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  • File : 1312112380.jpg-(163 KB, 810x614, vampire_dwarf_by_devburmak-d375lyo.jpg)
    163 KB Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)07:39 No.15767164  
    If a vampire drinks dwarf's blood, does he get drunk?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)07:40 No.15767172
    Do bears shit in the woods?
    >> Dan the Viking 07/31/11(Sun)07:42 No.15767180
    >>15767172
    Does the pope?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)07:46 No.15767216
    >>15767180
    Is the Pope a bear?
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 07/31/11(Sun)07:48 No.15767229
    >>15767216
    Everyone's a bear.
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 07/31/11(Sun)07:48 No.15767230
    >>15767216
    Rawr rawr Rawr?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)07:49 No.15767235
    >>15767216
    Are the woods catholic?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)07:49 No.15767236
    >>15767229
    >>15767230
    Oh god thats so fuRAWR rawr rawr mrrr rawr
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)07:49 No.15767239
    >>15767164
    I'd say in most terms, no. Vampires have a supernatural dependancy on blood, they don't metabolise it. They are dead, they don't metabolise anything.
    On the other hand, the idea of a Vampire coven of fratboys guzzling down a khazad or two and waking up the next evening with a hangover from the hells is pretty amusing.
    As would be bringing a dwarf or two to a storm wracked castle in lieu of bringing a keg.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)07:51 No.15767247
    >>15767216
    >>15767230
    >>15767235
    I fucking lost it /tg/, within less than 10 posts
    This will be a fun thread
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 07/31/11(Sun)07:51 No.15767250
    >>15767239
    In Vampire the Requiem/Masquerade, a high or drunk person's blood makes the vampire who drinks it high or drunk as well. Which leads to all sorts of hijinks, and corpses.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)07:52 No.15767260
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    >>15767229
    What? Thats rawrdiculous...
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)07:53 No.15767261
    If a vampire drinks off someone infected with AIDS, does he himself get AIDS?
    >> Dan the Viking 07/31/11(Sun)07:53 No.15767267
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    >>15767235
    >>15767230
    >>15767229
    >>15767216
    I fucking love you guys.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)07:54 No.15767271
    >>15767261
    being dead i doubt theres much immune system to be destroyed
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)07:55 No.15767273
    >>15767261
    Does a bear get AIDS?
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 07/31/11(Sun)07:55 No.15767277
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    >>15767261
    Yes, he suffers no ills though, but spreads it with every bite. They call those kinds of vampires plague dogs or vectors.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)07:56 No.15767285
    >>15767273
    The vampire is the bear.
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 07/31/11(Sun)07:56 No.15767286
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    >>15767273
    Does the pope get AIDS?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)07:56 No.15767288
    >>15767277
    I gotta ask: How does a vampire spread AIDS through a bite? Can't he just use mouthwash? That only really makes sense if vampire fangs inject something that causes the ecstasy of the kiss.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)07:57 No.15767291
    >>15767286
    And then the pope was a vampire.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)07:57 No.15767292
    >>15767288
    The victim's blood mixes with the vampires when the kiss is going on?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)07:58 No.15767299
    >>15767286
    No, but he can give it to people.
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 07/31/11(Sun)07:58 No.15767303
    >>15767291
    A vampire bear pope.

    >>15767288
    Magic. Plus vampires still have saliva and other bodily fluids, just mixed with blood. At least in oWoD/nWoD. They sweat and cry pink bloody drops of liquid.
    >> Quarterdime !EhXLi9UXnw 07/31/11(Sun)07:59 No.15767306
    >>15767286
    Is AIDS catholic?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)07:59 No.15767310
    How viable would an AIDS-carrying vampire be in combat?
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 07/31/11(Sun)08:00 No.15767314
    >>15767306
    Well it doesn't support condoms so...
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:01 No.15767321
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    >>15767310
    As viable as a bear pope, I would assume
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:01 No.15767328
    >>15767310
    about as viable as a non-carrying vampire.
    Aids isn't exactly a fast worker.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:02 No.15767329
    >>15767303
    Right. Can you catch AIDS by kissing someone? Is the minute amount of saliva on the end of a fang enough to give someone AIDS? What if you just mouthwash? Shit doesn't make sense, not as if vampires in general and WW ones in particular make sense though.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:02 No.15767331
    How does vampire AIDS even matter if all their victims turn to vampires anyway?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:02 No.15767333
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    >>15767314
    Clever faggot
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:02 No.15767334
    >>15767328
    What if it's MAGICAL AIDS?
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 07/31/11(Sun)08:04 No.15767346
    >>15767329
    >Can you catch AIDS by kissing someone?

