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    432 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Unlimited Blade Works Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)06:19 No.18173759  
    WE ARE BUTLER, WE MAKE TEA LIKE WE MAKE LOVE. HOT, ELEGANT AND SATISFYING.
    Majaik, elegance, and an angry teaset. We have it all.
    >ARCHIVES HERE
    >http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    Your group steps back into the gym, the next rounds start.
    "Okay guys, you all have reached the second round." Max says "We're sure fighting against friends might be hard for you, but think of it this way, It'll be fun to pit yourselves against each other."
    "Now, we your instructors, and your individual handlers will be keeping a close watch on these fights. So give it your all." Mike finishes.
    "Hat-chan, Generate another set of fields, if you please."

    It begins.
    --------------------------------------------------------
    >friday night
    >running quest on /tg/
    >no plans to go outside
    >same as always
    >Feels good man
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:21 No.18173767
    So, did you read the after-battle stuff?
    We got some ideas for Shirou's team.

    I think we should keep a theme of "Horribly broken, yet retarded". Shiki is fitting perfectly, as well as Sousuke Sagara for that.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:24 No.18173777
    >>18173759
    Same thing as before, Erica and Shinku to do some recon, and beware of AA majaik.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:26 No.18173783
    >>18173777
    This, and begin to throw cutlery around the battlefield. At the right time, we can enlarge them and allow Shinku to pass through them, creating a vast network of access.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)06:27 No.18173788
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    You and your team find yourselves in a diabetic's nightmare.

    Green twizzler grass swayed in the wind as mountains made of chocolate topped with vanilla icecream loom in the background.
    A forest of cupcake and lollipop trees stands to your left. A river of syrup burgles to your right.
    In the crystal blue sky, cotton candy clouds drift lazily, while lemondrop sun shines down upon you.

    "Holy shit. Shirou must be crapping his pants right now." you turn to say to Erica, only to find her attacking a gumball bush.
    "mmmphg?" she asks, her mouth full of sweets.
    "Never mind..."

    The round begins.

    WAT DO OH BUTLER BROS?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:27 No.18173789
    >>18173759

    So who are we up against?

    >DESSERT FIELD GOGO
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:28 No.18173792
    >>18173788

    Begin recon, same as before but carefully since we saw what the other team can do.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:28 No.18173794
    >>18173788
    Oh god. Shirou's become a conduit of the extradimensional plane he found.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:29 No.18173798
    >>18173788
    ...Are we fighting in a Witche's barrier?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:29 No.18173804
    >>18173788
    >he used CandyLand
    Eeeeeeeee
    Ground units stay grouped, air units high-altitude recon. Send Sakura with the airs for opportunistic bombardment.
    We should hover around the ground units on a saucer, ready to teacup at a moment's notice.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:30 No.18173807
    rolled 97 = 97

    > Skip Nanoha talk ending
    WHAT THE FUCK
    WHY WASN'T THERE A HUG OR SOMETHING
    GOD I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:31 No.18173810
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>18173807
    No offence intended Landing, MSQ is awesome, but still, that's just rude.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)06:31 No.18173813
    >>18173807
    She ran away.
    You didnt get to talk to her further.
    Adds more to the suspense doncha think?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:32 No.18173816
    >>18173813

    LG, who did you pick for Team Clueless?

    I just want the lulz
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:32 No.18173818
    >>18173759
    Who else is on Shirou's team? I think that would have become apparent during the one hour break. Also what anti-Shirou tactics has Keima concocted?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:32 No.18173819
    >>18173807
    >>18173810
    She. Ran. Away.
    After basically confessing how she felt, but still.
    She needs room, and maybe some explosions. Hopefully she's cooled off a little.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:33 No.18173821
    >>18173788
    Same as before, high altitude recon. Have them watch for possible AA fire; there were still 4 unknowns in Shirou's team.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:35 No.18173829
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    rolled 26 = 26

    >>18173813
    Well...
    Fuck me turnways, I missed the part where she ran away.
    Still.
    Should've ran after her or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:35 No.18173831
    >>18173818
    >anti-Shirou tactics
    In before "Take Lilly out."
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:36 No.18173833
    >>18173819
    >Hopefully she's cooled off a little.
    ...You mean someone blasted her into unconsciousness? Vita?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:37 No.18173841
    rolled 95 = 95

    >>18173819
    >cooled off
    I don't think there's continents here for her to destroy...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:37 No.18173843
    >>18173831
    If everyone else on Team "What is a Vagina" is as bad as Shirou, that's pretty much the best plan.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:39 No.18173852
    >>18173843

    Since Touma is confirmed, that bugger can actually plan out small schemes.

    God help us if Sousuke is onboard as well (which he probably is). We might be dealing with Vietnam style bamboo traps.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:39 No.18173855
    >>18173831
    I do agree geek the vulnerable one who gives them info is a priority but given that they have touma whose job is probably stand in front of her and don't let her get blown up by magic. We're going to need to split at the very least him off of her in order to make a good go of it. Also 4 of his team is unknown but probably not the biggest issue given that they got owned by the advanced students.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)06:39 No.18173857
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    >>18173816
    Okay here's team WHAT IS A VAGINA?
    Shirou
    Touma
    Yuuki Rito [to love ru, uses Lala's devices]
    Keitaro Urashima [love hina, sword user]
    Sagara Sousuke [FMP, guns, Bonta kun summoning]
    Ichika Orimura [Infinite Stratos, power armor]
    Lily
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:41 No.18173863
    >>18173857
    But Yuuki is far from clueless. VERY far.
    Just read TLR:D.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:41 No.18173864
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>18173857
    >Yuuki Rito [to love ru, uses Lala's devices]
    So we've won this already?
    Since they never work and cause more destruction than possible.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:41 No.18173865
    >>18173857

    >Rito

    >Keitaro

    What. This is gonna be troublesome.

    >Ichika

    Oh.. oh fuck. This is gonna hurt
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:41 No.18173866
    >>18173864
    Well, we might see a naked Sakura.
    Unfortunately, Touma isn't a lolicon.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:41 No.18173868
    >>18173857
    You forgot Shiki.

    Or is he Team Pedophilia/Cats are fine too ?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)06:42 No.18173870
    >>18173863
    lets go with TLR only yuuki rito.
    The guy that doesnt even try to get it on with a hot alien princess that sneaks into him in the bath
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:43 No.18173878
    >>18173857
    >Sagara Sousuke
    This could be really bad for us. He might be clueless in live, but he's a professional mercenary. The majaik probably caught him off guard during the first round, but I doubt that he will be such an easy target now.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:43 No.18173879
    rolled 31 = 31

    Also still saying that the guy from Mx0 should make an appearance at some point.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:44 No.18173883
    >>18173857
    >Shirou
    Fuuuuuuuuu-
    UWB

    >Touma
    Fuuuuuuuu-
    Imagine Breaker and Precognition to stop attacks of any speed and size.

    >Yuuki Rito
    Well, the inventions will strip our girls. He's also incredibly tough.

    >Keitaro
    Don't know him. Hated the first episode of Love Hina.

    >Sagara Sousuke
    ...He will snipe us, then boobytrap everything. Prepare your anus for Vietnam 2.0. We are the Americans.

    >Ichika
    Well, he can move at the speed of sound and is fucking powerful... He's also even more retarded than our bastardized version of Shirou.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:44 No.18173885
    >>18173879
    Together with Shiki.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)06:45 No.18173889
    i tried to balance thier team as much as yours.

    You = RITO
    Gai, Amazoness = Keitaro, Shirou
    Keima = Lily
    Sakura = Sousuke
    Erica = Ichika

    Formulate your plans, ill just put on some ramen
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:46 No.18173895
    >>18173883
    I dare say their power levels will be a bit lower than in their respective canons since they are new recruits in this
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:46 No.18173896
    >>18173883
    Welp, we need to rely on strategy then. I suggest scattering each member, making it difficult for Lily to carry out her strategy. Make sure all of the enemy is too busy fighting to listen to her.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)06:46 No.18173897
    >>18173879
    He transferred schools in the end right?
    Watch out for a flying mandrake in the yard
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:46 No.18173900
    >>18173889

    Would have been amusing with Setsuna as a human sized gundam though, heh.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:47 No.18173905
    Well, I guess we might be fucked.
    Ichika means we don't have any chance at aerial superiority. (Exception: We force him to use his sword. It runs on his own shield energy)
    Also, we need to scan the area for any kind of trap. Using Shinku might be well advised - Unfortunately, candy Land doesn't have mirrors.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:48 No.18173910
    rolled 29 = 29

    >>18173897
    Yeah he went to the private school at the end because he wanted a real gold, so he went to study for a year in the private school.
    Sucks balls that the series was killed.
    But yeah, I suggest either giving him Gold level or the Absorber level if you're planning on putting him in. Personally I'd rather him as an Absorber than Gold.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:48 No.18173913
    >>18173905
    However, the crazy field may help us hide enlarged pieces of cutlery everywhere.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:48 No.18173917
    >>18173857
    >team WHAT IS A VAGINA
    >Shirou
    Wait what ? But he has a harem AND fucks it. You sir, make no sense.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:49 No.18173919
    >>18173910
    Yeah, Gold is kinda boring.
    Let him be a CQC specialist and very good at absorbing stuff/using localized Mu effects.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:49 No.18173921
    >>18173905
    It means we need to use tactics to regain our advantages
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:50 No.18173924
    >>18173857
    Ok, close combat with these sods is unpleasant. They have Shirou, Keitaro who now uses a sword, Ichika and Sagara isn't a slouch at it. Also with Sousuke + Lily they've got some tactical chops which interfears with us. Fortunately they have very little in the way of artillery, except maybe Sagara. We need to get either Lily or Touma out of the way. Lily out of the way means they don't have our locations and we can split them up easier. Touma gone means we can unload on them from a distance without worrying about blocking, split them up with bombardment.

