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    31 KB Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)11:44 No.17682282  
    Hey, /tg/, let's play a game.
    >Click the link below
    >Put in a /tg/-related word/phrase
    >Post the result
    >>http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php

    Tell me something, Billy. How come a cute little Space Marines like this can turn into a thousand ugly monsters?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)11:45 No.17682290
    >You gonna bark all day, little neckbeard? Or are you gonna bite?
    I've always loved using this thing.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)11:47 No.17682308
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    >This Mary Sue attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)11:49 No.17682323
    >Tyrion Son Of Tywin? Where we're going we don't need Tyrion Son of Tywin.
    A Feast For Crows in a nutshell.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)11:50 No.17682335
    >I'm king of the -4!
    no im not
    >> hungarian LARPfag 01/26/12(Thu)11:50 No.17682349
    >First rule of Larp Club is - you do not talk about Larp Club.

    well... fuck
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)11:51 No.17682352
    >Come with the Emperasque if you want to live.

    Holy shit, it KNOWS.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)11:51 No.17682354
    >Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard WAAAAAGH yet!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)11:52 No.17682365
    >They call me Mister Heresy!

    BLAM!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)11:53 No.17682378
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    >>17682335
    You don't want to be the king of women? I mean, as long as it's in a ruling position, and not something like "The King of Queens. Because that would suck.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)11:53 No.17682383
    >Put in a /tg/-related word/phrase
    >When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my rape. That's the price she has to pay.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)11:53 No.17682385
    >That's no moon. It's a DAKKA.

    It's_zoggin'_beyootiful.jpg
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)11:54 No.17682389
    >>17682282
    >No, it is not dangerous to confuse elf rape wat do with angels.

    >Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard elf rape wat do yet!

    >Better to be king for a night than elf rape wat do for a lifetime.

    >Love means never having to say you're elf rape wat do.

    >Why don't you come up sometime and see elf rape wat do?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)11:54 No.17682391
    >You take the blue elf slave - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)11:55 No.17682399
    >Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy edition wars.
    Wisdom.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)11:55 No.17682409
    >I'll get you, my pretty, and your little monstergirls, too!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)11:56 No.17682418
    >I am not a Fighter! I am a human being. I am a man.

    I like this...
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)11:58 No.17682436
    >I have always depended on the kindness of victory at sea!.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)11:59 No.17682445
    >There is nothing except this! There is no art opening; there is no benefit; there is nothing to sign. There is the next railroad, and nothing else.

    >They may take away our railroad, but they'll never take our freedom!

    >I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your railroad will be out of style!

    >You can't handle the railroad!

    >I say we take off and nuke the entire railroad from orbit.

    >Railroad? We ain't got no railroad! We don't need no railroad! I don't have to show you any stinking railroad!

    >You had me at 'railroad'.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)11:59 No.17682455
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    >I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Gazebo on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:00 No.17682457
    >You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the XENOS SCUM.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:00 No.17682464
    >>17682409
    >Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty monstergirls.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:00 No.17682466
    Show me the Creed!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:00 No.17682467
    2 FEET! Why did it have to be 2 FEET?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:00 No.17682468
    >I love the smell of BLAM! in the morning
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:01 No.17682479
    Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true That Guy. Remember...
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:01 No.17682482
    That HERESY is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:02 No.17682487
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    >Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was DM PC killed the beast.

    >He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty DM PC!

    >I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this DM PC.

    >Houston, we have a DM PC.

    >I love the smell of DM PC in the morning.

    >No, it is not dangerous to confuse DM PC with angels.

    >Say hello to my little DM PC!

    >A boy's best friend is his DM PC.

    >Better to be king for a night than DM PC for a lifetime.

    >You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the DM PC.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:02 No.17682492
    >>17682487
    That last one is great.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:03 No.17682500
    >I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Character Sheets on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

    We need a drawfag.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:05 No.17682521
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    >It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the Tyranids.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:06 No.17682527
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    >They may take away our metal boxes, but they'll never take our freedom!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:06 No.17682529
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    >And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my player characters!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:06 No.17682532
    >But why is the SPESS MEHREENS gone?

    >Pay no attention to that man behind the SPESS MEHREENS!

    >Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce SPESS MEHREENS. Aren't you?

    >They may take away our SPESS MEHREENS, but they'll never take our freedom!

    >I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your SPESS MEHREENS will be out of style!

    >You can't handle the SPESS MEHREENS!

    >With great power comes great SPESS MEHREENS.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:07 No.17682537
    Suddenly politics and academical discussions.

    >Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-feminism/left-feminism? The story of good and evil?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:07 No.17682538
    >I am not a hambeast! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am... a man!
    You keep telling yourself that.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:09 No.17682552
    >Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a Ward!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:09 No.17682553
    >We are all interested in the neckbeard, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:10 No.17682560
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    >I'm a goddamn marvel of modern COCAINE.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:10 No.17682570
    >Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Mary sue. Prepare to die!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:11 No.17682574
    >I'm SINDRIIIII! I'm SINDRIIIII!

