I'm not just sticking to red either, these are just the ones I saw randomly searching.

Extremely effective ways on getting these cards played quickly would also be welcome.

As would a suitable general.

You, sir, are a cock-ass.

Don't forget Manabarbs and Citadel of Pain. With both of those out, every player will take damage for tapping or leaving untapped any land they control. Then add some self-land removal cards like Landslide or Zuran Orb and sit back while people rage.

Also don't expect to win any games against serious EDH decks. They will end you swiftly and painfully.

>>15852582
This deck will be mostly for multiplayer EDH.

Or for when I think someone deserves something mean.

No mention of this?

>>15852592
And it's not totally about being a dick. It's more about just fucking with their deck and strategy. All of this just makes their deck go absolutely wild.

Put in Chaos Warp. It fits the theme, AND it's great removal!

>>15852597
See, that's what I'm looking for.

for copying silly spells:
hive mind, twincast, reverberate, isochron scepter, panoptic mirror

silly spells:
temporal extortion, choice of damnation, forced fruition, trade secrets, illicit auction

Zedruu qould be a good commander for a deck like this.

You can't pass up Thieves' Auction.

Omen Machine!
Confusion In The Ranks!

>>15852676
>>15852667
These are all very good.

Hahaha.

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

Why hello thar

Zedruu OP. Holy shit. I made a Zedruu deck and there are no words to describe how crazy shit gets. Granted I changed up the theme where I give tokens and take their heavy hitters and sacrifice them or other crazy shit but if you want a deck that just does silly shit Zedruu is that option. Most people don't know how to deal with it. What you want to do is include a lot of cards like confiscate, copy artifact, clone, treachery and the red cards that gain control until end of turn. You will also want white cards that get rid of threats like Swords to Plowshares. Also Evangelize, seriously that card will save your ass when someone waits a while to rush one retarded big creature. Include knowledge pool, and other cards mentioned. Nobody will understand what the hell happened during the game OP, but it will be fun.

This would be fun as shit.

>>15852763
>>15852742
The best part about this whole thing is by the end of it, you're all playing with everyone's deck.

Now, I just need to work on putting out the mana to cast all this shit. And some crazy blue and white cards

Teferi's Puzzle Box! That's always worth a laugh.

>>15852792

There's another card like this right? Blue and came in the Zedruu precon..I almost got wiped out by it (but I had a counter in hand).

If they haven't said it yet, OP, get the RWB Commander Precon. It's awesome and the cards'll help you.

So, how do we smooth the mana curve? Because, in case you haven't noticed, all of these cards are 6+ (well, and Zedruu and Ruhan).

Also, is it possible to lose control of a Commander in EDH?

>>15852832
Yes, it is. I fyou lose control of your commander, you can return it to the command zone at any time, but you don't have to.

>>15852845
Ah, thanks.

>>15852774
Signets, Myrs, Petal, Ring, Felwar Stone and while we are going with the crazy shit theme Rainbow Vale. Rainbow Vale is perfect. It is a land nobody would destroy because they have a chance to get it. Another is a priest of urabrask which can be depending on the situation useful. Dual type lands are also your friend.

Ok, so Cowardice + Eye of the Storm + Grip of Chaos = hilarious.

You're just randomly shotgunning creatures back to their owners hands all over the place.

That's a lot of expensive cards we got here, gentlemen.

Let's say we set it all ablaze.

KABOOM!

>>15852853
There's ways to drop a lot of land fast as well, aren't there?

Or is that green?

>>15852774
Include all the red Eldrazi Drones. They help you ramp up to the big wacky spells, or they give you worthless creatures to give away.

You need Radiate, OP.

>>15852871
Tithe + Stick (Isochron Scepter) and Land Tax are the only ways you can access without green. Another way is Crucible of Worlds and Zuran Orb plus search lands.

http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?color=+[R]&output=spoiler&method=visua
l&type=+[Enchantment]&sort=cmc+

You can basically use Gatherer to search for color, card type and use Visual Spoiler mode to see them all at once.

