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    19 KB VharaQuest, Act 2 VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)17:18 No.15748550  
    (Previous Thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/15738776/ )

    This is you. Your Name is Vhara. You are a Demon Girl.

    Today was the day that you got fed up of staying in heaven. A series of events has transpired leading to where you are right now - Namely, in the Hall of Spiritual Pleasures, in front of a very angry St. Peter who looks like he's about to smite your ass. You have at your disposal your loyal Demon Grunt Carl, and an army of 80 nerd Minions.

    Rolls are done only when I ask for them, please, and only 5 at a time to avoid needless thread clutter. When rolls are done, The roll is d(stat).

    Your Stats:
    Clout: 5
    Flightiness: 6
    Brainpower: 6
    Loveliness (Renamed Succubusness): 7
    Heresy: 6

    Carl's Stats:
    Clout: 6
    Flightiness: 0
    Brainpower: 3
    Loveliness: 0
    Heresy: -3

    Nerd Minion's Stats (each):
    Clout: 4
    Flightiness: 0
    Brainpower: 2
    Loveliness: -1
    Heresy: 1

    In any case, St. Peter is standing in front of you holding a giant, flaming sword with which he seems very eager to chop you into tiny, crispy bits. However, he looks somewhat the worse for wear due to his earlier poisoning at your hands.

    What will you do?
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)17:21 No.15748583
    have a giant orgy with the nerd minions
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)17:23 No.15748601
    >>15748550

    Initiate boss fight music.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnGnJWKyBak
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)17:24 No.15748616
    >>15748583

    You are not a Succubus! You're just a Demon Girl, yeesh!

    I'm going to ignore all commands involving sex, so I would advise you not to post them. Keep it PG-13.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)17:33 No.15748714
    UNLEASH THE HORDE.

    Send the 80 minions after St. Peter and sneak by with Carl/Duncan amidst the resultant chaos.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)17:47 No.15748848
    rolled 3, 10, 3, 3, 8, 14, 9, 16, 14, 11, 10, 14, 8, 4, 10, 13, 10, 15, 4, 1 = 180

    Seconding. Unleash the horde.

    Rolling 20d16, since can't roll 80d4
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)17:49 No.15748873
    rolled 6, 13, 13, 3, 9, 13, 14, 7, 10, 3, 4, 8, 4, 1, 12, 16, 5, 5, 14, 8 = 168

    How the hell did St. Peter even get in there? We left him passed out by the pearly gates. How'd he get past the hall of earthly pleasures without us seeing him?
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)18:02 No.15748995
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    >>15748714

    >UNLEASH THE HORDE

    You command your horde of Nerd Minions to charge on Sir Peter, which they gladly do with much rage. Peter appears completely immobilized, But the Nerd Minion's flabby limbs and untrained flailing will probably fail to hurt him in any way. Furthermore, There's now a wall of nerds blocking your path. You guess you could fly over, but you're not nearly strong enough to lift Carl and Fly at the same time, and you're not too fond of flying over that waving sword either.

    ... Speaking of the waving sword, Peter seems too distracted by your horde of minions to pay attention to anything else.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)18:06 No.15749027
    We must steal that sword!
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)18:07 No.15749041
    Wait for the perfect moment and get the sword! FLAMING SWORD HO!
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)18:09 No.15749060
    Get the sword!
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)18:10 No.15749078
    > => ABSCOND with SORD
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)18:11 No.15749084
    >>15749060
    >>15749041
    >>15749027

    > You decide to steal the Flaming Sword.

