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MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Dorf Fudgetress 2 Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)20:39 No.18219626

WE ARE BUTLER, WE MAKE TEA LIKE WE MAKE LOVE. HOT, ELEGANT AND SATISFYING.
Majaik, elegance, and an angry teaset. We have it all.
>ARCHIVES HERE
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest
-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
You and the guys search the room for any hints on Shirou's location.
At the same time you have Kraus try and find His Device in the huge structure.
"NOPE. CANT FIND HER. SOMETHING ABOUT THIS FUCKING PLACE LIMITS MY CAPABILITIES TO LINK UP WITH OTHER DEVICES" He tells you.

Gai finds Shirou's diary under his pillow of fudge.
You turn it to the last entry:
"I found it.
I finally found it.
After much digging and carving in the mines I have made it.
Tomorrow I shall break through the final few feet."

>FUCKING POWER OUTAGE
>FUCK

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:43 No.18219677 Aw, I was going to go to bed.... No sleep again tonight /tg/

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:44 No.18219686 I think it's the fudge that's the problem. We could get rid of this fudge had we only some milk...

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:45 No.18219697 I thought you fell asleep at the keyboard or something That's more romantic, don't you think?

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)20:45 No.18219700 File: 1330998311.jpg-(21 KB, 316x471, fudge shirou.jpg) You may have found a clue to your errant classmate's location. Somewhere deep below you, Shirou might be trapped in his mines. WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:47 No.18219718 >>18219700 "Kraus, search the area for any tunnel leading downwards. Direct us there. Dammit, Shirou, did you tunnel to Fudge Hell?"

Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:48 No.18219739

Clearly we need to head DOWN theSTAIRS. For Shirou has delved too DEEP. Oh man, I hope it's just wonka and not some horrible fudge balrog. Reanimating corpses by dipping them in a fondue river. Fondue Zombies, slowly hardening, bits flaking off horribly. Or they just solidify when your weapon is in them.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:49 No.18219758 >>18219739 Ironically, we have the best weapon for this dimension. HOT WATER, Fudge Dimension's Lava

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:49 No.18219759 WE HAVE TO GO DEEPER

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:50 No.18219771 >>18219700 INTO THE MINES!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:54 No.18219824 >>18219759 Although... I am REALLY curious about what's UP.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:54 No.18219830 >>18219824 doc.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:55 No.18219843 You know, I hope Krause or one of the other devices is recording this little jaunt. Mike won't believe our AAR at the debriefing otherwise.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:55 No.18219844 We still need to come across a shrine to Susan bringer of fudge and weird feelings Naturally us in bunnymode is the statue in the middle

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)20:57 No.18219869 >>18219626 Search for some sort of map, if not head down. I want to torture a marshmellow man for information.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)20:59 No.18219889
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>Down
>Mines

"Kraus can you find us the fastest way down?"
"DOWN THE STAIRS NUMB NUTS. IS THERE ANY OTHER WAY DOWN BUT TO GO FUCKING DOWN?"
"errr.. Okay."

Your group swiftly decend the first set of stairs back into the wide hall where you fought the marshmallow golems.

You head down the set of steps heading deeper into the fortress.

Roll em
taking first three rolls

>>	Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/05/12(Mon)21:00 No.18219895 I need more time in the day to catch up lol. Been fishing all day Bear leaves part was glorious by the way

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:00 No.18219900 rolled 45 = 45 >>18219889 So dead

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:01 No.18219906 rolled 47 = 47 >>18219889 Shit is going down.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:01 No.18219911 rolled 98 = 98 >>18219889 Shrine time

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:02 No.18219920 >>18219895 heh. Bear gummybears. We still have a tin of those left.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:03 No.18219930 >>18219895 Hah wondered whether you checked this out Papa.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:05 No.18219955 >>18219911 >98 We're off to a good start tonight!

>>	Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/05/12(Mon)21:09 No.18219998 >>18219930 yeah I wanted to catch up over my spring break but had to spend all day yesterday fixing my motor and have been fishing all day

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:10 No.18220007 >>18219955 Nw watch this be my one good roll for the night

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)21:10 No.18220017 >>18219998 Catch anything?

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)21:10 No.18220018
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>>18219900
>>18219906
>>18219911
Your group goes down the stairs carefully, remembering the trap that was built into the ones going up.

Half-way down, you find a small side room.
Carved into the hardrock fudge that formed the foundation for the huge structure, the room was illuminated by countless candles.

In the middle stood a pedestal of fudge, inlaid with candy gems.
And on it a life sized statue of you in bunnymode.

The statue was carved in perfect detail out of fudge, down to the last hair.
This sweet doppelganger of yours looking down upon you with a sweet smile on its face and mirth in its eyes.
Arranged around the base of it's pedestal are offerings of flowers and platters of fudge.

"Who's the chick?" Kenji asks, his vision not enough to recognize that it was you.
"Uhhh, I have no idea." you deflect.

WAT DO?
[ ]go down
[ ]investigate

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:11 No.18220025 >>18220018 Investigate!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:12 No.18220037 >>18220018 Look up our fudge-skirt. For science.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:12 No.18220039 >>18220018 Investigate, not wasting a 98 on something we don't check out

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:13 No.18220045 >>18220037 THIS.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:13 No.18220050 >>18220018 Investigate. Wish Keima was here. He might scheme to steal the statue. Take some pictures. We need to show the girls.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:13 No.18220051 >>18220018 Goddamnit Shirou...

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)21:13 No.18220052 >>18220018 Investigate. There may be information. Plus, we need to see how Kenji will react when he finds out it's us.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:14 No.18220054 >>18220018 Investigate!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:15 No.18220065 >>18220037 I do suggest doing this, did he give us lady parts? How do they look? Man parts? How accurate? We need to know, for science.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:15 No.18220067 Investigate! Then burn it on the way out...

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)21:16 No.18220086 >>18220018 Fuck it, [x]Investigate

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:17 No.18220091 >>18220018 Take a photo. Show it to the girls later.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)21:17 No.18220095
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>investigate.

You look around the room, trying to find a method to the madness that was Shirou.
you take a quick look up the statues skirt and find a perfect copy of your panties, stripes and bows and all.

Touma finds the box of amulets in one corner.
You draw one out to look at it

***Roll for random amulet***

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:18 No.18220107 rolled 16 = 16 >>18220095 Rollin' for san loss

>>	Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/05/12(Mon)21:19 No.18220109 >>18220017 some yellowtail and grouper. really windy and high seas so hard to make it as far out as I'd like >investigate

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:19 No.18220115 >>18220095 Goddammit shirou, how does he know EXACTLY what it looks like?

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)21:19 No.18220117 rolled 1 = 1 >>18220095 Oh god, this is gonna be funny.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:20 No.18220118 rolled 53 = 53 >>18220095 I hope it's one we haven't seen yet.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:20 No.18220121 rolled 16 = 16 >>18220095 But did he make us a man or a woman!? Rolling for an epic amulet. Make sure Kraus at least attempts to make some sorta digital map of this place.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:20 No.18220122 rolled 100 = 100 What could possibly go wrong??

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:20 No.18220123 File: 1331000441.png-(6 KB, 400x400, 1330490646764.png) >>18220117 And we were having such a good start

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)21:21 No.18220128 >>18220117 I hope this gets some HUE HUE HUE

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)21:21 No.18220129 rolled 17 = 17 >>18220095 Oh shit oh shit oh shit

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:21 No.18220131 So >>18220117 HUEHUEHUE >>18220122 Exploding awesome This will be interesting

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:22 No.18220137 >>18220117 >>18220122 I don't know which of these would be more amusing.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:22 No.18220141 >>18220117 >Nat 1 >>18220122 >Nat 100 Dammit /tg/ dice Now you're just fucking with us

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:23 No.18220157 >roll nat 100 Yep, all of you better duck, 'cuz I'm about to turn left and I don't want to hit you with my dick.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:23 No.18220164 >>18220018 Break that damn statue!

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)21:24 No.18220175 File: 1331000673.jpg-(4 KB, 126x126, 1252800512588.jpg) >>18220122 >>18220117 Dear Dice Gods, Fuck you. Love: Arch-Magos Winter

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:26 No.18220199 >>18220018 we gonna get you lost me'd

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)21:26 No.18220203
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>>18220122
>>18220107
>>18220117
You pulled out a fine amulet of fudge, bristling with spikes made of nuts.
On it, you see a rabbit falling down a hole, the hole filled with water.
Carved on the back is a sword
You don't know why but this disturbs you, you put it back in the box and and close it.

WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:28 No.18220211 >>18220203 Record the creepy fudge statue to show the girls. Or if we can manage it throw it in the folio to give to Erica I think she would like the gift

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:28 No.18220216 >>18220203 Take pictures. including upskirt shots. Then leave this room.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:29 No.18220223 >>18220203 Well, it's lots of fudge, and Erica might like it. Will it fit in our folio? If it can, examine the pedestal for traps, then take the statue. Then continue going down the stairs.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:29 No.18220226 >>18220203 Urge to lick your fudge self rises uncomfortably, make hurried excuse to leave room.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:30 No.18220229 >>18220203 Besides be afraid that all this sugar turned Shirou into a seer? Take pictures, then continue. We must watch for pitfalls. His fudge amulets predict the future.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:30 No.18220231 rolled 54 = 54 >>18220203 Keep going down the hole I suppose. Look out for pitfalls.

Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:30 No.18220238

>>18220203

are we still dressed like a girl?

my normal-person-that-doesn't-wanna-get-raped senses are telling me punishment be damned butler suit time.

My CoC senses are telling me that everything is perfectly normal advance in a carefree manner

My HLQ senses conquer with my CoC senses

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:30 No.18220242 >>18220211 >statue of us made of fudge >give to known candyholic No no no no no no she will do THINGS to it. Disturbing, suggestive things.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:31 No.18220255 File: 1331001113.jpg-(48 KB, 600x674, 1328146963627.jpg) >>18220242 But delicious things

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)21:32 No.18220259 >>18220203 >Rabbit We need Jakob. Else this is an Alice in Wonderland reference, in which case, we are in WAY over our heads, and about to enter Wonka's Demon Tunnel

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:32 No.18220261 >>18220216 I'd be happy knowing if he make Fudgeyate a man or a woman. For science.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:32 No.18220264 >>18220242 Look man, we've got to come up with gift ideas for White Day, and we're fast running out of time.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:32 No.18220266 >>18220211 >18220223 >18220242 That's the point, It would be awesome Seconding the idea

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:33 No.18220274 >>18220264 Oh shit there we go Perfect gift for Erica for white day Now we have to do this

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:33 No.18220277 If we take enough pictures, Kraus can just make a duplicate of it for Erica. Better to leave the original alone.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:35 No.18220291 Does this stupid picture have to be on the front page all the time?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:35 No.18220295 >>18220266 >>18220264 Third-ing, the statue if a perfect gift for the girls. All of them.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:35 No.18220297 >>18220277 Well he can do perfect 3D scans of the area so that is a good point

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:38 No.18220322 I know this won't work, but have we tried getting Kraus to dismiss the fudge? I recall him saying he could when we filled Shirou's room with fudge.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)21:38 No.18220324
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>oh wait that was a nat 1

You pull out what appears to be half of a large intricate piece.
On it you find a a carving of a naked Shirou, his arms outstretched as if reaching for something.
You dig some more in the box and find the other half.

It shows you naked, except for a pair of bunny ears and a large bow.
The creator of the thing gave you a modest chest and the womanly bits to go with it.
Your arms also reaching for something.

The two pieces interlock perfectly.
You and shirou now embracing in naked glory.
You snap.

--------------------------------------
Mike reads the report on the incident a few days after the recovery team found you and what remained of the fortress.
"Goddamn." he says. "5 trainees dead, and one gone insane."
"And I had such High hopes for him too."

-----------------------------------------------
You sit there in the corner of the large padded room they gave you deep in the medical wing.
The white jacket they gave you designed to make you give yourself a nice warm hug.
"No. No. No. No. Nonononononononono..."
You say over and over again.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:38 No.18220329 >>18220277 What, instead of that cake we were going to bake for them, we bake them a fudge-Hayate complete with striped side-tie panties that you can actually take off?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:40 No.18220342 I'm definitely on board with the "steal the statue to give to the girls plan." What can go wrong? >for Dickenj I agree captcha, it WOULD be good for our "future felations" to do this.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)21:40 No.18220348 rolled 40 = 40 >>18220259 In all of Shirou's previous carvings, the Rabbit represents Us.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:41 No.18220357 >>18220329 Yep. That's exactly what we do.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:42 No.18220366 >>18220329 Exactly. We'll make it better with edible clothes instead of just a solid fudge statue. The girls will have more fun with it that way. Therefore we leave the original alone and just scan it for future reference.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:42 No.18220373 >>18220342 Now that I think about it, instead of just taking something Shirou made, for a White Day gift, it really should be something we make. So just take pictures and a full 3-D scan of the statue so that we can make one ourselves.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:42 No.18220374 >>18220324 So much what

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:43 No.18220388 File: 1331001803.jpg-(99 KB, 756x772, 1214218389466.jpg) >>18220324

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:44 No.18220398 >>18220329 The cake has been mostly forgotten about I think. We can still do it for the girls though, just seems people like the idea of a life sized Fudgeyate for them

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:45 No.18220403 >>18220322 This is a bit beyond us now. We made his room filld with fudge Shirou infinite fudge worked his room so it turned into this

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:45 No.18220405 >>18220373 Exactly, make one big one w/ removeable panties for the twins, and a smaller nondirty one for nanoha

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)21:46 No.18220410
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You decide to take the statue for 'scientific' purposes.
Using a spoon, you dislodge the base from the floor.
It fits easily in your folio.

You regroup with the team and reach the bottom of the stairs.
On a rack to your left you find picks, shovels and helmets.
Right in front of you a large gate lies wide open revealing a a tunnel lit by lamps.

You have found the entrance to Shirou's mines.

!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)21:46 No.18220415

rolled 98 = 98

>>18220238
I think we are. If we aren't already armored, we're out of class for the day, in a potentially dangerous situation. We should be okay.

>>18220291
Yes. At least until we hit autosage.

Also, I agree with looting the statue for our ladies.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:47 No.18220439 >>18220410 "...Well, here we go, gentlemen. Into the belly of the beast."

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:47 No.18220443 >>18220410 We take the equipment, get kraus to start mapping the tunnels, no doubt it'll get complex.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:49 No.18220456 >>18220410 Everyone is armored up at this point, right? Alright, grab helmets. "Time to see where this hole leads, gentlemen." And make sure that Kraus is mapping for us; these tunnels could get very complex.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:50 No.18220464 >>18220443 >>18220456 Woo commonsense-mind!

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)21:50 No.18220465 rolled 80 = 80 >>18220410 "Helmets on, people." Well, maybe not Gai, as I assume he has his Rider helm on.

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)21:50 No.18220466 >>18220456 yes. armored. Everyone did so when the door out got buried in a landslide.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:53 No.18220498 >>18220374 you mean so much want

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)21:57 No.18220534
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The group grabs a helmet except for Gai.
And you prepare to venture in.
AS you walk inside you ask Kraus if he can scan the mines to generate a map.
"NOPE. FUCKING WALLS INTERFERING WITH MY SHIT. BEST I COULD DO IT RECORD WHERE YOUVE BEEN."
"Goddammit Shirou."

You walk on.
You find yourselves at a junction.
You can only move left or right.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:58 No.18220547 >>18220534 Left. Always left.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:59 No.18220551 >>18220534 Left. Always go left.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)21:59 No.18220552 >>18220534 Left.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:59 No.18220553 >>18220534 Let's split up and search for clues.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)21:59 No.18220556 >>18220534 Left

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:59 No.18220560 >>18220534 Leftwards ho! >>18220553 This man is NOT your friend; he does NOT fight for freedom.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)21:59 No.18220563 >>18220553 NO. Don't split up the party!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:00 No.18220572 >>18220534 Left.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:01 No.18220580 >>18220534 Left!

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)22:01 No.18220582 File: 1331002916.jpg-(16 KB, 915x664, tunnels blackout.jpg) your group heads left. A few hundred feet later you find a corridor to your right, with the path your on still stretching forwards.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:02 No.18220586 Start marking the fudge so we have a path. It shouldn't exactly be hard to carve in messages either.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:02 No.18220592 >>18220582 Straight.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:02 No.18220593 >>18220582 Continue straight forward.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:02 No.18220597 >>18220582 We continue straight. Always taking the leftmost path.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)22:03 No.18220599 >>18220563 One man, does not a consensus make. But it looks like "left" does

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)22:03 No.18220600 >>18220586 Do this.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:03 No.18220606 rolled 1 = 1 lets roll to split up 1 by ourself, with all the other going another way 2 us,gai and kenji 3 us souske, and Tomua

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:03 No.18220610 >>18220586 This is going to be like dark souls isn't it? Trap ahead For the light! Try fire

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:04 No.18220615 >>18220606 No We keep as a group and we go straight ahead

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)22:04 No.18220619 >>18220586 Kraus is mapping where we've been. Though, I suppose it couldn't hurt to leave markers. Hopefully.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:04 No.18220622 >>18220582 Straight. Keep to the left at all times.

