rolled 30 = 30

>>15616064

Rogh her up a little.

rolled 13 = 13

I demand that she tell us where we can find additional Eldar to capture and implant.

rolled 41 = 41

>>15616064

Simple, find the waygate the Eldar are using and camp it. One is never enough for the dark gods.

rolled 34 = 34

>>15616064
Better do it again, just to be sure.

rolled 3 = 3

>>15616064

Secure her holding cell, leave her alone to stew when she wakes up.

For now, we should get some more info about when and where the fuck we are.

>>15616064
WE DO THIS:

>>15615792

SLAANESH WILLS IT
>>15615988

rolled 56 = 56

>>15616064
One Eldar isn't going to do all that much; it's a big galaxy. Honestly, unless we repeat this plan en masse using all our legions and hundreds of thousands of Eldar, I doubt there will be much of an effect.

...

See it done.

rolled 51 = 51

meatspin and then figure out WHERE THE DREADNOUGHT CAME FROM

rolled 28 = 28

>>15616064
INFORM THE SHIP THAT WE, ABADDON, HAS MADE IT WITH A WOMAN.

rolled 56 = 56

>>15616086

FUCKING THIS GOD DAMN IT, STOP MUCKING ABOUT YA GIT

rolled 37 = 37

Wake her up and be charismatic as fuck.

>>15616086

Already done.

rolled 74 = 74

>>15616064

Tell Ahriman to infuse the Eldar with Warp Magic, drastically decreasing the time until the birth of your spawn and/or horribly mutating it.

Also praise Araghast for the good job.

>>15616100

We've already done that in this thread...

rolled 67 = 67

>>15616105

Supporting this.

rolled 48 = 48

>>15616086

THIS, in the name of Slaanesh!

rolled 74 = 74

>>15616109

Seconded, warp all over her.

rolled 7 = 7

>>15616086

This, let's get our son out of that bitch asap

rolled 39 = 39

Imbue the seed inside her with demonic energies of a slaneshhial nature.
They will make it to an egg even if they have to drag them down from the ovaries!

"FIRST CHILD OF SLANESSH, TAKE THIS BODY TO FORGE YOUR FORM! But dont destroy her coming out, if you know what i mean, that'd be a dick move."

rolled 72 = 72

>>15616115

And call our son Simon!

rolled 35 = 35

Tuck her in to bed.

rolled 95 = 95

>>15616127
>son

It might have one or two (or six) dicks but that doesn't make it male.

rolled 49 = 49

>>15616113
>>15616100

Doesnt matter! we must keep the crew informed and up to date!

Find out when the fuck we are.

>>15616086
You continue to stare upon the passed out Eldar. You look upon her glorious body with such lust and desire that he can hear the whispers of the still unborn Slaanesh.

Suddenly the Eldar's body jumps. You can see blood coming out and hear her moaning from pain although she is still unconscious.

It seems the Ruinous Powers have blessed you. Your bride-to-be is giving birth early.

rolled 38 = 38

Cuddle.

rolled 16 = 16

>>15616160
Name him robocop.

rolled 28 = 28

>>15616160
GET THE FUCKING APOTHECARIES RIGHT FUCKING NOW

rolled 88 = 88

>>15616160
call for Kharn, he's good with blood.

rolled 90 = 90

>>15616160
His name will be Sue, and he shall be the scourge of the galaxy.

rolled 61 = 61

>>15616160
Spend the next 40 year raising him and being An all around great father.

rolled 99 = 99

>>15616160
Call a jokaero midwife! Our waifu must survive!

Also, this is kind of echoing Nurgle's relationship with Isha, no?

rolled 23 = 23

>>15616160

YES! CALL ELIPHAS SO THAT HE MAY CUT THE UMBILICAL CORD! CALL OUR SON SIMON!

Call Ahriman and set course for the heart of the Eldar Empire, where he will enact a ritual to channel all the depravation of the Eldar into our son, then get the fuck out of there as our son becomes Slaanesh

rolled 61 = 61

>>15616178
>>15616178
>>15616178
>>15616178

... God damnit.
>>15616178

rolled 74 = 74

>>15616160
WE SEND OUR MIND INTO THE WARP AND ASK SLAANESH TO NAME THIS BLESSED CHILD.

