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  • File : 1316778084.jpg-(87 KB, 800x510, 800px-Dakka.jpg)
    87 KB Painful Elegy 09/23/11(Fri)07:41 No.16396062  
    >Take ork
    >reveal him to slaanesh
    >record what he sees
    >build what he sees
    >we now have weapon with enough dakka.

    Seriously, why has no one done this yet?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)07:42 No.16396067
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    >Enough dakka
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)07:44 No.16396076
    Foolish mortal.

    Slaneesh is the lord of excess.
    Meaning we will have a weapon with TOO MUCH dakka.

    Or possibly not even excessive amounts of dakka are enough.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)07:45 No.16396082
    DERE'S NEVAR ENUFF DAKKA YOU GIT
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)07:46 No.16396086
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    Because it would set have a higher standard of dakka. This would lead to needing more dakka to fight with rival ork tribes.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)07:46 No.16396087
    >>16396062
    >Enough dakka.
    NEVER IS ENOUGH DAKKA!
    >>16396076
    >Too much dakka
    NEVER IS TOO MUCH DAKKA!
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)07:47 No.16396097
    needs more choppy
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)07:48 No.16396101
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    >enough dakka
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)07:48 No.16396105
    Better idea.

    >Send a bunch of orks to the eye of terror.
    >Loot slaanesh.

    Even with that we need MOAR DAKKA!
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)07:49 No.16396115
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    >slaanesh tries to tempt ork with temptations of the flesh
    >ork is confused
    >ork gets angry
    >ork punches amazingly beautiful chaos daemon in the face
    >????????
    >no dakka

    >ork.....do you want more dakka than you could ever dream?
    >DERE IZ NEVA ENOUGH DAKKA YA KAOS GIT NOW LEMME' OUTTA ERE'
    >lulz aborted
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)07:51 No.16396125
    Dem spikey boyz wouldn't know dakka even if they had cybork dakka arms. Instead of sendin' one of da boyz to some spikey godz, send him to Gork. I bet you Gork has the ded 'ard flashy grubbins.
    >> Painful Elegy 09/23/11(Fri)07:51 No.16396126
    Alright then, what if we:

    >give emprah sight
    >show him slaanesh
    >record what he sees
    >Do what we wrote down


    because clearly the Emprah's going to see the perfect way to achieve the imperium's goals.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)07:52 No.16396134
    >>16396115
    >heads off to khorne-y world
    >loot choppa stuff
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)07:52 No.16396140
    >>16396115
    >Wanting ta be let out before ya loot da dakka it wuz talking about.
    >Da boss hopes ya gitz ain't doing dat.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)07:53 No.16396148
    If you want to send the orks into the eye of terror the only way to do it is say the crompin and stompin is best in there. So much so that they need a waaaagh to do it! this would challenge the orks, making them eventually destroy the eye of terror and then after a few thousand year of combat they would return and be strong enough to take out the nids who are battling the crons. As the nids and cron, possibly DE are the only ones left.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)07:54 No.16396156
    >>16396134
    >>16396140
    >implyin i didn' alredy loot it da first thing wen i got dere

    >how de wez workin deze compootaz anywayz?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)08:00 No.16396195
    >Loot slaanesh.

    Fuck yes.

    Better yet, Looted Khorne. More choppy.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)08:01 No.16396207
    >>16396156
    >da mek sed it was for better dakka lernin
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)08:03 No.16396222
    >>16396207
    >all i see is umie' porn

    >but at least the letters are GREEN

    >GREEN IS BEST, WAAAAAGH
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)08:04 No.16396228
    >>16396222
    >WE BEEN TRICKED!
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)08:11 No.16396259
    >Ork becomes Slannesh worshipper
    >Recieves more dakka
    >Not enuff!
    >Continues fighting for Slannesh, recieves ever-increasing dakka
    >STILL NOT ENUFF DAKKA! MORE!
    >Slannesh sheds single tear of pride.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)08:20 No.16396303
    >Slaanesh tempts ork with most dakka weapon ever created
    >Ork immediately tries it out on Slaanesh
    >Minus 1 chaos god
    >justasplanned.jpg
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)08:25 No.16396329
    Slaanesh becomes your desire.

