>>18212280

yay it's time!

With you are four others.
Gai, ally of justice, the KamenRider.
Kenji, conspiracy theorist/ vagina hater.
Sousuke, Gun expert, clueless as a brick
Touma, A certain spikey haired youth.

The five of you prepare to assault Shirou's stronghold of sweets.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

If Shirou has made a fortress does that mean dorfs have been migrating into it?

Will we see alcoholic fudge and chocolate that the dorfs would need to survive?

Find out.... Right now in fact

>>18212303
Saucer over the moat and drop the drawbridge

>>18212303

strike for fudge dig deep!

>>18212280
"Guys, any suggestions on storming the castle?"

PARTY LIST

GAI:
KARATE
GUITAR CASE GUN/ROCKET LAUNCHER

KENJI:
EXTREME HATE OF VAGINAS
TRANSFORMING SCARF

SOUSUKE:
UNLIMITED BULLET WORKS
BONTA SQUAD

TOUMA
MAGIC CANCELLER

>>18212303
Tell Sousuke to cover us as we fly over the moat and over the walls on a saucer to find the gate controls and lower the drawbridge.

>>18212328
>Bonta squad.
All of my yes

rolled 4 = 4

My vote is that we knock.

>>18212338
Remember not rolling when it is not called for?
That's the sort of thing that gets us impaled on a fudge spear trap or trapped in a molten chocolate death pool

You take out a saucer and prepare to fly over the moat.
"Sousuke, Cover me."
He nods and takes out a SAW.

You fly. On the other side you find the capstan attached to the chain that held the bridge up.

[ ]Turn left
[ ]turn right

>>18212336
I think we should ask Sousuke for a bootcamp excursion to help toughen up. Nanoha's doing her Training from Hell thing, and we shouldn't get left behind if we want to be able to help her with her weapons course.

>>18212362
[x] left

>>18212328

Ask for thoughts.

I'm not saying they're going to contribute, I just think our head is full of fuck, and we need some else to either freak out first or show they're keeping their cool.

>>18212338
knock on a moat?

>>18212362

Left.

>>18212362
Turn left.

Capstans always Wound up clockwise.

>>18212399
This I guess

>left
You turn it left.
It refuses to budge at first but gives way easily on your third try.
It spins violently by itself.

You hear a loud bang outside.
And the sound of rocks falling.
The bridge remains up.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18212408

Have kraus use his powers to split the chain.

>>18212408
Reflexively flinch waiting for the roof too crash on our head

Then cut the chain once it doesn't happen

>>18212408
>>18212430
When in doubt; break it.

>>18212408
What, are you messing with us by intentionally screwing with expected standards? Will all bottle caps and screws here need to turned clockwise to open?

Anyway, check in with the other guys, ask what the bang was. Then take out our monomolecular violin bow and cut the chain holding the drawbridge up.

>>18212450
To be fair we are dealing with a fortress made of fudge crafted by Shirou, normal expectations go right out the window at the first line there

>>18212465
Granted, you have a point.

You cut the chains with a knife from Kraus.
The bridge falls into place.
The guys run across it towards you.
"FUCK! The door got sealed by a landslide! FUCK!" Kenji says as he scrambles across.

Your team now find yourselves facing the fortress itself.

The large gingerbread door closed against any and all intruders.
High above you, set in the walls, are window slits.
You consider how to gain entrance into the massive structure.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18212362
>>18212506
Who is this person you are posting images of.
Also
>gingerbread
EAT THE DOOR

>>18212506
Throw a knife up in one of the window slits in order to know what is kept up there. See if there are any obvious weak points on the door that we can exploit.

>>18212506

Tell Gai to use his Rockets.

Crack that mother-fucker open.

>>18212506
When a door has been sealed by a fudgeslide, that's when you make your own. Fly up to the window slits and carve them open with one of our oversized knives or with our violin bow. Then get everybody on saucers to go through the new door.

>>18212506
Tell Touma to IB the landslide.

