Waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Now that's an interesting idiom.
It apparently means to await a seemingly inevitable event, especially one which is not desirable.

Now, being Japanese, you shoudn't be familiar with this western saying, but somehow you are.

Now there you are, on the bed, on top of Keima.
Your girlfriends have just walked into the door.

That was the moment the other shoe dropped.

>>18330446
"Keima just got a little too drunk off of Kenji's whiskey. I was just on the way to take him back to his room."

And pick up Keima, and make for the door.
We'll have a serious talk with him, but right now is neither a good place or time.

>>18330506

fffffffffff-

Setting up for epic troll, part two.

>>18330506
It's not really what it looks like, I was taking him to his room after he drank to much and slipped on a bottle of whisky. Once we get them mollified and him tucked in we should give them the whole story, honesty is the cornerstone of a healthy relationship.

This is from the previous thread. Play at your own risk.

I propose that we play the MSQ drinking game.

Every time we get into a wacky misunderstanding, take a shot.

Every time somebody falls for us, take a shot.

Every time our future self is present, you take two shots, and then do it agin when we loop around.

If you suggest a course of action that leads to shitstorm, you take a shot for every off-topic post you cause.

>>18330506
"I'm trying to get Keima back to his room. Would you mind picking up the cans on the floor so I don't slip again?"

>>18330572

Oh, christ. Lookout, you're trying to give us all alcohol poisoning, aren't you? You secretly want the quest all to yourself.

I'M ON TO YOU.

"Little help? I was trying to carry him, but he's not a petite little german girl."

If the twins were actually mad, they wouldn't be teasing. They know all about our crazy awkward misfortunes by now.

>>18330446
>>18330506

Give them a serious look.

"This is nothing like what it looks like. We also now have something of a problem."

>>18330588
He's the first one to accept the challenge, according to what he said last thread. I think our ship is going to need a new lookout after tonight.

>>18330588
HAHAHA
only if I manage to drink all of you under the table. I wasn't the one who proposed it, but I am sure as hell gonna try.

>>18330588

Actually it was my suggestion, he just said that he'd play with me.

>>18330446
>>18330506
"What's with people who are into me getting drunk and passing out in our room the past few days?"

I forgot how much of a lightweight Keima was and he got into some whiskey.

Next thing I know he is straddling me, in a skirt asking me if he is a target.

Also we need to make chocolate lions for Saber

>>18330506
>>18330446

Stand up.

Look at them, at Keima, at ourselves, and back to them.

"Let's face it. This is NOT the worst thing you've caught me doing.

You are a can of whiskey.
One of a multitude of cans.

You and your packmates were bought from the PX hours ago.
One by one all six of you were emptied.
And now you are on the floor.

>>18330634
So we are channelling tony stark now? I approve

>>18330629

As tempting as that is, we can't say that.

Now is serious time.

>>18330640
where the hell do you even GET Whiskey in cans?

>>18330640
>"Are those Bullet Holes!?"

>>18330647
PX.

>>18330643

I think we have enough Alcohol to make it plausible after tonight.

>>18330647
Just about any bottle shop or liquor store will sell
Premix cans of whiskey and dry or cola

>>18330647

Cheap Liquor stores. No sense of right or wrong, or how to package a good drink.

>>18330647
South America and Scotland, apparently.

http://www.panama-guide.com/article.php/20110117103602460

You are a can of whiskey.
One of a multitude of cans.

Feet nudge and rolled you as the people left the room.
And now you find yourself near the foot of bed.
You look up to see someone's foot about to step on you.

>>18330673

>can
>look up

What the fuck?

>>18330506
Slow inhale through the nose.
"I did nothing wrong."

>>18330669
>>18330667
>>18330661
that's news to me. I suppose that's what Misato is always drinking?

And the other shoe did drop.

"Hayate." Erica says as Keima's remaining shoe slipped off and fell to the floor. "You've done it again, haven't you?"

[ ]yes
[ ]no

>>18330673
>japan-has-been-selling-whiskey-in-cans-for-ages

Fucking Nips. What other atrocities have they the temerity to commit?

rolled 39 = 39

>>18330706
[x] maybe

>>18330706

"At this point, I have no idea."

>>18330706
>[✓] no
"This time, it was honestly mostly not my fault for once."

>>18330706
[x]yes, I think.
I need to talk it out with Keima first, make sure it wasn't just the whiskey talking.

>>18330715
>>18330716

These.

We can't just make assumptions about this scenario.

>>18330706
To be honest I am not entirely sure but I think so

>>18330705
Nah she drinks beer constantly,

>>18330706
I have no idea. Right now I am drunk, tired and confused.

"I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STOP!"

>>18330706
Honestly this is beyond the simple level of misunderstanding that "me doing it again" says. Help me get him tucked in to bed and I'll tell you everything.

>>18330706
[x]I am not sure... Kraus did it happen again? Im going to say most likely.

>>18330707
>What other atrocities have they the temerity to commit?
Roe, squid, and seaweed spaghetti.

>>18330706
"I… I think I may have. I'll talk to him in the morning, though. I think I've been a terrible friend."

>>18330753
THAT LOOKS REALLY TASTY.

>>18330716
>>18330740
these

>>18330753
>>18330760
Let me show you their crimes against pizza.

>>18330773
THOSE DO NOT LOOK LIKE PIZZA BUT THEY LOOK TASTY.

>>18330753
The Italians have made roe and squid spaghetti long before the Japanese did
They make black spaghetti by using squids ink to stain the noodles, my family were fishermen and we worked with Italians long enough to learn these things that one should never know.. The spaghetti was damn good though

>>18330773
Not to mention the atrocities they have done to ice cream.

>>18330793

Was ist das

>>18330753
>>18330773
these are bad, but whiskey in a can in worse.

Whiskey in a jar on the other hand...

>>18330806
Squid-flavored ice cream.

>>18330793
THIS AGAIN LOOKS TASTY AS LONG AS YOU ARE NOT EXPECTING IT TO TASTE LIKE NORMAL ICE CREAM.

Once we sort this situation out we need to make chocolate lions for Saber since we forgot to make her anything earlier

>>18330706
"Maybe." you answer her as you get up from your compromising position, "I'm not quite sure."
"Anyway, can you help me get Keima back to his room?"

"Meh. Just leave him on the bed, he looks far too comfortable to wake up now." she answers as Ursula gives a small nod.

You do as told, and sit down on the sofa with the two.
"So," they ask you. "What exactly happened?"

Goddamnit, guys, this isn't food atrocity time, this is "realize we fucked up" time.

>>18330813
Thank you for the input, kraus. Now we should go for

[x]Maybe
or
[x]You know at this point... im going to assume yes until someone else can tell me what really happen.

