rolled 8 = 8

>Miniature Lighthouse: A model of a lighthouse with an ever-burning beacon light. It attracts stormy weather.
>Wand of statement: When this wand is pointed at any physical object it will loudly exclaim exactly what you personally think about that object, even if you have yet to form an opinion about that object.
>The rod of animal amalgamation: When the tip touches a creature, all creatures of similar type suddenly stick together to form a larger version of the original creature. (think a large dog made of smaller dogs glued together) Size of the new creature is dependent on the size of the original animal and the number of similar animals near it. All creatures retain their normal intelligence and thought processes, they are simply stuck together.

The Flying Cookie: It is a cookie that flies about after its creator. It is "not bad" for a cookie in terms of taste.

>>15612439
>Gorgon's Eye: Turns any alcoholic drink within line-of-sight to stone.
Give it x-ray glasses and let it walk into a bar. Mass murder.
>>Bastard-ball: A hovering silver sphere that gravitates toward individuals whose parents were not married at the time of their conception.
Bring it into the hospital and use it to check for bastards. Then blackmail.

rolled 29 = 29

>Hair of Strife: This is a long blonde strand of hair that, once grasped by a man, will bond with him. It can be brushed off, but will reappear at inopportune moments, like when your wife is asking you where you've been all night. It exudes a subtle but distinct scent of perfume. The only way to get rid of it is to convince another man to pick the hair off you, at which point it bonds with him.
>Wand of Unrealistic Expectations: Tapping the wand against something concealed will make people believe that it is somehow better than it actually is. They expect your money pouch to contain more money that it actually does. They suspect you have a better physique beneath your cloak. Unfortunately, they view their expectations as merely reasonable and will not be impressed or put off by them. (If, for instance, you tap your poker cards, they may expect you to have three of a kind rather than a pair, but that won't affect the way they play their hand, even if it really should.) Upon revealing whatever was concealed, they will be vaguely disappointed.
>Wand of Jumbles: Waving the wand at something organized will put it into disarray as soon as nobody is looking at it. Carefully sorted stacks of paper turn to piles of pages randomly heaped together. A backpack full of items put in particular places will lose all sense of order. A second wave of the wand will restore everything to its original, sorted state.

>>15612444
>>The rod of animal amalgamation: When the tip touches a creature, all creatures of similar type suddenly stick together to form a larger version of the original creature. (think a large dog made of smaller dogs glued together) Size of the new creature is dependent on the size of the original animal and the number of similar animals near it. All creatures retain their normal intelligence and thought processes, they are simply stuck together.
Take this. Visit zoo. Touch everything.

>turns any alchaholic drink to stone
Would be pretty deadly if you unveiled it WHILE you were dirnking it

>>15612459
>>Wand of Unrealistic Expectations: Tapping the wand against something concealed will make people believe that it is somehow better than it actually is. They expect your money pouch to contain more money that it actually does. They suspect you have a better physique beneath your cloak. Unfortunately, they view their expectations as merely reasonable and will not be impressed or put off by them. (If, for instance, you tap your poker cards, they may expect you to have three of a kind rather than a pair, but that won't affect the way they play their hand, even if it really should.) Upon revealing whatever was concealed, they will be vaguely disappointed.
Everything that's mine has been touched by this.
>>Wand of Jumbles: Waving the wand at something organized will put it into disarray as soon as nobody is looking at it. Carefully sorted stacks of paper turn to piles of pages randomly heaped together. A backpack full of items put in particular places will lose all sense of order. A second wave of the wand will restore everything to its original, sorted state.
Prime trolling material

rolled 60 = 60

>Stygian Seeds: A back of seeds that, when planted, grow into corpses.
>To Bee or not to Bee Glove: A glove that makes the character’s left hand invisible to bumblebees.
>Pink Slip: A piece of paper that fills everyone within 10 meters with unease.

rolled 21 = 21

>Evil Eye: A small metal cage containing a floating eye. It constantly stares at the most evil person it can see.
>Hero's Pendant: A pendant of stealth which gives a +5 to all hide checks, then flashes brightly and plays an uplifting "success" chime when the wearer successfully passes undetected.

>Bastard-ball: A hovering silver sphere that gravitates toward individuals whose parents were not married at the time of their conception.

If only I had one of that...

rolled 48 = 48

>Box of Random Answers: A small metal box that, when opened, shouts the answer to a question that someone, somewhere in the world just asked.
>Bass Hook: A fish hook which causes all fish attached to it to become musically capable, followed by a short dance number, then the death of the fish.
>Aqua Chime: A bell that, when you ring it, causes all the water within fifteen feet to flow towards you.

An egg made out of stone that stands upright and continually spins counter-clockwise.
A talking turtle that tells you exactly what you should have done five minutes after you've done it.
A shard of metal that attracts other metal, usually in smaller pieces, or stick to larger pieces of metal, and can transfer this enchantment over time
A wicker basket that will only release its contents when they are deliberately taken out, except for coins--if you shake it, any coins will immediately fall out
A pastry shaped like a small turtle that regrows overnight to full size so long as you don't eat the head, and you store what's left in your satchel for a full eight hours without opening it again. It's not enough to stand as a meal but it's enough to remind you what food tastes like. Also it has little eyes on it that look at you innocently even as you eat it.
An Egg that, if willed by the owner, speaks in a gravely and deep voice, narrating the past 5 minutes of events in a film-noir "hardboiled" detective monologue.
A ring that glows a soft yellow-white in bright sunlight, but instead exudes a tiny miasma of darkness about a foot in diameter in total darkness.

A leather ball that always rolls north.

A belt that fits perfectly, but only if you don't need it.

A hat that glows like a candle, but only in direct sunlight.

A stone that is constantly 100 degrees Celsius.

A staff charged with the Random Spell Generator.

A wand of create wand (create wand).

A bottle that leaks without emptying.

>A shard of metal that attracts other metal, usually in smaller pieces, or stick to larger pieces of metal, and can transfer this enchantment over time
I assume this works with fuckin' magic?

>>15612507
This chime, perchance?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGE0P_jWWSg&feature=related

>>15612586
>A stone that is constantly 100 degrees Celsius.
That's actually pretty damn useful

>A staff charged with the Random Spell Generator.
...Oh dear God it's worse than the Rod of Wonder.

>A wand of create wand (create wand).
Like the Scroll of Create Scroll Scroll?

>A bottle that leaks without emptying.
Also very useful.

A Ring that let's you speak with stones.
>"Hey floor, what's the password for the pirate hideout?"
>GM: "God dammit!"

>>15612586
The rock is the exact boiling point of water. With that sitting in a tank of water you could eventually power a small machine indefinitely. Cook soup. Fuck just realized carrying it would be a bitch.

>>15612695
Use it as ammo for your sling.

archive this shit

>>15612695 Fuck just realized carrying it would be a bitch.

Just make a lantern-like container for it.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

Vote up

>>15612695
You would need a perfect insulating container to get even a small amount of water up to boiling without hitting mass-heat equilibrium.

But yes, nobody wants physics in their magic system.