Boss, iz dis' really ness-ess-arry?
Dere's soyintz t'be done.

>>17580625
DUNT GIMME TAT BEK TULK, YUE GIT 'ACK TO 'URK ROIGHT NAO

>>17580591
OI, WUTZ WIF DA 'ORSIE DER. YER NO BOSS YA RUNT, NOW GET BACK IN DA FOIGHT BEFORE I KRUMP YA'

>>17580690
DIS'ERE O'RSIE IZ DAH BIGGEST O'RSIE IZ CUD'FIND, YUE WANNA'IND WAN BET'TA?

>>17580672
YOU WANN' A SHOUTIN' MATCH, FOYNE DEN.
WAAAGH.
BETCHA CAN'T PUT ANOTHA' 'A' IN DERE WID'OUT 'URTIN YERSELF.
>>17580690
DIS'N'S ROYGHT. NEED PIKSHAHZ O' ORKY FINGZ LIKE SHOOTAZ.
>>17580724
>O'RSEZ
>ORKY
ATE OUTTA TEN, WOULD WAAAGH AGAIN.

>>17580756
A GU'D WAR BOSS KEEPS 'ES SHOUT'IN VOIZE ON AT OWALL TA'MS, U'Z ROIGHT DOU, MOAR DAKKA EZ 'EED'ED

BAAAAH, THE ELL WIT ALL UZ GITZ, DA LOT OF YA R MUCKIN BOUT DOIN NUTHN! ME ND ME BOY ERE WIL BE EADIN TO COMORROAGH TA KRUMP SUM OF DEM POINY ERES, C YA GITZ!!!

>>17580820
GREAT NOBZ FINK ALOYKE.
JUS THROW SOME SPARKY BITZ NEAR DA BOTT'M, PUT A CHOPPA-FINGY ON DA FRONT, PAINT IT YELLOW ER SIMFING, AND YER ROYGHT PROPPA.
>>17580832
IT WAZ NOYCE KNOWIN' YA, BOY.

>>17580832
'ES A'INT DOIN NOTHIN YA GIT! WEZ YPEN UP IN DIS READ TO GIT MO O'RKS TA SEE WEEZE HEA AND 'RONG!!

OI BOSS IZ DAT YER PU-NY ON DA OO-PEE? I'D THINK YOU'D LIKE IT ROASTED. I'LL GET ME BURNA READY.

OIWEL BE BACK YA GRUBS AH GOTZ TU GOE 'OMPIN SUM HUMIES IN MAWTIAL AWTZ

>>17580899
BETTA GET IT 'FORE DOZE CYBAH-GITS GIT TO IT AN' KRUMP IT.

>>17580957
>>17580940
>>17580899
>>17580895
>>17580852
>>17580832
>>17580820
>>17580756
>>17580724
>>17580690
>>17580672
>>17580625
>>17580591
YOU'SE MUCKIN ABOUT

>>17580957
HEH, IFN DEY DO GIT ET, OI WIL GOZ AND TAEKS ET FRUM EM, WEEL QUOITE LIKE

I'll just leave this here.

>>17581039
NO OY IZN'T.
DA' BOSS OY'M UNDA, WAAAGHBOSS TANKTRASHA, 'EZ WANTIN' ME TO FIGGER OUT DIS FAWCHAN STUFF TO GIT MORE BOYZ FER DA WAAAGH. OY MEAN, 'OW CAN WE KOMPETE WIT' DEZE WEPPINZ AZ WE STAND?
>>17581083
DAT'Z A ROYGHT PROPPA REAKSHIN IMMIJ.

>>17581069
no! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

pshh... everyone knows the orks are the ww2 soviets of 40k, just minus tank support.

>>17581069
FUK DIS!

>>17581069
WAT. DA. ZOG!!

rolled 4, 4 = 8

>>17581101
OY, BU' ALL DA HUMIE GITZ IZ 'ERE TOO! WOT IF DA HUMIE GITZ TRIED TA' JOIN YER WAAAAAAGH?!

>>17581069
Cept, y'know, instead of magic of friendship it's more the magic of beating each other to a bloody pulp.

"YA GIT, YA FORGOT DAT DA EL'MANTZ OV ORKYNES AINT SUM GUBBINS, ITZ SUMTING WIFFIN DA BOYZ!

TREEKRUMPA, DA NOB DAT GOT ME UPSIDE ME 'EAD TO GET FOIGHTAN, IS DA EL'MENT OF KRUMPIN'!
GROTZAPPA, DA RUNTY WEIRDBOY DAT WUZ MUKKIN' ABOUT BUT KILLED DEM 'UMIES ANYWAY, IS DA EL'MENT OF 'AVING A LAFF!
DOC SNEAKZ, DA MOST UNORKY OF DA BOYZ, STOPPED ME FROM KRUMPIN' DAT RUNTY SQUIG, SO'S 'E CAN GET BIG 'N MEAN FOR A ROIGHT PROPER FOIGHT, IS DA EL'MENT OF, um, PROPER FOIGHT ETIKET!
BIG MEK PANTGIT, 'E USED 'IS BIG SHOOTA AND ROKKIT COMBO TO SHOW ORKS CAN KRUMP ANYTHING, INCLUDING DAT RIVER, IS DA EL'MENT OF DAKKA!
'N BLOODNUTZ, DA FASTEST TRUKK BOY ON DIS ROK! 'E RAMMED DAT SPIKEY 'UMIE TRUKK SO 'ARD IT RIGHT PROPER KILLED DER KRUIZER, IS DA EL'MENT OF RED!"

