rolled 32 = 32

>>18193357
GO BACK TO SLEEP. Let the twins be the first ones to deal with this when they wake up. Pretend to be asleep if you have to.

>>18193357
As was suggested last ni-... earlier today, fuck it. Let's go back to sleep. If a hand is free, pat Nanoha gently on the head, but not if it would disturb either of the twins.

>>18193357
Make a mental note, get lighter covers and a bigger bed. Enjoy this, when the others wake up pretend to have been asleep and cheerfully make breakfast.

rolled 9 = 9

>>18193400
>>18193414
>>18193443
Seriously, fuck dealing with our personal problems for just a little while longer. We'll have enough of that once everyone's awake. But yeah, let's get a bigger bed.

You have no idea how this happened.
Did you forget to turn your swag off last night?
Did she somehow sneak into the room?
Did you kidnap her from hers?
These and a million more possibilities run through your head.

You try and analyze just how badly this could turn out.
Ursula, the quiet one on your left, could science up a dozen ways to punish you.
Erica, the fiery on your right, could do things to you with her hands and feet that are so, so wrong.
And finally there's Nanoha, the younger one on your chest, you can't even imagine what it must feel like to be blasted into atoms.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

this will only end in two ways the good way and the might be good way.

>>18193469
I guess we
>>18193400
>>18193414
>>18193443
>>18193465
posted too soon

>Watch Magic Knight Rayearth
>Episode ends
>Check /tg/ if any threads for quick read before going to bed
>Mahou Shounen Quest
mfw

Also, go back to sleep.

Sleeeeep!

>>18193469
Rest calmly curled in a huddle of warmth with those who love us.

>>18193357
>tiny audible pomf=3

rolled 23 = 23

>>18193469
Do
>>18193443
>>18193414
and let the problem explode all on it's own while pretending to be fast asleep. Those 3 honestly they need to be able to work out quibbles without our guidance.

>>18193469
Gently get up not to disturb our angels and prepare breakfast

'Ah fuck it.' you think to yourself.
You just may be the quintessential gentleman, but goddammit, you can't handle this shit so early in the morning.

You manage to free the arm Erica had pinned to your side.
You wrap Nanoha in a warm embrace as Erica latches back on to you, Ursula does the same on your right.

You drift back to sleep, leaving the ladies to deal with it when they woke up.

rolled 8 = 8

>>18193566
That's the ticket.

now what can we do to mess up LG's plans today gentlemen?

>that feel when nothing we will do will reach the epic of c.a. 950 post Ted the Dinosaur thread

>>18193566

>LG is too distracted by SWQ AWESOME right now.

I find the idea of Nanoha waking up in the middle of the night, finding us asleep with the twins and crawling on top of us carefully really cute

>>18193566
Aw, dammit, we needed to make breakfast for the three of them.

>>18193773
We can do that in a minute, but waking all three of them up at the same time by sliding out would bring utter chaos upon our house.

>>18193809
If we could do it carefully enough so that they don't wake up they might just do like the twins normally did and hug each other

>>18193809
Could always time stop, slip out, and leave Nanoha in the middle for the twins to cuddle.

>>18193836
More like twins hugging nanoha, then everyone wake up and go what the fuck

You wake up to the sound of talking.
The three girls on and around you have found each other and surprisingly have not taken you apart limb from limb.

They notice you stirring,
"Hey sleepyhead. We're almost late for classes.'
Erica pokes your forehead.
"Goodmorning Hayate..." Nanoha says from her place on your chest.
"Maaawwmeee 'Yate" Ursula yawns from beside you.

Your eyes scream the question your mouth woundnt say, 'What the hell happened last night?'

Erica naturally picks up on this, "Oh, Nanoha? We called her down here when you were already asleep." she explains "We had a very interesting conversation last night."

You think of something to say but the bell interrupts you.
You need to get to classes.

YOU LATE.
WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18193854
That's what I meant, should of been clearer sorry

rolled 9 = 9

>>18193860
"DOES INTERESTING MEAN THE SAME THING AS BAD!? I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO FIGHT LIONS AGAIN!"

>>18193860

to class we can talk later.

rolled 74 = 74

>>18193860

Super butlery activate!
Make breakfast
Eat in shower
Group shower to save time

Go go go.... ok I'm sorry

>>18193860
Good to hear you had a talk.

We have no time for proper breakfast so conjure up everyone some toast. So they can to the traditional holding it in their mouth while running to class.

[S] Hayate: Ride the Dinosaur, stop the time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mfks6VpODDI

>>18193860
Probably do that age old anime tradition of charging out of our room toast in mouth.
We would have to be cross dressing though since it is always girls who do that, so I guess a quick question of what exactly happened once I fell asleep then a promise to see them all at lunch

>>18193860
"Kraus! We're late, we'll have to serve on the go, can you handle that?"

Gently extricate ourselves, and get dressed, and have a simple breakfast prepared.

"Interesting conversation? May I ask what was the topic of conversation?"

>>18193860
No time for food, no time for showering.
Get dressed. In the wrong uniform.
Bunny Mode and rush everyone to their appointed places. Get to class with Erica, realize we're in the wrong uniform.

I wonder if we can bring Nanoha to our class. I'm sure she'd enjoy hanging out with us.

>>18193357
>toothbrushing scene linked last night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHkm_-V5mcA
What the actual fuck did I just watch?

>>18193953
Oh, how about using our teleports to get everyone to where they need to be?
This is a class day, so we probably won't need them.

And be dressed in the wrong uniform again.

Extra vote for toast in mouth class sprint. However, I'm AGAINST asking about their girl talk time. Girl talk is girl talk, and a gentleMAN does not pry into that shit. They'll tell us what we need to know when we need to know it. Besides, it also shows we trust them.

>>18193987

Your new fetish

rolled 24 = 24

>>18193987
You're welcome. (I'm the guy who posted this. This is what LG was referencing.)

((The girl was the older of the dude's two younger sisters.))

>>18193953
This but with the toast in mouth sprint

>>18193990
Teleporting would also work. I mainly suggested Bunny Mode because it changes our clothes anyway, so we would have a better excuse to not really notice that we were wearing the wrong uniform till we were at class.

>>18193995
To be honest, it did nothing for me at all

>>18194032
Yeah, but then it would deactivate and leave us in our pajamas unless we go into Battle Mode.

>>18194047
He did say get dressed in the wrong clothes

>>18193995
I... don't think so. That was just a bit too damn weird. Though the other sister interrupting was pretty amusing.

