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  • File : 1313181901.png-(111 KB, 389x261, DespoilerofFlesh.png)
    111 KB Despoilerquest Returns Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)16:45 No.15915208  
    ((Back since there seemed to be an audience for it tonight. We return to the world of Dungeons & Dragons and the exploits of a certain evil artifact...))

    It's been some time since you and your party left the Underdark. You're camped out in a small grove in the forest, healing up and recovering. You still don't know what was going on down there, other than that there seemed to be some kind of mind flayer civil war. Hordes of monstrous creatures assaulting an Illithid city, pitched magical battles...

    ...and then you found it.

    Laying on the shattered ground beneath the tall spires of the illithid city, it must have fallen from a great height. At first you were thoroughly revulsed by it, a foul rod seemingly composed entirely of living, writhing flesh. Tongues! A scepter made from living tongues! Then you heard its dark, seductive whispers, and you knew it had to be yours. Concealing it in your pack, you rejoined your party and escaped as the battle ended, not knowing who won or even why the battle occured.

    Now you sit on a log, carefully examining the thing, listening to the whispers in your mind. It has told you what it is, and how it is used. You are holding the legendary Despoiler of Flesh, a devil-wrought artifact with the power to alter the living against their will. So far you have learned (through communicating with the object) that:

    * By succeeding with a melee attack you can touch a creature and will it to change.

    * You can change a creature any way you wish, even improbable or not naturally occuring shapes.

    * If you change a creature too many times within a short span of time (1 hour) they will devolve into protoplasm.

    * The artifact has NO power whatsoever over the non-living (undead, constructs, elementals) and oozes. Creatures of demigod or higher stature are also exempt.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)16:45 No.15915221
    You are broken from your reverie by one of your companions walking up behind you. You quickly stash the Despoiler back in your backpack and turn to see the stern face of the human warrior, Markham.

    "Ah, there you are. I thought you'd run off."

    Oh yes. Who are you anyway? What is your name, race and class?

    And what is your first action?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)16:50 No.15915265
    I'm an elf rogue.

    I use it on Markham
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)16:53 No.15915297
    >>15915221
    Jarek, Human, Wizard.

    Tell him we needed some time to clear our mind. You know, wizard stuff.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)16:57 No.15915356
    >>15915297
    >>15915265

    Consensus needed.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:05 No.15915440
    >>15915297

    Fine, wizard.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)17:08 No.15915470
    You are JAREK the HUMAN WIZARD. You are a pretty unassuming guy, an adventuring spellcaster of some talent who joined up with a group of other foolhardy individuals a year ago to face impossible odds and get rich. You have the slight reputation in the group to be the "clever" one that you can bring obscure scraps of lore and magical items to for identification.

    Markham shrugs at your comment and turns to head back.

    "A'right then, just wanted to say we're breaking up at first dawn"

    Action?
    >> Alissandro Hestikov 08/12/11(Fri)17:11 No.15915503
    >>15915208
    As his back is turned, smack him with the rod.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:13 No.15915528
    >>15915503
    No, let's test the rod out on something easier first.
    Besides, there's still the rest of the party to think about.
    >> Alissandro Hestikov 08/12/11(Fri)17:16 No.15915551
    >>15915528

    Right.

    I say we agree, and pretend to be off to bed.

    we find the nearest weak living thing and smack it with the rod.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:17 No.15915558
    We're in the Underdark. Odds are we aren't going to find a bunny. Wait it out until we get back to civilization.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)17:18 No.15915567
    >>15915528
    >>15915551

    Markham goes off, muttering something about loopy wizards. It's getting quite late already, and it's dark out. Do you wish to go out into the forest to find something living? The only other living thing in the camp other than your companions is the Ranger's pet lynx.

    You are standing up. The camp is behind you. The forest is in front of you. ACTION?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:18 No.15915572
    >>15915558
    >It's been some time since you and your party left the Underdark. You're camped out in a small grove in the forest, healing up and recovering.
    Your reading comprehension could use some improvement.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:19 No.15915578
    Hit ourselves with the rod.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:19 No.15915580
    >>15915572
    oh. right.

    >>15915567
    FIND A BUNNY.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:19 No.15915585
    >>15915567
    We're a wizard. Why not test it on our familiar?
    Try turning it into a dire version of whatever we currently have.
    Anyone asks, say it's an experimental spell.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:20 No.15915593
    >>15915585
    This.

    If we get to vote, our familiar is a toad.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:21 No.15915603
    >>15915578
    This.

    But test it on our familiar first.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)17:23 No.15915623
    >>15915593
    >>15915585

    You consider briefly, then bring out your familiar, a big fat warty toad. It blears at you with calm indifference, displaying all the phlegmatism toads are known for. You carefully nudge the animal with the road, thinking about a bigger toad...

    ...and something happens. Your familiar starts growing, becoming larger, stronger... a bony crest grows from its spine and it gains spikes on its head and legs. It croaks questioningly and decidedly with more bass at you.

    Success!
    >> Alissandro Hestikov 08/12/11(Fri)17:24 No.15915636
    >>15915593

    No, we tell everyone our familiar was TOAD.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:24 No.15915637
    >>15915623
    Now see if we can do something illogical. Let's say, make a second head where its ass would be.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:26 No.15915654
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    >>15915623
    YES!

    Now, test it on ourselves.

    Pic related. The blue guy in the back, that's what we're going for.
    >> Alissandro Hestikov 08/12/11(Fri)17:27 No.15915657
    >>15915637

    No, we try to turn a tree into a 2 headed dreadhawk.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:28 No.15915672
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    >>15915654
    >Tyranid Magos Biologis
    >MFW

    Do it. Do it now.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)17:29 No.15915686
    ((Conensus needed))
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:33 No.15915723
    >>15915672
    >>15915654
    +1 for Humanoid Tyranid Wizard.

    We'll tell the party we fucked up casting a spell.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:33 No.15915728
    >>15915672
    >>15915654
    to obvious were up to something so lets keep experimenting on the toad
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:34 No.15915733
    >>15915723
    >>15915728
    pfahaha damnit
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:34 No.15915734
    >>15915728
    I vote for this.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:35 No.15915744
    >>15915734
    i intended it as a vote for >>15915637
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:35 No.15915748
    >>15915723
    This.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)17:36 No.15915755
    ((2/2 for becoming a giant monster versus experimenting on the toad. EXTREME TIEBREAKER EDITION))
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:38 No.15915774
    GIANT MONSTER.

    WITH THE POWER TO ABSORB LIVING TISSUE.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:39 No.15915787
    dude we should like

    give ourselves a dick

    on our forehead

    yeah
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:40 No.15915795
    I'm amazed you ever expect this not to become fetishquest.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)17:41 No.15915807
    Feeling experimental, you prod yourself with the Despoiler, thinking of a giant beastie. Suddenly your entire being is wrenched by immense pain and you stagger to keep on your feet. Your familiar jumps off into the shadows, terrified. You grip your head as extra limbs grow from your back, ripping your clothes, and extra eyes open in your head. Once the process is finished you find yourself extremely dizzy and weak. You blink your new array of eyes, and then pick up sounds of commotion in the camp down the small hill. Evidently your anguished cries have gotten the attention of your fellow adventurers.

    You lacked the skill with the Despoiler to give yourself any particular ability this time. It appears you have not fully mastered it yet.


    ACTION?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:42 No.15915812
    >>15915774
    Our eyes will be Beholder Eyes!

    But smaller and less potent.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:43 No.15915828
    >>15915807
    Grab the Despoiler, point it at them, and offer them a position as your henchmen. If they refuse, turn them into something degrading.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:44 No.15915831
    >>15915807
    Hide the staff and yell out to the others.

    "Oh hey guys, I was just messing around with some magic, and I kinda fucked myself up."

    We should have a greater field of vision now, right?

    Can we use our limbs as well as our other ones?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:45 No.15915843
    >>15915831
    This, but say it as if you're worried. Like "OH SHIT WTF IS THIS"
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:45 No.15915845
    >>15915831
    >"Oh hey guys, I was just messing around with some magic, and I kinda fucked myself up."

    YEAH THATLL WORK
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:51 No.15915900
    >>15915843
    >>15915831
    Well this thread is on the highway to fuckville.

    Let's keep going.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:53 No.15915917
    >>15915831
    This, but more with a "OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKISCREWED UP THE SPELL!" kind of attitude.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)17:53 No.15915922
    >>15915845
    >>15915843
    >>15915831

    You quickly stick the wriggling rod back in your backpack, just in time for your companions to rush up the cliffs. At the sight of your monstrous form they prepare for combat, but you quickly wave your arms, feigning panic.

    "Ahhhh don't shoot don't shoot it's me, Jarek! I dunno what happened, I shouldn't have messed with that orb down in the underdark..."

    Your companions look dubious, but relax a little. The party consists of:

    * Markham, human male warrior. Older, grizzled, reliable, tetchy.

    * Rokus, tiefling male ranger. Lynx companion. Loner, quiet, seems to dislike you.

    * Veena, elf female cleric. Pretty but cold "smite the heretic" style holy woman.

    * Thark, goliath male barbarian. Big, trusting, easily angered lout.

    Your present body seems to work passably, though your new eyes are weaker than your old ones and your new limbs seem clumsily imprecise.

    ACTION?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:54 No.15915924
    Tell your party you got some strange disease from the ilithid city. It seems to be triggered by magic and cause random polymorph.