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)22:05 No.18220630 You continue forwards, the dark tunnels echoing your steps. A Small distance from the last intersection, Touma steps on a hidden switch in the floor. *ROLL FOR EVASION* I will only take the first roll

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)22:06 No.18220638 >>18220606 Knock that shit off. We're not splitting up.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:06 No.18220645 >>18220606 Damn you! Damn you to hell! We keep going left, Souske take point.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:06 No.18220648 rolled 4 = 4 >>18220630 Goddammit!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:06 No.18220649 rolled 36 = 36 >>18220630 TOUMA

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)22:07 No.18220653 rolled 29 = 29 >>18220630 Gogo one!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:07 No.18220659 >>18220648 Well there we go.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:07 No.18220660 >>18220648 >Goddammit! I agree.

Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:07 No.18220663

>>18220619
Some additional benefits:
In the case of others (possibly Shiro even) coming after us, it'd be useful. It'd also help if this place makes it worse on Kraus and he starts losing parts of the map. Or if the place changes, we might be able to see parts of where it moved, etc.
It also means we'll look at the walls for other writing more closely.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:07 No.18220666 File: 1331003272.gif-(1.48 MB, 258x228, 1330496251195.gif) >>18220648

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)22:07 No.18220669 >>18220648 You are correct.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:07 No.18220670 rolled 9 = 9 >>18220630 Dodge, cup or saucer whatever works

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)22:08 No.18220678 rolled 36 = 36 >>18220630 PANIC MODE ACTIVE!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:08 No.18220683 >>18220648 ...and Touma's luck holds true it seems.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:09 No.18220695 >>18220648 Oh god. We're so boned.

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)22:09 No.18220698 >>18220648 A pit opens up under Touma and he falls in. You hear the splash of water as the hole seals itself back up WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)22:10 No.18220705 rolled 78 = 78 Dice gods hear my plea. I have taken failure from you today. You owe me one.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:10 No.18220711 >>18220698 Jet of Hot Steam! Melt that fudge, deploy rope to rescue that idiot!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:10 No.18220712 >>18220698 Oh fuck he doesn't have a device. Break that shit open and fly our ass down there.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)22:11 No.18220717 >>18220663 I realized that in the middle of that post, which is why I didnt leave it at brushing it off

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:11 No.18220718 >>18220698 Rescue Touma! Find the pit, and cut it open with our knife!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:11 No.18220724 rolled 13 = 13 >>18220698 Scream Touma's name dramatically, and begin hammering at the location where the hole was in order to get him out. Get our fellow classmate back.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:11 No.18220731 >>18220698 Open that hole right the fuck back up. Use some large knives, and hope the non Euclidean physics isn't actively malevolent.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:12 No.18220734 >>18220698 We save him, Souske ready C4 charges, do we have rope? Or just Kenji's scarf?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:12 No.18220737 >>18220698 >Hear a splash of water >No Fukou Da! We break that fudge open, that's what we do. No man left behind.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)22:12 No.18220738 rolled 95 = 95 >>18220698 TEA LASER HO!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:13 No.18220750 >>18220698 The amulet was a clue...what was it telling us?

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)22:13 No.18220755 >>18220738 YES! PRAISE THE DICE GODS! TEA LASER FOLLOWED BY CATCHING HIM WITH A CUP OR SAUCER.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)22:14 No.18220766 >>18220750 That there was a pit trap is about it.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:15 No.18220769 >>18220737 Just like they said, we're not leaving anyone behind here. ...and maybe check that water pit for secret doors, just in case Shirou is hiding behind a wall in the water pit in an odd version of that amulet.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)22:15 No.18220772

You head back at the spot in the floor where he fell in.
You take out a spoon and Kenji begins using a drill.

After some digging you finally make a large nough crack to look into.
"TOUMA!" you yell "ARE YOU OKAY!"

"Yeah! I'm alright! I fell into a chocolate river." He answers.
"You guys go on ahead. I'll follow the river and meet up with you later."

[ ]nope
[ ]do as he says

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:15 No.18220775 >>18220766 There was a sword on the back. do we need Excalibur?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:16 No.18220786 >>18220772 I am inclined to trust him but Nope No man left behind

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)22:16 No.18220787 >>18220772 >NOPE.jpg No one left behind. That's why we came here.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:17 No.18220788 >>18220772 [x] Do as he says. "Okay. Don't drown!"

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:17 No.18220789 >>18220772 Nope. Send down a teacup. No party splitting. If we can help it, that is.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:17 No.18220790 >>18220772 His funeral I guess.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:17 No.18220793 >>18220766 I was meaning the sword on the back of the amulet. Maybe we should make a fudge Excalibur? >>18220772 [x]NOPE Fish his ass out. No man left behind. We have rope and spoon/shovels.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:17 No.18220795 rolled 79 = 79 >>18220772 We break that floor and get our comrade out.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)22:17 No.18220797 >>18220775 It could simply be a "maker's mark," who knows?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:18 No.18220800 >>18220772 We get him out of there. He's safe for now, but who knows what will happen if he lingers, or what lies at the end of the chocolate river.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:18 No.18220802 >>18220775 >>18220797 Or maybe he's implying he wants to sheathe his sword in our scabbard.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:18 No.18220804 >>18220772 [x]nope "It's too dangerous! You don't have a Device, and we don't know what's in that river! I'm sending a saucer down!"

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:18 No.18220806 >>18220797 This is what I suspect. Shirou is swords and fudge after all.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)22:19 No.18220808 File: 1331003960.jpg-(34 KB, 400x435, sorta want..jpg) >>18220802

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:19 No.18220813 Why am I expecting a room full of fudge weapons like infinite blade works now?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:20 No.18220823 >>18220800 Or what's IN the river. >inb4 chocolate crocodiles.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:20 No.18220828 >>18220797 It could be, but it was never mentioned before. That makes me think it was something more significant. >>18220802 He made something else for that. See the HUEHUEHUE post.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:21 No.18220844 File: 1331004098.jpg-(23 KB, 450x241, chocodiles_top_450w.jpg) >>18220823 ?

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)22:22 No.18220855
File: 1331004171.png-(36 KB, 180x240, 1002.png)

>[x]NOPE
"NOOOOPE!" you yell back at him. "YOU ARE COMING WITH US AND THAT'S FINAL."

You widen the hole you made enough for a person to go through.
Kenji volunteers for this, his scarf transforming into a kick-ass jetpack.
He flies down and prepares to scoop up Touma.

From somewhere in the hole you hear a distant rumble growing stronger.

**ROLL FOR LUCK**
taking first 2 rolls

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:23 No.18220862 >>18220844 I was thinking the animal but... are those basically chocolate covered twinkies? Huh. I wonder if they're carniverous.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:23 No.18220863 rolled 97 = 97 >>18220855 Andagain.gif

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)22:23 No.18220866 rolled 26 = 26 Praise the dice gods

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:23 No.18220867 rolled 70 = 70 >>18220855 I blame the feminists if this goes wrong.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:23 No.18220868 rolled 9 = 9 Unstoppable.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:23 No.18220869 rolled 37 = 37 >>18220855 IN DURING WE FUCK UP

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:24 No.18220870 rolled 28 = 28 >>18220855 Looks like things are getting.... dicey.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:24 No.18220872 >>18220828 HUE posts aren't really canon. Shirou's FUCKING SHIROU-ness is.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:24 No.18220873 rolled 63 = 63 >>18220855 Fuuuuuuuuuu

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:25 No.18220890 >>18220872 Multiverse. Everything is canon.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:25 No.18220892 One good, one bad. I wonder what that means?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:26 No.18220902 >>18220890 There are at least six Nanohas with broken hearts wanting to destroy the universe. If all the HUES are canon, we're going to meet them at some point.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:26 No.18220907 >>18220892 ONLY ONE SHALL SURVIVE THE CHOCODILE ONSLAUGHT!

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)22:27 No.18220917 >>18220828 The back of the amulets was never mentioned before, either.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:28 No.18220920 File: 1331004489.png-(257 KB, 570x570, Advice Hayate.png) Can someone make a nervous breakdown version of this? Where Hayate is visibly panicked? I can't find a good pic for it, and I have SO MUCH fucking fuel for the posters.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)22:28 No.18220931

>>18220866
>>18220863
>still lost one

A huge torrent of chocolate floods the tunnels and is headed straight for Kenji as he attempts to pick up Touma.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" he says as he sees the wall of liquid approaching.
"Goddammit man! Go ahead!" Touma says "you cant fly two of us in time!"

Kenji pulls away in time to avoid the rushing chocolate, it takes Touma with it further down stream.

YOU JUST LOST TOUMA.
WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:29 No.18220943 >>18220920 Just use >>18220324 >>18220931 Carry on, I guess.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)22:30 No.18220949 >>18220931 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Nothing left to do but search for Shirou and hope for the best.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:30 No.18220951 >>18220931 Moment of silence. We might have just lost one of our friends forever in this fucking chocolaty hell. When we find Shirou we're going to beat the stupid out of him.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:30 No.18220952 >>18220931 Press onward.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:31 No.18220962 >>18220931 Shit. Dammit, we'll just have to keep going. We'll have to look for Touma later.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:31 No.18220969 rolled 74 = 74 >>18220931 Try to find first gear in our giant robot car.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:33 No.18220984 >>18220949 >>18220951 >>18220962 He'll be fine, we keep to the left.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:34 No.18220993 >>18220931 We carry on. But not before punching the fudge wall in righteous, broful anger.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:34 No.18220997 >>18220969 I love you.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)22:35 No.18221000
File: 1331004910.jpg-(19 KB, 915x664, tunnels blackout.jpg)

>>18220952
>>18220951
"Fucking Chocolate-loving feminazi's man.."
Kenji says as he climbs out of the hole.

Your group has a moment of silence for your friend before you decide to press on.

You follow the tunnel through a hard turn to the right and find another corridor leading off from it to your right.
The path you are on continues forwards.

[ ]right
[ ]forwards

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:35 No.18221005 >>18221000 Forward

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:35 No.18221008 >>18221000 >[✓] forwards Always go left.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:36 No.18221010 >>18220951 >beat the stupid out of him Do you have any idea how long that'd take, and how many 100s we'd have to roll for success? The Trex was cake compared to this.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:36 No.18221016 we go on have souske on point so he can use his specialist training to mark traps

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:36 No.18221020 >>18221000 I hope you didn't design the tunnels in a grid LG, cos we're keeping to the left. Straight ahead!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:37 No.18221023 >>18221016 left + this

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:37 No.18221027 >>18221010 I think the implication is that we just beat him to death. Alternately we turn him into Kurou-san and find a means of making it permanent.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:37 No.18221028 >>18221000 Forward, and have Sousuke on point.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:39 No.18221047 rolled 67 = 67 >>18221010 >The Trex was cake compared to this. Well I guess that's because this is a bunch of fudge.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)22:40 No.18221055 >>18221028 Do this

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)22:40 No.18221058 You keep going onwards. You have Sousuke take point to try and spot any traps. *Roll for trap detection. you only need a 60

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)22:41 No.18221067 rolled 9 = 9 >>18221058 Boned.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:41 No.18221071 rolled 75 = 75 >>18221058 Come on, Sagara! You've got a girl to go back to!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:42 No.18221073 rolled 53 = 53 >>18221058 Rolling.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/05/12(Mon)22:42 No.18221086 rolled 68 = 68 >>18221058 This is gonna go badly.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:43 No.18221088 >>18221010 I think it's mostly going to beating on him and abusing powers to keep punching him after people drag us off. Over and over.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:43 No.18221092 rolled 13 = 13 >>18221071 Speaking of which, I feel we need to educate him on this subject.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:44 No.18221095 rolled 21 = 21 specialist training go!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:45 No.18221106 >>18221092 No, he lives next door to us and the walls are thin. If he knew the real origin of what he hears at night he'd be pissed.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:46 No.18221113 >>18221092 Fuck that, we need to gank the bitches from his world. Oh yes, adding Tessa and Mao to our harem...

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:46 No.18221114 >>18221106 You mean you do that with twins every night? YOU BASTARD!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:46 No.18221116 I can't help but feel that this is my fault, I supported the fill shiro's room with fudge plan, every death is on my soul. I'm sorry men

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:46 No.18221123 >>18221106 Fuck forgot about that. Damn well... maybe after graduation then?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:47 No.18221128 >>18221113 That would be awesome

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:47 No.18221135 >>18221116 Gotta press on bro. You can drink yourself to death after we complete the mission.

>>	Alpharius 03/05/12(Mon)22:48 No.18221141 File: 1331005691.jpg-(691 KB, 1000x1400, P00004.jpg) >>18221092

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:48 No.18221143 >>18221116 Shit I supported the plan even if he was in his room. We all caused this

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:49 No.18221149 >>18221135 speaking of drinking myself to death MSQ drinking game take a shot every time you get aroused by bad ends

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)22:50 No.18221159
File: 1331005814.jpg-(19 KB, 915x664, tunnels blackout.jpg)

>>18221086
>>18221071
YOu follow the corridor as it takes another sharp turn to the right.
Sousuke finds another trigger set in the floor.
He marks it and warns the rest of the group from setting foot on it.

You walk on and find yourselves in a large chamber.
In the middle is a pond filled with what looks like molten caramel, it bubbles and gurgles on its own
To the left is another doorway leading out.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:50 No.18221164 >>18221149 I was dead long ago then. The Nanoha ones were the only ones not appealing to the inner /d/eviant

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:51 No.18221169 >>18221159 Check the room for traps etc and move on to the left / up

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:51 No.18221173 >>18221092 After this is over, we should consider going on a training trip with Sagara for a few days. We need to be able to keep up with Nanoha's training. And it'll be a good bonding experience with our fellow classmate.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:51 No.18221175 >>18221159 We take a left.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:51 No.18221178 >>18221159 Avoid pond, fly if necessary. Go left.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)22:52 No.18221180 rolled 20 = 20 >>18221159 Let's cap that with a saucer, we don't need people falling in, some how. Then onward!

>>	Alpharius 03/05/12(Mon)22:52 No.18221181 >>18221164 What, you mean you're not turned out by yandere lolicon guro? What kinda sick fuck are ya?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:52 No.18221185 >>18221173 Yeah we can both have PTSD flashbacks while we are out in the woods

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:53 No.18221188 >>18221159 Examine the pond, see if there's anything down at the bottom. Take the doorway going left.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:53 No.18221193 >>18221188 nonono

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:53 No.18221197 >>18221181 I know, it's my secret shame. Yandere yes Lolicon yes Guro I just lose

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:53 No.18221198 >>18221181 >turned out but we were turned out...

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)22:56 No.18221222 >avoid pond go left You decide to avoid the pond and go straight to the door. Your group skirts the edge of the chamber slowly. Im gonna need you guys to roll for stealth. You must beat a 70 First 3 rolls.

>>	dice+1d100 Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:57 No.18221230 >>18221222 GODDAMMIT

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:57 No.18221235 rolled 34 = 34 >>18221222 Be the sneakiest fucker.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:57 No.18221236 >>18221197 And strangely enough it was my ex who got me into loli. Thought women didn't really like that sort of thing but she loved it, not the rape stuff but romantic loli

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:57 No.18221240 rolled 10 = 10 >>18221222 It's too late, the gazebo attacks you!

>>	Alpharius 03/05/12(Mon)22:57 No.18221242 rolled 61 = 61 >>18221222 No way is this gonna fuck everything up!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:57 No.18221244 rolled 95 = 95 >>18221222 Rolling

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:58 No.18221248 rolled 80 = 80 >>18221222 Stealth? Uh oh.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:58 No.18221249 rolled 74 = 74 >>18221222 Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

>>	Alpharius 03/05/12(Mon)22:59 No.18221268 >>18221236 To tell the truth, I can fap to most anything that's romantic. Stuff like age, gender, and species are just window-dressing.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)22:59 No.18221271 rolled 95 = 95 Backup plan: Time stop.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:00 No.18221276 >Every roll outside the first three makes it Fucking /tg/ dice man.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:01 No.18221277 >>18221268 Yeah same And oh shit chocodiles

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:01 No.18221281 >>18221271 >>18221249 >>18221248 >>18221244 Oh of course you guys had to wait until >>18221242 >>18221240 >>18221235 went ahead.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:03 No.18221299 >>18221281 Those fags were just quicker than me. Not much I could do

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:03 No.18221306 >>18221268 Huh. I think I'm kinda the same way. Though some terrible part of me is always amused by trickery. Not stuff like date-rape drugs, but I recently found a site that's basically 'Ha ha I wasn't wearing a condom' and it's fucking hilarious.

Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:03 No.18221309

Oh god. We survive Yandere Nanoha, but THIS is what kills us? WHYYYY TG DICE WHYYYYY!

Oh, speaking of nanoha, here's an example of her powerlevels later on (this is basically in her happy lesbian marriage years, I think) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X89RL8kW4rg

She just offhandedly blows the shit out of one of her students to prove a point. Also, this guy resubbed it. She evidently sounded more insane and broken in the original...

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)23:03 No.18221310
File: 1331006631.gif-(18 KB, 275x300, muk.gif)

>>18221242
>>18221240
>>18221235
Quietly you make your way to the door.
Noone making a sound, until....
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I FORGOT TO SEND OUT MY MAIL! FUCK FUCK FUCK!" Kenji cries out for no reason

You try to shut him up, but it's too late.
The pond's surface shakes and bubbles.
And from within it rises a large caramel blob monster

It gets the jump on you.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:05 No.18221317 >>18221310 >Caramel Muk Landing Gear, I love you.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)23:05 No.18221321 rolled 27 = 27 >>18221310 Damnit, I knew we should have capped that thing.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:05 No.18221322 >>18221310 Fudgemon? Go Ted! Use bite

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:07 No.18221340 >>18221310 Gai and Sousuke rawkit lawnchairs gogogo.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:08 No.18221347 >>18221310 Drop a tea-cup on it. Smack Kenji in the back of the head and explain how STEALTH works. The have Gai kick the door in or something.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:08 No.18221350 >>18221310 freeze it then shatter it.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:08 No.18221354 kill it with fire when caramel gets overcooked it hardens into what basically amounts to sticky rock

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:10 No.18221362 >>18221310 Okay, muk is a pure poison type, so assuming it hasn't been modified, it's weak to ground and psychic attacks and... strong against... fighting CRAP.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:12 No.18221381 >>18221362 >assuming it hasn't been modified >It's made out of caramel

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:12 No.18221386 rolled 99 = 99 >>18221310 Easy. Iced Tea laser! Iced tea is a kind of tea right?

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)23:13 No.18221394 rolled 11 = 11 >>18221362 Yes, but this one is made of caramel, which is basically semi-melted sugar. A pressurized beam of steam should do some decent damage.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:13 No.18221398 >>18221354 It's already boiling. If anything, I'd guess it's already a rock type. Just molten.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:13 No.18221401 >>18221386 It is when you roll like that.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)23:14 No.18221403
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"Goddammit man! That's NOT how stealth works!" You tell Kenji with a slap upside his head.

Gai and Sousuke shoot at it with rocket launchers.
The blasts hit but do very little damage.
YOu let loose some shots from your tealaser and notice the burned parts of it start crumbling.

"SOUSUKE, KENJI! BURN IT!"

**ROLL FOR KILLING IT WITH FIRE**

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:14 No.18221408 rolled 11 = 11 >>18221403 BURN!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:14 No.18221410 rolled 91 = 91 >>18221403 oh fuck mothering... This is gonna be sad TG dice

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:15 No.18221415 rolled 15 = 15 >>18221403 Burn baby burn baby disco inferno

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:15 No.18221416 rolled 56 = 56 >>18221403 BY FIRE BE PURGED!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:15 No.18221418 rolled 35 = 35 FLAME FOR THE FLAME GOD!

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)23:15 No.18221419 rolled 99 = 99 >>18221403 Aye aye!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:15 No.18221422 rolled 35 = 35 >>18221403 this is the only thing I'm good at!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:15 No.18221429 >>18221410 Yes! Hating yourself works!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:16 No.18221437 >>18221419 We don't need no water (let the motherfucker burn). Burn, motherfucker. Burn.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:17 No.18221445 >>18221419 My 99's are rolling themselves.jpg

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)23:19 No.18221460 >>18221419 I''m glad I've rolled decently on something tonight.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:20 No.18221467 rolled 100 = 100 I'm beginning to suspect that the dice-gods are tsundere for Hayate.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)23:20 No.18221474
File: 1331007659.jpg-(35 KB, 398x334, Muh_0de4e5_836023..jpg)

>>18221410
>>18221419
Sousuke generates his full bonta squad, as he also materializes his own bonta suit.
Each one of the battle hamsters appear equipped with a flammenwerfer.
KEnjis scarf also transforms into a flamethrower, a more modern one that would not look out of place in a scify action film.

They surround the monster and POUR ON THE HEAT, making sure not to cross the jets of flame.

The mosnter struggles in the inferno.
Quickly it begins to cook.
A few moments later and it's a blackened statue of burnt caramel.

Seeing this opportunity, Gai jumps up and delivers the coup de grace.

"RIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEEER KICCCCCCK!"
He yells as his foot shatters the beast into a thousand fragments of carbonized candy.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:21 No.18221479 >>18221467 IT'S NOT LIKE THEY LIKE HIM OR ANYTHING.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:22 No.18221487 >>18221467 Con-fucking-firmed.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:22 No.18221488 >>18221467 Clearly they are.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:23 No.18221494 File: 1331007780.jpg-(351 KB, 1440x810, 1261559745934.jpg) >>18221467

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:23 No.18221504 >>18221467 We need that roll for when we do our controlled crash / seduction attempt on Keima on our last day of skirt wearing

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:23 No.18221507 rolled 13 = 13 >>18221474 Kamen Rider is teammate of the year, all years.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:24 No.18221509 >>18221467 oh god i was joking when i posted that oh god i cat breath vison blurrrrrrrr

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:25 No.18221517 >>18221474 Well only one way to go. Press on men!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:26 No.18221525 File: 1331007964.gif-(24 KB, 300x342, Mother of God.gif) >>18221467 Welp

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)23:26 No.18221527
File: 1331007966.jpg-(45 KB, 500x488, sword-in-stone.jpg)

>>18221467
>and for that crit i shall reward you

As your group looks over the shattered remains of the beast, something shiny in one of the fragments catches your eye.

You recognize Shirou's sword.
It's embedded blade first firmly in a chunk of hardened caramel, the hilt waiting.

**ROLL TO PULL EXCALIBUR**

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:26 No.18221534 rolled 57 = 57 >>18221527 This is not going to end well

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:27 No.18221537 rolled 59 = 59 >>18221527 FOR KRAUS! May his Harem grow! (nat 1 ain't it... fucking tg dice...)

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:27 No.18221538 rolled 36 = 36 >>18221527 And we shall be the true king!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:27 No.18221539 rolled 33 = 33 >>18221527 >Drawing Excalibur from a stone >Not the sword in the stone

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:28 No.18221544 rolled 36 = 36 >>18221537 Seconding this. Kraus needs just as many women as us

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:28 No.18221546 rolled 61 = 61 >>18221527 YANK

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:28 No.18221549 rolled 60 = 60 >>18221527 Come on!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:28 No.18221552 rolled 46 = 46 >>18221527 I pray it's Saber as opposed to... him....

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:28 No.18221557 rolled 22 = 22 I wonder what happens is we crit this?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:29 No.18221558 rolled 47 = 47 DICE DON'T YOU DO THIS TO US

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:29 No.18221561 rolled 85 = 85 >>18221527 It's not like I want the sword or anything....

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:29 No.18221566 rolled 91 = 91 Pull with the might of a million suns

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:30 No.18221575 rolled 8 = 8 might as well

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:30 No.18221577 >>18221539 >>18221539 It hardly matters, given how badly the myth has been butchered by this point anyway.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:30 No.18221578 rolled 81 = 81 >>18221527 FREE THE SWORD FROM IT'S PRISON WITH THE POWER OF THE TRUE KINGS

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:30 No.18221579 rolled 40 = 40 >>18221539 If it makes you feel any better, the stone did come out of a lake... pond thing. Made of caramel.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:30 No.18221581 >>18221566 >>18221561 Yes!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:30 No.18221585 rolled 1 = 1 >>18221527 It's...it's not like I like you or anything!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:30 No.18221591 Well >>18221561 >>18221566 looks like Kraus does have another one

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)23:31 No.18221592 rolled 37 = 37 >>18221527 Eh, why not

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:31 No.18221596 >>18221585 Ruh roh...

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:31 No.18221597 >>18221585 HUEHUEHUE

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:31 No.18221599 >>18221585 How could this happen

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:31 No.18221601 >>18221585 Were falling in the camel lake aren't we?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:32 No.18221603 rolled 17 = 17 >>18221585 b-baka dice.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:32 No.18221612 >>18221601 Oh it's worse than just that. We will fall in and a chocolate Ra'Alman will be in there to fish vore tentacle us

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:33 No.18221616 >>18221585 Oh god, there's a lady in the lake and she's going to EAT US!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:33 No.18221621 >>18221585 HUE HUE HUE. HERE IS SOME TSUN WITH YOUR DERE.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:33 No.18221622 File: 1331008406.jpg-(144 KB, 1280x720, 1322199103023.jpg) rolled 34 = 34 >>18221585 the gods have punished us for our hubris!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:34 No.18221631 rolled 5 = 5 >>18221616 Swag powers activate!

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:34 No.18221634 rolled 25 = 25 >>18221585 So just caught up now. I see the dice gods are being oh so great tonight.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:36 No.18221648 rolled 92 = 92 >>18221631 Please. Swag is for little boys. Class is for men.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:36 No.18221656 >>18221648 But we combine swag and class so what are we?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:37 No.18221667 >>18221656 Hayate, god of passion.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:37 No.18221672 File: 1331008674.jpg-(37 KB, 392x392, Excalibur.jpg) >>18221585 My legend begins in the 12th century...

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:38 No.18221680 >>18221672 If that's him I vote we toss him into the lake.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:39 No.18221691 >>18221680 If it is saber I vote we toss her in our bed

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:40 No.18221699 >>18221691 Hell the fuck yes.

Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:40 No.18221704

>>18221680
The lake is too good. We dig deeper intot he Fudge Hell, drop him in there, then cake in EVERYTHING BEHIND US. Once we get Shirou, of course.

And we don't let Shirou see Excalibur, he might be able to stand the little bastard, then we're triple fucked.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:42 No.18221723 >>18221691 >>18221699 SABER IS THE PREFERRED ALTERNATIVE. Actually, if it's Saber we need to ask why the HELL Shirou is getting away with all this. Turn his device into a drill sergeant, and have the stupid beat out of him by proxy.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:42 No.18221725 rolled 24 = 24 >>18221672 nononono.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:42 No.18221728 File: 1331008940.jpg-(222 KB, 1273x717, Excalibur_Reaction.jpg) >>18221672 So annoying...

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)23:42 No.18221730
File: 1331008946.png-(133 KB, 304x463, 9831_render_Chibi_Saber_1.png)

You manage to pull the sword out after your first few pulls.
As you draw it from the caramel block, it begins to glow.
White light fills the room.

After it fades you find yourself looking at a woman in armor.
"Thank you for retrieving me." She says.
"Please, help me save Shirou."

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:42 No.18221733 >>18221691 I actually like the idea of his device being saber who is tired of his idiocy and putting up with his derp. The only time she likes him is in combat because he focuses and isn't totally derp

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:42 No.18221734 >>18221680 >>18221704 Thirded and signed. Either that or Hack the AI and turn him INTO Saber.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:43 No.18221745 >>18221730 "Anything for you my lady" Get on one knee and take her hand, show her the respect she deserves. "What did he do this time?"

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:44 No.18221747 >>18221730 Ask her if she knows where he is or what the fuck is going through his fucking head oh my god

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:44 No.18221749 >>18221730 "I hope by 'save' you mean 'beat the stupid out of him'. I saw that little shrine he built." Visible shudder.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:44 No.18221754 >>18221745 This Let's get another woman infatuated with us. Pretty soon the twins will just be handing out numbers and telling them to get in line

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:45 No.18221759 >>18221745 >>18221747 >>18221749 Combine these. If she was locked up or something, this isn't her fault. It's Shirous. And when we save him we're going to take turns beating the stupid out of him for putting us through this.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:45 No.18221762 >>18221745 Dooo iiiit.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:46 No.18221767 >>18221745 Not quite so forward. Let's introduce ourselves first at least. Respecting the bitches into our bed comes next.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:46 No.18221768 >>18221749 As much as I like this, I think we need to say it a tad nicer.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:46 No.18221769 >>18221759 But... what if he likes it?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:47 No.18221776 >>18221769 Hit him harder until he either stops liking it or is unconscious. Then keep hitting him.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:47 No.18221777 >>18221749 >>18221747 >>18221745 >pretty girl needs help: chivalry mode activate >my head is full of fuck >FUCKING. SHIROU. Yeah, combine these. It sort of sums up how we feel right now pretty well.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:47 No.18221778 >>18221749 Or he turns into Kurou after the first bit

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:48 No.18221780 >>18221745 Let's tone it down a little. Not get on our knee, but bow over her hand.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:49 No.18221785 >>18221769 Then the resulting break-down is going to put us on the express-line to getting the therapy we clearly need.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:50 No.18221790 >>18221780 Yes, combine like >>18221759 says but tone it down a little.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:51 No.18221797 >>18221778 I think that he would fully expect the beating, and take it like a man. That would actually be kinda funny. Switching constantly back and forth between DERP and stoic receiving of the punishment.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:51 No.18221798 >>18221730 Gentleman it up, kiss her hand and say "I am at your service, what has the chucklefuck done this time."

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:51 No.18221800 We need to see about making Fudgeyate into a real girl. The twins could dress her up, we could have disturbing Fudgey love with ourselves

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:51 No.18221807 >>18221780 You get on your knee when addressing royalty.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:52 No.18221812 >>18221797 But how could we hit Kurou? Just touching him would cause us to melt for him

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:52 No.18221818 >>18221798 >>18221745 Seconded.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)23:52 No.18221820 rolled 55 = 55 >>18221800 If that's what our Ladies want to do with their present, that's up to them.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/05/12(Mon)23:53 No.18221822
File: 1331009606.jpg-(56 KB, 420x630, saber_revoltech_1.jpg)

"Anything for you my lady" You say as you get on one knee and take her hand, "What did he do this time?"

"They caught us by surprise as Shirou was exploring the river. The orange fiends took him away and then threw me into this pond." she answers.
"Which way?" you ask her.

"There." she says as she points towards the tunnel you were headed into. "At the end of that corridor."

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)23:53 No.18221824 rolled 90 = 90 >>18221812 We wouldn't need to hit Kurou-saaan~, of course. he'd realize what a bother he'd been, and would be very... apologetic.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:54 No.18221827 >>18221822 Well then let's go get the little orange buggers

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:54 No.18221832 >>18221822 WONKA THAT BASTARD

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:55 No.18221846 >>18221822 Very well, let's go rescue our resident dumbass. Am I right in guessing that you are Shirou's device?

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:56 No.18221849 >>18221822 Alright so we need an awesome one liner. We move forward, time to kick some ass. Shirou's mostly. And I suppose the Oompa Loompa's

Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:57 No.18221859

>>18221820

I think it should be used for leverage for something.

"Mike, I found THIS is Shirou's fucking derp-candy fortress. Me. In a dress. As the focal point of what can only be described as an Alter."
"How many weeks paid vacation do you want to pretend this never happened?"
"SEVERAL."
"Alright."

>Later.

"Did the Director say why she wanted the chocolate statue thing?"
"She said something about 'man candy' and started giggling."

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)23:57 No.18221864 rolled 86 = 86 >>18221822 "Excalibur, right? These orange guys wearing white over-alls, singing?"

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:57 No.18221865 >>18221832 you have made my night anon.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:58 No.18221867 >>18221822 "Then we shall make haste. "May I presume that you are Excalibur, then?"

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:58 No.18221869 >>18221822 I can't believe Landing Gear missed such an easy HUEHUEHUE with that sword draw natural 1.

>>	Anonymous 03/05/12(Mon)23:59 No.18221878 >>18221869 I think he ignored it, I hope he did.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/05/12(Mon)23:59 No.18221879 >>18221869 Shut up, damnit! Not that I actually midn the HUEHUEHUE now.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)00:00 No.18221888
File: 1331010050.png-(281 KB, 530x530, saber-fate.png)

"Very well, let's go rescue our friend." you tell her as you get back up on your feet. "Am I right in guessing that you are Shirou's device?"
"Yes. In this form, you may call me Saber." she answers.
"Well, then ms.Saber. Let's not waste time and go get him back."

Your group now walks down the last long corridor.
It's incline telling you that you are headed deeper and deeper.

After you've lost sight of the entrance, you find the way ahead blocked by a cave-in.

SABER HAS JOINED THE PARTY
**ROLL TO CLEAR A PATH**

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:01 No.18221890

>>18221849

Even better, don't have one.

Kick open the door, point dramatically, mouth open. Awkward silence.

"I HAD something for this, but that was when I was still planning to beat the stupid out of Shirou."
"Aren't we still doing that?"
"Well, yes, but we need to save him first. And the line doesn't really work in this context."
"Should I come up with something?"
"No no, moment's past now."

