>Abaddon Quest

It's....back?

Important Personal:
>Kharn the Betrayer
>Ahriman
>Lucius the Eternal
>Typhus
>Doomrider
>Eliphas
>Master of Hounds, an Iron Warrior cyborg
>Archaíos/Archaíos, a two headed terminought
>Ishdra, your waifu
>Noddaba, your horribly named abomination of a tentacle-spawn
>Asuya, High Seer of Terra
>Asukan, a Khornate Wraith-Giant

You look down upon the destroyed body of the Malal cultist before you. His head and torso are bloody gibs splattered across the floor, both having just been hit by bolter rounds. The bomb under his flak jacket has not gone off as it is still under stasis by your warp wave.

Several mortals jump back as their brains process what has just happened. Your chaos marines instinctively start scanning the workshop, trying to spot the cultist’s shooter. Ahriman instantly draw his own bolter and forms a fiery wisp with his other hand while looking around himself.

What now, warmaster?

(rolls are 1d100 with higher being better, and any rolls of 66, 77, 88, or 99 will result in that action being chosen above all and "enhanced", as it has clearly been blessed by the Dark Gods)

YES YES YES
YES YES YES
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YES YES YES
YES YES YES
YES YES YES
YES YES YES
YES YES YES
YES YES YES
YES YES YES
YES YES YES

>>16400905
I would say yes, yes it is

HELL
YES

rolled 28 = 28

>>16400912
Bitch slap Sindri.

It has been awhile.

rolled 7 = 7

rolled 48 = 48

>>16400912
scan the area, toss mortals in the direction the shot came from.

Ask Ahri if he sees the bastard

rolled 71 = 71

this reminds me, did Kharn and the Eldar farseer ever get together?

rolled 23 = 23

First off FUCK YEAH ABADDASS QUEST

Secondly
>>16400951
We should slap some shit. It really has been a while.

Thridly, I find it amusing that we literally just had a thread asking where Abaddon Quest went this morning.

rolled 81 = 81

>>16400951
you cant slap him, he's bound to your arm
instead, slap whoever stands next to you and curse this cowardly malal fool

rolled 24 = 24

Slap the nearest servant.
Then try and find the shooter.

>>16400991
OP saw his people suffering and got off his ass.

Also

Mind flay the FUCK out of every living entity in front of us in a 30 meter cone using Sindri. I don't care if we can see the coward he is getting brain fucked.

rolled 77 = 77

>>16400987
I think she's a lesbian

rolled 48 = 48

>>16401014
>77
The dice Gods are pleased with the return of Abaddon quest.

bumed this pic off of a draw thread

also see if Arhiman can trace the source of the psykic meltdown

rolled 86 = 86

>>16401014
Well clearly she is now.

Rolling to have everyone drop their weapons immediately.

rolled 22 = 22

>>16401012
Rolling for this.

rolled 85 = 85

>>16400912
(Guess who missed a post.)

ROLLING TO FIND THE SHOOTER,CHARGE HIM AND CUT HIM INTO LITTLE BITE SIZED NIBLETS.

>>16401042
rerolling

rolled 87 = 87

>>16400855
Tear the fuckers soul back from the Warp before it gets too far and question the sonofabitch using Sindri
ROLLIN' FOR EPIC

rolled 57 = 57

>>16400855

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Also,regarding >>16400912

Ask Tzeentch to give you Demonic Vision or some shit. I mean, we're not the fucking Warmaster for no good reason.

Or even better,ask Ahriman to do it. We need to cooperate,seeing how pissed off that little weakling is.

AAHHHG i cant brain today>>16401084

rolled 3 = 3

>>16401012
This only also used our Doc Ock tentacles and Sindri/Araghast.

HIT EVERYTHING WITH EVERYTHING

rolled 100 = 100

>>16400980
this

rolled 33 = 33

>>16401089
YES! more warp punching!

rolled 4 = 4

ONE MORE TRY>>16401098

rolled 17 = 17

>>16401089
supporting now that I figured out how to roll again

>>16401012

this

>>16401113
Acting quickly you begin surveying the area as well. You look about in an attempt to spot the shooter, but cannot see anyone running off or holding a bolter or any sort. Frustrated, you grab several nearby mortals and hurl them in the direction from where the bolts came. Several crewmen are killed while hitting the ground or smack up against astartes armour.

You turn to Ahriman and ask him if he saw the assassin. The sorcerer shakes his head. "I...did not, Abaddon. I was watching you interrogate the Malalist when the shots were fired. I didn't see anything."

rolled 57 = 57

KILL EVERY MORTAL IN THE ROOM

rolled 26 = 26

>>16401210
All astartes don helmets, vent room's atmo into space

rolled 98 = 98

>Tear the fuckers soul back from the Warp before it gets too far and question the sonofabitch using Sindri
RE-ROLLIN' FOR EPIC

rolled 44 = 44

>>16401210
>>16401119
now? don't even try to mock me chaos gods

rolled 25 = 25

>>16401210
Kill every non-named person in the room. The gunman shall escape.

rolled 7 = 7

>>16401210

KILL EVERYONE THEN.

rolled 55 = 55

>>16401210
Get every loyal Psyker we've got on the job NOW!

rolled 92 = 92

>>16401210
Allright,being reasonable does obviously not work here. Do bitchslap the guards for being so lazy, do not bitchslap Ahriman because we still need him.

