>>18457122
FUCK YEAH.

"Hello Hayate." she answers as she faces you.
"W-why are you in my room A-tan? Where have you been all this time?" You ask.
"I'm sorry, but i don't have time to answer that." She says as she crawls closer to give an embrace.
An embrace that takes around 15 minutes.
"I don't have time!" she says as she finally lets go.

"Why are you here A-tan?" you ask again.
"I'm going to be blunt. Do you know where your brother is?" she asks

>>18457122
Oh goddammit.

How did she get here? How did she get through the Bureau's defenses?

And most importantly, what is she doing here?
No, scratch that. Most importantly, where are the girls?

>started early since thread will have to end early today.
>Dental appointment

>>18457182
"Brother? Ikusa? After he ran away, I haven't heard anything from him."

>>18457182
To be honest I'm slightly confused as to where 'I' am right now... but no.

>>18457182
"Of course I don't."

>Bureau
>defenses

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>18457187
Bureau's defenses? I'm more curious how she got through Souske's defenses.

>>18457229
Probably the same we we would. Time stopping/teleporting/invisible flight.

More likely we got moved to a place identical to our room.

I can't see her being able to move ALL the girls through the Bureau without detection.

>>18457182
"Ikusa? I haven't seen him in forever. Why do you ask? Wait... where is everyone? Have I been abducted again? Can the Yakuza travel between dimensions now? Am I on an operating table and this is some compliance spell? Oh god I knew they'd find me!"

""Eh? Ikusa niichan? I have no idea." You tell her.
"But I'm sure he's out there saving people."
"I see. I guess I have no choice." She winces in pain and holds her chest. "UGH!"
"A-tan!"you call out in concern.
"Don't worry about me." she says. "I'm going to tell you two important things. Make sure you remember them."
"Eh?"

>>18457285
Turn up the swag and chivalry. Cradle her against our chest while she talks since she's in obvious pain.

>>18457285
Bust out a notepad.

Alternatively, have Kraus record this shit. He should be anyways.

>>18457285
Focusing all processing power... must become force that stops us from fucking this up...

>>18457309
Agreed. We need Kraus recording everything.

>>18457305
This. Hayate is a gentleman with a heart of gold and she's in pain and trying to help us.

>>18457309
We can't fuck this up. Characters always fuck this up. We will not.

"First thing is about your watch." She tells you. "Make sure no one else gets hold of it."
"No one should handle it except for you. It is a forbidden power that no one must lay their hands upon."
"If you tell people about it, it could bring about unnecessary danger."
"O-okay" you answer.
"As for the other," she continues "When you see me next don't lose your composure and just follow my lead."
"...why?" you ask

She doesnt answer your question.
"I'm sorry, I want to tell you so much but I have no more time."
You see her clutching a pocket watch with a broken face.
"So please Hayate, Do your best. I'm sure you can do it."
"A-tan..?"

"Bye, Hayate."
"WAIT! A-TAN?!" you yell out
"A-TAN?! A-TAN?!"

>>18457369
>>18457415
Shit, we just woke our girls up, didn't we?

"A-TA-"
*Boomf*
A foot lands square on your face, waking you up.
You look around in the darkness and find yourself once again surrounded by your girls.
All of them dead tired from the party that ended just a couple of hours ago.
"A dream?" you ask yourself.

It is 3am. But you don't feel like going back to sleep.


WAT DO?

>>18457122
>>18457182
>>18457285
>>18457369
>>18457415
Wait... This was all directly from the manga...

Is this actually happening, or just a Dream of Canon?

>>18457454
Seeing as we can't go back to sleep..

'Kraus. Did you get any of that?'

>>18457454
If we shouldn't let people know about the watch, let's see if we can't fashion it into an amulet/locket. We can probably stick some kind of holochip of our girls inside the thing too.

>>18457221
Oh damn someone colored it.
Now we need the SWAGTRON drawing and have that colored.

>>18457369
>>18457415
Ok, the first one was a no brainer. The second one has me uneasy. Remembering it is fine. Doing what she says off blind faith is not. We'll have to see when the time comes if we'll trust her or not.

>>18457459
A-tan just pulled a time stop or some other such fuckery on us. She apparently has a second watch similar to our own.

>>18457470
Not just someone. LG colored it.

>>18457459
She's talking about our watch though.
It's real.

>>18457454
'Kraus, can I trust you? I don't mean you personally, I mean you as a device. Do you guys get monitored or anything? Is there any way you could be used to spy on us? I just realized I know a lot less about you as a piece of technology than I do about you as a person.'

Let's make sure we don't need to start hiding things from Kraus.

Well, we could go to the Doctor about this.

He's the last one who'd be interested in taking our watch, considering he has something much better. And it might shed light on the mystery of our power drain.

>>18457454
>>18457459
Assume Canon.

We go for a walk. We got what, an hour till breakfast/bread time? Who knows we may run into someone important at this hour. Well that or we get mugged by Michelle, Mike's evil twin sister.

>>18457516
>evil twin sister gorilla that was caught up in our swag-orbit
>oh god no
>big gorilla with red lipstick chasing after us
>STOP THINKING, BRAIN

>>18457573
WHY
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

>>18457516
>>18457508
Mmm. See if the Doctor is around, if not, go for a walk to cool our head and collect our thoughts.

Need to start planning Hina's date, and prepping for Sousje's camping trip.

'Kraus, can I trust you?' you call out to your partner as the girls settle back in around you.
'I don't mean you personally, I mean you as a device. Do you guys get monitored or anything? Is there any way you could be used to spy on us? I just realized I know a lot less about you as a piece of technology than I do about you as a person.'

"NO. I AM ONLY BONDED TO YOU. THEY CAN'T SEE YOUR THOUGHTS, NOR MINE. THEY CAN REVIEW RECORDED COMBAT DATA, BUT THE RECORDER IS ONLY ACTIVATED DURING MISSIONS. ANYTHING THAT WE TALK ABOUT, ANYTHING WE DO ON OUR OWN TIME, IS OUR AND OURS ALONE."
He answers you, surprisingly enough, without swearing.
'Thanks, I needed that. One more thing, did you get any weird energy signals just now?'
'I HAVE BEEN RUNNING A PASSIVE SCAN LIKE YOU TOLD ME QUITE SOME TIME AGO. AT AROUND 2:41, YOUR MAJAIKAL DRAIN WENT UP TO COMBAT LEVELS EVEN AS YOU SLEPT. IT LASTED A TOTAL OF 22 MINUTES."
He reports.

WAT DO?

>>18457573
I have convinced myself that theres an Anti-Bureau somewhere out there, when everyone is evil and gender-swapped.

>>18457611
>everyone is evil and gender-swapped
YES GOOD CONTINUE.
>negafemayate is manipulatively maintaining a stable of nazis and so forth, plying their jealousies against each other to maintain control over them

>>18457611
>evil and genderswapped
>Yandere keima
>Masochistic Erica
>FRANK IS STILL FRANK

>>18457600
Tongue in girls butts

>>18457600
Tch, that near damn confirms it. We need to see the doctor about this ASAP.

>>18457600
Tell him the 2 things we're not supposed to forget. He probably won't understand if we tell the whole story right now, so give him the short version.

>>18457600
I think we need to tell Mike our story, minus the last bit about the watch.
>>18457611
>two nurses
>they're both the same
jesuschristhowhorrifying.jpg

>>18457600
Clearly we are being connected to someone's mind. Likely A-tan's. We should be on our toes.

Lets head out and think some.

