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  • File : 1318942050.jpg-(7 KB, 120x94, Brother-CaptainBoreale1.jpg)
    7 KB Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)08:47 No.16664213  
    SPESS MEHREENS! TODAY, THE CUSTOMERS ARE AT OUR DOORS! WE KNOW OUR BURGERS, AND WE WILL COOK THEM! WE FRY FOR OUR HONAH AS BLUD REVENS, AS SPESS MEHREENS, AND WE FRY IN THE NAME OF THE EMPRAH!

    IF WE FEHL AN ORDAH, WE WILL MAKE IT AGAIN AND GIVE A DISCOUNT! BUT WE WILL NOT FEHL, NO, IT IS THE CUSTOMER WHO WILL TASTE OUR DELICIOUS EMPRAH BURGAHS.

    AS YOU KNOW, MOST OF OUR BATTLE BURGERS ARE STORED IN SPESS, PREPARED TO DEEP FRY! OUR LARDERS HAVE BEEN PREPARED SHOULD THE CUSTOMERS BE SO BOLD AND FOOLISH TO COME BACK FOR SECONDS! WE HAVE PLACED MULTIPLE FRYCOOKS ALLOWING FOR MULTIPLE, SIMMULTANEUS DEVAHSTATING DEEP FRIES.

    THE CODEX CLOGGEDARTERIES NEMES THIS MANUVAH HEART PAIN! WE WILL DESCEND UPON THE BURGAHS, AND OVERWHELM THEM, LEAVE NONE UNFRIED! MEANWHILE, OUR CASHIERS WILL ENSURE THE DEFENSE OF OUR HEADQUARTERS!

    WE ARE THE SPESS MEHREENS! WE ARE THE EMPRAH'S FRYCOOKS!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)08:51 No.16664233
    I have no reaction image to express how good this is.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)08:57 No.16664263
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    >my battle face when
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)09:08 No.16664272
    I'm hungry now.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)09:08 No.16664278
    thecodexastartesdoessupporthisaction.jpg
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)09:09 No.16664289
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)09:09 No.16664292
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)09:09 No.16664297
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    THEY HIDE THEIR BURGERS IN CARTON BAWKSES! THE COWARDS! THE FOOLS! WE SHALL... TAKE THEIR CARTON BAWKES AWAY!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)09:09 No.16664298
    Instant classic.
    What was your inspiration, OP?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)09:09 No.16664303
    I read it in Boreal's voice.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)09:09 No.16664306
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    >>16664213
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)09:11 No.16664319
    >>16664297
    >carton
    You mean cardboard.

    Still, I see what you were going for and I like it.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)09:40 No.16664355
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    Oh lord
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)09:40 No.16664359
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    pic related.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)09:44 No.16664398
    Manager Boreale. Customers in our perimeter.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)09:50 No.16664420
    Coincidentally, I've just reached that mission in SS.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)09:51 No.16664424
    >>16664355
    Don't lose your head bro.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)09:52 No.16664425
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    Jolly good OP,here's something for your trouble
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)09:54 No.16664432
    Oh emperor, this is truly ingenius
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)09:55 No.16664435
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    Epic
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)09:59 No.16664450
    I made a noise somewhere between wheezing and giggling.

    What really does it for me is the idea of some franchise so mind-bogglingly vast that you have to store the excess burgers IN SPACE
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:02 No.16664462
    >>16664425
    >>BattleBurgers.

    I think my heart just crapped out
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:05 No.16664473
    >>16664298

    I just wondered what Boreale's career would be like before he joined the Emperor.

    >>16664425

    saved to dox :)
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:09 No.16664492
    Uh, um, uh...
    Can I get a number VII, primarch-sized, with a Valhallan Freezy-Treet?
    Dine in, please.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:10 No.16664500
    This
    is
    AMAZING
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:13 No.16664514
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    >>16664213
    >EMPRAH BURGAHS

    My goal in life is now to make one of these.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:19 No.16664549
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    OUR CHAPTER IS LED BY RETARDS.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:23 No.16664572
    >THE CODEX CLOGGEDARTERIES NEMES THIS MANUVAH HEART PAIN!

    I lost it. Hard
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:23 No.16664576
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    >>16664213
    Holy balls.

    This makes me want to go and get a job at a burger joint just so I can come in and bellow this in its entirety when I start my first shift.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:26 No.16664591
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    *meanwhile, across the sector*

    Welcome to Greater Goodburger, home of the Greater Goodburger, may I take your order?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:28 No.16664601
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    >>16664591
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:30 No.16664618
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    Health Inspection! The purity of this establishment has been called into question!!

    There is no cleanliness, only varying degrees of filth!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:32 No.16664638
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    >>16664618

    I wish I could find that as hilarious as I know, deep down, it really is.

    But at the same time, I've worked in a deli that had one of those kinds of health inspectors roll through and it only brings the fiery rage of a short-order cook to my heart.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:35 No.16664654
    I am now placing this in the same universe as Murder Burger.

    And no one can stop me.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:35 No.16664658
    >>16664638

    Truer words. I work at a pizza place, where I have learned "clean" is a very relative term.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:48 No.16664744
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    >>16664492
    that would be 29.95 credits ,brother.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:49 No.16664749
    Oh oh god.

    ChefHammer 40k?

    /tg/, in the name of all that is good, this idea must be worked out.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:50 No.16664761
    >>16664744
    Your sketch hand works fast. Very fast
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:50 No.16664768
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    >>16664744
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:52 No.16664772
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    rolled 62 = 62

    >>16664744

    Mmmm, That's a tasty burger.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:52 No.16664773
    >>16664744

    Goddamnit do you have like a site to house your sprites, I envy you so.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:56 No.16664793
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    >>16664744
    Fucking awesome
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:57 No.16664803
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    >>16664772
    I also recommend trying out our newest beverage- the Geneseed Juice! Feel the fury of the Primarchs in every sip!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:57 No.16664807
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    >>16664618

    I DO NOT KNOW WHY I CAN RESIST THE TOUCH OF THE DEEP FRIER.

