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    49 KB STRIKE WITCHES: NO ANON, YOU ARE MUHREENZ planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)22:23 No.18330940  
    There are Marines in the base.

    You wait in the shadows of the second-story landing. There are Marines in the base. Sakamoto's warnings to Commander Minna went ignored, and now it's too late.

    You crab-walk along the landing, peering through the banisters down at the main double-doors of the castle's lobby. Below you, the doors swing open with a long, echoing, ominous creak, and the first pack of Marine Aviators strut in like they own the place.

    On the other side of the stairs, you see a door swing open ever so slightly. Wheels are slowly brought into the light... as the Rolling Court Martial emerges. Over the back of the wheelchair's seat, you see Zucchini and Miyafuji looking at you.

    You exchange a grim, determined nod with them. Below, one of the Marines runs his hands over the piano inexpertly, and another one of them makes a crude joke.

    You feel your pulse quicken as the hate takes you. The hate. Navy faggots, with their filthy Navy ways and their fucking Navy football team and their ability to manifest between an Army soldier and a news camera every single fucking time.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)22:24 No.18330954
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    The Marines keep on fucking around downstairs - sampling the softness of the couches, marveling at the actual throw rugs on the floor, examining the vaulted ceiling. Sean may be the radar man, but your gaydar is pinging like a sumbitch right now, man.

    Finally, you can take no more. You spring to your feet, and scream the primal challenge of the ages.

    "YOU!" you scream madly, leaning over the balcony and pointing at them.

    Four Marine pilots look up at you with surprise.

    "ARE!"

    They shake their heads wildly, begging you, pleading with you-

    "NAAAAAAAAAAAVYYYYY"

    With a combined roar of wounded pride, the MUHREENZ swarm up the stairs towards you, hands balled into fists, fangs out and hair afire - and with a sharp chop of your hand, you unleash the Wheelchair of War.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:26 No.18330989
    LEEEROOOOOY JEEEEEEEENNNKINS
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:27 No.18330998
    Good to see you back.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)22:28 No.18331011
    IT BEGINS
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:28 No.18331017
    >put noko in the name field in the last thread
    Well I just look stupid now.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:28 No.18331019
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    >>18330954
    FUUUCCKKKK YYYOOOUUUUUU NNNNNAAAAAVVVVVYYYYYYYY!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:29 No.18331025
    >>18330954
    The things that happen when you forget a camera...
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:30 No.18331041
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
    !!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:30 No.18331044
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    inb4 Minna jumps all all
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:30 No.18331054
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    >>18330940
    >>18330954
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:30 No.18331055
    >>18330954
    >>18331019
    Oh that is going to get our ass beat so bad.
    And it will be worth it, to call them Navy faggots.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:31 No.18331061
    >>18331044
    Minna jumps all of you. Is what I meant to say. Screw grammar.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:31 No.18331068
    >>18331044
    OH god no.

    3 times in one day? Our pride will never recover.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:32 No.18331075
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    >>18330940
    >Inb4 Minna moves in for the kill-bounce
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:32 No.18331076
    >>18331044
    In her current state, she'd probably start helping us. Or stir shit up even more.

    Bah, she's probably off trolling them down at the dock.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/14/12(Wed)22:32 No.18331078
    >>18330940
    Marines have been deployed.

    Also, calling Marines Navy..
    no offense but you are doomed, literally if i wanted to get my ass kicked, the only thing i could say that would be worse is " AF > Marines" I think.

    Also, Navy > Army, forever in terms of football, but the football team is Academy banditry.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)22:32 No.18331082
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    >>18330954

    Miyafuji and Zucchini run for the staircase, pushing the Rolling Court Martial before them. Right before they reach the stairs, they vault over the back, one sitting on each arm, and down the stairs it goes, bouncing and jouncing as it plummets. As they reach the mid-stair landing, Miyafuji leeeeans way out as Zucchini tilts in and the Court Martian pirouettes on one wheel with practiced grace - and hurtles down the stairs towards the hapless Marines.

    "CRAZY FUCKING IVAN!" the lead man screams, and they dive for the banister, dangling by their hands as the Court Martial thunders through their number, bounces down to the floor, and finally overturns, throwing Witches ass-over-teakettle. Miyafuji plows into a throw rug and Zucchini softlands on a sofa.

    "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" one of the dangling Marines shouts down at the floor.

    Zucchini springs to her feet like a squirrel on crack cocaine, and straightens out her pants.

    Her pants!?

    Then she produces aviators from her vest pocket, snaps them open, and puts them on her face.

    "DEAL WITH IT."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:33 No.18331100
    >>18331075
    Too late, see; >>18331044
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)22:34 No.18331109
    >>18331082
    They're learning.
    They're finally learning!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:34 No.18331111
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    >>18331082
    ...Witches...

    I am so proud....
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:34 No.18331113
    >>18331082
    NOOOOO. IT'S SPREADING. OH FUCK
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:34 No.18331115
    >>18331082
    OBJECTIVE COMPLETE.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:34 No.18331117
    >>18331082
    IT BEGINS

    OH GODS YES THIS IS GLORIOUS
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:34 No.18331119
    >>18331082
    YEEEESSSSSSSS
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/14/12(Wed)22:34 No.18331121
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    IT'S GLORIOUS
    EVERYTHING IS GLORIOUS
    I LOVE IT
    I LOVE THIS QUEST
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:34 No.18331122
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    >>18331082
    >Her pants!?

    >Then she produces aviators from her vest pocket, snaps them open, and puts them on her face.

    I'm so proud...
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:34 No.18331123
    >>18331082
    Yes! It has begun! We are PILOT!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:34 No.18331124
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    >>18331082
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:34 No.18331127
    >>18331082
    "COME MY CHILDREN, WE HAVE WORK TO DO."
    And then plan another prank on the mariners.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:35 No.18331131
    >>18331115

    It's spreading exponentially.

    We won the quest, guys. Everyone go home.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:35 No.18331133
    >>18331082
    >Zucchini springs to her feet like a squirrel on crack cocaine, and straightens out her pants.
    >Then she produces aviators from her vest pocket, snaps them open, and puts them on her face.
    Wait...wat? Wat? WAT?!

    Our greatest dream and worst nightmares have come true.
    The girls are now PILOTS.
    And they bounce better than us.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:35 No.18331134
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    >>18331082
    Zucchini redeemed
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:35 No.18331136
    >>18331082
    >vest pocket
    I didn't think she wore a vest, just a big shirt of some kind.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:35 No.18331138
    I AM SO PROUD RIGHT NOW. You bounce on, little witches!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:35 No.18331146
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    >>18331082
    What madness is this?!
    >> Major Airlift 03/14/12(Wed)22:36 No.18331151
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    >>18331082
    PANTS
    >> Starshadow 03/14/12(Wed)22:37 No.18331164
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    BOUNCE BOUNCE MOTHERFUCKER
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:37 No.18331168
    >we left pants and aviators in Zucchinis room way back when we pulled the "ghost" prank
    FAP ANGEL PLANNED THIS!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:37 No.18331169
    >>18331082
    We have created monsters!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:37 No.18331170
    >>18331133
    No, they work for us. They can't be better, turning them into pilots was the original plan so that we can BOUNCE BY PROXY.

    Also, planefag just bounced them spamfags.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:38 No.18331178
    After the war, all women wear pants, this Quest symbolically spitting on the whole setting.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:38 No.18331179
    >>18331082
    ZUCCHINI IS OFFICIALLY OFF THE SHITLIST
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:38 No.18331181
    >>18331082
    You're learning girls, THAT is how you bounce!
    >> Major Airlift 03/14/12(Wed)22:38 No.18331183
    >>18331168
    You mean we planned it. Pretending to be dead was our horrible I idea I believe.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/14/12(Wed)22:38 No.18331185
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    >>18331082
    YES! ALL OF MY YES!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:38 No.18331186
    >>18331168
    We got enough for every witch, IIRC
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/14/12(Wed)22:39 No.18331193
    >>18331186
    We didn't actually distribute them.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:39 No.18331194
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    >>18331082
    Fap angel, fap angel~
    The one I adore~
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:39 No.18331196
    >>18331082
    This seems like a bad thing. If they are learning then what upper hand do we have for future shenanigans.
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    >>18331082
    They grow up so fast.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:40 No.18331207
    >>18331193
    We didn't?

    And it's Minna birthday...
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:41 No.18331222
    Our multi level bouncing scheme is well underway.

    Now we just need the witches to start recruiting their own bouncers and we can go exponential.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:41 No.18331223
    >>18331197
    Ah, you managed to land it in the thread this time. Second try's the charm, eh?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:41 No.18331228
    >>18331193
    I thought we distributed some of them when we handed out gifts and requisitioned items from our wheelchair, those many threads ago...
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)22:41 No.18331229
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    "... hey, you're IJN. Navy," one of the Marines says, huffing as he hauls himself over the bannister. "What gives?"

    Miyafuji pauses, looking like her old, uncertain self.

    You make a glasses-donning gesture with your hand.

    She shakily applies her aviators, and the moment the slip over her eyes, she seems to stand a little taller. "Well," Miyafuji says calmly, "I guess it takes one to bounce one."

    There's a strained, split-second pause, and then the Marines explode up the stairs, one of them climbing with hands and knees because he won't take the time to stand upright again.

    "OH, YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU FILTHY DISGUSTING BASTARD!"

    You turn and flee down the hallway, cackling like a mad bastard. Now you've shown them. There's just no coming back from-

    "YOU ACADEMY ASSLICKER!"

    They

    what

    mother

    *fucker*

    >THIS WILL NOT STAND
    >NAME YOUR RETALIATION
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:41 No.18331232
    >>18331193
    >>18331207
    Yeah we did. During the ghost bit Sean planted them in their rooms.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:41 No.18331233
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    >MFW Minna didn't try to waylay or stop the marines
    >MFW Minna planned the witches to ambush them
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:42 No.18331245
    >>18331229
    >I guess it takes one to bounce one
    ...that doesn't make any sense. I think she's going to need remedial classes.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:42 No.18331247
    Man, this warms the cockles of my heart.

    I know we already got them gifts, but if we can find an ice-cream store or something, that would just be fantastic.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:43 No.18331258
    >>18331082
    ZUCCHINI YOU GLORIOUS VEGETABLE BITCH
    WHEN WE GET TO ITALY I'M LETTING YOU TREAT ME TO THE BEST RESTAURANT THERE
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:43 No.18331260
    >>18331229
    NO HOMO! And dive down the stairs
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:43 No.18331261
    >>18331223
    4chan X and captcha somehow bounced me to the front page. IIAM.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:43 No.18331264
    >>18331229
    Miyafuji, you're all grown up now.

    Now go downstairs and claim your cute little girlfriend and her tits.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/14/12(Wed)22:43 No.18331265
    >>18331245
    She called them Navy.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:43 No.18331267
    >>18331229
    youuuuu

    aaaareeee

    ENLISTEEEEEEEED
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:43 No.18331268
    >>18331245
    It's because Miyafuji is IJN, Imperial Japanese Navy.
    She's saying it takes Navy to bounce Navy, calling the Marines Navy again.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:43 No.18331269
    >>18331229
    We need back-up for this.

    Find Minna, she'll be game.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:43 No.18331270
    >>18331229
    >No whistle
    >No pants
    >No fucks
    Final destination.

    WITCHES OF BARIN! ASSEMBLE!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:44 No.18331278
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    >>18331229
    NO SURVIVORS!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:44 No.18331280
    >>18331229
    Call the rape train
    >> Major Airlift 03/14/12(Wed)22:44 No.18331283
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    >>18331229
    Run like a motherfucker! Trolling must be applied carefully. Turning around now means we get our already bruised ass beaten.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)22:44 No.18331284
    >>18331229
    THIS BULLSHIT SHALL NOT STAND

    MEN OF THE AIR! ASSEMBLE!
    SEAN, IAN, LUKE! TAKE UP YOUR WEAPONS OF WAR AND BRING THEM HELL!
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/14/12(Wed)22:44 No.18331287
    >>18331229
    as an OCS guy, I am sorry but fundamentally everyone from the Academy besides Rickover is .. awful. (i was a jerk who did both sides, but enough about me being way too old in the navy)
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:44 No.18331288
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    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:44 No.18331291
    >>18331245
    I think she's admitting she's gayer than f Mardi Gras, and that they are too by service association.
    >> Zanraptora 03/14/12(Wed)22:45 No.18331292
    >>18331229

    Blow the rape whistle... It doesn't work.

    That's exactly what we need right now!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:45 No.18331294
    >>18331229
    There is a vehicle in the US arsenal at this time. A tank destroyer, designated the M10. The British call it the Wolverine.

    I say we take on the spirit of that vehicle. And charge.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/14/12(Wed)22:46 No.18331301
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    >>18331229
    Soap Boolets. Find the Soap Boolets. Then proceed... waiiit.... ahahahahaha

    HELL COW!
    Summon the dread Hellcow!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:46 No.18331302
    >>18331245
    See: >>18331078
    Miyafuji just called them Navy. Marines don't take kindly to that.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:46 No.18331305
    >>18331229
    It is time to demonstrate our deadliest, most risky maneuver.
    THE FORWARD BOUNCE.

    GRAB CURTAINS
    TANGLE MARINES IN CURTAINS
    ROLL MARINES UP IN CURTAINS
    KICK THEM DOWN STAIRS UNTIL THEY LAND AT EILA'S FEET
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:46 No.18331307
    >>18331229
    Have the witches get into the side rooms. Act as bait. When the marines get close, signal the girls and have them open the doors. Marines will run smack into them.

    OR we can have them run off and grab some oil from the hangars and use it to coat the floor around corners. They'll slide to their doom!

    We will teach them to never pursue Lu-MC.
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    >>18331292
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:46 No.18331309
    >>18331245
    If it takes one to know one, and she's Navy, then they are also Navy. They don't like being Navy.
    >> Starshadow 03/14/12(Wed)22:46 No.18331311
    >>18331294
    Errr, have paper thin armour and hit really hard?