Also OP, almost forgot this. You are going to need Boseju Who Shelters all and Hallow Ground. That way BWSA stays alive. Because paying 2 life to insure the madness gets out is well worth it. I have it in all my EDH decks.

Be sure to cackle and twirl your mustache with each counter you add.

God, I fucking LOVE goblins.

Use this to fetch Wild Evocation, and then shit gets crazy.

And when you start passing shit around at random, you can choose to keep it if it'll continue to help you, or try and pass it off to your opponent to cripple him.

>>15852524
How does a player reveal a card at random if they know what cards they have?

>>15852985
Not to mention you can get stuff like Confiscate, Followed Footsteps and hell Dovescape with that shit just to mess with everyone.

Seriously, while /tg/ may not be the best at competitive decks it is the best at building decks to fuck with people.

>>15852845
no. Command Zone is only an option when the commander is exiled or sent to the graveyard.

>>15853013
Turn cards facedown so opponent AND you can't see them, shuffle them properly and pick one.

>>15852827
>>15852827
Reins of power

>>15852845
You can only send it to the command zone if it would be put into your graveyard or exiled. Bounced, shuffled in, or stolen are all fair game.

Red and Blue are perfect for fucking with your opponent. I'll post Reality Twist next, it's my FAVORITE!

>>15853016
Oh god, playing this deck would be hilarious as all fuck.

I played with this monoblue/artifact, along with a "Skip your upkeep" artifact.

Just call yourself Two-Face.

>>15853076
Yep, that's going in.

Ixidron. Give people all your tokens, pump of everything and play good braids. Then put out Ixidron. And laugh like mad scientist when all their cool shit is face down critters.

Winning with coin flips: If it ever happens, your opponent will hate you for it.

>>15853137
and with scrambleverse, who knows who's going to win!

Better known as 'Poor Impulse Control' or 'Goddamnit Harold's suffering from his ADHD again'.

Alright /tg/ lets turn this into a deck list for OP. I think we have enough cards. We should be able to do it without any problem.

and this thing

>>15853090
Wasn't this part of a cycle of cards?

hold the phone, what if both of these cards are in play at once? what happens?
>>15853076
>>15853204

>>15853137
you need game of chaos for coin flip decks

Mindmoil. If YOU don't know what cards you'll get, your opponents won't be able to plan for it either!

>>15853137

You are now the closest thing to an Ecaflip in Magic.

http://cgi.ebaydotcom/Magic-MTG-Hand-Drawn-Anime-Altered-Art-BIRTHING-POD-/130556334369?pt=LH_Defaul
tDomain_0&hash=item1e65c39121

I would play the shit out of this.

Although I could see it getting really annoying when you have too many effects going at once.

>>15853256
There wasn't a minotaur which upkeep was flip a coin?

>>15853265

>>15853267
It wouldn't be annoying.

It would be FUN.

Just think about the looks on everyone's face when they start up an 8 player game and you drop this deck on them.

blue cards you say?

Eye of the storm, hive mind, dissipation field, bribery, , reality twist, illusions of grandeur, blatant thievery, radiate is fucking hilarious. All of those cards would be great in a do hilarious shit deck. Illusions of grandeur is obviously only if you use zedruu, though.

>>15853288
Karplusan Minotaur.

>>15853267
That is the whole point. If you have multiple effects in play with this deck, or hell get all the effects out, well congrats. You win Magic. Forever. Richard Garfield will hear the sounds of the distant screams of "GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" People at WOTC will hesitate whenever they think of chaos cards for red and you will forever be known as the Troll God of Magic. If anyone built and played this EDH deck and understood what they were doing it would be the most lulzy thing to happen in card gaming.

If you're going Zedruu, try out Mages's Contest for a wierd red counterspell involving bidding, and Reverse the Sands, which I find is perfect if your opponents start trying to kill you.