>>18212506
Does Sousuke have any Anti-Chocolate Assault Squads in his Bonta Corps?

just for clarification, the door sealed by the landslide was the door leading outside to the dorms.

>>18212576

oh god dammit can we radio for help?

Should of brought the girls along, they would eat their way out in a flash

>>18212572
Bonta SQUAD
6 grey bontas [autonomous]
+1 commander [Sousuke]
He can summon parts of the squad at a time, or summon the whole squad.

You prepare to breach the door.
You tell Gai to take it out with a rocket.

He takes out his guitar case, places it on his shoulder with the fat end pointing forwards and braces himself.

The rocket flies at the door as the res of your group take cover behind an enlarged tray.

Roll for effect.

rolled 54 = 54

>>18212625
BOOM FOR THE BOOM GOD

rolled 42 = 42

>>18212625
boom.

>>18212590
you can try.

>>18212513
Pictures are of SEGAWA IZUMI.
Bestest HnG girl.
Promised hayate she'd marry him when they grew up, but forgot the promise.
[or did she?]

rolled 50 = 50

>>18212650
She must be ours, too cute not to

>>18212638
>>18212635
The rocket hits, and smoke covers your view.
When it clears the door still stands.
Only minimal damage.

WAT DO>?

>>18212668
Try knocking? Or pushing it open

rolled 95 = 95

>>18212625

Looks like things are getting.... dicey.

rolled 58 = 58

>>18212668
Get Sousuke c4 the shit out of it.

>>18212675

>Roll awesome
>Make terrible pun
>Cloudflare delays my post.

FUCKING CLOUDFLARE.

>>18212675
>>18212689

Know that feel bro.

Know that feel.

rolled 16 = 16

>>18212668

Time to gain a sdden understanding of our innate abilities.

Fuck that door.

Hurricane Kick.

>>18212674
You approach the door.
All the damage you could see on it is the blacked point of impact and a few crumbs on the steps before it.

Your eyes fall on an ornate knocker shaped like a lion's head.
You use it.

The door opens by itself after a moment to reveal a long hallway lit by torches.

>>18212701

Can I give my 95 to this guy?

Because the mental image of Hayate Doing a flying kick and destroying a door a rocket couldn't do is awesome.

>>18212706
>>18212707

>Once again cloudflare puts my post mere seconds after LG's.

ARHGERHRGHRH

>>18212707
>>18212689
>>18212675
>>18212718

I'm sorry, I know your pain and all, but fucking a, this is hilarious. Did you piss off moot or something?

How do you shafted like that TWICE that quickly?

>>18212733
Because Cloudflare.

>>18212706

Well since I can't kick the door without looking dumb now, I guess we walk down the hallway.

>>18212706

I'm reminded of that one .gif where the guy flips out on the door for like ten minutes, and then it's revealed that it was unlocked the whole time.

...Why didn't we just use IB?
We wasted a missile.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18212701
>>18212707
>>18212742

Don't worry guys. Someone or something is getting the Hurricane Kick before we leave here today.

Your group walks the long corridor, progress marked only by the number of torches you pass.
YOu take the time to try and contact anyone outside.
'Kraus, link me up with Erica or Keima. We may need back-up here.'
'SURE THING CHUCKLEFUCK.'
A few moments of silence.
'MOTHERFUCKING COCKLEAPERS, I CANT REACH ANYONE OUTSIDE. FUCK'
'Goddammit Shirou.' you could only say.


Your group finds itself in a large hall, a chandelier hangs from a chain attached to the high ceiling, throwing soft yellow light on the interior.

To your front, 3 doors.
To the left a staircase leading up.
To the right a staircase leading down.

WHERE GO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18212767


he is not worth this much trouble...

rolled 72 = 72

>>18212764

Do the dice only roll well when we make terrible puns?

I guess I can... roll with that.

>>18212778
He has found the answer to our roll troubles

rolled 32 = 32

>>18212675
>>18212778

You're fucking kidding me.

