>>18251502
I hope the bed is intact. Otherwise the girls would have to bear sleeping on the floor.

BEAR COMBAT
RAAAAGH
It still counts, right?

We are gonna wake up all scratched, bruised, and covered in honey for some reason.

You rear up, displaying your full height.
Strong muscles rippling under the thick fur.
You let your presence be known.
ROAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

The one of the females detect you.
She's a feisty one and challenges you.
ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

The other one, a more timid female, sniffs the air.
Your musk release filling her nostrils.

You lock eyes with the one that dares challenge you, and advance on her.
Your powerful ursine legs carrying you forwards in majestic steps.
She holds her ground, the timid observes.

Suddenly she's upon you. Pawing at you but keeping her claws from digging in.
You fight back to assert your dominance.

This place is YOURS.
This river is YOURS.
They are YOURS.

You over power the female that dares challenge you.
She stops fighting and remains under you calmly, waiting.
You turn your head to the timid one and bid her to come closer.

Fangs, claws, limbs and paws intertwine in a glorious display of nature's infinite greatness.
The forest will forever sing of this night.
The river will forever will forever remember.

TONIGHT, YOU ARE A BEAR
THE RIVER, THE SALMON, THE BEAR BITCHES.
THEY ARE ALL YOURS.

>>18251561
We have to make a bear potion after this....
Using salmon and berries probably

>>18251544

And there's gonna be salmon flopping about on the bed somewhere as well.

>>18251561
Best. Sex. Ever.

>>18251567
We will bear summon it from Kraus in our mighty bear hunger

>decide to check out this quest thread i always ignore
>bear sex
Yep thats why i hate quest threads, it always devolves into a shit show

>>18251591
>nofunallowed.jpg

>>18251591
Ignore quest
Pop in to see one random event
Declare shit

Well don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out

>Ignore quest thread
>Suddenly BEARS
>Suddenly WRONG FUCKING SORT OF BEARS

>>18251596
>>18251597
>>18251604
Ignore the troll. He hasn't read the rest, so he doesn't know why this is actually a comedy moment.

You wake up.
Your neck in an awkward position from where it's propped propped up against a wall.
On your chest, the twins, both sleeping soundly.
You look around your room.

The frame of your bed is laying diagonally across the wall, the mattress haphazardly strewn on the floor.
Your clothes and bedding are everywhere.
BIke-kun is halfway out the window, while the Flying Dutchman is stuck to the ceiling, its handlebars embedded firmly into the wood.

You smell the sweet smell of honey, and find your bodies covered in it. The pots of honey preserved apples laying empty by the door.

You hold your head, a dull throbing pain invading your senses.
"What the fuck happened?" you ask yourself

>>18251627
Ask kraus to give us a replay

>>18251627

might be a good time to tell to not eat our sweets.

>>18251639
Once they are awake and having breakfast.
And we have cleaned this room up a bit

What's the time?

Oh shit, we're late for class...again. Better make sure to put on our proper uniform this time.

Better apologise to our neighbours as well for whatever loud noises we made during the night.

>>18251631
This should be pretty hilarious.

>>18251639
This will be after we figure out what the flying fuck went on. I'm pretty sure no one in the entire dorm got any sleep.

>>18251627
Wake the Twins up. Let the room serve as an object lesson to Erica why she shouldn't go around eating random things in our Folio.

Also see if Kraus can project a replay or something on the wall.

>>18251627
Take a shower, a long shower with the twins, get some breakfast and tell Erica "This is why you don't rummage around in an alchemists bag full of random stuff, you're lucky you didn't pull out something actually dangerous.

Also what if we we're keeping a surprise gift in there, looking in our folio might ruin such occasions."

>>18251627
"What did I do last night and who did I do it with?"

>>18251654
>>18251656

It was Ursula who nommed on our gummy bears first.

>>18251663
No it was Erica, we gave some to Ursula

>>18251663
No, it was Erica.
>"What happened to her?" Ursula asks you as her sister sniffs the air.

"Dude, waht the fuck happened?"
You ask Kraus after you find him under a pile of shredded sheets.

"I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA, BUT IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING. FIRST THAT ONE STARTED ROARING, THEN YOU AND THE OTHER ONE STARTED ROARING. THEN YOU GOT WRESTLING AND FLIPPED THE FUCKING BED. NEXT THING I KNOW EVERYTHING WAS EITHER DESTROYED OR FLYING EVERYWHERE AND THEY WERE HITTING YOU WITH WHOLE SMOKED SALMON"
He explains to you.
"BALLS TO THE WALL, RETARDEDLY AMAZING SHIT. I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD IT IN YOU."
"Err thanks, I guess?" you answer him.

And then the twins woke up.

>>18251683
Where do you think you got your awesome from Kraus?
Turn to the twins
And this Erica is why we don't eat random candy stored in the alchemist's folio

>>18251702
Wait a minute, though. Let the full gravity of WHAT THE FUCK sink into them first. Then you give them the lesson of the day.

>>18251713
>>18251702

Perfect.

>>18251713
>>18251702
Consensus then?

"owowowowowow my head..." Erica says.
"Why are we in Erica's room in the castle?" Ursula asks you sleepily as she takes in the carnage.
"Actually, this is my room." you tell her
"But why is it so messy?
"BEARS happened."

"Erica, this is why you don't go eating random stuff in my bag. We're lucky all you got was GummyBEARS, I would not have wanted to see what would have happened if you chugged that explosive potion i have."
"I'm sorry." she says looking genuinely so.
"Well, at least now you should remember to ask me first." you tell her with a quick kiss to her forehead.
"Why are we covered in honey?" Ursula asks you.
"BEARS." you simply tell her.

WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18251730
It conveys our thoughts and is amusing.

>>18251730
We had it pretty much worked out last thread. Now that we've agreed on the timing, it's good to go.

>>18251733
Showers for the three of us.
Wash the twins hair

>>18251733
Shower for all of us, breakfast, don't be late to class, I think we just became able to wear male clothing again and I'd rather keep it that way if possible. If we have a chance tidy a bit. Keep a recording of this event around for future blackmail if at all possible. Note that we didn't get to finish our conversation last night due to a certain someone and it looked like they had something to say.

>>18251740
And make a mental note to try and make a bear potion based on our experiences, probably using salmon, berries and honey

>>18251748
Yea, we can finish that talk in the shower.

>showers
How?
You are on the male floor.
male showers.

>brb eating

>>18251766
I thought the rooms had personal showers?

>>18251766
...Kraus was able to turn the room into a massage spa. Can he manage a bathhouse or something?

>>18251766
We make sure no one's in there, and then we baracade the door behind us.

Also, one more reason that we need that damn pocket dorm.

>>18251777
Nope. We've just been sneaking out to them a lot before the girls wake up.

>>18251782
Might be possible

>>18251766
Our solution depends on how much time we have left and how far away the usable washing facilities are. There is almost certainly a mixed bath somewhere on the campus, assuming we can't just make one, and assuming we have time we can have a nice bath, a nice talk and we can summon up floating plates to hold breakfast. The less time we have the less talking and food we can eat. Worst happens we go to class proudly sticky and smelling of honey and refuse to give any explanation.

>>18251766
Call Nanoha, ask her to wait in the girl's shower and tell us when it's clear. Then teleport.
For added hilarity, forget to ask her to close her eyes.