Failing that, get the bitch to name it, it still has the surname ABADDON.

rolled 96 = 96

>>15616160
Help her give birth. With Sindri.

rolled 27 = 27

>>15616160
Get her to the ship med-bay RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

rolled 25 = 25

>>15616160
Use yours and SINDRII's own powers to to make sure the birthing goes fine!

send a jailor to fetch some pants, our son needs pants too.

rolled 16 = 16

>>15616183
>>15616178
Oh god.

rolled 1 = 1

>>15616183

FUCK YES TZEENTCH!

rolled 71 = 71

>>15616160

Use Sindri to powerfist her and draw that little fucker right out. By doing so,you also infuse the soon-to-be-born with Warp Energy.

rolled 16 = 16

>>15616189

>WE SEND OUR MIND INTO THE WARP AND ASK SLAANESH TO NAME THIS BLESSED CHILD.

>implying Simon isn't the pre-god Slaanesh

rolled 16 = 16

>>15616185
>>15616202

Oh god i can see it already. Simon fights the Emperor as a child, then Simon becomes Slaanesh and destroys the Eldar Empire.

rolled 35 = 35

If it's somehow a girl, call it AMARANTH ABADDON. The meaning of amaranth will be quite the parody.

>>15616183
>>15616178
Having never seen a women give birth before you panic.

You run around the cell for a bit thinking what to do when your mate screams out in pain. You frantically tune into the vox and call for Kharn and a jokaero.

Soon the monkey and astartes enter the cell. "WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?" Kharn asks

rolled 56 = 56

>>15616229

KHARN! READY YOUR CHAINAXE TO CUT THE UMBILICAL CORD OF SIMON!

JOKAERO! MAKE SURE EVERYTHING GOES OK!

rolled 95 = 95

>>15616229
With big brimming tears in our eyes:

"SAVE MAI WAIFU"

rolled 84 = 84

>>15616229
"THE WARP CHILD IS BEING BORN, WE MUST ENSURE IT'S SURVIVAL"

rolled 33 = 33

>>15616229
Save her, she must give birth to more chaos!

rolled 87 = 87

>>15616229

Have the jokaero take care of her, and then begin construction of a splendid cathedral of pain and blood worthy of a Black Crusade on the surface of Terra. When the Emperor or Eldar come we must be able to greet them properly.

rolled 40 = 40

>>15616229
I'M A DAD. HELP.

rolled 99 = 99

>>15616241
Make it so.

Also use Codpiece power to save her. not SINDRII, sindrii's likely to screw us over, the codpiece tapped dat ass already.

rolled 49 = 49

>>15616229
shit's going down, the Jokaero's going to take the lead on this one, but I need you to cut the umbilical cord with your chainaxe.

Also, I Despolied her, shit was so cash.

rolled 90 = 90

>>15616229

MAKE SURE THAT MY SON IS BORN WELL AND YOU CAN HAVE THE ELDAR BITCH!

rolled 45 = 45

>>15616229

You face Khârn: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, TAKE IT ALL AND MAKE SURE ITS SOURCE DOES NOT GET DIRTY WITH ALL THAT NURGLE STUFF,BRO.

As for the jokaero, you give him a pencil, rubber band, an old stripe of bubble gum and a suction pump and tell him to build something that helps your mate to give birth and enable the unborn to survive in pristine condition.

Also, promise him bananas if he should acclaim said goal.

rolled 32 = 32

>>15616229
Have Kharn teach the child in birth the important lessons in life.

>>15616263
>>15616183
>>15616178


Mother of god.

rolled 40 = 40

Oh god, what if its the Star Child.

>>15616293

The Chaos gods are amused.

rolled 73 = 73

>>15616294

Silly anon, our son is going to be Slaanesh.

rolled 5 = 5

>>15616309
OUR SON WILL BE WHATEVER MAKES HIM HAPPY, FAGGOT.

>>15616263
You turn to Kharn and the monkey, tears running out your eyes, and beg them to help you save the captive.

Kharn keeps the Eldar's body from jolting around, while the jokaero fetches some warm water. You walk over to the Eldar female and get down.

You feel Tzeentch's powers of change suddenly fill you codpiece. It seems he is pleased with what you are doing and wishes you to succeed. You press the codpiece against your bride-to-be and her muscles begins to ease.

You see a head coming out.

rolled 56 = 56

>>15616325
Ew, that's totes gross.

rolled 7 = 7

>>15616314

Your measly 5 says otherwise.

