>You gonna bark all day, little neckbeard? Or are you gonna bite?
I've always loved using this thing.

>This Mary Sue attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.

>Tyrion Son Of Tywin? Where we're going we don't need Tyrion Son of Tywin.
A Feast For Crows in a nutshell.

>I'm king of the -4!
no im not

>First rule of Larp Club is - you do not talk about Larp Club.

well... fuck

>Come with the Emperasque if you want to live.

Holy shit, it KNOWS.

>Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard WAAAAAGH yet!

>They call me Mister Heresy!

BLAM!

>>17682335
You don't want to be the king of women? I mean, as long as it's in a ruling position, and not something like "The King of Queens. Because that would suck.

>Put in a /tg/-related word/phrase
>When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my rape. That's the price she has to pay.

>That's no moon. It's a DAKKA.

It's_zoggin'_beyootiful.jpg

>>17682282
>No, it is not dangerous to confuse elf rape wat do with angels.

>Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard elf rape wat do yet!

>Better to be king for a night than elf rape wat do for a lifetime.

>Love means never having to say you're elf rape wat do.

>Why don't you come up sometime and see elf rape wat do?

>You take the blue elf slave - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.

>Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy edition wars.
Wisdom.

>I'll get you, my pretty, and your little monstergirls, too!

>I am not a Fighter! I am a human being. I am a man.

I like this...

>I have always depended on the kindness of victory at sea!.

>There is nothing except this! There is no art opening; there is no benefit; there is nothing to sign. There is the next railroad, and nothing else.

>They may take away our railroad, but they'll never take our freedom!

>I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your railroad will be out of style!

>You can't handle the railroad!

>I say we take off and nuke the entire railroad from orbit.

>Railroad? We ain't got no railroad! We don't need no railroad! I don't have to show you any stinking railroad!

>You had me at 'railroad'.

>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Gazebo on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

>You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the XENOS SCUM.

>>17682409
>Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty monstergirls.

Show me the Creed!

2 FEET! Why did it have to be 2 FEET?

>I love the smell of BLAM! in the morning

Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true That Guy. Remember...

That HERESY is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred.

>Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was DM PC killed the beast.

>He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty DM PC!

>I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this DM PC.

>Houston, we have a DM PC.

>I love the smell of DM PC in the morning.

>No, it is not dangerous to confuse DM PC with angels.

>Say hello to my little DM PC!

>A boy's best friend is his DM PC.

>Better to be king for a night than DM PC for a lifetime.

>You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the DM PC.

>>17682487
That last one is great.

>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Character Sheets on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

We need a drawfag.

>It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the Tyranids.

>They may take away our metal boxes, but they'll never take our freedom!

>And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my player characters!

>But why is the SPESS MEHREENS gone?

>Pay no attention to that man behind the SPESS MEHREENS!

>Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce SPESS MEHREENS. Aren't you?

>They may take away our SPESS MEHREENS, but they'll never take our freedom!

>I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your SPESS MEHREENS will be out of style!

>You can't handle the SPESS MEHREENS!

>With great power comes great SPESS MEHREENS.

Suddenly politics and academical discussions.

>Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-feminism/left-feminism? The story of good and evil?

>I am not a hambeast! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am... a man!
You keep telling yourself that.

>Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a Ward!

>We are all interested in the neckbeard, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.

>I'm a goddamn marvel of modern COCAINE.

>Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Mary sue. Prepare to die!

>I'm SINDRIIIII! I'm SINDRIIIII!

>Here's looking at SINDRIIIII, kid.

>I find your lack of SINDRIIIII disturbing.

>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. SINDRIIIII on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

>I bet you can squeal like a SINDRIIIII.

>He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty SINDRIIIII!

>Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true SINDRIIIII. Remember...

>I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take SINDRIIIII anymore!

>SINDRIIIII? Where we're going we don't need SINDRIIIII.

>Elementary, my dear SINDRIIIII.

>That'll do, SINDRIIIII. That'll do.

>Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'SINDRIIIII' at will to old ladies.

>Lions and tigers and SINDRIIIII, oh my!

>I'll have what SINDRIIIII's having.

>Do not go into the QUEST THREAD. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.

>Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Spase Mahreens Room!
>One Spase Mahreen's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
>We can't stop here. This is Spase Mahreens country.

