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    116 KB STRIKE WITCHES: TACTICAL TROLLING planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/24/12(Tue)23:11 No.17664907  
    "Why didn't you ask if he wanted to borrow Patton's gloves while you were at it?"

    You turn to see Minna looking at you from the doorway.

    "Don't you at least put on pants for staff meetings?"

    Minna snorts. "It makes all the old men uncomfortable; they can't multi-task between staring and thinking."

    You shrug.

    "According to Charlotte, you and yours solve that problem by not thinking at all."

    You snort derisively enough to cover any signs of weakness.

    "And you came all the way up to my office to make enemies with the Vice-Marshall of the RAF Fighter Command."

    "I what."

    "That was Trafford Leigh-Mallory, genius. Vice-Marshal of Fighter Command."

    "Oh. Okay. Why is the room spinning? Nevermind." You feel like throwing up and imploding at the same time.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:15 No.17664972
    So how many Quest threads could we fit in a B-52?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:15 No.17664978
    Flight plan, file it.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:15 No.17664980
    >>17664907
    We're making all the friends! So many new friends.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:16 No.17664986
    >>17664907

    Yay! New Thread! *orgasms*
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:16 No.17664990
    >>17664907

    We're getting a DFC. He can't fucking touch us. We're god! Cease that puke feeling immediately!
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/24/12(Tue)23:16 No.17665000
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    >>17664907

    "Oh, don't feel bad," she says airily. "So nice of you to save a damsel in distress. You've got a real knack for it, don't you? It always turns out so well."

    You seethe. You just pissed off God's adjundant on her behalf and she's giving you shit for it. "You have my report," you say hotly, leaving the "am I dismissed?" implied.

    "I don't have the half of it," Minna says. She sighs, rubbing her temples, and you marvel at the woman you see before you. None of the frenzied wrath or shock or emotion you saw in the day prior - just rock-solid efficiency and some exasperation. "Is there anything else you wanted to tell me, pilot?"

    >Wat say?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:16 No.17665002
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    oh no we made an officer mad, the sun musta risen in the east this morning.

    also, file that flight plan.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:17 No.17665012
    We're a liaison officer, chances are people will be so confused by our chain of command, nothing will happen.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:18 No.17665031
    >>17665000
    Bye.

    Proceed to leave.
    >> That McGuyver 01/24/12(Tue)23:18 No.17665040
    No fucks given. Tell her we are going to christchurch. Then pick up our hootch.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:18 No.17665042
    >>17665000

    Flight plan. Play it totally cool. Infact, look annoyed that we have to go up again. If she guesses the reason for the flight, bribe her with beer.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:19 No.17665054
    >>17665000
    Salute.

    Seriously. It'd confuse the shit out of her.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:19 No.17665060
    Fighting with Minna thread? Fighting with Minna thread.

    We need fight music.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20D3jCyztm0
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:20 No.17665067
    tell her that the mechanics are giving are plane the once over, and we wanna take a test flight to christchurch and pick up our shit from our old base.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:20 No.17665069
    Official OST:

    "I'm a pilot"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM3vLer6YFg

    "Hair of the Dog"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyXz6eMCj2k

    "Zero"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKDzOnRydWk
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:20 No.17665077
    So we pissed off some stuck-up Limey bastard in charge of RAF Fighter Command. Whoopity-fucking-doo.

    We are officially outside of his chain-of-command, nominated (and likely receiving) the DFC from the US military, I think we've been nominated for another award from the Brits anyway (or the Germans maybe?), we've impressed both Patton AND Rommel, and shot down 5 martians in a day in a twin-engined NIGHT FIGHTER.

