.15614950
    rolled 15 = 15

    >>15614935
    :|
    Reroll.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:51 No.15614957
    rolled 93 = 93

    >>15614930

    Rolling for this again.

    Let's see if that incompetent fuck-up has figured out his error yet.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:52 No.15614964
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>15614907
    Find that loyalist dreadnought and interrogate him.

    Also visit your waifu later.
    >> Spawn_More_Synaps 07/17/11(Sun)16:52 No.15614974
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>15614935
    Abadass kills the dinosaurs
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:53 No.15614976
    rolled 58 = 58

    I just thought of something.
    We have to 'disappear', stay as far away from the eldar as we can.
    Why?
    Because we have to give them their age of prosprerity and pleasure, for slanessh to be born. Then we strike, and fist bumps are had by all.

    Lets go over to Maccragge.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)16:58 No.15615017
    >>15614957
    You decide it's pay Ahriman a little visit.

    Once the thunderhawk docks in the Vengeful Spirit, you disembark and immediately march over the sorcerer chambers. You find Ahriman waiting inside.

    "Ah, greetings Abaddon. How wonderful to see you got off the planet unscathed." he says, smug as ever "What is it you wish to speak to me about?"
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)16:59 No.15615032
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>15615017
    beat him, beat him hard.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)17:00 No.15615037
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>15615017

    YOU DONE FUCKED UP AND I WANT YOU TO TELL ME EXACTLY FUCKING WHY.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)17:02 No.15615053
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>15615032
    with your dick, shouting "I AM THE ALPHA AND OMEGA, AND YOU ARE MY BITCH!"
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)17:03 No.15615063
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>15615017
    greet him with a smile on our face, then ask him what happened.

    then before he gets a chance to speak we smash his head through the hull and continue making viewing holes with his head until he tells us exactly what the fuck he did.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)17:03 No.15615068
    Sorry, need to have dinner now. Will be back soon.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)17:07 No.15615106
    rolled 6 = 6

    Are we close to auto-sage? We may need to get a new thread going.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)17:29 No.15615325
    I'mma back.

    >>15615032
    You punch Ahriman with Sindri. Right in the fucking face.

    The sorcerer is knocked down by the blow, grasping the front of his now cracked helm. Before he can react, you bring Sindri down again on his back.

    You continue beating Ahriman until he pushes you away with a sudden mental blast. The sorcerer gets up and draws his bolt pistol, a blue warp flame emerging in his other hand.

    "WHAT THE HELL IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!" he yells
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)17:32 No.15615366
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>15615325
    "You stupid fucknugget drenched in nurge's pus! You sent us to a time before the Eldar even Fell! I'll throw out my back butchering that many, and there's no Eye of Terror for us to return to here!"

    Turn up the warp heat as wel, make us have our warp flame cape to intimidate him to back the fuck down.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)17:32 No.15615368
    rolled 28 = 28

    >>15615325
    "THAT WAS FOR ACTING LIKE YOU DIDN'T FUCK UP. NOW GO AND SEE IF WE CAN SALVAGE THIS MESS."
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)17:33 No.15615372
    rolled 80 = 80

    >>15615325
    WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?

    THATS WHAT I SHOULD BE SAYING,

    YOU DUN GOOFED, YOU DUN GOOFED.

    this isn't terra from antiquity, where the fuck are we.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)17:34 No.15615379
    rolled 60 = 60

    >>15615368
    >>15615372
    Those two.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)17:34 No.15615384
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>15615366

    Rollin' mah support.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)17:45 No.15615473
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    >>15615384
    You insult and yell at Sindri, angered that he has taken you to a time before the Fall of the Eldar. Your rage is so great that a warp flames burst from your back and form a cape-like fire.