    Actually yes, like, if you have sores in your mouth.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:04 No.15767350
    How can direct sunlight harm a vampire but reflected sunlight doesn't?

    Hard mode: don't include the words 'bear', 'pope' or 'catholic' in your answer.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:05 No.15767351
    >>15767331
    Vampires don't instantly make their victims into vampires. Thats called an embrace. Though I guess in D&D.

    Hmmm, an empire lead by an awakened vampire bear cleric...
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:06 No.15767357
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    Posting in the bear thread.
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 07/31/11(Sun)08:06 No.15767359
    >>15767350
    It does. It was proclaimed by the orthodox Christian church's head ursan.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:06 No.15767363
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    >>15767350
    well, thats easy. it's becau-
    >don't include the words 'bear', 'pope' or 'catholic' in your answer.
    ...well fuck, Im out of ideas
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:06 No.15767364
    >>15767350
    Does a camel shit in the desert?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:06 No.15767365
    >>15767303
    >A vampire bear pope
    /tg/. Stat it. Now. And take all my money on the way out.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:07 No.15767371
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xWK1sK3Z80
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 07/31/11(Sun)08:07 No.15767373
    >>15767364
    Are there desert bears?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:07 No.15767376
    >>15767364
    Does the seriph?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:08 No.15767379
    >>15767350
    Does the Ursine Bishop of Rome lead the Universal Church?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:08 No.15767384
    >>15767376
    Is the seriph a camel?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:09 No.15767386
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    >>15767373
    Are there camels at the north pole?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:09 No.15767388
    >>15767350
    In exactly the same way drinking a pint of pure alcohol kills us and drinking a pint of beer doesn't.

    I'm assuming you mean moonlight here? Because if you use a mirror to reflect daylight, that usually works the same way as direct sunlight.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:10 No.15767395
    >>15767386
    Is the north pole a Camelbear?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:11 No.15767401
    >>15767388

    >pint of bear
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:11 No.15767403
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    >>15767384
    OH SHIT NOW YOU'VE DONE IT
    CRAZY HASSAN EXPANDS HIS MARKET INTO THE BEAR NICHE
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:12 No.15767409
    In a completely rules related answer, in 3.5e, undead are immune to poison and alcohol is a poison
    >> Dan the Viking 07/31/11(Sun)08:13 No.15767410
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    >Go off to make bear pope picture
    >come back with horrible picture compared to the others

    Bear Pope needs to become an official /tg/ character.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:14 No.15767414
    >>15767409
    Nonsense.

    Alcohol has a lethal dose -> Alcohol is poison
    Water has a lethal dose -> Water is poison?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:15 No.15767424
    >>15767414
    everything is poison.
    hence undead are immune to everything.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:16 No.15767430
    >>15767424
    Then why do liches need phylacteries(?) ?

    Is bear pope a lich?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:17 No.15767440
    >>15767414
    Does bear have a lethal dose?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:18 No.15767441
    >>15767430
    >Then why do liches need phylacteries(?) ?
    fashion
    >Is bear pope a lich?
    Is a vampire a lich?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:18 No.15767442
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    >>15767410
    Unnecessary. The bear pope is already in the hearts of all.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:18 No.15767448
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    >>15767216
    >>15767442
    >>15767410
    >Is the Pope a bear?
    Though I do like the last image more.
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 07/31/11(Sun)08:20 No.15767454
    >>15767441
    A vampire can become a lich. But a lich cannot become a vampire.

    Yet both can be a bear.