    In other words.....They see me rollin'....they hatin'
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:20 No.17665081
    >>17665000
    We got flight plan to file. There's still some problems with the prototype we got saddled with, and we need to take it on another test flight to check out the repairs the ground crew did.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:21 No.17665087
    Aw yeah. And I thought we won't fill our daily quota of insubordination.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:21 No.17665096
    >>17665000

    THIS:
    >>17665054
    It will be hilarious
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:21 No.17665097
    >>17665000

    request permission to leave base and receive repairs at the other base.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:22 No.17665110
    And speaking of Limey bastards....where's Monty to come claim credit for it all, only to later fuck up a major operation?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:22 No.17665111
    >>17664907
    We're thirsty, and Sakamoto stole the last of our liquid refreshment. We mush away to resupply. Oh, and the engineers were checking over a problem with the new engines... we want to verify operations and such.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:23 No.17665125
    >>17665054
    completely and utterly this.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:23 No.17665137
    Sakabroto would probably be up for a booze run.
    We can practice our tanker idea.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:23 No.17665139
    For those who need images:

    >>1784117
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:24 No.17665150
    Shitshitshitshit. I posted the wrong Minna fight song. I meant this one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckw_U86ordc
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:25 No.17665155
    >>17665139
    Shit, Screwed that up:
    >>>/c/1784117
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:25 No.17665168
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    fuck promotions anyway.

    >ualkpli consumeth
    see captcha wants us to get that beer cold too.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:26 No.17665176
    >>17665054
    Oh yes, definitely include this.
    We don't give any fucks, but trolling and messing with a CO's head is always on the menu.
    >> That McGuyver 01/24/12(Tue)23:26 No.17665181
    >>17665054
    >>17665096
    >>17665125
    Milifag here. All that means is we are about to walk out of the room in this situation. In other words, not actually trolly.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/24/12(Tue)23:26 No.17665183
    >>17665000

    Tell her about test flight to test repair job
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:26 No.17665184
    Oh god, looking up Leigh-Mallory he's basically a huge assbag. We're getting politically fucked later, I tell you.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:26 No.17665187
    "just doing my part to avoid a promotion to desk pilot"
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:27 No.17665201
    >>17665181
    yes bvut she expects us to act like asshats.
    we act like civil people for once her brain will melt. then we walk away cackling like madmen.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:29 No.17665214
    >>17665181
    Yeah, I don't think saluting would really work here. We could start addressing her as Sir, though, maybe Minna Sir or the like.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:29 No.17665220
    >>17665181
    >>17665054
    >>17665000
    Salute her before we leave
    Get that flight plan filed and be respectful about it, just to fuck with her
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:29 No.17665222
    >>17665214
    Call her Wilka.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:30 No.17665231
    >>17665000
    Apologize.

    It will freak the fuck out of her.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:30 No.17665234
    Some of these suggestions are just downright stupid and childish. We need to do all of them.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:30 No.17665237
    >>17665181
    To a military officer, maybe. But Minna's shown us that she's still overly emotional.

    She'll be expecting us to be an asshat, and will be confused out of her skull when we suddenly start behaving in a thoroughly respectful and military manner.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/24/12(Tue)23:31 No.17665249
    >>17665187

    But that would be punishment, so screwing with him could land us a desk job
    >> That McGuyver 01/24/12(Tue)23:31 No.17665255
    >>17665231
    This, would work.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:32 No.17665264
    >>17665231
    fine we will allow the white knight faggotry for one moment in the NAME OF TROLLING!
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:32 No.17665272
    Why in the name of all that is fuck, did we decide to stick our dick in the Brass Hornet Nest again?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:32 No.17665273
    >>17665237
    >>17665201
    >Asshatmind
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:33 No.17665281
    >>17665249
    We're Army Air Corps which means we answer to Eisenhower not the RAF.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/24/12(Tue)23:33 No.17665285
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    "Actually, I need to file a flight plan for tonight. With your permission, I'm heading back to Christchurch."

    "Well. It's been nice knowing you, Lieutenant."

    You frown. "Me and my crew are picking up my things."

    Minna glares at you. "And why would you be doing that?"

    "Because we're staiiiiaaaah fuck."

    Minna keeps glaring. "Sakamoto has big ears. I might have to trim them." From the plain irritation in her tone you guess it's an empty threat. At the very least she doesn't suspect that you were eavesdropping.

    You think.

    "Very well. Get the paper on my desk and I'll stamp it. Is that all?"

    "Yes sir."

    You think you see a hint of disappointment in her eyes, but it's gone in a moment. "Very well. Dismissed."

    You salute. "Jawhol, Commandant." Minna's mouth drops open at your sudden and unexpected display of subordination.