>>18457639
Hey, that's my schtick, pal. You can't just use that kind of ordinance willy-nilly. You have to wait dozens of threads for the comedically ideal moment and then strike surgically.

>>18457600
If we really can't sleep, maybe we should go for a walk. Smell the night air, sit by a large body of water, think about what this means, and get blown up by Sagara's land mines.

>>18457639
Okay, yeah, nah, that's worn a bot thon. Poor timing, mate.

>>18457600
'Thanks, Kraus. But did you detect anything else, like any of my thoughts, anything that I might have seen? Anything that happened in those 22 minutes.'

Well, we're not going to get any sleep. May as well get up, take a walk around the Bureau as we plan for the combat trials, Sousuke's trip, and Hina's date.

It should be Friday today, so we could take Hina out tonight.

>>18457600
So. It is A-tan draining our majaik. This is good to keep in mind. I think she's somewhat yandere for us, though. This bears thinking about. Let's think about more ways to keep our watch on us and concealed at the same time.

>>18457647
seconded.
>>18457628
And is serving as evil dictator for life with her evil gender swapped reverse harem. And shirou is still shirou, but with tits.

>>18457600
Lie under our swag pile and think about why she would have our watch with a broken face

>>18457600
So now we have more evidence corroborating that A-Tan is related to our magic drain. We won't get back to sleep, leave a note in case we're late getting back, fiddle with the dagger of time, visit the fucking Doctor if at all possible.

I think A-tan leeches our own power to manifest herself here. What a pain.

Fill Kraus in on what just happened, and let's go see the Doctor. He's one of the few people we can trust, by dint of him being incorruptible.

>>18457677
>And is serving as evil dictator for life with her evil gender swapped reverse harem. And shirou is still shirou, but with tits.
Except that Shirou is actively fucking with us instead of passively fucking with us.

>>18457642
>We need to see the doctor about this ASAP.
Oh that would be nice, if he was actually here.

The Doctor is not at the Bureau. Stop saying "Go to the Doctor" because he's not expected to be back until much later.

>>18457685
She also drains our majaik when we end up in canon I think.

Makes sense as far as I see

>>18457600
Were we in R.E.M. during the event?

>>18457705
He's back in two years, but we don't know if that's for us or for him. He's the Doctor. He could be back literally any moment.

>>18457705
Actually, we don'k now when he's back. No-one does.

I think people are saying we should go check.

>>18457705
Actually we have no clue if he is here or not, the sign changes each time we go there.

Heading down that way with frank on suspension is a dangerous thought though

Shinji might be able to help us though

>>18457705
Time Travel, he could be back any moment and we need someone with experience in dimensional and time travel and he fits the bill really well, if we can't find him we might want to see if we can find a time/sand based guy to help with the dagger at the very least.

You decide to go for a walk to clear your mind.
You teleport out of bed and change into your tracksuit.
You leave a note on the table,
[Went out for a bit, might be late coming back. -H]

You head out of the door with your brain full of fuck.

WHERE GO?
[ ]The Doctor
[ ]Walk to town and back
[ ]other?


>>18457677
Shirou is a sexually aggressive brown skinned loli.
And she likes salty stuff.

>>18457752
The Doctor, it's a longshot but we might get something out of it. If he's not there we'll have to find someone else with time expertise to help with both our time/dimensional fucked up stuff and someone to help with the dagger.

>>18457752
[x]The Doctor
People want to see if the Doctor is in. I doubt that he will be back, and we will have gotten nothing for our troubles.

>>18457752
>And she likes salty stuff.
BOHOHOHOHO.

Anyway, let's check to see if the Doctor's there.

>>18457752
[x] Doctor, if he's not there, call Mike.

>>18457752
Doctor, walk if not present.

>>18457752
[x]The Doctor
Comeon suddenly 10th.

>>18457770
>call Mike
>at 3AM
Do you WANT to get pounded into a bloody smear by an irate gorilla?

Crazy plans from last thread

Regal lion bro, wears a fancy cape ( red with gold trim ? )
Wolf bro wearing beret looks like the big boss acts like a KSK veteran, all business but still classy
Kangaroo Anzac / SAS bro with an akubra hat with corks, sort of a mirror to the wolf, laid back but still good
Shark with a pirate hat that has a skull and crossbones badge that shoots frickin lasers, adorabloodthirsty maybe named Chummers, he flies when we aren't near water

Melmo candies for trolling people and for group adventure as chibiyate and friends
Gender swap potion for trolling people possibly Keima bit most likely Shirou
Look at dagger to see if we can use part of it to fix the watch while keeping most of it in working condition for added time dickery

>>18457752
>Shirou is a sexually aggressive brown skinned loli.
>And she likes salty stuff.

So, NegaShirou is Zucchini?

>>18457677
The Doctor is replaced by The Master.

>>18457752
Doctor
If he isn't there then walk to town while we sort out of brain full of fuck

We need to replace our Shirou with that Shirou, would be much easier to handle and less trouble that derpmonger

>>18457823
Plus we can "produce" salty stuff for her to eat.

>>18457842
She and Erica would get along alarmingly well.

They can have salty fries during the day and salty other things during the night

>>18457808
Is she a perma loli though?
And does this mean that dimensions Ilya is a giant muscular man with a Loli fetish?
What does it mean for saber as well? Still female but more a tired mother figure or male?

>>18457896
...Let's not think about that.

>>18457896
King Aurthur except a viking?

>>18457896
>What does it mean for saber as well? Still female but more a tired mother figure or male?
The girliest girly man ever. So girly he doesn't even think of himself as male.

>>18457896
In that case berserker would be the little girl as well.
With a massive axe, wild hair and loincloth / caveman dress

Imokwiththis.jpg

>>18457896
So Illya is Berserker and vice versa?
And Saber would be Prototype Saber Alter?

>>18457922
Trap saber? Bueno

YOu decide to check in with the doctor, now that you have some data on your majaik drain you could show him.
Maybe he can also help you out with some of this timey-wimey shit.

You softly make your way though the quiet corridors and across the empty quad.
You enter the silent medical wing.

Quietly, you walk to the corridor where the Doctor's blue box should be.

There you find a man in a pin-stripped brown suit changing the sign.
[ELEVATOR UNDER REPAIR, SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE]

"Hello there How can I help you?" he asks

>>18457941
I was hoping the doctor was around but it seems not, do you know when or where he is?

>>18457941
"I'm looking for the Doctor."

Wrong Doctor but he'll get the idea.

>>18457941
"Ah, yes, I'm looking for the Doctor's office. Perhaps I am in the wrong corridor?"

>>18457941
"Looking for the Doctor, is he back yet?"
We should be on guard, theres a goings afoot.

>>18457941
I'm looking for the Doctor, any idea where I could find him? I have made an interesting discovery concerning my condition and would like to ask him for a favor.

I know OOC that he's the doctor but we can't act on that.

>>18457972
Naturally

>>18457941
"I'm looking for the Doctor with the blue box. I take it he still isn't back yet?"

>>18457941
Oi mate, I'm looking for a gallifreyan.

>>18457941
>There you find a man in a pin-stripped brown suit changing the sign.
Finally an excuse to post this pic.

>>18458032
Dr Who anime? If they had the proper VA's and writing I would watch it

"I'm looking for the Doctor." you tell him. "But it seems he's still not back yet."
"Ah yes. Well, the box blew a fuse or twelve, he's setting about on repairing it, he should be back by yesterday." he answers.
"Now, I'm a Doctor too. And although I could not do much right now, I could give you some advice."
"Never let anyone get their hands on THAT. Dire consequences await you if it happens." He finishes changing the sign and walks away.
"Make sure to REMEMBER." he shouts out as he goes around a corner.

