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    11 KB STRIKE WITCHES: NOVICE SOAPER == MILITA planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)22:12 No.18048059  
    You raise the Walther and settle the muzzle on Eila. She's scanning for you, but you've taken up a perfect position. You settle the irons on center mass, hold your breath, and prepare to claim your kill.

    And that's when Erica shoots you right in the fucking ass.

    "FFFFFUCK!" you exclaim, causing Eila to whip around and start giggling like mad. You do a little wardance, clutching at your boxer-clad ass. "Oh, you bitch, you BITCH, couldn't aim for the fucking jacket, could you?"

    Erica emerges from under the workbench she ambushed from you. "Man, you're right. I love this game!"

    "I have never been defeated," you say loftily. "Have at you, lady!"

    The setting sun's long rays are slanting down the runway and into the hangar, just in time to reveal the gleam of reddish light on a blued barrel. You dive, your wounded leg burning, and roll behind a Striker Unit stand as a wad of soap sings past behind you and splatters on steel.

    "Nice try, shitbird," you huff.

    "Almost got'cha," Sean's voice drifts from somewhere in the cavernous hangar.

    "Hey, let's play in teams!" Erica proposes. "Me and you, and Eila and Sean. How about it?"

    You shrug. "Why not. Soap Bullet team battle, let's do it."

    >Seek extra intel!
    >Clever Girl
    >RUN'N'GUN
    >other?
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/21/12(Tue)22:14 No.18048100
    >>18048059
    [x] Other
    Bait and switch.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.18048105
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    >SOAP BATTLE

    YESSSSSSSS


    >CLEVER GIRL
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.18048109
    >>18048059
    >RUN'N'GUN
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.18048114
    clever girl
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.18048117
    >>18048059

    >Drunk MC goes and goofs off

    This is exactly like my japanese animes.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.18048120
    >>18048059

    Set up that trap man. Clever girl.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.18048122
    Clever girl.

    Wait, did we just get roped into a wet-nopants contest?

    Clever, clever girl.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)22:15 No.18048124
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    CLEVA GIRL
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:16 No.18048129
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    >>18048059
    Not dodgeball, but I can deal.

    RUN'N'GUN
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:16 No.18048131
    >>18048059
    WAAAAAAAGH!
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)22:16 No.18048132
    Well that was unexpected
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:16 No.18048134
    Clever girl!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:16 No.18048136
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    clever girl....
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/21/12(Tue)22:16 No.18048140
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    so about that alt history document....
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:16 No.18048141
    >>18048059
    Seek extra intel!
    We must find their positions!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048150
    CLEVER GIRL

    knawing on my face meats and such
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048151
    >>18048059
    Run into Aussie Mechanic.
    >Clever Girl
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048158
    >>18048117
    Sounds like we've sobered up a little. I now support the
    [x]bait and switch

    Then we should look for Minna now that we're calmer and more sober.
    >> Will 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048159
    A chance to have the most pilot-like witch on our team?

    Engage team deathmatch!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048160
    >>18048059

    Cleaver girl!!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048161
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    Find Minna, shoot her in the face, run like madmen
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048162
    SEEK INTEL!

    FOR THE BOOZE! WE SHALL NOT FALTER
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048163
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    >>18048059
    >Clever Girl
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048164
    >>18048140
    planefag is secretly Gabe Newell. Document arrives right after Episode 3.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048165
    >>18048059
    >Clever Girl
    >> Iron Lung 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048169
    >RUN'N'GUN
    Time to get our Jink on, move and shoot!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:17 No.18048174
    >>18048059
    [x] Clever Girl.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.18048177
    >Erica in our team
    >Hartmann never lost a wingman

    Gentlemen, finally something good is happening to us.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.18048180
    >>18048059
    >RUN'N'GUN
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.18048183
    >>18048059
    >Shooting at Eila

    Well this is a waste of time for all involved.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.18048187
    >leg injury
    Well, we're not runnin'.

    We should begin by laying our firepower into Eila. Sean is a chump, we can deal with him. Eila, on the other hand, is probably good at this and needs to go down pronto.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.18048189
    >>18048059
    >Clever Girl
    >Seek extra intel! while Erica positions for Clever Girl
    >Other: sneak into plane, load soap shell into turret, FIRE IN THE HOLE

    In that order.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.18048191
    >>18048059
    >RUN'N'GUN
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.18048195
    >>18048109
    >>18048129
    >>18048169
    Fucked leg, remember? Can't jink as much as we would like.
    >> Starshadow 02/21/12(Tue)22:18 No.18048198
    >FLIP SIX THREE HOLE!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:19 No.18048204
    >walther
    Okay, maybe I missed it, but when did we get that?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/21/12(Tue)22:19 No.18048209
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    >>18048164
    then my quest is like, half life 3 if his document is ep3
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:19 No.18048214
    I have literally zero fucking idea what's going on. I liked this better when we were having non retarded shit happen.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)22:19 No.18048216
    >>18048183
    Way to read the post
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.18048226
    >>18048214
    Think airsoft, we're just using real guns and soap bullets instead.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.18048227
    >>18048214
    MC decided to play SOAP BULLET to clear the sads away. For fuck's sake, this is not hard.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.18048228
    >>18048204
    WIZARD
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.18048231
    >>18048209
    Can you really say "my quest" like that if you haven't actually done anything yet?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.18048236
    >>18048209
    Worth the weight?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.18048237
    >>18048214

    We got drunk, and decided to get into the period-equivilant of nerf.

    Makes perfect sense.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.18048239
    >>18048214
    >a quest about pantsless magic lolis flying leg-planes and shooting aliums
    >better when we were having non retarded shit happen
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.18048246
    "hey, you were shoting at my commander whats that all aboyt?"
    "wanna play soapguns?"
    "sure, whatever"


    fucking itches
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:20 No.18048247
    >>18048216
    Not sure what you are >implying here, she can dodge bullets without even seeing them coming, soap or not.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:21 No.18048253
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    >clever girl
    >actually ambush of the ambush
    >awesome
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)22:21 No.18048263
    >Clever Girl

    Seek revenge!

    Also, I'm fucking homeee!
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)22:21 No.18048265
    >>18048214

    Soap Bullet. Pull the lead bullet out of a cartridge, pour out half or 3/4ths of the gunpowder (if you're a pussy,) dig it into a bar of soap. Home-made wax bullet.

    This is the kind of shit you used to get away with during wartime.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/21/12(Tue)22:22 No.18048270
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    >>18048231
    I can pretend!
    ( i have some work done, it would just be a lot easier if i had some more background to work with)
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:22 No.18048278
    >>18048265
    Finally a worthwhile application for .380 handguns in wartime!
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)22:22 No.18048279
    >>18048265

    This sounds highly dangerous and awesome. I desire to try it.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)22:23 No.18048284
    >>18048247
    My apologies I misinterpreted what you said as implying that you had only read the first line of the post and had thus assumed we were firing at eila with live ammo.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)22:23 No.18048288
    >>18048265
    Wow.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:24 No.18048293
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    >replace P-61 ammo with soap bullets
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:24 No.18048297
    >>18048265
    Also, you'd better not have us shoot Minna with a soap bullet if she happens to amble into our field of fire. More trauma isn't necessary.

    I SEE YOUR MIND.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:24 No.18048300
    >Clever Girl
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:24 No.18048301
    >>18048265
    Fucking awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:24 No.18048302
    >>18048265
    JAWSOME.
    >Wights are
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:24 No.18048308
    >>18048293
    We will clean the aliums.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/21/12(Tue)22:25 No.18048317
    >>18048059
    Lets soap up Erica's ass.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:25 No.18048320
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    >>18048265
    Oh man another stupid thing to add to my list of dumb shit to do for /k/ when I go home at the end of the semester.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:25 No.18048322
    >>18048297
    FUCK YOU THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:25 No.18048323
    >Shooting at each other with training rounds
    >Gets misinterpreted
    >Minna wheels into the middle of it, screaming in a blind panic, followed by MPs
    >Tarot would have been better--and probably would have given us the first real hint of solid information that we've had in 2 weeks
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)22:25 No.18048325
    >>18048247
    That'd be cheating!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:25 No.18048326
    >>18048308
    CLEANSE THE XENO SCUM.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)22:26 No.18048332
    >>18048265
    As awesome as this is, minna or sakamoto are going to stumble upon this and wildly misinterpret the situation...
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:26 No.18048335
    >>18048308
    And that, son, is how the brave fighters of the 501st discovered that the aliens were fatally allergic to common soap!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:26 No.18048339
    >>18048323
    ... what this guy said:
    >>18048322
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:26 No.18048341
    >>18048297
    Honestly, dragging the entire base into a giant soapgun match would probably help get morale back up after all the shit that's happened over the past week.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:26 No.18048344
    >>18048323
    >>18048332
    >implying Erica won't take the chance to bean Sakabroto and/or Minna in the panties
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:27 No.18048349
    >>18048335
    It's like some sort of retarded reverse War of the Worlds.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:27 No.18048351
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    >>18048323
    >>18048161
    >>18048293
    So many stupid things could go wrong...
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:27 No.18048353
    >>18048320
    >load shotgun shell with semen
    >MONEY SHOT
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:27 No.18048355
    >>18048322
    FUCK YOU IT WOULDN'T
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)22:27 No.18048358
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    >>18048320

    Are you the guy who likes to experiment with shotgun loads on /k/? I love those threads!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:27 No.18048361
    >>18048335
    The aliens and their ships are in fact composted of dirt, grime and germs.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:27 No.18048362
    >>18048317
    Save it for your quest. She is our teammate on this one.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)22:27 No.18048367
    The martians are watching from space in total confusion.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:28 No.18048370
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    >>18048341
    oh god...
    OH GOD
    THIS COULD BE AWESOME
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:28 No.18048375
    Eila has spider sense
    Erica is just that good, even when drunk
    We are improperly drunk

    I can't see this getting us anywhere better or anywhere at all.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:28 No.18048378
    >>18048355
    >>18048351
    >>18048332
    That's kind of the point here
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:28 No.18048383
    >>18048375
    It gets us laughing and we really could use that right now.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:28 No.18048386
    >>18048358
    There are several guys that do.

    I am not one of them but I have an old 10 gauge and IDEAS.

    Just need to get home.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:29 No.18048389
    >>18048332

    Now someone's thinking like a animu writer.
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)22:29 No.18048392
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    >>18048358

    I have to visit /k/ more often...
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:29 No.18048399
    >>18048335
    >>18048349
    Birdy the Mighty had a shape-changing alien that was defeated through the application of dishwasher detergent.

    It's more likely than you think.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:29 No.18048401
    Fire zucchini rounds at Luccini.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:29 No.18048402
    I'm beginning to see an odd crossroads of 4chan users here. We've somehow managed to attract people from /a/, /tg/ and /k/ into one thread.

    I approve and welcome our /a/ and /k/ brethren.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:29 No.18048403
    >>18048367
    "What's going on down there?"
    "Postpone the invasion! They're fighting amongst themselves!"
    >> Starshadow 02/21/12(Tue)22:29 No.18048405
    You guys do realize Ian is due to get some payback and has killer aim.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:29 No.18048406
    >>18048378
    This is a situation where misunderstanding get us shot.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:29 No.18048407
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    MISUNDERSTANDINGS, HO!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)22:30 No.18048411
    >>18048402
    Shit, nigga, they crosspost all the time.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/21/12(Tue)22:30 No.18048413
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    >>18048389
    Its just like one of my Japanese animes~
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:30 No.18048418
    >>18048389
    Or a tokusatsu writer.

    >SWQ as written by a certain Inoue fellow
    >MISUNDERSTANDINGS and falling into water

    Oh, PF, I am ON to you.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:30 No.18048420
    >>18048401
    and yell something about her mediterranean diet?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:30 No.18048423
    I think my favorite part of this on reflection is that we're fucking up Minna's Walther to do it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:30 No.18048424
    >>18048402
    too many waifufags from /a/. They're just encouraging all the white knight bastard we already have
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:30 No.18048428
    Minna yells at us

    Zucchini shows up, soap bullets Minna

    Trude soap bulletts Trude

    Miyafuji gets in her striker unit and buzzes the base
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:31 No.18048432
    >>18048332
    Sakamoto and Minna walk by and spot Eila and Sean taking cover.
    "THEY'VE GONE INSANE! THEY'RE SHOOTING UP THE WHOLE BASE. HERE, TAKE OUR GUNS."

    And then the real fun begins.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:31 No.18048439
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    >>18048428
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:31 No.18048441
    >>18048402

    >/a/ and /k/

    strike witches man, whaddyagonnado.
    and the thread is actually on /tg/ so you're here too.

    thanks for the hospitality by the way. do you have coasters or should we just sit our drinks anywhere?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:31 No.18048442
    >>18048424
    Their sulky tears about the treatment of Minna stir the fires of my heart.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:31 No.18048445
    >>18048428
    >Trude soap bulletts Trude

    Daaaaaaamn
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:31 No.18048452
    >>18048406
    >implying that wouldn't be funny
    Besides, given how much other abuse we've taken, getting shot doesn't seem like too big of a problem.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:32 No.18048455
    >>18048406

    In the real world? Yea.

    Think about it this way though... We're more likely to come across sakamoto yelling at one of the witches for playing with guns than getting shot.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:32 No.18048461
    >thread over 100 posts
    >only 1 is an update from Planefag
    >> Starshadow 02/21/12(Tue)22:32 No.18048463
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    >In b4 Rommel ambushing Dave with 9mm frozen kielbasa bullets.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:32 No.18048467
    >>18048432
    I don't think they're that stupid.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)22:32 No.18048473
    >>18048441
    >Mentioning coasters
    >on /tg/
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:33 No.18048479
    >>18048463

    Don't joke about meat bullets... They kill you know.
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    >>18048428
    >Trude soap bulletts Trude

    >the lisbou
    Did you misspell something, Captcha?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:33 No.18048488
    >>18048463

    Only to be challenged to a duel by Patton. Dem revolvers, man.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:33 No.18048491
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    >>18048473
    pass the rulebook bro
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:33 No.18048495
    >>18048463
    >frozen kielbasa bullets.
    I don't even know what that would do. All I can think of is the "men, thaw your chickens" boondoggle.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)22:33 No.18048497
    >>18048389
    Clearly I should take this up as a profession, physics be damned!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:34 No.18048503
    >>18048461
    Seeing how it adds /a/ to the /tg/-/k/ continuum, this is already double the pace of Maid.
    >> Starshadow 02/21/12(Tue)22:34 No.18048511
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    >Don't joke about meat bullets... They kill you know.
    >Implying Rommel gives a fuck
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:34 No.18048512
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    >Run up to Minna with soap .45
    >Put gun to head, pull trigger
    >watch as Minna loses her shit

    Don't actually do this, please.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:34 No.18048513
    There's some /m/ here too, but don't tell the mainland about that.
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)22:35 No.18048517
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    >>18048488

    Tanks constructed out of fridges. Some sort of crazy potato/soap guns for turrets.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:35 No.18048524
    >>18048512
    Oh come on, it'd lighten the mood
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:35 No.18048525
    >>18048512
    Do it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:35 No.18048527
    >>18048491
    I will end you and all you love
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:35 No.18048528
    >>18048512
    What the fuck is this? Is cypher going up against my little pony?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:35 No.18048534
    >>18048503
    I believe there a few /m/echas here as well.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:36 No.18048537
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    >>18048488

    >YFW Patton loads a full sausage link into each cartridge.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:36 No.18048542
    >>18048528
    Solo Wing Pixy, to be specific.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:36 No.18048543
    >>18048525
    >>18048525
    No, Don't
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:36 No.18048546
    >>18048432
    IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE
    TAKE THIS

    And then the "this" is a sword made out of soap.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:36 No.18048555
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    >>18048441
    Always use the damn coasters!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:36 No.18048556
    >>18048543
    >>18048525
    >>18048524
    Yes, do.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:37 No.18048564
    >Inb4 Planefag used a possessive noun before Engines
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:37 No.18048566
    >>18048556

    You wanna do anything? tag her in the butt with one.

    Nothing says "I'm over it" than sexual assault at twenty meters.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:37 No.18048568
    >>18048512
    /k/ here. You're a retard. At that range, you could easily kill yourself. Even with a light powder load.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:37 No.18048569
    >>18048512
    If we can get that close, do this.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:38 No.18048576
    >>18048402
    /tg/ is the everyboard

    We get full on discussions of weapons with feedback from /k/ all the time

    setting development from /co/ and /a/ for games run in universe for their favorite seires.

    Proper snacks for game night threads which sometimes snags us a visit from ck.

    So on and so forth.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:38 No.18048578
    >>18048524
    >>18048525
    >>18048556

    No we'd just die.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon-Erik_Hexum
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)22:38 No.18048581
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    >>18048564
    goddammit

    You're gonna jinx us!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:39 No.18048583
    >>18048568
    A lot of things could have killed us throughout this quest
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:39 No.18048585
    >>18048578
    >>18048568
    THIS, you idiots. We don't want to kill her.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)22:39 No.18048590
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    >shooting fucked with bullets against a flat surface

    holy shit can we be less retarded

    there's a fine line between trolling and having fun / being absolutely retarded
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)22:39 No.18048591
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    The fight begins, and your teams melt into the clutter of the massive hangar. Erica tugs you behind a Striker Unit stand.

    "Eila has a foresight ability," she tells you. "She's never had to use a shield in combat, for instance. She'll be almost impossible to hit."

    You snort. "Most pilots are killed by somebody they never even see."

    Erica nods. "Exactly. I'll go left, you go right, and we'll catch them in a cross-fire?"

    Erica grins and gives you a thumbs-up. With your dinky little .32 pistols in hand, you go a-hunting. Creeping through the mazes of workshops and workbenches and heavy rolling toolboxes, you stealthy drag your wounded leg along, peeking around corners as cautiously as possible. From one side, you hear a shout, and a few shots.

    "Missed me!" Eila says gleefully, then another brief exchange of soap.

    As you creep through the hangar, you happen upon the 'tech you've unofficially named Aussie Lassitude. He's idly tinkering with a Striker unit on a bench, securing the exterior panels.

    An idea hits you.

    "Hey," you whisper. "Trade you clothes for a pack of Lucky's."

    He winks at you, and nods at a box of .32 ammo and a mutilated bar of soap sitting next to him on the bench. "How about you cut me into the next round?"