PUNS is how we work the /tg/ dice?

>>18212767

Hurricane Kick the center-door so hard the other two are blown open.

That is... if them's the shakes.

>>18212767
Upwards!

rolled 42 = 42

>>18212793

That's not even a good bad pun.

It's just bad bad.

I do however like the idea.

I guess you could say I like your style but... not the way you bounce.

>>18212767
WE MUST GO DEEPER

>>18212767

Two awesome rolls supporting the same basic idea.

We really just wanna kick a door in.

>UP

We shall find shirou in his throne room

>>18212808

It's really all i want.

I've been pushing the Hurricane Kick thing since I found this quest, whenever I got the chance.

I just like the idea of a totally bad-ass supermove that can fuck up giant robots and isn't magical.

>>18212808
Kick his throne room door in

>>18212808
>>18212817

As the guy with the two good rolls, I wish I could support this endeavor.

Sadly, I think the dice gods are mocking us tonight.

Your eyes fall on the central one of the three doors.
You run up to it.
After you gather enough speed, you jump and deliver a vicious jumping roundhouse kick.

**ROLL FOR EFECT**

rolled 99 = 99

>>18212828
FOR PUSSY

rolled 47 = 47

>>18212828

LOOKS LIKE THINGS ARE ETTING DICEY

rolled 12 = 12

>>18212828
Spinyate?

rolled 92 = 92

>>18212828
Kick like the fist of the northern star

rolled 71 = 71

Fudge for the fudge king

>>18212828
>ROUNDHOUSE KICKING A DOOR
>NOT SIDE KICKING
I SERIOUSLY HOPE

>>18212832

Clearly your poor grammar and totally riffing my line is why you failed.

>>18212831

LUCKILY IT DOSEN'T MATTER.

HURRICANE KICK.

>>18212842
Jumping roundhouse aka hurricane kick

>>18212835
>>18212831

I believe this is enought to three doors at once.

This pleases me.

I can rest happy now that we've got the Hurricane Kick.

>>18212831
The door gets torn off it's hinges, and bursts.
Your momentum sending it and you flying inside.
You ride it across the floor like a skateboard.

When you finally come to a stop, you find yourself in rest-room.
On an elevated platform is the toilet, made out candy.


WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18212867
...Well. That's an anticlimactic event i'd rather not discuss.

Next door?

So we are now exploring the world of fudgecraft? Better look out for fudge creepers!

>>18212867
lol u
Go back, go UP.

>>18212860
I made an amulet today
It is made of fudge
It is encrusted with bands of sugar
It menaces with spikes of pecan
It shows a rabbit, it shows a door
The rabbit is destroying the door

This pleased me

>>18212886
>fudge creepers

More like sherbet bombs.

That actually explode.

>>18212867

....

Check the other two doors to be sure, then check upstars.

rolled 73 = 73

Guys just realised: WE are the FUDGE GOD, and our domain is PLANE OF FUDGE, accessible from Shirou's room.
We can do what we please here.

>>18212886
>Fudgecraft
>not Fudge Fortress
ISHY etc etc.

>>18212867

>Totoally ballin roll
>lol it was a bathroom

.... I'm too tired to be upset over this

I'm going to hope that we've unlocked the Hurricane Kick, and go to bed.

As you pick yourself up and prepare to rejoin your group, fully intending to go up the stairs, you notice that the two side doors have also opened with the impact of your kick.

And then you spot them,
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" Kenji yells from the hall.
From each of the two side doors pour out Marshmallow golems.
8 feet tall, and built out of large white marshmallows, each carrying a large club of licorice.

Ten of these beasts attack your group.

WAT DO NAO?

>>18212921

can dinosaurs eat marshmallow?

rolled 84 = 84

>>18212921
Hot Chocolate Laser.
Immobilize them and make them delicious.

rolled 72 = 72

Use your powers as FUDGE GOD to get them tangled in Fudge Vines

>>18212928
Do we want to kill Ted by diabetes?