Also, try to tap into the warp and search for any flickering soul in your proximity that does not wear the Tain- , the Gift of Chaos.

rolled 70 = 70

>>16401210
Asking for a table, some chairs, then sitting down and drinking some tea while meditating our course of action.

>>16401237
Not willing to let your only living lead escape, you ready to punch the warp once more.

You pulling your arm back and thrust Sindri forward, a tear in reality forming alongside the swing of the daemon-fist. You thrust Sindri into the immaterium rip. His psychic waves ripple through it and cause warp goop to ooze out.

You fondle around your arm and grasp something. You tighten your grip, but suddenly feel an extreme heat scorching your arm.

rolled 18 = 18

>>16401210
Putting on our Kamina sunglasses, and proceed to invoke the power of all our chaos gods to teleport immediately in front of the culprit.

rolled 33 = 33

>>16401305

kamina glasses on, lets win this tug of war

rolled 60 = 60

>>16401305
rip it out anyway, whatever it is

rolled 50 = 50

>>16401305
Disregard heat, acquire cultist soul.

rolled 78 = 78

>>16401305
yank him out, break all his limbs and get to intergating, if that don't work, munch his brain and learn it manualy

rolled 77 = 77

>>16401324
This. Put on the glasses and set cruise control on cool.

But,before we pull it out, give it a good punch, to show that we do not tolerate such nasty behaviour like resisting us.

rolled 19 = 19

>>16401305
FUCK THAT SHIT PULL THAT FUCKER OUTTA THERE AND SLAP HIM SILLY

rolled 53 = 53

>>16401354
I support this

rolled 11 = 11

>>16401354
Nurgel likes this quest

rolled 35 = 35

>>16401305
yank it out. If it resists, HEAD-BUTT IT

Reaching into your armour with your other hand, you pull out a pair of sharp orange shades. A relic once worn by a famous Cthonian Titan Princeps.

You continue pulling on the thing in the warp as burning wisps lick at your arm. You can see the heat almost melting away at plasteel, but through your great endurance it manages to hold together strong and you yank the thing out of the rip.

You see the Malalist's soul drop out before you. You immediately bring down Sindri and punch the soul. Warp goo splatters and the cultist screams out as you crush it's essence.

rolled 48 = 48

>>16401456
hand over its remains for examination

rolled 66 = 66

>>16401456
NOW!
>SMASH
WHERE!
>PUNCH
WERE!
>BASH
WE!?
>MANGLE

>>16401456
Interrogate him. Demand to know who his master is and threaten him with psychic torture if he refuses.

rolled 96 = 96

>>16401480
Damn, that was fast

>>16401480
well that was fast

>>16400855
I love you.

rolled 50 = 50

>>16401480
Slaanesh supported a violent action?

rolled 80 = 80

>>16401456

Pin his essence with the doc oc arms, go straight for the essence's gut.

Find out who his cohort was

rolled 98 = 98

>>16401456

Now, do it the proper way: Grab him by the throat and demand answers. If he is unwilling to cooperate, first tell him of all the evil things Chaos can do to a soul.

If that doesn't work,tell him that he will suffer the same fate as Sindri. Then force Sindri to tell the Malal Cultist how you raped him.

rolled 38 = 38

>>16401456
"AND NOW, TELL ME WHAT I ALREADY KNOW !"
SMASH

>>16401480
You ask the cultist what the two of you were talking about before he died, while emphasizing each word with a strike against his soul.

You hear a psychic whimper. "You wanted to know everything I did..."

rolled 38 = 38

>>16401544
"DAMN RIGHT !"
SMASH
"AND NOW"
SMASH
"ANSWER ME !"

rolled 57 = 57

>>16401544
I
>BAM
STILL
>BAM
DO!
>SMASH!
TALK!

rolled 6 = 6

>>16401544
WELL SPIT IT OUT BITCH BEFORE I USE YOUR SOUL AS LUBE FOR MY RAPINGS

rolled 25 = 25

>>16401544
Ah, yes.

Spill your guts before I Re-Spill them. Then I will let you back into the warp. or bind you to some of my equipment. Or let ahriman toy around with you, I'm sure he'd love having an honest to god war soul to screw around with.

Don't cooperate and I will hand you to Lucius as a toy

rolled 17 = 17

>>16401582
this

rolled 32 = 32

>>16401544

interrogate him, after he tells us what he knows, send him to the newly born Slaneesh so he can spend his entire existance having things that are not to pleasant to the rectum being done to him

rolled 47 = 47

>>16401544

Who was the assassin? Who is the traitor?

Also, tell him that we will form a psychic prison just for him with Sister Rebecca's popular Imperial prayer " The Friday of Purgation (Which Immolator should I take?)" playing 24/7 if he should be unwilling to cooperate.