    Our first priority is to get them apart and see if we can pick them apart, if Keima has video of their last fight, which he could probably get, he ought to be able to predict their actions to a degree.

    I'm betting Erica is a better flier than Ichika but doesn't have the melee oomph that he carries.

    Oh, and make them come to us, or at least don't charge in blindly, Sousuke probably have fucking candy cane pit traps and cotton candy quicksand set up.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:50 No.18173926
    >>18173917
    Nohoho. Not THIS Shirou he doesn't. Closest we've seen of him having a sex life was when he saw us in Bunnymode and practically outright said he was going to masturbate to us.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:50 No.18173927
    >>18173913
    So, LG, how much shiny stuff can we spam in Candy Land?
    Using timestop might help us greatly.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:50 No.18173928
    >>18173917

    >point to the 'you lost me' banner for 4chan
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:50 No.18173929
    >>18173917
    This canon he left before screwing them all and it about as dense as a neutron star
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:50 No.18173933
    rolled 45 = 45

    >>18173913
    INCOMING OF VANILLA ICE CREAM BARRAGE!
    >>18173919
    He'll be a bitch to fight.
    Bloody good strategist and improviser.
    Can use the magic used against him.
    Imagine him loaning Nanoha's blast...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:51 No.18173945
    >>18173857
    Alright. Touma is a big threat with his ability to neutralise our magic-only nukes. We need to get Gai and Amazon on his ass ASAP.
    We're going to need to set up mirror-knives for Shinku. Might be best if she dumps Keima inside the mirror world.
    >>18173900
    Wearing a cardboard box with GUNDAM on it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:52 No.18173948
    >>18173933
    ...What would happen if he absorbed Starlight Breaker?
    That ability scales with the amount of mana scattered in the area.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:52 No.18173951
    >>18173926
    Then what's the point of calling him Shirou if he isn't Shirou ?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:53 No.18173955
    >>18173924
    Send Gai and Amazoness to take out Touma, they rely least on magical backup.

    Aside from that, we need to out-trap Sousuke with Jun, outfly Ichika with Erica and Shinku, And find a way to distract the rest long enough to take out Lily.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:53 No.18173956
    >>18173924
    Touma is easy to take down once isolated.
    You just need to send any of our CQC specialists on his ass. He's literally as strong as a normal guy. He does fight from time to time, but he ain't got shit on martial arts.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:53 No.18173958
    >>18173889
    > ill just put on some ramen
    Glad to see you're getting something other than onigiri.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:53 No.18173960
    >>18173951
    Because Shirou has Kurou.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:54 No.18173965
    >>18173955
    We need to use Erica and Shinku to force Ichika into using his special move.
    Fortunately, he doesn't have ANY ranged weapons.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:56 No.18173979
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>18173759
    Oh god
    If he has his own mana reserves that he can use to power up the absorbed skills...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:56 No.18173982
    >>18173960
    I'm not even going to pretend I understand that. This thread is just too weeaboo even for a weeaboo like me. Next thing I know I'll be eating ramen.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:57 No.18173989
    >>18173979
    DAMNIT MAN, quit thinking about what could happen and think about what WILL happen!

    Total victory, on OUR SIDE!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:57 No.18173991
    rolled 81 = 81

    >>18173982
    Shirou can turn into something that makes every single person in existence swoon over him.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:58 No.18173996
    >>18173982
    Yeah. I'd suggest reading the rest of the archive, then seeing if you have any questions left after that.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:58 No.18173999
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>18173989
    He's obviously talking about Taiga (I think is the Mx0 protagonist's name) who isn't in the quest yet.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)06:59 No.18174004
    >>18173982
    We blasted Shirou with an attempted gender change potion because he cockblocked us.

    Instead we got a big smooth black man that we swoon over.

    It's that sort of quest
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:00 No.18174013
    >>18173991
    No just us apparently
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)07:04 No.18174036
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    "Okay guys. We've discussed 3 basic options before the round started." keima tells you all.
    "Unfortunately, Shinku's teleportation will be limited here without mirrors." He turns to you "Hayate, throw as many trays as you can later; Give Hinku something to jump through."
    "Erica, you run decay as usual. If their flyer engages you, keep distance, he's CQC capable."
    "Gai, Amazoness, Keep mobile. They have that gun guy, don't let him get a bead on you."

    "Now we can do this in one of three ways."

    "First, we take out Lily. She's the Radar for the group and runs thier tactics. Take her out and they just may fall apart."

    "We could also divide and conquer. Split them up and take them down one by one."

    "Lastly we could go for Shirou. From what I've seen, he's the powerhouse of the group. Take him down, and their combat effectiveness will be reduced considerably."

    "What do you want to do?"

    [ ]go for Lily
    [ ]go for shirou
    [ ]divide and conquer
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:06 No.18174050
    >>18174036
    Touma will probably babysit Lilly;
    [x] Divide
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:07 No.18174056
    >>18174036
    Divide And Conquer.
    Go for Lily with Gai & Amazoness, Go for Shirou with Sakura, Ichika with Erica And Shinku, Jun setting up traps and protecting Keima, and us setting up trays and protecting Keima.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:08 No.18174061
    goddamnit LG I need SLEEP
    It's 4 fucking AM on the west coast.
    >>18173924
    everything he said makes sense to me, but I'm really not familiar with any of these people, so I'm not gonna offer any advice other than, let's roll just as dispiritedly as we did last thread, and we should survive just fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:08 No.18174062
    >>18174036
    Lily then divide and conquer
    When we finish Shirou it needs to be with a giant brick of fudge
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:09 No.18174070
    >>18174036
    [x] divide and conquer, until someone has a very clear shot at taking out Lily.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:10 No.18174075
    >>18174062
    I don't think we want to activate Dorfrou. He may do Unlimited Amulet Works or something.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:10 No.18174080
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>18174036

    Divide and conquer. Going for lily is the obvious route and will require use of Gai and amazoness but we can't spare them while their combat poweress is still at max.

    Take down one or two then rush lily.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:10 No.18174081
    >>18174075
    That's sort of the idea, we distract him
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:11 No.18174087
    >>18174036
    I'd rather not rush straight for Shirou, I want combat advantage over him. Lily is being babysat by Touma so if we rush straight for Lily we can't use long range magic so we'd need to go straight through all the traps Sousuke has to reach the middle of their defended core which will be unpleasant to say the least.

    Divide and Conquer, if we see a shot for Lily take it otherwise pick off who we can.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:16 No.18174114
    Divide and conquer and use an ambush with shinku to take out lily.

    Maybe even drag her into the mirror so we can remove her from the equation quicker
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:18 No.18174123
    >>18174036
    >[x] Violate Lily
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)07:20 No.18174134
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    >divide and conquer.

    "Erica, take point. Lure the flyer away from them."
    "Shinku, go with her. Jun stay with me."
    "Sakura, hide for now, and try to shoot at lily if you can find an opportunity."
    "Gai, Amazoness, I want you two to split up and engage Shirou and the other sword guy. Lure them away form the group. Defeat or detain if possible."

    "Hayate, keep mobile and keep scattering trays. Be ready to assist anyone of us when i tell you."

    "Okay, Move out!"

    Your Erica flies up followed by Shinku, Gai takes the direct route by the river, and Amazoness and Sakura go through the forest. You run by the river as well and throw as many trays as you can around.


    'Flyer on our tail!' Erica reports. 'Leading him across the river.'
    'Engaging Shirou' Gai calls in
    'Sword guy found' form Amazoness
    'I'm in position, that spikey haired guy is with Lily.' Sakura tells the group.