>>18330835
He got into some whiskey while we were watching movies, next thing I know he is straddling me changed into a skirt yelling something about being a target

>>18330835
Explain everything, including the fact that you're confused and think you might be into him - and that you're certain that he's really, really into us.

>>18330835
*shrug* "ham"

>>18330835
Tell em' the whole truth of what happened.

"I mean...I was teasing him, yeah. But...I didn't realize it got to him so much. I feel really bad about it now."

>>18330835
"I believe I trolled him too far."
Fast forward full explanation of last night?

>>18330834
Yes. Agreed. Though nothing for Raising Heart?

>>18330835
"He started drinking whiskey while we were watching some movies, then got drunk. He got on top of me, demanded to know if I went after anything with a skirt. Then he changed into a skirt, and asked if I was going to go after him now."

>>18330835
"I'm not too sure. I only saw him drinking soda, but...
He jumped on top of me, and demanded to know 'what's with the girls?', talking about you and Nanoha. Then he went into goddess mode and asked me if I was chasing him. then he passed out. everyone else just sat there, watched it happen."

>>18330859
No. Hayate doesn't IC view what he's doing as trolling. That's an OOC thing. He's been honest and entirely accidentally fucking with Keima's feelings.

>>18330835
Start at the beginning, when we first met him before we even met them. How we liked him and thought he did look rather damn attractive in a dress. How we've been teasing him the whole time with Frank Sinatra, seeing him in Goddess mode and so on. Honestly we weren't sure if we were teasing him, flirting with him or both. It all culminated last night when he got drunk, went all skirt and straddled us asking if he was a target for our affections.

>>18330874
Well, except for the hug after the tournament. But Erica is complicit in that, and it was an obvious joke.

>>18330869
She has no human form right? We are only doing it for Saber because she has the human form was my understanding... And we would like to add her to the swag pile someday

>>18330835

"Had guys night, eventually talked Keima into bringing his anti-social ass along."

Deep breath. "And then SOMEBODY gave him alcohol. And calling him a lightweight is an insult to most actual lightweights. Turns out when he got drunk he starts spewing off about how he thinks I have evil Machiavellian plot to get every woman ever, and basically wanted to know if I was trying to get with him too. Before the conversation could get nfurther than that he passed out."

"Which would be bad enough if we didn't happen to have an audience at the time. They said they'd keep quiet, but now.... I don't even know where to begin unraveling this mess."

>>18330893
Technically all the Devices are supposed to have a human form, just that most don't seem to use it much. Only Elsie and Saber seem to use it to any extent.

>>18330907

Best, most complete response.

>>18330920

I know now is hardly the time, but we should totally ask Kraus about that sometime.

WAIT. WHAT IF HE CAN PLAY MUSIC?

WE ALREADY HAVE A PARTNER TO PLAY WITH!

>>18330907
This, and if she asks we start from the beginning.

>>18330962
This is the human projection of Kraus that LG put up a LONG time ago.

>>18330979
No that is what our bro should look like

>>18330907

We can give a more complete account if they want it. But this is a solid start.

>>18330979
No wonder he gets bitches, with a visage like that,

>>18330979

But we don't, in character, even know if he can do that.

So we should ask.

>>18330835
"He got into some whiskey while we were watching movies," you begin to explain "next thing I know he is straddling me changed into a skirt yelling something about being a target."
"hahaha seriously?" Erica says with a boisterous laugh "I would pay to have seen that."
You can see a tiny gleam in Ursula's eyes.

"Did you guys have fun?" Ursula asks you.
"Him straddling me? uhh.."
"The party, I mean." she clarifeis.
"Oh. THAT. Yeah it was fun, watched some movies, ate some good food."
"Speaking of food, I smell chocolate on you." Erica sniffs you.
"You're not hiding some from me are you?"

>>18331039
Only until tomorrow morning. Don't want to spoil the surprise after all. Oh shit I forgot to make some now that I think of it

Go make Chocolions

>>18331039
Sudden steely stare. "That is for White Day. If you try to find it early, there will be consequences."

Best housewife.

>>18331039
Is she not wearing the dress like she's supposed to, or did she finally drop the cutesy act?

>>18331065
Yes!

And we need to make the choco-lions, and the smell of freshly made chocolate will drive her mad!

>>18331039
No chocolate here boss, we probably had some during the movie night, Shirou was over. If there is chocolate than it would be in your best interest not to look for it.

Also this Keima thing is probably not over, I somehow doubt this was a one time drunken outburst, I think I swagged him and it's going to be a delicate situation that you two will probably be part of.

>>18331081
She is wearing it but there is no need to go all cutesy since there is only us three and a comatose Keima

>>18330755
>that feel when I may as well have never posted

>>18331039

>Didn't refresh.

"White Day, remember? I've got plenty made up, but you'll have to wait until tomorrow.

>>18331039
"My teasing may have gone to far."

>>18331065
seconded

>>18331039

>>18331085
Instead of antagonizing her, we could just let her at the spoon/bowl when we're done. The leftovers should satisfy her craving a little.

>>18331065
Definitely

>>18331065
Yep.

>>18331147
Yeah let her loose on the bowl etc once we are done, it would probably stop her seeking any out until morning

>>18331147
Sure, she can lick the spoon and the bowl once we're done.

"That is for White Day." you tell her flatly. "If you try to find it early, there will be consequences."
"Okay, okay. sheesh." she pokes her tongue out at you.
"Now if you ladies, would excuse me, I still need to make some more chocolate."
You say as you get up off the couch and walk to the kitchen.

As you are making Saber a white chocolate lion, while trying to keep Erica's hands from the bowl, you have a thought.
"You know, I just may have to talk to Keima in the morning. He seemed far too upset earlier."
"That would be advisable." Ursula tells you.
"Cmon' atleast let me lick the spoon!" Erica says as she tries to grab the bowl.

>>18331297
>"Cmon' atleast let me lick the spoon!"
Please let us turn that into something naughty.

>>18331297
"I've got a spoon you can lick."

She can suck on a chocolate-coated dick.

>>18331297
Give her some melted chocolate.
Give Ursula a kiss

>>18331297
Let Erica at the spoon, while we pick up another one. Finish the lion, we will not be deterred.

>>18331323
>>18331314

Innuendomind

>>18331323
...she probably will too. And then Ursula joins in because, come on. And then we close our eyes and start enjoying it. When we open them, Keima is there too.

>Everything went better than expected.

>>18331297
Give her a bit of melted chocolate and let her have the bowl when we're done. Pull Ursula close, kiss her.

Our relationship thing will probably become a fair bit more complex after White day and Perrine/Hina finally work up the courage to ask.

>>18331297

"When I'm done with it."

