Welp, we're fucked any way, and rape isn't going to make our sentence any worse.

>>17610859

Just before things kick off, Strike Witches needs a version of Pappy Boyington. That is all.


NOW... we really need to taunt the sparkle girls about having a NICE WARM REAR AND LEGS. SO MUCH WARM.

Push her off. Number of fucks given?

You know the answer. Get to it.

>>17610882
Is it less than 2 ?

Throw frenchy off. =/

>initiate do not give a fuck mode
>put on grin
>grab ass
>well, since you don't want me to touch saka-whatsits-san...
>inb4 brightslap

>>17610836
wait, what the flying fuck happened?
i got off halfways through the last thread and now we are gonna get killed?
fuck.

>>17610836

Whelp. It's a proper general.

Put on a shirt and spring to it. Report to General Patton.

>>17610836

>as if there's any other option

Tell that bitch to get in line. We have Patton, Minna (providing she's not dead), what'shisface from the old base, and goddamn Paddy all wanting us dead at the moment.

Strike witch thread is a go.

>>17610836
Counter-troll. But seriously, even a pilot that gives no fucks and strikes his commander has to pay attention when General Patton is talking.

Get a blowjob and kill the girl.

I just knew, that when Perrine first talks to us she'll immediately demonstrate being an insufferable bitch.

Tell Barkhorn, we're busy at the moment with a beautiful blonde straddling us, but will show the general where we buried the Wing Commander.

Stare at her with the straightest face.

"Your rear end is awfully warm, what are you wearing on it?"

Then, REAP FACE.

Laugh deeply as she scrambles away from you.

>>17610932
WHY IN THE FUCK DID WE DO THAT?

Also Minna is probably not dead. If she offed herself, her body would be found unless she jumped in the ocean, and all the martians are gone.

Damnit, papa-N is going to see this thread and HL quest is going to slow down.
Let's just hope planefag doesn't care for HLquest, and they get locked into a vicious cycle of paying less and less attention to their own respective threads.

Let me get the obligatory shit out of the way.
Themesong:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__s4OMTVyhI
Alternate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPz1Mqr0zQI

77 sidewinders in a b-52, YB-40 covered in guns, P-61 Upgrades, B-25H-J, John Moses Browning, Six witches strapped to a p-61, miyafujuseless, sean has massive balls.

Anything I'm forgetting?

>>17610948

Bury the commander?

We actually spent the better part of a rant stripping her of her insufferablely selfish survivor's guilt.

No clue why she's disappeared however.

>>17610954
Nah, I'll keep it straight.

But I seriously love this quest!

counter-troll her!

Giving no fucks mode stopped when the base commander went missing, and we're arguably the last ones to have seen her.

That said, we ought to not give too many fucks. Say we saw her mourning the fallen before crashing on the first bed we saw. Straight to the point, accurate, and let's them know that we are the protag

>>17610954
>77 Sidewinders

It's 300

>>17610954

Tabs exist for a reason

>>17610948

We didn't. We had an argument with her and told her to deal with casualties being a part of war and then we went to sleep.

As I pointed out in the last thread. Since Trude is politely knocking on our(this is not our room actually...) door instead of pointing a gun at us, probably nobody thinks we actually killed her. Someone probably heard us arguing.

>>17610959
can someone link the archive up?
i seemed to have missed something.

>>17610977

We're also probably what escalated her depression.

After this we'd better go and find her ourselves.

>>17610836

Counter troll

"Just a second Ma'am, I can't find my pants."

>>17610967
By weight, not volume.

>>17610981
Thread 4:
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17599224/

Thread 5:
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17601600/

>>17610981

Two threads last night, rant's at the end of this one:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17601600

>>17610836
"What if she touches me?"

"S-S-SHE WOULD NEVER!"

"Challenge accepted."

>>17611007
thanks, i'm now caught up.

Do we have any idea which bed we are in anyways?

>>17611080
Eila's

troll perrine. then go with trude i guess.

we gotta wrap this minna storyline up. theres 11 other witches going entirely untrolled!

>>17611018
I like this one

i agree with counter trolling.

I haven't seen/read the series; could someone give me a run down of which witches are in lesbians with each other and such.

>COUNTER-TROLL

Your Right Brain and Left Brain try to run around and scream in panic, but only slam into each other and knock themselves out. You stare into the French girl's warm amber eyes, quite unable to think.

"Not a word," she whispers, barely audible.

Having woken up about two seconds ago, after not enough sleep and too many blunt-force head injuries, and especially with no caffeine in your system, your brainstem decides to process that statement, and reaches an obvious conclusion.

You kiss her.

It lasts for a long, sweet, glorious second before she recovers from the shock enough to jerk away from you, squeaking with horror.

You hear a silence from the other side of the door. An actual, tangible silence, the aggressive *absence* of noise on the other side as someone stops thinking, fidgeting, and even breathing.

"... Perrine?"

Perrine squeaks again, then covers her mouth with both hands, staring at the door. Being caught making death threats is never good, but she's still straddling you, and your brain stem takes this as a Good Sign.

>>17611165
All of them, according to /u/. But then /u/ sucks, so don't bother.

>>17611199
this.
still like how we are one embodiment of godly trolling.

>>17611199

According to us? None of them.

Let's just assume the difference is split somewhere.

And now we post the ages.

>>17611165

eila and sanya are canon gay as hotpants.

everyone else is typical /u/ eyebrow waggling >impications.

>>17611179

>kissing perrine

>>17611179

Ok, now roll her off. We got business to attend to.

>>17611179
tickle her, maybe?

>>17611165

Elia and Sanya.

Lucchini and Charlotte seem to just like touching boobs/being touched in the boobs.

Yoshika also loves the boobs, although is a less grabby sense.

If gertrude doesn't know you're there, hide under the bed or something and proceed to let Perrine dig her own grave.

If she does know we're here, wink at Perrine as you leave, then get dressed to address Patton. No use standing up a general.

>>17611179
Now say, "I'll be out in a sec, let me get some clothes on."
Then look meaningfully at Perrine, to either quietly let us go out there, or continue this compromising situation.

>>17611179

"Thanks for the meal but I really need to see the general now.

Perhaps next time you'll let me be on top?"

yell to tell trude to come on in.

>>17611179

"Mmmm," you say with half-conscious delight.

Perrine's hand shoots down to clamp over your mouth, eyes ablaze, but it helps little. "MmmmmHMMMMMM," you moan louder, quite happy to have the little French Witch straddling you and rubbing all about.

The whole "death threats" and "General Patton" thing come into sharp focus about two seconds later. It's amazing how somebody trying to strangle you can clarify things.

The door slooowly creaks open on old hinges, to reveal Gertrude, a carefully prepared look of blank impassiveness on display. Apparently, Perrine strangling you isn't what she expected to find.

You always thought that people who type "..." are lazy bums, but you honestly can't think of any other way to characterize the look on Gertrude's face at this exact moment. Being strangled might have something to do with that.

"Stop," Gertrude says. Perrine's hands fly off your throat as if it's scalding hot. The French girl opens her mouth to speak, but nothing comes out. Her hands make vague gestures in the air, soft, gentle gestures to explain what soft, gentle thing she was totally doing to you just now, rather then what it looked like, which was fucking strangulation. She cuts her eyes at you, full of desperate fury and panic, and the message in them is clear.

Help me out here, or I'll finish you off in a dark hallway later.

