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    23 KB Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)13:06 No.16364474  
    /tg/, it's time for a real life random encounter.

    My only real life random encounter is when I found a bundt cake on the street next to my door at 1 am.
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    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)13:11 No.16364510
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    I ran into Al Gore once. Just turned a corner and there he was. Luckily the reaction roll wasn't hostile, so I managed to sneak past him without a fight breaking out.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)13:12 No.16364530
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    >> Psyker Ted 09/20/11(Tue)13:16 No.16364560
    rolled 6, 9, 4, 3, 10 = 32

    Finland, stabbing the fuck out of wolves and running over ice lakes. That's a day's jog for them.

    Fucking Finland.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)13:22 No.16364606
    >in public toilet.
    >guy comes in and sits in the stall beside me.
    >leg comes under the partition and tap-taps the edge of my shoes.
    >think it's an accident, slide it away.
    >guy thinks perhaps I didn't understand. Leg comes further under the stall wall to tap-tap the side of my shoe with his own foot.
    >by this time I'm quite angry.
    >PUNCH PARTITION HARD AS I FUCKING CAN
    >holy shit I left knuckle shaped indentations on the now bent-pervertwards partition wall.
    >hear dude take enormous dump in response.
    >guy wipes, pulls up, scoots out of the stall and away like he's fleeing assault
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)13:25 No.16364633
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    You encounter Emily Naeole. She is offering you a drink of her "Herbal" Tea. What do you do?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)13:31 No.16364675
    >Music festival
    >Some drunk come litteraly out of the mud
    >He is naked, except for mud everywhere on his body
    >"I AM MUD MAN!"
    >One of my friend punch him
    >Back to the mud
    >We all get out of here before somebody call security
    That's how I random encounter IRL.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)13:31 No.16364680
    From a friend of mine:

    >Work out at a gym in LA
    >Changing in the locker room near a jacked blonde guy
    >Drop towel to put on underwear
    >Blonde guy backs up and trips over bench behind him
    >Reaches out to stabilize himself
    >Grabs my friend's naked ass
    >Friend turns to face blonde guy, who is totally Fabio
    >Fabio says "Sorry" (still holding my friend's ass)
    >Friend says "Are you Fabio?"
    >Fabio smiles, leaves
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)13:32 No.16364687
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    because someone sooner or later will post this
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)13:42 No.16364781
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    >> Mjao 09/20/11(Tue)13:42 No.16364786
    >>Working at a nightclub
    >>Fencing foils in a music stand as decoration
    >>2 drunk guys start stabbing with one hand while holding their drinks with the other
    >>Goes to break it up
    >>One guy drops his, the other comes after me as I go to pick it up.
    >>Tilt hand for overhand left swat to the blade - Disarm successful!
    "Hoshit! You knowhardoin'!"

    >>Cheers from other clubgoers. It was rather awesome. I think I leveled up that evening. The foils were removed the next day and given to me.
    >>Still have 'em.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)13:45 No.16364819
    >In college, living in the dorms.
    >There's this girl on the floor below me who absolutely hates me. I don't remember why. It had something to do with her car.
    >Any time she sees me, she tries to beat the shit out of me. (Yeah, I got beat up by a girl. But I dare you to tell me that if I hit her back I wouldn't end up in fucking jail for 8 counts of rape or some bullshit.)
    >Walking to the dorm one night, coming up the stairs.
    >Get to the door to my floor.
    >Touch the handle.
    >I can feel that the other side is already turned. This happens all the damn time. People leaving to go back to their floor will stand at the door to the stairs with their hand on the knob and keep talking to their friends or some bullshit for hours.
    >Yank the door open, and sidestep out of the way of the expected confused and surprised idiot.
    >Girl lunges past me. She was fucking waiting there to try and shove me down the stairs.
    >She falls on her face on the concrete. Grabs her face and starts crying. There's blood on the floor and on her hands.
    >I step over her and walk (okay, yeah, it was a fast walk) back to my room, acting like nothing happened.

    Later, she showed up at my door with the R.A. claiming that I attacked her. My roommate (Who I was never that close with) asked how I could have done that because we were watching the entire Star Wars trilogy all night. Total fucking bro move saved me from getting kicked out of the dorm and/or arrested.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)13:47 No.16364833
    Fuck, I had one last night and when it happened I thought "This would be a great random encounter story!" but now I can't fucking remember what happened.
    >> Wikipedia 09/20/11(Tue)13:51 No.16364865
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    They don't always have to be in person.

    >sitting at desktop
    >phone rings, see it's girl that tends to only call when she is feeling depressed
    >pick up. "Yo."
    >"Hey.... Anon... would you be angry at me if I raped a kid?"
    >"Uh... do I have to answer that?"
    >"Yes."

    May be different, but I count it as some kind of random encounter.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)13:57 No.16364925
    >>16364865

    so? what was your answer?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)13:57 No.16364930
    >Hanging out by bus stop to go home. Probably around 8:30PM.
    >Guy approaches me. He's looking right at me and I know it's random encounter time.
    >"Hey... You smoke weed?"
    >Answer that I do not. Guy walks away for a second and then turns back around.
    >"Wait... Are you over 18?"
    >I'm 23 at the time, average height for an adult man, with a deep-ass voice. I tell him that I am.
    >"Oh, good. I'd feel bad about selling to someone who was under 18."
    >With that, he finally fucks off to let me catch my bus.
    Fucking Humboldt county.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)13:58 No.16364943
    >On Uni campus, really need a shit
    >Go in the men's room, get in a stall
    >Deathly quiet
    >Suddenly hear someone in the stall next to me
    >Whispering over and over
    >"Don't be afraid... don't be afraid... don't be afraid..."
    >After a while flushes and leaves
    >Sit for a minute unsure what the fuck happened
    >> Wikipedia 09/20/11(Tue)14:00 No.16364958
    >>16364925
    I told her I'd get back to her about it.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)14:02 No.16364972
    >Work as a US Customs officer
    >Check a cute Mexican girls ID card
    >Smile at her
    >She smiles back
    >Walks off without her ID
    >Shout "Ma'am, it's dangerous to go alone, here take this." as I hand her ID back.
    >She laughs out loud, and says "I didn't think you played video games."
    >Eyes linger for a moment, then she leaves.
    >Never see her again

    Sometimes, I wish I could ask a civilian for her phone number, but I'm not going to get fired/demoted for unprofessionalism

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    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)14:03 No.16364985
    >>16364958

    did she raped a kid?
    >> Wikipedia 09/20/11(Tue)14:05 No.16365011
    >>16364985
    Not that I know of.
    She hasn't brought it up since.
    Tbh it was probably her way of trying to get some kind of emotional response out of me since she believes I'm apathetic or something.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)14:10 No.16365055
    >>16365011
    meaning she wants you. hit that shit.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)14:18 No.16365135
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    >walking home after class
    >some guy who i think is homeless stops me
    >asks me if i smoke weed to which i respond no
    >he says that it is good that i don't and and goes about staying connected to god and to uphold family values and similar subjects
    >finishes with "and if you do have to smoke only do it twice a week."
    >> Another OH gun owner 09/20/11(Tue)14:19 No.16365140
    >>16364972
    Business Cards, good sir. If you can't ask, you certainly can give if you think there's a connection.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)14:21 No.16365161
    >sitting at home watching tv late one night
    >Notice a fight going on out on the street
    >dress up in my chainmail and gear
    >walk outside and up to the people fighting
    >in a booming voice I roar "WHO WANTS A REAL FIGHT" and I draw my sword
    >they all stare at me for a second and go running off screaming in the night
    >walk back inside and lol
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)14:29 No.16365236
    >>16365161
    This is fucking awesome. Pics of armor?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)14:33 No.16365246
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    >Be in GB
    >Walk around in Edunburgh
    >Get asked if I want some weed
    >Say no
    >Realize what I have said no to a few minuttes later
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)14:34 No.16365258
    >>16365161
    I had something similar happen in junior high.