That said, if you can go 5-colour, I reccomend you do, just so you can use all of black and green's wierd stuff as well.

>suppori change
Yeah, I think that's kind of the idea, Captcha.

>>15853327
Thought lash is really brutal.

Just to show Dovescape.

"Look at me, what am I holding. It's the spell you wanted to cast. Your spell is now DOVES."

>>15853327
Oh, and here's pictures of some of those

Eye of the storm is the best out of the list. You need to have a few burn, removal, and that type of thing. Hell, wrath of god in the eye and everyone will either be laughing so hard, or they will want to murder you.

>>15853364
If they are using Enduring Ideal, then Dovescape needs to be in. The whole point of this deck is to have something so insane that when it hits the board that OP will be able to just wear an epic troll grin and nobody would be able to see what happens next.

>>15853364
Is there a Bunnyscape?

>>15853360
This alone could probably kill off an opponent.

Someone gets to play a funky spell? EVERYONE gets to play a funky spell.
>>15853420
Nope. Plenty of squirrel token cards though.

And now your StP is a wrath of god, and your lightning bolt is a slagstorm with both of it's choices. And when combined with eye of the storm, shenanigans will ensue! And of course, you should have an enlightened tutor in the deck to run two copies of whatever enchantment you want at that particular time.

>>15853420
Using the Evolution instant from Onslaught (Something Evolution) You could replace Doves with bunnies. They would still fly but yeah.

I think we should call this deck trollscape. Because seriously if this deck ever got it's insanity on the board that's what it would look like.

Of course, this isn't the insta kill that it is in normal magic, but it's a perfect target for zedruu, and you gain 20 life!

Alright I think we have enough cards for a deck. What does the OP think?

>>15853364
>>15853383
>combined
>oh fuck doves everywhere

>>15853495
Just be sure to fish out Mioshin Mind cage so the doves don't over take you.

Is there anything white that will return your graveyard to your library?

>>15853454

Use Beast Within on this to turn the entire board into beasts!

Alternatively, use it on Pongify to turn all the creatures on the board into MONKEYS!

>esinaut exortem

>>15853489
I think I need to write all these cards down.

As for commanders, I'm stuck between the three color Zedruu for his hijinks, Cromat for being five color and absolutely random, and the False God because then my commander isn't even on my side half the game.

I'm honestly thinking false god.

>>15853495
>>15853364
>>15853383

>>15853519
No but there are artifacts and Time Spiral to do it since it is Red White Blue. There is a white sorcery that returns all enchantments in your graveyard to play... Oh fuck.

Use this baby to fish out your seven most wanted!
>>15853489
But we haven't even touched the artifacts yet! Or the blue wizard bitch that forces people to skip a part of their turn!

I think we are pretty close to 70-65 main deck card range. I will start making the list. Also lets Archive this shit so we can have /tg/s first insane commander deck recorded in case anyone else wants to make this maddness.

>>15853519

Feldon's Cane can be useful for that, but it exiles itself and is likely a bit more expensive money-wise.
Elixir of Immortality is probably easier to find, but asks for more mana, although it also gives you 5 life and shuffles itself away, allowing for easy reuse.
Jotun Grunt is a 4/4 for 1W that asks you to put 2 things in a graveyard back into their owner's library as a cumulative upkeep cost. Meaning graves will empty fast, for better or worse with the grunt out.
From Coldsnap, so he'll probably be fairly easy to find, although I would think the Elixir will be, despite its flavor the easier one of the three to get a copy of.

>>15853454
And don't forget grip of chaos.

Now there's 10 copies of lightning bolt in play, and god only knows who's going to get hit by them.

rolled 17 = 17

>>15853625
Cane was in TS. Super easy to find. Not as easy as Exilir, which is better.
Jotun Grunts are harder to find than either because they are played in legacy and in a set no one purchased until it became proper to horde it. But they were in the Commander box sets.