>>18194047
Not if we got dressed first. In the wrong uniform.

You reall don't want to go through the whole 'I was late because i slept in with the girls' talk with Mike again.
You rush the girls to their rooms to get ready, and you quickly do the same in your own.
You meet them a short while later in the lobby and and out pieces of toast.
They look at you oddly as you run to classes.
"Sorry, but toast is all I could handle right now." you say through the piece of bread in between your teeth.

You first drop off Erica and Nanoha in the Academic building, being that it's much closer, You then pick up Ursula and run as fast as you can to the R&D department.
After getting her on an elevator, you begin run back across the quad to your classroom.

You've barely made it halfway down the long path that cuts across the front of AdMin when you crashed into someone.

>>18194094

Oh wow.

Dere Rei

>>18194094
Dun dun dunnn

rolled 46 = 46

>>18194094
SHIT TIME TO FALL WITH OUR HANDS CONVENIENTLY ON THEIR BREASTS.

Keima, he sees our silky pink pantsu

rolled 49 = 49

>>18194140
Was there ever any doubt?

Hina! She is the new transfer and was coming out of admin on her way to basic classes

rolled 38 = 38

>>18194094
Im going for this next time we add characters.

>>18194193
We do need another 30 odd characters for the new class apparently.

Also what happened to matsuri? We saw her for all of one thread never heard what her powers were and then nothing

>>18194094
God damnit Suzaku

rolled 91 = 91

>>18194224
I know who one of the characters should be.

>>18194224
>We do need another 30 odd characters
Totally-not-Hitler san.

rolled 90 = 90

Hinagiku

rolled 18 = 18

>New characters
Ageha Yoshina (Psyren)
Yuji Sakai (Shakugan no Shana)
Shana (Shakugan no Shana)
Oyamada Kouta (Kanokon)
Myoujin (Mieru Hito) as the Class Teacher
Okegawa Himeno (Mieru Hito)
Kuzumi Taiga (Mx0)
Junpei Kousaka (Nyankoi)

>>18194288

She met up with tama.

Shes gonna turn up here already.

rolled 48 = 48

>>18194264
Recette

The shadow leader of the entire school

Supplies the lunches
Supplies the books
Supplies the land
Supplies the props for crazy battles
And still finds time to latch on to adventurers/butlers and have them fight to the death for her

The impact sent you falling on your butt, the toast flying from your mouth and made your skirt hitch up.
'Wait... SKIRT?!' you look down again.
You have no idea how you did it, but you managed to unknowingly put on the female uniform that was in your closet.
'MOTHERFUCK!'


"Hey... Are you okay?" someone asks you as they help you up.
"Y-yeah..." you look up at the one that crashed into you.

You recognize her instantly. There was no mistaking her for anyone else.
She, in return, remembers you as well.

>>18194224
You're right. Perhaps she's on Negi's team, and we'll find out more later.

Not to imply LG forgot about her.

>>18194193
Laura would be an interesting conflict with our twins. I was thinking about that last night myself.

For myself, I'm baffled how we could have this much mahou shoujo and not have a Nana Mizuki character yet.

>>18194305
Recette works in the PX, and whatever shop she can manage to have a go at in the town.

>>18194310
Excellent. We get to cross dress again!

>>18194310
Damnit, stop teasing us and GET ON WITH IT

>>18194313
I think it was more we did.

>>18194310
Is it Rei?
Also Yuuko from Tasogare Otomo x Amnesia

>>18194310

HINAGIKU-CHAAAN

>>18194367
She ran into Tama so it probably is

>>18194310
We must remember, we may be wearing a skirt, but aside from the initial surprise, it ain't no thang at all. Unless its Hinagiku, then we've gotta play along.

>>18194467
Well comfortable in a skirt or not we don't really like doing it, it's more we don't mind doing it for our girls

>>18194310
>YFW you realise that the picture is us not the person we ran into.

rolled 49 = 49

>>18194495
Except that our best-fitting casual outfit is a girl's pink hoodie and black skirt. Like, perfectly-fitting. Completely perfectly.

>>18194497
More like pic

>>18194507
Because it was designed to be.
And it was funny

"It's you!" she says, a look of surprise on her face.
The bell rings again, you are well and truly late.
You don't bother saying anything further and just run to class.
"Wait!!" she calls out to you as you dash off.

------------------------------------------
You arrive in class with Mike already behind the podium. Outside the door, you try and use Keima as an anchor to teleport into your seat.
You fail, for the second time this morning you fall on your butt.
"NOPE." mike says from inside the room.

You walk in through the door, everyone looking in your direction.
"Look at what we have here. Not only are you late AGAIN, you even tried sneaking in... And why are you wearing the female uniform?"
"err... sorry Mike?" you say as you scratch your head.
"Nope, not this time kid. Hmnnnn.. Ah I have it."
"As punishment for tardiness, and for trying to deceive an instructor, I'm ordering you to wear that uniform for the next three days. failure to comply will result in deductions against your balance."
"Now go take your seat. Lessons need to start."
-----------------------------------------------

>>18194497
Well, yeah. I figure if he'd taken more time, they would be shooped to have Hayate's face in place of Rei's where reasonable

>>18194533

Nice setup, LG.

>>18194533
Ooh the shenanigans we can get up to with this

>>18194533
"Pft, like that's a punishment"

>>18194533
So do we eat the deductions with our contest money or do we keep wearin the skirt?

>MFW It's 3:40am here and I have to leave.
Butler well my brothers and give me a good exploit to read on the 'morn

>>18194533
WHO DID WE RUN INTO?!

>>18194556

[x] Keep wearing!

HUEHUEHUE

>>18194533
Question, may I change your edict to female uniform in general rather than this particular one, I do still have to do laundry.

Also this isn't much of a punishment.

>>18194556
Shit wear the skirt, not like we care. Plus it leads to interesting situations in which Hina tries for lesbiantics to hilarious results

>>18194565
mfw it's 5:41 am and I kind of need to sleep but fuck that

rolled 45 = 45

>>18194533
hinagiku or perrine?

The morning classes pass by quite easily enough, with Mike diving into minute particulars of Bureau operations.

The resounding bells tell you that lunch has come.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
----------------------------

>>18194614
God either would of been hilarious

>>18194626
Lunch with Nanoha, Erica and Ursula

>>18194631

This.

