>>18157527
Wonka, Dorfs, or Back to Training?

>>18157549
TRAINING TIME

>>18157551
Montage time?

You walk out of the gate feeling like a million dollars.
You have your bike back.
The Yakuza didnt harvest your liver.
You had a great time with the twins.
And now your back to the normal abnormality of the bureau.
All's right in the world.

You jumped into the Bureau at 21:00.
Minimal personnel and operatives are around.


WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18157560
training. We shall become even more dapper.

>>18157527
So, We need to talk to Nanoha, that flat voice spells trouble.

When we get back, dress up in our white suit (Nanoha said she liked it) and visit her, find out what's wrong.

The alternative is potentially a befriending, which is terrifying.

>>18157560
To doctor. He needs to fix our shit up!

>>18157560
Just stand there hugging the twins. Have one final warm, happy, hard cry as we finish letting go of our terrible past. It's time to finish our catharsis and start our future.
>in before we're about to time travel and our future IS our past

Back to training, to become the very best magical ...boy we can become.

>>18157560
Dress in WHITE SUIT visit NANOHA.

>>18157560
See the Doctor if he is around. If not look for Nahona and/or Kamen Rider.

visit nanoha, see if she's still upset by our past.

This just got posted in the 'waiting for quest' thread:

>I think we're agreed in telling Mike our real name and history.

>Bonus points if he wants us to go to therapy.

>Other suggestions: Learn to play a musical instrument. I'd like to go piano; violins and cellos are also quite classy, but preclude the chance to sing along.

>I also think there should be a lot more old-timy blues and jazz on our musical radar.

>It seems a little out there, but butlers are generally expected to have a large array of skills, and it sets the right tone for smarmy class that we've been shooting for.

I like everything about that.

I personally think that as far as talking to friends about stuff goes, we could use a 'welcome back' lunch thing to ask them how their vacations were.

As the three of you walk around aimlessly in the quad, you notice Ursula let out a small yawn.
"Hey, you tired?" you ask her.
She gives a small nod.
"I think I could use some rest too." Erica says "My feet are killing me."
You and the girls walk up to the dorms.

As you walk down the halls holding their hands in the general direction of their room, a door to your right opens.
Out walks Nanoha, wearing white pajamas with little red devils on it.
She looks at the three of you in silence.


OH SHIT WAT SAY?

>>18157631
Excuse me you two, I'll join you in a few minutes, I need to talk to Nanoha for a bit.

>>18157631
Are we still wearing that pink hoodie/skirt?

>>18157631
"Hey there Nanoha! It's been a great day. How about you?"
Stereotypical MC cluelessness.

>>18157631
"Evening, Nanoha. You... seem upset. Something wrong?"

>>18157560

Feel enormous sense of relief.

Calmly tell the twins that since now we got our personal things, the only reason we can think of to go back 'home' is if we decided to burn it down.

Seem entirely too cheerful at the prospect.

>>18157623

>I personally think that as far as talking to friends about stuff goes, we could use a 'welcome back' lunch thing to ask them how their vacations were.

Yeah, isn't it around 9 PM? not the best time for a social call.

rolled 99 = 99

>>18157631
"I hope this evening finds you well Ms. Nanoha"
(SHIT what is her last name?)

>>18157657
Takamichi.

I am a colossal faggot for remembering that fact.

>>18157651

This.

>>18157657

It's Takamachi, but do we know that?

>>18157631
Sorry I have to ask who the fuck is Nanoha and why do we give a shit?

>>18157651

I like this.

Just formal enough to be polite, but at the same time we're kinda friends now. We told her our fucking name for christ-sake. We can be a little friendly to her.

>>18157677
Girl in the Advanced Class. Heard our tragic backstory, wants to destroy out home dimension for doing that to us. He the power to easily do so.

>>18157677

A loli in the advanced class.

She has enough personal firepower to destroy cities.

>>18157623
I'm sure Mike knows our real name and history.

>>18157677

Girl, younger than us. She's kinda a friend of ours.

She's also hilariously powerful to the point of possibly capable of destroying an entire universe.

She's also a lady who might have feelings for us.

All good reasons to be nice.

>>18157657
along with this, bow, but still be friendly about it. if we have to sort out stuff with her, we definitely don't want to do it in front of the twins. we only recently made it official with them, no need to go setting off jealousy alarms.

>>18157647
You are wearing your butler uniform, you covered up the hoodie after you ported in

>>18157690

We've actually had that conversation.

He flat out told us that he knew our name wasn't Susan, but that if we didn't want to talk about our past that's our choice and he wouldn't pry.

>>18157701

>covered it up.

"I had a dream last night. A dream where, for an entire day, I didn't have to dress like a woman. I know you girls are excited about whatever humiliating outfit you've got in the bag there, but I'd like to hold onto that dream for a while."

If we're going to learn an instrument I vote for Piano. pic related. (sorry, can't find a bigger one at the moment, but it's Jeeves and Wooster playing the piano. Jeeves ought to be one of our mentors in butlering, in spirit at least.)

>>18157725

That makes three votes for the piano.

Now the only real question is if it's going to be a long, winding road, or we're going to be musical prodigies waiting to happen.

Not sure which would be more amusing.

Is LG typing up the next post?

Silence.
Just uncomfortable silence.
Her eyes flick down to your hands holding the twins' then looks you back in the face.

If you were any less clueless you'd pick up on this. But then again, you ARE Ayasaki Hayate,
being clueless is one of your many skills as a butler.

"Good evening Nanoha! How was your day?" you say enthusiastically.
"Fine. And you?" the cold tone in her voice imperceptible to only you.
"Oh, the girls and I went aorund my Dimension. We went to an amusement park and had lots of fun."
"I see. Well then, Goodnight." she says as she goes back inside and closes the door quietly.

thinking that Nanoha just may be sleepy, hence the minimal conversation, you take the twins to their room.

After getting the two settled, you head to your room to unpack.

You take out your hats, and let Jakob out.
You take out Bike-kun and the Flying Dutchman.
You hang your old jacket in the closet.
After this, you lay in bed not feeling a bit sleepy.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

We are Piano Man. Let's do this shit.

>>18157742
I think I like the idea of a long winding road but we are very talented. Given our natural speed and poise that shouldn't be too hard.

Personally I think a violin would be good to learn as well

>>18157742
That one will probably end up being decided by the dice gods.

>>18157752
Oh boy we fucked up now.

>>18157752
Go see Mike or Ryuu, if we go see Ryuu tell him about making the potion in the twins dimension

>>18157742
we should just add it to our next round of training montage. And we need not be prodigies if it's not going to serve a purpose in combat, we're just expanding our repertoire of servicing skills.

>>18157752
Fuck.

Welp, can't do anything about it yet. Let's see if Mike's still up, give him those Creed Cigars, and share a drink or two with him.

>>18157752
>If you were any less clueless you'd pick up on this. But then again, you ARE Ayasaki Hayate,

I must be the densest motherfucker but does she have a crush on us?

>>18157771
3 words.
PIANO WIRE FIGHTING.

lets see if you can roll it in the next level-up thread

>>18157752
So the magic loli that can destroy everything is jealous...

Good thing or bad thing? Maybe both?!

>>18157723

>I know you girls are excited about whatever humiliating outfit you've got in the bag there, but I'd like to hold onto that dream for a while.