You think about that, take a swift tally of fucks currently given, look at Gertrude and say the only thing you can possibly think of.

"Auto-erotic asphyxiation."

>>17611308
Pfffffhahahaha it's not auto-erotic if you aren't doing it to yourself hahahahahaha

>>17611308
>"Auto-erotic asphyxiation."

>>17611308
"Now, if you excuse me, dear sweet Perine, I have to put some pants on and meet with the general.

>>17611308
>"Auto-erotic asphyxiation."

>>17611308
>"Auto-erotic asphyxiation."
oh god my sides this is amazing

>>17611308
>"Auto-erotic asphyxiation."

>>17611308
>auto-erotic asphyxiation
>mfw

Yeah, now seems like a good time to thank Gertrude for giving you the heads-up about Patton and leave before they can properly process what the fuck just happened.

Any other response is begging to get shot.

mission accomplished.

no lets take a page from obamas book and get the fuck out of there.

>>17611348

This.

We're fucking committed at this point. All or nothing!

>>17611308

Perrine tries to scream, object, gasp and leap away from you at the same time, and it all gets jammed up in her throat somewhere. She sputters like a cold steam locomotive and tumble-falls off the bed, covering her face with her hands and nearly knocking Gertrude down as she bullrushes past her, her footsteps vanishing down the hallway so fast you suspect she used magic to speed her escape.

You turn to look at Gertrude. She stares at you.

"She could've *asked,* at least."

"The... General... wants to..." Gertrude asked. You suspect she was counting on that trump card ensuring she'd have YOU flustered and confused for a change, but you've got to get up really damn early to inflict unusual madness to a man who fought Martians alongside Witch Girls at 3AM.

>See the general?
>RUN LIKE HELL?
>Collect intel?
>Find your witnesses?

>>17611308
Alright, enough of that now. Let's get dressed, grab Gertrude by the arm, and have her lead us to General Patton.
Generals are not amused by being made to wait, and even a hot-shot pilot has to give a fuck when they're involved.

>>17611398
Collect and put on clothes, then go see the General.

>>17611398

go with trude to meet the general. ask for details on the way.

>>17611398


To the general! We're not at gunpoint, can't be that bad.

If need be we tell him exactly the contents of our conversation with Minna.

>>17611419

iirc we are still dressed

>>17611398
Running is for people who give a fuck, the general asked for us and so we'll see him. I wanna know what's up with Minna being gone though.

>>17611398
See General. Proceed though your day with zero fucks given, safe in the knowledge that YOU'RE A PILOT.

See the general, but tell him as little as possible until we figure out what this is all about, and what he's already been told.
Do let's try to avoid that particular trope.

>>17611398
See the general. Now. Before they recover.

>>17611398
Meet Patton

>>17611398
See the general. If Trude comes along, try to pump her for some info.

>>17611398
"Now, Trude, To the General, because we can't honestly remember were we left the body last night."

Well, now that I'm done laughing like a crazy person in the corner of the library, I say meet Patton. Clothes go on along the way.

Also, we need some details on what the fuck everyone means by "hiding Minna's body".

Oh man. I missed about an hour of this quest and it still turned out exactly the way I wanted. You're good people, planefag.

>>17611426
Nope, only as a last resort should we do that. It could undermine her position and be a bad idea politically for us. We are an officer, thus we HAVE to play politics to some small degree at least.

>>17611546
Agree with that. Should only go that route if she can't be salvaged as a leader to the Witches.

>>17611546
Second. Minna's an insufferable bitch but she's our insufferable bitch. We don't go open her up to fire from the Army boys, least of all from Patton who doesn't really look highly on the whole PTSD and soldier's crying thing.

>>17611546

Agreed. Losing their CO will be a big blow to morale right now.

They can't afford that. We'll just have to look after her ourselves until she get better.

>ZERO FUCKS GIVEN

You swing your legs over the bed, blinking against the morning sun pouring in the blinds. "What time is it?"

"Eight-thirty."

"I woke up with a beautiful woman straddling me and it's still bad news. Only in this castle. Only Witches could fuck that up for me," you swear, groping about for your clothes, your pistol belt, your flight jacket, before you remember you never undressed before literally bouncing two little girls off their own bed. Well, fuck them, too.

"Miss..."

"Gertrude," she supplies.

"Gertrude," you say. "Kitchen. Coffee."

"My friends call me Trude," she says.

You blink, trying to decipher why the hell you care.

"That's nice," you say blearily. "Kitchen?"

Gertrude shrinks back a bit, and silently leads you out of the dormitory wing to the lower levels housing the kitchen. You keep your eyes open just enough to see Gertrude's back until you enter the rooms without any goddamn windows.

Somebody's in front of the coffee maker, pouring themselves a cup. He turns as you approach.

"Would you like some?" he asks with a slight Oxford accent. In reply, you take the entire pyrex brewing pot from him and drink straight from it.

"Yup."

>>17611599

D:
Next action: Scream like five year old girl and salute.

>>17611599
>You blink, trying to decipher why the hell you care.
That's just mean.

>>17611599
Damn, we are pretty fucking baller.

>>17611599
Realize that it's probably Montgomery... Or Churchill himself.

>>17611599

Oh my shit.

I just hope he finds this funny as hell.

Also once our brain starts functioning again, we'll call her trude from now on.

>>17611599
As the caffeine hits our nervous system, and our tongue screams bloody murder at us because of the hot coffee, thank Trude for leading us to the kitchen.
Then take a look at the man. And if he has stars, stand at attention, salute, and sir, thank you for the coffee, sir.

>>17611398
>>17611308
>>17611179
>>17610836
>>17611599

Oh god my sides... this and HL all in one night, this is great...

Hey hey, no need to be a cunt to Trude. Apologize after you caffienate.

>>17611599
wait, who is this?

>>17611599
"Ok, there we go...I'm not human before I get some coffee in me"

Make introductions.

>>17611649
What is it with you people and apologizing? We don't need to apologize. If we want to make her feel better we can just call her Trude. No need to go groveling around like that.

And yeah, it's probably some higher up, so let's just try to stay cool here.

>>17611599

No need to me mean to Trude. :(

>>17611599

"I'm sorry you all had to be woken so early. Especially after the fight you all had last night."

You nod to indicate you're pretty damn sorry too, and drink straight from the coffee pot like it's a huge mug, holding it casually in one hand.

"I believe General Patton was looking for you."

You grunt an affirmative. Prying your eyes open a little more, you make out the man is wearing a long coat and one of those nifty peaked caps the Germans issue. They look something like the dress uniform hats of the Army Air Corps, which makes them fantastic, in your opinion.

The man standing before you seems to examine you thoughtfully. "Patton hates soldiers who aren't immaculate, but he does love that battle-hardened, fresh-from-the-field look." He snaps his fingers. "I've got it. Here." You feel the end of something papery and cylindrical thrust into your mouth, then hear a *snip!*

Something cool, rectangular, tiny and flat is slipped into your free hand. "Find your flight jacket, and that should do the trick."

You nod, smiling around the cigar at this strange man with such profound wisdom, and go in search of your flight jacket, still holding the coffee pot.

>>17611654

The ways of the bard dictates that this be General Patton.

Whos' coffee we just drained.

>>17611599

Apologize for being a dickbag to Trude, say>>17611655 then get on with the meeting shiny brass

>>17611673
...who did we just....?

