WOOO PLANEFAGGAN get in irc so we can harass ye

huzzah

Little sister first. Trude will understand.

>>18314423
>fuck our love in front of Barkhorn while on phone with sis.

>OUR LOVE IS WAITING FOR US AND SHE'S READY TO FUCK, GO TO HER NOW
>Or find Trude instead?
Yeah, this one.

>OUR LOVE IS WAITING FOR US AND SHE'S READY TO FUCK, GO TO HER NOW
>Or find Trude instead?

HA HA HA I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

We wait for our Sis

>hang up on little sister to talk to trude

you actually lose trude route points for that m8.

>wait for sister

>OUR LOVE IS WAITING FOR US AND SHE'S READY TO FUCK, GO TO HER NOW

Only acceptable choice

... Sister. If we hangup, we may not get the opportunity later.

>Insist on waiting for SISTER on the phone

We had to ride our fame to get this phone call. May not get a chance again for awhile.

>Insist on waiting for SISTER on the phone
don't fuck this up

Insist on waiting for SISTER on the phone

TO THE SKIES, BROTHERS.

>OUR LOVE IS WAITING FOR US AND SHE'S READY TO FUCK, GO TO HER NOW
only a quickie though so we can call our sis then get pissed with barkhorn

errr.
[x]wait for sister

that is.

Lets find our true love first

>>18314423
30 minutes is quite a while to be taking up the phone line. We can call back in a little while.

>>18314423
Lets wait for sister.

>Wait for our sister
>Posting Sanya for added effect

>>18314423

Wait; Sister is important.

The witches can wait on you for a little bit so you can be a mushy sod.

Talk to sis. Our widow (no, the other one!) can get by without us for a few more minutes.

Unless, of course, Shirley is molesting her engines...

BTW, is there anything that Luke should tell us about her? Have any of the prototype's modifications been made to her?

If not... we may need to hunt down Shirley ourselves.

>>18314423
Wait for sister.

>Insist on waiting for SISTER on the phone
Then
>OUR LOVE IS WAITING FOR US AND SHE'S READY TO FUCK, GO TO HER NOW

Sister. blood before witches

Shoot the shit with Luke while waiting for sis.

Sister first, TRUE LOVE NEXT!

>>18314423

[x] WAIT FOR SIS

>This whole thread full of siscons.

Sister comes first.

>>18314530
... but anon... I'm an only child.

>>OUR LOVE IS WAITING FOR US AND SHE'S READY TO FUCK, GO TO HER NOW.

Time for someone else ot appreciate our big brass balls.

Wait for sister, gotta get some info from home. Then meet barkhorn and her sister. Chat about the joys of family and shit with them.

>>18314539
>implying anyone with a sister would be a siscon

>>18314558
... Good point, good point. The point still stands though that family first, booze and plane later.

>>18314558

theres toothbrush anon.

inb4 'fictional'
I WANT TO BELIVE

1. Wait for sis
2. Get wasted/raped with Trude
3. Go to our widow

>Let Chris sit in our baby. BECAUSE WE ARE COOL LIKE THAT. Also how to insult Marines.

>people implying our sis won't be a witch and show up at some point

>>18314584
>Chris playing on the widow
I'm d'awwwwing already.

>>18314588
>Implying our sister will not be Nanoha and befriend Mars with a bigass laser.

>>18314558
RL sisters are nothing like anime sisters. Anime sister are nice and make you breakfast. RL sisters yell at you because you need the car for work and they want to go to a party.

>>18314423
Wait for SISTER. We've got a lot to catch up with our parents too, anyway.

>>18314584
I like this. CHRIS, TRUDE, BRANDY, WIDOW.

>opening with a SnW image
I love you Fap Angel

>>18314609
No, no no. SISTER, CRIS, BRANDY, TRUDE, WIDOW.

"YOUNG MAN," your mother's voice booms over the Atlantic, "GIVE THE PHONE TO THAT MAN."

You hand the phone to Luke, who accepts it with a look of surprise. "Hello?"

You lean against the wall for several minutes as your mother grills the Major on you, the base, and all the loose women that must be gunning for you. Frank Luke, Balloon Buster, Hero of the Great War, seems trapped between fatal hilarity and shameful supershame as he tries to fend off the madwoman in the 'States.

The back of your neck itches.

"-roping him in the hallways and trying to get a good handful of the goods if they get half a chance; then they'll sit around and TALK about it! That's how women are, in groups, isolated like that! They go nuts! NOWHERE WITHOUT HIS GUN, YOU HEAR ME?"

"And his firearm, ma'am," Luke says, biting his lip almost hard enough to draw blood.

"Don't get giggly with me, buster! I know how they are?"

"... how?" Luke asks with sweet innocence, and you hear your mother choke.

Then Eila grabs your ass from behind.

>no fucks given
>COUNTERBOUNCE
>HELP HELP RAPE

>>18314431
Newfag requests IRC address

>>18314609
Let's give chris some brandy when trude isn't looking.

