>>18132754
Enjoy the moment a little longer.

Then make some breakfast

>>18132754
SOMEONE has to interrupt this precious moment, but it ain't gonna be Hayate.

I caught MSQ right as it starts? FUKKEN YES

>>18132781
inb4SHIROU'D

No POMF? This angers me. Also, what timezone is LG in?

>>18132784

We had one thread previously, brother:

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18128273

Also, time to get bike-chan! Hells yes!

>>18132795
Phillipines so about GMT+6

>>18132781
if there is interrupting to be done then it better be softness interrupt

After having servants with the twins, you get dressed and the three of you go around to say goodbye.
First you hit the hangars.

Walking in you see the mechanics as busy as usual. The aircrew of the P61 are inside the cabin doing whatever they do inside.
You call out to them, and they come out to talk.

"Hey guys." you tell them "I just wanted to say goodbye and stuff. Me and the girls are heading out."
"Oh, well that's too bad, we already had the live eels in a pail somewhere." The pilot says. He then shakes your hand "It was brief, but it was great flying with you kid."
Sean does the same saying "You take care of these girls okay?
"Of course."
The third man now comes up to you, "Hey, we've never been properly introduced before. I'm Ian. Thanks for the backup in the last fight."

Goodbyes done, you walk out of the hangar. As you do so, the pilot calls out.
"Hey, catch!"
He throws you a pair of aviator glasses, and turns to go back up into the plane.

GOODBYES BEGIN
WHO NOW OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>god my molars hurt

>>18132754
Savor their warmth just a little bit longer, then slip out and let them wake up to the smell of coffee and toast. A light breakfast.

>>18132815
>After having servants with the twins
>servants
WAT.
GODDAMMIT.

>after having BREAKFAST

why the fuck did i type SERVANTS?

>>18132815
I vote we save Perrine for last.
Let's find HMS SOFTNESS II. Maybe SOFTNESS III will be nearby, and/or MEEYAFOOGEE.

>>18132822
Maybe you thought 'serving breakfast', decide 'having breakfast' was better, and derp'd?

>>18132815
Put on the aviators. Next I suppose go towards Minna's office. We know where she'll be, and we might meet others along the way.

>>18132822
Because we totally just had some sexytime with a bunch of servants.

>>18132815
Aviator up, do a round of the area, say our goodbyes, pop to the bureau and go to our dimension of origin for our motherfucking bike!

>>18132815
Summon some gnomes dressed as the gnomes into their places in the plane.

As a goodbye gift

>>18132854
No, no. If we're going to do that, we should give the lawn gnomes to Minna. That way they can be deployed to maximum effect. Trude can let us know how it went after the vacation is over.

>>18132872
Well I prefer the personal touch so how about we do it in time stop right as we are about to leave?

Trude can fill us in on the details once she gets back but we get the satisfaction of having done it ourselves

The three of you head into the castle, aiming to go to Minna's office.

On the way there you spot some of the witches in the kitchen having breakfast.
There, Charlotte, Lynette and Lucchinni sit on one side of the table as Sakamoto and MEEYAFOOOGEE eat opposite them

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18132892
>>18132872
>>18132854
you cant summon items unrelated to butlery.
best you could do is chocolate gnomes table centerpieces

>>18132893
Go say our goodbyes, thank sakabro for the sake again.

Throw out one last flat joke for Luchinni and tell her she and the others should visit sometime

ugh, looks like we're finally getting out of meta namek where we take liberties with someone else's quest.

rolled 27 = 27

>>18132893
SET SAIL FOR SOFTNESS and SOFTNESS-2.
INITIATE NAVAL MANEUVER 'GROUP-HUG'

>>18132893
Say hi to them, that we enjoyed their company but sadly must now be leaving. With a promise to return some other day when we get the chance. Give out and accept the requisite number of hugs and continue on.

>>18132906
That works.

It actually is a gift if they can enjoy it then

>>18132918
you mad pleb?

>>18132893
Flat/Soft jokes with Zucchini and Shirley, formal goodbye for the classy Brit, thank Miyafuji for the healing, and Sakamoto for being a good sport with the whole clothes thing.

>>18132918
Christ lighten up we were having fun with an au of an au of an anime series no one besides us will ever give a fuck

>>18132934
>au of an au of an anime series
The anime series itself was an au. Does that make 4 levels of meta? Must be a record.

>>18132929
This sounds acceptable. Go for it!

>>18132893
Say our goodbyes, thank Charlitte for the bike, Sakamoto for the sake and being a good sport about her clothes, and Miyafuji for the healing. Tell them to come visit the Bureau sometime, I think Sakamoto and Charlotte would hit it off with Mike really well.

>>18132950
Not quite, the standing record is 6 levels of AU I believe

>>18132970
And Perrinne and Keima or Luchinni and Sakura.