    >ork uses slaanesh to dakka, but slaanesh controls the ork just like the fluff says
    >> Painful Elegy 09/23/11(Fri)08:36 No.16396367
    >>16396329

    Exactly. If slaanesh becomes your desire, then you simply record what an ork sees, and you'll get what I said.

    or a worthy adversary. it's probably 50/50 with orks.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)08:38 No.16396376
    >>16396367
    Wouldn't the Ork's head just explode? There's no such thing as enuff dakka, so the Ork would get stuck in some kind of feedback loop, adding more and more barrels onto the weapon.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)08:38 No.16396378
    Orks
    Slaanesh = never ending wihs for more dakka and choppy
    khorne = fighting
    nurgle = spread as a fungus
    tzeentch? fuck planning WAAAAAGH!
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)08:39 No.16396384
    >>16396378
    >not being ded kunnin'
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)08:40 No.16396389
    >>16396376
    this.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)08:40 No.16396391
    >>16396378
    hold on a sec... Gork and Mork are the gods of the orks therefore embody all these aspects (as well as being cunning) so the ork gods could defeat the chaos gods if they so wished...?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)08:41 No.16396394
    >>16396391
    Yeah, but the only opponent brutal and kunnin' enough for Gork to fight is Mork. And vice-versa.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)08:42 No.16396400
    >>16396391

    Sure, but they already curbstomped Khorne once and decided he was such a pansy he wasn't even worth killing. So now they just sort of ignore the chaos gods.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)08:42 No.16396404
    >>16396391
    Gork and Mork are hinted at being the most powerful warp entities out there.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)08:46 No.16396417
    >>16396378
    khorne is brutal, tzeentch is cunning.
    but neither of them is brutally cunning, or cunningly brutal.
    >> Painful Elegy 09/23/11(Fri)08:47 No.16396421
    >>16396404

    Well, they did kick nurgle's ass...
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)08:52 No.16396451
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    The definition of Dakka necessarily precludes the possibility of there ever being enough. You could build a weapon with the most dakka that a weapon has ever had, and it would still need moar dakka.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)08:58 No.16396480
    >record what he sees
    >build what he sees
    There's a problem. An Ork would see every possible dakka in the universe, placed overlapping, tiled to infinity and back, and fractal'd down to microscopic levels. Then, painted Red.
    Such a device could not possibly be constructed due to every gun barrel overlapping an infinite number of other gun barrels.

    Unless, of course, the orks BELIEVE it can be constructed.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)08:58 No.16396484
    >gork and mork

    There is not enough lore on them, anybody have a scan of the story of them besting nurgle?

    I wonder how the chaos gods look at them, hell I figured they'd have at least met with Khorne for a punch up once or twice.
    >> Painful Elegy 09/23/11(Fri)09:02 No.16396497
    wait, what was the negative to worshiping slaanesh again?

    Or the reason that people don't abuse her desire granting powers?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:02 No.16396498
    I'm fairly certain older fluff outright stated Gork and Mork were the most powerful entities in the Warp and can easily beat the shit out of any Chaos god, even Khorne, if they stop fighting each other for five minutes, and have done so whenever they've managed to get along.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:04 No.16396510
    There's a way to build enuff dakka. You just have to use everything in the dakka so it's an impossibility to add more dakka, because there's nuffink to add.

    The last time we tried this we had a universe gun that fired itself.

    The problem with enuff dakka is that there's nothing you can actually fire it at, because there's literally nuffink BUT dakka.