OP mode:
>I love the smell of Spase Mahreens in the morning.

>This daemonhost attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.
AND THAT'S MY NEW CAMPAIGN.

>There is an Empire coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
Will be used in the opening dox.

>Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my heretic, in this life or the next.
Says the NPC (possibly inquisitor) who is hunting the heretic at the enter of the mess.

>>17682583
Wait, I just got a rather fitting one:
>Spase Mahreens! Why did it have to be Spase Mahreens?

>Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the WAAAAGH Room!

Glorious.

>You had me at 'traditional games'.

>This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old traditional games.

>Traditional Games! Why did it have to be traditional games?

>We are all interested in the traditional games, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.

>I feel the need - the need for traditional games!

>They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into traditional games.

>Show me the traditional games!

>Traditional Games? We ain't got no traditional games! We don't need no traditional games! I don't have to show you any stinking traditional games!

>Have you ever danced with the Orks in the pale moonlight?

>No, Mr. Bond, I expect Abaddon to die.

>I want that Necron, not excuses.

>Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my God Emperor. Prepare to die!

>All work and no heresy makes Jack a dull boy.

>The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Metal Boxes."

>I love the smell of steehl rehn in the morning.

>>17682645
>All work and no heresy makes Jack a dull boy.

>The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Metal Boxes."

>Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy Wizard.

>Nobody's ever shut down a Wizard before.

>Wizard? Where we're going we don't need Wizard.

>They may take away our Imperial Mysteries, but they'll never take our freedom!

Pentacle.jpg

>>17682610
>We are all interested in the traditional games, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our live

Too close to home.

>A king made me a clown. A queen made me a lord. But first, God made me the Inquisition.
True story.

>Dave, my Heretical Love is going! I can feel it! I can feel it!
>Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my meatbread, in this life or the next.
>I see dead new codex.
>It is too late, my Exterminatus is in your veins.
>Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my hive world. Prepare to die!
>You're gonna need a bigger Terra.
>I love the smell of Space Wolves in the morning.

>>17682809
>I love the smell of Space Wolves in the morning
I certainly don't. Good lord they must smell bad.

>You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a METAL BAWKSES.
>Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was METAL BAWKSES killed the beast.
>And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my METAL BAWKSES.

rolled 27 = 27

>Grimdark? Where we're going we don't need Grimdark.

>No, Mr. Bond, I expect stealing Blood Ravens to die.
>That's no moon. It's stealing Blood Ravens.
>But why are the stealing Blood Ravens gone?
>This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught Stealing Blood Ravens.

>One xeno's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

>We're on a mission from Gork.

Or it is Mork?

Gort! Klaatu barada edition wars!

>A boy's best friend is his DAKKA.

>Few men ever swapped more than one DAKKA with Sean Regan.

>You're gonna need a bigger DAKKA.

>That'll do, DAKKA. That'll do.

>I am big! It's the -4STR that got small.

>>17682875
Got exactly the same thing on first try.

>Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Damsels And Maidens' at will to old ladies.

>Why are you wearing that stupid CHOPPA suit?


.... needs more dakka

>You've got to ask yourself one question:
>'Do I feel Creed?' Well, do ya, punk?

>May the Str Bonus be with you.

>Well, a Slime Girl's a Slime Girl, but they call it 'le Slime Girl'.

>I say we take off and nuke the entire D&D from orbit.

>That's no moon. It's a GURPS.

>Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its Big Mutherfukin' Crab Truckers.

>I'm a goddamn marvel of modern World of Darkness.

>This Cultist-chan attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.

Welp.

>Keep your friends close, but your Dungeon Master closer.

>Of all the Dungeon Master joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

>Here's looking at Dungeon Master, kid.

>Killing me won't bring back your Dungeon Master.

>It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the Dungeon Master.
oh god the last one is a bit different from the movie

>Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of FATAL!

No, we don't...

>Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty MaRo.
I snickered.

When there's no more room in hell, the grognard will walk the earth.

>There is a Los Tiburon coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
ShitshitshitSHIT

>Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy FATAL.
Advice for life.

>I'm king of the FATAL!
You poor, poor fuck.

E.T. phone Tzeentch.

When there's no more room in hell, the neckbeard will walk the earth.