>>18251790
>Worst happens we go to class proudly sticky and smelling of honey and refuse to give any explanation.
This is also a very awesome idea. I want to see the look on Hina's face.

>>18251790
Walk into class
Keima: what the hells happened to you last night?
BEARS. Fucking BEARS man

>>18251782
I will allow that.

He cant resize space, just modify interiors.
So a full bathhouse is out of the question
But i will allow you to manifest a bathroom as large as your own.

Also we owe Sousuke his bread for today as well

>>18251809
YES YES YES

A nice classy bathroom, with a breakfast bar on the side.

And lots of fruity soaps.

>>18251809
That's enough to work with, it's a tight squeeze but we'll make it work. If we have time before class set up a bread oven before we get in the bath and ask Jacob and Rex very politely to get started on bread and apologize profusely for the mess. If we don't have time I think we can set up a bread oven right outside or inside class so there is fresh bread during lunch.

"Kraus, draw us a bath please." you ask your device.
"WANT ME TO CLEAN THIS SHIT UP TOO?"
"Please, oh and scan everything before hand and store the images. They could come in handy."
"YOU GOT IT BEARDICK."

Your room fades away to be replaced by a plush bathroom you'd expect to find in a hotel penthouse.
A large tub on one side, and a multi-headed shower on the other.

You decide against a full soak and the three of you hit the showers.

ANYTHING TO SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18251858
So before we were interrupted in our conversation last night...
Lead on from last night about Hina etc

>>18251858
"At this rate, if you moved in with me no-one would notice the difference."

>>18251858
So girls, we talked a bit last night about about Hina and Therapy last night, after that everything gets beary fuzzy.

>>18251867
>>18251874
This. Maybe take another jab at Erica snooping where she shouldn't have been. We might also mention that we should start considering more suitable living quarters.

>>18251881
This.
The puns are worth whatever comes from it

>>18251858
I was wondering if you two wanted to move in with me, we pretty much live together, your miserable room cleaning won't be as much of an issue Erica and it'd be nice to keep you two close. I'm going to see if I can somehow wrangle myself a bigger room, hopefully one that's soundproof and bigger on the inside.

>>18251896
We need a door like in howls moving castle for our swag palace. Choose an exit, step out at your destination enchanted door at wherever you need to be. Or get a spell or key to use on doors to make them lead to out palace

"So girls, we talked a bit last night about about Hina and Therapy last night, after that everything gets beary fuzzy." you say as you stand under a spray of hot water.
Erica hits you on the shoulder. "No more bear talk please. I don't think I can bear any more."
Ursula hits her shoulder this time. "Beary funny."

"You know girls, at this rate, you could move into my room and no one would bearly notice." you tell them, both of them hit you playfully at this final pun

"You mean it?"
"Do you want us to move in?" they ask

>>18251921
You know who knows about majaik doors?
ROOD.

>>18251921
The way we worked out before, we had 2 doors. One was our dorm room door, which is static for everyone to find. The other was a portable door we keep in the folio.

>>18251927
Yes, and also get a bigger room, it's not going to be easy fitting 3 closets and all of 3 peoples stuff in one dorm room. I could threaten to jack the PA system and play the violin, they'd probably concede something at that point.

>>18251927
"If we've got enough room. It'd be nice. I could see about a bigger room, or somesuch. If that's even possible."

We probably need to check with our handler if we're gonna have the girls move in with us. Other then that, I support the motion to have the Hartmann girls move in with us.

>>18251948
Mm, true. We should ask what the rules are regarding that.

>>18251936
Yeah but that was mainly an entrance, these could be reprogrammable exits to places we go often

We should probably think about a morning after drug for the girls while we are at it.
Don't want any little problems coming up yet

>>18251962
I'd like to think they have that covered.

>>18251965
True, though it would be responsible of us to ask.

DO WE WANT THEM TO MOVE IN?
Sure that would be fine and dandy, but...
We have ladies constantly getting swagged by us.
Wouldn't having 2 live-in girlfriends be counterSWAGductive?
Also, NANOHA.

>>18251965
I'd like to be sure

>>18251965
I'm sure they'll have it covered when they stop and realize it might be something they actually have to cover. I don't think they've all the way sorted out what happened in their heads yet. Hell, we barely have, and we've done this before.

>>18251970
But they could also take it the wrong way somehow.

>>18251979
Well we can't do much until we get a bigger room anyway.
They spend most their nights and a lot of their free time here but really to move them in totally we would need at least another half again our room size.

Make plans with them and get onto the doctor / rood about it though so we can as soon as possible

>>18251979
Well we'll have to talk to Nanoha about it of course.
Tell her, she's welcome to spend the night with us whenever she wanted, but she'd need to spend most nights of the week in her room still.

>>18251979
Yes they're constantly getting swagged but we're not going to do anything serious without permission anyhow. Also Nanoha is in a somewhat different place than those two but she would be perfectly free to stay over as often as she liked.

Soooo? Any concensus?

>>18252001
If there is enough space to move them in then yeah but I doubt there would realistically be room for it.
Tell them we want them to as soon as we can do something about making the room bigger.

Also ask if they have morning after pills etc since BEARS don't use condoms, and as much as we love them getting them pregnant already would lead to questions and problems we'd rather avoid

>>18252001
I vote conditional yes; talk to Nanoha about it first. Moving in with us a pretty big step in the relationship and is probably not something we'd be comfortable with Nanoha doing.

>>18252001
At this point, I think we want them to move in, but need to check the regulations/possibility of getting a bigger room.

>>18252001
We're very interested in it though we'll have to deal with the square footage issue first and whether it's allowed and we should consult with Nanoha on this and keep her up to date.

>>18252014
>>18252016
Yeah talk to Nanoha before we set anything in stone.
We don't want to hurt her any more than we want to hurt the twins

rolled 16 = 16

>>18252001
If it's okay with nanoha and Mikr

rolled 20 = 20

I agree, if it is alrigt with Nanoha and Mike

>>18252001
I think we need to broach the subject of space and regulations with the doctor or mike before we really consider it simply because the dorms rooms if they are like normal rooms would be quite small and suited to one person living in them or maybe 2 if they were close like the twins.

Three would just leave far too little room for anyone or their possessions

We seem to have a consensus, but here's a summary for convenience.

>Yes we want them to move in
>Must speak with Nanoha for relationship reasons
>Must speak with Mike for rules reasons
>Must speak with Doc/Rood for technical reasons
>THEN they can pack their stuff.

>>18252042
Sounds about right

"I'd love that." you tell them with a smile. "Let me check with Mike if it's against regulations, and if it's all clear you can go right ahead."
"Okay! We will!" they both reply with a hug.

"But I think we're gonna need more room. three people and all their stuff would barely just fit in here." you tell them as you hold them in your arms,
"You mean like shirou's castle? or like the Doctor's box?" Erica asks you.
"Yeah. But I'd rather not ask Shirou about this."
"Fucking Shirou." all three of you say together.
"Well... Spatial expansion isnt THAT HARD. mr.Rood uses something to the effect in his lab."
"Really? Can you ask him how he did it?"
"Sure. I'll ask later." she tells you.

"You know," Erica says "We will have to talk to Nanoha about this..."
"Yeah." you answer.
"I think it's best if only Erica and I talk to her. We will do it over lunch." Ursula finishes.

Shower finished, the three of you dry off and your once again clean room materializes around you.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

Time to get to class people! Let's try and not get stuck wearing a dress for the next three days...again.