Kozilek and Ulamog are both fine ways to shuffle your graveyard back into your deck.

For the love of god make a list of the deck and put it here. I may want to get it...

Only 50 cards. We need 15 more to make this more fun.

>>15853542
are there any really stupid lands?

Crazy Goat Deck

Zedruu

Red Blue White Multicolor
Warp World Hive Mind Evangilize Ruhan of The Formori
Wild Evocation TWin Cast STP Dovescape
Scrambleverse Forced Fruition Tithe Mirror Sheen
Chaos Warp Trade Secrets Land Tax
Reverberate Treachery Enduring Ideal
Thieves Auction Copy Artifact Reverse The Sands
Omen Machine Clone
Confusion in the Ranks Shared Fate
Capricious Efreet Eye of the storm
Goblin Game Cowardice
Insurrection Confiscate
Risky Move Followed Footsteps
TWist Allegience illusions of Granduer
Grip of Chaos Reality Twist
Radiate Blatant thievery
Goblin Bomb Bribery
Planar Chaos Thought Lash
Chance Encounter Parallel Thoughts
Impulsive Manuvers
Mindmoil
Tides of War
Artifacts
Thumb
Cane
Scepter

>>15853860
Rainbow Vale and Undiscovered Paradise

>>15853844
Well, from the looks of it, we might want to stick to 3 colors, there's enough crazy ass shit going on already. Especially once we start rooting through artifacts for more crazy shit.

Z is a good commander for it, from the looks of it, so we'll stick with him. Not only can he give away some of the fun stuff, but his ability even works with all the random shit. After a casting of scrambleverse, your opponents are likely to have plenty of your cards.

It just needs a way to find the mana to cast itself.

>>15853901
Signets, Rings, Myrs, Mana Flare

>>15853204
You can only play this in a 5 color deck.

>>15853958
You'd only lose white mana yourself.

And I think you fail to understand what's going on with this deck. Yes, you cripple yourself a bit. But half this deck does that to you.

>>15853958
Let's just take the mana confusion cards out for now until we make a five color variant.

>>15853958
Reality Twist works though, because it doesn't switch blue (if you're playing URW).

confusion in the ranks+ twilights call is rediculous in edh.

>>15853983
I mean, three forths of this deck can turn horribly, horribly against you. And half the combos have moments where your opponent all of a sudden can do very powerful things before the entire combo is out.

No, this deck is about shit getting fucking weird, and hoping to god it gets weird in your favor.

>>15854016
You seem to be thinking these decks are for one-on-one. They're not. They exist for the singular purpose of spicing up large multiplayer games.

In games like that you don't care about winning, you care about having fun dicking with everyone.

>>15853983
No, I mean literally, you can't play it.

It's got all 5 color symbols in its textbox. Unless the oracle text drops them, you can't play it unless your general's color identity is all 5 colors.

>>15854016
This deck is like attaching a saddle to a rocket, only the rocket has lasers that fire everywhere and the rocket goes in random directions. And you are trying to use that rocket to attack your foe who is in a plane composed entirely of a reflective surface.

We should put an element of control in.
Top and Counterbalance.

>>15854041
Anon is right. Can't play those cards. It's okay though, it leaves room for more tom foolery.

>>15854041
I thought the rule in EDH was that you couldn't have any cards with activated abilities or costs that were outside the colors of your commander?

>>15854080
Nope, it's mana symbols on the card. You can't play Elves of Deep Shadow in a mono green deck.

Here are some Lands

Undiscovered Paradise, Rainbow Vale, r/w bounce, u/r bounce, u/w bounce, Blue Man Land, Red Man Land, White Man land, Kher Keep, Urza tron, Mishra Factory.

What does OP think of Deck?

>>15854156
Oh, I'm getting it, I know that.

High Tide is something to throw in by the way. Might get you the mana you need to throw something out.

