>>18029935
OP, I'd choose a different picture. One that isn't as likely to get you blamm'd. BS or no, it is a blue board in the daytime.

A forcefield protected gurney apparently as we find out the moment she tries to rescue me. Victim has no choice but to follow me into the automated shuttle but not before retrieving her powersword and one of tallfuck's arms since apparently no one had picked those up in the hangar. So she stows away on the shuttle. GM asked Friend a few times if he would do anything about this and he had been saying no the first few times, retroactively providing medical attention to tallfuck to keep him from bleeding out for a shit ton of money. Then he installed the cyber arms. Then proceeded to stow away on the shuttle too. So we fast forward to the automated shuttle nearing planet Eve. Dirk Falcon awakes from his stun coma to see some friendly faces. At this time, Snively who had left for a bit came back with Subway. GM filled him in and he decides that he's coming after us to uphold space law. His character is a surly rape convict by the way who was punished with joining the most elite space police force for his rape crimes. He passed a few notes to the GM and roleplayed his character getting backup from tallfuck who is just fine and dandy and doesn't seem too pissed about being nearly murdered. So now we've being chased and can't do anything about it because that would be metagaming.

>>18029955
Shit, you're right. /tg/ is marginally more moderated now. Though you can't exactly see any naughty bits and it IS /tg/ related.

>>18029985
you could just delete your picture, OP.

>>18029985

Because the naughty bits are covered in ogre cum, you silly billy.

dude how is that picture relevant to the story?
I have not followed it, but I presume it is full of rape, no?

>>18029985
Yeah, upload pic of your game sheet instead, you said you had it.

>>18030004
>>18029985
There ya go, now you don't have to worry about some faggot reporting you and getting a the hammer brought down before you can finish this tale.

NOW FOR THE LOVE OF ALL, FINISH IT! We need to know that this /d/m gets what is coming to him!

>Rape victim
>Punished by being made into elite military force

So abortion is a crime that they put you to death for, but rape comes with a high paycheck?

>>18030042
Basically gm railroaded rape and shit while incorporating his pregnancy fetish into the world in a very blatant manner.

Captcha: TVBood empire

How... strangely appropriate of a name for this

>>18030056
Well, that does work for some people (pic related).
Incidentally, was he charged with 37 counts of rape?

>>18030056
"Mr. Snively, I find you guilty of multiple counts of rape. I sentence you to serve with SEAL Team 6."

>>18030094

Maybe if he could've kept it up with out being caught, he could've raped his way to presidency.

>>18029935
>>18029958

>>18030093
Silly me, of course I forget the pic.

Bumping this epic! Literally just finished the first two threads and this must live!

>>18030131
No worries there tiger, OP is around and active, he's just slow in typing.

>>18030142
He's getting this all done beforehand too.

>>18030103

Running on a strong pro-life platform, enticing center-leftists with "rehabilitation" programs for violent rapists.

On that note, does anyone find it totally mindblowing that this DM is running a campaign where the ENTIRE GALAXY says that a woman HAS to carry a pregnancy to term even in the event of VIOLENT RAPE, while at the same actively encouraging players to commit rape and sets them up against tentacled rapebeasts?

This isn't a pregnancy fetish you're dealing with, this is some kind of ass-backwards rape-and-make-you-carry-my-child-fetish. This guy is beyond /d/ material, he's an asshole.

>>18030163

Not only that. He punished them for roleplaying.

>>18030179
>Not only that. He punished them for roleplaying.
>Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking

>>18030163
/d/M just doesn't cut it, this is some Joseph Fritzl shit. OP, is his sister chained up in the basement preggo with his rape babies? You should check.

Btw, where's that Character sheet?

>>18030220
THIRTY-SEVEN COUNTS OF RAPE...and one moving violation.

>>18030163
Nah, its consistent with a fetish GM. You're attacking the fetish, and thus them if you reject the elements that are the result of the fetish being shoehorned in. He's a dick for including it in the first place, but the reaction is less dickery and more knee-jerking.

>>18030237

Well now he definitely can't be president. Not with that kind of record.

>>18030245

Want proof? Here it is.