>>18314626
>COUNTERBOUNCE

>>18314626
>NO FUCKS

>>18314626

"Elia, you're reaching for the wrong side."

>>18314626

[x] HALP RAPE HALP

>Just to put Luke on the spot.

>>18314626
>COUNTERBOUNCE

"Oh, there you are! I think we're far enough along now that you should meet my mother..."

>>18314626
Pic related.

>>18314626
>COUNTERBOUNCE

This can not stand!

>>18314626
>mfw mom is right about these witches

>>18314626
>>HELP HELP RAPE

fucks: none

>>18314626
maximum counterbounce, Have best HHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG for insperation

>>18314626
PUT HER ON THE PHONE WITH MOM

>COUNTERBOUNCE
glorious

>HELP HELP RAPE
the hilarity is worth it

>>18314626
It's time for a swift counterattack.

>>18314626
>>no fucks given
>>COUNTERBOUNCE
Both.

>>18314626
>All three. At once.
>Don't give a fuck, but counterbounce by screaming rape and bloody murder.

Option 1. Either of the other two will make a racket, which will be heard over the phone, leading to a lecture on how we must not succumb to such fleshy temptations, for surely they will use us and abandon us, for they are aviators and females, a terrifying combination for an innocent man abroad.

>>18314626
>no fucks given

>>18314626
>No reaction

>>18314645
>>18314659
This!

>>18314626
No fucks given.

>>18314645
>>18314645
This.

>>18314640
Combined with this.

>>18314670

But thats where all the fun comes from.

>>18314645

Oh god, this.

Option 2

>COUNTERBOUNCE

>>18314626
COUNTERBOUNCE by screaming rape and putting her on the phone with mom

>>18314645
10/10

>>18314642
This sounds like a plan, but you don't want to piss off thine mother....

Counterbounce or No Fucks Given.

Preferably clenching thine Adonis-shaming butt-cheeks rhythmically, hypnotizing Elia and calming her down.

>>18314693
>Eila on the phone with mom

Oh god either she flips the fuck out or pulls out from the stall and countertrolls HARD.

Either way, HILARIOUS. DO IT.

>>18314626
See, if we got grabby with them it'd be "harassment," but when they do it it's cheeky. Either they need to cut it out, or we need to get in on the action.

WHELP

>>18314707
I see this going two ways. Either she's trolled good and hard, or she rolls with it.

And then it turns into a game of committed relationship chicken, waiting to see which of us flinches first.

>>18314704
I like how you think.

>>18314645
>>18314659
Definitely this.

>>18314692

i love this picture

u have no idea

>>18314719
>bottom left

>>18314722

>which of us flinches first.

twenty years and three kids later....

>>18314730
QUEST CONFIRMED FOR MURRIKA END EVERYBODY GO HOME

>>18314707
Changing my vote to this. OPERATION: TROLL MOM is a go.

>>18314739
DO IT.

>>18314739
I think it'd get scrapped once someone found us in bed together, but I'd love to see it go down.

>>18314741
AMERICA.

>>18314722
>>18314739
I like it, but we should get the brandy from Trude first. She might not take it well.

>>18314739

She'll flinch once sanya presses her for answers with those puppy eyes.

>>18314773
>implying it wouldn't be a threesome

>>18314764
Who cares how she'll take it?

>>18314785
Because brandy!

>>18314785

she might not give us the booze

>>18314776
Dammit we're not doing anything to Sanyan.

>>18314776

>implying she won't just drop all pretence and all out attempt to murder us the moment we look at sanya the wrong way

>>18314764
>implying she won't kidnap us and get us tenderly raped while Chris watches

>>18314776
>Implying it would *only* be a threesome.

>>18314798
This is actually a fantastic trolling idea to get back to Eila. Write that down somewhere.

Sanya? Oh anonymous I didn't know you-

>>18314776

SANYA IS LIKE LITTLE SISTER

>>18314812
Flirting with the wrong witches could get a number of other witches quite riled up. We shold definitely take advantage of that.

>>18314815
>fan
>1943

What.

>>18314815
>Filename

>>18314824
see
>>18314530

>>18314824
SANYAISLITTLESISTER!

>>18314835
Be careful. Down that road lies perving on Miyafuji and THAT WILL NOT STAND.

>>18314815
The things I'd do to her.

>expect 3 way
>actually just end up in eilas harem with sanya nipa and yoshika

>>18314830
5 minutes in wikipedia tells me that 1943, did infact, have fans for this such purpose.

>>18314835
DAMMIT /a/ THIS IS YOUR FAULT

Oh good I'm not too late.

So, suggestion here. Let's start with what we know:
-Minna has our pants and our shades
-Minna has decided to go "bounce" for a while
-Minna is not too pleased with Kathy
So, here's an idea. After we meet up with Trude, we need to go bounce Kathy ourselves and steal her away to save her from Minna's wrath. It'll be like a rescue bounce or an interception or something.