    On second thought we still don't have pants, so I guess it works.
    >> Writefag 03/14/12(Wed)22:46 No.18331312
    >>18331229

    We must lead them carefully through the halls, a fighting retreat that would make Chief Joseph proud until we lure them right into the path of Minna.

    We will solve problems at once: The Marines will be...

    Taken care of...

    And Minna will have a chance to work out her frustration. If we play our cards right we can even play it as a birthday present- her very own pack of Marines to play with.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:47 No.18331319
    what ever we do we do it while singing the army air corps song
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:47 No.18331320
    >>18331301
    >Summon the dread Hellcow!
    Yes!
    Release! The Hellcow!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:47 No.18331322
    >>18331284
    Yes!
    Find our crew!
    Assemble the might of the airforce and crush these navy posers!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:47 No.18331327
    >>18331292
    Chris still has the whistle. To be fair, being alone with Trude she probably needs it more.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:47 No.18331329
    >>18331229
    Call Eila like you were summoning Father Alexander motherfucking Anderson.

    Some things are Just. Not. Done.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:47 No.18331334
    >>18331292
    SEAN!
    RELEASE THE COW!
    >> Major Airlift 03/14/12(Wed)22:47 No.18331335
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    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:48 No.18331343
    I say we introduce these fools to the HELLCOW!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:48 No.18331348
    moo
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:49 No.18331357
    >>18331308
    It attracts rapists, it works perfectly.

    Not our fault MC always uses it in medias rape.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:49 No.18331359
    MOO MOTHERFUCKERS!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:49 No.18331360
    >>18331229

    BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL, I SUMMON YOU!

    HELLLCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:49 No.18331365
    >>18331348
    Good sir, I do believe you mean "Hiss".
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)22:50 No.18331373
    >>18331245
    >she navy
    >implying they navy

    Incidentally, NavalAnon is entirely correct - Marines fucking hate being reminded that it says "Department of the Navy" on their paychecks (even though it totally does.)

    Incidentally, airmen are the most likely to do the reminding, mostly because frictions with local off-base population (and resulting restrictions in off-base drinking) almost always start with misbehaving marines. So naturally Marines retaliate by >implying Academy fag.

    Now you have to understand something about the Air Force academy.

    It is a THAT GUY factory. Graduates fund the F-35 program by eating coal and shitting diamonds. Judge Dredd and most Paladins have had applications rejected, harshly. The upper-story windows, they do not open, for if they did it would rain cadets, especially before exams. In older days, you were allowed to chew your food exactly three times before swallowing, and if you chewed twice or four times, watchers would take away your plate.

    Graduates are formidable people. And often the kind you want to kill when nobody's looking.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:50 No.18331381
    Hellcow must be wearing aviators. This is not optional.
    >> Starshadow 03/14/12(Wed)22:52 No.18331406
    We still owe Sean remember. Even if we team up with him now, we should use the chance to set him up. We also need to troll Ian again. If only as a preemptive strike for whatever mischief he no doubt has already perpetrated.

    Also goddammit. Whoever archived the second thread last night dun goofed and messed up the perfect series of roman numerals we had going. Please pay more attention.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:54 No.18331423
    >>18331229
    We're outnumbered. Retreat and plot with Sean and Ian.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:54 No.18331427
    >>18331406
    Bouncing marines take priority over bouncing our faggot asshole friends.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:54 No.18331430
    >>18331373
    Did you serve, planefag?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:55 No.18331435
    >>18331423
    Also possibly Minna.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:55 No.18331437
    >>18331373
    Since this is pre-'48, can't they just turn around and call us "Army"? Or is that less of an insult to WWII-era zoomies?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:56 No.18331448
    >>18331430
    Isn't he still in school?
    >> Starshadow 03/14/12(Wed)22:56 No.18331452
    >>18331427
    Who says we can't multitask? But yes, right now we need to call in the cavalry.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:57 No.18331460
    >>18331448
    College I think.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:57 No.18331461
    >>18331448
    If by "school" you mean "university/college", the two are not mutually exclusive.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:57 No.18331471
    >>18331448
    A lot of former military men go back to collage after their tour is over. My classes always had 1 or 2.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:57 No.18331472
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    Oh god, I can see it now:

    >Minna in a side hallway, emotions in turmoil over what she heard hiding in the closet
    >Hears a noise, and looks up to see MC being chased by a pack of marines through the main hallway
    >"Great. Now I have to be serious again to deal with these fuckers."
    >Before she can do anything, she hears several loud screams
    >The marines go running by in the opposite direction, pursued by Hellcow being ridden by Sean and MC
    >"...well, I guess they have it under control, then."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)22:59 No.18331487
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    >>18331381

    I have no idea what you are talking about. Glasses on a cow? That is just silly. Why would anyone EVER draw that?

    (I left the text out for you macro'ing pleasure)
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:00 No.18331493
    >>18331487
    >>18331487
    MOTHER OF GOD
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:00 No.18331494
    >>18331245
    She also just called them Navy.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:00 No.18331497
    >>18331472
    Oh for fuck's sake. I know this isn't a super serious quest, but can we please at least not start with the Scooby Doo crap?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:00 No.18331498
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    >>18331487
    You are a god, drawfag! A GOD!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:00 No.18331499
    >>18331487
    10/10
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)23:00 No.18331500
    >>18331487
    You glorious bastard
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)23:00 No.18331501
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    You put on the brakes so fast your knees complain as you reverse direction.

    The Marines reach the top of the stairs and come bolting down the corridor. They reach the corner where the hallway enters the castle proper at the same instant you do, and you hit the first one with a mid-body tackle so hard that he flies backwards into the other three and you all go sprawling on the ground.

    "WHAT DID YOU SAY FUCKER," you scream. "WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS SAID THAT! WAS IT YOU, STRING BEAN!? OR YOU, YOU TUB-A-LARD MOTHERFUCKER? SAY IT AGAIN! SAY IT AGAIN!"

    You draw your fist back to exact holy justice on this slandering son-of-a-bitch when somebody kicks you in the shoulder, knocking you on your back, and another pins your legs. A third straddles your chest, and draws back his fist to-

    *cha-click!*

    All five of you slowly turn your heads to look at Eila, who's standing in the hallway with a camera. Yours, in fact. She preps the device and hastily takes another shot.

    "He's got no freaking pants on," one of the Marines observes, and they all do a double take of your relative positioning.

    "Just... pretend I'm not here..." Eila says, winding the camera for another shot.

    *cha-click!*

    They hold their statue-like positions for another long second.

    "HA! YOU'RE GAY!" you shout.

    They jump off you like you're a burning Sherman.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/14/12(Wed)23:00 No.18331505
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    >>18331487
    You sir, are a gentleman, and a scholar.
    >> Major Airlift 03/14/12(Wed)23:00 No.18331510
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    >>18331487
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:01 No.18331521
    >>18331501
    EILA, THEY'RE YOURS
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:01 No.18331526
    >>18331501
    oh dog

    we really should help those mehreens.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:02 No.18331534
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    >>18331501
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:02 No.18331541
    >>18331501
    Let's hand these clowns off to Elia.

    They'll be in 'good' hands.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)23:02 No.18331543
    >>18331501
    KEEP UP THE ASSAULT, RELEASE THE HELLCOW
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 03/14/12(Wed)23:02 No.18331544
    >>18331501
    that is going on the gay wall
    I mean if they don't have one, it will be the first, and start the legend of the gay wall
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:03 No.18331550
    >>18331501
    So now Eila has some ammunition to use on us later? Not sure why she is so dangerous considering that we saved Sanya.
    >> Major Airlift 03/14/12(Wed)23:03 No.18331551
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    >>18331501

    Eila saves the day by trolling us!

    I am happy and confused!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:03 No.18331553
    >>18331501
    >Next time we're in Eila's room these will be posted everywhere
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:04 No.18331571
    >>18331497
    Dude, this quest jumped the shark into full retard-ville a long time ago. At this point, just go along for the ride.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:04 No.18331574
    >>18331553
    >implying she won't have OUR room plastered in them
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:05 No.18331578
    Eh. Eila's on our side in terms of net benefit. Let's roll with it.

    The witches in general seem to be on our side, anyway. This is going to be a hell of a day.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/14/12(Wed)23:05 No.18331579
    >>18331501
    Push the attack, summon the calvary! Release the Hellcow!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:05 No.18331580
    >>18331550

    she does this kinda thing for the same reason we do. its funny.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:05 No.18331581
    >>18331553
    >Go into Eila's room
    >Nude and semi-nude pictures of all the men on the base everywhere, all from hidden locations

    GODDAMNITEILA.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:05 No.18331584
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    It's like Sanya doesn't even exist...
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:05 No.18331590
    >>18331574
    >implying they won't go on banners across the base.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:06 No.18331592
    >>18331550
    Dangerous? As Sakamoto said, she's just looking for entertainment. We should really just go along with it sometime and see how she reacts. She might troll pretty well, but I doubt she'd get that far.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)23:06 No.18331594
    >>18331501

    NOW what? Possible destinations include:

    >DORMITORY WING
    >HANGAR
    >KITCHEN/DINING ROOM
    >BASEMENTS
    >OUTSIDE COURTYARD/AIRCRAFT RAMP
    >BEACH BEACH BEACH
    >SAUNA
    >BATHS (AGAIN)
    >ARMOR
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/14/12(Wed)23:06 No.18331610
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    >They jump off you like you're a burning Sherman

    translated: not fast enough
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/14/12(Wed)23:06 No.18331613
    >>18331594
    We gotta be hungry.

    KITCHEN.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:07 No.18331616
    >>18331594
    Don suit of armor
    Ride Hellcow
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)23:07 No.18331617
    >>18331594
    >ARMOR
    Suit up gentleman, for we go to war.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:07 No.18331618
    >>18331594
    There's a sauna in addition to the bath?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:07 No.18331621
    >>18331581
    >fast forward 60 years
    >Eila is now an old woman working at a Walmart on the security team
    >She spends her day watching people undress in the dressing rooms through the "legal" cameras she installed
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:07 No.18331624
    >>18331594
    Keep going in search of Minna, on the way to the hangars. There's a little "chat" we need to have with our crew.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:07 No.18331626
    >>18331594
    >KITCHEN
    Fuckers CANNOT be allowed to eat our sammiches.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:07 No.18331629
    >>18331594
    Kitchen.
    I think the last time we ate was on the Saratoga.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:07 No.18331630
    >>18331594

    kitchen
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:08 No.18331635
    >>18331616
    Don't forget to pick up a meat weapon, perhaps sausage links? Wield like a mace/whip?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:08 No.18331639
    >>18331594
    KITCHEN
    WE NEED WEAPONS
    MELEE MEAT AND VEGETABLE PROJECTILES
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:08 No.18331640
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    >BEACH BEACH BEACH
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:08 No.18331643
    >>18331594
    ACQUIRE ARMAMENTS.
    THEN KITCHEN.
    CLEANSE THE SCUM.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:08 No.18331646
    >Enter Kitches
    >Marine opens fridge to get a beer
    >Gets Rommel
    And round 2 begins
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/14/12(Wed)23:08 No.18331648
    >>18331594
    Summon Hellcow, storm and secure kitchen. Prepare to drive them off the island with the supplies secured.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:08 No.18331651
    >>18331594
    Kitchen. Maybe find some way to tamper with the food in case the marines try and nick some for themselves?
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/14/12(Wed)23:08 No.18331652
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    >>18331594
    >KITCHEN/DINING ROOM

    eating is good

    we haven't done that recently
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:08 No.18331653
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    >>18331594
    TO THE KITCHEN
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:09 No.18331654
    >>18331646
    We never found out who won the first fight. We had money riding on that.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:09 No.18331655
    >>18331646
    >Kitchen even
    >> Major Airlift 03/14/12(Wed)23:09 No.18331658
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    >>18331594
    Go get our stuff and move it to our room, or at least go get a pair of pants.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:09 No.18331659
    >>18331613
    >>18331629
    >>18331630
    >>18331639
    >>18331643
    inb4 most epic food fight in history
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:09 No.18331663
    >>18331624
    We don't know where she is.

    We'll keep a lookout though.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:09 No.18331665
    >>18331594
    >>18331594
    >>18331594
    OBLIGATORY
    BEACH
    EPISODE
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:09 No.18331668
    Don suit of armor before we do anything else.
    Armor makes everything better.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:10 No.18331669
    >>18331501
    And now we break into song:

    FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA
    TO THE SHORES OF TRIPOLI
    MARINES WILL ALWAYS PLUNDER
    ANY ANUS THEY SEE

    FIRST THE BOYS AND NEXT THE SHEEP
    THEY CAN'T KEEP THEIR DICKS CLEAN
    SO MAKE SURE YOUR ASS IS ARMORED
    WHEN IN FRONT OF A MARINE
    >> Major Airlift 03/14/12(Wed)23:10 No.18331673
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    >>18331640
    >> Why 03/14/12(Wed)23:10 No.18331675
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    >>18331082

    And so Lucchini really was the first Witch to be in pants without our direct interference, just as anon predicted last time.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:10 No.18331678
    Saved by Eila.

    Now she'll blackmail us with those photos. Into what, I don't know. Maybe posing in girl's clothing or some shit.

    (I follow MSQ religiously)
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:11 No.18331684
    >>18331616
    this so mutch
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:11 No.18331691
    >>18331678
    We just have to tell Sanya about our engagement.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:11 No.18331695
    >>18331594
    Let's go get Luccini and Miyafuji. Give them grades or something.