>>18212938


can he even get diabetes?

The golems attack each of your group 2 to 1.
You see Sousuke using a shotgun, Gai using his kicks, Kenji using a flame thrower and TOuma using his fists.

Two Golems attack you, thier clubs raised menecaingly

>>18212945
I don't want to find out

>>18212934
Second

>>18212921
>>18212934
PYEW PYEW

>>18212952
...Can't Touma just instakill all of them?

I get the feeling that LG hasn't thought the team composition through.

rolled 91 = 91

>>18212935
This

>>18212952

god dammit shirou!

blow them up.

rolled 18 = 18

>>18212952

trap them in a teacup and then fill it with hot chocolate, serve to group.

>>18212969
They're made of candy, not magic.

>>18212969
Read the team outline again.
>MAGIC CANCELLER
not MAJAIK

huehuheuheue
[of course im gonna limit that HAXX arm of touma's]

rolled 89 = 89

>>18212897
Oh god
It.... It makes sense....

>>18212970
We built this world, Shirou was mearly our arcitect.

>>18212982
So, basically, you disabled his ability entirely, making him the most useless combatant at the whole facility?

You take out your teapot and begin firing small lasers at the things.
The lasers go right through leaving a burnt tunnel and a delicious smell, but they still walk on towards you.

Kenji's Flamethrower sets the two he's facing ablaze. Now hes fighting flaming marshmallow golems.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" he says as he ducks a fiery club.

Gai's kicks hit the beasts squarely, doing very little except knocking them back.

Sousuke's bullets also just go right through the things.

Touma's punches seem to take chunks out of the things. but not enough to stop them

>>18213007
Moisture, like we used against the paper sisters

rolled 20 = 20

>>18212897
We did it while being Susan, and Shirou thinks Susan, not Hayate did it.
We must mentally crossdress for it to work.

rolled 35 = 35

>>18213007
HOT CHOCOLATE LASER!

>>18213007

this isn't fair we can't eat all of this only erica could eat this much.

rolled 16 = 16

>>18213007
>Tea Laser
>Not Hot Chocolate Laser
DAMN IT MAN, THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.
HOT CHOCOLATE THE SITE FROM ORBIT!

rolled 16 = 16

>>18213024

Captcha agrees

>topicst dress

rolled 32 = 32

>TEACUP
>FILL WITH HOT CHOCO

rolled 42 = 42

>>18213007
Teacups, if we can't kill them immediately, trap them to give us a bit of time.

>>18213029
Let's not let Erica get wind of this. We'd lose her forever in here.

'sides what happens on a Boys night out stays on a Boys night out. The girls must never know of this marshmallow hell.

You decide to do what must be done to rampaging marshmallows.
You scoop your two adversaries up in cups, and quickly fill them with boiling hot chocolate.
YOu cover the tops with saucers and wait.

YOu hear banging and gurgling from inside the cups, and then silence.

Shirou has taken out one of his assailants.
He chipped away at it until it was immobilized.

Gai still has two mosnters on him

One of Kenji's opponents has finally melted into a molten puddle on the floor, the other one still flaming and attacking him.

YOu see sousuke take out a bazooka and aim at one of his enemies.

WHO DO YOU HELP?

rolled 32 = 32

>>18213151
Gai.

>>18213151
TOUMA not Shirou.

lol wtf am i typing

>>18213151
Gai
The others can handle theirs easily enough

Bromen rider

You step up to help Gai.
You teacup one of his attackers much like you did the first two. It's down.

You then have Gai move away fro the one he's engaging, and you drown it in a deluge of hot cocoa.


TOuma takes out the second of his opponents.
Kenji only had to wait a bit longer for the remaining golem to melt into a gooey mess
And Sousuke took out both of his targets in successive rocket attacks.

The room now clear you begin to head up the stairs.