    That lasts about two seconds, before you spin on your heel and stomp away with a perfectly executed goose-step. You hear the memo pad whistling through the air a second to late to duck, and it smacks you in the back of the head smartly.

    Totally worth it.

    >What now? Possible exits include:
    >To the Kitchen
    >To the Lounge
    >To your bedroom
    >To somebody else's bedroom
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:35 No.17665319
    >>17665285
    Isn't the lounge empty?

    THE COUCH IS OURS NOW.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:35 No.17665320
    >>17665285
    STEAL HER MEMO PAD.

    We have Rommel's lighter and Minna's memo pad. Soon, SOON, we will have all the artifacts.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:36 No.17665326
    >>17665285
    >To somebody else's bedroom
    Go on.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:36 No.17665329
    >>17665320
    And together, they shall form...
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:36 No.17665331
    >>17665285

    to our bedroom. need some sleep if were gonna make a flight tonight huh?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:36 No.17665337
    >>17665285
    >Goto Minna's room
    Come up with an excuse why to troll Minna
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:36 No.17665338
    >>17665285
    Shirley's bedroom. We never finished our conversation.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:37 No.17665342
    >>17665320

    Seconded! The memo pad is now ours!

    Also, what time is it? We're flying to Christchurch tonight. How much time before then?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:37 No.17665351
    >>17665337
    >>17665338

    One of these.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:37 No.17665352
    get that flight plan done and OBTAIN BOOZE FROM MAINLAND

    Anyone suggesting this isn't priority #1 needs their head checked.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:37 No.17665355
    >>17665320
    THIS!
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:37 No.17665357
    >>17665285
    YES, SO MUCH GLORIOUSNESS!
    really though take the memo pad, head to where we were gonna go.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:38 No.17665359
    >>17665338
    second
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:38 No.17665361
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    >>17665285
    To all the bedrooms. We need to check up on everyone in case of, you know, another sneak attack.
    >> That McGuyver 01/24/12(Tue)23:38 No.17665362
    >>17665285
    Someone elses bedroom. Preferably Minnas.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/24/12(Tue)23:38 No.17665364
    >>17665285

    > someone else's bedroom

    Haha time for trolling

    Anyone know a good chan app for Android tablets? Chant drops my trip after every post
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:38 No.17665365
    to the lounge. gotta kill time somehow. maybe someone who dosent hate us will talk to us there.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:38 No.17665370
    >>17665285
    Kitchen.
    Did we even eat, at all? Because I don't think we have, at least, not since those blueberries and milk from...whenever.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:38 No.17665382
    >>17665285
    To the kitchen, we haven't had anything since the blueberries. A shower might be nice too once in a while.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:39 No.17665385
    >>17665337
    >Come up with an excuse
    Psssht. Who said anything about reasons?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:39 No.17665394
    >>17665364
    I use chandroid but it's not tablet optimized I don't think.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:39 No.17665403
    I kinda wonder what we could get the Frenchy to do by using Sakamoto's name.....
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:42 No.17665439
    >>17665385
    I didn't say to come up with an reason because we have to, but because if we keep showing up with logical reasons, it will freak her out even more.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:43 No.17665464
    >>17665439
    We have her notepad.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:44 No.17665472
    >>17665439
    Let's get the flight plan form done, and wait with it in her room.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:44 No.17665479
    lets go eat that carrot casserole.

    whatever the fuck that is.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:44 No.17665488
    >>17665464
    >Walk in
    >take off outer clothes so as not to get her room dirty
    >Stand just in door at attention
    >wait
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:46 No.17665504
    >>17665361
    We should check all the dressers for infiltrating neuroi.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/24/12(Tue)23:46 No.17665516
    >>17665464

