Wasted on them: Have your players forget 4 essential NPC names.

When All You Have...

Kill a plot-important NPC or villain with an impact weapon before the GM meant you to.

Train Wreck: Campaign is derailed during first session.

And The Horse You Rode In On: Eject a player from your game.

Alright, let me think about this: The campaign is disrupted by an ingame unforseen event.

Faggotry knows no bounds: Be OP of this thread

>>17541350
My old campaign was called Trainwreck.
The PC's met during a Trainwreck.
And the campaign was a Trainwreck.

My current campaign is called Brainwreck.
For...similar reasons.

It's sort of become a theme in our group. All of our campaigns involve it in some way now. Shipwreck, Treewreck, etc.
It's kinda...awesome(?)

Well, That Was Awkward: Describe sex in detail.

Derivative Life: Respond to OP's thread by calling him a faggot.

Conscientious Objector: Resolve an intended combat encounter without using direct violence.

Pacifist: Resolve three intended combat encounters in a row without using direct violence.

Time Lord In Training: Resolve intended five combat encounters in a row without using direct violence.

Just As Planned: Successfully railroad a campaign without anyone noticing.

...Imitates Art?

Directly copy an element of another story for your character or setting.

That Seems Familiar: See your campaign posted about on /tg/

Backstabber: Murder a character without being caught.

Ripper: Murder three characters without being caught.

>>17541405
Jack The Ripper: Murder a player without being caught.

Syrup: Have your character polymorphed or otherwise become a dryad.

Swan Song: Change race at least three times over the course of a campaign

Yes Dear: Run a campaign with your significant other as a player.

Forever and Ever: Be the GM for three years straight.

The End: Accidentally TPK

>>17541449
Song of Ice and Fire: run the same campaign with the same NPCs for twenty years.

NOPE: Your bypass the BBEG without using combat, magic, diplomacy, or stealth.

IT BEGINS : Meet your first That Guy

FUCK YOUR RAILS: have your campaign derailed by a substitute DM

Ovid Wannabe: Transformation occurs in three consecutive sessions of your campaign.

Meaningless Achievements Are The Fucking Worst: Read the rule book

Sparkles: Start a campaign in which no players use typical races or classes.

Guy Montag: Set a building or dungeon with enemies inside on fire.

fuck canon: have your players kill plot-important characters in a canon setting

Snowflake: A player uses a homebrewed class or equipment.
Snowglobe: Three players use homebrewed classes or equipment.
Snowstorm: Every player uses homebrewed classes or equipment

Unleash the Power of the Sun!: Exalt as a Solar

When the Moon Hits Your Eye: Exalt as a Lunar

Party like a Rock Star, Kick a Little Ass: Exalt as an Infernal

Down to Earth: Exalt as a Terrestrial

It All Comes Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Dooown: Exalt as an Abyssal

Before Enlightenment Chop Wood, Carry Water. After Enlightenment, Chop Wood, Carry Water: Exalt as a Sidereal

Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto: Exalt as an Alchemical

Into the sunset: Complete a oneshot with an optimistic ending.
There is another: Complete a oneshot with a bittersweet ending
No Hope: End a oneshot with a TPK.

Must Run Away: Fail a Fear test in Adeptus Evangelion.

Bleeding Heart: Sit through someone's railroady, boring game just because they're having so much fun running it.

Epic Dragon Kill: One shot a strong enemy

You Are Not Mark Hamill: At least one player tries to make a Joker expy for your superhero game.

These Aren't My Glasses: An NPC is killed by projectiles to the face.

I Used To Be An Adventurer: Expose the party to the human wreckage of their collateral damage.
(Party once drove a closeted knight to attempt suicide)

Did Not Read The Manual: Player catastrophically misunderstands the function of new equipment

I Never Asked For This: Player character receives awesome powers at the cost of humanity, angsts about it.

I Am On FIRE: Player rolls crit-equivalent after crit-equivalent.

Dim bulb: The character does something uncharacteristically stupid.

>>17541579
This would be perfect, but add fapping while asleep. (It's a real thing)

Rule Nazi: Derail an entire session by obscure rules bickering.

Grognard, HO!: Derail 3 sessions with obscure rules bickering.

Revolution: force a DM/GM switch mid game

Bug Splatter: TPK at level one

Don't be that guy: GEt That Guy killed

Calamitous Intent: Attempt To kill your own party and fail horribly.

Calamitous success: kill your own party

Team Killing Fucktard: kill your own part 5 times.

You Find Three Hit Points: Attempt to run a game that you have never read the manuals for.

thieving is my name: Party steals an item that they shouldn't have

Dick Ass Thief: someone steals something extremely valuble and promptly knocks the former owner into at least unconsciousness.