>>15616325

YES

YES

>Change

KHARN! DECAPITATE THE ELDAR THAT WILL MAKE HER STOP MOVING!

rolled 73 = 73

>>15616325

YES! In your excitement you crush the Eldar's ribcage with Sindri.

rolled 12 = 12

>>15616325
rolling for the baby to be godzilla

>>15616325
PULL THE HEAD OUT WITH SINDRI

>>15616325
EW GROSS.

Childbirth is so fucking chaos man. Why don't we do this more often?

rolled 15 = 15

>>15616325
Comfort your waifu! Nothing must harm her!

rolled 98 = 98

>>15616325

USE YOUR AWESOME POWER TO COMMAND THE BABY TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!

rolled 69 = 69

>>15616359
Crap I forgot to roll.

rolled 70 = 70

>>15616325
POWER! I NEED MOOOORE POWER!
MOOOOORE POOOOWER!

rolled 43 = 43

>>15616325
Call upon the dark gods to bless this child.

Then begin to cry again and tell Kharn that he's going to be an Uncle.

rolled 28 = 28

>>15616325
Argh, that was fast. Uh. Get some towels or something, my quarters have to be disgusting.

rolled 62 = 62

This is simultaneously the worst and the best quest thread ever.

rolled 17 = 17

but what if it's a girl?

rolled 45 = 45

>>15616380
NO, GODFATHER.

We need to plan that wedding too. We need Kharn in a tux.

rolled 15 = 15

>>15616325

Pull out the child with an amusing *Plop*, then gather as many minions fit within your ship's largest chamber and lift the child in the lion-king-style, proclaiming him to be "Simon, the very essence of Slaanesh, bane of the Eldar and a most horrificly cute bundle of joy.

Have everyone remark how he has the eyes of his father.
If one should say that he also has the arms of his father, kill the scoundrel.

Also allow Kharn to shlick all the blood from the birth and give the Jokaero a banana.

rolled 65 = 65

>>15616325
THANK THE GODS THIS BIRTH IS GOING RIGHT! I hope it's twins.

rolled 96 = 96

>>15616325
Do that breathing thing they always take about when it comes to childbirth. Maybe that will help.

>>15616391
>the best quest thread ever.

This is the only part of your post that is true

rolled 29 = 29

>>15616402
>Kharn in a tux

so for this plan we'll need alcohol, drugs, the restraints we use on the dreadnoughts and most of the sedatives in the galaxy.

rolled 1 = 1

Put your old arms on the child when its born.

rolled 84 = 84

Sindri, you'll be the kid's math teacher, Araghast, you can be the creepy uncle that keeps him proper traumatized, Ahriman, you suck, Kharn, you're the best godfather ever, Jokaero, have a banana, Eliphas will give it to you, throw poop at him if he doesn't.

>>15616373
Not willing to wait a second longer, you use your power to force the baby out. You shout loudly demanding that it come out right now.

As if it, or the Gods, were listening to you, the baby is pushed out from the Eldar. Kharn picks the newborn child, your heir, off the ground.

"IT'S A-"

(roll for gender)

rolled 21 = 21

>>15616431
STILLBORN!

rolled 39 = 39

>>15616431
Robot

>>15616431

MAAAAAAALE

rolled 87 = 87

>>15616431
>>15616431
>>15616431
GIRL.

rolled 4 = 4

>>15616431
GIRL!

rolled 67 = 67

>>15616446

AND THE ROLL.

rolled 19 = 19

Baneblade

rolled 33 = 33

GENDERLESS ABOMINATION!

rolled 64 = 64

>>15616431

Shemale. For hells sake, this is going to be fucking Slaanesh.

rolled 76 = 76

>>15616431

MALE

>>15616064
Slaanesh give me your blessings as I have anal with this xeno during the birth.

rolled 44 = 44

must be a boy or else

rolled 36 = 36

>>15616431
HERMAPHRODITE!

(hoping for 66, Slaanesh wants as much pleasure as eldarly possible)

rolled 46 = 46

Small planet

rolled 35 = 35

Ork!

rolled 12 = 12

>>15616431
Boy.
Also there's twins, the others a girl.

rolled 98 = 98

>>15616431

Hermaphrodite!

