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Hogwarts Quest Headmaster !!+6xiggzYGlm 03/10/12(Sat)21:34 No.18280701

The year is two-thousand and twelve, and you have just been accepted into Hogwarts. Congratulations.

Now, obviously, we're going to need a bit of background here, so let's have, say, your name, your gender, and a brief description about your life before you got your letter.

After we've gotten all that sorted out, we'll get on with the important things.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:36 No.18280723

Name: Veronica O'Reilly

Gender: Female

The daughter of an Irish computer programmer and a welsh aerospace engineer, neither of whom is a wizard, Veronica was always a precocious child, who loved computers, reading, robots, and everything like that! While science fiction is more her thing, fantasy novels always struck her fancy a good bit as well.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:37 No.18280727
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>>18280701

My name is Harry Potter. I am a male. After being orphaned in a car crash as a baby, I went to live with my horrible aunt and uncle who make me live in the cupboard under the stairs. Also one time I'm pretty sure I talked to a snake.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:37 No.18280728 Dudley. Male. Everyone in my family is magical and awesome except for my weird muggle cousin who lives in the cupboard. He's called Harry Potter.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:38 No.18280739 >>18280727 >>18280728 Yes, you're so witty. Good for you.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:39 No.18280755 >>18280723 I suppose I'll go with this if nobody else feels like objecting.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:40 No.18280760

Allister Crowley, Male, Age 16.
Allister was born to a poor family, which raised him until he was 11, at which point they all died in a horrific Skittles Factory accident. From there on Allister begged on street sides for food and money. And after suffering countless hardships he awoke to a letter flying and hitting him in the head.

Where do I wizard weed?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:40 No.18280763 >>18280755 Hey OP, don't be a dick, Namefag up.

>>	Headmaster !!+6xiggzYGlm 03/10/12(Sat)21:40 No.18280764 >>18280755 Bollocks.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:40 No.18280766 Thale Hussein, Male While the rest of my family perished in suicide bombings, I somehow grew up to become a healthy seven year old boy. It was like Allah himself sheltered me with his palms. Oh, and I could shoot magic and shit from my fingertips.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:41 No.18280776 >>18280723 You should become a magiscientist when you grow up and force magic and science together!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:42 No.18280791 >>18280776 But that would destroy reality itself

>>	Headmaster !!+6xiggzYGlm 03/10/12(Sat)21:42 No.18280794 >>18280760 >>18280723 >>18280766 I guess a vote is the democratic thing to do here, right? Yeah, do that or something.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:43 No.18280808 >>18280794 I vote for Veronica.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:43 No.18280812 >>18280776 >implying science isn't already magic If people knew how this shit works, we wouldn't need to read it from fucking tomes.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:44 No.18280816 >>18280808 Fuck that Skittles plant accident.

>>	Servant Of The Emperor 03/10/12(Sat)21:44 No.18280819 >>18280766 I vote this. Hogwarts has to fill like one or two wizard quotas. Like the one magical black guy.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:44 No.18280833 Rupert Hollingsworth, Male Son of a impoverished pure blood father who knocked up his muggle mother. Hides the fact he isn't pure blood by lying about his mother being dead. Loyal and honorable but only to his own morose sense of morality

>>	redaeth 03/10/12(Sat)21:45 No.18280845 Veronica sounds good. >>ormedgli oakley Captcha has its own suggestion though

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:45 No.18280850 I vote for Dudley.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:46 No.18280851 >>18280760 I VOTE CROWLEY

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:46 No.18280855

My name is Frank 'Zappo' Waldingdorf.

I am was a good boy. I never got into bad things. Mum found me making this light come out me fingers once when I was (holds up 9 fingers) this many years old. She thought I was bad, but I be good momma! The picture with lights didn't work, so i smack it real good to make it work. Then everything go bright and I wake up in the white room with the big man who gives candy while you sad. Why you sad mom? I am still greatest in smarts!

I got letter from HogWarts saying I be good wizard with light show. I happy, though owl was killed. I sad, I only petted it and the weird light came from fingers again. I thought putting it in white room would heal it, but nothing happened after 2 weeks! I gave it candy and everything, and still no better (candy make me feel better)

Now I go, off to Hogwarts

OP, use this character. I beg of you.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:46 No.18280856 >>18280766 I vote for this. We need to know why he's going to Hogwarts instead of somehwere in the east. Maybe hes an asylum seeker?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:46 No.18280861 >>18280760 This. So hard.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:47 No.18280863 >>18280766 this one he will learn SELFUS EXPLODUS

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:47 No.18280872 >>18280855 >Ork NO.JPG

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:48 No.18280879 >>18280819 >>18280863 Hogwarts doesn't let sandmonkies in.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:49 No.18280894 >>18280855 Just say no.