I have this awesome mental image of Hayate staring out the window at some scenery, and over his shoulder behind him you can see the twins silently arguing over whether they should stuff him in a schoolgirl uniform or some sort of cocktail dress.

>>18157752
>General consensus is to actually ASK if something's wrong, a la >>18157651
>Ignore that in favor of the one post with no support of "HURR DURR DENSE AS A BRICK."

CHOO CHOO ALL ABOARD!

>>18157778
maybe

>>18157752
go to Ryuu, see if the bar has any interesting late night customers aside from us.

>>18157785
adds more dynamic, for now.

>>18157765
>>18157773
This isn't unsalvageable just tricky.

Shit we got through the pitfalls of our home dimension perfectly we can fix this

>>18157785
Not being allowed to metagame isn't railroading bro. We are playing a character here.

>>18157798
>NPC is acting noticably different
>Trying to talk to them about it is METAGAMING!

No.

>>18157752

Dammit man, do you go for the most awkward response with the least votes on purpose?

>>18157778

YUP. That's why we were going to tread carefully. Were, mind you.

>>18157797
>>18157798
also, making it worse before hand will make the success sexing all the better.

>>18157798
Do you remember our first conversation with Erica?

We were trading sausage innuendos for five minutes.

It's not like we're actually dense; that's Shirou. We should be able to notice when something's wrong with a girl we know.

I'll pretend we're waiting for a time we run into her when we don't have the twins on our arms.

Nanohafags out in force it seems.

>>18157795

I fail to see how deliberately hurting a friend is 'dynamic'.

>>18157798

I wouldn't go as far as 'railroading', but we've noted her noticeably subdued behavior the last time we talked, and even made a point of speaking to her about it when we got back.

Like right now.

When she's acting the same way.

There's a difference between 'obtuse' and 'deliberately going in the other direction'.

>>18157821
If you're playing with INT as a dump stat it is.

OK, so we had one bad encounter with Nanoha. It's not the end of the world. And, obviously by >>18157795 LG has something planned. Keep Calm and Butler On.

>>18157826
We outright wanted to screw her within 5 seconds of meeting her.

Nanoha we are less forward or sure about.
Not to mention we are with our twins right now so we can't really go looking like we are eyeing her up in front of them,me specially given our only link to her is through Sakura who is in our team.

Hate to say it but in character the smart thing to do was be a bit dense

>>18157839
>Not wanting a mentally unbalanced superpowered loli trying to kill you, and likely able to succeed at it.
>lol waifufaggotry

No.

>>18157773
>>18157766
>>18157793
You eye the box of cigars on your desk.
And since you do want to report back in with Mike, you decide to take them to it.

You go to his office, hoping to find him there, but when you get there the lights are out.
You contact him mentally, 'Hey Mike, Can I see you?'
'Sure kid, Im down at Ryuu's. Just meet me here.'

You head down to Ryuu's bar in R&D.
Johnny opens the door for you.

Inside you find Ryuu at his Usual place behind the bar. Mike on a stool drinking a beer, with Kris beside him with a mug of milk.

"Hey kid. How was the trip?" Mike asks you.

>>18157850
But we aren't dumping INT. If anything, we're dumping CON, with what terrible magical endurance we have.

And wouldn't perception fall more under WIS anyway?

>>18157839

I don't give two shits about her personally. Hell, I didn't even know who she was prior to this quest.

But trampling the feelings of a girl we know likes us and is supposed to be a friend?

>>18157826

To be completely fair, Erica was about as unsubtle as humanly possible without trying to mount and ride us there in the middle of the park.

>>18157871
"Much, much better than I anticipated"

>>18157871
"Better than I'd expected. I even managed to keep all my internal organs!"

>>18157871
"Good. I come bringing victory and cigars." Exchange some pleasantries and small talk before talking to Mike about our history, to finally purge ourselves of it.

rolled 46 = 46

I like tothink that MC finds nanoha too young.
Hence acts not like he wants to bone her, but talks to her like one would a fun little girl.

Not expecting her to show affection for him, he doesn't notice it when she does.


"Well, I got back in one piece."

>>18157871

"I now have no reason to every go back, unless I decide to burn it down or something. So quite well."

>>18157752
I don't want to live in this world any more.

rolled 97 = 97

>>18157880
But we dont know in character.
We know as players. But not as the character.

Unless she outright tells MC or someone clues us in [like the URSULA thing] then we don't know

>>18157880
We were probably the first guy to actually respond to her advances after she went through the whole SW(Q) deal of not being able to interact with dudes that weren't asshole pilots with no interest in her.

I'm amazed she didn't try to mount us right there in the park.

>>18157895

She literally all but fucking confessed to him at the ball.

We even noted that while we didn't feel the same, we found her cute in a non-romantic fashion.

>>18157871
Go up and take a seat at the bar
"Surreal in a way I never expected. The yakuzas are still out for my organs, but I also met someone who didn't want to do terrible things to me, even offered me a job. But now that I've got my bike back, I doubt I'll be returning anytime soon."

>>18157895
She is like 15-16 in this setting.

One of the few chars much younger is Sakura iirc and even she is like 13

>>18157909
Except we aren't that dumb, Hayate isn't great with noticing romantic feelings towards himself, but he's damn good at noticing when a girl is unhappy.

And Nanoha was clearly giving unhappiness signals.

>>18157909

But we DID know, in character.

She told us at the ball.

Well, Sakura told us while teasing her about it, but we were directly fucking informed of the fact.

"Great. I come bringing victory and cigars." You tell him as you take out the box of cigars. "Hey, I even came back with my organs intact."
"Great to hear that kid. Now grab a seat and lets have a drink."

Your take the stool on the other side of Mike.
You give your greetings to Kris and Ryuu.

"What can I get for you?" Ryuu asks.

>>18157923
>>18157897

Combine these.

Best possible lead in to "That's right, I never actually told you guys about my past, did I?"

rolled 26 = 26

>>18157950
Scotch. neat

rolled 8 = 8

Hot Chocolate or genderpotion

Also we should ask Ryuu and Mike about the tactical advantages of playing the piano...

rolled 29 = 29

>>18157928
Nope. Nanoha is about as old as Sakura here.
The first season Nanoha I think

>>18157950
"Irish Hot Chocolate."

rolled 24 = 24

>>18157950
Flaming Moe.

>>18157950

"Martini, neat and dry."

Make a note to only have the one drink.

>>18157950
Gin and Tonic

rolled 81 = 81

>>18157948
What Nanoha said was "You look good in that suit."
Not much of a confession there.


-
"Hit me with a chocolate milk."

rolled 61 = 61

>>18157988
seconding

rolled 60 = 60

>>18157950
"Something that taste's best when you're feeling good. Or surprise me."

>>18157991
And she blushed beet root red and ran away.

I'm not one of the ones arguing for it but we were aware at least

>>18157991
>>18157977
>>18157963
"I'd have a hot choco, thanks." you answer him
"Sure." He says as he prepares the drink "Mike tells me you got some use out of our lessons already. I'm glad you remember what snippets of potioncrafting I can impart to you."
"Yeah, the healing potion came in real handy what with the fight and all." you answer.
"I'm happy it did." he hands you your drink and turns to clean up behind him.