HORUS!

rolled 9 = 9

SHAQ

rolled 80 = 80

>>15616431
Hermaphrodite of course.
Blessed by Slaanesh.

rolled 10 = 10

>>15616431

It's a squid, male and female with tentacles and bright pink skin and hair.

rolled 9 = 9

>>15616431

HERMAPHRODITE

rolled 49 = 49

Girl.

rolled 74 = 74

>>15616431
Another fully grown Kharn

rolled 89 = 89

>>15616487
Forgot my roll.

rolled 95 = 95

>>15616431

PINK HERMAPHRODITE

rolled 2 = 2

Ambiguous.

rolled 26 = 26

Robot?

rolled 49 = 49

Little girl, so we can begin our caring father tv show.

rolled 50 = 50

>>15616431

A dinosaur.

rolled 55 = 55

>>15616431
Succubus

rolled 73 = 73

>>15616431
Warp rift that we must punch.

rolled 65 = 65

AMBIGUOUS GENDER

rolled 73 = 73

ARM

rolled 87 = 87

>>15616431

HERMAPHRODITE

rolled 59 = 59

>>15616431
ITS THE EMBRAH

rolled 94 = 94

Half monkey!

rolled 45 = 45

GIRL WHO WILL BE NAMED LUCY

rolled 30 = 30

>>15616431

The Emperor

rolled 84 = 84

Kaldor Draigo

rolled 79 = 79

girl

rolled 5 = 5

>>15616431
Ogryn.

rolled 30 = 30

Gril.

rolled 8 = 8

AN ARM

rolled 56 = 56

A Male!

rolled 13 = 13

A MANDRAKE GIRL.

rolled 62 = 62

>>15616431

A dragon.

rolled 1 = 1

Ambiguous

rolled 7 = 7

The Emperor

rolled 70 = 70

WT SNACKS

rolled 15 = 15

>>15616522

Half-Jokaero

rolled 80 = 80

>>15616431

PINK HERMAPHRODITE WITH TENTACLES

rolled 40 = 40

>>1561643
Perfect to scale replica wax model of yourself.

rolled 95 = 95

WHERE ARE YOU DICE GODS?!

rolled 79 = 79

Abaddon

we become our own father...

rolled 73 = 73

PERFECT SPAWN OF CHAOS.

This lil' fucker.

rolled 90 = 90

A suit of terminator armour

rolled 89 = 89

>>15616431

BEAUTIFUL PINK HERMAPHRODITE WITH TENTACLES

rolled 31 = 31

AHRIMAN

rolled 55 = 55

Horus

rolled 66 = 66

>>15616431

A dribling mass of ever changing tentacles.

In the shape of a HERMAPHRODITE

rolled 94 = 94

Bishonen

rolled 13 = 13

Bottle of delicious drink.

rolled 74 = 74

Captain Indrick "Spess Mehren" Boreale

rolled 98 = 98

CAP'N HADDOCK?

rolled 85 = 85

A skull

rolled 79 = 79

>>15616473
This.

rolled 51 = 51

>>15616574

SLAANESH WILLS IT! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

rolled 5 = 5

Robo futa!

rolled 81 = 81

>>15616574
Oh sweet jesus no

rolled 53 = 53

>>15616431
IT'S A CHAOS GOD

rolled 75 = 75

A cadian.

rolled 44 = 44

>>15616574

YES

YES

YES

rolled 38 = 38

>>15616574

Oh fuck.

rolled 74 = 74

Dinosaur!

rolled 84 = 84

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

rolled 38 = 38

>>15616573
HORUS!

rolled 98 = 98

>>15616574

rolled 82 = 82

..piece of poop. Wrong hole.

rolled 70 = 70

SCOURGE. HELL YEAH BABY BOY WITH WINGS.

rolled 46 = 46

does this mean we now need to go about creating all of the chaos gods?

rolled 35 = 35

>80+ posts submitting what our abomination of a spawn is.

I've never seen /tg/ this excited over a quest thread before.

rolled 69 = 69

>>15616574
>>15616574

rolled 38 = 38

>>15616431
A scarab.

rolled 9 = 9

Super Sayan-Jin

rolled 39 = 39

MACHA.

rolled 42 = 42

>>15616574

FUCK YES SLAANESH! YOU'RE THE BEST SON EVER

rolled 40 = 40

SLANNESH. WE WILL BIRTH SLANNESH RIGHT HERE AND NOW.

rolled 58 = 58

>>15616431

The baby is actually a Leman Russ battle tank in disguise.

rolled 48 = 48

>>15616431
No less then three squats.

rolled 13 = 13

GOKU. BUT EVIL. AND STUFFS

>captcha: slunce that

that's right abaddon, slunce that indeed.