    >Here's looking at SINDRIIIII, kid.

    >I find your lack of SINDRIIIII disturbing.

    >I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. SINDRIIIII on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

    >I bet you can squeal like a SINDRIIIII.

    >He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty SINDRIIIII!

    >Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true SINDRIIIII. Remember...

    >I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take SINDRIIIII anymore!

    >SINDRIIIII? Where we're going we don't need SINDRIIIII.

    >Elementary, my dear SINDRIIIII.

    >That'll do, SINDRIIIII. That'll do.

    >Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'SINDRIIIII' at will to old ladies.

    >Lions and tigers and SINDRIIIII, oh my!

    >I'll have what SINDRIIIII's having.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:11 No.17682581
    >Do not go into the QUEST THREAD. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:11 No.17682583
    >Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Spase Mahreens Room!
    >One Spase Mahreen's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
    >We can't stop here. This is Spase Mahreens country.

    OP mode:
    >I love the smell of Spase Mahreens in the morning.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:12 No.17682586
    >This daemonhost attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.
    AND THAT'S MY NEW CAMPAIGN.

    >There is an Empire coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
    Will be used in the opening dox.

    >Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my heretic, in this life or the next.
    Says the NPC (possibly inquisitor) who is hunting the heretic at the enter of the mess.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:14 No.17682606
    >>17682583
    Wait, I just got a rather fitting one:
    >Spase Mahreens! Why did it have to be Spase Mahreens?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:14 No.17682609
    >Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the WAAAAGH Room!

    Glorious.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:14 No.17682610
    >You had me at 'traditional games'.

    >This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old traditional games.

    >Traditional Games! Why did it have to be traditional games?

    >We are all interested in the traditional games, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.

    >I feel the need - the need for traditional games!

    >They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into traditional games.

    >Show me the traditional games!

    >Traditional Games? We ain't got no traditional games! We don't need no traditional games! I don't have to show you any stinking traditional games!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:17 No.17682645
    >Have you ever danced with the Orks in the pale moonlight?

    >No, Mr. Bond, I expect Abaddon to die.

    >I want that Necron, not excuses.

    >Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my God Emperor. Prepare to die!

    >All work and no heresy makes Jack a dull boy.

    >The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Metal Boxes."

    >I love the smell of steehl rehn in the morning.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:20 No.17682669
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    >>17682645
    >All work and no heresy makes Jack a dull boy.

    >The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Metal Boxes."
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:21 No.17682680
    >Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy Wizard.

    >Nobody's ever shut down a Wizard before.

    >Wizard? Where we're going we don't need Wizard.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:22 No.17682685
    >They may take away our Imperial Mysteries, but they'll never take our freedom!

    Pentacle.jpg
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:22 No.17682694
    >>17682610
    >We are all interested in the traditional games, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our live

    Too close to home.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:25 No.17682736
    >A king made me a clown. A queen made me a lord. But first, God made me the Inquisition.
    True story.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:32 No.17682809
    >Dave, my Heretical Love is going! I can feel it! I can feel it!
    >Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my meatbread, in this life or the next.
    >I see dead new codex.
    >It is too late, my Exterminatus is in your veins.
    >Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my hive world. Prepare to die!
    >You're gonna need a bigger Terra.
    >I love the smell of Space Wolves in the morning.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:33 No.17682822
    >>17682809
    >I love the smell of Space Wolves in the morning
    I certainly don't. Good lord they must smell bad.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:35 No.17682845
    >You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a METAL BAWKSES.
    >Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was METAL BAWKSES killed the beast.
    >And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my METAL BAWKSES.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:36 No.17682852
    rolled 27 = 27

    >Grimdark? Where we're going we don't need Grimdark.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:36 No.17682854
    >No, Mr. Bond, I expect stealing Blood Ravens to die.
    >That's no moon. It's stealing Blood Ravens.
    >But why are the stealing Blood Ravens gone?
    >This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught Stealing Blood Ravens.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:37 No.17682858
    >One xeno's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:39 No.17682875
    >We're on a mission from Gork.

    Or it is Mork?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:40 No.17682882
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    Gort! Klaatu barada edition wars!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:41 No.17682890
    >A boy's best friend is his DAKKA.

    >Few men ever swapped more than one DAKKA with Sean Regan.

    >You're gonna need a bigger DAKKA.

    >That'll do, DAKKA. That'll do.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:43 No.17682904
    >I am big! It's the -4STR that got small.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:44 No.17682914
    >>17682875
    Got exactly the same thing on first try.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:44 No.17682924
    >Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Damsels And Maidens' at will to old ladies.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:45 No.17682929
    >Why are you wearing that stupid CHOPPA suit?