>>	Headmaster !!+6xiggzYGlm 03/10/12(Sat)21:49 No.18280901 >>18280819 >>18280856 >>18280863 Apparently we're going to be m'sieur Hussein. Voting locked, I guess. Give me a minute or two (read that as five to ten) to write something up.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:49 No.18280903 >>18280872 Actually, he's a semi retarded child who became retarded when he smacked a tv to turn it back on, only electricity came from his fingers and stopped brain functioning when the Tv exploded.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:50 No.18280913 >>18280819 You need a polish immigrant Wojtek Nosarzewski Male, raised from a along line of plumbers, he one day found he could keep the water in the back intake valve #34 from being clogged up

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:51 No.18280925 File: 1331434281.png-(183 KB, 613x592, Conan What's Going On in This (...).png) >>18280863 >Hogwarts student >SELFUS EXPLODUS If I voted already, I would ask to change my vote to this. But I didn't vote. So I vote this?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:55 No.18280969 >>18280901 Well with that settled, let us start insulting every Muslim ever.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)21:56 No.18280984 Wait, why don't we just create a Niko Bellic/Tony Soprano in Hogwarts?

Headmaster !!+6xiggzYGlm 03/10/12(Sat)21:58 No.18281007

You are Thale Hussein, and your parents are dead. Of course, considering that you're going to be attending Hogwarts, it's par for the course, really. But though your parents and brothers and sisters and dogs may be lying in bits, you were miraculously unscathed! Lucky you. Honestly, most of your life during the past four years has been relatively excellent, despite the whole 'orphan' thing. You were sent to an orphanage, yeah, but it was a fairly pleasant one. The other kids bullied you at first, but then you sort of willed them to stop and so they did.

How mysterious.

So. Now you and Sister Agnes, the head of your happy family, are ruminating over your new letter. A letter that tells you that you are a wizard.

"Sounds like blasphemy, Thale." Sister Agnes says. What a good nun, always sure to stamp out any and all signs of heresy in her little flock. "Never any good came from associating with witchcraft."

Do you have a conjecture, Mr. Hussein?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:00 No.18281030 >>18281007 The orphanage is infected with magic. Burn everything.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:01 No.18281036

>>18281007

I must descend into the abyss of witchcraft and devilry. My faith in allah (PBUH) will be the rock which stands firm in the storm. I will learn of these heresies and bring them to the light and will of Justice. Perhaps it is a school where these heathens congregate? If so I must go.

BTW, feel free to ignore my suggestions. I've been drinking.

>>	Headmaster !!+6xiggzYGlm 03/10/12(Sat)22:01 No.18281038 >>18281030 (No Thale. You are the magics.)

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:01 No.18281047 >>18281038 I'll burn myself afterwards.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:02 No.18281050 >>18281036 This guy sounds legit. I say we let him do everything. He's got my vote.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:03 No.18281058 >>18281036 We should be using only your suggestions then!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:04 No.18281067 >>18281036 i vote this only good can come from drinking

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:07 No.18281101 >>18281036 I cast my 5 votes for the mysterious stranger!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:07 No.18281102 >>18281036 Shit, I watched all of the Harry Potter's drunk. They were enjoyable that way, so it stands that this thread will become MAGIC if you're writing the script drunk. My vote resides with you.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:07 No.18281106 >>18281036 >2012 >Not listening to the guy drinking The choice is obvious.

Headmaster !!+6xiggzYGlm 03/10/12(Sat)22:08 No.18281113

>>18281036
(As have I.)

"I must descend into the abyss of witchcraft and devilry. My faith in allah (PBUH) will be the rock which stands firm in the storm. I will learn of these heresies and bring them to the light and will of Justice. Perhaps it is a school where these heathens congregate? If so, I must go."

Your brief descent into speechcraft leaves Sister Agnes in tears, and she wraps you in a tight hug.