OP is apparently busy with laughing frantically and/or puking his entrails out.

>>15616574
-THING!" Kharn finishes, holding the child as far away as possible from his face and turning away.

You look at your baby. It's a mess of multi-coloured twisting tentacles. There appears to be no face or body to the creature, merely tentacles, some of which look like reproductive parts.

The jokaero arrives with a tub of hot water, which it immediately drops when seeing the creature. Kharn walks over to you.

"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO NAME IT?" he asks

rolled 34 = 34

>>15616604
you mean that the baby is a titan?

rolled 8 = 8

THE FIRST FEMALE PRIMARCH

rolled 56 = 56

>>15616650
Simon

rolled 78 = 78

>>15616650

SLAANESH.

rolled 53 = 53

>>15616650
Rahorus Master of Man

rolled 93 = 93

>>15616640

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

rolled 86 = 86

>>15616650
>>15616650
>>15616650
Are you kidding? I obviously just fathered Slaanesh.

rolled 67 = 67

>>15616650

FUCKING SLAANESH OF COURSE!

rolled 94 = 94

>>15616650

KUBO TITE

rolled 52 = 52

>>15616650
Japan.

rolled 8 = 8

>>15616650
"MISTAKE. Vent the damn thing out the airlock. This is what happens when I have premarital, warp infused, not entirely consensual sex, I guess."

rolled 46 = 46

>>15616650
SINDRIIIIII

rolled 57 = 57

>>15616650
I SHALL NAME IT SQUISHY AND HE SHALL BE MY SQUISHY!

rolled 88 = 88

>>15616650
Noddaba

rolled 13 = 13

SLAANESH.

rolled 15 = 15

>>15616650

Simon Kubo of Slaanesh.

rolled 36 = 36

>>15616669

Ha ha disregard that post, I in no way intended to name our offspring that.

rolled 10 = 10

>>15616650
Creed.

rolled 84 = 84

Jim

rolled 38 = 38

>>15616650
"Jareth Gobblecoque."

rolled 83 = 83

>>15616686
KHORNE WILLS IT

rolled 24 = 24

>>15616686
Yes reverse Abaddon!

rolled 83 = 83

SIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! CLENCH THOSE TENTACLES!!!

>>15616666
Well... slaanesh wills it i guess.

rolled 40 = 40

>>15616686

What the-

Khorne wants to embarrass future-Slaanesh?

rolled 68 = 68

Nina.

rolled 2 = 2

>>15616650
The only suitable name:
Saya.

rolled 12 = 12

>>15616650
Vomit uncontrollably.

rolled 58 = 58

Noddaba Simon!

rolled 2 = 2

>>15616650

Name it Deumos, and then give it the Eldar captive and see what happens.

rolled 29 = 29

Marneus Calgar. It's almost as ugly as him.

rolled 79 = 79

>>15616650
Dr. Mikilov Bobboo, the Magnificent.

rolled 4 = 4

>>15616711

ROLLING FOR THIS

...so, Eldar Rape Quest?

rolled 91 = 91

>>15616650
admiral wolverine lightningbolt

rolled 14 = 14

we shall call it....

Offspring...

I SHALL NAME IT LAUREN.

rolled 56 = 56

>>15616711

THIS!

rolled 81 = 81

>>15616712

THIS.

rolled 51 = 51

>>15616722

6 threads of awesome, but you rape ONE elf...

rolled 49 = 49

>>15616728

rolled 61 = 61

>>15616711

Noddaba Simon! A true heir of Chaos has TWO names, like Ezekyle Abaddon!

rolled 4 = 4

Anus!..of doom!

rolled 32 = 32

>>15616742

Second.jpg

rolled 11 = 11

I lol'd, but it should be named Slanee-sue.

rolled 24 = 24

little billy bad ass

rolled 91 = 91

Kamina jr!

rolled 56 = 56

>>15616742
>>15616711

Supporting 2 names

>>15616686
You speak it's name. Noddaba. It 'tis a good name, you think.

You take your child from Kharn and lift him up, staring at the mass of tentacles. This...thing is your heir. Your spawn, your child and your monster.

It shall be the being which changes the fate of the galaxy.