***ROLL EM***
averaging first three rolls.

rolled 94 = 94

>>18213215
We are fucked

rolled 26 = 26

>>18213215
>ROLL 'EM
HAHA TIME FOR 1s!

rolled 84 = 84

>>18213215
GO GO GADGET DICE

Doesn't look too bad

YOur group makes it's way up the stairs.
On the way up you stop just in time to spot an almost invisible string across one of the steps.

You step over it, and warn the others about it.
A few meters more you see a jawbreaker larger than yourself positioned in a crevice in the wall.
This was what the string was rigged to.

>>18213266


we can beat shirou when we find him right?

>>18213272
I think the idea is just to find him.
Also, lol 1am and work tomorrow. Nite guise.

>>18213266
"If Shirou isn't dead when we find him, we're going to kill him.
"That means we haze him like fresh-faced Spetsnaz recruit for making his comrades go through so much trouble, Sousuke."

rolled 48 = 48

>>18213291
G'nite fellow ausfag.

Lets find this fudge eater.

You arrive at the top of the stairs.
Down a hallway and through a door you find his throne room.
A large throne made out of fudges sits at one end of the room. On it hangs a crown jeweled with candy.
It's empty, not a sign of life anywhere.

Just behind the throne is a door.
>>18213272
yes, yes you can beat him up

>>18212897
Oh god.
Let's bring down the roof.

rolled 44 = 44

>>18213305
Perception check?

>>18213305
Take our place as the God of Fudge, upon the Fudge Throne.
Conquer the material plane, and bring the foolish mortals under the reign of Fudge God.

>>18213305
Here we go...

>>18213305
Prepare to breach the door.
Gai in first, followed by Sousuke, then Hayate, Kenji, and Touma.

>>18213305

wonderful.

>>18213314
You find no clue as to where Shirou is, all you find are a couple of bottlecaps wedged under the throne's cushion

>>18213293
...Are you an idiot?
If he's dead, we'll kill him some more.

all this fudge has made shirou lose it, we must make him realise what he has done, what he has become.

>breach door

You has Sousuke rig the door with c4, readying your group to rush in when it blows.

he blows it open.
you rush in and find a perfect replica of the normal dorm room done in fudge.

The fudge bed, and fudge desk mirror thier real counterparts to the smallest detail.
There are even fudge pens in a fudge mug on the desk.

Again the room is empty.

>>18213305

Such a trap.

Poke the crown with a long stick. Maybe the whip sword.

>>18213361

Fucking shirou...

"Kraus, any sign of shirou or his device?"

>>18213361
>Room is empty again
Somehow, I think Shirou has become one with the fudge.
All seeing, all knowing.
He controls this plane, and we are merely pawns in his game

>>18213374
Second. Maybe we can contact Excalibur.

Also, check if there's anything here that's different from the regular dorm rooms, aside from the fudge.

Otherwise, we're going to have to go deeper into the castle.

rolled 40 = 40

Perception check
Lets search the room

>>18213391
>contact Excalibur.
Is Excalibur's human for Saber?

>>18213405
form**

>>18213395
>>18213391
>check room

You and the guys search the room for any hints on Shirou's location.
At the same time you have Kraus try and find His Device in the huge structure.
"NOPE. CANT FIND HER. SOMETHING ABOUT THIS FUCKING PLACE LIMITS MY CAPABILITIES TO LINK UP WITH OTHER DEVICES" He tells you.

Gai finds Shirou's diary under his pillow of fudge.
You turn it to the last entry:

I found it.
I finally found it.
After much digging and carving in the mines I have made it.
Tomorrow I shall break through the final few feet.

>>18213420
She?
Is Kraus gonna add another device to his conquests?

>>18213438

Shirou, wtf have you been doing?

Have you reached Fudge Hell?!

"Kraus, scan for tunnels leading down, to the deepest regions. How do we get there?

Also is there any fudge magma around?"

>>18213438
Alright, let's go back to the staircase, and go down. We need to get to the lower levels, closer to the river that Shirou was talking about.

