>There really was a fifth Beatles.

The original Beatles all died in a suspicious car accident. Replacements were developed and finally their "problems" were ironed out with the fourth, but due to a mistake, a fifth set were also developed.

They should have been quickly destroyed.

They weren't.

>>16013611
>You can find the cemetery where all mimes are buried under New York.

85% of the graves are empty.

>There really was a fifth Beatle.

Yoko Ono and John Lennon were adepts of opposing paradigms. Ono gained a major charge by preventing the Beatles' ascendancy.

There's a cult of urbanomancers who get off on people's anger being stuck in traffic.

The only people more scared about the financial crisis than mom and pop losing their retirement plans are the Plutomancers. The money has gone. And they don't know where.

Furniture is not the only flat-pack product that IKEA makes.

The decline of real photos and the rise of digital has far greater significance than you might think.

A bed was once invented that was so comfortable, that anyone who slept in it would not wake up until they were woken. Unfortunately, the inventor did not set an alarm.

The governments of the West are locked in a secret struggle with the Kennel Club. Dogs would have been banned, were it not for the threat of something far, far worse.

A powerful illusionist cult has been gradually enthralling civilians en masse through children's cartoons.

The leader has only ever been referred to as Faust.

Scientology got it right.

Somewhat.

There is a hidden floor in the building where you work. You're the only one who has no idea how to get there.

Clark Kent was killed by the CIA in the fifties due to his links to the American Communist Party.

The Vietnam War was won by the french.

>>16013706
>The Vietnam War was won by the french.

actually, due to an incredibly complicated breeding program put into place by Napolean, all wars are technically won by the french

There's a damn good reason they keep putting more apps and devices onto your smartphones. It's so everyone can be prepared.

The Ozone isn't opening up because of fumes, something is trying to push its way in.

There is a far deeper reason why people protest the Harry Potter books.

All human history prior to and including the 80s is false. That's why no one can quite remember the 80s, all anyone can remember is 80s movies disguised as simulated memory. Seriously, does anyone believe that we went around in leg warmers, that wearing mullets was hot, that a Flock of Seagulls was music, and that Kevi...n Bacon was a real movie star? So the question is, who wants us to believe that 80s were real...?

The gold in Fort Knox is just a deterrent.

There's an extra door in your hallway that you've never even noticed.

This thread was made so that they could see how much we know.

No-one has entered or left Westminster in 50 years.

The water that we wash ourselves with daily has been infected with a kind of pheromone that has no impact if drank or consumed. The smell of it, however, has tremendous aphrodisiac effects.

The Channel Tunnel doesn't just go below the English Channel.

The Canadian Department of Defense's sub-department of musical instruments is still locked in a struggle to the death with the Third Reich due to a bureaucratic oversight. I almost laughed, then I noticed the allocated budget. And what would the Department of Defense be doing with the Trumpets of Jericho anyways? I think they know something we don't...

Cats are latent psychic users. Get enough of them together and you can use their combined power to screw around with reality. Crazy Cat Ladies know that - they use their cats to breach the walls to other worlds all the time. That's why they don't take good care of themselves. Why bother? They got whole wonderful worlds... of adventure and romance on the other side! They stay away from Ulthar though, I wonder why...

When you feel something is watching you when you're alone? Something is. It weeps for us. It knows it cannot stop the future.

The Mexican Government is sending their military after a threat far greater then cartels.

Nemo isn't the only thing hiding in a dentist's office in Sydney

The Spuntnik was more than just a satellite

JFK's assassination wasn't a murder-- it was a warning

Do you know why building new roads leads to an increase in traffic? Because about 1 in 5 automobiles is not real - the roads themselves somehow make those appear. Why? So that we'll build more roads to handle the increased traffic. But what's the roads' ultimate agenda...?

>>16013745

>There's an extra door in your hallway that you've never even noticed.

Do you remember your imaginary friend? No? Well he remembers you. Since you've forgotten him, he's been out on the streets, trying to eke out a living, which isn't easy when you don't technically exist. Most nights, he just sits in an alley and gets drunk with other forgotten imaginary friends, remembering when he was happy. When he had someone who believed in him. He wants those days to be back real bad. Bad enough to do something drastic...

>The Cold War never ended: the stakes were only raised higher.

In a way, true. It was a paradigm shift; focusing instead to Black Crime first, then Terrorist attacks and recently to mexican druglords.

>>16013762
The last one is actually true.

In another world, there is a campaign guide whose setting matches Earth to the letter. It's written for FATAL.

the bullet that killed Kennedy really was magic.

ever see stuff on ebay being advertised as being enchanted? most of it actually is, woe betide the poor bastard who sells something that isn't to someone who knows how to tell.

>>16013745
>The gold in Fort Knox is just a deterrent.
Essentially, there isn't gold in Fort Knox. Only fake bars covered with a thin gold coating.
The full extent of fake gold sales made over the last century is unknown.

Every time you wake up, one of your books will have changed place. Sometimes they just vanish.

There is a homeless man in Sarajevo that is constantly being watched by agents of at least five countries.

There is a skeleton, found in north Africa in the early 20th century, that is being kept in the deepest level of the Vatican vaults. Everyone who knew why has been killed.

None of the water we drink is natural. It has all been artificially created.

There are no more spiders. Only tiny robots with cameras.

Every city in the world employs someone to mutilate pigeons. Why do you think you see so many with horribly damaged legs?

>>16013785
Actually, it was a secret Reich project (Magnetically Accelerated G_____ I_____ C____) designed to -[REDACTED]-

There are tunnels in the London Underground that no train goes down.

Time only began existing when we created clocks.

The White House was once burned down by the British in 1812, but not because it was the seat of Government. There was something the British were determined to destroy.

Originally, 2001: A Space Odyssey was being billed as a documentary.

The world's supply of potatoes will be completely gone by 2013.

Computers cause rifts in time. That's the reason all systems have clocks. Without a map one quickly becomes lost.

>>16013799
The second one is true. There is no true 'time.'

Also; Pop music is a platform capable of broadcasting multiple memes that ultimately conform the popular imaginery. The bigshots and songwriters, protected by the Free Speech act, at the major companies hold more mediatic power than you could imagine.

Sin Taxes aren't meant to reduce chain smokers and the like; it's instead a way of capitalizing on another's weakness and ultimate hubris.

Sumo institution is corrupted; they fear of losing their social standing and are politically stagnant.