    Before you ask, no, you can't add spikes, every last bit of it is fractal spikes with more spikes on the spikes all the way down to subatomic levels.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:08 No.16396524
    >>16396510

    STILL NOT ENUF DAKKA!
    >> Painful Elegy 09/23/11(Fri)09:10 No.16396540
    >>16396510

    We sue quantum fluctuations to trigger the creation of more stuff to add more dakka.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:12 No.16396548
    >>16396510
    >turn all matter in universe into giant gun
    >fire at the warp
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:13 No.16396555
    >>16396540

    So thiz shoota iz built outtta everythink, roight? Now, wut we iz gonna do, we iz gonna make a flashy grubbinz THAT DOUBLES EVERYTHINK! THAT'S TWICE THE DAKKA!
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:13 No.16396558
    WAIT YA GITZ I GOTS AN IDEA
    WOT IF DERE WOZ A WAY DAT YA KAN TURN AN ORK
    INTA A GUN
    AND DEN WE MAKE DA 'OLE OONIVERS INTA ORKZ?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:14 No.16396567
    >>16396555
    I 'tink gubbinz that triple everyting 'd be much betta, bawss.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:15 No.16396572
    >>16396510
    This is what the tyranids are actually running from, their old galaxy was converted by orks into a giant dakka.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:16 No.16396581
    >>16396558

    DATZ NOT ENNUF DAKKA!
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:17 No.16396583
    >>16396572
    The tyrannids aren't running.
    The tyrannids WERE THE AMMO.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:17 No.16396585
    >>16396572
    Holy fuck. That makes sense.
    The tyranids are running from a wave of starship sized bullets, cannon shells as big as moons and missiles the size of planets.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:17 No.16396587
    >>16396583

    *mad at the revelation*
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:17 No.16396590
    >>16396567

    Now dat's roight orky thinkin'! You might be a nob one day!
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:18 No.16396594
    >>16396583
    >orcs using organic rounds
    wat.
    >> Painful Elegy 09/23/11(Fri)09:20 No.16396601
    >>16396590

    naw waitz a minnut. Why jus have triple errythin when we cun hab errythin skuared? Errythin times errythin must be bigguh than tripple errythin.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:21 No.16396606
    >>16396548
    At that point you've defeated the purpose of dakka because there's noone left to watch it.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:21 No.16396612
    >>16396581
    AR YER RITE.
    WAIT I GOT ANUVVA IDEA
    WOT IF WE GOT FLASHY GUBBINS DAT TURNS DAKKA
    INTA TOO TIMEZ DA DAKKA
    AN' IT GETZ TOO TIMEZ AZ FAST EVRY TIME YA OOZE IT?
    NOW I IZNT A MEKBOY BUT DA MEKS SEZ SUMFIN ABOWT "INFUNIT" SEE REES AN "INFUNIT" DAKKA IN "FINUT" TIME.
    KOODENT MAKE 'EDS OR ARSES ABOWT IT BUT MEKS SEZ DATS A LOTTA DAKKA.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:22 No.16396613
    >>16396601
    >are_you_a_nob.jpg
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:22 No.16396614
    >>16396601

    Now wait..dat's evferythink...times everythink...argh! Me brain hurts! Dat is weirdboy thinkin', dat is!
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:25 No.16396628
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    >>16396606
    What if you make a gun that, as its bullets, shoots out Orkz?
    That way you can turn everything into Dakka, and still have someone around to appreciate it.
    Even better, your bullets will then go and turn everything into more Dakka.
    >> Painful Elegy 09/23/11(Fri)09:26 No.16396634
    >>16396612

    Nah, wez make a gubbin dat instead of just have dakka, make dakka. Den dat dakka makez dakka and coninuez foevah. Den we getz more dakka fo eech dakka.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:26 No.16396635
    >>16396555
    STILL
    >>16396567
    NOT
    >>16396601
    ENUFF
    >>16396612
    DAKKA!!!
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:26 No.16396636
    >>16396614
    >>16396612
    >>16396601

    AN' IF WE DUN' FIN' ANYMOAR DAKKA IN DA UNIVERZE, WE ZHULL TRAVEL TO NUTHER' UNIVERZE!