    This is an interesting philiosopawrawr rawr
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:22 No.15767460
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    >>15767454
    Indeed. the implications of such a philosophical conjecture are surelrawr rrrar raawr!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:22 No.15767463
    What the hell happened in this thread?
    >> Dan the Viking 07/31/11(Sun)08:23 No.15767465
    >>15767463
    Bear Pope happened.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:24 No.15767469
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    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:24 No.15767471
    >>15767463
    A humorous response to a question about vampires suddenly became a torrent of bear related humour mostly due to drawfags intervention and that tripfag's questions that opened up more bear related conversararawrrawr
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:24 No.15767472
    >>15767463
    something bearly understandable
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:24 No.15767473
    i'm suprised this hasn't been archived
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:25 No.15767477
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    >this thread
    >mfrawr rawr
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:25 No.15767478
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    What social skills do bears have?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:26 No.15767487
    >>15767478
    Mauling.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:26 No.15767488
    >>15767478
    Based on this pic, pimping.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:28 No.15767495
    >>15767472
    Unbearable.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:29 No.15767498
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    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:29 No.15767503
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    What skills do bears have?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:30 No.15767504
    >>15767503
    I don't know.
    I don't have any ranks in knowledge nature.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:31 No.15767508
    >>15767478

    Better bluffing through bear bards.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:31 No.15767509
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    >>15767478
    Max ranks in intimidate.
    Weapon Proficiency: Chainsaw
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 07/31/11(Sun)08:32 No.15767512
    >>15767509
    Oh shit.


    In the woods.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:32 No.15767516
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    Is this how Eclipse Phase works?
    >> Dan the Viking 07/31/11(Sun)08:33 No.15767517
    >>15767478
    Depends on the kind of bear.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:33 No.15767518
    >>15767504
    You mean Bear Lore?
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 07/31/11(Sun)08:33 No.15767520
    >>15767508
    So, our next adventure will be about a werebear bard's unbearable suffering at the hands of a vampire bear pope. In a desert.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:33 No.15767523
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    No bear thread is complete without its tiny yet invincible cousin the WATERBEAR!
    >> Dan the Viking 07/31/11(Sun)08:34 No.15767525
    /tg/ - Bears
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 07/31/11(Sun)08:36 No.15767530
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    >>15767523
    Lovecraftian bears you say...
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:36 No.15767533
    >>15767530
    It's a bear eating mammoth you ninny.
    >> Dan the Viking 07/31/11(Sun)08:38 No.15767538
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    Requesting Bearthulhu shop.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:38 No.15767540
    >>15767533
    There are a bit more tentacles then tusks there.
    >> rawr Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 07/31/11(Sun)08:39 No.15767547
    >>15767533
    Yeah, you're right. Though there are a bit more snakey things there then two. Though I dunno how many tusks a mammoth has.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:39 No.15767551
    >>15767530

    The Bear:
    "Dude, chill, I've got this."
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:42 No.15767557
    >>15767547

    Mammoths have two tusks, but fantasy likes to give Elephant-like creatures more (see Oliphants). Looks like this mammoth had four tusks.

    That's concept art for The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim, btw.
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 07/31/11(Sun)08:44 No.15767568
    >>15767557
    Ah, oh well.

    Shame, tentacle bear monsters would actually make it Elderscroll-ish instead of Viking-Oblivion-Rip-off-The-Game.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:46 No.15767576
    Is. It. Archived. Yet?!
    >> Dan the Viking 07/31/11(Sun)08:46 No.15767579
    >>15767568
    Back on subject.
    Bear pope: More powerful than Jesus?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:47 No.15767585
    >>15767579

    Yes, that's a given.

    But the real question is...

    Bear Pope vs. Raptor Jesus.

    Who wins?
    >> Dan the Viking 07/31/11(Sun)08:49 No.15767590
    >>15767585
    Bear pope kicks Raptor Jesus' ass and then rides him around.
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 07/31/11(Sun)08:49 No.15767592
    >>15767579
    Wasn't Jesus a bear?