>As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a monstergirl.
Pfffffft

>>17683035

>>17683035

I knew he was a devious bastard heretic xeno all along.

>That's no moon. It's a mat ward.
Dayum.

>Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Drizzt.

>I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take That Guy anymore!

>One That Guy's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

>First rule of Yu-Gi-Oh Club is - you do not talk about Yu-Gi-Oh Club.

>I am big! It's the EMPRAH that got small.

This seems like heresy....

>The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Rocks fall, everyone dies"

That's almost too good to be true.

>I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your THAT guy will be out of style!

Well, that doesn't sound so bad

>>17683107
Glorious!

There is nothing except this! There is no art opening; there is no benefit; there is nothing to sign. There is the next spiked chain, and nothing else.

3.5 fighter: the movie

>My mama always said life was like a box of settlers of catan.

>Keep your friends close, but your Alpharius closer.

Fucking Alpha legion.

>I have a head for business and a HERESY for sin.

>No, it is not dangerous to confuse HERESY with angels.

Love means never having to say you're space marine.

>I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take /tg/'s shitty custom magic cards anymore!

perfect.

>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Magikarp on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

>Why are you wearing that stupid SPESS MEREENS suit?

>>17682466
Play it, Sam. Play 'As Creed Goes By'.

>You had me at 'natural twenty'.

>Pay no attention to that man behind the STEHL RHEN!


Oh god I can't stop laughing

>Many Bothans died to bring us this total party kill.

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to dick ass theif.

ummm

>>17683163
>I'm king of the STEHL RHEN!

All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my funyuns and mountain dew.

>But why is the dorf fortress gone?

Why? Tell me why!

>Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of an UrbanMech?

>I'm king of the Kender!

Oh god please no...

>>17683186
>I've got a feeling we're not in Space Station 13 anymore.

I feel the need - the need for Catan!

>Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Ultramarine.

>I am the author. You are the Ultramarine. I outrank you!

>I am big! It's the Ultramarine that got small.

>It is too late, my Ultramarine is in your veins.

>I'm king of the Ultramarine!

>Nobody puts Ultramarine in a corner.

>I find your lack of Ultramarine disturbing.

>I say we take off and nuke the entire Ultramarine from orbit.

>They call me Mister Ultramarine!

>Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its Ultramarine.

>Have you ever danced with the Ultramarine in the pale moonlight?

>Come with Ultramarine if you want to live.

Pretty good.

First try, I swear.

>What? Twelve dollars and we don't even get an edition war?

>The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world METAL BAWKSES didn't exist.

>Killing me won't bring back your Waifu

;_;

>>17683200
>Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful neckbeard.

>I'm king of the *BLAM*!

>We're on a mission from *BLAM*.

>Go ahead, make my *BLAM*.

>Many Bothans died to bring us this *BLAM*.

>E.T. phone *BLAM*.

>Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the DEM DORFS.

>Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy Khorne.
It fucking better be.

>I am not a That Guy! I am a human being. I am a man.

>I defy you! Come and kneel before 4chan!

>Say hello to my little pony!

>Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to sage.

>You're gonna need a bigger bolter.
More dakka, I guess.

>And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my neckbeard.

>They're here already! You're Alpharius! You're Alpharius!

Oh, lawdy.

>I'll have what Thulsa Doom's having.

Damn straight!

If you are a minority of one, the grimdark is the grimdark.

>The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world ultramarines didn't exist.

He seems to be a pretty shitty trickster then.

>You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the CREEEEED.

I'll take it.

All work and no more dakka makes Jack a dull boy.

>We'll always have CREEEEED

>Keep your friends close, but your Boyz closer.

>They're here already! You're Boyz! You're Boyz!

>And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Boyz.

>It is too late, my Boyz is in your veins.

>Round up the usual Boyz.

>You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your Boyz together and blow.

>I find your lack of monster girls disturbing.

>Do not go into the monster girl. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.

>Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a monster girl!

>I am not a monster girl! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am... a man!

>One monster girl's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

>Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of monster girl!

>Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a Monster Girls?

>You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your monster girls together and blow.

>The power of Thulsa Doom compels you.

>I am big! It's the Bjorn The Fell-Handed that got small.
>You don't want to be in the way when my Bjorn The Fell-Handed goes off.
>If you build it, Bjorn The Fell-Handed will come.
>Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Bjorn The Fell-Handed.
>With great power comes great Bjorn The Fell-Handed.