    Tell them to stay away, it might be contagious.

    Use toad as proof
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:56 No.15915949
    >>15915922
    We need to get our eyes fixed, man. What normal magic do we know? Can we use some cantrips to fix our robes so they fit/look good?

    Also, >>15915924 has the right idea. Tell the others to stay away until we can make sure we're not contagious. Some bullcrap explanation about how it only affects mages should work. Blame it on the 'orb'.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:57 No.15915964
    >>15915922
    Tell them that we think we can reverse the effects, and that they've extended to our familiar, so if they see the giant dire toad, don't kill it.
    Also the effects appear to be arcane in nature, we won't need Veena's help in reversing this condition.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:57 No.15915965
    >>15915922
    We're about ten foot high now, right?

    Are we Large sized, or Huge?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)17:59 No.15915982
    >>15915964
    >>15915949
    These. We need to watch out for that cleric.

    Don't reverse it right away though. Let's try experimenting on trees stealthily, without anyone else around.

    The we can begin improving ourselves. Bonuses to Str, Dex, Con, etc.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)18:02 No.15915997
    You begin blurting out a story about how you apparently contracted some magical curse or disease in the illithid city. You say it may still be contagious and advice your partners to stay away. Taking a look at you, they quietly back off abit. You dismiss Veena's offer of help, and tell the others not to kill a big spiky toad (your familiar ran off into the darkness somewhere). Your party slowly head back down the hill to their camp, looking worried.

    ACTION?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:03 No.15916019
    >>15915997
    Test the staff on trees for a long while. We need to start power-leveling our skill with it so we can fix our eyesight and get new abilities.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:04 No.15916021
    >>15915997

    First we need better manipulators. Don't want to drop the thing and transform random stuff or lose it.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:04 No.15916023
    >>15915982
    Yeah. Also, we should ditch the party as soon as it's appropriate. Like, we get to a city, and say that we think it's time we went back into academics.
    We buy a wizard tower somewhere remote, and keep up our facade of average NG wizard NPC while we experiment with the Despoiler. Evil wizards that flaunt their wealth and power always attract teams of murder-hobos. Better to stay in the background as a low-level magic item shop.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:06 No.15916032
    >>15916021
    >>15916019
    These, but wait to improve our eyesight/manipulators until we can use the staff correctly.

    Until then, act casual around the party. Say we're trying to fix ourselves, but it'll take a few weeks.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:07 No.15916039
    >>15915997
    Action: try a few cantrips to see if we can still cast our spells in this form.
    Move around and try to get a better sense of and ability to use our new limbs and eyes.

    Remember guys, using the Despoiler too often within an hour will result in our death.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:09 No.15916052
    >>15916032
    >>15916023
    Here's a list of the stuff we should get as soon as we know how to use the staff properly:
    >Better eyes. Thermal/x-ray vision too
    >Beholder powers for our eyes
    >extra strength. I"m talking "rip a tree out of the ground and throw it" strength
    >better senses all around. Can't have someone sneaking up and stealing the staff
    >chameleon powers.

    Anyone else have any ideas?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:10 No.15916061
    >>15916039
    >If you change a creature too many times within a short span of time (1 hour) they will devolve into protoplasm

    As long as we only test it on other things, we'll be fine.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:11 No.15916070
    Practice cantrips. Fix our robes/make them fit. Make sure we can do all the stuff needed to cast spells.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)18:11 No.15916073
    You are wary to fiddle too much with your shape too soon. The Despoiler has given you mental images of what happened with past users who did the same, and their end as non-sentient slimes and oozes. You shrink yourself down a little and manage to make your new limbs a little more sensitive (your clothes are still wrecked though) and then practice a bit in twisting trees. After a few hours you feel extremely exhausted, and remember Markham's words that they will be off at daybreak.

    ACTION?
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)18:12 No.15916085
    >>15916073

    Oh yeah, casting spells works fine, by the way.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:13 No.15916093
    >>15916073
    Sleep for a bit, and use our link to our familiar to call it back to us.

    Also, practice magic for a bit.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:14 No.15916102
    Why is it that /tg/ always manages to turn the quests with the greatest potential for fun painfully dull and boring? I imagined from the thread this spawned out of it would be awesome. But nope.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:16 No.15916115
    >>15916073
    Hide the Despoiler, call back our familiar, and get some sleep.
    Do we have a bag of holding, a Handy Haversack, or anything we can use to prevent anyone from detecting the Despoiler's presence?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:17 No.15916125
    Rest, and meet the other party members.

    Then try turning a tree into a dragon.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)18:22 No.15916173
    You recover your toad, who seems unsettled around you, and stash the Despoiler in your bag of holding. Then you lie down to sleep, having practiced your control at least a little.

    You are awaken in early dawn by Markham.

    "Didn't manage to fix yourself huh? Well we're marching. Time to go."
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:25 No.15916199
    >>15916173
    Tell him you'll be right there. When nobody's looking, try turning a tree into a dickwolf.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:27 No.15916218
    >>15916173
    Get our stuff, and fall in with the others. We'll do more practice with the Despoiler when we can be alone.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:28 No.15916224
    >>15916173
    We don't wanna walk with this fucked up body. Fuck these people. Turn their minds to jello and their bodys into that of snails for their insolence! Then, when we feel more confident, transform them into beings to act as your souless body guards.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)18:34 No.15916279
    ((Consensus needed. What happened to all the people from the fetishthread I based this on?))
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:34 No.15916286
    >>15916224
    This please. Make the damn thread interesting.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:35 No.15916290
    fix yourself because this is inconvenient
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:37 No.15916306
    >>15916218
    >>15916199
    This.

    We don't wanna go full evil until we can use the despoiler without fucking up.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)18:40 No.15916334
    >>15916218
    >>15916199

    You fall in behind the group, marching along as casually as you can being a giant monster-thing. The day becomes sunny and warm, and you set up camp for some food. After snacking a little, you excuse yourself and head off to the forest again under the pretense of working on your magical affliction.

    ACTION?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:42 No.15916347
    >>15916334
    lets do some tests...how many times can we change something before it falls apart?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:44 No.15916367
    >>15916334
    Make sure we aren't followed. Then go ahead and practice on the grass. Turn it into BEES.

    Once we're more confident, try increasing our muscle control and general sturdiness. Stronger yet more lightweight bones, etc. As well as better eyesight. Much better eyesight.

    How far is the nearest town? We're jumping ship ASAP. Gotta go into seclusion until we're better able to use the staff.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:50 No.15916401
    Okay, first thing, we tell the guys we can't travel well in this form, and we are going to work at fixing it then catch up with them later.

    Then we practice on trees and forest critters till we consider ourselves proficient at this shit.

    Then we fix ourselves We want extra arms and eyes, we do it fucking right.

    Alternatively, we ask Jeena for help 'fixing' us, then smack her with the rod. Make her pliant and eager and in desperate need of a wizard right now.

    Then we hit up Thark, cause muscly giants are hot too.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:50 No.15916402
    >>15916367
    This man speaks truth. We must leave the others for a while as soon as we can. We'll promise to join them soon enough, but our 'condition' makes it unlikely we'll be accepted by civilized people.

    Repair our robes with magic, and then try experimenting on the forest. Maybe we can make a Rape Lawn.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:58 No.15916450
    >>15916334

    Try to change our toad. Mentally. Make it smarter and since it seems a bit skittish, make it enternally devoted to us.

    And give it hypno eyes.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:59 No.15916455
    Fuck being a giant monster. I say we go back to being human and improve ourselves from there.

    Or turn into a dragon.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)18:59 No.15916459
    >>15916402
    >>15916367
    >grass into bees
    >rape lawn

    Let's do both. Turn a field of grass into a giant swarm of mindlessly loyal Dire Dickbees.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:02 No.15916476
    >>15916459
    That still die when they sting/rape someone. I can see it now,
    "OH MY GOD THERE'S BLOOD AND SEMEN EVERYWHERE"
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)19:03 No.15916491
    You insist that you need to be alone for a bit before heading off, then start experimenting with the despoiler again. Hitting a patch of grass with it and thinking about bees creates a small (Despoiler-sized) empty spot and a small amount of confused bees that buzz off. You then turn on your familiar, seemingly managing to make it a bit more intelligent. It croaks at you in confusion. No hypno-eyes, it just doesn't seem to work. Maybe when you practice more. You are relatively sure that you have waited sufficiently long that you can modify your body again without risk.

    ACTION?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:08 No.15916516
    >>15916491

    Monster form isn't going to work very well until we're more skilled with the Despoiler. Let's try to turn into our regular self, but with unnatural resilience and endurance. Less time resting means more time practicing. We can turn into an abomination once we've got enough mojo to become something REALLY scary.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:08 No.15916523
    >>15916491
    Add a gland that emits a pheremone making all Humanoid races highly succeptible to suggestion... be it decent or otherwise. This increases our survivability, of course.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:11 No.15916542
    >>15916523
    Screw suggestion, pheramone should make them see you as a normal member of their species
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:11 No.15916544
    We should do away with our need to sleep. We also might eventually be able to make ourselves completely selfsufficient. No aging, eating, breathing, or sleeping.

    And we need highly addictive, hallucinogenic semen.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:12 No.15916553
    >>15916544
    Only problem: For the semen to work, you'd need to convince someone to bonk an abomination in the first place.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)19:13 No.15916558
    >>15916516

    You decide that this big, hulking form which is so far kind of awkward is just not working out right now. You carefully shrink yourself back down to your old body, a little more toned and stronger and before, and with a better constitution. You flex your arm!