    BUT I SWEAR I WILL DISCOVER THE TRUTH.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)10:58 No.16664809
    What other establishments are there? Kroot Fried Material? Thacork Bell? Harlequin In The Box?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:01 No.16664828
    McGuard

    No one goes there voluntarily, the food is atrocious but you are forced to eat it at gunpoint by Comissar Flavour.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:01 No.16664830
    >>16664809

    New Guardsman Pizza.
    McSister's.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:03 No.16664844
    >>16664213
    The Spice Marines.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:03 No.16664845
    >>16664828
    Comissar Flavour's look is inbetween a classical Comissar and a Maitre'd
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:03 No.16664847
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    >this whole thread
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:03 No.16664848
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    Looks like /co/ finally has some competition now.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:03 No.16664849
    >>16664809
    The Orks wouldn't run a fast food joint, they'd have one of those restaurants with a bunch of random crap on the walls. Or at least the Deathskulls would.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:06 No.16664862
    inb4 metal bawkses
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:07 No.16664872
    rolled 6 = 6

    Eldar run small coffee-shops, where they have poetry-readings and folk performers.

    They close down every few weeks when they become to mainstream, and all the lesser races start showing up. Then they just open another, and the cycle continues.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:11 No.16664893
    >>16664872
    Actually, because of the farseers that run these places, they close long before any double mon-keighs show up.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:12 No.16664899
    During the Burger Heresy, the greatest sous chef of all, Horus, burgermaster of the Mc'Imperium and second only to the Emperor, the greatest chef of all, was troubled.

    The Emperor denied that the secret sauce existed. The Emperor insisted upon using the tried and tested methods of burger preparation. Only cold hard scientific fact was used in the cooking, and the cooking was fine indeed.

    The Emperor personally trained 20 of his greatest cooks. The Frymarchs. They were the greatest and would lead a crusade across the world, setting up franchises in every city and bringing the McImperium cuisine to the masses.

    But then the forces of CHAOS intervened, wary of the upstart McImperium and the new strange ways of the wok, they kidnapped the primarchs and cast them throughout the world. Each, afflicted with incredible amnesia, landed in a different part of the world. But each Frymarch quickly displayed their near mythical talent for the kitchen and soon became the dominant champion in the cuisine of their region.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:12 No.16664903
    I heard there were gift mugs with every purchase here, am I correct?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:14 No.16664915
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    >>16664903

    As in, every time you come here one of your mugs is gifted to us? That's correct.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:16 No.16664921
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    >>16664915
    YOU
    YOU ARE HERE
    ALL IS LOST
    ABANDON THREAD
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:16 No.16664926
    >>16664809

    Tau Bell: Think Outside the Imperium.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:16 No.16664929
    >>16664899
    Oh God.

    Fulgrim - French Artisan chef. Only the most perfect of fois grais was created from his gifted touch.
    Ferrus Manus - the Iron Chef. Uses an incredible array of machinery to create cuisine.
    Lorgar - The High Priest of Food. Believes that food itself is the sustenance of the soul.
    Angorn - Angry steakmaster. Can grill a steak with his pure fury.
    >> That Guy !CrwtTbFNxQ 10/18/11(Tue)11:16 No.16664930
    Dark Eldar don't have fast food joints. Only Titty Bars, S&M clubs, and Daycare Centers.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:17 No.16664937
    Anything the Orks run will have to serve drinks.
    "Barkeep, I have problem!"
    "An' wot'z at?"
    "There are bullets in my drink!"
    "But uv kourz! Youze ordurd a dakkary, dinn't ya?"
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:19 No.16664946
    >>16664937
    Oh, ow. Weapons-grade pun, that.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:20 No.16664950
    >>16664930
    And Daycare S&M Titty Bars.
    >> Commissar Manul 10/18/11(Tue)11:31 No.16665008
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    I laughed so hard
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:42 No.16665072
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    >>16664844
    >Get off me ship, spice marine!
    So THATS how you write out accents
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:44 No.16665081
    >>16664946
    >dakkary pun
    >weapons-grade pun
    PUNCEPTION.

    >BWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHGHGGGGGG

    WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:47 No.16665098
    >>16664929
    Vulkan: Master of the flame grill. Expert at extra-well done meat.
    Sanguinius: Cooks his meat so that it retains the delicious juices inside.
    Rogal Dorn: Makes his food extra spicy. As in, it hurts to eat.
    Mortarion: Don't... don't eat anything he serves. Trust me.
    Leman Russ: Heating your meal is for pussies. Serves his meat raw and unseasoned.
    Alpharius: It tastes like meat, it smells like it, it feels like it, it is cut like it, but it's not meat. Master of the vegetarian kitchen.
    Jaghatai Khan: His Steak Tatare is the stuff of legends.
    Magnus the Red: When you walk up to the counter, he'll give you exactly what you wanted, without the need to wait for your meal to be prepared.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:51 No.16665121
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    I love this thread so much I wish I could hug it.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:51 No.16665122
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    >>16664929
    >Iron Chef
    I beg to differ
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:52 No.16665129
    >>16665098
    >Magnus the Red: When you walk up to the counter, he'll give you exactly what you wanted, without the need to wait for your meal to be prepared.
    Before the Heresy, that was exactly how all restaurants on Prospero worked.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:53 No.16665134
    >"Ya see, Regunal Managa' Gorgutz? this 'erez da cleanest and bestest Ork'rant dat's evah served an ork."

    "Oi, is dat so den?"

    >"Ain't no 'umies evah worked in 'ere eva! Wif da Rokclaw Distrik all 'round us, dey'z only one lot in."