    >This one math teacher was an epic-level neckbeard, with a foam sword and shield hung up by his desk in the classroom. He'd talk with students about D&D and ren faires sometimes, and even tried to help some students form a D&D club before the rest of the administration shut the idea down.
    >Two kids start fighting in the hallway. Big mob of spectators blocking access from both ends of the hall, so the principal can't get through to break it up.
    >Classroom door bursts open.
    >Neckbeard math teacher charges into the hallway, foam sword and shield at the ready. He forces himself between them, shoving them apart.
    >"CEASE THIS TOMFOOLERY, YE KNAVES, OR THOU SHALT FEEL THE EDGE OF MINE BLADE UPON THY BACKSIDES!"
    >Fight instantly dissolves as the both of them just stare at him, dumbfounded.
    >Everyone else starts laughing.
    >Neckbeard teacher intervening on the fight with boffer weapons remains a legendary tale well into high school.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)14:35 No.16365272
    (this was long while ago)

    >be a kid who does competitive gymnastics
    >go to baseball game
    >fuck baseball, hang around in some sort of netted off area for pitching practice with other youths
    >one of them wants to start shit
    >netted cage thing is cleared out of people except for us
    >do a backflip and strike a pose out of crouching tiger hidden dragon
    >BLUFF SUCCESSFUL
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)14:36 No.16365277
    >>16365236
    sitting at work right now, if the threads still up when I get home i'll post em
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)14:38 No.16365298
    (this was long while ago)

    >be a kid who does competitive gymnastics
    >go to baseball game
    >fuck baseball, hang around in some sort of netted off area for pitching practice with other youths
    >one of them wants to start shit
    >netted cage thing is cleared out of people except for us
    >do a backflip and strike a pose out of crouching tiger hidden dragon
    >BLUFF SUCCESSFUL
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)14:39 No.16365308
    >>16365298
    >>16365272

    dammit 4chan.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 09/20/11(Tue)15:18 No.16365346
    >In college
    >Getting lunch
    >Grabbing a drink when some black guy comes up next to me
    >Asks me if I'm going to join a game
    >Want to play HvZ, say "sure."
    >Asks "Which one?"
    >Reply "Don't know."
    >"No man, GANG."
    >"...no".
    >Walk off with food.

    Why the fuck did he just walk up and ask that?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)15:29 No.16365434
    >>16365277

    there is a chance for autosaging
    >> LaBambaMan 09/20/11(Tue)15:30 No.16365446
    >>16365346
    Maybe you look like a hard-core gangster?
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 09/20/11(Tue)15:38 No.16365530
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    >>16365446

    I doubt that very much.
    >> Wikipedia 09/20/11(Tue)15:39 No.16365550
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    >>16365530
    If that is you, you're fucking gangster.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)15:46 No.16365592
    happened a few years back.

    >Coming back from grandma's house
    >Out of gas, pull up to gas station
    >Walk in
    >Amish midgets. Amish midgets everywhere.
    >Hide in the back until they all leave.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)15:48 No.16365623
    >>16365530

    Do you carry that turtle with you all the time? That'd be pretty gangster.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)15:52 No.16365659
    >>16365530
    join a gang and every rival gang member you kill leave a turtle shell stuffed into there mouths
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 09/20/11(Tue)15:52 No.16365660
    >>16365623

    How do you know I'm not the turtle?
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    >>16365660
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)15:54 No.16365685
    >>16365592
    those were obviously dwarves.
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    >Aberystwyth thread?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)15:58 No.16365726
    >In college
    >Walking through 7-11 parking lot near sketchy neighborhood to get back to doorm
    > Car pulls up and does a circle around me before stopping in front of me
    >Several large, heavily tattooed black men step out
    >Think "oh shit I'm about to get mugged".
    >One of them asks "You from Eckerd" (Eckerd is the name of the college I went to."
    >Nod my head yes.
    > "You wanna by some drugs."
    > Regain my composure a little bit and say no.
    >"You sure? I got weed, I got coke and I got e."
    >"Yeah I'm sure."
    >They get in their car and drive off.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)16:02 No.16365779
    >>16365660

    ... you play a pretty deep game here...
    >> Wikipedia 09/20/11(Tue)16:02 No.16365785
    >>16365726
    >>16365135
    >>16364930
    What's with all of the weed ones today?
    >> LaBambaMan 09/20/11(Tue)16:05 No.16365816
    >>16365660
    If you're actually a hyper intelligent turtle posting on /tg/ then you will become my new hero.
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 09/20/11(Tue)16:07 No.16365844
    >>16365816

    Never been someone's hero before.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)16:11 No.16365870
    >>16365844

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY! now you are a hero!
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)16:12 No.16365879
    >>16365844
    name race and class please
    >> Emergency Chair Warmer 09/20/11(Tue)16:19 No.16365889
    >>16365879

    What?
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)16:21 No.16365928
    >>16365879
    Turtle, turtle turtle.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)16:51 No.16365991
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    Walking home after a few beers.
    Some coloured gentlemen start harrasing me.
    "hey blud show us your phone" etc and getting very close to see what i'll do.
    Hold out arm to keep them at a distance and prepare to run away.
    >Suddenly Pigeons everywhere, one lands on my arm and the rest of the flock just fly past them at head height. They run away screaming wtf.
    Arm pigeon flys off.
    No one believes me but now I always make sure to feed the pigeons in town.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)16:51 No.16365999
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    I love random encounter threads, but I've only been involved in one once, well twice, but the other is really lame.

    First, the one I've posted before:
    >Be at college
    >Having a shitty day because of traffic, bills, general stress really piling on
    >Decide fuck that
    >Start to compliment every person I pass in the hall, while making up a name for them based on how they look
    >ie, "That's a swell haircut, John!" "Your eyes are beautiful today, Marie!"
    >My face during

    Second lamer one:
    >Driving to the theater with some friends, fresh out of high school
    >I'm like 150 lbs because I got really sick for awhile, not muscular at all, just a generally unthreatening guy
    >SUDDENLY
    >Giant black truck pulls up next to us, guy mooning us, throw my weirdface at them (there is no reaction image suitable for my weirdface)
    >They drive off
    >LATER THAT EVENING AT WALMART
    >See their truck
    >Pull up next to it, wait for them to come out
    >Weirdface smile at them while not saying a word, they all get in the truck confused as fuck
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)16:52 No.16366019
    -Take a trip to Syria for various reasons
    -Spend a few days in Palmyra, a city in the desert surrounded by tons of old ruins
    -Go out that night
    -Fireworks and yelling in the streets, people are just running around
    -whatthefuckishappening
    -A man runs up to me and shoves something into my hands
    -"Sir, thanks but I don't need this"
    -He jabbers something back in arabic and runs off
    -Realize he'd given me a bunch of choclate and candy
    -Get free things and celebrate everywhere I go that night

    Turns out it was Muhammad's birthday, he's a pretty cool guy in my book.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)16:53 No.16366037
    >>16364474
    >he didn't carry the corpse with him and then cook it up to eat
    Wasteful savage.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)17:00 No.16366063
    These threads make me sad, I've never had a good Random Encounter. I don't think I've ever even had one, period.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)17:01 No.16366075
    >huge open air metal festival
    >just relaxing next to our tent, drinking a few beers
    >suddenly a few meters away, the ground caves in
    >random guy looks out from the hole, looks around, then shouts "FURTHER NORTH" and dives back down

    Apparently a bunch of guys were digging tunnels under the campsites. Pretty weird stuff.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)17:03 No.16366115
    >In Seattle in line for Amon Amarth concert
    >Random homeless guy walks up to me
    >Yep, sure is Seattle here
    >Takes me by the hand and looks me in the eye
    >"Do you know what it means when you see the light of Jesus?" He says, or some shit like that. I forget what it was word for word
    >"Uh. Sorry, I don't."
    >"Thanks anyway."
    >Guy walks off.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)17:17 No.16366250
    I've only had two in my life

    >be downtown in Buffalo at 2 in the morning
    >A wild group of respectable african gentlemen appears!
    >Fight, Run, PKM, Bag
    >Peter tried to run!
    >Didn't get away safely
    >Wild African used "Play hip-hop on his cell phone while following you creepily as fuck"
    >Peter used run!
    >Got away safely

    What really happened was one broke away while the others said something to the effect of "So close to the police station? You crazy!" and then the one who broke off started approaching and following me. I high tailed it to the station at the corner and immedietly reported what happened. The officer there was very enthusiastic to let me know I was in fact going to be mugged

    and yesterday
    >Walking to LGS
    >Have to walk about an hour on the side of the highway
    >Random black hispter pulls over and asks if I need a ride
    >Say I'm good and he takes off

    Nothing all too exciting
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)18:10 No.16366814
    about a year ago
    >small town in the midwest
    >I'm out driving around bored as fuck
    >some kid is doing this weird running/jumping motion on a gravel road barefoot
    >comes up to my car, obviously distressed
    >almost in tears says he's been locked out of his house, doesn't know what to do, etc, etc
    >Tell him to hop in the car
    >Calm him down while I drive him over to the hairdresser where his mom works
    +1 Karma
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)21:11 No.16368687
    Let us continue this thread!!
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)21:37 No.16368922
    >>16368687
    Bump
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)22:25 No.16369449
    I'm sure I have a lot that I just can't remember, but here's one from this week.