    PAIN' DA ZHEEP DOUBLE RED BOYZ!!!
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:27 No.16396639
    So do you guys know about the big bang?

    Well yeh, i think you get my idea.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:28 No.16396642
    BOYZ.
    BOYZ.
    WOT WE NEED
    ARE VON NEWYMAN BULLETS.
    I'm drawin' up da greenprints now.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:29 No.16396650
    >>16396635
    So what you're saying is.
    Even if we make a gun that somehow destroys and creates an infinite amount of universes per second
    There's always the possibility of duct-taping more dakka onto it?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:29 No.16396654
    >>16396635
    >>16396642

    NO NO!
    WE ZHUL' BUIL' A GUN DAN ZHOOT OONIVERZEZ!
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:29 No.16396655
    There's a story of how Slaanesh tried to impress the Ork Gods. he builded the biggest and Dakkest gun in the whole world. Mork took the Gun and whailed Slaanesh with it saying "NEEDZ MOAR DAKKA YOU GIT"
    and since that day Slaanesh left the orks alone
    >> GL Pretentious Hipster !!NU1qDw5ZF2C 09/23/11(Fri)09:29 No.16396659
    >>16396642
    The Horror
    THE HORROR.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:30 No.16396661
    >>16396650
    Of course. Aleph numbers.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:30 No.16396662
    >>16396642
    Use redprintz ya git, we don't hav all day.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:31 No.16396672
    You're all missing the point here.

    The pursuit of more dakka is the perfect embodiment of the idea that the journey matters more than the destination.

    That's why orks always seek to have more dakka, but never to have enough.
    >> Painful Elegy 09/23/11(Fri)09:32 No.16396674
    >>16396662

    dun juz stan dere, paint dem redprints red! dubble redprints much fastah den regulah redprints.
    >> Painful Elegy 09/23/11(Fri)09:34 No.16396681
    >>16396672

    Buh datz dah ting. Bah plannin wayz to getz ennuff dakka, we be followin' dah path tah more dakka.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:34 No.16396683
    Boyz, wut if we made a shoota...that dakka'd shootas? An those shootas'd dakka shootas too! An those shootas'd dakka shootas too! An so on!
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:34 No.16396686
    >>16396628
    The Orks have made a gun that shoots squigs or gretchins, cant remember which one, but it involves them travelling though the warp and when they arrive they are mad.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:34 No.16396690
    Righto, you ladz want lots 'a dakka? Ya make a gun so big, when ya shoot it, it makes da ooniverse. 'Dat whole Big Bang wierdboy zogg.

    But den, dis is da kicker, da whole ooniverse EXPLODES. An' it just keeps doin' it, making ooniverses and blowing dem up. And da bang is so loud it ekoes around and da humies hear it (in da new ooniverse), and thing dey hear some Dark Matter zoggin nonsense.

    Now we gots dat sorted, we gets a time machine. And shoot da ooniverse gun at it. Da boom goes back in time and ya have two ooniverses blowing up. And bof of DEM fire at da time machine when they come back around. And it goes on like dat.

    Still not enough dakka but a zoggin' lot if ya ask me.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:34 No.16396691
    >>16396672

    So the dakka is in fact the search of the orkish perfection?

    What if... what if Dakka is the real goddess of the orks and the orks want to go back with their heavenly mother?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:36 No.16396703
    >>16396691

    Movver? Wut is dat? Dat sounds roight unorky ter me!
    An besides, we iz not just wantin more dakka...we needs more choppa, more speed an more stompin too!
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:36 No.16396704
    >>16396672
    >get-a-load-ov-dis-grot-kam
    Ya still playin' yer filosofee gamez up dere son?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:36 No.16396705
    >>16396686

    the sokk attakk gun, you dumb git!
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:41 No.16396731
    >>16396703
    >>16396703

    Don't worry pal, cry on my shoulder, we'll help you find your lost mother.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:41 No.16396733
    >>16396690
    And for a bit of fun, once yeh done da time machine fing a few times and are getting bored, start shootin' em at each uvver.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:41 No.16396738
    >>16396686
    shoots snotlings actually.