CRYPTIC ADVICE?
WAT DO NAO?

>>18458054
NORIO WAKAMOTO AS THE MASTER.

>>18458073
But that's the same as the cryptic advice we just got. What use is that?

>>18458073
"Why the HELL does NO ONE want to give me a straight answer about ANYTHING lately?"

>>18458073
Well it is a pocket watch right?

We need a chain for it. Preferably one that physically attaches it to our body somehow.

>>18458073
"Wait! If you see him, let him know I have a lead on that majaik-draining problem!"

Well, of course he'll know, but anyway...

Let's jog out to town.

>>18458073
"I already knew that!!!" We have yet to visit Dr. McNinja, and I have it on good authority that he does not hire night crew. Lets ask him about our insane dreams.

rolled 68 = 68

>>18458073

Time not doing anything is time wasted.

We've got some books don't we?

Might as well study them or head to the gym and run some simulations.

I remember we were considering using the orichalum wires as an attack weapon. Might as well get some training time in.

>>18458073
Scream in omnidirectional fury "WHY CAN'T ANYONE GIVE ME STRAIGHT FORWARD ADVICE THESE DAYS!!"

"He won't be around the corner but if he is ask if we can take a brief jaunt to about three years in the future to get our watch looked at.

Think if there are any of staff members that would know about ancient daggers and find them, if not head to town.

>>18458073
Look around corner to see him mysteriously gone
Then go for a walk, maybe go wake Shinji up to try and figure out our mind full of fuck

>>18457805
>shark
Voiced by Barry Humphries?
>SAS kangaroo
As long as he's a kickboxer, not a regular boxer, I'm fine with that.
>>18458073
WELL THAT'S NOT USEFUL AT ALL I ALREADY HAD A DREAM WHERE SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT.
Great.
Go talk to Mike. At the very least he needs to know about the girl that can invade our dreams and drive up our magic drain.

>>18458073
Well, since he told us to "remember" separately from telling us to not let anyone get their hands on our watch, we obviously have some sort of horrible repressed memory thing going on. Or maybe we have canon-hayate's memories as well as our own?

We need to see someone who can muck around inside our head. And in a magick way, not a therapist way.

>>18458073
I think we need to talk to Mike, no matter how cranky he'll be at this time. He'll understand once we lay down this crazy level shit that's going on. Worst case is he'll only be able to run a report up the chain to the Director. She might have an opinion about this too.

>>18458120
Speaking of which McNinja never seems to sleep.
We should find out his secret so that we may get more time for mucking about with potions. Going to sleep with and waking up under a pile of girls is nice though

rolled 61 = 61

>>18458130

>Talk to mike

At 3 in the morning?

Have you seen an upset sleepy gorilla?

>>18458107
>>18458116

Head into town, procure means of watch security.

>>18458157
We have guns and endless clips.

>>18458073
Fucking cryptic people, visit Mike, we have oddball shit going on and we need to go up the food chain and find people with skill sets related to this.

>>18458130
Well I hadn't thought of who would voice him, I had thought someone like Geoffrey Rush in pirates

Kangaroo is a master of many forms of martial arts revolving around hitting thing with hands or feet and is speaks like Paul Hogan ( crocodile Dundee )

>>18458164
>clips

>>18458137
>We need to see someone who can muck around inside our head. And in a magick way, not a therapist way.

Well, maybe Shinji CAN muck about in our head in a Majaik way, but regular therapist method is just easier.

>>18458137
>REMEMBER
I think he's telling us that for future use.
Like if we ever get thrown back into canon.

>>18458180
They're specifically Hollywood clips, so the mistake is intentional, or at the very least ironic.

>>18458137
Are we dealing with Spiral God Shinji or regular shinji?

rolled 4 = 4

>>18458137

The remember would be following A-tan's lead when we next see her.

Metaing, we should be ok, since this looks like it'll play out exactly like the manga.

>>18458207
I still don't trust her. Her motives aren't necessarily ones we want to go with, whatever they are.

>>18458254
Whether her motives are the same as ours it might be a situation where she really helps us though.

She wants us all for herself but she also doesn't want us taken away by whoever is after us other than her

"Why the HELL does NO ONE want to give me a straight answer about ANYTHING lately?"
You yell out in frustration as you walk down the hall.
A door opens to your left.
Frank walks out in red lingerie.
"Ohohohoho, I can give it to you STRAIGHT. STRAIGHT AND HARD."

OH SHIT. ITS FRANK.
WAT DO?
[ ]run
[ ]run
[ ]run the fuck away
**ROLL FOR EVASION**

rolled 99 = 99

>>18458284
>[x]run
>[x]run
>[x]run the fuck away

rolled 35 = 35

>>18458284
THIS IS WHY WE DON'T SHOUT NEAR MEDICAL

FUCK FUCK FUCK

rolled 81 = 81

>>18458284

[x]SHHHHHHHHHHHHIT

rolled 37 = 37

>>18458284
Run the fuck away
BADGERCUNTDICKSFUCKNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE

rolled 59 = 59

>>18458284
Run the fuck away, FUCKING FRANK, You're on probation you sick motherfucker.

rolled 87 = 87

>>18458284
FUCKSHITPISSBADGERCUNTS

>>18458298
Well, I was about to roll, but then the problem was solved. Also, I thought McNinja kept him in a fucking cage.

>>18458298
Good work, Anon.

rolled 36 = 36

>>18458284
This has got to stop...
We tell Frank to fuck off...
if that doesn't work, we report him

>>18458315
Heh we run like the god of speed,

With all the running away from Frank we have been doing we should get an upgraded bunny mode

>>18458328
He terrorizes a staff member.
What would us reporting him do?

rolled 67 = 67

>>18458284
No. Fuck this. Time to face our fears and tell off Frank for being a fucking weirdo. Punch him in the cock.

rolled 86 = 86

LEG IT!

>>18458345
Except he would enjoy that.
Frank is instant death if he touches us, our only option is avoid until we are a time lord so we can drop him into a black hole

>>18458345
There'll be a time for this, but it's not today.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOPE!"
You run and run. You run the fuck away.
You manage to easily leave Frank behind in the dust and step back outside into the quad.

WAT DO?
time is 3:30

>>18458284
FRANK. Seriously. Cut this shit out. It's not doing anyone any favors, least of all you.

rolled 28 = 28

>>18458363
C'mon! This has to fucking stop!

rolled 8 = 8

>>18458298
Good work, anon. Nice.

>>18457221
Awww, you actually colored it. Im touched. If I wasnt fucking color blind Id color it myself. Thanks man.

Swagtron isnt finished yet, had shit to do yesterday, and I just woke up. heres the draft. I'll keepworking on it. Should be done by next thread

>lol proportions

rolled 46 = 46

>>18458377

Get in combat practice or study time.

Books to read, stuff to try out before actual combat.

Come on you guys Frank isn't that bad.

Not saying we should get into arms reach of the guy but we don't have to be angry at him.

>>18458377
Goddamn Frank, find a quiet place in the library and start reading through the classics, if we ever need to commit seductions being able to quote Shakespeare, Cervantes and so on will come in great help, and just getting some normal reading in is good.

>>18458377
3:30. Shops won't be open yet.

Jog to and back from town, then go to the Gym and see if we can get in some more combat simulation time.
Preferably testing our orihalcum violin strings.

>>18458377
Wake up Mike. He should probably need to get up soon anyways. We need the advice of experts and veterans in the crazy shit department.