    >>Need minnows
    >>Minnows in ditches
    >>drive into woods and jump down into ditch to get minnows
    >>GIANT FUCKING WATER MOCCASIN STARING ME DOWN
    >>I be like "move bitch" and gently slide him over with my minnow net.
    >>Catch my minnows and leave
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)22:28 No.16369490
    >Walking along in a city
    >Man painted gold from head to toe crosses the street
    >Turn to friends
    >None of them saw him.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)22:30 No.16369514
    >>16369449
    I thought I was the only Louisiana resident on /tg/.
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    >Leaving school.
    >Friend walking across road
    >Trips
    >Bus goes right over them
    >Missed them entirely
    >They stand up.
    >> Anonymous 09/20/11(Tue)22:50 No.16369793
    Reverse Random Encounter
    >walking through bad neighborhood in a snowstorm
    >look like a hobo
    >hair down to shoulders and haven't shaved in months
    >wearing beanie, army jacket with hoodie under it, ripped up faded jeans, and work boots
    >wild pack of ghetto thugs appear
    >start walking towards me
    >ShitPantsALittle.jpg
    >one of them point at me says something to his friends
    >they all cross street and walk past me on other side of road

    Critical success on Intimidate check
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)01:14 No.16370620
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    >>16369514
    Rofl you can tell I'm from Louisiana from that?

    brofist
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)01:20 No.16370681
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    >>16370620
    This is why I needed the minnows btw

    ehehe free pet
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)03:59 No.16371849
    ITT: fa/tg/uys encounter drug dealers, homeless people, and black people
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)04:15 No.16371979
    >>16371849
    That's bullshit. Everysingle one of those is atleast CR3, and no fatguy is beyond CR1. You're bullshit. This game's bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)04:19 No.16372002
    >>16371849
    Dealers and hobos and blacks. Oh my!
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)04:21 No.16372007
    The four attempted muggings I've had all constitute random encounters

    >Walking home from school
    >Here someone running up behind me, assume its a jogger
    >Wait... a jogger at 3.30?
    >"Oi, You, give me some money!"
    >"SOME money? Are... Are you mugging me?"
    >"Yeah, give me some money!!"
    >"No... Don't rob me!"
    >Walk out into middle of road, start walking backwards up centre of road with school run traffic
    >After a minute, a large black breaks, slams into a skid, and two huge muscular dudes jump out
    >Robber runs off
    >"Yo dude, you ok? That guy give you trouble?!"
    >"Uh yeah, tried to rob me...."
    >"Really!?"
    >Guys jump back in car, and set off in pursuit

    This was when I was 16, and was fucking sureal
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)04:22 No.16372016
    >1st Grade
    >Older bully on the playground giving me shit
    >grabs me by the shirt collar
    >I pull a little mac and crack that bastard in the jaw
    >he goes running over to the playground monitor crying that I hit him
    >Playground monitor asks me if I hit him...I bluff like a son of a bitch
    >Critical success! He gets taken to the principals office for lying and causing a ruckus.

    Best moment of my god damn life and I was like 7 fucking years old.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)04:26 No.16372038
    >>16372007
    Second attempted mugging was a year later
    >walking into town through local park
    >Random kids, must have been about 13 or 14 years old in large group come up to me
    >"What you looking at mate?"
    >"Uh... Um... You?"
    >"Fucking what mate?"
    >"Fucking nothing!"
    >"Give us your phone!"
    >"No!"
    >Swings a punch at me, lands on my fucking jaw, doesn't hurt at all. Realise these fuckers are really weak
    >In reaction, swing the back of my hand across the guy who punched me's face.
    >He staggers back, fucking shocked
    >Start laughing like a maniac
    >Walk off laughing like a maniac
    >Come across a few more kids
    >Warn them about massive faggot who punches like a weakling, Barely able to contain laughter
    >They walk over to kid I've backhanded, turns out they're friends...
    >Run from a dozen 14 year olds....
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)05:11 No.16372340
    >>16371849
    What about my black hobo dealer?
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)05:38 No.16372545
    >walking home from D&D
    >quiet as shit cause I'm in suburbia
    >suddenly hear some one yelling at me
    >it's four big viking like guys sitting around a camp fire
    >get offered beer and a seat
    >refuse beer but take seat
    >one starts with, "let me tell you about the time Loki tricked Thor into wearing a dress..."

    spent the next hour and a half listening to tales from norse mythology from a group of drunken vikings. was a weird night
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)05:53 No.16372642
    There is a man in San Diego who roller blades along the beach wearing nothing but a banana hammock and full body red, white, and blue body paint while waving around an American flag.
    I have seen him on multiple occasions, his very existence is one big random encounter.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)05:54 No.16372651
    >>16365072
    >Be spaniard
    >See 2 dumbshits talking nonsenses
    >Suddenly, english.
    >GUIIIIIIIIRIIIIISSSS!
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)05:55 No.16372653
    >>16372545
    LOKI DIDN'T TRICK THOR.
    THOR WILLINGLY DID IT!1!111!!!11!!
    Fukken neo-pagans. Homogenizing the tales.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)05:58 No.16372678
    >>16372038
    Something like that happened to me.
    >Walking through the park near where I go to college.
    >Bunch of yob kids try to jump me, try stealing my stuff from my bag.
    >Backhand one across the face in reaction.
    >the kid goes down, hard.
    >doesn't get up for a while.
    >I run off laughing like a motherfucker.
    >had my phone in my pocket recording them shouting Harassing shit too.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)06:08 No.16372746
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    >>16371849

    This thread is pretty Unknown Armies.

    My story; also about gangstas.

    >17 in high school
    >Going through THAT phase of weeaboo and japanophile
    >Find a red ribbon in my mom's sowing box
    >Ponder to myself how Final Fantasy characters could wear this without looking like trannies
    >Tie it around my head Solid Snake Style
    >Go to school like that for shits and giggles
    >Three days later
    >Walking home on a backstreet in the apparently wrong side of town
    >Low riding car screeches up to a stop right next to me out of fucking nowhere
    >Four black dudes, buff as all shit, staring me down
    You know that cheesy line in anime and fantasy stories about people who have that "look of a killer in their eyes"?
    >Make eye contact
    >Instantly know in my fucking gut that these guys have killed people before, and would have no problem killing me
    >After what felt like forever, they drive off
    >Next day, stop wearing the ribbon.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)06:16 No.16372807
    >>16372038

    Oh, that reminded me of something awesome my friend did

    >Friend is a black guy who was a military brat and grew up in the asshole neighborhood
    >Got into fights on a daily basis, knew how to fucking break some skulls
    >He's walking home from the LGS alone
    >Has to cross a bridge over a ditch that's surrounded by very high foliage to get to my house
    >Gets on the bridge
    >Kid, looks no more than 8 or so, jumps out in front of him
    >Demands him to fork over his backpack
    >"Excuse me?"
    >Two more 8 year-olds pop up from behind him, flanking him
    >Tells the kids they better step off before he murders them
    >One of the kids flings a rock
    >misses
    >Someone from behind him tries to do a tackle
    >Picks him up an
    You know what? I'm not gonna do a play by play, cause I honestly don't remember it too clearly. But it involved one of them almost being flung off inTO the ditch, a bloody nose, and all three of them running away.