    Shokk Attack gun, Mek's use them to fire snotlings through a semi stable warp portal and into an enemy either inside their armour or inside their body
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:42 No.16396744
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    >>16396704
    >get-a-load-ov-dis-grot-kam

    I am posting merely to say that the idea of this image made me laugh long and hard
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:42 No.16396745
    >>16396672
    >SORKATEZ

    Someone on /tg/ should be able to do something constructive with Sorkatez
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:44 No.16396757
    >>16396745
    Also the bigger the orks are the cleverer they are so I imagine Sorkatez to be titan size.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:47 No.16396779
    >>16396062
    But you can't build an infinite plane of guns that shoot other guns into guns, which explode into billions of guns.
    >> Painful Elegy 09/23/11(Fri)09:47 No.16396782
    >>16396757


    wait. Duz dat mean we'z ahh supah hyooge?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:51 No.16396794
    >>16396782
    >supah hyooge

    I'll take that as "super huge" and yes it is theriosed orks can be that big. OR BIGGER
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:51 No.16396796
    If we ever achieve Enough Dakka or, heaven forbid, Too Much Dakka, the Ork economy will collapse. It will entirely devalue Dakka, and it will drag the Choppy down with it. Previous levels of Dakka will be insufficient to support even a single household of Boyz, and the Dakka trade defecit will ruin them.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:52 No.16396803
    >>16396796
    orks trade in teeth not dakka. Though I see your point.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:53 No.16396811
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    So, what we've done iz we have dis rawket dat can turn a star inna a black 'ole, see. And as dis system ere is binary un wif a hypagaint, the catastroffic collapse of dat hypagiant inna the black ole will release a gamma ray burst and fry jus about everything within bout 1000 light years.

    We've got our best meks and dere grots working on how to make it choppier and get more dakka innit
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:54 No.16396825
    EKSESSIFF DAKKA IZ NOT ENUFF DAKKA

    PINK BOYZ MUCK ABOUT WIFF THER DAKKA TO MAK IT PRETTY WIFF SILLY PINK BITZ WEN YOU KOULD HAFF ADD MORE DAKKA IN PLACE OF ZAT!
    LESS MUCKING AROUND AND MORE BIZNIZZ AND RED IZ MUCH BETTER THAN PINK, PINK DOES NUTHING ANY COLOR IZ BETTER THAN THAT
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:57 No.16396852
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    Deffboss is da biggest an' da smartest! He figgurd dat being choppy an' stompy is best and not none dem flashy big shootas.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:57 No.16396854
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    Why don't the orcs just make a gun the destroys everything that ever existed, and then remake reality out of dakka.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)09:59 No.16396866
    Platork.

    'Now see ere, ya gitz. Dere is dis cave, roight? No no, not a real cave, ya grot! Dis ere is a meta...metaf..a story cave, roight? An dere is orks sitting in dis cave! An deze orks haf lived in dis cave all dere lives since dey was gruntz. Now dere'z a roight big fire burning in diz cave, behind dem orks. And between dem orks an da fire dere is a gubbinz dat moves fings like dakka an stompa an choppa back an forth, so da orks see da shadow of dose fings on da cavewall.

    Now, da orks ave never seen REAL dakka an choppa an such, so they'd assume dat da shadows they see are da real dakka an choppa! While every ork knows a shadow of a shoota ain't nearly as dakka as a real shoota! Stop laughin, ya grot! I'm tryin ter make a point ere!

    So dem orks wouldn't know da real dakka if dey saw it! An if one of dose boyz went outta dat cave, he'd see all the fings he could stomp an wouldn't know he could stomp em! But if he stayed out da cave fer a while, he'd learn about da REAL dakka an choppa an speed, an den he could WAAAGH properly, like a real ork!