"And so you shall, m'boy. And so you shall." she says, dabbing at her eyes. "But where d'you think you're to get these supplies, then? I've never heard of no Arquebus Flamme or his Decrees of Devastating Magic."

The owl the letter came upon hoots quietly in a corner. But the good sister raises a point, young Master Hussein; how the devil are you going to get those mysterious supplies?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:10 No.18281135 >>18281113 Wait for Persian Hagrid to come get us? If not then ebay.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)22:10 No.18281136 >>18281113 Allah will provide!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:11 No.18281164 >>18281113 We pray to Allah! Clearly he will have the answer!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:12 No.18281168 >>18281113 Let us perform Salah and ask Allah for guidance. (not the drunk guy)

Headmaster !!+6xiggzYGlm 03/10/12(Sat)22:19 No.18281267

>>18281164
>>18281136

"I shall ask the Supreme Being for guidance." You say, your voice growing severe. You know that, through your faith and the power of God, the answers will become clear to you.

But as you prepare yourself for the connection with His Holiness, you are interrupted by a small voice.

"Thale, this lady says she needsa talk to you." It's Molly, a young girl and fellow orphan, and behind her a tall, grim-faced woman, cloaked in black and pointy hats, stands.

"Mr Hussein."

Oh good, she's a Scot.

"I've been sent to collect you," she says. "We understand that you know very little about the magical world. I'll help you acquire your textbooks and such."

She sounds ever so serious, Mr Hussein. Whatever shall you retort with?

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 03/10/12(Sat)22:20 No.18281280 >>18281267 Allah has provided. What is it I need?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:20 No.18281286 >>18281267 Something like "Praise Allah! He has sent a western whore to start me on my journey"

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:22 No.18281307 >>18281267 The devilry is strong in you. I see it in your eyes. They have a hellfire as strong as the stench of your womanly juices. Quickly, we must gather our things. I wish to see more of this 'magic' these Djinn have taught you.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:22 No.18281317 >>18281286 >imustbeon4chan.png Something like this, minus the "whore" part.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:24 No.18281340 >>18281267 "Good, I require your assistance. I assume you are some servant sent by this Hogwarts? Would could one of the men running it not come himself?" Maybe in this country they think it's acceptable for a woman to guide a male child such as myself.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:24 No.18281342 >>18281317 No it must stay, otherwise we are not true to our backstory.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:27 No.18281396 File: 1331436436.jpg-(234 KB, 700x463, Hakim you dumb shit.jpg) >AKHMED GOES TO SCOTLAND Why am I giggling like a bitch?

>>	Drunk 03/10/12(Sat)22:27 No.18281400 >>18281307 >>18281307 This is drunk guy. I went to go get some carrot cake and white russians.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:28 No.18281410 >>18281317 >Something like this, minus the "whore" part. If she's not a foreign whore, then why is her face uncovered?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:29 No.18281427 >>18281286 LOL, this.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:29 No.18281431 >>18281267 "Allah has provided me with a travelling companion, When shall we start on this journey?"

Headmaster !!+6xiggzYGlm 03/10/12(Sat)22:30 No.18281445

"The devilry is strong in you. I see it in your eyes. They have a hellfire as strong as the stench of your womanly juices. Quickly, we must gather our things. I wish to see more of this 'magic' these Djinn have taught you."

She seems quite surprized by this sudden burst of eloquence. Mind, she does seem to get a bit cross once she realizes what you've actually said.

"Then come along, Mr Hussein." She turns on her heel and stalks out of the orphanage you know and love. She seems to be fuming. She descends the steps into the street and extends her arm.

"Take my arm, Hussein. We need to be leaving now."

What the hell, you may as well humour her. You reach out your hand and grab her arm and-

OHSWEETQUIVERINGALLAHWHATSGOINGONWHYISITSQUISHYANDWHEREISMYFAAAAAAAACE

Ahem.

After that brief ordeal and subsequent makage of sick, you dust yourself off and note your surroundings.

It appears to be a hive of Western filth and villainy. Namely, a bar. The Scot shoots a look at the barman, full of hate and longing. He simply chuckles and slides her a glass full of amber liquid. She downs it in a shot and glares at you.

"Come along, boy."