    First thing he did when he shows up at my house that day
    >"Hey, can I wash some blood off in your sink?"
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)06:24 No.16372873
    Jogging home in quiet suburban neighborhood on edge of ghetto
    Accosted out of fucking nowhere by goldtoothed dread-headed grinning maniac.
    He was very friendly and asked why I was running so late at night, say I was jogging, bid farewell

    Find out later that apparently he's friends with this ancient widow that lives on my street and after hearing from her about some robbery on the block, took it upon himself to be protector of our neighborhood. Later that week he beat a prowler senseless and called the cops
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)06:26 No.16372888
    Not mine, but a friendly Norsk fellow I met at the airport who'd been at the same festival's story
    >>be at metal festival
    >> sitting at tent, drinking, generally minding own business
    >> some guy asks if I know where toilet is
    >>nope
    >> he shrugs and goes over to a nearby tent, checks if it's empty
    >> starts taking a shit in some guys tent
    >> me and my friend run over and turn the tent upside down
    >> comes out covered in shit and runs away
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)06:31 No.16372923
    >>16372653

    the guy's story never actually had Loki tricking Thor into the dress so I think the beer was just getting to him

    another one:
    >walking home from game night again
    >still quiet as fuck because it's suburbia after midnight
    >hear scurrying next to me
    >look
    >FUCKING RACCOON JUST STARING AT ME
    >start walking while keeping my eyes on it
    >it follows me for another block before leaving
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)06:31 No.16372924
    >Me, bro, 2 friends (one East Indian, the other Hispanic) are walking to the Skytrain one day.
    >get up a few blocks from my place and notice a pair of people walking towards us
    >they walk right up to us
    >one is a rather average blond woman, the other is a short fat brunette with sorta buzzcut-esque hair.
    >the blond asks how old we are
    >reply with age at the time (its a couple years back)
    >brunette says "STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS AND YOU'LL GET A FINE ASS WOMAN LIKE ME"
    >they walk between us and continue their way
    >we continue ours
    >Hispanic pipes up with "Twas a gay robot"

    From then on we never questioned the experience. His words summed up the event.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)06:38 No.16372970
    >In student/backpacker bar
    >Kinda seedy joint, but cheap booze
    >Hit on a girl, seems to be going well until it turns out she's taken by the giant american guy wearing a sex pistols shirt
    >I'm all "oh shit" inside, try for fast talk
    >Nat 1, call guy a seppo
    >Guy knocks me down, but doesn't follow through with the boot
    >Random irish punk yells out something about limey cocksuckers. Some other irish punk chic yells out "Fuck the english!"
    >I have joined the party!
    >Before combat can properly resume, everyone gets kicked out by bouncers, we go seperate ways.

    Found the Irish Punks again later that evening. The story gets surreal from there, no one would beleive it on teh internets.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 09/21/11(Wed)06:42 No.16372999
    >>16365072
    Reminds me of the time I was in Illinois, I got mistaken for a Chinese boy by this old Chinese dude who owns an Asian grocery shop. He immediately tried to engage conversation in Chinese. I got confused, and replied in English that I'm Indonesian.
    Looking back on my pics at that time, it's suprising how I looked like a Chinese boy.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)06:42 No.16373001
    >>16372970
    You'd be surprised, tell the rest of the story.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)06:42 No.16373002
    >>16372970
    >no one would beleive it on teh internets.
    Try me.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)06:43 No.16373005
    >>16372923
    That reminds me

    Walking back to dorm at ucsc
    Had been warned about mountain lions
    Its after midnight. Walking back so late because my dumb ass didn't know when the buses stopped so ended up waiting too long
    Hear heavy rustling in bushes up ahead
    Ohfuckohfuckohfuck
    Its a mama raccoon with har babies tagging along behind her in a cute little parade line
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)06:46 No.16373021
    >Back in high school, maybe 2005-ish
    >take public transportation to and from school
    >wear black high-top boots for ankle support due to foot problems
    >accosted by black duded
    >"Hey man, what you wear those big-ass black boots for?"
    >I reply
    >"What I wear these big-ass black boots for?"
    >friend quietly says "no, Anon, don't"
    >I continue "I wear these big-ass boots 'cause I got big-ass feet."
    >Black dudes are confused
    >"Come on, man. Gotta think about these questions before you ask 'em."
    >Walk away, leaving black dudes confused
    >friend stifling laughter
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)06:50 No.16373039
    >>16373001
    >>16373002
    >Trying to find Black Door, was this underground place that you had to duck down an alley to get to, >Previously had only been there drunk, so couldn't find it.
    > Instead found the Irish punks on a rug, with a picnic basket. Eating fairy bread and drinking chocolate milk (some spiked, some not). Ask me to join them.
    > "Sure!"
    > Hit on irish chic, turns out she's taken.
    > Ohherewegoagain.jpg
    > Not actually taken, just bats for the other side. Laughs all around.
    > Turns out they're sleeping at a mate's place. (Errybody knows Steeve somehow)
    > FRIENDSHIP AND RAINBOWS
    > The end.
    Seriously. WTF?
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)06:53 No.16373049
    >>16373039
    doesn't seem unbelievable at all, actually
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)06:57 No.16373070
    >>16373049
    Eh, felt pretty fucking weird at the time. . .

    >diesgra (1989)
    Silly reCAPTCHA, I wasn't born, let alone drinking age back then. . .
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)06:57 No.16373072
    This isn't my random encounter but the random encounter of the father of a friend.

    He was part of an group who would hold mock fights in renaissance garb. Nothing so strange. It was during his night on guard duty at the bridge leading to their camp that his encounter happened. Twenty or so Bikers drove up and flat out told him that they had heard a bunch of sissies playing dress-up were out here and they were going to mess them up.

    Armed with little more then his replica pike, he lowered his weapon and warned them he would defend this bridge at the cost of his life. His Bluff check fails and they advance. He takes a couple swings believing that he was in fact going to get lynched. The Bikers then freeze up as a noise is heard coming from the distance.

    Several naked Berserkers wielding claymores and axes come sprinting out of the woods to back him up followed moments later by a whole platoon of Spearmen, several Horsemen and a dozen Archers. Apparently someone had been walking by at the time and noticed all the Bikers, had sprinted back to the camp and roused everyone. The Norsemen were closest and apparently sleeping nude at the time and ignored their naked state to rush and defend the bridge.

    The Bikers were chased off and that is the story of my friends father's Random Encounter.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:02 No.16373093
    Well, I dunno.
    Guess I had one when I was a thirdgrader or something.
    Some random hobo-ish looking man came up to me and asked if he can accompany me while I walk to the bus. I said yes.
    We talked for a bit and then he told me that his son died in a car accident half a year ago and that I look like him when he was a kid. He bought me some lemonade, kissed me in the cheek and left.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:02 No.16373094
    >Taking part in an English Civil War reenactement.
    >Marching through some woods, need to get to some fields on the other side
    >There's a goddamn TARDIS in the middle of the woods
    >Guy comes out carrying a box of coke cans.
    >We all take a break

    He'd been preparing all year for that, apparently.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:04 No.16373111
    >>16372038
    Good to see another britfag on /tg/
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:04 No.16373113
    Well, this actually happened to my friend just today:
    >Be a lesbian
    >Walking down street at Uni with gf
    >Frat boy walks up and kisses her
    >her right hook catches him below the nose
    >swelling, very minor bleeding
    >he explains that frat rush requires him to kiss any girl in an orange shirt
    >she tells him if he ever comes near him again he will wear himself as a hat
    >her gf swoons

    Then there's this other encounter my friend had last year...
    >Be a couch surfer
    >fail diplomacy roll, have to sleep outside
    >get chased out of park by cops (loitering)
    >have to hide behind minimall to avoid being caught for trespassing (it's illegal to not have a place to sleep)
    >random drunks appear, think it will be fun to beat up hobo
    >friend stands up and presses thumb against leather jacket, simulating knife
    >"What's up guys?"
    >"Uh... nothing much"
    >BLUFF SUCCESSFUL
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:05 No.16373121
    >Out drinking with friends
    >I'm fucked
    >Flirt with Girl at bar
    >She flirts back
    >Zing
    >Guy comes over
    >Her boyfriend
    >Tries to start some shit
    >Flip my shit
    >"Why the fuck would you flirt back with some guy if you had a boyfriend?! What the fuck is wrong with both of you?! Fuck you, and fuck you!"
    >Guy goes for a sucker punch
    >I just move out of the way in time
    >"Whatever, fuck off" Says me as I walk away

    Felt like a boss. Woke up the next day and almost had a heart attack. I don't like fights.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:05 No.16373122
    My friend's grandfather was in Vietnam, and ended up getting captured by Viet Cong along with his unit.

    The rest of the unit either didn't make it out, or made it out after thorough torturing.