    He did say something about bearing one's own something something.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:50 No.15767596
    >>15767585
    I'd ask philosoraptor, but I'm sure he'd be biased.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:50 No.15767599
    So wait... if Bear Pope is high enough level to be a pope can he turn vampires infected with AIDS so that they do not infect the Catholic woods?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:52 No.15767609
    >>15767585
    Depends on if he Velocirapture comes true or not.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:53 No.15767613
    I can't even describe the bear hilarity of this thread. It's a rawring success.
    >> Dan the Viking 07/31/11(Sun)08:54 No.15767621
    FROM THIS DAY FORWARD
    JULY 31ST WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS BEAR DAY
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:55 No.15767626
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    >>15767440
    yes, 1 bear is a lethal dose
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:55 No.15767628
    >>15767621
    So, just like the other 364, then.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)08:57 No.15767636
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    >> Dan the Viking 07/31/11(Sun)08:59 No.15767642
    >>15767636
    Meanwhile, at /tg/
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)09:04 No.15767673
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    >>15767636
    Screw the Velocirapture! The Bearpocalypse is already upon us!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)09:06 No.15767680
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    You guys are idiots.
    Enjoy some sexy naked bear.
    >> Dan the Viking 07/31/11(Sun)09:07 No.15767686
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    >>15767680
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)09:07 No.15767689
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    >>15767680
    ...Proceed
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)09:08 No.15767693
    So...does the bear pope use coasters?
    >> Dan the Viking 07/31/11(Sun)09:09 No.15767702
    >>15767693
    He doesn't need to. If water damage happens, he can just anti-age it and remove the water stain.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)09:11 No.15767717
    >>15767702

    But what if the God Bear asks him to if he ever visits?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)09:11 No.15767719
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    >>15767673
    The Geek will inherit the Earth.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)09:18 No.15767751
    BEARAPTORS.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)09:19 No.15767757
    >>15767751
    Why would you do that?

    Good lord, man, you've killed us all.
    >> Dan the Viking 07/31/11(Sun)09:22 No.15767764
    >>15767757
    Not if we all convert to Bearolicism.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)09:23 No.15767771
    >>15767764

    You've taught me a lot about religion, your vikingness.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)09:26 No.15767784
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    >>15767764
    I vote for a third candidate, Sharkentology
    >> Dan the Viking 07/31/11(Sun)09:28 No.15767791
    >>15767784
    HEATHEN!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)09:28 No.15767793
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    >>15767784
    Bah. everyone knows thats a scam. You have to sell all your fur and go live underwater just to be part of that religion!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)09:31 No.15767803
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    >>15767793
    Life originated form the great blue and will one day return there one way or the other.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)09:31 No.15767805
    >>15767793

    Did you know they're also the ones melting your icecaps? That way you don't have a choice
    >> Dan the Viking 07/31/11(Sun)09:34 No.15767813
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    >>15767805
    >>15767805
    MOTHERFUCKER
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)09:36 No.15767823
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    >>15767813
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)09:37 No.15767827
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    >>15767805
    WHAT?!?
    THATS IT! IM TAKING UP ARMS AGAINST THOSE SHARKENTOLOGY FUCKS! WHO'S WITH ME?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)09:37 No.15767829
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    Did somebody say BEARS?
    >> Dan the Viking 07/31/11(Sun)09:38 No.15767834
    >>15767827
    LET'S DO THIS!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)09:42 No.15767846
    >>15767829
    Go home Teddy. These ones aren't tied to a post.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)09:45 No.15767864
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    >>15767827
    >>15767834
    Come at me bro!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)09:47 No.15767870
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    OH SWEET BEARBY JESUS, THE RAPTORS HAVE ALLIED WITH THE SHARKS!

    WE ARE SO SCREWED!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)09:50 No.15767880
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    >>15767870
    Yes! Accept your new overlords!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)09:56 No.15767911
    It's a good thing, then, that as previously evidenced the bears have Lovecraftian allies.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)09:59 No.15767925
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    TO ARMS, MEN! WE MARCH TOWARDS THE SEA AT DAWN!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)10:02 No.15767945
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    DO NOT WORRY BEARS, FOR YOU HAVE THE ORANGUTANGS ON YOUR SIDE! OUR MAGICS WILL SURELY BE OF GREAT HELP!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)10:11 No.15767978
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    >>15767870
    >>15767880
    We are gonna need Turok riding a bear and a bigger boat.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)10:16 No.15767996
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    >thread about vampire drinking dorf blood turns in to all out war between Bears, Velociraptors, Sharks and apparently Orangutans to decide the fate of the world.