    Roll Flightiness (d6). A 3 will suceed.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)18:12 No.15749094
    captcha: clearly daaliti
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)18:13 No.15749096
    rolled 5 = 5

    .
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)18:15 No.15749115
    rolled 6 = 6

    Come on, lady needs a new flaming sword!
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)18:17 No.15749130
    rolled 6 = 6

    Baby needs a new shiny!
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)18:18 No.15749136
    rolled 4 = 4

    Rollan
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)18:20 No.15749150
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>15749084
    I'm so glad this is back!
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)18:33 No.15749241
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    >>15749136
    >>15749130
    >>15749115
    >>15749096

    >Rolled 5,6,6,4,1
    >Final Roll is 5

    You fly over and snatch the FLAMING SWORD OF HOLY VENGEANCE with ease! Thins sword provides a flat +6 Bonus to Clout rolls Now on clout rolls, you can roll d(Clout)+6!

    ... Wait, what's that sizzling noise? [cutscene, Vhara will not accept commands right now]
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)18:47 No.15749371
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    >>15749241

    >AAAAAAH SHITFUCKING COCKTITS THIS HURTS

    Your Heresy is way too high to wield such a holy sword! Your hand literally catches on fire and you throw the FLAMING SWORD OF HOLY VENGEANCE away in pain!

    Carl somehow manages to avoid getting it planted in his brain by catching it just in time. Since his Heresy is at -3, though, he can weild it just fine.

    With this new revelation, what will you do?
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)18:49 No.15749391
    lets give it to carl.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)18:50 No.15749397
    >>15749371
    Tell Carl to kill St. Peter with it. The nerds are holding him down.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)18:50 No.15749403
    >>15749371
    Put out hand-fire,
    Dispatch nerd-horde,
    Carl Vs Peter,
    Sneak into the door
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)19:01 No.15749491
    >>15749403
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)19:13 No.15749585
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    >>15749403
    >>15749397
    >>15749391

    >FINISH HIM!

    While extinguishing your hands, you order your Nerd Horde to clear the way and hold St. Peter down. You order Carl to finish him off.

    Carl has to roll his Clout (d6+6)! A roll of 9 will be a sucess!
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)19:15 No.15749599
    rolled 5 + 6 = 11

    >>15749585
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)19:18 No.15749626
    rolled 1 + 6 = 7

    Well hopefully some of the other artifacts here aren't blessed like the sword. That or hope that the sword isn't so holy once it's killed St. Peter.
    >> dice+1d6+6 Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)19:19 No.15749641
    >>15749585
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)19:20 No.15749648
    rolled 2 + 6 = 8

    >>15749585
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)19:21 No.15749649
    >>15749641

    You have to put it in the E-Mail slot, doofus!
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)19:21 No.15749650
    rolled 1 + 6 = 7

    ATTAAAACK!
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)19:21 No.15749655
    rolled 6 + 6 = 12

    >>15749585
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)19:21 No.15749661
    rolled 2 + 6 = 8

    >>15749585
    FINISH HIM!
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)19:25 No.15749698
    Lets bamf the sword
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)19:26 No.15749713
    >>15749698
    Great idea. Let's try that after we're done.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)19:26 No.15749715
    >>15749698

    Oh yeah, I think of trying to bamf the sun but I didn't think to try bamfing the sword? Damn.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)19:30 No.15749746
    >>15749715

    Oh well, might as well try bamfing St. Peter's corpse once our minion deals with him while we're at it.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)19:51 No.15749952
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    >>15749650
    >>15749648
    >>15749626
    >>15749626
    >>15749599

    >Rolled 11,7,8,7,12
    >Final Roll is 10

    Carl cleaves St. Peter's head in twain.

    Saint Peter has been Slain.

    You gained +2 Flightiness! Your Flightiness is now 8!
    You gained +1 brainpower! Your Brainpower is now 7!
    You gained +3 Loveliness! Your Loveliness is now 10!
    You gained +4 Heresy! Your Heresy is now 10!
    You remembered the technique "Hellfire"!

    Carl gained +2 Clout! Carl's Clout is now 8!
    Carl gained +3 Heresy! Carl's Heresy is now 0!
    Carl learned the Technique "Grievous Slash"!

    It appears that Carl's kind heart can't quite stand up to the fact that he's just killed someone, and is now just staring at the bloody sword.