NO FUCKS

Put her on the damn phone, it'll be awesome.

>>18314844
We can get out of that by hooking her up with Lynette. Besides, even if it is creepy, the call to bounce is too great; we must persevere.

>>18314850
I'm okay with that.

BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR MC

THIS WILL NOT STAND

>>18314858
We should definitely help Kathy out, if it really was her. Anyone that can piss off Sakamoto and or Minna that much deserves it.

>>18314858
We need to have a bounce contest with Minna.

>eilafag votes starting up

oh god what has been wrought. you dont even understand how fucked we all are.

if you need me I'll be in the bunker, under the stairs, wearing a helmet.

>>18314880
I don't know. If Kathy did it, she brought MARINES here.

MARINES.

That's a low blow.

>>18314858
>rescue bounce
MC, revolutionizing the bouncing industry since 1943.

I like the phone idea, but an alternative would be just treating it like a pat on the shoulder, and pointedly ignore all sexual undertones she tries.

>>18314891
See: what the guy in shades says.

Also, we need an updated version of this.

>>18314886
>bounce contest

new euphemism for sex dicovered

>>18314893

Even worse, she brought the worst troublemakers in the Marine Corp.

Our mercy ultimately depends on who wins the Bouncing Championship.

"When attacked from a position of advantage, do not try to avoid the attack, but fly to meet it." Bockle said that. Boekle? Fucking German names, seriously. And when you're bounced, you must make an immediate guns-defense break-turn into the attack.

This is what you live. This is what you know. So you try to apply it to the here-and-now as best you can, but you're not sure exactly what an ambush-ass-grab counts as. So you mix it up a bit.

You Crazy Ivan like a madman, shouting and swinging your butt to the right, then the left, then the right as Eila tries mightily to hang on. Then you start hopping left as your ass swings right and vice-versa, and that finally throws Eila off.

And now - THE COUNTER-BOUNCE. As the wicked Finn dives in for another pass, you plant your feet and swing your boxered butt into her face like you're busting out a Cuban Pete Jazz Beat. You strike a butt-blow for justice and send the Finnish Fondler reeling into the wall.

"RAAAAPE!" you shout, diving behind Luke for protection. Luke opens his mouth to say something, but a fusillade of rage pours from the earpiece.

He holds the phone out. "Eila, somebody wants to talk to you."

>>18314886
I see what you did there.

>>18314886
We'll lose that action, once she figures out that Gainax bounces count.

>>18314912
OH GOD

>>18314912

I finally get all of the threads read in full, and I see this front page on /tg/.
There are no words for the joy I feel.


>HELP HELP RAPE
>Then put her on the phone while we wait.

>>18314912

>RAAAAAAAAAAAPE

>Eila, somebody wants to talk to you

Some-body's get-tin' in trooooooouuuubblllleee!

>>18314912
Oh god planefag, why are you so awesome?

>>18314912
T'was nice knowing you, Eila.

I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.

>>18314912
>>18314912
>Mom's fury

>>18314912
yeah, rip

Watch Eila counter by mentioning how we're always in the bath with them, or a locked closet with a girl, or the CO's bedroom, etc.

>>18314912
Of for Chris and booze then.

>>18314957
Likely.

>>18314938
She bounced first. You don't mess with us without paying the price.

>>18314886
Eh, she's just a rookie that got the jump on us while we were distracted. We could offer to teach her a few tricks, though. Show her how to do it *just* right, and where the best places are for it.
Of course she might be nervous about it all, and too shy to ask us for help, so probably best to take the initiative and bring it up ourselves. Maybe when she's with friends.

>>18314957
Oh shit.

>>18314957
Or tell her we're surrounded by girls in their underwear.

Wait, she already knows that, doesn't she?

>>18314957

>And sticking it in butts and ears

Oh god, this is terrible and so awesome.

>>18314912
Our father has got to be laughing his ass off

>>18314912

>>18314957
Quite possible, but this is how we can keep the line open until our sister gets back. Just pass mom between all the witches, and definitely try to get Minna in there too, and then pop back at the end once she's had some words with them all.

>>18314978
I like this. Let's do it after we talk to Trude and Chris.

>>18314957
"What? Why would I do anything to him? He's already fooling around with the CO. Wait, he hasn't told you yet?"

>>18314988
Not to mention that part where he exposed himself to the gaggle of underaged girls outside the door.

>>18314957
Mom is going to kill us.

Make sure we keep an eye on our watch at all times; we don't want to miss our opportunity to talk to our little sister.

Even if we have to fight our way through an entire castle of witches, marines and other ne'er-do-wells.

>>18314978
But we already have Miyafuji for our protege...

Posting just to say I'm sorry for acting like an ass last week after you introduced the cow, last session was great and you've reedemed yourself in my eyes Planefriend ( had to catch it in the Archives due to loIinfluenza). gonna shut up and read instead of posting from now on, every time I post someone gets mad and you should all be having fun...