    .... needs more dakka
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:45 No.17682932
    >You've got to ask yourself one question:
    >'Do I feel Creed?' Well, do ya, punk?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:46 No.17682940
    >May the Str Bonus be with you.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:46 No.17682942
    >Well, a Slime Girl's a Slime Girl, but they call it 'le Slime Girl'.

    >I say we take off and nuke the entire D&D from orbit.

    >That's no moon. It's a GURPS.

    >Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its Big Mutherfukin' Crab Truckers.

    >I'm a goddamn marvel of modern World of Darkness.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:47 No.17682953
    >This Cultist-chan attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.

    Welp.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:50 No.17682971
    >Keep your friends close, but your Dungeon Master closer.

    >Of all the Dungeon Master joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

    >Here's looking at Dungeon Master, kid.

    >Killing me won't bring back your Dungeon Master.

    >It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the Dungeon Master.
    oh god the last one is a bit different from the movie
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:50 No.17682978
    >Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of FATAL!

    No, we don't...
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:51 No.17682985
    >Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty MaRo.
    I snickered.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:51 No.17682994
    When there's no more room in hell, the grognard will walk the earth.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:53 No.17683004
    >There is a Los Tiburon coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
    ShitshitshitSHIT
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:55 No.17683024
    >Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy FATAL.
    Advice for life.

    >I'm king of the FATAL!
    You poor, poor fuck.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:56 No.17683035
    E.T. phone Tzeentch.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:56 No.17683042
    When there's no more room in hell, the neckbeard will walk the earth.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:56 No.17683044
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    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:57 No.17683053
    >As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a monstergirl.
    Pfffffft
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:58 No.17683056
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    >>17683035
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:58 No.17683058
    >>17683035

    I knew he was a devious bastard heretic xeno all along.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:58 No.17683062
    >That's no moon. It's a mat ward.
    Dayum.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:59 No.17683077
    >Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Drizzt.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)12:59 No.17683081
    >I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take That Guy anymore!

    >One That Guy's too many, and a hundred's not enough.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:00 No.17683096
    >First rule of Yu-Gi-Oh Club is - you do not talk about Yu-Gi-Oh Club.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:00 No.17683098
    >I am big! It's the EMPRAH that got small.

    This seems like heresy....
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:02 No.17683107
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    >The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Rocks fall, everyone dies"

    That's almost too good to be true.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:02 No.17683110
    >I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your THAT guy will be out of style!

    Well, that doesn't sound so bad
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:03 No.17683111
    >>17683107
    Glorious!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:03 No.17683112
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    There is nothing except this! There is no art opening; there is no benefit; there is nothing to sign. There is the next spiked chain, and nothing else.

    3.5 fighter: the movie
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:03 No.17683119
    >My mama always said life was like a box of settlers of catan.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:04 No.17683132
    >Keep your friends close, but your Alpharius closer.

    Fucking Alpha legion.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:04 No.17683133
    >I have a head for business and a HERESY for sin.

    >No, it is not dangerous to confuse HERESY with angels.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:05 No.17683136
    Love means never having to say you're space marine.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:05 No.17683137
    >I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take /tg/'s shitty custom magic cards anymore!

    perfect.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:05 No.17683138
    >I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Magikarp on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:05 No.17683144
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    >Why are you wearing that stupid SPESS MEREENS suit?
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/26/12(Thu)13:06 No.17683148
    >>17682466
    Play it, Sam. Play 'As Creed Goes By'.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:06 No.17683156
    >You had me at 'natural twenty'.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:07 No.17683163
    >Pay no attention to that man behind the STEHL RHEN!


    Oh god I can't stop laughing
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/26/12(Thu)13:07 No.17683167
    >Many Bothans died to bring us this total party kill.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:07 No.17683170
    Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to dick ass theif.

    ummm
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:08 No.17683178
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    >>17683163
    >I'm king of the STEHL RHEN!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:08 No.17683183
    All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my funyuns and mountain dew.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/26/12(Thu)13:09 No.17683186
    >But why is the dorf fortress gone?

    Why? Tell me why!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:09 No.17683187
    >Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of an UrbanMech?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:09 No.17683199
    >I'm king of the Kender!

    Oh god please no...
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/26/12(Thu)13:10 No.17683200
    >>17683186
    >I've got a feeling we're not in Space Station 13 anymore.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:10 No.17683201
    I feel the need - the need for Catan!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:10 No.17683210
    >Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Ultramarine.

    >I am the author. You are the Ultramarine. I outrank you!

    >I am big! It's the Ultramarine that got small.

    >It is too late, my Ultramarine is in your veins.

    >I'm king of the Ultramarine!

    >Nobody puts Ultramarine in a corner.

    >I find your lack of Ultramarine disturbing.