    >>15916523

    All that practice with the Despoiler has paid off! You create a small gland inside your mouth that lets you emit a cloud of pheromones that make other sentient beings suggestive. No guarantee if it works on other species.

    Your toad croaks at you. Also your clothes are still a tattered mess.

    ACTION?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:15 No.15916575
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    >>15916491
    >>15916542
    >>15916523
    >>15916544
    All of these.

    Pheromone glands that make people want to mate with us, with semen that hypnotizes people.

    Also, make our monsterous form stronger. Increase our bones strength and make our muscles more dense. Also, improve our respiratory and cardiovascular system, as well as our eyesight.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:16 No.15916576
    >>15916558

    Turn a tree into living clothing. Photosynthetic and it feeds off our waste.

    Course it might grow a large buttplug to use as a root to feed on said waste, but that's a chance I'm happy to take.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:16 No.15916577
    >>15916558
    Transform toad into living clothes
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:18 No.15916589
    >>15916558
    Use cantrips to fix our clothes, and go back to the party.

    Also, improve our senses. Better eyesight and hearing, as well as our vestibular sense and kinesthetic sense.

    We will be the most coordinated person EVER.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:19 No.15916598
    Go back to the others, tell them the disease is under control. Ask the hot cleric if she'll examine us next time the party makes camp, to see if her healing expertise reveals anything we might have missed.

    While we're alone for the physical examination, try the pheromone on her and flirt with her. If she's receptive, try to trick or seduce her into a vulnerable position where we can Despoil the hell out of her.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:19 No.15916599
    >>15916577
    They should give you blowjobs, that'd be a laugh.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:24 No.15916638
    >>15916589
    I vote for this suggestion. Our senses must be enhanced to their peak.

    Then do >>15916598 so we can start mind controlling people.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:25 No.15916650
    >>15916589
    +1 vote for enhanced senses.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:28 No.15916680
    >>15916589
    >>15916598
    >>15916638

    You decide for the somewhat more safe course of fixing up your outfit with cantrips. You feel unsettled by the idea of a living suit of clothes, at least for now. But hey.

    You begin to try and modify your senses, but immediately break it off. You very soon experience an intense sensory overload, and find it almost impossible to calibrate. It appears that self-modification is problematic because you alter your own pereceptions, which in turn affect your concentration on the Despoiler. Not willing to risk overloading your senses or leave yourself blind, you fix up your eyesight to be better and get rid of your annoying tinnitus.

    Do you still wish to call Veena over? If so, please describe a course of action.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:29 No.15916684
    >>15916589

    Screw the cantrip! Living clothes that force sexual actions upon us it where it's at.

    >>15916598
    Do this though. Use phermones on hot chick. And maybe muscly goliath, too. I vote threesome.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:31 No.15916702
    >>15916680
    "Hey guys, I think I cured myself!"

    Have Veena perform a brief medical examination, and then use our new pheromones to hypnotize her slightly.

    Hide the staff so that nobody can detect it.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:33 No.15916716
    >>15916702
    If it works, we should push it further with time. Causing people to break their alignment. Cause Paladins to fall. Ooooh, so fun.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:34 No.15916724
    First, tell the others the disease is in check, but we're not sure if it's gone, so we'll follow at a distance just to be absolutely sure everyone's safe.

    Second, ask Veena if she can help us. Tell her we think we've got it worked out, but we're obviously a little worried and would be very grateful if she could use her skill as a healer to examine us and give us a second opinion. Flatter her a little bit, but not too much. The whole time, dose her with as much of the pheromone as we possibly can.

    If she agrees, have her tell the others that she needs to give us a checkup, so they don't get suspicious and come looking. Then go somewhere private, for modesty's sake of course. We can figure out the next step if we get that far.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:35 No.15916726
    >>15916716
    I still like the idea of becoming a Tyranid. But for now, let's play it cool.

    SUGGESTIONS FOR EVERYONE!
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:36 No.15916731
    >>15916702
    >hypnotize her slightly
    >it's like I'm really playing Void Quest!

    >>15916724
    This.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:36 No.15916732
    >>15916702

    Don't just hide it, while Jeena is checking you out (heh heh), slap her with it, focusing on making her pliable and devoted to you. Change her to a cleric of whoever to a cleric of your cock.

    Cause by the time we're done with this quest, I guarantee our cock will have performed more miracles then her god.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:36 No.15916737
    >>15916732
    >>15916724
    These, together.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:37 No.15916741
    Guys, I just thought of something. If we can change Veena without her seeing the staff, we could blame our "disease," and since both of us are now infected, the safest idea is for us to temporarily split from the others and work together on a cure. From then on, it's just the two of us... with nobody to interrupt while we corrupt and reshape our pet Cleric.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:39 No.15916760
    >>15916741
    Excellent idea.

    Use our newfound muscle control to tap her with the staff gently, without her knowledge. Then shape her when she touches us.

    Our disease, it is 'spreading'.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:40 No.15916769
    >>15916731
    I lold.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)19:40 No.15916771
    You return to your comrades, cheerfully explaining that you've cured yourself. They mostly just nod and shrug, most of them not being on terribly friendly terms with you apart from that you adventure together. You ask Veena if she could give you a checkup, playing bashful. She nods and agrees, following you off into a secluded glade a bit away from the camp.

    Sunlight plays across the trees, and Veena's golden hair sparkles. If only she wasn't as cold-hearted. You know that bodies can be freely changed by the Despoiler, but you do not have the ability to affect particular mind-changes in the vein of "making someone devoted to X". You still have your suggestion-pheromones, of course, and could improvise from there...

    ACTION?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:41 No.15916781
    >>15916771
    Use suggestion pheromones to make her intensely attracted to us. And have it go nowhere, for now.

    We will bid our time.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:45 No.15916804
    Use the pheromones to make her a little more receptive, and go through the checkup honestly. Make a real attempt to befriend her while she does this, hitting her with the pheromones all the while. If things are going exceptionally well, flirt with her or even try seduction if she responds well, but don't push any further than she seems comfortable with.

    If the opportunity arises to give her our "disease" without her catching on to what's really happening, do it while we have the chance. Otherwise, wait for a better opportunity to subjugate her. No use acting too rashly.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:47 No.15916817
    Turn her into a pile of goo; sex teh goo.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)19:48 No.15916822
    ((If you wish you could find a covert way to slap Veena with the rod without her noticing. What would you change on her, though? You need a very clear idea, otherwise you'll end with Veena-snot))
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:49 No.15916840
    Change her into a redhead.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:51 No.15916847
    >>15916822
    Redhead, with blue eyes.

    That should be enough to convince her she's infected.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:52 No.15916853
    >>15916840

    THIS!
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:52 No.15916860
    >>15916840

    We'll need something a little more unusual if the disease story is going to work. How about... a redhead, with pale blue skin, a heightened libido, and greatly increased sensitivity to our pheromones? That makes her much easier to control, and makes our cover story seem more believable too, because how else would her skin change like that?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:53 No.15916861
    >>15916822

    Can we cause brain damage with the rod? I mean, can we shrink that brain, or replace it with fat?

    If so, that might be something worth considering, otherwise, her hands become feet, and visa versa
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:54 No.15916875
    >>15916840
    >>15916847
    These
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:56 No.15916895
    >>15916860
    >>15916847
    These.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:57 No.15916897
    >>15916860

    Something obviously malhuman as well, though. A long, segmented scorpion tale might be good.

    ... And make her lactate healing potion.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:58 No.15916899
    >>15916875
    >>15916895
    See
    >>15916860

    Backs up our story better, and serves our interests.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)19:58 No.15916906
    >>15916860
    >>15916897

    Let's just turn her into a succubus physically and give her an increased libido. That's sure to get their attention. Plus she could distract the other guys while we take over.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:01 No.15916930
    >>15916906
    Succubus body works well. Though I still think she should produce healing milk. Give her the ability to still play heal bot even after her god ends up forksaking her due to her perverse sexual lusts.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:02 No.15916937
    >>15916930
    >>15916906
    >>15916897
    No.

    >>15916860
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:02 No.15916943
    >>15916906
    >>15916930
    3rd vote for Succubus.
    And yeah, 3rd vote for healing milk, why the hell not. She'll have to come to terms with her new "power", but it'll also cause a moral decline in the team. Delicious corruption.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:04 No.15916957
    Seriously, where the fuck is OP?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:07 No.15916983
    >>15916943
    >>15916930
    >>15916906

    I'm positive this is beyond our current abilities, besides I don't think we can cause mental shifts, or cause her mammary to make healing potions. We'd probably just turn her into goo. I that we should turn her into the form we just had, then turn a tree into a clone of her, and try the tricks then.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)20:09 No.15916997
    ((Combining ideas))

    As Veena examines you (shirtless and all), you make smalltalk with her. You offer up your normal lighthearted conversation, but quickly realize you're not getting far (as usual). Her standoffish, prudish nature just seems immune to being relaxed. That is, until she examines your face and you give her a faceful of pheromones, and then prod her with the despoiler while she's rubbing her eyes.

    "Oh my gods it's still in me! I infected you!"

    You rush to your feet, hiding the despoiler as you watch Veena change. Her flat-chested lanky body fills out, rupturing her clothes where needed, and soon she is a red-haired green-eyed succubus, with a large bosom straining against her top and a pair of batwings erupting from her shoulders. A tail whips behind her, as she looks down at herself in panic. Her eyes are still a bit cloudy, however, showing that she is likely still vulnerable to suggestion...