    An if he went back into da cave, to tell da uvver orks about da real WAAAGH outside, they wouldn't believe him, see? Cause they'd fink da shadows were da real WAAAGH, so they'd stomp him fer bein unorky.

    See, da point is..point is..dat you lot need ter WAAAGH as hard as yer can, cause yer might FINK yer WAAAGHing really hard, but it might not be da REAL WAAAGH! Now go stomp some humies!
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)10:03 No.16396900
    Ya gibs zeemz to mizz ze point!

    IT WUD STIL NEED MORE CHOPPA!
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)10:10 No.16396953
    >>16396866
    Shillork.

    Djuz venn da orkz is WAAGHin' iz dem relley cump... com... all orky 'n stuff, an' only venn dey iz able to be all orky 'n stuff doez dey WAAAGH.
    >> Platork 09/23/11(Fri)10:17 No.16396996
    >>16396906

    Alroight, yer git. But yer better be lissenin, so yer can learn ter be a proper ork!

    Now, dere was dis humie once. He 'ad loadsa teeth! He ad so many teeth he traded em fer a gubbinz dat made it so no-ork could see im when he ad it. After dis humie died, da uvver humies locked him in a undeerground room with his gubbinz an teeth, cause humies are weird like dat.

    Now, one day an Ork came by an found da entrance to da room! Like a proper Ork he looted da whole fink, an found da gubbinz.

    When he returned to his boyz, he found dey couldn't see him! An after a while, he went roight unorky. Instead of crumpin da humies, he just walked by em cause dey couldn't see him! In da end, one of da weirdboyz spotted him when he was trying ter sneak into da warbosses tent like a grot an exploded him all over da place.

    So, da point of a da story is dat yer should stick with yer boyz an don't mess with humie gubbinz, or ya might become roight unorky.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)10:19 No.16397010
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    You know how andromeda is supposed to slam into the milky way some time in the far off future?

    yeah, cause of orks.

    Apparently some orks never got the memo that time traveling and crossing trans galactic space were difficult. They pretty much conquered the entirety of the andromeda galaxy and decided that their act of "close to enuff dakka" was to crash theirs galaxy into ours.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 09/23/11(Fri)10:21 No.16397021
    AT LAST! I have finally gotten word of my planewalker scouts, and it seems that they've finally found the Elemental Plane of Dakka.
    Now I just have to find a way to weaponize it and sell it, like what I did to the Elemental Plane of Missiles. Them Macross dudes sure pay well. Will Orkz pay well as well?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)10:25 No.16397039
    >>16397021
    ALL MY TEEF!

    And weaponizing it is easy. Just open a gate of arbitrary size and point it at the enemy.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)10:26 No.16397049
    So, In the grimdark future, there is never enough dakka ?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)10:33 No.16397099
    >>16397049
    you know the big bang?

    well, what if you had 2 of them?

    if you have 2, why not 3?
    3 is better than 2

    and so on. Such is the case for dakka. Even if you have infinite dakka, there's always the possibility no matter how remote than you can add a plus 1 to that infinity.
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 09/23/11(Fri)10:34 No.16397106
    >>16397039
    Yeah, I mean, I have to devise a foolproof way to open said portal in their universe. Each universe have their own quirks, ya dig? So sometimes I gotta read up on that universe's particular 'thread', and then make a device that will reliably open the portal when needed.
    And it seems like the Ork's own WAAAGGGHHH field have given me an idea. I'll be back, right after I 'enlist' a few Weirdboyz and a few Mekboyz. I should have something ready for them.
    >> Platork 09/23/11(Fri)10:36 No.16397120
    >>16396996

    So, it'z storytimez again!