>>18458389
I'm not in any real position to criticize, but I'd say switch Madoka and Vita, just for the Goldion Hammer reference.

Also, it's too bad we can't see Hina.

>Captcha: thyuki ardent
Well, I guess Captcha has ideas, too.

>>18458420
They might be.
At least, the ones who's shops are awake at 3:30, to advance to the main street, would be open.

Read and test our potion making skills.
We don't need to train anything else for the moment and we can finally get some headway at making our alchemy better

>>18458428
Im actually going to second this, we really outta talk to him about these alt reality flashbacks/that dream, leaving out the things we are not supposed to forget.

rolled 20 = 20

>>18458450
Gotcha.
>>18458377
Go to Gym or grounds and develop our skills more.
>New song for violin?
>test the Dagger?

Ask Kraus to give us a list of times our majaik consumption jumped to combat levels while we were in non combat situations. We might find something

>>18458450
>>18458389
Hina's long pink hair suddenly becomes our cape?

rolled 74 = 74

>"I-I'll name him Rafale." She says "It means gust in my language." "Why that desu?" "N-no reason. I-I just like it" Perrine blushes. #msq

Named after a shitty plane.

FROGPRIDE and all, dammit. So incharacter for perrine.

>"I'm gonna be a grandpa!" Mike says as he hands out cigars to the security team. "Mike, you don't have kids." The Commander tells him. #msq
Okay that's cute.

>"I-I'll name him Rafale." She says "It means gust in my language." "Why that desu?" "N-no reason. I-I just like it" Perrine blushes. #msq

YOU KNOW WHOSE NAME ALSO MEANS GUST?

>"I-I'll name him Rafale." She says "It means gust in my language." "Why that desu?" "N-no reason. I-I just like it" Perrine blushes. #msq

Combined with
>"So, what will you name it?" Suiseiseki asks Perinne. "N-name what?" "That thing you're carrying of course!" she tells the french girl #msq

Makes me think Perrine found a baby bird, or something.

>>18458540
That kid's not being named after a plane, you git.

>>18458552
Haha, she has a little baby bird living in her hair.

Can just imagine that

>>18458540
>shitty plane

Slavshit lover detected.

>>18458552
Its the baby of course.
Maybe Desu could sense it like Miyafuji could

>"Should I tell him, or should you?" the 11th asks the 10th "Let's keep out of that for now. Let him deal with it like he's done before"
>"Mistress," Machina asks his master "Are you alright?" "Y-yeah. I managed to tell him what I have to. Now it's all up to him." she says
Why does it feel like they put too much faith in us?

>>18458599
Loops and loops, man. This plainly isn't the first time Hayate's been down this road.

>Jog for warm up
>get combat practice afterwards

You get your body moving to clear your head.
This morning has just been too weird, and the fucking sun isnt even up yet.

You take your time jogging into town.
Enjoying the crisp air and the silence.
On the way, you talk to Kraus.
"Hey man, How many times has that abnormal Majaik consumption out of battle?"
"THREE TIMES. THE FIRST TIME WAS WHEN YOU WERE KNOCKED OUT AFTER FIGHTING THEM ALIUMS."
"THE SECOND TIME WAS WHEN YOU WERE ON THE COUCH WITH THE PINK HAIRED ONE."
"THE THIRD TIME WAS EARLIER, IT WAS ALSO THE LONGEST AND THE MOST DRAINING." He tells you.
"So that makes it two times that I don't remember, and one that I clearly do. Kraus, I want you to continue scanning for such events, and to keep a log of them. We may need the data for the doctor."

You run into the park and take a breather on a bench.

WAT DO?

>>18458599
Because they do. Anyone who puts faith in 4chan is a fool.

rolled 5 = 5

>>18458635

Take a short break, intake of fluids and all.

Then complete routine and get to the gym.

>>18458635
Review the properties of orihalcum, specifically the version used in our violin. Like, any anti-magic or anti-majaik properties?

Then let's see if Lo has a combat form besides his little mode.

>>18458635
We could always check with Ryuu to see if he has a "remember" potion.

But we're near town now, right? Helga might be able to recover our memories, but it'll be a steep price I'm sure.

Let's get an unbreakable chain for our watch. That'll help things. Convenient store will have one I'm sure.

Take a break, walk around the park.

>>18458599
We tried to make moves on two girls, in plain view of two of our girlfriends, at a third's birthday party.
Only a fool would trust /tg/.

>>18458670
His big form IS his combat form.
We just need to get him a folding ladder made of titanium

>>18458137
>>18458188
I know this is a bit late, but if we DO find someone to muck about in our head, we ALL get to say "Hi" to them!

>>18458675
It's still before 4AM, and I don't recall the RCS being a 24-hour operation.

Also, either the pawn shop or Jemma's Jewelers would be a better choice, since we would be able to get a quality watch chain.

>>18458694
Make that Orichalcum, and I think we have something.

Rafale is a good name for our son.

>>18458704
It wouldn't be convenient if it were closed, no?

>>18458687
They got pissy when we were making moves on one of our actual girlfriends. At this point, it's likely that the twins have gone yandere. They need a good stern talking to.

>>18458743
>yandere
They were just making sure we weren't too aggressive with the very-young one. Erica had no problem with us getting all up on Hina at the end of that simulation.

>>18458743
Wut what the fuck are you talking about

>>18458743
>They need a good stern talking to.
For what?
They were looking out for Nanoha, and our actions with Perrine and Yuki only confirmed their suspicions.
There is a difference between girls falling for us because we are kind, considerate, and charming, and us actively going to a couch sitting down with two other girls and putting our arms around them.
The first, the Twins can get annoyed at but accept as just something that happens to us; the second shows that they need to keep a closer eye on us because we're obviously trying to get more women.

>>18458762
That's not canon though.
Erica throwing a mic at us is though.

Hey Landing Gear, do you have a schedule for MSQ? I want to make sure I run my quest on a different day.

>>18458828
He runs it every single night and most mornings.

>>18458828
>Different day.

>>18458828
No such day, friend. LG runs twice a day, every day, most of the time. Only way to dodge MSQ is to run in the afternoons 4chan time.

>>18458828
HAHAHAHAHAHA...

Oh god, that was rich. Wait, are you serious? Let me laugh harder now.

>>18458828
Every day at about 2200 4chan time, and then another thread around 700 most days.

>>18458828
Every day. 2200 to ~0500 and then sometimes ~0700 to ~1200 4chan time.

>>18458828
Thats gonna be tough there Commander, LG runs this quest everyday, hell twice a day even.

What quest do you run?

>>18458835
>>18458836
>>18458845
>>18458846
>>18458850
>>18458851

Twice a day? Does he do anything else? Like... Anything?

Jesus Christ. Alright. Fine.

>>18458862
He runs it from work and skips the 'morning' thread when he has other stuff to do.

>>18458862
He runs this instead of doing his job. Then he comes home and does this some more until he goes to sleep. If I was a woman, I would de-wizard him.

>>18458862
He does the 2200 thread while he's at work.

You take a quick break in the park.
As you sit on the bench you look around and observe your surroundings.
The shops are still closed across the street.
Noone is up and about at this time.

As you think of all the weird shit that's been piling up on you lately, you hear the singing coming from the direction of the lake.
"This is not a drill. I say again, This is a true love story~"

WAT DO?
[ ]investigate singing
[ ]go back to Bureau
[ ]other___

>>18458828
Daily, 2200 and 0700. Unless stated otherwise

>>18458862
He lives in the Philippines. The 2200 thread is while he's at work, and the 700 thread is what he does if he doesn't have anything planned for his evening.