>>18315020
>Teach Miyafuji to bounce and use Eila as a dummy

>>18314957
>>18314988
>>18315004

>>18314912

Eila gives Luke a truly baffled look, but he is an officer, so she gingerly accepts the phone, pressing the earpiece to her head.

Her eyes widen with horror almost immediately.

"aaahahahahahahahaha" you snigger wickedly from somewhere around Luke's knees.

"But-" Eila chokes out. "But-" she's cut off by more maternal fury from the phone.

"THAT'S NOT HOW HE FELT LAST NIGHT!" she shouts in tones of quavering betrayal.

Then she winks at you.

"ABORT!" you scream, diving for Eila, but she dodges you with practiced ease. "ABORT! ABORT!"

"He's just upset," Eila says, adroitly dodging another desperate lunge. "Probably thinks you'll be mad at him because of the money he spent."

"CRASH-DIVE, ALL HANDS FORWARD! LOS, MOTHERFUCKER!" you snarl incoherently. "LUKE, GOD DAMN YOU, LUKE-"

"Well it's not a *big* ring but it's very tasteful~" Eila says sweetly, and your throat nearly turns itself inside-out as you attempt to spit your stomach acid at the horrid bitch like a fucking velocipede. That dinosaur thing. Yeah.

You glare dirks and daggers at Luke, but he continues to watch impassively. Then, like the golden light of a summer sunrise, a smile slowly spreads across his face - the warm, glorious smile of true happiness.

You are going to gut the motherfucker.

>>18314957
One of them punched us while in the bath, we kicked our way out of the closet, and we we're practically locked in the CO's room. Besides, we've got our rape whistle handy, and we've not been afraid to use it. She can rest assured that we have gotten absolutely no tail while at the castle; and the girls here have actual tails!

>>18315020
We teach them both.

>>18315033
I KNEW IT

>>18315035
Evidently we've already taught one too well!

Is it too late for our mother to be Yiddish?

"He would never-a done-a those things! Not-a my boy!"

Better yet, how about we got our trolling habits from her? OBSERVE A MASTER AT WORK

>>18315033

I knew this would end this way.

Sorry MC, it had to go this way.

>>18315006

>marines

>ne'er-do-wells

You. Yes, you.

YOU EARN MY HATRED.

[spoilersontgohyoucad]My mom was a Marine.[/nospoilersontgyoutwit]

>>18315033

Both of them are now on the troll to hell shitlist

Oh god, I love this quest

>>18315033

Oh god I can't breath.

>>18315033
You glorious motherfucker.

>>18315033
OHSHIT! I didn't think she'd go so far!

>>18315033
Well that's it. We've got to go all the way, now:
>>18314722

>>18315033
Love you Luke. A true pro.

>>18315068
Yup. Time to go tell Sanya about the happy news.

>Eila route achieved
We have to kill that motherfucker at our first chance.
Oh, and Luke too.

You know what this means? We're WINNING.

The girls are becoming more self-reliant, they are wearing PANTS, they are TROLLING...

Our goal is at hand! We're doing this CORRECTLY!

>>18315033
Us: flower pot
Eila: Minna pup

BAD WITCH!

Planefag you glorious fucker. I powered through the archives in the last day or three trying to think up shit for my own SW writings and I swear to god you're giving me brain damage because I keep laughing so hard I can't breath.

>>18315074
Oh god yes.

>>18315033
>Time to go find Sanya

>>18315074
Counter bounce, bitches!

Shout "LIES!!!"

>>18315033
Oh god.... I nearly... I nearly choked to death reading that. I went to get a bite to eat and I come back to this... oh my sides...

>>18315074
I support this course of action.

>>18315074

YESSSSSSSS

>Goddammit, less than an hour in and i'm running out of lol macros not already posted

>>18315033
>>18315074
Just mention it right now, and see how far she backs off.

Time to hand Sanya the first invitation to the wedding.

>>18315033
>Inside Luke's mind.

>>18315074

>Our face when Eila finds out

Sanya should be the first one to know the news. AFTER we talk with our sister

>>18315113

wedding invitations to every witch.garunteed laughs infa lots%

>>18315129
Nah, just Sanya.

>>18315074
We need ask if Luke will be our best man in the wedding. Hell we should have it now. The Navy is here! They have Ice Cream!

>>18315033

Down the hallway, you hear voices... and the rapid beat of low-weight footsteps.

THE HORDE APPROACHES

"YOU'LL NEVER GROPE ME ALIIIIIIIIVE" you scream, and go TEARING down the hallway, galloping as fast as your weary, beaten legs can take you. You duck around one corner, baseball-slide around two others, and finally end your flight in a closet, panting heavily.

Safe.

Safe, for now.

>WAT DO?
>Trude, Plane, or IMMEDIATE VENGEANCE!?

>>18315127
DERP! We forgot about this. Though really, is it worth it considering what Mom is about to put us through?

>>18315147
This. Go to the deep end. We're not chickening out first.