What now, proud father?

rolled 20 = 20

>>15616742
No Noddaba Elykeze is it's name!

rolled 13 = 13

>>15616650
Joe. Joe Peterson.

rolled 62 = 62

Noddaba Simon

COME ON SLAANESH BLESS THIS DICE!

rolled 36 = 36

>>15616763
Throw it at the wall AS HARD AS YOU CAN.

rolled 76 = 76

>>15616650
Oh come on, that 66 was WAY down the line.
we got hermaphrodite a while while back with around a 98. dont give us some non functioning pos. Give us the Slanessh Born General, Bringer Of The Fall Of The Eldar

rolled 3 = 3

>>15616763
Punch Kharn.

rolled 44 = 44

>>15616763

Let it have the eldar captive as a birthday present.

rolled 79 = 79

>>15616763
Plunge our cock in it. For Slaanesh.
Make Eldar waifu watch.

rolled 19 = 19

>>15616763
Tell Kharn to get a priest, an organ, and a tux.

It's wedding time.

rolled 18 = 18

>>15616763

WAKE YOUR WIFE UP. SHOW HER WHAT YOU HATH CREATED. ISN'T SHE PROUD?

rolled 8 = 8

>>15616763

Add Simon as a second name, then lay it on top of the Eldar see what happens.

Also order the Jokaero to get some deal_with_it glasses for your child.

rolled 77 = 77

>>15616763
We try again, obviously this is the child we hide in shame.

rolled 50 = 50

>>15616763

Uh. Feed pregnant slaves to it?

rolled 32 = 32

Give it to the Jokaero. It must be hidden, lest one of the gods sway it to their side.

We're Chaos UNDIVIDED damn it.

rolled 82 = 82

>>15616650
Cthulhu

rolled 76 = 76

Force it to grow up in a instant then lead your armies to bring the eldar to heel.

rolled 89 = 89

>>15616763

Have it eat the Eldar.

rolled 21 = 21

>>15616763

Well, we have no idea what this new...thing is capable of. So how about we give it to its mother and see how he-it-whateverthefuck accepts its first victim?

rolled 50 = 50

>>15616763
restrain our waifu. then wake her up and show her our beautiful Sonaughter.

rolled 50 = 50

Get our waifu tucked into bed. Maybe some chocolate, and a "sorry I raped you to create an abomination" card.

rolled 68 = 68

>>15616793
Oh the irony.

rolled 41 = 41

>>15616793

GET THE FUCK OUT NURGLE

rolled 15 = 15

Get bored. Go find out where the fuck we are.

rolled 69 = 69

>>15616763
Show off your child to the legion.

rolled 60 = 60

>>15616816
Ahhh, you don't mean that.

rolled 69 = 69

>>15616763

Give the Eldar to Kharn, summon Ahriman and tell him to ready a ritual to give birth to Slaanesh through your son

rolled 74 = 74

Make Nodabba a Powerarmour!

rolled 35 = 35

>>15616763
We pit it against the raptors and teach it to be tough.

rolled 83 = 83

sacrifice baby

rolled 85 = 85

>>15616819
>>15616821

>69s

Does this count like Slaaneshi?

rolled 48 = 48

>>15616763
Give your T-Rex to your Son.

rolled 94 = 94

What an unsuitable failure this thing is. Give it to Kharn, instruct him to play soccer down in the hold with it.

rolled 92 = 92

Have Noddaba eat the Eldar, she is not needed anymore.

rolled 99 = 99

STARE AT THE MOTHERFUCKER. IT KNOWS YOU'RE IT'S FATHER AND BECAUSE YOU'RE MOTHERFUCKING ABADDASS, IT'S GONNA GROW THE FUCK UP INTO WHATEVER IT'S ADULT FORM IS RIGHT THIS SECOND AND USE IT'S POWERS TO OPEN A SMALL VERSION OF THE EYE OF TERRA.

rolled 56 = 56

Tell Eliphas Noddaba is also his boss.

rolled 58 = 58

>>15616844
This.

rolled 33 = 33

Give your Son to your T-Rex.

rolled 92 = 92

>>15616844
well I guess we can be proud of it then...

rolled 14 = 14

>>15616844
WINNER!

rolled 8 = 8

>>15616820

OH YES I DO OLD MAN. YOU JUST COST US THE LAST HUNDRED+ FUCKING POSTS<, ALL BECAUSE YOU CAN'T STAND HAVING SOMEONE PRETTIER THAN YOU BACK ON THE TEAM. PISS OFF.

rolled 26 = 26

>>15616844

YES! TZEENTCH!

TAKE THAT NURGLE

>>15616793
This is not right.