In this post I'll elaborate more on the situation at the table. So far, to his credit GM was not as bad as you guys make him out to be. He has not actually tried any shenanigans and lets our rolls avoid his shit albeit grudgingly. He certainly railroads marginally and GMPCs liberally. But the fetish fuel is unforgivable. It's awkward as fuck to sit there taking notes to relay back to you guys. GM keeps giving us a disgusting conspiratory grin as if he's onto us, knowing that we're here for more tentacle bullshit. He keeps making awkward skin contact with Victim. At the beginning of the game before the rewind he refused to hand out the character creation or rules booklets. I asked whether I had *all* my stuff returned to me in the shuttle, and he confirmed that I have everything. I think he might not be very good at deduction or foresight. I still have 11 unitox autohypos and a shitload of plasma grenades as well as other goodies with potential for abuse.

>>18030243
Which is to say, he probably doesn't actually get the rape being rape bit... preg fetishists seem to loose all tract of the implications of HOW the pregnancy occurred, only that it pregnancy happened. Basically, tunnel vision occurs around fetishes. Though he's still an asswipe.

>>18030245
Even if not I will continue reading, but gaining some kind of proof of this horror would be nice.

This really is some kind of bizzare horror story, really gripping, but goddamn is this reality its just too far gone for me to conciously accept this all goes on. Parts here and there ok, but all of it, all at once, my god.

>>18030262
At the very least, you and Victim are good at close combat (well she is with a sword) so that's bonuses in your favor

>>18030245
You want proof? You can't HANDLE THE PROOF!

>>18030262
Let you keep your shit huh? Bad move on his part. At least he's playing marginally fair....kinda...

Remember. PULL. THE. PINS.

>>18030262
>I still have 11 unitox autohypos and a shitload of plasma grenades as well as other goodies with potential for abuse.

Alright OP, you said one of the guys is a lawyer? Here's what you do:

First, you'll need to do some research. That's not my problem. Taking this guy down is going to require some work. What you're going to have to do is glance through some court transcripts of cases where the legality of abortions has been established. Read maybe three so that you have a good idea of the arguments. Chances are your DM won't have convincing arguments prepared.

Second, when (and it WILL be "when") victim gets pregnant again, use the unitox again. When you're taken to court, get your lawyer guy in there again (make sure that the ONLY thing he's been leveling are stats related to lawyering) and have him present your case in a flawless manner. This means you might have to roll pretty well. Again, make it work. One time items, special potions/gems/drugs/sacrifices/anything.

Final Step. You take this case and you fight it all the way to the motherfucking galactic supreme court. His campaign is now Phoenix Wright the tabletop. You now have two outcomes. Either he gets buttfrustrated with how his campaign is going and ends it, or everyone gets bored and quits. A third eventuality is that you win the case and don't have to deal with the whole legality of rape garbage anymore.

>>18029958

Wish, she'd thought of skewering the gurney's control panel. That should have shorted out the shield and totally avoided Planet RAEPRAEPRAEP

>>18030237

Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and BURIED ALIVE!

>>18030262

You know what? There's probably some other /tg/ out there, where this DM is running a hit-thread which starts, "/tg/ today I must become That DM. Guide me. Story at 11."

No Dirk Falcon you are the trolled.
And then Dirk Falcon was trolled.

just read the first 2 threads on suptg when i found the third one popped of. great read so far.

if there is anything you can do to involve us more upload the source book, the char cheat, set up some kind of lifestream/audiostream we would be eternally greatful.

>>18030237
>moving violation
Driving-while-raping?

>>18030326
Yeah, well, mirror world is shit anyways and full of That Guys, so fuck it, its shit.

>>18030326

They all have goatees in that /tg/, I presume.

>>18030303
I support this with the force of a thousand suns.

Also I will love you obsessively with aforementioned force.

>>18030354
And villainous mustaches

Good news is Victim should be sterile for a few days on planet "Eve". Op, please tell me you used the stuff on Snively or put it in the water supply.

>>18030220
No. Punishing the players for roleplaying is about the worst thing you can do as DM.

>>18030414
Medical attention was given to Victim to counteract the 'controlled substances' and such. That may or may not be true any more.

>>18030453
He still has 11 doses of it though.