>>18315150
IMMEDIATE VENGEANCE!

>>18315150
>Kathy is in closet hiding from Minna
Wait... what?

>>18315153
We just have to keep her occupied talking to other witches until our sister gets back.

>>18315150

WE WERE WAITING ON OUR SISTER. BACK TO THE THE PHONE, CUNT.

IMMEDIATE VENGEANCE!?

>>18315150
We are above their petty attempts at trolling.
No fucks are given, check in on our girl.
It's been too long since we've seen the P-61

>>18315150
>examine closet

>>18315147
Minna's our CO.

She can be the minister.

>>18315150
Hey! We wanted to talk to our sister!

>>18315150
Immediate vengence, followed by sister.

We are not the kind of big brother who raises our sister's hopes just to dash them by messing around with some trouser-less harlots.

>>18315150
Search closet. Then, talk to Sanya.

>>18315150
We've broken LOS.
Time to reset and RE-BOUNCE.

[x]vengence

>>18315150
You idiot MC!
Get back to that phone and wait for imouto!
The only witch that has permission to scare us is Minna.
Also,
>implying we're alone in the closet

>>18315176

We need immediate counter bounce... That phone is our primary objective.

We need a distraction immediately.

>>18315150
Find disguise in the closet. IMMEDIATE VENGEANCE.
Then talk to sister

>>18315150

We were still waiting for sister!

>>18315159
Nein! Revenge is best served cold! Make a beeline for Trude and Chris!

Plane first. Trude second.

>>18315150
Vengence, then sister, also, isn't Kathy in the closet? Literally and metaphorically?

>>18315150
Immediate vengeance! Sanya will here of Eila's misdeeds!

>>18315165
>>18315175
>>18315182
Calm your tits. Mom's still on the line, so we just need to get Eila off and put someone else on for a while. We certainly don't want to talk to her right now.

Immediate Vengeance

Counter-troll ACTIVATE

>>18315150
You know, for someone who supposedly gives no fucks, we sure do freak out alot.

>>18315165
He has a point, Back to the phone, the horde will NOT speak to mom. We need the rape whistle handy.

That. Phone.
Get to it.
Full speed ahead and damn the witches.

>>18315150

Immediate vengeance. We've got 30min until our sister can talk, I suggest we teach these girls that we may have taught them everything they know, but we haven't taught them everything *we* know.

>>18315185
>We need a distraction
This man speaks truth.

>>18315210
HellCow

>>18315150
Get Sean or Ian to get Eila and Luke off the phone and keep the line open. No sense in getting yelled at by mom for 25 minutes.

GET BACK TO THE FUCKING PHONE YOU COWARD

no amount of witches will keep us from talking to our little sister, damn it.

Next witch to bounce us while we wait for our sister gets a .45 round whistling past their fucking ear

Hey look, the emblem maker thingy from Armored Core V is now related.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z_d10CG5kM#t=6m37s

>>18315215
>>18315215
>>18315215
>>18315215
>>18315215
>>18315215
>>18315215

>>18315215
HELLCOW! THIS IS MY DARKEST HOUR! LEND ME YOUR AID!

>>18315215
THIS

>>18315150
>>Weather the Storm.
Return to to phone.
Man up.
Talk to Sis.
Then, WE STRIKE BACK.

>>18315150
Immediate vengeance. We have a phone call to get.
CONTROL THE SITUATION, PILUT.

>>18315150
We need backup. Find the crew, then retake the phone.

>>18315225

Bounce Hellcow, Show us the true meaning of troll.

>>18315150
Let's go find Trude. Speaking of which, I'm a bit confused.
>last couple threads
>oh man we should go get Trude she's probably this and that and such
>this thread
>hey, let's go do everything that isn't finding Trude

>>18315215
Rommel could help as well.

>>18315248
see
>>18314453

>>18315248
There's more important stuff to do at the moment. Trude can wait 40 minutes.

>>18315248
No one gives two shits honestly.

>>18315248
Who said that?

>>18315248
Where the hell have you been? It's always been like that.

GET TO DA CH-er... PHONE!!!!

>>18315248
We go through phases of wanting to talk to Trude, but we're easily distracted.

>>18315248
Yeah, it doesn't make a lot of sense, fucking schizophrenic playerbase. Also if we look like we're avoiding her, bad things are likely to happen.

[x]Find Trude

RETURN TO PHONE
VENGEANCE ON EILA
ACQUIRE LONG DISTANCE CALL TO SIS

>>18315256
If we wait 40 minutes the aliums will invade or the Marines will start cockblocking everything in sight. Get the pussy now while we still have a window of opportunity!

>>18315222
Oh, and it looks like someone made the 501st emblem at 14:10

>>18315234
>>18315221
>>18315205
We take the phone, wave our pistol around, when we get her on the phone say something appropriate, like yelling
"You'll never grope me alive!!! Sis, your big brother love you, and I want you to know that I fought, I fought for my life. Get back! Back I say! BACK FOUL WITCHES!"