Fumbles: Roll on the perils of the warp table in Dark Heresy.
Liability: Hurt or kill a friendly character through a roll on the perils of the warp table in Dark Heresy
Boltmagnet: Obtain a roll of mass possession, daemonhost, or be swallowed by the Warp due to a Perils roll.

low tech - all players are humans. No one has magical powers.

you maniacs! - destroy the earth

it keeps happening - destroy two planets that are homeworlds of two different sentient species

now witness the power of a fully operational battle station - destroy all sentient life in the galaxy

I shouldn't care - make a player cry through emotional damage

Shit got real - kill a well liked NPC

Vindictive - do it twice

Remember meeeeee - create a legacy character that appears in at least three campaigns

there's always one - turn down a player attempting to have sex with an NPC.

Hot Potato!: Switch DMs in a single campaign multiple times
Hot Potato Victory: Somehow make it work

I am the law!: Convince an NPC that you or your party works as police officers/city guards/etc. despite not actually being employed by any government.

Berserker! : Kill the BBEG or one of his most powerful minions on your own with nothing but your bare hands.

I haven't come this far to give up now: Fight an enemy that the rest of your party ran from.

ROFL copter: derail a game by making everyone at the table laugh uncontrollably
Mood swing: rescue an awkward moment with a one liner
Why so serious?: Make a joke during a really serious scene

Jolly good show chap: Do something so awesome the GM buys you a drink

>>17541677
Counter-Revolution: Be restored as DM/GM by loyalist players following a successful revolution.

>>17541318
Got all the OP achivements except TPK. I never found TPKs to make interesting stories so I always just fudged rolls in that case.

Actually I always fudge rolls to make it a challenge for everyone. Wizards have plot armor and rarely get crit damage unless I noticed they started feeling invulnable while warriors and tanks always got to perform their role in such a way that they really feel they are contributing to every fight.

That said, a chaotic-stupid player is a dead player in my games and the same goes for players to make such a mess of a situation that it is unavoidable - in the latter case I always give them a chance to escape though and it is always roleplay based and never rollplay based.

don't give up - lose more than your entire health in one combat

overdrawn at the blood bank - lose three times your health in one combat

WHY WON'T YOU STAY DOWN? - continue fighting after going to 0HP

phyrric victory - kill an enemy at the cost of your own life

The good ones always die young - kill the BBEG at the cost of your own life

Who needs support?: Play a D&D3.5 campaign where none of the players are Clerics or Druids

PRAISE VECTRON!: Play Dungeons the Dragoning

Nothing can stop us!: Complete a full Dungeons the Dragoning campaign.

Collateral Annihilation: Destroy millions of dollars/gold/currency worth of equipment, buildings, vehicles, etc. in a single combat.

[ X ] Roll the dice! : Have your first combat as DM

[ X ] Getting better: run the same campaign for 3 sessions in a row

[ X ] Surging forward: run the same campaign for 5 sessions in a row

[ X ] Keep on Trucking: run the same campaign for 7 sessions in a row

[ X ] And the adventure continues: run a campaign after the BBEG is defeated

[ X ] wool over the eyes: work in a reference to another form of media that at least 2 of your players should've got, but didn't

[ X ] story teller : maintain player interest for over 15 minutes without anyone rolling a dice

[ X ] story master: maintain player interest for a whole session without anyone rolling a dice (First session of oWoD I ran, nobody in the group but me and a bro I had brought had ever played PnP RPGs before, so i wanted to introduce them to roleplaying before I introduced them to dice)

[ X ] And The Horse You Rode In On: Eject a player from your game.

Ragnarok: A TPK involving the destruction of a pantheon.
Sutur-self: A TPK that involves the world being set on fire.
Roots of the World Tree: Be left for dead after losing an eye.

Magpie: Loot an item of wargear from a defeated foe in a Deathwatch game.
Honourary Magpie: Loot an item of wargear on every mission of a Deathwatch game.
Giftee of the Millenium: Loot a Relic in a Deathwatch game.

This is going to be a long night: Run a campaign for people who've never played before

Everything went better than expected: There are no 'that guy's in the first timer campaign

>Player Achivement:
Import Save: Use your last character in the next campaign.
White Knight: Always Good. All the time.
So Cool and Edgy: Always Evil. All the time.
MODERN CHARACTER: Always Grey. All the time.
Breaking the wall: Use your real life knowledge to break ingame mechanic.
The Hero: Rescue a Princess.
It wasn't meant to be: Fall in love with a character on the enemy side.
Blood for the Blood God: Roll a 10+ on all rending hit in one battle.
Capitalism Ho!: Spend more time trading stuff than playing the game itself.
Eisenhorn: Turn your worst enemy into your greatest ally.
Chairman: Continue fighting despite reaching -0HP.
>GM Achievements:
Along the way: Never plan for your session but manage to run the game without stop.
Recycle: Reuse the same NPC again and again without the players noticing.
Watching Eyes: Create a NPC based on yourself.
>>17541579
I might make an image like this if I gather enough achievement from these kind of thread.