    >I say we take off and nuke the entire Ultramarine from orbit.

    >They call me Mister Ultramarine!

    >Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its Ultramarine.

    >Have you ever danced with the Ultramarine in the pale moonlight?

    >Come with Ultramarine if you want to live.

    Pretty good.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:11 No.17683214
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    First try, I swear.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:11 No.17683215
    >What? Twelve dollars and we don't even get an edition war?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:11 No.17683219
    >The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world METAL BAWKSES didn't exist.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:12 No.17683227
    >Killing me won't bring back your Waifu

    ;_;
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/26/12(Thu)13:12 No.17683228
    >>17683200
    >Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful neckbeard.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:12 No.17683230
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    >I'm king of the *BLAM*!

    >We're on a mission from *BLAM*.

    >Go ahead, make my *BLAM*.

    >Many Bothans died to bring us this *BLAM*.

    >E.T. phone *BLAM*.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:12 No.17683237
    >Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the DEM DORFS.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:12 No.17683238
    >Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy Khorne.
    It fucking better be.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:13 No.17683249
    >I am not a That Guy! I am a human being. I am a man.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/26/12(Thu)13:14 No.17683264
    >I defy you! Come and kneel before 4chan!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:15 No.17683272
    >Say hello to my little pony!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:15 No.17683274
    >Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to sage.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:15 No.17683276
    >You're gonna need a bigger bolter.
    More dakka, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:15 No.17683282
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    >And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my neckbeard.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:16 No.17683284
    >They're here already! You're Alpharius! You're Alpharius!

    Oh, lawdy.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/26/12(Thu)13:16 No.17683293
    >I'll have what Thulsa Doom's having.

    Damn straight!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:16 No.17683294
    If you are a minority of one, the grimdark is the grimdark.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:17 No.17683302
    >The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world ultramarines didn't exist.

    He seems to be a pretty shitty trickster then.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:18 No.17683311
    >You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the CREEEEED.

    I'll take it.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:19 No.17683321
    All work and no more dakka makes Jack a dull boy.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:21 No.17683343
    >We'll always have CREEEEED
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:21 No.17683344
    >Keep your friends close, but your Boyz closer.

    >They're here already! You're Boyz! You're Boyz!

    >And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my Boyz.

    >It is too late, my Boyz is in your veins.

    >Round up the usual Boyz.

    >You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your Boyz together and blow.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:21 No.17683352
    >I find your lack of monster girls disturbing.

    >Do not go into the monster girl. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.

    >Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a monster girl!

    >I am not a monster girl! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am... a man!

    >One monster girl's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

    >Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of monster girl!

    >Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a Monster Girls?

    >You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your monster girls together and blow.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 01/26/12(Thu)13:22 No.17683354
    >The power of Thulsa Doom compels you.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:22 No.17683356
    >I am big! It's the Bjorn The Fell-Handed that got small.
    >You don't want to be in the way when my Bjorn The Fell-Handed goes off.
    >If you build it, Bjorn The Fell-Handed will come.
    >Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Bjorn The Fell-Handed.
    >With great power comes great Bjorn The Fell-Handed.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:23 No.17683367
    Many Bothans died to bring us this splatbook.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:23 No.17683371
    >Orange Transparent Chainsaw? We ain't got no Orange Transparent Chainsaw! We don't need no Orange Transparent Chainsaw! I don't have to show you any stinking Orange Transparent Chainsaw!

    Wait, this isn't /toy/? Damn.

    Uh, BrikWars, so there!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:27 No.17683418
    >If you build it, urbanomancer will come.

    Hard to argue with this logic.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:28 No.17683430
    > My mama always told me life was like a box of flamers of Tzeench.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:30 No.17683450
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    >The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world furries didn't exist.

    >Furries matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my furries, do you?

    >You gonna bark all day, little furries? Or are you gonna bite?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:31 No.17683457
    >Dave, my anal circumference is going! I can feel it! I can feel it!
    >Open the pod bay anal circumference, HAL.
    >I feel the need - the need for anal circumference!
    >Well, an Anal Circumference's an Anal Circumference, but they call it 'le Anal Circumference'.
    >Round up the usual anal circumference.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:32 No.17683471
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    >He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty Nazi!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:34 No.17683490
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    >I feel the need - the need for anal circumference!

    >Round up the usual anal circumference.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:34 No.17683495
    >With great power comes great heresy.
    >The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Heresy."
    >If you are a minority of one, the heresy is the heresy. //Well... Self-evident.
    >Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to heresy. //And now I imagine Yoda as an Inquisitor.
    >It is too late, my heresy is in your veins.
    >This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old heresy.
    >A boy's best friend is his heresy.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:37 No.17683513
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    >Open the pod bay anal circumference, HAL.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:40 No.17683550
    They call me Mister Faptau!