>>18331297
perfectly appropriate time for this song

>>18331361
derp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM9rnqdAx00

>>18331297
Put some chocolate in our mouth then kiss her deeply with it. Then hand her the spoon turn around to finish the lion and act like noting happened

>girlfriend wants to lick the chocolate off the spoon
>take it yourself to taunt her
>then, in a sudden reversal, feed it to her mouth to mouth

GODDAMN YOU ARE KINKY /tg/ AND I FUCKING LIKE IT

HOW DO YOU NOT ALL HAVE SIGNIFICANT OTHERS?

Not wanting to risk the now almost complete lion, you transfer some chocolate for Erica into a smaller bowl and hand it to her.
You also put a spoonful of the stuff on your tongue and administer a chocolaty kiss on Ursula.
With both of them seemingly placated, you manage to finish the lion and put it away.

As you were cleaning up the kitchen, the twins push you down behind the counter.
"You know," Erica says, "This warm gooey chocolate has been giving us some ideas..."

>>18331464
I have three. Not twins, though, unfortunately. Hayate has me out-swaggered.

>>18331477
"Sorry girls, but I'm just not into that sort of thing."

>>18331477
"Oh? What kind of ideas?"

>>18331477
"Well, don't keep me waiting - and make sure one of you stuffs your panties in my mouth so I don't wake Keima."

>>18331477
See where this is going, if it goes too far reverse it on them. Also keep it quiet so that Keima doesn't wake up to us sexing it up right in front of him.

>>18331477

"We should be quiet. We have a guest."

>>18331477
And Keima is still in the room.

This is going to end hilariously.

>>18331511

Too much homes.

>>18331530
>>18331518

POINT THIS OUT.

WE MUST BE CAREFUL.

>>18331464

Currently taking a break from relationships, on account of my bad habit of sticking it in the crazies.

>>18331518
>>18331530
"We're discussing penises. Would you like to join?"

>>18331464
In my case it is twofold.
Shocking self esteem thanks to personal history and an utter hatred of all the bullshit most women go through for what "they need" in a relationship. It doesn't help that the only two women I have ever been interested in got pregnant to a jobless asshole and the other got married two years after I met her.

>>18331380
Was me as well

Anyway enough of my problems onwards to shenanigans!

>>18331464

He's blowing me right now actually.

Brave man, last time we did this me describing the scene made him laugh so hard my stuff came out his nose.

>>18331464
It's a lot harder to be suave and actually talk to people in person and without the time to think up something clever. Also it requires I take the risk of actually asking a girl out which is a bitch on fire to work myself up to.

>>18331593
Did not. Need to know that.

>>18331593
How did he react to the FUCKING T REX moment?

>>18331593

I was drinking milk when I read that.

Now I have white stuff all over my face, you fuck.

>>18331593
Bravo. Reach down and squeeze his cheeks for me, would you?

>>18331627

He wasn't there for that one sadly.

>>18331633

BAM. So awesome I hit you with a metaphorical shot.

I love the way you work that hypothetical shaft.

>thread's barely an hour old
>two totally off-topic discussions so far
>live is glad I started neither of them.

>>18331622

Best way to break the crazy bitch type is to hit them with Crazy Awesome.

Take a tip from me: Take swing dancing lessons. They never expect that, and it blows them away every. Single. Time.

...............
It's morning.
You still feel sticky in some places even after that hot shower you three took last night.
Keima is on your right, back in his normal clothes.
The twins are curled up on your left.
You tried to take the couch last night, but the objected, leading you into the bed.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18331686

>started two arguments
>am glad I only have brandy

>>18331731
Finish the various chocolates while cooking breakfast.

>>18331731
Take a shower, make up some breakfast, have a talk with Keima and the girls concerning what exactly he's looking for.

>>18331731
IT IS WHITE DAY. NOW SHIT STARTS GETTING REAL.

>>18331731
prepare the white day presents? Do they need to be wrapped or something?

>>18331731
The same thing we do every morning. Bask in the glory of the harem, then get up and make breakfast and lunch for all.

>>18331731
Teleport out, take another shower, finish chocolates, make breakfast, make Sousuke's daily bread.

Should we move Keima to the couch?

>>18331762
Yes, it is generally expected that the chocolates and gifts be wrapped.

We'd better get everything ready.

>>18331731

Take shower, make breakfast. Ask twins for some alone time so we can talk this out with Keima.

>>18331768
probably not without waking him up, which would be terribad in this situation.

>>18331731
Take another shower, gently wake Keima, give him a cup of coffee, "Keima, I.. I think we need to talk, and I need to apologize."

>>18331731
Well now we ask Keima how he likes his eggs

In all seriousness shower, breakfast and possibly a hangover cure for Keima while we have a bit of a serious talk

>>18331791
Not if we use a couple seconds of Time Stop.

>>18331808
But why bother? Let him rest where he is.

>>18331808
Just let him sleep on the bed.
He is gonna freak out regardless of where he wakes up do he might as well be comfortable

>>18331593
....and now my screen keyboard, pants, and the front of my shirt are covered in a combination of snot, soda, and saliva. My nostrils are burning, I couldn't breathe for a full thirty seconds, and I'm fresh out of napkins.

Goddamn you, you magnificent bastard.

No. Let's see if he remembers that shit.

>>18331844

If he doesn't, we need to tell him.

It's much MUCH better he hears it from us than someone else.

we should probably hold off on THE TALK until lunch.

>>18331862
NOPE! Better we get this out of the way ASAP.

>>18331862
Get talking to him now. We leave it then it is going to get worse

>>18331861
>>18331862

Sooner the better. We don't tell him what happened NOW and/or bring it up, then someone else will later, and that's BAD. If we don't talk about it immediately after bringing it up, he's going to freak out and stew until we do.

Do it fast, like a band-aid.

>>18331862
We deal with this problem as soon as possible, we don't want any possible him hearing it from other people, he hears it from us, he hears it now and we don't let him think that we hummed and hawed about being completely honest.

I'm just saying.
If he's a lightweight and he passed out, he's probably hungover, definitely in no mood to discuss what's happening.

>>18331886
>>18331885
>>18331878
>>18331872

Consensus achieved apparently.

>>18331902
So we sober him up with some coffee, maybe a shower. Give him a few minutes to wake up and calm down.

But it's not something we can just put off. It's not something we can let him stew in.

>>18331902

Infuse our hang-over drink with our healing potion magic.

>>18331902
That's why we shove our hangover cure down his throat first, with a bit of healing potion thrown in for good measure

>>18331918
Hang-over drink IS a potion. We just still need to work on it more. We created it drawing on our memories of working at a underground bar.

>>18331943
it's not a potion yet, just a mundane and terrible tasting hangover cure from a seedy bar we worked in

>>18331943
I don't remember reading that anywhere, but even so, it doesn't mean we can't mix potions.

You teleport out of bed as usual.
After a quick shower, you begin wrapping up the presents and making food.

Once again, the smell of food wakes up Erica and she inadvertently wakes up her twin.
The three of you get eating.