    Ahriman backs away, shocked by your clearly almighty badassery. "I-I'm sorry Abaddon, but the Eldar didn't fall until the 30th mellenium. It's not my fault that their power is still great at this time.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)17:46 No.15615481
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>15615473
    it is time to create the black library
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)17:48 No.15615498
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>15615473
    Alpha Legion Dreadnought. How,when and why. Get to it Ahriman.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)17:48 No.15615506
    >>15615481
    I don't even know what the fuck this is supposed to mean.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)17:49 No.15615509
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>15615481
    >>15615498
    Can we combine those two?
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)17:49 No.15615516
    rolled 40 = 40

    But the Eldar Fell during the Age of Strife, not the Age of the Imperium!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)17:49 No.15615517
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>15615498
    this, and then we storm out, we will not waste any more words on the fucker
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)17:50 No.15615518
    >>15615481
    Holy balls
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)17:50 No.15615521
    rolled 30 = 30

    We shall have to HELP them fall then! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)17:51 No.15615527
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>15615506
    niether do i i just wrote that shit for shits and giggle but apperantly i win. have fun
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)17:53 No.15615542
    rolled 68 = 68

    >>15615506
    >>15615481
    >black library
    >contains all eldar knowledge of chaos
    Obviously, we're going to teach those fuckers know just what the hell chaos is.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)17:55 No.15615561
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>15615542
    YES
    Does anyone know if the Eldar already knew about chaos during the prehistoric era?
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)17:57 No.15615577
    rolled 24 = 24

    >>15615561
    CLEARLY NOT BOY-O BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA FUCKING TEACH'EM!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:02 No.15615610
    rolled 95 = 95

    Facefuck Ahriman!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:02 No.15615615
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>15615498

    This. Time to interrogate the dreadnought, get some better info on what the fuck is going down here.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:04 No.15615632
    rolled 26 = 26

    >>15615615
    Yeah, rolling in support
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:04 No.15615635
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>15615610

    As much as I want to make that smug fuckwit our personal punching bag, we kind of need all the help we can get right now. We're intimidated him enough to get him to back off for now.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:05 No.15615637
    rolled 96 = 96

    hasnt ahriman been to blakc library but was blocked out or something?

    if so tell ahriman that you going to the BL
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)18:06 No.15615646
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    >>15615542
    (I can work with this)
    Suddenly a brilliant idea crosses your mind.

    You look at Ahriman and tell him that the Eldar do not seem to understand Chaos. You tell him that you think they should be informed about it, taught all it's glory.

    A smile breaks upon the sorcerer's face and he chuckles. Soon, Ahriman is laughing as wickedly as a Saturday morning cartoon-villain. "A BRILLIANT idea, Abaddon!' he says "But how will we do this great deed?"
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:09 No.15615664
    rolled 37 = 37

    >>15615646
    use your waifu to plot the seed of slaanesh
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:09 No.15615665
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>15615646
    Shake SINDRIIII a bit, tell him to wake up
    There's punching to do.

    (punch through the black library via arcing power of captured eldar leader. aka our waifu. ?)
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:09 No.15615667
    rolled 72 = 72

    >>15615646
    1)WE CAPTURE ELDAR
    2)THROW THEM TO THE WARP
    3)SLAANESH
    4)REMOVE FROM WARP
    5)THROW ON CRAFTWORLDS
    6)????
    7)PROFIT
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:09 No.15615668
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    1.29 MB
    rolled 46 = 46

    >>15615646

    ... my god this is brilliant. Tempt them with power and pleasure and watch their civilization tear itself apart.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:11 No.15615679
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>15615667
    WARP SWIRLIES!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:11 No.15615682
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>15615646
    >Step 1: Get waifu pregnant with chaos baby
    >Step 2: Convert her to chaos and send her to eldar worlds
    >Step 3: Ally with eldar after a few centuries of corruption
    >Step 4: ???
    >Step 5: CHAOS DOMINATES EVERYTHING
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:12 No.15615687
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>15615646
    How long before the fall is it? Let's wake Slaneesh up early. Also, any way to open a link to the warp and let demons pour forth onto their worlds? Anything like that?
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:12 No.15615689
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    rolled 59 = 59

    >>15615664

    Seconded.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:12 No.15615690
    rolled 59 = 59

    GUYS

    GUYS

    GUYS

    WAIT, GUYS

    OUR ELDAR WAIFU

    CONVERT HER AND USE HER AS A SLEEPER AGENT.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:13 No.15615694
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>15615682
    get Doomrider.
    Tell him to plan for the biggest party Ever. so big, that his main man Slanessh gets born.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:14 No.15615699
    rolled 10 = 10

    Convert waifu to chaos. Form scheme to make her leader of the Eldar then marry her and forge allegiance between chaos mehreens and eldar.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:14 No.15615701
    rolled 18 = 18