    Now, imagine da WAAAAGH! is a big Kruizer, wiv all der orks on it. Now, yer want yer kruizer to go straight fer da biggest scrap, roight? But one of da boyz'll say dat da biggest scrap is dis way, an anuvver dat is is dat way! An so all da boyz will want ter go a different way an stomp eachuvver an da kruizer won't be going anywhere.

    Dat is roight nuts. So, wut yer need ta get to da biggest scrap as fast as possible is one ork ter say where ya need ta go! But yer need ta be sure dat dat one ork knows where da biggest scrap is, or da kruizer'll go da wrong way!

    So you'll need ter make da best ork da boss. Dat ork must not just be kunningly brutal ta crump fings when ya get to da scrap, but also brutally kunning, so he knows where ta fin dat scrap.Only wiv one of dose bosses can yer have a proper WAAAAGH!

    So, da point is..oh, hello boss. Oh, nothink, i wuz just muckin about. now, i'll go an stomp som grotz..see yer later boss!
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)10:36 No.16397121
    >>16397106
    Just make something that looks cool an' shooty.
    If they believe it to be cool an' shooty, it will be.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)10:38 No.16397127
    Der was a boy wot went to shoot sum dakka, a bit of da dakka went in da ground and was lost, anuther bit was eat by squigz, anuther went in a hole wiff bugz in it dat grew all over, 'nuther was stole by grotz mucking about and a bit went in the enemiz and sploded 40, 60 timez more.

    If ye haff earz ta lissen lissen.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)10:44 No.16397162
    >>16397127
    Us name be WAAAGH!!! cause us be many.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)11:02 No.16397277
    >>16397127
    Why do ya call me, ‘Bozz, Bozz,’ an do not do wot I zay? 47 I will show ya whot he’z like who comez ta me and hearz my wordz and putz dem into praktiz. He iz like an ork bildin a trukk, wo add lotsa dakka and paint the arma red fer fastah. When a WAAAAGH came, de enemiz ztruck dat trukk but kuld not bust it, ‘coz it waz well built and had lotsa dakka. But the one who hearz my wordz and doez not put dem into praktiz iz like a grot who built a trukk wiff no dakka. The momint the WAAAAGH ztruck dat trukk, it busted and itz got stomped real good.
    >> bulletsmakingbulletsmakingbulletsmakingbulletsmakingbulletsmakingbullet Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)11:04 No.16397288
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    I've got a redprints bawss!
    It's simple, stuff goes in da front and da bullet turns it inta metal in da fusion chamber, which is then used by the assembly chamber to make more bullets. Fing is, it needs a lot of power, and it draws power from da WAAAGH, (i gotta thank the weirdboy for dat'un), so it's only gonna work on big waaaaaghs.
    >> Nameless 09/23/11(Fri)11:05 No.16397296
    >Take ork
    >reveal him to Slaanesh
    >Slaanesh is unable to manifest as enough dakka. Division by zero error.
    >Eye of Terror implodes.

    Why has no-one done THIS yet?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)11:10 No.16397342
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    This thread delivers.

    Have a Munitorum loli.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)11:10 No.16397348
    >>16397277
    Nobody makez a big gun and putz it unner a git or burri it, it bringz it on de biggest trukk fer erryun ta see an be jeller!
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)11:26 No.16397464
    >>16397348
    Da boyz uv a certen rich boss made gud dakka. 17 He thoght to hisself, ‘Wot shall I do? I aff no place fo all mi dakka.’ “Den he sed, ‘Dis iz wot I’ll do. I will tear down mi trukks and build bigger unes, and dere I will put all mi dakka and mi boyz. 19 And I’ll say to misself, “You haff lotsa of good stuff, take it eazy; eet, drink and muck ubbout.” ’ “But de Bigger Boss said to him, ‘You git! This very night yer will be stomped by me! Den who will get wot you haff prepered fer yersself?’ Me!
    And Bigger Boss stomped him good and took all his stuff and boyz to make a big WAAAAGH!
    Dis iz how it goes wiff anyun who stores up stuff fer hisself but iz not redy fer de Bigger Boss.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)11:44 No.16397592
    >>16397464
    S’ppoz un ov yu had a gretchin mucking or looking after de squiz. Would he say to the grot when he comez in from da WAAAAGH, ‘Come wiff me now and sit down ta eet’? Would he not say isted, ‘Make me grub, and get yerself ready and wait on me eetin and drinkin; after dat you may do woteva?’ Would he thank the gretchin becoz he did what he was told to do?
    De answa iz NO you gitz.
    So you too, when you haff done errything you were told ta do, should say, ‘We are unworthy grotz; we haff only done our duty to da Boss.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)11:47 No.16397608
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16396062/
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 09/23/11(Fri)11:49 No.16397628
    Ludvig Orkgenstein.