    In the Heat of the Night (1967)
    (the missing word was 'Tibbs')
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:41 No.17683562
    AHAHAH

    Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his -4 str.
    It's a Wonderful Life (1946)
    (the missing word was 'wings')
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:41 No.17683563
    >>17683457
    Can't resist...

    >Well, here's another nice anal circumference you've gotten me into!
    >Anal Circumference? Where we're going we don't need anal circumference.
    >Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its anal circumference.
    >I'll get you, my pretty, and your little anal circumference, too!
    >This anal circumference attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.
    >That's no moon. It's an anal circumference.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:48 No.17683649
    >A king made me a clown. A queen made me a lord. But first, God made me a Necron.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:53 No.17683702
    >That'll do, elf slave. That'll do.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:54 No.17683713
    >No other factory in the world mixes its DARK GAWDS by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just... right.

    >Lions and tigers and DARK GAWDS, oh my!

    >As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a DARK GAWDS.

    >A boy's best friend is his DARK GAWDS.

    HERESY.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:56 No.17683733
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    >>17683563
    >I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your penis will be out of style!

    >I defy you! Come and kneel before Penis!

    >You can't handle the penis!

    >I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a penis! What a penis!

    >All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my penis.

    I'm going to stop here before I accidentally a novel.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:57 No.17683738
    Heresy! Why did it have to be heresy?

    Poor Inquisitor Jones...
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)13:57 No.17683740
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    >>17683713

    >I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your heresy will be out of style!

    >Watch the heresy, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the heresy!

    >Heresy matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my heresy, do you?

    >Show me the heresy!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:00 No.17683777
    >We are indeed drifting into the arena of the natural fucking twenty.

    >Natural Fucking Twenty! Why did it have to be natural fucking twenty?

    >Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was natural fucking twenty killed the beast.

    >Houston, we have a natural fucking twenty.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:01 No.17683780
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    >That fire is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred.

    >Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to fire.

    >This is your fire for your husband... and this is my fire for your fire.

    >Come with fire if you want to live.

    >A boy's best friend is his fire.

    >A king made me a clown. A queen made me a lord. But first, God made me a fire.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:01 No.17683788
    >I defy you! Come and kneel before Tzeentch!

    >If I was a Tzeentch, a perfect Tzeentch, how would you know it was really me?

    >Listen to them. Children of the Tzeentch. What music they make.

    >One Tzeentch's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

    Welp, that settles that.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:02 No.17683799
    Squat? We ain't got no Squat! We don't need no Squat! I don't have to show you any stinking Squat!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:04 No.17683812
    You're gonna need a bigger elf slave.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:04 No.17683825
    >The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "4E."

    >You had me at 'paladin'.

    >Say hello to my little paladin!

    >Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my heretical love, in this life or the next.
    ^Cracked up like a motherfucker there.

    >When there's no more room in hell, the noise marines will walk the earth.

    BRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBR
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:05 No.17683832
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    >You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the commisar.

    >Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my commisar. Prepare to die!

    >I am not a commisar! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am... a man!

    >Remember, you're fighting for this woman's commisar, which is probably more than she ever did.

    >Ray, if someone asks if you are a commisar, you say, 'yes!'
    And that's how Heretical Love began.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:06 No.17683841
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    "Love means never having to say you're angry marine."
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:07 No.17683847
    >You know the difference between you and me? I make BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD look good.

    - Kyras when talking to Kharn.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:07 No.17683849
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    >Pay no attention to that man behind the dickgirls!
    Don't mind if I don't, ol' chap.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:08 No.17683858
    >I am the author. You are the metal box. I outrank you!

    SSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDRRRIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:08 No.17683859
    "That'll do, that guy. That'll do."
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:08 No.17683863
    This thread is gold!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:08 No.17683864
    >Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its The Emperasque.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:08 No.17683866
    >>17683847

    >The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD."

    >Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE yet!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:09 No.17683874
    >>17683847
    >They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

    Khorne is really letting his standards slip, huh?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:09 No.17683878
    >You had me at 'bear cavalry'.

    >You can't handle the bear cavalry!

    >I'm king of the bear cavalry!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:10 No.17683885
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    >They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into WIZARD!.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:10 No.17683892
    >I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American Sperg Lord.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:11 No.17683894
    You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel /tg/ sucks at magic?' Well, do ya, punk?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:11 No.17683896
    >I feel the need - the need for CREEEED!
    >And for an hour, for an hour - I'm the best CREEEED in the world...
    >You can't handle the EMPRAH!
    >I met just according to keikaku today. We are playing chess.
    >You don't want to be in the way when my just according to keikaku goes off.

    >There is nothing except this! There is no art opening; there is no benefit; there is nothing to sign. There is the next just according to keikaku, and nothing else.
    >I have a head for business and a just according to keikaku for sin.


    >This is your just according to keikaku for your husband... and this is my just according to keikaku for your just according to keikaku.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:12 No.17683907
    >With great power comes great Friend Computer.