Also mention that not even the Noise Marines can't stand this.

You demand that the cultist tell you about what he knows now. You continue battering his soul with each word.

After a large splatter of warp essence you hear the soul making a choking-like noise. "Uh mausta ee aferiuss iu vee ur tieeng oou detoy kos..." it mumbles as goop leaks out from it.

rolled 55 = 55

>>16401634
that's just cruel, I support it

rolled 8 = 8

>>16401646

Is...is this the retarded brother of Cultist-Chan?


Also,ask Ahriman wether he knows what this gabbering means and prepare for a psychic attack,just in case.

rolled 82 = 82

>>16401646
nice, now he's too broken to even speak, just hand him over to our nearest major lackie and move on

rolled 86 = 86

>>16401657
this

>>16401634

You..you sick,degenerate monster!

This would make even Nurgle puke!

>>16401678
Not understanding the broken garbling of the Malalist in the slightest, you turn to Ahriman and ask him if he can make out anything.

The sorcerer shakes his head once more. "I hear as much as you do lord. He is speaking psychically right now and I cannot make out a word."

You brace yourself for a possible psychic attack as the soul keeps mumbling on. "Uh mausta tud uz oo kie oor ervanz en mek eh eleer ait oo..."

rolled 45 = 45

>>16401728
see if we can fix it enough to talk right

rolled 40 = 40

They speak Gothic in mausta?

>>16401728

Slap the soul while yelling:

"GOTHIC,MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?"

rolled 33 = 33

>>16401728
shoot it out in space, to a sun if you can

rolled 47 = 47

>>16401750
whut
GOTHIC MUTHAFUKA, DO YOU SPEAK IT!!

rolled 28 = 28

>>16401728
Fuck it. This guy is broken.

Feed Sindri his soul and go back to looking for the shooter. We're bound to run into another Malal warrior eventually.

rolled 30 = 30

>>16401728

Fuck this. Flay every mortal to an inch of their release and then give them the Sister Rebecca treatment. You'll find the traitor one way or another.

rolled 44 = 44

>>16401728
Ask Tzeentch himself to send us a demonic translator at once.

>>16401728
>Uh mausta tud uz oo kie oor ervanz en mek eh eleer ait oo.

"Our master told us to kill your servants and make it something something to."

Contributing!

rolled 42 = 42

>>16401799

Rerolling.

>>16401728

Give the soul a long,calm look and then silently announce that you two will now play a round of "Squad Broken!".

I think we all know the rules.

rolled 70 = 70

>>16401799
"Our master told us to kill your servants and make the eldar (Hate? Bait? ate?) to0."

>mfw ABADDON QUEST HOLY SHIT

Let the dice shenanigans begin!

rolled 46 = 46

>>16401728
SPEAK
FUCKING
GOTHIC

Or get Lucius' boys' help in understanding the fucker. I'm sure they're experienced in understanding torture-speak

>>16401818

"make the Eldar hate you" seems like the best guess.

rolled 99 = 99

>>16401818
"and too make the eldar hate you" they were trying to ruin the eldar conversion plan!! demand to know who and where this "master" is now!

>>16401771
Still confused by the soul ramblings, you ask if he can even speak Gothic.

The soul pauses. "U ou en i mausta..."

Angered, you raise the Talon's bolter up to the cultist's soul. You demand to know if it speaks Gothic.

"Ez! U em tien uu ieet ow..."

rolled 61 = 61

>>16401728
A NAME! I WANT HIS NAME!

hopefully his communicator will ring and you can identify them by voice

>>16401858
(well shit, might as well do this one as well)

rolled 37 = 37

>>16401864
>>16401864
Warp with it, ask ahriman if he can repair the soul's mouth. if he can't, use SSSSSSSSINDRIIIIIIIII to repair the spirit's mouth so he can fucking talk

>>16401858
Suddenly you start to recognize a pattern in the soul's speech. You realize a few of the words it said before, and demand that it tell you where it's master is.

"U mausta ee ie ez oum ieet ow. Ei ez eh dedot..."

rolled 50 = 50

>>16401921
>dedot

Dreadnaught?

Wait... That one senile dreadnaught!

rolled 91 = 91

>>16401921
let's stop for a moment and try to figure out what it's saying before it says any more.

rolled 59 = 59

>>16401930
>mfw
HAVE THE DREADNOUGHT BOUND IMMEDIATELY

I think he simply called us idiot.

rolled 30 = 30

>>16401961
>>16401930
TELL KHARN TO SECURE EVERY DREADNAUGHT IN OUR ROSTER ASAP, HAVE THE SARCOPHOGI REMOVED FROM ALL OF THEM

rolled 3 = 3

>>16401921
Have it point to the "dedot"

rolled 2 = 2

>>16401969
>Ei ez eh dedot..."
He is a dreadnaught fits better with that than
>you are an idiot

rolled 14 = 14

THE TERMINOUGHT! THE SENILE ALPHA LEGION DREADNOUGHT THAT WAS DOWN ON TERRA! HE MUST BE IT!

rolled 82 = 82

>>16401975
>>16401945
combining mine with this

rolled 69 = 69

>>16401991
>ALPHA LEGION
And now we must wonder why we did not see this coming.
NEVER TRUST ALPHAS

Rolling to order all our marines in the room to surround the terminought. Approach him and ask what he knows about these cultists.