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:01 No.18221894 rolled 19 = 19 >>18221888

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:02 No.18221897 rolled 7 = 7 >>18221888 Blast the blockage away! Or stow it in our folio for Erica and Sakura

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:03 No.18221908 rolled 88 = 88 Ekusucallybaaaahhhhhhhhh!

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)00:03 No.18221909 File: 1331010187.jpg-(40 KB, 915x664, shirou's mine.jpg) and since you have cleared the mines, I shall reveal this. >yes that was a chocolate beholder

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:03 No.18221911 rolled 52 = 52 >>18221888 >/tg/ dice

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:03 No.18221912 rolled 58 = 58 >>18221859 >man-candy That mental image is equal parts adorable and horrifying. >>18221888 ROLL DEM BONES HURRICANE KICK

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:03 No.18221913 rolled 18 = 18 >>18221888 "I'll show you an everlasting gobstopper you orange bastards! Now give me my retard and we can all go home alive!"

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:04 No.18221918 rolled 41 = 41 >>18221888 Let's clear a path!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:05 No.18221924 rolled 53 = 53 >>18221859 This sounds good but I like the idea that director Nagato is already falling for us from our hijacking Ted more than the paid vacation part

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:06 No.18221937 rolled 17 = 17 >>18221888 Roll for breaching with Sagara. He'll shoot an assult rifle, well throw silverwear.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)00:07 No.18221944 >>18221909 All Left is gonna fuck us next time, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:07 No.18221945 >>18221924 It was supposed to be Mike sweeping that shit under the rug so he doesn't have to worry about the paper-work. Nagato volunteered to dispose of the statue in private for totally unrelated reasons.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:07 No.18221948 goddammit off topic but i started watching full metal panic and was wondering if any1 knew of any good mech games

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)00:08 No.18221951 >>18221945 That was pretty plain, to me.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:08 No.18221955 rolled 82 = 82 >>18221912 HURRICANE KICK

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:09 No.18221958 >>18221945 I know but it's still funny either way

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:09 No.18221960 rolled 27 = 27 >>18221948 Mech Warrior series.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:09 No.18221963 >>18221948 Mechwarrior, Armored Core, and Super Robot Wars are popular series on /m/.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:10 No.18221971 >>18221951 You weren't the guy I was responding to. >>18221912 >That mental image is equal parts adorable and horrifying. Only as I typed it out did the full implications for that mental image hit me. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:12 No.18221980 >>18221963 Armored Core 5 comes state-side on the 20th. It was one of the few games series that /tg/ claimed was /tg/ related 'because shut up' instead of having a flimsy rational behind it.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)00:12 No.18221981 >>18221971 I was just sayin', chum. That your intent wasn't muddy to all.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:13 No.18221989

>>18221944

Maybe that's what he'll WANT us to think! But no, seriously, it'll probably kill us. Of course, hayate won't know that, seeing as it worked so well last time. So if we aren't metagaming, we're pretty much OBLIGED to march straight into whatever death traps await.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:14 No.18221993 >>18221981 I didn't think it was, until somebody posted a clear misinterpretation of what I wrote.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)00:14 No.18221994
File: 1331010880.jpg-(38 KB, 250x212, 2005chocolate.jpg)

You and Kenji get to work on clearing a path, your spoon and his drill making good time through the blockage.
After about half an hour, you see light.

You pull yourselves through the tunnel and find yourselves standing inside an immense structure.
the interior of which is landscaped in fanciful and twisted shapes.
Right infront of you, a raging river of chocolate, on each side of it weird trees and shrubbery.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>18221948
CosmicBreak

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)00:14 No.18221995 >>18221989 Oh, sure. Just... thinking aloud.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:16 No.18222003 >>18221994 Trust nothing and no one in this place. See if we can track Shirou or if Saber's connection to him lets us find him. EAT NOTHING IN HERE.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:16 No.18222010 rolled 76 = 76 >>18221994 "Sargent take point, Kenji cover our rear, Miss Saber are you familiar with this room?"

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:16 No.18222015 >>18221994 Is the river of chocolate flowing from Shirou's fudge-plane, or into it. If from, then Touma might be here. Let's start searching the area, but remain on guard and wary. Ask Saber if she can detect Shirou anywhere.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:17 No.18222021 >>18221994 Look around for Touma, if the river is the same one he could of ended up in here

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:17 No.18222022 >>18221994 Start singing this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ-uV72pQKI

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:18 No.18222035

>>18221994

>didn't Hurricane Kick the rubble out of the way.

We're saving it for Wonka then.

I guess look around and finally state what we've been thinking all along: "How the christ did Shirou manage to tunnel his way miles through a 20 foot wall of fudge into Candy-Land?"

Turn around "No really, how is this even remotely fucking possible? I was brought here by a talking monkey and wield a tea-set as a weapon, and I'm calling bullshit."

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:20 No.18222050 I just had a thought: the protagonist in Fate/Stay Night was supposed to be a girl at first... I think we all know where that's going. In before shirounotfollowing.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:21 No.18222058 >>18222003 >>18222010 >>18222021 >>18222015 I agree with the general sentiment to do the logical thing, but first we >>18222035 I think the absurdity of the situation has finally reached the point where it breaks our composure.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:21 No.18222063 rolled 2 = 2 >>18222050 Gender-Bend shirou? We've tried that once, we need more practice.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:23 No.18222077 >>18222063 File it away, then. Maybe we could practice on Kenji when he's drunk or something.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:24 No.18222086 >>18222077 Or just tell him we are trying a potion that will protect him from feminist plots.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:24 No.18222087 >>18222077 That we have been planning for a while now.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:24 No.18222090 rolled 7 = 7 well im off to go rent armoured core 4 dont get us killed while im gone

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:24 No.18222091 File: 1331011491.jpg-(5 KB, 133x160, fucking Shirou.jpg) >>18222050 Wait, i was a sword?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:26 No.18222103 >>18222086 "Kenji I made this potion for you, it will allow you to seamlessly blend into and infiltrate the Fem-Nazi's. I warn you thought, the effects are permanent. Your the only one man enough to do it thought.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:27 No.18222122

>>18222077
>>18222086
>>18222087

I actually had an idea on the Kenji Front.

If we used a disguise UNDER a Hayate mask, we could flip-him and make him think it was a feminist conspiracy.

And then he'll tell everybody that it was somebody disguised as us, giving us free-reign to fuck with everybody we want.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:27 No.18222126 >>18222103 We never did look at potion blasting after Shirou either. I still think the idea has merit

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:27 No.18222127 >>18222103 BOHOHOHOHO.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:28 No.18222135 >>18222122 So wait. A female mask under a Hayate mask so we can mess with Kenji? I like the way you think

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:29 No.18222138 >>18222103 Better yet, tell him it's a potion that will make the users truest, deepest desires to come true. Act totally bewildered when he becomes a woman.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:30 No.18222148 I just thought. We have Yuki as the director so where is Haruhi and Mikiru? Especially since Mikiru is largely a female version of us with less confidence

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:31 No.18222151 >>18222122 >>18222138 You guys are awesome. Let nobody tell you otherwise.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:33 No.18222172

>>18222148

If Yuki's here then that means the situation with Haruhi's stable and she no longer needs to be there.

Mikiru, if I remember correctly, was only such a fucking woobie to avoid paradox, and was actually fairly assertive and charming outside that situation.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:34 No.18222184 >>18222138 I still think we could use the three days in the girls uniform as experience for progress on that potion. Might not be perfect but I think it would be a bit better than last time

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:34 No.18222186 As long as we don't take a boat ride, I'm OK.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:35 No.18222194 >>18222172 An, been too long since I have seen the series to remember that. We aren't using canon perfect chars though so we could get woobie Mikuru rather than proper though

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:36 No.18222205 >>18222184 >Try new potion on Shirou >Turns into Kurou loli Imokaywiththis.jpg

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)00:39 No.18222240
File: 1331012380.jpg-(43 KB, 768x576, willywonka5.jpg)

Your group follows the river upstream.
Sousuke taking point, and Kenji covering the rear.
You walk through the weird landscape as quick as you can, not touching anything.

In the distance you spot a large chocolate waterfall, the source of the river beside you.
As you walked closer and closer to it you begin to hear the singing.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:39 No.18222243

rolled 22 = 22

>>18222186
THERE'S NO EARTHLY WAY OF KNOWING
WHICH DIRECTION WE ARE GOING
THERE'S NO KNOWING WHERE WE'RE ROWING
OR WHICH DIRECTION THE RIVER'S FLOWING
IS IT RAINING IS IT SNOWING IS A HURRICANE A-BLOWING
NOT A SPECK OF LIGHT IS SHOWING
SO THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING
ARE THE FIRES OF HELL A-GLOWING
IS THE GRISLY REAPER MOWING
YES THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING
FOR THE ROWERS KEEP ON ROWING
AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING
ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:41 No.18222256 >>18222240 Get combat ready, do not trust the orange fiends or their diabolical master, Gene Wilder.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:41 No.18222259 >>18222243 Yeah, fuck the Depp version.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:41 No.18222260 >>18222240 i'm sure someone will appear if we destroy everything.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:42 No.18222264 >>18222240 >>18222243 >Read these posts back to back >Actually think that's the song for a moment. Total fucking bewilderment, followed by laughter when I realized my mistake. Also, where are those lyrics from?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:42 No.18222272 >>18222240 Listen and prepare for combat.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:42 No.18222274 >>18222259 The Depp version wasn't inherently bad just the Gene Wilder version was shitloads better

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:43 No.18222281 >>18222264 The original Charlie and the chocolate factory movie, the boat ride

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:43 No.18222283 >>18222240 Prepare for battle, move forward cautiously.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:44 No.18222289 >>18222240 Stealthu modo. Get out the cardboard boxes

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:44 No.18222291 >>18222264 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zail7Gdqro I weep for your childhood.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:45 No.18222295 >>18222240 Gai and Souske on point, saber and Kenji will act as Cavalry.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:45 No.18222299 >>18222240 I was in a parody of a Willy Wonka movie once. It was a gay-porno with supriingly good musical numbers. I'm not sure what happened to our production of 'Willy Wanker and the Coitus Factory'. Took the term candy maker in a whole new direction.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:47 No.18222313 Why is Gai here? Wasn't he set up with that paper chick?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:47 No.18222317 >>18222281 >>18222291 I used to love this movie, and I have no memory of this scene. What the christ.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:47 No.18222318 >>18222299 Was there a chocolate factory scene? Also you did gay porn? Did it pay well?

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)00:49 No.18222335
File: 1331012983.gif-(117 KB, 621x467, charlie-and-the-chocolate-fact(...).gif)

>Umpa lumpa doopity doo,
>I have a perfect puzzle for you~
>Umpa lumpa doopity dee,
>If you are wise you will listen to me~
You spot a man in a violet suit, standing in the middle of a group of orange skinned, green haired midgets.
"Im sorry kiddies, but we arent giving tours of the factory anymore." the man says with a gleam in his eyes.
The singing continues

>What do you get when Shirou guzzles down treats?
>Eating as much as an Elephant eats?
>Did you think that prime shit was free?
>Now for you debts you will answer to me~
Shirou is dangling over the waterfall in a cage made of peppermint, hes trying to chew his way out and enjoying every moment of it.
"HEY GUYS! LOOK, FREE CANDY!"

"Such a bad, bad boy. Eating all of my wares, thinking it was free." the man says as he raises his cane in your direction.
"And you? You also come here to fill your stomachs?! Not today."
The orange midgets face you threateningly, each of them now holding a mean looking cleaver caked with dried chocolate and blood.
"GET THEM!"

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:50 No.18222338 >>18222299 Honestly I would be surprised if a gay porno DIDN'T have good musical numbers.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:51 No.18222357 >>18222335 NOPE.JPG Timestop, pull Gai and Sousuke in. ROCKETS FOR EVERYONE! Also some tea laser.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:51 No.18222359 >>18222335 Timestop and grab Wonka. If we start killing his fucking Umpa Lumpas he'll never listen to reason.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:52 No.18222363 rolled 84 = 84 >>18222335 Challenge him to a chocolate making contest.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:52 No.18222364

>>18222318

I wasn't in the actual Sex Scenes, I was a comedic relief character: The janitor who walked in and saw the mess he had to clean up after everyone else left the room.

I'm not sure if there was an actual 'chocolate' related scene per-say, but I remember licorice being used in a bondage scene. And that it was a lube waterfall instead of chocolate.

My stuff was mostly walk in DUMBSTRUCK HORROR AT THE MESS and ordering pizza, so I wasn't paid too well.

It was a surprisingly high class production though, not sleazy basement filmed ones like most Pornos I've been involved with.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:53 No.18222367 >>18222357 This. So fucking hard. Also put a bullet directly into Wonka's head.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:53 No.18222371 >>18222335 free him wonka or prepare to end up in a sticky situation.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:54 No.18222383 >>18222338 I remember the look on the choreographer's face when we told him what we wanted to do. Fucking priceless.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:54 No.18222390 >>18222364 You do lots of comic relief characters? And was there a pizza orgy with the pizza. And let's see about using that smokescreen for once then catching wonka while we have cover

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:55 No.18222403 >>18222335 EVERYONE STOP, STOP TIME SERVE WILLY WANKA TEA. SERVE EVERYONE TEA. START CONVERSATION OVER ON BETTER TERMS

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)00:55 No.18222407 >>18222313 That was at lunch, man.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:56 No.18222410 >>18222335 "Factory? Where the fuck are we? Who the fuck are these midgets? Who the fuck are you? How the fuck did Shirou manage to TUNNEL HERE FROM HIS DORM?!?"

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:56 No.18222416 >>18222335 Fucking Shirou, still oblivious even now. I don't think I could slap the stupid out of him it would be like kicking that cute retarded puppy who thinks what you want is crap in your shoes

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:57 No.18222425

>>18222359
Reason? he's sicked a gang of orange midgets with meat cleavers on us.
We're also standing by a river, in a factory, at the bottom of a mine in castle in a dorm room, in a Bureau where a talking monkey teaches us.

I think we passed the point for reason long long long ago

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:57 No.18222428 >>18222335 Challenge him to a fucking cook-off desert style. Who ever makes the best sweets and treats gets to keep the dumb-fuck.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:58 No.18222433

>>18222335
Alright we have a sort of dilemma here.

We never really got the low down on Bureau regulations w/r/t killing the shit out of people.

Also we never really reached a consensus on whether or not that is something Hayate is down for.

Stop time if necessary and try to negotiate.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:58 No.18222436 >>18222428 Play to lose?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:59 No.18222452 rolled 9 = 9 >>18222335 Don't fight, evade. Offer Wonka tea. Try to diplomacy our way out of the situation.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)00:59 No.18222453 >>18222428 Wouldn't we deliberately throw the match? I mean we could go home with Saber and be happy Iron chef majaikal dessert battles sound fucking cool though

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:00 No.18222460 >>18222335 Stop time and try to negotiate with Wonka. This is possibly a huge misunderstanding. Failing that, kill the shit out of everyone.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:00 No.18222464 >>18222428 >Winner keeps Shirou Wonka just grabs a box full of terrible rejected candy, we shit on a plate.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:00 No.18222466 >>18222335 Musical numbers? WE ACCEPT. RELEASE THE VIOLIN!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:00 No.18222467 >>18222425 This is hat we need to tell Keima when we have our little breakdown later. "And there was a fucking SHRINE! sob" When he asks why him afterwards just say he happened to be the closest friend to us when e felt the panic attack coming on.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:00 No.18222470 >>18222466 ...why the fuck didn't I think of that?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:01 No.18222479 >>18222464 Do we really want him back? Voting for dapper diplomacy.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)01:01 No.18222481 >>18222335 I doubt this'll have an impact, but: "Sir, I assure you, we're only here to retrive the idiot. He's being missed in class. Somewhat."

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:02 No.18222485 >>18222466 THIS. just play. No explination, no witty one-liners, just start playing. Take all of our hurt and sadness and channel it into pure soul wrenching music.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:02 No.18222497 >>18222481 >He's being missed in class. Somewhat." "Specifically, Target Practice."

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:02 No.18222498 >>18222485 No! That's going too far! We want to beat them, not make them kill themselves!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:03 No.18222501 File: 1331013790.jpg-(15 KB, 223x208, 1294608587315.jpg) >>18222470 God damn, we will make them all weep! LG we need a PTSD flashback!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:03 No.18222505 >>18222335 "Nice rhythm, catchy too. "Alto's are fine, but you need to work on your bass. "You've shown me yours, now allow me to show you mine." Pull out our violin, and begin playing. Towards our friends "Everyone, cover your ears!"

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:05 No.18222515 File: 1331013940.png-(115 KB, 326x226, 1330654725948.png) >>18222505 This is a war crime. We must do it.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)01:06 No.18222519
File: 1331013976.png-(111 KB, 400x298, 6a00e00989822288330162fc0d0aab(...).png)

Theyre upon you, the cleavers flashing in the light.
Everyone in your group prepared to fight down to the last man.

"WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" you yell, stopping your friends from attacking the midgets.
"Good sir." you tell the man in the violet suit. "It appears we have come to a huge misunderstanding."
"We only want to retrieve our friend that has gone missing. We are not here to rob you of your work, nor are we here to fight you."

"Please, calm down and listen as I PLAY YOUR THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE."

You take out your violin and prepare to play.

**ROLL EM FOR SKILLZ**
What do you play?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:07 No.18222528 rolled 13 = 13 >>18222519 And now we fail miserably

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:07 No.18222529 >>18222466 >>18222505 The Violin will bring us victory. It also might have some effect on Shirou. What, I don't know, but it will be amusing.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:07 No.18222530 rolled 49 = 49 >>18222519 curse you dice gods!!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:07 No.18222532 rolled 80 = 80 >>18222519 We compose a song as sad as Shirou is dense.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:07 No.18222534 rolled 28 = 28 >>18222519 I don't know, something sad.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:08 No.18222537 rolled 74 = 74 >>18222519 Play something upbeat, I guess.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:08 No.18222538 rolled 71 = 71 >>18222519 In The Hall of The Mountain King http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrIYT-MrVaI

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:08 No.18222539 rolled 10 = 10 >>18222519 We play either the same one from earlier, or maybe just play with another memory in mind.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:08 No.18222542 rolled 52 = 52 >>18222519 Draw on what we felt that first night with Erica, when Shirou barged in looking for fudge.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:08 No.18222543 rolled 25 = 25 >>18222529 Shirou will be too dense to understand why everyone is crying Saber will fall in love with us from how beautifully sad our music is

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:08 No.18222546

rolled 6 = 6

>>18222519
The Ballad of Never Again. It's a mournful and angry piece. It takes all of our abandonment and loss and channels it into a song about how we'll never let that happen again. It is meant to evoke fear and sorrow in our enemies. Sorrow at what they might do to someone already so wounded, fear at what our retribution would inevitably be.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:09 No.18222553 File: 1331014157.png-(501 KB, 639x1226, 1281663174553.png) rolled 34 = 34 >>18222519 We play SONG OF LOVE so that Wonka will give us what we want.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:09 No.18222557 rolled 44 = 44 >>18222532 fucking TG dice... This.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:09 No.18222558 rolled 8 = 8 >>18222532 Are you mad? Even we could not compose something as sad as hew is dense. It's .. It's just not possible

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:09 No.18222560 rolled 65 = 65 >>18222519 This >>18222538

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)01:09 No.18222561 rolled 87 = 87 >>18222519 >>18222546 How can we not play this?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:10 No.18222565 rolled 92 = 92 >>18222519 Sonata in G minor, Unrequited Vanilla Icecream.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:10 No.18222568 rolled 61 = 61 >>18222538 Seconding. Seems like it'll go over well with the little orange bastards.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:10 No.18222569 rolled 68 = 68 >>18222543 This but the oompa loompas commit suicide by jumping into the chocolate lake as well

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:10 No.18222572 rolled 92 = 92 >>18222561 Seconded.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:11 No.18222575 rolled 97 = 97 >>18222565 >>18222572 Oh shit, which one? I vote for the Ballad of Never Again.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:12 No.18222586 rolled 8 = 8 >>18222575 I think we will have made a new song here

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:12 No.18222587 >>18222575 TG dice did us proud.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:13 No.18222590 rolled 14 = 14 >>18222546 >>18222561 >>18222572 >>18222575 One more vote for "Ballad of Never Again"

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:13 No.18222592 >>18222565 >>18222572 This is going to be good.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)01:13 No.18222595 rolled 20 = 20 >>18222561 87 >>18222565 92 >>18222572 92 >>18222575 97 Now where's the one?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:14 No.18222599 Inb4 it fails to affect Shirou at all

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:14 No.18222603 >>18222575 >97 >Never Again. This is going to be awesome. All our sorrow and hate for the world in one song, at a 97. Wonka's going to give us the keys to the fucking factory.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:15 No.18222607 rolled 56 = 56 >>18222595 You have no call to ask for a 1.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:15 No.18222608 rolled 52 = 52 >>18222595 Don't worry bro, got ya covered.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:16 No.18222617 >>18222608 >Actually a decent roll /tg/ dice are sentient and fucking with us.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:16 No.18222619 >>18222603 I hope the fear and sorrow doesn't instantly drive anyone who hears it to suicide because they don't want to by on our bad side.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)01:17 No.18222631 >>18222607 I'm not asking for it. I'm happily having my expectations broken. Also note that I've turned my dice off.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:17 No.18222636 After we finish playing, just walk up to Wonka and give him a hug. Then go cut Shirou down.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:19 No.18222651

>>18222603
I know exactly what favor to ask of him instead of those keys. Something like, say, 2 statuses like the one we have, hand made with edible clothes and anatomically correct. There's our presents. Then we give Nanoha the original that can't be stripped.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:19 No.18222656 Just a heads-up, we're on page 7.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:20 No.18222658 >>18222636 Best finisher.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:20 No.18222661 Fuuuuuu we need to jump up some.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:21 No.18222667 >>18222656 We sink under the weight of MSQ's awesome

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:22 No.18222670 >>18222651 For one, we can make that, for two, that's fucking creepy. Just give him a hug and ask for nothing in return.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)01:22 No.18222676
File: 1331014970.jpg-(150 KB, 500x643, tumblr_lzf3mfZtfp1r5ajz9o1_500.jpg)

You draw your bow across the strings and begin to play the The Ballad of Never Again.
A song you made to reflect that night Shirou interrupted you and Erica.

The rage and disappointment flowed into the music. A hint of sadness adding to the melody.
You glance around as you play.

Kenji and Sousuke are balling thier hands into fists, eyes watering.
Saber stands there looking morose, remembering the night she was unable to stop Shirou's idiocy.
Gai is gritting his teeth, his right hand flexing as if resisting the urge to slap something.

The midgets, with thier weapons held high, freeze and one by one lower them.
The man in the violet suit, stands up and approaches you.
"You have made me see why I should let him go. I would not want the same tragedy to befall me."

He claps you on the shoulder.
"GO! Go and take that idiot with you!"

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)01:24 No.18222683 >>18222676 Post faster, you glorious bastard, I need to go bed.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:24 No.18222690 >>18222636 This is the best answer.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:25 No.18222695 >>18222676 I wonder if we can reimburse Wonka with some of our prize money.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:25 No.18222698 >>18222676 "Thank you Mr. Wonka. Now Shirou we have some things to discuss." Drag that bitch to Mikes office.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:26 No.18222711 >>18222676 See if Saber wants to make up for her failure of stopping Shirou after hearing the song. Or probably better leave it for another time, we have our hands full with our natural charm attracting too many ladies as it is

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:27 No.18222718

>>18222676
Bow to Wonka.
"Thank you, sir. May we cross paths again under better circumstances."

Have saucers take Sousuke and Kenji up so they can get Shirou.

"Until we meet again, please accept this token of my apology."

Pour him a cup of some of the best tea we've made.

Now we need to find Touma.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:28 No.18222722 >>18222698 Uh guys we're still missing Touma.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:29 No.18222733 >>18222722 We probably should look into that. He was probably waiting to ambush the oompa loompas or wonka during the fight

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:29 No.18222737 >>18222718 >>18222722 >Touma SHIT. I fucking KNEW we were forgetting something.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:29 No.18222739

rolled 30 = 30

>>18222676
"Ms. Saber, should you ever tire of Shirou's... personality... decisions... stupidity, let's say stupidity, feel free to drop by, I will always be happy to accept you into my team, among other thing."
Or something similar. Rolling for Classy Swag.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:31 No.18222754 rolled 68 = 68 >>18222718 >>18222722 SHIT. "Wonka, has our friend washed up anywhere?"

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:32 No.18222769 >>18222739 Might want to wait with that, we're still not fully stabalised with the girls we have and the ones that are currently already in our swag field. To grow to greedy will unleash things best kept locked away.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:33 No.18222771 >>18222739 Let's not ok?

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:33 No.18222773

>>18222739
That's insulting to her sense of loyalty and honor. As stupid as Shirou is, she is his Device.

"Ms. Saber, the door of myself, Kraus, Jakob, and Theodore are always open to you should you wish some tea, company, and conversation."

There, that's better.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)01:33 No.18222775 >>18222739 Guess not

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:33 No.18222776 >>18222769 Your correct, we dont want it to collapse in on itself.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:35 No.18222789 >>18222776 Yeah we want the tenchi route. Once it becomes self sustaining then we add as many as we please

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:36 No.18222792 You know, this is the second time we've seen somebody else's device take on a human form. We should ask Kraus if he could do that, because I can see more than one situation where an extra set of hands could really help us out.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:36 No.18222796 >>18222773 This on the way out after finding Touma

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:36 No.18222799 >>18222676 So where's Touma? we still need to find him, right?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:37 No.18222806 >>18222773 >she is his Device Which means we help her get with Kraus.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:37 No.18222813 >>18222792 I don't think it's a standard feature but we could learn it. Have Kraus either as the butler from Hellsing or an angry marine in a tuxedo

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:38 No.18222818 >>18222806 No we share her with Kraus He gets sword more we get Saber mode

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:39 No.18222824 >>18222806 Like hell he's getting saber to himself.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)01:39 No.18222829
File: 1331015993.jpg-(12 KB, 160x160, willywonka2_inline.jpg)

"Thank you sir." you tell him with a bow.
"Please, I know this isnt much, but let me pour you some tea."
Kenji flies up the falls to retrieve Shirou.
He withers under Saber's cold look when regrouped with you.

"Sir, I don't know if youve, seen him. But one of our friends were carried away by the river on the way here. Perhaps you know where he is?"
"Oh? Im pretty sure he should be in that moat, this idiot dug diverted my river into." He answers as he sips the tea you've served.

After finishing his cup he leads you to a small dock where a boat is moored.
"Just take this boat and it should take you outside. I'll take care of the breach in the mines."

Your group steps into the boat, Shirou firmly in place between Saber and Gai.

"As an apology for our in-hospitality earlier, allow me to give you these." he says as he hands out leather-bags with the words 'WONKA's BAG-O-SWEETS'
"Theyre a new product we're testing out. Should hit the stores by next month. Guaranteed never to run out."

The boat pushes off and you sail peacefully down the river.
On and on you rode in peace, that is until you reach the tunnel.

**ROLL FOR SAN LOSS**

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:40 No.18222836 rolled 46 = 46 >>18222829 oh no

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:41 No.18222845 rolled 30 = 30 >>18222829 Fuck we stared down the Necronomicon this shit is nothing.... Unless we nearly drowned as a child and this trigger s PTSD mode

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:42 No.18222848 rolled 44 = 44 >>18222829 We tell NO ONE about those bags. It will cause problems. Rolling for SAN Loss.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:42 No.18222850 >>18222829 The tunnel will prove useful fuel for future songs and future potions. Also, I'm pretty sure that the BAG-O-SWEETS will fix the Shirou problem. OH SHIT WAIT. I BET WE COULD GET COOL ALCHEMY LESSONS FROM WONKA. FUCK.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)01:43 No.18222855 rolled 94 = 94 >>18222829 OhFuckOhFuckOhFuckOhFuck It was damn tempting to cheat for a 1, but that really would not be cool.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:43 No.18222858 rolled 16 = 16 >>18222829 Infinite bag of sweets. Erica and/or Sakura are gonna put that to the test

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:43 No.18222860 >>18222829 nice knowing you guys

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:43 No.18222862 rolled 85 = 85 i love the warm and cozy feeling of sanity loss reminds me of home

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:44 No.18222869 >>18222676 Goddamnit I thought we set up Gai with that paper chick!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:44 No.18222871 rolled 81 = 81 >>18222829 Bitch please. Hayate's childhood is worse than anything we'll see in this tunnel.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:44 No.18222874 >>18222850 We will have to head back some time and ask him for alchemy lessons

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:45 No.18222885 >>18222869 We did at lunch This took place after classes

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:45 No.18222887 >>18222869 We did but Shirou is a friend sorta. So we all are obligated to bail him out.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:46 No.18222889 rolled 9 = 9 >>18222871 Worse? Probably. Anywhere near as trippy? NOPE.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:46 No.18222891 rolled 80 = 80 >>18222855 Let me get that for you

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:46 No.18222899 >>18222869 WE DID. They had LUNCH. This is WELL AFTER THAT. WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS. >captcha: Debt irrelivent EVEN CAPTCHA'S GETTING ON THE MSQ TRAIN.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:47 No.18222904 >>18222871 what about heterosexual sex in the missionary position between a married couple with the purpose of procreation

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:47 No.18222908 >>18222858 Oh shit! Sakura! She heard our Requiem! She was the last person to get to class today! We should talk with her, make sure she's okay.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:47 No.18222912 >>18222904 Take that shit back to /d/ where it belongs.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:47 No.18222913 >>18222904 Sounds Kinky. Lights on or off?

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)01:48 No.18222916 >>18222891 The dice have accepted that the tunnel can show us nothing we haven't lived through or already imagined.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:48 No.18222919 >>18222908 She needs hugs! After we escape this hellhole we go to her!

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)01:48 No.18222921
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>>18222855
Visions, shapes and sounds assaulted your senses.
Things of utter horror flying at you out of the darkness.

YOu take it all in stride. You are a butler. NOTHING fazes you.
Gai is sitting stoically, Saber doing much the same.
Shirou is busily digging into the bag of sweets.
Kenji and Sousuke have these bored look on thier faces.

A moment later and you sail out into the light.
You find yourselves in moat in front of the fortress.
There, on the banks, Touma is sitting on a chunk of fudge after he cleared away the landslide covering the door.

You hear a distant thunder and feel a rumbling in the earth. You know that the mines have been sealed.

You get off the boat and regroup yourselves by the door.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:49 No.18222930 >>18222908 This is a good point. We know how impressionable she is and we don't want to make her sad after sorting the issues with Nanoha out

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:49 No.18222933 >Infinite bag of sweets. >Suddenly Erica's room is clean because no candy-wrappers. Yeesssss.... Can't wait to see the look one Perrine's face when she realizes we've domesticated her.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:50 No.18222940 >>18222921 Drag Shirou to Mike's office. Take turns with Mike beating the stupid out of him.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:50 No.18222942 >>18222921 "Ms. Saber it has been a pleasure working with you. Shirou get us out of here."

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:51 No.18222947 >>18222933 Don't you mean Trude since she shared a room with her? Although I think they all would be amazed at us domesticating Erica somewhat

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:51 No.18222948 >>18222933 Oh, God, THIS!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:51 No.18222951 >>18222933 >domesticated Yeah, honestly, I think that's the only right word for it. We make her go from being a feral dog to our puppy.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:52 No.18222958 File: 1331016728.png-(309 KB, 640x480, 1285661561173.png) >>18222921

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:52 No.18222962 >>18222921 Team Gives-No-Fucks in da house.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:53 No.18222968 >>18222933 I like the way you think.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:53 No.18222969 >>18222958 >>18222962 >No fucks mind

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:53 No.18222971 >>18222940 Why do you have such a hard on for beating Shirou? It won't actually do any good. Best we can do is leave him to Saber and she sorts him out some

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:53 No.18222973 >>18222962 Sousuke is unnafected. Kenji just doesnt have enough SAN to loose anymore.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:53 No.18222978 >>18222921 Okay, let's exit the room/plane. Say >>18222773 Invite Saber for tea and talking it out when Shirou's stupid gets too much. Contact Mike and give him a brief report. Ask what we should do about the fudge plane.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)01:54 No.18222981 >>18222921 "Sup. you, uh, hear any music out here?"

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:54 No.18222982 >>18222951 We've tamed her. Mostly. Somewhat.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:54 No.18222985 >>18222973 That and he's pretty much blind.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:54 No.18222987 >>18222978 Voting for this.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:54 No.18222989 >>18222971 Then we take Shirou to Mike, explain the situation, and tell Saber to beat the stupid out of him? I really don't care who does the beating, as long as it happens until the stupid is gone.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:54 No.18222990 >>18222978 Good plan Seconded

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:55 No.18222998 >>18222990 I like it too, it's up to our classy standards.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:56 No.18222999 >>18222989 There is no such thing as a beating sufficient to knock the stupid out of Shirou That's like trying to put out the sun by pissing on it

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:57 No.18223006 If we knock enough stupid out of Shirou... would he become Archer?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)01:58 No.18223019 >>18222999 We won't know until we try. If it works then we've just solved one of our biggest problems. If it fails then we've given Shirou the most savage beating of his life. So it's a pretty solid win/win.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)01:59 No.18223027
File: 1331017181.jpg-(26 KB, 423x479, 423px-Hayate....jpg)

Your group leaves Shirou's room covered in chocolate and fudge stains.
In the hallway, you report in with Mike.
'Mike we found Shirou.' you tell him
'Good. Send him up to my office.'