Many Bothans died to bring us this splatbook.

>Orange Transparent Chainsaw? We ain't got no Orange Transparent Chainsaw! We don't need no Orange Transparent Chainsaw! I don't have to show you any stinking Orange Transparent Chainsaw!

Wait, this isn't /toy/? Damn.

Uh, BrikWars, so there!

>If you build it, urbanomancer will come.

Hard to argue with this logic.

> My mama always told me life was like a box of flamers of Tzeench.

>The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world furries didn't exist.

>Furries matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my furries, do you?

>You gonna bark all day, little furries? Or are you gonna bite?

>Dave, my anal circumference is going! I can feel it! I can feel it!
>Open the pod bay anal circumference, HAL.
>I feel the need - the need for anal circumference!
>Well, an Anal Circumference's an Anal Circumference, but they call it 'le Anal Circumference'.
>Round up the usual anal circumference.

>He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty Nazi!

>I feel the need - the need for anal circumference!

>Round up the usual anal circumference.

>With great power comes great heresy.
>The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Heresy."
>If you are a minority of one, the heresy is the heresy. //Well... Self-evident.
>Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to heresy. //And now I imagine Yoda as an Inquisitor.
>It is too late, my heresy is in your veins.
>This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old heresy.
>A boy's best friend is his heresy.

>Open the pod bay anal circumference, HAL.

They call me Mister Faptau!

In the Heat of the Night (1967)
(the missing word was 'Tibbs')

AHAHAH

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his -4 str.
It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
(the missing word was 'wings')

>>17683457
Can't resist...

>Well, here's another nice anal circumference you've gotten me into!
>Anal Circumference? Where we're going we don't need anal circumference.
>Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its anal circumference.
>I'll get you, my pretty, and your little anal circumference, too!
>This anal circumference attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.
>That's no moon. It's an anal circumference.

>A king made me a clown. A queen made me a lord. But first, God made me a Necron.

>That'll do, elf slave. That'll do.

>No other factory in the world mixes its DARK GAWDS by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just... right.

>Lions and tigers and DARK GAWDS, oh my!

>As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a DARK GAWDS.

>A boy's best friend is his DARK GAWDS.

HERESY.

>>17683563
>I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your penis will be out of style!

>I defy you! Come and kneel before Penis!

>You can't handle the penis!

>I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a penis! What a penis!

>All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my penis.

I'm going to stop here before I accidentally a novel.

Heresy! Why did it have to be heresy?

Poor Inquisitor Jones...

>>17683713

>I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your heresy will be out of style!

>Watch the heresy, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the heresy!

>Heresy matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my heresy, do you?

>Show me the heresy!

>We are indeed drifting into the arena of the natural fucking twenty.

>Natural Fucking Twenty! Why did it have to be natural fucking twenty?

>Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was natural fucking twenty killed the beast.

>Houston, we have a natural fucking twenty.

>That fire is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred.

>Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to fire.

>This is your fire for your husband... and this is my fire for your fire.

>Come with fire if you want to live.

>A boy's best friend is his fire.

>A king made me a clown. A queen made me a lord. But first, God made me a fire.

>I defy you! Come and kneel before Tzeentch!

>If I was a Tzeentch, a perfect Tzeentch, how would you know it was really me?

>Listen to them. Children of the Tzeentch. What music they make.

>One Tzeentch's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

Welp, that settles that.

Squat? We ain't got no Squat! We don't need no Squat! I don't have to show you any stinking Squat!

You're gonna need a bigger elf slave.

>The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "4E."

>You had me at 'paladin'.

>Say hello to my little paladin!

>Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my heretical love, in this life or the next.
^Cracked up like a motherfucker there.

>When there's no more room in hell, the noise marines will walk the earth.

BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR

>You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the commisar.

>Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my commisar. Prepare to die!

>I am not a commisar! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am... a man!

>Remember, you're fighting for this woman's commisar, which is probably more than she ever did.

>Ray, if someone asks if you are a commisar, you say, 'yes!'
And that's how Heretical Love began.

"Love means never having to say you're angry marine."

>You know the difference between you and me? I make BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD look good.

- Kyras when talking to Kharn.

>Pay no attention to that man behind the dickgirls!
Don't mind if I don't, ol' chap.