>>16401945
As the soul finishes it's mangled sentences, you stand in silence and ponder what it has said.

After a few moments of thinking, you are tapped on the shoulder by Ahriman. "Abaddon? Where did the terminought that was originally guarding this chamber go?"

rolled 66 = 66

Tell Kharn to secure that senile dreadnought, inform him it will probably put up a better fight if you try to remove the sarcophagus

rolled 37 = 37

>>16402064

I DO NOT KNOW, BUT I WANT YOU TO FIND IT NOW AND/OR IMMEDIATELY. WHICHEVER COMES FIRST.

rolled 43 = 43

>>16402064
FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! chase that fucker down!!!

rolled 5 = 5

>>16402071
>>16402064
....Slaanesh like kharn for some reason. hop to it

rolled 99 = 99

>>16402071
god damn slaanesh works fast

rolled 86 = 86

>>16402064
CALLED IT

rolled 58 = 58

>>16402097
wat.

rolled 77 = 77

>>16402097
Is that...Tzeentch?

Just as planned I suppose

>>16402071
You turn around and realize that the terminought has left the workshop. Acting quickly, you tune into the vox and call for Kharn, asking him to track down and secure the two-headed sarcophagus. "ALRIGHTY THEN." he replies.

A few minutes later, you see the Betrayer enter the room. Behind him is the terminought, wrapped in heavy chains and being dragged by him.

"First Captain Abaddon, what is this rudeness?! Captain Kharn assaulted and bounded both me and Brother Agathon!" the Archaíos head says.

The Agathon head chuckles. "Bound and bound. Bound to steel and bound the dark daemons!"

rolled 36 = 36

>>16402148
WUT!

rolled 89 = 89

>>16402148
now we just need khorne and all gods would be happily together ...

Ha, it seems the Chaos gods missed this quest as well, and are eager to make up for lost time.

rolled 95 = 95

OKAY, SERIOUSLY?

rolled 23 = 23

>>16402163
Talking to the dreadnaught:

Were you not given a direct order to guard this chamber? Why did you abandon your post as we began interrogating a traitor to determine who the leader of this infernal cult was?

rolled 11 = 11

>>16402163
ENOUGH OF THIS SHARADE!!! YOUR FACEADE IS A TRANSPERANT AS THE DROOL ON YOUR FACE!!!

rolled 29 = 29

>>16402196

Seconding this.

rolled 27 = 27

start questioning the chucklefuck first, this guy was dropping hint from the beginning

rolled 96 = 96

>>16402170

RIGHT HERE SON.

rolled 94 = 94

Smack the dreadnought. Ask why he ran and if he is with the Malal cultists.

rolled 95 = 95

It all adds up! the dread thought we had landed in the right time, and wanted to trick us, then when they relized we weren't, he gave an impression of senility, and the revived terminator put on the full chaos act.

>>16402254
You bring Sindri about, smashing the arm across both armoured head. Shards of ceramite break off and scatter as you strike. You demand to know why the two of them fled, and if he is connected with these Malalist.

The terminought's servos grumble. "You would strike a fellow astartes? Truly you have little honour." Archaíos says "I left because I came out of my own free will. The prisoner and threat were both dead, so I had little to stay for. And what is a Malal?"

rolled 92 = 92

>>16402318
Ask the insane portion of him. this is important

rolled 74 = 74

>>16402318
ask the soul if this is what it was talking about, please give a simple yes or no.

>>16402332
Now looking to the head of Agathon, you ask it the same question.

"Trying to grasp the master of shadows is pointless." he bellows "It is like a fool reaching to the gods."

rolled 86 = 86

>>16402376
Smack his shit for talking in riddles.

rolled 5 = 5

>>16402376

Well good thing I'M MOTHERFUCKING ABADDON AND I /MAKE/ THE WARP LISTEN TO ME.

DON'T MAKE ME PUNCH THE TRUTH OUT OF YOU, YOU TRAITOROUS SHITSTAIN.

rolled 44 = 44

>>16402376
Use SSSSSSSSSSINDDDDDRRRRRRRIIIIIIII to mind read the insane one

rolled 75 = 75

>>16402376
I NEED SPECIFICS, ANCIENT.
IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME WHAT I WANT I'LL TEAR YOUR DECAYING ASS A NEW ONE.

rolled 51 = 51

>>16402376
I've been reaching for 10,000 years, Im not quiting now, NOW TELL ME, DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH MALICE!!!??

rolled 78 = 78

YES, HE WAS FUCKING KILLED BUT THE INTERROGATION IS NOT OVER!
>point to the spirit

>>16402318

Drag the gibbering soul over to the insane head, maybe he can make some sense out of it

>>16402400
Frustrated by his riddle-like speech, you bring Sindri about again and smack the Agathon head.