    You grin. "Eeeexcellent."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:40 No.18048596
    >>18048585
    Wait, we don't?

    I thought we saved her all those times because it would be wrong for somebody else to kill her.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:40 No.18048599
    >>18048583
    Yes, but we avoided those with MAGIC and SKILL.

    This would just be retarded.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/21/12(Tue)22:40 No.18048604
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    /toy/ representin.

    Let's have a giant soap bullet shoot out with everyone.

    Sanya gets the soap missile launcher.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:41 No.18048617
    >>18048591
    NEW CHALLENGER
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:41 No.18048619
    >>18048596
    Just get out. We've had enough of that shit already.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:41 No.18048629
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    >>18048591
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:42 No.18048635
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    >>18048604
    As long as we get a soap... one of these.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:42 No.18048637
    >>18048591
    >random Minna butt
    Is there supposed to be more to this picture?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:42 No.18048638
    >>18048635
    TACTICOOL
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:43 No.18048641
    >>18048585
    Are you sure? I'm with
    >>18048596
    on this one.

    >>18048619
    no u
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:43 No.18048651
    >>18048591
    >How about you cut me into the next round?
    This man, while only being enlisted scum, has earned his booze from us.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:43 No.18048652
    Paintball? PAINTBALL?

    Back in my day we fired at each other with real bullets made from soap and we liked it!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:43 No.18048654
    >>18048637
    >Minna butt
    It doesn't need anything else.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:44 No.18048665
    >>18048641
    No, we are not murdering our Commanding Officer. Deal with it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:44 No.18048670
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    Tag Minna on her butt
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:44 No.18048673
    >>18048591
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFjqlx8eSfQ&feature=player_embedded#!

    This song is now absolutely perfect.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:44 No.18048676
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    >>18048591
    >Aussie Lassitude
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/21/12(Tue)22:44 No.18048677
    >>18048635
    What on earth...
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:45 No.18048682
    >>18048665
    Not even a little?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:45 No.18048685
    >>18048591
    NEW CHALLENGER

    >>18048665
    I think the deal was to point the gun at our head to freak her out? Not that it's any less stupid, but.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:45 No.18048687
    >>18048670
    >Minna
    >cat ears
    >cat tail
    Pig disgusting. Get that crap out of here.
    >> Starshadow 02/21/12(Tue)22:46 No.18048698
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    This can only end with Paddy sapping someone with a soap on a rope.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:46 No.18048703
    >>18048687
    FAIL.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/21/12(Tue)22:46 No.18048705
    so, my weekend. my car wrecked. I somehow did not die. I passed a test. Literally, thank you planefag, because honestly, I was thinking I was going to die and I made it without any injuries. THIS TRULY IS THE POWER OF MACHINE SENSE!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:46 No.18048706
    >>18048635
    I lost my shit at the pizza cutter.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:46 No.18048707
    >>18048677
    Dont touch it! it's obviously some sorta alium weaponry
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:47 No.18048717
    So how loud are these 1/4th powder soup rounds? I'm guessing other people aren't going to confuse the noise with real gunfire?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:47 No.18048718
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    >>18048677
    I'll just leave this here...
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:47 No.18048723
    >>18048685

    Seriously... She's been shot by one of her subordinates, shot at by one of her subordinates...

    Do we need to spell out "Gun joke bad?"

    On the other hand, tagging her may switch her from "I'm a horrible person" mode into "I'm gonna catch that pilot and feed him his scarf" mode.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:47 No.18048724
    >>18048703
    >fail
    What? She's a wolf familiar, mate.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:48 No.18048728
    >>18048687

    I'm pretty sure those are wolf features.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)22:48 No.18048730
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    >>18048591

    Just for shits and giggles, you decide to cut Aussie Lassitude into THIS round, wearing your jacket, flight helmet and goggles (soap bullets are all fun and good, but nobody is keen on losing an eye, or a life.) You don his brimmed cap, shirt and pants, tug the cap low over your eyes, and finish the job of replacing the panels on the Striker, taking your sweet time as you do so.

    From somewhere nearby you detect motion. Being careful to watch from the corner of your eye, you see an upside-down trashcan lift from the ground, advance a few feet, and set down again, gently enough that the galvanized metal makes no sound against the concrete floor.

    Suddenly, the trash can is flung free and Sean pops out, firing at something a bit behind you. Erica cries out and you hear her crash underneath a workbench. Sean dives for his trash can, flailing his way into the toppled container before industriously rolling away from Erica.

    "Cheater!" Erica shouts.

    "Improvising!" Sean retorts.

    "I like that idea," Erica grumbles, seizing the closest instrument of mayhem, a bristle-broom. She runs down Sean's trashcan and kicks it to keep it rolling, then starts whaling on it with the broom.

    "EGAD" Sean bellows. "WHYSOLOUDOSHEET"

    You keep studious focus on the Striker, trying not to laugh like a maniac. From the corner of your eye, you see a flash of moving panties.

    EILA.

    You'll only get one shot.

    >Risk detection, wait for better shot?
    >FASTDRAW
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:48 No.18048732
    >>18048717
    >soup
    soap
    I need a drink so I can type better.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:49 No.18048748
    so is the english release of strike witches 2 still scheduled for march?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:49 No.18048749
    >>18048730
    FASTDRAW.

    IN THIS TOWN, I AM THE LAW.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:49 No.18048751
    >>18048730
    QUICKDRAW
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:49 No.18048753
    >>18048730

    Shoot

    I know where this is going, but shoot anyways.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)22:49 No.18048760
    >>18048730
    >>18048730
    She'll see us now. We have to wait.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:49 No.18048761
    >>18048670
    Nah, I think pulling a gun on her again would be a mistake.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:49 No.18048762
    >>18048730
    ACTIVATE DEAD-EYE.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:49 No.18048765
    >>18048730
    SNAPSHOT.

    Trust the gnome sense.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:49 No.18048767
    >>18048730
    QUICK DRAW

    SOAP OR GLORY
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:49 No.18048771
    >>18048730
    >Risk detection, wait for better shot
    It's Minna, dumbass
    >> Writefag 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048780
    >>18048730

    WE HAVE ONE SHOT. WAIT UNTIL WE SEE THE WHITES OF HER EYES.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048781
    >>18048730
    AIM FOR THE ASS
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048783
    >>18048730
    [x] QUICKDRAW MCGRAW
    In before it's not Eila.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048784
    >>18048730
    We're a pilot, goddamnit. WHEN YOU'VE GOT THE DEFLECTION YOU TAKE THE SHOT.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048785
    >>18048730
    >FASTDRAW

    BOUNCE DAT WITCH!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048786
    >>18048730
    >inb4 its minna
    FASTDRAW
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048787
    >>18048730

    QUICKDRAW
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048788
    >>18048749
    Don't do it man.
    Her clothes are blue
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048790
    >>18048730
    >From the corner of your eye, you see a flash of moving panties.

    Thank god we can tell that's definitely Eila since she's the only person on this base without pants. Fire now before ascertaining who we're actually firing on!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048792
    >>18048718
    >Fully Adjustable Stock for many positions (sexual or not)

    MY SIDES
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048793
    >>18048730
    Hold. We shoot and miss we compromise our position.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:50 No.18048794
    >>18048771
    THEN IT'S MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:51 No.18048796
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    >>18048730
    I want to say wait for better shot, but with this pilot there IS only one choice.

    FASTDRAW, LETS DO THIS
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)22:51 No.18048797
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    >>18048718
    >racial minorities

    WELL I'M SOLD
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:51 No.18048799
    >>18048780
    >THE WHITES OF HER PANTIES
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:51 No.18048802
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    >>18048730
    But Eila wears pantyhose...

    IT'S MINNA.

    FAST DRAW ANYWAY
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)22:51 No.18048803
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    >>18048730

    QUICKDRAW IT IS THE ONLY WAY
    USE THE MACHINE POWERS!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:51 No.18048804
    >>18048730
    We may not be the fastest draw in the west, but we in the east now, fast draw!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:51 No.18048808
    >>18048749

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvJiYrRcfQo
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:51 No.18048814
    >>18048771

    Exactly. What she needs now is a MC with a shit faced grin doing extremely unprofessional things.

    On a higher level, we're pointing out that we're bigger than sulking, even when we don't get our due.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:52 No.18048819
    >>18048730
    WE DON'T HAVE A SHOT
    REPEAT, WE DON'T HAVE A SHOT
    HOLD OFF
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:52 No.18048823
    Shooting now is a mistake. Likely a big one.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:53 No.18048831
    >>18048802
    That is the plan all along

    >Shoot at NotEila
    >Eila is distracted
    >Aussie moves in for the kill
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:53 No.18048835
    >>18048823
    >implying anything we do isn't a giant mistake
    >implying pilots are capable of making mistakes regardless of the "facts"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:53 No.18048836
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    MACHINE SPIRITS STEADY MY HAND AND GUIDE MY SOAP THAT IT MIGHT SMITE THE PANTIES OF MY FOE

    snapshot.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:53 No.18048838
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    dramatic music for the quick draw competition
    >we love ennio morricone
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:53 No.18048846
    rolled 7 = 7

    dramatic music for the quick draw competition
    >we love ennio morricone
    roll for speed!
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)22:53 No.18048847
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    >yfw elia doesn't wear panties
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:54 No.18048851
    >Risk detection, wait for better shot?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:54 No.18048855
    >>18048730
    Are those actually Eila's panties?

    Shooting somebody else in the cunt by accident would be a very bad thing.

    If yes, then FASTDRAW; even thinking about it too long risks her precog bullshit kicking in.

    If no, then STAY ON TARGET, Red 5.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:54 No.18048858
    >>18048846
    dammit 4chan you said you'd failed the first time
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:54 No.18048860
    >>18048847
    She freeballs?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:54 No.18048861
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    >>18048749
    Dude. Don't do it man
    What they say is true, Death DOES wear blue.
    She can't fall
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/21/12(Tue)22:54 No.18048862
    >>18048730
    Prepare to fire, foward shields to maximum, brace for HUE!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:55 No.18048870
    >>18048855
    She wears pantyhose, yes.

    LIKE WE GIVE A FUCK
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:56 No.18048880
    >>18048730
    Wait for a better shot!

    And while the fun and games may be doing our pilot's spirits some good, he needs to suck it up and take it like a man, and get back into the air and kill some more Martians.
    Fuck, we need Patton to slap MC's shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:56 No.18048887
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    >PULL...THE TRIGGER!

    Operatan
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:56 No.18048891
    Shooting Minna is a mistake. It's obvious that pf wants us to do something stupid.

    I would prefer that we deny him this.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:56 No.18048898
    >>18048730
    WE ARE COWBOY BARBARIAN! SLAP LEATHER, TEX!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:56 No.18048899
    >>18048730
    Hold fire

    We need to confirm the target and get a clear shot.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:57 No.18048906
    >>18048891
    It might be Zucchini for all that we know.
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)22:57 No.18048915
    >>18048891
    And something worse will happen. You cannot ever deny a GM/writefag with an unquenchable thirst for tears, only hold them off.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:57 No.18048916
    >>18048891

    Have you ever wondered if the "stupid" choice isn't the right one?

    You know... The whole "Standing in the front yard with a boombox at 3 in the morning" thing?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:57 No.18048918
    >>18048880
    >Fuck, we need Patton to slap MC's shit.
    Fuck Patton, he would've slapped Sanya's shit given half the chance.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:58 No.18048932
    >>18048730
    Any ol' ground-pounder can fire off a quick shot like the boy he is. Confirm our target, and then pull the trigger.

    Besides, if it is her, it'll still suprise the FUCK out of her when a mechanic suddenly turns and shoots her.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:58 No.18048933
    CHECK FIRE!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:59 No.18048937
    >>18048891
    He wants us to act stupid. And Planefag knows how to make /tg/ act stupid. So we will be stupid.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:59 No.18048943
    >>18048906
    Or consider this. It might be Miyafuji.
    ABORT THE SHOT.
    STAND DOWN GHOST RIDER.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)22:59 No.18048948
    Risk detection, wait for better shot.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:00 No.18048950
    Anybody we shoot can be dragged into the game.

    There is no way this can go wrong.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:00 No.18048951
    >>18048943

    >Shoot Miyafuji with a soap bullet
    >Watch her jump twelve feet into the air

    You really aren't helping your case.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:00 No.18048956
    >>18048932
    I have a theory that her precognition works for things she knows about - thus, no matter how long we wait she'll know it's us in the mechanic's uniform.

    But she'll never expect the actual mechanic wearing our shit to shoot her.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:00 No.18048959
    >>18048861
    My Widow slows
    I'm not scared anymore
    I see the faces of the witches that I bounced on before

    My Widow slows
    I'm not scared anymore
    This is the moment that we were born a gnome for

    My Widow slows
    What they said is a lie
    The pants are blurred, and the planelegs scream dumb as we fly
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:01 No.18048961
    Confirm Target, wait for more opportune moment.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:01 No.18048962
    >>18048918
    Maybe he would have, maybe not.
    Seeing as she's a 14-year old girl.

    But MC? He's 20. And a man. And a man, a PILOT, should suck it up and deal with it, and get back to killing Martians.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:01 No.18048968
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    >>18048943
    >shoot Miyafuji
    >she puts on her game face

    We are slowly molding her into a miniature, more pantsless version of ourselves.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)23:02 No.18048975
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    You wait for a few seconds as the Panties at the edge of your vision come equal with the table, not ten feet away. In one blinding motion, you spin, pivoting on your bad leg, bring the Walther up, and put two rounds right into Shirley's lovely rump.

    wait

    "YEEEEOOOUUGH," she howls, and you waste no time in flipping over the table, Striker Unit and all, before fleeing at a moderate lurch. Oh shit oh fuck oh doom on you. Behind you, you hear Shirley vault the toppled workbench with ease, but you're already out of immediate sight, lurking behind a Striker stand.

    You pant with relief - and then your breath freezes in your throat. Soft footsteps are approaching... stealthily. Padding around the Striker Stand.

    FUCK. You softshoe behind the extensive weapons rack (it looks like Trude's Striker Stand,) trying to lurk unnoticed between the racked rows of MG-42s and other various implements of death and mayhem. As you look about, you suddenly realize one of the guns isn't vertical, and it's a bit shiny for a blued machine gun.

    You slowly turn to see Eila peering between the racked guns from a few feet away, her little Walther aimed at your ass.

    "... clever girl," you mutter. Eila grins wickedly, tightens her finger on the trigger, and promptly vanishes behind the rack.

    "GOTCHA, BITCH," Shirely roars in outrage, and you hear Eila's squeak of terror.

    Boy, she didn't see THAT coming, did she?

    >next move?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:02 No.18048980
    >>18048943
    >>18048951
    >>18048968
    >Shoot Miyafuji
    >Get Striker
    >Bounces us
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:02 No.18048982
    >>18048959
    Good Game sir.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:02 No.18048983
    If planefag's smart, he'll make it someone OTHER than Minna.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:02 No.18048984
    >>18048968
    That's exactly the plan. She is receptive to our teachings. She will learn. And when she first puts on those aviator shades and pants, we will shed a single tear of something approaching parental pride.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:03 No.18048985
    >>18048968
    This, of course, is the greatest thign we could hope for.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:03 No.18048988
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    >>18048968
    I look forward to the day where we both give command the finger, and pic at the same time in unison
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:03 No.18048993
    >>18048771
    In that case, we should definitely fire right now.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:03 No.18048994
    >>18048975
    AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Magnificnet!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:03 No.18048995
    >>18048975
    "Thanks! Hold the treacherous bitch still for me."
    ROLL WITH IT.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:03 No.18048997
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    >>18048975
    MY SIDES PF I LOVE YOU SO
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:03 No.18049001
    >>18048975

    DOUBLE REVERSE

    WE ARE GODS
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)23:03 No.18049002
    >>18048975
    Flee the scene of the crime. Shirley is the one who landed us in this mess after all, it may be better to wait until we are sober.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:03 No.18049003
    >>18048975
    >>18048983
    Fucking called it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:03 No.18049004
    Anons, you are seriously going off the rails tonight. It's actually kinda boring watching you constantly pick the WORST possible choice just because you took it as a dare from pf.

    tl;dr hold fire. Also, did we really just talk a mechanic into going pantsless? That's... not right.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)23:04 No.18049006
    Well done, planefag.

    HUNT DOWN SEAN.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:04 No.18049007
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    >>18048975
    Shoot them both
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:04 No.18049008
    >>18048975
    BAHAHAHAHAHA!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:04 No.18049010
    >>18048975
    Take out the enemy, thank Shirley for her assistance in a critical mission of critical importance, and aid your allies.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:04 No.18049013
    >next move?
    Have Erica teach us the way of not giving a fuck about magic and people in general
    >nfw Erica is the only WIZARD in the whole crew
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:04 No.18049014
    >>18048855
    doesn't matter, shoot now!
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/21/12(Tue)23:05 No.18049015
    >>18048975
    Run silent, run deep. Change positions and try to get the drop on Sean while we're at it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:05 No.18049017
    >>18049004
    fuck you....we just fucking lost our damn mind we need to fucking unwind!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:05 No.18049018
    >>18048975
    FLAWLESS SUCCESS. Now to remove ourselves from the scene before Fattits Gottagofast figures out her mistake.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:05 No.18049021
    >>18048975
    Crazy Ivan!
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)23:05 No.18049023
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    >>18048975
    oh lawd
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:05 No.18049024
    >>18048975
    ...wait, Shirley?!

    EMPTY THE PISTOL INTO THAT BITCH'S FACE!
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)23:05 No.18049026
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    >>18048975

    Start shooting Sean's rolling can.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:05 No.18049030
    >>18048975

    We still have to take down Sean if we are to win.

    Time to Hunt.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:06 No.18049031
    >>18049013
    Are you implying that Erica is a trap?

    I'm fairly okay with this.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:06 No.18049032
    >>18049004
    Would you like some help getting off your high horse now?

    A choice you don't like is not the same thing as a bad choice.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:06 No.18049036
    >>18048975
    >next move?
    RUN.
    Shirley's wrath is coming for us next. We've gotta book it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:06 No.18049038
    >>18049018
    "B-but HE shot you! I swear"
    "Shirley, would I DARE to harm your lovely, shapely ass? Just a thought."