    But my friend's grandfather told them right at the start "I don't know any secrets. But I can build you a still."
    So, they had him build them a still to make alcohol, and let him go.
    They also gave him something to show to other VC to show he was cool with them apparently.
    Didn't have any problems with them from then until he left Vietnam.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:07 No.16373125
    A story from a friend

    >Too drunk to drive home one night, decides to sleep in his car
    >Two white guys suddenly pull up next to him
    >Both pull out guns (Britain, big deal)
    >Oh shit
    >See he's drunk and just laugh
    >One just says "Hey, we're gonna kill some niggas"
    >They drive off again
    >Okay sleep time now
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:12 No.16373155
    >>16372999
    >>16372999
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKCMvV7ygx4
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:16 No.16373169
    >>16373072
    dude I heard something similar around the campfire of my first reenactment show.
    Some chavs decided to mess up the camp so the 'enactors formed a shieldwall and let the spearmen sock em in the face with the less steely part of their spear.

    seriously great story, tho'
    sometimes you just gotta charge naked at a bitch!
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:17 No.16373170
    >>16373125
    Do British people even say that word? It seems like it wouldn't sound right. I'm British but I've lived a sheltered existence largely among people who are civil to each other, so I've never heard it.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:17 No.16373172
    /tg/ isnt your blog
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:18 No.16373178
    >Be random encounter
    >have a mass birthday sleep over at friends when 14
    >descide to streak down his road.
    >Suddenly Doctor and the medic come on stage and play.
    >i leave to get fresh air.
    >outside in thye smoking area is a strong man and 4 stripper/berlesque dancers.
    >They all welcome me like i have known them forever.
    >Wtf did i drink?
    >Run screaming and hooting into the night
    > Wild 4x4 appears!
    >The driver must have just seen 5 fourteen year old sudden dive into bushes and dissapear, utterly naked.

    Also
    >Be drunk
    >Suddenly realise i am gothed up
    >Suddenly realise i am at a berlesque club
    >
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:20 No.16373185
    I guess this counts.
    >driving w/ DnD group to McDonalds at 3:00am, trying to get there before they switch to their nasty breakfast menu
    >cop is sitting in a driveway with his car halfway in the road
    >get pulled over, he says he saw me "swerve" out of the lane, and asked me how much I had to drink (none- hard to DM while drunk)
    >dude checks license, asks me to get out of car
    >claims he "smelled pot" and now has the right to search my car (absolute lie- never even smoked tobacco in that car, but illegal to contradict him)
    >searches all of us one by one, then car
    >finds my bag of dice, asks what we were doing all night
    >tried to explain DnD to a cop
    >asks friend what class he was playing (Ranger)
    >he nods with approval, stops search, and lets us on our merry way
    >4am, McDonalds is serving breakfast. DAmmitall
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:21 No.16373194
    >>16373178
    Dude, that made no fucking sense....
    Yet, it intrigues me...
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:22 No.16373198
    >>16373185
    if you are in the states i DO believe he NEEDS a warrant to search your car unless you LET him.
    get out the car, lock the doors and if he says he wants to look trough it, demand to see the warrant.
    it is usually too much hassle for them to care beyond that point
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:23 No.16373199
    >>16373170

    Not the same guy but I live in Manchester and had some ?Indian? guy come up to me and my gf and go, "HEY WHITE PEOPLE! YOU KNOW DEM COPS HATE BLACK PEOPLE! *His phone rings, he pick sup* WHATS UP MY NIGGA!"

    Guy was NOT a black guy. He looked Indian, perhaps pakistani? Who knows. Druggy as fuck though.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:24 No.16373207
    >>16373198
    Nope. Falls under the "plain sight" rule. If he sees, hears, smells, or otherwise detects something suspicious in plain sight, he can search the whole car.

    Welcome to the broken system man. He made me swerve so he could search me anyway. You really think I'm going to catch a break with an obviously crooked cop?
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:25 No.16373211
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    >Have done fencing and about three day's worth of German longsword with a local guy who says he was educated by ARMA. Never actually checked it.
    >In China, decide to try kendo.
    >Confused by completely different fighting style. Don't do particularly well.
    >Finally decide, fuck it, play to your strengths.
    >Adopt Plough stance.
    >Opponent pauses, raises sword high to crack down my skull, probably the most common strike for beginners/intermediates.
    >Used to this, been hit by it a million times because I can't work out how to do the kendo-style parry.
    >Instead, immediate fencing lunge, longsword-style thrust with sword raised slightly above head.
    >Strike hits throat guard.
    >Unable to deliver counterblow because sword at his throat is in the way.
    >Dojo erupts into fury at illegal strike.
    >Only high-level kendo practitioners are allowed to thrust.
    >I still got the point.

    I don't do kendo anymore.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:27 No.16373215
    >>16373207
    in that case: yeah you're fucked over.
    damn thats annoying.
    'Cus there is no way to PROVE smell. all you have is his word against yours.
    and I am anosmatic so fuck that!
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:27 No.16373217
    >>16373169

    Its quite possible its was the same show but I've heard similar stories from friends and family about similar situations.

    May as well throw up another one while I'm here. This one is from a friend of mine and a couple of his friends one Summer. While out camping they were attacked by a couple of thugs with knives and a gun.

    This of course wasn't the Random Encounter. The Encounter takes place when suddenly American and Nazi Soldiers burst from the surrounding woods and confronted the Thugs. Seeing all the Bayonets and Rifles pointed at them, the Thugs dropped their weapons.

    Apparently a WW2 Reenactment group had been in the area for a mock fight and noticed my friend and his group being robbed and jumped in to assist them. After contacting the authorities, my friends went back to camp and the Soldiers marched the Thugs several miles to the nearest town to be picked up by the cops.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:29 No.16373232
    >>16373226

    Yeah same. Hmm. Meh.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:34 No.16373249
    >>16373226
    Nottingham here. Same. Doesn't work in English, somehow just sounds... off.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:34 No.16373251
    >>16373226

    This actually took place in Manchester, so...

    I dunno? Maybe that's it?
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:34 No.16373253
    >>16373211
    Herp. Japan, not China.
    >inb4 racism
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:35 No.16373254
    >>16373226
    Oh, now that I remember I've kinda got one.

    >Walking to College, listening to music
    >I'm about 20 minutes late
    >Push open big double doors and get blindsided with a punch to the side of the head
    >About to throw a punch just for the sake of it, notice it's a friend I don't talk to much anymore
    >He's got no shoes or shirt on and he's wearing bright blue boxing gloves
    >Clearly off his face, he apologizes to me and attempts an intricate series of handshakes and then bounds off down a hallway.
    >What the fuck just happened.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:36 No.16373258
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    "jolly good evening, my main negroid!"
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:39 No.16373275
    see, the problem is you were a different class than them and your had the thrust feat from the start, they only got it at high level
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:42 No.16373282
    >>16373274
    >re-enactor walking around one night (not in kit mind you)
    >wearing steel capped boots
    >chavs want to take his bag of beer
    >biggest chav goes for a collargrap
    >kick his shin
    >shin snaps
    >chav cries
    >reenactor laughs all the way to the bank
    >or wherever he was going, I can't remember
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:44 No.16373292
    >>16373282
    >>16373254
    >>16373251
    >>16373249
    >>16373226

    Aww man, what the fuck are we doing on /tg/ at 12:44.

    Man I need to get a job.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:46 No.16373299
    >>16373275
    Shame I don't have the "block overhead strike to the head with a vertical-held sword while facing square-on to my opponent" feat.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:47 No.16373302
    >>16373292
    Tell me about it, I'm fucking skint. There was an opening at the Gamerbase in the town on Gumtree the other day if you're into video games and shit. I'd go for it myself but they ask for a recent photo and I look like a grotesque hellbeast.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:49 No.16373309
    >>16373292
    I'm 15. Life is good for those of us still hiding under our parents' wing.

    And no, I don't sleep on schoolnights.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:52 No.16373320
    >>16373302
    we should get a thread going for helping fa/tg/uys and galls find a job.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:52 No.16373321
    >>16373309
    My parent's wings have become sodden with contempt and displeasure at my current employment status. They offer no respite.