    If you want to continue using the FLAMING SWORD OF HOLY VENGEANCE as it is you might have to get Carl to do some good deeds.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)19:54 No.15749985
    rolled 6 + 6 = 12

    >>15749952
    OK, so now we enter the door. After we raid the Hall of Spiritual Pleasures we can figure out what to do with Carl.

    The Nerd horde can stand guard outside, on alert in case we need them. Carl should stay a few steps back just in case.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)19:57 No.15750023
    Carl loves shorts, they're comfy and easy to wear.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)19:59 No.15750041
    Where can we find some sexier clothes?
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)19:59 No.15750048
    >>15749952
    Bamf the sword.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)20:00 No.15750058
    Bamf the sword, and bamf Saint Peter's corpse.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)20:01 No.15750064
    >>15749952


    Go back to the previous room and use force the red and blue angels to open the red door. Use the horde. That'll get us some heresy.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)20:02 No.15750078
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    >>15749746
    >>15749715
    >>15749713

    >Bamf the sword.

    Bamfing the FLAMING SWORD OF HOLY VENGEANCE with St. Peter's blood on it ends up integrating it into the blade and the sword turns into an UNHOLY FLAMING CLEAVER OF ANGEL-SLAYING. It now provides an additional +2 bonus against Angels. However, it's also now too heavy for Vhara to carry!

    >>15749698

    >Bamf St. Peter's Corpse.

    As expected, it still does nothing! An angel is still an angel, even if his head is in two pieces!
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)20:05 No.15750100
    >>15750078
    Give the sword to Carl, and then go kill those Red/Blue angels.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)20:06 No.15750116
    >>15750100
    No don't kill both keep the Blue one around change his clothes and have him spread the word of our conquest.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)20:19 No.15750205
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    >>15750064

    >Give the sword to Carl, Force the angels to open the Trap Door.

    Carl is already in posession of the UNHOLY FLAMING CLEAVER OF ANGEL-SLAYING.

    Since Carl is still catatonic, you head outside and order your Nerd Minions to get the angels to open the door. Both turn to piles of ash on the ground when they try.

    You gained +2 Heresy! Your Heresy is now 12!

    >>15750100

    Certainly not in Heaven!
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)20:21 No.15750221
    Also, you could probably leave heaven now that St. Peter isn't guarding the Pearly Gates anymore. he was the only thing that ever kept you from leaving.

    Do you want to raid the Hall of Spiritual Pleasures for more artefacts or try and head to the Human World?
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)20:25 No.15750240
    >>15750221
    More artifacts then we can outfit Carl as a demon lord of lame.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)20:26 No.15750248
    more artifacts
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)20:26 No.15750250
    >>15750221
    Yes.
    Sure, we're technically done, but there's loot! And potential human-worlding!
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)20:27 No.15750265
    MORE LOOT.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)20:28 No.15750266
    We could just let Carl control the 80 minions while we go to Earth and start bamfing stuff.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)20:42 No.15750365
    probably not much in there we can carry/use personally but it would be nice to have a few trinkets to bribe or empower followers with.

    to the artifacts!
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)20:54 No.15750447
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    >>15750265
    >>15750250
    >>15750248

    >LOOTLOOTLOOTLOOTLOOT

    The loot isn't nearly as awesome as you expect it to be, but you do grab some nifty stuff (After Bamfing it so you can use it, of course.

    You obtain:
    HELLSTEEL CENTURION ARMOR, which gives a +4 Bonus to Clout for the purpose of taking hits, but It has no space for Wings, for some dumb reason! These dumb angels don't make anything right.
    SOULSTEEL POWERBOW, which gives a +2 Bonus to Clout attack rolls and allows you to attack from a distance. It has an additional +1 Bonus against living things.
    A PAIR OF REGULAR STILETTO DAGGERS, which allow you to make melee attacks with Flightiness instead of Clout. Why were a pair of regular old knives in the Hall of Spiritual Pleasures? It is a mystery.