>>18194626
Ask if Erica, Ursula, and Nanoha would like to have lunch together. We can go to maybe a rooftop and have a nice, quiet lunch together.

>>18194631
This, a nice lunch on the grass, tell our angels what mike said. I think they will find it hilarious, or extremely arousing or both

>>18194626
Serve lunch to our newly expanded group of mistresses.

WHO DID WE RUN IN TO?

rolled 74 = 74

>>18194626
Go see our bartending friend about a certain gemder swap potion.

>>18194644
>>18194640
And ask them why they didn't mention we had on the wrong uniform earlier.

>>18194687
Nah, no reason to.

Dammit, and I had such high hopes for this quest, its just slowly degenerated to foreveralone anime fags playing out their favourite fantasies and having a superb main character become thoroughly unlikeable and whipped. Just once /tg/, just once I'd like to read a quest that doesn't involve the main character being/becoming a woman. This post makes me sound misogynistic but honestly I'm sick of some of you guys holding out on the female/feminine options just so you can fap to the characters. Erotica exists for a reason. I keep hitting this thread hoping the butler will become more like Jeeves and less like LOLHILARIOUSMISUNDERSTANDINGS High School Quest.
Landing Gear, you've done a superb job and I'll still follow the quest, I have the utmost respect for your writefagging and dedication. I.....just got bloody annoyed.

>>18194676
No, if we use this as experience we can make it then show him the potion and show we are a good student.
He would be proud I think

>>18194703
Monster Girls Quest

>>18194703
Ha ha bite me

>>18194703
Yeah the quest runs by consensus, more of us wanted this because we find it funny too bad if you don't like it

And LG is distracted by awesomeness?

>>18194837
Hey. MC and his aircrew are storming the forecastle of a Great Lakes ore hauler that the Martians dragged from the future and converted into a giant troop lander, after the MC crashlanded his plane onto the freighter's deck after trying to spoof the Martians' own radar guided missiles into attacking the freighter.

>>18194703
I'm in it more for the lulz and heart warming/breaking moments at this point, not to see "us" be the manliest of men. If we have to get in a skirt for that to happen, okay. If there's implied poon, okay. It's fun either way.
I'm certainly not in this to fap to waifus, cause I don't know who half (or more) of these characters are, before they show up.

>>18194715
Hrrrm? I think I'm missing something here
>>18194744
Nah, I don't have a problem with consensus, thats how quest threads are supposed to run, its the hyperfocus on genderbending and crossdressing that's really starting to annoy me.
Have our antics been funny? Hell yes, I've laughed out loud more than I can count.
Do I love the quest? YES. Just can someone explain WITHOUT bringing their own fantasies into this why genderswapping a BUTLER, the manliest of beings, into a woman makes sense.
Trolling bitches is all well and good, but for some of you it seems more than that.
Sage for noncontributing

You link up with Ursula and Nanoha as you talk to Erica face to face, "Hey girls, Want to join me for lunch?"
"Sure,"
"Okay."
"I want breakfast." Erica complains.

You lead Erica to the side of the gym and instruct the other two to meet your there.
--------------------------------------------------------

You sit with three lovely ladies around a table generated by Kraus.
Jakob serves the four of you while Ted sits under a tree drinking some tea.

"So..." Erica begins. "What's up with the skirt?"
"We didnt break you, did we?" Ursula asks, concerned.

>>18194892
>Hrrrm? I think I'm missing something here
If that is what you wish in a quest thread, Monster Girls Quest is what you're looking for.

>>18194873
And SWQ was orignally thought to be cute girls doing cute things for the most part by tg

>>18194892
Because the character we created ended up matching an existing anime character with a penchant for crossdressing, and has since become that character.

rolled 20 = 20

>>18194898
Troll them.

"No, you didn't break me... Just made me realize who I always was inside."

>>18194898
"Thought I'd try something different for now."

>>18194898
Yes. Yes you did.

>>18194898

explain we're not broken it's punishment for being late.

>>18194898
Tell the truth

Just grabbed the first thing out of the closet. Is it a problem?

>>18194892
We're not trying to swap ourselves.
We want the potion to swap keima.

>>18194898
I was in a rush this morning and Mike says if we don't wear it for the next 3 days we'll be deducted Guptas. I don't mind really, if this happens I may as well go all the way and fuck with people.

>>18194898
"I simply grabbed the first thing in my wardrobe.
"And I'll be wearing this for the next few days, thanks to Mike."

>>18194898
Not yet. Explain Mike's punishment and see what they think

Look at it as an opportunity for us making the gender swap potion since we have to dress like a girl for 3 days

rolled 50 = 50

>>18194925
THIS ONE!

>>18194920
Ahhhhh!
That....actually makes sense now.
Thank you.
>>18194938
Ohhhhhh, this does get better and better. I stand corrected questfags. This is indeed all about the lulz and trolling. I am full of approval.

>>18194892
For me it's just because it's funny I think there is like 2 people who really want us to be gender swapped

>>18194898

While the pic is tempting....

"I don't even know WHY there were female uniforms in my closet. I was just shooting for 'not-naked', and now Mike wants to leave me like this for punishment."

"Between you guys and the whacky Shenanigans though, I'm not even sure why I even have pants anymore. Them and my dignity go out the window at the first bloody chance."

>>18194997
well they can both go huff a dick.
we will use it for justice (also genderswapping people who annoy us)
brb, gonna photoshop a trollbutler

>>18195004
This is perfect

>>18194930
>>18194925
Let's not do this.

>>18194937
Let's do this.

>tea-time, Suedasu
Of course it's tea-time, Captcha, but it's Susan, or Hayate.

>>18195004

I really hope this post made it in time.

Because this is fucking amazing. I love those pics too.

>>18195004

say this aswell.

>>18195004

>"Between you guys and the whacky Shenanigans though, I'm not even sure why I even have pants anymore. Them and my dignity go out the window at the first bloody chance."

Oh god, my ribs.

We need one that says
Keima has a fever.
And the only cure is more Hayate
It was said last thread but not sure if the anon who suggested it did it

>>18195004
Or, no, this truly is best.

"I don't even know WHY there were female uniforms in my closet. I was just shooting for 'not-naked', and now Mike wants to leave me like this for punishment." you tell them.
"Why didnt you say anything when we met up at the lobby?" you ask the three.
Nanoha jsut blushes.
Ursula fidgets in her seat.
Erica laughs, grabs baked potato off a platter, and says "Because it would be hilarious. That's why."