A few minutes later Keima bolts out of bed and into the bathroom.
You step in to help him out.
After he's cleared his stomach, and as he dries off his face he asks you.
"Ugh, what the hell happened last night?

>>18331962
>>18331970
Alright, lemme rephrase that, then. It's the start of potion. We just need to add some majaik.

>>18331990
You may want to sit down first

>>18331990
"We'll talk about that as soon as we fix that hangover up."

>>18331990
"You got drunk, activated goddess mode, and made a pass at me. Do you not remember?"

>>18331990
"Well... What do you remember?"

>>18331990
"I'll tell you in a few minutes. Get cleaned up first though, I'll have some coffee and breakfast waiting for you if you're up for it. We need to talk."

>>18331990
"A lot. Let's get you cleaned up first, then some coffee in you before we talk. And we need to talk."

>>18331990
"You got drunk and said some stuff. Now that you're sober I was thinking we might discuss that stuff in slightly more detail. And privacy."
Shoo the twins off to class.

inb4 he backpedals like an olympic athlete

>>18332045
Of course he will. But the time for games is over. It is a rare occasion where Hayate will become terribly serious.

>>18332066
and if he doesn't remember what he did, then he's going to think we're messing with him even harder this time.

>>18332045
And if he does our white day gifts "mysteriously" appear in his room

>>18332045
Can't backpedal faster than Bunnymode. Can't run away from timestop.

>>18332079
Pretty sure kraus would of recorded it. We know how much he likes laughing at us and that is grade a material for him to sit there and watch again and again, only way it could be better is if we were in bunnymode and he was still a teapot

>>18331990
First things we present him with the hangover cure. And the warning that it tastes as bad as it looks, but it still helps, so down it anyways.
And then, we have a bit of a talk. It doesn't have to be a full-on 3 hour journey into the both of our souls, but we should let him know what he did. And then make with some simple true statements. We're not entirely sure what to make of what happened. We do like him, and it's not just because of the skirt (though that can help some particular types of like go easier, and hanging around our girls will mean a skirt for him sooner or later regardless of whatever else happens). For that matter we don't even know if he's a girl when in goddess mode or not; given the extremes of magic and plots waiting to happen, who knows what gender someone would end up as for who knows how long. But while we admit confusion, we're willing to try and start sorting things out if he is, whether more romantic or more platonic.

>>18331991
Come to think of it we need memories and emotions to make a potion of hangover cure.. We need to get drinking with Sakabroto so we get the mother of all hangovers so we can put the right feeling into it

>>18332128
I do hope writing this didn't take you too long, for LG to not notice it.

"We'll talk about that as soon as we fix that hangover up." you tell him.
"Now let's get some breakfast in you."

You lead him back to the table and get some food in him, you also have him drink your hangover cure.
He remains silent throughout the meal.
'Hey girls. I hope you don't mind, but I think Keima would prefer some privacy as we talk.'
you tell the twins.
'Sure, sure. We'll get ready for class and head on out.' Erica tells you as they head to the bath.

A few minutes later and the two are outside the room.

"So.. What exactly happened?"
Keima asks now that you are alone.
"What do you remember?" you ask him in return
"Not much, i was watching that kungfu movie, and then I woke up in your bed. If I knew what happened I woudnt be asking you."

WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18331990

"Stuff. We'll talk about that in a little bit though. First, let's deal with that hang-over."

>>18332194
Tell him everything, even the awkward stuff about our own confusing feelings for him and that we would like to give being together a try.

>>18332194
You got rather drunk, switched to goddess mode, and asked if I would go after you if you were in a skirt.

It's awkward as hell, I know, but since all the guys heard it, it'd be best to sort this out now rather than let it hang in the air to go bad.

>>18332201
We already did.
>>18332194
Still this >>18332030
Without the shooing part obviously.

>>18332194

"Someone gave you whiskey. Not sure who."

"And then.... Well...." Straight up tell him what happened.

Dead serious, this is not time for jokes.

>>18332194
"You were drunk. You jumped on top of me. You asked what the deal was with the girls, why I've got this multiple girlfriend thing going. You made it sound like I was targeting them like some kind of predator. You then asked if "anyone in a skirt" was a target, and went into goddess mode. then you tried to kiss me. That's when you passed out."

>>18332194
You got drunk climbed on top of me and started asking what's with all the girls.

Then you asked if anything in a skirt was a target and changed into goddess mode and asked if you were a target

The others agreed not to say anything about this to anyone

>>18332214
This. White day is the perfect day for a full confession.

>>18332194
"You demanded to know if I considered anyone in a skirt to be a target. You straddled me and turned on Goddess Mode, and asked if I considered you to be a target. That's about when you passed out from the alcohol."

Be honest, and leave out nothing.

>>18332201
That was dealt with.

>>18332228
That's good.

>>18332214
Talkin bout our feeeeeelings...

>>18332194
This more or less
>>18332128
Completely upfront and honest. We like him, he has some feelings for us. It's not just because he looks good in a skirt or his occasional forays into being a girl.

Make sure he knows the details of our relationship and that it's not that we're predatoring on women but that they come to us and we're not going to turn someone away after all the loneliness we've been through.

Tell him our confusing feelings and that we're willing to see where it goes whether he wants something platonic or something more.

>>18332216
>>18332224
>>18332228
>>18332231
>>18332234

Be sure to bring up the fact that his little show came with an audience if he thinks we're not being honest.

Then reassure him that they've agreed not to talk about it.

>>18332194
"well after we made love..."

rolled 18 = 18

>>18332128
Oh my god. this.

>>18332240
Also >>18332128

>>18332259

That's a good point.

His reaction should be entertaining.

>>18332335
I'm curious how many of us [spoiler]want to have sex with him[/spoiler]

>>18332345
[spoiler]There are no spoiler tags[/spoiler]

>>18332345
I do. Before we even go to class, if possible.

>>18332345
I do if he is a female at the time, otherwise I am happy with trolling / developing a relationship with him

>>18332345

I'm down, but no cuddleing.

There's gay, and then there's ga-hay~.

>>18332345
I've wanted him since Day 1.

>>18332345
A quarter, maybe?
I don't. Not even genderswapped.
I can think of better people to use the genderswap potion on.

>>18332345
I want to start with goddess form, move on to male fellatio, and see where it goes from there.

>>18332345
I'm sure some are.

>>18332345
not me, not even if he's using a genderswap potion.

>>18332371
A quarter do, or a quarter don't?
Pretty sure it's the latter.
I want more fem!Keima, even without sexings.

>>18332371
Once we can make the potion we will have more than enough for everyone.

Feeding it to Shirou then handing him to Rance is still a plan I have though

>>18332345
I want to get involved romantically. The sex is important but ultimately secondary.

>>18332345
Enough, I think.