    ACTION?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:10 No.15917003
    >>15916983
    Wisdom.

    >>15916860
    This is the correct action.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:11 No.15917014
    >>15916997
    Fight all indecent temptations.
    Use this moment of vulnerability to reinforce that it was infection, not our intervention. Also convince her that parting with the group to find a cure together is the ONLY safe course of action.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:11 No.15917015
    >>15916997
    "Don't worry, I think I can turn you back to normal."

    Then turn her back to normal by mumbling magical gibberish and walking around to her back. When she can't see you, whack her with the staff and put it away.

    Seriously you guys.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:12 No.15917023
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    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:14 No.15917040
    This doesn't need to turn into RapeQuest(tm) so soon. Use this to drive a wedge between us and the rest of the party, buying time to experiment (find a cure, I mean).
    Experiment on her, gradually turn her into a 100% loyal beast of absolute terror and destruction. If she remains easy on the eye, added benefit.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:15 No.15917052
    Don't undo the changes. We can't let her, or anyone, know that we control this. They have to think it's completely out of our hands, and we're as much a victim as anyone else.

    Tell her not to panic, because if we were able to reverse the dramatic changes we underwent, we can definitely reverse her changes using the same techniques. It will just take some time. Then sit down with her and get her to agree that contact with the others is unsafe. Use lots of pheromone to keep her pliant, and when she agrees, bring her with us and tell the others, with worry and sadness, that we'll have to part ways for a little while.

    Then comes the corruption. Delicious, delicious corruption.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:16 No.15917055
    >>15916997

    We still need to test out if the healing potion part worked.

    Here's my plan. We alter our pheromones to produce chloroform that only we are immune to. Drug her, test, than fix her.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:18 No.15917075
    >>15917014

    No, we should stick with the party. We should 'infect' them as well with different changes.

    Turn the gruff older warrior into a little trap boi, Turn the Teifling into a cock obsessed futa, and just turn the muscly Goliath gay.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:19 No.15917087
    >>15917014
    >>15917040
    >>15917052
    This.
    We need to establish a connection between close eye contact with us and feeling calm and collecting, having sense of hope and direction. This way, she'll always be putting herself in direct contact with the pheromones, never quite realising why being close to our face makes her feel safer.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:20 No.15917105
    >>15917075

    Goliath needs the full bimbofication treatment. It needs to be a woman. Tits larger than her brain, won't wear clothes that don't show her off, dat ass, and a roaring appetite for cock
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:21 No.15917115
    >>15917075
    >>15917105
    At the moment, everyone thinks the "disease" only infects magic users. Go this way and the team are liable to ditch/kill us to keep themselves safe.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:22 No.15917120
    >>15917115

    Yeah, but what can they do?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:24 No.15917139
    >>15917120
    It's not a case of "what can they do", it's an issue of blowing our cover before we've mastered the despoiler. We don't want to go crazy until we can hold our own without depending on it, either.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:24 No.15917141
    >>15917075
    >>15917115
    >>15917120

    Let's just wait until the next night and sneak up on them. Agree to take a watch, then go around and tap them with the wand.

    I also vote we turn everyone into women. I want us to roll around the countryside in style with our ho's.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:24 No.15917142
    >>15917052
    >>15917040

    Dammit, why does everone want to abandon the party when we can use them for more experiments instead.

    >>15916997

    Tell her to relax, and not to panic. We could reverse most of our changes eventually, and we're sure we can eventually reverse hers. While this is the concern that both of us might still be contagious, and we should avoid populated towns, we're sure the rest of the party will help us out all they can.

    Lean in close, iniate comforting physical contact and say this
    The important thing is to stay calm and relaxed, and work together to overcome this challenge. Remmeber, I'm here and I'll help you all I can.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:24 No.15917145
    OP, what level magic do we have, max? How powerful are we?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:27 No.15917170
    >>15917141

    Second.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:29 No.15917196
    >>15917141
    But the Despoiler doesn't change a creature's mind; only their physical form and attributes. We could make them smarter or dumber, but we don't have the fine control needed to reliably do that yet.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:29 No.15917197
    >>15917170
    Ok,fine. But if we do this, we also stunt them mentally for the time being, just shrink their brains or some shit. Just until we get things under control. Change ourself too, so it doesn't look suspect.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:31 No.15917217
    Actually, can I put in another vote for the living blowjob clothes? We can make them out of the Tiefling or Goliath if that's what people want, but the mental image just keeps making me crack up.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)20:33 No.15917224
    ((Goddamn you captcha))

    You calm Veena down, using a combination of carefully reassuring words and your new pheromone power. her sobbing comes under control, and she even lets you embrace her.

    "Thank you Jarek. I... I never thought you were such a good man before."

    She nods and agrees to talk to the others about the disease and also expresses a wish to work on a cure with you if needed.

    You believe you have gotten her somewhat under your sway. She seems to have opened up to you in a new way, and trust you closely.

    ACTION?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:33 No.15917226
    >>15917219
    OP: USE A TRIP CODE.

    Also, what level of magic do we have?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:34 No.15917234
    >>15917219
    Convince her to test the abilities of her new form while I work on a cure, as they may be useful to the party in the meanwhile. Flying would be a good place to start. This gives us some privacy, and increases her usefulness. Plus, if we decide to have wings later, it would make sense for the whole party to be adept at flying sooner or later.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:34 No.15917237
    >>15917197

    Ohgod I have the best idea.

    >>15917217

    Turn party members into hot chicks.

    Give THEM living blowjob clothes made from animals or trees.

    Profit??????
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:35 No.15917250
    >>15917224
    HAVE ANAL SEX WITH HER.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:35 No.15917252
    >>15917197

    we become a bordello owner and her prostitutes
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:37 No.15917273
    >>15917197

    Yeah, but can we grow them back. Would we want to?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:38 No.15917283
    >>15917237
    >>15917250
    >>15917252
    Turning into RapeQuest again...

    Don't want to overdo it and change her into goo. Send her on some errand then experiment on the Dire Toad, try to adjust its mind. Making it smarter didn't yield any results, try something more visible - make it more lethargic, or more energetic, something like this.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:39 No.15917295
    >>15917283
    Yeah we ant to improve our brain altering skills, theyll be important when we fuck with the other party memers
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:41 No.15917316
    Welp this quest is filled with faggotry and fetishes. I mean c'mon what the fuck guys? Hypnotizing semen? Can you people at least TRY not to turn a quest with a shit-ton of potential into a fucking massive vent for your assorted fetishes?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:41 No.15917317
    >>15917283

    It's not "Rape Quest". We want reliable minions, and we're a young guy. This is just following nature. Also we're not arguing for this to become constant rape hurp durp.

    Grow up.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:42 No.15917330
    You should alter your body into a form which can hide
    the Despoiler inside of it, so that you could apply it at will
    and not be dependent on items to carry it in.

    Most ways of fulfilling this would be easily noticeable,
    but I think that it would be a good choice for later, when you don't want to lose the rod at any cost.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:43 No.15917340
    >>15917317
    One of the posts I referenced was talking about blowjob clothes.
    The seconds about anal sex with the vulnerable succubbus.
    The third about setting up a brothel.
    That's more than just 'young guy following nature'.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:44 No.15917350
    >>15917330
    Oh man, this guy is GOOD at this game!
    Needs to be somewhere easy to use but not somewhere you'd activate it by accident.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)20:45 No.15917359
    ((Okey, things are spiralling off in all sorts of directions. Not sure which to follow atm))
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:45 No.15917362
    >>15917330

    Can we transform the Despoiler?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:45 No.15917367
    >>15917350
    The penis! D:

    "Hey, want to see the legendary Despoiler of Flesh?"
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:46 No.15917376
    >>15917340

    I'm just advocating turning your other three partymembers into pliable female companions. The other stuff was other people.

    Do you object to this too?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:47 No.15917384
    I weep /tg/, I loved the original Despoiler quest threads, even with the fetishes running rampart, but this....I can't even bare to consider what would happen...probably get torn open by one of our creations in an effort to literally fuck us anywhere....and the mutations you faggots will give it will make our character WANT his lung to be punctured with a bladed dick.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:47 No.15917385
    >>15917376
    Ok, fine, lets see where it goes.
    But can we also mentally handicap the tiefling? You know, just to see if we can.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:48 No.15917389
    >>15917283
    >>15917316

    To everyone one complaining about the amount of fetish shit in this thread.

    I point you at this:
    >>15916279
    >>((Consensus needed. What happened to all the people from the fetishthread I based this on?))
    >> fetishthread I based this on?))
    >> fetishthread

    >>15917141
    >>15917170
    >>15917197
    >>15917237

    Goddammit, am I the only bisexual in this thread? It's a waste of perfectly good cocks to turn all the guys into chicks.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:48 No.15917395
    >>15917384
    Ooh, bladed dick - there's an idea

    I VOTE WE GIVE THE DIRE TOAD A BLADED DICK
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:50 No.15917412
    We want fetish? Have some fetish.
    We transform the whole party into different types of women to fulfil our various sexual fantasies. First 3 replies to this post choose said fantasies. Anything goes.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)20:51 No.15917423
    >>15917384


    ((Wait, someone actually read the original Despoilerquest? I had to stop doing it because I could never get anyone to post anything.))