    And then RUN WHILE THEY BOGGLE.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:06 No.18049039
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    >>18048975

    i still feel rage that hasn't been artfully misplaced yet.

    lets forge a loveletter to Perrine from Ian.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:07 No.18049049
    >>18049039
    >that image
    WHYYY
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:07 No.18049054
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    >>18048975
    >GOTCHA, BITCH
    HAHAHA I LOVE THAT VIDEO
    Leg it.
    Also, look at this captcha.
    >amusement tastymen
    IT KNOWS.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:07 No.18049062
    >>18049039
    someone knocked up that....that THING!?!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:07 No.18049063
    >>18048975
    We still need to take down Sean, and then Eilia.

    Activate Stealth Mode, find targets, bounce from on high.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:07 No.18049064
    >>18049004

    You're misunderstanding the point of the exercise.

    We are a pilot before we are a gnome.

    So what does a pilot do when he's feeling low? He works up some mischief and doesn't give a single fuck.

    You know what might happen? Minna might look down from her favorite hiding spot in the tower, see MC and the witches completely carefree and make a startling realization.

    We don't need coddled, we can take more than she can dish. And when it comes down to it.

    We
    Give
    No
    Fucks.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:07 No.18049065
    >>18048975
    Well, we won.

    Tickle her half to death, then go take care of the serious shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:08 No.18049069
    Well, I guess that's the next best thing to tapping dat ass.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:08 No.18049072
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    >>18049049

    because
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:08 No.18049075
    >>18048975
    RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
    >> Writefag 02/21/12(Tue)23:08 No.18049076
    >>18049039

    Cannot... be unseen.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:08 No.18049077
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    >>18049049
    SOMEONE. QUICKLY. PUT THIS QUOTE ON THAT PICTURE.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)23:09 No.18049083
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    >>18049072
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:09 No.18049087
    >>18049072
    You sir, are a blight. Nay, a plague upon our society.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:09 No.18049088
    >>18049031
    Erica is what the MC should be but he isn't because he is a trainwreck of choices enabled by what looks like a conference on how to railroad into inanity Rumiko Takahashi style.
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)23:09 No.18049090
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    >>18049072
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:09 No.18049091
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    >>18049072
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:09 No.18049093
    >This sequence

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geHLdg_VNww
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:10 No.18049095
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    >>18049072
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:10 No.18049100
    >>18049088

    Shut up ya ponce

    Sure, our MC is a bit schizo. I wonder why that is.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:10 No.18049102
    Ok, but seriously, Shirley's just as bad as Minna and (maybe) Sakamoto were. She thought there was something weird going on with us, but instead of just asking, she runs little experiments and goes behind our back. Fuck her.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/21/12(Tue)23:10 No.18049107
    >>18049077
    Let's not. And say we didn't.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:10 No.18049108
    >>18049093
    >The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

    damnit man.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)23:11 No.18049112
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    >>18049072
    That you display that, as if it were a badge of honour, worries me.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:11 No.18049118
    >>18049102
    Technically she did ask, just in a rather roundabout way. Hating her for running experiments would make us a hypocrite for not telling her earlier.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:11 No.18049120
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    >>18049072
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:11 No.18049122
    >>18049108
    Try this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDd-GXkMrJs
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)23:12 No.18049127
    >>18049122

    nope.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:12 No.18049130
    >>18049102

    You guys...

    MC's a pilot... He's been over that for approximately a bottle of scotch and a few welts.

    If pilots don't keep the throttle up, they can't stay in the air: We're a few minutes of slightly impolite conversation from over the whole issue.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:12 No.18049131
    >>18049100
    It's the shortest way I can describe it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:13 No.18049134
    >>18049122
    >This video contains content from UMG
    >nope.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:13 No.18049137
    >>18049072

    Ignore the plebes, anon! They will never know that feel.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:13 No.18049141
    >>18049102
    Stop fucking obsessing about blaming people goddamn.

    What happened to NGAF?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:13 No.18049143
    >>18049102
    Well, she did ask us, though, right after that race we had with her. We denied it then.
    That's when she started putting together the experiments.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:14 No.18049147
    >>18049118
    >roundabout way
    When? The time she asked if we were trained as a mechanic? That could just as easily have been an innocent question since we're good with the plane; she should have been more direct if she really cared. And I don't see how it'd be hypocritical for not telling her.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:14 No.18049153
    >>18049134
    Shit, uh

    It's Run To The Hills by Iron Maiden. Think that one scene from Space Hulk: Tales of the Royally Fucked.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:15 No.18049156
    >>18049118
    Not really, if you ask about something and get a denial you assume either A) they are telling the truth and your suspicions are wrong, or B) they are lying because they don't want you to know that your suspicions are correct.

    In the latter case you don't go investigating it if you're trying to be their friend, in fact investigating information someone doesn't want you to have about them places you firmly in the "enemies" column.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:16 No.18049169
    >>18049143
    No, she asked us if our father was a mechanic, or something. We truthfully said no, and she didn't follow up.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:16 No.18049171
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    >>18049077
    There ya go.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:16 No.18049176
    Did planefag get banned again?
    >> Writefag 02/21/12(Tue)23:17 No.18049182
    >>18049176

    Entirely possible.
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)23:17 No.18049183
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    >>18049171
    AHHHHHHIHEARDITINHERVOICE
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:17 No.18049186
    >>18049171

    it dosent make sense, shes not japanese.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:18 No.18049191
    >>18049147
    >>18049156

    What part about "Scotch and soap pellets heal all wounds" do you guys not understand?

    It's out... Minna, Sakamoto and Shirley know definitely. Everyone else follows quickly.

    We're over it... it's three kilometers behind us at cruising speed.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)23:18 No.18049192
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    >>18049171
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:18 No.18049194
    >>18049171
    Actually, I don't have the skill for this, but if someone could take that Japan and change it to France, that'd be fantastic.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:18 No.18049198
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    >>18049171
    Great! Now lets never speak of this again!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:18 No.18049200
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    HELLO FA/TG/UYS. LOOK AT YOUR QUEST. NOW BACK TO MINE. NOW BACK TO YOUR QUEST. NOW BACK TO MINE! SADLY, YOURS ISN'T MINE. BUT IF YOU STOPPED RAGING ABOUT FURRIES AND READ SRQ YOURS COULD BE MINE. LOOK DOWN, BACK UP. WHERE ARE YOU? YOU'RE IN A CASTLE, WITH THE WITCHES YOUR MC COULD TROLL THE FUCK OUT OF. WHAT ARE YOU SITTING IN? I KNOW IT. IT'S A WHEELCHAIR, THE ROLLING COURTMARTIAL. LOOK AGAIN. YOU AREN'T WEARING ANY PANTS! ANYONE CAN BE TROLLED WHEN PLANEFAG RUNS A QUEST. I'M ON AN ALIUM.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:18 No.18049201
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    >>18049171
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:19 No.18049209
    >>18049186
    >>18049194
    Well go figure, I start typing it up and someone beats me to it. I can sloppily change it, but it'll look awful. I don't know what font that is.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:19 No.18049214
    >>18049191
    I wasn't advocating being angry with her, I'm just saying she's far far away from being a friend.
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)23:19 No.18049217
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    >>18049200
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:20 No.18049222
    >>18049191
    No. Charlotte, Minna and Sakamoto are still firmly in the doghouse. None of them have even come close to apologising yet. Let's see how things stand before we even think of skipping down Hugs and Kisses Alley.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:20 No.18049223
    >>18049191
    Maybe over it, but certainly not friendly with anyone involved.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:20 No.18049235
    >>18049130
    >If pilots don't keep the throttle up, they can't stay in the air

    true, but if you run your mixture rich you'll burn through your fuel faster than you'd like!

    pull that mixture back until your engines just want to start complaining, then nudge it back up a tad. you'll stay in the air longer
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:21 No.18049238
    >>18049171
    Don't worry, it's just a chestburster.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)23:21 No.18049239
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    Running to the end of the rack, you lean over and get an excellent look at Shirley's ass as she hovers over Eila, roughing her up.

    "God *damn,*" you mutter, appreciating the view... before you shoot them both in the ass, once. They both howl, and you lurch away, cackling madly.

    You manage to lose them amongst the workshops, keeping low to hide behind the numerous benches and crap. Still pleased with your victory, keeping your eyes on likely lanes of fire, you make a terrible mistake.

    You forget the 21 foot rule.

    You also forget Sean's areas of expertise.

    You round a workbench and find yourself looking down a long row of workbenches, with Sean crouching right in the middle, just hangin' out.

    "*HA!*" he shouts, and lunges for you faster then you would've believed. Before you can raise your gun he collides with you, and you intercept his hands desperately as you both go rolling along the floor. He comes out on top, your hands locked around his wrist. In his hand is a battered bar of soap.

    You pour your all into the struggle, stars dancing around your vision as you fight to throw him off, but Sean leans into it, letting his body weight help him. The bar of soap edges closer and closer to your chest as drops of sweat drip off your nose. Your eyes lock on each others, and it becomes a battle of contested wills, man-to-man, warrior-to-warrior. You wedge your good leg between his and prepare a last, desperate burst of energy to throw him away as the deadly soap edges ever closer-

    "-what the fuck are you doing."

    You both freeze.

    Your eyes cut sideways.

    ".... Hello, Minna."

    >NO HOMO
    >a little privacy please geez
    >ERICA SHE'S OVER HERE HELP
    >other
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:21 No.18049241
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    >>18049200
    >implying the warp could overtake Jack O'Neill.
    He's fought shit like that before, to him it would merely be another fight.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:21 No.18049245
    >>18049222

    Apologies? Are you some pantsless bitch?

    We don't want their apologies! We don't want their sympathies!

    We just want them to know something... Something they haven't been able to grasp!

    WE WEAR THE PANTS IN THIS WING!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:21 No.18049248
    >>18049200
    The only one getting trolled is the MC, by pf.

    The only choice left is to go all Sky Crawlers on this.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:21 No.18049254
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    >>18049209
    Yeah, this is the extent of my abilities in MSPaint. Woo.
    >> Will 02/21/12(Tue)23:22 No.18049259
    So, as of today, the only bro-tier witches are Erica and Miyafuji, and -maybe- Eila?

    Truly, it is a sad day when Sakamoto loses her title as chief bro.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:22 No.18049262
    >>18049239
    >ERICA SHE'S OVER HERE HELP

    SHE'S ALL YOURS TAKE THE SHOT GODDAMMIT
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:22 No.18049265
    >>18049239
    Say something intelligent.
    Like "UMMMMMM"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:22 No.18049272
    >>18049156
    Or they just think that they can help you more knowing than by waiting to find out at your leisure. In the case of something they may be able to help you deal with to avoid imminent death, they may even be right to do so.

    And my vote is to hand Shirley our gun so she can 'return the favor'. And be aware she will likely turn it on us as well. Have something handy to block/distract with, and preferably in such a way that Erica/Ian could take advantage of her and not us.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049282
    >>18049239
    CALL FOR HELP OH GOD
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049283
    >>18049239
    Close quarters combat training maam.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049284
    >>18049239
    >a little privacy please geez
    Let have it be awkward for her
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049286
    >>18049239
    "TEACHING SEAN THE BASICS OF CQC, MA'AM."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049288
    >>18049239

    "...Just goofing off."

    Games over for us, MC won't be in the mood to continue. Get up, dust off and start walking off.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049289
    >>18049239
    Party's over, boys. Time to go home.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049290
    >>18049239
    DEFCON 1 RED ALERT RED ALERT ABANDON SHIP ABANDON SHIP CRAZY IVAN
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049292
    NO HOMO
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049293
    >>18049239
    "...do you really want us to answer that question?"

    Then, when she sighs and turns her back to leave, we nail her with the soap.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049295
    >>18049239

    We're wearing someone else's uniform, fighting our wingman with a bar of soap.

    "Uh... I dropped the soap..."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049296
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    >>18049239
    We give her the same line as...yesterday? When we were wrasslin' with Chuck.

    Male bonding, I think that was it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049298
    >>18049239
    >Privacy plz
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049299
    >>18049239

    ERICA HELP
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049301
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    >>18049239
    >NO HOMO
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 02/21/12(Tue)23:23 No.18049302
    >>18049239

    >other

    Use the opportunity to hit Minna with the soap!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:24 No.18049304
    >ERICA SHE'S OVER HERE HELP
    MADAY MADAY!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:24 No.18049305
    >>18049239
    "Trying to forget the last two hours. Wanna join in?"
    >> Will 02/21/12(Tue)23:24 No.18049312
    >ERICA TAKE THE SHOT!

    You all know it's coming.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:24 No.18049319
    >>18049239
    >NO HOMO
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:24 No.18049320
    >>18049239
    "Can't you tell, I'm trying to get this dirty Mick to take a bath! The ruddy bastard got the jump on me, though."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:24 No.18049322
    >>18049262
    >>18049262
    >>18049262
    >>18049262
    ONLY KRAUT CAN KILL KRAUT
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:24 No.18049323
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    Privacy please
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:24 No.18049324
    >>18049239
    A little privacy, geez.

    Guys try to have some fun, and a woman always has to butt in and ruin the moment.

    No homo, though. We're Army Air Corps, not faggot Navy.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)23:25 No.18049331
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    >ERICA SHE'S OVER HERE HELP
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)23:25 No.18049336
    >>18049239
    I have the strangest sense of deja vu...

    >a little privacy please geez
    Make her uncomfortable!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:25 No.18049337
    >>18049239
    Dear GOD, ERICA, GET OVER HERE AND HELP!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:25 No.18049338
    >>18049239
    [x] ERICA HELP
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:26 No.18049341
    >>18049239

    Male bonding, Sir!

    A little privacy if you don't mind!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:26 No.18049342
    >>18049239
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T2luwLcfeg
    1:07-1:14

    In all seriousness,
    "You wouldn't mind washing my back would you? Sean seems to be having a hard enough time as it is."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:26 No.18049344
    >>18049239
    >NO HOMO
    "Not that there's anything wrong with that"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:26 No.18049345
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    >>18049239
    >ERICA SHE'S OVER HERE HELP
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:27 No.18049362
    >>18049239
    Erica soaping Minna should be /hilarious/.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:27 No.18049368
    >>18049239

    "holding the line, sir!"

    no mercy for the bitch's mind!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:27 No.18049371
    >>18049239
    >a little privacy please geez
    "Ahem"
    >> Starshadow 02/21/12(Tue)23:28 No.18049374
    >I'm a gnome, I don't have to explain shit!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:28 No.18049383
    >>18049239

    "Excuse me.. You're ruining the moment."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:28 No.18049384
    >>18049351
    Fuck her. She messed up big time, and now has to deal with it. If she can't fulfill her duty as CO, then someone else should replace her (it'd be about damn time).
    >> Writefag 02/21/12(Tue)23:28 No.18049394
    "Male bonding."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:28 No.18049395
    >>18049293
    This, but yell "RETRIBUTION!" when we chuck the soap at her.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:29 No.18049403
    >>18049239
    WE MUST TROLL
    >a little privacy please geez
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:29 No.18049404
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    >>18049254

    heres a small improvement.

    can we drop the subject forever now? ok, good.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:29 No.18049405
    >>18049384

    Name one who's qualified.

    Let me give you a hint... No one on the planet can do what she does. This including discipline on the ground.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)23:29 No.18049407
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    >>18049342
    hahah oh man I love TF2 underwater edition
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:30 No.18049416
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    >>18048358
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:30 No.18049417
    >>18049239
    Blowing some stress. Better this than drinking my brand new liver to death, don't you think?

    Anyway, wanna join the fun?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:30 No.18049418
    >>18049384
    By who?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:32 No.18049438
    >>18049286
    This is the only appropriate response.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:32 No.18049442
    >>18049416
    The best part is how the CO2 cylinder was wider than the chamber
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:33 No.18049448
    >>18049416
    >SPIKE

    It's... it's beautiful...
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:33 No.18049454
    >>18049239
    Stare at thighs. Then breasts. Can not homo, as hard as we try.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:33 No.18049456
    >>18049438
    Especially where everybody should know how ridiculous Sean is at CQC by now.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:34 No.18049467
    >>18049418
    Sakamoto seems reasonably qualified.

    >>18049405
    See above. I'll admit that in combat, her skills aren't easily replaceable, but on the ground she's been nothing but trouble.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:34 No.18049468
    "Ma'am, you should ask Lt. Hartmann about it."

    Then Minna turns around AND BOOM ASSHOT

    Also maybe Erica is something other than a Lieutenant but you get the idea
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:34 No.18049475
    >>18049286
    This! Also, discussing the nature of the immigration of the Irish into the USA.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:34 No.18049479
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    >>18049239
    NO HOMO, NO HOMO, NO HOMO
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:35 No.18049487
    >>18049239
    >Legs
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:35 No.18049489
    >>18049384
    This is now a joint fighter command. We are under the authority of Allied High Command now, and that means Mallory. The Air Chief Marshall. And likely to be the C-in-C of Allied Fighter Command. The man we pissed off with our antics.

    Given his history, he will have us killed, one way or another. He did to 11 Group of the RAF, what makes you think he won't do it to a fucking spam of a yankee pilot?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:35 No.18049490
    >>18049239
    "I thought I explained this yesterday..."

    That or just start making out
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:35 No.18049492
    >>18049239
    "Interpretive Dance!"

    Followed by a shit eating grin and jazz hands.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:36 No.18049500
    >>18049467
    Way to ignore the fact that Minna was the one that was arguably on our side when she and Mio were discussing shit.

    I still say we offer to let her join the fun. We used the CQC excuse last time.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:36 No.18049503
    >>18049239
    What? Everyone has to learn. Even Sean here.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:37 No.18049513
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    >>18049239
    >NO HOMO
    must... not... look... at... legs...
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:37 No.18049518
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    sorry, did you want to get horizontal with me instead?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:37 No.18049520
    as troubling as this is with Minna and Sakamoto, we really need to talk to them again, in private again.

    They obviously aren't gonna kill us, and Minna even was trying to defend us. Sakamoto was also just doing what has been drilled into her.

    Our main enemies are not Minna and Sakamoto, Its aliums and The witch training place that brainwashs these girls
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:37 No.18049521
    >>18049500
    She was definitely the one that was affected most by our guilting.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:38 No.18049525
    >>18049487
    this, why are we not staring at her legs again?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:38 No.18049526
    >>18049500
    Way to ignore that Mio was trying to dodge the subject of us being a magic user like hell until Minna just kept gnawing away at it. I don't care that she tried to defend us when she was the one who opened us up to shit in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:38 No.18049532
    >>18049239
    Utilize distraction shoot Sean.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:38 No.18049536
    >>18049467
    >Sakamoto seems reasonably qualified.
    Sakamoto is, in the words of Mallory when we overheard, "a fucking nip" and Churchill will never accept a Japanese squadron commander stationed at such a vital defense as Castle Barin.