    >"Even if dey waz ta' open up, they'd have all da boyz ta' feed. An' da Nobz. An da tank driva's den dere's da Squiggoff."

    "Say dey serve all dat?"

    >"Dat'z when we get dem with da Flya' Bommaz."

    "Hmmph."

    >"We got workaz workin' day an' night. Nobody but an Ogryn gets us ta close wiffout we servin' 'em and feedin' dem da smivvereens from da fryaz."

    "Boss! Boss! Dere'z eldaly in da' store."

    >"Wot? In da store? We gotta serve 'em fore dey reach max'mum cappazity. Da coffee! Stir da coffee! Get it!"

    "Wot'z dis 'ere max'mum capazity?"

    >Ork staff wakes up, chugging coffee by the dozens.

    >"Drink da coffee!"

    >"We gotta keep it unda' max'mum capazity!"

    "Humph, bestest Ork'rant evah, huh?"
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:53 No.16665136
    Arbiet Mach Fry!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:56 No.16665150
    >>16665098
    >Magnus the Red
    Also Kebabs
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:56 No.16665156
    >>16665134
    And thus the great breakfast rush of Kaurava began.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)11:58 No.16665166
    >>16664872

    Wait, does that make Slaanesh Starbucks?

    (inb4 someone decides to rename it Starfucks in Slaanesh's honour...)
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)12:02 No.16665195
    >>16664213
    Oh God yes

    I remember being in that thread when it went on that food tangent. It was so long ago, why did it take this long to show back up?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)12:07 No.16665223
    >>16664929

    No way, Russ would be the fucking steak master. Wild boar on a spear and over open fire... mmmhm tasty!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)12:08 No.16665243
    >Imperium
    Fast food burger joints
    >Eldar
    Upscale cafes/pasty shops
    >Orkz
    Biker bars with deff skullz above the doors and pun laden drinks
    >SoB - Dairy Cannoness
    A mix of cool treats and firey eats.
    >Necrons
    Ancient as shit ma and pa sit down restaurant.
    >Tyranids
    Mobile food vans that sell fucking everything. Most of it is in a liquidized state even when it should not be. Burritos so wet they hand it to you in a cup.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)12:09 No.16665252
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    >>16665223
    Won't he sell hot dogs?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)12:10 No.16665255
    somebody put this thread on archive!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)12:12 No.16665272
    Come on down to Papa Nurgle's All-You-Can-Eat Southern Style BBQ! Now with 23 different disgusting flavors of ass-ruining chicken wings.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)12:13 No.16665281
    >>16665252

    ba-dum tish indeed!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)12:13 No.16665282
    >>16665243
    I imagine the Eldar are the ones behind that whole cupcake trend.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)12:13 No.16665285
    >>16665243

    You could do a Primachs-style variant list for what the different Necron Lords would cook now, too.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)12:15 No.16665296
    >>16665272

    I feel like the Chaos Gods would run four different franchise chains, all subsidiaries of Chaos Undivided Corporation.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)12:16 No.16665300
    >>16665255
    Someone did. Go vote for it. It's called Battle Burger.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)12:18 No.16665317
    >>16665300

    Your post reminded me of the Simpsons episode with Hank Scorpio. When they watch that tape about the town and it's all "I wish someone would clean up this garbage town."

    "Someone did."

    And the hobo transforms into a mailbox.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)12:21 No.16665333
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>16665296

    Tzeentch would be like one of those new-generation chefs, that use liquid nitrogen, and all their food is like distilled vapor of ginger served over the essence of vanilla on a tiny plate with a sprig of parsley.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)12:21 No.16665341
    So would the Tau have:

    >sushi/chinese takeaway shit

    or >'Greater Good' vegetarian restaurants?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)12:23 No.16665356
    >>16665341

    I say Khorne gets a hibachi grill. He could make some sweet onion volcanoes.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)12:26 No.16665380
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    >deep frying burgers
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)12:32 No.16665420
    Tau. Proletariat special. Bread and Water.
    Proletariat breakfast special. Toast and water.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)12:49 No.16665440
    >>16665252
    SPACE DOGS at your local Blood Bowl Arena. Watch Leman Russ serve you space dogs and beer.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)12:50 No.16665450
    But who handles the tacos?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)13:22 No.16665485
    >>16665450
    Crimson Fists?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)13:22 No.16665499
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    >this entire thread
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)13:23 No.16665506
    >>16665450

    Nurgle.

    Slaneesh handles desserts, like super triple-fudge caramel nut deep-fried twinkies over rum0doused rumcake. With a side of cocaine.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)13:24 No.16665512
    >>16664213
    Wasn't this in a thread about a month ago?
    Why are you reposting?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)13:41 No.16665522
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    >>16665506
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)13:41 No.16665525
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    >>16665243
    so basically..Nids would sell ice cream out of everything?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)13:41 No.16665530
    Slaaneshi lord kaga with his kitchen stadium, forces spice marines to battle for his pleasure
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)13:42 No.16665562
    Slaaneshi lord kaga forces spice marines to fight in his kitchen stadium for his pleasure
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)13:43 No.16665568
    ----===MEANWHILE AT THE KHAOS FRIED CHICKEN===---

    All flavour demands sacrifice... and pain. The fried chicken industry rewards those willing to spill their life’s blood for the promise of flavour.

    SINDRI

    Urgh. What?... My lord.

    THE TRAITOR IMPERIAL GUARDSMEN MASCOTS HAVE FALLEN. POSSIBLY TO OVERHEATING

    So... quickly. I expected them to last a bit longer

    SOME OF THEM HAVE BETRAYED OUR CONVENIENT LOCATION TO THE EMPRAH BURGER. THEY ARE ON THEIR WAY HERE. NOW.

    Continue seasoning. I shan’t be long

    The circumstances you mention are advertising providence my lord. Everything is as planned. Once I dispense with this last... obstacle, you will have that which we have plotted and schemed to achieve.