    'SWORD GUY IS ATTACKING ME! Goddamn that's a huge sword!' Erica says over the link
    'KEEP AWAY! Lure him further!'

    'Shirou diverted into river.'
    'Swordguy follow me to forest.'
    'I can't see the gun guy!' sakura says
    'He's not showing up on my scans.' Keima replies.

    And then you run into him.
    He jumps out of the river in full scuba gear, a nasty looking harpoon in his hands.

    ***ROLL FOR EVASION***
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:22 No.18174145
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>18174134
    DIVE DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:22 No.18174146
    rolled 23 = 23

    >>18174134
    Dappering commence.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:23 No.18174149
    rolled 36 = 36

    >>18174134
    Evasive butlering go!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:23 No.18174153
    >>18174134
    >'I'm in position, that spikey haired guy is with Lily.' Sakura tells the group.
    - Time
    - Fight
    - Power
    ONE SHOT KILL AGAINST TOUMA. Lily should be easy after that.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:24 No.18174155
    rolled 1 = 1

    Move our little fluffy tail out of there
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:24 No.18174157
    rolled 81 = 81

    >>18174134

    ROLLING
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:24 No.18174158
    rolled 97 = 97

    >>18174134
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:24 No.18174159
    rolled 33 = 33

    'ere we go!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:25 No.18174161
    >>18174134
    Come on! We will NOT lose he-
    >>18174155
    Well gents, Bad End imminent. I'll see you on the other side.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:25 No.18174164
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>18174155
    >>18174157
    >>18174158
    all of my why.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:25 No.18174165
    I wonder if Touma will attempt a morality speech on Sakura...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:25 No.18174166
    >>18174155
    >dice+1d00

    >d00

    Hmm
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)07:25 No.18174167
    >>18174153
    She doesnt have all the cards. [well not the too powerful ones]
    Also if i remember my INDEX correct area effect things dont work on touma.
    [i could be wrong.]

    Your best bet is to engage him in a physical fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:26 No.18174171
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>18174134

    Touma's ability only works when he has something he can touch.

    "SAKURA, USE THE SLEEP CARD"
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:27 No.18174176
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>18174166
    Yeah fuck it up sorry saw that afterward properly this time
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:27 No.18174178
    >>18174167
    Touma's ability is wonky.
    Last novel we had an enemy who actually used magic to stop his whole body except for the arm.
    But in the latest Railgun chapter, Misaka tried to take him over but didn't have any effect. And in the past he needed to touch his head in order to remove mindfuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:28 No.18174182
    >>18174171
    Yeah, sleep will work as long as he doesn't touch his head.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:29 No.18174189
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>18174171
    Rolling for Sleep.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:30 No.18174199
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>18174134
    [what manga is Touma from anyway?]
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:32 No.18174207
    >>18174199
    Toaru Magutsu no Index.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:32 No.18174213
    >>18174207
    Thanks.... is it good btw?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:33 No.18174219
    >>18174199
    There's no Index Manga.
    Well, there is, but it's horrible.
    The anime also sucks.
    And the books, which are the source material, aren't all that good.

    It still love the world building and characters in Raildex.
    Hopefully we'll have squad Shock and Awe with Mikoto and Cole McGrath.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:34 No.18174222
    >>18174199
    To aru Majutsu no Index (A Certain Magical Index) and the spinoff To aru Kagaku no Railgun (A Certain Scientific Railgun).
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:34 No.18174231
    >>18174182

    Thing is sleep is also an area effect. Even if he does touch his head, Lily's going down.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:35 No.18174233
    >>18174222
    For Index, avoid the manga.
    For Railgun, avoid the anime and stay with the manga.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:35 No.18174234
    >>18174231
    ...Until he touches her.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:37 No.18174247
    >>18174219
    >>18174233

    Alright, thanks. Almost started reading the manga.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:38 No.18174254
    >>18174234

    That only removes the enchantment keeping her asleep. Until he shakes her awake, our team-mates have some time to fight while the opponent is uncoordinated.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)07:38 No.18174256
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    You dive to the ground.
    The harpoon barely missing your shoulder.
    He pulls out a nasty combat knife, and you pull out a sword.
    You trade blows with him, none of you getting the upper hand.
    You parry him and set up for a blow.
    He jumps back into the water and disappears.

    'Sagara is using the river for cover!' you tell Keima 'watch out!'
    'Request assistance! We're far away now, but we can't take him out on our own.' Erica yells over the mindlink
    'Shirou diverted. Making time.'
    'In Forest, fighting glasses-guy, try to finish him.'
    'I took a shot at lily, the spikey haired boy stopped it. I'm moving.'

    you weigh your options
    [ ]help erica
    [ ]attack lily
    [ ]help gai
    [ ]help amazoness

    >>18174199
    To aru majutsu no Index.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:40 No.18174271
    >>18174256
    Helping Erica. Ichika could be a real bother, and we must keep up appearances.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:41 No.18174272
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>18174256
    [x] help our angel.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:41 No.18174282
    rolled 42 = 42

    >>18174256

    [x] Rush lily.

    Once shes down they're uncoordinated.

    Sagara's not gonna surface close to them and if we hold down Touma, Sakura can blast lily.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:42 No.18174286
    >>18174271
    >>18174272

    Erica and Shinku can't take out Ichika on their own but they're not losing. If we can free up sakura's firepower, everything else goes down faster.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:43 No.18174290
    >>18174256
    [x] Erica
    Drop trays along the way
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:43 No.18174293
    >>18174256
    Attack Lily, I think Erica can keep away from Ichika ok, especially if she focuses on pure avoidance and prety much everyone is elsewhere, if needed use up to 15-20 seconds of time stop to ensure that she goes down fast and hard.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:44 No.18174297
    Keep Touma busy to allow Sakura for a blow against Lily.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:44 No.18174301
    >>18174256

    [x] Rush Lily

    Specifically, attack Touma with our Belt Sword and athletic skills. While Sakura goes after lily.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:45 No.18174303
    >>18174256
    Rush lily.
    Pop a short time stop to take her down then help erica, once we regain aerial supremacy the rest will fall into place
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:49 No.18174336
    rolled 62 = 62

    I'd love to stay and follow but Sins of a Solar Empire Rebellion Beta :c
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)07:55 No.18174367
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    rolled 14 = 14

    >rushing lily
    >distract touma

    You take the opportunity to go to Lily's position.
    you find her standing in the open by the river, with touma standing guard over her.

    You ready your belt sword and attack.
    On your first thrust, he avoids it deftly.
    He does the same on your second.
    You soften the blade to make your attacks more unpredictable.
    You swing it at him, the flexible blade snaking through the air.
    He catches the edge with one hand, the sound of breaking glass fills the air, and your sword reverts to a belt.
    'Oh, he really does cancel any magic.' you think to yourself.
    You begin using the belt as a whip.

    ***ROLL FOR WHIP SKILLS***
    If one of the first 5 rolls beats mine touma is destracted enough for sakura to fire a shot
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)07:56 No.18174370
    >>18174367
    Wow. Easy mode.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:56 No.18174376
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>18174367
    >14
    OH BOY
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:56 No.18174379
    rolled 19 = 19

    rollan
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:56 No.18174380
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>18174367

    Attack!!

    That 14 is an accurate show of touma's actual combat skills.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:57 No.18174384
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>18174367
    Watch us all fail this
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:57 No.18174386
    rolled 80 = 80

    >>18174367
    I hope we don't get a flood of failure, seriously we have a .005% chance of failing this guys.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)07:57 No.18174389
    >>18174367

    The belt was magic? Huh. Do we have any non-magical weapons?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)07:59 No.18174401
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    You use your whip and the maneuvering you learned from combat training with mike to push him away from Lily

    'SAKURA NOW!' you yell.
    A huge fireball blasts its way through the trees right at Lily.
    Toum tries to intercept the fireball but you bind his arm with your belt and stop him from doing so.

    Sakura's fireball hits. Lily is out.

    WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)08:00 No.18174405
    >>18174389
    belt is activated/powered by magic.
    Once it was touched, it reverted to its 'OFF' mode
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:00 No.18174408
    rolled 68 = 68

    >>18174401

    Get Sakura to assist Erica and Shinku. Once Ichika is down, air superiority is ours.

    We take down Touma and knock him out.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:01 No.18174412
    >>18174401
    Beat the crap out of Touma.
    How does he use a Device, anyway. If he held it in his right hand, wouldn't it pretty much die?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:01 No.18174415
    >>18174412
    Didn't LG mention that he doesn't?

