>>18294193
Time Stop, grab our supply of gummieBEARS, discipline the unruly cubs.

You're forgiven LG. Also, do we have a camera of some kind? This must be recorded for posterity.

>>18294210
Madoka and/or Nanoha were recording it with their devices

>implying you're actually Landing Gear
It looks like someone finished decoding the trip.

OP is a faggot, just in case.

>>18294193

Pick up both of them by the back of the neck.

Give them the mother's you lot are in trouble look before putting them back down.

>>18294193
Pick up the girls, give them The Look, and set them down to play with the teddy bears until the GummyBEARS wear off.

>>18294193
This is far too adorable, fake being defeated by the adorable mauling after that pick them up and point them at each other.

>>18294267
>>18294276
Also growl at them.

>>18294280
These seems the most amusing course of action.

Watch the adorable ness.
No need to join in the bear shenanigans yet

Theyre on you.
Scratching biting clawing and pawing.
Lucchinni tries to bite your arm as Sakura attempts to claw your torso.
Of course they don't do much damage beyond ruffling your clothes.
"Rawwwr~ :3"
"Roooarrrr~ >_<"

And then they did something completely unexpected.
They started licking you.


WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18294193

Turn them on each other.

Start taking bets on the most adorable cage match of all time.

>>18294329
"Nanoha? A little help?"

>>18294329
NOOOOOPE.
[x] CRAZY IVAN

"Okay, this just went from cute to weird."

>>18294329
This calls for a "Wut" of sheer befuddlement.

>>18294276
>>18294286
These

>>18294329
СКФЯН ШМФТ!
(crazy ivan)

>>18294329

This just went somewhere odd. Stand up, shake them off.

"That's weird. Normally by this point they've turned on something red and pretentious looking. Where can I find a Ron Burgundy stand-in on short..."

Then give Keima a ring.

>>18294329
Okay, that's enough of that. Pick them up, take them off of ourselves.
"Jakob, Theodore, some assistance please?"
Hopefully J has some Laplace time left.

>>18294329
Freeze up in panic, tears trickling out of the corners of your eyes, unsure of how to extricate yourself from this situation while leaving your girls emotionally stable and these girls physically unharmed. AND THEN NANOHA STEPS IN BECAUSE NUH-UH-UH YOU ARE NOT ALL UP ON MY MAN LIKE THAT.

>>18294360
That's what they were trying with Vita, man.

>>18294360
No, no, they already attacked Vita in her red dress as their Ron Burgundy.

>>18294329
If we still had Kraus I'd suggest tea cupping them but we don't. Grab each with one hand and aim them towards someone else, Nanoha, Ted, Jacob if need be, anywhere but us.

I think now we need to go BEAR mode and teach the cubs how to hunt burgundy's

>>18294346
>>18294358
You know, it's been a while.

Crazy Ivan.

>>18294378
>>18294374

I'll be totally honest: I don't really care how true that is, I just want to sick the pair on Keima to see how he reacts.

>>18294394
Yeah it would be awesome

>>18294394
That's fair, I guess.

>>18294390

No. We need to remain rational at this point.

>>18294390
Bear Mode is still unnecessary.

>>18294393
But what the Hell is Crazy Ivan supposed to DO in this situation?
You people keep using that phrase, and I don't think you know what it means.

>>18294390
That would probably end badly, let's hold off on the bear leaves for now and see if we can resolve this without resorting to them.

Ticklish tongues attack you wherever you had skin exposed.

"uhh Nanoha..." you say as you swing your face to keep Luchinni from it. "A little help please?"
You see her just standing there, watching, mirth evident in her eyes.
And then lucchinni found your ear.

WAT DO?

>>18294409
Generally the stupidest action possible is what people here use crazy Ivan for.

Personally I think getting Keima down here and having him eaten by cubs is a good plan

>>18294409
Crazy Ivan, as used is Strike Witches Quest, is basically SPAZZ THE FUCK OUT.

>>18294409
In previous uses in MSQ, a Crazy Ivan has resulted in a NOOOPE course of action. I was kinda disappointed, the first time.

>>18294416
Squirm, whimper, and moan. Blush as we try to hide the bulge starting to form.

>>18294416
THESE LITTLE BEARS REQUIRE IMMEDIATE REMOVAL. ENGAGE THE TIME STOP.

>>18294416
Just accept it, I guess. We don't want to hurt them, Nanoha isn't rescuing us... Not much we can do, right?

>>18294416
Teleport to behind Nanoha. Use her as a shield

>>18294416

Teleport.

About fifteen feet straight up.

Then saucer.

>>18294416
Grab the two little girls/cubs by the back of their clothes and lift them up and away from us.

First priority is to get them away from us in any kind of compromising position.

>>18294416
Acquire erection, be embarrassed.

>>18294416
Throw them at Nanoha, if she refuses to aid with the bears she shall suffer their embrace. We don't have Kraus so I'm not sure how limited our options currently are.

>>18294416
I like where this is going. I'll allow it.

>>18294416
Our ear? OUR WEAK SPOT. We are suddenly as putty in their... paws? Complete loss of ability to resist.

>>18294427

>>18294416
Well, if she won't stop this, she's the one who has to explain to the twins how she allowed this to happen.

>>18294427
Sounds like a plan!

>>18294470
Seconding this.
Though the twins will probably love watching the video of this

>>18294488
Hmmm, that's true. Erica will have learned our weak spot is our ear. Oh well, I guess it's only fair, since we know hers is her neck.

>>18294427
>>18294474
>>18294446
What the fuck is wrong with you people.

>>18294449
We can timestop, it's a power of the Time Watch, not our personal majaiks, unless I understand it entirely wrong.

Alright, I'm pretty sure that the 'get massive erection' guy is only one or two people. And hoping they're shooting for a bad end.

>>18294501
I am pretty sure you are right.
These girls are little sister not swag pile

>>18294499
Timestop removes the embarrassing situation though

>>18294501
I'm only this one:
>>18294460

I'm under the distinct impression that you have a confirmation bias making you think that your opposition is samefagging.

>crazy ivan

Her tongue assaults your ear, sending electricity directly into your brain.
Sakura moves up to join her.
"Rawwwmmpgh~ :p"
"Roooar~ ^_^"

"NOOOOOOOOOPE!" you try and find something, anything to help you.
Unfortunately Kraus is busy, and your folio is on the blanket a few meters away.

'YOU MUST BEAR BECOMING BEAR TO FIGHT BEAR.' the lesson of the other night clear in your mind.

"Okay, enough of this." you say as you pull them off you.
You then give the most ferocious roar you can.
"ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!"