    AND IF THE SPHESS MUREENS SHOULD ARRIVE BEFORE PROVIDENCE GRACES US?
    Then, we shall play the good hosts and indulge them in a bloody feast at reasonable prices. At all costs however, keep them from interfering. This is a delicious process that can not well afford any more interruptions. And, might I advise you throw coupons at the blood ravens. Two for one. Their contribution in this matter is paramount, especially when we are so close.

    Now... Where were we? Ah yes... flavour demands sacrifice...
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)13:45 No.16665596
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    >>16665568
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)13:45 No.16665600
    >>16665568

    Blood Ravens would never be able to resist 2 for 1 coupons.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)13:48 No.16665631
    >>16665525
    Um, yeah... I'll take the Swarm Tyrant Swirl.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)13:49 No.16665642
    >>16665631
    "SKREEEEE"
    I suggest just give a twenty and hope the change doesn't move.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)13:56 No.16665699
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    >>16665525
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)13:58 No.16665743
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    >>16665525
    >mfw the almighty stick leg drawfag uses my idea for an image
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)13:59 No.16665750
    What would happen if you ate a burger made out of Ork meat? Do you shit out boyz then?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)13:59 No.16665754
    >>16665525

    Draw the Necron Restaurant next!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:01 No.16665773
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    >>16665754
    If this isn't incorporated in some way....
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:01 No.16665776
    >>16665750
    Contact your doctor, your digestive system is out of this world in its sloweness that you would crap out boyz.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:02 No.16665788
    rolled 3113 = 3113

    >>16665568
    FREE MUG WITH EVERY MEAL COUPONS.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:03 No.16665798
    In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there are only fast food franchises.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:05 No.16665813
    YOU CHEATING BASTARD!

    Honey stop you don't know what you'ere talking abo-

    YOU GAVE ME SQUIGS!

    ....I should leave.....
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:06 No.16665825
    Necrons...

    Disco-techs!?!?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:06 No.16665829
    >>16665380
    >he has never deep fried an hamburger

    laughingsororitas.jpg
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:07 No.16665838
    >>16665798
    that is more likely then you think.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:08 No.16665849
    >>16665838

    In reality, your average hab-worker would be dining on the processed corpses of citizens killed throughout the system.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:09 No.16665857
    >>16665776
    It's an instant waaagh in your ass!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:16 No.16665911
    Wow, this thread is making me hungry.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:18 No.16665934
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:19 No.16665938
    >>16665911
    I sure could go for some BattleBurgers with an Imperator Class fries and some Apothecary Pepper.
    Maybe get some Lictor Licorice icecream after.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:20 No.16665953
    >>16665934
    You know... I'm actually not that hungry.
    I'm just... Going to go.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:21 No.16665958
    >>16665934
    Do the Sisters now!

    Dairy Cannoness: Where pious, isn't pious enough.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:22 No.16665967
    >>16665934
    sad part is that is what my paint jobs look like.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:22 No.16665968
    >>16665934
    Waiter, I'd like a Tomb Chicken Sandwich, with a side of Flayed Fries, and a Destroyer Loaf as well please.

    Gauss Soda to drink, please.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:22 No.16665970
    >>16665958

    So what, are sisters frozen yogurt?

    Or do they flambe everything?
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 10/18/11(Tue)14:23 No.16665977
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    This thread. All of it. Pic related. (If only I could post more than one picture at a time.)

    Oh and I'll have the Ultramarine combo, with a Titan sized Cadia-Cola.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:23 No.16665980
    >>16665934
    But I wanted Lolicron and Xeno as sexy waitresses...
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:23 No.16665982
    >>16665970
    see
    >>16665243

    Faith sundays and promethium laced hot dogs
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:25 No.16665991
    I'm making a run to Tau'ko Bell. Anyone want anything?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:25 No.16666001
    >>16665934
    If you're wondering why that Necron is so pissed you have to go into the kitchen. Where the annoying autistic flayed on drabbed in yellow cooks with earnest.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:25 No.16666003
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    >implying Sisters wouldn't run a HOOTERS joint
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:26 No.16666011
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    >>16665991
    I'll take one waitress.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:26 No.16666021
    >>16665934
    Anyone ever tell you you are a god?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:27 No.16666027
    >>16666003
    >dem tight shirts
    >dos short short that show the bottom third of an ass
    >Aquila tramp stamps visible on nearly every Waitress of Battle

    I WILL TAKE 50 FRANCHISES PLEASE
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:27 No.16666029
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    >>16665991
    delicious blueberry muffins
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:28 No.16666036
    Someone needs to shop the Burger King King into da Emprah.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:28 No.16666038
    >>16666003
    This idea pleases and arouses me.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:32 No.16666092
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    This fucking thread man...

    I fucking love you /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:32 No.16666095
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    >>16665953
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:32 No.16666096
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    One large slice of cheesecake!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:33 No.16666099
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    >>16666095
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:33 No.16666105
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    >>16666099
    OH SHIT
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 10/18/11(Tue)14:34 No.16666107
    >>16666096
    But this... isn't what I ordered? And when were the cooks Tau?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:34 No.16666108
    >>16666099
    OH FUCK, IT'S DICKASS THIEF!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:34 No.16666116
    >>16666099
    huehuehuehueh!

    C'tans used to own the fucking place, now they're behind the grills.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:34 No.16666118
    I like the idea of an eldar cafe.

    "Nine dollars for a coffee? That's ridiculous!"
    "It is made from beans harvested from the farthest reaches of the galaxy, roasted for but an instant in the orbit of a dwarf star. It is more delicious than your pitiful mon-keigh brain could possibly imagine."
    "Hm..."