>>18315281
>a widow of opportunity

>>18315294
While firing soap rounds.

>>18315294
OH YES!

>>18315276
>>18315281

Sister first. Blood before Bitches.

We can just show that little sisters are more important than others. Trude got a little sister too and knows that

>>18315294
>>18315294
>>18315294
This.
Get soap bullets.
Then it's Full Metal time.

>>18315294
Our sister isn't there. It hasn't been long enough. She'll still be at the store, or whereever.

>>18315281
Nope, fool.
If we go now, when there's a 'window', they will INEVITABLY show up. If we wait, to avoid such a fate, they will ALSO show up, at the worst moment. We just won't win this, so we really oughta go brave the bitches and talk to sis

Alternatively, we could see about recruiting this gal to aid us (if she made it off the carriers yet)

Hey.

Guys.

Listen.

What if.

And I'm just thinking out loud here.

What if.

We find Trude.

And then.

We get her to help us reclaim the phone so we can talk to our little sis.

"Dark in here."

"KEEKEHRRGRRR," you... exclaim, hurling yourself against the wooden door of the closet.

"It's no use," Katherine O'Hare says. "They lock automatically."

"WHY DO THEY DO THAT" you howl. "WHY"

Kathy shrugs, the gesture causing interesting motions on her chest. "Because," she says. She walks up to you, the holstered revolver giving her hips sashays sultry weight. The meager light from around the door-edges drape shadows over her shapely form in fascinating ways. She reaches out and caresses your forehead, the light touch of her fingertips sending electric thrills through your body.

"You look like shit," she says in a growly male voice.

"WHAT" you choke out. The closet light clicks on, removing the interesting shadows, and a man with a wide face and a short cigar squints at you.

"You," repeats Pappy Boyington, "look like shit."

By the time we get to Trude she'll be less drunk. Or more drunk. Either sounds fun, honestly.

>>18315248
Trude is o.k., for maybe the first time in years. As long as pf doesn't do something else to her, she can wait a few minutes this time.

Meanwhile, our sister awaits us.

Hey, why don't we send someone to tell Trude that we're waiting to get on the phone with our sister? She at least deserves an explanation as opposed to a half hour of waiting.

>>18315334
wat

>>18315328
An understanding ally in our hour of need.

I can approve of this.

Plus we talk to Trude for a change.

>>18315334
Ahahaha, oh wow

>>18315334
the fuck?

>>18315334
Again?

>>18315334
OH FUCK WHAT

>>18315334
WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON IN THAT CLOSET? No, wait, no, I don't want to know, I just want OUT!

>>18315334
No homo

>>18315334
I didn't know you were in the closet, Pappy. You should really come out of it sometime, you know.

>>18315276

waifuers pretty consistently struggle to put vote up on the board around here. minna seems to be an exception, for whatever reason.
>inb4 anti-minnas say its cause her fans are super aspie delux
>inb4 minna fans say its because of genuine consensus
>inb4 other waifuers deny the trend at all
>inb4 plotfags claim they wanna talk to her all the time because she always on the verge of going fucking crazy and they dont want her to get us all killed

>>18315334
WHAT IS GOING ON

>>18315334
ahahahaaaah!
I must be a psycher!

>>18315334
Looks like we interrupted something, amirite?

>>18315328
Ooh, this is fantastic. I can support this.

"I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW!"
CRAZY IVAN THROUGH THE GODDAMN DOOR

>>18315334
Da fuq?

>>18315334

We've acquired an ally, another pilot at that. (Even if it is just a navy pilot.) There's probably a good reason he's in here as well, we need to find out what it is and work together, USAAF and Marine, to solve our our problems.

>>18315334

Da Fuq is this?

OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>18315334
THAT IS NOT OHARE

PANIC

>>18315334

Get out of here, STALKER.

>>18315334
Shoot the lock, shoot the lock.

Then we can get soap bullets and >>18315294

>>18315334
AMERICA ENDING IS BEST ENDING!

>>18315334
RECRUIT. They're Marines, so they can't pass up a chance to troll Air Force!

>>18315334
New plan: We kick that goddamn door of its hinges and leg it like our ass was on fire.

>>18315082
Except this is Eila's natural disposition. We just haven't had any chances to observe her in her natural habitat.

>>18315334
Well there are two of us, so it shouldn't be hard to knock it down. We can also ask him about the whole Marines on shoreleave situation.

Shoot our way out of closet, TALK TO FUCKING SISTER.

Discourage witches with our fucking sidearm

>>18315334

"Like. Shit," Boyingon repeats.

"Yeah," Katherine says, poking at your forehead.

"OW," you inform her, backing away. It doesn't feel as sexy this time.

"Look better then last time," Pappy says thoughtfully. "Looked like you'd been belly-sliding over the floor of a butcher's shop."

"I... did?"

"Here," Pappy says, handing you a small steel mirror. You make a mental note to ask him about his make-up mirror in the future, and raise it to catch the meager light of the single lightbulb.