They stop squirming in your arms and just look at you fascinated, heads tilted to one side.
You do it again.
"ROOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRR!!"
"Rawr!~ ^_^"
"Roar!~ :3" They respond.

You put them back on the ground and try to point them away from you, but they instead decide to just cuddle.
"Rawr!~ :3"
"Roar!~ ^_^"

"Eh, what the hell." you say as you sit on the grass and just let them do as they please.

>>18294519
Ignore the two cuddling roaring bear children in front and calmly sip a cup of tea as if nothing happened just then.

I haven't been in a quest-thread since we stormed the fudge keep and agreed to date Nanoha. Has anything big happened since then? A quick bullet-point list of events would be great. It's just kinda hard to keep up with them all.

>>18294512
That's the idea.

>>18294519
Plainly, we need to keep the watch in a pocket, not the folio.

>>18294512
To be fair, I'm also agreeing, but he has a point. Swag candidate or not, tongues being stuck in ears is a fast way for things to start going into autopilot. It's one of those STOP IT, BONER moments that everyone gets.

>>18294519
D'awww little sister cubs. I hope nobody noticed that our ears are our weak spot.

>>18294538
Sorta lots too much to summarize here quickly, you really need to catch up.

Skimming it basically we are still captaining the HMS Swagtanic and charging full steam ahead into a massive pile of girls

>>18294535
Seconding this. We must be unflappable.

>>18294539
I thought we did generally but it is the weekend and not a situation where we expect we need it, so it goes into the folio with everything else we don't need at the moment

>>18294543
I dare say Nanoha noticed, she is disturbingly good at picking up things like that after all...

>>18294538
Not much. Hina showed up and is now part of the harem (I think), she made us break down on Keima and decide to get therapy from Adult Shinji Ikari, and we got a bunch of stuff for the girls for White Day.
Also, Suiseiseki and Suoseiseki have shown up and are looking for mediums. Consensus seems to be on Desu going to Hina but Boku is undecided.

There you were, sitting on the grass with Sakura in your lap and Lucchinni hanging off your back.
The other girls return to sitting to the blanket to continue eating.
Nanoha's Device, now in a small sphere form, flies around you, obviously taking pictures.

You stand up with the two cubs still clinging on to you, and make your way back to the picnic.

WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18294553
so unflappable others must flap in order balance the universe

>>18294574
No, she's about one day away from being in the harem.

>>18294581
>dat ass
>dat Yoshika plush
I want both.

>>18294581
Drink tea, feed Sakura and Lucchini since they don't seem like they'd be capable of it themselves at the moment.

>>18294581
Sip tea as if nothing at all were unusual. Reflect briefly on the long-term impact your existence will likely have on these developing girls and how they view relationships in the future.

>>18294581
Entirely as >>18294583 suggests.

We have some tea.

>>18294581
See if we have some honey cakes or something to distract the cubs with.

Ask Nanoha if she enjoyed the show

>>18294581
Sip tea, shoot Nanoha a pointed look and just shake our head in disapproval. Feed the two girls hanging off of us.

>>18294581
We sip milk tea as the unflappable butler of the German tradition we are.
Occasionally pass the cubs some strawberries to eat, wipe their mouths with a napkin, and make light conversation with the non-BEARed girls.

>>18294581

Plot our revenge silently.

Keep all outward appearances pleasant, and reveal NOTHING of the super-villain born in our heart of hearts.

Or just wait for White day, keep smiling and being nice, and let them feel like total assholes for this when we rock their fucking worlds with our great gifts and profound insights.

>>18294617
This. Nanoha missed out on being hand-fed by us by not helping. I hope it was worth it.

>>18294606
I dare say they will think they had the best big brother figure ever, who generally spoiled them and looked out for them where necessary.

We totally need to do some chocolate pancakes for Luchinni for white day now

Do we have our Aviators of NGAF cause if so we should put those on and continue entertaining the girls.

>>18294630
Yes, but that means they'll measure any future men against us, since we're serving in a paternal/fraternal role. Their awesome, protective, caring, sweet, generous big bro who was LITERALLY COVERED IN WOMEN. What man will ever suffice?

>>18294634
In our folio I dare say.

Surprised Erica hasn't found them yet really but I suppose that she looks for sweet instead of random junk in our bag

>>18294641
That's not our problem. Though it is a bit sad.

>>18294570
What worries me is what she's going to do with that information. Pretty much anything but sitting on it is going to cause some kind of problem for us.

>>18294641
Quite frankly, if they CAN'T measure up to us, I don't want them dating our little-sister-surrogates.
I see no problem with setting the bar high.

>>18294641
None, which is how we want it.
We shall mark the dimensions with our swag and awesome

You sit down beside Nanoha and pour yourself some tea, acting as if you didnt have 2 girls weighing you down.

"Sooo? Enjoy the show?" you ask Nanoha.
"It was really funny. I didn't know your ear was ticklish." she says wit ha laugh as she pats Sakura's head.
"Don't let Erica know." you tell her from behind your cup.
You look around you and find the tin of gummyBEARS on the blanket, finding it half empty.
"Max, really shouldn't just be handing these out." you say.
"But they're fun!" Nanoha tells you in protest.
"Only if little girls ate them... Can you Imagine Mike eating these?"
"That would be scary..." she agrees.

>>18294641
They'll either try to join when they're old enough, or be going after our sons when THEY'RE old enough.

>>18294658
"Not to mention the other night, when Erica got into them."

>>18294658
We need to figure out way to command the cubs to attack Mike.

Would loveto see that

>>18294669
>going after our sons
Oh god. They'll pounce on our sons as cougars right when our sons hit the age we were when they met us. I hope they try to transition into the harem instead, honestly.

>>18294658

We should probably point out hat the first time we had one, we punched a tree in half.

>>18294658
"I will ask Max to be a little more careful with handing out Bear Leaf candies. At the very least, letting people know about their effects.
"It was NOT a pretty sight what happened after Erica found a few that I had been keeping for study."

>>18294641
This is a good thing. It makes it less likely that Mike well ever have to actually hide bodies for us.

>>18294669
Well Luchinni is meant to be 13 isn't she? So another two years and she would be right age.

Sakura is like 9 so she has about 6-7 years before she is old enough

>>18294682
"Fun, but messy."

>>18294694
Unless Luchinni tries to get into the Young Harem program with Nanoha.

>>18294703
That too

>>18294684

"Hey Mike, I need your help."
"Proper body disposal?"
"Yes actually."
"...wait, what?"
"Somebody didn't appreciate the fact that Sakura meant 'no' last night."
"So you killed him?"
"Not yet."
"Good, because I want in on this."