Who the Hell do you Think I am?!: Have a PC die, only to continue their legacy in the party, even after death.

Broken Pacifism: Have the PC with least monster-kills single-handedly defeat the BBEG in a duel.

Lolligagging: Complete a session with your PC being the only one in combat.

If It Works... Use the same weapon for an entire campaign.

Deep Thought: Build a supercomputer in a philosophical or comedy campaign.

YOU GONNA GET TAKEN HOME - have the players adopt an NPC

good investment - have such an NPC save a players life

Earn your happy ending - Have a player break your campaign in a way that you didn't expect, leading to a happier ending for everyone

these goddamn guys again - run 5 combats with a group of minor villains who always escape before your players kill them

>>17541483

Ripping good yarn - when you say you want to bring an end of a day's session, your players beg you to keep going.

Art Critic: destroy an idol or other mythos artifact in Call of Cthulhu or Delta Green

>Paranoia Will Destroy Ya
Run through an entire 6-pack of clones in one session

>That Information is Above Your Clearance Level
Play a session of Paranoia: High Programmers

>Happiness is Mandatory, Citizen!
Run a session of Paranoia.

Better then expected: A player comes out of a campaign a better roleplayer

Cassandra Wannabe: Kill off a character after his player attempts (successfully) to predict the next plot point.

One Man Theater: Enact a dialog between two NPCs.

One Man Comedy Routine: Enact a dialog between two NPCs that makes the entire party laugh.

I Read Your Book: Use a DM's house rules against them.

I Wrote Your Book: Have a DM use all of your house rules.

Hindu Convert: Have a player commit suicide to try to make a new character.

Snowman: Create a very special DMPC with custom rules

Snow Fort: Create a very very special location in your campaign with custom rules that can't be touched.

Warm Front: Remove every homebrewed element from your game in-game.

It's A Feature: Kill an insect with a character sheet, then claim its entrails as a dot on your sheet.

>It's A Feature: Kill an insect with a character sheet, then claim its entrails as a dot on your sheet.

Haha, I see what you did there.

>>17542298
>Hindu Convert

GM general achievements:

Invested: Get the player characters emotionally attached to an NPC.

By The Heartstrings: Get the PLAYERS emotionally attached to an NPC.

It's Fucking On Now Chaps: Drive the player characters or players into a vengeful fury at an antagonist when the NPC they've grown attached to is harmed or killed.

Dr. Manhattan: Successfully introduce and use an NPC with godlike power that the PCs don't abuse for their own gain, and has legitimate reasons to not solve the plot instantly.

Chekhov's Gun: Use a seemingly innocuous plot element from earlier in the game to complicate or resolve a current problem.

Chekhov's Ninjas: Use a Chekhov's Gun that nobody saw coming.

Chekhov's Deus Ex Machina: Use an unexpected action the players did earlier to solve a problem that would otherwise be utterly insurmountable.

His Name? It's, Uh, Steve: Have player interest in a minor NPC create a character who goes on to have a major role in the plot.

>>17541318
Got all of them but fickle feaster, but they have done things to try and gain my favor.
>>17541341
Unlocked.
>>17541350
Unlocked.
>>17541351
Unlocked
>>17541355
Unlocked
>>17541373
Unlocked. Players needed the favor of Graz'zt, had their female leader walk in and willingly get raped by him
>>17541386
Unlocked.
>>17541390
Guilty.
>>17541449
Probably why I have everything here.
>>17541501
Unlocked.
>>17541503
Had my fair share of that.
>>17541517
Greyhawk. Robilar.

WoD player achievements:

Wait, How The Fuck: Create a character who can attack with 20+ aggravated dice per turn without the ST noticing.

No, Really, How The Fuck: Create a character who can attack with 20+ aggravated dice per turn without meaning to.

Do The Impossible: Kill a True Fae.

See The Invisible: Learn about the hidden truths of the world.

Fight The Power: Defy the will of the Exarchs and live to tell the story.

Fuck The Police: Break the plot so badly that the alignment of reality has to be restructured to account for what you just did.

WoD GM achievements:

That Was Unexpected: Have the PCs kill or nearly kill a monster you never intended to be beatable in a straight up fight.

Where We're Going, We Won't Need Rails: Have the PCs jump ship into the plot of another supernatural group, whether to foil them or aid them.

Saving The Day: The PCs bail out a group you fully intended to die.