>I am the author. You are the metal box. I outrank you!

SSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDRRRIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

"That'll do, that guy. That'll do."

This thread is gold!

>Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its The Emperasque.

>>17683847

>The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD."

>Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE yet!

>>17683847
>They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

Khorne is really letting his standards slip, huh?

>You had me at 'bear cavalry'.

>You can't handle the bear cavalry!

>I'm king of the bear cavalry!

>They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into WIZARD!.

>I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American Sperg Lord.

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel /tg/ sucks at magic?' Well, do ya, punk?

>I feel the need - the need for CREEEED!
>And for an hour, for an hour - I'm the best CREEEED in the world...
>You can't handle the EMPRAH!
>I met just according to keikaku today. We are playing chess.
>You don't want to be in the way when my just according to keikaku goes off.

>There is nothing except this! There is no art opening; there is no benefit; there is nothing to sign. There is the next just according to keikaku, and nothing else.
>I have a head for business and a just according to keikaku for sin.


>This is your just according to keikaku for your husband... and this is my just according to keikaku for your just according to keikaku.

>With great power comes great Friend Computer.

>Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty inquisitor.

>He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty inquisitor!

>You can't handle the dakka!

>Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Spiritual Liege.

Dem Codex.

>Dakka, for lack of a better word, is good.

>My mama always said life was like a box of edition wars.

>I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this cultist.

All work and no purge makes Jack a dull boy.

>One Kaldor Draigo's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

>Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of Kaldor Draigo!

>To Kaldor Draigo, and beyond!

>I could dance with you 'til the Kaldor Draigo come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the Kaldor Draigo 'til you came home.

>I find your lack of Kaldor Draigo disturbing.

>You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the Kaldor Draigo.

>Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-Kaldor Draigo/left-Kaldor Draigo? The story of good and evil?

>You gonna bark all day, little Kaldor Draigo? Or are you gonna bite?

>There is nothing except this! There is no art opening; there is no benefit; there is nothing to sign. There is the next Kaldor Draigo, and nothing else.

>>17683847
Pfft. Kyras blows monkey balls. Everyone makes such a big deal about him because he had a plan for making a sacrifice to Khorne, but they forget that grand convoluted scheming is the domain of Tzeentch. Kyras is unaligned, maybe leaning to Khorne.

You just can't beat Kharn the Betrayer when it comes to the unrelenting fury and immediate desire to commit violence you expect from a proper Khornate. And he looks pretty fucking cool too.

>I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the Power Attack is away.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Zoggin' Git' at will to old ladies.

>Made it, Ma! Top of the Goblins!
>I've got a feeling we're not in Orcs anymore.
>Gort! Klaatu barada Kobolds!
>As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Troglodites.
>The power of Zombies compels you.
>I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old Bahamut for dinner.
>What do you want to marry Vecna for, anyhow?

>You talking to Sperg Lords?
>Sperg Lords? Where we're going we don't need Sperg Lords.
>I am not a Sperg Lord! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am... a man!
>The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Sperg Lord."
>You can't handle the Sperg Lord!
>They're here already! You're Sperg Lords! You're Sperg Lords!
>The power of Sperg compels you.

>Bloody Magpies! Why did it have to be bloody magpies?
>Round up the usual bloody magpies.
>This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught Bloody Magpies.

Oh dear.

Techpriest bonus:
>And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my servo skull.
>Killing me won't bring back your servo skull.
>Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a servo skull!

>Madness? This is Dragonborn!
>You've got Barbarian on you.
>My mama always said life was like a box of Magic Missiles.
>I am not a Fireball! I am a human being. I am a man.
>E.T. phone Druid.
>Frankly, my dear, I don't give an Animal Companion.

> Elementary, my dear Blood Raven

>There is a Blood Raven coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?

>One Blood Raven's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

>Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Blood Raven.

>Keep your friends close, but your Blood Ravens closer.

>As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Blood Raven.

>I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take FILTHY XENOS anymore!

Damn right.

>I have always depended on the kindness of Grey Knights.

Hahaha

>Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Grey Knights killed the beast.

Of course.

>Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Grey Knights.

HERESY.

>Have you ever danced with the Tarrasque in the pale moonlight?

>Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Lolth.

Oh shit nigga, what are you doing?