>>18294703
But we're in agreement that Sakura is too young, right? Double digits bare minimum, ideally teens before we even let them into the Young Harem program?

>>18294720
I would say 12 and very mature, because thats what Nanoha was.

Sakura or Luchinni I would say not until they are 15

"I really should talk to Max about giving these out. He should tell people what they did at the very least." you tell her "I hope you don't mind if I hang onto these for you."
"Sure. I don't want Erica finding them."
"She already did mine..."
"What happened?" she asks you.

>>18294720
I wholeheartedly agree to that.
As for Sakura herself, I'd prefer to keep her as a little sister.

>>18294720
You remember high school, right? How young was too young for you when you were 16?

>>18294729
We woke up to a destroyed room.
Salmon, honeyed apples and berries spread everywhere.

That was partly why we redecorated

>>18294720

I think teens for the 'trial membership' Nanoha's doing would be fair. We don't sample the goods unless they're either of age or within a year or so of ours, whichever comes first.

On that note, I don't think that disclaimer has ever been added before. Fucking Time Travel.

>>18294729
"My room looked like a typhoon had gone through it, there was honey and smoked salmon everywhere, and all of the honeyed apples I had been saving were gone."

>>18294735
anyone still in primary

>>18294729
"I honestly don't remember. Ursula and I also ate one for self defense and we all awoke with the room in utter disarray."

>>18294735
divide by 2 add 7.
It's a good rule to stand by

>>18294744
Well 15-16 is ok to sample the goods but only if they want to.

We are a proper classy gentleman and we let the ladies lead on that subject

>>18294729
I don't remember much of it but I woke up with a fresh salmon, caked in honey, my room was trashed to an absurd degree and me and the twins were nursing vicious headaches.

>>18294720
Sound reasonable.

>>18294729

"I have no idea. But the room was a completely wrecked afterwards."

Am I the only one who gets nervous when he posts a pic like that?

>>18294793
Nope. We play this cool or, well.

"We woke up to a destroyed room. It was like Godzilla, a drunk rugby team and a typhoon had a party in it." you tell her..
"Salmon, honeyed apples and berries spread everywhere. One of my bikes stuck in the ceiling. That was partly why we redecorated."
"Oh. Well, you really should keep those away from her then." She says with a cute smile.

You continue talking to the girls as you eat.
Occasionally stopping to feed Sakura and Lucchinni some strawberries.
"Do I also have to become a bear to have you do that for me?" Nanoha asks.

>>18294793
Would it really be any less scary if it said FRIENDSHIP?

>>18294760

Didn't mean to imply otherwise. Just saying there should be a 'too young to fuck' line, just in case we get someone else like Nanoha trying to ride the Swagtanic.

>>18294807
No, but if you end up as cute as these two do it might help

>>18294807
"Well, if you saved me from them before, maybe they wouldn't be all over me right now."

Tease the shit out of her.

>>18294807
"Of course not. You just need to brave these little cubs to come to my side."

>>18294807

"All you have to do is ask. And promise not to eat any of those gummies."

"No seriously, the thought of someone as powerful as you eating one of these and flipping out is terrifying."

>>18294808
With Nanoha? Not in the slightest.

>>18294807
Think briefly, "Well, if you really want to, I suppose, but nah, c'mere."

What's Madoka make of all this, any way?

>>18294807
"No, just help me when I'm being molested. Since you didn't, not today."
She'll pout, but we'll just do it on her birthday or white day anyways.

>>18294807
Of course you don't, open your mouth and say "aaah". I also want you to avoid these things, you are a danger to large cityscapes, I'm terrified of what bear Nanoha would do.

>>18294830
It seems people don't use powers in bear mode though.

Cause Sakura is powerful enough to flatten a building and Luchinni could suplex a tank

>>18294830
>>18294840
Bears don't shoot beams, so we're safe there. I'd worry about unarmed fighters with them though.

>>18294853
Right. Someone like Amazoness or Gai would be a nightmare to have to handle.

>>18294853
>>18294840
Hehe
Tell her to open her mouth and say Aaah

Throw a gummy BEAR in there

>>18294860
Ok now that you mentioned Kamen BEAR I want to see it
Amazoness would largely be the same just roars instead of broken translator English

>>18294861
We've had enough bears for one day, I couldn't bear another incident, it'd be just plain grizzly.

>>18294875
> just plain grizzly
That pun was unbearable.

>>18294875
Ok I can bear to wait until another time.

We should do it when Sakura is around though because she would probably like to see the effect

>>18294874

Am I the only one who sees Gai becoming sort of Zen about the whole experience?

Just sort of sitting there and looking around, and you can only tell he's tripping balls because he's growling instead of going 'hmmm'.

>>18294903
> Gai becoming sort of Zen
Yes, I can see that. Finding the tallest rock and then just sitting there.

>>18294903
Of course he would be. Right up until something red showed up.

"Well, if you saved me from them before, maybe they wouldn't be all over me right now." you say with a chuckle.
She pouts.
"I was just kidding." you say as you dip a strawberry in cream and feed it to her.

The picnic went extremely well with everyone, even if two of the guests thinking they were cubs, enjoying themselves.

You hear people walking around the gym.
"Where could she have gone?" someone says.

>>18294931
ohboyherewego.jpg

This is going to be the other witches, isn't it.

>>18294931
Do we recognize the voice? If not, let the keep coming.

>>18294931
This will be Trude, MEEYAFOOJEE or Perrinne.
Trude because it is her job to keep an eye on her MEEYAFOOJEE because she is her friend and Perrinne because she was ordered to

>>18294931

>Someone's coming.

Should we try to hide the fact that people are apparently hooking up kids with hallucinogens?

>>18294931
Either instructors looking for Yuki, or it's the Witches looking for Lucchinni.
Probably Trude or Mio.

>>18294953

>Looking for Yuki

Oh Shit.

That's not something I even considered.

>>18294952
Nah Max did that.

>>18294972
Except Yuki should still be with the director doing their little data dump / debug thing

>>18294985
Or back in the library

>>18294931
You look to see Trude walk around the corner followed by Keima in his female form.
No wait. It wasn't Keima. It's Perrinne.
"There you are Luchinni!" Trude says as she picks up her pace and heads towards your group.
"We still have to complete your transfer forms!"

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18294993
Except she may be looking around since we got a 100 on the "convince her to come check the world outside the library" roll

>>18295008
Watch.

>>18295008
"She's a bit out of it at the moment. She and Sakura got into some of my alchemical supplies. I'm keeping them safe and calm here until they settle out of it."

>>18294985

You know, it was mentioned that the other Yuki was sort of a temporary thing.