I get the feeling we would be inviting a lot of trouble if we did but it would be worth it

You make your rounds.
First Lynette.
"Miss Lynette, I fear we must now part ways. I hope i may be able to be of service to you again."
"I will look forward to that." she replies.
"W-what Hayata?! You're leaving?! And i didn't even get to see you in that maid uniform again." Charlotte says as she gets up off her seat.
"I'm sorry to have dissapointed you," you tell her with a bow.
Before you could react she has you in a bear hug. She also drew Lynnette into the same hug.

'SIR! SYMMETRYCAL DOCKING ACHIEVED!' your imaginary firstmate reports.
'Good work lads. They shall tell of this exploit for years to come!' you tell your imaginary ship crew as they break into huzzahs

>>18133029
Sooooooftnesssss.

Our mind checks out for a bit while we are again thrust into heaven

"You take care of our girls there okay?" Charlotte tells you after she's released you.
still reeling from THE SOFTNESS, you manage to reply "It would be my pleasure."

Now, you turn your attention to Lucchinni, "Hey, next time im over let me treat you to breakfast. I'll make you the best PANCAKES you've ever had."
She does nothing but grumbled into her cup.

You walk to the other side of the table, you first approach Miyafuji.
You give her a formal Japanese bow. "Miss Miyafuji, I thank you for taking care of me when i ended up in the infirmary twice."
"Oh it's nothing." she says with a smile. "i only did what i could do."
"The next time i'm here, ill try and teach you to make that healing potion. You might find it useful." you tell her.

"I shall see you again, Hayate." Mio says.
"I look forward to that Major Sakamoto." you tell her with a bow.
"Don't spoil Erica too much." she says with a laugh. "Do it too much and she'll have you whipped good."

WHAT DO YOU ANSWER Oh MASTER BUTLERS?

rolled 73 = 73

>>18133101
>Put on aviators
>"this is me, Not giving a fuck"
>walk away

>>18133110
YES

rolled 62 = 62

>>18133101

"I fear that might be possible, Major Sakamoto. I AM a butler after all."

End with the butler smile.

>>18133101
It may be a little late there....

"we keep each other on our toes, so I don't forsee that being a problem"

>>18133110
How about no?

>>18133101
"Hmm, whips. Good idea Major, I'll bring that up with Erica."
[x] REFUGE IN AUDACITY

rolled 62 = 62

>>18133101
"She already has. My body hurts in too many places at once on some mornings."

>>18133101
Don't worry, I can dish it out just as well as I can take it.

"Hmnn... Whips.. That's a good idea, Major. I must make sure to remember that." you say as you walk away.

You find Minna's office easily enough and find her doing some paperwork.

[ ]give her belgian chocolate
[ ]give her belgian chocolate

>>18133213
I don't like either of those. Can we give her some Belgian chocolates instead?

>>18133213
Give her Belgian chocolates.

Get kraus to materialize some top quality ones

>>18133221
I dunno man. I think we should just give her some Belgian chocolates.

>>18133213
I dunno man, how about we find some chocolates, I've heard the Belgium produces really good chocolate so that ought to work.

rolled 82 = 82

Third option: Give her Belgian Chocolate

Crazy ivan her some Belgian chocolate

You materialize a box of belgian chocolates in your hand behind you.

"Ma'am, I shall be taking my leave now." you tell her as you shake her hand. "I hope i wasn't much trouble for you."

"No. Of course not. And it is indeed for the best if you spirited yourself away." She shays "Im sure the brass are already on their way here to see the man that took out multiple martian ships with a teapot."

"Here ma'am i thought you might like these," as you hand her the chocolates.
"oh, you shouldn't have. And these look so good too," she says as she peers into my box. "i hope half of these don't disappear mysteriously again." she finishes.

You walk out of her office after the twins have also bid goodbye.

WHERE NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18133273
The hangars.
Prep some chocolate gnomes wrapped in foil, like Easter bunnies. But gnomes.

>>18133273
Quick goodbye to anyone important we missed then pop to the bureau. Leave chocolate gnomes in the gnomes lockers.

Let's find Perrinne

rolled 97 = 97

I just realised that Riddick must be proud of us.

>>18133305
>inb4 Riddick Cameo
What are Riddick's powers, anyway?

>>18133309
Being Vin Diesel, it is also his curse.

rolled 98 = 98

>>18133309
Eyeshine, fearless, martial combat and strength, snraking abilities

>>18133334
His device woud be a teacup

rolled 63 = 63

>>18133340
Teacup/those blade things of his
it can change shape as well.

>>18133334
Speed as well. While he was strong he was also fast to back it up

>>18133350
No teacup normal mode able to summon his blades and refill itself with tea as needed

rolled 76 = 76

>>18133350
Between teacup and vlades I mean.
And he can use any device as if it was his own, overriding any safeties/security with willpower

>>18133301
>>18133299
>combining

You remember your offer to give Perrinne Sakamoto's clothes, so you go off to look for her.
You found her in the garden practicing with her sword.

As you approach her, you tell the girls to stay back abit. And to let you handle this on yourself.