The Nazis didn't target Jews because of racial supremacy; instead because of their golds.

rolled 29 = 29

>There are no more spiders. Only tiny robots with cameras.

ohh god it all makes sense now.

The things you hear about those small towns aren't true. The truth is much, much worse.

Somewhere in a basement there are filing cabinets full of D20 Modern character sheets. The names and descriptions match you and everyone you know.

There's no such thing as nuclear power.

A conspiracy was formed in Ancient Rome to prevent a Golden Age that would occur with the fall of Rome. If the Pax Romana would not unite humanity, nothing would.

Ever wonder where all the trainspotters went? Ever wondered why you've never seen one outside of the media? Ever wondered why they'd lie to you about that?

>>16013812
Second one is true.

>>16013781
>In another world, there is a campaign guide whose setting matches Earth to the letter. It's written for FATAL.

This explains SO much.

>>16013789
There is a ritual to control the heart and mind of an entire city, but it requires that you possess the legs of the pigeons that live in that city. The more legs, the more power. This means that at any one time, there are at most two people per city vying for control -- and that each of these people is being hunted by those who want their leg supply.

>>16013812
I thought the point of this thread was to mention facts people usually DON'T know.

Alright guys, who let Tzeentch on /tg/?

Cities are bigger on the inside.

God currently has, and always has had, several messengers stationed on Earth. They disguise themselves as the lowest of the low.

The popular story goes that Nelson's column faces towards Trafalgar, to always look out over the place of his greatest victory.

The truth is that he is actually watching, waiting. The slightest movement from under the waves of Trafalgar and Nelson will be there to defend us once again.

Ever have a dream videogame you imagined? Something you talk to friends saying"Wouldn't it be awesome if...?" One copy of it exists somewhere.

Obama is a descendant of Emperor Joshua I.

When you don't like at it, there's one more paragraph to this post.

>>16013844
God is dead. Nietzsche killed him. It was this event that heralded World War Two

Wood is sentient. It screams silently to you while you sleep.

The British Royal Family do not exist. It is the largest case of mass hysteria in history.

The craters on the moon once held numbers.

Your neighbor's dog is a spy.

>>16013843
/tg/ - Tzneech Ghetto

>>16013854
I lol'd at the first for some reason.

>>16013860
For the Russians.

Sometimes, the captcha will display letters in sanskrit.

English did not evolve from ancient germanic but from one of the four languages of Hell.

All towns called Springfield are actually the same one.

England really is a conspiracy of cartographers.

>>16013864
Nobody has lived in Russia for almost 30 years, since the mass exodus in the 1980s, but our weather satellites still detect human-sized ... entities ... moving through the streets of their empty cities at night.

Every satellite currently orbiting the earth is in use.

Yes, every one of them. The question is, who is using them?

There is life under the surface of Europa, the terrifying is, that their jellyfish. Millions and millions of jellyfish.

There is a law that forbids having more than one
manned space station on the orbit.
No one but upper echelons of Roskosmos and NASA know who set up that law and what is the price for breaking it.

A particularly capricious cartoon character actually managed to penetrate the fourth wall, appearing in 18th century France. "Let them eat cake" was a poorly-translated guess at "Let's all eat cupcakes." Her pleas for celebration were ignored until she took matters into her own hands. This was known as the Reign of Terror.

The first person to break the sound barrier was Amelia Earhart. That's not all she broke.

http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?120418-Unknown-Armies-plot-in-a-line-thread

Human beings depend on attention. If someone is not noticed at all, they cease to exist. If someone receives only negative attention, they will suffer and die. If someone receives only positive attention, they will prosper and grow healthily.

All humans are subject to these rules. Not everyone is subject to these rules.

There is a vault deep beneath the Smithsonian museums where they keep Charlie Chaplin's still beating heart.

Beer wasn't invented to just give people a buzz or to get people drunk. It's been preparing our bodies for something terrible.

Electric cars were invented because portals into the elemental plane of fire in normal engines are becoming unstable. What, you thought drivers are causing accidents? The fuel is just to appease whatever is on the other side.

They know where I live, what I write, whom do I love... They will silence me, but they can't stop this message. I can tell you only that GOOGLE is an acronym and the E in it stands for Eschaton. They're planning something big for the end of 2012.

In 1958 there was a joint USA/USSR mission to the other moon. Thank God it was successful.

There comes a point, if stressed enough and for long enough periods of time, where your body ceases to produce adrenaline. Instead, it produces something else.

Otherkin really are more than human, but people that identify themselves as one aren't.

Everybody in the world knows they are a human being. In reality only 24% are.

The Rapture did happen earlier this year. Just like it's occurred dozens of times before. We just don't remember.

Ever notice how in pictures of Stalin, he is always holding his right arm? His left arm was actually withered and crippled after he gave it in sacrifice for the strength to lead a nation.

Where are all these coming from?

>>16013967
You don't want to know. If you do, they'll come and find you.

>>16013967
Welcome to Reality.
(You'll wish you stayed ignorant.)

There is a demon who works at the library of congress. He was bound there by the Founding Fathers so he could serve as the Spirit of America. You can ask him for help, he's quite the nice person.

Tonsilitis isn't real, it is an excuse to prevent more tonsiliths from coming into being.

>>16013960
It's not his arm that's withered, it's his hand.

Because it's not his.

Opium and morphine comes from poppy seeds, right? Wrong. Human bodies produce endorphin - endogenous morphine - when stressed or in pain. That's where morphine and opium comes from. Now you ask yourself: why so many people disappear every year?

>>16013967
people are just making up bullshit brah,

While the Nazis lost the war, Hitler won. The moment he tapped into the Lance of Longinus, he learned the truth of the world and staged a suicide. He knew that the Nazi could not hold the wave to come. Since then, he has been the figure behind every movement in western history.

The current rise of the Chinese isn't under his control, however.

And the reason why the holocaust was because in order to tap into the Lance of Longinus, you need the blood of a descendant of Jesus.

>>16014038
Hold on to that thought. When your eyes cry molten steel, it might be a comfort.

Trees can be harnessed to produce electricity.

All around the world, there are thousands of empty buildings that have never been occupied and never will be. They're kept empty.

Blood transfusion is a lie. The blood they take from people is not the same blood that goes into people.

>>16014026
Stalin was not the first conqueror to make use of the Hand. Napoleon was not the first, either.