    >Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty inquisitor.

    >He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty inquisitor!

    >You can't handle the dakka!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:12 No.17683909
    >Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Spiritual Liege.

    Dem Codex.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:14 No.17683920
    >Dakka, for lack of a better word, is good.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:14 No.17683923
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    >My mama always said life was like a box of edition wars.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:14 No.17683926
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    >I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this cultist.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:15 No.17683930
    All work and no purge makes Jack a dull boy.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:16 No.17683941
    >One Kaldor Draigo's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

    >Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of Kaldor Draigo!

    >To Kaldor Draigo, and beyond!

    >I could dance with you 'til the Kaldor Draigo come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the Kaldor Draigo 'til you came home.

    >I find your lack of Kaldor Draigo disturbing.

    >You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the Kaldor Draigo.

    >Would you like me to tell you the little story of right-Kaldor Draigo/left-Kaldor Draigo? The story of good and evil?

    >You gonna bark all day, little Kaldor Draigo? Or are you gonna bite?

    >There is nothing except this! There is no art opening; there is no benefit; there is nothing to sign. There is the next Kaldor Draigo, and nothing else.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:16 No.17683942
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    >>17683847
    Pfft. Kyras blows monkey balls. Everyone makes such a big deal about him because he had a plan for making a sacrifice to Khorne, but they forget that grand convoluted scheming is the domain of Tzeentch. Kyras is unaligned, maybe leaning to Khorne.

    You just can't beat Kharn the Betrayer when it comes to the unrelenting fury and immediate desire to commit violence you expect from a proper Khornate. And he looks pretty fucking cool too.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:18 No.17683957
    >I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the Power Attack is away.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:19 No.17683959
    Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'Zoggin' Git' at will to old ladies.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:21 No.17683987
    >Made it, Ma! Top of the Goblins!
    >I've got a feeling we're not in Orcs anymore.
    >Gort! Klaatu barada Kobolds!
    >As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Troglodites.
    >The power of Zombies compels you.
    >I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old Bahamut for dinner.
    >What do you want to marry Vecna for, anyhow?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:21 No.17683988
    >You talking to Sperg Lords?
    >Sperg Lords? Where we're going we don't need Sperg Lords.
    >I am not a Sperg Lord! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am... a man!
    >The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Sperg Lord."
    >You can't handle the Sperg Lord!
    >They're here already! You're Sperg Lords! You're Sperg Lords!
    >The power of Sperg compels you.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:23 No.17684009
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    >Bloody Magpies! Why did it have to be bloody magpies?
    >Round up the usual bloody magpies.
    >This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught Bloody Magpies.

    Oh dear.

    Techpriest bonus:
    >And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my servo skull.
    >Killing me won't bring back your servo skull.
    >Sawyer, you're going out a youngster, but you've got to come back a servo skull!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:25 No.17684025
    >Madness? This is Dragonborn!
    >You've got Barbarian on you.
    >My mama always said life was like a box of Magic Missiles.
    >I am not a Fireball! I am a human being. I am a man.
    >E.T. phone Druid.
    >Frankly, my dear, I don't give an Animal Companion.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:25 No.17684028
    > Elementary, my dear Blood Raven

    >There is a Blood Raven coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?

    >One Blood Raven's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

    >Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Blood Raven.

    >Keep your friends close, but your Blood Ravens closer.

    >As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Blood Raven.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:25 No.17684031
    >I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take FILTHY XENOS anymore!

    Damn right.

    >I have always depended on the kindness of Grey Knights.

    Hahaha

    >Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Grey Knights killed the beast.

    Of course.

    >Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Grey Knights.

    HERESY.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:26 No.17684043
    >Have you ever danced with the Tarrasque in the pale moonlight?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:28 No.17684061
    >Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Lolth.

    Oh shit nigga, what are you doing?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:29 No.17684072
    >Keep your friends close, but your Elves closer.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:30 No.17684082
    You had me at 'FUS RO DAH!'.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:30 No.17684086
    >You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a Wizard.

    Oh jesus christ, I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:31 No.17684098
    >>17684082
    >I find your lack of But there's one they fear disturbing.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:32 No.17684099
    >Mat Ward, for lack of a better word, is good.

    Deal with it /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:32 No.17684100
    >Keep your enemies close, but your stravags closer
    >I'm looking for the Army of the Twelve CREEEEEED
    >They call me Mister Dragonraper
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:32 No.17684108
    Few men ever swapped more than one FUS RO DAH! with Sean Regan.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:33 No.17684117
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    >A Meatbread. Shaken, not stirred.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:34 No.17684125
    >I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old spaghetti in my pocket for dinner.
    HAHA WAT?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:34 No.17684129
    >You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a cutebold.
    >You gonna bark all day, little cutebold? Or are you gonna bite?
    >There is a cutebold coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
    >Come with cutebold if you want to live.