"Miss Perrinne, as I promised the other day, here are the Major's clothes". you tell her as you take out the jacket and swimsuit out of your folio.
"No, you keep them." she tells you rather calmly, as she avoids your gaze "You might need them some other time."
"Are you feeling alright Miss Perrine?" you ask her as you take a step forward.
"I-I'm fine." she says as a blush forms on her face. "Y-you don't need to stick your nose in to everything."
"Very well, then." you answer. "I take my leave of you now, may we see each other again."
As you walk away, you don't see her eyes affixed on your back.


WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18133360
Nah that is going a but overboard

rolled 35 = 35

And his strength and speed are natural, without majik enhancing. And he's easily capable of beating santa in a one on one fight.

rolled 61 = 61

>>18133378
Turn arpund and throw clothes at her

rolled 44 = 44

>>18133378
Chocolate gnomes.
around 2 feet tall each
wearing aviators.

>>18133378
Gnome the gnomes.

>>18133378
We must of rocked her universe last night.

Leave a silver cup and a small pot of tea on a table and chair for her, leave it classy

>>18133387
"I insist. "

>>18133399

Oh ho, this is nice and classy. Do this.

>>18133378
Leave her a small pot of tea and the stuff needed, with a chair and table, tell her to have a lovely day. Have the clothes hidden under the table where she will notice it. Get some chocolate gnomes in the gnomes lockers.

>>18133387
>>18133407
>give her the clothes
The lady said we should keep them.

>>18133412
Yes and? Just because I say keep the candy doesn't mean I don't like it

>>18133412
She wants to see us wear them down the line when we go see her last night through time travel shenanigans

You take out Kraus and materialize a small table and chair, on it you place a pot of tea, the cup/saucer for it and some biscuits.
You place the clothes one the chair and call out to her.
"Your tea will be waiting for you when you need it, miss Clostermann. Goodbye."


You and the twins head down to the hangars.
There you have an idea for a farewell gift for the crew of the P61, you rope the girls into this plan.

Ursula uses victor to project a hologram of you talking to them, while you go invisible and sneak into the hangar.

Inside you quietly climb up the plane.

Inb4 give clothes and time paradox

>>18133460
Oh boy, it's time for gnomes.

>>18133466
Nah we will either get the, given back or steal them from her room before going to see her in the future

Inside the plane you quietly take Kraus out.
"hey buddy, you can do table centerpieces right?"
"OF FUCKING COURSE. WHAT DO YOU WANT AND HOW BIG DO YOU NEED IT?"
And you tell him your plan.
.................

An hour after you left, Sean enters the plane and finds a 2foot gnome sitting in each of the seats. All of them made of chocolate, and wearing chocolate aviator glasses.
Tapes to the foot of each is a note that says [2-1]
WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18133515
If there is anyone who we missed say bye to them. Then teleport home.

>>18133515
Have a good laugh as we head back home to the bureau

>>18133515
Jump home

>>18133521
This then
>>18133524
This

The three of you decide to head back to the Bureau.

Taking Kraus out you ask him, "So how exactly do we get back?"
"LET ME PATCH YOU THROUGH TO MIKE, HE'LL EXPLAIN THAT SHIT TO YOU."

"Hey Mike," you tell him as Kraus links you up "The girls and I want to get back now. WHAT DO?"

"Okay, find yourself an open spot and wait for five minutes as they tune the Stargate into your location. We'll pull you through."

The three of you head down to the beach where you first came to this world.

YOU HAVE 5 minute. WAT DO?

>>18133558
Song and Dance number with the twins, we should pop at the Bureau right as we hit the final crescendo.

rolled 41 = 41

>>18133558
5 minutes? We could repopulate a continent in that time. Get to work on the twins!

>>18133515
I think we said goodbye to everyone but Trude. Find her and tell her we're going on ahead and then dial the Stargate.

Find a nice open spit and get a picture of you and the twins before you go

rolled 49 = 49

Have servants

>small defont
Or that

Make out

>>18133571
Trude is coming back later anyway

>>18133572
>PHOTO
Call all the witches over for a group shot!

>>18133584
This and be in bunnymode

Have Kraus take a picture of Hayate and the Twins in front of te Channel.

>>18133599
>>18133584
This this this this

With the five minutes counting down, you decide that the logical action would be to make out.
You grab the twins and kiss them as youve never done before. Tongues, limbs and sexual proclivity everywhere. It was glorious.
................
Until you found yourselves on the ramp leading into the Stargate, with the technicians at the control watching you slack jawed.
You quickly release the two, and walk down the ramp as if nothing has happened.

As you step off the end of a ramp, a man in grey futuristic armor walks up to the machine.
He has an axe and a sword strapped to his back and a heavy looking pistol strapped to his thigh.
instead of a helmet he's wearing a stylized military hat with a two headed eagle on it.
"Hey kid, I like your style." he tells you with a fist bump.
"Nice hat," Erica tells him.
"Thanks, he likes your's too."
He says as he steps into the portal.

As the three of you walk out of the stargate's room, you encounter a group of females [human and otherwise] running down the hall.
As they pass by, you hear them yell out.
"MAAAAAAAX!"

>>18133646
YOU DIDN'T REFRESH
AGAIN

Congratulations on making it back to the Bureau.

WHAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18133646
YES THE EMPEROR APPROVES THIS

>>18133662
And yeah your lack of refreshing is disturbing

>>18133655
>>18133655
DERP.
Insert this part before you read that post.


-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
before you head down to the beach to teleport out, you manage to convince the witches and the p61's crew to take a picture together on the runway leading up to the castle.
You generate copies for everyone, and make sure that you give the three airmen copies of their naked tarmac gnome picture as well.

You chuckle as you see the guys trying to hide the pictures from the witches.

>>18133662
Do the rounds, see if anyone else is home and how their trips home went

>>18133646
Hat-chanxFrau OTP?
Kraus will not be happy

>>18133662
We should prepare for our mission to rescue bike-chan. Talk with Mike about it.
We're probably going to want to leave the twins in a safehouse or something while we do the whole invisibility thing.
>>18133687
<3

rolled 22 = 22

>>18133687
HEAD TO ROOM.
MAKE PLANS
See if ANYONE IS IN THE DORMS

>>18133687
Well that was a good holiday... Did we ever show the twins that photo?

>>18133662
Talk to mike about that dream, then see the doctor about continuity (We dont have to go through that part again? But for continuities sake we need to go back to lastnight), then to bike.

rolled 100 = 100

>>18133720
Erica has copies in Frau

>>18133733
Do we even remember the dream?
Our self in the SW dimension never talked about it.

>>18133747
BUT IF WE DON'T REMEMBER IT, AND OUR-SELF IN THE DREAM REMEMBERS THE BUREAU...

WHICH ONE IS THE DREAM?

rolled 57 = 57

>>18133662

I say we check on Shirou before we go to the HTCB universe.

>WHOOT WHOOT! All aboard the Railroad express!

>>18133687
Let's head to Mike's Office, tell him where we're going, and talk with him about our plan.

rolled 9 = 9

>>18133761

We need to speak with him about the sense of drifting between two bodies.

>>18133736
Well shit I guess that's canon now.

>>18133760
We already decided that course of action

>>18133754
I think we remembered it, just never mentioned it

>>18133784
But wouldn't the Doctor be a better person for that sort of thing?

>>18133784
Definetly.

I think that we have a Fem-Hayate is still running around too. We added ourselves at some point didn't we?

>>18133797
Not to my knowledge.

We did talk about taking the gender swap potion and giving the twins some... And now I need to go find some brain bleach again

rolled 47 = 47

>>18133790

Sorry, it was 3:00 A.M by the later parts of the thread where I am...

>>18133797
*Definitely
And IDK, myself.. Though I don't REMEMBER a Fem-Hayate...

I'd have to assume she would be the 'cute tomboy' kind of girl.
>WHICH TOTALLY WOULDN'T GIVE ME A BONER.

>>18133826
Damn. Normally I catch my spelling mistakes.

rolled 68 = 68

>>18133832

It's better then my 'foot in mouth' problem.

>>18133845
Nah that's when I'm speaking directly to people, like a 2-minute rule where a conversation becomes awkward.

The three of you head down to the dorms.
You deposit the twins in their room, to let them unwind a bit.
And head to your own.
There you unpack your folio.

You take out the FLYING DUTCHMAN, the military bike that was part of the chunk you threw at an enemy fighter.
The Aviator Glasses that the pilot gave you comes out next.
Then comes the bottle of Sake from Sakamoto.
You finally take out the whistle they gave you on your first day.
Having an idea, you quickly take out Jakob.
"Hey man. I have just the thing for you."
You present him with the whistle.
"Since you're the one that seems to be always manhandled by the ladies, i thought you might need this more than I do."

As you place your now empty folio on your desk, you notice something liquid dripping out.

[ ]check it out.
[ ]leave it be

rolled 4 = 4

>>18133856
>... Are you wearing a bowler right now?

>Implying this isn't half of 4chan.

>>18133869
[x]check it out
That can't be good.

>>18133826
It would give me one

>>18133869
>check it
>working genderpotion
>fem!hayate

>>18133869
Have a look.

I think it swallowed part of the bath

>>18133826
>>18133797
You indeed have added a femme hayate,
[or more accurately your reflection in the glass]
And i quote "
Your elf eyes stumble upon a fine sight of completely magnificent beauty, as you walked forward to introduce yourself to such a fine prospect bitch your harem You incidentally Discover that you were glancing into a reflective Surface"

rolled 10 = 10

>>18133869

>Check it.


>>18133885
But when would that have been...

>Fucking Mike's trolling ass.

or it sold used for full price.
>Which would explain why she yielded so easily...

>>18133893
Haha oh shit, I thought we were gonna hit on ourselves as male not female. Having a time traveling femyate is a bit interesting though

Thinking that your folio got some water in it from the time in the baths, you take it out to the showers and upend it over a sink.
Out poured a shitload of live wriggly eels.
and a small metal plaque that said, [2-2].
"I should'ave gnome." you can only chuckle to yourself.

WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18133929
Worthy foes...