How badly do you think Hayate's going to freak out if the Director just decided to off her and absorb her memories, since that's apparently happened before.

>>18295008
"Zucchini is unfortunately not in any condition to be doing anything that requires sentience, for the moment."

>>18295008
Wave
Hi Trude. Luchinni stumbled into us having a picnic and then ate some candies given out by one of the instructors so long story short she thinks she is a bear right now.

The only reason she is sitting here quietly is she thinks I am also a bear

>>18295024
Yeah, and the books she was reading didnt help.
Little Prince was about a boy that knew he had to 'die'
Pinocchio was about someone wanting to become real.

She may not know she's a construct, but something inside her does.

>>18295023
let's say "majaikal candy an instructor was giving out" rather than "my alchemical supplies"

>>18295008
Trude, Perrine lovely to see you again. I'm sorry to say that Luchinni is a tad indisposed, she and Sakura had a bit too much fun and neither will be any use for a while. Would you care for some tea and strawberries while we wait for them to come to?

>>18295008
"Ms. Barkhorn, I would not recommend approaching Lucchinni right now. She is currently under the effects of a hallucinogenic effect, and believes she is a bear."

We should at least giver her fair warning.

>>18295008

Make popcorn, enjoy the show.

Explain what happened after the initial confusing exchange. "Max thought it would be funny to hand out these gummies without explaining what they are. She's stuck like this until it wears off, I'm just trying to contain the situation."

>>18295024
They mentioned she kept her around instead of just absorbing her.

And in the side story bit she decided to observe the anomaly

>>18295024
But the blurb about the Director said something about "observation" I think she's gonna let Yuki off for now.

>>18295040
I find that extremely sad. We must save her.

>>18295051
>>18295053

I know it might go somewhere else this time, but it seems to have happened before.

Just sort of a thought.

>>18295060
Not JUST because you want another set of twins, right?

>>18295060

There's also the fact that we're apparently the first ones to treat her like people.

Everyone else just sort of held her at arms length.

>>18295075
Of course not. She's a sweet girl, and one we could consider a friend at this point.
We don't let our friends just get disappeared like that.

>>18295075
The director's not into us, that fork is. If she's assimilated, the director will have those feelings again. In her case, it's either/or, not both.

>>18295075

On this particular topic, I think it's fair to say we're in solid 'white knight' territory.

>>18295008
"She's a bear right now."

and then feed her strawberry in front of everyone

>>18295095
She can absorb the feelings and memories without absorbing her so we can have both

>>18295086
Well trainees would respect/fear her since they thought she was the Director.
And the few staff watching over her, might jsut treat her at facevalue as a construct.
I think Mike and the Library staff are the ones taht warm up to her.

>>18295086
Most people don't have a chance to. She turns into a quivering wreck or runs like hell if you even try to say hello.

>>18295113
Seems to get along with Mike ok though.

>>18295113
Not necessarily, we did come on a bit strong. She got on with Jakob and Ted okay when they first encountered her. Okay, they're basically talking animals, but still.

>>18295136
That's because she knows he's staff, and has either
1) Interacted with him in previous "incarnations", or
2) Been programmed to be courteous to the various trainer, handlers, and other staff.

>>18295136
The Director probably introduced them. Otherwise, I'd say a gorilla would probably make Yuki freak out. Gorillas aren't small and cute like bunnies.

>>18295145
>>18295136
Maybe she's okay with talking animals in general?

>>18295156
I had that thought just after I hit submit.

You hand Lucchinni another strawberry that she happily accepts.
"Ms. Barkhorn, I would not recommend approaching Lucchinni right now." you tell Trude, "She is currently under the effects of a hallucinogenic effect, and believes she is a bear."
"No, I'm not." Lucchinni says from behind you.
"Then why are you hanging off my back?" you ask her.
"Because it's comfy."
"Yeah!" Sakura says from your lap.

"You. Come with me." Trude says as she pulls Lucchinni off you, Perrine just watches a few meters away.
"I don't wanna!" The little Italian objects.
"Finish that paperwork, or I'm sending you back home in a crate of nails." Trude tells her as she drags her off.
Perrine lingers a while longer looking at your direction and hurriedly follows after them.

BEAR HAS WORN OFF.
LUCCHINNI KIA.

WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18295174
Smile and wave at Perrine as she leaves. In-character all we know is that she's tsundere and kissed our cheek. We don't know what future-us did to her.

rolled 61 = 61

>>18295174
Blow a kiss at her as she leaves.

>>18295174
work on an aging potion for lucchinni. i dunno what it is but her as an adult is just... damn

rolled 72 = 72

>>18295174
Wave the Witches goodbye.
"So, Sakura, another cup of tea?"

I suppose Nanoha will now siddle up beside us so we can hand-feed her.

>>18295193
Not the best plan in front of Nanoha

>>18295184
Sounds like a good plan

>>18295198
It's Italian. Dark-skinned Italian women are fucking smoking, same as Latinas and Brazilians.

>>18295174
Strike up a conversation with Madoka. I don't believe we know much about her at present.

>>18295174
Continue to feed Sakura and Nanoha. Thank the heavens that Bear Leaves had a minimum of damage aside from Nanoha knowing to go for the ears. Smile and wave happily to Perrine. Given that we're at a picnic outside play a happy song on our violin, we've got to stay sharp and we've got a willing audience.

>>18295174
PERSPECTIVE SHIFT TO PERRINNE!

>>18295198
Italians man
Dem italians

There was the melmo candies that Nanoha took though

Ask Sakura if she feels any side effects from the bears and how long she has actually been back to normal

>>18295206
its majaik all on its own

>>18295174

How long have we been doing this picnic thing?

If it outlasted a bear cycle, we might be an hour or two in.

>>18295211
Yeah we should get to know her more, she is one of our girlfriends friends and has seemed nice so far

>>18295225
It could be the massive amount of sugar and the younger girls processed it faster.

>>18295174
You give Perrine a smile and a wave as she hurries to catch up with Trude waiting for her.
Trude looks back at her and you, and then sends you a mental message.
'We will have to talk later, there is much to discuss.'
'Of course, anytime.' You answer her.
The three witches disappear from sight.

The picnic went on a bit more after that, with the girls enjoying the company and conversation, and Vita steadily shoveling food.
Before long, the sun begins to set and they excuse themselves.
"Bye Hayate." Sakura says with a wave as she runs off dragging Madoka.
"Thanks for the grub." Vita says.
"We're off to do some more training." Nanoha tells you.
"Don't blow up something important, okay." you tell her with a laugh.
"O-of course not!" she says, before she and Vita also walk away.