    > forge love letter from Minna to Sakamoto on her notepad
    > leave it somewhere frenchie will find it
    >???
    > profit
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:47 No.17665527
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    >>17665516
    >>17665516
    >>17665516
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:48 No.17665533
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    >>17665516
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:48 No.17665541
    >>17665488
    Minna: "Why are you in my room:
    You: "I needed to return your notepad"
    Minna "Was it necessary for you to be half naked this?"
    You: "Yes Sir"
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:49 No.17665555
    >>17665541
    "Well i didn't want this to be weird or anything"
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:49 No.17665565
    >>17665541
    "I obviously didn't want you to feel left out on the whole pants thing."
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:50 No.17665572
    >>17665541
    The second we're officially transferred to this base we need to wander around in full dress uniform sans pants at least once. Just, you know, because that's apparently the standard uniform here.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:50 No.17665576
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    >>17665516
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:50 No.17665577
    >>17665541
    You: Someone seems to think I've got magic... I'm trying to dress the part.
    Minna: By going shirtless
    You: not getting the pants.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:50 No.17665584
    >>17665361
    Yes. Also figure out which bedroom we crashed in the other night.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:50 No.17665585
    >>17665533
    I have nothing useful to contribute other than dude that Image made me rage slightly.. THAT IS NOT A JIB YOU DOOFUS..
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:51 No.17665587
    >>17665572
    no we just lose the pants because that seems to be the uniform here.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:51 No.17665598
    >>17665572
    >at least once
    If by that you mean EVERY GODDAMN DAY.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:52 No.17665609
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    >>17665541
    >>17665541
    >>17665541
    >>17665541
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:52 No.17665619
    >>17665382
    >A shower might be nice
    You just reminded me what the bathrooms are like in strike witches.

    I also suggest a bath.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:52 No.17665621
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    >>17665585
    Not like we can really see enough of the boat to tell.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:52 No.17665625
    >>17665598
    So I'm not the only one wearing his sister's panties to get into these threads better right ?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:53 No.17665626
    >>17665585
    It's not cut either. And it's probably not actually his. The picture is basically just lies upon lies.

    >orders ewslug

    Really, captcha? We need to go to the garden, find slugs and slip them in Minna's bed?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:53 No.17665631
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    >>17665572
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:53 No.17665639
    >>17665555
    These quads are a sign that the universe wants us to take off our pants off to troll minna.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:54 No.17665656
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    Minna's room. No pants. Now
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:55 No.17665660
    >>17665619
    Nothing could possibly go wrong with this plan
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:55 No.17665669
    >>17665285
    We SHOULD apologize to those lolis for napping on their bed.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/24/12(Tue)23:55 No.17665672
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    Snatching up Minna's memo pad, you go sprinting down the hallway as fast as possible. You've got a truly wicked idea for how to return it later and get some (more) of your own back, but for now, you have a flight to Christchurch to prepare for.

    That means sleep. But first, food. There's some carrot casserole in the kitchen that's calling to you, and you think it's time to devour it.

    As you approach the kitchen, you hear outraged voices. Well, one outraged voice. A rather squeaky, high-pitched voice. Patton.

    "-egless cripple, I'm gonna rip off his stilts and ram them up his nostrils. See how much bullshit we get out of him then!"

    "Has the great Patton met his match?" answers a German voice.

    "Like hell! The day I'm out-maneuvered by stumpy is the day I build a fort and sit in it!"

    "That works sometimes, you know."

    "The hell it does!"

    "It took me forever to get into Tobruk."

    "But you got in! Just like I'm going to get the POINT into the skull of that limey bastard..."

    The voices diminish, and you enter the kitchen once it's safe.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/24/12(Tue)23:57 No.17665699
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    >>17665516
    All of my yes! Do it! Do it!
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/24/12(Tue)23:58 No.17665719
    >>17665672

    Oh boy is it Rommel time?
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:59 No.17665727
    Greet them with respect. Don't mention the lighter.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:59 No.17665734
    >>17665719

    Rommel time is all the time.
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:59 No.17665736
    >>17665672

    Wait......only one man can vex Patton like that....


    MONTGOMERY LOST HIS LEGS!


    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    That Limey bastard's more overrated than MacArthur
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:59 No.17665738
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    >>17665672
    Time for some pancakes! The dinner of aces!
    >> Anonymous 01/24/12(Tue)23:59 No.17665741
    >>17665672
    Hey Romel, sorry about keeping you lighter. I still have it if you want it back.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:01 No.17665759
    >>17665741

    No! No giving away our loot!
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)00:03 No.17665795
    >>17665759

    Agreed. Bounce witches, fly planes, acquire relics
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:03 No.17665796
    The MC is vain-glorious, proud, hoards treasure, murders all opposition and flies like a bat out of hell.