>>18332345

I'd say about 25-30% wanna hit it, 50% are cool either way, and the rest want NO HOMO, whether this means thy want him swapped or dropped is up for debate.

>>18332345
I didn't until that romantic dance at the masquerade ball. Last night really sealed it for me, though.

>>18332345

I'm...not sure. My penis is confused....

>>18332345
A lot of us, based on the response that question got. A few really don't, though. I'm good either way - though, ideally, I want more DRAMA.

>>18332345
If it is cute, Fuck It.

"Well..You got drunk, climbed on top of me and started asking what's with all the girls." you begin to explain.
"Then you asked if anything in a skirt was a target and changed into goddess mode and asked if you were a target."
His stoic appearance almost imperceptibly changing to one of shock.
"The others agreed not to say anything about this to anyone."
"I.. Did that?" he asks.
"Yes."
His face switches back to his normal expression.
""I must apologize for any inconvenience my behavior last night caused you." he says as he gets up off his seat.
"Thank you for breakfast, and telling me this."
"Now if you would excuse me, I need some time to finish my work."
Before you could stop him he was already out the door and on his way to his room.

WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18332437

Agreed. Worry about implications later.

>>18332442
>before you could stop him

NO, FUCK THAT! WE'RE GOING AFTER HIM!

>>18332442
Follow him. He doesn't get to run away from this talk. One way or another, this gets resolved this morning.

>>18332442
Do not pursue lu bu. let him come to us, when he's ready.
finish preparing white day presents. do we distribute them all at once before class? During Lunch?

>>18332442
Teleport to his room.

>>18332442
Get ready for classes I guess, give Saber the chocolate after we give Shirou the book and during break sneak into Keima's room and plant the white day gifts. Preferably using invis and having time stop ready if he turns up

>>18332437

This should be appropriate.

seriously guys, forcing this isn't suave. We need to wait for him to bring this to us, and until then no trolling.

>>18332442
Mentilate to him:
'Look, you and I both know that this is far from over. You wanna talk about it, my doors always open.'

>follow him
Noooope. We'll see him later when he's had time to think.
Do other stuff that we were planning.

>>18332442
Run up and grab him by the arm.
>You didn't let me finish
>Kiss

>>18332442

Contact Elsie. She is to keep an eye on him, make sure he's alright, and NOT LET HIM NEAR ANY ALCOHOL.

>>18332442
Mentilate him, tell him that we both know this conversation isn't over and that whenever he feels comfortable please come talk to us about it.

>>18332460
During lunch sounds better

Personally I think do not pursue Lu Bu, he is at the moment very confused and embarrassed but not showing it. Talk to him at lunch time when everyone else is distracted

>>18332480
seconding

>>18332480

THIS.

Tell her to let us know if he starts freaking out.

>>18332464
No, let's not add to Keima's confusion. Let's just keep it hidden for now.
He's got enough problems without us compounding it by giving him that statue.

>>18332442
Push for at least letting him know that we haven't rejected him out of hand. This may mean a some time stop or bunny mode to catch up. The latter may help a bit as far as swapping situations a bit.
We'll always help him, skirt or not.

>>18332503
I have to agree with this, now. And the statue in his room was my idea.

At some point, "Hey, Keima, I was gonna leave you this on White Day, but then... things changed."

>>18332532
I generally agree with this. Let him know that, when he wants to talk, we'd like to.

>>18332554
So hide his gifts for now and hope none of the sugar fiends dig around enough to find it

>>18332532
But we don't know in character that he likes us.
All we know is he was dead drunk last night and way awkward this morning.

let him come to us, after he clears his head.
pursuing him now will lead to more denial and awkwardness.

Thinking about it Erica is gonna lose it when she learns we kept the infinite candy bag from her long enough to give it to her as a birthday present

>>18332585
I think even Hayate got a pretty good idea that he likes us from last night

>>18332576
Pretty much.

>>18332585
I think it's pretty fucking obvious how he really feels - but even if it isn't to Hayate, we still need to go get him for another reason.

WE need to apologize TO HIM.

>>18332597
Well, she has a costume ready for us in that instance.
Though she might go with a maid outfit this time.

>>18332597
only for the half-second it will take her to jam her face into it and start inhaling.

>>18332614
>costume
OH RIGHT
ERICA'S DAPPER SUIT
WE TOTALLY FORGOT

>>18332615
Nah she will have her head stuck in it while she beats on us for keeping it a secret for so long.. Until she hits the point of sugar coma or does a replay of the Sakura cake incident

>>18332597
That's a risk we'll have to take.

>>18332613
All of my THIS.

Sooo uhhh what do?

>>18332636
>beats on us
>beats us off
FTFY

>>18332634
Actually she probably bounced out the door in death by frills again. She seems to be enjoying trolling people with it more than we are enjoying trolling her with it

>>18332646
Fucked if I know.

>>18332646
Run after him, apologize, tell him this talk isn't over and that he can pick the time when to continue it, mentilate Elsie to keep an eye on him, then finish getting read for the day if Keima doesn't start talking right then and there.

>>18332646
Let him be for now. We have more important activities to tend to.

>>18332646
Prepare for White Day.
Let Keima come to us when he's ready; do not pursue.
ERICA'S SUIT ASHDJASKFHADJK

>>18332664
THIS.

>>18332646
GO AFTER HIM AND APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT WE'VE BEEN DOING TO HIS FEELINGS AND WHAT TSUNDERE ASSHOLES WE'VE BEEN ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING. THAT WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER LET HIS FEELINGS REACH SUCH A CRITICAL MASS.

Mentilate Keima and apologize, send a mental note to Elsie to keep an eye on him for us
Get dressed go to class hand out gifts at lunch time, give Shirou his book to distract him from Saber's chocolates.
That it?

>>18332646

Contact Elsie. Tell her to keep an eye on Keima for us, let us know if he starts freaking out.

>>18332664
All of my this. This sums it up nicely.

>>18332646
Go after him, let him know we ought to talk about this when he feels comfortable and we're willing to wait for him to process all this.

Also tell him that he has nothing to be sorry about.

>>18332677

Let's give Keima his space, otherwise all good.

Especially the part about having Elsie keep an eye on him.

>>18332664
This, but don't run after him. Just a quick mental contact, "Hey, Keima, when you want to talk about things, I'd be happy to, and, I'm sorry." Then contact Elsie

>>18332646
Mentilate to him that if he needs to talk that we're always available.
Then get the gifts ready and into our folio, and go to class.

>>18332646

the majority, by my count at least, is to mentilate to him that we will finish this conversation when he chooses, apologize if we've offended or confused him, and the ask elsie to keep a close eye on him for us, let us know if his condition worsens.

Give Keima breathing room guys.

Remember when we kept following Yuki in the library? It's going to be MUCH worse than that.