>>18252065
Does Sagara want his bread first thing in the morning or does he want it fresh at lunch? If the former make bread, if the latter set it up to bake during class. Also if we have no time just get to class and make bread there.

>>18252065
How nice of them to handle 2/3 of the legwork. Clothes, food, then class. Mike will be harder to convince if we're late...or maybe easier given the circumstances.

>>18252084
We might need to take him another gift for the trouble and paperwork we might be making for him..
No cigars he is well off for them so a good mini keg of beer holding and cooling?

>>18252065
If we have time, get that French bread ready.
If not, we'll just have to give the bread to Sagara during lunch.

Get ready for class, and don't be late.

rolled 62 = 62

Classes, after them, go ask Nanoha, then Mike and the Docthor

>>18252105
The girls are asking Nanoha about it

You ready a quick breakfast, at the same time setting up some dough and the inflatable oven.

After breakfast, you fly the twins up to their room and go back to your own.
As you get dressed for class [this time in the appropriate male uniform] you quickly check in with Nanoha.

[ ]tell her about the twins thing
[ ]let the twins handle it later
>mfw 80% of my nanoha pics have her blasting stuff

>>18252105
The girls got Nanoha and are asking Rood. Rood is about as good as the Doc as far as spatial compression goes apparently.

>>18252124
Let the twins handle it. Probably less misunderstandings will result.

>>18252124
[x]Let the twins do it.
But we should make sure she didn't try to come by last night.

>>18252124
Let the twins handle it, ask how Sakura ended up after her sugar high

>>18252124
The twins say that they got it, the twins got it. Wish her a good morning, hugs and kisses. Ask how last night was while rushing to class.

>>18252124
[x]Let the twins handle it later

Check in real quick, see if she needs breakfast.
We can majaik up some orange juice and breakfast sandwiches that she can munch on the way to class.

>>18252144
Check her room for any loli shaped holes in the walls you mean?

>>18252124
>[✓] Let the twins handle it later

Also, I'm disappointed the therapist will be Gendo. I was hoping for Atsuko Chiba:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paprika_%282006_film%29
After all, Gendo is baller and all, but motherfucking animu Inception.

>let twins handle it
'Hi Nanoha, Good morning.'
'MORNING!' came her chipper response
'You have fun with your friends last night?'
'Yes! But Sakura was hard to control. She was running allover the walls and ceiling. Madoka and I had to weigh her down on the bed to get her to stay still.'
'Too much sugar?' you ask her
'Yes. Definitely so.'
'Want breakfast? I could make you some quick sandwiches if you'd like.'
'No, can't eat another bite. Too much cake.'
'ahahaha, I see.'
'Well, I'll see you later in the lobby when we head to class.'
'Kay!'

That done, you slide the loaves you've made into the oven.
Taking J and Ted out, you ask them to watch over the bread for you, and to take them to you once lunch rolls around.
"Of course sir."
"You can count on us ol' chap!"

And so, off you went to classes.

>>18252194
When we aren't in such a rush we should probably let Nanoha know about the whole therapy thing.

>>18252187
I dint say Gendo.

>mfw ELSIE, KEIMA, NANOHA, 4chan banners.
>Wish Erica made it in, but you can't win em all

>>18252194
Mentilate to Nanoha to see if she recorded Sakura running over the walls and roof because that would be hilarious to see, also confirm that Sakura and Madoka are good for the picnic this weekend

>>18252207
>I dint say Gendo.
...oh god.

>>18252194
> She was running allover the walls and ceiling.

Lol mental image of Sakura crabwalking down the stairs like in exorcist.

>>18252206
Maybe during lunch today?
I'd rather not bring it up during our date tonight, and putting it off would just be a bad idea.

>>18252225
Twins are having lunch with her.
We delay it for after the date.

>>18252207
>Shinji
>Yui
>Rei
I'm not sure which is the worst option...

>>18252240
At least Rei would be a good listener?

>>18252240
Yui wouldn't be bad, Shinji would be a wreck after hearing Hayate's life story

>>18252240

Shinji as therapist would be hilarious

With Rei at least we have backups in case we drive her to suicide.

Yui is Eva 01

>>18252265
Or he'd realize his problems weren't that bad and sack up a notch. Or kill himself, hard to say which.

>>18252278
Probably the last one. What a little bitch.

>>18252207
>I didn't say Gendo

this guy is our therapist?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7yWoKV1_VY

>>18252278
I'd laugh if our story created Shinji Ikari: Total Badass. Unfortunately, it wouldn't be doing US any good.

You meet up with the girls in the lobby and you head off to class.
You are joined this morning by Sakura andw Madoka.

As you walk to class, you decide to mess with Sakura.
"I heard you were quite the little monster last night."
"WAS NOT!" she answers vehenmently
"We, tried tying her down on to the bed, but she kept breaking the straps." Madoka chimes in.
"I would have loved to have seen that." you tell her.
"I recorded it. She was running across the ceiling like it was the floor." Madoka laughs as she tries to project the image for you.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Sakura says as she interrupts the holo.
"Hey Sakura, you remember that picnic I promised you and Nanoha back when we first had tea together?"
"Yeah. Why?"
"Well... Why don't we have it this weekend?"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"
"You are also invited of course." you say, turning to Madoka.
"I'd love to go."

After dropping the girls off at their destinations, you settle yourself in your seat.

You still have about 5 more minutes until mike walks in the door.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

Do you think we could get the Doctor to give Sagara and Hayate a week back in time so that we could do the training trip without missing class or break time? Our Devices would have to be on standby because of the neural feedback, so we'd have to do the entire trip without majaikal aids, which might be for the best.

>>18252322
Mentilate Madoka for a copy of the video.
It might be a bit mean but it would be hilarious.

Then we can get a glimpse at what our plan with the espresso might look like

>>18252322
Ah, give Sousuke his water purification tablet for the day, and let him know that the bread is currently baking and will be ready by lunchtime.

"I apologize for not having it ready by this morning. I shall endeavor to ensure that such an oversight shall not happen again."

>>18252322
Turn around and make sure Hina got in okay.

>>18252342
This and apologize for the noise. Tell him we may have the problem solved soon.

>>18252273
>Eva unit O1 therapy
"So as I was saying, I think it all started with my unloving parents..."
"RAAAAAAAAAAAWR!"
"And then there was the fact taht I had to work myself to the bone from a very early age."
"Rawwwwr..."
"And I think taht all led to me having these breakouts of massive pessimism."
"Raaawwr raaaawr.."
"Thanks for the session doc, I feel a whole lot better now."
"RAAAAAAAAAAWR!!"

For all of you faggots complaining about Shinji.

You take out the big jar of purification pills you got and approach Sousuke's desk.
"Hey man, Here's the pills you wanted." you tell him
"I'm sorry but the bread will be a little late today, It's still in the oven in my room. It should be ready by lunch."

"No, It's okay. I was planning on eating it for lunch anyway." he tells you. "I have a question, how did you sneak the bears into your room?"

>>18252398
Erica ate my GummyBEARS without asking.
You should try them one day. It's fucking awesome.

>>18252398
"A wizard did it. Fucking wizards man, no sense of right or wrong."

>>18252389
We know that but we like to use the trope he is an emo bitch

>>18252398
"...Ah, them. They came through the window."

I am tempted, oh so tempted, to give Sagara of all people a GummyBEAR.

>>18252398
Answer him honestly but evasively. "I have a bag of holding."