PICNIC DONE. IT'S EVENING NAO.
WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18295211
Thirding. We know that Sakura and Nanoha came from worlds similar to ours. Let's get to know Madoka a bit better.

>>18295258
Stretch. We've been in the same position with a girl on our back for a while now.

>>18295258
Oh, right, we have that date with Erica tonight.
Any ideas on where to take her?

Kraus sounds like he's still at it with the Rozen sisters, so I don't think we can depend on backup from him.

>>18295258
Locate Erica. Hopefully, Trude has too much other shit to do to be needing her right now. We have a date to go on.

>>18295258
See what the twins are up to?
Go tell Keima we had the most adorable yet weirdest fucking encounter ever

Copypasta To do list (with completed items removed):

See Ryuu about making new potions, including BEARMODE potion, from scratch and mention we think it is time we tried fiddling around with that, also mention we might have another good alchemy student for him
Continue to pursue Yuki, library rendezvous
Work with Hina on her fear of heights, maybe get her some accessories to aid in combat(air hike/slow fall)
Consider an appropriate milf to add to the bureau/harem(?)
Hang out with Max(?)
----Shopping----
We only have about 4 days to get our things ready for white day so we'd better get onto it next thread.
Consider birthday present for Nanoha, possibly paintball gun+Molotov rounds
we still need to get our hands on a Grand Piano for classy entertaining.

>>18295258
Ask Kraus if he is available. If so, time to put on the Ritz for our date this evening.

>>18295286
Don't forget the date with Erica. That's tonight.

>>18295291
Duly noted.

>>18295277
>>18295275

We could take her to Luna.

You know the restaurant we've been battered away from by trolls we've been wanting to do.

>>18295286
I think we should consider substituting an upright piano, as it would work better with the floor plan of our pad. And the sound is still ok.

>>18295302
Yeah, I rather like that idea.

>>18295286
Seen Yuki, we are going to show her around later.

Got the accessories for Hina

Got our white day supplies just need to make things ( chocolate pancakes for Luchinni? Cat shaped? )

>>18295302
Oh, not a bad idea! We will need reservations. Probably should mentalate Kraus about setting that up.

>>18295302
Hmm...do we want to go to Luna with Erica, or with Ursula tomorrow night?

>>18295206
>>18295198
Gentlemen, this will be worth the wait.

>>18295258
We've got a date for Erica this evening so that's a priority, we should probably retrieve Kraus first thing and take her to Luna afterwards. If it's like 6 or so and we want to take her out to a late 7:30 - 8 dinner I suggest learning some more potion making from Ryu.

>>18295309
Yeah but a grand piano has much more class to it.

We are expanding the room as well

>>18295309

We could also consider a electronic key-board, if space and portability are an issue.

We can always get fancy later.

Plus, with a keyboard we can play ALL THE HITS OF THE 80'S

>>18295320
Hnnng. We will fucking wreck her someday. She even already knows our weak spot. Our balls will be empty for weeks.

>>18295302
Definitely. I don't think it'd be a problem if we picked up Nanoha's locket on the way.

>>18295336
I threw up a little in my mouth.

>>18295336
A fine jest.

>>18295315
Truncated those things on my list, as we've yet to actually do parts of them.

>>18295320
got anymore?

>>18295336
The problem with that is that ladies can't really drape themselves on an electronic key-board. Not and have it still be useable.

Alright, I think we should give Nanoha some chocolates or something for White Day, and save the locket for her Birthday.

Lets take her somewhere fun.
Like a MR.POTATOHEAD's FRIED POTATO PALACE.
She'd go apenuts

I think that Luna would be nice for Ursula, Erica might like it as well but I think somewhere Irish for her, they share a love of potatoes after all

>>18295357
Hell no. She'll be shipped off to field training before then. We need to give her the locket on White Day so that she has it when she's away from us to remember that we love her.

>>18295361
this

>>18295356
Let us get a keytar with a gun in it.

>>18295356

Fair point.

>>18295361
>>18295363

This is a good point.

>>18295357
Agreed, the locket is birthday material and would stick out a bit compared to the rest of our white day gifts

>>18295356
He only suggested it as a temporary solution anyways. It'll do for a short time.

>>18295366
Her birthday is the next day after white day, you know.

>>18295366

Her birthday is like the day after White day, according to past threads.

>>18295377
Because she is leaving. The idea is we need to give it to her before she starts field training.

>>18295381
Oh

Guys. GUYS.
Just a thought.
Erica's dress will be a frilly white and gold one.
If she finds the ring while she's wearing that. We might be fucked

>>18295382
She isn't necessarily leaving for a long time yet. We still have to make that decision.

And her birthday is literally the day after white day

>>18295382
That's meta-knowledge.
I don't know why LG allowed this in the first place.

Hayate doesn't know that she will be gone for subjective 4 years.

>>18295392
She won't

>>18295381
Fair enough.

>>18295355
I'm more of a Minnafag, but adult Zucchini is really something else.

>>18295404
He knows she will be leaving for field training. Even WE don't know exactly how long.

>>18295392
Nah. She's reasonable enough to handle our explanation, although she might troll us about it.

>>18295404
The 4 years thing is metaknowlege, but Hayate thinks that she's going to be gone for a few weeks at least for field training. The point remains that she'll be gone for a while. Hayate fucking knows that. He just doesn't realize how long it will be on her end.

>>18295404
He did because of the massive repeated shitstorms over Nanoha being our girlfriend

>>18295404
It doesn't even have to be 4 years
Fucks sake LG himself said it is determined by us therefore it can be a few weeks to 4 years can we stop acting like this is set in stone already?

>>18295404
>That's meta-knowledge.
No it's not. Mike said in the very beginning the length of training periods for Basic, Advanced, and Field Training. We know that Nanoha is already well into the Advanced Class, so we know IC that she'll be going into Field Training much earlier than us, and we won't see her too much when that happens since she's not part of our team.

>>18295431
Exactly. All we know is that it will be more than a few days, and Hayate will, as a result, want to send a memento with her.

>>18295356
But they CAN still drape themselves over us.

REVISED TO-DO LIST:

Erica Date (Today)
Camping trip (Sunday)
Therapy session (Monday)
Ursula Date (Monday)
White Day (Wednesday)
Nanoha B-day (Thursday)
See Ryuu about making new potions, including BEARMODE potion, from scratch and mention we think it is time we tried fiddling around with that, also mention we might have another good alchemy student for him
Continue to pursue Yuki
Pursue Zucchini (?)
Pursue Perrine (?)
Work with Hina on her fear of heights
Figure out a way to get the watch fully repaired
Consider an appropriate milf to add to the bureau/harem(?)
Hang out with Max(?)
----Shopping----
Prepare for White Day
Consider birthday present for Nanoha, possibly paintball gun+Molotov rounds
we still need to get our hands on a Grand Piano for classy entertaining.