    wut?
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 07/31/11(Sun)10:17 No.15768007
    Well this thread went as planned.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)10:18 No.15768013
    >>15767996
    You must be new on /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)10:30 No.15768071
    Sharkbearaptors.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)10:40 No.15768112
    This is why I love /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)10:42 No.15768126
    I enjoy bears. Bear mounts for everyone.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)10:47 No.15768159
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    SEA BEAR

    AND

    GRIZZLY SHARK
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)10:53 No.15768192
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    Did somebody say SHARKS?!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)10:54 No.15768203
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    >>15768126
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)11:03 No.15768255
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    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)12:11 No.15768704
    Bread must Live
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)12:15 No.15768720
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    This thread pleases me.

    Never change /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)12:24 No.15768753
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    With these weapons we shall defeat any shark
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)12:27 No.15768763
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    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)12:33 No.15768800
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    Air support has arrived!
    Also, you are magnificent /tg/!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)12:39 No.15768834
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    Damn your dinosear air support....

    Get the Bearzookas
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)12:52 No.15768911
    WTF is this thread?!?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)12:56 No.15768943
    >>15768911
    Bear lore.
    >> Cidolfas Orlandu, aka Thunder God Cid !gYjELVKQn6 07/31/11(Sun)12:57 No.15768945
    >>15768911

    The end of the world, my friend.
    The end of the world.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)13:06 No.15769002
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    >>15767164
    >>15767172
    >>15767180
    >>15767216
    >>15767229
    >>15767230
    >>15767235
    >>15767236
    Capped for posterity.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)14:12 No.15769433
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    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)14:56 No.15769786
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    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)16:20 No.15770398
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    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)16:28 No.15770452
    Hurrbuh Durrbuh Bearhad
    >> Praetor Lillifag 07/31/11(Sun)16:35 No.15770497
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    Pope be damned, this thread is unbearable.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)16:54 No.15770693
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    What did we do? What did we do!?
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)17:06 No.15770819
    Hum!
    >> Dan the Viking 07/31/11(Sun)17:17 No.15770920
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    This man is one of our Technical engineers. Help him with anything he asks.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)17:24 No.15770976
    >>15770920
    ..what? No, I still don't have any salmon, just...
    DAMMIT, THERE AREN'T ANY STREAMS AROUND HERE
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)17:36 No.15771090
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    >>15767277
    Wrong, When he drinks infected blood he has to test to determine if he in turns become infected, then so does anyone whom drinks from him, making ghouls particularly hard to do, and it will require an additional blood expenditure upon rising to suppress the symptoms. If he has the Infectious bite flaw, he can't heal his bites as normal by licking them, and these leaves mortals very vulnerable to catching illness.
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)19:29 No.15772097
    >>15767442


    STATS FOR THE BEAR POPE!
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)19:35 No.15772145
    no

    undead aren't affected by poison
    alcohol is a poison
    >> Anonymous 07/31/11(Sun)23:37 No.15774627
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/11(Mon)03:40 No.15776858
    Bumps in the name of the Bear Pope!
    >> Anonymous 08/01/11(Mon)03:49 No.15776906
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    for memory sake
    >> Anonymous 08/01/11(Mon)09:33 No.15779094
    Bearly a bump.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/11(Mon)10:51 No.15779587
    >>15772145
    It isn´t a poison. It´s a psychoactive substance. Like caffeine, nicotine...

    There aren´t a lot of non-poisonous psychoactive substances, but most of it are cannabis products and psychedelic drugs.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/11(Mon)10:56 No.15779622
    I think the pertenant question is, will there ever be a Black Bear Pope? That office is Racist son.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/11(Mon)11:15 No.15779703
    >>15779622
    You just need to bear with it.
    >> Anonymous 08/01/11(Mon)11:25 No.15779772
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    Why hasn't this been posted yet?
    >> Anonymous 08/01/11(Mon)17:08 No.15782752
    bump
    >> Anonymous 08/01/11(Mon)20:29 No.15784653
    Posted this on chanarchive. Go vote!
    >> Anonymous 08/01/11(Mon)20:35 No.15784693
    >>15779772
    You mean Bearcula, Lord of Bearvania and Pope of earth, hater of sharks and their raptor brethren.



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