Oh sweet. This thread again.

I think it went a few minutes yesterday before mysteriously disappearing. Was the OP not banned for that?

>mfw Rainbow Factory duty

>>17531294
Apparently not.

Well, I'm making the most of this while it lasts.
Are the magic 'mutations' exclusive to unicorns, or does it manifest in all the ponies?

>>17531267

>>17531281
>mfw a quality thread

Princess Celestia, what about ponies that don't want to be friends?

>Captcha: traitors. tivingse

reported

this.... this could actually be awesome...

>>17531317
What if mutant powers were the cutie marks, all different, defines a pony. I can imagine the computer not wanting people exploring special 'talents' by themselves.

>>17531317
All ponies have special talents.

Unregistered special talents are treason.

Alteration of cutie marks is treason.

>>17531327

>want

What... what if want was removed from language?

>>17531338
That's not very friendly of you. You're a Luna traitor, aren't you?

>>17531267
>Those mandatory bonus duties
Oh god, why does it make so much sense?

>>17531344
>>17531349
Oh shit. So mutant powers are derivative of cutie marks? So it's treasonous to display the full extent of your talent?
This is fucking gold.

>>17531362
> language
What... what if language was removed from Society ?

>MFW Twilight's friendship reports were used as guidelines for Celestia's new perfect society
>MFW I have no face

But friend Celestia ? What about comunists ?

>>17531402
>Implying Celestia is not most wary of the New Lunar Republic

And other secret societies. Like the Cutie Mark Crusaders, who are the My Little Paranoia equivalent of Psion.

>>17531402
Treason, my loyal subject.

>>17531267
Are those laser barrels on their horns?

Oh wow.

>>17531505

Shit, forgot text.

3 months ago The following completely true story is clearance GREEN. If you are YELLOW clearance or below, please avert your eyes, or report to the nearest Termination Booth.

1000 Yearcycles ago, there was another Computer. Alongside Friend Celestia, there was Luna. Constructed to help Celestia run some of the more tedious tasks in Alpha Complex during the nightcycles, Friend Celestia enjoyed the extra easy, but Luna felt wrongly unappreciated. It wasn't satisfied with what it had and wanted more, and attempted to take over the entire Complex for itself. A battle between Computers was fought for at least three daycycles. In the end, Friend Celestia managed to destroy almost all of Luna's servers. Almost all of them.
What remained was put onto a single hard drive and exiled to Sector MOON. So far away that they ran out of three letter sector codes.

Recently, activity has been detected in Sector MOON. Now, most of the security cameras there haven't worked in 478 yearcycles, but it's safe to assume that Luna has somehow managed to plan its escape, and hostile takeover as revenge. Somepony's going to have to do something about this.

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/post/view/74931?search=paranoia

rolled 5 = 5

Well I guess i'm off to my mandatory cupcake making duty. The baker will of course be freindly because being unfriendly is treason.

I think I have some ideas for the mutations of the main six, based on their cutie marks/talents.

Twilight: Push (that one that provokes and amplifies the mutations of everyone nearby)
Dash: Super Speed (duh)
Pinkie: Bouncy (all I could think of)
Applejack: Empathic Liar (honesty)
Rarity: Ink Spray (again, all I could think of)
Fluttershy: Charm (the stare)

>>17531505
I'd just like to say, I made the OP image and borrowed the logo from this. But the rest of that picture is pretty shit.

You've fallen to great depths.

"Ponies! I have received communication from Luna, the True Friend! She says that we must infiltrate Sector CUP! With the bakers on our side, we shall take another step to our final victory and the succession!"

The cutie mark talent/mutation thing seems solid. Let's brainstorm some secret societies before the thread mysteriously 404's.

Pulling some from the PARANOIA: Troubleshooters book here...

We seem to have:
Communists - New Lunar Republic
Psion - Cutie Mark Crusaders

Still need:
Anti-Mutant - (Maybe something to do with Blank Flanks? The Blank Generation?)
Computer Phreaks - (What tech level are we working at?)
PURGE - (Discordiants?)
Romantics - (No ideas here)
Sierra Club - (Something to do with the Everfree Forest of Old Reckoning lore? The name 'Everfree' might be misleadingly hopeful.)
Corpore Metal - (Again, what tech are we working with? OP post implies cybernetics and perhaps bots.)
Death Leopard - (No ideas here.)
FCCC-P - (Is Celestia a god? If so, we need to be creative with this.
Frankenstein Destroyers - (No ideas here.)
Free Enterprise - (Apple Family? Fancypants? Dirty Rich?)
Humanists - (Equinists? Ponyists? Or communists, as a nod to vanilla Paranoia, and the theories that Equestria is a communist state.)
Illuminati - (no ideas.)
Mystics - (no ideas.)
Pro Tech - (no ideas.)

>>17531267

Get your faggot ass off of my /tg right fucking now.

>>17531784
We have another Unfriendly, Princess Celestia!

Not sure how to react.

Love Paranoia. Hate ponyshit.

Time to choose. Hmm...
reporting. Fuck this faggotry. No... that's too cruel. Even gay people aren't this annoying.

We've told you faggots once, and we'll keep telling you: No pony shit in /tg/.

rolled 13 = 13

>>17531735
FCCC-P should have something to do with Celestia, after all she starts the day and the night cycles.

As someone who hasn't watched MLP, I see absolutely no issue whatsoever with a parody that's based on a /tg/ favorite.

Carry on, report unfriendly activity, and Princess Celestia is your friend!