    But yeah, just beat him up. Don't use weapons, just use our enhanced strength.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)08:02 No.18174416
    >>18174412
    Special case trainee from Academy City.
    No device listed in records.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:02 No.18174420
    Fridge Logic:
    Isn't Touma kind of dangerous for this kind of training?
    He does disable the barrier Jackets, after all.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:03 No.18174424
    >>18174401
    Fully mundane combat against touma is go!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:03 No.18174427
    >>18174401
    Teleport to Erica and Shinku and help them once we have them clear it should all fall into place
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:04 No.18174433
    >>18174401
    They have lost one of their main advantages, kick Touma in the balls and see if we can take him out of action quickly through beat down, he can cancel magic but not the kinetic energy from something like us slamming his head into a rock, nor can he stop us from strangling him with our metal belt. Have the rest of the group regroup, focus on taking them out one at the time, Ichika is very seperated and their only air power so I'd choose him as their first target.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:04 No.18174436
    >>18174401
    time stop for all of ten seconds, hit him in the balls as many times as possible during those ten seconds.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:04 No.18174438
    >>18174420
    Speaking of, couldn't he just cancel our "HP bars"/shields? I mean, they're magic too...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:05 No.18174442
    rolled 63 = 63

    >>18174436
    Coward.
    WE'RE A BUTLER.
    Fair CQC GO!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)08:06 No.18174446
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    'SAKURA! ASSIST ERICA!' Keima instructs her.
    'Hayate, keep on Touma! Don't use magic!'

    You keep trading blows with Touma, using your reflexes that rival his.
    The two of you wade into the bushes loaden with gummy bears, still brawling like two characters from a generic afternoon school drama.

    You trip and fall backwards.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:06 No.18174447
    >>18174436

    Waste of timestop

    We'll need every second to survive against nanoha
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:07 No.18174452
    >>18174433
    >strangling
    Now that you mention it... Does such an action remove HP?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:08 No.18174457
    >>18174446
    >inb4 "I will shatter that illusion of yours!"
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:08 No.18174460
    >>18174446
    KICK HIM IN THE NUTS
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:11 No.18174478
    >>18174446
    Drive his testicles up into his stomach with a well placed BUTLER KICK!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:11 No.18174479
    I hope we'll get Taskforce Biribiri.
    It's Mikoto and all of her clones (Including Last Order and Worst) + Accelerator (Because he's pretty much LO's mother and Worst's wife) + Cole McGrath (Because Fuck Yeah, Electricity)
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)08:13 No.18174488
    As you hit the ground, your mouth open in a yell of alarm, a few gummy bears fall in to it.

    And then it happened.

    YOU ARE A BEAR. A KODIAK BEAR.
    In front of you is a grizzly bear.
    The two of your are vying for territory.
    Territory you will need to attract as many bear-bitches as you can this frantic mating season.
    Territory that encompasses part of the river full of delicious salmon.
    You roar. He roars.
    You charge him, your claws raking through the air.
    Claws, fangs, teeth and fur, all collide together in an amazing display of savageness.

    ***ROLL FOR BEAR COMBAT***
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:14 No.18174495
    rolled 4 = 4

    >>18174488
    BEAR COMBAT!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:14 No.18174498
    rolled 38 = 38

    >>18174488
    NOW WE'RE USING OUR BEAR HANDS
    RAAAAAAGH
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:14 No.18174499
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>18174488
    im not sure what just happened but ok rollan.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:14 No.18174503
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>18174488
    That's stupi- ROAWRARARWRAWR
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:15 No.18174505
    rolled 56 = 56

    >>18174488

    >Whut

    >Ah to hell with it

    RAWR
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:15 No.18174509
    rolled 15 = 15

    >>18174488
    This is our Salmon!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:15 No.18174510
    rolled 16 = 16

    >everyone failing their dices
    This is unbearable.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:15 No.18174512
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>18174495
    >>18174498
    >>18174499
    jesus we suck at getting good rolls.
    >can't think of bear pun for rolling dice
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:15 No.18174515
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    rolled 66 = 66

    >>18174488

    RAWR
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:16 No.18174519
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>18174488
    Fuck you /tg/ dice, just why?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:16 No.18174521
    rolled 34 = 34

    >>18174512

    Gambearou
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:17 No.18174529
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    rolled 86 = 86

    >>18174488
    one more for good luck
    pic related
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:20 No.18174540
    Why all the dick/balls attacks?
    Because its a straight up fight with no majaik, so we might as well fight like this is Riddle of Steel, and that means attacking the dick of our opponent.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)08:21 No.18174547
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    He takes a swipe at you, and hits you in the chest. But it only serves to fuel your ferocity.
    'ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!' you angrily shout.
    You attack him with your bear hands.
    The blows hit one after another.
    You roar your dominance.
    His claws ineffective against your furry hide.
    His fangs striking empty air.
    You attack him like the savage beast that you are.
    The territory is yours. The salmon is yours.
    All the bear-bitches are yours.
    With a cacophany of roars you celebrate your victory.

    'ROOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!' you say
    'STOP ROARING OVER THE GODDAMN MINDLINK!' Keima yells out to you.
    'You took him out!' he angrily tells you 'STOP ROARING.'

    'Amazoness is fighting Keitaro in the forest, Gai is just down the river with Shirou.' he updates you on the situation 'go help one of them.'
    --------------------------------------------------------
    Outside back in the gym, Touma cups his crotch, wincing as he remembers the vicious kick you gave him as you fell backwards.
    "Why is he roaring and beating up that tree?" he asks no one in particular.


    [ ]amazoness
    [ ]gai
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:22 No.18174551
    >>18174488
    >gummybear bush
    OH GOD YES
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:23 No.18174556
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>18174547
    [x] Amazoness
    Let Gai and Shirou/Kurou have their epic BEST FRIENDS BATTLE.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:23 No.18174559
    Who in the fuck who think of attacking Touma during mating session?
    Getting all the bitches is his special ability. Severing the red strings of fate to get a bigger harem is part of IB's ability.
    >> Alpharius 03/02/12(Fri)08:24 No.18174565
    >>18174547
    >[X]Amazoness
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:24 No.18174566
    >>18174547
    Gai knows Shirou enough to be able to fight him competently so

    >[x] amazoness
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:24 No.18174567
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>18174547

    KEITARO

    Shirou we end with Unlimited Fudge Works
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:25 No.18174568
    >>18174547
    Tell Gai to keep on the defensive and don't be afraid of disengaging and just plain prolonging the fight. When we take Shirou we want all the people available possible to mob and dogpile his mining ass to make sure he doesn't have a chance to pull out Unlimited Fudge Works.

    Help Amazoness, whittle them down bit by bit, no need to go straight for their powerhouse with people still busy.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:27 No.18174577
    Sousuke is still around...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:30 No.18174588
    Okay, that's our, what, second unprovoked attack on an inanimate object? Mike must seriously be considering sending us to some kind of therapy at this point. As soon as he finishes laughing at our dumb ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:36 No.18174615
    >>18174588
    We were on gummy bears, which means that Max spiked them with bear leaves.

    We really need to learn to make bear leaf tea now.

    And honestly LG I love you
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)08:36 No.18174618
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    "WINDY!!!!!!!" Sakura yells as she casts her spell.
    A tornado engulfs Ichika.
    Erica goes in for the kill.

    Sousuke pops out of the river and pulls a Javelin launcher out of nowhere.
    He locks onto Erica.
    As Erica lands the hits she needed to take out Ichika, Sousuke blasts her out of the match.

    he disappears back in to the river.
    ----------------------------------------------------------------

    You run through the forest, headed to assist Amazonness.
    You find the tow combatants in a clearing.
    Trading blows with sword and spear.
    As you are about to rush to help her, Keitaro trips on a brownie-rock jutting out of the ground.

    He falls facefirst into your green-haired friend's bossom.
    She kicks him in the nuts and takes him out.

    WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:37 No.18174626
    >>18174618
    Oh you dick.
    Everyone group up on Gai.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:37 No.18174627
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>18174618

    "ERICAAA"

    "Sakura, WATER card! Flush Sousuke out!"
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:38 No.18174628
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>18174547
    We should go fight Ron Burgundy. He totally is laughing at us from his wizard toward.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:38 No.18174633
    >>18174618
    find sousuke and get some revenge, and before sousuke can get to gai, who is also fighting by the river. so basically go assist gai and watch out for sousuke
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:39 No.18174636
    >>18174618
    Poor keitaro.

    And let's melt some gummy bears from that bush and throw them into the river to make him trip balls and go bear mode.