    Mallory would have us all killed if it meant that he could put his own hand-selected squadron into this position.
    He did it at the Battle of Britain, why wouldn't he do it now?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:39 No.18049537
    >>18049500
    Bull fucking shit.

    >>18049526
    Yeah, that.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:39 No.18049538
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    >>18049518
    >that picture
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:39 No.18049541
    As fun as ANTICS are, we probably really should drag Minna aside and start pumping her for information at some point. No apologies, because fuck that. But she does know shit that it would be in our best interests to be aware of.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:39 No.18049544
    OTHER: Let's stop playing, stand up and get serious.

    We just had a major altercation with her. We need to deal with this.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:39 No.18049546
    >>18049526
    Minna was this close to forgetting about this. She said she was tired if it being "bigger than that"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:39 No.18049547
    >>18049518

    ahh not ninja turtles!

    You already got all my other childhood shows not that one too!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:40 No.18049555
    >>18049526
    They BOTH knew. And as an earlier poster suggested, Minna's the one who seemed the worst shaken-up after the guilt trip.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:40 No.18049556
    >>18049536

    it was minna who said 'fucking nip'. because was proposing to get rid of her in favor of mio too.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:40 No.18049558
    >>18049536
    What rank is Luke? He seemed competent, and was fun to antagonize.
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)23:41 No.18049566
    >>18049558
    Major.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:41 No.18049568
    >>18049541
    >>18049544
    >>18049546

    Guys? We can have this conversation over booze instead of lead if we don't make it a big deal.

    We made our point in the cellar. We don't need to make it again.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:41 No.18049572
    >>18049404
    >can we drop the subject forever now?
    You kidding me? This is going to be the threadly dose. So help me I may throw some green and purple in there.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:41 No.18049573
    >>18049546
    And then she went for a fucking gun instead of talking.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:41 No.18049574
    See, the problem with her coming on us now is that we're in the totally wrong mood for this conversation.

    We need to go somewhere else with her and speak privately. This is a serious deal, and we need to give a fuck or two about it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:42 No.18049580
    >>18049573
    GEE I FUCKING WONDER WHY.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:42 No.18049586
    >>18049546
    That doesn't matter. She still didn't tell us about it, and even went out of her way to keep it secret.

    >>18049555
    >>18049556
    Right, so they're both bitches.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:42 No.18049587
    >>18049556
    That's because Minna knew that it was a transparent bluff because Churchill would have never accepted it, and Mallory wasn't serious about it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:43 No.18049592
    >>18049580
    Because she's a massive traitorous bitch?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:43 No.18049594
    >>18049568
    But it is a big deal. It's kind of a huge deal, in fact. That doesn't keep it from being something that should be discussed with a bottle of schnapps or two at hand, however.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:43 No.18049599
    >>18049573
    After WE went for a fucking gun. Seriously. She had JUST gotten shot earlier that day, by own of her own witches. Do you really think she's going to let US draw on her after that?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:43 No.18049600
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    >>18049568
    a billion times THIS
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:43 No.18049603
    >>18049558
    Luke sent us here. To get rid of us. He's not going to take it well too we if make him come over here too.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:43 No.18049604
    >>18049573
    Because we came in with our gun out and basically threatened to shoot Mio.

    Hell, I'd go for my gun too in her place.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:43 No.18049605
    >>18049566
    Let me rephrase my question: is Luke a high enough rank to take over as CO here? I don't know shit about that stuff.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)23:44 No.18049612
    >>18049605
    Not even a little bit. Minna's the Wing Commander, which, if I recall correctly, is a half-bird at least. Luke's just a Major.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:44 No.18049616
    >438 posts
    >7 are Planefag
    >2 of those are random junk
    GENTLEMEN WE ARE APPROACHING A 100:1 RATIO
    GOOD WORK
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)23:44 No.18049619
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    >>18049605
    >major
    >co of a wing

    heuheueheuehueheueheuheueh
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:44 No.18049621
    >>18049603
    That's why it's the best plan.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:45 No.18049624
    >>18049603
    All the more reason to do it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:45 No.18049626
    >>18049605
    Well, that depends is an American Admiral high ranking enough to take over a French Army Base?

    They're entirely different chains of command.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:45 No.18049627
    >>18049605

    A squadron of witches under the command of a non-witch?

    This arrangement will lead to trouble.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:45 No.18049633
    I'd consider breaking it up and offering her a drink now that we've calmed down a bit.
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)23:45 No.18049634
    >>18049605
    >>18049612

    According to Ye Olde Wikipedia, a Major is equivalent to Squadron Leader(Sakamoto) and one below Wing Commander.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:45 No.18049637
    >>18049592
    Because we pulled a gun on her. Less than a day after one of her subordinates tried to shoot her. How much of a fool are you?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:46 No.18049642
    >>18049627
    Regular military was getting fed up with the witches' shit long before we got involved. It's probably even worse since then, so they might just be willing to resort to something like that.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:46 No.18049647
    >>18049634
    So he just needs a promotion? That's reasonably possible.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:47 No.18049654
    >>18049605
    Since when is this our choice? We're a pilot, not high command.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:47 No.18049658
    Whether or not she was justified in pulling a gun doesn't matter. What matters is that she didn't tell us about the gnome bit.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)23:48 No.18049671
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    "... NO HOMO!" you both shout in unison.

    "... uh," Minna says, staring wide-eyed at both of you.

    "TEACHING HIM THE BASICS OF CQC COMBAT MA'AM!" you state hastily.

    Sean glares at you. "Like hell you are!"

    "What, I was washing your back?" you retort sarcastically.

    "Back-stabbing!" he improvises hastily. "I drop the soap and then youaahahaha no, wait, *wait,*"

    Minna is backing away, flat palm in the air, an extremely confused look on her face. "I didn't mean... uh, carry on," she says, trying to wave away the situation with a small box in her other hand, like she didn't see shit. She turns her back on you and begins striding away.

    You and Sean meet each other's eyes in silent, mutual agreement. You roll free and Sean cocks his arm back.

    The spinning soap smacks Minna right in the ass, in deference to her recently-shot noggin. She yelps, spinning around with shock and murder on her face. You're already hiding underneath a rolling tool cabinet, but Sean has to run for his life.

    "ERICA!" you shout, trying to make your voice echo off the high ceiling so you're not caught out. "GET HER!"

    There's a few shots from nearby, and then ERICA yells in alarm.

    "Crickey, lass," somebody says, sounding mighty smug.

    There's a loud crash and clatter.

    "CRIKEY!" he shouts, not so smug this time.

    You're just beginning a prayer to the Saint of Not Getting Your Shit Kicked In when the huge tool cabinet is rolled away to reveal Minna standing over you, hands on her hips, glowering.

    >Fight?
    >Talk?
    >Flee?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:48 No.18049672
    >>18049647
    That was covered in a previous thread though. Churchill will pitch the fit of all fits at the idea of a Japanese commander of a unit just off the coast of Britain.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)23:48 No.18049674
    >>18049616
    planefag posts very slowly for a non-drawfag GM.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:48 No.18049678
    >>18049654
    It isn't, but if Minna can't handle her shit, she might be replaced (not likely, but here's hoping).
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)23:49 No.18049686
    FIGHT


    Enough waifuing and drama, let's pelt a witch with soap.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:49 No.18049689
    >>18049671
    "I think we can both agree that we needed that. Okay, boss, let's have a talk."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:49 No.18049690
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    >>18049671
    >Flee!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:49 No.18049692
    >>18049671
    "Sean did it."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:49 No.18049694
    >>18049671
    >Teach Minna the basics of CQC
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:49 No.18049696
    >>18049671
    >>FLEE.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:49 No.18049697
    >>18049658

    MC has been with the squadron for less than a week.

    She had some suspicions about our possible powers and basically only then decided that we are probably a wizard.

    She only just decided on it, you can't go about accusing people of having magical powers.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:49 No.18049699
    >>18049658
    For all we know she was going to. She only got as far as "He's not stupid" before we busted the door down with our sidearm out.

    It seems like the whole event is troubling her, so I say we should at least get off our rage train long enough to give her a chance.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:49 No.18049701
    >>18049671

    Talk

    "Hey, don't look at me, it was his idea."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049704
    >>18049671
    Hey there, Princess, finally ready to talk to me instead of going behind my back?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049713
    >>18049671
    First, stare. One should never miss the opportunity to stare.

    Then...yeah, we should probably talk. There's a lot to talk about.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049716
    flee. this situation needs more distance.

    at least i assume it does. how long were we asleep? couldnt be more then an hour or two right?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049718
    Talk
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049719
    >>18049671
    >Talk
    "There is a perfectly good reason why I shot you in the ass. Now give me a minute to think of one"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049723
    >>18049671
    Talk.

    "Alright, I give. I needed that, after everything."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049724
    >>18049671
    >talk

    Enough of this bullshit. We need answers, and a recently-non-catatonic Minna is as good a place as any to get them.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049725
    >>18049671
    I'm generally just sick of her and her shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049726
    >>18049672
    But Luke's British, isn't he?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049727
    >Talk

    "Nothing like a bit of soap-shooting to boost the spirits."

    Stand up and salute, the change from fun to formal will throw her off.

    "Where do you wanna do this, sir?"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:50 No.18049729
    >>18049671
    >leeeegs
    "Good to see you're feeling better after our little chat."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049732
    >>18049671
    Talk. Real suave like.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049733
    >>18049671
    Talk!

    Alternatively, French Kiss to diffuse the situation (or light up the powder keg).

    Why yes, I am aiming towards maximum Chaos.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049735
    >>18049671
    Talk time.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049740
    >>18049671
    "...What?"
    >> Will 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049741
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    FREEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

    >Fight, Begun the soap war has.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049742
    >>18049671

    >Talk

    "Feeling better? Eila said you were down."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049743
    >>18049671
    Fight.

    Both of us need stress release. A soap fight is probably just the thing to get rid of some of this fucking tension so that we can talk like reasonable people afterwards.
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049744
    >>18049671
    fleetalk!

    We shall finally discuss all this shit while running for our life, themed to Benny Hill.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049746
    FIGHT

    WE HAVE A GUN

    WE ARE A WIZARD

    WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK SHIT
    >> Writefag 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049748
    "IF FIGHTING IS SURE TO RESULT IN VICTORY, THEN YOU MUST FIGHT."

    >>Run.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049749
    LEFT HOOK
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049750
    >>18049674

    Sorry. Some nights I'm faster then others. Tonight, I had like 2 hours of sleep to work with so durf
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049751
    >>18049726
    American. I just misread and thought we were talking about Mio.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049752
    >>18049671
    We gotta talk her down from this. Something simple.
    "Howdy."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:51 No.18049754
    >>18049671

    "Well, I'm feeling better? How about you?"
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/21/12(Tue)23:52 No.18049756
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    >Talk

    Least suicidal option gooooo
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:52 No.18049762
    >>18049671
    YES! LET THE BUTTHURT FLOW!

    But no, seriously, she has a lot of baggage. It'd be good for her to vent a little.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:52 No.18049763
    Talk, for the love of god talk. The fucking box is probably the watch you idiots.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:52 No.18049764
    >>18049694
    Fight
    CQC
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)23:52 No.18049765
    >>18049750
    Not faulting you, just pointing it out.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:52 No.18049767
    soap fight!
    >> Major Airlift 02/21/12(Tue)23:52 No.18049768
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    >>18049750
    Sleep is for the weakkk!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:52 No.18049769
    We moped, then got better, now's a perfect time to talk.

    Empty the rest of our soap-bullets on the first target who comes across our sight however. They'll probably stop once they see us leaving.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:52 No.18049770
    >>18049671
    "UM, Hi"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:53 No.18049776
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    >>18049671
    Yes, ma'am?
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:53 No.18049777
    >>18049743
    This

    Fight, then talk.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:53 No.18049778
    >>18049729
    You mean "Good to feel you're looking better."
    MORE SLIPS

    MORE OF THEM
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:53 No.18049779
    >>18049692
    >>18049701
    >>18049729
    >>18049740
    Any of these work.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:53 No.18049783
    >Talk

    It's time to get serious.

    Kind of.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/21/12(Tue)23:53 No.18049785
    >>18049763
    I had the same thought.
    Makes me wonder how she got it, as I was under the impression we kept it with us.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:53 No.18049786
    >>18049674
    I think WITCHES has something to do with it as well.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:53 No.18049788
    >>18049671
    >LEGS and BREASTS.
    >Fight.
    >Talk.

    Because we should always spend time staring at breasts and legs. And we are in the middle of a fire-fight, so we're gonna have to shoot around Minna while we talk to her about FUCKING HELL, BITCH, YOU DREW A GUN ON US, WE ARE NOT A FUCKING PUPPY.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:54 No.18049795
    Talk! She's got our watch!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:54 No.18049798
    >>18049671
    Talk, for once.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:54 No.18049799
    >>18049671
    "It's a teamwork building and stress relieving exercise ma'am. Involving soap. We have some spare ammo if you want to join."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:54 No.18049803
    >>18049671
    If there's someone coming up from behind her conveniently, then we pull her down to safety and return fire with a grin.
    Look at her, and her legs, give an appreciate whistle, hand her the gun. Reclaim bar of soap for melee, tell her it was for morale, and offer to help her 'finish off the stragglers to restore order'.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:54 No.18049804
    >>18049671
    >Talk
    "Hit the fucking ground woman this is a free fire zone!"

    And then, drag her to the floor.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:54 No.18049805
    What exactly do you guys want to say to her? I'm not real sure what there is to talk about here.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:55 No.18049807
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    >>18049671
    talk! if we're talking, we're not getting our ass beatdownsuX0rz!

    >pic
    >perfect witch
    >PERFECT
    >lucky krillin
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:55 No.18049809
    Have Mallory suffer an unfortunate accident over the French Alps.

    Alternatively, use him as bait to draw in a Martian strike; once he has the shit bombed out of him, hit the Martians as they leave. Bonus points if you do this as a "Big Wing", then blame the fact that it takes fucking forever for that sort of enormous group to get in the air, reach altitude and get into formation before it can actually head for the target.

    Even if the fucker doesn't die, we can totally discredit him (and his supporters in the Air Ministry, assuming they don't drop him like he was a flaming bag of shit on their doorstep) and get somebody competent in his place.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:55 No.18049810
    >>18049750
    That's nothing. Someone on /fit/ was sensitive to an EC stack and he hadn't slept or pooped for 3 days even after taking nightol. Promptly told him to seek medical help before all the undigested downers got through.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:55 No.18049812
    >>18049783
    we just stared world war soap and you want to duck out and have a heart to heart with minna?
    I say hand her a pistol with some soap ammo and start running she need the stress relief as much as anyone else
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:55 No.18049819
    >>18049671
    Fight.

    We could all use a break.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/21/12(Tue)23:56 No.18049823
    >>18049671
    >Talking time

    Let's see how this conversation goes.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:56 No.18049826
    >>18049807
    You are now aware that she is the only love he got in the entirety of Dragonball Z.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:56 No.18049827
    >>18049812
    This.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:56 No.18049828
    >>18049671
    *Ahem* "I believe that is MY watch"
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:56 No.18049829
    >>18049671
    "So... Did you like the watch?"

    Talk
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:56 No.18049834
    stare at her legs and apologize!
    for... whatever
    so talk i guess
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:56 No.18049836
    >>18049671
    Admire her body for a moment, then...

    "I know you probably haven't done this with anyone before, so I'll guide you through it. Don't worry, it only hurts a little."

    Wait a half-second for her to boggle, then hand her a soap weapon.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:57 No.18049839
    >>18049823
    I don't see it going anywhere good or productive. Better to just avoid it all together.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:57 No.18049841
    >>18049671
    "Soap fighting. Nothing like a little good clean fun to ease the tension."
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:57 No.18049844
    >>18049812
    How about after? We have our little talk, then we blow off the accumulated stress.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:57 No.18049845
    >talk

    A) Box?
    B) CHANGE THE TOPIC FROM HER MURDERATING US
    C) Fallout of yesterday
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:58 No.18049849
    >>18049834
    Apologize for what?!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:58 No.18049851
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    >>18049836

    oh god thats so perfect i dont even have words
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:58 No.18049853
    >>18049836
    Please
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:58 No.18049854
    >>18049841
    >>18049836
    I like these ones.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:59 No.18049856
    >>18049841
    >clean fun

    God damn it.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:59 No.18049857
    As much fun as this has been, I wanna learn more about this magic shit.

    TALK.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/21/12(Tue)23:59 No.18049858
    >>18049836
    THIS THIS THIS THIS
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:59 No.18049862
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    >>18049826
    worth it
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:59 No.18049865
    >>18049849
    I think he meant for staring at her legs. But fuck that!
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:59 No.18049867
    >>18049845
    Wait, I change mine to this >>18049836
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:59 No.18049871
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    >>18049836
    Oh god yes. Please.
    >> Anonymous 02/21/12(Tue)23:59 No.18049872
    >>18049671
    "So you gonna tell me what's in the box or am I gonna have to wing you with more chunks of soap until you give up?"
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:00 No.18049873
    Sometimes you have to undulge your inner idiot/child.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:00 No.18049876
    >>18049836
    definitely this one
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:00 No.18049877
    >>18049871

    This
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:00 No.18049883
    >>18049836
    Actually, yeah, that's pretty in character.
    Our hormones, asshole personality, and big mouth have yet to get us killed.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/22/12(Wed)00:01 No.18049890
    >gf bought me a 5th of 151
    >getting tanked while eating her huehuehue food
    >classes canceled tomorrow
    >SWQ on in full swing

    Could this night possibly be any better?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:01 No.18049891
    >>18049836
    >>18049836
    >>18049836
    >>18049836
    >>18049836
    >>18049836
    >>18049836
    >>18049836
    >>18049836
    >>18049836
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:01 No.18049893
    >>18049239
    Let's talk it out.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:01 No.18049896
    Do you think we could convince the German witches to wear pants if we got them lederhosen?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:01 No.18049897
    >>18049883
    Not for a lack of trying.
    >> Iron Lung 02/22/12(Wed)00:01 No.18049902
    >>18049836
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII like it!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:02 No.18049905
    >>18049893
    Fuck no! We're going with this one:
    >>18049836
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:02 No.18049906
    >>18049883
    Cut us some slack man, we're working on it!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:02 No.18049908
    As funny as the soap thing is, this is gnome stuff. Let's talk about it.