>Keep your friends close, but your Elves closer.

You had me at 'FUS RO DAH!'.

>You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a Wizard.

Oh jesus christ, I lol'd

>>17684082
>I find your lack of But there's one they fear disturbing.

>Mat Ward, for lack of a better word, is good.

Deal with it /tg/.

>Keep your enemies close, but your stravags closer
>I'm looking for the Army of the Twelve CREEEEEED
>They call me Mister Dragonraper

Few men ever swapped more than one FUS RO DAH! with Sean Regan.

>A Meatbread. Shaken, not stirred.

>I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old spaghetti in my pocket for dinner.
HAHA WAT?

>You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a cutebold.
>You gonna bark all day, little cutebold? Or are you gonna bite?
>There is a cutebold coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
>Come with cutebold if you want to live.

>Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my cutebold. Prepare to die!
>Ray, if someone asks if you are a cutebold, you say, 'yes!'

>I'll get you, my pretty, and your little cutebold, too!
>That's no moon. It's a cutebold.
>As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a cutebold.

These... These make sense.

>But why is the cutebold gone?

>Mystra! Why did it have to be Mystra?

I lol'd

>We'll always have Vance Motherfucking Stubbs.

Yes we will.

>>17684129
>Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my cutebold. Prepare to die!
I lol'd.

>>17684125
It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the spaghetti in my pocket.

>>17684099
>He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty Mat Ward!

>But why is the gifted relic gone?
>I find your lack of spehss mareens disturbing.
>I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take template attacks anymore!
>AdEva? Where we're going we don't need AdEva.
I like it!

>No, it is not dangerous to confuse bear lore with angels.

>You can't handle the bear lore!

>With great power comes great bear lore.

>And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my bear lore.

>Bear Lore? We ain't got no bear lore! We don't need no bear lore! I don't have to show you any stinking bear lore!

I'll make with the rpgs I play.

>Well, a Pathfinder's a Pathfinder, but they call it 'le Pathfinder'.
>We can't stop here. This is World of Darkness country.
>If I was a GURPS, a perfect GURPS, how would you know it was really me?
>We're on a mission from D&D 3.5.
>First rule of D&D 4.0 Club is - you do not talk about D&D 4.0 Club.
>I defy you! Come and kneel before Shadowrun!

LOLOLOLOLOL

>I have come here to chew Meta and kick ass. And I'm all out of Meta.
>Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the MetaQuest Room!
>Nobody's ever shut down a MetaQuest before.
>I feel the need - the need for MetaQuest!

A king made me a clown. A queen made me a lord. But first, God made me a Bear Pope.

>Many Bothans died to bring us this Emperor.

>I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American THAT GUY.
>They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into THAT GUY.
>He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty THAT GUY!
>I'm looking for the Army of the Twelve THAT GUY.
>My mama always said life was like a box of THAT GUY.
>I'll have what THAT GUY's having.
>THAT GUY? Where we're going we don't need THAT GUY.

>Warhammer matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my Warhammer, do you?

>You're gonna need a bigger Warhammer.

>We are indeed drifting into the arena of the Warhammer.

>You had me at 'Warhammer'.

>We'll always have Warhammer.

>I'm a goddamn marvel of modern Warhammer.

>You can't handle the DAMN YOU GM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>You don't want to be in the way when my DAMN YOU GM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? goes off.
>Do not go into the DAMN YOU GM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.

>I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a Greater Good lasts forever.
So that's why so many people join the Tau...
>I'll be Lijah Cuu.
I HOPE YOU AREN'T

>>17684266
I judge most dudes by their Warhammer. If you catch my drift.

>Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful DORF FORT.
Sounds boring, no good fortress is ever beautiful.
>I say we take off and nuke the entire DORF FORTRESS from orbit.
Now we're talking.

Obligatory.
>Madness? This is Deep Strikes!
>That'll do, spess mehrens. That'll do.
>I'm king of the spess!
>I am the author. You are the STEEL REHN. I outrank you!
>Pay no attention to that man behind the STEEL REHN!
>They call me Mister Metal Bawkses!

>A king made me a clown. A queen made me a lord. But first, God made me a D6.
Seems oddly appropriate.

Houston, we have a SPESS MUHREEN.

>>17684367
A boy's best friend is his d20.