This child cannot be your heir. It is disgusting, wretched and horrid. Abaddon's heir smut be magnificent in all forms, including appearance.

The child will not be the one the change the galaxy.

You give the thing back to Kharn, and tell him you shall have another. You ready the Eldar female and begin the heresy once more.

You are finished after a few minutes. Now how do you proceed? Do you rush the birth once more, or wait for a natural one to occur?

rolled 71 = 71

>>15616844

YES!

YEEEEEEEES

rolled 8 = 8

>>15616872

Hey motherfucker what about the 99?

>>15616844

rolled 22 = 22

command your baby to fuck his mother and make you a grandson.

rolled 96 = 96

>>15616872
Rush the birth by playing a guitar really fucking loudly next to the womb.

rolled 23 = 23

>>15616872

Hey man pay attention:

>>15616844
>>15616844
>>15616844
>>15616844
>>15616844
>>15616844


99 over here.

>>15616844
FUCK WHY MUST YOU BASTARDS ALWAYS GET THESE ROLLS WHEN I'M WRITING MY POSTS RGGSTYFAJTARFTFAGAF!!!

rolled 24 = 24

>>15616872
natural birth this time.

rolled 57 = 57

>>15616863
Pish posh, don't worry now, I'll make sure it gets raised right.

>>15616872
A natural birth will give us more time to work. Don't rush greatness now, Abaddon. And take care to keep your wife alive! It wouldn't due for the poor child's mother not to be there.

rolled 75 = 75

>>15616872

More or less natural, use the warp to enhance the process, But not rush it.

rolled 65 = 65

>>15616872

Ignore Nurgle he's a faggot, do the 99:

>>15616844

rolled 79 = 79

>>15616872

NO!

OP, it's not too late! Allow the great Architect of Fate to lead you down the correct path! Do not listen to the pustulent lies of the Fly!

rolled 33 = 33

>>15616889

SImples, use the 99 for this birth!

rolled 98 = 98

this eldar child is bad sign, we should kill it for our gods!

rolled 25 = 25

>>15616872
Summon Arhiman to assist with making it gestate, obviously when we do it it turns into an abomination.

rolled 68 = 68

>>15616889

YES.

WE'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE UP ON OUR SON THAT EASILY.

rolled 67 = 67

>>15616872
Natural. Poor eldar won't be doing well after two warp rushed births.

rolled 87 = 87

Time for little Anal!

rolled 16 = 16

>>15616893

Seconded

ALRIGHT, HERE'S HOW IT'S GONNA GO DOWN

FIRST POST TO REPLY TO THIS CHOOSES WHETHER NURGLE SUCCEEDS OR TZEENTCH PREVAILS

ANY ROLL OVER 50 IS TZEENTCH

ANY ROLL UNDER 50 IS NURGLE

GO

rolled 55 = 55

>>15616940

>>15616940

rolled 44 = 44

We really need to set up a system of what blessing trumps what blessing.

rolled 21 = 21

Kill her, we don;t need her anymore. Give her to your t-rex.

rolled 42 = 42

roll

rolled 20 = 20

>>15616940

rolled 62 = 62

>>15616940
TZEEENTCHHH COME ON MOTHERFUCKER

(why can't we do both?)

rolled 43 = 43

>>15616940
Just use both; they're not mutually exclusive.

rolled 55 = 55

>>15616946
>55

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Competition between the first offspring and the second could make them both powerful.

>>15616946

YES

HELL YES

HELL FUCKING YES

rolled 59 = 59

NURGLE ABOVE ALL

>>15616963
i see irony.

rolled 96 = 96

>>15616940
>>15616946
Hooray for Tzeentch!

>>15616946
>>15616946
WELL PRAISE TZEENTCH!

NOW TIME TO WRITE A NEW POST

rolled 10 = 10

Both, both of them! Or mayby the laughin god has something to say here?

>>15616971
Changer of ways got you beat.

DO BOTH OP

rolled 80 = 80

>>15616946

YES

YES!

LONG LIVE THE RAVEN GOD

rolled 96 = 96

>>15616995
Long live Noddaba!

BY THE WAY, WAIFU STILL GOT KNOCKED UP AGAIN, BUT YOU'RE STILL GOING TO HAVE TZEENTCH BLESS YOUR CURRENT CHILD WITH HIS AWESOME

rolled 52 = 52

>>15616981

Could it be twins?

rolled 36 = 36

>>15616981
Seriously, OP, do both.
>Breed second child
>Do something useful with first child

The dark gods clearly approve of both these acts.

everyone knows that both was the correct answer, now the universe is doomed (not the way we want it) by the abomination.

rolled 16 = 16

>>15616981

Remember, we're going to use the warp to BUILD it, not rush it.