Whoever he is, he gets mucho respect points

>>17611672
>:(

Outoutoutoutout

>>17611686
A german.

>first witch not to be a bitch or a jabbering child at us
>ffffuuuck you.
edging past master troll into just being a cunt.

also, this coffee-cigar guy seems like a cool guy.

>>17611649
This, we should not give a single fuck about most things, but if she makes an effort to be decent to us, lets at least try to go through the motions of recompense.

>>17611673
Agh, we'll need Trude to lead us back to our room to pick up our flight jacket.
Ask her nicely, as there's no need to be rude with her.

>>17611673

...A German officer?

Fuck me on a stick. If Patton is here was that fucking ROMMEL??

>>17611709
...Kesselring?

>>17611621
fuck you
>>17611649
fuck you
>>17611672
fuck you
>>17611675
fuck you
>>17611716
and fuck you

If these witch freaks really get bent out of shape that easily it's even more imperative that we harden them the fuck up.

>>17611726
Damn son, not giving a fuck this hard has to be some sort of record.

>>17611710
We've just woken up after battle and little sleep, I don't think any of us would be dispensing pleasantries before we've had our coffee.

>>17611726
Patton and Rommel?
as buddy cops?
This is so wrong and yet... so right...
somebody get /y/ on the phone

Of all the witches, Trude is probably up there in terms of respect/regard.

I'm pretty sure it was her we saved in the beginning. We "caught" her when she fell last night.

Plus she's the most soldiery of all the witches. Just from the fact we martian ass should earn some points.

>>17611726
>we jsut drank coffee with Rommel

mfw I have no face

>>17611749
No. I feel gay enough as it is.

I'd think cigar guy is Churchill. I've heard he's a pretty cool guy like that.

Slightly unrelated note, used to hang out with his great grand niece in a writing club, but no one cares.

But yeah, you just got a cigar by Churchill. Pretty sure of it.

>>17611749
>>17611226
Read the Witches in Africa manga, its pretty much this entirely. I'm mad that only half of it is translated though, hopefully a group will finish it!

>>17611738
No, sir. Fuck you.

There is a difference between being hard and being a cunt. We are bordering on being a cunt.

>>17611749
Expect Monty to be nearby as well. The Afrika Corps doujins have them playing the 3 stooges rather often.

Oh shit, was that Rommel?

>>17611747
fiar enough. I can be kind of a cunt before caffeine and I dont have anything as stressful as getting tentacled to death on my plate.

>>17611749
>buddy cops
i would watch that sitcom

>>17611789
We're a fucking pilot, or course we're a cunt! It's all part of our manly charm

>>17611673

Stumbling outside, you scan the world through the narrow margin of your almost-closed eyelids, seeking a clothesline. You find it on the same part of the island grounds where last night's battle raged. In the mist of carnage, scorch marks, and two dozen heat-slagged, bullet-pocked waist-high walls, is your flight jacket, miraculously untouched, unsinged and undamaged, hanging heavy on the thick clothesline. You shrug it on one arm at a time.

"Mister, I need to take you to the general," Gertrude says apologetically before seizing you by the arm. She must be putting magical strength into it, because you can't budge, so you just switch your coffee to the other hand and continue drinking as you're dragged across the grass, around the castle, and to the courtyard in front of the hangar.

Standing in the middle of it is a short man built like a bull, wearing an OD-green helmet and scowling at everything around him. He plucks a cigar from his mouth, and points at the pureed remains of the Martian maser crew that Erica, apparently, murdered via direct application of her Striker unit's magical propeller blades as she took off last night.

"Now that," General Patton says, "is one tough bitch."

Gertrude doesn't release you so you can walk up to the general in a dignified fashion, but you do remember the cigar. Fiddling with the metal rectangle reveals it to be a Zippo, which you apply to the already-cut cigar with a practiced flourish.

"Sup," you say as the General turns.

How many RommelxPatton fanfics could we fit in a B52?

>>17611789
This: Not giving a fuck = Being Olev as often as possible

Not giving a fuck != being an ass

>>17611753

We *stole* 'Rommel's coffee and he gave us a Cigar and his lighter!

I think it was. Churchill wouldn't be wearing a German issued Cap.

>>17611807
Perhaps, but how about a smaller portion to the decent witches in the lot of them. At the moment, we have sufficient targets to heap shit on without being a cunt to witches who are both competent and decent to us.

>>17611817
>"Sup,"

Isnt Rommel the HERO OF BERLIN in this timeline, having saved the day there after hitler got ate? hes probably a little busy, i imagine Germany got exciting after that.

Did we just say "Sup?" to fucking Patton!?

>>17611817

Erica killed them with her propeller blades, taking off?

Damn...

>>17611823

You do realize we are walking up... holding a coffee pot, smoking a cigar?

>>17611821

>>17611869

If its the symbols, its programming language.

'!=' is 'not equal to'

>>17611817
I do think that Rommel, Patton, Von Manstein, De Gaulle and Guderian have to be the only undefeated Generals against the Xenos.

>>17611879
I'm pretty sure he was saying wut to how retarded that anon's post was.

>>17611879
>Not giving a fuck = Being Olev as often as possible

>>17611818
Damn you, memetics!

>>17611818
you know, /k/ and ourselves never managed to get a firm count on the number of sidewinders we could.....

I probably shouldn't have mentioned this

>>17611904
I thought /k/ said it would be about 77

>>17611904
77 by volume, 300 by weight, assuming wing loads and all that jazz.

>>17611914
later calculations varied from 200 something to 64.

>>17611869
Not giving a fuck.

It is different from actively going out of your way to be an asshole.

Therefore: NGAF != Being an Asshole.

For one, NGAF is mostly embodied by being awesome and brolike. Sure, there are rules, and such, but they don't really apply to one who is NGAF. And there are asshole commanders. They are to be disregarded. For NGAF does not care for assholes.

But the moment you start being an asshole to somebody who hasn't earned it, you cross the line. No longer are you NGAF. No John, you are the assholes.

>>17611925
That said... I have no fucking clue what Olev is, nor do I care.

>>17611940
Olev
The guy who has a tendency to break windows and not willing to repair them afterwards; also loves motorcycles.Has long brown hair.Is known for his ability to generate low frequency noises from different holes.

>>17611925
This. Many times this.

>>17611940
olev = love (sort of)
it's from this image, read right to left instead of left to right

>>17611960
Shit man >>17611953 Here, we just said olev in school as a type of badass.

>>17611953
Ah. Okay then.

>>17611953

Does he have a kickass wingman named Oliver, too? Bitches love wingmen.

>>17612000

Yes, and they also fight crime.

I don't think I like this recent development.

We are like a snarky paladin combined with oscar the grouch.
>A pussy who turns sour like Bleu Cheese.

Who we SHOULD be is a combination of SGT. Johnson and Creed.
>A dedicated soldier who 'just as planned' doesn't give a fuck, even when dealing with the laws of physics.

Come on /tg/, I know you're better than this.

>>17611985
huh, guess there's two different definitions of Olev
on /a/ sometimes they substitute OLEV for love

>>17611817

You lock into some approximation of attention, firing off a snappy salute, and introduce yourself by name, rank and serial number just like you should.

The General looks you over. "That coffee any good?"

You silently hand over the pot, and Patton sips from it, apparently judging it adequate.

"So. You're the man who murdered Minna and hid her body."

"Sir, permission to speak freely?"

"Granted."

"What in the flying fuck are you babbling about, sir?"