>>18458860

I've just started Deathwatch Quest, though I'm having trouble finding and retaining players. I don't think my writing's TERRIBLE, so I'm assuming it's because the hugely popular MSQ is always up when I'm trying to get things off the ground. At the risk of stepping on Landing Gear's toes (which I really don't mean to do), here's the link to tonight's kind-of-thread.

>>18457379

>>18458874
Investigate the singing, join in with violin and follow the singers lead, playing support.

>>18458871
But what if running MSQ is his wizard power?

>>18458874
[X] Investigate Singing, unless it sounds like Frank or Billy

>>18458874
Gotta investigate that singing.

>>18458874
>[✓]investigate singing
Someone might need musical accompaniment.

>>18458888
>But what if running MSQ is his wizard power?
Good thing I'm not a woman, then.

>>18458874
Investigate singing, potential partner to our violin playing? check.

>>18458862
He works sometimes and he sometimes skips the nighttime 0700 one.

Mostly he does this at work since he doesn't actually do work he just makes it look like he does

>>18458874
[x]nvestigate singing
We have the time, right now.

>>18458874
Curious, someone singing at this time?, [x] investigate

>>18458862
He usually has free evenings and his job pretty much can't fire him as long as he gets his work done which he seems to be able to do while running this.

>>18458874
>"This is not a drill. I say again, This is a true love story~"

OH SHIT IM@S GIRLS
>INVESTIGATE THAT SINGING

>>18458818
And that was with PERRINE, who Erica Does Not Like.

>>18458881
Another issue is that the hugely popular Katawa Yandere moved in over here. Thankfully, Akira only runs on Tuesdays and the weekend. I suggest seriously looking at an afternoon run time, if at all possible. There's less of the big quests going on then.

>>18458874
Investigate the singing, no point not to

>>18458930

Thanks anon, and all others providing advice. If y'all don't mind, I might hang around and see what all the hubbub's about.

>>18458930
KY. here? What happened? Thought they were adamant to stay in /a/? Or has the shit posting reached an all time low?
>>18458947
Welcome then, and enjoy your stay.

>>18458952
They were getting spammed to hell on /a/ and asshole mods were deleting threads so they moved to greener pastures, /tg/. Because we're better.

>>18458952
The mods kicked them off.

>>18458952
A mod or a janitor on /a/ turned against them and started deleting their threads.

It's not about having other quests run at the same time as yours.
It's mostly about player base.
You need a hook.
Not that I'm saying your thing is bland, but an interesting hook does get your players to stay.

PAPA-N's was xeno sexings
Planefag's is Bouncing with MC NGAF
LG's is mindfuckery/time shenanigans

>>18458952
Yeah, /a/ kicked them off. Their loss.

Here's the thread, by the way:

>>18457468

>>18458952
We had a special Thursday thread and it got deleted again. We finally said fuck it and tried over here. The reception so far has been good, so it'll probably stay. Last night's thread went really well, and this one's doing better than the usual /a/ thread.

>>18458947
Please do. This is, I think, the most popular quest thread on /tg/, possibly in all of /tg/'s history. Even if you don't end up a fan of it, you still probably have a lot to learn from it as a potential QM. I know that's one of the reasons I'm here.

>>18458970
This anon has the right of it.
Without a hook, something to interest players, writing, no matter how technically refined, isn't enough to keep interest and players.

>>18458970

I'm trying to make my hook "interesting Space Marine characters."

I know. A doomed venture. But I like torturing myself. What I want out of Deathwatch Quest isn't just another BLAMBLAMHERETICSKABOOM quest, but something dare I say thoughtful in the 40K universe. What I want is for you ("you" being the audience, whoever that is) to get invested in the fates of your comrades.

Go big or go home, I guess. Alright, I'm gonna' stop shitting up LG's thread now. No more DW Quest talk from me.

>>18458982
>most popular now
>and in all of /tg/ history

Lets not get ahead of ourselves, here. MaidQuest holds the mantle for all-time most popular, and it's spiritual successor SWQ is probably the most popular currently running.

That's not to say that this *isn't* popular or well done, though. Just that we're not the best yet.

>investigate singing
You walk through the tree line and find three girls on the banks of the lake.
A blonde, and what appears to be twins.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs_PxYno8hc
They are singing and dancing in a well rehearsed manner, a boombox nearby providing the music.

You watch silently, captivated by their performance.

The song ends, they notice you standing there watching.

WAT DO?

>>18458982
>most popular
Not even close, it's good and enjoyable, but not anywhere near the most popular even currently, never mind in history.

SWQ has a larger player base, and Lord quest of old actually had people switching their sleep schedule so they could follow it (goddamn Australian time).

>>18458970
>LG's is mindfuckery/time shenanigans
Oh, and don't forget the PTSD.

>>18459025
"Hello, ladies. I hope I'm not intruding."

>>18459025
Applaud them then introduce yourself.

>>18458982
NAh, MSQ isnt that popular.
I'm just guilty of saturation.
Although I am thankful for all of you that have stuck with me through all of this.

>>18459023
Yea, I don't even follow SWQ, but I know it's more popular. We're a rank 2 right behind it, though. KY seems about the same as this, based on the voting I saw earlier.

>>18459025
Applaud, introduce ourself and whip out the violin and begin to play a jig or other jaunty tune.

>>18459025
Just smile and clap.

>>18459030
Halfway, there. PF can do some damn good "War is Hell" bits whenever he wants to.

>>18459080
PF has the ability to put you in the MC's head so you see what he sees and thinks what he is thinking.

He also has a great ability for improv and making the craziest ideas fit.
LG does it quite well too, but we aim more for shenanigans and tormenting Hayate than SWQ does for MC

>>18459025
go introduce ourselves, say we head them singing and wondered who it was

>>18459025
Light applause.

Applaud, then bust out our violin and play a song for them. We have a dance troupe!

>>18459025
propose marriage

>>18459140
We don't even know their names, yet.
And what song are we going to play? Have you forgotten that ours is a weaponized violin? We need to be careful what we play and who we play it to.

>>18459166
The only weaponized bit of our violin is the strings, when we remove them for combat, otherwise it's the same as every other violin in existence.

rolled 89 = 89

>>18459182

But our music as weaponised.

Remember what happened when we last played for the entire dorm to hear?

Half of them didn't show up for class.

>>18459191
We also did that duet with Shinji that traumatized Frank. Anything that can make Frank curl up into the fetal position is a pretty nasty weapon.

>>18459191
>>18459166
Yeah, so we play a dancing song and they'll feel compelled to dance.

We need to learn a suicide song. Very useful for dealing with massed enemies.

>>18459191
That's not weaponized, that's just incredibly good, and incredibly sad.

>>18459182
Are you saying that the songs we play on it are JUST music, and not affected by our majaik?

Besides, you're also wrong; the bow has mono-molecular string and can be used as a blade.

>>18459191
It's only weaponized when we play sad songs, otherwise it's just really good.

>>18459207
Yes that's it exactly, also I forgot about the monomolecular bowstring.

You applaud them and smile.
"Hello!" the blonde runs up to you. "Did you like Miki's singing?" she asks
"Yeah that was amazing."
"Thanks! I pulled the twins out of bed to get some practice, Iori-chan didn't want to come though" She pouts, the Bureau tracksuit she's wearing rustling as she moves.
"Let me introduce myself, I am Ayasaki Hayate, A bureau trainee like you. Are you in the advanced classes?" You ask.
"You're in training already?" the twins ask as they walk up. "We won't begin until Monday."
"Ah, you're new recruits then."
"Yep! We are the 765 idols Ami, Mami and Miki." they say together.
"Idols huh? That explains why you sing and dance so well."
"Want to hear another song?" The blonde one asks you.