Hopefully that'll be enough.

>>18030414
He'd probably need a lot more to infect a water supply.

>>18030462
dm just gave him it back.. don't trust it OP

Obviously now it's time to start some fires. The autopilot docks us on a space station orbiting Eve and the hatch opens. Friend and Victim hide. A robot enters the shuttle and asks me to come with. I follow it peacefully and they quickly get out before the hatch closes again. There is next to no security in all of these places apparently. So it tells me that I will be teleported to the surface of the planet (guiding me by a massive window I see a violet atmosphere with blue spots of ocean but mostly salmon pink landscape.) and if I'm nice and compliant my sentence will be shortened. It takes me to the teleportation room. It's star-trek style with a control panel in front of some person-sized platforms. Robot tells me to get in. I say that I need to use the washroom.
Meanwhile, Snively and his goons arrive on the station. The first thing he does is blow up the shuttle we came in on with some kind of heavy man-portable blaster gun. He's a heavy weapon specialist and dual-wields swords as a secondary thing. So obviously everyone feels the explosion ring throughout the station. Friend had taken the initiative and his character is leading Victim around as they look for some proper transportation out of here. He's set to break out of here tonight. The moment this occurs Dirk Falcon quick-draws his blaster and unloads onto the console. I roll and fumble hard. My blaster is jammed but it's alright, I have another. I quickdraw that and unload on the console on full-auto which my blaster is apparently capable of. I roll poorly and spray everything in front of me including the robot. This sets off an alarm. I leave a grenade by the console and run like hell.

So, what do you guys think planet eve will be like?

A rapeworld version of Catachan?
A giant rehabilitation facility designed to "teach" OP about the joy of pregnancy?
A hunting ground for Snively?

...all three?

From the sounds of it OP, the worst thing I can think of for you to do, the very worst thing, is to turn this whole thing on its head. So the DM has a thing where everyone and everything is all a-ok with rape and you cannot get rid of the babies resulted from such things. So, become the rapist, find a way to make males have babies and rape them, force them to have rape babies, your rape babies. Put your swag on and bring MPreg into this game kicking and screaming, if its not already in there then the GM would probably not be very comfortable with it, so just rape his GMPCs for Rape Dollars, and Snively, just because.

>>18029958
>>18030262
>>18030554
Dude, I gotta say it: Could you please, for the love of god, add some line breaks to these walls you're posting?

Y'know, this game actually sounds fun the way OP and Victim are playing it.

Out of curiosity, what was the source for OP's pic?
I just want to know this because of reasons.

>>18030584
Apparently the characters are from Capcom's D&D game.

>>18030554
So wait, you were lawfully sentenced to an exile/short stay on this world, and Snively (apparently an officer of the law) is trying to kill you instead of letting you serve out whatever weird punishment they gave you?

He's a loose cannon that lives on the edge!

Type faster OP!

Friend and Victim are treated to a scenic route of the facility. They find a chamber full of female shapes suspended peacefully in transparent half-tubes. Each one is an exemplar of female shape as seen only in porn cartoons. Tiny waists, massive tits, half of them bloated from more pregnancy. Each one has a tiny text console in front of them, showing vitals and info. All of them seem to have male names. Apparently this is where they keep those that have survived their sentence on planet Eve. I guessed as much. Meanwhile, Dirk Falcon runs through the facility, having unjammed his blaster. A few more ineffective robot guards fall to autofire. A blast door drops from the ceiling but Dirk is quick enough and slides under, to see the one up ahead has already dropped, trapping him.

OP.
When you made the first thread I stayed up until nearly three in the morning.
I have to wake up early tomorrow.

>>18030723
Oh boy, a sex change facility. Who could see that coming?

>>18030723

>All of them seem to have male names

>>18030723
>Apparently this is where they keep those that have survived their sentence on planet Eve

OP. Blubber burns.

BURN HIS BLUBBER.

So his responce to your objection to him objectifying women with his rape/pregnacy obsession is to objectify you? Now Mpreg isn't even cutting it, I really think the only rational response is to rape the /d/M.

>>18030723
Who in the fuck...