    You also nick a few thousand dollars worth of priceless artifiacts that you get your minions to carry (carefully).

    Carl has snapped out of his Catatonia by now, but he's staying quiet.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)20:57 No.15750474
    >>15750447


    Give the armor to Carl. Take the bow and the stilettos for ourselves. Now we need to go conquer the human world.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)20:57 No.15750475
    >>15750447
    Conquer Earth with minion army and superior powers. Carl, uh, maybe he can hang here? I have an uneasy feeling about him.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)20:59 No.15750491
    >>15750447

    Give the Hellsteel armor to Carl and keep the Bow and Knives for ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)21:00 No.15750505
    re-bamf Carl and lets go to earth.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)21:01 No.15750522
    >>15750447


    Can you bamf the daggers?
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)21:02 No.15750529
    Get some of Peter's blood on those stilettos and then bamf them up.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)21:03 No.15750537
    >>15750447
    can we "bamf" him harder? or recondition him to more readily accept his new role as our protector?
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)21:05 No.15750566
    >>15750537
    >>15750505
    >>15750475

    >Re-Bamf Carl
    Bamfing Carl again has no effect. He says he's already undyingly loyal to you and would follow you to the gates of hell itself (Which, all things considered, is actually pretty likely!).
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)21:07 No.15750580
    >>15750447
    baptize carl in St. Peter's blood so we can give him a little upgrade. Afterwords tell him: "together we will free all the world's people from the false god's tyranny and have one a hell of a good time doing it"
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)21:15 No.15750671
    >>15750580
    ok, even if it doesnt upgrade him baptize him in the blood anyway. Bastardized holy rituals are sure to score us both some heresy.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)21:20 No.15750755
    >>15750580
    aw ye
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)21:21 No.15750776
    Seconding baptizing in blood, and blooding up and bamfing the stilettos.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)21:34 No.15750975
    Even better idea for baptism we go traditional route.
    Fill a fountain with angel blood
    Pray as we dunk him under then do a pentagram on his forehead.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)21:36 No.15750998
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    >Dip the Daggers in St.Peter's Blood and Bamf them.

    Doing so makes them nifty BLOODSOAKED STILETTOS OF ANGEL-KILLING, Affording a +2 bonus against Angels.

    >>15750505
    >>15750491
    >>15750475
    >>15750474

    >Gear up and Go to Earth.

    As soon as you and Carl step through the pearly gates, You're teleported somewhere on earth. You've been through this before, But Carl hasn't Carl looks absolutely terrified.

    Then again, the Decor of the room might help. Usual satanic worshipper stuff, crazy scrawling on the walls in blood, blood pentagram, lit candles, cobwebs, and black paint. The works.

    Though you're not quite sure what the writing on the wall is supposed to mean.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)21:37 No.15751012
    >>15750975
    >>15750776
    >>15750755
    >>15750671
    >>15750580

    You make a mental note to do that at the next oppertunity.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)21:37 No.15751018
    >>15750975
    we should definatley etch out a few unholy sigils on our little buddy durring his baptizm

    >science antatif

    thats right captcha, fuck science
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)21:37 No.15751020
    >>15750998
    Calm Carl down a bit, can't have a panicky sword-wielder.
    Then proceed through door, prepare the HELLFIRE anything that gets in your way.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)21:39 No.15751038
    >>15750998
    Open the door, Get on the Floor, Have Carl walk the dinosaur.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)21:40 No.15751049
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    thats weak-sauce bro
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)21:45 No.15751134
    >>15751038
    >>15751020

    When you try the door, It's locked.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)21:47 No.15751168
    >>15751134
    BAMF THE DOOR
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)21:48 No.15751173
    >>15751134
    Well then have Carl pick the lock with his sword.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)21:50 No.15751203
    >>15751134
    HELLFIRE the door. What's the worst that could-
    Carl, smash the door down.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)21:53 No.15751247
    tell carl to settle. for now we're the most badass thing in this house.

    then tell him to assert himself through the door
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)21:55 No.15751278
    Have Carl AGGRESS the DOOR.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)22:11 No.15751499
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    >>15751247
    >>15751203
    >>15751173
    >>15751168

    >You tell Carl to attack the door.