>>18213445
Hey, what if our capability of gaining bitches was based on the gender of the devices?

>>18213463
Naw it's our Swagger, man.

We must give chase to the lowest levels I guess.

>>18213463
Ursula's device is a male.

>>18213420
Look through it for some sort of map.

Get Kraus to ping the area and see if he can make a map of the area

Did 4chan die for anyone else? Or is cloudfag just hating me right now?

>>18213615
I still seem to be okay.

>>18213606
Sure was a good idea not bringing either of our two friends who are literally walking radars along.

>>18213615
Posting was rather slow for me for a bit

LG seems to of collapsed at his desk.
Or is waiting to pull a rocks fall

Did we lose LG?

>>18213666

no satan he will be back.

Heh one of the new banners is a Nanoha banner.
Seems fitting for a quest where she is our girlfriend

So find our way down into the dark scary depths of doom?
Will LG return to finish the night?
Find out same thread hopefully a little later

On a related note what do we think actually happened to Shirou aside from going dorfy and digging too deep?

>>18212897
That's fucking stupid.

>>18213784
Kidnapped by oompa loompas.

>>18213784
Well if I know anything about Dwarf Fort, and I dont, Im thinking Fudge Dragon, or some sort of pita viper.

I remember him saying he heard water. I assume chocolate milk.

>>18213802
Why? We were the ones who created the fudge

>>18213816
That's probably how he got his moat.

Personally I want to know just how he was so stupid he managed to imagine that we didn't just fill his room with fudge but made it into a demiplane of sugar

>>18213820
If memory serves, Shirou used his own power to create a closed space in his room, an Unlimited Fudge Works, if you will.

I forget whether we told him our real name or not.
I know he wasn't told our past

>>18213834
But we made the fudge
It is ours

>>18213847
technically, Kraus made the fudge

>>18213847
We filled his room with fudge.
While Shirou was digging his room out he subconsciously tapped his abilities and created an entire pocket dimension of fudge

>>18213852
While he has his own personality isn't Kraus more an extension of ourselves though?

Am I the only person that was disappointed Shirou never got to finish Unlimited Blade Works? I mean, I know it's his win button and all, so letting him finish it would be tantamount to putting a pretty ribbon on our head while laying down on the curb so he can get the most optimal stomping position to stompulate us, and this quest kind of takes his "slight" canon derp and inflates it to cosmic levels of reality-defying ignorance, but still.

It's Unlimited Blade Works. This shit be off the chain if you get what I'm sayin'.

>>18213887
I was hoping that the fudge would derail it and turn his swords into fudge because he fucked up the chant

>>18213887
Unlimited Blade Works is dependent upon him having seen the most awesome and impressive melee weapons that have ever existed. The very blades of which legends were written and epic sagas told. Weapons so mighty that anyone holding one of them is worthy of the title Hero.

In this, he used our fudge instead.

I'm kind of flattered.

>>18213911
I was sort of expecting a shrine to Susan bringer of fudge and uncomfortable feelings given how much he liked our gift.

The shrine would of course be us in bunny mode

>>18213953
>Shrine is us in bunny mode
Naturally.

>>18213953
We just need to smack him once, and he can become competent.

>>18213962
We actually haven't seen Kurou San for a while either.
Partly less time around Shirou and partly it might of worn off since it didn't affect him during combat

>>18213988
Well... atleast we can focus our feelings on the girls now.

>>18214001
Yeah I am just curious as to whether it means the potion wore off or something a bit more troubling

>>18214008
His stupidity/dorfism overtook Kurou-san's personality?

>>18214015
That or massive sugar ingestion such as living off fudge for a few weeks erased the effects.

I was thinking though for a mahou shoujo parody this is missing probably one of the most commonly known series, sailor moon.

I keep expecting LG to randomly throw it in there when things quiet down but either we keep things going too fast or he has too many other things up his sleeve to resort to that yet

>>18214044
I had always assumed someone would throw Mercury or Pluto or someone in on the next roll for who you see post.