>>18030799
>implying that he would consider that a punishment

>>18030723
Yo OP, can you post your character sheet pic? You can do it with the next text dump. That audio file sometime soon would be cool too. I don't give a shit if you're making it up, but you promised goods for delivery.

>>18030814
The other plan was to violently sodomize him with a large sized dragon dildo, but I KNOW he'd like that. Hmmmmm. Chem gelding? Or some form of castration that keeps the desire without the satisfaction?

>>18030723
>government involved in secret tentacle breeding experiment
>government trying to weaponize tentacle monsters
>OR: tentacle-spawn have infiltrated the government
Under different circumstances this might have made a half-decent plot.

>>18030885
Penis-extemy without taking the balls. Chemical castration or physical castration removes desire.

>>18030723
>male names

NOPE.

Apparently, Snively has a bead on my position. I don't know how. No convenient vent shafts are visible, so I decide to make my own. Dirk fires his grappling hook into the ceiling and yanks out a panel (the whole place is composed of metal tiles much like most videogames portray space ships.) and see a crawlspace with pipes running the length. It's not wide enough to crawl through, but I don't need to. Dirk clambers in and pulls the tile up after him, doing this entirely through notes.
GM tells Friend that they are pretty lost. Friend asks how big the station is. GM says it's big. Fucking huge. Half the size of earth's moon. Well fuck. Apparently there are floors after floors of former men now sporting tits in statis as well as everything they need to moderate traffic to and from the planet. Friend figures that if they are to be lost, they should be lost together. He turns on his wrist computer's tracker, which shows him the position of everyone on our team. They see Sniely on the station and me as well and take little time getting to me. The whole sector's alarms are going crazy. Robots attack them but power swords can deflect blaster and stun shots as Victim demonstrates by reenacting the opening act of Phantom Menace. Soon they come to a blast door which also gets Phantom Menace'd while Friend deactivates the alarms from a security console, adding System Shock to the blend of this crazy setting. On the other side of my little cage Snively has a hacker from his pet attack squad force the doors open.

>>18030911
I'd laugh if it turned out the DM was trying to run a horrifying pro-life Orwellian utopia on purpose and his creepy demeanor is an act designed to emulate the space-government's presence.

>>18030911
You make a good point.

Poe's law man, it's fucking hard to judge. Maybe ask this dude; definitely passive-aggresively letting the dm get away with this is stupid if it is some fetishistic rape enactment. I say enactment as opposed to fantasy as he is forcing you to stay, or thinking you're staying as you secretly enjoy getting raped. You can't victim blame when the world isn't perfect and full of assholes, but damn if you aren't silly for not avoiding/stopping it.

Have a bitching gif for your troubles. I have the whole set if people want something fun to watch while waiting for slOwP

>>18030911

GASP

You-don't-mean-to-tell-me-the-government-is-trying-to-use-the-monster-as-a-WEAPON? NOOOO!

>>18030961
I wonder how those poor men would react to freedom. It could be a great distraction, a group of allies, or they might try to rape you...

>>18030554

>Laser Pistol
>Jams

>>18031020

Based on this DM, it would probably go like:

*gasp* "I'm a woman! And I'm pregnant! YAH!" :D

>>18031029
I'd assume if the GM wasn't a fuck nut that its cooling system was on lock down from overheating or the power-cell had gotten jarred into a bad contact... but with this one probably space FMJ laser bullet got stuck in the breach or some stupid shit.

They enter the section at the exact same time. Snively makes a threat and a pass at Victim who says that they're on the same side. He tells her to come with him and she won't get hurt. He has a seriosuly huge gun and and a dozen armed assholes behind him. She tells him to eat a cock so to speak and Friend drops to the ground. They open fire with stun blasts and the single greatest action moment of the game occurrs. Victim rolls very low, deflecting all the shots. Most of Snively's troops are down, especially after his gun's AoE blast was reflected in his face. He had a forcefield and was utterly unscathed. He fires again on full auto and she manages to deflect only one shot, knocking out the rest of his men even though once more the blast is centered on him, but the rest bombard her and she fumbles the save to resist stun. At this point Dirk, who had been hiding in the ceiling kicks his way out of the ceiling and drops on the asshole like a bear. Snively fumbles his dodge and is beaned on the head by the metal plate. Dirk fumbles his attack and sprawls across him, losing his knife. The conflict is suspenceful as fuck and rife with shitty rolls on both sides. I manage to get on top of him but fumble wrestling. He rolls to get up and aims his gun at me. I manage to grab it and eject his power feed. He starts kicking me. I grab his leg and throw him down then one more fail to pin. He manages to pull a pin on a stun grenade he's immune to due to forcefield but I save perfectly (still not regretting those resistances in the least) and fumble getting my own blaster out and it goes across the room. He manages to get the gun between me and him and pulls the trigger on his last charge but it jams. I finally pin his ass to the floor and Friend gets his first aid kid and sedates him.