    We can shoot her in the ass on the way out.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:02 No.18049914
    >>18049836
    Naw, that couldn't remind her of her DEAD BOYFRIEND at all. There's no chance of that backfiring HORRIBLY.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:02 No.18049915
    >>18049826
    Could be worse.

    Just look at Yamcha; he got totally NTR'd by Vegeta.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:02 No.18049917
    >>18049836
    Adding support to this'un
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 02/22/12(Wed)00:03 No.18049921
    >>18049890
    Forgot my vote

    [x] Talk
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:03 No.18049929
    >>18049914

    you think with your emotions too much and not your rocket pocket/ Troll Dome
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:04 No.18049930
    >>18049914

    Fuck you we can't pussyfoot around that shit forever.

    Plus I doubt they had soapgun fights, so we can claim innocence.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/22/12(Wed)00:04 No.18049931
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    >>18049836
    This, this, a hundred times this option. The hilarity that would follow.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:04 No.18049934
    >>18049929
    I believe you mean the Gnome Dome.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:04 No.18049939
    >>18049914

    who gives a fuck its a natural quip and funny as hell. she needs to toughen up, theres a war on.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:04 No.18049941
    >>18049921
    >>18049914
    >>18049908
    Boo urns! Go with the funny.

    >>18049836
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:05 No.18049945
    >>18049939

    Her boyfriend wasn't eaten by a .38 pistol. Seriously people...
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:05 No.18049950
    >>18049930
    Exactly. She needs to get over that shit. There's a war on, after all.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:06 No.18049952
    >Planefag finishes writing
    >Double checks for updates
    >FUCK THEY CHANGED IT AGAIN
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:06 No.18049957
    >>18049914
    I somehow doubt he ever said what seemed like a crude proposition only for it to turn out to be an invitation to a soapgun fight.

    Honestly, aside from being male, having a decent singing voice and having Minna lusting after his cock, I don't think MC actually has that much in common with her dead boyfriend.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:07 No.18049962
    >>18049941
    Funny's all well and good, but sometimes what's broke needs to be fixed, and if Minna wandered down to the hanger chances are she was looking for us.
    >> Will 02/22/12(Wed)00:07 No.18049965
    >>18049957
    >no MC, you are the dead boyfriend.
    >and then MC was an alium
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/22/12(Wed)00:07 No.18049968
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    >>18049671

    You wait for Minna to hurl some accusation at you, but she just keeps on glowering, waiting for you to hang yourself.

    So you do. "SEANS IDEA!" you lie hastily. "That dirty scoundrel! I warned him! I did!"

    More gunshots sound in the background as soap continues to fly. From the sound of it, there's even more players now.

    Minna remains silent.

    "Sean's the one that soaped your ass," you say hastily - then slap your hand over your face. "I mean like threw the bar of soap at you and uh, then he legged it over there," you say, pointing helpfully.

    She taps the small box in her hand against her hip, very pointedly.

    "... what'd I say?"

    She simply leans over, seizes your ankle, and drags you off.

    "HELP!" you cry. "SHE'S GOT ME!" Your shrill cries go unheeded as your friends and Witches do grim soap-battle in the hangar, the light pops of half-powder cartridges and the "WHAPS" of soap slugs hitting home underscoring the shrill, desperate tweets of your rape whistle. After being dragged over a hundred feet or so of concrete, Minna hauls you into one of the administrative offices built into the side of the main hangar. She slams the door behind her, then glares over her shoulder at you.

    She advances on you, tapping that little white box against her palm. You scuttle backwards and up the side of a desk, trying to gain any distance, vertical or horizontal, from that box. You know what comes next.

    It's got a scorpion in it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:08 No.18049975
    >>18049962
    We will talk to her after the fight.

    This way we both go into the conversation in a good mood.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:08 No.18049977
    >>18049957
    ... I don't even think he was Liberian.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:08 No.18049978
    Talk. We failed COLLECT INFORMATION last time. We still need it now.

    We especially need to know just how much trouble we're in, and how much trouble the others are going to be in for covering for us.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:08 No.18049981
    >>18049962

    again, who gives a fuck? we arent her daddy. cutting her carrots and wiping her bum arent our jobs.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:08 No.18049983
    >>18049962

    The more relaxed we can get her, the better... even for "official" work.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:08 No.18049984
    >>18049914
    Oh yes, of COURSE it will backfire horribly.
    And once again our MC will be left smacking his face into his palm in order to contain all of the "YOU *IDIOT*" self-recrimations.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:08 No.18049987
    >>18049968
    fuck
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:09 No.18049991
    >>18049968
    SHIT SHE'S GOING ALL BENE GESSERIT ON US

    THIS IS THE GOM JABBAR
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:09 No.18049994
    Oh this is going to be good.

    Some kind of magic detection. The scorpion will bite us or something, or provoke a reaction.

    HERE COMES THE PLOT!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:09 No.18049998
    >>18049968

    >Whut

    Bracing for infordump
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:09 No.18049999
    >>18049968

    This is incredibly unexpected and remarkably...

    What the...
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:09 No.18050000
    >>18049981
    That's Shirley, not Minna.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:09 No.18050003
    >>18049968
    We're gonna play Just Cause 2? NEAT.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:09 No.18050004
    >>18049968
    oh no
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:09 No.18050006
    >>18049991
    "I must not fear.
    Fear is the mind-killer.
    Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
    I will face my fear.
    I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
    And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
    Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
    Only I will remain. "
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)00:09 No.18050007
    >>18049968
    >rape whistle

    Aaaah ah ah ha ha ha ha hah
    >scorpion
    Ha ha ha...ha......what? I have no idea what that is referring to.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:09 No.18050008
    >>18049994
    It isn't a scorpion that's our FLIGHT CHRONOMETER.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:10 No.18050011
    >>18049968
    There better actually be a scorpion in that box. I've always wanted a pet scorpion.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:10 No.18050013
    >>18049991
    GODDAMN HUMANITY TESTS
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:10 No.18050017
    >>18049969
    good, then piss off you whiny cunt
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/22/12(Wed)00:10 No.18050018
    >>18049968
    You people are aware that we are merely panicking and assuming there will be a scorpion right?
    It hasn't actually been opened yet...
    >> Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)00:10 No.18050023
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    > rape whistle
    WHY DO YOU NEVER HELP!? WHY!?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:11 No.18050025
    >>18049968
    FINALLY YOU FUCKERS GIVE ME THE FUCKING MEDAL I DESERVE.

    IT BETTER BE AT LEAST A FUCKING CROSS OF SOME KIND
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/22/12(Wed)00:11 No.18050026
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    >>18049952
    >FASTER PLANEFAG FASTER
    >go faster
    >LATE SUGGESTION IS BEST SUGGESTION Y U DO DIS
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:11 No.18050027
    >>18050018

    Well.. Yep

    But rational responses are never common

    It might as well be if she's returning the watch again. Seriously woman... wear your damn jewelry.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:11 No.18050028
    It's her dick.

    In a box.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:11 No.18050030
    >>18049968
    Oh no. They're... they're going to decorate us.

    Though if they try and make a gnome patch, we might not actually accept it. They don't have near enough booze left in the base to convince us to accept that.

    ...but a discussion might not hurt.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:11 No.18050031
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    >>18049968
    ABORT ABORT ABORT
    THROUGH THE DOOR
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:11 No.18050032
    >>18049968
    Ah, this was even better than the sexual innuendo, planefag.

    Thanks for not choosing it.
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    >>18049968
    durrrr.... where'd that watch end up after she refused it? I remember talk of stalking her with it but don't remember if we actually did anything.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:11 No.18050035
    >>18049968
    I like where this is going
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:11 No.18050036
    >>18049968

    >It's got a scorpion in it.

    Ok, wat
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:11 No.18050039
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    pointed gun at ally/superiorish officer
    discharged weapon in same room as said officer
    now alone and unarmed in room with said officer
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050040
    >>18050026
    You cannot win.

    Just keep it up.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050041
    >>18050026
    Out of love, planefag. Love.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050042
    >>18050026
    We don't really care, you're shit is still hilarious.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050043
    INB4 it's our DFC.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050044
    Guys, overreaction much.

    Scorpion. Likely to be an ornament. Some sort of artifact.

    Shes coming clean.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050045
    >It's our medal for our initial ace-in-a-day action, or perhaps even one of the later exploits of gnomish derring-do.

    Calling it now.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050046
    >>18049968
    Dammit, PF, don't you dare "NEXT TIME ON SWQ".

    Not enough posts to spring that shit on us.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050048
    >>18050023
    We are yet to be raped, the rape whistle is clearly working.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050049
    >>18050026
    Ahahahaha!

    Think of it as counter-trolling.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050052
    >>18050025

    Fuck year recognition time!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050054
    >>18049968
    Dammit. Why are we always such a goddamn pussy? Always falling into the role of helpless victim as soon as we're given the opportunity instead of socially aggressing.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050055
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    >>18049968
    >It's got a scorpion in it.
    well its been fun guys
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050056
    >>18050026
    Well, you could always write the no-interactive parts of the quest, the first four posts or so, in advance.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:12 No.18050057
    >>18049968
    >It's got a scorpion in it.
    I don't get the reference?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:13 No.18050059
    >>18050026

    we demand the impossible so that you will rise above yourself.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:13 No.18050060
    >>18050026
    You just need to refresh the thread after writing it up but before posting it.
    >> Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)00:13 No.18050062
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    >>18050026
    I love you anyway, planefag.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:13 No.18050065
    >>18050057

    I think the box is still closed, MC is going full balls to the walls nuts from booze, morphine, adrenalin, endorphines and soap.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:13 No.18050070
    >>18050046
    Not enough cliff, too much hanger.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:13 No.18050071
    >>18050056
    But that's boooooring.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:13 No.18050073
    >>18049968
    >It's got a scorpion in it.
    Right over my head. I guess we'll kill it if she throws it at us or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:14 No.18050077
    >>18050055
    We just think it is because panic mode.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:14 No.18050079
    >>18049968
    No serious business today Minna, I'm not in the mood, and will abandon ship if it comes down to serious business.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:14 No.18050080
    >>18050026
    In case we all forget: Planefag, you are a gentleman and a scholar. Thank you for bringing a pimp quest.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:14 No.18050081
    >>18050046
    Should have at least another hour before that happens.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:14 No.18050084
    "How about a magic trick?" Then we soap the scorpion
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:14 No.18050086
    >>18050048
    Or maybe it's working fine. It could be a whistle that somehow summons rape.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:14 No.18050088
    >>18050046
    We usually end around 01:00
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:15 No.18050092
    MC should just stand up and walk out.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)00:15 No.18050094
    Wait, she was walking away when we waled that soap at her. She would have just given it to us later. It's probably not bad for us if she was willing to give it to us in the middle of the hangar.
    >> Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)00:15 No.18050097
    >>18050073
    Consider all the shit MC has been through in the past few days. He's fucking losing it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:15 No.18050099
    >>18050026
    It's because the later suggestions usually ARE the best suggestions, because they can represent at least a careful read of the update and then a couple minutes' thought on it. Off the cuff answers will rarely be as good.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:16 No.18050106
    >>18050094
    It's gotta be the DFC
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:16 No.18050111
    If Minna tries to give us a gift we need to give her the fifth degree about her romantic feelings for us and turn it down citing professionalism. Because AHAHAHA, PASSIVE AGRESSION.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:16 No.18050115
    only people never stung joke about scorpions.
    >arizona
    >stung 4 times
    >THE PAIN

    that said, idgi
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:17 No.18050120
    >>18050106
    But Minna is not Lucchini.
    >> Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)00:17 No.18050121
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    >>18050106
    Or a 501st patch?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:17 No.18050122
    Well hopefully he can work it in later, maybe after the box thing is done. She'll probably still be curious about what's going on.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:17 No.18050127
    >>18050111
    I support this.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:18 No.18050130
    >>18050115
    I'm from Australia and have no idea what you're talking about. Scorpions are toys for girls.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:18 No.18050141
    >>18050127

    Better... We should do a overwrought, sarcastic "Tsun" response to actually taking it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:19 No.18050148
    >>18050130
    If anything on your island stabbed you, you wouldn't be talking to us. Shit in Australia comes in two forms: incredibly lethal and human.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:19 No.18050150
    >>18050141
    That'd work too.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:19 No.18050152
    Is anyone extracting just planefag's posts from these threads and compiling them somewhere?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:19 No.18050154
    >>18050130
    You terrify me.

    And speaking of Aussies, Planefag, are you familiar with the groundpounder version of the Crazy Ivan?

    It's called the "Aussie Peelback."
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/22/12(Wed)00:20 No.18050159
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    TAKE A DEEP BREATH

    MAYBE A FEW
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:20 No.18050163
    >>18050111

    or we could turn it down out of genuine disinterest. how bout that?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:20 No.18050164
    >>18050148
    You say that like the humans aren't incredibly lethal.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/22/12(Wed)00:20 No.18050166
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    Minna lifts the lid off the small white box, and you throw yourself back with a scream of terror, hands flying in front of your face -

    "... no scorpion?" you marvel.

    Minna blinks. "What?"

    "..... nothing," you say in a very small voice.

    She holds the box out to you. You take it gingerly, tensed for an explosion. Very, very carefully lifting up the tissue paper, you find... a small, silver pistol.

    "Colt," Minna begins, "Model-"

    "Nineteen-Oh-Eight," you say. "In .380. Much preferable to .32, but you can't really find them anymore..."

    "I had one laying around," Minna says, brushing her hair back for no good reason. "You always seem to be getting into firefights, so I figured you could use a backup." She pauses. "God knows you don't like Walthers much."

    "Well," you say, "they *are* German."

    "Didn't you just buy a German watch?"

    You dig in your flight jacket's pocket and produce the battered white cardboard box, which has somehow survived your many misadventures intact. "Guilty."

    You hand it to Minna and she pockets it, not quite looking at you.

    "Well, I'd better get going," she says. "Work to be done." She turns and strides for the door...

    >"Thank you."
    >"Wait..."
    >"COVER ME!"
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:21 No.18050177
    >>18050164
    I meant innately, humans need tools to be incredibly lethal.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:21 No.18050179
    >>18050163

    Pilot.

    We rank next to crows and dragons when it comes to loot.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:21 No.18050184
    >>18050166

    "Waittt"
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)00:21 No.18050186
    >>18050166
    >"COVER ME"
    duh
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:21 No.18050189
    >>18050152
    You know, I have a week off of school right now, and I don't think anyone has started that.

    Fuck it, I'll get started on that tomorrow. Might be done by the time the next SWQ happens.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:22 No.18050191
    >>18050166
    Thank you.

    Peace offering is peace offering.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:22 No.18050192
    >>18050166
    >watch given
    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED MEN
    GOOD WORK
    And now we thank her.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:22 No.18050195
    >>18050166

    'thanks'
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:22 No.18050196
    >>18050130
    ok, if it's poisonous in australia, it kills you. arizona, not so much unless snake

    basically, been bit/stunk by ants bees wasps spiders - meh, whatever. hurts a little bit, goes a way in a little bit. scorpion sting hurts. for hours and hours afterwards
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:22 No.18050198
    >>18050166
    COVER ME
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/22/12(Wed)00:22 No.18050201
    >>18050166
    Combine all three?
    Have a quick talk, thank her, rope her into SOAP TO SOAP COMBAT
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:22 No.18050203
    >>18050166
    COVER ME!

    Fuck this drama bullshit. We're overworked, we're tired, and right now we have a half dozen witches to get a sudsy vendetta on against.

    Let's have the soap fight to end all fucking soap fights.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:22 No.18050204
    >>18050166
    She's leaving through the door back onto the battlefield?

    HOOOOO BOY. IT'S TIME TO TEST THIS BABY OUT. AND THE GUN.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:22 No.18050205
    >>18050166
    GIFTS EXCHANGED ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD FOR NOW

    And while I feel tempted to be nice and ask her to wait...

    >COVER ME
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:22 No.18050208
    >>18050166
    Assuming "cover me" is an invitation to join the soap games, then that.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050209
    >>18050049

    I... am okay with this.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050212
    >>18050166
    >brushing her hair back for no good reason
    MC still turning her cylinder over.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050213
    >>18050166
    >Thank you
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050214
    When did we get our flight jacket back?

    I thought we were still wearing the engineer's clothes, and he was in our jacket and his underwear...
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050215
    >>18050166

    Get her to talk to you about the situation,

    When you're ready to go, leave with the line about the soap bullets we had to discard earlier.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050216
    >>18050166
    >finally gave her the watch
    FUCK YEAH
    also
    >cover me
    we stared world war soap and we are going to dam well end it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050217
    Thank you.

    We sure she has our watch?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050218
    >>18050166
    [x] "Wait"
    [x] "Thank you"
    [x] "Cover me"
    IN THAT ORDER
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050220
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    >"COVER ME!"

    WE NEED YOU TO DEFEAT THE FINNISH MENACE
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050223
    >>18050166
    Thank you, boss. I will wear it with pride. So, when do you want to fuck up that alien transmitter?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050225
    >>18050166
    >"Thank you."
    Then
    >"COVER ME!"
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050226
    >Wait!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050227
    you bastards are being far too defensive about this situation.

    CONFESS OUR LOVE FOR MINNA

    then use her shocked expression to headbutt her and flee!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050228
    >>18050166
    "About that signal triangulation flight..."

    Keep it to business, people. There's work to be done here.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:23 No.18050230
    >"Thank you."
    >"Wait..."

    1 of the two, a quick thank you at least.
    Shit, she actually took the watch.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:24 No.18050231
    >>18050166
    >WAIT

    You STILL owe us some information gathering, Planefag.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:24 No.18050232
    >>18050214

    magic
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:24 No.18050236
    >>18050166
    Cover me!

    Bonding experience with Minna is necessary. No number of conversation counts for as much as fun, and that means fighting together in the soap wars.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:24 No.18050238
    >>18050166

    ALL THREE

    Thank her, chat then pull her into the soap battle!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:24 No.18050239
    >>18049836
    THIS. NOW WE DO THIS. HAND HER OURS AND DO THIS. SHE NEEDS SOME SHENANIGANS IF THIS IS HER ONLY RESPONSE TO YESTERDAY.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:24 No.18050242
    >>18050166
    COVER ME!