"DAT'S ONLY FIVE EL'MENTZ, YA GIT! YA MISSIN' DER SE... SE... ANUVER ONE!"

"WEZ 'AD IT DIS 'OLE TIME! WIV DA FIVE OV DES BOYZ, DA LAST EL'MENT IS REVEAL'D! DA EL'MENT...

OF DA WAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHH!"

>>17582051
Hahahaha

>>17582051

>>17581069
>>17582051
..
this is the best thing ever.

>>17582051
Aaaaand, capped.

'A 'EE YUE GITS 'AVE STAAA'TID TA GIT DA FLAEVA UF DIS 'ERE WAAAAAGH.

Season 2 opens with Da El'mentz being nicked by the Deceiver, who demands da boyz play a game, with 2 rules- no dakka, no choppa. And then the corruption begins...


This shit writes itself.

Since when did /tg/ like MLP?

>>17582455
'ENSE WHEN DID A U'MIE LOIKE YUE GIT IN HEA

rolled 3, 6 = 9

>>17582469
I WARN'D YA 'BOUT DEM OOMIE GITZ, BOYZ I WARN'D YA!

>>17582368

Da 'Uge 'Umie 'Oedown, da biggest orkiest party on the planet. Early episode is da boyz trying to get the gold-plated choppa's (used as invitations)

Series final is them finally going to it, only to find out it's run by Blood Axes and some runty 'umies, and they keep getting krumped while trying to have some roight propa orky fun.

It ends with da 5 boyz (not including Nob Lonekilla) making cunnin' plans, which results in everyone getting killed. They expect to be in trouble for this, but Warboss Starthrowa says it was 'DA BEST ORKYEST NIGHT EVA!"

And then for the afterparty, they find the nearest 'umie town and burns down everything.

>>17582455
/tg/ is a collective of individuals each with their own tastes. Some of us like it, most of us don't give a shit.

>>17582368
>Imploin Diskord aint a chaos squig ov undecided

rolled 1, 5 = 6

>>17582751
>Imp-playin' Diskork indnna Tzeentch

>>17582624

Fair weava mates: Two of DA BOYZ get into a shouting match over whoze da fastest and strongest. After an Iron Gob competition fails to determine a winner, the two Orks partake in a massive race, each hatching cunning plans and traps to win.

>>17582455

Orkz steal da humie horseythings all da time, it be propah fa dem ta like such tings.

Da Grot Crusadahz is tryin ta find dere place in dis life by travlin' da galaxeh doing whatevah dey can ta learn what dey iz best at!

>>17582455
/tg/, as a group, doesn't like anything except monster girls and half-naked xenos.

Owlz Well Dat Endz Well

Nob Lonekilla's assistant grot, Snick, does good work (for a grot) but then one night the Nob finds a squigowl that is willing to help.

Snick gets jealous, tries to get the squigowl 'accidentally' killed, results in him burning down da boyz hut. He then runs away to prove he's more orky than the squigowl (and also to avoid the wrath of Lonekilla) only to come face to face with a Nid Tyrant in a cave.

Luckily the boyz find him, first to krump the grot but instead they decide to krump the Tyrant, since it's an actual challenge. Good times are had by all. Except the Tyrant. And a pair of Tau Pathfinders who stumbled on the fight and were used as impromptu clubs by Treekrumpa.

Episode ends with Snick being told that the Nob isn't going to replace him because he's still useful. But for burning down the hut, he's on month-long latrine cleaning duty. Cue everybody laughs ending.

Secret of My Excess

It's Grotsnik's birthday, and he is thrilled to receive more fights than he could have ever hoped for. It is not long before his appreciation soon turns to greed, giving him an all-consuming obsession to fight anything and everything he can lay his hands on, with a growth spurt to match. Can the orks prevent their friend from becoming a full-fledged warboss?

I'm too lazy to orkify it, but the fact that the buffalo episode had the METAL BOXES VA from dawn of war has potential.

Come to /tg/, see this, Not a single sage in the thread, Feels good man.

>>17583371

Over da Gunbarrel

Da Boyz need to escort a new supergun to another tribe of Orkz, when their train is ambushed by Kroot. Grotsnik is kidnapped with the gun, so Bloodnutz and Grotzappa go hunting while the others go to get help from the other tribe.

Catching up to the Kroot, Grotsnik convinces the two boyz that they should help them fight against the Tau who are using them to expand their borders in suicidal charges. Da boyz realize that fighting the bluies would be a lot more fun, so they agree to help. But first they need to attack the tribe of Dakkaloosa, because A- they have the ammo for the supergun stocked there, and B- because they're a bunch of gits anyway.

Cue massive fight between Kroot and Orkz, until the Tau show up expecting the Kroot to join them. Instead, Grotzappa performs an impromptu musical number (don't ask where he got the frilly pink dress from...) in order to win the Kroot Shapers favour.

Instead, it angers the Shaper so much he lashes out at the Tau commander, which everyone else takes as a signal to fight the blue skins.

Episode ends with the Kroot and Dakkaloosa tribe teaming up, salvaging all the Tau gear and rigging the supergun with extra gubbins. Da Boyz get back on the train and leave, before Pantgit reveals he left them a present, and hopes they're gentle with it. Everyone laughs as they watch the mushroom cloud in the distance...

>I don't know how to write for Chaos without it defaulting to Khorne-level killing spree...

>>17583431
This is fucking awesome.

I beseech that these documents of barbarian Ork escapades be screencapped, for the Greater Good!

This is great.

rolled 3, 4 = 7

>>17583480
I second this motion.

They gave me this nice mug!