>>18031007
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
I TOLD YOU BRO

>>18029958
I see something coming later.

Let your Friend come through on this.

>>18031142
>She tells him to eat a cock so to speak and Friend drops to the ground.

FUCK YEAH

I still hate that she's choosing to participate in this shithead's fetish fuel campaign, but she knows how to make the best of it at least.

>>18031029
What would laser pistol jamming actually look like?

Does the space power cell rupture getting space battery acid everywhere? Do you have to space clean all the space connections before you can replace the space power cell and continue shooting your space laser gun?

>>18031142
And this is why crit fails are a good thing to have.

>>18031142

>>18031072
Sort of off topic but...
Cartridge based energy weapons are legit, its a matter of energy density.

>>18031142

If I weren't complete shit with horror stories, I would turn this into a bitchin CoC game just to spite the DM. Featuring Dr. Frankenfurter, secretly a tentacle rape alien performing vile experiments on an unknowing population. All the sexual akwardness, but none of the creepyness (well this kind of creepy, it is CoC)

>>18031172

I would think it would be something like it overheating and busting some connections or fuses or something.

>>18031172
Nah, just use your space hand to smack the space gun action a couple of times for several space rounds.

>>18030985
He gives bonus xp for pregnancies.

This is nothing more than a faggot pushing his fetish onto people.

>>18031182
Yes, but normally sci-fi doesn't do that. Plus the image of a glowing red translucent conical bullet in a metal jacket amuses me.

>>18031172

In the distant space future, all space nouns must start with "space."

>>18031182
the energy density of a battery is 1.3 MJ per Kilo where as
the energy density of Gas is 47.2 MJ per Kilo

This is a modern example, obviously, but the point is that in general chemical reactions are better for quickly producing energy.

>>18031188
>CoC
Call of Cthulhu, or Corruption of Champions?

>>18031247

Yes.

I think you should castrate Snively OP.

If you kill him he'll reroll something even worse, possibly minmaxed to kill Dirk. This is your chance to cripple the threat.

>>18031247
Well, one's a table top RPG, the other... isn't. An RPG, sure, but not table top, or really multiplayer.

>>18031247
Ah shit nigga. I meant C'thulu, but I like the cut of your jib.

>>18031274

Haha, kill the rapist when you are over PLANET SEX CHANGE?

Where would the fun in that be?

>>18031297

Oh fuck no, if you go that route, you're just further reinforcing their sick fantasies.

Kill him. Burn the body. Scatter the ashes. Strike his name from history.

>>18031310
Nah, just vent 'im out the airlock.

>>18031297
I thought about that, but Snively is "in" with the GM, or at least eager to comply. Tallfuck or some other force would rescue him before anything bad happened.

>>18031319
>>18031310
>>18031297
surgically (well, that is optional) remove both of his arms

>>18031297
switch your clothes with his, then steal his escape vehicle

>>18031329
That wouldn't work, the setting has prosthetic limbs. But they probably don't have prosthetic testicles.

>>18031329
No, Tallfuck has cybernetics. The /d/m would just give him some for free. What SHOULD happen is the emergency ventilation of a few skulls.
Fantasy and otherwise.

>>18031350
Perhaps even a whole giant space station.

>>18031346
I would not be surprised if there was.

>>18031329
They have cyber arms. Pull a blackrose, cut off both his character and his dick with a rusty spoon. Blackrose insofaras what happens in game happens irl.

