You have failed me for the last time, Cobra-cron!

>>16073478
>>16073432
I.G. JOE A REAL IMPERIAL HERO

Well.....both sides do use a lot of lasers.....

NOW YOU KNOW.

AND SO YOU MUST BE EXECUTED FOR KNOWING TOO MUCH.

>Average Imperial satturday morning holo-vid

>>16073533
Lucretia the Magos Explorator (notice the hair)

Sister Moon

Does anyone have any Commissar Rangers?

>>16073604
No. But Commissar Yotsuba.

>>16073604
That's the Phoenix Lords, you dummy.
>as usual, the Green and the Black are the most badass ones.

>>16073610

do want!

>>16073592
Sailor Luna

>>16073647
okay, Sister Luna, for the sake of High Gothic.

All your Imperial shows are animated in Sa'Cea, anyway.

I approve of this thread.

>>16073662
I would have gone with Eldar

/a/ has an idea for a show

>>16073679
I liked this one better

>>16073679
Well, there's already Taucron Rider...

>>16073679
>>16073685
To be fair, nothing can beat the original of this.

>>16073697
what was the original?

>>16073701

10 seconds on google

>>16073604

It's canon, but on the wrong side, so to speak.

should i get the template from /a/ ?

>>16073691
Which was adapted into Mahou Shoujo Xeno Necro recently, since the original was basically perceived as 40k Totally Spies (Tautally spies?) by the fanbase. Thus the decision to make it more light-hearted (oh, the irony).

GO GO COMMISARS!

>>16073701
Go look up hiimdaisy's MGS comics. They won't be nearly so funny if you haven't played the games.

cute orkz doing orkish things

>>16073741

OH MY GOD!

But will your five commissars with attitude be able to stand before the monster of the week?

>>16073779
Of course they will, and Cain will teach the girl of the week a lesson about not straying from the imperium's light.

Then we get a jump cut to Abbaddon plotting a black crusade that will become the season finale

>>16073797
>Cain will teach the girl of the week a lesson about not straying from the imperium's light.

If, by that, you mean "having lots of sex with her"...

>>16073797
does that lesson involve a hole in someones head?

>>16073844
No.

Dude it's Cain.

>>16073844
>>16073811
Both correct.

>>16073811
>>16073844
well, I like where this is going.

It's okay if it's a tau girl, though, it doesn't count.

>>16073811
Doubles as Imperium-sanctioned fandom pornography.

so he'll kill a cultist girl while working with- no wait, the girl of the week is a hive ganger that has to kill a cultist that was once a friend of hers in a scene reminiscent of Old Yeller.

This shows how cultists are animals and anyone can become one if they stray from the emporer's light.

Then Cain and the good girl have lots of sex

>>16073880
brainsex

They execute Guardsmen by jumping on them.

rolled 8, 10, 6 = 24

>>16073880
Cain is probably spinning in his fictional grave.

>>16073923

Mmmmm.... Black and Green.... So delicious

Pirates of the Obscuras Segmentum: Hunt for the Black Pearl

>>16073741
So who would be the team leader? Cain? Yarrick?

>>16073605
ha ha ha

>>16073966

>Red guy on the team
>"Who's team leader?"

Really? You have to ask? RED IS ALWAYS THE LEADER

dont you die on me yet

ANCIENT SPIRITS OF EEEVVILLL, TRANSFORM THIS DUSTY FORM INTO MUMM-RA THE EVER LIVING
It works way too well for the TS.

LONG AGO IN A DISTANT PLANET. I TZEENTCH. THE SHAPE SHIFTING MASTER OF CHANGE. UNLEASE AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL. BUT A FOOLISH GREY KNIGHT WIELDING A POWER SWORD STEP FORTH TO OPPOSE ME.
Draigo the animated adventure.

>>16074363
So instead of that episode where he teams up with the SoB, he just wears her guts as a hat?

>>16073923
I'm now imagineing them executing guardsmen while speaking in faux italian

>>16074363
It'd be M'kar.
LONG AGO ON A DISTANT WORLD, I, M'KAR, THE SHAPE-SHIFTING LORD OF CHANGE, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL... BUT A FOOLISH SPACE MARINE WARRIOR WIELDING A NEMESIS SWORD STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME.
BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN SPACE AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE WARP, WHERE TZEENTCH'S EVIL IS LAW. NOW, THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE MATERIUM AND UNDO THE CHAOS THAT IS M'KAR!