    You continue to reassure Veena that a cure for her condition will be found. She gloomily practices flying with her new body, and it works -somewhat- well. At least she can fly. You're still wary against doing more alterations on her or yourself this soon.

    The two of you return to the others. After a brief and somewhat animated discussion, the party members agree that everyone should sleep spread out to avoid risking infection. Everyone drags their stuff off to different sides of the camping ground, as Markham goes off to hunt some supper.

    ACTION?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:53 No.15917434
    >>15917423

    Ambush Markham, turn him into a female centaur.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:53 No.15917438
    >>15917423
    Hey OP, can we use the despoiler to split our being? Like, create a second-us of sorts that can go and conduct experiments (on Markham, while he hunts, perhaps) while the original stays at the camp to waylay suspicion? Doesn't need to resemble us in any way.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:55 No.15917450
    >>15917438

    Good idea. Turn the toad into us, and he feigns that he is sleeping. We turn into a stealth form and ambush the hunter.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:55 No.15917452
    >>15917438
    Also, it allows us to do to things at once; the half with the despoiler satisfys the mischevious ideas people are throwing out, the other half is free to fuck.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:56 No.15917459
    >>15917438
    >>15917450
    Better be a damn good stealth form to avoid us getting hunted by mistake!
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:56 No.15917464
    >>15917423

    I loved the original threads bro, I am just scared to post in this way because no matter what I suggest someone would turn it into a fetish. Say something like...using one of our party members into nothing more than a bloated bag of slithering entrails, BLADED entrails even to erupt whenever someone gets close to us.....I expect that someone would keep the blades and add an aphrodesiac substance to them...and use them to rape people.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:56 No.15917471
    >>15917450
    Not sure if the toad is smart enough to follow our objectives at this time
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:57 No.15917473
    >>15917412
    futa

    >>15917423

    Spend some time by ourselves working with the defiler. Try to turn a regular snake into a tiny lamia. A mouse into cat. Give a squirrel tentacles. Little things to inprove control in various areas. Also try to put animals into heat. Maybe we can make people go into heat when we hit them.

    Then go to Jeena before we sleep. Since we are both infected, no reason to avoid each other. And we can heavy use the phermones to get into her panties.

    What's she wearing now that she has wings anyway?
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)20:57 No.15917474
    ((Assorted question:

    Jarek's magic level is NOT MAXIMUM. Actually he's a low-level mage who pretty much started out recently. Most his spells are of the utility and basic types.

    You cannot use the Despoiler to alter the Despoiler. Even though it is an artifact it does not count as "alive" in that sense.

    You could try splitting yourself into more than one being, or something else weird, but at this skill level with the Despoiler you may just end up turning yourself into snot.

    Yes, I made this thread because some namefag made a fetishthread about transforming people. And hey, it reminded me of DespoilerQuest. I'm not aiming to make this fetishy (as I think you can see) but I will also respect the choices of the players to a degree.

    Let me know if you think it's not going well.))
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)20:57 No.15917476
    >>15917471

    We have link. We are wizards. We must have a spell for us to communicate.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:00 No.15917498
    Oh for the love of god. I am completely okay with turning this into FetishQuest, but you guys are going about this all wrong. Do not follow the ranger and attempt to change him. This is a bad idea. Any idiot could piece together that contact with us changes people and the others in the party will leave.

    Instead, give it a few days. Let our new succubus gain the trust of the group, while meanwhile manipulating her with the device to become more loyal (more suggestion pheromones and shit, maybe forcibly reducing her amygdala to lower any angry feelings she has).

    Eventually we can make a joint announcement to the crew to let us touch them with the device (due to more suggestion pheromones) and change them how we wish.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:00 No.15917501
    >>15917474
    Based on this, we wait until the party is sleeping. We stunt the tiefling mentally and turn him into a woman, and turn the goliath into an elaborate tent of flesh, so we can spend the night in luxury. We use the pheramones (after increasing their power using the despoiler on ourself) to convince Veena this was the only way, as they feared us and would have killed us - sleeping apart was the first warning. Plot for the return of the hunter.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:01 No.15917505
    >>15917474

    Hey OP let's turn ourselves into a buff Illithid, then go turn a cow into a small dragon.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:02 No.15917513
    >>15917501

    While they sleep turn them into trees.

    Then they can't run away and we can experiment as it pleases us.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:02 No.15917515
    >>15917459

    Naked woman. No way he can resist
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)21:02 No.15917520
    ((Blech, too many wildly disparate ideas. ))
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:03 No.15917523
    >>15917505
    Sigh... good times...

    >kendstun YHWH
    Guys, I think YHWH is onto our plans. We must stun his angels with these acts of debauchery to gain some time!
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:03 No.15917527
    HEY OP!
    Why don't we introduce a dice roll to decide which action is taken? Keeps things simple. People can always vote for their favourite, and the highest roll for each action is the one taken into account.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:04 No.15917534
    >>15917513
    TREEEEEEEEEESSSSSS
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)21:05 No.15917542
    >>15917527


    ((No, because some suggestions are dumb and then I'd have to keep rolling until I get a sane one. Looking at you people with "hypnotic sperm"))
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:05 No.15917546
    >>15917534
    >>15917513
    Wait! This is a great idea, but to satisfy the fetishists, make them hot dryad trees, rooted to the ground, but looking and sounding like hot chicks.

    Sounds good?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:06 No.15917550
    >>15917498
    THIS
    We do nothing spectacular. Only work on our relationship with Veena, possibly removing her wings, horns and other demonic traits. Boobs stay the size they are now.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:06 No.15917554
    >>15917542
    Well... when you are presented with too many options, pick three and let us do a quick vote, how about that?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:06 No.15917557
    >>15917546

    Sounds perfect.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:06 No.15917558
    >>15917546
    Yeah, sure, whatever. I just want TREES.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:07 No.15917564
    >>15917546
    Ehh, if it gets this moving, I'll agree to it.
    BUT
    We need to also up our pheramone skills so we can convince Veena that we aren't to blame or that it was necessary.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:08 No.15917566
    >>15917498
    >>15917498
    >>15917498
    >>15917498
    Do this. It's simple, and we need to practice with the staff more before we turn everyone into trees,
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:09 No.15917574
    >>15917566

    We already trained tree transformation.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:09 No.15917577
    >>15917546
    Yeah, I'm game. Question though; how do you fuck a tree without getting splinters?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:11 No.15917590
    >>15917577
    Make the vagina made of not wood? Obviously wait a couple hours to make that change, but we can wait.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)21:11 No.15917592
    ((Right))

    You spend the afternoon practicing on the various trees and plants, using the Despoiler. You also take some extra time to help Veena cope. You decide it would be a bit too convenient to have her be "cured" so soon, and resolve to hold off with it for a little bit.

    Dinner is tense, with everyone casting wary eyes around the campfire. Veena eats quietly, and you try to seem your usual self, unaffected by the gloom. Afterwards everyone retreats to their private corners, you studying your spellbook a little as dusk falls. You have planned to march again at first daybreak.

    ACTION?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:11 No.15917595
    >>15917577
    Only dried wood causes splinters. Wet wood will bend around the member.

    Don't ask how I know.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:11 No.15917596
    >>15917592

    Tree time.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:13 No.15917610
    >>15917592
    Yeah, fuck it, I'm on board with the tree idea now.
    Second vote for tree time.
    But I'm STILL gonna push for improving our pheramone skills too.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:13 No.15917612
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    >>15917592
    TURN BACK INTO HORRIBLE TYRANID MONSTER.

    And get Tarrasque Regeneration.

    And make our dick bigger.

    And turn everyone into trees.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:14 No.15917618
    >>15917596
    >>15917610
    >>15917612
    TREEMIND
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:15 No.15917630
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    TREEEEEES
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:16 No.15917640
    >>15917612
    Yes. Especially the Regeneration part.

    I'm sure it will be slow at first, but as we get better at Flesh-warping, it'll become more potent.

    Also: Beholder Eyes Now pl0x.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:16 No.15917646
    >>15917630
    THAT THUMBNAIL IS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHhh MY EYES
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:18 No.15917656
    >>15917612
    >>15917640
    >Beholder Eyes
    >Humanoid Tyranid Monster
    >Tarrasque Regeneration
    >Giant Dong
    >EVERYONE IS TREES

    Seems legit.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)21:18 No.15917658
    ((Are you guys serious about this tree thing?))
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:18 No.15917661
    >>15917612
    >>15917640
    One thing at a time now. Lets do the trees first; we don't know what all side-effects transforming ourselves would have and I don't want them to wake up to the sounds of bones cracking before we can tree them.

    Also let's tree the ranger first. He's probably the most alert.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:19 No.15917669
    >>15917656
    Godly stuff. But you forgot
    >Loyal Succubus
    Which goes so very nicely with giant dong.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:19 No.15917672
    >>15917658

    Very.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:20 No.15917673
    >>15917658
    Incredibly.
    But to clarify, we leave the succubus as she is. That's already a whole load of fun yet to be had.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:20 No.15917675
    >>15917669
    >Giant dong with spikes
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)21:21 No.15917687
    ((I think I have to go. I may resume sometime. Thanks for playing everyone.))
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:22 No.15917693
    >>15917687
    OP is prejudiced against hot dryad sex.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:23 No.15917696
    I just sort of picture OP sitting at his desk with a bottle of whiskey. He realizes we're serious about the tree thing and then takes off the cap, throws it across the room, takes a few gulps and gets to typing.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:23 No.15917700
    >>15917687
    RESUME TOMORROW.