>>15617009

FUCK YES. OUR DARK SPAWN SHALL RULE THE GALAXY!

>>15617014
disregard that, op is faster than me.

rolled 1 = 1

twins with different fates :>

rolled 4 = 4

>>15617014

Well well well, someone's mad that Noddaba gets to destroy Terra long before the Emperor is even born

rolled 99 = 99

>>15616981

You are a god among men OP, I hope you understand that.

rolled 79 = 79

>>15617063

Tzeench agrees.

rolled 52 = 52

>>15617063
Oh gods we fathered Tzeentch.

Did anyone else just get that Noddaba is Abaddon spelled backwards?

rolled 40 = 40

Make the first child grow, as foretold by Tzeentch, to a mighty Psyker and forge a new one to lead
Together, one hideous to ruin the worlds, one magnificent to rule what remains, they shall slay the Galaxy itself.


In your name.
For chaos, eternal.

rolled 45 = 45

the second child will be it's fathers death

rolled 7 = 7

>>15617078
>>15617074
>>15617063

>ever changing mass of tentacles

It seems we didn't give birth to Slaanesh as we planned, but TZEENTCH!

>>15617055
Well frankly destroying Terra or the Emperor undoes us.

rolled 59 = 59

>>15617112
Just as planned!

rolled 6 = 6

first child will be more powerful but it's the second, who will bring the greatest chaos

>>15616844
As you think, you turn to your child.

The tentacled mass, despite having no eyes, seems to stare back. Although hideous, you still feel proud. You feel hopeful too, that the child may be blessed by Tzeentch to change. That it may still become something great.

As if the Raven God was reading your thoughts of hope, the tentacled mass changes before your eyes. Warp energy surrounds the creature, fire and light wrapping around it's appendages.

A blast of magnificent light temporarily blinds all around. As it goes away, you see your sonaughter in his ultimate form.

Noddaba is both terrible and majestic.

Your heir raises it's tentacles forward. The being rips through reality itself, forming a tear-like hole inside the cell. You can see the warp within, slowly expanding.

You are proud.

rolled 73 = 73

>>15617113
No it doesn't. An ork travelled back in time and killed himself he lived trough it.

>>15617149
No he died, leaving his Waaagh standing around confused.

rolled 69 = 69

>>15617140

Jump through the newly created hole.

rolled 92 = 92

kill it, it's too dangerous to you!

rolled 77 = 77

>>15617140
pull a 'Sonaughter I am Appoint' face as a single manly tear runs down our face

rolled 23 = 23

>>15617113

Not really, time is inconsequential to the warp. We shall live on because of it!

>>15617140

THAT HOLE BETTER BE THE SIZE OF THE MOON.

AT LEAST!

rolled 92 = 92

>>15617140

Have it find us more Eldar.

rolled 34 = 34

LET HIM KILL HIS MOTHER!

rolled 5 = 5

>>15617140
Lets find and kill the emperor with it.

rolled 99 = 99

>>15617140
Fail the only SAN check you will ever make.

rolled 75 = 75

OVER NINE THOUSAAAANNDDD !!!!!!!!

Well, that's all for now.Will return tomorrow.

Until then LET THE GALAXY TREMBLE!

rolled 55 = 55

>>15617140

Tell Ahriman to get us the fuck away before the hole swallows us and Terra!

rolled 23 = 23

>>15617208
DAMN, and just as I got that 77...

rolled 50 = 50

>>15617208

OP.

I AM PROUD

rolled 60 = 60

the great battle should be enough to show how much you're happy, that you've got that child

rolled 46 = 46

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15616064/
ARCHIVES FOR THE ARCHIVE THRONE

rolled 28 = 28

>>15617208
Don't forget >>15617203

rolled 92 = 92

let's burn this world to show your child what is important

>>15617232
Bitch better renew that shit with mah post.

rolled 93 = 93

DRAWFAGS, I DEMAND DRAWFAGS

For posterity.

>>15616179
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-hYLL7Gpos

rolled 77 = 77

>>15617532
Yeah man, that's where I was going with that.

>thatsthejoke.jpg

rolled 72 = 72

>>15618580
Oh c'mon, now I get doubles?!