The Hand has not been seen in Europe since Stalin's death. If the ruler of a neighboring nation suddenly stops showing his hand in public, you should probably move to the other side of the globe.

Atlantis did exist and it was indeed far more advanced than any other nation we know. Their knowledge came from another civilization, far older and far more advanced than the atlanti.

The name first mention to the "United States of America" is in a portuguese captain's log. From 1453.

Hitler did'nt have the spear of destiny as popular belief says. He was trying to get it back.

There are over five trillions people in the universe. All of them believe to live in the same planet, called Earth. Except they don't.

The population of North Sentinel Island is always the same. This is the real reason visitors are killed.

Ever notice how people change when they get organ transplants?

That's because your organs hold memories, personality traits, they are part of you and they remember that.
When they are taken from one person and placed into another, those traits go with them.

>>16013967
The Wise Ones. Just open your window in the small hours and listen.

>>16013915
the frat shall inherit the earth

Conservationists don't really know the reason sea life is declining. They keep up the facade because they fear the results of an inquiry.

The Earth isn't round. The projection of the Earth into any particular solar system is round, and it stays that way until the population of that projection meets its energy quota. On one Earth projection, though, a terrible accident occurred, and the surviving population couldn't educate their children in the higher dimensional mathematics necessary to harness and retransmit solar power back to the mainland.

This would be an amusing footnote, except for the Collection Agents...

The UK's recent move to digital television was not done for technology reasons but the findings on an investigation into reports of warped mirror images of the viewers room bleeding through the tv picture.

The change over to digial did see a halt to the reports ... for 4 weeks.

During WWII while Hilter turned Europe into a fortress, Churchill turned England into the most well organised resistance fighters in the world.
He turn thousands of miles of tunnels under the streets of London, Birmingham, Manchester, Liverpool, all through the nation, Huge bases created underground in preparation for Hitler's seemingly inevitable invasion and staffed with the loyalist of soldiers.
Thing is Hitler never invaded... and those people were never relieved of duty.

The messages in fortune cookies are true, but they're not immediately apparent. Despite popular opinion, the lucky numbers aren't for the lottery.

There's a damn good reason why folks find mirrors unnerving.

>>16013812

>The Nazis didn't target Jews because of racial supremacy; instead because of their gods.

fix'd

There is no such a thing as penis. It's a parasite.

Regular sleep is the body's way of preventing seepage from higher planes. The human mind cannot handle it.

The Queen of Canada is not the same person as the Queen of England.

For that matter, the Hudson bay Company still owns most of the country.

To explain the epidemic of depression and suicides you have to learn two oft-hidden facts:
- human psyche is strong enough that no amount of personal problems would ever cause us any discomfort;
- human subconscious is an expert in recognizing and evaluating patterns in our surroundings.
SOMETHING IS HACKING US. RESIST!

This thread doesn't actually exist. If you try to acess it from anywhere else, you won't find it.

Because it was actually only created tomorrow

>>16014125

Balding is a sign of awakening psychic powers. The government knows this, and takes appropriate measures.

With a sufficiently large number of bees, a bee hive can become sentient.

The universe demands order. Everything began where it should be. Missing items can be found at their origins. Missing people can be found at their origins.

Many humans are "born" incomplete.

The population explosion has meant there's not enough soul to go around. Many supernatural entities who can no longer truly manifest in this realm take advantage of this and graft themselves in the resulting holes, meaning a steady creep upwards in the number of people who embrace werewolves, vampires, faeries, etc.

They're more right than they think.

The fanfiction explosion is in part a Fey project to keep Arcadia fueled with human imagination. Read a "fictional" story the right way and it can keep a faerie fueled up for a week, tapping the souls of other readers it's drained of potential.

Read it TOO well and you may very well turn a fan into a drooling, insane creature. Where do you think those loony stalker types come from? It applies to other forms of fiction as well.

If you wish upon a star, your dreams do come true. But only if you file the proper paperwork. In triplicate.

There are parasites of thoughts.

Certain people are beholden to the workings of other dimensions. Of note are Stephen King, James Cameron, and Stephanie Meyer.

Schizophrenia is not a mental disorder, it is a preparation for the next stage.

>>16014172
4chan is my favorite such parasite.

>>16014167
True. But the price is a bitch

Martians invaded during the end of the 19th century. We beat them using biological weapons, and then used their technology to take the war to them. It was the first genocide of the 20th century.

>>16014125
Fucking Flying Women and their propaganda bullshit.

Anyway, there's a reason UA games never last. Someone, usually the GM, gets suckered into following a glyph in the rulebook - "Use real places around your city for inspiration..."

The number of midgets being born increases year on year. Some always slip through the net, but the government's methods of catching them improve as well.

The movement of a fan hypnotises anyone who looks at it. In this state, they are extremely suggestible, but forget nearly everything if distracted away from it.

If you have a song stuck in your head for three nights in a row, you become susceptible to certain unnatural influences. Nearly every pop radio station in America is a battlefield between different supernatural predators.

Some ideas are just ideas. Some of them are living things, parasiting your brain. They use you as a mean of reproduction.

The computer game X-Com was initially a combat simulator for current skirmishes at the time.

The war was lost.

In the late 90's skub was introduced into water supplies in africa.

We can breathe in space.

>>16014219

That fills me with such joy. That humanity as a whole could allow the distribution of Skub to such a wide and poor population is a wonderful thought.

If it bleeds we can kill it.

We ourselves don't bleed anymore.

Missions to the Moon are actually a lot easier than NASA claims. No more missions are planned because there is something up there, waiting for us.

Dolphins did not exist until 100 years ago. The reasons behind the cover-up, and why they save pregnant women, are heartbreaking.

There is actually only one bee in existence, and it is the most powerful psychic on Earth.

Have you ever wondered why the British Army keeps so many troops right next to Stonehenge? And that the occupation of Salisbury Plain coincided with the greatest slaughter to have occurred at the time in Western Europe is surely a just coincidence?

>>16014202
You know, in many occult writings the fundamental rule is that strong enough belief may become reality. It's suddenly chilling that many groups playing UA in my area just seemed to... disappear.

>>16014174
So was James Joyce. Amusingly enough, Lovecraft was not.

Not so funnily, it was because he was too in tune with ours, though he got most everything wrong.

United States military installations seem to be in obscure places. There is a reason for this. We must hold these positions in case there's another incursion.