    The Soap Wars are still going on outside!
    We'd be remiss in our squadron duties if we let her go out there without a wingman.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:24 No.18050246
    Get her in on the soap battle. She could unwind.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:24 No.18050247
    >>18050026
    My $0.02:

    Write basic outlines based on your suggestions for what we should do before you do the quest. Fill in details of those outlines with the shit we post in-thread. Wait 10-15 minutes after you drop a post before checking our shit and finalizing your next post. And if something mind-numbingly awesome comes up just before you drop a post, but you don't notice it until after you post? Just pass off the original post as a thought the MC had or something and retcon it away in favor of the awesome.

    Also, don't be afraid to drop a post that lacks "wat do" at the end if you're gonna take more than 15-20 minutes to do the next segment between "wat do"s justice. Put up whatever you've got after five-10 minutes of writing time, we'll entertain ourselves until you can finish.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:25 No.18050251
    >>18050166

    >"Wait..."
    >"Thank you."
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:25 No.18050252
    >>18050152
    >>18050189
    1d4chan?
    >> Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)00:25 No.18050255
    I told you guys. Shooting at each other is german foreplay.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:25 No.18050256
    >>18050223
    I like this. Not too sappy, and it gets us back to work.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:26 No.18050259
    [x]Wait!

    We still need to talk. We still need INFORMATION.

    What is it that she doesn't want to tell us about gnomes? And why, after wanting to know badly enough to fire a round in her general direction, are we no longer caring about that?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:26 No.18050260
    >>18050239
    >OURS

    Our Walther, chambered with soap, I mean.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:26 No.18050263
    >>18050186
    >>18050198
    >>18050203
    >>18050205
    >>18050208
    >>18050216
    >>18050220
    >>18050236
    >>18050242
    This. Then this:
    >>18049836
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:26 No.18050265
    >>18050239
    This could actually work. I'll back it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:26 No.18050266
    >>18050166
    Note to self: pointing firearms at Minna appears to be turn on.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:26 No.18050267
    "Soap War is still on... I could use a wingman"
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:26 No.18050269
    >>18050152
    >>18050189

    I've got the first five threads finished. I could take a few hours out of tomorrow and finish the job.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:26 No.18050270
    >>18050247

    >we'll entertain ourselves until you can finish.

    yes, because if theres anything we the fans of SWQ need its less adult supervision.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:26 No.18050273
    WAIT.

    We need to talk about this shit. I mean, really. At the very least I want to learn how to use this magic stuff.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)00:27 No.18050275
    >>18050259
    Oh, we care, but we must establish battlefield superiority first.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:27 No.18050276
    >>18050166
    >Wait...
    >Thank you.
    >Now, cover me! World War Soap is going on outside!

    And after we're clear, we need to talk to her about finding that Martian transmitter and killing the fuck out of it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:27 No.18050279
    >>18050227
    fuck, that plan is useless if the box was a gift and not a death trap...

    do we have any pocketed soap rounds? we should shoot her in the rump once she's at 22 ft!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:27 No.18050280
    thank you.
    politeness costs NOTHING, can gain something, return on investment is infinite, dew et

    a less dysfunctional relationship will help MC and minna both
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:27 No.18050284
    Actually, COVER ME.

    It's a good chance to do some bonding, and I think she'd make one HELL of a teammate.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:27 No.18050287
    >>18050166
    Do all three. Then add "ITS DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE, TAKE THIS" and give her back her gun. Loaded with a clip (or is it magazine? I can never fucking remember beyond that there is a difference) of soap bullets.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:27 No.18050290
    >>18050269
    >first five threads
    >out of 31

    good luck.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:27 No.18050291
    >>18050228
    Probably good to mention this
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:27 No.18050292
    >>18050273
    This. Let's contain our autism for a moment.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:27 No.18050293
    >>18050284

    If we need to pick one, it should be this.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:29 No.18050304
    >>18050239
    I just realized something

    >we both have walthers
    >we have multiple magazines of soap rounds
    >we don't even need to hand her ours, she can just load hers with soap rounds

    Don't know why I missed that
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:29 No.18050309
    >>18050290
    Was doing it for a friend who's a fan of SW but doesn't go on 4chan. Doing the one from the SOPA day thing where everything was spoilered was a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:29 No.18050310
    Wait. We really need to talk about earlier. Sorry about pulling a gun on you and all that.

    Its just that the way the conversation was going before I entered sounded like you were gonna of me.

    It all in really bad taste with what happened with earlier too. I mean you almost died earlier and I almost died, And I haven't slept right since I got stationed here and FUCK THOSE ALIUMS!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:29 No.18050311
    >>18050166
    >"Wait..."
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:29 No.18050314
    >>18050304

    Exactly.. This should be our route.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:30 No.18050317
    Ask her about finding the signal, and then recruit her to help wrap up the soap fight buy shooting everyone else. Then we can get our good line in.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:30 No.18050318
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    >>18050292
    autistics usually do the best they can
    we do the worst we can get away with

    just sayin
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:30 No.18050320
    >wait...
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:31 No.18050328
    >>18050310
    NO. She's clearly ready to just get back to business right now. Best to just leave it alone for now.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:31 No.18050330
    >>18050273
    Yes, but first we all really need to unwind from a week of shitstorms. "Talk about magic" and "plan signal triangulation flight" can wait until we're able to give them our full attention instead of when we're crazy from a combination of stress and painkillers.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:31 No.18050332
    >>18050330

    This
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:32 No.18050339
    >>18050330
    And alcohol! Don't forget alcohol!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:32 No.18050340
    >>18050318
    Oh stfu, faggot. We can learn about that shit later.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:32 No.18050342
    >>18050310
    Not needed. She gave us a gift, and finally accepted our gift to her. What we said about having her treat us as an equal clearly sank in.

    Now is the time for some squad-based bonding through the power of firearms.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:32 No.18050346
    We could just about pull out that line from earlier now actually. And point out that after we finish off some of them, we can send them off to do something useful for the triangulation. And then get started ourselves as well on that after she gets a much-needed chance to blow off some steam and bond with us and them.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:33 No.18050348
    >>18050318
    As someone with autism, I can say one half that statement is accurate. And a lot of the time I do better than 'normal' people. Take that as you will.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:33 No.18050350
    >>18050330
    >stress, painkillers, and BOOZE
    FTFY
    Also,
    >implying that's not when we do our best work
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:33 No.18050356
    >>18050342
    >>18050346
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:34 No.18050361
    >>18050348
    haha, you're autistic! but really, no you're not, so shut the fuck up
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:34 No.18050362
    >>18050348
    How about we just pick an option that isn't stupid?
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    http://wondermark.com/800/
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:35 No.18050369
    >>18050339
    Given the amount of alcohol we've drunk, we might actually have forgotten about the alcohol.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:35 No.18050370
    >>18050362
    We have. You're just the idiot who doesn't like it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:35 No.18050372
    >>18050267
    This and something like "and I'll bet you could use the chance to unwind a bit"
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:36 No.18050380
    >>18050361
    least it wasn't self-diagnosed asperger's

    now quit proving his and >>18050318 's point
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/22/12(Wed)00:36 No.18050385
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    You watch Minna walk out the office door without saying a word.

    You look down at the little pistol she handed you.

    You are not good with words. But actions have always spoken louder, yes?

    You tear out the side-door of the office and swiftly lurch to one of the small secondary armories set up after the pair of Martian assaults. The Quartermaster is German and half the base Supply Sergeants either Italian or British, which has led to most base stockpiles being a fine, fine clusterfuck. Case in point, this one holds Sten guns, Thompson magazines... and boxes of .380. For the .380-chambered Walthers they're going to issue "any day now." In retrospect, the delay probably saved Minna's life; .380 is about twice as powerful as .32, on a good day.

    "Still a dinky-ass little bullet," you mutter, swiftly decapping two magazines worth of .380 cartridges, pouring out most of the powder, then digging them into the bar of soap riding in your jacket pocket. You convert your rounds swiftly, having had plenty of reloading practice in Soap Bullet matches at EastChurch.

    Luke put a stop to that when some enterprising ground crew shot out the canopy of a Beaufighter with converted .303 rounds. Oops. Fun Times.

    Armed and dangerous, you rack the slide and prowl through the hangar, dodging some soap on the way. You manage to catch up with Minna (whom nobody has dared target) close to the exit into Castle Barin.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:36 No.18050387
    Also, let's just be EXTRA sure that the rounds in those mags are all soap rounds.

    We don't need to have Minna accidentally shooting Erica or some shit like that.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:39 No.18050402
    >>18050387

    It's impossible to make the mistake unless you grab loaded mags. The soap bullets are loaded flush to the brass.
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    >>18050166
    All three at once.
    If not, then ask her to wait.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:39 No.18050405
    >>18050385
    This might end well, right?

    ...

    Who am I kidding, it's planefag. GLORIOUS FAILURE INCOMING!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:39 No.18050407
    >>18050361
    I'm not one of those idiots who passes of their lack of social graces as autism. I do have a legitimate diagnosis, which took years to get because my parents refused to believe my condition. I don't like to reveal it online because of exactly that sort of reaction.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:39 No.18050412
    >>18050385
    Hand her the Walther.
    ITS GO TIME
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:39 No.18050414
    >>18050385
    They used a .303 round for a soap bullet?
    What the fuck were they high on, and can we get some of that shit?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:39 No.18050415
    >>18050385
    >give us choices
    >COMPLETELY IGNORE THEM FOR SOMETHING MORE WONDERFUL
    Also, ~750 posts.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:40 No.18050417
    >>18050385
    Oooooooh boy
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/22/12(Wed)00:40 No.18050421
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    Of course char would be with the red one.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:40 No.18050423
    >>18050385
    Awwww yeah. Now what we need is for Sakamoto to sneak a peek and call in the entire base.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:40 No.18050424
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    >>18050385
    I really do love you.

    We're even managing to break in our present that has just made us that much more deadly on the battlefield of soap.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:41 No.18050434
    The only way to christen a new weapon, load with soap bullets and shoot Minna.

    Plan of action, what could go wrong?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:41 No.18050435
    >>18050385
    goddamn it planefag
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:41 No.18050441
    >>18050415

    Sometimes, I think Planefag completely ignores us... listens to the bing of 4chan X and zen's his way through the quest.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:41 No.18050443
    >>18050385
    bu sure to use:
    >>18049836
    you silly git.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:42 No.18050447
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    >>18050385
    >.303 soap bullets
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:42 No.18050448
    >>18050443

    Yes... Yes! YES!

    Tai.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:42 No.18050451
    >Everyone joins in and has fun
    >Sakamoto and Minna say our gnoming is cool
    >Covered in witches
    >Chris magically appears at the base
    >Everything is beautiful again~
    >And then the screams start
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:42 No.18050452
    >>18050385
    Hand her the gun.
    "It's go time, baby"
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:43 No.18050454
    >>18050385
    Call out to her, ask for backup. Explain that pistol marksmanship is important and that practical pistol employment is best practiced with force of force practice. Then hand her the colt. It is time for some soaping.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:43 No.18050457
    "commander, I would be honored if you would stand by my side in battle."
    >> Arcbound 02/22/12(Wed)00:43 No.18050458
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    >>18050385
    Perfect.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:43 No.18050462
    >>18050441
    I think he particularly liked >>18049836's suggestion and it's accompanying general agreement.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:44 No.18050472
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    >>18050443
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:44 No.18050476
    >>18050462

    No, that's the point.

    I think he doesn't listen to the words... Just picks up the feel. Every time someone goes "Dammit that's not what we agreed upon!" PF has spun it to even better heights.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:44 No.18050477
    Backup hell.

    That colt's our main piece from now on.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)00:45 No.18050487
    >>18050476
    Except for when he had us trip Charlotte when we only wanted to shake her arm off of us.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:45 No.18050491
    >>18050477

    We've loads of .45 back in the plane, but it would be good to carry what we can reload anywhere, and keep the .45 as a backup "problemsolver".
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:45 No.18050496
    >>18050487
    >spun it to even better heights.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:46 No.18050499
    I think planefag already has this handled, but there seems to be a lot of suggestion towards giving Minna our newly be-presented gun with soap.

    I say nay, we give her the walther we'd previously been using.

    You don't fucking give back presents - that was the issue way back when we originally bitched about her not accepting the watch.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:46 No.18050501
    >>18050487
    Eh. Trude's the one with super-strength. I don't think anything else would have gotten her to let go.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:46 No.18050504
    >>18050487

    That ended up fine.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:47 No.18050509
    >>18050476
    Not every time, though this
    >>18050487
    is certainly one where it was better
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/22/12(Wed)00:47 No.18050515
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    >>18050385

    "Minna..." you call out, the pistol pressed against the back of your thigh.

    She pauses.

    "I... I wanted to thank you."

    She nods, turning to look at you over her shoulder.

    "And I... I wanted to talk, if that's okay..." You glance at the ground bashfully, letting a very real flush rise into your cheeks. Well, she doesn't know that, does she?

    You see her expression soften, her eyes warm. Looking troubled and sweet and scared, she turns to you, eyes limpid, and your hand tightens on your new pistol, waiting for the perfect moment.

    Then she shoots you in the fucking stomach.

    "HURF," you exclaim, hunching over as the pain hits your poor belly. "Oh fuck oh shit you bishh...."

    "You do know what my special ability is, don't you?" Minna says, her eyes twinkling with amusement. In her hand she has your Walther. Oh, right. You dropped it when Sean took you down, didn't you?

    "Ego-kicking? Emasculation? Magical Neuterization?"

    "Neuterization?"

    "Fuck you, if Shakespear can make up two hundred words, so can I."

    "My ability," Minna says, "is advanced situational awareness of the battlefield, in three dimensions."

    You blink. "Damn." Situational Awareness is so vital for not getting your ass shot off that pilots budget it like a resource just as tangible as airspeed and altitude - becoming too busy to keep track of a whole fight is reason enough to disengage. Minna's ability might not be flashy, but you immediately recognize it as one of the most powerful amongst the Witches.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:47 No.18050516
    >>18050499

    We use her gift, we lend her the other gun.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:48 No.18050525
    >>18050487
    No, that was definitely one of the good times.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:48 No.18050527
    >>18050501
    They all have enhanced strength when they turn the magic on (little girls, big guns, kind obvious), but Trude is like HULK SMASH in comparison.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:48 No.18050533
    >>18050499

    Yes give her the walther and begin team bonding time.

    Should be no problem if Rommal, Patton, and other general/high ranking officers can fuck around/food duel
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:48 No.18050536
    >>18050516

    Or we dropped it...
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)00:49 No.18050542
    Oh yeah...well, time for fight scene!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:49 No.18050544
    >>18050515
    dang
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:49 No.18050545
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    >>18050448
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:49 No.18050546
    >>18050515

    Time to play!

    Then we see the ROMMELxPATTON Tag Team
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:49 No.18050548
    >>18050515
    Extend hand.

    Say "Truce?"

    If/when she takes it, we team up to bust some caps in some asses back in the hangar.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:49 No.18050554
    >>18050515
    Yell "OPEN SEASON ON THE BOSS"
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:49 No.18050556
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>18050487
    Can someone refresh my memory on this one?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:50 No.18050560
    >>18050515
    Let's get a little infodump here, while we have the chance.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:50 No.18050563
    >>18050515
    The correct response here is to start laughing.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:50 No.18050564
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    >>18050515
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:50 No.18050565
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    >>18050515
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:50 No.18050566
    >>18050515

    Ehh

    everything went better than expected

    Also see if shes up for trying to get the Finish horor
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:51 No.18050567
    >>18050515
    Looks like she's feeling better, at least.
    Now, let's see if we can mop up some of these losers.

    ....oh god, what if No.8 Commando joins in? With Paddy and Stirling?

    ...that might actually be a good exercise; Air Force vs Infantry.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:51 No.18050571
    >>18050556
    That was Trude
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:51 No.18050574
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    >>18050554
    this oh god this
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:51 No.18050576
    >>18050515
    "Well played."
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/22/12(Wed)00:51 No.18050578
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    >>18050515
    C-C-C-C-COUNTER TROLLED
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:52 No.18050586
    >>18050554

    sounds good. if shes gonna cheat, bring reinforcements.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:52 No.18050590
    >>18050554

    For extra troll, we should keep on her side.
    >> Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)00:52 No.18050592
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    >>18050515
    Of course you know this means war!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:52 No.18050598
    >>18050515
    But I thought we already knew what her ability was. We got freaked out in the dungeon about it. And besides, wouldn't she need to have her magic activated or whatever to be able to use it? We would have seen the ears and shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:53 No.18050604
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    >>18050515
    "They'll never see us coming. Together we will be UNSTOPPABLE."
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:53 No.18050607
    >>18050515
    In hindsight, this is obvious.

    We are her equal now. Which means we're ELIGIBLE TARGET FOR TROLLING.

    Honestly? Things are looking up.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:53 No.18050610
    >>18050598

    We infered that she could detect us with magic... We didn't get told what she can do. It could have simply been a smartass detector.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:53 No.18050612
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    >>18050515
    SHE'S LEARNING.

    Guys, we may be making a monster. Imagine the trolling power of a base commander.
    >> alpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/22/12(Wed)00:54 No.18050615
    >>18050546
    There were no survivors
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:54 No.18050616
    rolled 68 = 68

    >>18050598
    Sakamoto asked if she wanted to use her juju to locate us. We didn't know exactly what she meant, but we really did not wanted to be located.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:54 No.18050621
    >>18050598
    No. We knew Sakamoto's, which is "see through everything with X-ray vision".
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:54 No.18050625
    >>18050598

    She only needed it on while tracking us to the Armoury.

    Besides any time we've actually heard about her ability we've tended not to be entirely coherent or otherwise distracted.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:55 No.18050629
    >>18050612

    You don't understand at all.. We're one step closer to a row of witches, wearing pants and sunglasses.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:55 No.18050630
    >>18050598
    MC knew and it freaked him out, but now he's realized just how nasty it can be in an actual fight. Imagine having to actually dogfight against someone who has eyes on you all the time.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:55 No.18050632
    >>18050610
    >>18050616
    Ok, but we still should have seen the ears, right? I gather they don't have them on all the time.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:55 No.18050638
    >>18050632

    Powers don't necessarily need the familiar to manifest. Just for maximum power.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:56 No.18050642
    >>18050515
    I take it all back
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:56 No.18050645
    Can we shoot her yet? I mean really, just because she can assess doesn't mean we can't shoot her anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:56 No.18050646
    >>18050576

    This
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:57 No.18050647
    >>18050515
    >laid out by a cheap shot from a smalltime German witch
    we must be slipping.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:57 No.18050648
    >>18050632
    Come to think of it, has planefag ever said they gain ears and tails when they use their powers? Maybe they don't in this setting.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:57 No.18050649
    The shift from SERIOUS BUSINESS to SOAPY HIJINKS has left me bamboozled.