    Is his callsign Dragon?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/25/12(Wed)00:03 No.17665798
    because walking around a military base full of teenage girls in skintight, bottomless uniforms is a really good idea
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:04 No.17665804
    >>17665796

    No, it's Goose
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:05 No.17665811
    >>17665804
    That does not bode well.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)00:06 No.17665823
    >>17665798

    It is THE BEST idea.

    Witches don't know 'bout our '20mm hispano"
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/25/12(Wed)00:06 No.17665827
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    >>17665672

    You eye the refrigerator dubiously, and try the cabinets first. To your delight there's plenty of bread to be had, and a bratwurst soon reveals itself. Soon after you're fixing yourself a truly massive sammich.

    "You again."

    You look over your shoulder and see Charlotte. She's holding a bag of groceries.

    "The officers do the shopping?"

    "Minna doesn't like having too much male personnel on base," Charlotte explains, setting the bag on the big mess table.

    You grunt, and bite into your sammich. "Minna doesn't seem big on males, period." You waggle your eyebrows suggestively.

    "Or so Perrine hopes," Charlotte says. "Ian better hope so, too."

    You shrug. "What's the fallout from the attack last night? Politically."

    Charlotte shrugs. "The usual. Everybody got hit, so they're all blaming each other's strategies for the failure and claiming their own pet projects would have saved the day." She plops down in the chair opposite the one you've claimed, and stares at you long enough to make you feel awkward.
    >> That McGuyver 01/25/12(Wed)00:07 No.17665840
    >>17665804
    Thinking of, why havent we buzzed a control tower yet? Seems right up our alley
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:08 No.17665842
    >>17665827
    We are safe, as we lack DFC. Wait... shit.

    >crking BRAT

    IT KNOWS
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:08 No.17665849
    >>17665827

    waggle the bratwurst enticingly towards Charlotte, with a shit-eating grin on our faces
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:08 No.17665850
    >>17665827
    Stare back. Tell her she can't have your sandwich.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:10 No.17665866
    >>17665827

    >"Or so Perrine hopes,"

    wait, isnt she hot for sakamoto? whys she care if minna is homo?

    also, stareing contest.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:10 No.17665869
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    >>17665827
    Fuck you, I at least deserve a sandwich.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:10 No.17665877
    >>17665849
    "Want some of my sausage, Sir?"
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:10 No.17665883
    >>17665850

    this
    >> That McGuyver 01/25/12(Wed)00:11 No.17665886
    >>17665850
    This. Offer to show her how MEN make sammichez though.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:11 No.17665890
    >>17665877
    >>17665850
    >>17665849
    YES
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:11 No.17665896
    >>17665827
    Do a cheep magic trick and follow up with a "Tada!"

    That'll teach her to question your wizardry.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:12 No.17665906
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    >>17665866
    Minna isn't homo, her boyfriend died and she went: Love is over!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:14 No.17665930
    >>17665906

    yes, but im asking why perrine has any opinion about it.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:15 No.17665949
    >>17665840
    We've landed all of three times so far in this quest. Our plane at the time has so far been consistently unhappy at one time or another.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:16 No.17665960
    >>17665890
    Lets put it all together:

    "Want some of my sausage, Sir?"
    ...
    "Well, You can't. This is my sandwich. Now stop staring at me"
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:17 No.17665967
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    >>17665906
    His name is Kurt Flachfeld, by the way.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:18 No.17665980
    >>17665906

    More like "Oh god, losing someone to war is horrible! Time to ban all men I can from my base so my witches don't form relationships and lose them!"