    Facefuck Ahriman, make a video of it and send it to the Eldars!( This is fancy way to show them the pleasures of shlaanesh)
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:17 No.15615720
    rolled 37 = 37

    >>15615682

    make this happen! do it 35 minutes ago...

    also, 'izhipl' is acceptable according to captcha
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:17 No.15615722
    rolled 59 = 59

    TALK TO ELDAR WAIFU
    RIGHT FUCKING NOW
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:18 No.15615732
    rolled 10 = 10

    We still need to figure out WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:19 No.15615738
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>15615722
    if we do be cautious about it, bring a cadre of sorcerers to bring up a ward to protect against her powers. or outright halt her from manifesting them.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:20 No.15615739
    rolled 1 = 1

    CAGE TONS OF DINOSAURS, INFECT THEM WITH SOME SHIT TO MAKE THEM ALL HORNY AND STUFFS AND SET THEM LOSE ON THE ELDAR, WITH CHAOS SPUNK. YES, WE RAPE THE ELDAR AND WATCH THEM SPAWN CHAOS FROM THEIR PUSSIES MOTHERFUCKER.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:23 No.15615759
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>15615646

    The Eldar don't properly know the Chaos gods yet and currently are still the glorious Empire of Sadistic Rapists - form a group of Tzeentchian sorcerers, make some shiny psyker tricks to impress the Eldar and then tell them where to get "more".

    Also, denounce those Eldar speaking out against their decadence as hidden servants of the C'tan, so that Slaanesh may eat even more souls when s/he wakes up.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:23 No.15615760
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>15615739
    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEE
    REROLING FOR CHAOS.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)18:23 No.15615761
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    >>15615682
    You inform Ahriman that you plan to do something with the female Eldar you captured. "Another good idea my lord." he says "And here I was, thinking the only reason you captured that bitch was to please Slaanesh."

    You exit the chambers and head to the prison chambers. Inside one of the cells you see your red-haired Eldar warrior captive lying down. She raises her head up to you.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:24 No.15615767
    rolled 15 = 15

    Ask Slaanesh for some tentacles. Go tentacle fuck Dinosaur.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:25 No.15615774
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    rolled 88 = 88

    >>15615761

    Begin the "Ritual, we have a perfect being to create and by the gods we're going to get it done.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:26 No.15615785
    rolled 24 = 24

    >>15615761

    First things first, be on the guard for psychic shit from her.

    She's in a position of weakness. We show her how to obtain power through Chaos, and converting her should be a snap.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:26 No.15615788
    >>15615761

    Tell Araghast to channel all his rage into your dick.
    Also have Typhus enchance your dick with Space Aids that will neither affect the primary host (your slave), nor you, but all other Eldar that should even touch her.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:27 No.15615792
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>15615774
    don't you mean beings? LOOK AT THAT BITCH WITH SUCH GLORY THAT THE CHILD POPS OUT OF HERE RIGHT THIS SECOND.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:27 No.15615797
    rolled 9 = 9

    "God of pleasure give me tentacles and make my waifu futa!!!"
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:29 No.15615805
    rolled 73 = 73

    >>15615788

    Goddamnit
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:29 No.15615809
    rolled 46 = 46

    >>15615761
    "Of all the power, of all the 'grace', that your race holds. your Prophets and Seers. None predicted our arrival did they?" go on and laugh. "But, your fear is misplaced though. I come, as, a representative of the most powerful god that the eldar race has ever created."
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:29 No.15615810
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>15615792
    >>15615774

    Third ed, I almost feel bad for the Eldar...almost.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:30 No.15615817
    >>15615774
    MAKE IS SO
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:31 No.15615821
    >>15615792

    Holy shit. Better go put on the smooth jazz right now.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:32 No.15615830
    >>15615792
    and by, look at her. we mean have sex with.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:34 No.15615850
    rolled 25 = 25

    >>15615830
    and by have sex with her, we mean rape her brutally. For four years.
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)18:34 No.15615855
    >>15615774
    You open the cell and step inside.

    Your wife-to-be greets you be immediately smashing your head into the wall with her foot.

    The Eldar warrior prepares to deliver another swift kick to your head. However, it seems Khorne has blessed you as you grab the leg before it makes contact.