WAT SAY NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18195094

Steal that potato

"This is too."

>>18195094
"Of course it would. Thanks."

>>18195094
Well you guys can have fun with it for a few more days then, since Mike punished me to wear girls clothes for 3 days

>>18195112

bad end right here.

>>18195020

>People who annoy us.

Speaking of which, I had an awesome idea.

Give the Gender-swap potion to Kenji, and then use Kraus to disguise ourselves as some random woman.

Once we 'unmask' ourselves, we tell him this is a just and hilarious response to his misogynist ass, and then disappear.

Done properly he'll be MORE paranoid, and he'll tell people there's somebody disguised as us wrecking havoc.

Which gives us the perfect cover to fuck with people should ours plans backfire.

Bonus points: we have ERICA on our side, and I highly doubt she wouldn't provide us with an alibi when we shift into maximum over-troll.

>>18195094
face to pic related, steal potato

>>18195094
>>18195112
Timestop, EAT potato.

>>18195071

Got you covered bro.

Made it while I was whipping up a fresh batch.

>>18195094
Eat her potato.

He said female uniform, I don't think he was specific as to which one so we can get some variation in here. Look strongly at Nanoha, so you seem to like it when happenstance pushes me into crossdressing, you'll get along just fine with those two.

>>18195094
Steal her potato, shift discussion over to their conversation last night.

You are Katsuragi Keima, the capturing god.
Scouted by the IDPKB for your tactical prowess,
you're now eating lunch by yourself on the roof.

You don't know why he came in today like that.
You don't like how it got a reaction from deep inside you.
You do know one thing though,
you could use this.

>>18195148
Hahaha awesome.
I was going to do it if no one had

>>18195175
Oh boy now we are in a race to see which one of us can turn the other into a girl first.

>>18195094
>>18195094

>>18195175
Write it in as the final route

>>18195094
*sigh*
"Of course. One of these days I'll wake up with lip gloss and eye liner, won't I?"

>>18195197
He has us beat there, goddess mode turns him into a girl I am pretty sure

>>18195148
Excellent.

rolled 100 = 100

>>18195197
challenge accepted.

>>18195175

Time to make that genderswap potion.

"I got the potion to work."
"You sure?"
"I hope so, you're on your third cup."
"I was wondering why my iced tea tasted like treason."

>>18195228
OH SHIT SON. SHIT IS GETTING REAL NOW. I THINK THAT MEANS WE WIN.

>>18195228
Oh god why?

Also ask them what they talked about last night, since it seems they are all happy now

>>18195228

>>18195228

>rolled a hundy.

>>18195243

>"I was wondering why my iced tea tasted like treason."

GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A PLAN.

>>18195267
A PLAN AND A 100 TO GO WITH IT. BOHOHOHOH!

Ooh, delinquent girlfriend for Rider Bro! Come on~ It'll be fun!

rolled 54 = 54

>>18195228
and there we have it. Sooner or later, its gonna happen.

>>18195289
I think we wanted to set him up with the melee paper sister

>>18195267
>>18195278

Once again, I have the perfect picture for the occasion.

I am so glad I had nothing to do last tuesday.

>>18195228
Once again it is we who bring the huehuehue.

"You know what's also funny?" you ask Erica. "This." And you make a quick grab for her potato.

"NOPE." she swats your hand like it was air. "MINE."
You see the fork she was holding beginning to bend.
"Ahahahaha..." you laugh unconvincingly. "I was only kidding."
"Kraus! Whip up some chips! NOW!"
With Erica suitably distracted, you talk to Nanoha.

"Hey, so you had a talk with the girls?"
"Yes." she answers.
"Can I know what it was about?"
"No."
"Oh, okay. Anyway, like I've said earlier, i'll be stuck wearing this uniform for the next three days. Are you okay with that?"
She thinks about this for a while, then answers.
"Yes. I think it looks cute on you."
Erica and Ursula share a look at this answer.

>>18195304
man, now I'm just thinking of that scene from transformers where they CAS the roboscorpion
HE'S NOT A SHE YET! USE LITER DOSES, BRING THE HUEHUEHUE

>>18195295
It was always going to happen.
We just were ironing out the plan and making him doubt his sexuality until he asks us to give him the ton so we will make hot, elegant satisfying love to him

>>18195341
WORRY

>>18195341

Have long, slow, mental shutdown as we realize we're outnumbered.

We may never get to wear pants again.

We need a shoulder to cry on, someone who understands our pain.

QUICK! FIND KEIMA!

god i hope we don't have to suddenly fight something dressed like this.

>>18195341
You know, I bet Kraus heard their entire conversation while we were asleep. As I recall, he can play such things back.

Not that we should reveal to them that we know about it, of course... but isn't it our job as their boyfriend to know their hearts as well as possible?

>>18195341
"You're right. I look pretty damn good in girly clothes"

I refuse to be embaressed

>>18195341
'Kraus, I'm fucked, aren't I?'

Outnumbered, outgunned, time to surrender.

>>18195371

OH GOD YES!

I WISH I COULD KISS YOU THROUGH THE INTERNET!

>>18195371
This.

>>18195405
But us being embarrassed is half the fun for them

>>18195341
Well, I was wrong about her not liking the clothes. But that's not news. We're definitely not getting any reprieve from the enforced cross dressing, now.

>>18195386
Kraus most likely had his CPU fully inserted in Frau's socket during that whole conversation. Even if he did hear it, we most certainly should not ask him. Hell, I'd tell him to erase it.

>>18195341
Start acting complete and 100% girly, talk about how cute guy is, and how fat the bitch from the next class over is getting, avoid any signs of being turned on by anything they do.

>>18195371

You beautiful son of a bitch.

>>18195386
>>18195407

HOLD ON A TIC! WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T KRAUS SAY ANYTHING!?!

TRAITOR!

>>18195386
No. Nanoha said she doesn't want to talk about it, so we won't ask. In fact, ask Kraus if he has a recording, and if so, to delete it.

>>18195444
*how cute Gai is

>>18195441
That is the most inserting euphemism for sex I have ever heard, and that is counting his hate fuck with shinku

>>18195371

Fucking brilliant.

>>18195452

THAT IS AN EXCELLENT QUESTION.

I WONDER IF KRAUS HAS AN ANSWER?

>>18195456
This, show them we trust them or it will just cause problems

>>18195479
Frau probably had him tied up just the way he likes it.