Patton laughs at that, long and hard. "Nobody can find Wing Commander Minna today, and you were the last person seen talking with her, walking into the cellar of the castle where she was... alone. Thus, the evil hand of calumny has already begun to circulate."

>wat do

>>17612059

take him to the body, of course.

>>17612059
Explain that you were debriefing and at all costs avoid talking about what she was doing.

>>17612059
is her striker unit missing?

>>17612059

Respond truthfully. We left her after a 'debrief' and went straight to bed.

Leave out the details of what we shouted at each other.

The volunteer to go and search for her. We're partially responsible, time to clean it up.

Kill Patton. Hide the body.
I kid. Honestly i dunno.

dodge the fuck out of this question.

we debriefed and then left.

>>17611817

"Trude can you let my arm loose so I can salute, please?"

Then, salute. "Sir. Brought you some coffee, sir."

>>17612059
Tell him the truth. We tried to talk to her and she was clearly distressed over the death of her men. Stop short of telling him she's shell shocked or anything, since we all know what Patton thinks about that shit.

>>17612086
This. I don't see a need for anything else.

>>17612086
That's debate-ably close to giving a fuck, but if he asks, go for it, not like it not helping will end up with you in a better position.

>>17612059
Okay...this is gonna be awkward as fuck. Especially if we wind up telling him we got into a shouting match with her.

"We had a bit of a discussion is all sir. I *might* have been a bit hard on her whilst she was wallowing in self-pity sir."

>>17612059

"Sir, last night I was spoke to Commander Minna for a debrief. The Commander and I have not exactly seen eye to eye since I arrived here. As such the exchange was...heated. There was some yelling but Commander Minna was perfectly intact when I left."

>>17612059

"Ah. No sir, I was blind tired when I was done talking to her. She and I talked a little about the five we lost last night, and then she dismissed me. Then I stumbled off to bed, too tired to even undress."

>>17612129
Nah, we need to keep her with a clean image as much as possible. Hate her all you want, but we kinda need her to run things.

>>17612086
This

>>17612086
This. If we can get Commander Superbitch into our corner, this deployment will be a cakewalk. And we might be able to keep our bird in flying order.

>>17612059
>>17612074
>>17612086
Let's just stick with the debrief story and skip the part about yelling, that doesn't make anyone look good. Not us and not Minna.

>>17612059
"Sir, I reported to Wing Commander Wilcke for debriefing. Afterwards, I left to get some sleep. She was alive at the time I left her, sir."

>>17612158
definitely this

I just realized something...
this universe is reminding me a TON of Ender's Game

>>17612168
How ?

>>17612141
This. Butt heads with Minna all day erry day if we have to but never ever undercut her command with outside services.

>>17612175
young kids being trained by the military to save the world
(well, some of them are young kids)

>>17612175
I'm guessing the whole "shoving children into command positions that demand life or death decision making" thing.

>>17612161

Pretty much this, mention she took the loses of her men pretty badly and the two of you argued if you must, but don't, at least not to a superiour officer, mention you laid her out after being given a direct order.

Shit like that needs to be sorted out with Minna, but as a General he'll need to act on you assaulting a CO if you mention it.

>>17612129

"Sir, we discussed battlefield philosoficals and then I attempted to retire to my bunk.

Unfortunately, I was unable to accomplish my objective.

I was awoken this morning to a severe neck and body massage and was told to report to you, sir!"

>See, by bringing up the 'Auto-erotic' chocking, we smooth over the whole 'we yelled not-so-sweet somethings at each other'.

>>17612141
>>17612189
What? Why? She's a fucking retard who has no business being in charge of anything. The sooner she gets the boot, the better.

>>17612216
She did have the base well prepared enough that only 5 people died in a surprise night raid.

>>17612216
Considering that she hasn't been given a Section 8 yet, Command's probably hurting so bad for witches that they won't throw away anyone who has the power.
Stupid political consideration, I know, but this was some of the stuff that went on during wartime in order to get allies to work together.

>>17612228
Yeah, and then broke down afterward for half an hour while, presumably, someone else had to look after things. It's not that hard to set regular patrols, anyway.

>>17612216
Better the devil you know.

>>17612244

She still only did so once the battle is over.

That she didn't turn into a sobbing bundle during the battle and was still able to provide covering fire from a weapon she was untrained in has to count for something.

I think we ought to go looking for her, checking the more secluded areas, and apologize for exploding in her face last night

>>17612242
We don't have to throw her away, just put someone else is charge. Luke seemed to know what he was doing, make him do it.

>>17612216
She's a terrible CO, but she's OUR terrible CO, and damnit we defend our own against cross branch fuckery!

>>17612205
>mention she took the loses of her men pretty badly and the two of you argued if you must,
I agree with most of your post, but I think that this part should not be said if at all possible as well.
Patton's famous response to a soldier with shell-shock was to slap him in the face and tell him to go back out there.
We won't make the situation any better telling him this.

>>17612242
This. The idea is to increase co-operation between the services to help fight back the Martian threat. Not to be the asshole who created inter-service conflict by running to Patton and tattling because we got into a verbal scuffle with the Witches' CO a few times. Especially after we blasted Minna for disregarding her responsibilities as a leader earlier. It's stupid, shortsighted thinking centered on our personal feelings. The exact same thing we told her off for. And beyond that, it's just fucking wrong.

>>17612278
Get the fuck out.

>>17612288
She sure as fuck ain't OURS. The witches', maybe, but not ours.

>>17612278
>>17612294
Oh god.

>>17612294
spamming a quest thread is grounds for a ban

>>17612300
Well, she's ours now, since Luke pushed us off on to the 501st.

>>17612278
>>17612294
>>17612311
This is your daily reminder to report spam when you see it so that mods and janitors can do their job faster and more effectively.

>>17612327

we still dont officially know this yet though.

>>17612322
We're probably better off waiting til this is over to go on.

>>17612288
This. Never backstab your CO, even if they are a complete fucktard. Clean up after them, try and put them on the right path, don't back stab them.
>>17612300
Oh, she is now. Not officially, but we HAVE been reassigned.

Question, if we took a ton of witches, and just kinda strapped them all over a bomber to cover all the angles and gave each which the job of putting up shields for their assigned angle, would anything be able to stop the bomber?

>>17612345
Yeah we do. Sakamoto came to tell us but we already knew. Take that as a "Counts as: Officially told" because if we try and dispute it then she turns around and goes, "But they already knew" and then people ask how and we have to whistle nonchalantly and pretend we didn't hear anything about questions or eavesdropping on superiors.

>>17612311

/a/non, either play nice, or /m/e and the patien/tg/entlemen might have to do something about you.

>TL;DR: Don't derail this thread anymore then it allready has been.

>>17612376
If we ran out of Orange Juice to supply their magic.

Patton stares you down. "So, what passed between you two?"

"I was going to ask if she was going to court-martial me for headbutting her."

Patton blinks.

"I'm sorry, pilot. What did you just say?"

"I was going to ask if she was going to court-martial me for headbutting her."

"You... headbutted... your commanding officer."

"Wing Commander Wilcke ordered me to stay back while she entered the Martian ship alone; tantamount to suicide. Then I headbutted her and did it myself."

"So you disobeyed a direct order, then physically assaulted your commanding officer," Patton breathes. His face hasn't changed a millimeter, but his natural tenor is getting a bit squeaky and strained.