Now we need to figure out how we get them back inter dimensionally, because let's be honest that's more than put them equal to us

>>18133929
Have Kraus call the cafeteria, they can make some grilled eels from this.

Make sure that the leather of the folio won't be damaged, then make our way to Mike's office.

>>18133941
Put it into our time travel diary.

>>18133929
Get some fried eels sent to the SWverse, with a note 3-2

rolled 80, 59, 94 = 233

>>18133929

Oh, so it was IAN's trolling ass.
>I see...

shower (Because I do not remember the last time we did...)

Check up on the twins, and lastly; see if they want to come with us to check on Shirou.

(Rolling for wacky shenanigans in fudgy wonka world with the twins in tow.)

>>18133945
Good idea.

We can do that just after our past self leaves and have a 3 - 2 tag

>>18133950
It would be improper for us to not of showered and bathed regularly, but it is a good idea

>>18133950
Good point about the shower.

You call down to Chef in the cafeteria informing him about the eels.
"Sure I'll send someone to pick it up."

You run back to the room to fetch a towel and have Jakob take care of the folio.

After the shower you decide to check to see if any of your friends are in the dorm.

Who do we go to first?
[ ] keima
[ ] gai
[ ] Jun
[ ] shirou

rolled 57 = 57

>>18134047

Gai.

rolled 82 = 82

>>18134047

[x] Keima

>>18134047
Anyone but [x] Shirou

>>18134057
This.

Let's make him a bit more uncertain of his sexuality

>>18134047
[x] Keima

>>18134066
Are you suggesting we show up at his door in the maid outfit?

>>18134090
Well I think that making him want to be the little girl is better but this would also be fun

rolled 41 = 41

>>18134090

As long as we lose the girls.

>>18134098
>>18134090
How about no.
Let's just see how he's been these past few days.

>[x] Keima

You pop down to Keima's room.
The door that wasnt fully closed opens as you knock.

Inside you find the window's blinds have been closed shutting out most of the light.
Keima sits infront of a wall of large monitors showing various dating games being played, he doesnt seem to notice you.
From a smaller monitor on to his left you hear a familiar song.
"hey keima" you call to catch your attention "you didnt go home?"
He finally realizes you were there. He scrambles to turn off one of the monitors.
As if nothing happened, he turns to you.
"yeah, If i went home, I wouldn't have the time to play my games because my mother would bug me to help in the cafe."
"I see. So you just stayed here for all this time?"
"Yes. How was your vacation?"

WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?


Seeing

rolled 55 = 55

>>18134136

"That was a nice tune, what song was that?"

>>18134136
"It was... okay, though I missed you" with a sly smile, then gingerly walk to him, slowly going bunnymode while closing in.

>>18134136
Fun, I met a girl that reminded me of you

See what Elsie is up to as well

rolled 14 = 14

>>18134136
"Still got one more place to go, but so far it's been nice. Met some of the Witches from Erica and Ursula's world. We might be seeing more of them in the future."

>>18134144
This, with the biggest shit eating grin we can manage

"Oh it was fun. met the witches, saw the sights. kicked some alien ass. Normal vacation-y stuff."
"where, tell me, is 'Kicking alien ass' part of a normal vacation?" he asks you
"Here, at the Bureau."
"touche."
"By the way, That was a nice song. What was it's title again?" you say with a shit eating grin.
He glares at you and answers "Fly me to the moon."
"Oh I will, just tell tell me when you want me to." you answer him with as smooth a voice as you could do.

You run out of the room before he can throw his chair at you.


[ ]gai
[ ]Shirou
[ ]Jun

>>18134219
We are best troll.

Go see our good buddy and wingman [X] Gai

rolled 55 = 55

>>18134219
[x] Gai

Our best bud and wingman.

>>18134219
See Gai. Also, how much break do we have left? We still need to rescue Bike-chan

>>18134219
You know, I get the feeling that LG enjoys trolling Keima as much as the rest of us

>>18134267
Day or so

>[x]gai

You knock on Gai's room. No one answers
You knock again and wait. still no answer.

From down the hall, Kenji is headed to the showers.
he is wearing nothing except for a towel he has draped over a shoulder.

"AN INTRUDER!" he yells and points at you.
"Dude, i'm not an intruder." you answer. "It's me Susan."
"A FEMALE INTRUDER!" he attempts to punch you, but of course fails.
As you avoid his poorly aimed strikes you try and explain.
"hey." dodge
"man, Don't" duck
"you remember me?" sidestep
"I'm the butler guy." back away

"wait. let me get a closer look." he leans in uncomfortable close.
"Oh hey! IT IS YOU!" hey says "How was your vacation man? Thwart any Feminazi plans from venus?"

[ ]i fought aliens
[ ]i flew with witches


>why are my hands numb?

>>18134275
I fought aliens.

Not sure about the feminazi part

rolled 38 = 38

>>18134275

[x] I'm telling you, aliems, man.

>>18134275
Tell him about the gnomes. He will like that part

rolled 87 = 87

>>18134275
"Fought off a bunch of Martians, met a P-61 night fighter aircrew.
"Still gotta go home and pick up my bike, though."