>>15854048
but if you shoot enough lasers, eventually one will hit your target. And besides, we aren't trying to hit the target, we just want a pretty lightshow of all the lasers bouncing around. If one lands on the enemy, cool, bonus. But that isn't our main objective.

>>15854048
Oh no, no control needed.

No, the point is for shit to get REAL. And for no one to know what the fuck is going on.

>>15854132
Get homeward path. Use it to troll people after you play one of the 'creatures go everywhere' cards.

>>15854132

Don't for get this little gem for maximum chaos.

>>15854267
of course, on the other hand, counterbalance could be fun, just randomly countering shit every once in a while.

>>15854292
Counterbalance is never fun.

Neither is Planar Chaos for that matter. I had it in my EDH deck but took it out because it was boring to play with.

and you may as well put time warp in there, what with all the ridiculous effect doubling going on. hell, if you get it on eye of the storm you can lock the game down if you can keep playing instants/sorceries. or if you are feeling nice, you can hive mind it.

>>15854380
This is an excellent way to make sure no one ever plays you ever again.

Archiving this in order for others to make this deck in the future. Also for a reference point.

This is the kind of deck that would've loved it if Power Struggle was a real printed card... You are all evil bastards.

>>15854442
Why thank you.

To drop those high cmc bombs.

I don't think Elkin lair
or mana clash
or Burning Inquiry
have been mentioned yet

Also, Fiery Gambit would be good in here.

Aladdin's Lamp fit's the theme
Gamble too
Infectious Rage could give weeny/token decks nightmares

Planeswalker's Mischief has to be included
also standardise sp? can have a flurry of awesome in multiplayer

has wheel of fortune been suggested?

Wild Research
is a must

>>15855237
Planeswalker's Mirth and Fury could also work.

Based on all the upkeep triggers (And because Zedruu)...
Might I suggest Paradox Haze?

No Proteus Staff? No Arcum Dagson?

>>15855997
>>15855782
>>15855394
>>15855331
>>15855237
Plenty of empty slots for that reason, so decks can be custom.

>>15855331
That card is PERFECT for this deck, my god

Confusion in the ranks, one of the most trolltastic cards, especially with grip of chaos or Norrin the Wary.

I can't decide if people will love or hate you for playing this deck.

Just think about bringing it to some kind of tourney, and actually getting it going. Jesus.

>>15856823
It lacks creatures.

All spells cost more than 6 mana, are there any cheap spells that do silly stuff?

>>15857056
And?

It can steal the opponent's creatures, it can distribute creatures absolutely randomly, and it can let you use all your opponent's creatures for a while. Will it work? It's all chaos, so who knows.

>>15857157
Not really, that's the problem. You just kind of have to pray for luck.

>>15857056
>>15857157
Zedruu's a start...
Some rits, maybe? Mana artifacts?
Squadron hawk, for the hell of it?

>>15857157
Braid of Fire. Mana Flare. Heartbeat of Spring and Awakening Zone if you're in green. Not really random, but helpful to get the mana you need.

Replenish is good for cheating some high-cost enchantments into play.

>>15857480
Oh and Serra's Sanctum. Because eventually you'll have enough enchantments to get a shitload of mana. Might as well combine with March of the Machines, Enchanted Evening, Opalescence, and Humility for the classic trolling.

This + Eye of the Storm. People stop wanting to play spells. Then play Warp World.

>>15857547
And again, one can't forget grip of chaos.

Shit, You'd need some kind of random number generator to make this work.

>>15855331

Combo with this. Not only will our Library let us keep a huge hand when we're mana-screwed, should that come up, it also lets us freely use stuff like Gamble, Wheel of Fortune, Wheel of Fate, and not having to fear losing important cards to the graveyard.
Of course, the cards that would normally get discarded will probably end up on top of our library, so it might slow down the deck a bit, but, EDH is a slow format anyway.

So I'm more into casual, but I want to make this into a 60 card deck. Should I just go all red? Any suggestions?

>>15857957
Red/Blue is probably the best way to go in that case.