"Yep. So if somebody killed her after all the trouble I went through, I'm going to gut the lousy son-of-a-bitch and hang him from a flagpole by his balls. Sir."

"Trouble. Describe this... trouble," he says, making a little rolling gesture in the air with his cigar. "Summarize the events of the action last night."

You tick off the points on your fingers. "Woken up by Sean - my radar operator - led into the hall, he kicks in Erica's door, tentacle drags her out, HE jumps out after her. I run downstairs, find Miyafuji, we go around the castle, find Erica, Sean, Martians, kill Martians, come here, find THOSE assholes -" you point to the pureed Martian gun crew - "go through the building, find Minna attacked by Martians, kill Martians, get to hangar, ambushed by Martians, kill Martians, Miyafuji and Erica take off, me and Minna borrow Charlotte's motorcycle, circle around front, Sakamoto gets on, we charge the Martians on the motorbike and Sakamoto jumps off then we get off and Minna goes stupid and I headbutt Minna and charge into the alien ship and get my ass kicked and Sakamoto fucks them all up and then I went to sleep."

General Patton is silent for three entire seconds.

I'm not really sure what this is, but is it why /a/ can't have nice things?

>>17612349
oh hey kid you still suck

and I think we need to tell pation the whole story

Explain we debriefed with Minna, etc, leaving out the good bits. Also ask what Patton is doing here.

>>17612387
Orange juice pack bandoliers

>>17612392
Yes.

>>17612390
WHAT THE FUCK, PLANEFAG. Two dozen posts telling you not to tell Patton this and that's the first words out of his mouth? Is this an airstrip or a train track?

>>17612390
>"I was going to ask if she was going to court-martial me for headbutting her."
What part of "DO NOT TELL THE GENERAL ABOUT US ASSAULTING OUR CO" did not get through?

Patton's going to have to do something about this now that we told him.

Maybe we can mitigate it by saying that Minna was already suffering from disorientation and wasn't in a right state of mind.

>>17612392
/a/ hates nice things.

>>17612420
He tends to ignore us when he didn't ask
>wat do

>>17612414
What if those run out?

>>17612420

Yes, planefag.

What the duck.

>>17612420
I think what we were saying was that we didn't want to tell him about Minna's nervous breakdown.

DAMMIT PLANEFAG WE DIDNT WANT TO TELL HIM

The FUCK? Planefag, we said NOT to tell him that bit!

I guess maybe we could check to make sure Minna's striker unit is still there, then try and find her ourselves. She might be in some odd corner doing some thinking after we flipped the fuck out last night. Which I'm still not thrilled about, by the way.

And if her striker is gone, then we wait in the hangar till she comes home. Besides, it's not like we were planning to get anything done anyway.

>>17612443
But he did ask that. It's right at the bottom of the post.

>>17612443
he did though.

but whatever, quest thraed or story thread its all good.

>>17612449
This, one guy brought the headbutting thing up.

>>17612285
report spam posts.
>>17612424
great zeroymer, kamen rider black RX, demonbane etc, Acelerator is small time

>>17612424
laughingwhores.jpg

>>17612449

At least we didn't spill that...

Though we just set ourselves up as the fall guy.

/ties blindfold in prep for firing squad

>>17612443
I've read some doujins about other refuelling methods the witches came up with, but I can't talk about them here.

>>17612397

Someone needs to get butsexed. Is anyone from fashion in here? Got a boytoy for ya.

>Well, either them, or /fit/...

>>17612483
Go on.

>>17612420
>>17612438
It's been known since the first thread that planefag views everything said here as suggestions, and will go against them whenever he feels like it.

Just ignore the spammer. He'll eventually wander back to /a/ when he loses interest.

Staying on topic, I'm not sure whether Patton's silence is a good or bad thing.

>>17612443
we are using the bomber as an air superiority vehicle

WE FILL THE BOMB BAY WITH JUICE BOXES

>>17612495
Well shit. Then why are we even here?

>>17612495

It's a bit disappointing he ignored us. But I have hope he did so because he thought of something awesome.

>>17612390

"... and Sean used a sword?"

"A basket-hilted claymore, to be precise. He gets all pissy if you forget that detail."

Patton turns to Gertrude. "Does he act like a stuffy, arrogant asshole who's real full of himself?"

Gertrude cuts her eyes sideways at you. "Often."

Patton squints at you, and without warning snatches your Colt 1911 out of your shoulder-holster. He checks the chamber, pops the magazine out and counts the rounds, then sniffs the muzzle and winces at the stench of recently-burned cordite. He shoves the pistol back in your holster.

"Son, you have just emulated over half my career in less then twenty-four hours. I can't do jack shit to you."

You don't really know what to say to that, so you just remain at attention.

>>17612483

>I've read some dojins

Why does that always preface something insane/obcene/amusing

>>17612513
Because he tells a good story, and follows those suggestions roughly 75% of the time, with the other 25% being the bits he makes up to propel the story.

Did....Did we just spill our guts to a fucking GROUND POUNDER?!

>>17612533

>>17612538
I can dump the Erica femdom if you want.

>>17612533
We need bigger pants.

>>17612438

(Technically, if I don't put >WAT DO at the end, you can consider them all one update post. Fucking character limits are a problem.)

>>17612533
He....

Wait....


What just....

>>17612492
Well my knowledge of planes is severely lacking so please excuse my inevitable butchery of the technicalities here.

You know how some planes can refuel in midair by using some sort of funnel to accept fuel from a nozzle coming from another plane?

If only the witches had similar apparatus to transfer fluids while airborne.

>>17612538
Because japan.

>>17612479
Well, I guess serving as fall guy to keep our CO in is pretty consistant with our little talk last night. Well, if Patton discharges us, perhaps we can volunteer with another service.

>>17612558

Ah.

AH.

Patton confirmed for Bro-Teir

>>17612533
Welp, it's official. We are now total bros with Patton and maybe-Rommel.

Kindly ask for the pot of coffee back so we drink some more.

>>17612567
I was trying hard to forget that particular doujin....

>>17612533

>>17612533
SO glad we haven't had a chance to clean our 1911 yet.
Which we should do soon.

>>17612582

I'm trying my hardest not to imagine it.

>>17612567
I think it is called the mouth.

RELOAD WITCHES WITH ICE CREAM

>>17612588
I'm interested, link please?

>>17612582

Remember. Kissing works too~

(But then again its only the transfer of energy from one to the other. Total remains the same unless you want to designate some as tankers but thats just wasteful)

>>17612546

Did the ground pounder GENERAL say we've only done what he's done for half his career? Our future is bright!

>Make way for future Admiral Asshat!

>>17612466
do not post the twin core one, ugh man thats just cold
>>17612533
man we are going to end up as a full bird colonel before the end of this, or worse, sent to AFRICA in charge of that group.

>>17612533
Sir, permission to retrieve Commander [insert here mina's last name]?

Hold it! Ultraman will stop him!

>>17612599
Yes, I think a few of the witches where rather put out that kissing was enough.... others, not so much.

Right, now we go find her, apologize to her for exploding in her face last night

>>17612613
I don't want to go to Africa. It's hot, sandy and there's fucking lions and things. No, Sir, I don't like it.

the ONE time I want the mod to do his job......

>>17612629
General Georges Smith Patton demands an end to this bullshit!

>>17612617
>>17612641

This does not help...

don't forget to archive this, I need to get some sleep because god damn.