>>18134275
LG: How much break do we have left? We still have a task unfinished.

>>18134336
Last day.

>>18134280
>>18134270
"I fought Aliums man." you tell him.
" did they have breasts?" he asks you vehemently
"I.. don't think so...?" you answer.
"Oh. im SURE they had breasts." he takes a deep breath.
"BREASTS ARE FUCKING MIND CONTROL NODES MAN, YOU KNOW HOW MENTCANT RESIST LOOKING AT BIG TITTIES? WELL THATS THE MIND CONTROL VAGINAJEDI MINDTRICKS!!! THE ONES WITH SMALLER BREASTS ARE BUILT FOR SPEED AND STEALTH! NEVER TRUST ANYTHING WITH BREASTS."

"How about manboobs?" you ask him.
"EVEN WORSE! MANBOOBS MEANS A NORMAL MAN BEING SLOWLY TURNED INTO FEMINAZILIEN MINDCONTROL UNIT!"

"FIRST HE GETS MANBOOBS, THEN ALL HIS BODY MASS SHIFTS TO HIS ASS ANG THIGHS. THEN HIS FACE CHANGES. NEXT THING YOU KNOW GEORGE FROM DOWN THE STREET IS NOW LINDA WITH THE HUGE BOOBS. FUCKING EVERYWHERE MAN."


"I see... anyway. You seen Gai?"
"Nope. I think he's still on vacation." he answers before he walks away.

a moment later you hear him yell from the showers "AAAAAAAAAAH! FEMINAZI ALIEN ANAL PROBE BIO-DILDOS!!"

Seems he's found the eels.

[ ]shirou
[ ]Jun

>>18134336
2 days, counting this one.

Jun

rolled 41 = 41

>>18134382
Jun and Shinku.
We'll save Shirou for last.

I wonder if Nanoha and Sakura are around.
If we see 'em we might as well ask 'em for a trip, I guess?

>>18134418
Decent plan but I think they went to their respective homes for the break

>>18134382

Once we perfect the transgender potion, we are so feeding it to this guy first.

rolled 26 = 26

>>18134418
>If we see 'em we might as well ask 'em for a trip, I guess?
God-fucking-dammit, do you WANT us to get thrown out of the Bureau for causing an Exterminatus-class Event?
Did you not fucking see how Nanoha was taking our life story?

rolled 7 = 7

>>18134470
We could tell him that it's a new type of stealth potion we thought he might be interested in.
To infiltrate the feminist ranks, and all.

rolled 76 = 76

I wonder if we can set Shinku and Kraus up on a date this week.

That should be interesting.

>>18134472
Oh, I saw.

>>18134407
>>18134396
>jun

You head to Jun's room.
YOu knock at the door and shinku answers it.
"Hey man," you greet him. "YOu stayed here for vacation?"
"nah, I went home to visit my sister for a day. Had to run back here when Suiseiseki was getting too out of control."
"Suisuisuie-what?" you ask, perplexed
"Suiseiseki. My sister." Shinku answers.
"Why can't her named be as simple as yours?"
"Only father knows."

She looks at the clock on the desk.
"Seems like it's time for tea. Jun, make me and our guest some tea," she orders her medium
"okay." he answers as he stands up
"Hey Jun, just sit down." you stop him. "allow me to serve tea."

***ROLL FOR TEA-TIME***
You must beat an 86 to impress SHINKU

>brb soaking my hands in warm water.
>pins&needles/numbness getting worse

rolled 25 = 25

>>18134497

Butler being awesome

rolled 79 = 79

>>18134497
>beat 86
Watch as we fumble nat1s

rolled 92 = 92

>>18134507

Or pretty much fail

Time to stop rolling.

>>18134516
Thank God

>>18134470
and get this?

I approve

>>18134529

>>18134516
Now I'mma let you finish but this is the best tea of all time

Looks like we've learned when to stop rolling

>>18134581
This isnt HLQ when we get a winner we leave it

Rollin

>>18134516
And serve her tea you did.
You and Kraus whip up the best goddamn Darjeeling you can., and serve it to her with Kun-Kun shaped vanilla cookies.
She tries to maintain her composure as she sees the cookies, but you see her delight as she picks one up.

She sips the tea, and looks genuinely amazed.
"I-it's... It's good. Very good infact."
she drains the cup easily. "another please, as she holds it out to you."
You pour her some more.
"LIKE THAT? YOU PORCELAIN TART? I TOLD YOU I'D SERVE YOU SOME GREAT TEA."
"It seems i was wrong in underestimating you Kraus." she answers, "you do indeed serve great tea."
"FUCKING TRUTH."
"Now if only we could do something about that vulgar mouth of yours."
"WHAT WAS THAT YOU FUCKING CLOCKWORK FETISH TOY?!"
"How rude. I'll have you know that father did not build me with such banal thoughts in mind."
"WELL FUCK YOU AND YOU LITTLE CERAMIC TITS. I DONT GIVE A FUCK."