>>18214071
I was surprised no one had so far

>>18214044
>I was thinking though for a mahou shoujo parody this is missing probably one of the most commonly known series, sailor moon.

We aren't exactly parodying Mahou Shoujo.
We are just bastardizing the Nanoha universe for whacky hijinks.

Oh Hayate, so cute. You won't last three minutes against the Hedonians. Or a SUE for that matter.

>>18214085
Well we started off as a mahou shoujo parody in general and it became more and more Nanoha as we went along

>>18214098
>it became more and more Nanoha as we went along
It was Nanoha the moment we got a device and the Buraeu was mentioned.

So it is probably fair to say LG went and collapsed on us while writing or waiting for a consensus by now?

>>18214098
>>18214135
Technically we're in Editors country now.
We've got the TG, the TSAB, and the Doctor.

All we need now is a SUE, an ATN Time Scout, a Closer Slave Searcher, and a Combine expeditionary force.

>>18214159
And that post made about 0 sense to me. Beyond knowing vaguely what the editors setting is

>>18214159
I stil think running into a looter team would be funny.

Not when we are at the bureau though

>>18214186
Well, the whole meta-bullshit annoys me as well.
Actually, all of the references to anime and meta stuff should've been kept out.
I enjoyed it more when the anime characters were only cameos and we got actually unique characters like Mike and Kraus.

>>18214201
If you don't like the setting, then that's your problem.
It's not going to change anytime soon.

>>18214201
Well see the quest is inspired by anime, our character basically became hayate and people kept putting anime characters etc in when LG asked for input so there is really little you can take out of it without removing the point.

I quite like that we take characters from just about everywhere and use them, some characters are very different or very simplified but we still have more of a framework than trying to flesh out every single character which can get both boring and very annoying quickly

>>18214271
>I quite like that we take characters from just about everywhere and use them, some characters are very different or very simplified but we still have more of a framework than trying to flesh out every single character which can get both boring and very annoying quickly
I'm not opposed to taking characters from everywhere. The issue is when the actual characters clash with their versions in our universe - Stuff like Touma's IB being completely different from its original incarnation, Sakura being even more hyperactive than she already was and the clusterfuck with Nanoha canon.
I can mostly tolerate Shirou's total rape due to Carnival Phantasm.

>>18214286
Also, Sakura vs Nanoha matchup.
That's just all kinds of fucked up.

>>18214186
Each is a different faction in the Editors setting.
The Transpace Guard and the Time-Space Administration Bureau are the two big superpowers in a Meta Cold War, with the IDPKB between them.

SUE's are Mary-Sue's, that crop up in dimensions and need to be neutralized, one way or another.

The ATN are the Allied Timelines for Non-Determinism. Instead of simply finding other Dimensions to bring into their fold, they go back in time, assassinate key figures or drop off a bunch of advanced technology, and guide history so that the branching timeline becomes a world with the military resources, industrial infrastructure, and advanced science that will be useful in their war with the Closers.

The Closers for their part are just super-advanced Carthiginians.

And the Combine is from the Half-Life series of videogames.

>>18214286
That is the whole point of it not following the canon, LG probably had no clue how else to actually use her.

And Touma's power even though I have no clue what it originally was outside of what has been said, sounded stupidly powerful and would of been basically the I win button for the setting

>>18214316
>And Touma's power even though I have no clue what it originally was outside of what has been said, sounded stupidly powerful and would of been basically the I win button for the setting
Exactly. That's why it makes no fucking sense to include him. The whole setting is built around powerful magic and Touma is just a normal dude, except for his magical right hand. Taking away his power makes him basically completely useless.

>>18214310
Ok thanks

>>18214286
Also 2 threads a day I wouldn't even be bothering with new characters or the sort of derailing shit LG has let us pull.

The amount of planning he has to do for the loose rails he already has us on is huge trying to introduce more OC character would be ludicrous, the whole Ted situation was a good example of that

>>18214310
> Time-Space Administration Bureau
...Is it the actual Bureau from Nanoha or just some weird version of it?