>>16014260
The last time one happened, we kicked their asses, though. Just don't ask where fort XK-MASADA is.

On every map there is a place that the maker will swear they didn't draw in. They didn't.

Cthulhu is not sleeping in R'lyeh. It's hiding.

No one remembers what OPERATION AHRIMAN was for, but the american government keep funding it anyway.

The antichrist was born in 1983. He has since found religion and is a devout Muslim, renouncing his destiny.

People say wasps are pests as they have such a tendency to attack and sting people for simply walking by them.

Truth is they're working overtime trying to stop the poison running through our bodies. They're our last hope to be saved and we swat them away when they try.

>>16014287
Careful, you're only two words away from a HUMANITY, FUCK YEAH post.

Coke versus Pepsi is just another front in the war between red and blue.

Wishing wells work very well indeed. You just have to put an amount of money into them, in coin form, that the wish is worth.

Careful analysis of the inner workings of a modem reveals that it is not a communications device, but in fact a highly dense storage device. Someone has simply predicted what information people will exchange on the internet, and put that into every modem.

You can exploit the lag time on a cell phone. If you are experiencing five seconds of lag, and, while staying on the line, you can get to the person on the other side, you actually arrive five seconds early.

The only rule god has is that you die a virgin. Do that, and you go to heaven. Don't, and you don't. Go forth and multiply? I have no idea who put that in the bible.

You know, the Maks are pretty nice guys, all things considered. The Kult of the King, on other hand...

Well, let's just say that Charbroiled perfume they released a few years ago was more a combination of seasonings and pheromones...

>>16014310

Speaking of the King...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44203668/?GT1=43001#.Tk6E-GEXzFw

>>16014309
"Go forth and multiply" wasn't about *sexual* reproduction.

So good to see a nice, long UA thread on /tg/ every now and then.

The Dark Ages wasn't just an age where there was little information being recorded, it was a literal dark age where the sun was blocked from the sky.

On every QWERTY keyboard in existence, there is a key that corresponds to a symbol foreign to all terrestrial alphabets. Our minds try to protect us from it by subconsciously hiding it from our sight but it's always there, between T and Y.

Goldfish are actually the larval stage of something much worse. Flushing them down the toilet triggers the next phase of their life cycle.

The hair on one's head is actually a seperate, parasitic organism. They first latched onto humans billions of years ago, and have been around for so long that humans have forgotten this fact.

Time delay in communication from earth to the moon, in practice, is universally 10 seconds longer than it should be, regardless of the method

This isn't true for deep space probes sent to any other part of the solar system

Just the moon

>>16014333
They have finally realized the entity the summoned forth turned malevolent. Unfortunately it's too powerful to simply discard now. I smell a lot of dead cabalists in the near future.

No one ever actually dials the wrong number.

It's not that they can't cure the common cold, it's that they won't.
We need to have the cold every now and then, it helps keep far more dangerous things at bay.

Only people with green eyes can see dogs. Those things you think are dogs are actually very large cats.

The origins of "pompadour" hairstyle and "greasers" subculture were orchestrated by kgb

What are some good UA style headfuck movies?

Being John Malkovich, for one. And David Lynch pictures of course.

Tabletop games are said to be gateways to realm created by the wonders of imagination.

That isn't a figure of speech.

the SCP wiki is a humorous take on a now defunct organization. Everything written is far more serious than described

>>16014368
One of my eyes is green, so I see both. It's hard for me to talk to people about their pets.

All tattoo ink worldwide comes from the same supplier. It doesn't turn your skin red around a new tattoo because of damage.

There is no such thing as accidental mutation

Rifled guns were invented before smooth-bore guns. Their production ceased for a time for long forgotten, but very important reasons

Settlers of Catan is based on actual events in a country of the same name.

Celebrities are not human, not true human anyway. They're each bred for a specific purpose, to distract us, to keep us entertained.
Block out celebrity culture for long enough and the government will quickly begin to notice you.
Then maybe you'll become a celebrity too...

Pigment blocks some parts of the spectrum we can perceive. Blue eyed blondes can just see more. That is the core of Nazi beliefs about Aryan master race. To Hitler albinos were living saints.

>>16014396
>Settlers of Catan is based on actual events in a country of the same name.
SHEEP MUST FLOW

The Illuminati was created to keep conspiracy nuts occupied so they won't discover the far more horrifying truth.

You know how rats will abandon a sinking ship? Well, droves of rats have been seen fleeing Boston all month.

Everything you've ever been told by people in power was true. There are no conspiracies. There is no hidden information that will make the world make sense.

Oh, your rent is due in 10 days.

What we see as "stars" are actually observatories, and what we call star-observatories here on earth are actually signal receivers to convey orders from our unknown masters,

There's a reason why publishers are pushing to get more books onto a digital spectrum.
Books are extremely powerful objects and they're slowly trying to get rid of each one.

Dogs can look up, but they don't like the things they see swarming in the sky.

40% of these posts weren't posted by anyone. The system has no record of them being uploaded, and if one were to trace the IP address, it would lead to an abandoned house with a long-broken computer.

>Chernobyl TFAOrg
Capture knows.

>>16014422
>Oh, your rent is due in 10 days

OH GOD! THE HORROR!

"Dead Bart" actually exists.
It's the only thing that actually keeps simpsons on air.

Clive Barker is a prophet to the only surviving "god".

This world is fiction, made to appease and sedate one person. You are not that person.

We fear what dwells in the darkness. The darkness fears something more...

The milk really was bad.

There are plenty of sounds we can't hear, but our body still feels them.
Some sounds make us happy, others make us sad. However, ever listen to static for a long time? Listen close enough and you may just begin to feel a sense of enlightenment and understanding.
They know this, which was why TV shows were invented, to block the sound of the heavens trying to talk to us.

>>16014472
It also pleaded for it's life.

You know what happens when you see a blinking star? It changes the modulation of the light it produces, because it sends us information encoded in it. So, about this latest flare up in Sun's activity...

Dollar coins were actually created BECAUSE no one wants them.

Nobody ever actually won Ben Stein's money. It all eventually returned to him three-fold.

Hoarders are reacting to the subconscious knowledge that you can take it with you, some of it, anyway. If only they knew what...

The halo of light pollution and smog around cities doesn't only block you view of the stars.

>>16014464
>Hmmm....? What's Dead Bart?
>Google
>Open Article
NOOOOOPE.