>Go back to the Steel Rehn. You shall not pass.

>You don't want to be in the way when my dorf goes off.

>That's no moon. It's a dorf.

>It is too late, my dorf is in your veins.
oh god what

>They may take away our dorf, but they'll never take our freedom!

>No other factory in the world mixes its dorf by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just... right.

That FATAL is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred.

FATAL! Why did it have to be FATAL?

>I say we take off and nuke the entire Unconquered Sun from orbit.
>It is too late, my musclegirl is in your veins.
>This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught the God-Emperor of Mankind.
>Killing me won't bring back your Kromgol.
>We're on a mission from Pun-Pun.

To be honest, I'd watch them all.

>That's no moon. It's a d20.

>No, it is not dangerous to confuse natural twenty with angels.

>That natural one is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred.

>I am serious ... and don't call me Dragon.

>>17684386

>>17684386

>my dorf is in your veins
wot

>>17684417
Say hello to my little dorf!

>Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a Big Bad Evil Guy?
>mfw my players did this with a bunch of evil Warforged in our Eberron game

"But why is the semen gone?"

"With great power comes great semen."

"All work and no semen makes Jack a dull boy."

"If you build it, semen will come."

"Semen! Why did it have to be semen?"

"Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of semen!"

"I feel the need - the need for semen!"

"Killing me won't bring back your semen."

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Semen on fire off the shoulder of Orion."

"Listen to them. Children of the semen. What music they make."

"Why are you wearing that stupid semen suit?"

"Semen? We ain't got no semen! We don't need no semen! I don't have to show you any stinking semen!"

"I see dead semen."

"Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its semen."

"No other factory in the world mixes its semen by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just... right."

"I have come here to chew semen and kick ass. And I'm all out of semen."

"They may take away our semen, but they'll never take our freedom!"

"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to semen."

"You take the blue semen - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe."

"Do not go into the semen. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it."

"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my semen."

"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your semen together and blow."

"You know the difference between you and me? I make semen look good."

"I ate his semen with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

>>17684444

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world dorf didn't exist.

>>17684524
You can't handle the dorf!
I defy you! Come and kneel before Dorf!
I am big! It's the dorf that got small.
Well, a Dorf's a Dorf, but they call it 'le Dorf'.
You're gonna need a bigger dorf.

>Show me the cutebold!
AKA: Some more cutebold goodness.
>A king made me a clown. A queen made me a lord. But first, God made me a cutebold.
>Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true cutebold. Remember...
>Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty cutebold.
>What do you want to marry cutebold for, anyhow?
D'awwww... Wait, how did you know i want to?
>Have you ever danced with the cutebold in the pale moonlight?
Wish i have.
>When there's no more room in hell, the cutebold will walk the earth.
>He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty cutebold!
>You're gonna need a bigger cutebold.
>First rule of Cutebold Club is - you do not talk about Cutebold Club.
>Okay, here's the plan. We get the warhead and then hold the world ransom for... one million cutebold!
>Killing me won't bring back your cutebold.
>I have always depended on the kindness of cutebold.
And you were not mistaken, my friend...

So long, /tg/, and
>May the Cutebold be with you.

Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its -4 strength.

>>17684404
>It is too late, my musclegirl is in your veins.
My penis is confuse.

>Lions and tigers and cutebold, oh my!
or: Cutebold quotes, part 3
>I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American cutebold.
>I'm a goddamn marvel of modern cutebold.
>The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Cutebold."
>Cutebold? Where we're going we don't need cutebold.
>Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the cutebold.
These poor, poor creatures...
>A boy's best friend is his cutebold.
>This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught Cutebold.
>This is your cutebold for your husband... and this is my cutebold for your cutebold.
>This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old cutebold.
>Listen to them. Children of the cutebold. What music they make.
>Tell me something, Billy. How come a cute little cutebold like this can turn into a thousand ugly monsters?
>I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old cutebold for dinner.
>I could dance with you 'til the cutebold come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cutebold 'til you came home.
These are the proper priorities.

>Hasta la vista, cutebold.

>>17684773

Ok, I chortled.

>A king made me a clown. A queen made me a lord. But first, God made me a Natural 20.

I swear to god I am gonna fit this somewhere in my next session.

>>17682385
Do not challenge the gate.