    And then the barista exarch makes the symbol of craftworld Jah-Va in the foam.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:35 No.16666120
    >>16666003
    shutupandtakemycredits.jpg
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:36 No.16666126
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    >>16666107
    Now, now, how about a piece of blueberry pie, then?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:36 No.16666135
    >>16666120
    Thrones.
    The currency is Thrones.
    This isn't fucking Star Trek.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:37 No.16666140
    >>16666118
    so, Starbucks is run by eldars? That explains why it's so full of hipsters.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:38 No.16666152
    >>16666118

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckoSkxySA1g
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 10/18/11(Tue)14:38 No.16666153
    >>16666126
    Well... I do like pie...
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:38 No.16666154
    >>16666135
    star trek uses lanthium.

    Credits is star wars
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:41 No.16666176
    rolled 7296 = 7296

    >>16666152
    Same. Fucking. Face.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:41 No.16666187
    >>16666095
    Do Necrons serve a lot of cheesy products?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:43 No.16666195
    THIS COFFEE ISN'T COFFEE-COFFEE, XENO-SCUM!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:43 No.16666208
    >>16666152
    Since when do identical twins have differing hairstyles?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:43 No.16666209
    >>16666187
    They didn't use to, but coming november, their menu is changing.. .
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:45 No.16666223
    >>16666208
    Since sharp objects were discovered, and we learned we could cut things with them.

    Like hair.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:46 No.16666225
    >>16666223
    Hair colors, I meant.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:46 No.16666232
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    >>16666209
    I beg to differ. Monolith, WWB and Gauss.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:47 No.16666237
    >>16666225
    Ever since we discovered that peroxide bleaches things. Or, that natural ochres and tints could dye things.

    Like hair.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:47 No.16666251
    >>16666187
    Not at the moment but I know Slaaneshy Burger has a lot of cheese based products.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:48 No.16666256
    >>16666232
    >monolith cheese
    I play tau, this was never a problem.
    >WBB
    I don't begrudge the necrons the one good thing they have/had.
    >Gauss
    Nerfed over two editions.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:56 No.16666339
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    >>16666105
    Your gauss'd stake and dinosaur scrambled eggs.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:57 No.16666349
    >>16666256
    >I play tau, this was never a problem.
    I don't. I got into 40k in 4th edition, gauss was devastating back then.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)14:59 No.16666372
    >>16666349
    I meant monoliths aren't a problem for tau.

    9 S10 AP1 twinlinked 72" shots per turn make bitchmeat of living metal.

    Someone once brought a three monolith list, and I flat out told him that it would end badly, and let him rewrite his list.
    >> Commissar Manul 10/18/11(Tue)15:00 No.16666384
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    >>16666339
    Do Chaos next.
    inb4 Abaddon being a terrible cook.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:04 No.16666417
    >>16666339
    I... um.. Excuse me. Sir.

    Could I possibly..

    ..get....just a... tiny bit of ketchup ...with this?

    Just a dab really...
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:07 No.16666445
    I bet Jaghatai Khan has the fastest fastfood delivery service
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:09 No.16666474
    >>16666445
    "If you can see us, we are courteous indeed. But that is nothing to the service you face if you cannot see us, and all you can smell is our food."
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:09 No.16666476
    >>16666445
    A White Scar on a bike, bits of brick and mortar falling off him, addressing the customer.
    "You have no idea what I had to get through to get here."
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:10 No.16666486
    >>16666384
    "Excuse me, waiter! There appear to be... arms in my soup!"
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:18 No.16666551
    How I am supposed to get my food delivered? I mean, Pizza, Kebabs as we don't get chinese delivered in this cold end of the earth.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:18 No.16666555
    Dark Eldar strip bar - They serve drugs filled food and have naked girls fighting to death to entertain the costumers. The place is always filled with loud music, people screaming and having sex. They also serve milkshakes made of souls.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:19 No.16666569
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    >mfw when i read this in captain boreale's voice the whole way through
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:20 No.16666579
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    >>16666384
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:20 No.16666588
    Squat Resteraunts.

    Hygenic hot-dog stands, in subways. No such things.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:21 No.16666592
    >>16666579

    Do the eldars now.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:22 No.16666602
    Bloody magpies, they took my visa and gave me a cardboard card with some funny face on it!

    Where is my pants too, and my cup that I bought there.

    BLOODY MAGPIES
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:23 No.16666604
    rolled 5502 = 5502

    >>16666579
    is that
    is that a penis hot dog
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:23 No.16666605
    >>16666555
    Taus, on the other hand, serve only healthy products, promote fair trade, and have a large range of vegetarian dishes. But their waitresses are the hottest little things around.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:23 No.16666607
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    >>16666417
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:23 No.16666609
    >>16666602

    They were all gifts
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:23 No.16666610
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    CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:25 No.16666617
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    >>16666607
    oh throne

    my sides
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:25 No.16666624
    >>16666579
    Now I wanna see an Otk bar and grill.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:25 No.16666630
    >>16666607
    he sounds pissed off. He sure doesn't like working as a cook.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:26 No.16666636
    >>16666579
    Yeah, I... Uh... I'd like a Malal Meal. Do you guys still sell those?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:27 No.16666646
    >>16666636
    IT IS A PROMOTIONAL LIMITED TIME FOOD ITEM

    THE TIME HAS EXPIRED

    NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE A MALAL MEAL
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:28 No.16666650
    Grot kebabs/curries of dubious hygiene with meat of unknown origin
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:28 No.16666652
    >>16666617
    Careful, could be coronary.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:29 No.16666665
    >>16666607

    ..I.. Where is my essence shake? I heard you types had that as your special.

    Full of energies of the living.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:30 No.16666672
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    >>16666604
    Ah yes ,the cockatrice weener, it is the most favorable dish amongst our loyal customers of Slaanesh cult!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:31 No.16666681
    I wonder what sort of resteraunt lingo they use in 40K

    "CHEF, MAKE IT A SPECIAL WITH A FLYIN' YARRICK!"
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:31 No.16666683
    >Fair Trade
    >Tau

    Right. "Fair".
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:34 No.16666706
    Kentucy Fried Xeno-Scum

    If anyone, it would be Battle Sisters running your average BBQ Deep-fry joint.