>>18295445
Camping trip is next weekend.

>>18295431
I think we should drop it altogether. The original point is moot because she's not going anywhere in the 1 day delay we're considering for giving her the locket.

>>18295445
The camping trip is NEXT Sunday, same with the therapy session. Today is Sunday.

You pack up and get ready for your date.
Jakob, now in his smaller form finds you, and he and Ted walk along as you head out into the quad.

You reach out to Erica,
'So. Ready to head out?' you ask her.
'Wait, I'll be ready in a few minutes. I'll meet you by the gates.'

**GIVE ME A ROLL**
1d3


>>18295404
It wasnt an assured situation.
Im still checking off the long term nanoha route.
What happens later as with all the girls will depend on your interaction with them

>>18295450
>>18295452
My mistake.

>>18295452
Therapy was rescheduled already. I think it's Friday or Saturday now.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18295456
wheee

rolled 1 = 1

>>18295456
Rollan

>>18295445
We need to see the doctor about getting the watch fixed since we know where and when to go just we can't get there yet.

Zuchinni is going to be like Sakura until she is at least a bit older, she will probably be good friends with her though

We DO need to hang out with max and get some harem tips though

rolled 3 = 3

>>18295456
Wait, is this about if she's already wearing the dress Sakura picked for her?

rolled 2 = 2

>>18295456
Rolling for what she's wearing?

rolled 2 = 2

>>18295456
Uh oh.

rolled 1 = 1

>>18295463
"night of the day after the camping trip" meaning monday night.

>>18295345
>>18295349
Hey you two, we're living just to find emotion, hiding somewhere in the night. We've got our back against the record machine, can't you see what I mean? Just don't leave your suitcase of memories, because here's just another ordinary day. We'll be gone in a day or two, but for now we're just livin' on a prayer that we'll be together forever and never to part.

DON'T STOP
BELIEVIN'
HOLD ON TO THAT FEELIN'.

>>18295469
Seeing the Doctor is pretty much out of the question right now considering that he's not here.
The only intelligent course of action is to ask Mike to give us a heads-up when the Doctor is back.
His sign said 2 years, which could our 2 years or his 2 years which might be our 2 days or 4 years.

Constantly going down to Medical to see if he's back yet is just a waste of time and means getting into range of Frank every time.

>>18295487
Have you ever heard it on a REAL piano though? Twenty times better, I assure you.

>>18295487
I think Journey is one of the shittiest, most over-rated bands I've ever heard.

>Since going to Ryuu was mentioned, I'm going to go ahead and repost this from the 'waiting for quest' thread.

We should ask Ryuu about the sex-change potion.

Not as a 'hey, I wanna play with that'.

Think about it for a second: All the potions we've got so far are pretty simple: magic lube, rebounder, cure light wounds, liquid boom.

He made a potion that changes somebody to the opposite gender, and knowing even a little bit about human biology should throw up like a million flags about how complex a change like that is.

And he made it so that it would later CHANGE THEM BACK. At a pre-determined time, and an expiration date.

We should ask him about it, because yeah, whatevs, gender-swap, but the sheer amount of shit that went into making something that complex is staggering from the way we see things.

>>18295526

Also, that sort of step by step 'you're amazing' might get him to show us his secrets.

Maybe not, and we won't be angling for it, but maybe.

>>18295526
And also, GENDER SWAP. BOHOHOHOHOHO.

>>18295543
Yes, but the point is we don't say it like that, damnit.

>>18295543

Well, duh, shenanigans.

But at the same time there's like a hundred valid questions we could put into that.

You arrive at the gates to find Erica wearing a gorgeous black dress.
"you look amazing." you tell her.
"T-thanks." she says with a blush. "Ursula picked this out for me."

ACTION TO TAKE?

>>18295559
swoon

>>18295559
Okay, if she's dressed like that? Luna. And can we bring the dapper down to a slightly more casual dapper? Lose the jacket, but keep the waistcoat or something?

>>18295559

Take her to Luna, on our Bike.

I know people said casual, but if she's dressed all fancy-like we're taking of the kid gloves.

>>18295566
This yes.

>>18295559
Offer her our arm, and walk towards town.

Shit, we should have gotten reservations this morning, now we're going to have to scramble for a place we can get into and that will do Erica's dress justice.

Mentillate to Kraus, ask him if he's done.

>>18295559
Romance the shit out of her.

>>18295559
"Well, she has excellent taste."

>>18295569
>>18295567
>>18295566
>>18295563

Sudden horrible thought: We're probably going to crush all good-will from this date with our 'death by frills' plan.

Should we consider reigning it in just a little bit?

>>18295559
Romance her, stare deeply into her eyes, kiss her full on and tell her she's beyond beautiful. Dapper up, offer her our arm and take her to town.

>>18295579
NOPE.

Just remember: all the times she forced us to crossdress.

>>18295579
Maybe just make it a one day thing and pick a nicer, understated dress or suit for the other two

>>18295579
Nope, she likes dressing us up in embarrassing clothing she can take it in return.

Plus we'll take her on more dates like this one.

>>18295579
This is more the apology before we do the Very Mean Thing, instead of doing it after.

>>18295579
Let's see what Sakura picked out first, and we can tone it down as necessary.
It's still gotta conform to Mike's modified dress code, after all.

>>18295579
Not in the slightest. The frills are VENGEANCE. For something. Maybe the "everyone actually knows you're a dude" prank when we went to the SWQ dimension

>>18295497
I guess a baby grand

Is all we need.

>>18295602
Mike said it had to match the uniform colors, and Sakura's doing that.

>>18295579
Worse problem:
If we start the bet tomorrow (Monday), she'll still be wearing it for the White Day party (Wednesday).
I think we should go
Monday: Death by Frills
Tuesday: Death by Frills
Wednesday: Suit to nearly out dapper Hayate

>>18295617
Sounds good to me

>>18295617
I like this.

>>18295617
Love it.

>>18295617
Sounds acceptable.

>>18295617
Alternate idea: I don't recall the 3 days needing to be consecutive. We can let her have white day off, then drop the 3rd day on her whenever we want.

Okay, guys, tomorrow, let's not half-ass preparations again, and make sure to get a restaurant and reservation lined up for Ursula's date by noon, rather than 5 minutes before meeting her at the gates.

As it is, we need Kraus to call ahead at Luna for us, and make a reservation.