>>18214329
It wasn't even taken away though it just works differently than in his setting LG said, I trust that he will still be useful but not over the top

>>18214338
Yes. There are still alternate timelines that alternate-Nanoha's can be found in, but the TSAB is generally the same.
You could say that there's weird alternate versions confined to small clusters of alternate timelines, but in general, we're talking about the one from the anime series, just extrapolated to be post-series and Meta-Aware.

>>18214348
The original version of his ability basically made anything out of the ordinary mundane.
Magic, reality warping, etc. - Everything that isn't mundane gets removed.
The version we have right now is pretty much Taiga's (from Mx0) black card ability without a limit in terms of magical points.

>>18214367
We need a rollerblade device.

>>18214368
Uh, no?
Taiga could absorb and then use them himself, this' just less powerful cancellation

>>18214378
We already have Kraus, though. And two familiars, Jakob and Theodore.
And you want ANOTHER Device?

Though I suppose the extra drain on our majaik reserves could help us in expanding them.
Do you have a name or aesthetic in mind?

>>18214462
I think he just wants magical rollerblades, rather than another Device.

Damn it looks like we are all here except LG

>>18214495
Or a different character whose device is rollerblades

>>18214495
But...why?
We have Bike-kun and the Flying Dutchman. We should be trying to figure out if we can get majaikal circuits installed in them, like with Ursula's prototype Device-compatible Striker, so that Kraus can interface with the bikes and pump our majaik into them.

Holy shit.

Dude I know you do this at work, how do you pull it off? I mean, doesn't your boss watch out for people doing this?

Do you actually do anything, or do you just surf 4chan all day erry day?

And how can I get your job?

>>18214542
I don't know, he has a fascination with them? I'm not him.

>>18214310

Are the Protectors of the Plot Continuum part of the Editors setting, or is that off in a different metaverse?

>>18214568
I think his boss is more of a "don't fuck up and I don't care" type of boss

>>18214568
You can get his job by being an accountant in the Philippines, and getting paid just enough to live on rice.

>>18214589
Sounds like a normal NEET lifestyle really.
Although they are more often living on cup ramen than rice

>>18214579
They have not been specifically added to the Editors Setting, no, but if you want to find them, they'd probably occupy a niche similar to the IDPKB; patrolling their own sector of the Meta, and trying to not get caught up in the Meta Cold War.

The flexibility of the Editors setting allows it to contain just about anything and everything.

>>18214570

Also not him, but if Magickal roller blades dude/gal shows up, why not someone from Air Gear? Because "it's Magik" makes one hell of a lot more sense than some of the explanations in canon. Also, seeing magik upgrades to the Thorn/Flame roads would be awesome.

>>18214605

NEET kind of precludes a job, no? It does stand for something like "not educated employed or in training."

>>18214579
From what I understand from reading a not very clear setting "bible", it can contain pretty much everything, and in fact does.

LG got caught and is being yelled at by his boss.

He's gonna get fired, sell his computer for money, and we'll have no more MSQ.

>>18215111
Not that likely. The morning sessions (6AM server time) are done when he's at home.
The ones that run from 2100 server time are the ones that he does while at work.

Most likely the reason he's gone is that he just fell asleep.

>>18215130
We're well past when he would have called it for the day/night, too.

Probably safe to say the exploration of the Dorf Fudgetress will continue tonight, when LG's settled at work.

Fuck it, adding the Archive. Dorf Fudgetress 2 later I hope.

If LG gets fired, I'm going to reboot MHQ with more rules in place.

>>18214385
He gained that ability later on.
The basic ability of the black card is negating magic. Absorb was an upgrade.

he could he just been word filtered guys or his internet got filtered and It is just being an asshole about fixing things.

>>18215778
IT*

>>18215778
He's in the Philippines. It is nearly 4 AM there. LG is asleep.