    I'd like to ask if we could be taught how to use our ability properly.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:57 No.18050655
    >>18050546
    >Rommel Patton Tag Power
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEFAVZrudlo
    Followed by
    >>18050615
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:57 No.18050658
    >>18050515
    I don't see us being able to work this in now:
    >>18049836
    >> Will 02/22/12(Wed)00:58 No.18050661
    Gentlemen. We have earned our equality.

    Now, let's get shipped back into our proper room. BUT FIRST, HAVE AT THEE!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:58 No.18050662
    >>18050612
    Can you imagine what it will become like, when we achieve our goal and the Witches are all Pilots?
    It'll be a never-ending rollercoaster of trolling and sexual molestation aimed at us.
    Because unless Chuck was bad enough to not get a kill or two in that big air raid, we're currently the bottom bitches on the kill tally totem pole.
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/22/12(Wed)00:58 No.18050666
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    >>18050554

    "Control this is Ghostrider, engaging counter-troll maneuvers."

    "Ghostrider that is not advisable repeat, not advisable. Target does not react well to trolling, this is not the smart course of action."

    "Control, i'm a pilot. My entire job isn't a smart course of action."

    *engage sunglasses*
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:58 No.18050667
    >>18050658
    We ALWAYS work it in.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:58 No.18050668
    >>18050649

    Let them have their fun, we've got more time than we thought. MC is getting the respect he should have had in the first place, so we're in a good position.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/22/12(Wed)00:58 No.18050670
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    >>18050515

    "But how did you know I was going to-"

    "Besides it being you?" she says. "Mr. Bounce? I can also pick up general emotions." She tilts her head a little and for a moment she looks...

    "And yours screamed 'unholy glee'," she says, her satisifed smirk occluding any contemplation on her face.

    "Thought you were still too woozy for that?"

    "Miyafuji helped with that." She purses her lips. "And some painkillers."

    "Well, with an ability like that, we could clean up this mob."

    Minna shrugs. "I saw Luuchini shielding earlier, so I suppose it's fair game."

    You nod. "Now, I know you've probably never done this with somebody before," you say seriously, "but don't you worry, I'll guide you through it. It only hurts a little..."

    Minna smiles sweetly at your little joke, and shoots you in the foot.

    "FUCK!" you howl. At least she shot the foot of your bad leg, so you can hop around on the good one while you swear a blue streak. "BITCH! FUCK!"

    "Just a little?" she says, giggling.

    "Oh god, why," you moan.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:58 No.18050671
    >>18050649
    That, and whether we are in danger of being disappeared.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:59 No.18050674
    >>18050647
    >crashed
    >choked + bashed
    >stabbed
    >shot
    >ALL THE MORPHINE
    >ALL THE BOOZE
    We're doing well, considering the circumstances
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:59 No.18050675
    >>18050658
    Nope, we've been out-trolled
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:59 No.18050677
    >>18050612
    nothing is more horrifying than a bored commander with a sense of Humor, trust me, as a victim of such an occurance.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:59 No.18050678
    >>18050662
    Chuck has a day fighter, he didn't get to fly in the night raid. So I guess he's in the bottom of the totem pole~
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/22/12(Wed)00:59 No.18050679
    >>18050670
    I like her more and more
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)00:59 No.18050681
    >>18050670
    "Coming on a bit strong, aren't we?"

    Gonna keep getting shot, totally worth it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:00 No.18050683
    >>18050670
    Thank you, just what I needed: to be shot in the area that already hurts.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:00 No.18050686
    >>18050681
    >>18050681
    >>18050681
    >>18050681
    >>18050681
    >>18050681
    >>18050681
    >>18050681
    >>18050681
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:00 No.18050687
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    >>18050649
    The twin faces of planefag
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:00 No.18050688
    >>18050670
    D'aww~
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)01:00 No.18050691
    Youu know what? End the thread here. High note.

    Interrogate witches, acquire knowledge later.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:00 No.18050692
    >>18050670
    OPEN SEASON ON THE BOSS
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:00 No.18050697
    >>18050670

    Oh yea... We got this.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:00 No.18050699
    >>18050670
    >Minna giggles
    Worth it
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:01 No.18050701
    >>18050670

    Defrosting: complete.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:01 No.18050702
    >01:00
    NEXT TIME
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:01 No.18050703
    >>18050670

    Okay, Minna's back in good form and it's FUCKING GLORIOUS.

    Job well done I think, gents.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:01 No.18050707
    >>18050681
    SUAVE HOTSHOT PILOT MODE, ENGAGE
    >> Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)01:01 No.18050710
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    We are RAPIDLY losing control of the trolling situation on this base. Something must be done, quickly!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:02 No.18050717
    >>18050702
    Since we're at 850 replies, that seems likely. He's not going to want to start a new thread just for 15-20 minutes.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)01:02 No.18050719
    >>18050710
    Fuck that! We will always be Troll King, but we WANT them to be able to hold their own.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:02 No.18050722
    >>18050710
    Trolling is intensifying to a point where we won't be able to contain it.

    But why contain it? Scool.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:02 No.18050724
    >>18050710
    >implying that wasn't our plan all along
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:02 No.18050725
    >>18050670
    Shes on a roll
    >> Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)01:03 No.18050731
    >>18050725
    I still think she gets off on shooting/being shot at.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:03 No.18050734
    >>18050681
    I like you, and I like this.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:03 No.18050736
    >>18050681
    Oh yeah.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:03 No.18050740
    >>18050731

    German, we've been over this
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:03 No.18050742
    >>18050731
    Her fiance died in foreplay.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:04 No.18050749
    >>18050670
    >Giggling
    Worth it
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:04 No.18050750
    >>18050670
    I can only assume the thawing of the ice queen that was minna is almost complete
    also keep the innuendo rolling, were going to keep getting shot but its worth it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:04 No.18050752
    >>18050681
    Planefag's going to see this after he posts again, isn't he?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:05 No.18050753
    >>18050740
    >>18050742
    You might say it left him

    aviators.jpg

    wehrmarked.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:05 No.18050758
    >>18050742

    It would be more accurate to state that she was NTR'd by the ALIUMS with their superior firepower and gunplay.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/22/12(Wed)01:05 No.18050760
    >>18050753
    That was awful.
    I approve.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)01:05 No.18050762
    >>18050753
    ...
    .........
    ow
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:05 No.18050764
    >>18050750
    >>18050752

    Our goal? Have her empty the walther... We then call open season and play cheeky bodyguard.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:05 No.18050765
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    >>18050753
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:06 No.18050770
    I think she's trying to seduce us. It's the only logical conclusion.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/22/12(Wed)01:06 No.18050778
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    >>18050722
    WARNING

    WARNING

    PANTSLESS WITCHES
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:07 No.18050783
    >>18050778
    >That pic
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:08 No.18050787
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    >>18050753
    You delightful son of a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:08 No.18050789
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    >>18050770
    Maybe a little.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:08 No.18050794
    >>18050791

    Wrong thread?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:08 No.18050796
    >>18050791

    Wrong thread, bro.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:09 No.18050798
    >>18050791
    Cross-over time?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)01:09 No.18050799
    >>18050791
    What the Christ
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:09 No.18050800
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    >>18050791
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:09 No.18050801
    >>18050791
    THIS AIN'T YO THREAD, GEAR.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/22/12(Wed)01:09 No.18050802
    >>18050791
    >WHO DO YOU PICK OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    I feel you maybe in the wrong thread
    >> Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)01:09 No.18050806
    >>18050791
    >>18050794

    Or maybe a crossover?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:09 No.18050807
    >>18050778
    We really do need to do something about their lack of pants. There's no reasonable justification for it, and it's just stupid besides. We've joked about it before, with giving them the pants and all, but we should really buckle down and do something about it now.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:09 No.18050809
    >>18050791
    DAMMIT LG GO AWAY
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/22/12(Wed)01:10 No.18050818
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    >>18050649


    You and Minna wade into the Soap Battle, and are both soon sporting a few new bruises from the stinging projectiles - they really DO hurt like fucking hell, which just adds high enough stakes to make the battle appropriately epic.

    Underneath it all, of course, the upset, the trauma, the... everything is still there. A lot has remained unsaid. Most, in fact. But the tension is broken, at least - you won't be pointing guns loaded with *real* bullets at Minna anytime soon, or her you. There's no way in hell you're both going to sit down and have a big dramatic heart-to-heart that quickly after such a heated... encounter. That shit happens in books, but not real life, unfortunately.

    But for now, at least, you'll be able to sweep the Issues under the rug long enough to do your jobs.

    As you put another round of soap into Perrine's little fanny from thirty yards, your love of the little pistol's laserlike accuracy leads to you wonder. It really is a nice gift. Even for something as simple as a peace offering, she came around damn quick, didn't she? Several hours? You wonder what triggered it.

    Didn't she say something about picking up general emo-

    "God dammit," you snarl, sinking behind some supply crates. "God dammit dammit dammit."
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/22/12(Wed)01:10 No.18050821
    >>18050791

    ..Bahahahahahahahahahaha. Suddenly cross overs, cross overs everywhere
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:10 No.18050826
    >>18050791
    ...I don't think MC is the right sort of Mahou Shounen for your quest, Gear.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:11 No.18050830
    >>18050818
    Minna you are not Meer Campbell what the fuck are you doing
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:11 No.18050831
    >>18050818

    Ah.. That makes sense now...

    She didn't even need to listen to what we were saying...
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:11 No.18050832
    >>18050818
    ...she knoooooows...
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/22/12(Wed)01:11 No.18050835
    >>18050818
    And so the penny drops for MC

    Puts the closet encounter in a rather different light.
    >> Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)01:11 No.18050838
    >>18050830
    I knew I recognized that damn outfit.

    >>18050818
    SHE'S IN OUR HEAD!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:12 No.18050839
    >>18050818

    Ah. That little outburst in the cellars.

    Akwarrrd
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:12 No.18050842
    >>18050818
    FUCKDAMN SHITCUNTS SWEAR A STREAK THROUGH THE HANGAR AND SHOOT EVERY MOTHER'S SON OR DEVIL'S DAUGHTER WHO POPS A HEAD OUT DRAWN TO YOUR POSITION.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 02/22/12(Wed)01:12 No.18050844
    >>18050791
    GOTT FUCKING DAMMIT. this is what i get for jumping quests while trying to get some work done


    >>18050818
    Get to talking to Minna and Sakabroto later.
    See what exactly gnoming is all about.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:12 No.18050846
    >>18050818
    >she heard us cry
    SON OF A DUCK.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:12 No.18050848
    >>18050818
    Yep saw that coming.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:12 No.18050849
    >>18050835

    Psychics are always difficult to relate to...

    Damn... So much for NGAF.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:12 No.18050850
    >>18050818
    GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:12 No.18050851
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    >>18050818

    That goddamn manipulative son of a bitch.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/22/12(Wed)01:13 No.18050856
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    >>18050818
    pig disgusting seed destiny
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:13 No.18050858
    >>18050818
    GOD DAMMIT

    MEN WE HAVE BEEN EXPOSED

    SET COURSE FOR THE DANGER ZONE, FULL WEP. WE MUST REGAIN DIGNITY!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:13 No.18050862
    >>18050818
    Well, she did have some glorious Freudian slips down at the dungeon, so it's only fair~
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:13 No.18050865
    >>18050681
    >>18050681
    >>18050681
    >>18050681
    >>18050681

    THIS
    >> Arcbound 02/22/12(Wed)01:13 No.18050866
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    >>18050818
    FUCK SHE KNOWS.

    We must troll her into oblivion.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)01:14 No.18050870
    Well, if you're lusting after a girl this is about the best way for her to find out short of just telling her.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:14 No.18050879
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    >>18050818
    >something about picking up general emo-
    Welp, there goes our image of the complete asshole and unflappable combat pilot.

    Maybe now we can get some fucking work done, like killing Martians, and killing the fuck out of that fucking transmitter.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:15 No.18050885
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    >>18050858
    RED ALERT! SHIELDS UP!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:15 No.18050892
    >>18050649
    So, every time we even *think* about a girl... she knows.

    Y'know, if her powers are *that* good, the only reason she's been off-kilter the whole time we've been here is because... we've been acting more or less random, like a hyper kid, and confused the snot out of her sensors.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:15 No.18050895
    >>18050870

    We've been broadcasting unparalleled amounts of want...

    I guess that's one hell of a confession.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:16 No.18050901
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    ... Oh yes, because it's a huge fucking deal for men to cry.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:16 No.18050903
    >>18050870

    You can't just have casual sex with a psychic, there in your head, feeding on your emotions, some might even suggest it to be addictive.

    This shit has Yandare BAD END written all over it. You'd do well to CRAZY IVAN away from it.
    >> Sanguinius !oDZ3/a4B/. 02/22/12(Wed)01:16 No.18050906
    >>18050879

    This. We give no fucks what she thinks she knows about us. It's about time we hit the rack and then get some shit done. We have martians to hunt, invasion plans to walk in on, and things to do. Go time.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:16 No.18050908
    >>18050856
    That's an insult to both pigs and the concept of disgust.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:16 No.18050909
    You realize, that also means that the next time we notice her using that, we can smirk and innocently start looking at her legs. Nothing to say we can't stack the odds against her learning something useful when sifting our emotions. And we'd be broadcasting unholy glee before, during, and after so she'd have limited warning.
    >> Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)01:17 No.18050914
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    >>18050903
    Did someone say yandere?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/22/12(Wed)01:17 No.18050915
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    >>18050818

    SHE KNOWS.

    It's worse then the Gnome thing. You didn't think that was possible. BUT IT IS.

    SHE KNOWS.

    You're still writhing in the grip of this horrid realization when some girl you've never seen before, wearing the standard no-pants ensemble of a Witch, runs up to you and seizes your arm. "Sir! Sir! Help!"

    "Whu... ut?" you say irritably, glancing at her.

    "You're a pilot, they'll listen to you and... you have a gun! Help!"

    "What, what is it?"

    She turns her terrified eyes to yours, and you realize she's completely and utterly serious. "Wendeline and Caldwell are about to kill each other!"

    >wut
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:17 No.18050918
    >>18050903

    >Cant have casual sex with a empath

    Watch us.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:18 No.18050922
    Guys, Minna isn't some mind reader, otherwise she would've known about Sanya.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:18 No.18050923
    >>18050915
    What who? Oh hell let's go.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/22/12(Wed)01:18 No.18050926
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    >>18050908
    WHAT DO I CALL IT
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:18 No.18050928
    >>18050915
    Wut
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)01:18 No.18050929
    >>18050915
    Uh?
    Hell of a way to introduce new characters, I guess.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:18 No.18050933
    >>18050818
    Well, she did say she wanted to "feel us out". Or at least she tried to, anyway.

    I suppose she just liked what she found, or at least respected it. Which is progress.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:19 No.18050937
    >>18050915
    Planefag, you're awesome and all, but it's been bugging me.

    Than != Then

    It pains me to see such an engaging story also engaging my rage.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:19 No.18050939
    >>18050915
    >the Tank Witches be fightin'
    SHOOT THEM WITH SOOOOOAP
    >> Arcbound 02/22/12(Wed)01:19 No.18050940
    >>18050915
    Full speed. Assess situation.
    >> Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)01:19 No.18050942
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    >>18050915
    God damn, planefag. Did you take some speed? You're churning out the posts fucking fast.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:19 No.18050944
    NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:19 No.18050945
    >>18050915
    "wut"
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:19 No.18050950
    >>18050903
    Man, you really want her to be evil, don't you?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:19 No.18050951
    >>18050915
    man what
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:19 No.18050952
    NEXT TIME ON SWQ!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:19 No.18050954
    >>18050909
    Oh, certainly. Especially, say, during a briefing in front of alllll of the other girls, who start wondering why she's blushing and stumbling over her words...

    It's trolling! It's waifuing! It makes mounds of Julienne fries, all at the same time!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:20 No.18050955
    THIS CLIFFHANGER CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:20 No.18050959
    >>18050915

    Wut indeed.

    And dammit, the witches who don't have individual pages.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:20 No.18050960
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    >>18050926
    just....just toss it in the warp.....or in lava JUST GET IT THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:20 No.18050963
    >>18050915
    The CO's with us at the moment. Good timing.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:21 No.18050970
    >>18050954
    This is so wonderfully horribly we must do it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:21 No.18050976
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>18050915
    I hope we still have our .45 loaded with real bullets too, but we should probably dick around with the soap gun first if possible.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:22 No.18050982
    >>18050954
    YES
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:22 No.18050983
    >>18050903
    >>18050914

    Crazy Ivan into that, I mean she got them legs and dat ass. Who else would we want besides shirley who we can't have because she is chucks sister?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:22 No.18050984
    >>18050915
    "Oi! Minna! Serious business, over here!"
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:22 No.18050987
    >>18050954
    I'd just like to point out, we can do that (and we should, cause it's a good idea) without actually being waifu-fags about it. She's still a fucking bitch; we've thought that from the start in equal measure with our attraction to her.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:22 No.18050988
    >>18050850

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSuvOVH0aSQ&t=1m01s
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:23 No.18050992
    You guys are so tsun for your CO
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:23 No.18050994
    >>18050915
    >wut?
    "What? And their CO isn't around to take care of it?"

    I suppose we could see what this is about.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/22/12(Wed)01:23 No.18050996
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    >>18050915

    NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES: HE SHOT THE WENDYBIRD, BUT HE DID NOT SHOOT THE DEPUTY!

    STRIKE WITCHES will resume THURSDAY at the usual time, 6:30-7:00 PM EST (-5 GMT.) WOOT WOOT
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:23 No.18050999
    >>18050983

    we could talk our way into a 3 way with eila and sanya
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:23 No.18051002
    >>18050996
    I SWEAR IT WAS IN SELF DEFENSE
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:24 No.18051006
    >>18050987

    >>18050992

    >Implying we aren't Tsun to anything legal on the island, and Big bro to anything younger
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:24 No.18051007
    Her trolling is going out of control, SHE'S IN OUR HEAD
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:24 No.18051010
    >>18050996
    FUCK YEAH! AT LEAST IT'S NOT SUNDAY!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:25 No.18051016
    >>18050996

    Planefag... You have never disappointed.