"SIR! IDOL Flotilla has requested our presence!" You imaginary radio operator tells you.
"What weapons do they carry?" You ask you imaginary lookout
"Sir, HMS MIKI has some substancial forward guns. Twin vessels AMI and MAMI have smaller armament but the possibility of symmetrical docking is higher!" he answers
You decide to consult the rest of your crew on what actions to take.

[ ]sure I have time
[ ]sorry i have stuff to do

>>18459223
[x]SURE

We need to get a hold of those weapons!

>>18459223
We've got time, play that violin for them.

>>18459223
Sure, we have some time. It would be rude to just leave now. It's too bad our instrument of choice doesn't really work with their genre of music.

rolled 9 = 9

>>18459223

Wheres P-san?

I do not believe Miki would come here if her Honey wasn't following along.

[x] Sure, I have time.

Something to take our mind off the troubling dreams.

>>18459223
Sorry I have stuff to do.

Gonna have to draw the line at some point gents. More wimminz means less training and fewer missions.

>>18459223
We have all the time in the world.

It is still about 4am after all.

Maybe we should play for them while they perform?

>>18459223
[x]sure I have time
It should be about 4AM now, so we should have some time. Ask if they have a song we could play along with; we don't use any of our own memories for this. We only play as accompaniment. That should minimize the effect of our music.

>>18459249
P-san is their handler.
The 765 office is a cover for Bureau recruitment/operations.

Ritsuko is already a full agent

>>18459249
She is here just didn't get out of bed probably

>>18459254
Lies, we are aiming to be a time lord so such things mean nothing to us.
Anyway we need more twins

>>18459254
I have no desire to draw them in.
It's just that not listening to one more song strikes me as an un-Hayate thing to do.

>>18459287
>I have no desire to draw them in.
Agreed. They're cute, but not really girlfriend-material for Hayate.

rolled 99 = 99

>>18459275

We must meet with our fellow Swagmaster at some point of time.

>>18459287
Indeed, Nnot making time to listen to their song after they asked us is impolite. Whether you want the, or not we still need to maintain our standards and we don't have anything else to do at 4am

>>18459287
Seconding. Listening/watching won't hurt, and we have no actual desire to swag them in.

>>18459307
In b4 this person shows up NOW.

>>18459302
All cute girls are girlfriend material for Hayate, especially twins

>>18459319
>Whether you want them, or not we still need to maintain our standards
Well said.
As our future Aussie companion would undoubtedly say, "Professionals have STANDARDS, mate."

>>18459329
That's just plain not true. All of the girls we've gone for thus far are either full of moxie or are really emotionally mature. These girls are bubbly and adorable, but not mature or moxiful.

>>18459321
Desire or not it will be like Hina, we act nice we make time to talk to them or help them as needed and bam more swagged. What we have in our favour is that they won't be in our class but that hasn't rally stopped us before

>>18459354
Except we were, as players, steering him towards Hina, even if Hayate didn't know it. We're going to do not-that with these girls.

>>18459349
Shit we need our kangaroo to be like Sniper,definitely laid back but professional, polite and have a plan to kill everything

>>18459364
No, we need our dingo to be like that. Perfect counterpart to the wolf.

>>18459362
Yeah but if you look back we never went beyond being nice to her, we might of steered him towards her but we didn't pour on the charm like we did with Erica or in our trolling for Keima.

A better example would be Nanoha, little interaction but she fell for us hard

>>18459223

>"SIR! IDOL Flotilla has requested our presence!" You imaginary radio operator tells you.
>"What weapons do they carry?" You ask you imaginary lookout
>"Sir, HMS MIKI has some substancial forward guns. Twin vessels AMI and MAMI have smaller armament but the possibility of symmetrical docking is higher!" he answers
>You decide to consult the rest of your crew on what actions to take.

I am laughing so hard.

STAY AND LISTEN.
After a song excuse ourselves and head back to the bureau.
Maybe leave them some refreshments as we go

>>18459354
Well, look at Amazoness and Lily; they haven't been caught by our Swag even after being in the same class as us.

>>18459364
>kangaroo to be like Sniper,definitely laid back but professional, polite and have a plan to kill everything
Of course, he'll be ANZAC to our wolf's KSK.

>@LandingGearDown
>wow, people are actually able to resist the triple twins route. SON I AM PROUD

But we've already GOT triple twins on our plate: Erica + Ursula, Yuki + The Director, Perrine + Keima

>>18459375
Sniper dingo?
To go with
Mick Dundee kangaroo?

My body is ready

>>18459394
Resist nothing, we are just planning the long route.

>>18459396
No, Dundee is a croc with a knoife.

We are aiming for as many twins as possible, we have Keima/Perrine as faux twins, Erica/Ursula, Yuki x2, and you think we are going to avoid Ami/Mami?

>>18459435
Nah no need for a croc and mick is THE stereotypical Aussie

>>18459438
Yup. I do. They are not even remotely appealing, romantically speaking, by Hayate's standards, just sexually.

>>18459438
Hey, arent twins multipliers? and they stack?

Man, we are giving Rance and Max a run for their money. And were not even actively trying.

>>18459411
This. We can scoop the new girls up after we're the Thulsa of Time.

>>18459455
Well I remember when the idea was brought up the entire thread jumped on it.

Maybe we are missing some people who liked the idea since this thread began early, but there was a lot of support for it

>>18459385
ANZAC my arse. Make him SASR.
Y'know, the Australian SAS Regiment. The one that had initial training by Mad Jack Churchill. Yeah.

>>18459462
Yes they do and yes we are

>>18459223
[x]Sure, I have time.

This doesn't have to mean we must swag them. We already have enough ladies, and Keima, to keep us busy a while.

>>18459489
That was sort of the plan, ANZAC just got tossed in because more people know that than SASR

>>18459385
People pretty much forgot they exist with everything going on.

And I think we have few KS fans so lily doesn't get much love here

>>18459462
>And were not even actively trying
This is the important part.
Rance and Max have to put effort into their conquests.
Ours...just happen. That's how much Swag we have.
It is important that the girls that fall into orbit around Hayate all do so without Hayate actively doing anything to draw them in besides being his charming, generous self.

>>18459489
We could make him SASR if you want. It's not set in stone yet, beyond him being Australian and laidback to contrast with the wolf's German professionalism.

>>18459530
That's the idea.
We draw people in by being nice and they follow us home.

We really need to be able to use the "she followed me home, can I keep her?" line

>>18459530
Well we have done some casual flirting here and there. Nothing major, though.

"Sir! I highly suggest we stay and listen. If only for future relations between our vessels" The imaginary quartermaster tells you.
"Agreed sir. We can still make good time on our current course, even if we stop for a small exchange." the Navigator tells you.
"All right. Trim the sails. prepare to meet them starboard." you give the command.

------------------

"Sure, I have time." you tell her.
"This one's a new song we got the other day. Honey wanted us to practice it more." Miki tells you as she and the other two get into position.
The twins take out Bureau badges and Miki fiddles with the boombox.
Thier clothes changes into similar blue frilly dresses. And a small stage materializes around them.

"Since we have an audience it won;'t be any good to not go all out!" The twins smile at you.