    Or we could go check up on Sanya.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:11 No.18331697
    >>18331675
    How did we interfere with Minna?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:12 No.18331706
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    We will be pic related
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:12 No.18331712
    >>18331697
    Whatever caused her to be acting this way, we're sure to be the root of it.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:12 No.18331718
    ARMOR
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:13 No.18331722
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    >>18331678
    Easy. What happened the last time we combined witches, a camera, and MC in compromising positions?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:13 No.18331725
    once upon a time a marine was walking down the road. he came upon a goat that had its head stuck in a fence, and there was a navy man fucking the goat. after a few minutes the navy man turns to the marine and says "hey, you want some of this?" the marine say "you bet i do, buddy!" and sticks his head in the fence.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:13 No.18331728
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    Oh yeah, that reminds me. For those who weren't here yesterday, we finally figured out who MC is. Pic related.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/14/12(Wed)23:14 No.18331735
    >>18331722
    Who the hell are those four?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:14 No.18331736
    >>18331675
    Bet it's because she loaned her panties to Kathy as a replacement for the ones Minna stole.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:14 No.18331748
    >>18331728
    Who is this? I don't watch much TV.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:14 No.18331749
    >>18331728
    At some point, we're gonna have to call Minna "Boss".
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:14 No.18331750
    >>18331728
    Hey, Fuck You.
    MC is a younger liam neeson
    >> Major Airlift 03/14/12(Wed)23:15 No.18331751
    >>18331735
    502nd witches.
    The one on the right is female MC.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:15 No.18331753
    >>18331722
    When have we done that before?
    >> Why 03/14/12(Wed)23:15 No.18331765
    >>18331697

    It was a comment by Anon that not only should we de-pants, but for Minna to immediatly don our pants before we opened the door to troll those listening in to our discussion on Magic. To be fair it was a valid and very amusing suggestion that seems to have paid off well, for the course of the troll/counter troll actions within which it was first put on the table.

    Though I must say, we are becoming perilously close to having all the Witches in pants and everyone else without them. As such I suggest gentlemen, that we do exactly that, if we cannot have pants, then no male on this island should have theirs either.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:15 No.18331766
    >>18331753
    We got the front page
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:15 No.18331770
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    >>18331751
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:16 No.18331775
    Kitchen. We probably need food at this point.

    Then we head down to the beach to acquire that most useful of all distractions, POCKET SAND!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:17 No.18331802
    >>18331775
    We are currently without pockets. Unless our boxers have pockets.
    Boxers with pockets are WEIRD.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:18 No.18331806
    >>18331775
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTAXUYLbFYk
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:18 No.18331807
    >>18331802
    Our jacket has pockets
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:18 No.18331811
    Before anything else, we should treat the Muhreens to an impromptu serenade: >>18331669
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/14/12(Wed)23:18 No.18331813
    >>18331802
    Flight jackets have pockets.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:18 No.18331815
    >>18331775
    SHA SHA SHAA!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:20 No.18331841
    Food. We haven't eaten more than snacks in, like, a week.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:21 No.18331856
    >>18331815
    >>18331775

    Sand? No.

    This Castle Pantsless McSparkles.

    We need Pockets full of GLITTER.

    (Failing that, Steel shavings from the workshop.)
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:22 No.18331858
    >>18331748
    Anthony DiNozzo from NCIS. Basically, he's kinda goofy, a womanizer, and a film aficionado. He fires off movie quotes a lot. He does a good bunch of crap that ticks off his supervisors.

    But he's the senior field agent for a reason. He's good at what he does. Dang good. With a lot of luck mixed in.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/14/12(Wed)23:23 No.18331881
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    >>18331815
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1AAXRu3TBA


    SHAAAAAAAAAA
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:25 No.18331899
    HANGAR!

    Whatever happened to painting nose art all over our beloved? Common!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:27 No.18331917
    >>18331899
    Marines on OUR island, they took priority.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)23:27 No.18331919
    The funny thing about strenuous physical activity after sleeping like a rock for several hours - it makes you hungry as hell. Last time you ate was on the Saratoga, come to think of it. You trot down to the kitchen, figuring it's as good a place as any to hide from Marines, or at least meet them on neutral ground.

    You enter the handsome wood-paneled dining room to find Rommel and Stirling bent over some maps and notebooks, murmuring to each other in low voices as they sip from coffee mugs.

    "Ah, Herr Pilot," Rommel says. "Cigarette?"

    "... much obliged," you say, thanking the famous general. He sticks a cigarette in your mouth - a glorious Lucky Strike, even - and lights it for you with a zippo engraved with-"

    "... wait," you say, staring at the lighter.

    "Oh, I've got ten or fifteen at any time," Rommel says. "For the ladies, you know. Consolation prize."

    "If you'll pardon the interruption-"

    Both Rommel and Stirling give you a most skeptical look.

    "I was hit in the head a few times recently," you explain. "Anyways... who won tha-"

    "It was a tie," both men say instantly. You note they've stiffened up quite a bit, and they're carefully not looking at each other. You note that Stirling has the handle of a ladle jutting from one pocket, and Rommel has a spatula handle barely visible inside his long coat.

    "Ah," you say diplomatically.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:28 No.18331929
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    >>18331881
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyNAHxP_fbA
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/14/12(Wed)23:29 No.18331947
    >>18331919
    Hey, planefag?

    Your threads make my day, man. Thank you.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:29 No.18331949
    >>18331919
    THE FIGHT CONTINUES
    TIME TO GET MORE WITCHES TO PUT MONEY ON THE POOL
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:29 No.18331955
    >>18331919
    heh

    Anyway, Raid the fridge. We need sustenance.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:30 No.18331957
    >>18331919
    THAT GLORIOUS BASTARD
    >> Why 03/14/12(Wed)23:30 No.18331960
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    >>18331929

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOiCvZT-Klg
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:30 No.18331964
    >>18331919
    GNOME NEEDS FOOD BADLY
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:30 No.18331967
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    >>18331955
    SUSTENANCE!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:31 No.18331973
    >>18331919
    Time to get some food. And don't stand in front of the fridge when we open it; Minna could be in there, ready to bean us with kielbasa.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)23:32 No.18331985
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    >>18331919

    "I would've thought they'd provide you with proper offices by now," you comment.

    Stirling snickers. "This is closer to coffee and food."

    "Besides," Rommel adds, "almost every day, dinner AND a show."

    Both men snigger at that one. You must admit, they have a point.

    You stagger into the kitchen, and stand to one side when you open the refrigerator. Minna doesn't spring out with a leg-o-lamb, so you dive in and come out with some cold cuts. Side-stepping to the counter, you begin to assemble a truly massive dagwood sammich.

    Funny.

    Why do you hear sniffling in here?

    >IT MUST BE THE COW
    >IT MUST BE ROBIN I KNEW IT SHE TELEPORTED LIKE THOSE SHIPS OH MY GOD
    >Whoever it is, they're probably hungry!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:32 No.18331989
    >>18331919
    Open fridge standing to the side.
    We've learned.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:32 No.18331994
    >>18331919
    Open fridge.

    CAREFULLY.

    Also, warn Rommel and Dave about MARIMS IN ZE CASTLE.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:33 No.18331996
    >>18331985
    >>Whoever it is, they're probably hungry
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/14/12(Wed)23:33 No.18332002
    >>18331985
    You know what?

    Offer them food.

    Time to make friends.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:33 No.18332003
    >IT MUST BE ROBIN I KNEW IT SHE TELEPORTED LIKE THOSE SHIPS OH MY GOD
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:33 No.18332004
    >Whoever it is, they're probably hungry!
    This. Nice and logical.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:33 No.18332007
    >>18331985
    I KNOW YOU'RE THERE ROBIN
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:33 No.18332008
    >>18331985
    MAINTAIN VIGILANCE.
    PROTECT SAMMICH AT ALL COSTS.
    NOT ONE STEP BACK, COMRADE!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:34 No.18332016
    >>18331985
    >Whoever it is, they're probably hungry!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:34 No.18332021
    >>18331985
    MINNA IS HERE. WE CAN SENSE HER.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:34 No.18332022
    >>18331985
    >Whoever it is, they're probably hungry!
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 03/14/12(Wed)23:34 No.18332023
    >>18331985
    THE COW DOES NOT SNIFFLE.
    It is Robin or someone else. Finish preparation of the sandwich and thus armed, investigate.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:34 No.18332025
    >>18331985
    >Whoever it is, they're probably hungry!

    inb4 sanya is sad because eila is snogging on the men.
    >> Writefag 03/14/12(Wed)23:34 No.18332027
    >>18331985

    I'm guessing it's Perrine.

    Fucks given: 0.

    Maybe we can point her in Ian's direction, though.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:35 No.18332031
    >>18331985
    >Whoever it is, they're probably hungry!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:35 No.18332033
    >>18331985
    >sniffling
    THE MUHREENS HAVE UNDOUBTEDLY DESECRATED LYNETTE'S PANCAKES

    THOSE FILTHY BASTARDS
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/14/12(Wed)23:35 No.18332039
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    >>18331815
    >Whoever it is, they're probably hungry!

    GUESS WHAT"S FOR UNSPECIFIED MEAL TIME
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:35 No.18332041
    >IT MUST BE ROBIN I KNEW IT SHE TELEPORTED LIKE THOSE SHIPS OH MY GOD

    GODDAMMIT I KNOW I AM NOT CRAZY
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:35 No.18332042
    >>18332027

    nah we can be a little cool to her. Ian was right we kinda did go a little far that time.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:35 No.18332043
    >>18331985
    Investigate.

    Give a bite of the sandwich if it's cute.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/14/12(Wed)23:36 No.18332048
    >>18331985
    >sniffling
    >inb4 it's someone crying
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:36 No.18332051
    You know what... Make another sammich and find the sniffling one.

    I am in a good mood after bouncing marines.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:36 No.18332053
    >>18331985
    >Whoever it is, they're probably hungry
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:36 No.18332054
    >Whoever it is, they're probably hungry.

    Be a nice guy, bring out food for two and offer a sandwich. If not, then just eat for two!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:37 No.18332060
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gea09ImEtmM#t=17m22s
    Related to NGAF
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:37 No.18332061
    >>18331985
    >IT MUST BE ROBIN I KNEW IT SHE TELEPORTED LIKE THOSE SHIPS OH MY GOD

    It's probably Minna, crashing from her high, or Perinne, who is never happy because nobody likes her. Whoever it is, make them a second, smaller sandwich and go looking for them.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:37 No.18332063
    We should just start making another sandwich wordlessly.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:38 No.18332067
    >Whoever it is, they're probably hungry.
    >Zucchini,Yoshika,Eila and us bounce marines
    We are in a good mood
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:38 No.18332068
    >IT MUST BE ROBIN I KNEW IT SHE TELEPORTED LIKE THOSE SHIPS OH MY GOD
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:38 No.18332077
    >>18331985
    Whoever it is must be hungry!

    We must create two sandwiches of the gods and feed the hungry!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:39 No.18332078
    >>18332027
    Don't we have some revenge to get on Ian? If it turns out to be Perrine, perhaps we should give her a protip about watching Ian at the shooting range.

    Once she knows about his gnomeness, I'm betting she'll have only one thing on her mind.
    PRIME BREEDING STOCK
    And then we can canonically get our daily dose.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:39 No.18332088
    >>18331985
    whoever it is is probably hungry. Time to share food, and solve whatever emotional issues have appeared!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:41 No.18332105
    We are riding high on pilot witches and bounced navy. Let's be nice in the afterglow.
    >They're probably hungry too!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:43 No.18332117
    SOMEONE WHOS HUNGRY!
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)23:43 No.18332118
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    You fetch some more delicious baloney and olive loaf and similar gifts from the deli Gods from their packaging, and assemble another, girly-sniffles sized sammich. Putting it on a plate, you carry it over to the prep table in the middle of the room.

    "Gee," you say. "I'm so glad my little sister isn't here to see me jerk off on this sandwich before I feed it to somebody."

    "EEEWWWWWW" somebody squeals from under the table.

    "AHAHA GOTCHA!" you shout, diving underneath the table. "ROBIN YOU LITTLE SHIT I GOTCHA!"

    You dive headfirst into tits.

    More tits, in fact, then you recall Robin having.

    "MISUNDERSTANDING" you shout into the tits. "OH GOD HOW DID THESE GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD AT SPARKLES"

    Lynette kicks you in the belly hard enough to flatten you. You lay there, gasping and wheezing in polite, chagrined surrender as Lynette extracts herself from under the table.

    "I... made you... a sammich..."

    "SUDDENLY I DON'T WANT IT," Lynnete shouts at you.

    Wow, you clever diplomat you.

    >What say?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/14/12(Wed)23:44 No.18332132
    'Sorry about that. What the fuck are you doing down there?'
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:44 No.18332134
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    >>18332118
    "Cream?"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:44 No.18332135
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    >>18332118
    ohmy.jpg

    But she's Yoshika's waifu and thus untouchable.

    >So, uh, what's up?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:45 No.18332144
    >>18332118
    "Just what the hell were you doing under there anyways?"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:45 No.18332147
    >>18332118
    "...feel better?"

    Alternatively:
    "What did the Marines do to you? I'll keelhaul their Navy asses, or whatever it is Navy does."
    >> Major Airlift 03/14/12(Wed)23:45 No.18332150
    >>18332118
    "More for me!"

    Eat sandwich one while going "Oh, so good. Can't wait to get to the second one!"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:45 No.18332154
    >>18332118

    oh god, shes spoken like once, no idea what would work.

    ummm, "hi, im MC nice to meet you."?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:45 No.18332157
    >>18332118
    MISUNDERSTANDINGS? SWQ just got more animu.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:45 No.18332158
    >>18332118
    "Sorry, I thought you were my sister. ...wait, there is absolutely no way that doesn't sound worse.

    Sorry, I was trying to horrify my sister into a coma, except you turned out not to be her.

    ...Sandwich? No mayo."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:45 No.18332161
    >>18332118
    "Why are you under there?"
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/14/12(Wed)23:46 No.18332163
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    >>18332118
    HA HA JOKE IS FUNNY YES?
    >> Major Airlift 03/14/12(Wed)23:46 No.18332166
    >>18332154
    Recall that said time she spoke was just before she participated in gang rape.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:46 No.18332169
    >>18332150
    This is the only proper response here. We don't know how to handle her, so default to what we do know.
    >> Major Airlift 03/14/12(Wed)23:47 No.18332183
    >>18332166
    >>18332154

    Oh, and pancakes scene. Which I guess wasn't as bad.
    >> Writefag 03/14/12(Wed)23:48 No.18332187
    >>18332118


    "Sorry, 'bout that. Thought you were someone else..."