Holy.

Shit.

The shallow gashes and shrapnel-cuts across your forehead aren't serious, but the medical tape used to close them up criss-crosses your face. You remember wiping blood off your goggles to see, and the rocket explosion that smashed your A-20s canopy in.

You swallow. And hand the mirror back.

"Guess I do," you mutter. You also need to shave, but meh.

Three people can bust down a door. They can take it out of our pay.

We're NOT staying in this cupboard, not now.

>>18315456

in before Rommel is also in here, plotting in the back.

>>18315456
Popular closet, man.

>>18315456
... it's a signaling mirror.

For...signaling. Yeah.

>>18315456
So they're both in the closet.

OK then. Time to leave.

>>18315456
Awesome, sexy war wounds.

>>18315456
"So what are you kids doing locked up in a closet together?"

>>18315456
Bullshit. We look grizzled. Chicks dig that.

>>18315476
CHECK FOR ROMMEL, then TAKE DOOR DOWN

Pilot + Marine + Witch should be more than enough.

wait, why were thy in there together?

i wouldnt want to be interrupting...

>>18315490
This. We get them into bouncing mood, then assault the phone room.

>>18315476
Nope. He's not gay.

>>18315456
Ok, we need to leave that closet. Some men must have their time alone and we didn't like when the aliens cockblocked us.

>>18315456
When was the last time we weren't all fucked up like this, then?

Fuck yes our face is awesome

>>18315490
HaHa YES!

>>18315490
This, but we should probably ask about the marines first.

>>18315501
This. We need to speak to our family. Our loveable sister.

>>18315456
Yeah, I kinda suspected that was going to come up.

>>18315493

Would explain why the witches are being far more grabby now.

>playing wargame
>crush friend with superior air force
>Come to /tg/
>SWQ

OH HELL YES

Speaking of mirrors, I propose that MC normally look like this guy. All in favor?

>>18315456
We look better than Pappy even AFTER getting nailed in the face with a rocket.

>>18315552
>Nope.

So...we're going to be taking Kathy with us to keep her out of Minna's line of fire, right?

>>18315552
Nah

rolled 12 = 12

>>18315456

ROLLAN FOR RIDER KICKAN THE DOOR DOWN


ALL SHALL FEAR THE KICK OF JUSTICE

>>18315552

>Joker fucked the Normandy
>We're planning to fuck our Widow

"So what are you kids doing locked up in a closet together?" you ask, waggling your eyebrows.

"Hiding from a painful death," Pappy replies instantly.

"Yeah, that," Kathy agrees.

"What?"

"Well, I go down to the jetty to greet Kathy as she comes off the Saratoga's launch, right?" Pappy says, rolling his cigar around in his mouth. "And then, from the water, up pops this psycho redhead. Like, OUT of the water," Pappy says, demonstrating the poppy nature of the assault. "And pantses Kathy here."

"But you don't wea-"

Kathy cocks her head and purses her lips.

"... oh."

"Then she chased us with a police baton, " Kathy says, looking a bit put-out. "Shouting about Indian-ing the hell out of barbarian cowboys!"

"Um. Okay. Good excuse."

"What are YOU doing in here?" Pappy asks.

"Hiding from a rape-gang of sixteen year olds," you reply.

>his fucking face when

>>18315552
I thought we were this classy badass right here.

>>18315566
More like to cause a distraction so we can talk to our sister.

>>18315566
That's a great big NOPE. If she's responsible for the marines then she's gonna reap what she sowed.

>>18315589
> "And then, from the water, up pops this psycho redhead.
did minna........

>>18315589

It's a weird island.

>>18315589
>Berserk Minna
And we missed that.

Goddamn.

I'm...proud of Minna. Wow.

>>18315607
Probably.

>>18315589
Minna gave us a nice gun, I say we use it. Time is growing thin!
We need to do it for our sister, we need to do it for Trude.

We need to do it for the woman we love, and she needs us inside her ASAP.

>>18315589
GJ, Minna.

>>18315589

>"Hiding from a rape-gang of sixteen year-olds"

You know you like it, MC!

>>18315589
>"And then, from the water, up pops this psycho redhead. Like, OUT of the water," Pappy says, demonstrating the poppy nature of the assault. "And pantses Kathy here."

We NEED to see Minna like this.

As someone in irc pointed out, it might be worth letting one of the witches "catch" us, just to see what they do with us. What with Minna's fucking nonfraternization policy and the most grabby of them being rather young, they might be at a bit of a loss. As bad as our face is, the rest of us is pretty fucked up too.

>>18315607
I'm scared and aroused. Also, Minna never gave our pants back, so what are we wearing now ?

>>18315589
How convenient. They could help us get to the phone, and we could get Minna to let the two of them live.

>>18315589
Woah, MC's Broju really did rub off on Minna.

I... I think I need a few minutes to myself.

>>18315659
Heart print boxers, I think.

>>18315659
Our P-61 boxers.