Gai volunteers to escort Shirou to Mike's as the others take their leave.
As Saber leaves with Shirou and Gai, you call out to her.
"Miss Saber, If you ever want a spot of tea, or just some company, please know that my room shall always be open to you."
She thanks you for the offer and leaves.

Left alone in the hallway, you check the time.
[21:30] it reads on the digital clock on the wall.

You think of what to do next.

LOOT ACQUIRED:
FudgeBunny hayate
infinite bag of sweets.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:00 No.18223037 >>18223027 Take a shower. See what the girls have been up to.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:00 No.18223040 >>18223027 We check in on Nanoha, Im worried now.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:01 No.18223045 rolled 39 = 39 >>18223027 Have the girls lick us clean.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:01 No.18223048 >>18223006 I've been thinking that Archer is an average of Shirou and Kurou. Shirou turns into Kurou, and vice versa, from a sharp impact. We just need to beat him in such a manner that he gets stuck halfway.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:02 No.18223056 >>18223045 So much this.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:02 No.18223057 >>18223027 Check on Sakura, since she seemed affected pretty badly by our violin practice Go to our room. Show Erica the bag of sweets if she is there if not hang onto it Collapse into a heap and wonder just how strange this world is going to keep getting

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:02 No.18223058 >>18223027 >>18223037 Seconding this. Also, we should wait to give Erica the candy-bag until her birthday.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 03/06/12(Tue)02:03 No.18223062 >>18223027 Dinner. See if any of our ladies would care to join us. If not, the rest of Team Where-the-fuck-is-Shirou.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:03 No.18223069 >>18223058 Heh best birthday present ever for her. We should see if the others want theirs cause Sakura would love one too

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:04 No.18223079 >>18223058 >infinite candy for her birthday Our hips are going to be too sore to walk for weeks afterwards.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:05 No.18223082

>>18223027
Check in to see if Sakura is asleep, or if she's awake, if she wants to talk about the music this morning. She was the most affected, and we want to be sure she's okay.

Maybe we should play her a song of when we got our bike, one of the rare bright moments in our past life.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:05 No.18223084 >>18223079 What hips? Once she is done they would be gone and we would need majaikal replacements

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:05 No.18223085 >>18223048 I like this line of thought. It can only lead to good places.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:05 No.18223086 rolled 60 = 60 >>18223058 We'll need a gift for Ursula of equal magnitude by then. After all, they have the same birthday.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:06 No.18223089 >>18223079 CHUBBY ERICA CHUBBY URSULA CHUBBY NANOHA

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:06 No.18223094 >>18223057 This can only end poorly, we see Sakura, we make sure she's fine. I don't want depressing her normally bubbly self on my conscience.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:06 No.18223097 >>18223089 Nah all the sex will burn up the calories

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:07 No.18223105 File: 1331017665.jpg-(199 KB, 750x873, 1266090536678.jpg) >>18223082 I'm just waiting for somebody to talk shit about our bike.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)02:08 No.18223110
File: 1331017714.jpg-(37 KB, 640x360, 640px--SS-Eclipse-_Hayate_no_G(...).jpg)

>check in on Sakura.
You straighten yourself up and generate a new, clean uniform.
you head up the stairs to the girls' floor.

You found Sakura in her bed just laying there quietly.
"H-hayate?" she asks you as you open the door.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:08 No.18223112 >>18223027 Visit Sakura if she hasn't gone to bed, otherwise, dinner with the Twins.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:09 No.18223121 >>18223110 want some candy?

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:09 No.18223122

>>18223069
We can't ask Gai, because he has a use for his. Souske and Kenji should be able to part with theirs though. We can trade Souske some BREAD for it. It'll work, trust me. Kenji...we can trade him the gender swap potion for his bag, but we'll tell him it's the ULTIMATE ANTI-FEMINIST WEAPON, because it kinda is.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:10 No.18223123 >>18223110 I feel bad now. She laying there in the quiet. Alone. In the dark. We must comfort her.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:10 No.18223124 >>18223110 "Hey, what's wrong?" We are going straight to fucking therapy if we broke the fucking little girl.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:11 No.18223138 >>18223122 No, tell him it'll grant his deepest wish when he drinks it. Then we act totally bewildered as to why he's a woman.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:12 No.18223152 >>18223110 ARRRGGH! You hit me right in my emotions!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:13 No.18223157 >>18223110 No no breaking the cutie, bad hayate Ask her what's wrong

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:14 No.18223168 >>18223097 actually thats right i read in a article that sex burns more calories than running

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:14 No.18223171 We smell like candy. She will be alright after we use our butler powers.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:15 No.18223187 >>18223110 "Hey Sakura. Want to talk about it?" I seriously considering Adagio in A minor, "I like to ride my bicycle" to cheer her up.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:16 No.18223190 File: 1331018189.gif-(1.99 MB, 354x232, 1296044513348.gif) >>18223110 This is the only pic that adequately conveys my feelings at the situation.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:16 No.18223192 >>18223168 maybe there's a correlation between fatness and lack of sex?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:18 No.18223203 >>18223192 I know I am claiming it. Sadly I am single or i would use it as on my girlfriend

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)02:18 No.18223206 File: 1331018303.jpg-(12 KB, 406x203, sakura_mynumbr1.jpg) "Hey what's wrong?" you ask her as you approach her bed. "The song..." she tells you in a whisper. "It was so sad..." WAT DO?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:18 No.18223208 >>18223110 Hey Sakura, are you doing OK? Tell her everything will be alright.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:18 No.18223210 >>18223192 Bring that up to a university, $100 bucks says one of them will fund your study.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:18 No.18223211 >>18223190 What the ever loving fuck did I must watch?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:19 No.18223216 >>18223192 Hurm. Must investigate later.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:19 No.18223220 >>18223206 GIVE HER A FUCKING HUG.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:20 No.18223228 >>18223192 The question is which way the causation goes. Probably both. It's a vicious cycle.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:21 No.18223233 >>18223206 it's time for one of our hugs.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:21 No.18223236 >>18223206 Give her a hug. Apologize for it being so sad. We'll try and write a happy one for her.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:22 No.18223244 >>18223206 Apologize and give her a hug Remember to never play our sadness songs around her

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:23 No.18223255 >>18223206 Give her a hug. "I'm sorry Sakura. It's all my fault."

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:23 No.18223257 >>18223206 "I do apologize, I had played without realizing just how easy it was for noise to escape my room. Do not worry Sakura, that song was nothing more than an old memory from home." I vote for a hug. Bitches love hugs.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:23 No.18223258 >>18223206 Hug and then PLAY A HAPPIER SONG CHUCKLEFUCK

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:23 No.18223260 File: 1331018627.jpg-(127 KB, 800x596, 1329365182345.jpg) >>18223211 >>18223190 you know goats can do the same thing trust me i have four of the bastards

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:24 No.18223263

>>18223206
Hug her, tell her that while the song was sad everything is better now. The song was born from a pain that no longer rules our life. Instead of having deadbeat parents the song now has a great new life with people he cares about.

About half way through this we realize we're not actually talking about the song anymore.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:26 No.18223280 >>18223263 ALL OF MY THIS!`

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:26 No.18223282

>>18223206
"Sakura, Don't be sad just because the song was sad. The song that you heard was just a memory, from my past, to remind me. What I have now, compared to where I came from is paradise, I could possibly call this heaven if I thought I might be dead. Sometimes you have to look at the sad times to better appreciate the good times, that's what the song was about."

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:26 No.18223285 >>18223257 Too formal, Sakura is more a little sister to us

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:27 No.18223289 >>18223263 >>18223282 I call for a mixture

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:27 No.18223295 >>18223263 This sounds so... Hayate. That sounds so Hayate.

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)02:28 No.18223302
File: 1331018910.jpg-(37 KB, 704x396, Sakura_Kinomoto_Tokyo_Revelati(...).jpg)

You sit beside her and give her a quick hug.
"I'm sorry if i ruined your day Sakura."
"i promise i'll play happier songs from now on."
She smiles at this.
"Hey, How about i play you one now?"

WHAT DO YOU PLAY HER?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:29 No.18223310 rolled 18 = 18 >>18223302 A song about the joy of buying your bike, how hard work paid off with success.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:29 No.18223312 rolled 38 = 38 >>18223302 Play her the song of your bike how much you loved riding it and how happy you were the day you got it

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:30 No.18223314 >>18223263 This. The sooner we realize we need therapy, the better off everyone will be.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:30 No.18223322 >>18223302 Hmm. The Ballad of New Life, a piece about the feeling of having someone who cares about you there when you wake up.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:30 No.18223324 rolled 29 = 29 >>18223302 Play the song of meeting a talking monkey and becoming a magical butler. It starts off confused and then it is still confused by it is the happiest confusion you've ever heard.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:30 No.18223325 rolled 66 = 66 >>18223302 Salvation of a Bike. It has tons of spring, renewal, and joy in it. It's secretly actually called Salvation of a Butler, but we're in denial about that.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:30 No.18223326 rolled 89 = 89 Don't need rolls but following the crowd anyway Agreeing with >>18223312 >>18223310 Ode to bike chan

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:31 No.18223331 rolled 44 = 44 >>18223302 Play her a song inspired by our new life here. Brief but happy.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:31 No.18223333 >>18223326 >>18223325 Yep. So suggesting this right now.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:31 No.18223336 rolled 30 = 30 >>18223302 Play "Ode to Bike-riding" All of the joy we had from Bike-chan.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:31 No.18223337 rolled 20 = 20 >>18223325 >>18223312 >>18223310 >>18223326 >bikemetaphormind

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:32 No.18223338 >>18223314 We know we need therapy, we just fear that it would all go wrong and we would lose everything or this all turned out to be a dream

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:33 No.18223354 >>18223338 Or we would just depress our therapists too much

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:35 No.18223372 >>18223325 >>18223326 >>18223331 >>18223336 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxU2UjAjN24

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:36 No.18223382 We still need a grand piano that we can sneak into Keima's room at night to serenade him with. Play either fly me to the moon or something Elton John, either way it would be glorious

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:36 No.18223383

>>18223338

I kinda want to get help in the most comedic way possible.

Like since tomorrow is the last day we have to wear girl's clothing, we should just walk into Mike's office wearing it and telling him we need therapy.

Tell him it had something to do with playing the violin, and refuse to elaborate.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:36 No.18223384 >>18223372 Wondrous

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:37 No.18223395 >>18223382 I assume Mike or someone would have one we can borrow.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:38 No.18223398 >>18223383 No tomorrow we have to controlled crash onto Keima and make him take us to Mike to get therapy

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:39 No.18223404 >>18223395 True but we wanted our own one anyway just the panic room and flak variants were too expensive and consensus decided against it

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)02:39 No.18223411
File: 1331019575.jpg-(27 KB, 299x400, Card_Captor_Sakura_Sakura_Kino(...).jpg)

>bike
YOu whip out your violin and play Happiness on Two Wheels.
It's a song about your bike, the joy of your first ride on it.
It's a swift song with terrific pace.
Notes reflecting each wonderful rotation of the tires.
YOu play your heart out with this happy upbeat melody.
You see her smiling her sweet bright smile by the end.
After the song ends, you sit back down besides her and put an arm around her.
:"hey you okay now?" you ask
"Yes!" she answers smiling.
"but... I was wondering if i could ask you a favor..."
"Sure. What is it?"
"Can you sleep by me tonight?"

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:40 No.18223421 >>18223411 Oooooooooohhhhhh Shit. This is going to be interesting.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:41 No.18223424 >>18223411 Well we can't say no and not seem like an asshole so yeah. Not aiming for her to join the harem but do it for her

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:42 No.18223431 >>18223411 Im going to say yes. It's going to hurt a hell of a lot tomorrow when the twins find out, but it is a necessary risk.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:42 No.18223433

>>18223411
HERE THERE BE DANGER

We gotta find out why and then clear it with the rest of the gang.

We do have some experience with this sort of thing, we have already unexpectedly spent nights with Ursula and Nahona, but this is our little sister analogue so it is time to tread extra lightly.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:42 No.18223434 >>18223411 Okay, we need to, like, design some forms that girls can fill out and submit to our existing harem. So they can apply for time-share or something.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:42 No.18223436 rolled 24 = 24 >>18223411 ehhhh mentalate to kemina about this like he were the twins, just for fun then let the twins know that sakura wants to go to bed in a bed that we are using for the purposes of sleeping and sleeping only rolling for effect

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:43 No.18223441 >>18223424 >implying there exists anyone who won't eventually be in the harem.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:43 No.18223442 >>18223411 And our swagravity has pulled another one into orbit around us. At least we have enough real love right now to soften the blows from that incoming swarm of tsunderes.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:44 No.18223444

>>18223411
Send a message to the girls, tell them

"I think another girl has a crush on me. I'm going to spend tonight comforting a little girl, nothing sexual. See you in the morning, also you might want to draw up legal contracts for harem entry, we'll need them."

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:44 No.18223445 We could ask if she wants to come to our bed. We need to explain to Nanoha and the twins where we are, if they are expecting us to show up (which I assume they are).

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:44 No.18223446 rolled 90 = 90 >>18223411 Mentillate to the twins with an honest, unabashed, "OH SHIT WHAT DO I DO!?"

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:45 No.18223451 >>18223433 Well because she is the little sister analogue we will be avoiding everything aside from being like a big brother for her But do tell our girls what is happening and why

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:45 No.18223452 >>18223411 >people thinking harem shit LITTLE GIRL IS LONELY AND HOMESICK AND WANTS COMPANY. THAT IS ALL.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:45 No.18223456 >>18223446 This, but include Nanoha as well.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:45 No.18223458 >>18223446 Yes this is good.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:45 No.18223459 >>18223445 Lets do this. I mean theres no way we have the strength for the twins, plus nanoha. Chances are they dont notice till morning.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:46 No.18223463 >>18223452 Because this is how it all started and we want to avoid that shit like the plague with her. People complained enough about Nanoha being a girlfriend imagine the shitstorm if they got that idea about Sakura

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:46 No.18223464 rolled 7 = 7 >>18223372 Faggot. This is what you should have linked. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GugsCdLHm-Q

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:46 No.18223465 >>18223452 Chill your jimmies, nobody's suggesting we add Sakura to the harem, but we do have three other people to consider when deciding what bed to sleep in.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:47 No.18223468 >>18223446 >>18223445 One leads to the other. So I vote both.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:47 No.18223469 >>18223451 Yes that is what I meant if it wasn't clear.

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)02:47 No.18223474 File: 1331020076.jpg-(20 KB, 640x360, Susan and Kraus.jpg) >>18223411 "Why?" you ask her. "Well, my dad used to do it for me when i was sad. And I was sad earlier. Can you do it please?" WAT DO?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:48 No.18223478 rolled 59 = 59 >>18223464 >calls someone a faggot >calls someone a faggot for not choosing Freddie Mercury Sounds about right.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:48 No.18223481 I still want to see what happens when Sakura drinks espresso. The idea came up during the SW arc and it sounded awesome

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:49 No.18223482 >>18223474 Call Twins, ask for advice. Then maybe ask Nanoha if she'd like to come over.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:49 No.18223485 >>18223474 This one >>18223446

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:49 No.18223486 >>18223464 On the one hand, I kinda like that song. On the other, you just put down the R/B bike song and linked to Freddie Mercury while calling someone a fag.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:49 No.18223487 >>18223474 Contact the twins and nanoha. We have to do it regardless, so midas well tell them whats up.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:50 No.18223496 >>18223474 See if we can get Nahona to do it. Dodge any potential misunderstandings and get a whole night alone with the twins

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:50 No.18223503 >>18223474 Mentilate our girlfriends and tell them what is going on. Tell her ok but we need a shower first because we spent all afternoon and evening trudging through another dimension

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:50 No.18223504 >>18223474 DO. NOT. PURSUE. TOPIC. DISENGAGE IMMEDIATELY. Although I see no problem with the arrangement, so long as we have a chaperone. It's not about sexytimes, it's about being there for someone who seriously needs the company.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:51 No.18223507 rolled 97 = 97 >>18223504 Sleepover? You, your girls, and her?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:52 No.18223511 >>18223474 Call the girls. We want to comfort little girl, but we don't want awkward. We need to make sure they're cool with either us being here, or her joining us.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:52 No.18223512 >>18223504 Call Nanoha, tell her the situation, have her sleep over too.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:52 No.18223515 >>18223507 Not the worst idea

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:53 No.18223519 >>18223507 That was my plan. More company, more happy times.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:53 No.18223520 >>18223507 While that sounds like a good idea she seems to want more just one person to stay with her like dad used to and she sees us as a big brother who would do that sort of thing for her

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:53 No.18223522 >>18223507 SLEEPOVER IS BEST IDEA. We need to make sure that our girls are alright with it though.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:54 No.18223526 >>18223507 Ding Ding. We have a winner!