    Also make sure we ask max about them when we get out
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:39 No.18174639
    >>18174626
    hey, we chose to go for lily, not assist erica. that's probably going to ensure our victory, but that's what it cost us.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:40 No.18174643
    Pour hot tea into the river.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:40 No.18174646
    >>18174636
    Yessssss. Bearmode his ass.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:41 No.18174651
    >>18174639
    That doesn't mean we can't take vengeance
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:42 No.18174655
    >>18174618
    waitaminute LG, where the hell was Shinku, she was supposed to be supporting Erica?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)08:44 No.18174667
    >>18174655
    She was. And as Erica said, they didnt have the power to take him out.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:46 No.18174682
    >>18174667

    Shes gonna kick our ass when we're done.

    ....

    And since shes out... Nanoha has the chance for a one-on-one talk with her.

    >CUE DRAMA
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:47 No.18174686
    >>18174682
    Nanoha is probably still in her second fight
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:48 No.18174696
    >>18174686

    Theres really only one person on that team who can give her trouble.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:50 No.18174716
    >>18174618
    Shinku and Amazoness help Gai.

    Sakura uses her Ice Card to freeze the river and immobilize Sousuke.

    As for us, we get ready to drop a ton of fudge on Shirou.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)08:53 No.18174730
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    YOu head over to assist Gai.
    Shinku and Sakura following close behind.

    You find Shirou fighting Gai by the river, He's using a pair of short shorts to compensate for the in-close style Gai is using.
    'EVERYONE GANG UP ON HIM! Don't let him cast that spell! If he finishes the chant he used earlier we lose!' Keima orders over the mindlink.

    Shirou notices that he's now fully out numbered.
    "I am the bone of my sword.." He begins to chant
    Gai rushes in. You do the same with a pair of knife-swords.
    He changes to a sword and shield to better defend against two assailants.
    Sakura charges a spell behind you.
    "Steel is my body, and fire is my blood...."

    'Don't let him fini- OH SHIT! HE FOUND ME!' and Keima's link goes dead.
    Overhead, Shinku is also taken out of the match.

    ***ROLL FOR SHIROU FIGHTAN***
    you must beat an 80+
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:55 No.18174747
    rolled 31 = 31

    >>18174730
    we are going to FAIL
    we are going to FUCK THIS UP
    because the dice HATE US
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:55 No.18174749
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>18174730

    rolling
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:55 No.18174750
    rolled 33 = 33

    Just finished reading the rest of this.

    Fuckin' MAGIC.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:56 No.18174751
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    rolled 1 = 1

    >>18174730

    Damn, should have move to assault sousuke.

    SHIROU!!!

    TAKE THIS,

    MY LOVE, MY ANGER

    AND ALL OF THIS FUDGE
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:56 No.18174752
    >>18174747
    Welp...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:56 No.18174755
    rolled 82 = 82

    >>18174730
    come on
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:56 No.18174756
    rolled 22 = 22

    >>18174730
    DAMMIT!
    FUCK YOU SHIROU!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:56 No.18174758
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    rolled 11 = 11

    >>18174751
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:57 No.18174762
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    rolled 44 = 44

    >>18174751

    Oh god, wtf.

    The hilarity.

    >>18174730

    Rollin'
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:57 No.18174763
    rolled 38 = 38

    >>18174730
    Hey Shirou FUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:57 No.18174764
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>18174751

    Unlimited fudge works?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:57 No.18174765
    >>18174751
    >>18174755
    oh balls. what's LG gonna do with this.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:57 No.18174766
    >>18174730
    >>18174751
    Oh boy here we go.
    >>18174755
    Well at least we get our HUE and eat fudge too.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:58 No.18174769
    Yeah, no.

    /tg/ DICE!!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:58 No.18174771
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>18174730

    FUDDDDGEE
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:58 No.18174774
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>18174730
    We really should have had Sakura freeze the river.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:59 No.18174780
    I'd rather get HUEHUE'd now with this, and then have Shirou get BEFRIENDED in the finals than have this happen against Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:59 No.18174781
    rolled 44 = 44

    Oh god, I hope I this actually works for once.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)08:59 No.18174782
    >>18174696
    Which team is it?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:01 No.18174791
    >>18174782

    Negi's team.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:01 No.18174796
    rolled 72 = 72

    Holding out for a 100
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:02 No.18174803
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>18174796
    pft yeah right, as if the RNG would give us anything larger than 50
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:02 No.18174811
    >>18174796
    nigga stop rolling
    LG is probably already writing up our glorious failure.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:02 No.18174812
    >>18174791
    What kind of team is it? I completely forgot.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:03 No.18174818
    rolled 58 = 58

    >>18174811
    I can dream
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:03 No.18174820
    >>18174812
    We don't know; all we know is Negi is on it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:04 No.18174826
    rolled 96 = 96

    >>18174730
    DISTRACT HIM WITH FUDGE!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)09:04 No.18174827
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    >>18174751
    Desperate to cut him off, you dive in blindly.
    He parries your blow and sends you stumbling into a tree.
    Your momentum and the sharpness of your blade combined cuts the tree easily.
    As the lollipop laden plant crashes into the ground, you hear Shirou yell out in red hot rage.
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE YUMMIES!"

    -----------------------------------------------------------
    Your records with the Bureau are sealed with one final note.
    [Casualty: Training Mishap]
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:05 No.18174837
    rolled 10 = 10

    >>18174827
    >[Casualty: Training Mishap]
    THAT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE MAKE YOUR HUE HUE MORE LOGICAL LG!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:05 No.18174838
    The quest has a extraordinary amount of critical failures
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:05 No.18174840
    >>18174827
    Hahah.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:07 No.18174852
    >>18174837
    >not possible
    >Shirou
    Uh huh.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:08 No.18174853
    >>18174827

    Imagine what Shirou's file was sealed with.

    [Casualty: White Devil Rampage]
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:08 No.18174856
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    rolled 16 = 16

    LG's face when I've yet to even boot up SoaSE Rebellion yet because this fucking thread.
    But now. After the next update.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:09 No.18174867
    >>18174838
    It does with Shirou
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)09:12 No.18174884
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    >>18174755
    "I have created over a thousand blades."
    he continues as he withstands your assault
    'Move please!' Sakura tells you and Gai
    She fires. Amazoness relases an arrow.
    ...
    "Unknown to death."
    He stands blocks it easily with his shield.
    Gai rushes in again, Amazoness joins him
    "Nor known to life."

    'Fuck. We really need to stop him.'

    "Have withstood pain to create many weapons."
    He parries both Gai and Amazoness with surprising ease.
    "Yet, those hands will never hold anything."
    he lands a hit on Gai sending him staggering back.

    "So as I pray..."
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:13 No.18174895
    >>18174884
    Rape incoming.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:14 No.18174899
    >>18174884
    In before fudge.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:15 No.18174900
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    rolled 81 = 81

    >>18174884
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:17 No.18174906
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>18174884
    wait stop WATCHTIME!
    stop time and then stuff his face with hard fudge or cement or something
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:18 No.18174915
    >>18174884
    Five second timestop. Shove a bunch of candy into his mouth.
    >> Blackheart !!d+z47tvchVl 03/02/12(Fri)09:18 No.18174916
    Inb4InfiniteRapeWorks
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:20 No.18174927
    >inb4 infinite time travelling Hayate works
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:25 No.18174947
    time stop
    encase shirou in fudge
    face camera
    time on
    warm gentlemanly smile which melts every spectators heart.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:26 No.18174954
    WHY IS NO ONE SLAPPING THE SHIROU OUT OF HIM?!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:26 No.18174955
    >>18174954
    Because then we'd lose.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)09:26 No.18174957
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    "Unlimited blade wo-"
    "HEY SHIROU LOOK!" you scream as you wave towards a huge block of fudge floating on one of your saucers.

    At 20x20meters, the block of fudge is loaded with cashews walnuts and pecans.
    The smell alone would be enough to drive a sugar fiend insane.
    "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!" Shirou drops his weapons, and jumps for the block of his dreams.
    Sakura takes this opportunity to blast him again.
    "NOOOOOOOOOOO! FUDGE MIIIIIIIIINE!"
    He says as he resists the beam.
    Gai throws in a kick that sends Shirou crashing into the ground about 10 meters away.

    He's down but not out.
    Struggling to get up, still saying "FUUUUUUUUUUDGE."
    You walk up to him, the block of fudge floating up behind you.

    "You can have your fudge and eat it too!"
    You tell him as you drop the load on him taking him out of the match.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:28 No.18174966
    >>18174957
    Hahaha. Interrupting with 'Unlimited Fudge Works' would have been better, but whatever.
    Now we've gotta find that goddamn Sousuke.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:29 No.18174968
    >>18174957
    YES, my idea was used
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:29 No.18174969
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    >>18174957
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:31 No.18174975
    Yay! we stopped Shirou! we still have a freaking spy to get revenge on though.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:32 No.18174978
    ...Kinda anticlimatic.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:32 No.18174979
    >>18174966
    Let's just bear the bastard. Melt some gummy bears down throw them into the lake and force him out
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:32 No.18174982
    >>18174957
    Alright, now we need to find Sousuke.