    OR WE'LL FIND YOU.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:24 No.15917706
    This is too hilarious to not archive.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:24 No.15917711
    >>15917687
    Understandable. Some members of /tg/ are more /d/ than others, and threads like this tend to bring out the most /d/.
    >> Despoilerguy !8wYETIp9zU 08/12/11(Fri)21:27 No.15917728
    ((Don't worry about it. I had this dumb idea that maybe I could run Despoilerquest as more of a fast-moving whacky thing with some naughty elements now and then. The original one got so bogged down in political plot that eventually everyone just stopped posting to it. But I also should have realized that going with a simpler style would just turn it into "Rape Quest" as someone said.

    My bad. I suck at Quest threads. I apologize.))
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:27 No.15917729
    I kinda doubt OP's going to come back. Anyone want to pick up in his place or start their own version of the quest?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:28 No.15917742
    >>15917728
    It'll become better as it goes on, if you continue it.

    Once we've got a set base, we'll feel the need to branch out and start consolidating our power. And then the fun begins.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:29 No.15917749
    >>15917728
    Future tips: if you want fast moving, revisit your thread more often, and get people to roll with their post to decide which goes ahead, rather than waiting for group consensus. Or, have a vague idea of where you want things to go, and choose the suggestions that follow it. It'll be easier to tell a story.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:31 No.15917771
    >>15917729
    I was thinking about it, but I'm a britfag and it's nearly 3am so fuck it.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:31 No.15917774
    >>15917749

    Since when are quests about "telling a story"? That sounds more like railroading.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:34 No.15917790
    can someone take this over and make it more hardcore? it's what everyone wants tbh. more sex
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:35 No.15917805
    >>15917790
    Yeah, I'm thinking maybe OP quit because he wasn't enough of a deviant to cope with the way the thread was going. We need someone with the imagination to describe hot tree fucking.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:36 No.15917807
    >>15917805
    Or someone who can describe in in a tongue in cheek way, whatever works.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:37 No.15917817
    >>15917805

    Nah, I think he just doesn't get off on trees.
    >> FuckingWizards !59EAUjbl0g 08/12/11(Fri)21:38 No.15917824
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    >>15917805
    >>15917807
    ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:38 No.15917827
    >>15917817
    To be fair, I don't think many people do...
    But fuck it, I still voted for it because it sounded fucking funny, and I'm sure I'd still have a shot at describing it if I were OP.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:38 No.15917829
    >>15917805
    This. Honestly I'm not sure I'd even be willing to run this quest, and I'm the one who suggested dryads. With this level of deviance, I'd prefer to be able to take the quest and leave it as I please.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:39 No.15917837
    >>15917824
    Awww tits. Awesome. Continuation or new quest?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:41 No.15917855
    The problem is, once you namefag and tripfag as the GM for a quest with heavy fetish elements, you may find yourself really fucking hated on /tg/. Just look at what happened to TauQuest and a few others.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:49 No.15917910
    Come back OP :(
    >> FuckingWizards !59EAUjbl0g 08/12/11(Fri)21:54 No.15917948
    >>15917612
    >>15917656
    >>15917669
    >>15917675
    For your dark and musty lair of an old tent you bought at a yard sale a few months back, you plot your next move. Looking up from your old book of spells, you gently pet the massive toad beside you. Your familiar, in response, croaks annoyingly until you stop.

    Pulling the ancient and powerful artifact from your pack, you wave it around form a moment and tap it against your arm. In a flash, your body begins to change. Bones crunch and warp, muscles stretch and tighten, and your nervous system practically screams in pain as your spinal column bends into a most unnatural shape. The Despoiler, needing more biomass, absorbs the tent from around you, as well as the grass you sit upon.

    Finally, you find your body fully altered. Your robes once more torn, you glance down at your now much larger member, and back towards the fire your fellow party members are camped around. Your newly formed eyes, now far superior to any human ones, allow you to view the very heat that the camp is imbued with. Switching back to the visual spectrum, your nervous system strains to control your newly grown limbs, but they seem more precise now. More powerful.

    Standing up to your full height of 11' 2", you pick up the despoiler from its resting place, the ground around you devoid of life in a perfect circle of ash and dirt. Approaching Rokus' tent, you lean down slowly, and with a single claw, cut through the side. Pushing the staff in through the opening, you will it to transform the Ranger into the new and strange form of a Dyrad Tree. His flesh seems to bubble and pop as his legs take root, and his spine twists. By the time the tiefling's eyes open and begin to dart around in confusion, the mouth that once sat below them has disappeared. Finally, the transformation completes, and where there was previously a tiefling, now there is only a tree.

    What do?
    >> FuckingWizards !59EAUjbl0g 08/12/11(Fri)21:56 No.15917956
    >>15917855
    >Implying I care
    >Implying this isn't a trip to be used solely for the purpose of this thread

    Yeah, ok.

    Please excuse the degree to which I suck at writing. Am newfag.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:58 No.15917970
    More trees.

    SOON EVERYONE WILL BE TREE.

    And when everyone is tree, no one will be.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:59 No.15917975
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    >>15917948
    FUCK YEAR
    Next target: Thark. I'm worried about what could happen if one of them wakes up, and I'd like to be able to make the touch attack with the despoiler as easy as possible. I'm guessing Markham relies more on armor than Thark, so Thark should be next. Tree that goliath.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)21:59 No.15917976
    >>15917956
    Suck? Are you kidding?
    That was a 300% improvement over OP
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)22:01 No.15917992
    Turn the other men into trees as well. Then go to Veena, change her biology to make her drunk with lust all the time, and make sure she's able to accommodate the tyranid dick. Do not wake her during this. Go back to bed, and in the morning, act horrified that the disease has progressed so fast.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)22:07 No.15918034
    Also we're at 242 posts (including this one). I don't remember when autosage occurs, but perhaps we should make a new thread soon?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)22:25 No.15918130
    While we're waiting for FuckingWizards, what do we want to do after the tree thing? Obviously we wake up and act horrified and try to comfort Veena, but then what?

    I say let's have Veena close her eyes and say we're going to attempt to fix her mutation, then remove her tail or something. That'll earn a lot of trust I wager, and let us get closer to revealing our body altering abilities.
    >> FuckingWizards !59EAUjbl0g 08/12/11(Fri)22:35 No.15918181
    >>15917992
    >>15917975
    >>15917970
    Silently mocking the new tree you've created with a lewd gesture, you remove the artifact from its surface and turn to the other tents. Three in total, they seem to mock you from across the fire. Crossing over the openly burning wood, your robes smoke slightly as your colossal (NOT colossal sized, D&D guys) form crunches the wood into splinters.

    Thark is first on your list. The very claw take cut through the tiefling's tent cuts through his as well, but this time, it seems, you were not as quiet as you though. The barbarian, wearing a eye-covering nightcap complete with a fuzzy ball, jolts upright at the sound of the fabric tearing. As he reaches for his axe, you strike him across the head with the despoiler. With nary a noise, his face turns to bark and wood, the transformation spreading down his neck, to his body. As his legs at last take root, ceasing their writhing caused by their lack of input from his brain, you smile with grim satisfaction.

    Markham is next on your list. The same process repeats itself, with much more success than either of the previous two. He sleeps silently as you poison his body, twisting his cells into that of trees. He doesn't even open his eyes or cease his snoring, until finally his body is altered completely.

    And last, but not least, Veena. Her succubus form pleases you, but it isn't enough to sate your thirst to alter the biology of others. While you don't think you can twist her biology enough to make her constantly drunk, you can make her more.. open to your advances. Subtly twisting her brain chemistry around your little finger, you rearrange her organs and leave her to sleep. Perfect.

    Exiting her tent, you are faced by your familiar. It croaks its disapproval, but accepts your choice to continue down the path you've started on. It will follow you, as it always has.
    >> FuckingWizards !59EAUjbl0g 08/12/11(Fri)22:36 No.15918184
    >>15918181
    Smiling with your twisted and fanged tyranid jaw, you trot across the campsight and lay on the ground, drifting into sleep.

    The sound of screaming wakes you. It's Veena.

    "OH GODS WHAT HAPPENED HERE?"

    What do?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)22:38 No.15918193
    What do indeed. Hmm.

    SUGGESTION PHEROMONE TIME.
    >> FuckingWizards !59EAUjbl0g 08/12/11(Fri)22:42 No.15918213
    Also, a list of your alterations to yourself:
    >Giant Humanoid Tyranid (duh)
    >Giant Dong
    >Better Eyesight
    >Better Hearing
    >Improved Strength
    >Increased Mass
    >Enhanced Skeletal System (Lighter yet also stronger bones. It's fucking magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.)
    >Improved Respiratory System

    (Sorry I took so long to update. I had to reread the thread to make sure I wasn't missing anything important to the quest.)
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)22:45 No.15918238
    Well the way I see it we have two options:
    1. We act completely horrified. We scream at ourselves and at the dryads. This will create a feeling of helplessness that will bond us with Veena.
    2. We act very cold and calculating. "I was afraid this could happen." Then we comfort Veena by acting in control and saying we might have a way to fix it. Then we take off her tail or something and earn trust.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)22:46 No.15918240
    Appear to panic, worry aloud that the affliction is much more potent than we thought. Tell Veena that the two of us will have to start work immediately if we wish to reverse the effects, and that straying too near to other people would obviously put them in danger, so it would be best to remain where we are now.