    Various purified and extra crispy xeno.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:34 No.16666713
    >>16666672
    not to be a dick, but why is that cockatrice weener floating in the air?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:36 No.16666724
    >>16666713
    >tentacle obviously holding it up

    You are not a clever man are you?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:36 No.16666726
    >>16666713
    DO NOT QUESTION THE POWER OF THE WARP
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:36 No.16666728
    >>16666683
    Do you purchase so called Fair Trade coffee? Do you realize that "Fair" part is complete bullshit?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:37 No.16666737
    >>16666713

    Its w40k. Floating objects is what your having trouble understanding?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:39 No.16666753
    >>16666728

    And that coffee isn't coffee, it's like calling budweiser beer.

    It's watered down murky horsepiss.

    Real men spike their coffee with something like battery acid or mushroom ale to it orky.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:41 No.16666773
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    >>16666646
    or CAN he?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:42 No.16666775
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    We like our food slow roasted.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:42 No.16666778
    >>16666592
    Seconding.
    I can't wait to see some hipster Eldar baristas.
    "B-but, this isn't what I ordered..."
    "Foolish mon-keigh, I foretold what you would order decades ago and saw that it was the primitive order of a primitive race. Gaze upon the mixture I have prepared for you and attempt to process its glory with your inferior mind, mon-keigh!"
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:45 No.16666793
    >>16666773

    Next week:

    Inevitable food-wars and tzeentch introducing 5th edition FDA Stantards.

    And mocking, how a man who can fuck over people's minds needs a ear-piece.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:46 No.16666802
    I'd like a family-sized bucket of Howling Griffon Wings please, extra-crispy. And to drink, a medium Blood for the Blood God.

    And what toys do you have the for the Kids Meals?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:46 No.16666804
    Battle-Chef Primus; Brother-Waiter Secondus just voxed in!! He is stuck in the warp mid-transit, and will not be able to make his shift on time!

    We must not falter now! Awaken the Dreadnought !

    EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:47 No.16666817
    rolled 5430 = 5430

    >>16666773
    OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:47 No.16666820
    Where I can get 100% Inquisition approved, with blessing of the imperial cult foodz?

    I'm hungry for some sanctified goodness.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:48 No.16666828
    >>16666804

    Why do my sides hurt
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:48 No.16666829
    >>16666802
    ponies
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:49 No.16666836
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    >>16666804
    EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SERVE
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:49 No.16666838
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    PLEASE MAKE YOUR ORDER SIR, TODAY.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:51 No.16666850
    rolled 7379 = 7379

    >>16666838
    Hmm. Alright. I'll have the smallest burger you have. What's it called?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:52 No.16666855
    >>16666838
    I'll have the Emprah's Extra-Large #2 combo please.
    With a medium Sororitas Soda.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:55 No.16666873
    >>16666838

    I'll take an extra-large pauldron burger and an order of salamander spicy nuggets, please.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:55 No.16666875
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    FOR ONLY 4 CREDITS, YOU CAN UPGRADE TO PAULDRON SIZED.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:56 No.16666880
    >>16666875
    >credits

    THRONES.

    THROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEESSSSSSS
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:58 No.16666896
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    >>16664213

    All that sounds awfully familiar for some reason OP...
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:58 No.16666908
    >>16666838

    Two Warhound Class Burgers with no mayo or tomatoes.

    Chocolate swirl with mint.

    And a guardsman's uplifting primer. Do you still have those?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)15:59 No.16666913
    >>16666850
    IT IS CALL THE LITANY OF IRON ARTERIES

    IT MUST BE PREPARED AND DROP IN FROM ORBIT. ONE HAS THE CALORIE VALUE TO FEED A HIVE CITY FOR 2 DAYS.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:00 No.16666918
    >>16666908

    Are you saying you don't have yours, soldier?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:01 No.16666927
    >>16666880
    >Implying we're in the calixis sector
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:02 No.16666934
    >>16666918

    You see, my wife had kids and I am running bit late, I am risking my life as is trying to sneak past that hospitaler Olga with these foods.

    And I want the uplifting primer to be the first thing my kid to read.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:03 No.16666942
    >>16666927

    The currency of the Imperium has been called Thrones in many different books, none of which take place in the Calixis sector.

    It easier to just use it as the generic term for IoM cash.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:04 No.16666949
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    >>16666802
    Alright sire,here's your wings with..wait a minute..you didnt ordered extra arms did you?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:05 No.16666955
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    >>16666949
    sorry..my bad
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 10/18/11(Tue)16:06 No.16666962
    >>16666896
    This version is better though, you have to admit.
    I mean, hey I got cheesecake and pie. For free.

    As well as my Ultramarine special and Titan Cadia-Cola.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:06 No.16666964
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    >>16666955
    >deep fried arm has fingers
    >other arm is only a stick

    HOW?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:06 No.16666966
    >>16664213

    Oy, I'ze Rachael Ray and tuday, I'mma teach ya how ta cook up a 'Gargant!' Lez git to it then! First off, yah gonna needs sum meat. Loadsa meat! Don't mattah wut kind yah get, hummie, grotz, squigs, all dat's good. Arright, so take yah meat n' start tah stack it! Get a propah pile goin', n' den add the fixins. A bukket a' hawt sauce! 'N a lil' paprika 'n sum squig venom fah kick. Grab yah pile 'nd throw it on dah engine block of a trukk. Now, I always use a red 'un but if yah a git who don't know nuthin' about trukks you can use anotha color I 'spose.