I Am The God Of Hellfire: Have a player trick fire spirits into thinking they're a bigger fire spirit.

And I Bring You Fire: Have the same player trick vampires into thinking they're a flaming angel of God's vengeance.

I Meant For That To Happen: Quietly restructure your story based around player actions and have it fit organically into the setting.

Nigga I Shit Trains, Now What: Have a player survive getting hit by a Train/Death Magath.

TWOOOOOO SCOOOOOOOOOOPS: Have the players successfully ally with the spirit of the Sun, and be unable to argue against this being possible.

Pulling Punches: Avert a TPK intentionally.
WWE: Avert a TPK intentionally without the players knowing.
Will it Blend?: Use a genre that is unconventional to the ruleset you're playing.
Master of 1,000 Voices: Use a different voice for every NPC your players encounter.
You Are the Demons: Make every character's alignment shift to evil before the end of the campaign.
You Are the Heroes: Make every character's alignment shift to good before the end of the campaign.
You Are the...Player Characters?: Make every character's alignment shift to neutral before the end of the campaign.
Make Love, Not War: Convince the player characters to join the BBEG without overpowering them.
Yes-man: Never tell any player "no," for an entire campaign.

And so it begins...
Run your first campaign

Archive? Archive.

Just recovered from running an nWoD campaign last night.
Achievements unlocked:
>Infant Tree
Introduce child soldiers into the campaign.

>What Was That?
Introduce a new kind of creature the players don't know how to defeat or fight.

>Middle of Fucking Nowhere
Set the campaign far from the trappings and resources of a civilized area.

>All Our Guns Are Loaded
Tell the players that turning on each other is perfectly acceptable.

>Cold, Wet, Miserable
Make the players joyful at the prospect of finding shoes that fit.

>...And a Headache
Make them worried that they may have mysterious diseases.

Oh, what fun..

Banned from Argo: Have the party become wanted on a planet for their deeds.

Beowulf: Have a character wield a weapon a size category or more larger than them.

Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places: Character falls for a character/NPC of opposite alignment.

Probability's Bitch: Roll more than two natural ones during a boss encounter.

By The Skin Of Your Teeth: Survive said encounter.

The Lollipop Guild: The whole party is made of size category Small or smaller races.

>>17542459
Wait. I'm not a big WoD expert. Where do ghosts of fire and Sun appear there?

Jeepers creepers
Make a player feel genuinely scared in a horror themed game.

Has this been archived cause I want oto read this but need to sleep since work tomorrow

>>17544834
Then fucking do it. How is this board supposed to get shit done if the fa/tg/uys are even too lazy to click two links and give in some text? Seriously, fuck you.

>>17544390

>Jeepers creepers
>Make a player feel genuinely scared in a horror themed game.

Impossible. People don't play horror games to be genuinely scared.

>>17542413
>willingly get raped

$5 he can't even bother to learn

>Origionals:
damn, I'm only 11/13. Story master is godmode ><

>>17541341
Check and check. In the same game no less :p

>>17541350
>>17541349
Yup. That's more of a player achieve though.

Player achievements.

Supreme Idort Godlike Superbeing: as a Wizard, Cleric, Druid, Archivist or Factotum, die to a level-appropriate encounter.
Who Painted My Roses Red: as a one-time replacement DM, turn the game on its head and have someone else lose their heads over it.
Taggart Transcontinental: after every derail, get the players back on the tracks before the session ends.
Casey Jones: finish the game without the players ever successfully derailing it.
The Villain: use the DM's railroading to dispose of an NPC.
The Music Molester: play a bard and have a bigger in-game footprint than anyone else in the party, including the full casters.
Back Alley Kender Transplant: play your character as a Kender without anyone noticing for at least one story arc.
Skillgorilla: smash a campaign to pieces through skill checks alone.
And The Little Fishes: make the DM and the other players smash a campaign without doing anything yourself.
Extra Heretical: Bring a copy of the Dark Heresy rulebook into the Vatican.
So Ronery: Buy a game and never play it because no one is interested.
Oops I did it again: Buy minis but never paint them, use them, or even take them out of the packaging.
I have no beard but I must shave: Get into an argument about rules editions of a game you don't even play.
Forever Alone: Plan for a game/match but there's no one to play with.
Must Play: Travel to another city just to play/join a game/match.
A Wizard is never late: Cancel/Stop whatever you are doing because of a game/match.
Nor is he is too early: Arrive precisely on time at a game/match.