    Sakura should freeze the river to make sure that he can't retreat to it.

    And don't bunch up, Sousuke will probably throw some grenades.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:32 No.18174983
    >>18174957

    nice

    guerrilla guy is probably going to be a bitch to beat/find.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:36 No.18175001
    >>18174982
    Water is densest at 4°C.
    It's better to heat the river up.
    Unlimited hot tea works!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)09:37 No.18175004
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    With Keima gone, the team deffers to you for a plan to find and take out Sousuke.

    He's hiding in the river, using ambush tactics he's succesfuly taken out 3 of your team.

    You have 2 close range combatants left, you, and your cannon Sakura.

    You consider how to do this.

    WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >brb smoke
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:38 No.18175006
    rolled 74 = 74

    >>18175004
    does sakura have any electricity spells?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:38 No.18175009
    >>18175006
    Canonically, yes.
    For the quest? Let's ask LG.

    If no electricity, we should try heat.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:39 No.18175011
    >>18175004
    Make BEARMODE potion.
    Flood river with BEARMODE potion.
    Nuke BEARMODE Sousuke from range.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:39 No.18175012
    >>18175006
    http://ccs.wikia.com/wiki/The_Thunder_(%E9%9B%B7)
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:40 No.18175015
    >>18175004
    This
    >>18174979
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)09:40 No.18175019
    It's a river of SYRUP

    Also goddamn, i shouldave used this line
    "Fudgement day has come."
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:41 No.18175021
    >>18175019
    Let's encase him in caramell.
    FIRE AWAY!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:42 No.18175027
    >>18175004
    >>18175019
    We can still freeze syrup.

    Have Sakura user her Ice Card.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:44 No.18175037
    LG, take a look at this.
    http://ccs.wikia.com/wiki/Clow_Cards
    Tell us which cards Sakura actually has.
    Give us character sheets for everyone, not just Hayate.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:45 No.18175042
    >>18175037
    >everyone
    Well geeze guy.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/02/12(Fri)09:49 No.18175062
    Why not try to capture him with a giant teacup before he dive back into the water? Then finish him off with powerful attack.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:50 No.18175065
    >>18175062
    He's in the river right now.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)09:50 No.18175076
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    >>18175037
    here

    Ill try and make sheets for everyone this weekend
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:53 No.18175090
    >>18175076

    >Plenty of rape
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:54 No.18175091
    >>18175076
    That sure is some water focus she has there...

    >silence onoserv
    No Captcha, I think Silence would be part of The Windy.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)09:54 No.18175093
    >>18175076
    >Arrow + Through
    This will be our ultimate ace in case of unbreakable barriers.

    She could also buff us greatly. In this fight she could've given Erica Sword to become superior to Itchika.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)09:59 No.18175117
    Still waiting on that plan to get Sousuke
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:01 No.18175130
    >>18175117
    Our plan is to fuck with the river. Unless he isn't in the river?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:01 No.18175131
    >>18175117
    I'm still saying that we use The Freeze to freeze the syrup river, immobilize him, and then hit him with a tea-laser/fireball combo.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:01 No.18175134
    >>18175117
    I think everyone agrees on fucking with the river.
    I'm in favor of turning it into Caramell.
    Other options are freezing and filling it with BEAR hallucinations.

    ...Hey, how about illusion? Create an illusion of the river starting to heat up. Sousuke will jump out and be vulnerable.
    Another illusion could be used to mask our presence so that he lets his guard down.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:02 No.18175139
    >>18175117
    maybe we can have sakura hit him with the float next time he appears and then we rush in and annihalate him? I'm not good with plans so I'm gonna need to know if this will work or not from the rest of you
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:04 No.18175148
    >>18175139
    Good idea.
    First Illusion/BEAR/Caramell/Ice, then float.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:05 No.18175153
    rolled 16 = 16

    I think we must lure him out into a trap somehow.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:06 No.18175155
    rolled 27 = 27

    Freeze will lock him in place and we still wont know where he is.

    Bear gum toxin probably will not work since it needs to be ingested and hes with full scuba gear AND he has Bonta-kun.

    Fire would take too long. As the temp rises, he can just slip out.

    Our best bet would be the Electric Card. That should shock even Bonta-kun and draw out his location. Once we have him, we can force him out of the water and focus fire.

    To this, we should be in the air, to scout for his location. Once we ascertain it, we can direct the rest of our team in.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:08 No.18175162
    >>18175155
    > That should shock even Bonta-kun and draw out his location.
    I don't think a military mascot won't have a Faraday cage.

    I'm voting for using illusion to lure him out and Float to keep him out. In the meantime, we charge our tealaser.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)10:08 No.18175165
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    "Sakura, freeze the river." you tell her.
    "Let's flush him out or immobilize him."
    "Gai, Amazoness, watch the banks."

    Sakura casts freeze on the river, as you observe.
    30 seconds, no sign
    1 minute, no movement.
    Still you wait.

    You hear a rustling from behind you.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:10 No.18175170
    >>18175165
    "Oh, clever boy."
    Throw a giant teacup behind us.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:11 No.18175181
    rolled 79 = 79

    >>18175165
    >You hear a rustling from behind you.
    This could be a distraction... but I'm not sure.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:12 No.18175187
    >>18175165
    Timestop, knife him.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:12 No.18175191
    >>18175165
    Clearly it is our jimmies.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:13 No.18175193
    >>18175170
    This. If its an ally we can apologise after they tell us, if its him we defend ourselves
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:13 No.18175195
    >>18175165
    Tell Sakura to fly above us.
    Summon knives in a circle around us so that they stab everything in our viccinity.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)10:15 No.18175199
    YOu turn around to find a brown hamster[?] mascot, wearing a bulletproof vest and a helmet aiming at you with a shotgun.
    Behind it are two more hamsters[?] but grey in color and holding machine guns.

    They fire.

    ***ROLL FOR EVASION***
    you must beat an 80 for the whole team to dodge safely
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:15 No.18175204
    rolled 97 = 97

    >>18175199

    DODGE
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:15 No.18175205
    rolled 77 = 77

    >>18175199

    /tg/ dice go!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:16 No.18175206
    rolled 19 = 19

    >>18175199
    Here we fucking go...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:16 No.18175207
    >>18175204
    Yes! No one else roll!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:16 No.18175208
    rolled 58 = 58

    >>18175199
    Well shit
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:16 No.18175212
    >>18175204

    Continued, counter attack. Conventional attacks won't work. Go for Judo Moves while Sakura prepares a power blast.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)10:23 No.18175238
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    >>18175204
    Everyone scrambles just in time.
    Gai and Amazoness rush in to engage.
    Gai takes out his target easily, But Amazoness falls into a pitfall that opened up under her.
    Her target drops a load of grenades after her.
    Taking her out of the game.

    The brown one heads right at you, now holding a retractable baton.
    You bring out a knife to defend.
    Sakura pulls away to give her time to cast a spell if needed.

    **KNIFE COMBAT ROLL**
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/02/12(Fri)10:24 No.18175241
    Wait, Sousuke as in FMP Sousuke?

    >all of my yes

    ...

    Waitaminute, WHY ARE WE TRYING TO KILL SOUSUKE?!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:24 No.18175244
    rolled 33 = 33

    >>18175238
    STAB EVERYTHING
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:24 No.18175245
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>18175238
    Knife Fight!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:25 No.18175252
    rolled 57 = 57

    >>18175241

    Training exercise. If we take him out we get to be befriended by Nanoha
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:25 No.18175253
    rolled 95 = 95

    >>18175238
    Fuck yeah, let's stab that mini-mecha!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:25 No.18175255
    rolled 52 = 52

    >>18175238
    Oh god this just gets weirder everytime.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)10:30 No.18175290
    >>18175253
    Your weapons clash.
    Steel hitting silver.
    He blocks your blows with his batton as he goes for a low leg sweep.
    You jump over it and bring out another knife.
    Dual wielding sword-knives you go at him again.
    You push him back slowly into the water.
    Your blows over-powering his.
    He stumbles. You leap.
    He rolls to a side and you find face to face with a pile of grenades.

    ROLL EM!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:31 No.18175294
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>18175290
    SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:31 No.18175296
    rolled 65 = 65

    >>18175290
    FFFFfff
    several seconds of time-stop to get out safely!
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:31 No.18175298
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>18175290
    KILL KILL KILL
    FOR KHORNE
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:31 No.18175299
    rolled 12 = 12

    Teacup, bunny mode or teleport either way lets GTFO
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:31 No.18175301
    rolled 86 = 86

    >>18175290
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:32 No.18175308
    >>18175294
    >>18175298
    >>18175301
    Good show lads.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:33 No.18175317
    >>18175294
    >>18175301
    MAH NIGGA
    >brofist.jpg

    I guess we got this one.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)10:36 No.18175334
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    >>18175294
    >>18175301
    You grab his leg and haul him in, you grip him tight to prevent him from escaping the inevitable blast.
    "ALLAH ACKBAR, MOTHERFUCKER." you say as the grenades detonate, taking you and him out of the fight.