>>18195452
He enjoys seeing us dominated

>>18195472
> most inserting euphemism
Was that typo on purpose?

>>18195500
No but it works very well now that I see it

>>18195371
>>18195415
>>18195418
>>18195452
>>18195479

I greatly enjoy this plan.

Also, why the hell DIDN'T Kraus say anything?

Lunch ends.
The ringing bell telling all of you to head back to class.
You opt to leave Jakob and Ted outside behind the gym to enjoy the afternoon.
You take the girls to their classes and head to your own with Erica.

Classes start.

MIke enters the room and makes an announcement.
"Okay guys, we have a new trainee with us today."
he says as he looks over a file in his hands.
"She's joining us late due to some circumstances."
He calls out to someone outside the door.
"You may come in now."

"You!" both you and Erica react as she walks into the room.

rolled 61 = 61

>>18195341
I do look pretty damn good in a skirt. If I'm stuck like this I may as well go all the way, where do you girls keep the make up and stuff? I may want it.

Also have you seen Gai, I'm going to play matchmaker on him with one of the paper sisters, care to help out?

>>18195509
Christ I love that one.
Dunno where the quote came from but it is excellent

>>18195452
>>18195509
Because he thought it would be funny too, of course. He's already said he doesn't really give a shit if we wear girl's clothes. He only dislikes Bunny mode because he becomes a fucking pair of bunny ears.

>>18195529
Fucking suspense!

>>18195529
Hina,
She wouldn't react that way to Perrinne

>brb quick lunch

We still need to get neko mode and kuma mode when we get more powers.
Neko mode for stealth, kuma mode for strength and maybe inu mode for defence?

>>18195601
Each being another slutty dating sim reject costume of course

rolled 61 = 61

>>18195575


LGGGGGGG

>d100 for haet

>>18195637


thats not enough to do anything but complain loudly re-roll

>>18195637
>Ohh so close

You try to hate him, but you just can't bring yourself to do it. Your welled up emotions threaten to overwhelm you anyway.

Roll to see if you cry, and if so, how hard.

rolled 10 = 10

>>18195669
*hik* I am not going to cry.... *hik*

>>18195730
You're crying like a bitch. But that's okay.

You can choose to roll to try and pass it off as something else.

>>18195730
bad news friend

>>18195529
"Damn you Mike, I don't know how but you planned this!"

She walks into the room.
Her pink hair swaying with each step.
Stepping up to the podium Mike was using earlier, she introduces herself.

"I am Katsura Hinagiku from the HnG Dimension. I was recruited by field agent Tama and given preliminary training in the field. I leave my self in your care."

"Hmnnn letsee, where do we sit her... Wait where's Shirou?" Mike says as he looks at the empty seat behind yours.
"Anyway, Miss Katsura, you can go ahead and take that empty seat there by the window. Shirou can find a seat when he gets here."

She walks to the back, with everyone in the class following her stride.
She glances quickly at you as she walks past and takes her seat.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18195945

Smile and wave.

/watch for feelings of death and destruction at our back

>>18195945
Smile and wave at her. She had a crazy-strong punch, but was also pretty nice, so it would be best to be on her good side. Be completely oblivious to the fact that she thinks we're a girl.

>>18195945
"Hello, Ms. Hinagiku. Nice to know your name."

>>18195945
We cry inside. We've been forced into a love comedy.
"Kraus what the fuck do I do?"

>>18195978
This

>>18195978
Yeah, one of the more physically powerful chicks in our class. Probably a good idea to remain on good terms with her.

>>18195945
The girls are going to love this...

>>18195978
She did get all cute and flustered when we helped her out, so I dare say we have 3 days of funtimes

>>18195945
Let us invite her shopping with Keima.

>>18195978
You give a quick look back at her and smile and wave.
"Hermione, I'ts you right?" she asks softly.
But before you could answer, Mike starts the lecture.

-------------------------------------------
Classes for the afternoon done.
Some of your classmates crowd around Hinagiku to talk to the newcomer.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
[ ]talk
[ ]run

>>18196170
>[x]talk

"Ah. Well.
Right and wrong. Sure I'm the same person but that name was a fake."

>>18196170
Talk

See if we can get her alone and explain things

>>18196170
Change to our butler uniform and try to squeeze in a session with Ryuu.

>>18196206
Basically, walk away, let her make her own assumptions.

>>18196170
Talk, don't mention anything about us being a guy just talk.

We don't want another girlfriend / confused girl situation so soon after solving the last one.

Damn swag we really need an off button for it

>>18195945

We need to talk to someone about this.

"I starting to worry that I'm too suave. I mean, I'm apparently putting off a signal that only single women and Keima can hear, and they all want to jump my bones and/or dress me up like a woman. Fuck, was Kenji right about a female conspiracy? Am I too manly and it scares them? Are they trying to turn me into one of them?"

"Oh god, I'm being hunted by a sexy lesbian conspiracy! I need to figure out a way to stop this before they.... before.... they.... Actually, why the hell SHOULD I stop them?"

>>18196170
[x]talk
Admit that hermione wasn't our real name, we were using it as part of a disguise. Most people here still know us as Susan, officially. I think.

>>18196170
"Thats an alias, my name is Hayate. It occurs to me you've not been long here, would you like me to show you around town?"

>>18196170
[x]talk
We should probably talk this out and head off the inevitable beating at the pass.
Tell Erica that we're going to try to nip this in the bud.
Tell Hina that we were undercover in her world.

Of course we'll fail horribly, but at least we tried.

>>18196206
Mike: Can't let you do that, Dave

>>18196170
Talk, tell her that our name isn't Hermione and we we're only using the name while we were in our dimension with potential Yakuza after us. We're a man and crossdressing just happens to us.

>>18196170

Ruuun awwwaaay~

For now at least.

I think we might as well tell her most people know us a Susan, since we're trying not to reveal our true identity.

Alternatively: Panic. We JUST managed to escape our home dimension AND NOW IT'S FUCKING FOLLOWING US!

We have had enough drama for the weekend i think, let's leave her thinking we are a girl for the 3 days until we get to know her better then tell her

>>18196170
We do nothing to make her think we are men. Let us make small talk and invite to lunch. Served by Jakob.

>>18196279

"This times happens to be Mike trying to punish me. Frankly, I have no idea why a giant taliking gorilla wants me in a dress, and I'm afraid to ask."

>>18196283

>Alternatively: Panic. We JUST managed to escape our home dimension AND NOW IT'S FUCKING FOLLOWING US!