He chuckles as a little blood drips from his head. "The boy pokes the dark hole, not knowing what lurks inside!"

The Archaíos head shouts. "How dare you strike my battle-brother! I will tell Lupercal of this if you continue!"

rolled 25 = 25

>>16402465
Lupercal is dead you senile old fool!
Ahriman, enter his mind and see what the fuck he's hiding

rolled 7 = 7

>>16402465
just Sindri this fuckers head and be done with it, if they're inoccent We'll make it up to them, if guilty well..........

rolled 84 = 84

>>16402465

"YOU CAN TELL WHO THE FUCK YOU PLEASE, I'M THE GOD-DAMNED WARMASTER"
>Drag insane cultist essence over
"NOW TELL ME WHAT HE'S SAYING BEFORE I MAKE HIM INTO ANOTHER HEAD OF YOURS, WITH MY FISTS"

rolled 92 = 92

>>16402480

whoa whoa whoa wait, I don't think trying to delve into this guy's mind is the smartest thing to do.

Although... I doubt he's going to willingly give up the answers we seek. And we're going to rip this "dark hole" wide open eventually to expose what's going on.

Shit's about to hit the fan, the best thing we can do is make sure that we're prepared for it when it happens.

>>16402497
You tell Archaíos that he can feel free to do just that. You then walk over to the cultist's soul and drag it before the terminought. You demand that they tell you what he is saying less he wants to lose his head.

"Ah ez ur mausta. Ei ez eh uh oo ire uz en uot uz ier..."

"I do not understand a word of this madman." Archaíos says "And how dare you threaten me! Who the Emperor are you even?!"

rolled 5 = 5

>>16402579
wait! what if the soul is lying to us?

rolled 51 = 51

>>16402579
incapacitate dreadnaught

rolled 50 = 50

>>16402609
Little chance of that given all the hints pointing to the terminought.

Rolling for smacking his shit again and screaming WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!

rolled 7 = 7

Ask if he shot the cultist.

rolled 11 = 11

>>16402579
I AM MOTHERFUCKING ABBODON THE DESPOILER...etc with all the long winded titles and so on.
then use sindrii to figure out what the fuck the blob is saying

Angered by these pointless talk, you decide it's time to take down the terminought a notch. You approach the walking tombs with Sidnri prepare, ready to incapacitate the two of them further.

But then something happens as you make your way. You hear metal cracking and the chains shatter, metal flying off.

The terminought brings it's power claw down onto Kharn, the fist smashing the champion of Khorne. You are suddenly knocked aside by the claw as it swings around. The blow is absurdly strong and sweeps you aside like a mortal.

The terminought's assault cannon fires, cutting down a nearby astartes and several mortals. They continue firing and ready their storm bolter to fire.

"THIS AUDACITY SHALL NOT STAND! FOR THE EMPEROR!"

rolled 29 = 29

>>16402721
(HA) he was talking to the soul

sindri scan the mad one

rolled 87 = 87

>>16402739
Fuck it, fast ball special one of our gaurds at it before attacking it and murderizing the shit out of it

rolled 62 = 62

>>16402758
Throw it into space. use mind bullets to subdue it

rolled 21 = 21

Well shit. That was sudden.
Have our men retaliate fire, get Ahriman blasting the thing with warp magic and let's crack that sarcophagus open.

You quickly get back up from the floor, albeit still hurt from the dreadnought's swing. You look about and see a Black Legion astartes nearby, readying his bolter.

You grab onto the marine with your bionic arms and spin him around. You then release him, launching him towards the terminought. The marine clanks up against the tomb's armour, causing the thing to stagger from the impact.

Taking advantage of this, you surge forth with Sindri pulled back. You thrust the arm forward to have it met by the terminought's claw.

"Traitor to the Emperor, I will see to your doom!" Archaíos says, tightening a grip on your fist.

rolled 79 = 79

>>16402739
rape it

captcha: rappel not

it's destiny

rolled 18 = 18

Wait wait wait

Didn't we have, like, a huge ass wraith-giant (Asukan) in the room as mentioned in the last thread?

Maybe we should just tell him to step on the fucker?

rolled 14 = 14

>>16402851
SAYS THE MAN WEARING THE COLORS OF A TRAITOR LEGION!


SMACK HIS SHIT SO HARD IT PIERCES THE HEAVENS

rolled 4 = 4

>>16402851
Sindri blast this bitch into submission

rolled 12 = 12

>>16402876
second

>>16402857
Your fist caught by the power claw, you decide to unleash a different type of attack.

You pull your pelvis back and thrust forth, Araghast smashing into the terminought's side. The sudden blow surprises the twin sarcophagus. Their grip on your arm lifts and they are left offguard.

rolled 55 = 55

>>16402887

SECONDING

rolled 80 = 80

>>16402942
FLIP THE FUCKER ON HIS HEADS DREADNOGHTS CAN NOT FIGHT UPSIDE DOWN

rolled 52 = 52

>>16402942
RIP AND TEAR

rolled 25 = 25

>>16402942
YOU ATTACK KHARN
I RAPE YOU
I RAPE YOU
I RAPE YOU

rolled 77 = 77

SHOVE SINDRI INTO THE TERMINOUGHT AND UNLEASH MIND BULLETS

rolled 11 = 11

>>16403006
Welp I guess that's decided.