>>18031361
This. Destroy the station and free those poor souls.

Half the size of our moon? CRASH IT INTO THE PLANET.

Those machines are apparently impregnating the men/women.

If you put that asshole in there and he gets fertilised, he can't abort! Suck on that, asshole. The law comes to bite you in the ass.

>>18031236

could be a chemical laser, although I'd imagine that working more like a flamethrower

>>18031390
I think the tube things only put them in stasis. The planet does the transformations and impregnating somehow.

>>18031390
Ooo! Strip him and stick him in a tube! They'll never know because of the sheer volume of guys stuck in there!
But don't start the godawful transformation sequence. That would be WRONG.

Yeah, this is a somewhat entertaining story, but it really just reeks of bullshit. I know this, because I've told bullshit stories to /tg/, and this guy is incorporating all of the buttons necessary to get /tg/ reading;
>Horribly freaky, overweight and stereotypical /d/M, whom the OP is playing with at the behest of a friend (Thus making him seem like the sort of guy who would never willingly be friends with this sort of person)
>Cute female who is 'new' to roleplaying games and is somehow staying despite all of this stupid bullshit
>Other players, who are as weird and perverted as the DM, and a single other player who is 'with' the OP and defending him
>The OP, suffering through this despite apparently playing in a public place
>Unspecified talk of 'photos of the character sheet' and an audio recording that cannot be posted, apparently.
>Homebrew system with a lack of specifics, allowing the OP to arbitrarily write what he think would be interesting without having to defend it against people who have an encyclopedic knowledge of the rules

Seriously, I can't believe this. It's too bullshit. Post the character sheet and I'll believe it, but until then, this is just pure fiction designed to get spite glands going.

>>18031377
>Half the size of our moon? CRASH IT INTO THE PLANET.

Colony drop? I like the way you think, sir.

>>18031428
Don't give a shit if it's fake, it's still a great read.

>>18031428

I don't care whether it's real or not, it makes for a good story.

And honestly, the reason why a lot of the descriptions seem stereotypical is because there ARE a lot of creepy fucks who do this in real life.

>>18031428

Also OP's continued refusal to post the audio file.

>>18031428
Dude, it's fucking storytime. Reality is irrelevant. You don't stand up in a movie and yell out "BULLSHIT" do you?
Just go with the goddamn flow.

>>18031478
You've never visited /tv/ then.

capes, spaghettis, they have it all.

>>18031460
>there ARE a lot of creepy fucks who do this in real life.

This. Never underestimate the depths of human depravity.

>>18031467
Yeah, he could at least cut a small excerpt with audacity to prove he's not making it up, but no-o-ope, "It's too large to upload guise, I swear"

>>18031459
I'm not slagging it as a story; I'm telling the OP that he should be less obvious when he writes stories like this.

The block-of-text format isn't helping his case as a writer, and pretty much all the action of this game can be condensed down to
>"I do something cool that derails the rape train!"
>Player succeeds at the roll
>DM comes up with method for mitigating this derail
>OP continues, cool as hell instead of getting fed up with this

It's too perfect a story to get /tg/ raging against a generic archetype. I'd prefer to see flaws, and more convincing. If it's fiction, admit it, but the amount of claimed proof that hasn't been delivered is beginning to wear thin.

>>18031467
He hasn't said anything about uploading the sheet or audio. Just because he hasn't doesn't mean he's refused.

Come on OP! Type this!

>>18031536
He's supposedly posting this as the game is going on, so its not like he can walk off and start scanning.

Well, he could, but the GM would probably impregnate him while he's gone.

>>18031536
Then until such proof arises, consider it falsified.

>>18031460
I just left a group who's dm made a lot of rape comments and fit the description. In fact, I mildly suspect said dm is shared with OP. If you want unbelievable, read the Luke, Plaugeson of Nurgle story. And they produced proof in the end.

Dirk Falcon is secretly Batman.

>>18031572

It sounded like he was in the middle of the game last night.

I think he listens to the recording he makes and types it up based on that, because I would've never been able to remember the exact series of events in a fight in these games without some kind of recording to go off of.

>>18031428
Some of the descriptors during the first bit really, really sounded like the game was online (the bit where the Victim left the game during the first session).