OH GOD THIS!

Maybe we can do it later, but we need to have this horrible realization sooner or later.

>>18196283
Well we have dropped Susan for most the important people and we don't introduce ourselves as such anymore so I don't think it is that important to tell her Hermione was a false name

>>18196339
This sounds amusing but would give her the wrong idea possibly

>>18196283
>>18196339

I am loving that panic option.

We haven't had a good bout of PTSD in a while.

You try and talk to her, and you see she's trying to do the same, but the wall pf people around her just doesnt give you the opportunity to do so.

Erica walks up to you, "Hey, wasnt she the one from the train?"
"Yeah," you tell her
"What are the odds, huh? Maybe we could give a tour of the town." She suggests.

>>18196429
Sounds pretty good.

Will have to explain crossdressing shenanigans.

>>18196419
I think we have been a bit too busy to PTSD lately what with trying to avoid befriending and ruining a young girl's confidence

>>18196429
"Perhaps. You didn't have any plans did you?"

>>18196429
Sounds like a good idea. Maybe you could help explain things

>>18196429

"Don't tell her i'm a he. Lets see how long we can keep this up."

>>18196429
"Yeah. And maybe that any cross-dressing shenanigans on my part are 80% at your instigation. Wouldn't want her to get the wrong idea."

>>18196419
Perhaps… too long.

>>18196452
That and we've worked out a lot of our issues lately.

>>18196283
>>18196339
>>18196419
>>18196391

I like panic, but I think it should be a delayed thing.

We've got a lot to freak out over.

We're in a quasi stable relation ship with multiple women (which is a fun ball of stress, let me tell ya), one of the girls in it is young enough that people are going to think we're a pedophile, our home dimension is apparently unhappy we escaped and is hunting us, and between Mike and the three girls we're currently macking on we might never get to wear pants again.

That's a lot to go on a plate in one morning.

So we should totally flip out later, and have a decent cry.

Bonus points if it's Keima.

>>18196488
Yes, I sort of wanted to get that across but it doesn't mean some things won't trigger it again

>>18196429

Sounds good.

YOu wait with Erica for an opportunity to talk to her.

"Hayate," Mike tells you in your head. "come to my office and bring miss Katsura with you."
"Okay MIke."

Hinagiku excuses herself from the group, obviously sent the same message .
You excuse yourself from Erica telling her about Mike's errand and walk up to her.
"Miss katsura," you told her, "I was told by Mike to take you to his office."
"Youre Ayasaki? Oh, OK." she answers.

The two of you head off to Mike's office


WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18196502
But most probably won't, Ryuu even said that people of the IDPKB are more understanding thanks to coming from different dimensions and understand that if it is for the right reasons and love, not just lust it is ok

>>18196524
Get her to Mike's office.
Don't talk too much along the way. I'm hoping that Mike will help sort everything out.

>>18196524
Explanashuns about disguise and current crossdressing and how this totally isn't a thing we like to do, it just keeps happening for some reason.

>>18196524

we go to mikes office.

>>18196524
Introduce ourselves as befits a proper gentleman.

>>18196524
Do as we are told I guess, ask her how she got recruited and see what she thinks of things so far.

We are gonna get assigned to help her get used to this place I bet

>>18196502

>Bonus points if it's Keima.

You're thinking too small.

We realize that we might freak out, so it would be a good idea to let off some steam before we have another breakdown.

A controlled crash, if you will.

Keima will be our target for three reasons: It will test to see how much he cares as a friend to put up with that shit, we can gauge how close he's getting to 'DTF', and trolling never gets old.

>>18196524
"If I've learned anything here, it's misconceptions both can and will kill me."
"I am a man, yes I realize I am wearing a girls uniform, yes it looks really cute on me, and no, I am not some pervert. You may call me Hayate, and I do hope we can get along well."

>>18196524
Take her to Mike's office. Chat a bit on the way. Admit to "Hermione" not actually being our name, that most people here call us Susan.

>>18196577
This, totally this.

Controlled crash because it is better than sobbing wreck out of nowhere and Keima because he is just too much fun to screw with.

And of course bonus points since we are breaking down on him while dressed as a girl

>>18196524

Take her to Mike's office, small talk.

>>18196502
>>18196577

Troll Keima while faking a nervous breakdown?

I like your style.

>>18196610
We really need to collapse onto him drag him onto the ground if possible

>>18196600

Part of the plan.

Picture yourself in his shoes: A guy you think you might be attracted to sexually/romantically despite being 99% straight just started sobbing into your shoulder about how his awesome life is getting ready to drop the other foot and HOLD ME.

>>18196600
Keima's uncomfortable boner? Yes, this will work.

>>18196610
Not entirely faking, I think. From our experience, life is waiting to drop the other steel clad boot to crush us under its heel, and we are starting to freak the fuck out.

The two of you walk down to Mike's office.
You show her some of the facilities on the way there, and engage in smalltalk.

Once you arrive, Mike makes the two of you sit down on the couch and begins talking.
"Miss Hinagiku, you were recruited by field agent Tama, two weeks ago in your timeframe, under particular circumstances."
"he tells me he has given you some basic training, and that is why I allowed you to come here in the middle of training for the basic classes, instead of dropping you in with the next batch of basic trainees."

"With Tama still locked up on assignment in your Dimension, I will be acting as your handler here. You and Ayasaki will be my two wards. I hope you will get along."

"Now, Tama has also told me you have opted to specilize in closerange combat. Is this true?"
"Yes sir." She answers.
"I see. anyway, I didnt just call you here for introductions. I want to see how far you have gone in training under that furball Tama."
he taps his cane on the ground, and the office falls away to reveal the grassy plain Mike often uses for sparring matches with you.

"I want you to show me what you've got."
"For easier comparison, I want you to fight Ayasaki here."

"Now you two, Armor up."

>>18196673
Well this is new to us really, life has never done anything good for us without immediately taking it from us so waiting for the other shoe to drop is waiting for a planet sized boot to screw us must be getting to us

>>18196754
Let's do this hard and real. Teleports, invisibility, bunny mode, time stop, the whole deal. Go fucking wild on her.

>>18196754
"Mike...fine."

'Kraus, come on partner.'

Armor up.

"Allow me to reintroduce myself, Ms. Hinagiku. Ayasaki Hayate, at your service."

We use everything but Time Stop. Mike wants this as an evaluation of her CQC training; going all out would defeat the point.