>>16403006
Taking advantage you swing Sindri out again. The fist slams fight into the terminought, so hard that it breaks through it's armour and sticks inside.

Sindri now embedded in the terminought's steel, you unleash a fury of psychic attacks. Mind bullets shoot out from Sindri and riddle the inside of thee terminought. Some blood sprays out as your assault continues.

After a decent amount of mind bullets have torn into the sarcophagus, it topples down onto it's back. Blood is seen leaking out from broken metal and both heads groan loudly.

(I've got to go have supper now. Keep on rolling while I'm gone.)

rolled 90 = 90

>>16403088
If they are still alive, separate them and have our best psykers scan them as thoroughly as possible

rolled 8 = 8

Punch one of the heads and make sure it's knocked the fuck out. Then punch the other one for good measure. Order is irrelevant. Interrogation ensues.

Oh and welcome back :P

rolled 35 = 35

RIP OPEN THE TERMINOUGHT AND DRAG OUT THEIR CORPSES

(I have returned)
>>16403143
You hear mumbles and groans emit from the downed terminought. Assuming that it is still alive, you walk over to the toppled foes.

Seeking to separate the two beings inside from each other, you climb atop the sarcophagus and push Sindri into the hole you made. You grab onto the armour and pull as hard as you can, peeling it off from the terminought. As you rip the plating apart you see the inside of the combined tomb.

There are no life support systems. Buttons and other electronics cover the inside of the terminought like the surrounding of a pilot's seat. You also see a large body, blood coming out from it.

A fist rises to meet your face.

The blow sudden and strong, you are send falling off the terminought. As you turn back, you can see a person emerge from the sarcophagus.

He is tall, standing slightly taller than the average astartes. He has bronzed skin, bald and is wearing robes rather than bulky armour. His right side is bleeding out from holes made by the mind bullets. The large being reaches down and grabs onto another hand from within the terminought, pulling an identical person up.

"Well Alpharius, that certainly didn't go as planned."

"True that. Although I think you were doing splendidly, Omegon."

rolled 15 = 15

>>16403525
Wait.

.....

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!

rolled 71 = 71

>>16403525

rolled 83 = 83

>>16403525
WHAT!!??!!

rolled 27 = 27

>>16403525

FFFFFFFUUUUUUU


Shit your pants

>>16403525
Just according to keikaku.

>>16403525

OH FUCK, OH SHIT WHAT DO WE DO NOW WHAT DO WE DO

>>16403525
>MFW

rolled 49 = 49

>>16403525
"You Dicks"

OH GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE

HOW DID WE NOT SEE THIS COMING

ALPHARIUS YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

rolled 56 = 56

...what the ACTUAL FUCK?!

rolled 51 = 51

>>16403525
Get EVERYONE on these two NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

>>16403598
WHAT WE ALWAYS DO!

ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH! DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF CHAOS!

rolled 1 = 1

>>16403525
Have everyone open fire on those two, and unleash chaos upon them!

rolled 42 = 42

>>16403648


Sure, but before that we announce that our head is full of fuck and demand explanations, specially since we probably don´t know about Omegon.

rolled 18 = 18

>>16403525
"Will someone please kill those two"

rolled 40 = 40

>>16403525
SHIT PRIMARCHS. Quickly have everyone surround them and be ready to open fire.

Wait, no FUCK they're all probably Alphas in disguise! KILL EVERYONE WHO YOU DON'T PERSONALLY KNOW AND SHOOT ALPARHIUS, SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE

rolled 7 = 7

>>16403658
Didn't expect to fail that hard...

RE-ROLLING!

rolled 85 = 85

I propose that we let these two fine gentlemen do whatever they want.

rolled 46 = 46

>>16403663
second

rolled 50 = 50

>>16403681
That's an excellent plan! I say we all listen to this upstanding fellow.

rolled 88 = 88

>>16403681
NOT THIS!

ROLL FOR THIS >>16403683

rolled 24 = 24

>>16403681

I agree

rolled 51 = 51

Punch Alpharius with Sindri before he can react and do the same to Omegon.

Then have their bodies shot into space.

rolled 49 = 49

>>16403695
KHORNE WILLS IT!

>>16403731
Yes, Khorne sure does smile upon your declaration that your head is full of fuck, not to mention your demand for explanations.

>>16403736
>>16403731
Khorne's head is also full of fuck.

Tzeentch probably has a huge, shit-eating grin on its face though

rolled 71 = 71

>>16403783
I propose we slap Tzeentch's shit next.

rolled 8 = 8

>>16403783
Everyone's heads (exept for tzeentch an the emprah) is full of all of the fuck.

>>16403695
As the two primarchs climb out of their wrecked terminought, your brain attempts to fully process what is happening. Meanwhile Ahriman stares blankly at the two of them while the marines share surprised expressions and mutter "What the fuck..." and "How in the shit..." to each other.