>>18295655
That... is an excellent point.

If she asks why we chose 'death by frills' her, tell her it's payback for embarrassing us.

If she wants to know for what..."My dear, do you really think me petty enough to itemize wrong-doings? No, keeping score is for people who might lose the game."

>>18295668
Also, I can only hope that Hayate has already asked the Devices for the birthdays of the girls, so that he knows he needs to get a birthday party for Nanoha ready.
I mean, do we even have a theme picked out? Who's going to attend?
If she has plans, or if we should set up a surprise party?

For a Butler, we've been very lax in our preparations, depending on Kraus and Jakob to pick up the slack for us.

>>18295655

Seconding this.

>>18295559
"And it fits you so well."
You offer her your arm and the two of you head out to town.
On the way there, you can see her fiddling with the dress, as if uncomfortable in it.
"You okay?" you ask
"I'm just not too used being so dressed up."
you top walking and look her in the eyes.
"Don't worry. You look incredibly beautiful"
And you kiss her.
This takes her embarrassment away, and she smiles that beautiful carefree smile.
"Of course I'm incredible. I always am."
You continue walking until you arrive in town

WAT NOW OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18295698
To Luna!

>>18295698

Lie, blackmail, bribe, and murder if must be.

Get us into Luna.

>>18295698
Internally, damage control mode.
Because, fuck, we need to call ahead to Luna about reservations for two in about 5 minutes.

>>18295698
To Luna, if we don't have a reservation we can always find a way, call them up and check, worst happens we time stop, fiddle with the books and make it work, or we make a note to our future self to make sure this works.

>>18295701
>>18295705
Also inquire re: birthday, if we don't already know. Contact Nanoha to find out her's, as well.

>>18295617
I like that.

>>18295715

>time travel

We need to start keeping a book of 'shit to remember to do in the past, some-time in the future.'

We also need it labeled as such, if only to utterly confuse the shit out of anybody trying to snoop.

'Kraus' you call out to your partner 'Can you get us into LUNA?'
'OKAY COCKFACE. LET ME TRY AND CONTACT IT.'
'DO YOU NEED ME THERE WITH YOU?' he asks

>>18295729
March 3?, 20XX BST: Kiss Erica by the castle (Perrine???)

March 4, 20XX BST: Make reservation for 2 for the 10th @ Luna

I can't particularly think of anything else, though.

>>18295740
'No, I think I'll be okay once we can get in.'

Shit, what about dress code? Erica should be fine, but are we in our butler uniform or school uniform?

>>18295740
I don't think I'll need you for this. I can't think of why I'd need to fight in a restaurant.

>>18295750
march 3 is also Hina's birthday. But you've not met each other by then

>>18295751
You are in your school uniform

>>18295740
"Well, if you aren't otherwise busy, but I think we should be okay."

>>18295740

"Should be fine once I'm in."

>>18295751

>Dress Code

Fuck me, didn't even think about that.

We should be in our uniform for school, and I'd say it looks enough like a fancy suit to let it slide.

>>18295765
Have J bring Kraus's ass over then. We need appropriate attire.

>>18295765
This could be a problem.

Have Kraus check the dress code, see if he can remotely change our uniform into a nice suit.

>>18295765
Ok, I'm changing my answer from don't need you to I don't need you for your abilities but I don't have a proper suit. We need appropriate attire for this restaurant.

>>18295765
Yeah we need a suit about ten minutes ago

>>18295762
I was mainly just taking a guess at the date for that last night we were in the SWQ dimension.

However, we'll have to plan a belated birthday, once we know we missed it. She's a nice girl, after all.

>>18295783
Same here.
Guy from >>18295751
If we're only in our school uniform, we need something that's appropriate to what Erica is wearing.

>>18295778
J and Ted are with you.

GUYS! GUYS! PICOLLO'S STORE.

>>18295805
Then why aren't we riding a dapper tyrannosaur into town?

>>18295805
Write down in notebook, leave clean, properly dressed suit at location X at time Y.

>>18295805

Could we teleport to the dorm and-

NO, WAIT.

ASK KRAUS IF HE CAN DO THE HUMAN FORM THING AND CATCH UP TO US.

We don't know in character, and this would be a great time to find out.

>>18295815
That can work.
>in b4 we end up in a fancier dress than Erica

>>18295830

And we've been pushing for a chance to ask that question for a while now.

>>18295831
We try to specify we need a suit, for the restaurant?

>>18295815
Interdimensional Fashions?
Okay, yeah, that might work.
We're already on the way to town, and we needed a set of nice dress clothes that are permanent anyway.

>>18295830

As funny as time travel and last minute shopping sound, this is probably our best bet.

Just got back, we can let her off the bet for white day but each day of the bet must be in death by frills.
This is our one and only chance to do something like this and we are not going to squander it.

And given how she is dressed, we must get into Luna, get Kraus to majaik us into a fancy suit and do everything necessary to get the best seat in the house

>>18295830
That still isn't the fastest way to get him to us. Remember, he has Rozen dolls for his bitches. They can mirror jump him pretty close really fast.

>>18295872

I know. But shut up, we've been looking for an excuse for human form for a while now.

Just go to Piccollo's.
If we were to have Kraus come via one of the dools, we'd have a doll tagging along on our date.
We need a permanent suit anyway.

>>18295886
Very good point, plus everything he makes is impossibly comfortable

>>18295886
I did like the idea of the randosel outfit as well.
We got cute clothes but that would of been hilarious

>>18295740
If you can get me in and generate me a decent suit, I am good to go.

Consensus?
Do you call for Kraus?
or do you shop for clothes?

>>18295886

If we go this route, we need to be very specific on what we want.

Very Specific. Because I'm pretty sure he'll ack like a dick-ass genie otherwise.

"You said you wanted fancy dress cloths!"
"I MEANT A TUX. Give me something manly."
>ZAP
"Why am I in combat gear?"
"You said manly~"

>>18295944
Let's shop.

>>18295944
Call Kraus

>>18295944
Check with Kraus as to the ETA required for a suit, if it's more than 5 minutes hit up a shop and get a nice suit.

>>18295944
Kraus can handle reservations go to piccolo for a fancy suit, we need some non kraus fancy wear anyway

>>18295944

I think shop, with Kraus as our fall-back if that doesn't work.

>>18295944
Shop real quick.
Also it can be pre-dinner entertainment for Erica as she sees us try on different formal outfits.
We can use the delay to make sure we get that reservation.

>>18295947

I get the feeling it will bite us in the ass. But we can always try something else if it fails.