>>18252398
I know a guy, just don't ask why it's a very long, complex, depressing, underwhelming and ultimately sticky story. I'm working on getting a room with sound proofing as to not disturb you and my other neighbors.

>>18252398
Show him the bears, explain what they do and tell him he should try them one time

>>18252398
One of the girls accidentally ate one of my alchemy things. The rest of us had to go bear ourselves to survive.

I'm assuming from him being in magic-land that saying the word alchemy won't make his eyes glaze over.

>>18252410
Yesss. Keep the misunderstanding train rolling.

>>18252422
He's not exactly from a magic world, there's mechs and superscience but not really any magic. He probably adapted very quickly.

A Wizard did it.

rolled 99 = 99

WIZARDS
NO SENSE OF RIGHT AND WRONG

>>18252434
That's what I meant, kinda. I know FMP, but I figured he adapted to the Bureau stuff enough to know what alchemy is at least.

"A wizard did it. Fucking wizards man, no sense of right or wrong." you tell him with a shake of your head.
"I see... It seems I will have to tighten security around the dorms some more."
You head back to your seat hoping you don't step on a landmine the next time you walked behind the dorm.

Mike arrives and classes once again starts.

>>18252477
Well fuck.

>>18252434
Actually, there's "The Whispered", which are pretty much people with knowledge of impossible technologies.
Case in point: Lambda Driver

LG, does Sousuke have the Lambda Driver?

>>18252477
Lol

>>18252477
Boring result, waste of a 99

>>18252477
Is Hina there? She seemed seriously flustered last night. We need to make sure she's not skipping.

>>18252495
>Only thinking of immediate results
>Not thinking ahead of five minutes

>>18252477
>It seems I will have to tighten security around the dorms some more
>>18252438
>>18252445
>>18252405
Well I hope you're happy. Now we're going to have to be careful of claymores and land mines, sentry turrets and the chances of Sagara popping out with a shotgun when we try to get the girls into our room just shot up by 90%.

>>18252507
Thinking ahead all day and I see nothing we can do that would of been as amusing as showing him the bears

>>18252513
Well if they move in it won't be a problem, will it now?

>>18252477
This, gentlemen, is why troll answers are dangerous. I kinda wish LG could tell when to ignore people.

>>18252495
You'll get your entertainment when we get electrocuted, gassed, or blown up. Souske's reactions are always delayed.

>>18252516
>All day
Damn kids and their limited concept of time...

>>18252519
Uh, yes it will. Because now we're forcing THEM to have to endure Sagara's enhanced security measures.

You are Gertrud Barkhorn, liaisons officer for Witch/Bureau relations.
And today started with another headache.

You went by the twins room early to check in on them, but found it empty.
A quick mental message informed you that they once again spent the night with him.
You may not be one to get in the way of their relations, but some things must be said.
You will have to have a long talk with the two when you have some free time

>>18252523
Post I linked said 5 minutes.
He isn't Kenji who we can pull jokes like that on, we need to pretty much jam things into his head physically to get him to react

>google imagesearch "wizards no sense of right and wrong"
>top result is suptg
Google knows it's shit.

>>18252519
We still have to get IN and OUT of the room. Now that's going to entail a level of danger on par with a road trip in Afghanistan.

>>18252530
Poor Trude.
We must of caused so many problems for her already

>>18252530
Oh really...
>>18252540
>around the dorms
>INSIDE THE DORMS
Your logic is flawless.

>>18252519
No. no. Sagara recognizes them as dorm residents. he wont point a gun at them.
and we're not exactly sneaking them into our rooms.
On our first date, we passed most of the guys trying to dig Shirou out of his mine.

We just have to look out for booby traps in the perimeter.

>>18252530
That'll be an amusing scene.

>>18252519
Sagara is, if nothing else, thorough. He is going to step up security for the ENTIRE dorm.
Going in and out is now going to be like taking a road trip through Afghanistan. Fuck, Sagara GREW UP in Afghanistan during the Soviet invasion setting up IED's, killing Soviet soldiers, and throwing satchel charges into the weak points of Arm Slaves.

And forget trying to fly to our room, he'll have automated AA turret systems set up, like that one hot spring resort he upgraded the security at.

>>18252550
You don't know Souske very well. See >>18252559.

>>18252559
I seriously doubt it. If he'd going to set up more security, it's not going to be something so indiscriminate towards friendlies. Sure, there will be horrible consequences for strangers. However, he will keep his friends and allies MOTHERFUCKING SAFE. Like crazy-safe.

>>18252477
Well shit, the one time I roll for something non serious I get 99.

Can you reason with landmines over tea and biscuits?

>>18252557
>"Well, how about you just talk to him?"
>"Fine."
>1 butlering later
>"So Mike, I was thinking of expanding my room again."

>>18252559
Let's consider it to be intensive combat training then. If we can get through his perimeter defences with increasing efficiency, we'll be that much more effective in real combat.

Lunch break arrives quicker than expected.
Erica heads out the door after a quick kiss to meet up with Nanoha and Ursula.
J and Ted arrive on schedule with a basket of bread.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18252585
...Sousuke will get a fucking promotion.
Suddenly, combat survivability is rising extremely. Less people make it past training, though.

We also need to start working on our mini-grenades.

>>18252590
Give Sousuke his bread.
Take a loaf down to Tsukino, see if we can have a taste of her pie

>>18252576
He blew up friendlies plenty in Fumoffu. His art class, every other guy that went to the spa, etc.

>>18252590
Give bread, lament on the to be upgraded security.

>>18252590
Give bread to Sousuke. Check on Hina.

>>18252590
Give Souske his bread, talk to Mike.

>>18252590
Break Sousuke, Talk to mike about regulations, bring him some fresh bread, our winning smile and keep the violin hidden but at hand, if it ever starts to go badly pull out the violin and look like your about to play it in a crowded area.

>>18252590
Bread to Souske.

Should we see mike now, or wait until after classes?

>>18252590
Deliver the bread to Sagara.

Then check on Hinagiku.

>>18252608


musical black mail?

>>18252590
Bread to Sousuke, check Hina, talk to Mike. In that order.

No one else wants to make some bakery jokes? Perfect time for it with freshly made bread

>>18252627
No.

>>18252627
You want to go all the way into town, and back, just to make bread jokes during lunch break?

>>18252638
Well not like we actually need to do anything and we can use the time in town to look for more items we wanted to buy so yeah.

Also i get the feeling mike will be more receptive to our crazy plans if we bring him a gift to go with his cigars

>>18252647
Yes, we do. We told the girls we would talk to Mike today. Now is the time. After we give Sousuke his bread and check on Hina.

>>18252654
Yeah we would talk to him today get a gift to butter him up talk to him after class and hope we can convince him a bit easier.

The bread jokes are just icing

>>18252679
We can shower Mike with gifts after he agrees. It seems less like a bribe that way.

>>18252679
We also need to deliver bread, talk to Hina, and get unexpectedly pulled into something hilarious by a twist of fate. Don't you know how lunch breaks work in troped-up animu fantasy worlds?

>>18252692
Yeah but this gets us into the troped up shenanigans quicker and on our terms for once

>>18252691
Mike never seemed averse to bribes before, he asked us what we had done when we bought him the cigars so he obviously expected them to be one

Taking the bread from J and Ted, and Dismissing them to once again roam around on their own, you head back to Sousuke.