Unable to comprehend this on your own, you proceed to shout at the two primarchs, demanding to know WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

Alpharius turns to you, a broad smile on his face. "Having trouble understanding this? Don't blame you Ezekyle, you were always a bit slow." he says "Although you were able to discover us surprisingly quickly."

Alpharius helps his brother out from the terminought. "This is my twin brother, Omegon. For the last ten thousand years nobody outside of Alpha Legion has known he existed. Possibly not even father."

"We take the identity of one primarch, allowing us to manipulate and deceive with ease." Omegon says with a smirk "Hydra Dominatus."

"Anyways, we infiltrated your 14th Black Crusade as a dreadnought and oversized terminator originally. It was no problem joining, you let any scum in." Alpharius says "After getting our armours merged together by those mindless monkeys of yours we continued this charade. I faked being senile to seem harmless and my brother pretended to be an insane chaos-worshipper."

As the primarchs speak, the Seer Asuya walks over to you. "Abaddon, who the hell are these beings? They appear similar to your kin."

rolled 74 = 74

>>16403865
Smack Asuya aside. There is no time for hos.

Ask why the hell they went on the crusade, what the hell is with the Malal cultists, and how the hell one of them survived getting turned to pulp by bolterfire back in the jungle.

rolled 49 = 49

>>16403865
Please Asuya, shut the fuck up, I'm just starting to get this...

Then demand they tell you why the fuck they're here.

rolled 18 = 18

>>16403865
Tell her that the Alpha Legion has always been subversive and traitorus, but following Malice thats a new low even for them.

rolled 76 = 76

>>16403865
They are Alpharius and Alpharius and they are assholes. Please blast them now with your super-psyker powers.

rolled 80 = 80

>>16403934

But how do we KNOW they are actually Alpharius?

rolled 98 = 98

>>16403865
"Two of the biggest Dicks in the galaxy..."

rolled 14 = 14

>>16403865
They're Alpharius and Omegon. They lead a legion similar to mine, only theirs is filled with cowardly backstabbing atheists. Now would you mind ripping out Al's throat for me deary?

rolled 84 = 84

>>16403946
now let's dust these bitches! (order every one to Rush them)

rolled 21 = 21

>>16403865
Right, honey, this is the leader of the most treacherous group of snakes in the multiverse. Kharn, lets kick some ass

>>16403865

we challenge them to a duel... of Regicide(I thinks that's the name for it)

we win they become loyal servants of chaos but if we lose it would have been just as planned

rolled 26 = 26

>>16404032

forgot me dice

>>16403946
You tell Asuya that they are both giant dicks. You hear Omegon laugh.

"Me, a dick? That's rich coming from the man who slaughters Eldar for fun and has their souls devoured by monsters from the warp." He says as Asuya shoots a puzzled look at you.

"Oh yes Abaddon. I take it you've been telling these Eldar friends of yours all about Chaos, and the constant destruction of the craftworld, and the genocide commit by astartes, and Slaanesh destroying their civilization..."

rolled 73 = 73

>>16404042

He lies Asuya, just look at us. Do we look like that kind of people?

>>16404042

LIES

we then go on a heartwarming and inspiring speach about the virtues of truth

this speach takes us a entire week to finish

rolled 82 = 82

>>16404042
Kill them. Everyone open fire and make a bloody puree...

rolled 62 = 62

>>16404042
SHIT CHANGE THE TOPIC, uh...start talking about how nice her hair looks. Also ask those two chucklefucks what's up with the Malal cultists.

rolled 36 = 36

>>16404062

dammit

rolled 17 = 17

>>16404042
i dont like that fucker... tear his dick off with Sindri

and then casually speak about the weather of the warp with the other one

rolled 6 = 6

>>16404042
"As I said, Massive Dicks"

Then we charge them with Kharne, our bro-man-ship giving us the power to fight as one entity and over come their major advantage.

rolled 52 = 52

>>16404064

But why would you do that?

rolled 19 = 19

>>16404042
Get so pissed off at them revealing this that you hate Khorne into reality.

rolled 88 = 88

>>16404042
Kharn, Arhiman, Eliphas, Wraith giant, Its time Shut these Liars up for good!

Captcha says: disable influence

rolled 65 = 65

>>16404062

this but in the while doing it, insult and say about how Amoral liars Alpharious and Omegon are

rolled 47 = 47

>>16404096
>mfw I roll 88

>>16400855

rolled 82 = 82

>>16404096
KICK ASS
TAKE NAMES
DEATH TO THE SERVANTS OF THE FALSE EMPORER!

>>16404133

>>16404096
Angered by Omegon's claims, you growl lowly and clench your fists. You turn about and bark to Eliphas Ahriman, Asukan and Kharn, who has just gotten up from his heavy blow from the terminought claw. You tell them to fuck the Alphas' shit up.

The four of them surge forth, sudden fury filling them. Alpharius and Omegon's eyes widen as the Wraith-Giant approaches, his footsteps thundering and his Khornate rune glowing. Kharn, Eliphas and even Ahriman all charge forth with their melee weapons swinging wildly. You draw Drach'nyen and join them.