    "...I didn't really jerk off onto it."
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:48 No.18332193
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    tread lightly here anon...
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:48 No.18332195
    >>18332118
    Okay, so what's up?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:49 No.18332196
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    Continue talking to her tits for the whole conversation.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:49 No.18332197
    ITS MAYONNAISE I SWEAR!!
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:49 No.18332203
    >>18332118
    "I *gasp* thought *wheeze* you *hack* were someone else."

    *die*
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:50 No.18332207
    >Dem tits be bitchin'

    Where's that damned pic when I need it
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:50 No.18332211
    >>18332118
    "So sorry. I thought you were one of the Marines I fucked with earlier. They called me an Academy runt, so everything goes in that fight.

    "They didn't do anything to you, did they?"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:51 No.18332229
    >>18332118
    Wheeze, "Good, more for me" at her.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:52 No.18332235
    >>18332196
    Miyafuji, just admit that you're a lesbian already. It'll be better for everyone.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:52 No.18332236
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    >>18331815
    >>18331881
    You reminded me... and now I'm sad, I will share my sadness with you...

    Zolomon Ringo throws his Beam Lance, he's done it before, he's done it hundreds of times before. Even though he can see, better than David what he's up against, even if he doesn't comprehend it as well, he still does this because he is the SiC of the Nachtmaren Unit, and if your CO hesitates then it's your job to pick up that slack.
    So the enemy retaliates first, as expected, with it's beam rifle. And Zolomon throws his lance.
    He's done it before, he's done it hundreds of times.

    The bazooka shell impacts heavily against the shield, Zolomon loses it and much of the arm. He's taken worse.
    Besides, he's already thrown his lance. He's done this before.
    Hundreds of times.

    This time however, at the last second, his target dodges, and Zolomon Ringo's lance, which he threw, misses.

    That has never happened before.

    Then the enemy pulls up his Beam Rifle, the barrell centered on the small channel of empty space, free of AB chaff that his lance has left and fires whilst Zolomon's suit struggles to cope with the initial impact of the bazooka, and pulls the trigger.

    And Zolomon Ringo's world goes white.

    >ZOLOMON RINGO HAS DIED.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:52 No.18332237
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    >>18332207

    Just going to leave this here...
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:52 No.18332250
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    >>18332236
    News of Nachtmaren-2's death spread relatively quickly. Although since both sides had lost endgame newtypes neither were really willing to make any sort of propaganda victory out of the engagement.
    A state funeral for him was planned, but the situation being what it is, that was shelved indefinately and instead Captain Zolomon Ringo was posthumously awarded the Kinghts Cross with Highest Honours and another Zeon Cross and "buried at sea" along with a civilian funeral in Von Braun after the war.

    Everyone attended.
    EVERYONE.
    A statue was erected over the site in memorum. People remember when you save them from atomic doom.

    When Admiral Dozle heard, he immiediately renamed MA-08 from it's orginal designation to the "Big Zol" in memory.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:53 No.18332253
    >>18332118
    "Whatsa matter, kiddo?"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:53 No.18332256
    >>18332236
    >>18332250

    ...WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME OF THAT

    WHY
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:55 No.18332275
    >>18332236
    >>18332250

    Manlytears.png
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/14/12(Wed)23:56 No.18332281
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    "... JOKE IS SO FHANNY YES?" you try.

    She kicks you.

    "Okay, not so funny, then. I made you a sammich..."

    "PERVERT!"

    "I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY SISTER! I'M SORRY!"

    "... SISTER!? DOUBLE PERVERT!" she howls and kicks you harder.

    "SHE DOESN'T HAVE TITS TO LAND IN!"

    "And there," you hear Rommel's cultured accent interject from the dining room, "is the show." You hear the delicate snap of a pocketwatch lid being closed. "On schedule."

    "You... have a sister?" Lynette says wonderingly.

    "YES!" you state, clawing your way up a table leg. "Why, why is that so surprising?"

    "Because... well, you know, if you have a sister... you'd..." Lynette pokes her fingers together awkwardly.

    "I'd what?"

    "Know about women. I! uh! uh!" she chokes, realizing too late what she'd just said.

    "Robin," you inform her, "is not much like other women." You hand Lynette her sammich.

    "How so?" she asks, lifting the bread and examining it very, very cautiously.

    "I didn't do anything to it," you tell her. "Don't have much left after Trude, anyway."

    You timed it perfectly. Lynette chokes into her first bite, and you've got to slap her on the back before she can swallow.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:56 No.18332283
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    >>18332250
    >>18332236
    Goddammit...Why'd you have to bring him up?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:57 No.18332291
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    >>18332237

    Wait. This is more appropriate. Why is procrastinating so much fun?
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:57 No.18332293
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    >>18332281
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:57 No.18332295
    >>18332281
    >not much left after Trude

    Oh God yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:57 No.18332297
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    >>18332281
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:58 No.18332302
    >>18332281
    >Trude doesn't remember today
    >Thinks she had sex with us
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:58 No.18332305
    >>18332281
    That aside, something is clearly wrong if you're hiding under a table. What's up?
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/14/12(Wed)23:59 No.18332309
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    >>18332250

    >he immiediately renamed MA-08 from it's orginal designation to the "Big Zol" in memory.
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:59 No.18332314
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    >>18332281
    This may come back to bite us in the ass...
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:59 No.18332315
    >>18332281
    "What were you doing under that thing anyways?"
    >> Anonymous 03/14/12(Wed)23:59 No.18332322
    >>18332302
    Oh gods yes. Let's trick everyone into thinking something happened.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:00 No.18332324
    >>18332302
    >>18332314
    Oh god, please let it be so.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:00 No.18332325
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    >>18332281
    STOP BEING SO SEXUALLY AROUND LYNNE. SHE IS AS PURE AS A MOUNTAIN SPRING.

    STOP IT.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:00 No.18332331
    >>18332281
    >Know about women.

    is she mocking us for being in deep shit or asking for advice?

    either way, interdasting.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:00 No.18332332
    >>18332325
    Thats why it's funny.
    Gets her all flustered.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:01 No.18332337
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:01 No.18332341
    >>18332325
    >LYNNE
    >PURE
    People with that kind of tits can't be pure.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:01 No.18332344
    So now that we've began speaking to Lynne...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnkg2A0M4hE&feature=related
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:02 No.18332349
    >>18332302
    >>18332322
    >>18332324
    No. This is a terrible idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:02 No.18332350
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    >lynne
    >pure
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:02 No.18332352
    >>18332281
    Okay, now that we've had our laughs, time for Big Brother sense to tingle.

    Lynette wouldn't have been crying, hiding under a table, for nothing.
    We find out who did this, and then find them.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:02 No.18332356
    Of course, if we trick everyone into believing that we screwed Trude, then Minna might freak out as well.

    Let's just not spread this any more ourselves. If Lynnette wants to talk about it, fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:02 No.18332358
    >>18332349
    Hence, why it is a great idea. It can only end well.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:03 No.18332365
    >>18332352

    yeah, duty calls.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/15/12(Thu)00:03 No.18332373
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    >>18332281
    I know plenty of women.

    And how to get them surprisingly violent with me!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:04 No.18332385
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    >>18332314
    It'll be a lot worse than that...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:04 No.18332390
    Yeah, let's find out what's wrong with Lynne. She's good people.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:05 No.18332391
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    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:06 No.18332411
    >>18332350
    This woman has the largest tits...
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 03/15/12(Thu)00:06 No.18332418
    >>18332391
    >Minna as strangelove
    Magnificent.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:06 No.18332419
    >>18332411
    Second only to Shirley
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/15/12(Thu)00:07 No.18332421
    >>18332391
    YOU.

    I LIKE YOU.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:07 No.18332426
    >>18332356
    It might get her out of the mood she's in, at least. By the time she hears about it the Marines should have been taken care of, so it should work out well.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:07 No.18332431
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    >>18332325
    >>18332337
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:07 No.18332433
    >>18332419
    I have a tit chart somewhere, but I think Minna was second.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)00:09 No.18332449
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    >>18332281

    "What's she like?"

    "Robin? She plays football, for one. She's mean at it, too. Hits like a freight train. Not much taller then you, either. I think her attitude carries some mass of its own, really."

    Lynette cocks her head and looks up at you curiously. "You miss her?"

    "Only drawback of being given a hot-rod airplane by the Army," you say, which is as direct an admission as you could ever make. "Is anything wrong? Did any of those fleshy-headed mutant Marines give you hassle?"

    "No!" Lynette says. "I was... I got a letter from my sister."

    "That made you sad?"

    "Just made me... it's been a while since I got any mail from her," Lynette explains. "It came in with the Graf Spee, from Africa."

    "Oh," you say, understanding. Martians aren't great shakes on the open sea, but near a coastline their air attacks get pretty nasty. The Med's been a shooting gallery since the second War began, to say nothing of the African coast.

    "Is she doing well?"

    "Pretty much the same as we are, actually," Lynette says. She smiles at some private joke. "She won't make fun of me for always being the pancake-maker anymore, at least."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:11 No.18332465
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    >>18332411

    thats why we're feeding her to the titbandit.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:11 No.18332468
    >>18332449
    Before anyone says anything, Lynne's sister is Wilma Bishop, Witch version of Billy Bishop. And she's into older men, like a lot older.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:11 No.18332470
    >>18332449
    I like your pancakes though, best thing I've eaten since I joined the military.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:12 No.18332477
    Reassure Lynnette that if anything ever does happen to her sister, we'll find her just like we did Chris.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:12 No.18332481
    >>18332449
    >that tie in
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/15/12(Thu)00:13 No.18332493
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    YOU THINK YOU KNOW TITS?

    WELL MOVE OVER IT'S WILMA TIME
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:13 No.18332495
    >>18332477
    I don't think that's something we could follow through on, and it's definitely not something we should have people expecting of us. That we found Chris at all was pure happenstance, something we should remind Trude of when she wakes up.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:13 No.18332497
    >>18332468
    Actually their mother, Minnie, is the witch of Billy Bishop. He is likely the father.
    >> Writefag 03/15/12(Thu)00:14 No.18332499
    >>18332449

    >>Slowly grins...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:14 No.18332506
    >>18332477
    What part of our job description reads "White Knight"?
    Pat her on the shoulder, "Chin up, Kiddo. I'd hug you, but I'm not wearing pants. Minna stole them." and continue fooding.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:15 No.18332509
    >>18332495
    Yeah, her crush on us is getting out of hand.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:15 No.18332520
    >>18332449
    We're goddamn war heroes, here. You'd think the witches would be able to get a call home every now and then.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:16 No.18332523
    That comic got me wondering: What did the witches think of Hitler? Are the Germans still Nazis or did they get rid of that?

    Are Jews still being persecuted?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:16 No.18332525
    >>18332509
    It's not the crush that's the problem, it's the fucked up excuse for logic that's rattling around her brain. Once we get that sorted the crush will be reevaluated, but will probably come out the same way.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:16 No.18332526
    >>18332506
    >What part of our job description reads "White Knight"?
    The part that says "Valorous and Gallant Warrior of the Sky". Because that's what gets us laid.

    Or at least, WOULD get us laid, if this were a normal air base.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:16 No.18332527
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    >>18332465

    no, itll end in tears
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)00:16 No.18332529
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    >>18332449

    "I like your sister already," Lynette says twenty minutes later. You're depositing the dirty plates in the sink, and she's digging in the fridge. "You want some milk?"

    "Hell yes," you reply. She gets some out and pours for each of you.

    "She sounds so confident..." Lynette says awkwardly. "Miyafuji's uncertain, but she always gives it her best... and succeeds, usually. I just mess up." She looks down into her milk miserably.

    Okay, she isn't YOUR sister, but this atrocity cannot stand.

    "Lynette, want to help me with something?"

    She looks up, curious. "Sure!"

    "Are you much of an artist?"

    Lynette smiles, and it lights up the room. "Now that's something I AM good at!"

    >NOSE ART TIME! Anything else to do en-route to the HANGAR?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:16 No.18332531
    >>18332506
    YES
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:17 No.18332534
    >>18332523
    Hitler got owned by martians.
    Rommel saved Germany IIRC.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:17 No.18332536
    >>18332520
    The Sparkle Brigade might not get the same response from regular army types that we do.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:17 No.18332537
    >>18332529
    See if we can find Minna.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:17 No.18332539
    >>18332523
    >Are Jews still being persecuted?
    Who cares?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:17 No.18332540
    >>18332523
    He tried to send them out of the country but then died.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/15/12(Thu)00:17 No.18332545
    >>18332529
    Set HELL COW loose on MARINES.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:17 No.18332546
    >>18332529

    nothing must stand in our way!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:18 No.18332553
    >>18332529
    Is Minna around?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:18 No.18332555
    >>18332520
    >war hero
    >operator practically creamed herself over getting to do us a favor

    For easy brownie points with the witches, we should smooth-talk the operator into letting them get calls through.

    We'd be the best gnome of all time.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:18 No.18332556
    >>18332523
    I believe you'd like to peruse this: The alt-history doc.

    http://www.mediafire.com/?w0k4d0yanbwak2e
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:18 No.18332557
    >>18332529
    >NOSE ART TIME! Anything else to do en-route to the HANGAR?
    Not this time, dammit.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:18 No.18332558
    >>18332529
    AWWW YEAAAAAAHHH
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:18 No.18332559
    >>18332523
    Hitler should now be the agent for non-classical art types like Hugo Boss. He will drown Vienna in art nouveau and dazzle.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)00:18 No.18332560
    >>18332481

    aah yup yup yup
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:19 No.18332565
    >>18332529
    TO THE PLANE
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/15/12(Thu)00:20 No.18332578
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    LEWD NOSE ART?