Will you take this sort of reprimandation, from such a pallid whore, Hussein? Are you not a man?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:30 No.18281450 >>18281307 YES THIS ona another note: i just cant WAIT to be learned SELFUS EXPLODUS. the wand motion should be holding the wand upside down and tapping the end with your thumb

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:31 No.18281462 I am 24, why the fuck would I want to go to a school with kids less than half my age? I've been going to school since I was 6 and finally just got out of it, fuck dat shit.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:32 No.18281467
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>>18281445

>mfw we're a goddamn Persian Prince

The speeches, the dark skin, the overall hatred for all things western, WE'RE A GODDAMN OIL SHIEK

Anyways, no, we DO NOT take the "boy" comment lying down. As a woman she should know her place. If need be, we shall teach her.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:32 No.18281474 >>18281445 ARE THEY DRINKING ALCOHOL? HEATHENS!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:33 No.18281480 >>18281445 We must apprehend our surroundings. Is there anything we can use to construct a device in short time? We might be walking into the Devil's trap, how foolish were we?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:34 No.18281490 >>18281445 "WHY THE FUCK ARE WE IN THIS PLACE OF HERETICAL TAINT!?! WHAT THE FUCK!?!"

Drunk 03/10/12(Sat)22:34 No.18281498

>>18281445

Nay, Bride of the Western Devil, you do not command me to move anywhere. You will walk three paces behind me and cover your shame. fomr If we need more of this devilry you seem to conjure, You will do it at my command.

How dare you try to tempt me with your liquor! Why do you bring me to such a den where vice flows from the taps! Already not even at this school and you try to stray me from Allah. It will not Stand!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:36 No.18281523 Find a small length of wood or some other hard material, and explode all the alcohol in the room with your mind.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:37 No.18281538 >>18281480 Molotov cocktails for everyone! Quickly, grab a bottle of vodka before anyone sees. Also, a rag.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:38 No.18281542 >>18281498 See? Awesome we do this.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:38 No.18281551 File: 1331437136.png-(221 KB, 657x741, Free Moustache Rides.png) >>18281498 My God, this guy is a Genius. This in, no more voting on what to do. Drunk decides for us.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:38 No.18281552 >>18281538 >>18281498 These. Everyone at Hogwarts will hate us, of course. But they'll soon learn to fear us as well.

Headmaster !!+6xiggzYGlm 03/10/12(Sat)22:41 No.18281580

You glower back at her.

"Nay, Bride of the Western Devil, you do not command me to move anywhere. You will walk three paces behind me and cover your shame. If we need more of this devilry you seem to conjure, you will do it at my command.

How dare you try to tempt me with your liquor! Why do you bring me to such a den where vice flows from the taps! Already, not even at this school, and you try to stray me from Allah. It will not stand!"

You promptly march out of the den of villainy and scum and so forth to find yourself in a brightly coloured alley. And by 'bright', I mean migraine inducingly nauseous. But you steel yourself all the same. You are Thale Hussein, last son of Hassan Hussein! You will conquer this strange province in the name of Allah and country! All shall fear you, brave Hussein!

Eyewitnesses later recounted tales of seeing a swarthy young man laughing maniacally outside the Leaky Cauldron.

The Scottish djinn-whore suddenly grabs you by the scruff of your neck and marches you into a store. Therein lies an ancient man and a whole pile of sticks.

How shall you introduce yourself, O Glorious Meteor of the East?

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:45 No.18281618 >>18281580 >O Glorious Meteor of the East >my sides

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:47 No.18281632 File: 1331437632.jpg-(27 KB, 513x447, Drunk.jpg) I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for what Drunk says next. >Hilarus Abodschi

Drunk 03/10/12(Sat)22:48 No.18281638

>>18281580

>O Glorious Meteor of the East? Great.

Unhand me whore of the Hebrew! What other accursed den did you bring me to?

Will you now expose your flesh to me since the vice of alcohol no longer works?

Will you grant me gold in exchange for my soul?

Where is a place where I can purchase my musallah (prayer rug)? The time comes near where i must submit to the creator to shield me from the vice that eminates from you.

You there, good sir. Grant me one of these sticks so I can beat her for her insolence.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:48 No.18281644 File: 1331437728.jpg-(29 KB, 640x480, AH-HAHAHAHA.jpg) >>18281638 >Grant me one of these sticks so I can beat her for her insolence

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:50 No.18281667 >>18281498 >>18281580 I love you both! If I wasn't lurking on a kindle I'd be bitterly competing with our brilliant Drunk. Carryon you grand bastards!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:52 No.18281696 File: 1331437955.jpg-(51 KB, 500x281, tumblr_l5tsanX3fa1qzzh6g.jpg) >>18281638

Headmaster !!+6xiggzYGlm 03/10/12(Sat)22:53 No.18281711

(You sir, are a goddamn genius.)