You decide it best to leave the two on thier own for now.
You pull Jun out the door with you and head down to Shirou's.

>>18134666
Actually, on the way there, let's ask Jun what his Device is.

>>18134666
Oh god we will come back to them hate fucking

>>18134707

I see no problem with this.

I'm wondering if we can survive our home dimension without kraus if we're bringing the girls.

>also Kun-kun biscuits

HRRRNNNGGGGHH

>>18134707
Does Kraus have a humanoid form?

>>18134711
As long as we take a rapier we should be fine, we can almost beat two mikes with it I think

I really want to see Nanoha take out the Yakuza.
I bet Sakura has a card trick to prevent our bosses from finding out.

>>18134711
>I'm wondering if we can survive our home dimension without kraus if we're bringing the girls.
It should be fine if Hayate cross-dresses well.
The Yakuza are looking for a guy, after all, not 2 German tourists being shown the town by their Japanese-German friend.

Also I'm pretty sure we take kraus with us we just cant use really showy magic

The two of you arrive at shirou's room.
the door seems normal enough, you think to yourself as you knock.

You hear your knocks echo off somewhere in side.

A few minutes later, and Shirou opens the door for you.
He's wearing aminers helmet, complete with light and carries a fudge stained pick in his hands.

"Hey guys! what brings you here?" he asks almost too enthusiastically.
"Not much, just checking up on you." you answer "How you been man?"

Instead of answering he ushers you inside.
You find yourselves in a huge cavern of fudge.
A large simple chandelier full candles hang's form the middle of the roof from a heavy chain.
In a few places in the walls, torches ablaze with light are held in brackets.

He shows you a large table carved from fudge.
On it are a myriad of charts and maps.
"I think I'll be abel to reach it," he goes off into an unsolicited lecture. "In a few more hundred meters ill will reach taht river i keep hearing through the walls."

"what river?" you ask him
"THAT RIVER!" he presses his hear to the nearest wall. "can't you hear it? It gurgles through the rock. I think I also hear some music."
"Hey." he turns to the two of you. "wanna help ne dig?"

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLER?
[ ]DIG
[ ]RUN
[ ]OTHER
>>18134679
Shinku is technically his device.
They were scouted as a pair by the bureau

>>18134736
We don't really want to walk that path.
Nanoha would still exterminatus the planet.

I just thought of something, we obviously found a way around Kraus's time travel issues before jumping back to the witches holiday otherwise we would of had problems with him then.

And knowing Kraus he would not keep that sort of mental pain quiet

>>18134735
>>18134738
>>18134752

Maybe we can leave Kraus behind for the remainder. Give him a little holiday as well.

We can bring our folio and store a rapier in there as well as our magical tumbler filled with potions.

>>18134772
Don't we need him to get back?

>>18134767
"Too much Minecraft Master."

>>18134767
I was hoping it would be his glasses

>>18134772
But we need kraus to contact the bureau for return

>>18134780
The twins have thier own devices to call the bureau with.
the bureau need only lock onto your mental signature.

rolled 1 = 1

>>18134767

[x] Dig

Against our self preservation instincts, with shirou's luck he'll dig right INTO the river.

Once that happens we'll need to be around to rescue his ass. Once that happens, timestop and grab Jun and Shirou and LEG IT.

>>18134767
>[x]OTHER
"Sorry shirou but there are some ladies that require my service elsewhere."

>>18134802

>Digging into the River
>NAT 1

Whelp

[x]RUN
also sabotage his tunnel to delay him.
We can't rescue him if all we have in the dorm is the hikikomori trio of Keima, jun and Kenji

>>18134767
[x] Other

"So Shirou, what about your Device? Don't tell me you've been completely ignoring them all this time."

>>18134802
Have a nice death.

If (when) we get into an awkward moment with fem keima we need to play this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lCNzxXj4ig

>>18134802
You dig.

Shirou takes you to the end of the half excavated tunnel. It seems to be a kilometer away from the entrance. he picks up a lantern amd directs you and Jun where to start.

A few minutes pass, you've gained a meter.
Another few two minutes.

And then you hear it.
a low rumbling sound, like distant thunder...
Suddenly Shirou shouts, CAAAAAAAAVE -IIIIIIIIN!
and there was darkness.

>>18134883
Well fuck. There goes our chance at getting our bike back.

>>18134883
I made an amulet today.
It was made of Fudge.
It was made of bone.
It menaces with spikes of teeth.
It depicted a man. It depicted a man.
The man was striking down the man.

>>18134883
GODDAMMIT SHIROU

>>18134883

>>18134902
I made an amulet today.
It was made of Fudge
It menaced with spikes of bone.
IT depicted a man. It depicted a man.
The man was eating the man..

>>18134914
Why?
Because of this fucker right here >>18134802

we try that again

unexpected water + spelunking = bad

>>18134902

>>18134915
I made an amulet today.
It was made of Fudge
It was made of Skin
It menaced with spikes of teeth.
IT depicted a man.
The man was me.