    JOLLY GOOD
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:20 No.18332580
    >>18332529
    >Anything else to do en-route to the HANGAR?
    Pick up pants from our stuff.
    That's about it.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:20 No.18332581
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    Just got this from a frist-time drawfag over in /a/. He thinks it sucks, but I'm not so sure.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:20 No.18332582
    >>18332529
    Summon HELLCOW.
    Sic HELLCOW on NAAAAVYYYYY.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:21 No.18332589
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    >>18332529
    Current Nose-art, by the way.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:21 No.18332596
    >>18332581
    It sucks.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:21 No.18332600
    >>18332529
    Get our crew.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:23 No.18332621
    >>18332529
    If we see Minna, let her know that we're painting a picture of our woman on our plane, and that if she's curious, she can come down and see the result. Also seconding setting hellcow loose on the marines. No killings, just constant stalkings and hissings. If they're not curled up in puddles of their own urine by the end of the day I will consider it a failure.

    Could I also suggest putting a picture of our sister punching an alium on our Widow? Possibly? Fully-clothed, of course.
    >> Writefag 03/15/12(Thu)00:24 No.18332629
    >>18332589

    Oh god, I can see the recursiveness...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:24 No.18332637
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    >>18332589
    I keep meaning to come up with something that sucks less, but I can't really draw and sprites at this scale would suuuuuck.

    I got four threads in and stopped counting kills out of sheer frustration or it'd have killmarks by now as well.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:25 No.18332639
    >>18332621
    Sean hates marines as much as any good airman.

    Hellcow is probably already on it.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:25 No.18332642
    >>18332596

    Everyone needs to start somewhere. At least the new drawfag is trying. Provided they keep at it, they will get better. Not that we won't mock them along the way, but they shouldn't be faulted too much for attempting.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:25 No.18332648
    >>18332621
    We can put that on the Havoc if we ever get it back.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:26 No.18332654
    "Okay Lynnette, we're going to pain the most beautiful girl in this base."

    "Oho? And who might she be exactly?"

    "She's marvelous, strong and fast in the air. She's never let me down once and always manages to come through in the worst of times. I don't know what I'd do without her."

    "Sounds like you really like her! So, who is she?"

    "You'll be painting this part!"

    "this is just a bunch of outlines! I can't make out who it is!"

    "You'll see the finished work!"

    ...

    "That's a plane. That's THIS plane."

    *sniff* "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!"
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:26 No.18332658
    >>18332642
    Nah, it's cool that he did it, but it still looks like something an angsty 13 year old would put in their self insert superpower comic.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:26 No.18332661
    >>18332581
    I think she looks too tall/thin, but otherwise good show.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:27 No.18332670
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    i support painting a pinup of the widow on the widow.

    and then a mini-minna on the pinup

    and the words "my other ride is a widow"
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:28 No.18332679
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    >>18332670
    We would die.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:28 No.18332682
    >>18332670
    fucking OW
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:28 No.18332688
    >>18332670
    Please. Just, please.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:28 No.18332689
    >>18332654
    We have a winner.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:29 No.18332694
    >>18332670
    I dunno about the words. Minna never actually married Kurt, but they were pretty much going to so you could consider her a widow.

    Bad idea I think. Go with the mini-Minna though. And call it that.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:30 No.18332715
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    >>18332670
    The Mini Minna Should look like this.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:30 No.18332718
    >>18332654
    This is good.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)00:31 No.18332719
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    When you arrive in the hangar, you find Ian threatening the rafters with a shotgun.

    In his underwear.

    "I KNOW YOU'RE UP THERE, FROGGIE!" Ian snarls, the muzzle of the weapon tracking back and forth as he searches amongst the girders and beams that support the hangar's roof. Nature abhors a vacuum and the hangar is built into a rocky cliff face, so there's quite a bit of girding to hide in.

    "I SAID I'M SORRY!" you hear Perrine's voice exclaim, and Ian's shotgun thunders almost immediately. Perrine squeals in terror and there's the confusing echo of shuffling movement from above.

    By your foot, two small beanbags drop to the floor.

    "Just keep walking kiddo," you say, putting a hand on Lynette's shoulder and guiding her along.

    At your fighter, you find Sean mucking about in the back.

    "Hey, Sean," you call up to him. He ignores you.

    "Hey. Sean."

    Nothing.

    You take a step up the ladder and tap him on the back.

    "JE-SUS!" he screams.

    "Where!?" you say with skeptical interest, looking about exaggeratedly.

    "You asshole," he mutters. "You know how I am with a new... speaking of new toys," he says, eying Lynette up and down. The young girl squirms most interestingly.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:31 No.18332723
    >>18332670
    No waifus on the plane!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:31 No.18332728
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    >>18332715
    NOT SO FAST
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:32 No.18332737
    >>18332728
    >dog minna

    It would be pretty funny.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/15/12(Thu)00:32 No.18332738
    >>18332719

    Sean, she's a child.
    >> Writefag 03/15/12(Thu)00:33 No.18332743
    >>18332723


    >>Implying the widow isn't our true waifu.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:33 No.18332747
    >>18332728
    OK, we go with your idea.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:33 No.18332751
    >>18332719
    We need to ask him what the fuck he's doing with our sister.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:33 No.18332753
    >>18332719
    Um. So Ian and Perrine are having a little lover's quarrel? Oh dear.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:33 No.18332754
    >>18332719
    "Nuh-uh. And you've got some 'splainin' to do about what you've been sending my sister, ya damn Mick."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:34 No.18332757
    >>18332719
    Let's be sure to let him know we talked to our sister today... "FUCKING BAYONETS?!? REALLY?!?"
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:34 No.18332759
    >>18332719

    I'm always entertained that Ian and Sean seem to have at least as much retarded adventure as we do, when we're not looking. It'll certainly come back to haunt us some time, but eh, what the hell.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:34 No.18332761
    >>18332723
    I'd agree. I put up with the waifufags' antics enough as it is. At least have the decency to leave the damn plane alone.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/15/12(Thu)00:35 No.18332769
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    >>18332719
    he just raped lynette

    RUDE
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:35 No.18332770
    >>18332719
    >Perrine stole Ian's pants
    >"You too, huh?"
    >> Writefag 03/15/12(Thu)00:36 No.18332776
    >>18332759

    Sometime when I'm bored, remind me to writefag something like that up. Maybe a series of "Day in the Limelight" stories with Ian and Sean's misadventures.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:37 No.18332785
    >>18332770
    Well there's a thought
    >Perrine sees Minna in our pants
    >Inspiration
    Or is that too out of character for her?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:37 No.18332786
    >>18332719
    "Lynette is a pure and honest snowflake who really likes my sandwiches. No, I don't know what you mean."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:38 No.18332790
    >>18332776

    That would be awesome, please do that.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)00:38 No.18332793
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    >>18332719

    "Lynette, we need your help to paint... nose art," you tell her.

    "N-Nose art?" she stutters, her eyes darting about uncertainly. The hangar is the Land of Men, the Forbidden Territories, and she's got the gun-shy spookiness of a year-old mare in Injun territory.

    Those fucking radio programs, they ruin you.

    "A-aren't those... lewd?" she almost whispers.

    "This isn't *lewd,*" you say with disgust. "This is... romance."

    "Isn't the art usually... girls?" Lynette say diplomatically.

    "Aye, as this one must be."

    "What... kind of... girl..."

    "A bold athlete," you rhapsodize. "She's strong, and fast. She hits like a train and dances like a butterfly on a summer breeze." Your eyes go misty. "She's never let me down, not once and... I don't know what I'd do without her."

    "Awww," Lynette says, blushing. "That's so sweet!" She gets out her pencils and some notebook paper. "Describe her to me. I'll try to make a sketch."

    You jerk your thumb over your shoulder. "There you go~"

    Lynette regards you as one might regard a talking muffin.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:39 No.18332799
    >minna on the plane

    is there eve a joke here? im squinting really hard but i dont see it.

    or is it really just a straight declaration-of-love thing? even if that sort of thing wasnt out of character its kinda premature ATM. bound to just fuck everything up unimaginably.
    >sense

    also, sean no touchy.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:39 No.18332803
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    >>18332793
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:40 No.18332814
    >>18332799
    >fuck everything up unimaginably.
    Welcome to /tg/ quests!.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:40 No.18332816
    >>18332793
    glorious
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:41 No.18332818
    >>18332793
    We'll need to put the Mini-Minna on ourselves.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:41 No.18332821
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    >>18332793
    >Lynette regards you as one might regard a talking muffin.
    >hfw
    Oh, this night has just been one hilarious moment to another.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:41 No.18332827
    >>18332818
    Out waifufag, out! You shall not infect the Widow with your taint!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:42 No.18332828
    >>18332818
    Mini-Minna patch for our jacket? That'd work.
    >> Writefag 03/15/12(Thu)00:42 No.18332831
    >>18332821

    I think we need to be asshole trolls more often. Planefag is fuckin' awesome when he's angry.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:42 No.18332833
    >>18332793
    >Inb4 Minna climbs out of our cockpit and Lyne starts to sketch her
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:43 No.18332836
    >>18332827
    Right! There is only one woman suited for us, and she is about to have her portrait done.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/15/12(Thu)00:43 No.18332838
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    We should have all of the girls on the plane.

    Equal Opportunity and all that.

    AND THEN WE CAN LAUGH AT WHO'S PICTURE GETS BLOW UP BY FLAK FIRST HUE HUE HUE HUE
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:43 No.18332841
    >>18332799
    It appears to be an outright declaration, which at this juncture may be premature.

    However, putting a mini-Minna on the art of the plane is funny and won't show to anyone who isn't looking for it.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:43 No.18332845
    >>18332793
    And there's a witch behind us, i'll bet.

    Or Robin.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:43 No.18332847
    >>18332827
    Hey, you guys get the recursive widow, and we get Mini-Minna.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:43 No.18332848
    >>18332793
    >Lynette regards you as one might regard a talking muffin.
    So she screamed at us in horror?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:43 No.18332849
    >>18332799
    Black Widow.
    German Widow.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:43 No.18332850
    >>18332838
    We get shot up enough they'd all be hit in the first real fight. Not worth the effort.
    >> Zanraptora 03/15/12(Thu)00:44 No.18332852
    >>18332833

    >Minna walks past

    Oh the shenanagans... I want this so...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:44 No.18332853
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    >>18332838
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/15/12(Thu)00:44 No.18332859
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    >>18332833
    OH BOY
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:45 No.18332869
    >>18332847
    Everyone gets the recursive Widow, and if you don't like that part then you're in the wrong damn quest. The waifu shit should be kept out of this. Why not put a mini Trude on there?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:45 No.18332870
    >>18332793
    How... WOULD one regard a talking muffin?
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    >>18332833
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:46 No.18332876
    >>18332870
    Hungrily?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:46 No.18332878
    >Draw Kathy like she's sitting on one of our wings
    >> Starshadow 03/15/12(Thu)00:46 No.18332880
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    This thread is magic.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:46 No.18332884
    >>18332869

    because trudefags have a *little* sense. not much. but some.

    i think the minnas got radicalized by the haters.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:46 No.18332885
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    >>18332870
    Like this?
    >> Writefag 03/15/12(Thu)00:47 No.18332886
    >>18332870

    I'd probably try to eat it. It's obviously magic, and if I can eat it I'll take it's power.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:47 No.18332887
    >>18332869
    No one seems to want to.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)00:47 No.18332896
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    >>18332793

    Half an hour later, Lynette's finished sketching out the likeness of a P-61 Black Widow... on the nose of your Black Widow.

    "What. Are you doing," Sean asks you, watching Lynette work.

    "Dodging a bullet," you explain.

    Sean snorts. "I thought your forte was catching rockets with your canopy. Or your face."

    You sniff at his low-class (non-pilot) pretensions. "You know the story behind the Iliad?"

    "Golden apple?"

    "Yeah. So some chucklefuck bastard cooks it up and inscribes 'to the sexiest dame around' on it, and gives it to Zeus. And all the women start fighting over who'll get it."

    Sean nods, stroking his chin.

    "What did Zeus do, Sean?"

    "He got rid of that fucking apple faster then a live hand grenade."

    "AYUP!" you agree. "I'm not touching that shit, not with a ten-foot pole, no sir."

    "You do not want it in a hat, or with a cat," Sean quotes, "on a boat, or in a coat..."

    "What. Are you doing," you quote to Sean.

    "Dr. Seuss," he informs you. "What the hell's your damage?"

    "That... you mean that political cartoonist that calls Lindbergh a pussy once a week or so?"

    "Nevermind," Sean says, sighing.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:48 No.18332898
    >>18332887
    see
    >>18332884
    That lot is at least respectful enough of the people who want none of the waifuing to keep it off the plane.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:48 No.18332899
    >>18332876
    So, she's giving the Elia look?

    Man, we need to get Miyafuji all up in her bedroom.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:49 No.18332903
    >>18332870
    Holy crap have you never heard the joke? Cripes.

    So two muffins are in a muffin. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it sure is hot in here."
    The other muffin responds, "AH! A talking muffin!"
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:49 No.18332904
    >>18332898
    Not really. Why do they need you to speak for them?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:49 No.18332906
    >>18332899
    Or Sean, given her reaction.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:49 No.18332910
    >>18332904
    Which crowd are you talking about?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:50 No.18332913
    >>18332869
    Why not put both on the plane?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:50 No.18332915
    >>18332896
    >The other work that Dr. Seuss did

    Oh planefag, what other historical knowledge will you surprise us with?
    >> Starshadow 03/15/12(Thu)00:50 No.18332917
    So how many kill marks do we have now? We have at least 5, and those two dreadnoughts. But we haven't been keeping track that well.

    And we REALLY need to get around to that gun cam footage.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)00:51 No.18332922
    FOR THE FILTHY CASUALS

    http://libraries.ucsd.edu/speccoll/dspolitic/
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:51 No.18332924
    >>18332915
    DR. Seuss did propaganda cartoons during WW2.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:52 No.18332934
    >>18332924
    I know that. But it isn't widely known in the public.