>>16014493
Light "pollution" and smog are the only things keeping most of humanity sane.

Some people have a third eye in their brains.

>>16014472
But it really is bad.
http://www.monstersandcritics.com/science/nature/features/article_1276143.php/Cow_s_milk_was_indiges
tible_to_all_our_neolithic_ancestors

Dreams are simply memories in reverse.
There's a reason so few people know what an anglet is.
Alexander Graham Bell was actually an amateur necromancer, the telephone was a mistake.
This thread should be archived but won't be.

if you dig more than 1 mile underground, there are only ants, no dirt, no molten core, no rocks, only ants.

You could touch it right now if you wanted to. Do you really want to though?

That which we fear is a comfort, that which we don't know is fear.

The Gods are dead. Mythical beasts and legendary heroes are gone. All lost in an attempt to stop that which is coming.

Japanese aquifers filter through hosts of psychedelic fungi. Most of the citizens have a high tolerance for the stuff by the time they've left infancy. It's why they can move through life, working like robots and unfazed by any change in their lives.

It's also why they have the most accurate fiction in the world.

Natural disasters are the Earth fighting something, and losing. We are it's children. It wants to protect us. It cannot fight back for long.

Every situation presented in the popular Adult Swim program 'The Boondocks' was a literal representation of an actual event. yes that include Col. Stinkmeaner.

This thread is gold.
Actually real gold. 500 years ago, a spanish conquistador found in some mayan temple a gold tablet with every post, banner and pic inprinted.
However the texts were in Màaya t'àan instead in english.

>>16014518
MAJOR SURVIVAL ADVANTAGE
Something is preparing us for something else that is to come.

When someone comes into power, either through political maneuvering or force, he eventually meets the Gray Faced Man.

In places like the US, or Great Britain, you are usually taken to a special room, but in other places, you'll just find yourself there.

He then proceeds to tell you the Real Truth, at length.


There is an entity who provides protection for our planet, but his fee is human aggravation. When you get stuck in traffic, or stub your toe, you are paying the price for humaity's protection from the stars.

>>16014551
Oh, you mean the City Virus? The thing responsible for war, fundamentalism, and Twinkies?

Yeah, we'll never be free of that bitch. Air conditioning took care of that. Shit's more addictive that crack.

LSD almost set us free, but then Leary just had go and shoot his mouth off instead of following Kesey's plan of just dumping acid into source of the Mississippi.

Disney and Hitler were twins by different mothers.

Liberalism is the cosmic disease of change in energy through the mediums of physical, spiritual, and beyond.

You advance the entropy of existence every day by continuing to live, and you do not even know it.

Do not dream of what lies beyond.

>>16014603

This thread is spiders.

>>16014650
Happens than Disney died in the Reichstag bunker and Hitler is the one frozen.

>>16014630
>implying the benevolent embrace of father progress isn't preferable to the icy whims of the nature bitch

>>16014660

This is actually true, and it scared the shit out of me when I first actually realized it.

Insects are not native to our planet.

Their Earth mutation, the arachnids, and specifically spiders, are our only hope.

>>16014693

Too late.

>>16013789

>>16014700

Approximately one million people a year are reported missing in the USA.

Some of them return. Some of them die, in accidents, or their bodies hidden after their murder. Some are kidnapped.

Most simply reappear elsewhere. Some of them simply wanted to start a new life.

But many of them are different. They aren't the same person.

We are being replaced.

A secret compound where supersoldiers are being developed is hidden in the Smithsonian museum.

You enter using a small shaft.

The shaft is covered by the Hope Diamond.

>>16014723
Even the aliens are tired of your bible thumping.

Insects plotted the destruction of all arachnids.

The arachnids adapted to this by becoming the first truly virtual organism.

...silly people, why do you think we have the Web and the Deep Web? They've been operating spider shaped remotes in the real world ever since. Studies of these have allowed scientists to finally duplicate spider silk after decades of attempts.

CWC is a high level Avatar of the Fool. His parents started him down the path, but they can't stop him now.

Hopefully someone will stop him before he Ascends, or we might have history's first youtubed Ascension and an incredibly fucked up new member of the Invisible Clergy.

>>16014742
>Actually, I'm from Europe, it was just the first country whose statistic I found.

According to modern science, if a person doesn't sleep for days, they die, their brains shutting off.

This isn't true.

They merely become a risk, and are dealt with.

Soul mates aren't just two people destined to be in love, they are literally two half's of the same soul.
The thing is, they can never come together, for they still fear whatever it was that split them apart.

A stew of a leaf of every species of tree in a particular area, consumed daily over the course of a month will give perfect awareness of everything that happens the region.

Incidentally, this being advocated as a very fringe diet in Northern California as we speak.

Internet Rage is a powerful source of energy.

There are people who make more money than a mid-sized town's annual budget in two months, by trolling on sites just like this one.

The energy harvested this way will never see public use. It is being saved for when it is truly needed.

97% of people die at some point during their lives.

Unknown armies is fun as shit. I've been playing a game for a few months.

I'm an Avatar of the Merchant. A damn good one, too. 86% Avatar: Merchant Skill. Planning on taking out the Godwalker of the Merchant, soon.

>>16013726
>actually, due to an incredibly complicated breeding program put into place by Napolean, all wars are technically won by the french

You. You have won one over every sci-fi series with super soldiers.

The world is getting smaller.

Literally.

Every year it's shrunk a bit more. And the rate at which it shrinks gets faster and faster. It started in 1964, as far as anyone can tell, and it's kept going since then.

Each human has a part to play in the great plan. You have just forgotten yours.

The powers that be do love us all. That's why they don't want us to be happy.

Condoms aren't 100% effective for a reason. They were never designed as a barrier. They're a filter. A filter designed to only let sperm with certain qualities through.

I just copy/pasted this entire thread, gonna email it to my GM

i love this so much

The real story behind the creation and purpose of the internet is known only to seven men, currently residing in Siberia

That thing that you just made up because you wanted to participate in this thread?

There is an entire cabal for whom only dedicating their lives to preserving that secret wouldn't be good enough.
They have already found out where you live.

>>16014813
BEWARE THE ONES WHO DON'T.

Pokemon is a primer for a New Goetia that will be released on the Internet in a few years.

The Pokeball is a pentagram of sorts. I recommend you start hoarding nuts a(pri)corns now.

There is no shortage of blood donors. The amount of blood taken far exceeds that used for medical purposes.