Just thought I'd drop this gem in here, bit late for the party but after seeing the potential for hundreds of doves I thought it might help.

>>15857547
That's one way to get punched...if that's your aim...

>>15858020
>>15853364
these with Rhys the Redeemed.

Bant-wedge token deck.

>>15853542
I had bought the deck that came with this card. I cant believe I traded it, was such a noob back then.

This has been archived, so it can be modified. Red White and Blue is one of the best ways to do this deck.

>>15858188
's a very risky card, especially in EDH.
Attracts Naturalize like nobody's business, and then you've lost a five-mana investment AND seven cards worth tutoring for.
The concept and execution still enthrall me, though.

Xenograft and Sigil Tracer for even more hilarity.

Scrapheap/Magnetic Mine and Precursor Golem with Rite of Replication

>>15853537
Sure, that would worOH WAIT THAT ALSO TURNS INTO DOVES

>>15855331
>>15856047
thank you.May I also suggest...

Replenish

>>15857056 then I suggest Opalescence, Attunement, and Parallax Wave/Tide for your critter version

>>15854891 these are cheap

>>15857157
You could always play non-threatening white weenie life gain
<pic related

until suddenly CHAOS

Evacuation boing weeee !!!111one!

If playin green i.e karona then
Tempting worm could be fun esp. if Confusion in the Ranks is in play

Limited Resources
10-player game? 1st turn this or followed by Armageddon
trolololo

Holy shit I want to get that deck.

Tsabo Tavoc says nice legendary general you have there
also Squee makes a great troll critter
oh and Shoving Match

>>15858228
>>15858228
>>15858228
>this has been archived

where?

Just made this completely retarded deck in Cockatrice:

4x dovescape
4x enchanted evening
4x eye of the storm
4x glorious anthem
4x hive mind
4x opalescence
4x wild evocation

4x enduring ideal
4x insurrection

4x plateau
4x rainbow vale
4x tundra
4x undiscovered paradise
4x volcanic island

I don't even.

You should consider adding a swerve or a goblin flectomancer.

This deck has so much trolling potential

If you're going with random crap, this first turn spell is FTW! Did 22 damage in first turn (14 of it to me though...)

>>15865704

Oh god. Hive Mind and this. Because fuck yes.

Ancient Runes -tho may get you hated more than pure chaos
Angel's Trumpet(artifact 3cmc)
Arcane Laboratory
Balancing Act
check gatherer "each player" 625 results NOPE.jpg
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?text=+[each]+[player]
add"sacrifices" 67 results excellent
Desolation
blanket of night (do EDH rules force players to sac basics not in generals colour?)
Destructive Flow

Mana Vortex "This card reeks of douchery"
Smokestack
World Queller
Possessed Portal
Goblin Assassin
Akki Blizzard-Herder
Stoneshaker Shaman

Eternal Dominion (this and hive=epic)
Aven Mindcensor
Boldwyr Heavyweights
Land Tax
Oath of Lieges
Tithe
Weathered Wayfarer

I... I want to play this deck very much.

Why has this not been posted?

What about the Leylines of Punishment/Anticipation?

Opponents turn is going normally when suddenly...SCRAMBLEVERSE

Is there finally a use for Time Reversal?

Time Stop

http://www.mtgvault.com/EditDeck.aspx?DeckID=219201&DeckCardID=4956876


Finished.

Suggestions?

bump for trolltastic glory

>>15868429
Fail.
http://www.mtgvault.com/ViewDeck.aspx?DeckID=219201

>>15868654
Thanks for the link fix.

Divine Intervention & Celestial Compass for more trolling.

>>15869054
>celestial convergence

>>15869054
Added Intervention, not Convergence because this will almost guarantee I will be the loser.

You know what the ultimate troll would be?

Running Splinter Twin in this deck.

>>15869614
I looked at it, but you lose white spells, and quite a few of what's going on in here is best with white.

Like dove scape.