    Hence my comment.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:52 No.18332938
    >>18332910
    Your supposed rational trudefags.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:53 No.18332940
    >>18332917
    We had 6 when we met Chuck, then the Dreadnaughts, then the two fighters we got while fighting the first Dreadnaught.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/15/12(Thu)00:53 No.18332946
    >>18332922
    >dat Tojo

    Every. Time.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:54 No.18332952
    >>18332904

    oh its the "who are YOU speaking for" guy again. I like his work every time.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:54 No.18332953
    >>18332917
    I think 17 confirmed plus dreads.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:54 No.18332954
    >>18332938
    No one's calling them rational. I'm just saying they seem to know when the cut the waifu crap out. Doesn't matter either way, since PF/MC seems to worked out the right answer on his own.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:54 No.18332955
    >>18332940
    I think we just about doubled our total with the Havoc.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:54 No.18332956
    >>18332934

    He made some pretty racy stuff back then. It is hilariously offensive and racist by modern standards. Sort of like the p-61 picture I found with black face painted on and the word "SPOOKS". So incredibly inappropriate, but oddly funny.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:55 No.18332969
    >>18332956
    It's just anachronistic, but some people today aren't very accepting of that, so it's probably kept quiet.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)00:56 No.18332971
    >>18332896

    "Oh, don't tell me you've got hate for Lindbergh, too," you gripe. "The man's done his part."

    "Oh, yes I do," Sean says. "Every time he opened his huge mouth, it was to let the Nazis do as they damned well pleased while we jammed both thumbs up our asses!"

    "He worked out the cruise power settings for the P-38, you know," you point out. "Without him the Lightnings would have half the effective combat range we milk out of them."

    "Fat lot of good it does the P-61, P-51, P-47, P-43, P-35, 36, 40..."

    "Shit, he's only one man."

    "Who's famous for aiming his plane over the Atlantic and making it because he had a huge fucking fuel tank. The take-off was hard. The landing was easier. Everything in-between was caffeine-related." Sean snorts.

    "COME TO PAPA, YOU BITCH!" Ian screams, and his shotgun roars again.

    From outside of the hangar, a siren begins to wail, and men start rushing towards the runway with nets in their hands.

    >Investigate?
    >WIDOWS BEFORE BITCHES
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:56 No.18332973
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    >>18332896
    >Dr. Seuss,

    >that political cartoonist
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:57 No.18332979
    >>18332971
    >COME TO PAPA

    Oh god
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/15/12(Thu)00:57 No.18332980
    >>18332971
    >Investigate
    Let Lynette finish on her own.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:57 No.18332983
    >>18332971

    go see whats up with Sean. theres a story there.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:58 No.18332986
    >>18332971
    >WIDOWS BEFORE BITCHES

    She might scratch it!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:58 No.18332987
    >>18332971
    >Investigate
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:59 No.18332994
    >>18332971
    >Investigate, as nets are weird
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:59 No.18332999
    It just occurred to me.

    ...Do they still call it "Debriefing" in Strike Witches World?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:59 No.18333002
    >>18332971
    Nets? We just had a raid a little while ago. Is this people coming back in or something?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)00:59 No.18333008
    >>18332971
    Investigate.
    What's up with nets?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:00 No.18333012
    The Widow is fine... as long as nobody fucks up the new paint. Have sean guard it, and threaten him with pointed discussions of our sister if he fails.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:00 No.18333013
    >>18332971
    Take Sean and check it out
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:00 No.18333015
    INVESTIGATE!
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)01:00 No.18333019
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    >>18332999
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:00 No.18333020
    >groundcrews catching emergency landings

    we should probably stay out of the way since we know fuckall about the procedure. the story will work its way to us eventually.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:00 No.18333023
    are those crash nets?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:00 No.18333024
    Nets? That sounds bad. We'd better go check, someone might need to land on us.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:00 No.18333025
    >>18332999
    Oh boy.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:01 No.18333027
    >>18332971
    >WIDOWS BEFORE BITCHES
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:01 No.18333029
    >>18332971
    >nets

    Awww shit, incoming crashing witch. Get ready to call upon our medic training again.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:01 No.18333030
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    >>18332999
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:02 No.18333035
    >>18332954
    Or they aren't there.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:03 No.18333042
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    >>18332999
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:03 No.18333043
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    >>18333019
    What?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:03 No.18333046
    >>18333020
    Chris was last seen in the hangars.
    Near the Strikers.
    Unsupervised.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:04 No.18333051
    >>18332973
    I love how Italy is a skunk that's just nailed on the wall without a proper mounting.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/15/12(Thu)01:04 No.18333052
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    >>18332999

    Lets triangulate fire (Blackhawk down style) with Ian.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:04 No.18333055
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    >>18333046
    YOU!
    STOP TYPING!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:05 No.18333072
    Investigate
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:06 No.18333078
    >>18333046
    Sakamoto was the last to see her. I sure hope Trude's still asleep. And isn't woken up by the siren that designed to wake people up. Uh oh.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:06 No.18333083
    >>18332999
    Could someone explain this one to me, please?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:07 No.18333087
    >>18333083
    ...Really?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:07 No.18333088
    Investigate.

    If it's Chris crashing, we're going to have to go FULL MOTHER FUCKING PAPA BEAR on her as soon as she's back down. Assuming she survives, that is.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:07 No.18333092
    >>18333083
    Trust me, you're better off not knowing.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:07 No.18333093
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    >>18333083
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:08 No.18333095
    Fap Angel
    Fap Angle
    Pagan Elf
    Flange Pa
    Flea Pang
    Leaf Pang
    Page Flan
    Gape Flan
    Penal Fag
    Panel Fag
    Plane Fag
    Leap Fang
    Plea Fang
    Peal Fang
    Pale Fang
    Neap Flag
    Pane Flag
    Nape Flag
    A Flag Pen
    A Flan Peg
    A Nag Pelf
    A Pang Elf
    Fa Gal Pen
    Fa Lag Pen
    Fa Pang El
    Fa Nap Leg
    Fa Nap Gel
    Fa Pan Leg
    Fa Pan Gel
    Fa Pa Glen
    Fag La Pen
    Fag Pal En
    Fag Lap En
    Fag Alp En
    Fag Nap El
    Fag Pan El
    Flag Pa En
    Fang Pa El
    Fan Gap El
    Fan La Peg
    Fan Pa Leg
    Fan Pa Gel
    Gal Pa Fen
    Lag Pa Fen
    Nag Pa Elf
    Gap La Fen
    Gap An Elf
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:08 No.18333100
    >>18333083
    ...
    Strike Witches do not wear pants. They go around in their underwear, often briefs.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:08 No.18333101
    >>18333088
    Crashing what? She's not a witch. Still, it is after 1:00. It's a good setup for a cliffhanger.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:08 No.18333102
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    >>18333035

    if we start sticking our hands up you'll just say its all one samefag cause thats your shtick. can we just skip it?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:08 No.18333103
    >>18333083
    Your new codename is Sloth.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/15/12(Thu)01:08 No.18333105
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    >>18333042
    wait what
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)01:10 No.18333117
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    You trot forward, pausing at the mouth of the hangar to observe the goings-on. After a few seconds, it's clear the ground crews are hastily setting up crash-nets. Teams of men rush forward with heavy metal posts they drop into pre-made post holes on either side of the runway, then they string up heavy mesh netting. The mesh is lighter, much lighter then you're used to seeing, and in short order it's obvious why.

    The incoming fighter is a Witch.

    You can see the telltale smoke of an oil fire a mile away - the incoming is badly damaged, and losing power fast. In the distance you see the flashing lights of the meat wagon revving up, but it's too late - the Witch is dropping towards the runway recklessly, trying to get onto tarmac before her engines give out. She manages just in time. She's using a steep approach, kind of dropping towards the runway - the way you're supposed to, just in case of power failure on landing, in fact - but the last-minute dive for earth brings her in too hot. A brilliant, shimmering energy field builds in front of the Witch as she hurtles down the long, ridiculous pier of a runway, and you realize you're seeing one of those "parachute-shields" in action. She swings her "legs" forward and digs them into the concrete as a crude break, but she just keeps coming through a wild shower of sparks.

    The heavy Striker units smash through the first stop net.

    And the second.

    By the time she smashes through the third net you've already seized a heavy fire extinguisher by the door before lunging for the runway with all your speed. The Witch plows through the last crash-net and leans back even further, scoring the runway with her Strikers as she tries desperately to brake.
    >> Sloth 03/15/12(Thu)01:10 No.18333120
    >>18333100
    >briefs
    Okay. Haven't heard that word in a long time.
    >>18333103
    Yeah I can dig that.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:11 No.18333129
    >>18333117
    Oh god

    You guys know what this means?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/15/12(Thu)01:11 No.18333133
    >krupinski
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:11 No.18333134
    >>18333117
    So... Kathy?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:11 No.18333135
    >>18333120
    Well, at least you're a trooper.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:12 No.18333137
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    WELL SHIT
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:12 No.18333139
    >>18333129
    >>18333129
    HIDE THE WOMEN!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:12 No.18333142
    >>18333102
    Sure. But the Trudefags are just as bad as the Minnafags. Stop pretending otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:12 No.18333143
    >>18333133
    >NO! OUR WAIFUS!
    >SHE MEANS TO STEAL THEM
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:12 No.18333146
    >>18333117
    >>18333117
    >INB4 KRUPINSKI
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:12 No.18333149
    >>18333129
    >Krupinski
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    PLANEFAG IS BEST FAG
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:13 No.18333160
    >>18333117
    All of the 501st was out of magic and grounded, and Kathy was on leave. I think it's a new one.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:14 No.18333165
    >>18333142
    Oh shut up, faggot. You're the one who was saying they didn't exist.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:14 No.18333167
    YFW it's Robin
    >> Major Airlift 03/15/12(Thu)01:14 No.18333168
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    >>18333117
    While it would be amazingly awesome if it's Krupinski. It could be any of the 502nd, they're called the BREAKER WITCHES for a reason.

    Or it could be one of ours, not everyone flew on the Fitzgerald mission. Some of the 501st might be up in the air.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:15 No.18333175
    >>18333117
    Sounds like Eila's crash-prone compatriot Nikka has arrived.

    She'll be fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:16 No.18333188
    >>18333168
    She's not just crashing, she's crashing ON FIRE.
    That's Krupinski's thing.
    >> Major Airlift 03/15/12(Thu)01:16 No.18333190
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    >>18333167
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:16 No.18333192
    >>18333175
    >Moar finnish witches
    OH GOD
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:17 No.18333194
    I dunno if we can gnome at range, but let us damn well try.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/15/12(Thu)01:17 No.18333195
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    >new witch

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swQi4CAzmrA
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:17 No.18333198
    >>18333192
    Maybe we can sleep with this one.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:18 No.18333205
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    >>18333167

    our face is pretty much permanently hamburger mode now.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:18 No.18333209
    >>18333168
    Well, who? I think all our girls are accounted for.
    Minna - drunk on PILOT
    Trude - plain drunk
    Erica - out of juice
    Sakamoto - castle
    Meeyahfoogee - bouncing Marines
    Lynette - nose art
    Lucchini - bouncing Marines
    Eila - bouncing Marines
    Sanya - ??? (still, night witch)
    Shirley - ???
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:18 No.18333210
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    Krupinski? Neat.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)01:18 No.18333211
    >>18333117

    The Striker finally slows, still approaching a parked C-47 Daktoa with fueling lines attached. The sirens of fire trucks and the meat wagon sound in the distance, but they're still a good thirty seconds away when the Witch's right striker, the damaged one smeared with oil, alights.

    The Witch simply tilts further back, landing on her back, and yanks her knees towards her chest, slipping her legs out of the Strikers. They continue to rattle and grind over the tarmac on their own, eventually slamming into the walls on one side of the hangar's doors, where one promptly explodes, spewing flaming oil all over the vicinity.

    The Witch flips onto her feet with an acrobatic kick of the legs, like circus performers manage, and gives you a superior, smug look, clearly noting your gender, dress, and national affiliation as you stand there, in your boxers, gaping like a fool.

    "You," she says primly, "are smalltime."

    You stare at her in complete and utter shock.

    Then you blast her with fire retardant.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:19 No.18333215
    >>18333165
    The rational ones don't. Waifufags are waifufags. They act pretty much the same.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:19 No.18333217
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    Just a reminder.....this is MC's voice, and everything is now read in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:19 No.18333219
    >>18333211
    >Small time

    WHAT

    SHE JUST CALLED US OUT
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/15/12(Thu)01:19 No.18333224
    Full Circle.

    ...

    ........
    NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:20 No.18333228
    >>18333211
    Baah, When I did it I was also being shot at by martians.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:20 No.18333229
    >>18333219
    And she got a faceful of white goo for that.

    We'll do just fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:20 No.18333230
    >>18333211
    BITCH, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO THE FUCK I AM?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:20 No.18333234
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    >>18333211
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:20 No.18333236
    incoming NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES
    >> Major Airlift 03/15/12(Thu)01:21 No.18333239
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    >>18333211
    Dominance must be asserted quickly and forcefully.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:21 No.18333241
    >>18333211
    Woo. We finally sprayed our white stuff on a witch!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:21 No.18333242
    >>18333211
    >fire retardant
    AND SO THE WAR BEGINS ANEW
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/15/12(Thu)01:21 No.18333247
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    >spray witch with fire extinguisher

    >that's not just foam

    >spacelube

    >IT KEEPS HAPPENING
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:22 No.18333251
    Krupinski is basically us, except female and not-terrified-of-makeouts.

    It can either be her, or us. THERE CANNOT BE TWO SKIES.
    >> Sloth 03/15/12(Thu)01:22 No.18333253
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    >>18333211
    >"You," she says primly, "are smalltime."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:22 No.18333257
    YOU, are SMARGHBARGLE
    >> Writefag 03/15/12(Thu)01:22 No.18333260
    >>18333211

    MC: 1
    Krupinski: 1

    She's doing better than most witches this early in the game.
    >> Papa-N !!z0ABcqUnNAP 03/15/12(Thu)01:22 No.18333263
    >>18333211

    "I thought this was what all you witches were after?"