    >Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my cutebold. Prepare to die!
    >Ray, if someone asks if you are a cutebold, you say, 'yes!'

    >I'll get you, my pretty, and your little cutebold, too!
    >That's no moon. It's a cutebold.
    >As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a cutebold.

    These... These make sense.

    >But why is the cutebold gone?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:34 No.17684131
    >Mystra! Why did it have to be Mystra?

    I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:35 No.17684142
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    >We'll always have Vance Motherfucking Stubbs.

    Yes we will.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:35 No.17684147
    >>17684129
    >Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my cutebold. Prepare to die!
    I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:37 No.17684164
    >>17684125
    It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the spaghetti in my pocket.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:38 No.17684167
    >>17684099
    >He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty Mat Ward!
    >> Fireman Prime 01/26/12(Thu)14:39 No.17684183
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    >But why is the gifted relic gone?
    >I find your lack of spehss mareens disturbing.
    >I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take template attacks anymore!
    >AdEva? Where we're going we don't need AdEva.
    I like it!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:40 No.17684194
    >No, it is not dangerous to confuse bear lore with angels.

    >You can't handle the bear lore!

    >With great power comes great bear lore.

    >And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my bear lore.

    >Bear Lore? We ain't got no bear lore! We don't need no bear lore! I don't have to show you any stinking bear lore!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:41 No.17684202
    I'll make with the rpgs I play.

    >Well, a Pathfinder's a Pathfinder, but they call it 'le Pathfinder'.
    >We can't stop here. This is World of Darkness country.
    >If I was a GURPS, a perfect GURPS, how would you know it was really me?
    >We're on a mission from D&D 3.5.
    >First rule of D&D 4.0 Club is - you do not talk about D&D 4.0 Club.
    >I defy you! Come and kneel before Shadowrun!

    LOLOLOLOLOL
    >> Fireman Prime 01/26/12(Thu)14:43 No.17684221
    >I have come here to chew Meta and kick ass. And I'm all out of Meta.
    >Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the MetaQuest Room!
    >Nobody's ever shut down a MetaQuest before.
    >I feel the need - the need for MetaQuest!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:44 No.17684231
    A king made me a clown. A queen made me a lord. But first, God made me a Bear Pope.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:44 No.17684232
    >Many Bothans died to bring us this Emperor.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:46 No.17684255
    >I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American THAT GUY.
    >They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into THAT GUY.
    >He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty THAT GUY!
    >I'm looking for the Army of the Twelve THAT GUY.
    >My mama always said life was like a box of THAT GUY.
    >I'll have what THAT GUY's having.
    >THAT GUY? Where we're going we don't need THAT GUY.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:47 No.17684266
    >Warhammer matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my Warhammer, do you?

    >You're gonna need a bigger Warhammer.

    >We are indeed drifting into the arena of the Warhammer.

    >You had me at 'Warhammer'.

    >We'll always have Warhammer.

    >I'm a goddamn marvel of modern Warhammer.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:48 No.17684285
    >You can't handle the DAMN YOU GM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
    >You don't want to be in the way when my DAMN YOU GM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? goes off.
    >Do not go into the DAMN YOU GM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:50 No.17684292
    >I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a Greater Good lasts forever.
    So that's why so many people join the Tau...
    >I'll be Lijah Cuu.
    I HOPE YOU AREN'T
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:53 No.17684315
    >>17684266
    I judge most dudes by their Warhammer. If you catch my drift.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:56 No.17684348
    >Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful DORF FORT.
    Sounds boring, no good fortress is ever beautiful.
    >I say we take off and nuke the entire DORF FORTRESS from orbit.
    Now we're talking.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:56 No.17684353
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    Obligatory.
    >Madness? This is Deep Strikes!
    >That'll do, spess mehrens. That'll do.
    >I'm king of the spess!
    >I am the author. You are the STEEL REHN. I outrank you!
    >Pay no attention to that man behind the STEEL REHN!
    >They call me Mister Metal Bawkses!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:58 No.17684367
    >A king made me a clown. A queen made me a lord. But first, God made me a D6.
    Seems oddly appropriate.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:58 No.17684368
    Houston, we have a SPESS MUHREEN.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:59 No.17684375
    >>17684367
    A boy's best friend is his d20.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)14:59 No.17684377
    >Go back to the Steel Rehn. You shall not pass.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)15:00 No.17684386
    >You don't want to be in the way when my dorf goes off.

    >That's no moon. It's a dorf.

    >It is too late, my dorf is in your veins.
    oh god what

    >They may take away our dorf, but they'll never take our freedom!

    >No other factory in the world mixes its dorf by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just... right.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)15:01 No.17684393
    That FATAL is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred.