    Cook the pile for however long, dependin' on how bloody yah want it and serve tah yah mates. Fah a spot o' added fun tell 'em you shaped it up like Gork or Mork tah get a good fight goin' when da chows gone!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:08 No.16666974
    >>16666927
    >implying we aren't

    Welcome to the first Malfian branch of the franchise, citizen!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:08 No.16666975
    >>16666955

    Oh gog yes!

    Eldar or Dark Eldar next plox.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:08 No.16666983
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:09 No.16666993
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    OI, WELKUM TO MEKDONALDS, 'OME OF DA BIGMEK, ORDER YER FOOD YA GIT!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:11 No.16667007
    >>16666964
    11 herbs and spices, that's how.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:12 No.16667009
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    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:12 No.16667010
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    /tg/ at it's finest.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:15 No.16667035
    Yes hello.
    I would like a captains meal with fries on the side. A cadia swirlie...oh and can I have it upgraded to pauldron size?
    >> Mrmutant 10/18/11(Tue)16:16 No.16667037
    godemperordamnit, now I'm hungry
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:16 No.16667046
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/14425336/#14425806
    Congratulations, OP.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:17 No.16667049
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    >>16667009
    This thread... oh man, this thread...
    >> Orknonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:17 No.16667052
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    One Angry Whopper please
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:19 No.16667076
    I just made a couple burgers, I used the microwave with proper rites, naturally.

    I wish they made better rations for us guardsmen.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:19 No.16667079
    >>16667052

    ...why does that angry marine have a blood raven symbol on his torso...
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:21 No.16667091
    >>16666962
    > This version is better though, you have to admit.
    I mean, hey I got cheesecake and pie. For free.

    Maybe. I'm still a little miffed though, because feels like someone ripped off my idea (because yes, I was the one who wrote the version in that picture).
    I'm not mad enough about it to throw a shitfit about it though. Wouldn't want to ruin anyone's fun.
    >> Orknonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:23 No.16667102
    >>16667079
    because I suck at photoshop
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:23 No.16667105
    >>16667079
    Magpie gifted it to him.
    He was very very generous
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:23 No.16667109
    >>16667052

    Hey! Where are the straws burger flipper?

    How I am going to drink this soda? Pour it down my throat?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:24 No.16667120
    >>16667091
    >>16666962
    >>16666896
    see
    >>16667046
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:25 No.16667131
    >>16667091
    OP didn't steal from you, he copypasted it from a thread back in March.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:27 No.16667145
    >>16667131
    ... Ok now I feel dumb. Forget everything I ever said.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:27 No.16667148
    >>16667145

    Already done
    >> Orknonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:30 No.16667174
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    >>16667109
    YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I'LL SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:32 No.16667195
    we need a dreadnought serving
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:33 No.16667197
    >>16667174

    Do you kiss your primarch with that mouth?

    I want to speak with the managment, this gross incompotent is unforgiveable, and you have the unfortunate fate of working at retail, so I will complain because I can.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:34 No.16667207
    >>16667195
    you mean this?
    >>16666836
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:43 No.16667289
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    Oh god this thread!

    My sides!

    40k hasn't made me laugh this much since that Space Marine Bulk Brogan intro thing.

    Also, Nurgle would be a late night Kebab shop.

    "OH GOD MY STOMACH, WHY CAN'T I STOP SHITTING MYSELF!"
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:45 No.16667313
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    >>16667052
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:47 No.16667333
    Huh, over 250 replies and not a single "soul food" joke. I'm not sure whether to be impressed or mystified.
    >> Orknonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:48 No.16667334
    >>16667207
    THIS IS MY MANAGER YOU CUM GUZZLING WHORE! HE'LL NOW SHOVE THIS DELICIOUS DRINK DOWN YOUR FAT FUCKING THROAT!
    >> Orknonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:49 No.16667347
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    >>16667334
    COCK SUCKING EMPRAH! I FORGOT THE FUCKING PICTURE!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:50 No.16667352
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    This... this entire thread is awesome.

    I fucking love you /tg/
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:50 No.16667355
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    Shwigity, you are awesome.
    >> Mrmutant 10/18/11(Tue)16:50 No.16667359
    >>16667347
    YOU JUST CALLED THE EMPRAH A COCKSUCKER YOU HERETIC
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:52 No.16667382
    >>16667289
    OH LITTLE ONE

    THE BURNING OF YOUR BOWELS LETS YOU KNOW JUST HOW NUTRITIOUS MY KEBABS ARE
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:52 No.16667384
    >>16667207
    There's a better one out there of a Dread in one of those weird little hats you get at some fast food places and manning a register. I thought I had it, but apparently never saved it.
    >> Orknonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:52 No.16667386
    >>16667359
    THE EMPRAH CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS! AND IF THAT INCLUDES SUCKING A COCK LIKE A FUCKING FAGGOT THEN HE CAN FUCKING DO IT! HE'S THE FUCKING EMPRAH FOR FUCKING FUCKS SAKE!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:53 No.16667389
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    >>16667289
    >Also, Nurgle would be a late night Kebab shop.
    >Nurgle would be a late night Kebab shop.
    >Nurgle a Kebab shop.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:53 No.16667392
    >>16667347

    So where does Fucklaw fall in the corporate heirarchy?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:56 No.16667409
    >>16667382

    EMPRAH PROTECT ME I JUST SHAT A NURGLING !
    >> Orknonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:56 No.16667412
    >>16667392
    FUKLAW IS THE GOD DAMN HEAD OF THE CORPORATION YOU DICK LICKING CUNT! HE SITS IN HIS OFFICE AT OUR FUCKING HEADQUARTERS, THE LITANY OF LITANY'S LITANY!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:56 No.16667414
    >>16667392
    Door greeter
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:58 No.16667424
    >>16667414
    Welcome to Angry Burger!
    >BLAM!

    Welcome to Angry Burger!
    >BLAM!


    Welcome to Angry Burger!
    >BLAM!


    Welcome to Angry Burger!
    >BLAM!