>>18332714
This, but add the addendum that we want to talk this out today. We're not waiting a damn week because he WILL sulk in his room the entire time.

>>18332725
True that. He's a bit too passive-aggressive and anti-social to not set some kind of timetable.

Include a wink.
And a smile.
Always a smile.
Service with a smile.

'Hey.' you contact him mentally 'If you want to continue talking about this later, just feel free to come up to me. I will be waiting.'
Silence.

'Elsie? Hey, I want you to keep an eye on Keima for me. NEVER LET HIM GET ANY MORE ALCHOHOL.' you tell her.
'Okay!' she replies.
'Thanks. I'll have a reward for you later.'

And with that, you pack up all the presents and head to class.
There, you find that you still have about 30 mins before classes start.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18332740
Yeah. He'll cry in his bed for like twenty minutes, pull himself together JUST ENOUGH to put on a mask of neutrality and go to class, not really paying any attention to anything or anyone all the while, just roboting through the day.
Then he'll return to his room, making any necessary excuses to get out of social obligations or people asking him how he's doing, sit down at his computer, and lose himself in dating sims until he can no longer keep his eyes open, followed by crying himself to sleep.

UNLESS WE ACT!

>>18332764
Make Benton's get ready and go to class

>>18332764
Start handing out gifts to all of the people we got gifts for.

>>18332766
Sounds like some personal experience there, Anon.

>>18332764
First, Sousuke and his bread. Ask him if the combat evaluations at the end of the week will interfere with our trip.

Then, we can start handing out our giri-choco's.
Now that I think about it, we should have made Lily something. We can make something real quick during lunch.

>>18332764
Sousuke bread, Hina pin, Nanoha... what did we get Nanoha again?
>>18332773
We're IN class.

>>18332787
We got Nanoha a dark chocolate heart with white chocolate wings.

We NEED to work on the locket today; her birthday is tomorrow, and we haven't recorded jack shit for it yet.

>>18332764
Get lunches made, panic like a motherfucker if we forgot to make chocolates for anyone, we almost certainly did. Make something thematic for them and hit ourselves in the head for such a mistake. Let the twins know about what happened. Set up bread and get to class. We should hand out all of the chocolates during lunch and try to get some private time to hand out the specialized gifts.

>>18332784
Make lily some flower shaped chocolates

>>18332764

Give BREAD.

Give CHOCOLATE.

Have KRAUS amke something for LILY since we TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT HER.

>>18332782
Well I'm no Hayate, but let's just say my teenage years were not fun ones. I'm over it now though.

>>18332784
>Lily
Plainly, we must majaik up some chocolate eyes, to be completely fucking heartless.

You are Katsuragi Keima, the capturing god.
And he just told you what happened.

You can't believe you did that.
You can't believe you raised that flag.
Taking your PSP out, you ask Elsi to play the recording she's sure to have.

>>18332823
This, of course, is fairly decent.

>>18332823
Brilliant!
We need to get them ready as quickly as we can!
Can we make them in 30 minutes?
If not, maybe use Kraus, as crass as it would be?
Or have Jakob make them while we're in class so we can give them to Lily at lunch?

>>18332826

Woah there son, Chocolate flowers on those Pocky pretzel sticks.

Now is not the time to push our shit onto somebody else.

>>18332832
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV6E13xODyA

>>18332843
...actually, Keima probably would use that version.

>>18332842
Don't mind me. I'm just being shitty because I'm in a shitty mood.

>>18332842
Chocolate Lillies on picky sticks

>>18332797
We set it up so it would have multiple different recordings, right?
One of them HAS to be an extremely off-key rendition of I Will Always Love You.

>>18332858
Would me recording more of my shitty phaux-italian accent make you feel less shitty? Or any other equally funny accent?


I could sing Fly Me To The Moon.

>>18332863
Agreed upon recordings:
"I love you"
"Good morning"
"Good night"
Nanoha's movement in Hayate's Concerto in A minor.

>>18332823
Make them tulips or Chrysanthemums, just to screw with her head.

>>18332764
Keima has to suck it up for now. It's White Day. And we've got three commitments to upkeep.

>YOU ARE IN THE CLASSROOM.
>YOU MADE BENTOS WHILE MAKING BREAKFAST
>NO CAN MAKE CHOCOLATE HERE, UNLESS YOU MAJAIK IT UP
>WAT DO?

>>18332920
Party like it's 1939

>>18332920
Hand out heartfelt gifts.

>>18332920
talk to nanoha, see what she did last night. Wait to distribute presents until lunch break.

>>18332920

We came to a consensus: Give bread to Sosuke, give chocolates to the appropriate recipients, magic up a couple more if we forgot somebody.

>>18332877
Maybe. Mainly, I think I need to get some more sleep. That normally does the trick.

>>18332863
Let's stick with Queen for lyrical songs: I Was Born to Love You

>>18332920
Ok I'd rather not magic up the chocolate flowers but if we have to we can, tell Jacob and Ted that we screwed up and are a miserable failure of a butler and ask if they could whip up some chocolate flowers and that we are a disgrace and don't deserve their constant service. Also we should get some bread baking.

While that's happening start reading through the classics Yuki gave us.

>>18332920
Give Sousuke bread, give Hina pin. Mention that we know it won't cure her fear of heights, but it should help if she wants to conquer it herself.

>>18332920
It just feels WRONG to majaik up some chocolates for Lily, when we hand-made the chocolates for everyone else.

I'm voting to start giving out some of the giri-choco's, and when lunch rolls around, we Bunny Mode back to our room and whip up chocolates for Lily.

>>18332920
Deliver bread, majaik up some choloate flowers for Lily, pass all that chocolate out.

>>18332936

There's several non-queen songs we kinda wanna do.

>>18332944
Damnit, you're right.

>>18332949
Then do 'em! I'm not gonna quit if Queen doesn't get used, just because I have a music boner for the group.

>>18332944

The thing is though, if we don't MAGIC we're going to have nothing for her now, and now's the time we hand it out.

Make it up to her later if we have to, but remember: 99% of this is going straight to a love interest.

>>18332942
Agreed on asking for assistance from our familiars.
We will not insult Lily by giving only her the non-handmade chocolates.

Maybe they can get things started, and we can put the finishing touches on the chocolate flowers. Then, we can tell her that the chocolate is from Jakob, Theodore, and us.

>>18332966
I think we can afford to giver her chocolate later.
Not all of the chocolates are for love interests, a lot of them are giri-choco's, and since Lily was brought up in Japan, she'll understand.

>>18332978
>giri-choco
Okay, I'm missing something, here.

>give out chocos

You hand Amazoness the wrapped up chocolate-rexes.
"What This?" she asks you.
"It's a white day present." you explain to her. "On this day, in my dimension and maybe some others, men give out presents to female friends and relations."
"Thank you, Hayate. Me appreciate this." she says with a smile.
"You are most welcome."