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)02:54 No.18223529 File: 1331020468.jpg-(58 KB, 500x500, cc8f25edb76af2da01ba474fc2dc90(...).jpg) You contanct the Twins and Nanoha. "Girls, I'm gonna be spending the night in Sakura's room." you tell them "WHAT?!" Erica screams in your mind.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:54 No.18223530 We really need a bigger bed

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:55 No.18223540 >>18223529 Way to tread lightly there sport.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:55 No.18223541 >>18223529 THAT'S NOT ASKING FOR ADVICE.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:55 No.18223545 >>18223530 That either means hoping somewhere like the ridiculously convenient store has one or another trip to Billy's...

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:56 No.18223547 >>18223529 'My playing messed her up pretty bad, she doesn't want to be alone. I was hoping you wouldn't mind joining us, I don't want anything to be misunderstood.'

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:56 No.18223549 >>18223529 Hahaha misunderstandings

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:56 No.18223552 rolled 13 = 13 "Since you asked so nicdly, there is no way I could refuse. "

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)02:58 No.18223567
File: 1331020707.jpg-(52 KB, 640x360, 640px--SS-Eclipse-_Hayate_no_G(...).jpg)

"No, no... Not like THAT! She's homesick, and lonely. She just wants to sleep next to somebody."

"Oh." Erica answers. "Well, just bring her down here. We're all waiting for you here in your room anyway."

You lead Sakura down the stairs to your room.
In there you find your bed had been replaced by a much bigger one. And all three girls waiting on it.

"Wait... Why is everyone in here?" Sakura asks as she sees the three.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:59 No.18223572 >>18223547 We should seriously remove our balls from the chopping block.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:59 No.18223574 "Little girl is lonely and homesick and needs a friend beside her. There was no way I could refuse. We could opt for a sleepover, perhaps." Internally: PANIC.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:59 No.18223581 >>18223567 >The girls got us a bigger bed FUCK YEAH

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)02:59 No.18223583 >>18223567 "SLEEPOVER!"

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:00 No.18223584 >>18223567 They were here for a sleepover

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:00 No.18223585 rolled 71 = 71 >>18223567 "It looks like we're all having a sleepover tonight."

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:00 No.18223588 >>18223567 Yay they are so thoughtful! The fuck do we tell Sakura?

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:00 No.18223592

>>18223529
It's not sexual, perv, my violin playing disturbed her, she's homesick and lonely. She needs company, trust me on this one. I'm not going to do anything like that without your consent. You'll live without me for one night. Hugs and kisses meine herrin.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:00 No.18223594 >>18223567 "I forgot to turn off my swag one night. But the company is nice, so it turned out okay."

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:00 No.18223595 >>18223581 I really wanted to go to Billy's again

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:04 No.18223618 >>18223567 Sleepover, you need company and friends, I've got a large bed full of people who care for you. Make her some hot chocolate and go all caring big brother mode on this.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:04 No.18223620 File: 1331021056.png-(19 KB, 318x470, 1330761661943.png) rolled 72 = 72

Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)03:05 No.18223624
File: 1331021100.jpg-(108 KB, 600x590, 355794-2010.jpg)

Everyone freezes, unsure of what to say.
Sakura thankfully answers herself..
"SLEEEEEEEPOVER! YAY!" she happily shouts as she jumps onto the bed.
The girls welcome her in the group and get to doing what girls do best, talking lots and lots of talking.

As the girls get to talking you excuse yourself for a quick shower.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:05 No.18223625 >>18223567 "Told 'em you were feeling sad, they decided to have a sleep-over." Give everyone THE LOOK when Sakura turns away. It is too soon for her to realize the truth of the SWAG.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:05 No.18223628 Page 11.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:06 No.18223632 >>18223592 >meine herrin GENDERED NOUNS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY. Meine schatzi would work well, or meine dame, or meine fraulein.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:07 No.18223646 rolled 75 = 75 >>18223624 Awww... I was hoping the girls would clean the chocolate off of us. With their tongues.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:08 No.18223657 >>18223646 That might still happen...

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:08 No.18223658 >>18223624 so do we had over the bag of sweets now or later?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:09 No.18223664 >>18223646 not today. Later we could consider doing something like ParrotBathingInChocolate.jpg

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:11 No.18223677 >>18223658 Later, after we have a chance to collect the bags from some of the other guys.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:12 No.18223686 >>18223658 Save it for her birthday. Unless it was recently, anyway. With crazy timestream shenanigans, who knows when it will be. We have to get something for Ursula too, they are twins after all. Some wibbly-wobbly thing from the Doctor?

Sidestory: Le chat du train Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)03:13 No.18223698
File: 1331021607.jpg-(171 KB, 450x600, bdefcf4cf4147d3ced47c0cf06a006(...).jpg)

You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
There's this weird guy in your class.
A weird guy you just can't seem to avoid.

You were coming out of your room to head to the showers when you saw him.
He was walking with one of your youngest classmates towards the stairs.
He was wearing his butler uniform, she in her pajamas.
You don't think you like what's going on.

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)03:14 No.18223708 File: 1331021661.jpg-(20 KB, 425x228, zzz to be continued.jpg) NEXT TIME ON MSQ: What the Butler Saw

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)03:15 No.18223715 >>18223708 new thread 0600 4chan time..

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:15 No.18223717 >>18223698 one huge misunderstanding.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:15 No.18223722 >>18223658 >4 girls in room >Only have gift for 1 girl Wat do /tg/?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:15 No.18223724 >>18223698 I'm just waiting for her to confront us. We're going to completely re-define the Hayate-Hina dynamic from canon. Up front and honest about everything. No misunderstandings EVER.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:15 No.18223726 >>18223698 Yey more misunderstandings!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:16 No.18223733 >>18223722 It is a bag of infinite candy. We can give it to all of them to share.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:16 No.18223734 >>18223698 OOOHHHH. I sense misunderstandings afoot. I wonder how Shirou will react now that he's lost his mines Also how would he react to his shrine being desecrated.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:16 No.18223735 Someone get this on the archive, please.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:17 No.18223737 >>18223722 Save it. Candy-bag is going to be for Erica's birthday, and we've got a few weeks to get something as awesome for Ursula.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:18 No.18223750 >>18223724 Until LG twists our words or outright ignores our suggestions... Thankfully its all in good fun most of the time and all the other times it's because he didn't refresh the page or was lightly railroading us to awesome...

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:22 No.18223783

>>18223750

>Twists words.

That's why we're as un ambiguous as possible.

Still plenty of room for comedy, like when we need to explain why we're pimping so hard.

"It's quite simple. I have entirely too much swag."
"What?"
"Swag. It's sort of a broad term for the sort of qualities that attract and enamor women. And I have a lot of it apparently."
"Really now."
"Bagged twins right off the bat. ever since then people have just been slowly drifting in. Last I counted there was like six different people crushing on me. One of them's a dude."
"Wow."
"The crazy part is that they all seem willing to share! I honestly have no idea what I'm doing, but apparently I'm doing a damned good job of it."

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:24 No.18223795 >>18223783 "I see..." "And if you're not careful, you just might end up like the rest of them."

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:26 No.18223819 http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18219626/

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:26 No.18223820 Archived.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:26 No.18223821 >>18223795 Then we take a wooden sword to the face. You can't appease those violent tsunderes. They hunt for excuses to be violent, because that's how they show affection.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:28 No.18223835

>>18223783

"So what, you're building a Harem?"
"It's building itself! I have done nothing to incite nor encourage this behavior."
"Sooo.... How many do you plan on taking in?"
"I have no idea."
"You actually want-"
"Not WANT per say, but if someone genuinely cares for you, it's sort of callous to just turn them away. I'm not actively seeking women out, but if a beautiful girl comes knocking that's a different story. As long as my girls have no problem with them joining in, than neither do I."
"And what then?"
"I shall do my best to make them happy. All of them."
"...How many do you think you can handle?"
"Won't know till we get there."

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:29 No.18223841 >>18223821 "I-it's not like I wanted to hit y-you or a-anything. Baka!"

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:31 No.18223857 >>18223821 >>18223795 "L-Like the rest?" "Totally satisfied." THEN sworded.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:33 No.18223871 >>18223857 Then we SWORD her. In the butt

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:34 No.18223874 >>18223841 Exactly. It's just better to let her misunderstand and take our lumps like the manly motherfucker we are, than to tie ourselves in knots trying to avoid the inevitable.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:36 No.18223895

I was thinking today about our stated goals for this quest, as well as the bits of our future we have been spoiled about. I want to keep a running list, and I believe this covers things well.

>Ayasaki Hayate, Goals and Spoilers
>Long Term Goals:
> Expand Harem
> Current Candidates: Keima, Perrine, Hinagiku, Director Yuki
> Acquire Swag Mansion
> Collect Museum of Hayate's Horrible Childhood
> Discover a way to satisfy the entire harem without risking a Swag Singularity
>Spoilers:
> Fully Repair Cassiopeia
> Lunch with Keima on the Day of Time Shenanigans
> Help Past Self achieve TWINS THEY WERE!

Did I miss anything?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:36 No.18223898 >>18223874 >the unavoidable Waking up covered in bitches?

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:39 No.18223930

>>18223835
>>18223783

I'm picturing Erica listening in on the conversation, thinking about interrupting. When...

"Look, I know it sounds kinda weird, maybe even kinda sleazy, but it's not like that."
"Oh really?"
"I know what it's liked to not be loved back. I know what it's like to wake up alone. To go to bed alone. It's not the sort of thing I would wish on anybody. I would sooner cut our my own heart than hurt any on my friends or anyone I might be involved with romantically. If they feel that a line must be drawn , then I will not cross it. But if I see somebody hurting, somebody lonely, I'll walk right up to that line and give them what comfort I can."
"Damn. No wonder all the women want you."
"I just hope there's enough to go around."

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:39 No.18223931 >>18223895 Consolidate Consorts Purchase Piano Plan Party

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:41 No.18223946 >>18223895 >>18223931 Also: Visit Max (re: Bear Gummy Bears, chat him up) Continue alchemy studies Continue visiting Doctor

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:42 No.18223951 >>18223931 Awesome Alliteration, amigo. >seemed steuth Quite classy, Captcha

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:42 No.18223952 >>18223930 And then we learn Hina's sad backstory as well. [her parents abandoned her, she was adopted by her teacher]

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:42 No.18223954 >>18223895 Also find out what is draining our majaik Perfect gender swap potion Learn more alchemy Add more nekomimi modes ( inu, neko and kuma suggested so far )

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:42 No.18223959

>>18223898
No, the other unavoidable thing. Violent tsunderes gonna violence. In any harem comedy, there's always at least 1 which will kick the MC's ass for any and all reasons, real or imagined. We can't avoid this, so we might as well just take our beatings and get them over with.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:43 No.18223965

>>18223930

>"I know what it's liked to not be loved back. I know what it's like to wake up alone. To go to bed alone. It's not the sort of thing I would wish on anybody. I would sooner cut our my own heart than hurt any on my friends or anyone I might be involved with romantically. If they feel that a line must be drawn , then I will not cross it. But if I see somebody hurting, somebody lonely, I'll walk right up to that line and give them what comfort I can."

DAMN, you almost got ME.

And I'm the guy who's been spamming A BEATING FOR SHIROU for the last few threads.

>>18223895

Looks about right.

Be sure to never write any of that shit down though.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:44 No.18223980 >>18223895 Also our swag palace needs time to go faster so we can send more time with our girls in there. Nothing too drastic but say 2 days to 1 bureau day

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:44 No.18223983 File: 1331023466.jpg-(47 KB, 240x236, 37e069ef0ba4b028724a5f7387b463(...).jpg) I nominate adding THIS ONE to our harem. We will have to go back to our Dimension to find her though

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:46 No.18224004

>>18223931
>Consolidate Consorts
I got the others, but what do you mean by this?

>>18223965
>Be sure to never write any of that shit down though.
Of course. These are OUR goals, not Hayate's.

V1.1
>Ayasaki Hayate, Goals and Spoilers
>Long Term Goals:
>-Expand Harem
>--Current Candidates: Keima, Perrine, Hinagiku, Director Yuki
>-Acquire Swag Mansion
>-Collect Museum of Hayate's Horrible Childhood
>-Discover a way to satisfy the entire harem without risking a Swag Singularity
>-EPIC Party
>-Purchase Piano
>-Learn at the feet of Max Decarus
>-Continue Alchemy Studies
>--Perfect Genderswap Potion
>-Continue Regular Doctor visists
>--Discover source/cause of Majaik drain
>Acquire more variants to BUNNYMODE
>Spoilers:
>-Fully Repair Casseiopeia
>-Lunch with Keima on the Day of Time Shenanigans
>-Help Past Self achieve TWINS THEY WERE!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:47 No.18224007 >>18223980 I'd be hesitant about something like that. Burning the candle at both ends and all. Then again if we get good at potions maybe we can get our elixir of life on or some shit.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:47 No.18224016 >>18223632 ...just that "meine Herrin" actually does work. And "meine Schatzi" is just wrong, unless you go plural. The other ones would be fine too.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:48 No.18224018 >>18223980 I think that's going to screw with things a bit too much. Besides, a simple enlargement should be relatively easy. Alternating time-streams via pocket dimension? A bit trickier of a proposition.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:48 No.18224026 >>18223686 I was thinking for Ursula some techs gadgets from home since she seemed interested in the cameras etc people were using in the tokyo tower. So digital camera, phone, handheld gaming console or laptop?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:49 No.18224035 >>18224026 Video Games. We need to introduce the girls to Video Games.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:49 No.18224037 >>18223632 It would be "Mein Schatzi" or "Mein Fräulein". The latter is also very easy to use as an insult accidentally.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:49 No.18224038 >>18223983 Oh hello yes. Also the bakery girl and the Wagnaria girls should be added later on

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:49 No.18224039 >>18224007 We need to ask Mike how the Bureau has operatives hundreds of years old

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:51 No.18224059 >>18224007 The bureau seems to have life extending technology / majaik and time goes much faster than 2 to 1 in the HNG dimension so it would not be too bad to have it slightly faster so that we get more time to relax and enjoy our girls company

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:52 No.18224066 >>18224026 Something like that is a great idea, but we need to remember to get her 2 of them. You all KNOW she's going to take one apart. A good butler plans ahead. She gets 1 to use and 1 to tinker with.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:53 No.18224075

>>18224038

I kinda like the idea of the bakery girl being a test for Hayate.

"Hey, let's go to the bakery."
"You guys have fun with that."
"You aren't coming?"
"Nope."
"Why not?"
"Because as much shit as you guys give me over the Harem thing, I'm trying to remain true to my girls."
"And?"
"Have you SEEN the girl that works there? I'm trying to avoid un-neccisary temptation."

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:55 No.18224105 ...I'm scared of proposing new female characters to include. Because we would surely fuck them and LG would probably change their personality and abilities.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:55 No.18224106 >>18224066 Oh yeah it would be multiples because she would go nuts on tearing them apart. I just thought it would be a good plan given that we have no real clue otherwise what we should get her

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:56 No.18224108 >>18224075 If we add her to the girls, we get to have our cake and eat it too.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)03:56 No.18224110 >>18224105 Just means other people will vote to include their choices

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:05 No.18224184 File: 1331024741.jpg-(171 KB, 640x360, 1303338305658.jpg) >>18224105 That's cool. I have a couple dozen I could nominate, and that's just from magic-related shows.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:09 No.18224214 We also had people wanting to go scoop up the witches but mainly the softnesses I and II so we had a it more variation in our choice of ladies. I am hoping Luchinni comes through so we can get her and Sakura to try espresso

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:13 No.18224254 File: 1331025220.jpg-(385 KB, 1280x1440, 1317907888597.jpg) >>18224214 I'm not a fan of scooping up too many from 1 place at once. There's women we can get that make the Softnesses look like DFC. Pic related.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:15 No.18224263

>>18224004
By the consorts I mean get them little trinkets too. Someone was talking about a 3-man band, so we'd need to ask Ten and Jacob if they can play any musical instruments.

I mean, we're all about butler-service and what not, and these guys help us out on an equal level, but at the end of the day we're their Master. They are equally our bros and we need to think a little more about them.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:15 No.18224265 >>18224254 Yeah but they were what spawned the joke and one is British which is a rare thing in anime women

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:18 No.18224289 >>18224265 >and one is British which is a rare thing in anime women notsureifserious.tiff

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:19 No.18224303 We need to get some more characters in. We've already established Negima as a home universe, and that just leaks plenty of girls. Plenty of series we can farm off of for more bros and hos.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:21 No.18224323 Wait. wait. wait. Is this the longest quest on the archives now?