    ..................
    Your team regroups in the gym after the victory.
    Shirou's group congratulating you on your win.

    Keima informs you that Nanoha's group has moved on to the finals to meet you.

    Again you have an hour till the next round.


    WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:37 No.18175342
    I get the feeling papa n is here.
    I think he would aprove of this
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:38 No.18175344
    >>18175334
    Develop some better one-liners.
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/02/12(Fri)10:38 No.18175351
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    >>18175334

    Of course we're going to henshin!

    *CYCRONE!*
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:39 No.18175355
    >>18175334
    Spend the time with out team, and speak with Erica see how she is going and what she thought
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:39 No.18175357
    >>18175334
    Start planning the stop time molestation of a 12 year old girl
    >> HereticRAIDAA !!C8iRnl/VmWC 03/02/12(Fri)10:40 No.18175370
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>18175351

    Can't into dice rollan, apparently.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:42 No.18175379
    rolled 31 = 31

    Make out with Kurou.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:43 No.18175383
    >>18175334

    Review with Keima.

    We obviously left a big hole with Keima, allowing our strategist to get taken out.

    See how we can brush up our combat plans for the upcoming finals.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:44 No.18175389
    rolled 27 = 27

    Speak our last prayers.

    Tell The twins, Keima and Kurou that we love them.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:44 No.18175392
    >>18175334
    Get together with Keima, and start coming up with a plan for taking down Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:48 No.18175402
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    We haven't used our timestop at all yet have we?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:49 No.18175405
    >>18175402
    Nope
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:50 No.18175412
    >>18175402
    Nope.

    We've still got 80 seconds of Time-Stopy goodness. And all of our teleports. And all of our BUNNY MODE.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:51 No.18175417
    >>18175402
    Nope.
    We'll stop time, take/make out (with) Nanoha, release timestop, get fucked by Vita/whoever else is left.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:51 No.18175418
    Tell Erica and Ursula:
    >"I'm sorry, but the only way for us to survive is for me to become Nanoha's boyfriend. It was good being with you."
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:51 No.18175421
    >>18175412
    And The Dash.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:52 No.18175425
    >>18175417
    >>18175418
    Will you just stop. We don't have to accept defeat, and we're not going to molest a 12-year old girl.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:53 No.18175430
    rolled 34 = 34

    >>18175418
    lets not

    >>18175334
    Go over with tactics with Keima
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:54 No.18175434
    >>18175417
    Even if we lose it's a good end.
    And the girls will be ok with it mostly 'cause they said "Lets see what happens"
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:56 No.18175449
    >>18175425
    I'm not saying accept defeat but the basic plan during the last thread was timestop kiss Nanoha to screw with her concetration and leave her open then deal with the consequences and fallout out of combat later
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:57 No.18175458
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>18175449
    >timestop kiss Nanoha to screw with her concetratio

    Fuck no. That's downright sleazy/creepy and ungentlemanly behavior. What kind of idiots suggested this?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)10:58 No.18175461
    we could time stop and cover Nanoha with a dome of knifes. How does that sound to you guys?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)10:59 No.18175464
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    You decide to review the situation with Keima.
    "Hey man, we had it rough back there. You okay?" you ask him
    "I am, It was a slight miscalculation on my part to not factor in the fact that he wouldn't stay in the river forever. Sousuke had some sort of jamming ability that made him invisible to all scans i ran."
    "He ambushed Jun and I from the forest. We barely had time to react."
    "He did the same to us too." you tell him "He had back-up as well."

    "What do you think of our upcoming fight with Nanoha?" You ask him.
    "There are only two of them on thier team, from the videos i pulled Nanoha will most likely keep mobile in the sky, While that one wearing red will engage us head on."
    "Both of them have ridiculous combat strength, we will be lucky if we could take out even one of them."
    "Now let me think a bit. I'll try and make up as many backup plans as i could to take them on."
    He says as he turns away to sit on the bleacher and think.


    You then head to Erica.
    "Hey, If I don't make it through the next fight, I want you and Ursula to have my bikes. Take care of them for me."
    She laughs at this and says "Can I have Jakob too?"
    "Yeah, take good care of the runt okay?"
    "Sure. Sure."
    "Anyway on a more serious note," you tell her, "I'm sure Nanoha will be aiming for me later. But there's still a small chance that she might instead go for you. Just keep alert okay?"
    "Let her come at me." she tells you confidently.

    WAT DO NOW OH MASTER BUTLERS?

    >>18175402
    no, you still have 80 seconds left.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:00 No.18175467
    We can beat her if we use time stop. She won't have any defence against an attack fired during it
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:01 No.18175474
    >>18175458
    Hell if I know but I may have got the wrong impression of the plan, the only bit I remember was timestop kiss Nanoha I'm not sure what we were supposed to do after that.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:02 No.18175483
    >>18175474

    For the 1000th time, NO

    That path leads to death.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:03 No.18175488
    >>18175467
    >She won't have any defence against an attack fired during it
    Well, except for her Barrier Jacket.
    But that's splitting hairs.
    I'd say we use quick time hops to circumvent her defensive spells. Instead of using prolonged time stops, we just use one or two second bursts to set up unblockable attacks.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:03 No.18175492
    >>18175464


    FIND NANOHA.
    Try and talk her out of blasting us to bits.
    >> Maidlover !KiXFR7D/7. 03/02/12(Fri)11:05 No.18175496
    >>18175418
    By God! It will real lead to huehue moment.

    >>Typing in smartphone while posting in 4chan is pain in the butt...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:06 No.18175497
    >>18175488
    W improvise then. Drag Sakura and whoever else around into time stop and let them unload
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:06 No.18175500
    >>18175464
    Have Kraus check our majaikal reserves.
    We have problems with our reserves, so we should find out if there are going to be any problems during the fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:07 No.18175504
    >>18175464

    "Thought its probably best for her to focus on and take it out on me. Poor girl's so confused."
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:07 No.18175509
    >>18175464

    maybe we could time stop, fly up to Nanoha, hug her, time up and hold her gently but firmly and make her let it all out?

    atleast its not time rape... also not sure if it would be a bad thing if everyone can see it on a view screen.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:07 No.18175513
    >>18175492
    No, that can wait till after the fight.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:08 No.18175517
    >>18175509
    I think this is a pretty good idea
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:09 No.18175523
    We also have invisibility remember, we could let her shoot at us time stop just before it hits move invis and wait to ambush her or vita
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:09 No.18175524
    >>18175509
    The instructors are monitoring the fight in a different time-space so they're unlikely to be affected. There's also the fact that they'll be going through the Device's memory.

    This is a bad plan, and you should feel bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:10 No.18175531
    Just make sure not to blast everything with mana.
    Starlight Breaker is powered by the mana scattered in the area. If the fight lasts too long, we'll only make her stronger.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:10 No.18175535
    >>18175513
    Yes we should have dinner with her after the fight and get it all sorted out. Show her that we do care about her and we want her to be happy
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:11 No.18175545
    >>18175535
    not without telling the twins.

    Twins>>>>Nanoha
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:12 No.18175550
    >>18175545
    We have talked to them and they didn't mind but we would talk to them about this in particular first
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:19 No.18175577
    Sooooo how bout them matches, any betting going on them? I know mike would probably be pragmatic in his bets but I get the feeling he would still be favoring us
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)11:31 No.18175631
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    >adding this bit for some color.

    You walk out of the gym for a breath of fresh air.
    'Hey Kraus, How're my reserves holding up?' you ask your partner.
    'PRETTY FUCKING GOOD.' he tells you. 'YOU DIDNT USE MUCH LAST ROUND, AND ONLY USED A FULL LASER ONCE BEFORE THAT.'
    'BY MY ESTIMATES YOU SHOULD BE AT AROUND 75 PERCENT.'
    'Cool, thanks for the info.'
    'BY THE FUCKING WAY. IF THAT WHITE DEVIL KILLS YOU, MAKE SURE SHINKU AND FRAU GET ME, OKAY COCKMUNCH?'
    'yeah, yeah' you answer with a chuckle 'Ofcourse.'

    You head back inside, but not before running into a little red haired girl with a mallet.
    "Hey you!" Vita says. "What did you say to Nanoha earlier? She came back crying, and she almost did nothing during our last match."
    "She only moved when that little boy in green tried casting some thunder bullshit on her."
    "Anyway, I'll get you later for making Nanoha cry."
    She then stomps off inside.