"Hey, man here's the bread as promised. Tomorrow morning I'll have three loaves fresh at your door."
"Thank you." he says as he bites into one of them. "You make good bread. Much better tahn the gritty dry ones we had in the field."
"Thanks. Anyway, about that extra security you were talking about..."
"Ah, yes. I will be installing 2 automated turrets at each corner. a sniper's nest on the roof, and a minefield around the back." he explains to you as he pulls out blue prints for the dormitory.
"I will have to look into purchasing and training some guard dogs as well. Rest assured. I will have done so by the end of the week."
"Errr... You know, maybe the turrets and the minefield would be overdoing it..."
"I see, we must keep it subtle, concealed. I like how you think." And he goes back to checking the blueprints and his plans.

WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>18252598
He only did that due to circumstances.
He blew up his art class since he misinterpreted the directions of a teacher [lol commanding officer]
He blew up the guys in the springs to protect the girls [lol chidori]

>>18252731
TIME TO HINA

>>18252731
Check on Hina, make sure that she's calmed down from last night. Then we need to talk with Mike.

>>18252731
Let's check in on Hina. Make sure she's doing okay. Then Mike it up if the inevitable twist of fate hasn't snared us yet.

>>18252731
>[lol chidori]
I'm pretty sure that was a [lol mao] thing. It kept him busy for a day or so, which made it easier for her to keep Tessa off his dick. Mao also knows Kurtz's antics better than anyone.

Also, [x]MIKE

>>18252731
Well I still reckon go to town after speaking to Hina and talk to Mike after classes with a bribe but consensus seems otherwise

>>18252731

so many things to do,

>[X] MIKE

need info on dorm size regulations.

>>18252779
Quite otherwise.

>>18252731
[x] Talk to Hina.

>>18252779
Some of us realize that Erica is going to shoot us in the balls if we're the only one that didn't do our part of the room upgrade plan. Unfortunately, not enough people seem to realize this.

>>18252798
Titanium jock.

>>18252798
And it is vital we have it done at lunch? They have things to do after classes as well probably like see Rood, I dare say she would understand if we talked to Mike after classes instead of right now because my imaginary waifu demands it.

>>18252798
We can talk to Hina, THEN go see Mike.

>>18252731
Mike, see if we can modify our dorm into the most awesome place ever, size mods people moving in together, all that.

You walk back to your seat and find Hina eating a modest bento at her desk.
You turn your chair around to face her.
"Hi there." you greet her. "Sleep well?"
"Yeah. I did, thanks for asking."
"So... about that store we saw yesterday..."
"The Castle?" she asks.
"Yeah, I'd appreciate it if you don't tell the twins about its existence. I plan to keep my pants on for at least the rest of the week."
"Okay."
"Thanks. How are classes for you? Nothing too confusing?"
"Everything is confusing. We both know that."
"Ahaha, yeah. You got me there. Oh by the way, the twins may want to talk to you some more.."
"About?"
"Oh nothing, they just want to get to know you better. We being from the same place and all."
"Ah. Well, I'd welcome the conversation."
"Oh, here's one thing I'd like to tell you." you say as you take out your temporal bowler.
"If you ever see me running around wearing this hat, or interact with me while im wearing this hat, make sure to never tell me anything you saw me do or hear me say."
"What?"
"It's all complicated stuff, but I'd be glad if you just didn't tell me anything. Oh, and if you see me wearing this hat on top of my tophat... Well, just get ready fro some crazy stuff."
"Okaaay... I don't understand but sure, i'll do just that."

You leave her to eat her lunch in peace.

'Hey Mike, Where are you?' you call out to your handler.
'Im behind the building, smoking. Why?'
'I have something to ask you.'
'Okay, I'll wait right here.'

>>18252850
Aw snap, good call reminding her of the time bowler. Even I didn't remember that, and I'm the resident to-do list nazi.

>>18252850
Oh, thanks for bringing up the Temporal Bowler, LG. I'd completely forgotten about that.

Now let's talk to Mike about living arrangement regulations.

>>18252850
We really need to use that thing for trolling sometime

>>18252873
In before "Girls? IN THE BOYS DORM? This is going STRAIGHT to the Director!"
Little does he know...

You are Katsura Hinagiku, a new trainee for the IDPKB
There's this weird guy in your class.
And you spent yesterday afternoon with him.

You spent the night tossing and turning in bed.
Unsure why you couldn't fall asleep.
You still remember his warmth.

>>18252887
I don't like it. If people ever thought that we might be joking around with the Bowler, it could have disastrous results.

>>18252897
Agreed. The Time Bowler should be something we treat with the utmost respect and maturity. Unlike 90% of our other things, it is not a toy.

>>18252887
If we do we run the risk of ruining the bowler and from that all methods of getting people to trust in our methods to differentiate between time separated versions of ourself. Time travel isn't a joke, it's funny, but it's deadly serious.

>>18252910
Thirding. Time is something to not be fucked with lightly.

>>18252897
It was one of our plans when we first got the thing.
And they would think it was totally real, we come out say something weird to someone like Keima and tell him not to mention it or paradox walk off time stop remove hat and never mention it again.

And then watch his reaction, apparently we have already jumped back at least once and spent some time with him so he might not react at all anyway

You walk around to the back of the building and see Mike leaning against the wall with one of his fine cigars clamped between his teeth.

"So what was this question? If you need to dispose of a body, you should ask the nurse about it, not me."

HOW DO YOU ASK HIM?
oh also give me a roll for effect

rolled 17 = 17

>>18252933
"Can I install and extradimensional space in my room to make more space for girls to move in?"

>>18252918
>>18252910
>>18252897
These.

rolled 82 = 82

>>18252933
I was thinking about seeing if I could do something like the doctor's box in my room bigger on the inside you know?

Just running a little low on space and it would solve the problem of my violin practice affecting the fellow students

>>18252933
You know the situation I have going on with the girls and all. I have an idea that provides a more suitable living arrangement. My neighbors would probably appreciate the reduction in nighttime noise as well. There's also the music thing. We don't want a repeat incident of that.

>>18252933
I need more space in my room as well as soundproofing to avoid disturbing my neighbors, during say, Violin Practice. I am asking to allow extradimensional enlargement of my living quarters. Also what are the regulations on multiple students moving in together? Because that is part of my current plan.

rolled 100 = 100

>>18252952
Dice, those are useful for this.

rolled 96 = 96

>>18252950
It's 'dice' not 'roll.'

rolled 20 = 20

>>18252950
Damnit, I always fuck that dice up.

rolled 56 = 56

>>18252933
"So, um, me and the twins are kind of going steady, and I was wondering if I could get some more floorspace. So we can share a room. Or something."
>>18252942
Nice!

rolled 47 = 47

>>18252933
"No, nothing like that, Mike. It's about...well, relations between trainees, and certain living arrangements in the dorms, and what the Bureau has to say about them.
"I've talked it over with the Hartmann's, and we were thinking about moving in together. And modifying the room so that it's like the Doctor's office, bigger on the inside than on the outside."

Just lay it out there. Mike's played it straight with us, so we should do the same for him.

>>18252955
>>18252956
/tg/ dice: YOUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS!

rolled 86 = 86

>>18252942
>>18252950
>>18252945
Nonono. we dont bring up the space issues first.
WE ASK ABOUT THE GIRLS MOVING IN.

They're okay with that space bending shit [shirou has a castle in his fucking room for christ's sake.]

"MIke, Is there anything in the regulations about females cohabitating with males on campus?"