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:21 No.18224325

>>18224265
Oh, I'm not saying we should NEVER get them, just that a variety of universes should take priority over completing a set. We only have 2 currently signed up, with a couple more about to be represented. We're also already pulling in our 3rd from SW. You get what I'm saying, right?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:22 No.18224343 >>18224323 Maybe by number of threads, but even then probably NOPE. By volume of writing, MSQ comes nowhere near other quests (the one I have in mind is Void Quest).

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:28 No.18224400 >>18224325 I understand that fine, I was just saying what has already been said before >>18224323 We are nowhere near as long as Zerg quest, commander quest or void quest on the archives even frost giantess quest ran longer than we have so far

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:37 No.18224457 >>18224323 >>18224343 >>18224400 Zeon Quest has it's ass kicked hard. More than a hundred threads over more than a year.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:38 No.18224462

You know what universe we should visit next?

Universe at War
It's an RTS and the setting is about an alien invasion.
The humans lose and only get to survive because, coincidentally, another alien army followed the aggressors on a Jihad against them.
I think it would be a fun setting for an actual mission. But maybe we need to complete advanced training first.

The alien races are:
Hierarchy, which is a collection of all alien myths ever. Their force is actually just a mining operation and they use flying saucers, tripods, Hollywood-style radiation (transforms living beings into zombies) and fuckhuge walkers will all kinds of optional weaponry instead of factories.

Then there's Novus, which is an army of living iPods, at least in terms of aesthetics. One of their heroes is the last remaining member of the species that created the Novus and she's operating a mecha.

And then there's the Masari, which is pretty much a collection of all ancient aliens stuff. They can generate matter from nothing and do all kinds of crazy stuff.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:40 No.18224486 >>18224462 I had totally forgotten about that game. Ran ok for all of ten minutes at a time then CTD right on schedule. Seemed pretty awesome

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:44 No.18224517

>>18224462
It was a nice enough game, but I feel that we're doing anime worlds here.

Transpace Guard handles the vidya. We don't want to get involved with those people. They'd probably try to eradicate us.

Shame that there was no follow up on it though. I loved the tech group's fighting style.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:45 No.18224525

>>18224486
Just so you know WHY it crashed:
The developers, Petroglyph, had Sega as publisher.
Sega, being a Japanese company, basically didn't communicate with them at all.
The release was announced about one week before the game was released. When the fans on the official forums were fucking surprised about that (because the game seemed like it still needed dev time), some of the devs made comments along the line of "Wait...What?" that pretty much implied that they themselves didn't know about the release.
So they released a buggy product.
Ok, patches could fix this.
EXCEPT:
Part of the contract for Sega publishing PC games at the time was using GFWL.
And if you use GFWL, you are allowed to make three patches for free until you have to pay to patch your own game.
So Petroglyph did their best to work with three patches to somehow manage to get the game to work AND have it compatible with the Xbox 360 version (It has cross-plattform play, which is something that we'll probably never see in a game again).

Oh, just so you know:
Petroglyph consisted at the time of a bunch of former Westwood developers. Who fucked themselves over when they did a publishing deal with EA.
These guys seem to have some ridiculous amount of bad luck in terms of publishing. It's like a running gag - Some of the best RTS devs never amount to anything because of fucked up deals.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:48 No.18224541

>>18224517
Well we work with the TG somewhat so it isn't beyond reason to expect it to be in game later on

>>18224525
I remember that, poor bastards were some of the best RTS creators of the generation and they have just been shat on each time they thought they caught a break

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:48 No.18224544

>>18224517
Yeah, especially as it was mechanically extremely fresh.
Almost all RTS at the time took the approach of "Fuck it, we don't want RTS. RTT is better!" like in DoW2.
UaW managed to be unique without completely disregarding genre conventions. It was actually a fresh take on a good formula.

Unfortunately, the balance was busted. Early game lack of scouting really killed the game, in addition to the fact that you needed GFWL gold to even use the ladder and that replays were plainly broken.

Thinking of this game makes me sad. It's a bit like my own version of PTSD.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:50 No.18224554 >>18224517 Well, I just thought the world would be nice for an actual mission. We could do some small-scale stuff without affecting the whole war directly and check out real combat with unorthodox enemies.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:51 No.18224565

I'll be totally honest and say I don't know much about Anime, but some other things might be interesting to see:

/tg/ original characters, Old Man Henderson being the first one that comes to mind, mostly because he was mentioned before.

Certain characters from Vidya. I can see people like Dante from DMC and Jenson and Denton from the Deus Ex games fitting pretty well.

Of course there's lots of characters from books we could use as well, but I can only think of a couple that might be appropriate. Like Dresden. He would just be so fucking PLEASED to have a TV that worked for more than an hour at a time.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:52 No.18224569 >>18224554 We probably won't be heading into a war zone situation until we finish the training. Even though the combat has been coming it is all training with the exception of the Alium attack and Fudge Fort and neither of those was very dangerous

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:53 No.18224582

rolled 37 = 37

>>18224565
Yeah, Jenson would be fuckawesome.
Dante would be... Well, I recently rewatched the intro to DMC 4. Let's just say that this guy is a poser of the highest magnitude.
It would be fun for us to not bat an eyelash at his "coolness", though. Maybe he will hate us because we aren't awed or something.

Also, voting for boxcar joe.

Personally I'm against book characters because I'm from Germany, which basically means that I'm disconnected from most of the stuff the people on the board have read.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:54 No.18224584 >>18224517 >Transpace Guard handles the vidya. Uhhh.... They take from everywhere. And there's absolutely no reason we shouldn't be allowed to either.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:54 No.18224588

>>18224565
Dante would fit in with the characters introduced before as a field agent. He would probably be impressed by our swag

Jensen and Denton might be a bit harder since as characters they act very much how the player wanted them to act but doable.

Also the amount of time put into having the characters we have is smaller because LG has to plan so much shit as it is really, that's why many of the characters are boiled down to one major trait more than in their canon.

That's how I see it anyway

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:55 No.18224591 Also keep in mind that Hayate isn't actually great in combat, and we prefer solving problems with diplomacy. Our combat role is support, anyway. I mean, we can't be the best at everything (even though it seems like it sometimes).

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:56 No.18224605 >>18224591 Yeah, our combat capabilities feel annoyingly overpowered at times.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)04:57 No.18224606

Let's remember that this is a story about us and our group, which is already put together. We're not going to go out and recruit an army like in TG Quest. We're gonna be handling events BEFORE they get to the point that the Guard or TSAB gets called in. We'll go in as a small operation cell, clean up, and get out before anyone knows what's wrong.

Lots of new people showing up would be one-shot cameos that would take away from the main story.

Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)05:00 No.18224634

>>18224582
>>18224565

Boxcar Joe would work horrifyingly well in this setting.

Old Man Henderson actually had something of a part two to his story that I never got around to telling, mostly because there hasn't been a real good story-time thread on /tg/ lately, and I feel like OMH has something of a reputation to live up to.

Which the story does, it gets balls out insane a couple of times.

If you guys want I can post a mostly-spoiler free ending, so that you'd have something to work with when/if you want him in this quest.

Also, Dante is hilariously awesome and appropriate I think. His device would be his coat, you know it to be true. It instantly explains where all his weapons go when he isn't holding them, and why he has so much swagger.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:06 No.18224670

>>18224634
I think someone mentioned boxcar joe being a friend of the doctors so when we go to see the doctor one time he and joe should just be sitting there sharing a drink while joe is playing his guitar.

His device would either be his guitar or couch it is undecided which yet but since you are here you could give us some ideas

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:06 No.18224672

>>18224634
Seriously, watch the first fight in Devil May Cry 4 (which is pretty much the tutorial).
It's absolutey hilarious, because it's basically Nero and Dante one-upping each other in coolness like two Mary Sues who can't stand not being in the spotlight.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:08 No.18224687 rolled 99 = 99 >>18224634 Sorry everyone fainted from awesome. Sure, we'd love that

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:11 No.18224707 >>18224672 Most of their interactions in DMC4 fall into that. The DMC setting pretty much is designed just for sues though

Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)05:15 No.18224745

>>18224707
>>18224672

The thing I loved from those interactions is that from the other games, you can see why Dante's acting like a snarky asshole since he's the POV character.

DMC 4 was hilarious because you got to see just how infuriating it was to be one of the side characters in his games.

>>18224687

Yeah, alright, gimmie a sec to type it up.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:15 No.18224746 >>18224707 Dante meets Bayonetta. Suddenly, emo Dante.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:16 No.18224750 >>18224745 >The thing I loved from those interactions is that from the other games, you can see why Dante's acting like a snarky asshole since he's the POV character. I didn't play the other games. Why was Dante like that?

Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)05:25 No.18224834

Right, so the tale of Old Man Henderson ended when he died.

Or so I thought.

A friend of mine gave me a call and asked me if I wanted to play in a game he was going to run.

The premise was this: there were various people who were simply amazing during life. Like how there's a normal engineer, and then there's Tony Stark. There's a normal driver, and then there's the Stig. There's a normal detective, and then there's Sherlock Holmes.

These people were basically heroes, like the ones of old, expressed in a new way. And when these legends die they don't completely fade away.

Sometimes when one dies with a job unfinished they end up haunting a place. Some when they die become martyrs for the cause, never fully removed from memory. And then there's the oddest cases. When two heroes clash and destroy each-other. Their duel continues in another place. A place somewhere between life and death, heaven and hell. Here, their quarrel is settled properly, and the winner gets a second shot at life.

Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)05:28 No.18224858

>>18224750

He was kinda like The Doctor, he knew what he was doing, knew he was awesome enough to settle everything by himself, and never bothered to explain the hows and whys to his supporting cast.

He was also infuriatingly SMUG about it.

The thing is that the other games sort of let you in on the thought process and the reasoning. DMC4 lets you see how Dante's antics look to everyone else.

Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)05:30 No.18224883

>>18224858
>>18224750

As for the why it was partly because he didn't have the time, didn't trust them with the information, or telling them the how and why would let them in on some secrets he didn't wish to share.

So he'd act like a smarmy cunt and dance to and fro across everyone's fraying patience.

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:37 No.18224951

>>18224858
>>18224883
This is why I liked Dante as well.
I also felt he used his smugness as a barrier or smokescreen to deflect attention to the fact he is actually smart enough to know what is going on.

I sort of felt that he was just trolling everyone all the time

Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)05:42 No.18224984

>>18224834

I'm not going to tell the full campaign story here, since this isn't the time or place, nor have I had a chance to type it up properly.

In the end, Henderson beat a vastly weakened Hastur, and won his resurrection. Then he found out what happens to a god when they die. They don't GET an afterlife, they just stop existing and then a new one takes their old place in the cosmos.

So he did something that threw everyone for a loop: Hijacked Hastur's essence to contact another god. Nyarlathotep answered the call, since he just LOVES fucking with the established order of things. He cut a deal with Henderson: He'd bring them both back to life as normal humans, but he got to keep Hastur's power unless Hastur decided to claim it back.

Henderson was then reborn into the mortal world. In his new life he came across some knowledge that his childhood friend Heather was Hastur reborn, while simultaneously regaining all the memories of his past life.

He then got Heather drunk, got her to 'reclaim' her power and sealed it in an amulet.

Nyarlathotep does not appreciate the irony, and tries to send cultists to kill him. Which is kinda like trying to put out a wild-fire by dumping oil on it.

Henderson was last seen at around age 17, grabbing Heather and using some weird ritual to throw them into a parallel universe that Nyarlathotep couldn't touch.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:45 No.18225011 >>18224984 So wait... Old Man Henderson became Young Old Man Henderson and went dimension hopping? I think you created the actual origin of Boxcar Joe and why he can keep disappearing into death only to reappear down the track

Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)05:48 No.18225032

>>18224984
>>18224834

So Henderson at this point trying to protect Heather both from inter-dimensional forces, but the knowledge of her 'true' nature, since he doesn't know if that'll kill her and Hastur comes back with a grudge, if she'll ascend and she won't be ready for it, or just kills her and she's gone.

So I could see him signing up with this organization in exchange for protection for the two of them from the Elder Gods.

He's also at this point seen so much shit that he's gone out the far side of crazy back to sane and calm, where nothing phases him.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:51 No.18225046 >>18225032 Yeh call tha horrifying? I faced doon a bloody elder god you are nothin compared to him ya pansy! Confirmed for best field agent ever

Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)05:51 No.18225048

>>18225011

Boxcar Joe is somebody else entirely. I can't even fucking claim credit for that shit, since I'm not the only one who was given him via random character generation.

One of the most interesting things to come out of it though is that Henderson was finally given a first name.

Well, technically, he isn't Henderson anymore since he was born into a new life with a new body.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:53 No.18225061 >>18225048 Yeah I know but it fits nicely for the "how the hell does a hobo do all this shit" angle and the crit fail / success rate

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:53 No.18225062 >>18225011 >young old man henderson MC NGAF

>>	Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)05:54 No.18225066 >>18225046 At this point he doesn't really do the accent thing anymore, just because most of the people who'd get the joke are dead.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:54 No.18225072 >>18225048 Story time thread btw. They are posting some of your old stories already

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:55 No.18225074 >>18225062 What is MC NGAF?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:55 No.18225076 >>18225066 Damn it would of fit so nicely too. >>18225062 Suddenly SWQ makes perfect sense

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:56 No.18225087 >>18225062 Ohhh, right, we already had him. Let me find that thread...

Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)05:57 No.18225092

>>18225062

As fucking hilarious as that mental image is, especially since planefag writes him almost EXACTLY like I played Henderson, Henderson was born in '62.

Mostly because saying he was 12 in '74 was a throwaway line about how he never actually went to 'Nam like he claimed, which is in turn a reference that I'm fairly certain nobody else in the universe will 'get'.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)05:59 No.18225102 >>18225092 >>18225087 It's already too late to claim otherwise. While planefag hasn't done it (yet? As far as I'm aware...), LG DID. Behold: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18128273/#18130236

>>	Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)06:00 No.18225107 >>18225076 Yeah, no. MC NGAF isn't Old Man Henderson. I'm not even going to let somebody try to steal planefag's thunder like that, since that quest is non-stop awesome.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)06:00 No.18225112 >>18225092 It's a movie reference I think but I cannot remember the name of the movie

Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)06:02 No.18225122

>>18225107
I know he isn't but being written pretty much like him makes me understand it better.

Always was a bit lost as to where the hell things we're since I came into SWQ late

Since HLQ finished though this and SWQ are pretty much the two reasons I keep coming to /tg/

Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)06:03 No.18225128

>>18225102

I'm aware of that. I was in that thread, and I believe that was the thread where I put the name up and gave my express permission to use Henderson at a later date, since people were angry with him for using some of planefag's shit.

And he basically said 'cool, I'll keep that in mind.'

MC NGAF isn't Henderson.

>>	Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)06:04 No.18225137 >>18225112 Musical reference actually. I'm not going into more detail about it.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)06:05 No.18225142 >>18225107 Also, we already fucked every canon and every continuity ever, it wouldn't be too hard to turn YOMH into MC NGAF (which he already is here in MSQ). ...I should stop it with the acronyms, right?

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)06:06 No.18225147 >>18225128 DENIAL WILL ONLY MAKE ME BELIEVE I'M RIGHT MOREEEEEE! I kid, it's just too funny to think about.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)06:06 No.18225149 >>18225142 Nah WHM said he isn't so he isn't. Might be able to throw gnome jokes in and references to it but different characters

>>	Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)06:08 No.18225155 >>18225142 You could also call Young Old Man Henderson Eli Burning, since that's technically his name now that he's been reborn.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)06:09 No.18225163 >>18225155 Do all your characters end so awesome or are the stories really just the stand out ones?

>>	Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)06:10 No.18225173 Also, I'm going back to anon after this thread is over, unless LG wants me to talk about something. I genrally don't upstage someone else's threads, but since this is just dicking around until part two gets started...

>>	Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 03/06/12(Tue)06:12 No.18225181 oh hey. new thread >>18225178

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)06:12 No.18225182 >>18225173 It's good to know we have some "prominent" figures among us. That said, awesome attracts awesome... And where's LG? I NEED MY MSQ FIX

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)06:13 No.18225191 >>18225182 We do have Papa N following as well And damn LG right on schedule >>18225181

Waffle House Millionaire 03/06/12(Tue)06:14 No.18225195

>>18225163

I generally try to stay true to the characters.

Nobody wants to hear the tale of that one humble wizard I played who quietly contributed to saving the world and retired to teach magic and live with his wife.

Then somebody like Old Man Henderson or Michael Ajax happens on occasion.

In truth, I'd say only maybe one in ten characters are worth telling a story about those most are good for an amusing anecdote or two.

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)06:15 No.18225201 >>18225181 >areyouawizard.jpg >>18225191 I know, that's why I thought it's a good idea to state it. And I said "some" for a reason!

>>	Anonymous 03/06/12(Tue)06:15 No.18225204 >>18225195 I love how creative you seem to be. I never would've pulled off stuff like what you just described in this thread.

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