>>18315659
Boxers

>>18315589
YES! Minna has embraced her inner troll.

>>18315659
Not pants.

>>18315642
I bet she's like that in the sack.

>yfw Minna does the cowboy bounce

>>18315663
How could we do that?

>>18315607
>>18315613
>>18315617
I'm of the opinion that we need to start treating her
with some "respect" now. Like occasionally following orders,
Or not telling her to fuck off all the time.
She's earning our respect, not all of it but some.

>>18315589
New item for our schedule:

We show Minna we're still the boss by bouncing her.

>>18315682
Fuck no. We're already orderly enough when we need to be.

>>18315690
Fuck yes.

>>18315682
Agreed. This stunt proves her worth.

>>18315589
>it begins

>>18315682
We can respect her without doing that shit. We're still a pilot.

>>18315702
She's also proven she can take it. Proceed with the next attack run!

>>18315589
>"And then, from the water, up pops this psycho redhead. Like, OUT of the water,"
What have we done?
Something amazing I reckon.
Or maybe our sunglasses/pants have been magically infused so whoever wears them starts acting like the MC.

>>18315680
Could anyone ELSE get her to calm the fuck down?

They really have no alternative.

...And now I'm casting my vote against waifuing minna.


Because the children of that pair would make the devil himself look like a 2-year old while being able to out-dogfight god's entire host of angels

>>18315731
Sakamoto, maybe, or anyone else but fucking us. Have you actually been reading this? MC + Minna = bad.

>>18315589

"You are what now," Kathy says flatly.

"Lets just say there's some suppressed hormonal issues on this rock," you grunt. "Anyways, I was trying to talk to my little sister on the phone - haven't talked to her for ages!- and these shitbirds come and RUIN it!"

"You miss her?" Kathy asks.

"Horribly," you tell her, then give Pappy a hideous, death-promising glare so he knows not to spread that shit around.

"That's so sweet!" Kathy says. "We can't let you be separated from your beloved family!"

"Oh god," Pappy says with apathy.

"WE MUST GET YOU TO A PHONE!" Kathy says, drawing her revolver. Pappy stuffs his fingers in his ears almost by reflex, and you belatedly follow suit just in time. The .45 Colt Peacemaker roars, and a jagged hole appears in the doors lock-plate. Kathy follows it with a cowboy-booted kick, and the door slams open.

"DAMN THE TORPEDOES, CHARGE FOR THE GUNS!" Katy bellows, and the assault beings.

>>18315589
>"And then, from the water, up pops this psycho redhead. Like, OUT of the water," Pappy says, demonstrating the poppy nature of the assault. "And pantses Kathy here.

>>18315723
And thus begins the war that will live in infamy.

Regarding turning the witches into trolls and pilots...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Emdzsz_XvfA

it's not about earning points with the witches, it's about the witches earning points with US

and minna earned some fucking points point

>>18314629
#SWQ @Rizon.net

>>18315720
Still, we should do something to show our approval.

Maybe a gift?

>>18315748
America, fuck yeah!

>>18315748
>Kathy is so awesome

>>18315748
HAHAHA AMERICA!

>>18315768
What is wrong with you? Fuck no.

>>18315768

Approval?

She knows she has it... It's hard to hide with her abilities.

On that same topic, it's hard to hide in boxers.

>>18315742
All the more reason to do it.

>>18315768
a "Obey orders and act like a soldier for 2-hours" gift card?

>>18315748
Operation Phone Overlord has begun.

this can only end well

>>18315803

You mean Operation Collect-Call.

>>18315748

DID I CALL IT OR DID I CALL IT?

ALL HAIL THE RIDER KICK!


>>18315742

+1

>>18315801
Sounds good.

>>18315809
"You think they can hear us now?"

>>18315748
STORM THE PHONE BOOTHS

HOO-AH

>>18315801

Oh god... The possibilities of this gift card.

>>18315742
>Filename

HE'S A HARDCORE, GIVE-NOFUCKS FIGHTER PILOT.

SHE'S A MEMBER OF AN ANCIENT ORDER WHO FLYS PANTSLESS AND USES MAGIC!

TOGETHER, THEY BOUNCE THE UNSUSPECTING AND FIGHT ALIENS

>>18315742
See, that's the plan here. We turn them all into pilot bros, and then we don't have to deal with the waifufags.

>>18315742
Wait, how is that bad?

>>18315801
>>18315801
This is a horrible idea.

We have to definitely do that sometime.

>She will use it for a BDSM session

>>18315801
Fuck that shit. We can just let her keep the pants, if you're that desperate.

>>18315835
I'd watch that as a saturday morning Cartoon.

>>18315748
Ahem.

Why is nobody waifuing for Kathy? Hard gay or no hard gay, look at that crazy bitch go!

>>18315838
It wouldn't even be sporting to the hosts of heaven and the legions of hell

>>18315748
and such is how the american invasion of Britain started

>>18315801
This or the pants.