    Sit down and start a sham effort to study and understand the affliction. During this time, continuously hit her with massive doses of the pheromone, while using gentle jokes and lighthearted flirting in an apparent effort to keep spirits up. When she starts to get hot and bothered enough to squirm, we will flirt harder. With our dick.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)22:51 No.15918268
    >>15918240
    I like this idea.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)22:51 No.15918270
    I HAVE A SUGGESTION!

    During the night, while your allies sleep, turn the other dudes into some sort of "I have no mouth and I must scream" form. Silent, immobile, and most importantly, small and portable so you can just stick them in your bags. Tell Veena they fucked off in the dead of night because they were afraid of your 'infection.'

    Continue practicing with the Despoiler. Once you finally feel confident, break them out to shape their bodies and wills into something convenient. Whores maybe, or hugeass guardian beasts.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)22:55 No.15918303
    >>15918270
    Little late now, but good idea for transportation. I believe we had something similar in the original thread. Something like turning them into little bone statues that were "living" only in the strictest sense of the word.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)22:56 No.15918306
    Did "FuckingWizards" hijack this thread?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)23:01 No.15918352
    >>15918306
    Approximately.
    See:
    >>15917824
    >> FuckingWizards !59EAUjbl0g 08/12/11(Fri)23:11 No.15918430
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    >>15918268
    Leaping to your clawed feet, you gasp in feigned shock and horror. Shouting out towards Veena, you pretend to panic as you examine the trees closely. Veena exclaims her belief that they were once her fellow party members, and to your credit, you put up the guise of not believing it extremely well. Finally 'accepting' the truth, you 'ask her' what you should do. She's no idea it seems, as she quickly breaks down and starts crying. Sitting down next to her, you calm her and pull her to her feet. Veena wipes away her tears as she looks at her former comrades, one at a time.

    "Well, what do we do now?"

    >"We fix the problem."

    Nodding, she and you get to work. The morning soon passes by, and with the sun high in the sky, you and she continue 'studying' the trees. All the while, however, you're making good use of your pheromone gland, subtly pulling at her mental defenses and prying open her subconscious with a cocktail of sexual hormones. You recall your days at the wizard academy quite clearly as you do so. Biological sciences were always your favorites.

    The succubus soon begins to flirt with you herself as your poison takes hold in her brain. At first it seems to be in jest, but by the time the afternoon arrives, you're sure that she is, in fact, wanting you inside her. Your familiar leaves to go 'hunting' as she tries to avoid your gaze, opting to examine other trees out of your sight. Glancing around the side of one, you catch sight of her rubbing herself, but she soon stops as she feels your gaze upon her.

    What do?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)23:17 No.15918474
    Let's play it cool. Ignore her and wait for her to come to us. In the meantime, subtly use the rod on the trees, make them more comely maybe? Experiment and see if we can't make some parts fleshy and other parts not. If we can make a tree's vag flesh, maybe we can augment ourselves with wood-type material for armor or something.
    >> FuckingWizards !59EAUjbl0g 08/12/11(Fri)23:17 No.15918477
    Gonna take a note from some other quests here.

    Theme music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)23:19 No.15918490
    >>15918430

    Honestly, I'm not sure if I'm ready to tap that, or if we should let her simmer in her own juices a bit longer. I would like to see if we can--no, wait, if we can turn our allies into trees we can almost certainly turn trees into animals. I just want to see how many times we can change something before it turns to goo.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)23:21 No.15918511
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    Excellent. Let's let our toy sweat though, shall we? Continue as we have been, and wait untill shes begging us for it.

    One cannot spoil their pets too much.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)23:23 No.15918523
    >>15918490
    That's going to be a little hard to do while Veena is still awake. Let's wait til she goes to sleep tonight (if she sleeps tonight) and then practice on a random tree in the forest. We'll do it through steps. Turn it into a comely dryad lady, then a standard flesh and blood elf, then a human. That'll give us some baseline for how much we can do.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)23:23 No.15918530
    >>15918490
    this...test it on the one that caught us in the act if we have to choose between the tree party
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)23:25 No.15918550
    >>15918523
    We should also check if the goopification goes by changes in a period of time, or amount of biomass changed, or both.
    And we may also want to see if we can make intelligent beings out of, like, plants.
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)23:28 No.15918584
    >>15918550
    Yes, let's do this. Pick a relatively human-sized tree, and do the changes in
    >>15918523
    Then pick a big tree and turn it into a smaller tree, and a smaller tree, and a smaller tree, until goop.
    If the elf/dryad girl seemed intelligent, bully. If she didn't, pick a tree and try to turn it into an intelligent dryad of the same size. That way we aren't messing with the mass and we aren't changing it very much (relatively speaking) and can get a baseline for how much intelligence we can pour into something.
    >> FuckingWizards !59EAUjbl0g 08/12/11(Fri)23:46 No.15918714
    >>15918523
    >>15918490
    >>15918584
    The rest of the afternoon passes without much incident. The Despoiler, secured in your pack and hidden from view, seems to twist and writhe less than normal as you think of the different ways you can warp the life around you. Odd, but obvious in its meaning. The artifact wants you to use it.

    As the sun falls in the west, Veena seems to grow tired. She had crept off several times since she had begun rubbing herself, and each time returned seemingly pleased. Once again, obvious in meaning. You don't have an immense and highly trained intellect for nothing, you know. With the moon in the sky, and the fire pitch slowly running out of fuel, you excuse yourself to go find firewood as the succubus lies down in her tent. She asks you a question as you go.

    "We will figure out how to help them, right?"

    You don't respond. You're already gone.

    Passing your familiar as he returns to the camp, a bear paw sticking out of his mouth, he seems to raise his eyebrows at you. Even though he doesn't have any. Hopping back towards the camp, he slurps the rest of the bear into his mouth as he leaves your sight.

    With that out of the way, you find yourself in the middle of a clearing. A few trees, separated from the others by a hill, seem to beckon you to twist them. And so you do. Firstly shrinking one repeatedly within the span of an hour, it finally collapses into a protoplasmic goo when you use the staff for a sixth time. Testing the staff once more on another tree, you get similar results. You're not quite sure how the staff would work with animals, however. Only one way to find out.
    >> FuckingWizards !59EAUjbl0g 08/12/11(Fri)23:46 No.15918721
    >>15918714
    With a light tap with the fleshy artifact against the side of a tree, you focus your mind on transforming it into a dryad. And so it does. Within moments, a naked, plant-like female stands before you. Initially confused, then curious, she soon begins to speak to you in dryad, the un-originally named language of dryads.

    "Who am I? And who are you?"

    What do?
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)23:50 No.15918747
    >>15918721
    "I am Jarek, and I am your master, the one who gave you life."
    "I shall call you..Leila."
    >> Anonymous 08/12/11(Fri)23:59 No.15918800
    >>15918721
    Hm, interesting, so intelligence is not an issue. Awesome.

    Hit her with the stick. Turn her into an elf, then a human, and if she's still not goo, try a halfling next, then a gnome, then a goblin. Still not goo? Put her back to a tree, we've already learned enough.

    Afterwards, head back to camp (with firewood!) and continue to let Veena stew. If she directly propositions us, tell her we'll let her sex us only if she does something for us: Promises her undying loyalty. Tell her we don't like to be backstabbed by lovers or something. She's a cleric from a religious order, I'm sure she'll take a vow like this seriously.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)00:05 No.15918861
    This autosaging?
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)00:05 No.15918872
    >>15918861
    Not yet! we're at 269 posts though.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)00:09 No.15918898
    Let's improve the familiar some more too. Let's make it able to talk!
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)00:11 No.15918919
    >>15918898
    This! Lets make it wise as shit too. I want an adviser. A future dark lord of the world needs an adviser.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)00:13 No.15918940
    Now look; I've got no problems with what we're doing to Veena. I feel bad for the party, though. They didn't need to die.

    Anyway, my vote's for explaining to her what she is and what we are, and letting the dryad choose what to do. Then, making our familiar able to speak.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)00:14 No.15918946
    >>15918919
    How about a network of dryad advisers?
    Every forest full of eyes and ears.
    >> FuckingWizards !59EAUjbl0g 08/13/11(Sat)00:20 No.15919002
    >>15918800
    >>15918898
    Watching the dryad carefully, you examine it for any flaws and hit it with the despoiler. It lets out a shout as its flesh tears and warps into that of an elf. If your jaw allowed you to smile, you would. The elf, confused by her sudden change, screams at you in her native language, though in vain. Hitting her once more, she falls to the ground in pain, as the staff does its job. Pulling her now human body to her feet, she charges you, but far too slow to avoid another slap in the face from the despoiler. This time, however, it doesn't go as planned. As her momentum carries her towards you, she collapses into a cloud of protoplasm, some of which gets on your feet. Wiping it off on a nearby tree, you pull a tree branch from the plant and drag it back to camp. No doubt Veena is looking for you.

    Or not. With the moon high in the sky, Veena is fast asleep by the time you get to the camp. Throwing the branch onto the fire pit and yawning, you call your familiar to you. The massive creature, emerging from a nearby hole, hops towards you covered in mud. As it sits next to you, sensing what you want to do, you tap it on the head and watch as its throat shifts slightly. The energy you had at the beginning of the day seems to have left you. You're barely staying awake.

    Shaking its face to get the mud from its mouth, the toad speaks.