    Welcome to Angry Burger!
    >BLAM!

    On a completely unrelated note profits has taken a sharp drop this week.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)16:59 No.16667441
    >>16667409
    OH HO HO HO HAWK CHAFF HUAGH *snort*

    LITTLE ONE, DIDN'T YOU KNOW? THERE'S A FREE NURGLING FOR ALL FIRST-TIME PURCHASES! YOU EARN A POINT WITH EACH PURCHASE. AT ONE HUNDRED POINTS, YOU GET A FREE PLAGUEBEARER!

    PAPA LOVES YOU, LITTLE ONE!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:00 No.16667442
    >>16664213
    OP actually failed. See:
    >OUR CASHIERS WILL ENSURE THE DEFENSE OF OUR HEADQUARTERS!
    It should have said "FULL defense of our headquarters".
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:03 No.16667469
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    Welcome to 1st Inquisition approved Dairy Cannoness kiosk!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:03 No.16667472
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    >>16667442
    OH WELL THAT JUST TEARS IT

    FUCK YOU OP YOU SHITTY FUCK AS TWAT

    YOU ARE A FAILURE AND THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS SHIT AND CANCER. PACK IT IN /TG/ WE CAN'T STAND BY WHILE OP JUST PISSES AND SHITS ALL OVER OUR GAPPING MAWS.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:03 No.16667474
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    Coming through! Fresh hot from the oven!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:04 No.16667485
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    >>16667469
    She looks so happy. Wait a tic... I've seen that face before
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:08 No.16667540
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    >>16667469
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:09 No.16667546
    >>16667469
    I'll have the Celestine Burger, and an Undying Faith Sundae. And corpse starch fries.
    >and I'd like to eat them off your power armored tits
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:09 No.16667550
    >>16667546
    Oh, and Emprah Size that.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:11 No.16667570
    >>16667550
    The tits or the food?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:12 No.16667585
    >>16667570
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:12 No.16667586
    >>16667469
    I was almost kind of hoping you were going to troll the fuck out of us by making the "sister of Battle" a pimply ugly teenage guy dressed up in the power armor and wearing a white wig.

    Due to the popularity of the franchise the Sister's quickly grew too short in numbers to staff all the locations and so implemented a dress code.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:13 No.16667591
    >>16667540
    OH SHIT IT'S CAP'N FANG
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:14 No.16667602
    >>16667585
    This is the greatest answer of our time.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:14 No.16667604
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    >>16667546
    Isn't that nice..SECURITY!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:15 No.16667616
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    >>16667474
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:15 No.16667623
    >>16667604
    the sword is clipping
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:16 No.16667630
    >>16667604
    >that fucking face

    HAHAHAAHAA-wait.... the Grey Knights are... Oh very funny drawfag.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:17 No.16667637
    >>16667630
    link to the drawfag
    http://shwigityshwonshwei.deviantart.com/
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:18 No.16667645
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    This thread.

    Never change, /tg/
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:20 No.16667664
    >>16667604
    Does this lessen my chances of getting a date?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:22 No.16667686
    >>16667664
    Dramatically
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:23 No.16667691
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    Quickly, let me plug this heresy into your fryer before its too late.

    Because you see, I've been running experiments on raw powers of your recyclable grease and I might have developed a weapon that will give us an edge on war with Abaddon Hut.

    Don't mind the portal opening in Ladies' Room.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:24 No.16667704
    >>16667623
    It's for slicing cheese and butter.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:25 No.16667713
    >>16667686
    Yup. It's marriage or nothing now.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:28 No.16667741
    >>16664930
    >Daycare centers
    WAIT WUT?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:29 No.16667748
    >>16667741
    Of course. These children aren't going to molest themselves.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:30 No.16667762
    >>16667713
    So I should get a ring, hide in her closet, watch her sleep for a bit and then spring the question at three in the morning?
    Gotcha. Thanks, guys.
    >> Captain Rocket !!W/AHawOYO9V 10/18/11(Tue)17:41 No.16667866
    >>16667762
    > /tg/: Advice
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:43 No.16667887
    >>16666955

    Dammit Abaddon, why you gotta mess with my order?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:45 No.16667904
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    >>16667691
    Ah yes,Inquisitor Drogan, these men have a few questions regarding your "device"
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:49 No.16667937
    >>16667904

    How can they even think to question Drogan, who is clearly their superior! The man has fingers!!
    >> Orknonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:50 No.16667953
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    Welcome to da MekDonaldz, where we serves you da best food for da least amout of teef
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:51 No.16667962
    >>16667904
    I am the one asking questions here.

    First question:
    CAN YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)17:54 No.16668001
    >>16667953
    I'll have the red special.
    >> Captain Rocket !!W/AHawOYO9V 10/18/11(Tue)18:07 No.16668103
    >>16667953

    You guys got any vegetarian options?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)18:15 No.16668167
    >still no Eldar
    WHY
    >> Orknonymous 10/18/11(Tue)18:16 No.16668177
    >>16668103
    was dat? ain't dat "Not meat"? We is orks, we only has meat, meat, meat, and MORE MEAT!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)18:17 No.16668190
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    >>16668167
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)18:17 No.16668193
    >>16668103
    try our squig salad.
    now with less than thirty percent less live squigs.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)18:18 No.16668202
    >>16668193
    derp. *now with thirty percent less
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)18:20 No.16668222
    >>16668202
    I think the original version is actually funnier.
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)18:30 No.16668298
    >>16668222
    ADD is always funny :3
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)19:41 No.16669046
    >>16668894
    glorious!
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)20:11 No.16669400
    >>16667953
    Does anyone else find it hilarious that the orks looted Boreale Burger rather than making their own burger shop?
    >> Anonymous 10/18/11(Tue)20:29 No.16669588
    >>16669046
    y u baleet that image?!
    it was great!



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