    Surely enough, he smashes it into tiny peices with the sword. His display of violence is enough to convince him that whatever's here isn't a threat to him. [cont'd]
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)22:23 No.15751579
    >>15751499
    Hell yeah Carl, swing that sword!
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)22:29 No.15751604
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    >You proceed through the door.
    You also briefly contemplate walking the dinosaur, but this is not the time nor the place. Plus, you didn't open the door, you smashed it into tiny bits.

    Looks like there was a struggle in here. Whoever made the ritual room appears to be dead now. Blood everywhere, and it's all long dried.

    Did he cut off his own hand? Hardcore.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)22:29 No.15751608
    Open the door thats on the other side of the room
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)22:32 No.15751628
    Steal that guy's awesome robe!
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)22:32 No.15751629
    Also, I'd like commands to be specific from now on. Saying "Open the door" means Vhara will open it, and Carl will stay where he is. "Open the door and have Carl come with you" is what you need if you want to keep Carl with you.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)22:33 No.15751632
    >>15751604
    Well I trust the wall's judgement we should get right out of here and into the next room and have Carl carry the body.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)22:34 No.15751642
    >>15751604
    -take the murder weapon. its gotta have some bad mojo
    -search his body, might have somthing interesting on him.
    -then proceed out the door.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)22:34 No.15751645
    Hows Carl dealing with all this? If he needs it give a little word of encouragement and give him a quick kiss.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)22:36 No.15751662
    >>15751642
    don't forget to take Carl with you. Can't leave him alone.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)22:38 No.15751685
    >>15751629
    cant we just assume carl is allways coming with us unless we say otherwise? its pretty obvious we arent going to abandon the clyde to our bonnie.

    i am seconding giving carl a bit of succubus type encouragement. give him a kiss and tell him how badass hes become.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)22:44 No.15751731
    We should take the severed hand, too. Just in case.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)22:51 No.15751780
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    >>15751628
    >>15751632
    >>15751642
    >>15751645
    >>15751662
    >>15751685
    >>15751731

    >Encourage Carl, Loot, Get out

    You take the SEVERED HAND and BLOODY KNIFE. There's something odd about the hand, but you can't put your finger on it (You're so witty).

    >"You've been dealing with this pretty well, Carl. You're so manly."
    Carl blushes a bit and flexes. You kiss him on the cheek and he blushes a bit more and says that you don't have to compliment him, he just wants to help you.

    You try to take the guy's BADASS ROBE OF DARKNESS But it's practiaclly fused to his body, and you aren't looking forward to trying to peel it off (or wear it afterwards) so you leave it alone.

    Finally, you decide to obey the wall and leave the room. This door's unlocked, at lea- what was that noise
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)23:01 No.15751857
    >>15751780
    Investigate sound.
    Then Hellfire the Cultist body for good measure. Things don't look right with it from our angle.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)23:04 No.15751892
    >>15751780

    Quick, Bamf the robe guy's corpse. Bamf the knife and the hand, too.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)23:06 No.15751903
    From here on out, our default option is bamf. Bamf EVERYTHING. If it something doesn't bamf, tell us.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)23:06 No.15751909
    >>15751780
    the hand is posessed. ready the hellfire but dont fire yet, and make a mental note to check the hand more closely after the noise is investigated
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)23:07 No.15751916
    >>15751780

    Oh shit, were you the guy that did Loliquest a long, long time ago? That was rad, man. Keep on keeping on.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)23:09 No.15751936
    >>15751916

    Nope, I didn't do that thread, sorry.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)23:10 No.15751945
    HELLFIRE THE CORPSE
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)23:27 No.15752081
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    >>15751909
    >>15751903
    >>15751892
    >>15751857

    >UNHOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT

    Your first reflex is to wheel around and Bamf the corpse, but Puzzlingly enough that doesn't do anything- The Corpse is moving on its own, and it's immune to demonic corruption somehow! Your second impulse is to blast it with Hellfire, but that seems to have only made it angry!