(continued in next post)

>>17545156
Short Attention Span: Play a computer game while in an rpg session or a game match.
MULTITASK: Play another RPG with another group while in an RPG session.
1st ed Old school fighter: Win a level appropriate encounter or higher doing nothing but standing in melee and full attacking until the battle ends and contributing 50% or more of the damage inflicted. Minimum 10 round requirement
1st ed Old school Thief: Steal something from party members 3 times in a single session and create an excuse that at least gives them enough reasonable doubt that they don’t kill you
1st ed Old school Wizard: Win a level appropriate or higher with nothing but damage spells one of which must be a fireball that catches a minimum one party member and contributing 50% or more of the damage inflicted .Minimum 10 round requirement
1st ed Old school Cleric: Cast only full party buffs and heal while winning a level appropriate encounter. You must miss 30% or more of your attacks.
Railroad tycoon: As a player, get everyone to follow you on a personal sidequest. As a GM, get the players to follow your narrative without trying to kill important plot NPC's.
What's your poison: Use poison to kill a large amount of people/things in a tavern.
Brass Balls: Hit the BBEG while he is monologuing.
Godlike: On a single skill roll, beat the listed "hard" DC for the maximum character level.
With Friends Like These... : When totaling a single attack, defense, or skill roll, be interrupted by at least three other players pointing out additional bonuses.
...Who Needs Enemies?: When totaling a single attack, defense, or skill roll, be interrupted by at least three other players pointing out penalties.

Lets see.

Yo dawg: Have a player ride a mount, who is in turn riding a mount.

Fastball special: Have a PC kill the BBEG with another PC.

True masters of the mind: Have a party member kill a PC, NPC, or monster with his brain. As in, the actual organ.

Your all playing what now?: Have a one-class-only game.

>a dice

Jinxed: A player rolls low consistently through the entire session even if they switched out their dice.
Eugene Horowitz: A player rolls ones consistently through the entire campaign even if they bought new dice.

STOP! Hammer Time!: Successfully halt a battle by any Perform skill and then resume said battle by smashing a hammer in any enemy's face

I'm The Juggernaut, Bitch!: Successfully smash through at least five walls in one session

That’s Not Supposed To Work: Escape a 5x5x5 room by casting Fireball

Xeno Lover: French-kiss a Ork, a Kroot and a Eldar during the same adventure/story arc

Curse of Monkey Island: Get transformed into a monkey by a curse

]Surf’s Up, Dude!: Surf any cart or wagon into battle without the aid of horses or other means of propulsion

Nuke It From Orbit: Successfully order in a "Danger Close" macrocannon barrage. (The character must survive to earn this achievement)

The Codecks Astartees Nehmes This Maneuvah Steel Rehn: Successfully complete a Drop Pod insertion onto a battlefield.

We Are The Empra's Fureh!: Subjugate a world and baptize it by force to the Imperial Cult

What's your poison: Use poison to kill a large amount of people/things in a tavern.

>>17545203
>Your all playing what now?: Have a one-class-only game.
Haha, I've done that. We were all wizards and the party infighting was so bad we got taken out by the city guards instead of the goblins. Silly 1st level wizards...

>Nuke It From Orbit: Successfully order in a "Danger Close" macrocannon barrage. (The character must survive to earn this achievement)
Achievement unlocked

Radioed in a full macrocannon barrage as the Rogue Trader at the end of the the Lure of the Expanse adventure arc. That fukkin' wraithlord died like a bitch... along with the entire tomb/whatever the fuck it was it was protecting and the arch-militant who was trying to distract it from killing the techpriest and me while we were running like scared chickens and radioing our cruiser.
Still... we got some good loot and the corpse of a farseer from the venture.

40K TT

"The gun show"
Win with a squad of Ogryns

"Shut up, Hannibal"
Kill a Chaos Sorceror with Imperial Guardsmen.

"I can do it, Apollo!"
Win a melee engagement with Tau Fire Warriors

"The Skill-less Wonder"
Deploy an unpainted Superheavy unit for any faction

>>17545287
>Xeno Lover: French-kiss a Ork, a Kroot and a Eldar during the same adventure/story arc
That's disturbingly precise. I don't think even R'Myr's Space Pimps did that.

GM:
you just love to hate: Create a BBEG that the players love, but the characters despise with a passion

consequences will never be the same: Tie down one of your players with a child after he consorts with an NPC

Royals who actually do something: Have the King and Queen of the kingdom be reasonable people and who's vizier isn't evil

Cower in fear, mortals : Kill a player with a single attack dealing more than three times their HP total

Someone forgot to check...: add traps to a room after players forget to search for them

Player achievements:
STR is not my dump stat: while not under the effect of any spells keep a part of a building from collapsing long enough for everyone to escape using just his hands (or equivalent)

DEX is not my dump stat: while not under the effect of any spells have a character hit a target 4 size categories smaller than them

CON is not my dump stat: while not under the effect of any spells, drink something that should poison you sufficiently to kill you and survive