    But then like half the witches just go lesbian. so that didn't really work.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:18 No.17665984
    >>17665967

    Curt Flatfield? Makes sense why he liked Minna.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:19 No.17665990
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    >>17665930
    She doesn't want any filthy men near her beloved Sakamoto?
    >> That McGuyver 01/25/12(Wed)00:19 No.17665993
    >>17665960
    Fine, but drop the sir, we arent adressing a superior, for a change.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:19 No.17665994
    >>17665930
    Well, if Minna and Sakabroto are besties, maybe Frenchie is hoping that Minna is mired in homolust because that means there's more of a chance between her and Sakamoto? Or maybe she doesn't want more male competition? Or maybe she's fucking crazy?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:20 No.17666004
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    >>17665990
    Too bad for Perrine then.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:22 No.17666022
    >>17665980
    Pretty much what I meant. Damn, now I want an image of the NO FUN robot, but with Minna and the sign reading NO MEN ALLOWED.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:22 No.17666026
    Out of curiosity, where may I observe previous threads of this magnificent campaign?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:23 No.17666030
    >>17666026
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=strike%20witches
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)00:23 No.17666031
    >>17666026

    On sup/tg/
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:25 No.17666056
    >>17666026

    First thread: http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/17545010/
    Second: http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/17563929/
    Rest: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Strike%20Witches%20Quest
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:25 No.17666057
    >>17666026
    first thread: http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/17545010/
    remaining threads here:
    >>17666030
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:26 No.17666066
    >>17666030
    >>17666031

    Thank you fine Sirs.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:26 No.17666068
    >>17666057

    Except that skips a whole thread. Whoever started archiving the threads derped and started at two instead of three.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:26 No.17666072
    >>17666030
    >>17666031
    >>17666056
    >>17666057
    >>17666064
    >that feel when /a/ would just point and laugh at you
    I love you /tg/
    >> That McGuyver 01/25/12(Wed)00:26 No.17666075
    >>17666031
    Pssst, lots of /a/nons here who don't know we have our own wiki or archive.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:28 No.17666102
    >>17666068

    the second thread is on suptg too, its just tagged 'strike witches' and not 'strike witches quest' cause someone dumb archived it.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:28 No.17666107
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    >>17666075
    >mfw I provide sauce on /a/ too if the poster has the common decency to ask properly.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/25/12(Wed)00:30 No.17666133
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    >>17665869
    >>17665866
    >>17665850
    >>17665849

    You chew your prize grimly, staring right back.

    "What, you want some of my bratwurst?"

    Charlotte doesn't blink.

    "Can't have any."

    She doesn't *breathe.*

    "I deserve a single sammich, god dammit!"

    "So I hear you're flying to Christchurch," Charlotte says.

    "No you don't."

    "Your crew told me."

    You say something incredibly unflattering about your crew into your sammich. Charlotte reaches into her bosom and produces a small, folded piece of paper. She slides it across the table to you. "There's some things I could use in Christchurch. I've already given some government pay-slips to Ian - I trust he can keep them safe."

    You grunt, and look at the list. Various foodstuffs - only to be expected - tools, and other sundry small items that will be easy to cram into the Widow somewhere. And-

    "-a pair of handcuffs? A stethoscope? And a silk robe? What the hell is this? I can't exactly get this at the PX, you know."

    "You'll find a way."

    "In a few hours? No, I don't think so. Not on my salary, at any rate."

    "You will," says a smooth, cold voice from behind you, "-because Charlotte convinced me it was a demanding enough task to apologize for almost ruining my life."

    You blink. "Perrine is right behind me, isn't she."

    "And she's got a gun!" Charlotte says, beaming at you.

    TUNE IN THURSDAY FOR: GRAND THEFT ERRYTHING!
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)00:30 No.17666137
    >>17666072
    More like a thousand boku no pico replies. /a/ is tsuntsun
    > but I love it
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:30 No.17666143
    >>17666102

    Oh, hey. Look at that.

    Hm. Been awhile since the post. I expect godtier trolling and counter-trolling sexual innuendo.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:31 No.17666146
    I keep worrying OP is dead, but then I realize he'd at least have the decency to post jibberish before he kicked the bucket.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:33 No.17666172
    >>17666133
    Are we having sex with Charlotte now?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/25/12(Wed)00:33 No.17666174
    >>17666146

    Sorry. 5 hours of sleep will do that to a man. Some nights it's hard to keep chugging along. I work in a shitty gas station (tomorrow) so I've got plenty of time to plan the next thread however; Thursday should move along at a decent clip. Till then!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:33 No.17666180
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    >>17666133

    Thursday?! I don't think I can last that long!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:33 No.17666181
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    >>17666133
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:33 No.17666183
    perrine cant be trusted with handcuffs. dont do it!

    or at least get two copies of the key and keep one.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:34 No.17666185
    >>17666133
    >"And she's got a gun!" Charlotte says, beaming at you.