"So kid." Mike gets you attention. "You didn't get into any trouble over there did you?"

Question for you LG, about how long do you usually wait for replies before composing you next post?

>>18158022
We the players yes. We the Hayate in full on TWINS THEY WERE mode may have missed the implications.

>>18158029
"Surprisingly there was almost none of that"

rolled 28 = 28

Tl;dr let's go to a picnic with nanoha and Sakura

>>18158029
No, we had a few close calls but I used discretion and as little majaik as I could

>>18158029
reply honestly. "A little, but I did my best to avoid any unnecessary attention, and I used my least flashiest abilities to get away."

>>18158041
"Although I did dropkick this one car..."

>>18158034
Uhhh, for unimportant ones, i wait 5 mins.
For key junctions in the route, i wait for 15

>>18158029

"Shockingly, no. But I suspect that's because I took absolutely no risks at all."

Deep sigh.

"If I'm lucky, I won't ever have to go back though."

>>18158056
great, so I do have to be refreshing like every ten minutes to make sure I can get input in before it will be overlooked.
>gnoming is half the battle.

>>18158064
This...
I was in the middle of typing a much longer reply but this Anon pretty much summed it up for me perfectly...

>>18158075

Not sure how much that helps. I get high rolls, lots of votes, and in quick and my shit still gets ignored.

>>18158064
but that would be lying to our boss who is a bro and watches out for us, and showing integrity gets us not fired so NO.

>>18158039
We still do owe them one, it woud be a great opportunity to sort this all out

"A little, but I did my best to avoid any unnecessary attention. Kept it as low key as you told me to." you tell him.
"I see, well, that's a load of paperwork off my hands." he answers, "Before you left, you told me you'd be expecting trouble."

"What exactly were you expecting?"

[ ]tell him now. [Kris and ryuu will hear.]
[ ]tell him later [when alone]
[ ]don't tell him

>>18158080

Comes from my real life experience of being extremely taciturn. It's amazing how much meaning you can put into a couple of words if you try.

>>18158096
Let's do it now.

>>18158096
Tell them.

Ryuu will find out anyway and Kris has been a bro so far

>>18158096

Who's Kris?

I'm voting tell, so we don't have to worry about telling Ryuu later.

But I'm not sure who Kris is.

>>18158096
Kris already knows about the jackass santa in our dimension, he may as well know the rest, and ryuu knowing more about our past will help him mentor us better.
[x] tell him now

>>18158096
Tell him now, Ryuu wouldn't tell anyone else unless it'd help them, and this Santa has proven trustworthy.

>>18158096
>[x]tell him now. [Kris and ryuu will hear.]

There's no point in hiding something from Ryuu. If anything that's another person to help us with issues as they come up. Plus it's fucking Ryuu.

>>18158113
Ryuus bar I think.

>>18158113
Kris? As in Kris Kringle? Santa Claus? That Kris?

rolled 73 = 73

>>18158096
[x] Spill the beans
>>18158113
Kris Kringle AKA Santa "Don't call me Santa" Claus.

>>18158113
he's the real Santa Claus, and has expressly said he will destroy anyone over the age of 12 who calls him that.

>>18158096

>Tell him

"Yeah, I guess I should tell you. Hell, you've already delivered on all the promises you made to get me here, so I might as well give you the truth."

>>18158113
Kris Kringle aka Santa Claus.

The real one who retired from delivering gifts full time and runs shit for the bureau now

>>18158096
>[x]tell him now. [Kris and Ryuu will hear.]

We're trusting these guys to teach us how to survive in the field. Mike essentially saved our lives, and Ryuu taught us HOW to save lives. They deserve to know what we've been through... hell maybe they can tell us how to use it to our advantage.

>>18158113
Inter-Dimensional battle Santa.
has super speed, cyborg reindeer and ice powers

I vote tell them.

Also use this as the opener >>18158133

>>18158136
> hell maybe they can tell us how to use it to our advantage.

You mean in other ways besides ggetting pitty sex from the twins?

>>18158133
>>18158096

>"Yeah, I guess I should tell you. Hell, you've already delivered on all the promises you made to get me here, so I might as well give you the truth."

Here's hoping this doesn't turn into a breakdown. Let's be calm and collected and NGAF about it.

>>18158149

>pity sex from EVERYONE

Fixed that for you.

>>18158096
Tell, Ryuu ought to know, he's a good mentor and Santa has been a complete bro so far. Anyway, it's a bar, you're supposed to be able to unload your sorrows there.

>>18158160

I think at this point we've let enough of the pent-up emotion out to get through this telling.

Until we get somewhere private.

Hopefully there's nobody in our room, and we can have a nice quiet breakdown over this later.

>>18158165
>>pity sex from EVERYONE
>
>Fixed that for you.

Inb4 Kris tries to comfort us with a "backrub"

Consensus achieved: Tell the tale, remain mostly stoic, then when we get back to the room have a nice quiet emotional breakdown.

Hopefully there's no witnesses.

>>18158181

"I need an adult..."

Ryuu laughed gently as he loosened his collar "Come now Hayate, we're all adults here..."

>>18158181
>>18158192
can't we get through even one thread without a bad end?

"Yeah, I guess I should tell you. Hell, you've already delivered on all the promises you made to get me here, so I might as well give you the truth." you tell him, not minding if Ryuu and Kris hear your story as well.

You dive into your involuntary involvement with the Yakuza, the events that led up to that and the general way that the universe seemed to be out to get you in your home dimension.

The tales of your horrible childhood and unimaginable misfortune move the three listeners.
"Kid... Damn. I didn't know. Fuck." mike says as he puts an arm around your shoulder.
"I really need to check in on my branch there, shit." Santa says as he grips his mug enough to crack the glass.
Ruu just stands there solemnly.

"Anyway." you finish optimistically, "that's all in my past now right? I'm here, and things couldn't get any better."
"Here's to you Hayate." and mike tips his glass in your direction.

Time passes in cordial conversation, Santa talking about his days making rounds, and Mike talking about the other agents he's trained in the past.
"...And that's when Tama burned down the whole forest! hahahaha. I swear, fucking cats and water."

The night deepens. at about midnight, Mike advises you to go get some sleep.
"You have lessons again tomorrow. and I have an announcement for the class that you just may not want to miss. I'll see you tomorrow."


And to bed you went.

inb4 the hot chocolate has the genderswap potion in it.

>>18158176
Is it wrong to wish we break down on the way back to our room, and have Nanoha, or Keima, run into us?

It bothers me that we're not quite butlery enough. Think the butler from the Vimes stories in the Diskworld.

Come on. Will a bit of sardonic humour really kill him?

>>18158192
>roommate wants to know why I'm laughing
>Explain that we're going to get raped by Santa and a five hundred pound magic gorilla

>>18158209

Where our brave face promptly fucking shattered after we locked the doors.

>>18158215
It's just a style choice we liked not our life

It works well when charming bitches but we can act as a person

>>18158214

I like the idea of not wanting to break down, and slowly losing our shit as we try to politely break off from conversation.

>>18158233
That is also good.

Morning. You wake up alone in bed.

You reach out to the twins mentally.
'Morning girls.'

'Mawniiiin' they both reply sleepily.