INT is not my dump stat: Work out who the BBEG is before he's set up as the bad guy

WIS is not my dump stat: Never fall for a trap for a whole campaign

CHA is not my dump stat: while not under the effect of any spells Have a romantic encounter in every village you visit, OR convince the BBEG to change his ways with a diplomacy roll

>>17545822
>CON is not my dump stat: while not under the effect of any spells, drink something that should poison you sufficiently to kill you and survive
Was had by a friend of mine. Ravenloft campaign in Not-Egypt, she rolls up a cleric of Osiris. The local mummy lord awakens and makes all water in the kingdom spread mummy rot, the effects start to show up slowly. We walk through the desert, she tries to create water. Surprise, surprise, all that comes out is few drops of a black stenching liquid. She tries to drink it nevertheless, it tastes awful.
>I need a Fortitude save from you.
>Wait, what!? OH SHI-
>Natural 20
>The DC was actually high enough that she wouldn't survive it if it was not for the auto-success, she needed something like rolled 29.


>INT is not my dump stat: Work out who the BBEG is before he's set up as the bad guy
Was kinda had recently. DSA adventure, bad guys at two fronts, what we don't realise. Our quest-giver for one front is BBEG from another, using the situation to sell his soul to an arch-demon.
>Friend makes in our first encounter with local guys drop a joke about how the guys is a dark sorceror.
>Later, we fail to foil hos plans.

>>17545822
> Have the King and Queen of the kingdom be reasonable people
Well that's not too bad, I'll just use the viz--
>and who's vizier isn't evil
FUCK

>>17546861
Knight-Commander man, Knight-Commander

>Tumbling Down: End a Campaign due to there being nothing left alive that could possibly be a viable option for a new player character in the entire setting.

>WALL-E: as above, but instead continue the campaign anyways.

>Brave Little Toaster: Start a campaign where all of the PCs are inanimate objects.

>Everyone Lives!: Run an entire campaign where no PC or NPC who is ever shown on screen dies.

>The A-Team: do the above in an action campaign

>Time Travel GM achievements
Some serious shit: Intentionally introduce time travel to your campaign.
Sound of Thunder: Create a new timeline based on player actions in the past.
Trials and Tribble-ations: Return to an old adventure using time travel, add on to it, but change none of the events that the old characters experienced.
Blick Winkel: After having your PCs meet their future-selves at least twice, without using mind-control, the threat of Paradoxes or other GM-fiat, get them to perform all actions they saw their future-selves perform when you have them encounter their past-selves.
Great Scott!: Be perfectly consistent in your application of time travel throughout your entire campaign.
The Leap Home: End your campaign where it chronologically started.

>>17547219
>Blick Winkel: After having your PCs meet their future-selves at least twice, without using mind-control, the threat of Paradoxes or other GM-fiat, get them to perform all actions they saw their future-selves perform when you have them encounter their past-selves.

Does anyone have pulled this off? Stories?

Quite An Experience To Live In Fear, Isn't It?: Have the BBEG spare a PC's life.

Tuned to a Dead Channel: Start a cyberpunk campaign.
The Final Frontier: Start a space exploration campaign.
A Galaxy Far, Far Away: Start a space opera campaign.
War...War Never Changes: Start a post-apocalyptic campaign.

Ah Yes, "Reapers": Have the local government disbelieve the players' warning about an imminent threat.

>>17544390
I've actually done this one. It's never been so dark on a brightly lit day.

-What Could Have Been: Explain the entire rest of your ideas to the players when your campaign goes under.

>>17541750
>It keeps happening
>setting up a homestuck PnP session
>2 races because I can't get everyone to just be god-damned humans
>MFW I have this achievement locked up.

Conductor: Threaten a player that doesn't go along with the plot.

oWoD:
>I beat the Flash!
Kill another character who's using supernatural speed without enhancing yourself in the same direction.

>Doesn't afraid of anything
Try to make a fire. As a vampire.

>You will live on in my heart
Sucessfully diablerize another PC.

>Wait... What?
Actually succeed on a roll that your Storyteller intended to be a joke.

>MacGuyver
Use a supernatural ability in a creative way.

Some that I don't know names for:
>
A botch derails the whole campaign.

>
A botch causes the whole table to burst out laughing.

How do you archive?

>>17550894
>Leaves on the line
>Joker Gas

Bumper: bump a thread on /tg/

GM:

Directed by M. Night: Have a BBEG turn out to be on the PC's side, only to betray them later.

No, John...: Have the players be the bad guys all along.

Dead Men Can't Sing: Kill the party's bard off in the 1st session

To Hell With You: Have the party take a trip to the afterlife, or just a very underground and fiery place with demons.

Magic Missile: Have the BBEG be a wizard.