    Thing is, if someone just offered me a job...I'd probably just do it. Anything, within reason. I just...don't want to have to prove myself.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:52 No.16373322
    >>16373292

    Hey, I'm just super fucking bored waiting for my last year of Uni to start.
    Nothing to do out here in the arse end of Norfolk.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:54 No.16373329
    rolled 40 = 40

    >>16373113
    Seems like your friend should go to anger management.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:55 No.16373336
    >Walking down alleyway, feeling dangerous, actually freaking out.
    >Turn corner, see two guys about to bash another guy.
    >"the fuck?"
    >Accidently say it way louder than I planned to.
    >Natural 20 Bluff.
    >Two dudes run, other guy gets up and runs past me.

    wtfdidijustdo?
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:57 No.16373346
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    >Be 17
    >Know a senior nicknamed Bear: Big, fuzzy, chubby/burly guy that slept a lot in class. Fellow geeky outcast type, usually chill, tended to seesaw between acting bitter and calmly cheery in that faintly melancholy, "Don't fuck up like I have" way.
    >Despite his nickname, lot of jokes about him being a werewolf. Admittedly he had a kind of wolfish look to him, and had a silver medallion with a wolf on it that he wore every once in a while.
    Anyway.
    >Sometime 'round winter break
    >Walking through downtown at night
    >Hear noises from an alleyway
    >Two guys in an alley, obviously mugging signs
    >Oh shit, one of them's Bear
    >Deer-in-headlights-mode-engaged
    >Bear's saying something, he's too soft-spoken and far away for me to hear it
    >Mugger dude punches him in the face
    >Bear gives a gutpunch, staggers the fucker, then snarls the most inhuman fucking snarl I've heard and tackles him
    >Starts wailing on the guy, guy raises an arm in defense
    >Bear fucking -bites said arm-
    >Say "Holy fuck" out of reflex
    >Bear looks up in a way that looks like pic
    >Runs off down the alley
    >Check on mugger dude, crap's beaten out of him and his arm's bleeding but he'll live
    >Look up at night sky
    >Full fucking moon
    >motherofgod.jpg

    Bear never talked about it, and I never brought it up. He moved away a few months later: Just gave the medallion to a friend of his and drove off. No idea where he is now.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)07:58 No.16373347
    >>16373320
    That would be great. My friends have always wanted us all the move in together, and I have always agreed and thought of it as a pipe dream. But now they're mobilizing. One of them is going to be a fucking teaching assistant.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:01 No.16373360
    >>16373211
    I think you were a bit too concerned with winning, instead of "getting" the sport.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:01 No.16373363
    >>16373322
    Your MP isn't Chloe Smith is she?
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:03 No.16373366
    >>16373309
    Reported for violation of Global Rule #2

    It's even stickied on this board, come on.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:06 No.16373378
    >>16373360
    Agreed, miserable at "getting" kendo. I lost like 300 to 1 anyway (if anyone had been counting, which I was glad they weren't), so it was really just for jokes. Didn't know it would get such a reaction.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:06 No.16373380
    >>16373258
    Left to right: Wiggins, Watson, Holmes.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:07 No.16373389
    >>16373363

    Norwich? I wish.
    Down the A47 a ways.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:08 No.16373394
    >>16373366
    Hahahaha oh wow. My brother's going to be pissed.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:08 No.16373396
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>16373382
    Besides, I've been kissed a ton by guys at parties and bars.

    The best part is when they try to schlick me and realise I got a dick.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:09 No.16373397
    >>16365692
    >Aberystwyth thread?
    The only one I can think of is walking by the beach and seeing the Aberystwyth Cat-Man.
    A man who, for reasons best known to himself would wander around town with a cat perched on his shoulders.
    He is now dead.

    I still have two years here, maybe I'll see more insane things. I've yet to see the Sheep-Lady.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:09 No.16373399
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    >>16373346
    Holy fuck. Coincidental timing aside, that's more than a little terrifying.

    Was he always that violent?
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:09 No.16373402
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>16373394
    >OH HOLY FUCK NO!
    >Herp derp I'm just someone's brother.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:10 No.16373404
    >>16373299
    Do a zwerchau absetzen and step off line
    >kendo
    Or not.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:10 No.16373409
    >>16373382
    Don't kid yourself, you burn for the sweet touch of a frat boy. Everyone knows the english gentleman was vaguely homoerotic anyway.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:12 No.16373416
    >>16373402
    No, we share an IP. If I get banned, he will too, and I can't wait to see the look on his face. Maybe he'll finally do his readings.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:15 No.16373427
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>16373410
    There is a immense difference between a duel and a random punch.

    One is for the elite, the others for the commoners.

    >>16373409
    But I'm Swedish. We're melancholic, explorers and ultra nationalistic.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:15 No.16373429
    >>16373416
    Why do you continue posting, you're only giving me more things to report
    >> helpful comrade 09/21/11(Wed)08:15 No.16373430
    >>16372807
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2JrWJfdoqk ?
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:15 No.16373431
    >>16373427
    and im norwegian, and when some gay naysay decodes to touch my junk without my consent I put an elbow in his face
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:16 No.16373434
    >>16373427
    Don't forget dead if you try to cross a small frozen sea to get beer (which is basically illegal in Sweden).
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:16 No.16373435
    rolled 36 = 36

    >>16373429
    What?
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:16 No.16373439
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    >>16373427
    >myw the only guy I've ever been kissed by was swedish.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:19 No.16373445
    >>16373429
    Why do you keep reporting? To get rid of a 15 year old on 4chan? God Lord. Have I done something to offend you, posting on what's supposed to be a work-safe board (or was, I don't know, it's not showing as blue anymore for me)?
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:20 No.16373451
    >>16373399
    That's the thing, he's normally chill on a level that borders on pacifism. Chill and distant: He didn't say much and he generally drove straight home after school. He also had this kind of regretful look to him (most people just thought he was just quiet or depressed) whether he was acting bitter or not.

    It was almost like he didn't want to be around people, but not in a way that screamed antisocial tard.

    >intimating asinorm
    Ew, captcha.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:22 No.16373459
    >>16373445
    You've violated a global rule, SFW != 18< can browse and or post. 4chan is a 18+ website. You've openly admitted you are in violation of these rules. Reported.
    [tghasnospoilers] I'm 18 and I've been browsing for 5 years, I at least had the common sense to not announce the fact I was breaking the rules, kids these days. I didn't even post. I lurked the fuck moar[/tghasnospoilers]
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:23 No.16373462
    >At Macdonalds. It's 2AM
    >Eating soft serve Ice cream whilst I wait for the Big-ass order my freinds made me go out and get
    >Suddenly, Stormtrooper in full armour with E-11 blaster strolls in
    >Orders a meal combo before farting around for a while, apparently forgottorn something
    >"One sec, I need to go grab my Boss"
    >Stormtrooper leaves, I think he's made a run for it
    >Suddenly - Stormtroopers, Stormtroopers everywhere
    >Darth vader walks into the Building, and the 6 White armoured duded stay behind him in some sort of honor guard formation
    >Orders seven meals in the deepest voice I have ever heard
    >Collect's his meals and leaves
    >A few minutes later, I hear tires squealing and the Imperial March being blasted at full volume as the cars peel away from the store
    >WhatthefuckdidIjustsee
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:23 No.16373465
    >>16373451
    Maybe he was, like, a chubby version of Dexter.

    Did anyone in town vanish while he was around?
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:25 No.16373469
    >>16373462
    Who are you and where is this wonderful place where all this happened?
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:26 No.16373477
    rolled 49 = 49

    >>16373460
    A druid of the scavenger.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:27 No.16373481
    >>16373459
    [tghasnospoilers]I've been on /tg/ longer than that. Blame my brother. He's 22 and something of a bad influence.[/tghasnospoilers]

    I'm glad to see the denizens of /tg/ are still as compassionate and considered in their actions as ever. An offhand comment is taken as a chance to win some points with the mods. I'll be happy to take a ban if it comes to that, rules are rules, and I hope your esteem rises in their eyes.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:27 No.16373482
    >walking down pebbly stream to get back to farm house, minding my own business
    > not looking where im going i casually glanced down at my feet
    >not 2 feet away from where i stepped was a dozing red belly black snake (one of the most deadly snakes in Aus)
    > both sides roll diplomacy
    >i casually walk away and the snake keeps sunning himself
    >casually remark to my mum about event as if it happens all the time
    > secretly elated that i didnt die that day ^ ^
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:27 No.16373483
    >>16373469

    I live in Melbourne, Australia. and this was just outside the city itself when it happened.

    Like, I assume there was some sort of convention or... meet up... but

    I just don't know, man
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:28 No.16373493
    >>16373460
    >But there is one they fear
    >In their tongue he is Cawskreecaw
    >VULTUREBORN!
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:31 No.16373502
    >>16373460

    This kind of remids me of a story of my own. One of my friends sometimes refers to me as The Cat Whisperer for my ability to befriend them quite quickly. Like, he has a really jittery, nervous cat that runs away from new people but on my first visit to their house she came up to sit on my lap and started purring.