    >coolface
    >> Starshadow 03/15/12(Thu)01:23 No.18333267
    "I SEE THE WHITE WHALE"

    Then run like hell.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:23 No.18333270
    It's probably Krupinski. MC's got a thing for German witches.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:23 No.18333271
    Of course, you know, this means war.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:23 No.18333275
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    >>18333263
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:24 No.18333280
    >>18333228
    It's true, she wasn't under even the smallest bit of enemy fire. Smalltime.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/15/12(Thu)01:25 No.18333294
    >>18333280

    They also weren't firing up at her from the ground. Sure, they weren't aiming at us, but they were still shooting in our direction.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:25 No.18333296
    >>18333280
    And she wasn't taking "accidental" friendly fire
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:25 No.18333298
    >>18333280
    Not to mention there wasn't any friendly fire at all.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)01:26 No.18333307
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    >>18333211

    "SAFETY FIRST, BIG-TIME!" you shout as you play the extensive contents of the huge extinguisher over the Witch liberally. She sputters and coughs and you see her draw a pistol, but in the thick cloud of fire retardant filling the air she has no target.

    The meat wagon pulls up with a screeeeech of burning brakes and smoking rubber, two medics jump out, and you jump IN, popping her into drive and flooring the throttle. You hear loud, angry shouting in German somewhere behind you, but you make it back to the interior of the hangar before she can draw a bead on you.

    Sean looks up as you pull in with your stolen ambulance and hop out.
    >> Starshadow 03/15/12(Thu)01:27 No.18333313
    Not to mention she had nets and we got OUR ride down in one piece.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)01:27 No.18333316
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    >>18333307


    You open your mouth to speak, but he halts you with a raised palm.

    "No. No. We've done this before. Give it back."

    "But-"

    "Didn't you hear the man!?" Sean demands. "Didn't you believe it from the lips of a fucking London Bobby himself? It doesn't matter if you give the deer first aid, it still counts as poaching!"

    From behind you come the rapid clack of bootheels on concrete. You turn to see the Witch... and she's wearing pants. "YOU!" she exclaims with fury. As she might, her leather jacket and black pants are snow-white with fire retardant. "You, you arrogant FREAK!" She reaches for her holster again.

    From behind you, Ian, also in his boxers, racks the slide on his shotgun meaningfully.

    Sean looks from the pants-wearing Witch with the flight jacket to the pants-less men defending the hangar.

    "Welp," he says philosophically, and tosses away his flask. "Hate to admit it, but mum was right. Caught up with me."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:28 No.18333321
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    >>18333307
    And, in the ashes of the waifu-war, the Troll wars began...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:28 No.18333322
    >>18333307
    Turns out the wagon wasn't needed.

    What do you think of the nose art?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:28 No.18333325
    >>18333316
    >Pants-wearing
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:29 No.18333335
    >>18333316
    Time to play Russian Roulette!
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    >>18333316
    >"Didn't you hear the man!?" Sean demands. "Didn't you believe it from the lips of a fucking London Bobby himself? It doesn't matter if you give the deer first aid, it still counts as poaching!"
    wat
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:29 No.18333340
    >>18333211
    >"Welp," he says philosophically, and tosses away his flask. "Hate to admit it, but mum was right. Caught up with me."


    that feel...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:30 No.18333343
    >>18333316
    RECOVER FLASK god knows we'll need it.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:30 No.18333348
    >>18333316
    "I guess I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:30 No.18333349
    >stop reading for a half hour
    >think I'm going to be late for the end
    >Krupinski

    WHELP.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:31 No.18333352
    >>18333338
    Wow that guy is really not flexible at all.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:31 No.18333354
    >>18333321
    You know, one thing always bugged me about that picture. Is that a steering wheel? Were there any planes back then that had a full circle ... thing (yoke?)?
    >> Major Airlift 03/15/12(Thu)01:31 No.18333359
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    I love you planefag. I just wanted you to know that.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:32 No.18333363
    >>18333338
    Wtf is Sean talking about here?
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)01:33 No.18333379
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    >>18333354

    Yes. Many aircraft did, including the P-61. It's called the "Yoke."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:34 No.18333385
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    As the guy who started gunning to get us transferred to the 502nd in the first place, I am indescribably pleased right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:34 No.18333387
    >>18333363
    I used to think that authors could just infer things without explicitly stating them. Turns out I thought far too highly of people's intelligence.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:34 No.18333389
    >>18333363
    It was an earlier quest called "The Search for Venison".
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:35 No.18333391
    >>18333363

    going hunting but patching up the dear after so you dont get in trouble since it aint the season.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:35 No.18333396
    >>18333354
    The spitfire actually had a ring, it wasn't a wheel, it didn't spin on an axis, its just that the stick ended in a loop for some reason.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)01:35 No.18333399
    >>18333387

    No. No. It's all right. It lets me know the necessary "WAT" has been released into the wild.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:35 No.18333402
    >>18333316
    Hellcow hear us, our need is dire.

    We're too awesome to die here.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:36 No.18333411
    >>18333402
    At least we'll die doing what we love.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/15/12(Thu)01:37 No.18333416
    Hellcow must become our secret weapon in the trollwar that shall erupt between us and Krupinski.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:37 No.18333418
    HELLCOW
    HELLCOW
    HELLCOW
    HELLCOW
    HELLCOW
    HELLCOW
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/15/12(Thu)01:37 No.18333421
    >>18333411

    But we're not flying, fucking, or bouncing witches right now.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:38 No.18333427
    >and my weariness with this whole fucking quest in general,

    Is planefag gonna burn out on us?
    >> Starshadow 03/15/12(Thu)01:38 No.18333428
    We should just refer to her as cupcake from now on. What with the frosting and all.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:38 No.18333433
    >>18333427
    He has been for a few sessions now.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:38 No.18333435
    >>18333427
    [Citation Needed]
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/15/12(Thu)01:39 No.18333440
    >>18333435
    IRC.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:39 No.18333442
    >>18333428
    Oh god yes.
    >>18333427
    Well if he didn't run 10 threads a week he would probably be fine.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:39 No.18333443
    >>18333435
    read the threads, fag

    >>18330983
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:39 No.18333445
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    MEANWHILE IN OTHER, MORE BORING, BASES
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:40 No.18333450
    >>18333443
    Who the fuck comments on something 579 posts late?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:40 No.18333452
    >>18333435
    the last thread, in the linking post:

    " Because of the massive faggotry in this thread, my general exhaustion, and my weariness with this whole fucking quest in general, I've made a new thread >>18330940 (Cross-thread) and we'll be continuing with more bouncing and more Witches and DID YOU THINK YOU COULD TAKE ME SPAMMERS, DID YOU FUCKING THINK YOU COULD STOP ME, I EAT FAGGOTS LIKE YOU FOR FUCKING BREAKFAST"
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:40 No.18333454
    >>18333440
    In there, he never said a thing.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:40 No.18333455
    >>18333428
    We could even mix it up and switch between an assortment of pastries and cakes.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:41 No.18333459
    >>18333455
    Cupcakeski
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/15/12(Thu)01:41 No.18333462
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    >>18333445
    OH KATHY~


    Krupinski is away from her foil

    all is lost
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:41 No.18333464
    >>18333445
    If all witches are lesbians then how are baby witches made?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:42 No.18333467
    >>18333459
    >Cupcakeski

    second
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:42 No.18333469
    >>18333464
    Magic
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:42 No.18333473
    >>18333464
    Rape.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:42 No.18333475
    >>18333464
    The stork brings them, just like all babies. Stupid.

    Also thirding Cupcakeski.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:43 No.18333484
    >>18333473
    >>18333469
    Same thing, Really.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:44 No.18333489
    >>18333459
    That's Great.
    >> Starshadow 03/15/12(Thu)01:44 No.18333495
    >>18333455
    Bagelski
    Waffleski
    Danishski
    Sconeski

    This is the best idea ever.
    >> Sloth 03/15/12(Thu)01:45 No.18333501
    Calling it now, I'll shut down my computer, go to sleep, and get up tomorrow only to find out that I missed maybe one post and then NEXT TIME. That'll be the third time it's happened.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:45 No.18333502
    >>18333455
    Oh god, we could use all the cloying little sobriquets imaginable. "My little croissant." "My darling creme brulee."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:45 No.18333503
    >>18333495
    We need to start with Cupcakeski though, since it sounds like Krupinski.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:45 No.18333505
    >>18333502
    >>18333502
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:46 No.18333516
    >>18333503
    Yes. Start with Cupcakeski, move on to >>18333502 and >>18333495
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:46 No.18333518
    Oh god ...this is Seans ex girlfriend. The female version of us. No WONDER we drive him nuts!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:47 No.18333520
    Fap Angel, don't burn out on us. We love you. Just some of us are very tsundere and have a hard time showing it.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:47 No.18333521
    >>18333459
    This will only end in the usual broken bones and bloodshed. Which obviously means we should do it.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/15/12(Thu)01:47 No.18333523
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    >>18333502
    This would make Perrine FRUSTRATED
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:47 No.18333530
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    oh god! i don't even... shit!
    welp first of all no fucks given, second drink large quantities of liquor.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:47 No.18333531
    So if she's German, it means she has a dog familiar, right? Add one more to the "find spot on belly that makes leg kick" list. She'd probably hate it the most, too.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)01:47 No.18333532
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    >>18333316

    "Nobody sprays me with an extinguisher and gets away with it," the Witch declares.

    "Yeah, well, nobody calls me smalltime and gets away with it!" you retort, and produce your aviators. Snapping them open, you don them carefully and stand with your hands on your hips. "Who are you, anyway?"

    "The White Witch, apparently." She eyes you up and down. Especially down. "Who are YOU?"

    You snap the waistband of your boxers. "The boxing bandit. Who else?"

    She smirks a little, and cocks her hip. "Sorry for the dramatic arrival. A bad habit of mine."

    You shrug, unimpressed. "Gets the ground crews all upset every time. A little bit of fire and they freak out, you know?"

    The Witch's eyebrow hikes a bit, and she clearly re-evaluates you. "The take-offs can be even more exiting, though. They scream, like the sound might lift you and that 30mm cannon off the ice of a frozen lake before you get to the thin part, just a little faster."

    "Yeah, try having somebody scream 'MORE POWER' in your ear when you take a damaged P-61 off a carrier deck," you retort. "As if I needed to be reminded."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:48 No.18333537
    >>18333503
    >>18333502
    They have to get steadily more archaic and ridiculously unfitting as we go, until after a few dozen times we're calling her "Duck a l'orange-ski."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:48 No.18333540
    >>18333502
    By the end of this my sides are going to need reconstructive surgery.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:49 No.18333548
    >>18333532
    Looks as though we may have another bro
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:49 No.18333549
    >>18333532
    >even more exiting
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:49 No.18333551
    >>18333537
    Oh god, that's great.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:49 No.18333553
    >>18333532
    >Krupinksi: "Mine's bigger"
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)01:49 No.18333555
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    >>18333427

    For the record, I was trolling people into thinking I was going to ragequit. Before the link to a new thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:50 No.18333558
    >>18333532
    Oh god yes this is good.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 03/15/12(Thu)01:50 No.18333560
    >>18333523

    Birds. Stone.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:50 No.18333564
    >>18333532
    Finally a witch we can really identify with.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:50 No.18333565
    >>18333532
    Fucking TOLD.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:50 No.18333568
    >>18333555
    Oh fap angel, you'll never let us down!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:50 No.18333569
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    >>18333555
    >yfw
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:50 No.18333571
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    >>18333532
    Hot.

    also,
    >Boxing bandit
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:51 No.18333585
    >>18333532
    A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:52 No.18333586
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    >>18333532
    The game of who gives less fucks... ze deadliest game.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:52 No.18333590
    >>18333555
    Suuuuure buddy.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:53 No.18333597
    >>18333555
    I though so. A lot of us really care about SWQ, so naturally a few of us start acting like idiots.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:53 No.18333601
    >>18333555
    Don't worry, it was entirely obvious to everyone who wasn't retarded.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:53 No.18333603
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    >>18333586
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:53 No.18333606
    >>18333532
    I see three ways this could end:
    1. pilot rivalry, like with Chuck.
    2. drinking buddies.
    3. fucking up against the hanger wall.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:54 No.18333611
    >>18333606
    Fund it.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:54 No.18333613
    >>18333586
    That's not a P-61 is it?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:54 No.18333614
    >>18333555
    i wish my cat was this awesome but all she does is drink all my beer, cant even use mugs anymore the bitch
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:54 No.18333615
    >>18333606
    All three, at once.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:55 No.18333619
    >>18333606
    We see who "shoots" the other down first. HUE HUE HUE
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:55 No.18333623
    >>18333613
    A-20G. Game doesn't have P-61s sadly.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:55 No.18333628
    >>18333614
    Give your cat her own beer
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:56 No.18333632
    >>18333606
    Isn't Krupinksi gay?

    This may be an issue.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:57 No.18333646
    >>18333632
    Then we make her ungay. Or dress as a pretty woman. Either works
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:57 No.18333648
    >>18333628
    thats pretty much what i have to do to get her to leave me the fuck alone when i drink
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:57 No.18333651
    >>18333632
    No, Kathy is gay.


    Krupinski defines the concept of gay on a fundamental level.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)01:59 No.18333663
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    >>18333532

    "Once, I crashed on an aircraft carrier made out of paper-pulp ice, manned by a hundred angry Cossacks," the Witch tells you. "After strafing it."

    "Yesterday, I crashed on a flying ore freighter infested by kill-crazy Martians," you tell her. "After bombing it."

    "Well I-"

    "Okay, okay," Ian grumps from behind you, clapping his hands slowly, shotgun in the crook of his arm. "Put away the measuring tapes and zip up, girls you're both pretty, yadda yadda."

    The Witch frowns, but subsides. And you had her on the ropes, too, dammit.

    "Waltrud Krupinski," she says, offering her hand. You shake it and introduce yourself.

    "What?" she says wonderingly. "I've heard of you, Yank! No matter, I know how to handle one crazy Yank pilot."

    "How about two?" a voice says from behind her.

    "Oh bloody he-" Waltrude manages before Kathy comes up behind her and engulfs her in a huge bear hug.

    "WALLY!" Kathy squeals with delight. "I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!"

    "UNHAND ME, YOU FUCKING LUNATIC!" Waltrude screams.

    "NOOOOOPE!" Kathy says. You note Kathy's wearing a... stars-and-stripes bathing suit.