    Are those tentacles growing out its mouth and where its hand used to be?! Is that purple blood?!

    You feel a wriggling in your pocket...
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)23:28 No.15752090
    >>15751945
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)23:31 No.15752109
    >>15752081
    Ditch the Hand
    Carl, Grievous Slash the...thing!
    You, GTFO
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)23:32 No.15752115
    >>15752081

    CARL! SMITE IT!
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)23:32 No.15752118
    >>15752081

    1.Grab and throw the severed hand we had picked up at the tentacle-cultist-thing.
    2. Order Carl to slice and dice the tentacles.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)23:38 No.15752168
    Try to recruit it.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)23:43 No.15752216
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    >>15752118
    >>15752109

    >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)23:45 No.15752227
    >>15752216
    Stab it with the knives until it stops being scary.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)23:45 No.15752233
    WOAH WOAH!

    WAIT A SEC!

    We're evil, this thing is most likely evil, and we're a demon known for social graces.

    Let's just talk to the thing. Introduce yourself and see if the thing responds. If he tries to hurt us, then order Carl to smite.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)23:46 No.15752251
    >>15752233
    Second.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)23:47 No.15752257
    >>15752233
    No, no way man.
    There's evil, and then there's -EVIL-.
    We're just some demon girl of classic rock and roll and drugs evil. This guy?
    He's an ELDER evil. Fucker was probably crusing around in oblivion when got turned on the lights.
    Jerk.

    >Montio considered
    That clinches it, we need a character named Montio, and he must be a philosopher of some sort.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)23:50 No.15752288
    >>15752257
    >forgot to make a suggestion/command action.
    FUCKING RUN, BITCH.
    And burn the house down on your way out! Tentacle horrors hate fire!

    >llicat microcosms
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/29/11(Fri)23:52 No.15752309
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    >>15752216

    The corpse horror facepalms.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)23:54 No.15752330
    >>15752309
    Ha!
    Now seriousle, we and Carl need to running time. Forget fighting it, cutting it open might just sprout out more tentacles.
    >> Anonymous 07/29/11(Fri)23:56 No.15752343
    >>15752309
    >The horpse corror facepalms.
    Wut?

    >overAU algebra
    Algebra involving distances over Astronomical Units?
    Fuck. That. Shit.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/30/11(Sat)00:05 No.15752426
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    >>15752118
    >>15752115
    >>15752109

    Carl uses this as his oppertunity to be a COMPLETE BADASS.

    Carl used Grievous Slash!

    The TENTACLE HORROR was slain!

    Carl gained 2 Clout! His Clout is now 10!
    Carl gained 1 Brainpower! His Brainpower is now 4!
    Carl gained 2 Loveliness! His loveliness is now 2!
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)00:07 No.15752445
    >>15752426
    Oh god Demons Soul flashback.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)00:09 No.15752470
    >>15752426
    are we slutty enough to bone carl now? sex at the site of a terrible ritual suicide/elder god summoning will make him even more bad-ass.

    if not he needs a bj or somthing of that nature
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)00:28 No.15752618
    >>15752426
    Whoo! Great job Carl!

    Now, I presume that in his badassery, we escaped unscathed and without a single care? And are now on the other side of the previous, unlocked doorway?
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)00:39 No.15752712
    Give Carl a sporting pat on the ass for his badass victory, and then we get the fuck outta here.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/30/11(Sat)00:44 No.15752752
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    Carl seems rather proud of himself.

    The TENTCLE HORROR seems to have been slain, at least for the time being. At the very least, it can't get back up... For now.