>>18252955
Baller. Good job, mate.

>>18252966
It's not like it matters since we rolled a 100
But we did need to know both rules since we can't do one without the other

>>18252926
>It was one of our plans when we first got the thing.
Yeah, at the beginning, when this was all just one big dream or hallucination or some kind of big cosmic joke when we didn't care that much.

But now it's real, we have so much to lose now if we do something stupid, that it's time to serious up about some things. Hayate's most recent breakdown is evidence of that.

Sure, we can still play pranks and lightly troll people. But nothing that could get us kicked out of the Bureau, or that introduces that possibility.

"No, nothing like that, Mike. It's about...well, relations between trainees, and certain living arrangements in the dorms, and what the Bureau has to say about them." you explain. "I've talked it over with the Hartmann's, and we were thinking about moving in together."

He pulls his cigar out of his mouth and blows a magnificent cloud of smoke.
"Well kid, the Bureau is not one to get in the way of relationships. We have agents getting together all the time. We would just have to edit your files to reflect the change of rooms, and add a note as to the reason for the change. Leave it to me." he says.
"One thing i fail to see is how five people will fit into your small room. You would need to get a larger room, unfortunately all the dorm rooms are identical, or expand it much like Shirou did."
"Well, maybe I could ask the Doctor for help? ...wait, five people? It'd just be me and the twins."
"Oh? I guess I counted wrong. anyway, that won't be easy, his tek, like the one used for the gym is hard to come by and a bitch to maintain. I suggest finding some other way."
"Okay Mike, thanks. Hey, have you had lunch yet? Maybe we could eat together."
"Sure hit me up with the usual" he answers you as he puts his cigar out.

You conjure up a table and some chairs.
materializing a large bowl of salad and an equally large mug of beer for Mike, and some pasta and juice for yourself.

The rest of lunch passed by in more ordinary conversation.

>>18253035
So he was counting Hina and Nanoha moving in with us already? No need to make it any smaller than expected then since we will have to go to the trouble of finding the gear anyway

>>18253035
>FIVE
lol Mike's setting us up with Hina.
The bastard.

>>18253035
>I suggest finding some other way.
Portal to Nagi's mansion, calling it now.

>>18253059
Or making our own dimension for it like we had planned.

Might as well go large or go home if it is a pain just to get the tech for enlarging the rooms

We shouldn't worry about the technical issues. Ursula's working that angle for us. What matters is we're green lighted to do what we gotta do.

wait who is number 4?

>>18253088
Except Mike just told us that it boils down to being a bitch to expand space and keep things running.

So we ask Ursula to look at the pocket dimension idea to see if that is any easier to maintain which she may not consider due to her looking to adapt the tech used in Rood's lab

>>18253105
Us, twins, Nanoha, Hina. That's the 5.

>>18251591
>check back on bear sex thread, see if its improved
>its basically maid RPG
i want to say this changed my opinion of this line of quest thread
it didnt
I will have to be satisfied with ignoring it again, just as you should ignore me. ciao

>>18253118
Rood is probably more of an expert on the subject than Mike is, being that his lab actually is such a space. We can sort out things after Ursula comes back with the results of her conversation with him. They may just reach the pocket dimension idea on their own. They're both eggheads after all.

>>18253145
Seeya!

>>18253148
It won't hurt to mention it and if they get the idea earlier it might make it better for us in the long run

You and Mike head back to class as the bells ring.
And you settle in for the afternoon.
------------------------------------
Class ends and everyone is dismissed.
As your classmates head out the doors, Erica makes her way to you.

"So how'd it go with Mike?" she asks you.
"Well, he said it was okay, it was surprisingly easy by the way, he just said our files would be edited a bit, and that's all." You see the joy flash in her eyes.
"How did it go with Nanoha?" you ask her.
"I think I'ts best if we told you later." she tells you.

"Hey, I was gonna go out with Nanoha today, I hope you don't mind..."
"Sure go ahead. You guys have fun. You really should spend more time with her, She is your girlfriend after all. Trude wants to talk to us anyway, I swear she's like Minna sometimes."

She walks out of the room with a kiss goodbye and heads off to meet with the other witches.

WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18253169
See Nanoha find it what she feels like doing.
And see if the twins talked to her about Hina but be a bit subtle about it

>>18253158
Yea, we can bring it up if they don't figure it out themselves. I'm just for waiting for the nerds to nerd before we go scrambling around for backup plans.

>>18253169
First, check in with Ursula on how her part of things fared. Second, time to hang out with Nanoha.

>>18253169
Go meet up with Nanoha.
See if there's anything she wants to do together.

>>18253169

prepare for the worst i suppose, would be a nice surprise if she doesn't fry us.

>>18253194
I don't think she will.
She might be a bit hurt that we didn't ask her to move in as well but we can deflect it by saying we were sure if we were allowed to have anyone move in at all and we didn't want to get her hopes up for nothing

>>18253194
She hasn't seemed upset the last few times we've talked to her. We're handling things before she gets built up to pink apocalypse mode.

>>18253169
>"I think I'ts best if we told you later." she tells you.
Nanoha's getting sent back to her home dimension soon, isn't she? She'll be gone for a single week by our perspective and years from hers.

>Meet Nanoha
Okay, I'll need some rolls for this.

>Marvelous_Melmo
>Goldymarg

rolled 90 = 90

>>18253222
Nuts, no one remembered to call Ursula besides me. Also, rolling + Nanoha makes me nervous.

>>18253227
Hopefully not. The whole shitstorm is over and we are happy with her as she is now

rolled 83 = 83

>>18253228

enjoy.

rolled 54 = 54

>>18253228
Like this? What are we rolling for, anyway?

>>18253235
you are rolling for Melmo vs Goldimarg

>>18253231
It's still inevitably going to happen. She'll get field-assigned as soon as she's done with the advanced class. She's a grade ahead of us. It's only a matter of time.

rolled 59 = 59

>>18253222
Today is a good day to die.

>>18253235
I dare say her reaction or if she is being shipped out which I sincerely hope not

>>18253241
That's true. She's in the Advanced Class, so next would be Field Training, and who knows how much time might pass while she's doing that.

rolled 39 = 39

>>18253239
Fuck yeah Goldimarg.

>>18253241
Not necessarily true. LG said it was up to us if we trigger the flags or not. I dare say this is part of that

LG has had us on fairly loose rails so far so I really doubt he is going to pull a dick move like that all of a sudden

>got them HIGH
>Melmo it is.

'Hey Nanoha, your class out yet?'
'Yeah! I'm waiting for you outside the building. I have a surprise for you.'
'Okay I'll meet you there.'
You walk out of the room to meet your cute nuketastic girlfriend.

>>18253254
It's still inevitably going to happen unless she gets, I don't know, held back a grade or something. She is an entire class ahead of us. Once we finish Basic, she'll be finishing Advanced, and LG has already stated that after Advanced is Field Training, followed by your actual assignment. The point is, Nanoha is only staying here in this school building until the end of the semester. After that, it will be a long-distance, possibly time-warped relationship.

>>18253279
She will get sent away definitely she WON'T have a time warp definitely that was very clear.

I know lots of people still have strong opinions on it but going only off what has been said as word of god we have the deciding part even if it does come down to a roll

rolled 19 = 19

>googled Melmo and Goldymarg
Goldimarg is GaoGaiGars HAMMER ROBOT
[vita scenario?]