>>16014819
Ha! Good luck with that.

The Smiling Man is one hell of a bastard.

>>16014880
It would be far better if the reason for that really was vampires.

>>16014891
no reason was given because it more fun to let people speculate

One poster in this thread is desperately trying to spread the truth. All others are agents trying to bury it in misinformation. Who am I?

>>16014904
That wasn't meta, that was a continuation, I was trying to imply that whatever it was, it was worse, but I can see how it could have been read that way. Should have worded that better.

When the first radio reciever was invented in 1843, there already was message broadcasted.

It is a man repeating the same two sentences.

It has been going non-stop since.

It is not a recording.

How to archive a thread?

In the Gobi desert there is a field of statues wrought from brass. With every two million bullets launched from firearms, another appears.

There's a Garden of Eden in Kansas, but it's a strip club. The Snake's still there though, and Michael is the bouncer at the door.

There's a special show, noon on Sundays, where Eve eats apples and whips the ever-lovin' shit out of every man in the audience.

Although they never speak to each other, every one of those boys is named Adam, and every one of them has donated an organ. They're all alcoholics too, but that's just coincidence.

Linoleum was actually a roman invention, explaining why so many ruins and cities stay in such well shape until being unearthed.

Airplanes travel at max velocities of around 150 mph. Things inside the cloud layer, though, develop strange properties that can be harnessed by the right technology.

The reason the global environment is failing is not because we're polluting the planet. Earth itself wants rid of us. It wants us to go home.

There is actually a hidden, extra light built into all traffic signals. When the time comes, they will all light up at once, all across the world. At this point it will be too late.

Sphinxes are real. The statue in Egypt was built to warn people of their return. Bear in mind that it isn't life-sized: they didn't have enough stone for that.

We ought to archive it at suptg.

Early explorers into the pyramids of Egypt discovered several tunnels heading down, far beneath the sands, and they found the edge of a massive turning gear they estimated to be a mile in diameter. They reported hearing other gears as well in the distance. It is a commonly believed, but well hid theory that all of Egypt is above a massive machine of unknown purpose.

Since 1989, it has been possible to completely replace a human being for an economically viable cost. You didn't think you really survived that, did you?

The thing is, life IS fair.

>>16015002
If you open suptg, you'll notice that this thread has been archived two days ago.
If you try to open it, you'll get a 404 page.
You won't notice it, but you'll be put under thorough surveillance.
[spoiler]At least you can vote[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Spoilers actually work[/spoiler]

>>16015042
>You didn't think you really survived that, did you?
That hit a little close to home.

Ten years ago, I met a fifteen year old girl at night on the outskirts of an abandoned boomtown.

She told me that the world would end at dawn that very day, as long as her heart was still beating at that moment.

She then handed me a knife.
We're still here, aren't we?

>>16015042
> was born in 1989

>MFW

Roleplay games were designed to drain mankinds' excess creativity in a safe way. You need to encourage more people to play so the earth doesn't implode.

Each time somebody loses The Game, they feed their belief and lifeforce to it. It is already on the cusp of awakening as a small god.

There is actually a gigantic golden structure covering an area the size of texas hidden away in the siberian wastes. You can look at it, but your mind will not conciously register it. It doesn't show on film or satellite imagery.

They're here

They have cloning vats

They walk amongst us

Your skin is not your own

>>16015042
That would explain so fucking much.

All fiction is reflective of a different face of the multiverse.

It is now impossible for people to feel as angry as they could 60 years ago.
Internet trolling is peoples attempts to reinvigorate our capacity for range in time

>>16015124
* capacity for rage

It's strange what you can overlook if you're not paying attention.

Didn't the door open the other way before?

Remember how that book seemed different from when you first read it? It was.

>>16015042
>Was born 1991.
Welp

There are posts in this thread that contradict each other. They are all right.

>>16015079
I...

I was born in 1989 too.

>>16014532
>Alexander Graham Bell was actually an amateur necromancer, the telephone was a mistake.
The ability to talk to other living people was a secondary effect. The ability to talk to other things still exists in every phone, but it's very muted. To take advantage of this effect, simply take two phones and begin a call with one another, then hold them next to each other to use the noise amplifying powers of feedback.

It never stops getting louder though, so don't hold them together for very long, or there could be... side effects.

>>16015129
It was right the first time.

On a related note, there's no such thing as a typo. Someone's trying to tell us something.

Beware choirs of with thirty-three members. Their voices cannot be trusted.

It has been reported that some victims of violence, during the act, would retreat into a fantasy world from which they could not WAKE UP. In this catatonic state, the victim lived in a world just like their normal one, except they weren't being tortured. The only way that they realized they needed to WAKE UP was a note they found in their fantasy world. It would tell them about their condition, and tell them to WAKE UP. Even then, it would often take months until they were ready to discard their fantasy world and PLEASE WAKE UP.

>>16015191

You've seen it, now he can hear you.
You've touched it, now he can see you.
NEVER ring it. If you hear it, he can touch you.

>>16015191
That gets worse every time I see it posted.

Wittegenstein wrote the Tractatus while in a prophetic trance.
His statement to Russel that he "new he [Russel] would never understand it" was because he never understand it was because Wittgenstein never understood it himself.
Every word in it is true.
Much of Wittgensteins latter work is also true, especially those that contradict the Tractatus

Oracle bones work.

>>16015191
Try to remember, it's only a game.

The Necronomicon doesn't exist. The Cryptonomicon, however, does.

There's a fountain that, if you drink of it's waters, you will become mortal.

There are two mount Everest.

There is no secret message silly, go back to sleep
Help yourself to the snacks, they're cheese flavored
Isolating troublemakers makes for a healthy society
Serious marketing ploys with maskots dont work any more.

Innundation of farmlands is a good way to disperse nutrients to the top soil
Sauces made from milk, flour and butter taste good

Accurate precision tools for heavy machinery is big business

Center for disease control is an interesting place to work
Redeem your coupon vouchers today!
Yodeling can be fun, but be mindful of noise levels

French foreign minister Jaque Piro had a vacation in Bali.
Out in the deep jungles of borneo, exotic wildlife exists
Rangerovers are quite popular this year

Holding your breath for too long is unhealthy
Experiencing trouble sleeping, try reading a book
Let us all work for a brighter future
Please dont read too much into paranoid ramblings, they're just silly

>they're already here

>>16014757

Oh my dear fucking lord, say it isn't so. Please God, not Chris-Chan.