"Unhand me whore of the Hebrew! What other accursed den did you bring me to?

Will you now expose your flesh to me since the vice of alcohol no longer works?

Will you grant me gold in exchange for my soul?

Where is a place where I can purchase my musallah The time comes near where I must submit to the creator to shield me from the vice that eminates from you.

You there, good sir. Grant me one of these sticks so I can beat her for her insolence."

The elderly man breaks out laughing. The woman spits out a curse and disappears. You let out a smile.

Victory is yours.

The old man has seemingly recovered from his fit of hilarity, and has now constrained himself to a few snickers.

"Let us see about that stick, young man. Come here and let me take your measurements."

>Give me a dice roll people. 1d100 for stereotypicality.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:53 No.18281715 >>18281638 You do not disappoint. >Ahahahahah.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:55 No.18281727 rolled 29 = 29 >>18281711 Dice for Allah, we shall work with whatever instrument he grants us in his divine wisdom and grace.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:55 No.18281729 rolled 50 = 50 >>18281711

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)22:56 No.18281739 rolled 63 = 63 >>18281711 I wonder if we could enchant our skeleton so that each individual bone functions as a wand on its own. 206 wands at once, bitches!

Headmaster !!+6xiggzYGlm 03/10/12(Sat)22:57 No.18281753

I am deeply sorry, my friends, but I must now depart. If any should like to continue the misadventures of Brave Hussein and his conquest of Magic Britain, let them archive this thread and I shall return tomorrow.

May the grace of Allah illuminate you always.

Drunk 03/10/12(Sat)22:58 No.18281775

A wand that looks like a scimitar, with the tail of a pheonix. Inscribed will be the words of the Koran.

2:193 “And fight them on until there is no more tumult or oppression, and let there prevail justice and faith in Allah; but if they cease, let there be no hostility except to those who practice oppression.

>>	Drunk 03/10/12(Sat)23:01 No.18281814 rolled 7 = 7 shit, forgot dice. not that it matters anyway.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:01 No.18281819 File: 1331438504.png-(237 KB, 1332x918, SELFUS EXPLODUS.png) >>18281753 Tomorrow it is.

>>	Drunk 03/10/12(Sat)23:02 No.18281825 rolled 17 = 17 >>18281753 It was fun, thanks. I look forward to it when I get sober.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:03 No.18281837 >>18281819 >that pic YES. YES.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:04 No.18281848 This thread went better than expected.

Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:08 No.18281884

The arabs used to have magic. The magic was a direct gift from Allah to his faithful, where anything that could be imagined was possible. Then the jews came. The jews sapped the magic from the land with their cursed presence. They performed sacrament to Satan, the very acts angering Allah. Allah told the Arabs to get rid of the jews from his holy lands. When they failed, Allah was angered even more. As punishment for their failures, magic was taken from the faithful. If only we can kill the jews and and force them from Arab soil, Allah will smile upon us, returning the magic, making the Arabs powerful once again!

We have been given a great boon, a taste of magic again so we, Chosen of Allah, can defeat the jews from within their corrupted western society! The jews shall rue the day they allowed one of Allah's faithful into their hidden school!

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:08 No.18281885 Archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18280701/ Vote here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=hogwarts+quest

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:09 No.18281890 This whole quest is incredibly offensive and I fucking love it.

>>	Anonymous 03/10/12(Sat)23:11 No.18281921 >>18281884 >onlyon4chan

>>	Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:01 No.18282448 >Be muslim >see this thread I'm just going to pour holy water over my screen [spoiler]muslims do not have things like holy water[/spoiler]

>>	Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:02 No.18282451 >>18282448 Admit it. You loved it.

>>	Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:06 No.18282499 >>18282451 so much misinformation but yeah, it was pretty damn funny

>>	Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)00:14 No.18282614 >>18282499 Very true- in home country, we would never settle with a ~12 inch twig-like wand to discipline our women. Western living has made Thale soft.

>>	Anonymous 03/11/12(Sun)01:56 No.18283954 >>18282499 My opinion? Next time you see the thread up get the hardest liquor you got. Take a drink every time you see misinformation and post a correction.

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