Brutal and Ruthless: Have the BBEG be a huge, armored warlord.

Shivs Up!: Have the BBEG be a slippery leader of a crime syndicate.

Master Of Silence: Masturbate for atleast 30 seconds while the players are out of the room.

I Can Explain: Get caught while doing so.

Master Chef: Have a player vomit during one of your sessions.

Blood Mage: Have a player hurt himself to the point of visible blood during one of your sessions.

Fight Club: Have a fight break out during one of your sessions.

Martyrdom: Have a BBEG kill one of the PCs after his death.

Rock-Bottom: Have the party do something disturbing OOC.

OP achievements:

Oh shit, really?: have a thread you made yesterday still be there when you get back the following day

Not 1: Kill a teammate by critically failing.

Hit The Ground Running: Survive a fall after taking full falling damage.

Stalag-might: As a dwarf, kill an opponent with a headbutt.

No Homo: Seduce a party member of the same sex as your character.

Weabomb: Successfully sneak a Tome of Battle character into a campaign.

I'm gonna post some that have actually happened in games I've played.

Pincushion
Have at least 10 arrows in you at one time.

You all meet at the-HOLY FUCK
Burn down a tavern

Shit Tyrone get it together
accidentally KO/kill another player

DID YOU SEE A DRAGON?
Single-handedly kill a dragon in one turn

I DIDN'T SEE ANY DRAGONS
Single-handedly kill 3 dragons in one turn each

DEFINETELY NO DRAGONS HERE
Single-handedly kill an avatar of tiamat in one turn.

I need better friends
Have an entire group consisting of nothing but min/maxers

anyone got some more for Dark Heresy? I showed these to my group today and they loved them

An Ice Cream In the Sun: Use a flamer or melta weapon to inflict wounds on multiple enemies at once.

My Achievements:

[x] You all meet in a tavern
[x] Roll the dice!
[x] Getting better
[x] Surging forward
[x] Keep on Trucking
[x] And the adventure continues
[x] Forever and Ever

[x] story teller
[x] story master

[x] Sparkles
[x] Did Not Read The Manual
[x] you maniacs!
[x] Shit got real
[x] Vindictive - do it twice
[x] Remember meeeeee

[x] you just love to hate
[x] Someone forgot to check
[x] Directed by M. Night
[x] To Hell With You
[x] Magic Missile
[x] Brutal and Ruthless

>>17555931
>I'm gonna post some that have actually happened in games I've played.
>Implying the other achievements in here didn't happen, for the most part

Mars Mission: Scare the shit out of your player's while telling the story.

rolled 2 = 2

the best offense...: kill someone with a shield
you're a she? :have your gender missed by other characters
How meta : Your players destroy a train
kindling : kill yourself by accidentally lighting yourself on fire

posting in an epic thread.

>>17541579

I just did the math and I have 80% of those achievements. ;_;

>>17547219
>Some serious shit: Intentionally introduce time travel to your campaign.
DM did this in a two-year-long campaign after a timeskip during the summer intermission.

>Blick Winkel: After having your PCs meet their future-selves at least twice, without using mind-control, the threat of Paradoxes or other GM-fiat, get them to perform all actions they saw their future-selves perform when you have them encounter their past-selves.
We were the ones who discovered, recovered, and introduced the mcGuffin that destroyed the kingdom in the past (of the first campaign). It was us.

Then we were fighting beholders over the course of two sessions, and we were horribly outclassed. After some out-of-session scheming, we decided to convince the DM to let us meet our future selves who would appear and save us from the beholders. It happened, and one of the PCs (Toryg) asked a future-PC: "Zephyr, where did you get that scar?"

During later travels, Zephyr was eventually knocked unconscious and got a scar.

During another encounter with future-ourselves, Zephyr asked future-Toryg: "Toryg, since when have you been female?" His response: "I've been one all along."

After about five minutes of laughter, it was retconned.

My Dorf character made a habit of bro-fisting his future self.

When we came back to fight the beholders (yes, we did run that encounter), I got to brofist my past self. Shit was off the hook.

>Great Scott!: Be perfectly consistent in your application of time travel throughout your entire campaign.
This happened.

>The Leap Home: End your campaign where it chronologically started.
It was open-ended. After encountering a parallel dimension and Master of All Universes Forever, we had to punch Lawful Stupid Bahmut to stop him from turning the universe into lawful nothing. After that, our point of temporal reference was kind of skewed.

>>17557077
We also killed the dragon baby of the dragon that kept trying to follow and kill us in the future.

Except the dragon was trying to kill our past selves, the ones who had no knowledge of time travel.