    .......................
    The break ends.
    The final two teams face off inside the gym as students and personnel sit on the bleachers to watch.

    Mike and Max are again at the table they've been using since the beginning of the excercises, with them a light-blue haired girl of about your age.

    "The Director has graced us with her presence, and has decided to watch the final match in person." max tells you, the combatants.
    "We want you to give it your all, and work as team as you have all been doing so so far."
    Mike addresses you.

    "Domingo, if you please. Activate Training stage 1-1a. Add random hostiles, as well."
    He says as he taps his cane on the floor.

    And with that, the final round begins.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:33 No.18175643
    >>18175631
    >Little boy in green with thunder
    >The director
    >Domingo

    Who are all of these characters?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:34 No.18175645
    >>18175631
    >Add random hostiles, as well
    Aw fuck, complications.

    Alright, let's see what the stage is like.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:34 No.18175646
    >>18175631
    Not red brained this time?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:35 No.18175651
    >>18175643
    little boy is Negi
    Director is, I believe, from espirit and
    Domingo is mikes device
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:35 No.18175658
    >>18175643
    Little boy = Negi
    Director = Nagato Yuki
    Domingo = Mike the gorillas pimpcane / device
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)11:36 No.18175659
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    NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
    Divine Buster

    New thread at 2100 4chan time.

    -----------------------------------------------------
    Stopping here tonight.
    I need to crash.

    GET READY TO BE BEFRIENDED
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:36 No.18175661
    >>18175643
    >Little boy in green with thunder
    Negi Springfield from Negima!
    >The director
    Director of the Bureau, Yuki Nagato
    >Domingo
    Mike's Device.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:40 No.18175693
    >>18175631

    >Add random hostiles

    not sure how i feel about this since it could potentially end in DISASTER.

    i know very little about Nanoha her dimension, might be a good thing for our team to fight Vita ranged?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:40 No.18175697
    Dammit LG you are a tease.

    Go sleep and hopefully eat something more than rice, don't want you dying of malnutrition before we finish this
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:41 No.18175702
    >>18175693
    Her balls hurt even at range.
    Also, she DEFINITELY got the cartridge system. Unsure about Nanoha, though.
    An Excellion Buster would rape us.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:42 No.18175707
    >Random hostiles
    ...AMF equipped Gadget Drones? Goombas?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:45 No.18175729
    >>18175693
    Vita uses her hammer in melee.
    At range, she shoots iron balls.
    We would be well-advised to not touch her hat. It would cause her to eradicate us with extreme prejudice.

    Her hammer can transform into multiple forms. The A's incarnation (which is probably the basis for this version of her) doesn't have the Destructor mode, so at least we won't have a gigantic rocket-propelled hammer with drill-tipp ripping a hole into us.
    She's still got rocket booster/size boost modes on her hammer by using cartridges.
    If it was just Vita, I'd say we should go for attrition until she's used up all of her cartridges.
    But with Nanoha that means setting up Stralight Breaker...
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:46 No.18175733
    We have 30 minutes of invisibility, 80 seconds of time stop. Full bunny mode and 75% majaik. If we can't figure out something then we have gone stupid.

    We could let her blast us, time stop before it hits move it the way use invis and then set up a trap for her and vita
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:50 No.18175765
    >>18175733
    We need to "kill" them in time stop if we are to have a chance of surviving by the sound of it
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:51 No.18175767
    >>18175729

    yep, we're boned.

    so stay the fuck away in cover and dodge like the bureau nurse/doctor is trying to take our temperature.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:51 No.18175769
    If this Nanoha got the cartridge system, she will also have Excellion mode.
    Which means that she'll have armor piercing. Teacups won't help.
    She can also use excellion buster:
    http://nanoha.wikia.com/wiki/Exelion_Buster
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/02/12(Fri)11:51 No.18175770
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    i leave you with this flowchart ive been working on.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)11:53 No.18175781
    >>18175770

    You cocktease!
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 03/02/12(Fri)12:20 No.18175958
    >>18175769
    Lg has previously stated he doesn't intend for her to have it.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)13:54 No.18176615
    A strategy I thought of:
    Since we still have a liter of the Rebounder potion, it goes:
    1) Timestop
    2) Drop Cup
    3) Coat Cup with Rebounder
    4) Release Timestop

    I figure it'll burn about 10, maybe 15 seconds of timestop.

    Alternatively, trap Vita inside a Cup and Saucer with the insides coated with Rebounder.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)14:15 No.18176790
    >>18175958
    Yeah, but that was mostly about her age.

    ...So we got a 12 year old Nanoha without Cartridge system but already a friend of Vita.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)14:15 No.18176792
    In case anyone is under any misconceptions about this upcoming fight

    It is not life or death, it is not win at all costs. Our primary goal is to have Nanoha be less pissed off at us. Using time stop to utterly destroy her is not going to help that.

    I think we need to wait for her to calm down a bit before we even attempt giving her so much as a hug. Making a scene during the last match, with now a huge audience watching, she probably won't thank us for that.
    We want to win, but not in a way that's going to embarrass Nanoha.

    >>18175631
    Going by this, sounds like Vita will be focusing on us. We should probably use that to our advantage. split up, let three team members(including Erica) focus on Nanoha, three team members(including us) focus on Vita. Keima, of course, hides and coordinates like he usually does.
    If we want to engage Nanoha, i.e. if she wants to talk to us, we should probably use time stop to separate her and ourselves from the rest of the fight, let them all focus on Vita.
    >>18176615
    I think that's a marvelous strategy.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)14:17 No.18176802
    >>18176615
    ...What exactly are you intending to do?
    I'm not quite following the line of reasoning behind this one.
    But the Vita idea is actually genius. The issue is that we need to coat the ground beneath her as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)14:19 No.18176832
    I just re-watched the Nanoha movie.
    I forgot an aspect about Nanoha's fighting style:
    Binds
    She can bind our limbs to blast us. Even timestop won't help unless we pull an unbound person into the timestop to free us.

    Judging from Keima's dedication, shouldn't he instruct us in how to free bound allies? Otherwise that'll be a huge oversight.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)14:21 No.18176848
    >>18176615
    The Rebounder-coated cup idea is actually pretty good.
    The only problem is that we also need to coat the ground as well, otherwise Vita will just tunnel out.

    We should get a mister for spreading out potions that have a contact-application.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)14:22 No.18176862
    >>18176848
    >Coating inside of cup
    >Coating ground as well
    >Vita tries to break out by flying at full speed
    >PINBALL WIZARD

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK33CY68s1w
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)14:23 No.18176874
    >>18176832

    Binds in Nanoha take a fair bit of time to set up, I haven't seen them spammed against mobile opponents.

    Can we teleport out of a bind, and how many teleports do we have left?
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)14:25 No.18176886
    >>18176874
    You can't teleport out of binds.
    Binds can be set either as traps or by being casted directly. Both only seem to work against an unprepared opponent.
    There's also chain-binds, which basically work by overpowering your opponent with magical chains.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)14:26 No.18176896
    >>18176802
    >>18176848
    That's why I said Cup and Saucer.
    The cup would be upside down on the saucer.

    Then we could also fly her around, if her own ricochet's wouldn't be enough.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)14:26 No.18176903
    >>18176874
    We have 5 teleports left.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)14:28 No.18176923
    And I realized yet another aspect, which is going way too much in-depth and probably not even thought about by LG:
    Nanoha mages have two kinds of defensive spells. Barriers and shields (Also fields, but these are mostly part of the barrier jacket).
    Barriers absorb energy - Stuff like Vita's tank barrier or Nanoha's Protection.
    The shields are the defensive spells most often seen - The spell circles that mages use to block.
    The fun thing about these is that they don't absorb. They instead reflect.
    That means if Erica is going full-auto rapid fire and Nanoha/Vita builds a shield, the bullets can possibly harm the rest of the team.

    ...But yeah, I'm going way too in-depth with this.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)14:56 No.18177207
    Hiding doesn't work well, by the way.
    Nanoha got Wide Area Search.

    I'm slowly starting to understand why this character is so fucking powerful.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)14:58 No.18177236
    >>18176874
    http://nanoha.wikia.com/wiki/Barrel_Shot
    So much for "Needs time to set up".
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)15:37 No.18177629
    >>18177207

    Wide Area Search isn't used until Strikers, she probably "only" has Area Search, and probably can't yet cast it while multitasking.
    >> Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)15:39 No.18177645
    >>18177629
    Good point.

    By the way, we need to learn this:
    http://nanoha.wikia.com/wiki/Bind_Break
    But we probably aren't smart enough to decode binds.



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