The song starts.
"Changin' my way~"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3CEd8sLeSA

Mid way through the song, thier dresses change color, green for Miki and yellow for the twins.
They perform like real professionals.
You can't help but get drawn into their performance.
"I love you all~"
They finish the song with a flourish.
All three of them jump off the stage as their clothes revert to normal.
"So did you like it?" they ask excitedly

>>18459394
Keima/Perrinne doesn't fully count genetically.

>>18459546
Well ANZAC is a catch all for Australian forces these days to people outside Australia.
SASR is just the specific "we are awesome" group

>>18459549
When A-tan finally meets the rest of the girls.
"She followed me from home, can I keep her?"

>>18459563
It was great, how long have you been performing together?

>>18459563
Say that we liked it, offer to play the violin for them.

Then punch them right in their feelings.

>>18459583
Punch them in the feelings with a happy song.

No need for sad etc right now, make them hyperactive maybe

>>18459583
That's fucking mean, man. Let's do it.

>>18459563
>Keima/Perrinne doesn't fully count genetically.
By that logic, Yuki and the Director don't count either, since clones/forks aren't twins either.

rolled 40 = 40

>>18459563

"It was lovely, you three must have practiced a long time for that song."

>>18459563
It was great, how long have you been together.

After seeing such a lovely performance I can't in any right conscience leave you without something. Do you mind if I play something for you. Whip out the violin. Play a happy joyous song, perhaps a jig or something else that is high energy.

>>18459583
Ow, cruel

I like it. Second this, or at least the violin part

>>18459566
Oh god I can imagine that.
We have our swag palace, we arrive with A-tan and there's the dozen or so we end up with by that point all looking at us slightly annoyed
"so ummm she followed me home... Can we keep her?"

Because lets be honest the waifu/swag train has no brakes

>>18459607
This. Something based on our new life at the Bureau.

And, on a completely separate note, this thread has finally gotten me to remember the proper way to spell "Bureau."

>>18459563
"That was a great performance. You must have worked very hard to be this good."

I suppose since they showed us what they can do, it's only fair that we give them a small sample of what we can give.

Time to play them a song.

>>18459637
Heh this quest did the same for me.

One of those words you never use and forget to spell until it is necessary

>>18459583
Do it. In-character be oblivious to the emotional blow we're landing.

Just so we're clear:
We're playing for them, because they played for us, and we're only returning the favor. This is not to be construed as us attempting to actively SWAG them.

On that note, let's use the bike song we played for Sakura.

>>18459614
>>18459652
That way leads more girls incoming just so you guys know.

Seriously we play punch them in the feelings and they will get interested and then learn the backstory of doom and so on.

Not that it really bothers me, more cute twins just boosts the score as far as I am concerned.

We really do need to compare scores with Max and Rance though

"That was so good, I can't express it in words. So, as one artist to another, I'll express it IN SONG!" Then we whip out the violin and kidney punch their EMOTIONS.

>>18459652
We can't be oblivious, though.
We were told about the effects of our playing, and used it in two situations with the express purpose of using our music to evoke a specific reaction.

>>18459676
Yeah no active swagging right now.
This will probably count as passive

>>18459689
I remember using it to convince Wonka to let Shirou go, but what was the other time?

rolled 32 = 32

>So, how was your first day? Have you settled in yet?
>>Yeah, our rooms are great! We met this cute guy in a suit who played us some music. It was nice!
>Oh fuck no, you stay away from him.
>>What? Why?
>He's already got like half a dozen girls in love with him. If you guys jump on that pile, your combined total weight will smother him in his sleep. I don't care about his complicated love octahedron shenanigans, but I will not have a trainee die on my watch.

>>18459563
"It was quite good. Perhaps another day I could play for you, in exchange, but now I need to get back, and get ready for the rest of the day, if I might have your leave."

>>18459704
At therapy, wasn't it?

>>18459704
Depressing the whole dorm, cheering Sakura up, playing to attract Perrine and Hina and playing to get them all hot and bothered

>>18459704
Made everyone late for class the first time we played.
Made Perrine and Hina hot and bothered.

I feel like there was one more but I can't remember what it was.

>>18459704
We used it to cheer up Sakura because she heard our Requiem and was depressed for the entire day.

>>18459563
Let's just compliment them and go. We have bigger things to worry about.

>>18459715
Yeah to get our pont across to Shinji. We basically ended up misery bro's from our childhoods being so similar

>>18459720
The first time was not intentional in-character. I don't think it was intentional out, but I really can't recall.

>>18459715
Therapy was just so Dr. Ikari could better understand our pain.

>>18459563
Ask them how long they have been performing
Offer to play them a song in return, even if they decline we at least did the polite thing

>>18459732
I think we just rolled well on a song based on Grampa and how we learned to play violin.

>>18459732
We decided and rolled to pour all our pain, loneliness and sadness into the song

Then rolled a 99

>>18459749
>>18459746
That sounds right.

Thinking about it when is our birthday?
We have some good PTSD we can bring up for that about never having one before

rolled 100 = 100

>>18459749

And then realised that our sexy fun times had an audience, thanks to lol no soundproofing.

It helps though that team Whatisavagina surrounds us.

>>18459765
It's about 8 months from the current in-game day, I understand.

>>18459766
OH GOD.

>>18459766
Welp if he takes that dice as play for the girls I think we just did swag another three

>>18459766
Awww... Why'd you waste that hundred? We could have used that to play for them.

"That was a great performance. You must have worked very hard to be this good."
You tell them as you clap.
"Yeah! Miki has been working with them for a long time now!"

"Hey now that you've shown me what you could do, maybe I could show you what I can do with this."
You whip it out.
"Ohhh it's so pretty."
"Can I hold it?"
"I LIKE IT!" they say.

WAT DO?

>>18459599
Yes exactly.

>>18459766
>hayate's face when

>>18459772
Yeah I knew it was about 8 months just wondering the date if anyone knew it off the top of their head

>>18459784
The Bike Song. It's happy, upbeat, and has no romantic overtones at all.

>>18459765
>>18459772
Also, I'm pretty sure we already did the "No happy birthdays" PTSD already, on/after our first date with the Twins, when we went to the family restaurant. Not that I can actually recall its name.

>>18459784
Use
>>18459766
Play violin, something nice and happy then let the girls get their hands all over it

>>18459789
November 11.
>>18459784
Show them what it can do.

>>18459772
>8 months
Perrine has the best present for us ever.

rolled 99 = 99

>>18459784

"Sure. Hold it out for them.

Do be careful. It's a combat weapon as well." Point out the dangerous parts and how to safely handle it without losing fingers.

>>18459777
>>18459778

But /tg/ dice is time sensitive. Me rolling later won't work at all.

>>18459799
Oh, Wagnaria's? Yeah, that was a real punch in the emotional gut, with the omelette, and the Happy Birthday.

>>18459802
As long as they're careful. It does have those strings of killing people on it.

>>18459799
Wagnaria.
And we touched on it but went no further because we were holding it together to not ruin the date.

This could be we start crying because we are so happy to finally have a proper birthday party...

Heh we should totally do a chibiyate and friends birthday / Christmas episode

>>18459784
Oh FFS.

Play a short song, etc, head home. Can't be arsed dealing with shenanigans now.

>>18459784
Play that violin like a boss.

Make it a happy song though. We want people to be happy, not sad or after our junk.

Our junk gets enough work as it is.

Speaking of that, we've yet to do Hina, right?

>>18459784
Play them an upbeat song, we can let them hold it and marvel once they see what we can do with it.

We're going to accidentally swag them aren't we, they're going to follow us home and we're going to have to explain to Erica that we just played them a song.