>shop
>Kraus fall-back

'Nah, I'm good.' you tell him
'OKAY COCKFACE. ABOUT THAT RESTAURANT, YOU'VE HAD A STANDING RESERVATION THERE FOR A WEEK. YOU CAN WALK RIGHT IN.'
'Did you do that?' you ask him
'NOPE. I THOUGHT YOU DID.'

You turn to your date, "I hope you don't mind but I'm gonna need to go clothes shopping real quick. I don't want to look plain vanilla with you all gorgeous like that."
"Okay" She tells you as She pulls you to the shops.

ROLL FOR PICCOLO'S
You must beat a 70

rolled 53 = 53

>>18295994
Let's hope kraus is getting some freaky doll sex right now

rolled 12 = 12

>>18295994
We really will need to keep a Time Diary, now.

rolled 56 = 56

Just watch, the cross dressers castle will come up instead

rolled 51 = 51

>>18295994

This will only end in tears.

rolled 74 = 74

>>18295994
COME ON MAN, WE NEED OUR DOSE OF

>GREEN N' PURPLE

rolled 85 = 85

Fukken dice gooooooooooods

rolled 29 = 29

>>18295994
Need a good one...

rolled 98 = 98

>>18295994

>Beat 70

Well, it was nice knowing you chaps.

rolled 80 = 80

>>18296023
>myninetiesarerollingthemselves.jpg

>>18296023

Not only did we get it, we got it without the dick-ass option.

>>18296023
You find Slanesh' Secrets, the Crossdressing Castle and BIlly's Hardware all in a row.
There's also Pantasia and at the end of the row of shopss, INTERDIMENTIONAL FASHIONS.

The two of you walk in.
"What do you need?" the grumpy green creature asks.

>>18296033
After we get the nice suit Erica will probably ask for something cute or the randosel option anyway.

You know she won't skip the opportunity

>>18296045
"The most dapper tuxedo you can manage, my good Namekian."

>>18296045
A nice classy suit, preferably something that is not too showy, more refined

>>18296045
>Slanesh' Secrets, the Crossdressing Castle and BIlly's Hardware all in a row.

WORRY.jpg

We avoid the shops after this

>>18296068
Hopefully we kept Erica's attention away from the crossdressing castle...

>>18296045
"A nice dinner suit set, shoes included. Nothing too over the top, but a conservative cut."

>>18296078
"and one for the lady, too."

>>18296083
To go, of course.

>>18296089
Of course.

>>18296083
No way, her sister got her dressed up for us, and she was feeling nervous about her appearance.

Suggesting you didn't approve wholeheartedly of her outfit is a poor move.

>>18296097
I think we just want her to have a properly tailored suit for any future occasions.

>>18296103
Why not a dress?

>>18296097
Nah we get it in a box for later use.

If Piccollo can do that of course.

>>18296104
She has dresses already.

>>18296097
This isn't disapproval in the slightest. This is a bit of play, and preparing for future potentianlities.

When she asks, we just smile, and say, "I just wanted to see how stunning you'd look."

>>18296097
I think he was going for another tux, but for her.

>>18296083
>>18296097
>>18296103
>>18296109
What happens to the clothes one is already wearing when one gets CLOTHES BEAMU'd?

Against messing with Erica's clothes for now. We can come back to play dress up with her another day.

>>18296133
Second. We'll mess around with her clothing another day.

>>18296133
Agreed.
We want to play dress up we do it with both the twins there

"A nice dinner suit set, shoes included. Nothing too over the top, but a conservative cut."
"Sure... CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHES BEAAAAAAAM!"
And with that you find yourself in a well done suit in black. fine leather shoes on your feet.
"Oh and one for the lady too." Erica raises an eyebrow at this.
"We'll take it packed, for later."
"Later?" she asks.
"You'll see." you tell her.
The green shopkeeper pulls out a box from under his counter, points at it and screams,
"CLOOOTHES BEAAAAAAM!"

You pay for your purchases and walk out of the store and make your way to LUNA

>>18296133

Seconded.

>>18296130
That is an interesting question. At worst, they're probably teleported off as the new clothes are manifested.

>>18296133
>>18296135
>>18296137
These. Just inform her that we intend to get a proper tux for her as well.

>>18296151
Ok, that works. Thanks, LG!

>>18296151
Alright, well, done is done.

Let's hope we'll be able to get a good table in the past.

>>18296151
>"We'll take it packed, for later."

what exactly did you guys order?

>>18296130
he hands them to you in a bag

>>18296178
A dapper suit identical to ours, but fit to Erica.

>>18296178
Matching suit to ours for her.

>>18296178
A fine suit for Erica.

>>18296184
>>18296187
>>18296188

w-why?

>>18296171
We booked a week in advance, so we should have a pretty badass table.

>>18296207
Because some people think we should have her in male clothes sometimes.

>>18296207
Because many women can look extremely fucking hot in a suit. Trust us on this.

>>18296207
She'll look good in it and it'll make the frilly dress even more unexpected.

>>18296207
Wrong question. The correct question is:

Why not?

>>18296207

Because Erection.

And is anybody else looking forward to Hayate getting diagnosed as a Scitzo?

Because it would make sense both on the meta, and how we've been playing him in game.

>>18296218

It's worth buying the suit JUST to increase the impact of FRILLS FOREVER.

>>18296230
Which is why we love it. By the wy does Ursula know of the bet and what we have planned yet?

The two of you walk up to the Maitre D’.
"Hi, we had reservations under Ayasaki." You tell him.
"Ah, of course Sir. Right this way." he then leads you to a table.

You find yourselves in a comfortable booth with an incredible projection of the night sky above you.
In it you see the moon changing phases.

A waiter arrives to hand you the menu and waits for your orders.

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE?
ENTREE, MAIN COURSE AND DESSERT.
WINE?

>>18296236
She may know of the bet, but I don't think she knows what we have planned.

Unless Sakura tries to deliver it while we're on the date.

>Bicker on the Nanoha issue.
>Bicker on which powers to get.
>Bicker on courses of action.
>Bicker about potions.
>Bicker about Keima.
>Bicker about motivations.
>Immediate consensus about putting Erica in a dapper suit.

Some-fucking-times.....

>>18296246
Basically

>>18296246
Look, some things are just so good there's no way to say no to them.

>>18296243

I'm at a loss.

For the main course I think we should do something with fish. Salmon maybe, since lobster is over-played.

Definitely go with a red wine though.

>>18296259
>Fish
>Red

>>18296243
Are we ordering for both of us, or just Hayate?

>>18296259
Nah not fish, either pork belly or chicken.

entree can be something like bruschetta would be good

A nice red wine goes will with pork