Is accelspammer really this autistic? I mean, we know he's autistic, but fucking seriously.

>>17612654
It's just the one faggot roleplaying with himself.

>>17612533

"I, and other select Generals, are here precisely because you and the Witches fought a ground action last night that is entirely unprecedented in the history of the Martian War," Patton says, abruptly dropping the topic. He thrusts his cigar at the Martian portable Maser, still sitting on its tripod. "For example, that is the first weapon of its type we have captured intact. To say nothing of the submersible, which is the first mostly-intact Martian vessel thus recovered. Everywhere else they attacked, they were either victorious, or soundly defeated before they made an orderly retreat. Only here were they so swiftly and brutally overwhelmed."

He nods to nobody in particular, and takes a drag on his cigar.

"Hartmann and Mio were the only Witches not captured in their beds, because of the direct actions of your men. And you, if not for you, no Witches would have gotten airborne at all. You saved the whole thing."

You shrug. "I just found aliens, shot them till I ran out, then found some more aliens."

"That's how it works, son. Just answer me this - how did Sean know about the attack before it began?"

You know this is a dangerous question, but you really don't have an answer for him.

>>17612613
Nah, if we keep being a dick, we might be able to avoid pesky things like promotions and keep on the front lines, flying planes and perforating aliums.

>>17612674
SEAN IS A WITCH! BURN HIM!

>>17612674

I'm guessing super secret gaelic intuition

>>17612674

>MFW I asked that question the last time too...

>>17612709
Quiet you. Only Patton gets to ask that question.

>>17612694

You know... I was kind of curious how a rocket didn't manage to blow his brains out on our way down...

so minna died?

He probably was awake and saw them from the window while they were getting ready to strike.

>>17612674
"You'll have to ask him sir. I have no idea."

>>17612674
If I see him, I'll ask.

Now. We need to find the Commander. If there's a witch unaccounted for, then we need to account for her.

>>17612717
Prolly not. Irregardless, we weren't responsible.

>>17612674
You know, I never really gave a shit how he knew. If your radar operator says there are enemies nearby you trust him. Even if he doesn't have a radar on hand.

>>17612674
He probably spotted the damn martians as they were skulking about. Not exactly the most subtle things when on foot

>>17612674
He's paranoid to the bone sir.

>>17612675
yeah, i think we can safely rule out promotion. thank the gods.

>>17612674
uhhh, uhhh, uhhh he read the script?

>>17612694

Oh fuck! The engine problems in the first thread! We assumed it was us and planefag was gonna break out some crazy magic ability we had. It's fucking Sean!

>>17612598
Fuck it, here you go.

http://www.littlewhitebutterflies.net/2010/08/c78-aneko-no-techokoume-keito-witch-mid-air-rotation-p
aper-strike-witches-english-wrathkalharmonian/

>>17612731
>Irregardless

NO. BAD ANON. Don't use non-words.

>>17612717
Naw, she's just sulking somewhere, lake a typical teenage girl.

Dunno, but I saw him looking through a folder labeled *SPOILER ALERTS*

>>17612717
Probably just doing some thinking somewhere. Possibly with alcohol. Mostly it just seems like she doesn't want to be found.

Regardless, she's not the suicidal type.

>>17612674

Natural.

He (And hopefully us too...) have magical abilities.

>Strike Wizards.

>Instead of flimsy Fighters, our suits will be based upon the greatest planes: The Bombers.

> Like ours, the Black widow, armed with a back mounted quad .35 turret.

>Eventually, there will be a B-29 Strike Wizard, and ALL Martians will fall to humanity!

>And best of all, We wear PANTS!

>>17612674

Patton catches that.

"I hear your friend Sean is Irish," he says. "The ancient Celtic tribes would select their most trusted, intuitive warriors for the outer patrol. They called them Outriders, and trusted them to know when an enemy would come in the dark, in the mist, in the snow." He takes a thoughtful drag on his cigar, and you do likewise. "They sang their battle chants like we sing our hymns, pilot."

"What are you saying, sir?"

"Not a god damned thing," he says immediately, staring right at Gertrude. "Pilot, she is hereby ordered to keep you within arms reach all day until you locate the Wing Commander."

"Sir, can you give her that order?"

"Technically, no, but I think she'll follow it anyway. She looks pissed at you." Patton laughs and spins on his heel before walking into the hangar.

You look at Gertrude. She doesn't look at you.

>Wat Do? Suggestions include:
>Start looking somewhere
>Ditch Gertrude, then look
>Find crew, have WTF session

>>17612674
"I haven't the slightest clue, Sir."
Complete and honest truth right there.

>>17612766
Drinking? ALONE? ON A MILITARY BASE?

We need to find her, share a drink or twenty and apologize to her

>>17612751
>>17612674
>>17612766

And this is where it ties together. We're gonna go ask Sean where she is and he's gonna be rght.

>>17612773
Find the commander. Look for an O-Club or hidden distillery.

If we see sean, ask him how the fuck he knew about the martians

>>17612773

>Start looking somewhere

"Alright, Trude! Lets go find your CO so you don't have to follow me around all day."

>>17612613
>>17612674
oh god Sean is a WIZARD
"Well, he had a feeling," tell him it was based on frontline experience.

>>17612607
we are Liberion Air Force, flag officers are Generals!

>>17612755
Oh, it's a word. It is just an archaic negation of the word he intended to use

>>duel of the grammar nazis

Perhaps pointing out the fact that the radar operator's job is to get the pilot in place to kill things. He was just doing his job.

>>17612773
Tell Trude she can hold your hand if she really wants to keep holding on to you. Try to make her blush. Then go find Minna wherever the fuck she is.

>>17612773

"Well alright, trude. Time to start looking."

Hmmm.....


Interpreting the orders, once we find Minna Trude can go off. We need her to go off. Our exchange with Minna is probably not going to be pleasant and Trude doesn't need to be around to see her commander lose it.

>>17612773
Find Crew
Have WTF Session

>>17612773
>Start looking somewhere

And some where along the way...
>Find crew, have WTF session

>>17612773
How about...
>Stop writing, this shit has dragged on too long?

>>17612773
Find the CO.
"Let's go, Trude. You've known her longer than me; where could she be hiding from the world?"

is trude the one we save? if so, remind her that she owes us a drink and then look for sean

We need that plane repaired and back in the air ASAP, Sean is starting to steal all our thunder on the ground.

>>17612773
Let's search

>>17612826
Just hide the thread and go away man, no need to ruin our fun.

Ultramen, fighto!

>>17612805
This. Also, make small talk instead of an apology.

>Hidden Posts: 22

Someone's mad.

>>17612826
how about you SHUT THE FUCK UP!

>>17612826
I can't. It's faggots like you who ruin Strike Witches for everyone else, this is no better than fan-fiction.

Note the Patton gave her the order, not us. Keeping close is her problem, not ours.

>>17612773
Bring Trude along while we check the base. It's one of her commanding officers we're looking for, so this concerns her.

Start by checking the strikers. If hers is there, then search the base, starting with her quarters. After that, start with the areas with the least foot traffic and expand the search in increasing degrees of use. If it isn't then have a few witches mount up and do a brief sweep of the exterior of the castle. Then, we wait.

>>17612859

So wait..

Excellent fan fiction is making your perfect fanservice anime worse?

>>17612859
Oh, I know. I get mad when I see other people enjoying themselves in their own way.