    FATAL! Why did it have to be FATAL?
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)15:01 No.17684404
    >I say we take off and nuke the entire Unconquered Sun from orbit.
    >It is too late, my musclegirl is in your veins.
    >This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught the God-Emperor of Mankind.
    >Killing me won't bring back your Kromgol.
    >We're on a mission from Pun-Pun.

    To be honest, I'd watch them all.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)15:02 No.17684410
    >That's no moon. It's a d20.

    >No, it is not dangerous to confuse natural twenty with angels.

    >That natural one is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred.

    >I am serious ... and don't call me Dragon.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)15:02 No.17684414
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    >>17684386
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)15:02 No.17684417
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    >>17684386

    >my dorf is in your veins
    wot
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)15:04 No.17684444
    >>17684417
    Say hello to my little dorf!
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)15:08 No.17684490
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    >Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a Big Bad Evil Guy?
    >mfw my players did this with a bunch of evil Warforged in our Eberron game
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)15:11 No.17684517
    "But why is the semen gone?"

    "With great power comes great semen."

    "All work and no semen makes Jack a dull boy."

    "If you build it, semen will come."

    "Semen! Why did it have to be semen?"

    "Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of semen!"

    "I feel the need - the need for semen!"

    "Killing me won't bring back your semen."

    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Semen on fire off the shoulder of Orion."

    "Listen to them. Children of the semen. What music they make."

    "Why are you wearing that stupid semen suit?"

    "Semen? We ain't got no semen! We don't need no semen! I don't have to show you any stinking semen!"

    "I see dead semen."

    "Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its semen."

    "No other factory in the world mixes its semen by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just... right."

    "I have come here to chew semen and kick ass. And I'm all out of semen."

    "They may take away our semen, but they'll never take our freedom!"

    "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to semen."

    "You take the blue semen - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe."

    "Do not go into the semen. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it."

    "All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my semen."

    "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your semen together and blow."

    "You know the difference between you and me? I make semen look good."

    "I ate his semen with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)15:11 No.17684524
    >>17684444

    The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world dorf didn't exist.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)15:20 No.17684641
    >>17684524
    You can't handle the dorf!
    I defy you! Come and kneel before Dorf!
    I am big! It's the dorf that got small.
    Well, a Dorf's a Dorf, but they call it 'le Dorf'.
    You're gonna need a bigger dorf.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)15:22 No.17684680
    >Show me the cutebold!
    AKA: Some more cutebold goodness.
    >A king made me a clown. A queen made me a lord. But first, God made me a cutebold.
    >Remember who you are. You are my son and the one true cutebold. Remember...
    >Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty cutebold.
    >What do you want to marry cutebold for, anyhow?
    D'awwww... Wait, how did you know i want to?
    >Have you ever danced with the cutebold in the pale moonlight?
    Wish i have.
    >When there's no more room in hell, the cutebold will walk the earth.
    >He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty cutebold!
    >You're gonna need a bigger cutebold.
    >First rule of Cutebold Club is - you do not talk about Cutebold Club.
    >Okay, here's the plan. We get the warhead and then hold the world ransom for... one million cutebold!
    >Killing me won't bring back your cutebold.
    >I have always depended on the kindness of cutebold.
    And you were not mistaken, my friend...

    So long, /tg/, and
    >May the Cutebold be with you.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)15:29 No.17684773
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    Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its -4 strength.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)15:29 No.17684775
    >>17684404
    >It is too late, my musclegirl is in your veins.
    My penis is confuse.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)15:30 No.17684779
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    >Lions and tigers and cutebold, oh my!
    or: Cutebold quotes, part 3
    >I'm here to fight for truth, justice, and the American cutebold.
    >I'm a goddamn marvel of modern cutebold.
    >The world will look up and shout "Save us!" and I will whisper "Cutebold."
    >Cutebold? Where we're going we don't need cutebold.
    >Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the cutebold.
    These poor, poor creatures...
    >A boy's best friend is his cutebold.
    >This is the day you shall always remember as the day that you almost caught Cutebold.
    >This is your cutebold for your husband... and this is my cutebold for your cutebold.
    >This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old cutebold.
    >Listen to them. Children of the cutebold. What music they make.
    >Tell me something, Billy. How come a cute little cutebold like this can turn into a thousand ugly monsters?
    >I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old cutebold for dinner.
    >I could dance with you 'til the cutebold come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cutebold 'til you came home.
    These are the proper priorities.

    >Hasta la vista, cutebold.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)15:30 No.17684781
    >>17684773

    Ok, I chortled.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)15:55 No.17685103
    >A king made me a clown. A queen made me a lord. But first, God made me a Natural 20.

    I swear to god I am gonna fit this somewhere in my next session.
    >> Anonymous 01/26/12(Thu)15:58 No.17685137
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    >>17682385
    Do not challenge the gate.



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