The two primarchs try to flee as Asukan's massive hand reaches down. The Wraith-Giant grabs both of them by the legs, lifting them up and squeezing until blood drips out. As you and the other astartes reach them, you begin savagley smacking them with your weapons. Their skin break like a pinyata and blood comes splattering out.

Eventually Asuya rushes in to join you. She starts punching and smacking away at the two primarchs as they dangle above.

Blood dripping from his mouth as the beating continues, Alpharius speaks. "Please...no more..."

rolled 44 = 44

>>16404198
Guys, can we really trust these 2 not to kill us as soon as we stop?

Also archive this shit

rolled 30 = 30

>>16404198
Now eat they're brains to gain they're cunnin, and Bind they're souls into somthing humiliating

rolled 47 = 47

>>16404212
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16400855/
Right here mate.

Rolling for beating them until they pass out. Then have them locked in a maximum security holding cell with Asukan guarding it so we can question them later.

rolled 66 = 66

>>16404198
lets knock em out and stitch them together into some kind of siamese monstrosity

rolled 22 = 22

>>16404231

This, we still need to understand what the fuck is going on

rolled 96 = 96

Release them. That's enough.

Now let's find out what the fuck they're trying to do with Malice.

rolled 93 = 93

>>16404226
re-rolling

rolled 13 = 13

>>16404239
Oh lawd

>>16404239
You ignore Alpharius' complaints and continue beating on the two. Eventually they pass out from the blood loss.

As you look at the dangling twin primarchs the whispers of Slaanesh plant a sickening thought in your mind. You turn to Eliphas and tell him to bring both of the primarchs to Lucius. You want the Eternal to use those sewing skills of his on the twin demigods.

Eliphas nods and complies, dragging off the bodies with assistance from several other marines. As he leaves, the bloodied Asuya turns to you.

"Abaddon, what was that those two were saying before? About the Eldar being killed and eaten by the warp?" she asks

rolled 95 = 95

>>16404239
They're too dangerous to be left alive!

rolled 19 = 19

>>16404342
"After converting to chaos, when a being dies, they become one with the warp and the chaos gods. It's actually a form of perfection. They're just trying to trick you because they're massive dicks."

Y'know this will probably get passed up buuuuutttt...does anyone else want to be tell Eliphas that we appreciate him and possible comfort dickery? Remember when we brought Slaanesh into existance and his fantasy was us basically making love to him? Yeah. Forever wanting to be around and love us would be good.

rolled 14 = 14

>>16404342
Only bad Eldar, my dear. Nothing to worry about.

rolled 72 = 72

>>16404342

NOT NOW I'M BUSY

rolled 40 = 40

>>16404342
That was just the insane ramblings of a man who doesn't even believe in gods. Now why don't you go talk to Kharn? I'm sure he'd like your company.

rolled 39 = 39

>>16404342
Just a bunch of Groxshit, Alpharius was always a compulsive liar, nothing he says is true, Im guessing this Omegon is the same.

rolled 10 = 10

>>16404342
Well, um...

I think you should invest in one of them soulstone things.

rolled 47 = 47

>>16404379
re-roll

>>16404373
You tell Asuya to piss off as you have other matters to attend to right now. The Seer casts a harsh glare at you before walking off.

As she does Ahriman approaches. "Abaddon, that was Alphairus..." he says "Fucking Alpharius!"

>>16404439

so? wanna fight about it

rolled 18 = 18

>>16404439
yea, were going to find out whats going on manualy, then bind they're souls into somthing humiliating

rolled 66 = 66

>>16404439

is he really? they are probably impostors

SEARCH THE ENTIRE SHIP WE NEED TO MAKE SURE THEY HAVE NOTHING UP THEIR SLEEVES

rolled 11 = 11

>>16404439
And soon he will have his face sewed to Omegon's butt.

rolled 78 = 78

>>16404439
"More like "fucked" Alpharius."
Keep going as we planned. This Alpharius incident has took way too much of our precious time.

rolled 84 = 84

>>16404439

"Yeah, I'm confused as fuck"

Try to extract information once they wake up, their deaths would not change anything (fucking Alpha legion)

rolled 32 = 32

>>16404439
"And I'm the Lord of Chaos, and I have more important shit to do"

rolled 69 = 69

Go tell Eliphas that we love him and appreciate him, them commence the tear-stricken comfort dickings as we explain how much we value him as a subordinate and friend.

>>16404488
As you think for a moment, suspicion begins to fill your mind. Alpharius is easily the most cunning of the primarch. To be captured so easily just seems so unlikely...

You face Ahriman and tell him you want the ships searched. You want everything looked through and investigated. You want anything possibly relating to Alpha Legion or Alpharius taken care of.

The sorcerer nods his head. "A good plan, Abaddon. It would be best not to leave anything to chance in a matter involving Alpha Legion."

(Well sadly I must go to sleep now. It was good to be able to run this quest again.)

rolled 83 = 83

>>16404571
DAMMIT
Oh well. That was fun.

rolled 31 = 31

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