[ ]fix them breakfast
[ ]get ready for class

>>18158220

I had to deal with the same shit after talking to Hard Gay in the hardware store.

>I'm not just an adult... I'm an adulterer.

Breaking down would be all good except we have no reason to now.

We have our own life going well, we sorted out the only things we wanted in ur home dimension and we have twins.

There is nothing we should break down over anymore

>>18158242
Is there really a choice? Butler them up some breakfast.

>>18158242
[x] fix them breakfast, take it up to their room and eat there.

>>18158242

Offer to fix breakfast.

Consider learning to play the Piano.

I wonder how hard 'Fly me to the Moon' would be to play.

>>18158242
Fix them breakfast.

Although getting ready for class might end up with us running into Sakura or Nanoha

>>18158242
G-get ready

>>18158242
>[x]get ready for class

Can't we eat in the cafeteria just once, like a normal trainee?

>>18158242
Get ready.

We gotta get some space here. Can't be all twins all the time ya know.

>>18158246

It's called PTSD. You'd be surprised what sort of things can trigger that shit.

I had a friend of mine have a nervous breakdown because Elton John came over the radio, and it reminded him of watching his Grandpa die of a heart attack.

>>18158255
Not altogether that hard actually, it doesn't really sound right just with the piano though you really need someone singing it or other instruments

>>18158255

>I wonder how hard 'Fly me to the Moon' would be to play.

I like your style.

"Oh hey Kemia."
"Hey... what're?"
"Learning to play the Piano. Like what you hear?"

>>18158242

Offer them breakfast.

I mean, we don't want to seem to clingy, but we also want to show our love.

Strikes a nice balance I think.

>>18158277
I know but people are pushing it to occur so much we might as well be named Shinji

'Hey girls? want some breakfast?'
'Waffles please.' Ursula answers
'Hashbrowns.' Erica answers
'You and potatoes.' you tell her with a chuckle.
'I like 'em'

You go to their room via the window, floating up there on a saucer. There you begin to fix up breakfast for the three of you.

As you sit them down to a table loaded with waffles, hashbrowns and sausages, Erica engages in some small talk.

"What was with Nanoha last night?" she asks
"She was also like that the morning we left." Ursula adds.
"I'm not sure." you answer them

"I think I know." Erica says with a grin. "she likes you."
"Agreed."

>>18158296
hey, hey, no need to go so far.
besides, we've gone from horribly depressing circumstances to pretty fucking awesome circumstances, not bad to worse. We're just having some trouble adjusting to the idea that the universe does not, in fact, wish us total misery.

>>18158281

It doesn't have to be great to fuck with Kemia, just instantly recognizable.

If he points out that it doesn't sound as good without the whole band thing, shoot him a knowing look and start playing Elton John. A lot of those sound fine with just the Piano.

The fact that he's a talented, famous and OPENLY GAY has nothing to do with it. No sir.

rolled 34 = 34

>>18158306
Stunned silence. What a shock!
Then ask them if they're okay with that.

>>18158320
Yep.

>>18158306

"Huh, I thought she might after what happened at the ball, but I wonder why she was suddenly so down..."

Look at the twins. "Oh. Ohhhh...."

Facepalm. "Oh god dammit, I really should have seen that one coming."

>>18158320
This

>>18158320
>inb4 roll to unlock harem modo

>>18158333
You know what I'm up for?

NOT being a total dumbass!

Voting for this.

>>18158333

I like this one.

We're not COMPLETELY clueless, but we were a little too distracted to think about that.

>>18158333

I like this. Still vaguely clueless, but not too dumb to live.

rolled 44 = 44

>>18158333
voting for this one.

rolled 99 = 99

>>18158333
All of my this.

"I see..." It all seems clear to you now.
The blushing, the awkwardness, the coldness whenever you were with the twins.
"And what do you two think about it?" you ask them.

ROLL EM!
1-20 NOPE
21-50 indiference
51-90 see what happens
91-100 ???

>>18158333

Vote cast for this

>>18158333

I enjoy the idea of Hayate slowly becoming Genre Savvy.

At first? Utterly blind to Ursula's crush.

Now? Understanding the repercussions of his actions and caring. Slowly coming around to the idea of actually planning this shit out.

Future? Apparently pimps through time and space, if that bit on the runway is anything to go by.

rolled 18 = 18

>>18158376
You didn't refreeeeeeesh.

rolled 32 = 32

BE MERCIFUL OH DICE GODS

rolled 90 = 90

>>18158376
Goddamnit, I had to waste that >>18158363 99.

Welp, trying again!

rolled 42 = 42

rollin

rolled 81 = 81

>>18158387
THIIIIIISSSSSSS

>and go dice gods go.

>>18158376
GOD. FUCKING. DAMNIT, MAN.

Why are you so insistent on typecasting us as totally clueless tonight?

rolled 89 = 89

>>18158376

>It's all clear now.
>Not realizing on our own.

It's like you aren't even reading the posts anymore....

rolled 15 = 15

>>18158376
Is.. is this a trigger for harem mode?

OH GOD.

rolled 55 = 55

>>18158405

>15

Performance anxiety? Happens to the best of us.

>>18158405
Honestly, at this point, I don't care about harem mode. I just want "Hayate's not a dumbass" mode.

rolled 13 = 13

ROLLING

>>18158413
Agreed.

>>18158400
I really shouldave refreshed

rolled 84 = 84

ROLL

>>18158413

Man, I've been doing suave and classy since this quest started. Well before we were actually supposed to be Hayate.

Without fail, he ignores 90% of my shit, even when it's got the best rolls, the fastest entries, and the highest votes. AT THE SAME TIME.

rolled 6 = 6

>>18158376

BETTER REFRESH FOR THIS

rolled 9 = 9

>>18158376

ROLL

>>18158425

That could sum up the whole quest at this point.

"And then our amazing well thought out thing was ignored, because LG can't find the refresh button."

rolled 6 = 6

>>18158434
This is kinda why I wish we'd stuck with Susan. "Hayate" was our old life. Now we're Susan, interdimensional Pimpin Butler

rolled 62 = 62

>>18158376
OH FUCK NONE OF YOU CAN ROLL FOR SHIIIIIT

rolled 55 = 55

>>18158376

FUUU

rolled 34 = 34

>>18158376

rolled 74 = 74

>>18158376

Rollin' terribly

rolled 40 = 40

>>18158448
LG was slipping up anyway, Hayate is easier

>>18158425

As someone who's run quests before, I feel your pain. Nothing sucks more than missing awesome because you didn't refresh.

On the one hand, it's entirely your fault and the players feel like they just got screwed.

On the other, retconning and shit tends to set a bad precedent, and you look like MORE of an ass when you try to block something later.

Best thing you can do is type it up in a word document, and keep refreshing the page to make sure there isn't a dramatic shift in tone along the way.

>>18158462
I'm not complaining about using Hayate more, just stating my preference and thoughts.

>>18158448

Susan was a troll post, by a guy who then admitted he was trolling, and then immediately left the quest.

Nobody was too thrilled over that one. Honestly, I'm glad to be rid of it.

Mostly.

>>18158468

Hey, LG, you're reading this right?

This man speaks fucking WISDOM.

He speaks it all FLUENTLY.

>>18158478

Mostly glad or mostly rid?