>>18134935
OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD

...so, where's the
>[x] reload
?

rolled 59 = 59

>>18134951

[x] DIG

That cave-in scenario would actually have been fun to work through.

[x] RELOAD
-------------------

CHOOSE AGAIN
[ ] DIG
[ ] RUN
[ ] OTHER

>>18134976
>>18134814

>>18134976
[X] other : ask him about his device, and why he didn't go home

>>18134976
[x] Other

"So Shirou, what about your Device? Don't tell me you've been completely ignoring them all this time."

rolled 38 = 38

>>18134976

[x] RUN

>[x]OTHER


Not liking the mad look in his eye, you decide to distract him.
"hey shirou. What's up with Excalibur? what can he do?"
his look switches from FUDGE-FEIND to BLADEEABOO

"Excalibur? oh. HES A SWORD. I LIKE SWORDS. DO YOU LIKE SWORDS?"
"Yes. I. Like. Swords." you tell hims slowly.
"But you knwo who likes swords better?"
"WHO?!" he asks.
"Mike. His office is FULL OF THEM"
"OOOH I WANNA SEE!!!!!!"
"Well then, get out of this dark cave and go down to AdMin. His office is on the 153rd floor."
"SWOOOOOOOOOOOOORDS!" he runs out of the room.


"What... what was that?" jun asks you.
"Shirou needed the fresh air."
You take a pick and hammer away at one of the roof supports. IT gives way and collapses the tunnel shirou was talking about.
"that should keep him safe for now."
YOu mentally contact mike.
"Mike! heads-up! Shirou's coming your way."
"Thanks for the warning. I'll lock down the whole floor."

The two of you go back to Jun's room.
you hear it before eve knocking
"WELL HOW YOU LIKE MY TEA NOW?!"
"More, pour some more. Give me your milk!"
You pull Jun away from the door.
"yeaaaaaah... we should give them some more time to themselves. Maybe till tonight." you say.
He agrees, and he excuses himself to head down to the library.


WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
[ ]PX
[ ]TWINS
[ ]OTHER

>>18135120

>"WELL HOW YOU LIKE MY TEA NOW?!"
>"More, pour some more. Give me your milk!"

[x] PX

>>18135120
[x] TWINS
We need to go dress shopping. We need to get them clothing that will let them fit in back in our world.
Sure, they could just use Disguise Mode, but where's the fun in that?

Besides, we've got to watch our budget, and going to the PX could mean blowing it all on stuff.

>>18135120
PX
Let's check in on Recette and see if she has anything interesting for sale

>>18135166
Like an umbrella sword.

>>18135170
Umbrella sword must be rapier

>>18135170
Well I thought more something useful outside of going home to shank yakuza with but that works.

We could look like Mary poppins when we head home in a maid outfit complete with umbrella

goddamn. cant barely type anymore.
Guys, im gonan head to bed.
Ill continue this thread if it hasent 404'd by 2100 tomorrow.

if not, ill just start a new one.

sorry to leave you hanging. But numb fingers are weird to use.

>>18135211

Oh gear.

Go rest, mate. Health first, after all.

>>18135211
Night LG, hope You feel better in the morning

>>18135120
>[x]PX
We need to get a pocket watch to replace the one that we took from Jacob...

>>18132754
>Scrolling through /tg/
>See OP

Maybe at some point the three ones from Magic Knight Rayearth?

Only, what, 6 hours?

>>18136578
A bit more. His first post of the evening usually comes closer to 21:30. I think he takes a bit of time getting a few things types and folders prepared beforehand.

>>18136585

It's more likely hes sleeping.

He runs this like, continuously.

>>18136683
He runs it while he's at work. He's in a Philippines time zone. He starts up the quest each day when he's settled in at his job in the morning.

>>18136700
And when he gets home from work.
He's quite a magnificent bastard.

>>18135211

I'm not a doctor but you should check this article http://www.ehow.com/facts_5879099_fingers-going-numb_.html
to make sure that you don't suffers any of those awful disease.

Otherwise it could be lack of vitamines (B12).

Betting lack of B12 with that onigiri diet

>>18137236
Good bet. There are some cheap supplements for that too - a lot cheaper than changing his diet. A good multivitamin would probably do wonders for his health.

>>18137251
/tg/ - nutrition and animu quests

>>18136985
>>18136700
>>18136683


Thank you LG for dedicating yourself to this so furiously but please don't exhaust yourself to death.

rolled 26 = 26

>>18138482
This.

Besides, you can read Planefag's SWQ tonight, have fun and NOT be the DM for a change.

We love these threads and all, but you know the saying:
>Too much of a good thing....

Besides, I don't think my laptop can handle TWO threads of awesome.

>>18138850
We'll probably still have this quest at 21:00 tonight anyway.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18138871

>Two threads with 4Chan+

>6 year old laptop
>512 Mb DDR RAM
>Ubuntu 11

Welp; Well, it's been nice knowing you guys.

>>18138953
Just increase the refresh cycle to a full minute instead of 30 seconds.

>>18138953
One hour until your computer combusts, I guess.