    >Family holiday up to a Scotland cottage
    >Visit neighbouring farm
    >Farm yard sometimes full of wild cats
    >Farmer: "Dont got near them, they're wild and hell, unruly as fuck and scratch my shit when I get near."
    >"FUCK YOU I'M TWELVE"
    >Walk into farm yard
    >Cats comes up to me
    >Rub up against me, start purring
    >Two days later, come back to farm
    >One of them has given birth in the farmers shed
    >She lets me hold her kittens
    >Farmer: "What even are you"
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:31 No.16373506
    >>16373481
    So you've been on /tg/ since you were 9, assuming you're trumping me by at least 6 years.

    And sage this off topic posting, you should know to do that if you've really been here as long as you claim
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:33 No.16373511
    rolled 1 = 1

    So... /tg/ is the gathering place for druids.

    >Only_slightly_surprised.jpeg
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:39 No.16373530
    >>16373506
    No, actually, I didn't! I always thought it was people who were just to lazy to remove "sage" from their e-mail and weren't as annoyed by that blue hypertext as I was. Explains a lot really, but it's still a bit too... rules-lawyer-y for me.

    Thanks! Learn something new everyday.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:39 No.16373532
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    >Middle of winter.
    >Walking home at night.
    >Decide to take a shortcut through the woods, because fuck it, it's closer.
    >Slowly making my way through the heavy snow, swearing to myself, because this was a really shitty idea.
    >Suddenly a guy jumps out, screaming and waving a wrench
    >He looks way too representable to be a random crazy hobo and doesn't smell of booze. The only real interesting thing about him is his GLORIOUS BEARD and a giant silver crucifix around his neck.
    >"Fucking hell, kid! I nearly killed you! I thought you were one of Them."
    >Disappears into the woods again, telling me to "be safe".
    >Never go into those woods at night again.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:41 No.16373538
    >>16373532
    You ran into a citizen of Rapture, should have asked him for some Adam
    >>16373530
    It also prevents you from adding to the bump limit, allowing the thread to live longer.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:42 No.16373541
    >>16373530
    0/10. Not even worth a macro.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:42 No.16373544
    >>16373511

    Speaking of which.

    Random Encounter while snorkeling somewhere off the coast of Tobago in the Caribbean. Just drifting along enjoying the plant life when suddenly I get the feeling I am being watched.

    Turn to look to either side of me and notice I am currently at the head of a V-Formation of Squids. We swim in synch with each other for several minutes before they break off and head out deeper into the sea.

    I sometimes wonder where they may have lead me if I had followed.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:44 No.16373553
    This is more a drunken story than a random encounter.

    >Drinking with 3 other friends
    >well actually 2 aren't drinking (fucking lightweights) it's only me and the host drinking...
    >decide it's time to play drinking games.
    >2 lightweights don't know how to play poker.
    >decide to play 21
    >take a drink if you go bust, winner gets to nominate someone for a drink
    >go outside and smoke cigars
    >come back, my bad luck has hit me bad by this point
    >host is feeling off, is making excuses for not drinking his vodka shot
    >grab shot and do a rum+vodka
    >decide this is awesome, I'm now doing 2 shots every game
    >games are lasting less than 5 minutes.
    >last thing I remember is me and the host (who has started drinking again) making fun of teh lightweights and shouting about being Gods among men.
    >pass out.
    >wake up minus shirt
    >go to shower, feel awful.
    >electrodes attached to my feet.
    >stagger back and ask what the fuck happened last night.

    apparently the lightweights had called the paramedics because they were worried I was going to die. The host stumbles downstairs and asks what the hell is going on, repeat story, "when the fuck were there paramedics in my house?".

    again not really a random encounter but I really was weirded the fuck out when I found electrodes on my ankles.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:44 No.16373554
    >>16373396
    why please do tell more about yourself
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:46 No.16373561
    >>16373483
    >Melbourne
    Why did I come to Sydney again?

    My random encounter:
    >Be at train station.
    >Be practising duplieren without sword.
    >A random guy appears!
    >Random guy challenges Anon to a samurai duel!
    >"Sorry, I didn't bring my sword."
    >"Oh."
    >Random guy used disappointment!
    >Random guy got away!
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:47 No.16373562
    >>16373553
    I want to know why the paramedics left so quick they didn't even stop to take their electrodes off you.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:48 No.16373565
    >>16373553
    >"fucking lightweights"
    >be that guy who passes out

    nobody likes dealing with your drunk ass
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:50 No.16373571
    >>16373562
    apparently they took my pulse said I'd had too much to drink, laughed about it and left.

    It was a friday night/saturday morning so I expect it wasn't the first time they'd been called out for alcohol related stuff.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:51 No.16373573
    >hurr
    >animal
    >looks at me
    >i look at it
    >we go on about our business
    >i must be a druid

    every story here.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:51 No.16373575
    >>16373565
    hey man, they didn't have to call the paramedics, who just confirmed I was drunk and left.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:54 No.16373582
    >>16373575
    i didnt say anything about the paramedics, its just incredibly puerile to deride someone for not drinking while imbibing until you pass out.

    people tell drinking stories and expect everyone to be impressed or entertained by their passing out and yelling shit, when you were simply a sloppy drunk fuck.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:58 No.16373593
    >>16373582
    It was more the bit about the electrodes, I don't really think anyone wants to hear about me getting drunk, I couldn't just say I'd passed out and woken up with electrodes because summing it up makes my bad story even worse.

    Also I don''t know why I feel the need to explain myself to you because we all had a great time and will do it again when everyone's back from Uni.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:59 No.16373597
    >Out drinking with my buddies
    >Trying to pick up a group of chicks that have been teasing us all night by rubbing up against each other and poledancing
    >Suddenly, a dude who smells like shit walks up to my friend and taps him on the shoulder
    >He is wearing a filthy Rocky t-shirt and has the mullet to end all mullets, in addition to a porno 'stache
    >Says "Excuse me, how much to party with girls?" with a cartoonish Russian accent
    >My friend answers that he is not a pimp and he's pretty sure those girls aren't prostitutes
    >"I understand. You want this."
    >Opens wallet and tries to hand my friend a wad of cash
    >Once again, my friend tries to explain he is not their pimp
    >Rocky pulls out a bag containing what I can only assume is a crack rock and starts dangling it in front of us
    >"You want this, yes?"
    >We inform him that no, we do not want it
    >He shrugs, walks over to the girls and begins talking to them
    >Points to us
    >Next thing we know, we're out on our asses on the street
    >Rocky looks over to us and says "Where now guys?"
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)08:59 No.16373600
    >>16364865
    perhaps she was drunk and had sex with a teenager, and when she woke up and realized what she had done, she called you.
    >> Frosted Weasel !!dLUhj2yYgMt 09/21/11(Wed)09:03 No.16373613
    This story takes place about six months after my first deployment. My buddy Zack and I had been living together for almost a year, and we had become really good friends at this point (no homo). We still are actually, as in, if he called me right now saying he needed me somewhere, I'd drop everything and go. I know he'd do the same for me. Anyway, on with the story!

    Zack and I were hungry as hell, so we stopped at a nearby Wendy's after seeing some movie or another. It was about 10pm and not too much else was open. As we're waiting for our order to come up, this scrawny white kid, couldn't have been more than 19 comes into the Wendy's, orders something, then demands that we pay for it. We tell him to get fucked. He reply's with, "Yo, yo, you best buy my food, nugga, or Imma gat you with my deuce deuce!" He proceeds to pull up his oversized shirt to reveal a small .22 revolver pointed at his groin. We laugh at him. As he walks up to us in what he thought was a threatening manner, Zack shoulder punches him hard enough to knock him on his ass. While he's down there, I stomp his chest, and tell him, "Don't fuck with combat vets." We take pick up our order, wish the cashier a good evening, and leave. On our way out, we see a cop car across the street. Zack wrangles the po-po, whom we tell about the shithead in the Wendy's. The cop says, "Oh, yeah? We've had reports of that little shit. Thanks." He and his partner go over, bust the little fucker, and leave with him in the squad car.