    "About time. I was wondering when you would think to give me the power of speech."

    What Do?
    >> FuckingWizards !59EAUjbl0g 08/13/11(Sat)00:23 No.15919027
    The post would have been longer, but I didn't really have a lot to work with.

    >>15918940
    They aren't dead, just in a coma-like state. They're partially aware of their surroundings, but not very.

    You are aware of this.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)00:23 No.15919029
    >>15919002

    "Sorry about that. Got any requests?"
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)00:25 No.15919040
    >>15919002
    Well fuck you too, toad.

    fap over Veena, then go to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)00:28 No.15919066
    >>15918946
    I like it. "Our gift is sentience. In return you will give me your unquestioning obedience."
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)00:31 No.15919096
    >>15919029
    I like this.

    Try and blow some more pheromone in Veena's face just for shits and giggles, then call it a night.

    The next morning, we'll do the same thing, just act as if we're trying to figure things out, and when Veena's not looking, try to alter the dryads to have some fleshy parts.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)00:38 No.15919169
    >>15919096

    Did we do the "healing potion milk" for her?
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)00:39 No.15919177
    >>15919169
    I think he forgot.
    >> FuckingWizards !59EAUjbl0g 08/13/11(Sat)00:44 No.15919236
    >>15919029
    >>15919096
    >>15919040
    You are still capable of frowning, so you do. At your familiar. He sounds like a dick.

    >"Anything else you want, then?"

    "Yeah. I want to breath fire."

    Looking at the toad for a moment, you put your face in your palm and hit the creature with the Despoiler, focusing your mind upon forming a gland capable of spitting highly flammable liquid. Inhaling and exhaling as its organs move around its body, the toad gurgles and spits out a bit of viscous liquid, followed shortly by a jet of flame. Turning its face to the campfire, it continues to spit the gel for a few seconds, before the fire coming from its mouth ceases to burn and becomes water-like in viscosity. With a loud croak it turns and hops back to its hole, burying itself in the mud once more.

    Your massive arms pull your bulk off the ground as you approach Veena's tent. Breathing your pheromones into the tent for a few seconds, you chuckle to yourself and pass by the party wagon. The supplies are running a bit low, but you don't feel you have enough energy left to create more at this time. Instead, you lie down once more where your tent once sat, and drift into sleep.

    You awake to a feeling of... intercourse, to put it politely. Opening your several eyes, you watch Veena ride your several foot long member for a few seconds, until she accidentally meets your gaze.

    "Oh gods."

    What do?
    >> FuckingWizards !59EAUjbl0g 08/13/11(Sat)00:45 No.15919242
    >>15919169
    >>15919177
    Oldgm did. I just figured I'll wait and see if people still want to go with that deviant idea.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)00:46 No.15919250
    >>15919236
    Well this is awkward.

    See what happens when you mess around with pheromones, /tg/? Succubi rape you in your sleep.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)00:51 No.15919304
    >>15919250
    It's not rape if it's consensual.

    But we should probably pretend it isn't. Out of fake generousity to her religion, of course.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)00:51 No.15919305
    >>15919242
    Yes. I should say that would be obvious now.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)00:52 No.15919313
    >>15919242

    Hell yeah we do, it's a good idea.

    >>15919236

    "You decided to rape me? What's gotten into you? Besides me, I mean."
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)00:53 No.15919322
    >>15919236
    "umm.... good morning to you too?...."
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)00:53 No.15919323
    >>15919313
    >what's gotten into you?

    Say this without the last bit.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)00:55 No.15919338
    >>15919236
    Meh. grab her and use her as your own living fleshlight.

    It'll be funny.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)01:02 No.15919406
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    >this entire thread
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)01:02 No.15919412
    >>15919338
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)01:06 No.15919440
    >>15919250
    Isn't that the entire purpose of succubi?
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)01:07 No.15919452
    >>15919338
    DAMN YOU /d/!
    >> FuckingWizards !59EAUjbl0g 08/13/11(Sat)01:09 No.15919472
    >>15919452
    >>15919412
    >>15919338
    and
    >>15919322
    >>15919313
    >>15919304
    I really, really hate this, but I need a tiebreaker.

    God damn you, /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)01:11 No.15919484
    >>15919472
    >>15919338
    THIS MOTHERFUCKER
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)01:11 No.15919485
    >>15919472
    I'll go with
    >>15919338
    Still waiting for the milk.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)01:12 No.15919489
    >>15919472

    Tiebreaker: "Oh god I was a virgin. This is not how I imagined this happening, I was saving myself for marriage!"
    >> FuckingWizards !59EAUjbl0g 08/13/11(Sat)01:14 No.15919508
    >>15919485
    >>15919484
    Alright, writing this shit up. You bastards.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)01:15 No.15919520
    >>15919508

    Include the "I was saving myself for marriage" line anyway please.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)01:17 No.15919530
    >>15919520
    Hey, it still works, actually.
    Seems despairing.
    >>15919508
    Stiiiill waitin' on the milk.
    >> FuckingWizards !59EAUjbl0g 08/13/11(Sat)01:29 No.15919645
    >>15919530
    >>15919485
    >>15919305
    NO. Fuck you. There's no goddamn milk. NONE. There was milk, AND I KILLED IT. WITH MY BARE HANDS. I MURDERED YOUR MILK.

    Ugh. Fine, you'll get your fucking milk.

    >>15919508
    >"I was saving myself for marriage. But I suppose I'll have to make due."

    Laughing to yourself with your horribly cruel voice, you raise your arm from the ground and roughly force Veena onto the ground next to you. Your jaw opens slightly, acidic saliva dripping onto the ground, as your clawed left hand holds Veena to the dirt below her. Your member is easily large enough to make her scream with a combination of pain and pleasure as you pump for several dozen minutes. Finally reaching your climax, you cast a swift cantrip to clean yourself up and leave Veena's unconscious body on the ground, semen pooling around her like blood. Her tongue dangles from her mouth like that of a dog, her breathing heavy and her eyes dull.

    Your toad is nowhere in sight, most likely having gone hunting. In fact, you're fairly certain you can smell fire in the distance. Ah well. Pulling the Despoiler from your pack, you tap Veena lightly against her foot, her breasts shifting slightly.

    What Do?
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)01:31 No.15919658
    Fuck her unconscious body.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)01:32 No.15919659
    >>15919645

    Help her drink from her own tit, duh. She needs some healing, something might have torn.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)01:32 No.15919669
    >>15919645
    Gracias.
    Test the tits, then while she's in a stupor, alter the treemen for portability. As suggested earlier.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)01:32 No.15919670
    >sex sex sex

    It's like I'm really playing Abaddon Quest!
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)01:34 No.15919681
    >>15919670
    Abaddon Quest was masturbatory in the first place.
    Just in a different way.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)01:36 No.15919692
    >>15919681
    i bet it's got nothing on maid quest for masturbatory

    goddamn i miss maid quest
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)01:38 No.15919704
    >>15919692
    I don't follow your jap mango quests.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)01:38 No.15919712
    >>15919645
    Make a dragoness and fuck her. Dragons can breed with anything..soon we will have a horde of little half-dragon monstrosities under our control!
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)01:40 No.15919725
    >>15919712
    Humans can breed with anything, too. No need for dragons.
    >> Fuck Everything Quest FuckingWizards !59EAUjbl0g 08/13/11(Sat)01:47 No.15919782
    Might as well embrace the madness, I suppose.

    >>15919669
    >>15919659
    >>15919658
    >>15919712
    Deciding to test your new modifications to Veena's body, you prop up her head on your knee and place her breast in her mouth. Instincts take over, and soon she's swallowed enough of her milk to ensure she's got no internal bleeding at all. She's still barely conscious, and is in fact, fully asleep at this point. Having your way with her sleeping form once more, you get to more important matters as soon as you feel less horny, and your testicles less full.

    With your staff in hand (the Despoiler, that is), you begin the task of shrinking the trees down to size. Soon enough, the bone figurines are in your hand, in the form of your former comrades, rather than that of trees. You felt it was important to be able to distinguish them.

    Mentally contacting your toad, he responds with a glib remark, and claims he'll be gone for several hours. With nothing to do, you continue to have sex with Veena until you get bored.

    What Do?
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)01:54 No.15919844
    >>15919782
    give ourself some wings, then scout the area.
    >> FuckingWizards !59EAUjbl0g 08/13/11(Sat)01:54 No.15919847
    This quest is gonna end in a bit, so last requests now, or hold your piece.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)01:55 No.15919859
    >>15919782
    Make surrounding trees into a few buxom servant elf bitches. Train them to be killers and subservient to us.
    >> FuckingWizards !59EAUjbl0g 08/13/11(Sat)02:06 No.15919935
    Eh. Not enough responses to warrant a continuation.

    THREAD OVER. Already archived, might continue.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)02:08 No.15919948
    Well, now that we're becoming an evil demon overlord, we need a dark army. We should alter Veena to be exceedingly fertile, usually conceiving triplets or quadruplets, and carrying them to term very quickly.

    Then we can sire lots of half-succubus half-tyranid-demon-thing children, and use the Despoiler to make them EVEN MORE TERRIFYING. We'll have the greatest army ever!
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)02:08 No.15919956
    >>15919948
    Or:

    We're a Tyranid.

    Tyranid Army.
    >> Anonymous 08/13/11(Sat)06:50 No.15921877
    I don't like the tyranid form

    Lets change into something more .... humanoid



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