Shahrazad+Eye of the Storm=Everyone ragequits

Knowledge Pool + Wild Evocation

Shit becomes a party

Then nobody wants to play with you any more.

>>15869941
Three forths of this deck is "no one wants to play with you anymore".

>>15869984
Then throw in Omen Machine with those.

Once a turn, they're forced to automatically play two cards from the pool of at least six.

>>15869997
I mean shit, in the course of one game of this, you're basically going to rearrange the board's cards at least once, make everyone play all their spells right away, possibly generate half a dozen copies of any spell cast, make all those spells target a person totally at random, and then rearrange the whole board again.

And then all your spells might end up being doves.

Also, Omen Machine's already in here.

Added Lost Auramancers to nab some enchantments (Wild Evocation, Eye of the Storm, Hive Mind, etc.) and Serra Ascendant to both keep us alive but also for rules trolling.

>>15870052
Dovescape+Hive Mind+Eye of the Storm starts to give everyone quite a few doves.

This is the best thread on 4chan. Holy shit you fa/tg/uys just got me into magic again.

This deck needs moar counterspells. There nothing more annoying than these. Also Armaggedon.

>>15852582

For maximum trolling, Winds of Change (or any card that lets you discard your hand and get a new one) + megrim.

Not sure what editions are allowed in EDH, but I loved me some Planar Chaos + Chance Encounter+krark's thumb+hall of mirrors.

>>15853235

Isn't there an enchantment(or possibly a creature), much like Megrim, that damages opponents when they draw cards?

I KNOW i've seen one recently.

>>15869614

Precursor Golem.

MORE COPIES

I'd buy this deck.

Quicksilver Fountain
just want to add to the multi-player troll list

dis iz fun weeee

>>15864826

Banned in EDH.

Bump.

>>15871517
pretty sure you mean
underworld dreams
hmm search dream find 46 mostly blue
trolltasticly thread related

Dream Halls
Orb of Dreams(trololo)
Dream Tides(troll)
Dreamborn Muse(troll)
Dream Thrush(fix your mana or mess with individuals)
Dreamscape Artist(get Replenish target in yard,fix/accelerate mana & thin deck)
Field of Dreams(troll)
Theft of Dreams(card draw)
Rasputin Dreamweaver(U/W possible general)
Reduce to Dreams(boing troll)
Insidious Dreams(black fill yard AND tutor up replenish)
Restless Dreams(B yard)
Sickening Dreams(yard troll damage/wrath)
Mannichi, the Fevered Dream(red troll)

>>15871268
>>15871517
>>15855237 wheel of fortune hive is obscene :)

shocker & fire whip(timer) is fun

>>15862052

Well, if you want a creature that keeps doves (and most other pesky weenies) in check, I think I know the guy for the job....

>>15877967
That card is broken.

>>15878095
wow you will really hate this list then also -lifelink
damage to each creature and each player(crypt rats i.e. lifelink,Basilisk Collar targets)
extended legal 29/5/10
Pestilence Demon B
Lightning Reaver RB
Jaya Ballard, Task Mage R
Hammerfist Giant R
Ashling the Pilgrim R
Bloodfire Colossus R
Magma Phoenix R
(player only)
Lavaborn Muse R , Coalhauler Swine R , Heartless Hidetsugu R, Hellfire Mongrel R , Karplusan Minotaur R(coin flip also combo chance encounter -frenetic efreet) , , Rumbling Slum GR ,
(creature only)
Rage Forger R ,Ronin Cliffrider ,

MONGER chaos
Sailmonger 3Blue (4)
Creature — Human Monger (3/3)

2: Target creature gains flying until end of turn. Any player may activate this ability.

Mercadian Masques (Uncommon)
Scandalmonger

Scandalmonger 3Black (4)
Creature — Boar Monger (3/3)

2: Target player discards a card. Any player may activate this ability but only any time he or she could cast a sorcery.