>>18196763
Exactly my point. Hence not entirely faking the breakdown.

>>18196754
We're gonna end up in a girly variant of the suit, aren't we?

>>18196792
Time stop isn't entirely fair. Let's save it for later. It doesn't seem to be infallible, from the "fight" with Nanoha, either.

>>18196754
Armor up, get some cutlery, we aren't a specialist in close range but we have more practice than her. Lets not start off the bat with timestop/bunny mode.

Start with some standard melee combat, than use saucers and ranged projectiles, use invisibility, do a bit of bunnymode and at the end teleport behind her and show her our real moves.

>>18196754
IT'S A TRAP!

Mike wants us to change clothes so that he can FINE us!!!
Don;t fall for it D:

>>18196792
No need for timestop, anything else is good.

We need a transformation sequence for bunny mode, it woud be funny

>>18196754
>>18196792

Go easy at first, warm her up and such. No magic, just skill.

THEN go absolutely bat-shit.

>>18196824
Totally need to be a maid suit instead of a butler suit

>>18196831

That's bullshit, and if he tries to pull that call him on it.

>>18196860
No it's not.

He's testing us to see how quick of a thinker we are.

HENSHIN

MEIDO STAAAR

You face each other, and activate your armors and devices.

She appears in a school uniform you recognize as coming from Hakuo. She holds an ornate looking wooden sword in her hand.
You transform into your butler suit and activate Kraus.

She looks at you... "Why the suit?" she asks.

>>18196881
Because it is classy and easy to move in

>>18196754
"Mike, should I use weapons or hand to hand? And should I not use my special weapons?"
Seriously we have a fucking TRex, and timestop. Our badass teaset, swordbelt, lasers, Jakob and his adorable fuzzyness, and that natural ability to be fine after being run over by a car.

>>18196870

He just gave us a direct order to armor-up.

That shit's wedged in our subconscious, and we don't 100% control over it.

So our options are to NOT wear the armor, or wear the armor.

>>18196881

"It is easier to move about it."

>Change to Maid Star?
[ ] Yay?
[ ] Nay?

>>18196881
Because I am a Butler of the highest caliber who the universe conspires to make spend an inordinate amount of time in woman's clothing. Come and show me your skills, if you win I'll make you the best tea you've ever had, if you lose I will still make you the best tea you've ever had, but it won't taste like victory.

>>18196881
"Because it is a reflection of myself."

>>18196881
"Man. Don't ask, just know that it had something to do with poor luck and Yakuza."

>>18196922
Yes
Yes
Yes

>>18196912
Ted and Jakob are out enjoying the afternoon, however.

>>18196926
Hah, I like this.

>>18196922
NO.

>>18196926
Nice, I like it.

>>18196922

[x] YESSSS

>>18196928
this

>>18196937
>>18196926
That's beautiful. We must do this, it fits our dapper character so well!

>>18196926
>>18196926

>>18196926
This one

>>18196881

"Because I'm a man. It's a long story, that involves my life being the punchline of the entire universe."

>>18196881
Reintroduction time. No sense in dragging this out.

>>18196986
This, also. Apologizing for deceiving her on the train.

>>18196926
This.

"Because I am a Butler of the highest caliber who the universe conspires to make spend an inordinate amount of time in woman's clothing." you tell her.
"Wait... You're.."

"Let me reintroduce myself. I am Ayasaki Hayate. Operative in training for the IDPKB."
"Y-you... You're..."

" Come and show me your skills, if you win I'll make you the best tea you've ever had, if you lose I will still make you the best tea you've ever had, but it won't taste like victory."
"YOU'RE A GUY?!" she finally finishes the thought.

>>18197157


wuod you prefer i dressed up as a maid?

>>18197157

"Indeed."

>>18197179

no my spelling!

>>18197157

"Yes."

Beat.

"It's a long story involving my life being the punchline of the entire universe. If you would like I can explain it after our exercise."

>>18197157
"...do I really look that feminine?"

Then do one of those things where the background fades to black and the top half of our face becomes blue with black lines on it. You know, that animu thing.

rolled 35 = 35

>>18197157
Put on shit-eating grin, and reply "Would you care to check for yourself?"

>>18197157

>>18197200
Sounds like a good way to get badend'd

>>18197196
>>18197199

Either or

>>18197196
>>18197199
Both of these. With >>18197219 implied.

>>18197200

Nah, not classy.

>>18197196
>>18197199

Combine these.

>>18197237
>>18197236
>>18197230

Consensus achieved.

>>18197199
The little depression lines?

>>18197237
>>18197236
>>18197230

>>18197275
Yes. Sorry, I don't know the names of all of the animu-specific tropes. I just know of their existence.

>>18197283

Every time I see that picture....

He just looks so damned PLEASED with himself.

>>18197294
I have no clue what it is called that's just what I call it

And yeah going with consensus here

>>18197301
He has good reason to be

>>18197320

>>18197237
Yeah, okay that works.

>>18197157
"Indeed. I assure you it's all just a chain of circumstances that forces me to wear cute frilly clothes."

"B-But... You were so cute! and so cool! A-and the train! A-and ...." she blushes furiously.
"Do I really look that feminine?" You ask her.


"But don't worry though, I find i have that effect on everyone."

"Whenever you're ready kids. We don't have all day." Mike says from the side.
'Hayate, go easy on her okay, no fancy tricks, i want to gauge her, not see her crushed..' he tells you in your mind in addition.


She charges, her wooden sword poised to strike.
[ ]block
[ ]parry
[ ]dodge

>>18197398
We gonna get lit the fuck up.

>>18197408
Block seems safest.

>>18197408
>[x] dodge

she''s probably break through the parry and block

rolled 72 = 72

>>18197408

Dodge!

>>18197408
Dodge

rolled 9 = 9

>>18197408

[x] dodge at a slow speed

Test her reaction speed. See if she can force us to parry. Thats her first test.

>>18197408
Parry.

>>18197408
Test strength with a block but with dodging prepared in case it blows through our guard.

>>18197398
"Right then. Shall we begin?"

Chuck a dagger half heartedly to get things going.

I vote we start nice and slow, work in teaccups and saucers, ultimately using the teacup+rebounder, and finishing with timestop.