>>16074457

What's really funny is that M'kar gets killed off for real by none other than Marneus Calgar, in the last Ultramarines book.

Draigo will never get his revenge.

>>16074479
For real? As in, permanently? How?
Did he recognize Calgar as his spiritual liege and agree to it?

>>16074494

Ventris brought him some ubermagical dagger that could kill daemons for real, and Calgar stabbed M'kar with it during their duel. That took care of him for good.

>>16073984
Cain is the leader, because Amberly put him there

>>16074523
ಠ_ಠ

What?

>>16074523
That's kinda really fucking dumb. Also,
>a Tzeentchian daemon having a fair duel

>>16074549
>>16074557
Posting the relevant page:

The daemon lord threw back its head in pain as a paroxysm of rage shook its body from the tip of its blackened horns to its splay-clawed feet. The dagger grew warm in Uriel’s hand, as though recognising a target for the lethal malice bound within its blade by unknown smiths of long ago. A shudder of unadulterated terror passed through the M’kar as it turned its gaze upon Uriel and saw the glinting dagger he carried. Its eyes widened in recognition.
“The shard of Erebus!” cried the daemon lord.
As much as Uriel wanted to strike back at the daemon lord for all the suffering and death it had caused, he knew that was not the role fate had assigned him.
He was the Sentinel of the Tower, not its Master.
Uriel hurled the dagger, hilt-first, towards Marneus Calgar.

The Chapter Master caught it deftly, the slender weapon absurdly small in his mighty gauntlets. But just as the Gauntlets of Ultramar were capable of great destruction, so too were they capable of feats of great dexterity. Held less than a metre from the daemon lord’s face, Lord Calgar lunged forward and plunged the ancient dagger into M’kar’s throat.
The effects were instantaneous and incandescent.

Blazing starfire spewed from the mortal wound dealt to the daemon lord, a flood of immaterial energy that raged in the air like a slick of polluted light. M’kar released its hold on Lord Calgar, who landed heavily on the ground before the dying daemon lord. Uriel ran to the wounded Chapter Master and, with the help of Pasanius and Learchus, dragged him away.

>>16074457
>>>'FOOLISH SPACE MARINE WARRIOR WIELDING A NEMESIS SWORD'
Not a Grey Knight? /tg/ I am dissapoint!

>>16074615
“What was that blade?” gasped Marneus Calgar.
“I do not know,” said Uriel. “It came from the tomb of Captain Ventanus.”
“Ventanus? The Lost Chapter?”
“The same,” confirmed Uriel.

The fighting in the valley had ceased as the daemon lord wrestled with its undoing, fighting with the last of its strength to withstand the alien sentience of the ancient dagger. Against the craft of its unknown makers and the revelation of its true name, there was nothing it could do, and every attempt to maintain its existence was for nothing.

All around them, the daemon host howled in mindless rage as M’kar drained them of their essences in its attempt to fight its own dissolution. One by one, the daemons disintegrated as their hold on the material world was broken and they were cast back into the warp. Within moments, the valley was empty save the for defenders of Castra Tanagra.
M’kar’s form shrank, its outline blurring and compressing as every shred of its
existence was consigned to destruction. This was true death: oblivion and the terror of non-existence. And the daemon lord knew it. With a last shriek of terror, M’kar’s body exploded outwards in a wash of light scraps and horrified awareness of the nothingness that awaited it.

>>16074630

In the same instant, the vertical tear in the fabric of the world disappeared with a thunderclap of displaced air. The darkness obscuring the mountaintops and snow- shawled valleys of Talassar was dispelled, and the sun shone down on a world freed from the clutches of the daemonic. A cleansing wind blew down from the eastern peaks, carrying with it the promise of new days, fresh hope and the sweet beauty of lives lived on the edge of death. No sun was brighter, no wind as fresh and no day would ever be as memorable.
“It’s over?” said Pasanius, looking at the scorched rock where the daemon had
met its end.
“Yes,” said Uriel, his heart lighter than it had been in many a year. “It’s over.”

>>16074615
>>16074630
>>16074641
>ultramarines having an IT'S OVER, IT'S FINALLY OVER ENDING
>MFW

Nothing Ward wrote about the ultras was ever that bad

Yesterday there was a Phineas and Ferb 40k thread, in my opinion the best part of that was Commisar Candice.

>>16074617
It keeps the rhythm and is also the more likely version.
Since Grey Knights are classified beyond top secret.