Mercadian Masques (Uncommon)
Spiritmonger

Spiritmonger 3BlackGreen (5)
Creature — Beast (6/6)

Whenever Spiritmonger deals damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Spiritmonger.

Black: Regenerate Spiritmonger.

Green: Spiritmonger becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.

Apocalypse (Rare)
Squallmonger

Squallmonger 3Green (4)
Creature — Monger (3/3)

2: Squallmonger deals 1 damage to each creature with flying and each player. Any player may activate this ability.

Magic: The Gathering-Commander (Uncommon)
Other Versions
Mercadian Masques (Uncommon)
Warmonger

Warmonger 3Red (4)
Creature — Minotaur Monger (3/3)

2: Warmonger deals 1 damage to each creature without flying and each player. Any player may activate this ability.

any flagbearer with protection is fun
Standard Bearer 1White (2)
Creature — Human Flagbearer (1/1)

While choosing targets as part of casting a spell or activating an ability, your opponents must choose at least one Flagbearer on the battlefield if able.

Coalition Honor Guard 3White (4)
Creature — Human Flagbearer (2/4)

W Darksteel Myr -Coalition Flag-Inviolability-Wall of Glare.jpg
oh and Quicksilver Dragon+Coalition Flag

>>15879452
Nah, I was just doing some low level trolling. Wanted to see more cards.

I compiled a list a while back and put it into a EDH. Grixis colors.

a bunch of possible troll cards

BA Dingus Staff-grave pact-carrion feeder.jpg

MORE TROLLING MOOOORREEEEE!!!!!1111one1one!!

What happens if I cast Control Magic on the opponent's Commander?

>>15888556
You control it. It is still a Commander, and thus if you have it deal 21 points of combat damage to any one opponent, they will lose. Any previous damage it dealt while controlled by its owner still counts [so if he hit Player C for 10, you only have to hit Player C for 11 with the Commander to kill him].

However, if the Commander would be put into the graveyard or exiled, the OWNER [not you] can choose to put it into the Command Zone instead.

>>15880002
Flagbearers and protection/shroud/hexproof is actually pretty jank. If they cast Doom Blade and your Flagbearer has pro-black, they can't legally pick it as a target, so they don't have to. Making it indestructible is great, but the other three? Not so much.

new deck idea "keeping up with the jones's" trollolololo
search for +[each]+[player]+[upkeep] 155 woot jackpot at first glance mostly B/R/A
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?text=+[each]+[player]+[upkeep]
switch to each opponent's upkeep 28 found

>>15888578
so only give it protection in response for ex. Mother of Runes
also counterspell :p

I humbley suggest Varchild's War-Riders for op deck

>>15869929
This wins. I didn't think you could possibly get more annoying than Shaharazad + Twin Cast.

but my GOD.

this suggestion may be better as it's own thread but...>>15888991

you could always be raymond as in "everybody loves" or "couldn't we all just get along"
cards like
Reward the faithful
martyr's cause with token generator
fog effects helping all people who get attacked
equal treatment
pacifism or contaminated bond(mummy says NO)
crumbling sanctuary (TROLL)
wish monger
wall of vipers
Endbringer's revel(TROLL)
flailing soldier or whip sergent
hired giant ,Indentured djinn or "prosperity" cards for everybody
voltaic key and aura's helping others critters

>>15890565
nullmage advocate fits that theme

op. Hall of Gemstone and almost all other world(type) enchantments are chaotic

Holy shit, this is still trucking?


I might recommend another good piss-em-off card would be Winter Orb. This thing + Mana artifacts + Icy Manipulator is bound to be a piss-off in 1 on 1 matches. For Multiplayer, it won't be perfect, (more people = more chances for folks to get the lucky draw & nuke shit), but it's still a great way to piss folks off

>>15890565
how about Infernal Genesis
creatures for everyone yae!

>>15890970 this thread will continue till auto sage
"AS IT IS WRITTEN SO SHALL IT BE DONE" Ascetic the troll.