You then deliver Sakura's present.
"Aaaww, a white day gift? I didn't know you also knew about white day." she asks you
"Well i was in a pretty normal modern Japanese setting as well back home, I just wanted to give you girls something to show my appreciation for everything."
"Thanks hayate! you're the best." she beams up at you.

You then turn your attention to Hina.

>>18332966
We majaik her up some chocolates and apologize, make it up to her next opportunity we get.

The majaik chocolates won't be any worse than hand made ones but we will know the difference is all

>>18333022

It's like the difference between giving valentine's chocolate to your girlfriend, and giving some to your girl friends.

>>18333022
Obligation chocolates.
Stuff you give to friends.

Homnei choco are love chocos IIRC

>>18333022
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giri_choco

It's essentially chocolate we're socially obligated to give out.
Most giri-choco is cheap store-bought stuff, but we're a classy butler, so it's all hand-made.

>>18333038
>>18333044
Ah, danke.

>>18333050
Well of course it is.

I suppose hoping futuyate bailing us out on this is stupid to hope for really, our list would be weeks long if we didn't fix some things ourselves

>>18333086
It's fairly inconsequential, really. Not really worth the effort, when we can just get it to her a little later ourself.

>>18333086

We could use it as a threat to leverage assets to getting our watch fixed.

"If you don't help me fix my watch so I can get laid, I'll cause a paradox."
"Is that a threat?"
"No, that's just what'll happen. I hav no idea how to fix it and I've already met myself time-traveling."

>>18333086
OH actually yeah, let's add that to THE TIME JOURNAL of things we need to go back in time to do!

-Make Lily super ornate chocolate flowers for White Day

>>18333086
We've got enough chocolates to hand out that we could have the excuse of getting them to Lily later, because we've got so much to hand out.

You approach Hina and hand her the wrapped up chocolate butterflies.
"W-whats this?" she asks you.
"It's your whiteday present."
"B-but, you didnt have to buy me one."
"Oh I didn't buy them, I made them." you tell her
"I find it better if i made my gifts by hand."
"B-but you didn't have to."
"True," you answer. "but I wanted to."
"T-thanks." she tells you as she desperately tries to hide the blush forming.

WAT NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
[ ]give erica's bunny
[ ]give it later
[ ]Yuki's stuff
[ ]majaik some choco for lily

>didnt give hina the pin.
>you as a character decided that the chocos are good for now, due to her being flustered enough as is.

>>18333086
Futuyate bailing us out is not the same as someone else bailing us out.

It's simply extreme levels of procrastination. Not that it's any better or worse, only differently bad.

>>18333110
you realize that getting help from Futuyate with fixing the clock would in itself cause a paradox, right?

>>18333116
We should save TIEM JOURNAL entries for big things, which this isn't really.

>>18333125

Plus 'forgetting' it is a good reason to come find her later.

Let Ted and Jakob roam free, ask them to give Yuki the Chocolate we made her f they run into her.

>>18333125
Dispatch Ted & Jakob with Yuki's, to deliver "if they run into her"

>>18333131

Not if that's how HE got the watch fixed.

We'd actually just be using evidence of his existence to black-mail the bureau into helping us.

>>18333125
[x] Erica's bunny
WITH SUIT. Why is nobody remembering the suit? We can get Kraus to ask Frau to do it.
Also send T+J off to Yuki.

>>18333145
>>18333156

>Again with the hive-mind. What is it with us?

>>18333162
"B-but he's just you with a bowler!"
"A GALLIFREYAN BOWLER."
"...shit. Better get that watch fixed."

>>18333178
I may have been influenced by your post, there is a full minute between them.

>I'M IN YOUR BRAIN

>>18333206

>I AM IN YOUR HEAD GIRL.
>2 guptas.

>>18333145
>>18333156
>>18333166
How about we actually give it to Yuki ourselves? She going going to run away from us again and it is wrong to not hand the gift over ourself

>>18333249

Because Jake and Ted will let it 'slip' that we made it ourselves.

Plus we're busy, and it's better to give it by proxy than late.

>>18333131
Not necessarily, in that case it is a stable time loop, stable time loops are completely fine.

>>18333125
Also I think we're comfortable enough with Yuki to give her chocolate ourself. Ask Jacob and Ted to get started on Lily chocolate, finish it up at lunch and give it to her with profuse apologies.

>>18333249
Are you saying that our minions that are also her new friends aren't good enough? Are you?

>>18333125
Send Jakob back to the dorms, and get the basics of the chocolate flowers for Lily prepared. Use Laplace mode as necessary.

We will give Erica her chocolates along with Ursula at lunch.

>>18333268
>>18333276

>trust me mind.

Again.

>>18333288
GET OUT OF MY TEETH

What's the latest on DEATH BY FRILLS?

We give Erica the day off?

>>18333382

Soon....

SOOOOOON......

You take out Ted and J.
You hand them the chocolates for Yuki with the instructions to deliver it to her.
"oh and Jakob, if you can find the time after that, can you go up to our room and get started on some chocolate. I'll join you at lunch to finish them up."
"Of course sir," he answers you as he trudges off on Ted's back.

As they walk out of the door, Mike walks in to start classes.

>>18333406

Gooood question....

>>18333406
She ran out of the room before we decided

>>18333406
>>18333429
There was some sentiment towards being willing to.

The only problem with having her wear the suit we got her, is that it probably doesn't work with the uniform colors. So we should have her change after classes, if we're gonna get her in the suit.

>>18333437
She probably bounced out of the room in death by frills actually

>>18333426
Man, Jacob and Ted are the best, if anyone fucks with them we will probably bring down an entire universe so that nobody ever screws with our footmen again.

>>18333456
Well could you expect any less form a gift given by the actual Santa and a tiny dapper aguamon?

>>18333426
We must acquire more Familiars, so that Jakob may be properly promoted to Valet.

>>18333471
Well I suggested dapperizing a shark after we went to Nemo's I would say dolphin but they are overdone

>>18333485

That and dolphins rape people.

A lot.

>>18333500
Yeah that too, didn't expect any fa/tg/uys to know that so I didn't mention it. Wouldn't want our familliars scoring what we should be getting

>>18333485
Also dolphins are enormous, enormous jerks.

>>18333512

It's not the scoring, it's the RAPE that bothers me.

During class Mike discussed the importance of the ability to blend in with the local populace.
As he discusses this his eyes are boring a whole through Shirou's forehead.

Lunch time arrives.
Most of the class heads out to buy lunch in the cafeteria or hang out outside.

WAT DO?

Hmmm a dapper shark, killer whale or penguin next.. Nt sure which I like the idea of more

>>18333517

Who roam the sea in packs, and rape eople.