Melmo is some old anime by Tezuka about a magical girl.

WAT.

>>18253289
He didn't say one way or the other if there will be a time warp once it happens. What he did say, however, is that certain people (Hayate, for example) won't age because they never seem to age in their canon. He specifically cited Nanoha, though, as someone who will age, because in her canon her ages range all the way from eight to twenty-five. Right now, whether or not she'll have a time warp is speculation on both sides. What we can be sure of, though, is that she's going to end up in a long distance relationship with us sooner or later. That's going to be hard on her, and we need to be ready for it, ESPECIALLY if we're temporally dislocated.

>>18253273
>Melmo
>googled Melmo; old magical girl manga by Osamu Tezuka
>Oh, guess magical girls makes sense and..wait a minute
>girl uses candy to turn into an older version of herself
This...I...goddammit.

>>18253290
Vita with a giant hammer robot...
That is both awesome and terrifying beyond all measure

rolled 55 = 55

>>18253308
>>18253307
So... Eternal loli Nanoha vs Age-shifting Nanoha?

Well, Vivio can age-shift as well...

>>18253306
You just spent about a paragraph trying to what I was trying to say to you...

Both of us rolled terribly for communicate I think...

>>18253308
There's pics around of someone using a Vita figure as a Goldion Hammer for a Subaru figure. I always found that amusing. Not sure why I don't have it saved.

>>18253306
We really need to get that locket ready for Nanoha now.

>>18253323
Second that.
One for each of our girls eventually too

You found her leaning waiting for you right outside the the entrance to the academics building.

She's not the cute small girl you went to class with this morning.
Standing before you is a woman of about your age.
WIth twintails now reaching to her waist, and a figure of gorgeous proportions, an older Nanoha jumped into your arms as you walked towards her.

"SURPRISE!" she said.
You can only stare at her flabbergasted.

>>18253337
"W... How? I..."

rolled 73 = 73

>>18253337
>WIth twintails now reaching to her waist,
I was hoping for her one-tailed design in the A's epilogue.

rolled 80 = 80

>>18253337
LET'S FUCK

>>18253347
She can change her hairstyle daily you know...
As it is woot hot Nanoha but aww we missed out on a chunk of time with her

>>18253337
Well it looks like this debate is finally over. I'm glad for that the most, probably.

>>18253347
She runs side-tail pretty much forever after that. The only exceptions I can think of is when she's Set Up, and that one episode where she's in a fancy dress with her hair totally down. I love that episode...

>>18251502

rolled 60 = 60

>>18253342
I think this is the appropriate reaction.

>>18253349
No, she still has the mind of a child, even if her body is that of an adult.
>>18253354
She's just temporarily aged. It's an effect from alchemical candy. See:
>>18253307

rolled 15 = 15

>>18253364
>No, she still has the mind of a child, even if her body is that of an adult.
You just went fullretard.
The whole discussion was that Nanoha is mentally far above her age group and that only her physical age was an issue.

>>18253360
I feel that.
At least no more shitstorms though, we should go spent the other night with her now since it seems she was gone for 3-4 years

>>18253349
No! Bad anon!
Not yet! We are a man of class, not crass.

>>18253364
>>18253370
Ah I see now,
Never saw Melmo so the reference went over my head...
So now we have a girlfriend who can shift from loli to teen? I like this we can still have cute Nanoha for having fun with and older Nanoha for other things

>>18253329
Agreed. Make them out of appropriate materials and with appropriate inscriptions too. For example, an amulet for Erica made out of some neat-shaped thing from the alien fight with "I'll be your tail gunner any day," or something.
>>18253370
And that conversation culminated in us coming to the understanding that, while more mature than a child her age, she isn't sexually/literally older mentally, just more mature than someone you would expect of her age. Her mind is that of a child, albeit one with more composure and maturity than typical of someone in her age group. I believe you have just gone full retard, if I am not mistaken.

>>18253370
She's MOSTLY above her age mentally. I don't think her mind is ready for what we did last night. Then again, no one can really be ready for that. At least we'll find out how much dirty details the twins have been feeding her.

>>18253337
"Wha- HOW?" you finally ask her.
"One of our instructors, miss Melmo, handed out some candy at the start of class today. The older ones got younger, and the younger ones got older. Neat huh?"
"Wow." your mind barely processes, until you finally shake it back to working properly. "Any idea of what you want to do?"
"I don't know... Maybe watch a movie, have dinner, walk around town... Date stuff. Is that Okay with you?" she answers you with a slight blush forming on her beautiful face.
"Of course, Anything you want." you tell her as you take her arm.

>>18253385
No the consensus was more she was physically undeveloped iirc which was the big issue. We agreed that she was old enough to make decisions about such things on her own and we would respect the, either way

>>18253395
>Anything you want
Ohgodohgodohgod, going to bite us in the ass later

>>18253395
Let's go find us some crazy fucking magical movie theatre. In before we get pulled into the movie and have to make a harrowing but emotionally-touching escape from it together.

>>18253395
Alright, so let's walk towards town and the park, then.

While doing so:
'Hey, Kraus, can you access a listing of local movie theaters and what they're showing?'

>>18253399
In a place where time fuckery isn't unusual, I'd say we're currently running on a free pass.

>>18253395
Walk towards town, ask her what she wants to do while getting Kraus to scan movie listings etc

You are Erica Hartmann a participant in the Witch/Bureau Relations program.
And your senior officer has called you and your twin for a talk.

You arrive at the designated empty boardroom at AdMin, there you find your twin and Trude already waiting.
She asks you to sit down.

"What exactly are you doing?" Trude asks you.

>>18253405

make a list of theaters and restaurants and see if any of those tickle her fancy, lets make sure she'll enjoy herself to the fullest.

My gut is telling me to remind everyone that we have a potion that greatly increases someones luck. It seems people are forgetting this and I don't want us to screw up where we could've succeeded.

>>18253442
It causes terrible feedback if the maker drinks it. It doesn't increase luck, it transfers luck from the maker to the imbiber.

>>18253442
Using it off ourselves is unadvisable.
Basically it drains the creators luck to boost the users luck if we ourselves drink it the effect could be nothing to very bad

>>18253442
We can't drink that potion.
It uses our own luck, and us drinking it would cause a catastrophic karmic feedback loop.

>>18253442
We can't drink it.
It drains our own luck.
If we drank it it just cancels itself out

>>18253439
Wait. Are we supposed to answer that?

>>18253442
So yeah, as everyone else has demonstrated, your gut is wrong, and you should not listen to it.

>>18253453
>>18253449
>>18253451
>>18253452
This I did not know, thanks for the heads up.

>>18253439

uh oh?

this will be horrible won't it?

>>18253459
Yes. You get to play as Erica for a while.

>>18253439
I smell resigned commissions incoming.

>>18253459
No, that's just MEANWHILE stuff. We don't really get to say in any of that.

>>18253439
"Engaging in Witch/Bureau Relations"

>>18253439
"Well... Doing about what?"

>>18253439
"Sitting down."

>>18253439
>>18253471

"whatever could you mean?"

>>18253479
This

>>18253439
>snailtrail.jpg

rolled 99 = 99

>>18253439
Breeding powerful recruits.

>>18253495
eww

>>18253495
Fuck yeah, now that's a good use for a 99

>>18253495
Oh god, the shenanigans. I love it.

>>18253483
Hah! Predictable, but still good.