>>17612773

Keep Trude along, she's fun! Let's swing by the hanger first, look for signs of Minna going far afield. If we can't find her there, let's check her office for secret doors.

If we don't find any, let's go walk around the island's perimeter and look for secluded places a person could hide. There might be caves hidden by the tide on the shore.

lets find our boys and find out what the fuck.

>>17612859
>>17612859
>implying we a forcing this on other people
>implying you can't just ignore this and leave us to our fun

Also, non contributing sage

>>17612859
It was better, back when we were being a BAMF pilot who bounced the magical fairy girls and didn't give a shit. Now it's about people trying to get together with their chosen waifu.

>>17612898
>Now it's about people trying to get together with their chosen waifu.

Are we even reading the same thread, you butthurt fool? Nobody is doing that.

>>17612859

>>17612827

"Well. That was new." You turn to Gertrude. "So, Lieutenant Gertrude, where do you think Minna would be? You've known her longer then I have."

"Apparently not as well, however, since you and she are already on a first-name basis," Gertrude says stiffly.

You shrug. "Wing Commander Wilke is too long to use in screaming matches."

Gertrude snorts. "She'll want to be alone, to think. The whole island is swarming with soldiers and scientists." She latches onto your bicep - hard - and begins hustling you about. You remove the cigar from your mouth to converse better. "You could let me go, you know."

"I think the General wants me to keep things *professional,* she mutters, not releasing your bicep.

"Where are we going?"

"To check the cellars. Then, the towers."

Gertrude seems rather... frustrated.

>Wat do?

>>17612876
It would be a step closer to "excellent" if it wasn;t so convoluted and silly. Kissing Perrine, Auto-erotic asphyxiation. Get to fuck.

>>17612917
Are you okay? You seem rather miffed

>>17612898

you know, there is a level between being a total twunt and being MAI WAIFU. no fucks=/=always choosing the most alienating aspie response there is

>>17612921
We weren't aiming to fuck her you dolt, we were messing with her.

>>17612898
>Now it's about people trying to get together with their chosen waifu.

So you just don't have an argument to make at all, and you're resorting to making shit up to justify why you don't like these threads?

The catalog and the hide thread function exist for a reason, I suggest you make use of them to find threads you enjoy instead of shitposting in ones you don't.

>>17612921

Convoluted and silly?

Like how all your favorite characters have never heard of the glorious invention known as "shorts"?

Where do you think we are?

>>17612910
Oh come on. All these faggots whining about how we have to go apologize to Trude for hurting her fucking feelings, people trying to make us console Minna when she was crying last night. It's just to get us to fall in wuv with whomever they like best.

So tsun tsun~

>>17612917

Ask Trude to say what's on her mind.

"Alright, spit it out. What's eating you? Besides your commander's incredible invisible woman act, I mean."

>>17612917
Check the hanger first and ensure her Striker is still there. We need to determine exactly what our search perimeter is. It's unlikely that she's taken the Striker and fucked off, but if she has we don't want to be wasting time tossing the base when she's up in the air.

>>17612917

>TROLL

If she wants to stick close, we can do that do. Hold her close.

>>17612921
>convoluted and silly
>Magic Girls with no pants wearing flying leggings fighting aliums

3/10, for a split-second I actually thought you were serious.

>>17612942
Or you know, trying to ensure our CO doesn't send us on a suicide mission to get rid of us.

>>17612917
Looks like we don't have to do shit. Lieutenant Gertrude (which we should definitely keep calling her) seems to have the matter well in tightly clenched hand.

>>17612773
>>17612917
Well, better start looking. Gertrude likely has the best ideas of where to look. Suggest acquiring Sakamoto and booze if possible, as they would likely improve Minna. THEN giant WTF session with crew.

>>17612942
It's more because /tg/ and /a/ are full of desperate White Knights. You just need to beat them back when they get their tard on. So man up, stop bitching and either keep watching or get out..

>>17612876
Other anon here. I actually don't like that our protagonist is completely unlikeable. Remember, even Mad Jack and John Basilone weren't massive jerkasses all the time, and they were pretty much the biggest badasses in the whole shooting match.

Mad Jack was quite well-spoken, and Basilone was pretty quiet when he wasn't sawing Japanese marines in half with a light machine gun.

>>17612948
This worked well this morning, why not try it again?

>>17612917

ask her whats rustling her jimmies.

and d then chew off our own arm to escape.

>>17612942
OUT!

>>17612964

Flex the arm she's got a little. Just enough to be weird. If she complains, claim to be ticklish.

>Check /tg/ for Strike Witches quest
>not there
>check again 10 minutes later
>not there
>Play Space Marine
>come back
>200 responses
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck.jpg

>>17612977
>>17612948
These

>>17612917
What ever we do, call her Trude for once.

For fuck's sake, this isn't dickery or lack of fucks given. We just seem dense as shit.

>>17612949
Aye but at least the show has some sense of planning and structure to it.

Insist on referring to the WC as 'Minna' because we know she would prefer we don't.... insist on giving Trude full military address because we know she would rather we didn't.... how is this trying to fall in love with them?

>>17612917
If she's in the cellars again, she needs another ass-kicking. Those men didn't die because of her, they died for the world, and to make sure she, and others could continue to fight!

>>17612917
>>17612964

Why are we calling her by rank and first name?

planefag, how the fuck did you get the idea for a strikewitches quest?

Tell Trude that getting worked up isn't going to help anyone. Then ask her to confirm that Minna's striker is in the hangar and that she's still on base.

>>17613001
Concussions aren't helping with that either.

>>17613001

This... That comment wasn't on your familiarity with Minna, it was her being miffed at being refered to so distantly.

Just use her nick for once.

>>17613001
No no no. By now, using her full title has become an affectionate sobriquet.

>posts: 345
New thread time?

>>17613013
Because she wants us to call her Trude

>>17613013
because it's funny

>>17612917
"Alright Trude, what's eating you up? Because like it or not, you're my wingman for now, and we're supposed to work together."

>>17613013
>>17613021
>>17613026

We should start mixing it up.

Refer to her as Lieutenant Trude.

>>17613021
see
>>17613026
>>17613034
>>17613035

>>17612948
>>17612947
>>17612946
>>17612931
>>17612925

"Uh, Gertrude-"

"LIEUTENANT Gertrude, thank you."

"... right, Lieutenant. What the hell did I do to you?"

"Absolutely nothing," she says, in a tone which implies this isn't an entirely blameless thing.

"Okay... is Minna's Striker Unit still - OW!" you exclaim as Gertrude tightens her viselike grip on your bicep.

"Wing Commander Wilkie is a devoted and courageous soldier and leader, and she would sooner *die* then abandon her post or her soldiers," Gertrude hisses. "And yes, her Striker is still here."

"So you're pissed at me because of something I did to Minna?"

"Her NAME," Gertrude hisses, "Is Wing Commander Wilke, LIEUTENANT."

"Oh, that's right. Flight Lieutenant. We're the same rank."

Also, she's out of magic from all the action last night, and the patrols immediately after. So you trip her.

>>17613041
Give her what she wants while still trolling her. Perfect.

Well if waifu faggotry is inevitable Trude is probably the best route

still though, this is more interesting as badass pilot quest then as moe moe love quest.

>>17613013
do we know her last name?

>>17613053
>So you trip her.
We're so awesome

>Wilkie
Thought that was MC talking for a minute, had to re-read.

>>17613053
>So you trip her.