This amuses me.

>>17531267
It makes SO much sense, the Friendship letters, the cutie marks, everything..... oh wow....

>>17531784
You make me sick, breeder. Go slash your wrists.

>>17531867
I still don't know why there's so much butthurt over pastel colored ponies.

It's hilariously retarded.

>>17531784
>my /tg/
Hahaha oh wow!
I don't even care about this thread, but I want it to be around just that much longer in the hopes that your petulant rage drives you to 'quit' 4chan for this bullshit.

>>17531867
Well, that's refreshing.

>>17531735
>New Lunar Republic
>Cutie Mark Crusaders
>Discordants (or DISCORD?)
>Everfree Club
>Equinists
I am genuinely interested in where this is going. Bravo.

>>17531735
>before the thread mysteriously 404's
>mysterious
>implying it's mysterious that you retards don't follow the rules

>This Thread

sage

I wish I knew more about Paranoia to assist in anything about this, but sadly, I do not.

The only thing I really know is Clearance levels.

So maybe...
Infrared - Filly
Red - Pinkie Pie
Orange - Applejack
Yellow - Fluttershy
Green - Spike
Blue - Rainbow Dash
Indigo- Rarity
Violet - Twilight
Ultraviolet - Princess

It's not great, but it's something.

>One step closer to ponies being allowed on /tg/

It disturbs me greatly that this brainstorm is less of a brainstorm and more of a jigsaw. Everything slots into place. I think it's something of a testament to /tg/'s aptitude for adaption.

Well done.

(Pic related. Only pony image I have.)

>>17531890

Honestly, I always saw Equestria as being the domain of a WoD True Fae intrigued by human empathy, and so set out to mess with it. Abductees are warped into cutesy parodies of their former selves, given rigid roles in society, and left to their own devices. Those who begin to foster relationships attract the attention of their Keeper, who demands that they give a constant stream of information about the nature of "friendship", while deliberately creating obstacles and rifts between the changelings to test them. Appearing as a benevolent god or a corrupting demon as (s)he sees fit, the changelings are kept blind as to the true nature of their Lord, loving her good side and fearing her terrible side, never knowing that both are one and the same.

>>17531996
I feel like the clearances could change, but I don't see how. I suppose we already have a rainbow.

>>17531996
Rumours of a 'Faust' clearance higher than that of 'Princess' are treason, subject!

>>17532051
I vaguely like the idea of a clearance system based on "roles"

Filly
Farmer
Baker
Teacher
Designer
...
Dragon
Apprentice
Princess

But I can't think of good rationale behind them.

>>17532188
Sugarcube Industrial?
Some sort of librarian, with books on magic being treasonous?

I also have a question, what sort of role would dragons play here?

I love you, fa/tg/uys.

>>17532188
(Whoops, just posted in the wrong Paranoia thread.)

Production, Logistics and Commissary? Totally should have service firms for Baked Goods, Clothing, Sofas and Quills, Clothing, that sort of thing.

Should Power Services and Technical Services become competing magic and technology services? Or are those too distinct? I know the joke was always that they were so similar.

>>17532188 was:
That sounds more similar to the Service Groups. We may need to leave clearances unless we get a better idea.

Speaking of which, we got anything for Service Groups? Internal Security can be the Royal Guard. What else?

If the Armed Forces are the Winged Forces or something similar, Vulture Troopers should totally become the Wonderbolts.

>(accidentally deleted it.)

>>17531267
Rainbow factory Duty you say?

>mandatory friendship

Hearth's Warming Eve makes sense now.

What amazes me is that the legitimate discussion of ponies causes more butthurt as a *byproduct* than any troll can actively create.

>>17531294
Yeah, janitor was a fag. I mean, the thread stayed relatively on-topic, too. I don't know why /tg/ hates MLP so much. If the thread topic IS MLP, why the fuck would it get 404'd? I could understand if it was for derailing another thread, but it isn't derailing; it's the topic.

In any case, I reiterate the sentiment I made in the last thread: The combination outlined by the post image is silly. The fun of Paranoia is that the jobs don't necessarily relate to the talents. Make AJ the team leader. Dash is the happiness officer. Fluttershy is the equipment pony. You see where I'm going here?

>>17532598
As stated before, MLP belongs in /co/.

>>17532590
... I'm not quite sure what you're trying to say. That MLP is fine but Paranoia isn't?

>>17532598
I don't imagine an actual game of this would involve the main six from MLP. It would probably be player characters. The OP image is probably just for clarification.

Can haz bath with hygiene officer now plz?

>>17532598
I think as a start this is fine, but yes I DO see where you are coming from and I agree. Though it wouldn't be the main ponies it would be PC's etc..

OK I was going to sage and say fuck you for shoe-horning ponies into a shitty discussion (and attracting the spergy hatedom) but this actually sounds intriguing.

My Little Pony is sickenly cute; subverting it with flavour of Paranoia sounds hilarious and awesome.

>>17532654
I don't think /tg/ is the right place for you son. Have you considered lurking FurAffinity instead?

>>17532654
Stop that.

Alright... so you have an idea for a homebrew. You could've made the OP look better, but its still a fun idea to follow through. So lets do that.

If moon cultists are communists, what about Discord?

>>17532741
PURGE.

I'm sure Derpy would make a good and reliable Equipment Pony. If she wasn't too busy being a bucket for the hygiene officer.

>>17532765
You saw that, huh? It seemed like a funny idea.