>>18459811
>Me rolling later won't work at all.
Worked pretty well, apparently.

>>18459821
Nah our birthday is our PRINCESS FOR A DAY party.

All the girls wear suits. We'll be the princess.

>>18459824
No we haven't.

And I guess you don't know many musicians do you? They attract each other like a fat kid convention to a cake factory

>>18459839
We still will do that, just we can throw in some light PTSD and say how much everyone means to us

>>18459839
Keima must also be a princess for it

rolled 76 = 76

>>18459784
Bike Song. New IDPKB Trainee Song would likely have too many romantic segments from how it's gone.

rolled 26 = 26

>im@s

We must eventually do one of their songs with the rest of the team.

As a fun parody.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Bs1vP1de6Y&feature=related

>Because LG is allergic to this image

>>18459839
>>18459854
So, general cross dressing version of the first party we threw? Sounds good.

>>18459825
Well I thought the plan for saving the followed me home line for Athena was better but I think you may be right.

Might as well hang that "Hayate's swag agency" sign on our door

I would like us to run into someone like Sonya from kill me baby, someone who should be utterly immune to us by virtue of being a Tsun lesbian

rolled 74 = 74

>>18459809
Exactly.

>>18459867
Generally.

>>18459861
New trainee song
Starts off slow and cautious, quickly speeds up to an insane pace full of love and happiness.

All who hear it become infatuated with us

Bd end from being crushed in our sleep

>>18459882
No, Athena followed us FROM "home". And kinda technically has prior claim on first dibs, from something like 10 years ago

>>18459906
And that's why we don't play it incautiously.

>>18459909
Yeah, that's all sorts of complicated, what with Hayate having already promised to marry Athena.

"Ladies, no need to grab. I can entertain all of you at the same time." you tell them as you get into position.

You play a song. A happy song, a confusing song, a hectic song.
It's the song of your life in the Bureau.

You play it like a boss, your fingers moving on thier own, their faces light up as you do.

As you finish, they come up to you.
"That was great! Maybe you can play with Miki next time!" THe blond one says.
"Niichan, You're amazing." The twins tell you.
"Niichan?" you ask them
"Yeah, We like you. We're calling you Niichan from now on." they answer in unison.

The three set back up to practice further.
You summon a table of refreshments for them and take your leave.
"I shall see you all back at the Bureau, for now I have other stuff to do."
"Bye!!"
"Byebye, Niichan!" they say as you walk back into the treeline.

time is 430
WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18459946
>Niichan
Brotherzoned. I'm okay with that. Let's start planning for our first date with Hina. I think she would like something cute and cozy.

>>18459946
>niichan
Goddamnit.

Time to get back and get ready for the day. We're late.

>>18459946
Return to room, make breakfast for the girls.

>>18459946
Think to ourselves, 'Damnit, it happened again.'

Think it's still too early to bother Mike?

rolled 1 = 1

>>18459946

Training tiem.

See if we can start up a simulation with some basic mooks. Then we can start trying out new moves and our equipment.

Can the simulations create equipment?

Say enough orichalum wire to throw about, just to see how it would perform and whether its a useful investment for us.

Where is Lookout?
We need the weekly schedule.

>>18459925
Eh. Surmountable. Add her to the swag pile, then take the girls on vacation to a dimension that offers polygamous/polyamorous marriage. Problem solvered.

>walking with twins
>suddenly trio runs up "niichan! Hi niichan!"
>Hayate... you did it again, didn't you?"
>drum+cymbals

>>18459973
OH FUCK YES A LEGIT NAT 1.

I am now preparing my body to be raped to death by the three idols chasing us down.

rolled 23 = 23

>YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE ROLLED THAT 100 and 99.

...Aw shit

ALL ABOARD SWAG EXPRESS

>I pleed guilty

>>18459973
>rolled 1 = 1
>Training tiem.
Oh god, we're going to get layed up for a week, aren't we?

>>18459946
Phew, we almost expanded our group of ladies to an unstable amount for the time being but we're in the clear for now.

Get some training and reading time in. At 5:30 or so hit up Mike and have a talk with him. We'll do breakfast after that.

>>18459963
I'd be okay with that. I hope that's what it is, of possible interpretations.

>>18459963
Maybe not.
You gotta remember how the Japanese use that not just for brother but also for guys they like.

Hopefully it won't explode into another Hina/Perrine scenario yet

>>18459946
Play with potions for a little while, then at about 5:30 get breakfast going

rolled 69 = 69

>>18459990

mmm... Would it scare you if the anon who rolled the 100, 99 and 1 was the same anon?

>.>

/tg/ dice has a terrible sense of humour today.

>>18459973
I hope we don't get to reload. I hope we spend the next few days in-game being nursed back to health by our girls (and Keima, nothing spurs on admissions of love like an injury).

>>18459965
>>18459963
>They think Niichan means brotherzoned
>They think it's not hotter to bone girls that call you that

>>18459963
Hahahaha, dude in Japan that's like calling someone "daddy".

>>18459946
4:30 is when we would be out jogging, so we're actually on schedule.

Jog over to the Gym, see if we can get in some combat simulations. Maybe against nasty fuckers like Bluebeard and such. Guys that look at our "I Win" Button of a Time Stop and just laugh as they tear us apart.

At 6AM, we can call Mike as we get breakfast ready and lunches made, to meet him a little before class to talk with him.

And we need to plan if we're taking Hina out on a date tonight, or sometime next week.

>>18460033
>daddy
Ah. Gross.

>>18459996
See the unstable amount is only if LG wants it be.

Anyway potions practice is a good idea. We have neglected playing with them far too much in favour of things we could really of ignored

>>18459946
>Maybe you can play with Miki next time!
>PLAY WITH MIKI

Captcha:
>given reaady
Yes. it's a given that she is ready

>>18460022
Oh, no I don't. I'm one of those NOT pulling for adding moar girls. At least not currently. We've got enough to work with for now.

>>18460033
>>18460042
Actually it is brother
Otosan is father

However now it is less literally brother but male person I like.

And to girls it can also be guy I am interested in

>>18460033
no, in japan "Niichan" is what you call any guy who's older than you but you're on friendly terms with but who isn't enough older to be referred to as "uncle"

that neighbor boy who's between 1 and 7 years older than you? he's "niichan"

>>18460022
>>18460033
As long as no one who can into Japan knows, we'll be fine. If Hina or Nanoha hears that...

We're in deep shit now.

>>18460038
This is as good a plan as any. It covers most of what we need to spend time on.

You head back to the Bureau and try the Gym.
It's locked.

You walk around behind it and have Kraus set up an outdoor kitchen.
You might as well get some potion crafting done.

WAT MAKE?
>list ingredients/experiences to use.

>>18460038
I like it, generally, though I'd change it to be working with J, Ted and Lo in combat situations, as we haven't actually tested just what they can do. Sure, we may have a good idea on Ted and Lo, but we've never even used Jakob's Laplace mode for anything but assistant butlering.

>>18460051
Alright, what potions are we going to work on?
And if the gender potion pops up again, I'm not going for it.
We need potions that will be of use to us and our team in the upcoming Advanced Classes, not so that we can troll Keima.
Besides, the Melmo Candy trolling plan is a better one, in my opinion.

>>18460096
>It's locked.
That's all our nat 1 got us? Depressing. Oh well, let's try to make some kind of gender swap potion using the many, many, many memories we now have of crossdressing, including "mentally crossdressing."

>>18460096
Let's try to brew up a basic short-term gender swap potion now that we have more alchemy and crossdressing experience.