"Let's see what happens." Erica says, "You know, I didn't know you were this slow. How could you have not noticed?" She asks.

"I think I had an idea at the ball, but what with everything that's happened to me in the past week, i guess i put it on the back burner unknowingly." You place a palm to your forehead. "I really should have seen this one coming."

"We may have hurt her, seeing the three of us together could have shaken her a lot." Ursula says.
"Yeah. You need to make it up to her." Erica finishes.
"I know, And I think I may have just the thing."

Breakfast done the three of you head to class.

>retconny much?
>i hope not.
>well, maybe.
>okay yeah, im allover today.

>>18158478
Well, yeah. Troll post or no, it still led to some interesting places, and isn't that really what these things are about?

>>18158500
Nah it's all good

rolled 24 = 24

>>18158500
Nah, it's fine. It doesn't really matter, still flows nicely.
In before Erica lends Nanoha her whip. And Frau.

>>18158502
interesting places yes, but usually it should move in the direction that the majority players would like it too.

>>18158500
How old is this Nanoha in this multiverse, again?

And, you're doin' okay, man.

>>18158500
we still love you and your quest LG. please be a bit more prudent about refreshing.

>>18158500

We are well over-due for a picnic.

>Between you and me, as a fellow quest-runner? You fuck up bad enough, there's no shame in calling a retcon. The trick is doing it before it's a big deal.
>The clusterfuck over Shinku? Retconning it THEN would have been fine. You chose not to.
>If you chose to retcon THIS shit? Nows the only time.

>>18158500

It's cool man. Sometimes people fuck up, that's life.

Just keep in mind what >>18158468

said.

Word document, refresh before you post.

>>18158500
>aaaaaaaaand i just posted the wrong picture.
=======================
The morning classes were pretty ordinary, more history, field guidelines and basics of Bureau operations.
Before Mike lets you out for lunch he makes an announcement.

"Guys, I know this may be too much for you right out of vacation, but we want to keep you on your feet." He says.
"We will be having combat exercises with the advanced class this afternoon. It will be done in a tourney combat, with the Advance teams fighting your teams. We're doing this to asses how your newly formed teams can do in combat with an organized group of foes."

"Report to the gym at 1400. We begin then. I suggest you take this time to get together with your teams and make some plans."
And he dismisses the class.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18158523
This nanoha is the season1 nanoha. 12-ish.
Not as powerful as later iterations but still enough to blow up a city

>>18158549

So fucked its not even funny.

>>18158500

Begin plotting a PICNIC.

Also this: >>18158317
>>18158291

>>18158555
Season 1 was 9, Season 2 was the 12-13 year old one.

>>18158549
We may want to get to that picnic before she obliterates us in combat 'practice'

rolled 91 = 91

>>18158549
Check in with our old buddies and try not to detonate the new ones.

>>18158564
the younger one then.
no cartridge system yet.

>>18158549
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
we should probably let our team know that if we end up fighting the advanced team that Nanoha is on, she might be gunning for us specifically, so we should plan around that.

>This quest made me re-read HnG.
>Made it to the beginning of the A-tan flashbacks.
>Tearing up all the time.

God damn it LG why are you making me go through all these emotions again?

rolled 14 = 14

Get with team.
Post vacation luncheon, planning with keima

>>18158549

Well, I have a great way to open this planning session. "Well, good news, bad news time. Bad news: I'm pretty sure one of the most powerful members of the people we're sparring with this afternoon is pissed at me. Good news: Might be able to talk to her about it before the fight, and we become SLIGHTLY less screwed."

Also mention that we can now stop time, and our SHELL GAME technique.

>>18158564
So she got aged a bit somewhere along the li-
>>18158573
Aand now it's just creepy. Goddamnit.

>>18158549
Team lunch, finding the time to apologize to Nanoha for not respecting her feelings, and ask if we can make it up to her.

rolled 45 = 45

>>18158549
And now we know why the thread is titled BEFRIENDING.
We gonna blow up before the night is over.

>>18158585
>>18158579

These.

See if there's some way we can talk to Nanoha before she rapes us.

If we can't avoid rape we might be at least able to talk her into lube.

We should avoid using those terms by the way.

>>18158594

I say let her go at us during the tournament.

More fun and shenengans that way.

And we actually can lead her away from the others, dodging her befriending attacks instead of letting our teammates get hit.

>>18158585

>Good news, Bad news time.

This is how we should preface everything terrible.

Our goal is to make everyone in earshot cringe when we say that.

Off to a healthy start there, I'd say.

rolled 48 = 48

Wait, who was on our team again?

Sakura
Keima
Ursula
Erica
Gai
Amazoness
???

>>18158613
Shinku/Jun

>>18158613

Speedster Shinku/Jun

>>18158613
It's
Gai
Amazoness
Keima
You
Erica
Jun
Sakura

Ursula is in R&D, a different class. non-combat.

>>18158613
Ursula is R&D not on our team, we also had Shinku and ouselves.

>>18158591
>>18158600
>>18158611

THIS. Best thing you can do with a kid who has an opinion is to respect their opinion.

We don't want to hurt any ladies who might have feelings for us, no matter how young/old they might be.

If it's just a crush, she'll remember we treated her with respect and appreciate it.

If it's actually something more, she'll remember this, and the seduction will be much easier when she's a more appropriate age.

Because we're not a pedophile.

>>18158633

>Because we're not a pedophile.

Never say this to her, but point it out whenever we have to. "She's what, 6-7 years to young for me? She's sweet and all, but that's a little creepy."

>>18158585
>>18158611

Yeah. Let's let everybody know that we might be just a LITTLE BIT FUCKED.

I think they should know that certain parties might be carrying a grudge.

>>18158623

>Sakura

Well, that's going to be slightly awkward.

"Nanoha want's to kill us."
"Wha? She'slikemybestestfriend..."
"Well.... Actually, it's mostly me, and you guys are on my team."

Nanoha might go gunning for Erica too, since if she dies we're suddenly a lot more available than previously.

Well, gents? safe to say we have a consensus on our next course of action?

>>18158673
All the more reason to try and calm her before the tourney.

>>18158673

ALL THE MORE REASON TO WARN THE TEAM AND SMOOTH THNIGS OUT.

Also, we have the shell game.

>>18158645
I only thought we liked her in the first place because she was older than Sakura. Oh well lay the groundwork when she grows up more we will go for it

>>18158675
i think so. we want to try and defuse things with Nanoha during lunch, and inform the team of possible serious fucked-ness.

>>18158683

I don't think it was ever a case of us liking her, at least not in that sense.

It's more of a respect as a friend and a respect for her feelings.

Which we've sadly neglected.

DAMN OUR OVERWHELMING MACHISMO!

>oops posted wrong
You take Mike's suggestion and get your team together to discuss the tourney.
Keima leads you all to the cafeteria.
There, you ask Sakura if she could get Nanoha to join you for lunch.
"I'm sorry. Nano-chan says she's having lunch with her team." she finishes with "she says she'll see you later at the gym."

With everyone seated, he begins to discuss your team's chances.
"I have been looking through our specs, and I think I may have the basics of a plan. I can't get much data on whe we'll be fighting, so we will have to just make use of predetermined roles."