    Lissen up, ya gitz...Life's a game, see, an' da objeckt is ta be da biggest and da strongest, and ya learn 'ow to do that when ya crawl out of da ground.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)11:53 No.16397646
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>16397628
    Nie... Ni... Dat git wiff da funni name.

    Gork is ded an' I stomp'd 'im ded. Now I'z da strongest foa evah!
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)11:56 No.16397677
    >>16397646
    Immanuff Kont

    Always haff the dakka as a mean to more dakka nevar as the end itself.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)12:06 No.16397759
    Show Orks Touhou, receive lots of dakka, raise the bar!

    Might not be enough but damn if it isnt pjootiful!
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)12:10 No.16397790
    “A fah moar glorious WWAAAAAAAAGGGHH's waitin!' Not a skirmish or some other gittery, but a real honest to Mork an Gork, WAAAAAAGGGGH! A WAAAAAAAAGH filled with 400 billion orks! Da destrouction of dah puny hummies!”
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)12:11 No.16397800
    >>16397677
    Djon sturt mull: Da most dakka fer da most boyz.

    O'corse, dis teary haz de flawh in dat the bestin way t'go abut it iz ta hav all da boyz uz der dakka awn EECH UDDER.

    Oo. Roight. Dat ain't a flawh.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)12:14 No.16397814
    >>16397759
    You are now aware that orks are youkai and that danmaku is the archaic form of dakka.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)12:49 No.16398066
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    >>16397759
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)13:15 No.16398266
    >>16398066
    That applies to both orks and d&d parties.
    It's a pretty generic course of action in hindsight.
    Is it lootable?
    yes->Loot it
    No->Dakka it
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)13:27 No.16398361
    >>16398266

    Ergo D&D parties are Orks.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)13:50 No.16398539
    What about a plane of existence in which each subatomic particle is another universe, therefore creating an infinite amount of fractal omniverses?

    If every particle in this "Omniverse+" was fired at every other particle in the O+, in every possible configuration in multiple alternate Onmniverses, in such a way that the force of the impact generated infinite amounts of alternate dimensions in which the exact same situation was also playing out.

    Could this scenario be extrapolated to get enough Dakka?
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)14:36 No.16398888
    >>16398361
    By the same logic D&D parties and Orks are both little girls (with magical powers).
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)14:39 No.16398906
    >>16398888
    Imokwiththis.jpg
    >> Painful Elegy 09/23/11(Fri)16:25 No.16399769
    >>16398888

    Iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)16:28 No.16399787
    >>16398539
    >could exponentially infinite, multi-reality spanning amounts of dakka be extrapolated into enough dakka

    NO YA GROT!
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)20:37 No.16402657
    BACK TO PAGE ONE WITH YOU
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)20:52 No.16402834
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    Oi fink dat the resun you gits are so pashnit wiv dakka is cuz yer intrestid in eachuver's bodes.
    >> Anonymous 09/23/11(Fri)20:57 No.16402891
    >>16402834
    >Oi fink dat the resun you gits are so pashnit wiv dakka is cuz yer intrestid in eachuver's DAKKA.

    Fixd dat fur ya



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