>>18253504
No not really

>>18253495
It's not fair that the troll answers always get the stupidly high rolls.

>>18253495

and everything turned out for the better

"Engaging in Witch/Bureau Relations" you answer her, trying to keep the smirk from forming on your face.
"I see. And you plan to do that by jeopardizing yourselves? Look, I know it's not my place to tell you how to handle yourselves, your both full-grown women. But please do understand that i care for you, and hope that you don't end up doing anything stupid."
"You understand that right?"

>>18253517
For Erica trolling someone other than us for once?

>>18253523
"jeopardizing ourselves how exactly?"

>>18253523
"What do you mean jeopardizing?"

>>18253523
"Stupid? Me? Never. But seriously, what do you mean?"

>>18253523
"What jeopardizing? I mean, if its about making sure he uses rubbers..."

A shit eating grin, "I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about"

>>18253523
"Jeopardizing ourselves how exactly?"
"You know full well what I mean. I'm sure you two adore him, but I don't want that affecting your performance."
"Our war may have ended, but we're entering a new unknown battlefield by joining up with the Bureau."
"I don't want you being shot down in the middle of a fight, just because you and your lover had a little fight the day before."

>>18253570
"I can feel the waves of jelousy oozing off of you"

>>18253580
actually maybe not this

>>18253570
As is something that small would distract me.
And Teacakes has always made sure to catch me?.. One way or the other

rolled 11 = 11

>>18253580
Good idea.

The jelly, it burns!

>>18253570
>now I see where she's going with this
"He's already saved our asses once, even after we pranked him good. I don't see this being an issue."

rolled 38 = 38

>>18253592
Seconding this one.

>>18253580
Avoid that particular line, she might like trolling but she isn't a bitch. That's Perrinne's job

>>18253590
nvm It seems others agree with me

rolled 36 = 36

>>18253596
This

>>18253610
Why can't I hold all this samefagging.

rolled 84 = 84

>>18253598
This is good.

Why am I rolling?

>>18253617
So now he's arguing with himself?

>>18253598
This is good.
Brings attention to the fact we ate devoted to them so such a thing is unlikely

"As if something that small would distract me." you tell her calmly
"And He has always made sure to catch me.. One way or the other"
"Hey, you've seen him in combat, He's amazing. He'll never let anything happen to me."

"And if he's not there to help you? What then?"

>>18253598

>this

i vote less destructive

>>18253626
Then I do what I have always done. Be better than my enemies

>>18253626
"Then he's not there to distract me either, I am seriously not understanding you problem here"

rolled 62 = 62

>>18253626
"Then I will never let it happen. I will make sure to come back to him safe and sound."

rolled 99 = 99

>>18253626
How is that different from before?

>>18253626
"Then we're not in a situation where our relationship will affect my performance."

>>18253626
Is Erica in uniform? Does she have one of those 'Fighter Ace of the Year All Years' type medals on to point at?

>>18253650
I think she'd be in Bureau uniform right now, but she can easily point out she has such a medal.

"Then I will never let myself get shot down, I will fight harder knowing he's waiting for me. I will make sure to come back to him safe and sound." you tell her firmly, your twin agreeing by your side.
"I see... Let's hope your determination holds up when that comes to pass." she says with a soft sigh.
"Your arrangement is quite unusual, I hope you all the best in making it work."


"Finally, there is another concern I would like to discuss. Are you using protection? I'm sure neither of you are ready to be mothers at this point in time."

>>18253650
>>18253658
She probably wears her medals still

>>18253687
Yes he is very particular about that

>>18253687
We are...wait a second. Ursula, did he wrap up before we answered the call of the wild last night?

>>18253693
She rarely wore her medal In show IIRC.
There was an episode where Trude found it in the trash in her room

>>18253706
Hahahaha this.
Make Trude shit herself

>>18253687
"Bitch we had bear sex!" pull sun glasses out of nowhere and sit back to watch her reaction

>>18253687
"Well we had been making certain of it but then yesterday was pretty unusual"

"Join us and find out, will you?"

rolled 82 = 82

>>18253723
This.

rolled 46 = 46

>>18253687
"Of course, he's very careful about that sort of thing...except yesterday, maybe. It's kind of fuzzy, and covered in salmon and honey."

>>18253725
>>18253723
NOOOOOPE.gif

Even if it would wholly fit with Erica's trollinstincts

>>18253706
>>18253723
>>18253735
Why cant I choose all this trolling?

rolled 48 = 48

>>18253723
This one

>>18253706
>>18253735
These are both good.

rolled 78 = 78

>>18253723
No, because there's far too great a chance that she might actually take us up on that. Especially with the look Trude gave Hayate when she first saw him in the maid uniform.

rolled 64 = 64

>>18253742
Yeah, all at once would be best.

>>18253768
And why is that a problem?
Or swag is now affecting women by the women we already have it is that powerful

>>18253749
Why don't you join us and find out?
Oh wait did he wrap up before answering the call of the wild? Everything is a bit fuzzy... And coated in salmon.. And honey...

Something like that?

"Yes he is very particular about that" you tell her, your memory going back to that large box he keeps in the closet.
"Wait a second..." you turn to your twin "Ursula, did he wrap up before we answered the call of the wild last night?"
"I-I.. I don't remember." she answers.
"Scheiße!" she exclaims with a palm to her forehead. "It's all well and good that he takes the initiative to protect you, but you two should also do your part."
She puts a brown paperbag on the table.
"Here. I picked these up at the pharmacy for you."

"Anyway, now that that's done and over with. I want you two to help me fill out these reports."
she says as she brings out a huge stack of papers out of nowhere.
You can already feel your hands aching.

.........................
A few hours later, with the paperwork done she springs a final bit of news on you.
"As you may have known, there would be additional witches sent here to the Bureau."
"I have recently confirmed who those three will be."
"They would be Perrinne, ___________ and __________"

*****ROLL EM 1d4*****
1 sakabroto
2 Luchinni
3 SOFTNESS 1
4 MEEYAFOOGEE

2 witches with most rolls will be the ones sent.

rolled 1 = 1

>>18253790
Come on Softness!

rolled 2 = 2

>>18253790
I vote for SOFTNESS.
Mostly because I don't know shit about witches. I just want boobs.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18253790
SOFTNESS!

rolled 4 = 4

>>18253790

REV UP THOSE THREES

rolled 42 = 42

>>18253802
>>18253803
>>18253805
>>18253809
THE DICE GOD IS A FAGGOT

rolled 3 = 3

>>18253790
Shit any of them would be awesome.

Hoping for Zuchinni in at least one of them though, so much fun to be had if we get her and Sakura tearing around

>>18253802
>>18253803
>>18253805
>>18253809
Holy shit, we all wanted softness and missed.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18253790
HMS SOFTNESS I!

rolled 1 = 1

>>18253790
rollin for that softness

rolled 1 = 1

>>18253790
MEEYAFOOGEE!

rolled 1 = 1

Come on Luchinni!

I want to make some more flat jokes

rolled 1 = 1

>>18253790
Well then

rolled 4 = 4

Looks like Sakabroto and MEEYAFOOJEE

rolled 4 = 4

>>18253790
rolling

come on softness

Shit, looks like sakabroto is a lock. Softness and zuchinni are tied.

rolled 3 = 3

...Everyone wants Softness.
No one gets softness.
FUCK YOU DICE GODS

rolled 1 = 1

Rollan on for Softness1!

STOP ROLLING