The screen is watching you back.

The Second World War is still going, and the Axis Powers are winning, it's just that they moved the war from battlefields, and to magazines, TV, DVD and the internet, and now it's not just a war for land or resources, but the corruption of the very human soul.

I mean, why did you think that most Scheiße movies come from Germany, and tentacle-porn comes from Japan?

>>16015213

Indeed.

(And the pic was not shooped, BTW.)

If you go into this one tiny, dingy one-story bar in Paris, and the right bartender is behind the counter that night, you might be able to see a very exclusive gallery show of the lost works of one Henri Beauchamp. But, you have to prove you're a devotee of the artist to get in.

>>16015257
what was done by you there has been observed

>>16015280
only read a small part of investigations myself. Most of it goes WAY over my head, and my philosphy major buddy is too busy to help with most of it.

Do love the "beetle in your box" essay. One of the best applications of Wittgenstein to social science/political theory (my field) is an essay called "does your patient have a beetle in his box".

The governing bodies of the world have long ago sprayed the whole planet with a substance.

It permeates everything. It causes cancer, reduces sperm count and increases the chance of birth defects. It also blocks a part of the human brain that most occult traditions consider important in one way or the other.

The decision to do this was made on July the 17th 1945, the day after the first nuclear explosion in the history of the planet.

It is no coincidence.
We lit a fire in the darkness.
Something came looking.

>>16015323
Say, any of you fa/tg/uys get a headache when you read that? Because I did, and it's just uncanny. It went away, but it just happens when I read that. Strange, huh?

>>16014834

Check out http://ua.johntynes.com/ for more juicy UA goodness, the rumors section is essentially a decade's worth of this thread.

For years the saudi royal family and their servants have been praying to "The One True God Allen" due to a recurring autocorrect related misprint in the copies of the quran they use. But even an erroneous belief has power behind it, and it's said that an unusually large number of people called Allen decided to move to a particular small rural village out in the sticks just before the global financial crisis began...

Lauren Faust was made to step down from producing MLP:FiM because of pressure from the Sleepers.

The world was supposed to end in 1988, but the prophet Elijah accidentally ended up making it in show business as a parody song writer and forgot to tell the world about the coming of the messiah. How else do you explain Weird Al's lack of aging?

Ignore the grafitti that reads "THE BLOOD RED KEITH MOON SHALL RISE AGAIN", It's been out of date since 2004.

>this thread is now spiders

Only two species of eusocial spider species exist. One was discovered by a scientific expedition in 1986. The scientist who led the 1986 expedition was a member of the other species, many people are these days.

The guy who vanished from your weekly game had the right idea. I'd be running too if I were you.

http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?120418-Unknown-Armies-plot-in-a-line-thread

Several years worth of plot hooks and rumours - they're all awesome!

Every day, a man in an insane asylum in london paints a small picture, barely the size of a stamp, in blood on his wall. It will be another eight weeks until his cell is completely covered, and the full painting will be revealed.

If the voice is in your head, where's the rest of them?

Cats keep humans as pets. They've gotten very good at it, too.

Any time you stop a timer before it runs all the way down, that time that goes unused is saved. The only question is who is saving it?

>>16015323
You know that he said that the most important part of the book wasn't written.
Also, the propositions 2.0, 2.020, 2.20, 3.00, 3.0, 3.20, 4.00, 4.0, 5.0, 5.10, 5.50, 5.530, 6.00, 6.0, 6.120 are missed according with the sequence of the book.

Hitler saw the future through undisclosed means. He barley saved us from the horrors the could have happened.

>>16015231
I don't see it.

Every time you leave a fiction book unfinished, the characters inside are aware that their world stagnates completely. This has been going on for a long time. The characters are getting angry.

The "young earth" nutjobs had it right. All the evidence to the contrary is a hoax going back to Cuvier.

Ever get that feeling when you are reading about the paranormal, the supernatural, the extraterestrial, the conspiracies? That itching, drilling weight on the back of your neck?

That's not irrational fear, or a trick of perception.

It's an echo of your conditioning, brought forth by your mind trying to break loose of the memory blocks.

>>16015488
Don't see what? It'll probably only make sense if you've read the Invisibles, one the things that inspired UA.

>>16015548
I just don't get the image. I'm looking at it and I don't get what it's about or why it's posted here.

Probably for the better but I'm curious now.

Have I ever told you what the definition of insanity was? It's reading OP's posts over and over and over again, expecting a different result.

HIS GOSPEL IS UNPRONOUNCEABLE, SING IT PROUDLY

Ghosts are real, goats are not.

The dead sometimes do not realize they have died and continue on afterwards. Fortunately most dead people didn't even realize that they were alive to begin with.

France is just a state of mind; One unobtainable by the French.

There are eight sides to the octagon ring and eight legs on a spider, would it surprise you to learn that some spiders long ago learnt how to use human suffering for nourishment?

Be careful when feeding the pigeons in the park as some of them have an agenda, and it's not a kind one.

>>16015464
You really should follow his example. Barley is a potent ward.

Smile for the camera!

The Notre Dame in Paris has a gateway to Star Trek verse... except, there is no one alive there. No one. Only corpses, who've been dead for hundreds of years. And rat corpses. Lots of rat corpses.

>>16015563
One of the many themes of the Invisibles breaking free of consensus reality. That's the last page of the series.

>>16015631
and as such doesn't make much sense out of context.
Invisibles is a pretty cool series, but a lot of the late stuff either makes no sense or seems stupid/pretentious without the rest of the books

If you stand in front of a mirror, and say "show me the truth" three times, you will see nothing.

No, I'm not saying you won't see anything. You will see, literally, nothing.

>>16015640
True. But I figured at least one person would probably get it.

You know that weird piece of crap you bought at some garage sale you can't remember?

There's a reason you bought it. Don't throw it out.

did they fix your shoes?

no?

oh yes they did

its absorbed through your feet

its so we can outrun it when it comes

'deja-vu' is actually a major glitch in the space-time coninuum where time loops back in on itself.

Atlantis disappeared because it was the homestay of the ancient space-faring civilization that seeded life on this planet; they erased it to remove all traces of themselves and to allow us to evolve unfettered.

The Mayan calendar ends in 2012 because that is the day the aforementioned civilization is set to return to check our progress.