    "YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU" she screams

    The Eldar tries to unleash a psychic assault but you quickly smack her with Sindri. You then deliver a punch to the xeno's gut, causing her to fall over in pain. "You...bastard..."
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:35 No.15615868
    rolled 24 = 24

    >>15615855
    Get her up. Apologize for striking her and make her do the same.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:36 No.15615874
    rolled 48 = 48

    >>15615855
    SLOW DOWN BITCH YOU'RE MY WIFE NOT KHARN'S! HE MIGHT LIKE IT ROUGH ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME BUT I ONLY LIKE IT THAT WAY SOME OF THE TIME AND TONIGHT IS NOT ONE OF THOSE NIGHTS!

    YOU GONNA GET LOVED TENDERLY
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:36 No.15615879
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>15615855
    "We have to plan the wedding, you dumb bitch! CHRIST. Now, what's your policy on guests? Should this be a private ceremony? I need to pick a ring."
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:37 No.15615884
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>15615809
    >>15615855

    Retrying this.
    After all, its 100% True.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:37 No.15615892
    rolled 90 = 90

    >>15615874
    Second this!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:37 No.15615894
    rolled 60 = 60

    >>15615855
    Do this:
    >>15615792
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:38 No.15615896
    rolled 93 = 93

    >>15615855

    Grab her by the throat and lift her up until you've almost chocke her to death.

    Then make sweet love.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:38 No.15615898
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>15615855
    mind rape
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:39 No.15615903
    rolled 61 = 61

    "Slaanesh turn her into your minion !"
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:39 No.15615907
    rolled 93 = 93

    >>15615855

    The will of Slaanesh made manifest isn't going to create itself.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:39 No.15615910
    rolled 2 = 2

    kneel before her, gently lifting her hand up to your lips, then look up to her, and ask for her hand in marraige.


    promise her cookies if she says yes.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:40 No.15615918
    >>15615855

    Do >>15615792

    Do it now.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:41 No.15615926
    rolled 90 = 90

    Inform Kharn he's our best man.

    Ahriman can be a bridesmaid.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:42 No.15615930
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>15615910
    Welp, so much for that. Rolling for tearing her clothes off, then loving her until she screams your name. Also, fuck her so well, that she even begs you to let her suck your dick.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:42 No.15615931
    rolled 76 = 76

    >>15615926
    "you may rape the bride"
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:42 No.15615936
    rolled 57 = 57

    DESTROY HER IN MEANS OF ANAL DOMINATION !
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:43 No.15615937
    rolled 71 = 71

    BE ROMANTICAL AND SHIT
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:44 No.15615954
    >>15615907
    >>15615896

    Mood music? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab7e8y_IODk&feature=related
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:45 No.15615966
    rolled 56 = 56

    "WOMAN, I HAVE COME TO COURT THEE"
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)18:45 No.15615968
    >>15615896
    >>15615907
    You grasp the neck of the Eldar warrior with Sindri. Lifting her into the air, you press down and choke her. She starts at you with terrified eyes, gasping for breath until he runs out of it.

    She passes out and slumps onto the ground. You remove Araghast and begin the forging of the greatest heresy ever.

    (this is going to autsage, will make new thread)
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:46 No.15615973
    rolled 42 = 42

    >>15615918
    THIS!

    Also, rolling to see if the baby has glorious intellect and is the embodiment of all four chaos gods in one.
    >> That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 07/17/11(Sun)18:46 No.15615978
    rolled 47 = 47

    >>15615968
    Pin her down, get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:46 No.15615981
    rolled 59 = 59

    Best mood music is best.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4HQbRuWJUU
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:47 No.15615988
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>15615792

    Rolling for this even though it was in the past. IT MUST HAPPEN!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:48 No.15615998
    rolled 27 = 27

    >>15615988

    CURSES I WAS TOO LATE
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:48 No.15616004
    rolled 46 = 46

    >>15615988
    SLAANESH WILLS IT!
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)18:51 No.15616031
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>15615988

    Rolling my support for Slaanesh. Our fucking son is going to birth himself right the fuck now, like a xenomorph AW YEAAAAAAAAH
    >> OP !vv/Nr3MYLo 07/17/11(Sun)18:56 No.15616069
    >>15616064
    GET UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER
    >> Anonymous 07/17/11(Sun)19:09 No.15616200
    >>15615988
    Welp, Eldar Waifu is now preggers with Slaanesh-Jesus.



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