>>17541677
No, YOU are the demons: Attempt to kill who you think is "that guy" and piss off all your players in the process

>>17557077
>Time to split
Generate at least one object given from a future version of a character to his past version of himself that has no origin point

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My/my players' glorious collection of achievements. Anyone want to start making the tabletop version of PS3 platinum trophies?

Be A Family Man: Retire a character without having him/her killed.
Nostalgia: Have the other players miss your retiree.
1st Edition Was Better: Have the other players miss your retiree because your new character is far worse.

It's so crazy, it just might work: Black out while drinking during a game, still do your part and play in character

>>17556684
Got that one a few weeks ago.

The character is now referred to as 'Trainwreck'. When he beat the shit out of that train, the DM even quietly mumbled, 'That train was supposed to get away...'

Not that famous: One of your players runs a 'gritty' electricity user.

Work-in-progress: One of your players runs a 'morally gray' bio-user.

Not everything is permitted: One of your players runs a Neutral or Good Assassin.

Dammit, Salvatore!: One of your players runs a CG Drow.

Sadly, all have been done in my group ;_;

>>17557351

You Win D&D: Conquer the Nine Hells, the Abyss, and the Negative Energy Plane

You Win Pathfinder: Kill Rovagug the Rough Beast.

You Win Warhammer: Defeat the Chaos Gods and/or the Hive Mind.

You Win CoC: Kill an Elder God. (current holders: 1)

Pied Piper: Play as a bard and bring in your instrument of choice, playing songs as you use abilities

I Hold The Fate Of Millions: Have a spell/ability with an AOE larger than 100 ft and does more than 20 damage.

Cheaters Never Prosper: Look at the DM's campaign notes without them noticing

Loose Lips Sink Ships: Use metaknowledge to ruin a romantic relationship between a character and an NPC.

Stop Exploding You Cowards!: Have a PC or NPC get instagibbed.

You Fool!: Use an incredibly powerful and unstable artifact, despite (not so) subtle hints not too.

Speaking In Tongues: Know at least three languages.

Master Of The Spoken Word: Know at least five languages

Master Of The Unpronounceable: Know at least seven languages

Diamond Dozen: Have enough value in equipment or money to be worth 12 astral diamonds.

Icy What You Did There: Be encased, in a block of ice and survive.

The Penitent Man Shall Pass: Disarm 50 traps.

Master Of Unlocking: Pick 50 locks.

Tastes Like Chicken: Consume the flesh of an aberration.

I Hope My Liver Can Take It: Consume alcohol every time your character does for at least 5 sessions.

Taste The Rainbow: Do seven types of damage at once.

I Didn't Ask For This: Have your character lose a limb, and get it replaced by a mechanical equivalent.

Screw The Whole Thing: Browse 4chan in the middle of a campaign.

Oops:Accidentally kill or cripple one of your players characters with a friendly NPC
Fat Controller: Get caught railroading 3 times in the same campaign
No one could have survived that: Have the BBEG fake his own death.
MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD: Everyone's' characters are orphans.
Why can't we be friends: Players attack 5 different non-hostile NPCs

Raise Dead Thread: Bump a thread twice on /tg/.

By Our Powers Combined: Run a campaign where all the PCs are based on a unifying theme.

Dark Heresy

Game over, man!: Send PC's up against tyranids

Bug hunt: PC's sucesfully survive three encounters with tyranids, no casualty.

Get away from her, you bitch!: Pc's slay a hive-tyrant

Ripley's Revenge: Pc's sucessfully kill a Hive-mind fragment.

Weyland Yutani Employee of the Month: Tech priest sucessfully creates tyranid based servitors.
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Divine Intervention - Go an entire session without rolling one above-average result

Gordian Not - Have the campaign completely derailed into the players attempting to resolve a ten-minute sidequest

Red Army Special - Run a game in which multiple PCs have the Leadership feat

Civilization III.5 - Run a game in which ALL the PCs have the Leadership feat

Diversification Is For Insects - Assemble an adventuring party based entirely around one niche

This thread is pretty fantastic, so I'm going to bump it in the hopes more people can enjoy it, and possibly contribute.

>>17560542
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>>17560644
still bumping in the hopes someone who has seen this sees it

>>17560656
OP here. Literally the only thing showing in this thread at the moment is bumps. Stop that shit. Let it die.

>>17560644
bumping

>>17560678
I wanted to let other posters see it. that's it. Either way, my attention span isn't large enough for me to continue, so this is my last post, anyway.

>>17560678

Learn how to delete. Bumptards gonna bump.

>>17560710
...The fuck?
You posted in fucking MINUTE INTERVALLS.
Get Retalin, ffs. We are not your clowns.

Jesus fucking christ, 6 bumps in 20 minutes or something? The fuck man....
Also this thing archived?

>>17561677
actual OP here, yeah it's on sup/tg/