"Ursula will again cover the skies and act as a distraction as needed. Shinku will join you."
"Gai, Amazoness, again I leave the close quarters combat to you two. You both have the highest physical combat capabilities in our group."

"Sakura, Hayate, I want you two to go play artillery. Bombard them with your spells."
"Hayate, you will also be incharge of covering for us. YOur speed and versatility will allow you to assist any of us when needed."
"Jun, I remember you telling me taht you have some defensive and trapping skills. I want you to work with Hayate to protect Elsi and I."

"We will provide you with information, and tactics in real time. I have also learned some evasive skills, so you need not worry about us too much."

"If any of you have any objections, or would like to add anything. please tell me now."

>>18158700
ERICA. not Ursula.

GODDAMMIT.

>>18158700

Good news/bad news tiem

>>18158700
>she says she'll see you later at the gym.

soo fucked

>>18158700
add that Nanoha may be making this fight a bit personal if we go up against her team.

>>18158698

>DAMN OUR OVERWHELMING MACHISMO!

We really need to start incorporating some sort of dry self-dericiating humor into this.

"I never thought being so handsome and charming would come back to haunt me."

"I thought life was a little too nice lately..."

"Sounds great, can't see how it could go wrong. So it probably will, quite hilariously."

"Don't mind me, just waiting for the other shoe to drop."

rolled 11 = 11

>>18158700
Tell them about the Nanoha thing, but make sure we use terms like 'may' and 'possibly'. We don't want to assume she WILL attack us directly.

>>18158700

"I can stop time, if that changes things."

Also...

>Good news, bad news time.

"On the plus side, she'll probably focus on me.... or Erica. Shit, didn't think of that one."

>>18158673
>Nanoha might be gunning for Erica

Alright, so, I'm guessing we don't stand much chance of winning a confrontation with Nanoha. But we must protect our Mistress. We may need to figure out how to win over Nanoha's destructive emotions, even if we must loose the fight.

Gentlemen, if worst comes to worst, we may need to take a leaf out of Kumagawa's Book.. Maker.

>>18158700
"Ladies, Gentlemen, Keima. I have a plan for a last resort defence maneuver. The Shell Game."

Then explain it.

>>18158700

Mention our time stop, since I don't think our team knows.

Also warm about Nanoha.

See if we can talk to her before the fight.

Or during the fight.

>RETCONS
Hey OP, if you use Firefox, you can get an addon called Greasemonkey, which runs user-written scripts.
There's a script for 4chan called 4chanX which basically removes the need to F5 a thread; it adds new posts to the bottom automatically, and adds a counter in the tab title for posts you haven't scrolled over yet.

>>18158747

We also have a time-stop.

>>18158750

>Ladies, Gentlemen, Keima.

I chuckled, but I think we should be a little more subtle than that.

>>18158564
I know I'm a bit late for this, but Nanoha was 9 in season 1 and A's, 15 in A's epilogue, 19 in StrikerS.

...so yeah, a 9-years-old killing machine is jealous of us. Not good, not good at all.

>>18158747
>Gentlemen, if worst comes to worst, we may need to take a leaf out of Kumagawa's Book.. Maker.

What?

>>18158756

He usually runs this at work, and add-ons tend to fuck with that.

>>18158765
I'd go so far as to say that in general we should not engage in our regular Keima seduction/trolling during combat/planning. The last thing we want is him deciding that he'd have an easier life if we were to suffer a debilitating accident during training or a real fight.

>>18158766
9 sounds a little ridiculous for this though. Do we have to stick to canon that bad or can we make her say, 14 for the sake of believability?

>>18158787
That would be better. Plus the idea was everyone was a bit older so we couldn't get up to anything too creepy according to the first few threads

>>18158785

I don't mind the trolling, but we ned to tone it down a bit when it's SERIOUS TIME.

We need to be serious then, if never at any other time.

>>18158785
Yeah we leave messing with Keima and his sexuality to non combat situations

"Okay, I have bad news, and some more bad news."
"Bad news. Nanoha, the one they say is strong enough to level the whole town if she sneezes, will be one of the ones we may have to fight later."
"Badder news. She may be out to get me. Well maybe we could use this to our advantage."
You tell them. "I could act as a decoy for her when the time comes."
Erica grins at this.
"In other news, I have an ability that few of you know about. I can stop time."
You now have everyone's full attention.
"I can do it for 80 seconds. and I can pull anyone into the state with me. At most, ive pulled three people into the timestop, not including myself."
You see Keima make some notations.

"And with that. Ladies, Gentlemen," you continue, "Keima." you throw him a look,
"I have a plan for a last resort defensive maneuver. The Shell Game."
"I can use my time stop to remove or replace anyone under my cups. Possibly giving anyone attacking them quite a surprise."
You explain.

"I advice you to use that timestop ability as little as you can. We might need it in later rounds."
Keima tells you.

----------------------------------------

With most the planning over, your group engages in talking about the previous vacation.

you think of who to talk to
[ ]gai
[ ]amazoness
[ ]sakura
[ ]other?

>>18158801

I remember something about time moving at different rates in different dimensions. So maybe we'll meet an older her later or something.

Besides, you've never heard of a little kid having a crush on an adult in their life?

>>18158787
This, LG. is there any reason Nanoha can't be at least, say, 13? Just say she was older when her power was unlocked, or whatever.
Aren't we already dealing with alternate universes?

>>18158816
I will get back to you on this.

>>18158815
THIS.

Also, time pimp.

>>18158814
Amazoness.
We have been neglecting to speak with her lately, then Sakura and if we have time Gai

>>18158787
That would imply that she has the Cartridge system in Raising Heart and I'm pretty sure she doesn't have that one yet. We gotta keep SOME canon here and if we alter her age, there are a lot of things that wouldn't make any sense.
For example, I'm pretty sure Fate would be here with her in that case, maybe even Hayate (Yagami, not us).

Of course LG could always go LOLSHENANIGANS and leave them out.

>>18158814

Sakura. See how she feels about her friend possibly having it in for us.

Also, make sure we have the flying Dutchman and some bounce potions before we start this up.

I wanna go dog-fighting on a bicycle at some point. If nothing else, the bike dramatically speeds up our movement around the battlefield.

>>18158814
[x] gai

also, didn't refresh to see we want to not mess with Keima when it's srs bsnss time.
=[

>>18158814
Sakura. Maybe we can get some insight into Nanoha?

>>18158815
I think it's less the crush, and more the "9 years old" thing. It certainly is for me.

>>18158831
Well it IS altered canon so there is nothing to say he can't go loltimeshenanigans, it would make things a bit easier as you could say she got scouted earlier and it interrupted her canon like it did ours

>>18158841
You always have a liter of rebounder in your flask.
You may make the whole flask contain rebounder for a total of 3 liters.

The bikes are in your room.
do you want to keep the dutchman in your folio from now on?

>>18158773
I don't know if I can explain Kumagawa properly, he is something that can only be experienced. All I can say is, since he cannot win anything, he always manages to loose in such a way that the end results are actually better than if he had won, and are very trolltastic. He is also, in my opinion, the only really good thing to come from Medaka Box.

>>18158831
>>18158828
Aaand LG Syndrome for me. Should refresh more often.
[spoilersdontworkon/tg/]That or leave my Nanohaverse-boner at home[/whydontwegetspoilers]

Anyway, voting for Sakura.