    You have a feeling that hanging around is probably a bad idea in any case.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)00:46 No.15752776
    =>ABSCOND.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)00:48 No.15752795
    Lets go through the other door with Carl in front.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)00:58 No.15752901
    Let's try coating the bow in that tentacle horror's blood and bamfing it.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)01:00 No.15752924
    >>15752901

    On second thought, let's not get too close to the body. Just get going.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)01:02 No.15752939
    >>15752752
    Delicious blood, you must take it.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/30/11(Sat)01:06 No.15752992
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    >>15752939
    >>15752901

    That is a bad idea in all the ways and you don't really want anything to do with that purple blood!

    >>15752924
    >>15752795
    >>15752776

    You head through the door.

    You're now in a Hallway. There's quite a few doors, and a mixture of both the regular blood and that icky purple goo. There's a sign on the opposite door that seems really, really ominous....
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)01:12 No.15753071
    Lets go to that door to the left of the exit where that girl is and try to talk to her. Carl will be in front.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)01:14 No.15753083
    >>15752992
    Ohoho, someone is peeking in at the far door there. Wave happily at them and say hi. Sure it's silly but it can't hurt.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/30/11(Sat)01:16 No.15753104
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    >>15753071

    What Girl?
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)01:18 No.15753123
    >>15752992
    Smilyface in the far left door.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)01:18 No.15753124
    >>15753104
    Have Carl knock politely on the door on the far left. With Vhara right behind him.

    Or kick it down, you know, whatever works.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)01:19 No.15753128
    >>15753104
    The one you could have sworn was in the corner of your vision just now but you might have imagined it except that sudden wham seems like compelling evidence that you should investigate. Maybe.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)01:22 No.15753160
    >>15753124
    >>15753128
    These
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)01:24 No.15753186
    Break down that door and go after her
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)01:30 No.15753234
    >>15753104
    Let's investigate the resounding WHAM by KER-CRUSHing the bloodless door down.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)01:32 No.15753252
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    >>15752992
    >is that... stocking?
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/30/11(Sat)01:33 No.15753265
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    >>15753124
    >>15753128
    >>15753160
    >>15753186
    >>15753234

    This time, Carl opts for a polite knock instead.
    [cutscene]
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)01:36 No.15753290
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    >>15753265
    CRASH!

    GET ON THE FLOOR WITH YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/30/11(Sat)01:40 No.15753331
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    Unfortunately the door gets broken down anyway, although this time it's not Carl.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)01:42 No.15753341
    >>15753331
    OH NOES!
    Is Carl alright!? His life takes immediate priority right now!
    As long as we don't get hurt. Screw getting hurt, that sucks.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)01:42 No.15753342
    >>15753331
    God damn dragons.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/30/11(Sat)01:54 No.15753451
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    Who's this broad, and why is she trying to kill you?

    What are these tentacled horrors that plague the mortal realm?

    Will Vhara ever find sexier clothing to wear?

    And is Carl okay?! (Yeah, he is, Demons are immune to fire.)

    All these questions and more answered Tomorrow in Vhara's Quest: Act 3!
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)01:56 No.15753464
    >>15753451
    Is there a definite starting time or is it just whenever on whatever day?
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/30/11(Sat)01:58 No.15753478
    >>15753464

    Yeahprettymuch but I'll probably start again around 1 or 2 in the afternoon. I might not be doing it over the weekend, though. Just keep your eyes peeled.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)01:59 No.15753487
    >>15753478
    So, bout the same time as this one, or 1-2 EST US? I lurk enough that I'll catch it eventually, keep up the good work, Vince.
    >> VincePaladin !!IbsWyCqdOcE 07/30/11(Sat)02:05 No.15753535
    >>15753487

    About the same time as this one, 1-2 pm Mountain Time. Yeah, I live in a weird timezone. So, 12-1 pm PST.
    >> Anonymous 07/30/11(Sat)02:11 No.15753587
    >>15753535
    Noted. I got 17:18 starting time, which is 5:18 where I live. I'll start looking then.



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