    That was the first, last, and only time I've been accosted like that. It was fucking odd. And goddamn, my adrenaline was spiked for about 20 minutes after.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)09:29 No.16373719
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    >walk home from a party drunk
    >black gentleman comes up to me
    >we walk together talking bullshit
    >walk past an apartment with loud music and people partying
    >we decide to run up there and join the party
    >burst into the apartment, no one knowing us
    >we start dancing
    >everyone staring not knowing what the fuck is going on
    >best party ever
    >we are running this joint
    >they start chasing us out obviously
    >we a beer each and run into the park
    >park is where all the druggies hang out
    >we buy weed
    >sit in the park smoking and drinking
    >our faces
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)10:26 No.16374047
    >be 19
    >live in chicago-nw suburbs
    >walking home from work(a starbucks), winter
    >walking alongside forest preserve with big brown bag of groceries
    >cop car pulls up, cop says something to me
    >Take out head phones, take a step closer figuring its one of the guys who have given me rides home before
    >cop shouts FREEZE! shines car mounted light at me
    >I freeze
    >WHAT. IS. IN. THE. FUCKING. BAG!?
    >Groceries, tilt bag to show contents
    >Light turns off, cop holsters gun I hadn't seen him draw, says Don't walk around the woods after dark, might get yourself murdered.
    >Drives off
    >Next day friendly cops explain to me that those woods are known for satanic activity, and ritual murders.
    >I've lived in this area all my life and gone through those woods more times than I could count, and not known.
    >Cops tell me I'm stupidly fucking lucky
    >Cabs after dark forever
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)10:36 No.16374091
    >>16364819

    She wants to fuck.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)12:52 No.16374934
    >some open air metal festival in Europe
    >arrive, pitch tent, consume beer, sleep
    >wake up, food, beer, chill before gigs etc.
    >suddenly guy comes out of his tent
    >wearing cosy green pyjamas
    >completely undresses in plain view
    >wipes himself with wet towel
    >starts brushing his teeth
    >wat
    >gets dressed again
    >same scene every morning for three days straight
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)12:54 No.16374951
    >>16372038
    >Run from a dozen 14 year olds....
    Should have stood and fought. You'd probably have been able to beat them enough to send them running. Winning a fight's not about who has the most guys, it's about who has the most balls. Unless there's a lot of knifeplay, in which case it's about who loses less blood, or guns in which case it's about who shoots first.
    But these kids don't sound like they were heavily armed.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)13:05 No.16375062
    >>16374951

    beating up minors never show really well in a police report... or in any kind of report
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:30 No.16376346
    >>16373125
    Pulling out guns is a big deal everywhere. We all carry guns here, and if you pull yours out that means shit is going down.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)15:45 No.16376456
    >>16374951

    >Beat up kids in glorious hand to hand combat
    >They sue your ass the next day.
    >You lose in court because of a shitty law system.
    >Life forever ruined.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)16:08 No.16376659
    >wear red ballcap with silver wings sewn to sides
    >be everyone else's random encounter
    >rapidly elevated to urban legend status
    >can't help myself, buy into it with a vengeance
    My favorite time tho was this:
    >Walking down street,
    >pass man well known for not occupying the same plane as the rest of us
    >man known to mutter and rave about flying banana fish and glowing ratsnakes watching from sewer grates while being oblivious to the real world stops when he sees me
    >"nice hat"
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)16:09 No.16376664
    Well, this is kind of a random encounter. Nothing very cool though.

    >Chatting with friend at a table in college cafe.
    >Fedora-clad trenchcoat-wearing neckbeard motherfucking sits down right next to me at the table.
    >We ignore him.
    >He smells like shit.
    >I open my backpack for something, he sees my Tau codex.
    >Super nerdy nasally voice, "Oh you play Warhammer."
    >Oh goddammit.
    >"Yeah."
    >"Awesome, I play Eldar! Tau are pretty cool."
    >Jesus fuck, why do you smells so bad? "Heh, nice."
    >Proceeds to talk about the internet.
    >"Yeah, 4chan is pretty tame now."
    >Says he watched My Little Pony
    >EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW
    >My friend and I make up some bullshit about me having to go turn some paper in to a teacher down the hall.
    >Got the FUCK out.

    Seriously, that kid is everything that is wrong with 4chan. He is the embodiment of complete and utter faggotry. Turns out someone else I know had a similar encounter with him, and my friend nick-named him Feet.

    Goddammit, WHY DOESN'T HE JUST FUCKING SHOWER?!
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)16:09 No.16376665
    >>16373482
    I have that sort of thing happen all the time, but with rattlesnakes. They like to lay in the sun, but they don't want no trouble, and if they see folks coming they'll get out of the way.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)16:13 No.16376704
    >>16373552
    Critters saying howdy doesn't mean anything more than folks saying howdy.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)16:22 No.16376790
    >Complete fabrications
    >Social ineptitude
    >Retardedly short tempers

    Sounds like /tg/, yep.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)16:25 No.16376817
    >>16374047
    >Cabs after dark forever
    Pussy. You were fine for years, why would you stop being fine because of some cops? At most get a gun.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)16:27 No.16376841
    >>16376790
    You've forgotten:
    >animals acting like reasonable creatures instead of attacking on sight like vidya
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)16:46 No.16376992
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    Speaking of druids
    >Aquire some old stale bread out of the physics dep
    >feed local birds up here (Upper Penninsula Michigan)
    >repeat customer in an adolescent female raven
    >Keeps coming back for a month or so
    >head downstate for summer
    >about a month before I head back up there is something on the front porch
    >Its the goddamn raven, same marks, answers to the same name, everything
    >It browbeats all the crows off our land by virtue of being huge
    >rides back upstate to college with me in my jeep in the passenger seat
    >will not leave me alone, will try and get in my dorm room when raining
    >is currently sitting on the backrest of my chair right now
    Goddamn bird will not leave me alone, and is scared to hell of other people so all the other students see is a guy in a jean jacket with a raven on his shoulder turn a corner, then the raven flying off.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)16:48 No.16377014
    >>16376992

    Take a few pics for us! You came to /tg/ with a raven familiar and don't show off a few shoulder shots?
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)16:51 No.16377034
    >>16377014
    I've been trying to for a month now, all I have is a shitty barebones camera phone with no usb jack and this thing is skittish of everything except me.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)16:52 No.16377040
    >>16376992
    hell of a way to get a Crow outfit sorted, if you're a Goth.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)16:52 No.16377043
    >>16376992
    >>16376992
    >repeat customer in an adolescent female raven
    >will not leave me alone, will try and get in my dorm room when raining
    >she wants to fuck
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)16:56 No.16377070
    >>16377040
    Actually, one of the neckbeards we kicked out of the college tabletop group tries to run a VTM larp, half tempted to dress up as a vamp trucker, feed cap, flannel, the works and out goth them just by virtue of having the raven.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)16:56 No.16377074
    >>16377043
    This anon knows what he talks about
    >> Servant of the Emperor 09/21/11(Wed)17:07 No.16377163
    >>16376664
    Then... tell him?
    He can go bitch out it on /b/ later or something, but really, tell Feet to take a shower, with soap, and scalding hot water, and shave.

    Be honest with the guy, he needs Your Help.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)17:13 No.16377231
    I'll try and get some pictures here later of the Ferril the Raven with a borrowed camera, but I have a night class here soon so I cannot guarantee anything.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)17:26 No.16377362
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    I am the random encounter.
    >be gazing out apartment window in SF
    >bum with little kid begging in front of my building
    >asshole businessmen too concerned with their own bullshit for a little charity passing by
    >FUCKTHAT.jpg
    >suit up in ren fair harlequin outfit and paint face
    >burst out front door with a dramatic tumble
    >start tap dancing and singing "you're never fully dressed without a smile"
    >beggar's hat starts filling with change like lightning
    >at the end of my performance beggar thanks me and offers some of money
    >give best clown laugh and tell him no worries
    >go back into apartment feeling like a badass
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)17:35 No.16377474
    >sitting on a bench in town center with some friends
    >random drunk woman comes up to us, asks one of us what school she goes to
    >friends stares at her and says 'I'm 22'
    >she lectures her on what she should be doing with her life and proceeds to piss herself

    And even better, later that same fucking day
    >random drunk sounding foreing guy, iindian or something I think
    >asks us for money
    >we stare at him in confusion
    >turns crazy and voice becomes acidic, starts being super racist and calling us 'fucking whities' or some shit
    >we all stare at him blankly until he turns around
    >as he walks away i offer him some money
    >his face lights up and he reaches to take it
    >i inform him that i do not give money to racists
    >he looks pissed and we walk off laughing

    Not a fuck was given. He went off after that and harrassed some other people before getting shooed away by some police. That was a weird day.
    >> Anonymous 09/21/11(Wed)17:49 No.16377659
    >>16373396
    Details would be swell



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