>>16015828
Now ask yourself which is worse, what happens when we fail their inspection, or what us passing would imply.

No one ever made a show called The Adventures of Pete & Pete. It just showed up one day, already filmed.

>>16015850
oh, to be back when Nick made awesome surrealist shows.

>>16013611
But there were actually Six Beatles.

John, Paul, Ringo, George, Pete Best, and Stuart Sutcliffe

Every bird on Earth is descended from the Dinosaurs. They could've ruled Earth as its dominant species, and they know it. They secretly resent humanity's success, and patiently await our downfall.

No 4chan thread can ever be gone. The links to them are just replaced by the 404 page when they have served their purpose.

Never ask a hobo what it is that he's drinking to forget. He might still remember, and worse he might tell you.

>>16016024
As soon as you start using a tripcode on 4chan you must pay the price for what you learn as a result. Those who have paid the price say it's worth it but their family and friends never recognize them from that point onwards.

>>16015896
I like chickens Eddy

You can get power from lurking *chans for too long. The memes seep into real life. It doesn't lead any place pleasant.

The first successful mammalian cloning actually took place in 1940 at McGill University by an Anglo-American research team lead by Sir Frederick Grant Banting. All knowledge of the experiment and the fate of it's subjects has been carefully expunged from the historical record.

On the 310th day of every 57th year the Beatles and Rolling Stones gather in London to determine humanities fate.

Humans do not naturally dream. All pillows are coated in a potent sleep activated neurotoxin.

The heads of all the presidents have been exhumed throughout history and sold to a foreign billionaire. She uses them to stage erotic puppet shows.

The hindenburg was no accident. Something torched it for daring to fly in it's skies.

You know what they say about seeing a world in a grain of sand? What does that make glass?

Eyes are the windows to the soul. Beware Peeping Toms.

Under a bridge just north of Nashua, New Hampshire grows a red lichen. There's a small cult of teenagers that smoke it. They each know a single letter of the name of The One True God. What they don't realize is that it's in sanskrit.

Brad Pitt has never had sex with an actual human on purpose. He calls his penis 'Captain Kirk' for a reason.

There's a shed on a hilltop near Camp Drake in Illinois. It's walls were smelted from bullets that killed american soldiers from wars since the founding of the nation. Spending a night inside it will protect you from harm for a fortnight, but only from those born outside our borders.

>>16016946
Yeah, I misread "harm" as "ham".

Minneapolis and Saint Paul were split for a reason. If the Twin City reunites the beacon is activated.

OK, everybody knows the Chinese government's agenda is to import 40% of it's Population around the world in a vie for cultural dominance. They want their culture to assimilate yours, and ultimately become the global hegemon in addition to their economic progress. No brainer there. Most people think this is because there are so many goddamn chinks they just don't fit in their country anymore. But there's a far more powerful and secret reason; Hint: The Great Wall was not built to keep something OUTSIDE as much as INSIDE...

are any of these rumor threads archived on sup/tg/?
I don't see any and was hoping to steal more

>>16017340
>Hint: The Great Wall was not built to keep something OUTSIDE as much as INSIDE...

So were the Mongols unwitting pawns, nihilists who wanted to end the world by unleashing whatever was behind the wall, or actually heroes who had a plan?

>>16014612

Woe betide the person who angers the Gray Faced Man.

Margaret Thatcher did. She did (or was planning) something that angered the Gray Faced Man, and he sent his agents: the Men in Gray Suits.

They broke her.

Margaret Thatcher, the Iron Lady, the woman who was "not for turning", who up until that point refused to step down from being Prime Minister, was broken; and by the end of it, fled Downing Street in tears.

>>16015275

If you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Hitler didn't kill target the Jews because they were racially inferior. He just truly understood the power that flows through the blood of Abram.

There's a lock box in a bank in downtown New York that you can only see if you know it's number, and it contains the solution to 90% of the problems in this thread. There is no one left alive that knows the number

.Some of the people you see in traffic on the way home from work? Or at the grocery store? Or filling up their tank next to you? They don't have jobs, or homes, or names. Somewhere during that midday commute, they just vanish and reappear the next morning.

>>16017778
Old stuff, NPCs, booooooring!

Schrödinger's cat is not a propedeutical metaphor for Quantum Physics.

What then is truth? A movable host of metaphors, metonymies, and anthropomorphisms: in short, a sum of human relations which have been poetically and rhetorically intensified, transferred, and embellished, and which, after long usage, seem to a people to be fixed, canonical, and binding. Truths are illusions which we have forgotten are illusions — they are metaphors that have become worn out and have been drained of sensuous force, coins which have lost their embossing and are now considered as metal and no longer as coins.

>>16017835
Fuck you, namefag. We're not impressed by your big words.

>>16017907
Actually, the last snippet is from Nietzsche's "On Truth and Lie in an Extra-Moral Sense". It gave me goosebumps the first time I read it. You should give it a read. Pretty good stuff and really accessible too.

>>16017835
>>16017928
Honestly man to me this kind of thing is what UA is all about.

Feels like /x/

In December 5, 1969, we killed time.

The Solar System around the Sun contained 12 planets. This was true until the reckoning of 1939.

>>16018340
Important: Was that counting Pluto?

>>16018382


....no

>>16018479
God save us all

>>16017928
>>16017946
Go be hip and samefag on a board that cares.

Both the USA and the USSR, now the Russians, aim at least half of their nuclear arsenal at one small village in Iraq, on the Euphrates. The weird part is that they both started doing it once they found out that the other side started doing it. Nobody knows who decided to point the first nuke at the place, or why.


Every second of every day, Napoleon tries to possess the living and start his rise to power all over again. Unfortunately for him, and fortunately for us, he's woefully out of touch with the modern world. His hosts usually end up in psychiatric care.
Vampires hate lower case T's.


Silence of the Lambs is an instruction manual. Make yourself a decent person suit and you really can become someone new.

Though you have to trace it through several proxy organisations and dummy corporations, it is a fact that NASA employs more astrologers than astronomers. Though they do find they get results, it is still an embarrassment to admit this in public.

Remember those random flashes or subtle whistles you used to see or hear, but apparently nobody else did? It's a sign of latent psionic potential. But, the thing is since nobody recognizes them due to fearing to be out of norm and shit, they remain as unexplained phenomena. Your mind soon learns to block out these bright moments, shutting you off from the Stream. Letting you lead a normal life. A dull life.