    "Is that even legal?" Sean mutters.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/15/12(Thu)01:59 No.18333664
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    >>18333632
    ARE YOU THE SAME POSTER WHO GOES

    ISN'T X GAY

    I HATE YOU. STOP POSTING
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)01:59 No.18333666
    >>18333632
    >>18333651
    We don't know for sure what they're like in the quest, and given how PF's played Eila there's probably a fair bit of wiggle room.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:00 No.18333677
    >>18333648
    I don't know about cats, but giving a dog booze is hilarious. They start stumbling around and running into things.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:01 No.18333687
    >>18333663
    Well shit now I really do hope they are gay.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:01 No.18333688
    >>18333677
    Aww, they think they're people...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:01 No.18333697
    >>18333663
    >Paper Pulp Ice

    PLANEFAG I LOVE YOU
    >> Major Airlift 03/15/12(Thu)02:01 No.18333700
    >>18333688

    I thought you were talking about Kathy and Krupinski until I checked...
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:02 No.18333701
    >>18333663
    >"Is that even legal?" Sean mutters.
    Oh, Sean, you worry about modesty laws. Here. That's cute, really.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:02 No.18333703
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    >>18333663
    >stars and stripes bathing suit

    oh boy!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:03 No.18333713
    >>18333664
    I've never said that before now. I have no idea who you're talking about.

    Anyway, I never said not to go after her. Just to know what we're getting into.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:03 No.18333714
    >>18333663
    >Project Habbakuk
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:03 No.18333715
    >>18333663
    WEAK SPOT IDENTIFIED.
    ATTACK IT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:03 No.18333716
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    >>18333663
    I approve. Only a few more and we shall complete the set.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:03 No.18333725
    >>18333663
    So the Russians made a Pykrete ship? I thought the Brits were the ones checking that shit out?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:04 No.18333730
    >>18333663
    Group hug!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:04 No.18333732
    >>18333663
    >Krupinski covered in white stuff being hugged by a bodacious Cowgirl wearing an American bikini and we are wearing boxers
    >...yeah
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:04 No.18333733
    >>18333663
    Bikinis have already been invented in this world, haven't they?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:04 No.18333736
    >>18333703
    What the fucking fuck.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:05 No.18333743
    >>18333733
    Fucking tiny panties have already been invented.

    Bikinis are a step up in modesty.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:05 No.18333744
    >>18333732
    And Lynette thought the nose art was going to be lewd.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:05 No.18333747
    >>18333733
    we need pants. the natural order of things has been upset, and this is the root.

    PANTS.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:05 No.18333751
    >>18333733
    This world has its priorities straight.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:05 No.18333753
    Now Eila needs to pop up with the camera.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:05 No.18333756
    >>18333736
    I got it from /k/. Don't ask.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:06 No.18333761
    at least it's not a cow print bikini
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:06 No.18333763
    >>18333747
    Let's take Cupcakes pants while she's indisposed.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:06 No.18333771
    >>18333744
    >>18333730
    Oh god. "Hey Lynette, we're ready again if you want another sandwich."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:07 No.18333775
    >>18333701
    I figured it was less modesty laws and more appropriate use of the flag. You are never meant to wear the flag as an item of clothing. I know that people do it often these days but it's just... No. Bad.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:07 No.18333779
    >>18333763
    >skintight pants with holes near the hips for Striker contact
    I don't think they''ll fit very well.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:07 No.18333781
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    >>18333664
    No, he's Zero-sexual.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)02:08 No.18333785
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    >>18333663

    "What... what is happening..." Lynette asks in a quavering tone from behind your P-61s nosewheel.

    "Well," Sean tells her, "Waltrude and dipshit there are measuring their pilot peens and Kathy is..."

    "BITCH I WILL CUT YOU," Waltrude screams.

    "Your tongue's the sharpest part, so bring it here," Kathy retorts with a giggle.

    "I'll tell you when you're older," Sean finishes.

    Waltrude finally manages to squirm out of Kathy's grip and hops a few good lengths away, favoring the American witch with a poisonous look. "God, I'm all WET now."

    Kathy is indeed wet, from head... to toe... to head... to okay enough of that. Even her holster is - what?

    "Waterproof," she says smugly, tapping the holstered Peacemaker. "It's the first really warm day of the year, and you freaks are inside? What the hell have you been doing all day?"

    Ahem.

    "... stuff."

    "Want to go swimming? We're all here, anyways. YOU TOO, PERRINE!"

    >Surewhynot.jpg
    >HIGH~WAY~TO THE RAPE~ZONE (I fucking think not)
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:08 No.18333786
    >>18333775
    Kathy is just too AMERICA for you.
    >> Starshadow 03/15/12(Thu)02:08 No.18333788
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    >Paper Pulp Ice
    Oh joy. I bet everyone in this setting thinks that the Canadian Navy is made of sawdust. With igloos on top.

    In other news. If we must go around pantsless we should get a pair of these. They just SCREAM idgaf.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:08 No.18333791
    >>18333725
    Only the Russians would have been crazy enough to try.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:08 No.18333793
    >>18333771
    Then we do this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s86ReVJhJCA
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:09 No.18333799
    >>18333785
    Surewhynot.jpg

    Let's get wet.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:09 No.18333802
    >Surewhynot.jpg

    HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 03/15/12(Thu)02:09 No.18333805
    SWEEEEMING
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:09 No.18333807
    >>18333785
    Let's swim.

    It's the one thing we're actually dressed for.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:09 No.18333813
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    So, because everyone keeps saying Krupi is a witch version of us, this is what I imagine MC to look like now. Don't try and tell me otherwise, the thought has already been cemented into mind.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:10 No.18333815
    >>18333785
    SALT WATER

    IN OUR OPEN WOUNDS FROM CATCHING A ROCKET WITH OUR FACE

    WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:10 No.18333818
    >>18333785
    Let's go swimming, bitches!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:10 No.18333819
    >>18333785
    >Surewhynot.jpg

    TOTALLY NOT A TRAP
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:10 No.18333820
    >>18333785
    SWIMMING IS AMERICA, LIKE APPLE PIE AND BOUNCING. WE MUST SWIM. BECAUSE WE LOVE MOM.

    ...also those two are gay as all hell. PERFECTLY SAFE.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:10 No.18333822
    >>18333785
    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:10 No.18333826
    >>18333815
    Do I look like I give a fuck?

    We're magic.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 03/15/12(Thu)02:10 No.18333829
         File: 1331791848.jpg-(35 KB, 400x320, faketros3.jpg)
    35 KB
    >>18333781


    aaaaauuuuuuugh
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:10 No.18333830
    >>18333815
    Eh, they've closed up by now. Though I do keep forgetting how fucked up we probably look.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:10 No.18333831
    >>18333815
    It will only make us seem more manly
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:11 No.18333834
    >>18333785

    >HIGH~WAY~TO THE RAPE~ZONE (I fucking think not)

    Oh, you know Elia is going to try and pants us. Besides, we've stuff to do, like getting that film developed. And making sure Hellcow is doing its job.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:11 No.18333838
    >>18333785

    MC needs to be diagnosed with ADHD.

    Just a short while ago we were looking for minna

    >oh why the hell not.jpg
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:11 No.18333840
    >>18333785
    "All wet, you say? Dripping? Just, rolling down your--ow."
    (Ow pre-emptively added for the smack Sean or Ian or Cupcake delivers)
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:11 No.18333842
    SWIMMING! then PANTS!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:11 No.18333844
    We need to get a belt around our package before we pitch a tent.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:11 No.18333849
    >>18333785
    can'tbehelped.jpg

    Also, drag dat Waltrude along with you with the help of Kathy. Ought to be funny as hell.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:11 No.18333852
    >>18333677
    yup cats do the same thing except more jumping.
    BTW cats don't always land on their feet.
    >> Starshadow 03/15/12(Thu)02:12 No.18333859
         File: 1331791934.gif-(1.95 MB, 294x164, 1331183651453.gif)
    1.95 MB
    >HIGH~WAY~TO THE RAPE~ZONE

    THE POOL IS CLOSED
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:12 No.18333863
    >>18333838
    She said everyone was there. I'd assume that includes Minna.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:12 No.18333867
    >>18333785
    >MFW that's what you would have inflicted upon us if we had chosen BEACH earlier...
    >> Major Airlift 03/15/12(Thu)02:12 No.18333868
    >>18333785
    WAITWAITWAIT

    Whatever we do, Ian and Sean are right here. WHY ARE THEY SENDING ROBIN PRESENTS!?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:13 No.18333878
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    Minna will be waiting in the water, just you watch
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:13 No.18333882
    >>18333878
    Good. We can get our pants back.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:13 No.18333885
    >>18333868
    Fuck! You're right!

    CONFRONT!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:13 No.18333888
    If Lynette is coming bring Yoshika. It's the perfect time to play matchmaker.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:13 No.18333889
    >>18333785
    Sure why not. Maybe Trude will spot us, be all NO, MINE and join us.
    And then Minna will bounce us all.
    >>18333868
    BUT FIRST. BAYONET? WHAT THE FUCK?
    >> Writefag 03/15/12(Thu)02:13 No.18333890
    >>18333785

    Well, considering Kathy is pretty hard-lesbian, and Perrine doesn't see us as a man so much as the loud ape that flies Ian around, that means we should only have to worry about Wally, and I think she should be able to control herself.

    Sure. Let's go to the beach.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:13 No.18333891
    >>18333868
    He'll just come up with some excuse.

    But we know the real reason: to mess with us.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:14 No.18333896
    don't forget about all the marines running about
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:14 No.18333899
    >>18333785
    HIGHWAY TO THE RAPE ZONE

    But we should also drown Ian and Sean for meeting our sister without us.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:14 No.18333901
    >>18333849
    The two of us should be able to manage her. Now we just need to find some secluded place on the beach where we can HUEHUEHUE her.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:14 No.18333903
    surewhynot.jpg

    Because we're in a castle full of beautiful women and we should not spend our time running from them.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:15 No.18333906
    >>18333785
    surewhynot
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:15 No.18333915
    >>18333890
    >implying the entire castle won't hear of this
    >implying we won't get swarmed by all of the witches in swimsuits while we parade in boxers/swimming trunks
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:15 No.18333916
    >>18333785
    >HIGH~WAY~TO THE RAPE~ZONE (I fucking think not)
    Fuck no, we've got Sean and Ian to confront about those presents they've been sending to Robin!

    WHAT ARE YOUR DESIGNS ON MY LITTLE SISTER YOU FUCKS! I KNOW WHAT GOES THROUGH YOUR HEADS!
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)02:16 No.18333920
    >>18333868
    >>18333868
    >>18333868
    >>18333868

    OH BOY I ALMOST FORGOT
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:16 No.18333923
    >>18333896
    Pft they're Navy they can't swim. They're used to being safe on their boats with their lifejackets and OH GOD HELP ME whistles.
    ALSO
    PLANEFAG
    PAGE 13
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:16 No.18333925
    >>18333915
    Next time they do this, we should just go along with it. If they just want to ogle us, then let em, and if they're intending more, then just play chicken.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:16 No.18333931
    >>18333915
    Even if that leads to a HUEHUEHUE end, I really wanna see it.

    "He may have drowned, but at least he drowned while covered in women. No man could hope for a better death."
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:16 No.18333932
    >>18333896
    They've been sufficiently trolled for the moment. But we should prepare for further trolling.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:18 No.18333951
    >>18333923
    PAGE 15.
    FUCK. ABANDON SHIP.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:18 No.18333957
    >>18333896
    Minna, miyafuji, Zucchini and Eila have the marines well in hand. Probably.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:19 No.18333962
    ARCHIVE QUICKLY IF NOT ALREADY DONE SO
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:19 No.18333963
    >>18333920
    Oh boy, here we go.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:19 No.18333965
    Quickly! Too the archive!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:19 No.18333970
    Next tine on SWQ! beach episode!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:20 No.18333973
    Archived!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:20 No.18333978
    >>18333951
    That's the other thread you dunce.
    >> Starshadow 03/15/12(Thu)02:20 No.18333980
    Archive up. Cutting it close guys!
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:20 No.18333987
    >>18333962
    >>18333965
    done already
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:20 No.18333989
    >>18333974
    You cannot possibly be this dense.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:20 No.18333990
    >>18333974
    http://catalog.neet.tv/tg/
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:21 No.18333997
    So, do Martians still have "cores" inside their ships, or is that just in the anime?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:21 No.18333999
    >>18333997
    No
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:22 No.18334007
    >>18333997
    Yes.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:23 No.18334022
    >>18333997
    Maybe
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:23 No.18334024
    >>18333997
    Maybe.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:23 No.18334027
    >>18333999
    >>18334007
    maybe?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:24 No.18334030
    >>18334022
    >>18334024
    >>18334027
    Maybemind
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:24 No.18334033
    >>18333997
    I don't know
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 03/15/12(Thu)02:24 No.18334035
    NEW THREAD: >>18334025
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:24 No.18334036
    >>18333997
    Ask me later
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:24 No.18334037
    >>18333997
    >>18333999
    >>18334007
    Note to self: Never frame a question is such a way that answers of yes and no are both technically correct.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:24 No.18334038
    >>18333997
    I don't know, can you repeat the question?
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:25 No.18334044
    >>18333999
    >>18334007
    >>18334022
    >>18334024
    >>18334027
    >>18334030

    /tg/: we're here to help
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:25 No.18334056
    >>18333997
    Reply hazy. Try again later.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:31 No.18334126
    >>18333920

    >Drawfag reportin' in

    Well while we are waiting, have some WIP on the group pic. Right now it is just basically a plane that has been blocked in. PROGRESS! Or I was, until I got the image reached error. FOILED AGAIN!

    The hell cow picture is almost done, but I probably won't post it tonight (barring significant begging or bribes). It will not have as much impact when the final one gets thrown up because there won't be huge differences between the two versions. I can pretty much guarantee it will be ACTUALLY done by the next thread.
    >> Anonymous 03/15/12(Thu)02:32 No.18334149
    >>18333997
    THEY DON'T HAVE CORES, THEY'RE PILOTED BY MARTIANS. FUCK YEAH, CLARITY.



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