>>18333527
Teleport to our room and finish the chocolates for lily off.
Hand out our remaining giri chocolates and then have lunch with our girls and give them their chocolates

>>18333527
Did we give Shirou the book yet? If not we should give him the book and Saber's lion.

>>18333534

Penguins come with the Tux built in.

>>18333527

Go back to room, whip up the flowers, continue distributing goodies.

>>18333527
Bread Sagara, book Shirou, finish Lily's chocolates, I'm still voting for a flower that has absolutely nothing to do with lilies just to mess with her.

Keep handing out the giri-choco to all of the ladies.

>>18333527
Bunny Mode or teleport (if we can target Jakob as a target) to our room and quickly finish up the chocolate flowers for Lily (I believe we were going with chrysantheums and maybe tulips), use a blast of liquid nitrogen from Kraus to cool the chocolate quickly. Then find Lily, give her the flower-chocolates, and then find our girls to have lunch with them and give them their gifts.

>>18333550
We haven't yet I think.
We also need to hand out chocolates to Mio and Trude, pancakes to Luchinni and our chocotits to MEEYAFOOJEE

>>18333527
Finish Lilly's chocolates. Then distribute all the chocolates.

>>18333534
Smart penguins are kinda creepy, but I'd say that'd be best. Shinji might find it amusing...or traumatizing.

>>18333554
A girl penguin in a maid outfit then.

For the irony.

>>18333566
I thought it was lillies to go with her name we can do a mix or whatever though

>>18333582
Nah, it's not-lilies for a little light trolling. Also lilies would be obvious.

>>18333580
You're weird.

>>18333566
Let's do this thing.

>>18333605
Fair enough

>>18333566
SHIT!
I forgot, include some chocolate hearts with bunny ears for Vita!
We can't forget Nanoha's best friend and team mate!

>>18333636
I bet that Jacob noticed that we were forgetful and did us a solid, he's probably has it on lockdown.

>>18333636
Do them as well then. We might have to make some chocolates for Madoka while we are at it as well or she would feel left out and we wouldn't be up to standard

>>18333636
Or little chocolate mallets! With shortcake handles!

>>18333654
Goddamn, I can't believe I forgot Madoka!
Chocolates with strawberry preserve centers!
Fuck!

We are the worst butler!
And people want to add MORE women to the list?

>>18333636
So Vita chocolate bunny ear heart and mallets?
>>18333654
Madoka chocolate frills?

>>18333675
Problem with Vita and Madoka is that they're both not constantly around, so they're easier to forget.

Looks like we may ahve to engage Bunny mode just to get this shit done.

>>18333582
Let me tell you something - my little sister is named after a particular flower.

The only person who has ever in her entire life given her flowers other than that one kind was me. To her, those were the most special she's ever received, and confided in me as much.

We're not getting her lilies.

>>18333694
You sir, get a brofist.

>>18333683
Sounds good.

>>18333693
They are seen every now and then so we need to make sure we do things for them as hard as it is to remember every character in the game

>>18333762
I'm certainly not saying we SHOULDN'T do something for them. Just that it's not too hard to forget.

>>18333784
Yeah I didn't mean that, just we are going to always have trouble remembering every character out there when we get to things like this.

Until they are all in our swag pile at least

You tell Erica to go on ahead and start eating with the others, telling her that you'd be following soon.
You then give sagara his bread and then walk up to Shirou.
"Hey Shirou, can you let out Saber for a bit?"
"Why?"
"I have something for her."
"Why?"
"I just do."
"okay!"

He draws his sword and it turns into the armor-clad saber.
"Hello Saber. I hope you don't mind accepting these." you tell her as you hand her the wrapped lions.
"What are these?" she asks.
"Theyre your whiteday present. In my culture, it is customary to give females presents on this day."
She opens the box up and holds up one of the lions.
"It's amazing. I am not worthy of such work."
"I'm glad you like it. I made everyone something, so please feel free to eat those."
"Thank you." Saber tells you with a smile.
Shirou smelled the scent of chocolate.
He knew that sweet intoxicating aroma.
"CHOOOOOCOLAAAAATE!"

WAT DO?

So, for Landing Gear if he refreshes:
Teleport or Bunny Mode back to the room, and whip up really fast Chrysanthemum and Tulip chocolates for Lily, Chocolate Mallets with Shortbread Handles and a couple chocolate hearts with bunny ears for Vita, and some frilly chocolates with strawberry centers for Madoka.

Eat lunch with the girls, after preparation is done, giving out chocolates as we go.

Who else are we missing?

>>18333810

Give him the sword book.

QUICKLY.

>>18333810
Pull out the A-Z Swords book and wave it in Shirou's face.
"Shirou! Look! Swords!"

>>18333810
Do we let Saber bonk him in the head for trying to steal her shit, or do we quickly give him his stuff so he settles down?

>>18333816
Recette and tear
CHOCOLATE COINS

>>18333810
Shove the ABC's of swords in his face and tell him that the chocolate is Saber's and that you aren't allowed to steal someone else's chocolate.

>>18333810
Intercept with fudge.

>>18333810
Big Book of Swords. And majaik up some crappy chocolates for him.

>>18333839
>>18333837

I've just spotted the flaw in our plan.

It requires Shirou to care more about a BOOK than FUDGE.

>>18333866
No, it requires him to care more about SWORDS than fudge.

>>18333810
Sword-book him, In the face.

>>18333839
It was ABC's of swords wasn't it?
Either way distract him with the book and a quick clip under the ear if necessary

>>18333847
Not bad.

>>18333816
This after we sort out the Shirou situation.
And et the girls to snag the witches / friends we haven't handed chocolates out to yet

>>18333847
Shit I suggested that last time as well, add that to the list

>>18333810
Hit him with the book.

You hold Shirou back from making a grab at Saber's present.
YOu then take out the book.
"Hey shirou, look at this." you tell him as you demonstrate it.
You pull out an impressive Macuahuitl from the books M page.
"oooh..." Shirou looks entranced.
"i'll give you this book, if you promise not to take Saber's chocolate."
he looks back from the chocolate lion to the book.
he does this several more times.
"b-but... b-but.." he stammers.
"Okay okay, Ill give you this too." you tell him as you materialize a cinderblock sized bar of milk chocolate.
He grabs the chocolate brick and the book.
"DEAL!" he says in a toothy grin

>>18333944
I guess that'll do. Now, for last-minute-bunny-mode-chocolate-making

>>18333944

Crisis averted. Pop into our room for LAST MINUTE CHOCOLATES. Then go meet the girls and hand theirs out.

>>18333944
Okay, we'd better step on it.
Teleport to Jakob's location, and get started on the list here
>>18333816

If we have the spare time and chocolate, chocolate coins for Recette and Tear.

>>18333981
>>18333991

>chocolate-mind

We're at three and counting today....