>>18158850

Regardless of age, she's still a young lady with feelings.

A real gentleman would bear that in mind when dealing with her.

Also, I enjoy the idea of a kid liking us like that, it's cute, and it leads to interesting scenarios when seducing them AND crushing their feelings are off the table.

Like this one.

>>18158828
Just wanting to put the idea out. Though, if we're gonna be playing with time shenanigans, I think I'm okay with a younger Nanoha.

I'm not helping at all, am I?

Any way, I'm off to bed, I has a tired.

>>18158855

I think the standard should be one bounce, one heal, one normal drink unless otherwise noted.

The Dutchman should go with us into possible combat scenarios.

Bike-Chan is leisure time only, unless circumstance forces our hand.

Gai. We've been neglecting our RiderBro.

>>18158872
>Regardless of age, she's still a young lady with feelings.
>A real gentleman would bear that in mind when dealing with her.
I agree entirely.

Sooo....

Order is

Sakura,
Gai,
?

We can decide third dude later.

>>18158872
We may not be intimate or anything like that, but we can serve more as a father figure. It'd certainly help her.

>>18158903
Amazon, we really have been neglecting her more than the others, and we did like her. We were even teaching her proper etiquette

>sakura

"Hey Sakura how was your vacation?" you ask the bubbly powerhouse.
"It was fuuuuuuuuun. I took Nanoha with me and i introduced her to my dad and idiot big brother, she says she likes you better though, then we wentaroundTOKYOandthenwewenttotheTOKYOTOWERandthentheBEACHandthenwetriedoncostumesbyTOMOYOandthenweh
adalotofFUUUUN!"
"Cool, I also visited the Tokyo Tower in my Dimension."
"Isnt it AWEEEEEEESOME?"
"Yes. yes it was. Anyway, about this whole Nanoha thing. What do you mean she liked me better than your brother?"

"Oh silly." she answers with a chuckle "She likes you. A lot."
she then finishes with "I like you too, you're fun."
"And I like you too Sakura." you tell her

'Dammit, I really should have noticed from the start. Goddammit.' you think to yourself.

[ ]amazoness
[ ]gai
[ ]other?
>not including keima and jun since we saw them after we jumped form the SW universe.
>you could still talk if you want to.

>pulling overtime at work today
>waiting for some documents to come in

>>18158930
Gai, then Amazoness, then Keima. We've got to catch up with our Bro and our student, then apologize to Keima. Perhaps suggest a way we can hang out after.

>>18158930
[x] Gai
we really do need to check in with our wingman

>>18158930
I'm cool with
>>18158937

>>18158930
I just had an amusing thought.

What if Sakura's from our dimension, but neither of us knew it?
Disregard if you so please. It's the lack of sleep talking.

>>18158930
Voting for Gai -> Amazoness too.

>Gai
"Hey man, how was your vacation? Didn't see you all week."
"I helped clean up some trouble at home." he tells you.
"Oh? what exactly?"
"Ordinary stuff, New Deathcult sprung up in Okinawa, mutants in Sendai, Cyborg assassins tried to go after my uncle again. things like that."
"Did you have a hard time?"
"No. Not at all my friend. The Rangers helped me out a lot, and my uncle isnt too old not to take out a few kaijin on his own."
"I see.. anyway, I was jsut checking up on you, If you need anything from me you just have to ask."
"Of course." he tells you with a bow.

>amazoness
You now head over to talk to your exotic lady frind.
"Hi there, you go back home for vacation?"
"Yes. Me go back jungle. Eat many fruit and loojhatz."
"Did you have a good time?"
"Me and sisters wife go on hunt. Catch big hratning. Eat many days."
"It's great that you had fun. You know I'd still love for the two of us to have tea together again."
"Me want that, yes please." she says with a small smile.


[ ]keima?
[ ]erica?
[ ]other?

[x] keima. see if he has anything more for a battle plan, and seriously, no funny business this time.

>>18158978
[X]Keima

We were kinda out of line with the whole ladies gentlemen Keima thing, we should find some way to make it up to him after.

>>18158987

Out of line? Possibly. Funny? Yes.

>>18159025
Funny definitely.

Least talk to him though

>>18159025
It was quite funny, and this is from the guy that suggested it.

However, this allows us to spend some time and put Keima back on the 'OD on Hayate' train.

>>18159038
Yeah it seems like we have let him stew over the dance long enough, especially if what we saw in his room was anything to go by

>keima
"Hey man, Sorry about ribbing you earlier."
"It's nothing. I almost didnt notice it. Anyway, Could you tell me further how your timestop works? How do you pull people in it?"
"Well, I could pull people in by touching them and concentrating to unfreeze them. I could also make stuff move in in by concentrating."
"Can you make projectiles move freely?" he asks
"yeah. I did that in a situation I was in. I could make the bullets maintain movement even after they left the gun."
"I see.. I will try and factor that in to our plans."
"Okay man. Hey, you know if there's anything i need to do to make up for it, you just have to tell me okay?"
"sure. I will consider it" he answers.

The lunch went on like this in good company until the bells rang.

Time is now 1300. You still have an hour before you have to go to the gym.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18159055
Picnic. something to keep everyone's spirits up.

>>18159065
seconded.

Try and find Nanoha.
Make peace before she blows up to kingdom come

>>18159055
[x] Write up a will...

>>18159076
>>18159065
we Just had lunch though.


Lets warn Erica about the possibility of Nanoha blasting her.

>>18159055
See if we can't run into Nanoha before the exercise, at least make an attempt at apologizing before the exercise

>>18159055
>"anything i need to do to make up for it"
like a free bunny show.

>>18159078
>>18159085
This. With this, we'll place the seed of doubt that eventually blossoms into the flower of forgiveness.

>>18159065
>>18159055

We just ate.

See if there's some way to talk to Nanoha....

OR:

Give Kraus to Erica, visit Doctor, see if we can get a head start on fixing things up with her.

If we tell her it's to help a girl with conflicting emotions, he might be willing to go for it.

If not, we should have enough time to make it back

>>18159099

We could also mention to him that we apparently end up fixing the watch at some point.

And the time-travel hat.

And advice on how to manipulate the time-stream while avoiding paradox.

We need to know this shit so we don't end up breaking time.

>>18159118
Bad idea, that's getting into paradox territory

>>18159125
yeah, this upcoming scenario is going to be tough enough without adding pime taradoxes.

>>18159118
>>18159125
>>18159130

Agree with trying to speak to Nanoha, and the Doctor.

Let's do the Doctor thing AFTER this, and avoid time-travel, until we actually know what we're doing.

rolled 45 = 45

>try and find nanoha
You excuse yourself from the table, telling your friends you will meet them at the gym later.
you head out and try to find Nanoha.
YOu walk around the Bureau, looking at areas she might be in.

**ROLL FOR FINDING NANOHA.**
I will roll too, if your rolls come close to mine, you will find her


>boss footing the bill for dinner [surprisingly]
>get some chinese delivered
>sweet and sour pork
>omg i missed meat

>>18159153
Let the dappering commence.

rolled 95 = 95

>>18159153
Avoiding having the city we're in blown up dice go!

rolled 90 = 90

>>18159153
>roll close
>45
oh great our mediocre rolling skills will serve us well...
>>18159162
goddamnit.