    Ah, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to troll.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:34 No.17666186
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    >>17666133
    NOBODY LIKES YOU PERRINE
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:34 No.17666192
    >>17666107
    Bit of a tangent, but perhaps you should show them the reverse image lookups instead? Teach a man to fish and all that.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 01/25/12(Wed)00:34 No.17666194
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    >>17666172

    All that shit is for Perrine.

    Note, however, that handcuffs, silk robes and stethoscopes are all, ah, multi-purpose items. Especially silk. It's like natural kevlar, and that's before you add magic to it...
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:34 No.17666195
    >>17666133
    Armed robbery together with a little girl?

    This could be fun.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:35 No.17666200
    >>17666174

    the whole every day thing you were doing is a good way to get burnout too. twice or thrice a week is plenty. IMO anyway.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)00:35 No.17666214
    >>17666133
    > have to wait two days for moar
    Damn I keep forgetting this feeling. Guess I'm back to my project then. God speed planefag, you made my night.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:36 No.17666218
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    >>17666133
    >TUNE IN THURSDAY FOR: GRAND THEFT ERRYTHING!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:36 No.17666221
    >>17666186
    This, I watched the series, and all I could tell of Perrine is that she is a complete bitch.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:36 No.17666224
    Oh, Planefag. I love you anyway. Even if I have to wait so long between threads now.

    Onto other things: What the hell is frenchy going to do with all that? Rape us?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:36 No.17666229
    ah hell, someones gonna catch us with perrines crap and were gonna be in trouble.

    oh well, i guess we can just say perrine asked us to buy it. that'll work right?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:38 No.17666245
    >>17666229

    They might believe us actually. Everyone but Sakamoto knows about her stalkercrush.

    Also why the hell do we have to apologize? She was attempting to suffocate us!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:39 No.17666261
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    >>17666194

    All these images of Minna just make me want to see her go totally crazy/yandere at some point.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:40 No.17666277
    >>17666192
    I usually do and even I don't reply if it's so blatantly obvious that even a lobotomized chimp could find the source.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:40 No.17666280
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    >>17666261

    it would be terrifying.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:42 No.17666296
    >>17666229
    That'd be ideal, actually. We want them to think we're fucking Perrine, because it'll piss her off. We totally need to come up with some way to sexualize her having a gun right now.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)00:43 No.17666305
    >>17666280
    Wat

    Alright guys, how many witches can we fit in a b-52?
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:44 No.17666311
    she said i had to buy it... as a punishment...
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:44 No.17666314
    >>17666296

    "Perrine dear, usually I'm the one with the long hard object. But I guess we could give role reversal a try."
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:45 No.17666325
    >>17666305

    Quite a lot. You just have to throw them in a blender first.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:45 No.17666326
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    >>17666280
    Oh god, not the ass of destruction!
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:46 No.17666335
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    >>17666311

    THIS
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:47 No.17666346
    >>17666229

    The issue is we don't know what sizes she wears and given she is holding a gun, which ought to be easy enough to sexualize, some droll about if she's holding it then she gets to decide when it shoots. Either way, I feel this would be a matter settled by having a picture of her when out shopping, so long as there is a scale reference, not only will it allow for getting the right size robes, but you are also buying seriously suspect gear for a woman who you have a picture of and probably not wearing any pants either.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:47 No.17666349
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    >>17666311
    >>17666314
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:47 No.17666353
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    yeah you gotta remember, it is official strike witches canon that something crawled up minnas ass and died.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:47 No.17666354
    >>17666314

    On the plus side if she shoots up, we get the Purple Heart along with the DFC.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/25/12(Wed)00:49 No.17666377
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    >>17666353
    WHY DOES ANYONE CREATE IMAGES LIKE THIS
    GOD
    FUCKING
    DAMN EVERYTHING
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:50 No.17666387
    >>17666377
    Because nobody likes Perrine
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:51 No.17666402
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    >>17666280
    Strangely, I'd be fine with that.