>>18197398
I honestly never dressed up as a girl before coming here, I have been here less than a month and it seems I have spent over half of it in girls clothes thanks to circumstances outside of my control

>atwoman months
Captcha thinks our cross dressing troubles are far from over

>>18197417
No, it doesn't. Blocks only work when you're stronger than our opponent. A parry uses her own strength against her. Of course, any good parry is done at the same time as a dodge, just in case the parry fails (the parry is also only there in case the dodge fails). So, I'm voting parry and dodge.

>>18197408

Dodge.

Go pure defence until we've gaged her speed, then do a couple parrys until we have a feel for her strength. THEN the fight begins in earnest.

>>18197408
Parry/dodge.
Start off slow and see how she does

>>18197428
>>18197443
>>18197461
>>18197454

I like how you can immediately spot the people who actually know their shit when it comes to sword-fighting.

You dodge. The wooden edge cutting air mere inches from you.
"P-pervert!"

You move away form her to give yourself soem room.
Taking out a few knives you think of your next move.

[ ]throw
[ ]close in

>>18197499
This
>>18197442
While making a few easier throws

>>18197499
>[x]throw

>>18197499
Chuck them. Lets see how she doges.

>>18197499


Throwing's risky if she can't block it and we don't have a good gauge of her abilities yet.

Quick step into her circle. Close enough to shock her then quickly retreat.

Let see how she deals with sudden changes.

>>18197499
Throw.

We need to evaluate how she responds to ranged attacks.

>>18197499
"Excuse me, but it was in no way related to sexual gratification. Well, not mine anyway."

>>18197499
We're testing her, throw them, test her reactions and blocking ability. We want to test her strength, speed, reactions and most importantly her creativity.

See if she is willing to fight dirty, throw dirt in our eyes, use in environment and so on.

>>18197499
Throw. If she's a melee fighter, why hand her the match?

>>18197499
"It really never was my choice"

Throw a knife or two, then close in

>>18197499

Throw, then follow them in.

"Pervert? Is this about the whole cross-dressing thing? Because that's never by choice."

rolled 12 = 12

>mfw LG screenshots an episode just for this.

[x]throw
Test her reaction time

>>18197499
Keep our distance, and throw. "I assure you there was never any intention of such!"

>>18197526
The armor will prevent her from any realy injuries. If it doesn't, I'm sure medical wing can fix the damage.

>>18197559

But if she gets injured now, the test is over.

Also a normal student won't have any experience parrying projectiles. So by starting off with something shes familiar with before moving on to the harder stuff.

>>18197606
She's had two weeks of training with a talking white tiger, and the very fact that she was approached for entry into the IDPKB makes her non-normal.

>>18197606
She won't get injured and she needs to be able to think on her feet since others will be long range. Tama will of taught her enough to protect herself

>>18197634

2 weeks of training? Didn't recall that. Hmm. Ok then, lets see what shes made of.

"I swear non of those times i wore female clothes were voluntary."

You throw the knives at her.
The silver projectiles flying straight at her.
She easily swats them out of the air with her knife.

"D-deviant!" she says as she charges you again.
Her sword glowing dangerously.
'Holyshit. She's way faster now.' you think

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>18197667
Bunny mode, let's really flip her out

>>18197667
Show her a small trick in our arsenal, turn invisible for a few seconds and trip her as she runs past.

>>18197667
"Seriously, girls keep dressing me up like that."

>>18197634
>>18197652
Two weeks?
But we met her just a few days ago.

>>18197667
If she's faster, then we should be too. Bunny mode. Also, if perversion sets her off, this should make her mad enough to make a mistake.

>>18197667

Full combat speed.

Hold off on bunnymode for now.

Dodge, parry then begin striking.

Head chest legs. Start with quick single strikes and then move on to faster strikes at different locations.

Gauge her adaptability and she whether she'll attempt to block everything or dodge some.

>>18197695
Two weeks her time, time runs differently in HnG to IDPKB dimensions

>>18197695
Time travels at different rates in some dimensions relative to other dimensions.

>>18197681

We're testing her. Not beating or making fun of her.

>>18197667
I'd suggest countering with our own speedboost, but bunnymodo isn't going to help our case here.

Go invisible for a little bit.

We really gotta use the rebounder at some point too.

>>18197695
To her, she was recruited by Tama two weeks ago, as stated in >>18196754
It may not have been two weeks of solid training, but it seems to have been enough to get her in in the middle of Basic.

>>18197724
>>18197681

>'Hayate, go easy on her okay, no fancy tricks, i want to gauge her, not see her crushed..'

>>18197703
This. Use bunnymode if she is moving too fast.

>>18197667

"Alright, are you talking about me or you at this point? Because I get the feeling you aren't listening to me."

Charge her, and then fucking LEAP over her.

Spin around and throw some knives.

remember: Mike sadi no tricks.

>>18197740
I don't think he wants us crushed either, he wants a good estimation of her skills

>>18197740
She is using some magic speed thing, we can use a little magic trick to respond

>>18197811

He flat out told us not to do what you're suggesting we do, when he's already upset with us.

>>18197703

This.

Also give running commentary on her skills.

"Excuse me, but it was in no way related to sexual gratification. Well, not mine anyway."

Your extraordinary reflexes allows you to dodge and parry her blows.
She strikes quite hard for her size. Her speed almost comparable to your max non-boosted speed.

Her blows are accurate, showing she's quote a proficient sword user.

You parry her and close in with the knife/sword you were using. Her guard is down.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18197903
Attack but don't connect, check the blow before it lands.

If she dodges or parries go on the offensive

>>18197903
Almost hit, stop, step back, keep fightin

>>18197903
Stab her quick, no flourish, while her guard is down. Better she have an honest evaluation where she gets beaten by us than a dishonest one that leads to get getting shoddy training.

>>18197903
Trip her/send her flying.

>>18197903
Bop her on the nose, back off and tell her to show us everything she has, stop holding back.

>>18197903
Steal her nose. A tad childish, perhaps. But funny as shit.

>>18197903
Strike. If we're feeling exceptionally bold, attempt a disarm. If we could end up with her sword that would be ideal.

>>18197903
Hit her with the blunt side of the blade. Gets the point (ha ha) across without any real damage, this is just sparring after all.

>>18197960
Seconded.

>>18197960
We're in a simulation like before, right? So no damage either way.

>>18197903
"I can assure you that had I not told you now, a chain of events would have unfolded, one where either you, me or both of us would have been humiliated."
Giant spoon to the side of the head?

>>18197960

This.

"Dame desu, Hinagiku-san. You can't afford to leave yourself this open when you're on the attack. Try to reign in your emotions."