    S!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:25 No.18051018
    >>18050996
    >SWQ tomorrah

    yesssssssssssss

    PF YOU ARE A GENTLEMAN AND A SCHOLAR GOOD NIGHT
    >> Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)01:25 No.18051019
    >>18050996
    >>18050996
    > rapidfire posting as the end
    > only two days between threads
    > melted icequeen Minna

    Who are you and what have you done with Planefag!?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:25 No.18051024
    >>18050996
    It's kind of obvious when you let a thread run to 950 posts, Planefag.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:25 No.18051025
    >>18050996
    PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGG
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/22/12(Wed)01:25 No.18051029
    >>18051006
    I honestly think that's ideal. It's very Air Force.

    >>18050996
    Well done.

    NOW I CAN SLEEP
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:26 No.18051037
    >>18050996

    No tears this time!


    Ye' dastardliness be slipping!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:26 No.18051038
    >>18050996
    Okay.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:26 No.18051039
    >>18051018
    Day after tommorow.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:27 No.18051044
    >>18051007
    Face it. We've been inside her head since the moment we landed. Her SMALLTIME witch powers only JUST bring her to our level.

    Well, not quite our level. Around our ankles, perhaps. But good enough to secure provisional bro status.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/22/12(Wed)01:27 No.18051050
    >>18050996
    BUT THEN WHO DID?
    Fun threads planefag, and everything turned out better than expected.
    And now, at 6:30, this britfag is signing out...
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:27 No.18051052
    >She knows

    "General emotions" could easily be "everyone is so gleeful at the base so suddenly"
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:28 No.18051059
    Minna finally shows us her dere side? Now I know we accomplished something
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:28 No.18051066
    >>18051019
    >>18051037

    He's out of troll-energy. He needs to recharge.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:28 No.18051067
    Get this thread chived if its not already
    >> Major Airlift 02/22/12(Wed)01:28 No.18051068
    >>18051052
    ohshit

    If she's an empath did we just get her drunk on everyone being happy for once?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:28 No.18051069
    rolled 23 = 23

    >>18051039
    it is currently Wednesday where I live, and planefag operates on my timezone, therefore the quest resumes tomorrow, the fact that we will all sleep twice beforehand is irrelevant.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:28 No.18051070
    >>18051039
    the day after tomorrow it's tomorrow, right sfninit now it's already tomorrow.
    >> THIS IS WHAT YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU DO HAVE TO STAY IN SECOND PERSON. Writefag 02/22/12(Wed)01:29 No.18051072
    London England
    Two Weeks later…

    The room wasn’t smoky or dimly lit, in fact it was quite bright and well-furnished for a castle that was nominally the strategic head of the Allied efforts this side of the Atlantic. It was within this room that two men met, one British, the other American.

    “…Our next candidate.” The American spoke calmly, sliding a plain manila folder stamped with a bright red “TOP SECRET” to his counterpart. “Lt. James Nemo Anders. Twenty years old. 48th Pursuit Squadron out of Alexandria.”

    He gave his counterpart time to read through the pile of reports, debriefings and complaints before continuing. “You know that Boom-and-Zoom rocket attack squadrons have been picking up for use against Heavies? He figured that out on his first combat mission.” He took a seat across from the Brit. “Managed to knock out a heavy on his own, saved one of the Bishop sisters while he was at it.”
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:29 No.18051080
    Well done guys
    We almost broke 1k posts again
    >> Sorry, it's a short one tonight... Writefag 02/22/12(Wed)01:30 No.18051085
    The Brit chewed on his cigar, reading the report as the American announced it. “Which one?”

    “The middle one. Geneveve.”

    “And how many kills?...”

    “As of now, eight.” He flipped a few pages over. “Made ace-in-a-day two weeks ago in fight over the Egyptian coast.”

    “A lot of complaints. 512th doesn’t like him.” The stack of complaints made up the bulk of the folder.

    “Ever since the Zoom and Boom that Lightning squadron has been stealing the Witches thunder,” he explained. “No pun intended.”

    The Brit continued looking through the document. “He’s good, certainly, but what makes him special?”

    “Look at the report from his first mission again. He pulled out of a compressibility stall at under five-hundred feet. Hell, chief engineer reported that he had to clean seawater out of the intakes.” The American flipped a few more pages to that report, an angry memo to one Capt. Bristol about the subject.

    The Brit chewed at his cigar before letting a mouthful of smoke escape. “Well, then, figure out something to do with him.” He closed the file and moved it aside. “Next?”

    “Well, you’ve probably already heard about that Blackwidow crew, it was all over the papers today…”
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:30 No.18051089
    >>18051070
    Varies on where you live. It's still 10:30 on Tuesday for me.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:31 No.18051096
    >>18051068
    Yeah.
    MAKE WITCHES HAPPY, MAKE MINNA HAPPY

    Also this kind of puts a damper on the nose art trolling plan... but I have an idea. We reveal our intention to paint the most beautiful girl in the base as nose art for our plane, while BLATANTLY checking out all eligible Witches. With luck, Minna's empath powers will confuse UNHOLY GLEE with BONER.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/22/12(Wed)01:31 No.18051097
    >>18051025
    >>18051024
    >>18051019

    You know how the ocean rushes out of harbor before a tsunami comes in and wrecks your shit?

    Mmmhmm.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:31 No.18051104
    Planefag?

    If you're ever in Santa Barbara, I wanna buy you a beer. Standing offer.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:31 No.18051105
    >>18051052
    I think she finally keyed onto the whole "Dammit Minna, we did all this shit for you, and this is how you repaid me!" vibe we had going during the confrontation. That, and the first thing we did afterwards was drag ourselves into our plane and start crying over the situation.

    In other words, she realized the underlying reason to why we reacted the way we did.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:32 No.18051106
    >>18051068
    Since about sunset when Erica showed up and raised hell, possibly.

    Sure beats feeling out Sanya and MC.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:33 No.18051114
    >>18051085
    Yo do you have like a pastebin for these or anything?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:33 No.18051115
    >>18051097
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    I'm scared.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:33 No.18051116
    >>18051052

    Well.

    Then what would you say about what was going through MC's head when in the closet.

    SHE KNEW EVERYTHING.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:33 No.18051118
    >>18051072
    >THIS IS WHAT YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU DO HAVE TO STAY IN SECOND PERSON

    But you're writing in third person perspective.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:34 No.18051121
    >>18051105

    See, that's why Sakamoto was being so hard and (frankly) stupid in our confrontation.

    Minna *got* where we were coming from, while to Sakamoto, we were a crude american whipping a pistol around.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:35 No.18051129
    >>18051116

    Also explains why she didn't kick our asses... She knew we were the ones put upon.

    Didn't stop her from trying to take advantage though *wink wink*
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:35 No.18051130
    >>18051097
    You scare me constantly.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:35 No.18051136
    >>18051121
    Minna pulled a gun on us, you idiot. She clearly didn't have too good a read on us then. It may have been the head injury messing with her still.
    >> Writefag 02/22/12(Wed)01:35 No.18051137
    Oddly enough, for being on PST and thus 3hrs behind just about everyone else, I'm just about ready to go crash. Awesome threads tonight, good to see we're back to normal (Sort of), though we really do need to get on that whole "nose art trolling" thing.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:37 No.18051155
    >>18051136

    She *Tried* to pull a gun.

    After we shot, we were silent for about 2 or so minutes... till the ringing stopped.

    She had more than enough time to catch our mindset, and understand our perspective.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:37 No.18051159
    >>18051137
    >Back to normal
    Multiple witches know of our Warlock/gnome powers, we were the troll target instead of the troll, AND we made Minna happy. That is VERY far from normal
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:37 No.18051161
    Every thread is glorious.

    And I think everybody is good for waifuing Minna now.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:38 No.18051165
    >>18051161

    That's the solution... We name the plane Minna...

    ALL PROBLEMS SOLVED!
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:38 No.18051166
    >>18051137
    >back to normal
    I get that we're putting aside what happened so that we can get back to business, but that shit ain't settled yet. What they did was still wrong, and I certainly hope people don't forget about that and have MC get all lovely dovey with the people involved.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:38 No.18051168
    >>18051161
    Hey fuck you. I'm not up for Waifuing. I'll accept a proper damned romantic relationship, though.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:39 No.18051181
    >>18051161
    Fuck no. She's still a lying, traitorous bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:39 No.18051182
    >>18051168
    That's what I mean, really. Just using the term as a catch-all.

    I'm all for a proper and adult courtship between two consenting adults.

    Interspersed with crazy bits of chaos.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:40 No.18051196
    >>18051181
    Still not give up, are you?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:40 No.18051197
    >>18051155
    No one did anything after that shot except MC, and Minna's actions before it were worse than Sakamoto's.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:40 No.18051199
    >>18051136
    *ahem*

    WE. DREW. FIRST. There is nothing wrong with trying to draw on someone you honestly think is going to kill you. And in that moment, we were pissed. As in, still contained, but VERY pissed.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:40 No.18051204
    >985 posts and 151 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
    >thread 31
    holy god /tg/ loves strike witches

    also, is the english dub of season 2 still set for march?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:40 No.18051205
    >>18051168
    its not waifuing, it's frauleining
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:41 No.18051207
    >>18051168
    We're already belligerent sexual tension-ing all over each other.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:41 No.18051210
    >>18051182
    As long as the sex is missionary position, holding hands, with the lights out, I'm all for it.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:41 No.18051213
    >>18051196
    Are you still not giving up on forcing a boring, cliche romance plot here?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:42 No.18051221
    >>18051121
    Also explains why she regressed back to her near-catatonia. She thought that she had once again lost the person who liked her for good. Once she picked up that we didn't kill ourselves, and actually started being happy again, she worked up some relief and got the gift.

    And took the damn watch, finally.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:42 No.18051222
    >>18051210
    Are you willing to make compromises if we cannot find a bed or light switch?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:42 No.18051236
    >>18051199
    But it was stupid of her to do that (see MC's rant on the matter), so her mind reading powers don't seem to have helped her much there.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:42 No.18051239
    >1004 Posts

    Jesus christ
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:42 No.18051240
    >>18051222
    Name your price
    >> Starshadow 02/22/12(Wed)01:43 No.18051243
    >>18051181
    Sometimes I think people who have seen the anime are allowing it to colour their opinions of the characters too much. Remember, this is NOT Canon Strike Witches.

    Good work as usual planefag :D ALL DEM REVELATIONS. Really puts our previous encounters in a new light.

    Gentlemen, we must up our game.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:43 No.18051252
    >>18051243
    >:D

    Please disengage.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:43 No.18051254
    >>18051204
    >dub
    Jesus Christ why would you do that to yourself?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:44 No.18051255
    >>18051243
    Bitch, do you really think I'd watch that crap? Shut the fuck up.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:44 No.18051259
    >>18051210
    >not for purposes of procreation only
    YOU SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:47 No.18051290
    >>18051210
    Well, /tg/ was known as /d/'s literature sect-
    >Not for the purpose of procreation
    SLUT
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:48 No.18051300
    >>18051254
    because unless there is a serious quality difference (most of digimon) i prefer hearing things in my native language
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:50 No.18051324
    >>18051213
    Are you still not giving up on forcing a type of working relationship that many people have to fucking deal with on a daily basis, and for which the solutions are just as boring, cliched, and well-documented that HR has a fucking dossier on it?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:50 No.18051334
    >>18051210
    No. With the love/hate we keep getting from her, you know she'd be kinky as hell.
    >> Starshadow 02/22/12(Wed)01:53 No.18051367
    >>18051252
    Sometimes words alone cannot convey enough praise.

    >>18051255
    Well I haven't seen the anime either and I don't get all the hate. Chalk it up to planefag's storytelling ability.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:54 No.18051369
    >>18051324

    >HR

    I lost it, it's true though.

    Seriously, everyone, as long as MC doesn't do something completely retarded like NTRing someone, I really don't care who he goes for.

    He's sticking it in crazy anywhere he goes on base anyways.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:55 No.18051385
    I'm seeing a mutual tsundere relationship in MC's future.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:55 No.18051391
    >>18051367
    It's quite literally fanservice trash. An entire episode is dedicated to various Witches running around without panties.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:57 No.18051406
    >>18051391

    Dude? Have you seen Japan recently?

    Honestly, when I'm done with another of my LOLSODEEP animes, I might just wanna pick up cute girls doing cute things with military hardware.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:57 No.18051408
    >>18051391
    Which one?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:58 No.18051421
    >>18051408
    ALL OF THEM
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:59 No.18051430
    >>18051408
    I forget the episode number. Erica's getting honored with some big medal, loses her panties, steals someone else's. Cue every witch stealing each other's panties so they have something to wear.

    It's a reference to Hitler's hat.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)01:59 No.18051436
    >>18051408
    not the guy you responded to but season 1 episode 7 "nice and breezy"
    >> Starshadow 02/22/12(Wed)02:00 No.18051438
    Hmm. So Minna has strategic awareness combined with empathy.

    One of the standard ways of trolling mind readers is to throw up chaff by thinking dirty thoughts. But were gonna need a lot more tools than that.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:00 No.18051440
    >>18051430

    You know... I've seen an episode like this in EVERY anime?

    Just because it's lingerie, it's suddenly ovr teh rine?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:00 No.18051445
    rolled 1 = 1

    >>18051408
    BOKU NO PICO
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:01 No.18051448
    >>18051438
    Even dirtier thoughts?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:01 No.18051457
    >>18051391
    And then there was the S2 episode with the brooms....

    Let us just say that SWQ is much more respectful to the characters as a whole.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:02 No.18051459
    >>18051440
    ...You need to diversify if every anime you've watched had an episode where the girls ran around without underwear the _entire_ time.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:03 No.18051473
    >>18051457
    Do enlighten me. I think the last episode I watched was the Sanya episode. I recall that one to be surprisingly good, but not enough to save the series in my mind.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:03 No.18051478
    >>18051438
    It's all about the timing. We wait for the most opportune moment and then start reading a porno. Let's see Minna get through a briefing NOW.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:04 No.18051483
    >>18051459

    You knew what I meant.

    "X messes up, X screws Y over who screws Z over who screws A over... ...And X Gets away scott free/gets hit with the domino effect.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:05 No.18051492
    >>18051473
    They had a broomstick flying lesson.

    Cue cameltoes and "A~ah! It's rubbing down there~!"
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:06 No.18051497
    >>18051492

    ...

    If you seriously think that could disturb me, perhaps you are the one who needs to diversify.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:06 No.18051499
    >>18051483
    ...The generality of that trope is partly why I focused on the obscene fanservice aspect of SW and not the literary aspect.

    You'll find that trope in Western media as well.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:07 No.18051504
    >>18051497
    I wasn't the one saying it was disturbing. Just saying that yeah, it's pretty much pure fanservice.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:08 No.18051506
    >>18051499

    >Obcenity

    Alright, fine, I'll just go watch Saw for some wholesome non-sexual entertainment.

    Complain all you want, I think it's just a case of poorly weighted scales.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:08 No.18051513
    I think this is the most popular quest ever.

    So many people post. We get people from /a/ and even a few from /k/ in here.

    The only problem is that it causes SO MUCH AUTOSAGE.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:09 No.18051519
    >>18051506
    I'm not saying fanservice is obscene.

    I'm saying the blatant volume of it is.

    You honestly think someone on 4chan could find sexual content obscene?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:10 No.18051526
    >>18051513

    autosage is the least of the problems.

    Chrome has crashed on me when participating in SWQ.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:12 No.18051536
    >>18051519

    I'm saying that this appears to be a preference problem, not an issue of quality.

    Then again, I will say without reservation that I've never stopped watching an anime due to "quality" issues. Perhaps it's just me, but I seem to gloss over "failings" in favor of an entertaining story.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:14 No.18051554
    >>18051536
    The problem with SW is that it dumps possible interesting stories for fanservice, because sex sells.

    Using magitek to fight off an alien invasion during an alternate WWII isn't a difficult concept to make interesting stories from. Harry Turtledove managed to do it without even needing the magitek. The problem is that Gonzo didn't even really try.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:15 No.18051568
    >>18051536
    Have you even watched strike witches?

    90% of every episode is cute girls doing cute things and fanservice.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:15 No.18051572
    >>18051519
    I agree with you. I watched maybe 10 minutes of SW, and put it away because I just couldn't tolerate it. Not the obscenity, but the sheer ridiculousness of having them pantsless It just broke my immersion every time.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:16 No.18051576
    >somebody mentioned episode titles earlier
    >now I must challenge planefag to use "THAT WITCH I CAN DO" as a thread title
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:17 No.18051587
    >>18051572
    I was even Ok with them not wearing pants. I've seen worse. A lot worse, honestly; half the girls even wear the equivalent of short skirts.

    It's the constant camera angles (and that stupid sukumizu Yoshika and Sakamoto wear) that really makes it unbearable.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:21 No.18051633
    >>18051587

    I'll grant that... I'm more or less consigned to examining the other fiction simply because they couldn't pivot the camera anywhere other than the pelvis of whoever is moving across the shot.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:27 No.18051684
    Well...
    I didn't mind the fanservice shots but I remember being dissapointed by the dogfights.

    I don't even know what I expected, maybe some Evangelion-monster-of-the-week format that would force the girls to use either a new tactic or specific witch's ability.

    I got a fucking one-shotted joke every ep.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:28 No.18051692
    >>18051684
    Why coordinate an intricate battle when you can just flash pevlic shots for 5 minutes?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:30 No.18051727
    >1050 posts holy shit
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)02:59 No.18051997
    >>18051727
    Welcome to SWQ. Three boards participate. Biggest base ever, I think.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:06 No.18052069
    >>18051997
    /tg/, /a/, and who's the third?
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:08 No.18052084
    >>18052069
    These threads appear to have more than a few posters who know their shit when it comes to guns, so /k/ I guess.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)03:15 No.18052151
    >>18051997
    A smattering of /k/ommandos who appreciate SW for the firearms accuracy.
    >> Anonymous 02/22/12(Wed)04:53 No.18052917
    If the number of posters for these things gets much larger Planefag's going to either wind up making a new thread for every single post or having to start putting these up on a personal website or something.



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