    Actually, I'd be fine with pretty much anything involving pantsless witches.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:52 No.17666415
    >>17666377
    One of the reasons is to get that reaction from people.
    >> Papa-N !!94V8GGifJkU 01/25/12(Wed)00:54 No.17666431
    >>17666402
    Unf

    Yanderewitch mite b cool
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:57 No.17666461
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    >>17666353
    Most alluring death trap ever.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)00:59 No.17666478
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    Here's bespectacled Minna, with pantyhose even
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:04 No.17666518
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    >>17666478

    flustered trude and super flustered helma are still both more interesting.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:51 No.17666901
    >that feel when I spent the last hour and a half getting up to speed
    >update
    >thread just finished

    Well fuck.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:52 No.17666911
    >>17666901
    wait, the last post was about an hour ago.

    Apparently I've been at this longer than I thought.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)01:53 No.17666925
    >>17666911

    Yeah. It's kinda dead in here. Usually a big of discussion afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:07 No.17667039
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    Hope the requester is still here.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:17 No.17667097
    >see this quest
    >never seen the anime or read the manga

    Is this worth picking up? I know its MAGIC and all, but pantsless lolis in propeller-legs is really stretching my suspension of disbelief.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:19 No.17667102
    >>17667097
    In short?

    No.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:27 No.17667137
    >>17667097

    I watched it after I got into the quest. As long as you go into it not expecting it to be great; it's entertaining.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:31 No.17667151
    >>17667137
    As someone who did the same, this is exactly right. Think of it as a comedy rather than SUPER SERIOUS CHARACTER DRAMA
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:38 No.17667172
    >>17667151

    And if all else fails. The battles are still pretty cool.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:43 No.17667189
    >>17667097
    i watched a couple epis, came off as generic creepy fanservice shit. it's like most of the bad cliches people normally think about anime but played seriously. so no.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:46 No.17667201
    >>17667189
    The crotch shots during flight are pretty funny though.

    It's fanservice done wrong and they aren't attempting to be even remotely subtle about it.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:49 No.17667212
    >>17667201
    >The crotch shots during flight are pretty funny though.

    if by funny you mean embarrassing to watch than yes.

    i don't like using memes to describe stuff but that was seriously the first time i facepalmed while watching something.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)02:57 No.17667240
    >>17667212
    Turning off your brain and taking nothing seriously is practically a requirement for watching strike witches, but if you can't help but find it creepy and embarrassing anyway then that won't matter.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:01 No.17667256
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    >>17667212
    What did you watch it with your grandmother or something?
    The only alternative is your self esteem is low enough that you are embarrassed by things you do in private.
    Please tell me it is the former.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:12 No.17667332
    >>17667256
    Ever see someone do something so embarrassing that you felt embarrassed for them? Yeah.

    Of course you probably have to get rid of any sense of shame in order to enjoy something like this.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)03:23 No.17667385
    >>17667332
    You mean you feel embarrassed for a bunch of cartoon characters?
    Fucking weird.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)04:04 No.17667569
    >>17667385
    No more weirder than feeling arousal when staring at their crotch.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)08:23 No.17668737
    Like, apparently quite a gathering crowd of people I watched S1 off the back of this quest. It was fucking bizarre but I can't quite bring myself to hate it.

    Even the dread Episode Seven amused me because of Erica's utter mastery of Giving-precisely-zero-fucks while the shit she stirred up rages across the base.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)08:33 No.17668795
    >>17667212
    I DID say we needed wipers to remove panty ass from our windshield. GODDAMN LOLI CROTCHES GET OUT OF MY WAY TRYING TO KILL ALIUMS
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)10:12 No.17669185
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    Still not sure if I should watch it or not.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 01/25/12(Wed)13:23 No.17670497
    >>17669185
    Hang on, is that an actual screengrab of the show?

    Wow, what lazy character artists they must have.
    >> Anonymous 01/25/12(Wed)13:27 No.17670529
    >>17670497
    Far from actual screenshots.



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