ROLLAN

rolled 39 = 39

>>18159153

HALP

rolled 81 = 81

>>18159162
>>18159153
Why do we only roll this good when we're not supposed to?

rolled 16 = 16

>>18159153

>>18159171
GDDMNT

not rolling again, someone else do it.

rolled 25 = 25

>>18159162
>>18159171
>>18159177
WHERE ARE YOU WHEN WE NEED HIGH ROLLS?

>>18159176
okay, we should be fine with this.

rolled 37 = 37

>>18159153

I will invoke David Tennant for this roll, because the dice gods still scorn you for ignoring that one.

>>18159184
the dice gods, they know when we're trying to score, and that's when they screw us.

rolled 6 = 6

>>18159184

>>18159177 here
Last time I rolled, I got stuff in the 10-20 range! Blame the /tg/ dice!

rolled 66 = 66

c'mon

rolled 69 = 69

>>18159153
Let's do this.

>>18159188
I will take that roll.

You walk around campus, checking almost everywhere a trainee might have access to.
unable to find her, and with fifteen minutes to go till the excercise, you head to the gym

There, you find Nanoha talking to a girl with red brains and a croquet mallet.

WHAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>little girl
>likes you A LOT
>saw you with twins, all lovey and shit
>Jealous?
>she can blast you all the way back to the stone age.

>>18159217
>red BRAIDS

>>18159217
"Hey Nanoha! Thought I could catch up with you before class. Mind if we talk?"

>>18159217
>red brains

Um. Did Nanoha go all COOL YOUR HEAD on Vita?

>>18159217
>red brains
OH GOD, SHE'S ALREADY BEGAN TO KILL

>>18159217
Walk up and say hi, introduce yourself to her friend and ask if we can speak with Nanoha for a moment

rolled 9 = 9

>>18159217
What we say depends on how old she is.
You sticking with 9?

>>18159217
Polite and friendly,
"Nanoha, I was hoping we could have a quick chat before this afternoon's exercises, that is if your friend doesn't mind me stealing you for a few minutes."

DONT TELL HER WE KNOW SHE LIKES US.
It will make her think were talking about her behind her back AND will embarrass her.

"I wanted to apologize if I made you uncomfortable, or anything.
I think you're mad at me for some reason, and for that Im sorry."

That should cool her a bit.
Now, we wait for her response.

Just lead her in, but never drag her into the conversation

>>18159250
Dice, why do you antagonise me so?

>>18159250
Or if we are sticking it to a 9

>>18159250
Well, with Vita in here, she can be anything from 9 to whatever you want.
...it'd also mean she has her Cartridge system. Shit.


Ask her who her friend is then ask for a few moments with her alone, we have to talk.

>>18159250
>>18159284
okay, i will concede.
She's 12-ish. [as old as end of anime sakura, and about as old as nagi]
old enough to feel strongly about things.
but not too young to be squik-ish

>>18159313
12, you say?
That means she's starting to develop those delicious breasts and hips.
I think we'll have to talk to the twins...

>>18159313
we want to follow this anon's advice, >>18159259
basically say exactly that, we want to apologize if we made her uncomfortable, but we don't want to tell her outright that we know she has strong feelings for us.
And if she decides that punishing us during the exercise is going to make her feel better, well, then we best hope our teacups are in pretty damn good shape.

>>18159348
This is a good idea, plus if she hurts us she will feel bad about it later since we were nice

>>18159313
Well then, >>18159259 pretty much sums it up.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SAY 'FRIENDS'. Say we'd like to get to know her better, or something.
>squik
Eeeeh. I dunno about that.

>>18159332

No.

Bad.

>>18159255
>>18159361
>>18159348
>>18159259

These.

Polite. Nice, friendly.

Of course, I have a hilariously evil back-up plan, should this fail.

>>18159384

>Hilariously Evil Plan.

You can't just say something like that and not elaborate.

>>18159259
Second. We gotta try to head this off, and without making Nanoha feel bad.

>>18159384
I love it when more people than just me have contingency plans

>>18159384
No fear, I was kidding.
I fully agree with going full force butler-politeness on the situation.
And yes, DO NOT SAY 'FRIENDS'. IT WILL DOOM US.

>>18159406
Yes avoid Friends

>>18159395

She comes for us during the fight, before she can attack we stop time, run up to her, pull her into the time stop and shove our tongue down her throat.

Then we re-freeze her, erase evidence, and return to our position before re-starting time.

Emotional whiplash should be enough for her brain to shut down temporarily, and she won't even know we did it for real.

>>18159414
Not what I had planned but that is fucking brilliant for messing with her head...

We should do something similar to Keima when we want to mess with him

You walk up to Nanoha.

"Hi, Nanoha. Guess were having joint exercises today. Oh, who's your friend?"
"Hey there. I'm Vita." the red brained one aswers.
"I'm in Nanoha's team. And well kick your ass later."
"Ah, Miss Vita. I hope you don't mind if I took a few moments to talk to Nanoha?"
"Sure. Sure. I need to head inside anyway." She says as she leaves the two of you alone.

YOu turn to Nanoha.
"Nanoha, I notice you've been kinda upset around me lately. Now I'm not sure what I did. But I apologize profusely." you tell "I know you're mad about something, and for that I'm sorry."

Silence.
Just silence.
And then,
"I-I... I need to go back to my team."
She says as she hurries off inside the gym.

>>18159414
...you magnificient bastard. That might just work.
Unless we have to ROLL FOR EFFECTIVENESS.

>>18159414
>>18159419
Did.... did you just plan a timestop mouthfuck/mindfuck?

I have no idea ow to react to that

>>18159420
>red-brained
Are you trying to push a new in-joke on us?

>>18159421
Either way it woud get a response out of her, just depends whether it would be stunned "did that really happen?" or "What? I am gonna kill this bastard"

>>18159419

It might, if we didn't already explain our time-stop powers in detail to him.

He would know EXACTLY what was going on.

>>18159426

Hopefully, neither will she.

>>18159432
I never said he had to be unaware of what happened.

But you know he won't say anything in front of everyone, so we can sit there poker faced while trolling him around everyone

>>18159420
we need to figure out how a way to make sure that Sakura is the one fighting Nanoha. That ought to work out in our favor.

>>18159441
No we will have to react to how it evolves and hope we can throw her into Nanoha if that's what we try.

I like the idea of messing with her head and making her feel bad if she hurts us

>>18159440

But we told EVERYONE.

He could scream rape and the burden of proof would be on US.

>>18159447
Do it when no other team members are around.

It's not impossible, it just requires planning

rolled 6 = 6

>>18159455

Still wtf.

And Butlers be classier than that.

>>18159414
>and everyone else
Are you faggots serious?
Jesus Christ.

>>18159457
Why does everyone keep bringing that up? We troll the shit out of him already and we are not a butler. it's just a style we like to use. The last few threads should of amply shown that to everyone

>utter and complete annihilation is at hand?
>plan to troll Keima with timestop
Someone should make a advice_hayate.jpg
You guys are just glorious.

>>18159475
What can I say? The only person I like trolling more than ourselves is him

>>18159438
I think you broke LG

>>18159475
>access to master alchemist teacher
>must learn how to make genderswap potion