That's just unnecessary.

>>17613053

OH FUCK

>>17613053

RUN

>>17613053
WE MUST FIND MINNA, BOOZE, SAKAMOTO.

>>17613009
These are younger girls we're talking about here: many of them thoroughly unmilitary in their conduct. I don't know why so many of you fa/tg/uys keep insisting that DI-style asskickings are going to achieve the desired effect.

Especially when the proper military course of action is to be as concise, authoritative, and professional as possible.

>>17613053
Ok, now we -have- to keep up with the names bit.

>>17613082
fuck no it wasn't

>>17613053
Oh man, white knights gonna be mad.

Deal with it you nerds, no witch is gonna hold us down.

Can we not be a jackass for ONCE!?

I mean, whe we first met them, I was okay with it because it was funny. now its into chaotic randumb territory

>>17613094
And what exactly is the desired effect? I thought we we're planning on turning them into the worst sort assholes pilots we could.

>>17613094
Minna's as old as the MC is, and been fighting since the beginning. She's suppose to have earned her commission in the source. If she's gonna get like this, she needs another hard reset like the last headbutt.

>>17613100
Fuck you, and fuck her. We don't even know why we've done it yet.

>>17613123
not assholes, more hard-bitten top gun fighter jocks that dont give a fuck

>>17613123
>I thought we we're planning on turning them into the best sort assholes pilots we could.

FTFY

>>17613142
A better description, yes.

>>17613128

Minna's 18. We're 20.
Sakamoto is 20 though.

>>17611783
>Witches in Africa manga,

Anyone got a link? That thing's proving to be a bear to find.

>>17613159
I stand corrected. I think the rest still holds, however.

>>17612942
Oh, fuck off, seriously.
>>17613053
Ok, that's more like it. Crouching down, and telling her in a concise and professional manner that we are not to be led around by the arms in such a way would be a good way to proceed.

>>17613188
Stop being so gay.

Inb4 she drags us down with her

>>17613100
It gets better. We're also thoroughly unmilitary and physically abusive to women. We're even physically abusive towards officers of equal and superior military rank.

I've been playing along, trying to get us going in a slightly more reasonable direction, but this is getting retarded.

>>17613221
And Perinne walks in on us.

>>17613178
http://www.mediafire.com/mangafoxlite#ufs4ulsgan646
I believe everything is here.

>>17613221
>we fall
>accidental boob grab
>Erica finds us
>she teases both of us
This is just like my animu!

>>17613225
But we've been like this from the start. The entire point here is to see what happens when someone like that interacts with the magical sparkle girls, not what happens when it's some dickless faggot like in your normal harem anime.

>>17613225

>>17612948 here.

Just wanted to tease her. Not actually trip her or something else physical.

>>17613053

Gertrude stumbles, and as she flails her free hand for balance you twist your arm to break her lock on your bicep, giving her a little nudge with your hip to make sure she falls.

She rolls gracefully and springs to her feet like a wildcat. "You - you-"

"WHAT?" you snap. "You dude who saved my life? You dude who nearly got killed ten times over last night saving your sorry ass again? What the hell is everybody's problem? Okay I'm an asshole but I do my job, isn't that enough?"

"Well it was just your *job,* I don't see why you expect such accolades for saving my life," Gertrude says coldly. "You didn't need to save Perrine's life to get her to jump you, did you?"

"People try to kill me with absolutely no prompting whatsoever, it's true, my life is fantastic, thank you."

She blinks. "What?"

"You didn't actually believe that asphyxiation thing, did you? You look smarter then that."

"Auto-erotic would be if you were choking yourself, by the way. You should have said 'erotic asphyxiation.'"

You roll your eyes. "Fine. Fine. Could you just... not ride me so hard? I haven't even spoken to you."

"Perrine's riding you hard enough already, I guess."

You slap your palm to your forehead and give it up for now. "Okay, she's not going to be in the cellars."

"How do you know?"

"You ever sit in a cold cellar without any pants?"

"You have?"

You sigh.

>Cellar or tower?

guys....we need a plane we are a PILOT after all....

>>17613290
Tower

>>17613290
>"Perrine's riding you hard enough already, I guess."

>>17613290
Towers.

And huh, at least Trude can take it as well as dish it.

>>17613290
Doesn't feel like much of a choice considering you just said that she wouldn't be in the cellar...which means she's in the cellar, let's go!

isnt the celler still full of bodies?

try the towers.

>>17613290

tower then.

>>17613293
Then we shall defeat it. For the sake of the world.
ULTRAMEN UNITE!

Just to be that guy, cellars.

>>17613290
Social Link Go!
(tower vote)

>>17613290
>"Perrine's riding you hard enough already, I guess

>>17613290
Tower.
>Posts: 397
Need a new thread, dudeguy.

Kamen rider too!

>>17613349
We're at 434, 435 including mine, so yeah, new thread.

>>17613290
Tower first. No sense in backing down from our logic.

Try to get a sense for what kind of point defenses this place has. Must be some giant fucking holes to get pwnd so thoroughly.

Also, are we in autosage yet?

Honestly, I loved the first two threads, ripping shit up in our -61 was fucking awesome, and being fucking awesome was awesome.

But now, we are becoming THAT GUY who rolls a chaotic neutral character and plays it as chaotic stupid. We're focusing more on dicking over the other players than on accomplishing our objective.

>>17613290
Once, I was drunk off my ass with Sean. Don't ask him, he will kill you if you do.

Tower

>>17613269
>prefers to see military discipline from soldiers
>disapproves of assaulting women
>disapproves of assaulting fellow military officers
So apparently that makes me a "dickless faggot"? Then I give up. Against retardation like that there can be no victory.

>>17613367
What objective?

>>17613290
"Hard enough to try and order me not to talk to Sakamoto. Tower. She can't be hanging around those dead so much, that's just creepy."

>>17613381
Winning the Fucking War

>>17613371
military discipline is so antithetical to the pilot persona we have going it's not even funny. The only reason we put up with it in the slightest is because we have to. we're certainly not going to encourage that shit in people

ya....I am starting to hate our guy now also

>>17613371
Nobody is forcing you to participate.
Go make your own quest thread.
Oh wait you can't because you're too afraid nobody will want to play because it's boring.

>>17613371
They are most likely airmen if they are enlisted broski, don't use the term soldier as a catch all, those of us actually inside don't like it!
(I am a sailor, damnit!).

Also, this is the 1940s when .. well shit was pretty bad, I mean nowdays this entire base would be so.. oh god I would hate to take the CBT and then interview to be male staff at this island for example. Honestly the big concerns from my POV is the MC feels a bit dickish, but he's getting better!

>>17613414
It won't be boring if he includes blackjack and hookers.

>>17613404
Ah, yes. I'm sure we'll be able to take care of that in a jiffy, if only we'd stop fooling around so much. It's not like it's something the entire military force of the earth has trouble dealing with. I bet we could get it all done by teatime if we put our minds to it.

>>17613417
>They are most likely airmen if they are enlisted broski, don't use the term soldier as a catch all, those of us actually inside don't like it!

Army Airforce. They are soldiers.

>>17613414
Christ man, I like being an asshole and all, but fuck I also like the actual witches.

>>17613439
>I also like the actual witches
Well there's your problem...

>>17613457
If we aren't gonna be friends, what's the point of the setting ?

>>17613457
Oh noes, a Strike Witches fan is in a Strike Witches quest.