>>18031581
>Luke, Plaugeson of Nurgle story.

Oh fuck thanks for reminding me of that right in the middle of eating dinner.

>>18031592
Interesting point. I'd seen signs of that, but didn't want to comment.

Make a note, /tg/; when posting your crazy story on /tg/, be sure to check it for continuity beforehand, that way we know what's going on.

If I had to guess, I'd say this was an online game that OP decided needed to have a real-life feel. He invented some characters for the faceless people online, and thus we find ourselves on this dark and winding road of story-time.

>>18031616
>>18031581
Oh god..Luke, Plagueson of Nurgle..I re-read that story yesterday, as a matter of fact...I cringe every time I read it.

We wake up Victim whose chest is exposed by the blast tearing off her top. I use my jacket to restore her decency and use Snively's space handcuffs to restrain him. We drag him along with us as we search the station, eventually finding the inner workings and popping robots left and right. The rest of Snively's attack squad comes after us but Victim flexes her digital muscle and drops a blast door and I recommend welding it shut with her sword. We proceed further into the station and find the gravity drive as well as a few computers. Victim and Friend get on the job. Friend manages to pull up a few floorplans and Dirk rushes with Snively's drugged up corpse on his shoulder and loads him into an escape shuttle, sets it to land safely on the planet and begins to strip him of his equipment. I swap wrist computers and just to spit in his face stick a unitox into his belt. At about this time Victim has shut down the gravity and power too early. Fuck. Friend had finished resuccitating the various convicts. I returnin time to yell at them and get everyone moving but not before getting victim to set the station to adjust its course and get pulled into Eve's atmosphere.

>>18031530
>>18031467
>>18031428

Probably the same guy who poo-poo'd the 008 story.

Please, let us enjoy our storytime without any interruptions.

>>18031727
Fuck yeah Metroid Fusion was awesome.

>>18031428
Even if it's bullshit, it's ENTERTAINING bullshit! and I approve of ENTERTAINING bullshit.


Proceed you glorious OP / Storyteller / Dirk Falcon!

>>18031727
Yeah, i think now's about time we stop calling Victim, Victim.

>>18031727

>Sending asshole down to the planet

>Sending the station after him on a colony drop.

Oh you vengeful malicious bastard, I like your style.

>>18031727
>I returnin time to yell at them and get everyone moving but not before getting victim to set the station to adjust its course and get pulled into Eve's atmosphere.

GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE!

COLONY DROP MOTHERFUCKER

>>18031727
>swapped wrist computers
>gave him a unitox
>sent to genderswap planet
Justice!

>>18031727
>Friend had finished resuccitating the various convicts.

If this station was that big, and they didn't immediately attack...OP now has an army.

>>18031817
not just any army: a *convict* army. Which is rallied together against it's captors!

Ohh there are gonna be some new war crimes invented tonight!

Though, knowing the GM, they will probably all be rape related.

>>18031857
The rapists get jobs in spec ops, remember?

This is an army of ABORTIONISTS.

>>18031857
Plus, they should have mad skills, since pregnancies give XP....

Until this point, the GM was actually rather happy with us. He was having fun, laughing when we were. He stopped laughing once we herded some of the nude men-turned-women into one of the fighter ships Snively followed us on and I began to dispense Unitox to those that were not fully transformed and early in pregnancy. Snively got royally pissed out of character and stomped off after swearing at me some more as he had been from the moment we sedated him. Snively is actually the most normal looking of us all. He's not really greasy, on the skinny side, looks more like an IT guy than a geek... however, his fish lips twist into the most hideous of shitty grins when he's doing something sexual. This gives away his true nature. I think he had his eye on Victim's character since early on. We lift off moments before the station's boosters kick in and the escape pods launch. Friend states that a collision that big, especially if the station's shields keep it from disintegrating will probably wipe out all life on the planet. GM's not happy at all. Suddenly, tallfag appears and hails us.

>>18031903

Goddammit OP, just type it all ahead of time and post it all at once. I'm wearing out my mouse from reloading the page so much!

>>18031948
get 4chanX.

>>18031903
dirk freeman